general-chat

[visual vortex]

Ask them nicely

[dire kayak]

i ate them

[sleek harness]

Opinions?

[astral jungle]

Lad, I’m always disappointed.

[fiery wave]

If you played and won last week, go to the table.

[dire kayak]

karien

[fiery wave]

Wot?

[elder merlin]

Pet the raki

[proven crypt]

[astral basin]

Im having a miserable morning.
Time to overwatch and upgrade it to depression before going to sleep

[fiery wave]

*Patpats @sleek harness *

[dire kayak]

pet me

[zenith pollen]

Hi chat

[elder merlin]

pat pat pat

[visual vortex]

Hi

[elder merlin]

[knotty terrace]

Ayo I know that PFP it’s of doctor eggman and his what I assume to be his father dancing

[elder merlin]

[lilac crag]

kills you

[knotty terrace]

Man now I need to get into a flow state in darktide later today

[elder merlin]

You can only kill me if you win the dance off

Its taking place saturday

9pm

In the back of the local bill gray's

[lilac crag]

I'll own you old man

the regulars know me as Billy Bustamove

[elder merlin]

That's the spirit, whippersnapper

[knotty terrace]

Heh bet goober has me blocked

[sleek harness]

No

[sleek harness]

Thats a achievement

Don't ask how I responded to two things at the same time

It's a secret

[knotty terrace]

2 seperate devices I bet

[sleek harness]

No

[knotty terrace]

And yeah probably is an achievement

[dire kayak]

mrrrp

[knotty terrace]

[lilac crag]

meowww

[knotty terrace]

[dire kayak]

meow :3

[lilac crag]

:3

[sleek harness]

Goober

Did you block guy

[knotty terrace]

[dire kayak]

id rather not have this conversation again

[knotty terrace]

Going off that reaction I’d say a resounding yes

[twin flower]

guys a brat so

[sleek harness]

Can you at least point me to the first conversation about this

I am curious

[sleek harness]

Well thanks Mr. Obvious

[bright rover]

what table

[twin flower]

I would have said but if goobs doesnt wanna talk about it then ehh

[bright rover]

oh got them

[knotty terrace]

Yikes if I’m being called a brat just goes to show how sensitive some people can be

[twin flower]

you got more rat music

[dusky relic]

No way

havoc map rotation

omfg

finally

[lilac crag]

you're an odd one

you take being blocked by someone many people deem a nice person as something to be proud of

[twin flower]

what does that say about the one that got blocked I wonder

[lilac crag]

a curious thought...

[knotty terrace]

Meh while I’m odd sure but it’s all part of a online persona

[twin flower]

[sleek harness]

No

But I got a video showing how to make one

[sleek harness]

It's like being bit by a snail

Did my message sent

[hollow dawn]

Everybody is weird until proven otherwise

[sleek harness]

The internet here is shit

I keep posting everything at the same time

[hollow dawn]

Yeah they sent

[twin flower]

Amogus

[sleek harness]

Cool

[dusky relic]

No way
havoc map rotation
omfg
finally

[sleek harness]

Lets see if this sends

I hate my life

It did

[sleek harness]

Why are you sending this again

[dire kayak]

i wouldn't call myself a nice person,,,

[twin flower]

[knotty terrace]

Get me out of text chat and into a VC funny how quickly I can drop my mask

[hollow dawn]

Why did you block azrael?

[twin flower]

better than that other guy tho

[knotty terrace]

[fiery wave]

Sounds like you need hugs.

[sleek harness]

No

[hollow dawn]

What the fuck did Azrael do dawg, he seems to just be chilling

[fiery wave]

Perhaps you actually do but try the tough rough macho thing, but I know you. Patpats.

[twin flower]

Oh boy

[dire kayak]

ill dm you

[hollow dawn]

Oh Neptune

[twin flower]

Well you asked

[faint brook]

Holy drama

[twin flower]

[hollow dawn]

Oh I know, this is self inflicted

I’m fine hearing drama as long as it’s not about me I suppose

[twin flower]

Dramas alright

[dire kayak]

i wasn't the one who initiated it

[twin flower]

Azrael however

wasnt the first time he had a crashout

[faint brook]

😭

[sleek harness]

Can you pass me your DM that was DMed by her?

[twin flower]

Gossiping rat 🫵

[hollow dawn]

With her permission

[dire kayak]

you can

[sleek harness]

Thank you Goober

Hopefully it isn't that bad

Right?

[twin flower]

Ehh

[hollow dawn]

Ehhhhh

[twin flower]

I mean goobs issue with him is different

[hollow dawn]

It’s mostly the implication rather than anything outwardly said

[sleek harness]

Right???

[twin flower]

theres other people that just dont like brat boy

[sleek harness]

Just tell me if the drama is bad or not

[zenith pollen]

Do yall have Actimel's in your countries?

[hollow dawn]

Signed, sealed, delivered

[twin flower]

there are good dramas?

[sleek harness]

Actime what

[sleek harness]

The reverse of bad drama is not that bad drama

Basic knowledge

[zenith pollen]

Little dairy based drinks google it its fire in taste

[sleek harness]

No

I am budy

Busy

[zenith pollen]

Yall talkin about that one dude again?

[twin flower]

I mean I aint Rat man and Rex was curious

I said I wont say anything since goobs dont wanna talk about it again

[sleek harness]

Curiosity killed the Dinosaur Rex

Nit me though

Not*

I am resistant

[storm ember]

No Man's Land was a good reminder that we are fighting a full-on war and not- in fact- getting sent off to go beat up and sick and elderly for fun

which we also are but thats beside the point

[twin flower]

what missions have you been on that you beat up old people

[sleek harness]

Do you consider the bosses old?

They look 30

[zenith pollen]

Oh azreal was active here few minutes ago thats why yall are talkin about it

[storm ember]

Have you SEEN the ragers' faces

[twin flower]

I didnt say they were old

[sleek harness]

Yeah thats why I asked

Dude

[twin flower]

Nurgles gift does that to you

[storm ember]

Also GRANDFATHER nurgle

[thick coyote]

Pushing 60 with a physique like that
Damn son
That's a hustler fr fr

[storm ember]

We're beating up old people by proxy

[sleek harness]

No

[twin flower]

theyre ending up dead, idk if beating them up is all we're doing

[shy sandal]

Budy

[sleek harness]

Middle ages

[storm ember]

Beating people up can result in death

[sleek harness]

Budy

It's spelled buddy

Dumbass

[zenith pollen]

Leveling psyker to 30 feels like a second job its so ass

[shy sandal]

My head feels funny

[twin flower]

Are you getting paid

[storm ember]

Just play auric + flame staff you'll feel better

[shy sandal]

Still think Hive Scum is worse

[shy sandal]

Toxic

[fiery wave]

Assail is king.

[sleek harness]

You are toxic

Don't point fingers at me

[shy sandal]

How so?

[sleek harness]

You are trying to make fun of me for spelling wrong

[sleek harness]

Everyone knows that only I can do that to other people

[shy sandal]

Ad Hominem + L Bozo

[sleek harness]

You meant Rip Bozo

[shy sandal]

No, i would never wish death upon another living being

[sleek harness]

But it's a fact

I will die

[shy sandal]

You will, but i do not take pleasure in knowing that

[sleek harness]

How sure can I be

[storm ember]

I want hive scum to baby talk me before pumping me full of drugs

[zenith pollen]

Whats assail

[storm ember]

Stabby throw gem thing

[tired inlet]

don't tell me what to do;
get pointed at, nerd

[zenith pollen]

It cant be worse then psyker

[fiery wave]

Last I remember, that's a smyker.

[storm ember]

Smite is the electro doodad

[tired inlet]

no, assail is magic missiles; smite is chain lightning

[storm ember]

And its smiteker

[fiery wave]

No.

[tired inlet]

yes

[fiery wave]

As in, that guy is a smyker.

[storm ember]

Fym no we're telling you

[fiery wave]

It's hard enough to type with bands on my phone from the battery change.

[shy sandal]

I remember that like, majority of the build for Hive Scum onlg came online at the latest levels. So from level 25 and below, you basically were just surviving instead of playing the videogame

It was a nightmare at launch

[storm ember]

Tbh Psyker is scalable and team reliant, if you arent hugging your gang you're literally just gonna die

[tired inlet]

what part of that is irrelevant to spelling "okay" as "no"

[sweet trail]

Not on my watch

[fiery wave]

That guy only plays smyker, why he doesn't know the other blitz.

[warm maple]

unless you're playing melee psyker

[fiery wave]

That was what I meant.

[warm maple]

but you're still squishy you just have more confidence to go around killing shit

[storm ember]

In which case fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you

[warm maple]

lul

[fiery wave]

If you read the message after, you would get it.

I know the blitz.

[shy sandal]

My stomach feels like it's disintegrating itself

Send help

[fiery wave]

I'm that person who made the lvling build guide to psyker.

[sleek harness]

What, you are going to sign me a contract to the Devil?

[storm ember]

What build you runnin i can give tips

[sweet trail]

No I will protect u

[sleek harness]

From what

[storm ember]

Only class I cant give tips about is vet cuz vet is FUCKING LAME!!!!!

[sweet trail]

Whats going to happen to you

[sleek harness]

And what is going to happen to me

You seem knowledged

[shy sandal]

Ad hominen + no u

[sweet trail]

Dw abt it I'm gonna protect you from it

[storm ember]

LAME YOURE LAAAAAAME YOURE LAAAAAAAME

[fiery wave]

You take Assail asap and use it hard. Unless you played vet/zealot first and have guns.

[shy sandal]

Nuh uh

[zenith pollen]

None i have to level up first which is painfull also i feel like i need a phd to understand the skill tree

[shy sandal]

Vet is cool

😎

[sleek harness]

Do I have to pay you

If so I won't

[sweet trail]

What? No

[sleek harness]

Okay cool

Free bodyguard

[shy sandal]

Brokie

[storm ember]

Left side is 'boosts mana' right is 'boosts combat', middle is 'gimmicks'

You can either build into flame psyker, staff psyker or chiraq psyker

[shy sandal]

Flame psyker is the easier one

Go brrrrrrrrrrt

[fiery wave]

You forget, beeg sword berserker.

[storm ember]

Flame psyker is good if you dont like playing the game

[fiery wave]

There's the lazy KF BB ver or the MM Assail weave ver.

[storm ember]

Source: i play flame psyker

[sleek harness]

I just prefer to not pay for things that I don't know what will do

Like protecting from my end

When is it?

I don't know

[shy sandal]

Legit haven't touched this game in weeks, redownloaded to get the Cadian Vet set, uninstall again

[sleek harness]

Lame

[storm ember]

I only stopped to play Helldivers and now VTMB

[sleek harness]

You only downloaded peak to buy trash?

[storm ember]

You say this like Darktide isnt part Barbie sim

[sleek harness]

It isn't

[storm ember]

I like my zealot I'd kiss my zealot he's hot

[sleek harness]

Theres only 4 customization slots

[shy sandal]

I've played darktide since the beta. I'm just fatigued

[zenith pollen]

I never had good expirience with psyker staffs they feel stiff and weak

[sleek harness]

It is not that deep

[sleek harness]

Old and lame

[shy sandal]

Newgen spotted, opinion ignored

[sleek harness]

Why you think I am young

[shy sandal]

You type here at 4 in the morning.

[feral vessel]

@shy sandal what is your pfp. I like it

[shy sandal]

Old people got to bed at 10

[dire kayak]

meow

[feral vessel]

mewo

[shy sandal]

It's a Max Tac soldier from Cyberpunk, but i took inspiration from Judge Dredd when i painted it

So he looks really angry

[feral vessel]

did you use Karl Urban as the ref

That's one of the actors I know that has a perpetual scowl.

The original comic book Dredd also has a pretty mean face.

[shy sandal]

No, comic book Dredd. I forgor which picture though

[dire kayak]

john frickin grammaticus

[astral basin]

I see bottom teeth only lmao

[shy sandal]

Karl Urban was great in the 2011 movie

[shy sandal]

He fumin'

I recently found a new brush on the clip studio store and it has made me really enjoy painting again

[lilac crag]

[astral basin]

Ngl. Standard bucket design wo visible eyes is great enforcer core

[vapid matrix]

Am i

Washed up

[astral basin]

I wish i was washed

I stink

[dire kayak]

hugs you

[astral basin]

Now. Im not a dog person

But

Who in the fuck

[astral basin]

That has to be a face swap

[zenith pollen]

Guns just feel and maybe even are better

[astral basin]

@subtle swallow clanker or thot?

[vapid matrix]

Low-key feeling depressed playing darktide all day

Game is so grey and dark

Not even failing the emperor but i feel like the emperor is failing me

[astral basin]

Actually
Might be a genuinely hacked account

[shy sandal]

The eyes and brows are usually the most expressive parts of a person's face, so covering them up gives the impression of a stoic or distant figure. It dehumanizes the character cause we can't see it show emotions well

[shy sandal]

Think of Warden from Deadlock, Dredd, the Arbites

They all share that in common. They've stripped down their humanity in exchange for brutal efficiency

[twin flower]

Someone say Deadlock

[astral basin]

Robocop leans hard into it w the visor being up only when manbot is struggling to do emotion

[sleek harness]

True

But it was the weekend

[shy sandal]

Even soldier from TF2 has that from his design. He is a man who gave up everything because he really wanted to be part of the military, a replaceable weapon

[astral basin]

Rather. Struggling w the robotics

[tender horizon]

Warden is eventually getting a redesign tbf

[astral basin]

Too bad literally every other aspect of soldier
outside of uniform
Is absolute gremlin

His posture rather

Body language

[shy sandal]

Cyclops from the X-Men has this whole thing about feeling detached cause he can't look people eye to eye, you get the idea

[twin flower]

He is?

[shy sandal]

I think they're still keeping the core essence of the character

[tender horizon]

Yes, idk when

A lot of DL characters are

[shy sandal]

His entire lore is about sacrificing his life in exchange for making up for his parents' misfortune

[sleek harness]

Isn't the basic 30 year old American?

[twin flower]

Heard they're also already working on 4 new chars already

[tender horizon]

Most likely

[twin flower]

saw the names on their discord

just names tho

[astral basin]

Funny to think
Master chief only ever wearing the helmet. Flat tone.
But the long stares he gives people from time to time. Cant tell me he doesn’t have a funny bone when he has that much sarcasm dripping from an angle in the helmet

[shy sandal]

Soldier's whole shtick is that he really wanted to enlist really bad, but was too mentally unwell to be accepted.

He is a larper 💔

[feral vessel]

Only lore footnote I remember from Soldier's backstory is that he went on a murdering spree of nazis during the last days of the second world war.

[shy sandal]

To give credit where credit is due. I thi k the war on terror made a lot of millenials not like the military much

[astral basin]

Mrm. Not familiar.

[shy sandal]

Not the last days. The war had ended already and he was just killing german civilians and awarding himself makeshift medals

[twin flower]

Sounds like Soldier alright

[shy sandal]

Someome had to tell him the germans surrendered

[feral vessel]

Oh, that sounds much more in-character

I imagined him as a rando that snuck in with the first wave of D-day landers.

[tender horizon]

Damn, it's almost like the US doesn't support it's vets and we haven't been in a justifiable war since approximately 1942.

[zenith pollen]

Darktide cures my ills

[shy sandal]

Canonically he snuck into a commercial cargo ship after being denied entry to the army about a dozen times

[twin flower]

I thought he was enlisted

How about that

[shy sandal]

Soldier was never enlisted because he was incredibly mentally unstable

Not even the US army wanted him

Sorry

He got rejected by EVERY branch of the US military

[sleek harness]

Cool

[feral vessel]

Not even the Marines? Damn

I thought the requirements for that were in the gutter

[winged oasis]

is the plague ogryn's back worth shit to hit

[tender horizon]

Nah the marines want normal people they can severely mentally damage

[sleek harness]

Head

[winged oasis]

or is it really just the head

[tender horizon]

Pre mentally damaged people need not apply

[sleek harness]

Awalys head

[winged oasis]

FUCK

[sleek harness]

Some people complain that in the comics Soldier became more characterized as being the american war fanatic and mentally unstable

[shy sandal]

Also, soldier canonically had his mind deteriorate even further after being recruited by the Administrator, cause he drank Teufort's water supply, which was contaminated with lead

[sleek harness]

But I guess it fits alright

He's going insane by each day

[feral vessel]

ytum yum

[shy sandal]

They explain that with him drinking lead water

[sleek harness]

That's a good explanation

[astral basin]

Aa

[sleek harness]

Bb

[astral basin]

No

[marsh iris]

soldier is floridaman

[vapid matrix]

Am I tripping or did they removed twins?

Like from havoc

[sleek harness]

Yes

Cc

Do the funny come on

[marsh iris]

Deedeez nutz

😂 👌 gotem

[sleek harness]

Garut

Thats not a good impression

It's been like

[sleek harness]

A month since I last saw you

[marsh iris]

😔

[astral basin]

How does one vomit demurely

Hm

[shy sandal]

I think from more mentally unstable, to the least. The list would prolly go this way

Medic, Pyro, Soldier, Engineer, Sniper, Heavy, Spy, Scout, Demoman

[astral basin]

I imagine into a bag, without convulsive reactions normal for vomitting

[feral vessel]

alcohol the only thing keeping demoman tethered

[astral basin]

Medic isnt unstable. Hes just not taking his antipsychotics

[shy sandal]

He is honestly the most well put together out of all of them. He has a family and three jobs. His only concerning issue is his alchoholism and monoculus, which is out of his control

[astral basin]

Whats wrong w sniper?

[shy sandal]

I saw someome say once in a comment section.

"Medic would definitely be in the Epstein files"... And they're right

[shy sandal]

You mean the guy who throws piss at people as a "martial art"?

[feral vessel]

I think Sniper just has a bad case of being an Aussie.

(no racism intended)

[astral basin]

Jarring the piss is odd, but considering his profession its a little practical
Throwing the piss? Thats just him using whats available

[shy sandal]

He still has a lot of sociopathic tendencies compared to Spy, Scout and Demoman

[astral basin]

Fair

Scout is a new yorker
Sociopathic tendencies is inherent

[shy sandal]

Scout is... Really normal, if you discount the Fast Learner item description

[astral basin]

Manic psychopathy
Thats what i was trying to think of
To describe medic

The weirdest thing i know about scout
Minus the new york thing
Is the radioactive fizzy

[shy sandal]

Scout is from Boston though

[tender horizon]

Scout is from Boston

[astral basin]

F

same thing

Not really but

[tender horizon]

Tell that to someone from either of those places

[astral basin]

Let me get a mouth guard first

[feral vessel]

two sides of the same coin

[astral basin]

Imma need it

[feral vessel]

both inherently dangerous big cities

[astral basin]

Chicago v Detroit

California the loony state

[shy sandal]

Yeah, bit one of them has Spider-Man and the other Jerma985

[feral vessel]

cleveland is also a close competitor

(ohio)

[shy sandal]

I like how zero americans defend California... They all know it's a hellhole

[feral vessel]

don't know much about cleveland but all i do know is bad stuff

Like the balloon disaster, the river fire, or the baseball battle royale.

really nice and defining stuff for a city

[astral basin]

Feels like ohio has so little going on the weird stuff just becomes headlines by default

[feral vessel]

Yuh.

Sorta like the opposite to Florida

Florida is just weird shit usually.

actually maybe it's more similar than I'd know.

[tired inlet]

California is really nice; it's a large land of contrasts; it's a shame what silicon valley neoliberals and libertarians did with San Francisco though.

I used to deploy from San Diego. It's probably one of the most pleasant cities in the entire U.S.

[astral basin]

Florida has no privacy regulations on arrest records
They are by and far not the most unhinged
But. You cant know that bc journalists dont have the same access in most other places

[shy sandal]

Florida? You mean "Little Brazil"?

[tired inlet]

More Cubans and Cajuns here than Brazilians

I've lived in Florida for 12 years.

[shy sandal]

Aren't Cajuns americans though?

[astral basin]

Cajun is a South us culture yes

[tired inlet]

Not all of them; they're remnants of the Louisiana Purchase as French nationals who didn't leave when Jefferson bought the territory; many moved there as a reaction to the Accadian Genocide in Northeast Canada.

[astral basin]

Formerly french colonists, they spread across the gulf of mexico, mostly Louisiana

Ah

More in depth info

[tired inlet]

so you have Acadian -> acadjonne -> A cajun

[storm ember]

I know cajuns make good-ass food and normal white people are too weak to handle it

[tired inlet]

because it's French cuisine localized to the regional ingrediants

[astral basin]

@whole glade as resident cajun, how french you feeling? Froggy?

Im feeling particularly asinine, indeed

[shy sandal]

I like cajuns. They talk like french cowboys

[storm ember]

Mfs go to popeyes and be like "now THIS is cajun food x3" and then they go to eat actual cajun food and they fucking DIE because they only know how to eat mayonaisse and chicken

[feral vessel]

mayodenoche

[feral vessel]

objectively better european alternative is Tatarska sauce

(when I say 'european' I mean slovakian specifically)

[storm ember]

The fuck is a tartarska

[feral vessel]

it's a specific mountain range in slovakia

[storm ember]

Isnt that like. Tartar sauce

[shy sandal]

Isn't their dialect based off southern speech and old french?

[feral vessel]

It's called Tartar sauce?

[astral basin]

When my gumbo is overloaded with shrimp and cayenne

[feral vessel]

That's stupid as shit.

[shy sandal]

Gumbo is such a funny word

[feral vessel]

mountain sauce sounds better

[storm ember]

Fym stupid as shit no normal man is saying tatarska

See this why yall shouldnt trust sergals man

[astral basin]

Whats a sergal

[feral vessel]

So we're doing fursona racism now?

wow

[storm ember]

YES

[astral basin]

West Virginia

Mountain momma

[twin flower]

[astral basin]

Take me home

[shy sandal]

That's the fictional land from Fallout 76, right?

[astral basin]

Country roads

Sweet home Alabama, where the skies are oh so blue

Sweet home Alabama, lord im comin home to you

[shy sandal]

That song got its reputation destroyed by stereotypes

[astral basin]

Im wondering where the stereotype started

[amber delta]

in Tennessee

[twin flower]

wat was the stereotype

[shy sandal]

Incest

[twin flower]

country roads?

just cuz alabama is in the lyrics?

[amber delta]

not country roads

[astral basin]

Bc despite all the dumbasses i live around
Mississippi is more simple, and georgia is more hick

[amber delta]

sweet home alabama

[twin flower]

oh

[shy sandal]

Georgia is a country you Silly Billy

[astral basin]

Country roads is West Virginia
Sweet home alabama is a separate song

[astral basin]

Georgia is a city, dinkle berry

[shy sandal]

If i had to live somewhere in the US, it would probably be Hawaii

[astral basin]

But yeah. I dont know if im fortunate or not to be living in a formerly famous university city

[shy sandal]

Either that or Florida

[vapid matrix]

I don’t like this dunja

[astral basin]

Tourism is a bitch. Economy is broken over there from what I remember
Youd also have to develop a taste for spam

[lean warren]

Lots of spam

[astral basin]

Spam is like. The primary ingredient for a lot of their dishes

[shy sandal]

At least ICE won't shoot me 475 times for not having my id there 💔

[astral basin]

Oof

[shy sandal]

I think people forget hawaii exists

[sleek harness]

Should I ping Missus

For the 45th time

[astral basin]

All people think about w hawaii is tourism
Lost a lot of culture catering to it
Would be good if they were left alone for a bit. Maybe

[shy sandal]

Wasn't that because the US took away a lot of japanese fishermen licenses there. And so they had to fond a different source of protein cause fish was their main one?

[shy sandal]

Make it 50

Nice even number

[astral basin]

World war 2
Was a military ration that just. Was available.

[sleek harness]

Exactly

Or maybe add 17 more

[shy sandal]

19 even

[sleek harness]

You didn't get the joke

[shy sandal]

I did

[sleek harness]

Sounds like you didn't

[shy sandal]

Sounds like YOU didn't

[sleek harness]

Exactly

We both didn't

Admit it

[astral basin]

Hi, im lost

[sleek harness]

Skully

[astral basin]

Any of you know dad?

[zenith pollen]

I just noticed swagger on mourningstar

[amber delta]

yeah I know my dad

[shy sandal]

Let us put our weapons down and celebrate christmas together now

[sleek harness]

My dad or The Dad?

[astral basin]

“Hi lost, im dad”

Fkn

[sleek harness]

It's February

[shy sandal]

Shush

Let's sing Kumbaya in the trench

[sleek harness]

We should be commemorating carnaval

[shy sandal]

So people make a movie about it in 60 years from now

[sleek harness]

Or wait it passed already

It was last week

[astral basin]

Its black history month

[sleek harness]

What

[shy sandal]

We don't have that here

[sleek harness]

You got Black Life Matters day

[shy sandal]

True

[sleek harness]

Random but I don't know why some people don't consider race as a trace of human evolution

[astral basin]

Yeah no February is the month where we have ads reminding us we did slavery in the US

[shy sandal]

Touchy subject. Slippery slope into eugenics

[sleek harness]

I know

But what I am saying is

Race is a human species category

Okay this sounds wrong

Will I get cancelled for this?

[sleek harness]

Thank god this isn't Twitter

I don't want a pipe bomb in my mail

[vapid matrix]

I’m more of a Instagram user

[sleek harness]

Specifically reels?

[dire kayak]

skaven

[astral basin]

Race is a species category in general
We just don’t classify evolutionary traits as genuses on humans like we do animals, bc

1. it would cause unnecessary divide
2. we melting pot that shit every chance we get anyways

[vapid matrix]

No not really

[sleek harness]

Hello goober

[sleek harness]

Also Mason

I saw what you said

[dire kayak]

how did you escape the basement

[dire kayak]

i thought i had that place locked down tight

[sleek harness]

Turns out I was never there

You picked the wrong skaven

Dumbass

[dire kayak]

ill get you next time

[sleek harness]

Nah

Theres no next time

[vapid matrix]

I delteted it for safety reasons

[sleek harness]

Aquila is totally crushing your balls for that

[astral basin]

That was his foolish-dumb cousin-relative, Idiot Skaven

[arctic tapir]

that makes it sound like Aquila is a hydraulic press

[dire kayak]

what did he say

[sleek harness]

That cousin is dead long time ago

[sleek harness]

Something about jews

[sleek harness]

That's literally me dude

[astral basin]

Mrm

[sleek harness]

I am keeping you safe

By not telling what exactly you said

[amber delta]

what yall opinion on jews

[dire kayak]

very cool people

[humble ibex]

Jew-Psyker isn’t exist, he cannot heart you.

[sleek harness]

Human beings

[vapid matrix]

I don’t have a opinion but it recalls that Germany had a really cool leader at one time

[sleek harness]

Also Goober

Techmarine is 3 days away

Sadly not tomorrow

[astral basin]

Judaism isn’t represented here
Theres jewish families, but ive only seen one hard core group. Thought they were mormon/ former …

Whats the

[dire kayak]

TECHMARINE TOMORROW

[astral basin]

Amish

[sleek harness]

No

It's 3 times of TECHMARINE TOMORROW

Oh no

Missus the Destroyer

[jaunty path]

Don't say this with chud pfp thnx

[astral basin]

I thought they were either former amish or mormon when i first saw the family in my store
Saw more signs of being jewish later

[sleek harness]

The guy on his pfp was racist

Just a fact

[amber delta]

this what makes it better

[astral basin]

“Chud pfp”

[sleek harness]

He's also still in court I think

[jaunty path]

The chud thing is literally a mass shooter immortalized into a meme

[sleek harness]

I know

[astral basin]

Thats standard ugly bastard tfym

[sleek harness]

You think I don't know?

Foolish for you to think I don't know a mass shooting

[tender horizon]

That's a mass shooter

Who got turned into a meme

[astral basin]

Ah

[amber delta]

chud looksmaxxed in prison he's handsome now

[sleek harness]

Won't his inmates kill him

I heard they do that

[amber delta]

why murderers would kill a murderer

whats the beef

[sleek harness]

Why are you saying that prisoners are murderers

[amber delta]

why would they kill someone if they arent

[sleek harness]

Because they can

Might as well get the title

In prison

[amber delta]

well so can I

[jaunty path]

Are the both of you severely brain damaged

[amber delta]

but I havent

[jaunty path]

Because I'm becoming convinced

[sleek harness]

Are you still the Incest Game Liker

[amber delta]

yeah its a good game

[jaunty path]

You're literally subhuman so I don't need to answer that

[sleek harness]

No

[dire kayak]

missus we need to teach skaven how to read

[sleek harness]

Subhuman?

[jaunty path]

Yea

[amber delta]

yeah untermensch

[jaunty path]

Rodent man

[sleek harness]

The hell is this category of hybrid

[astral basin]

Some inmates are never leaving
So. They do what they can get away with
Cant be threatened w more time when youre on 3 life sentences

[sleek harness]

I am more of the cursed kind

Because uh

Skavens are cursed people

By a giant ass beel

Bell

[astral basin]

There’s another coffin fan somewhere here

[sleek harness]

I wonder if someone survived 3 life sentences

[astral basin]

Is it lamia?

[sleek harness]

Perhaps

@nocturne bloom how was the 1700s?

[astral basin]

Or was it

[amber delta]

do u really wonder that

[sleek harness]

Yeah

[astral basin]

The tau kisser dude we had for a sec?

[amber delta]

I feel like the answer is no

[sleek harness]

What is the law going to do when someone survives 300 years

[astral basin]

.

[sleek harness]

I think he left

[ember nimbus]

what about conjoined twins and jailtime tho

[amber delta]

nice

[astral basin]

Majes sense

[sleek harness]

Oh wait

[dire kayak]

i like tau

[sleek harness]

@lethal socket

Awake

You been in cryo pods for too long

[lethal socket]

TAU

[sleek harness]

The hell have you been

Explain yourself

Also good morning

[lethal socket]

Playing a lot of Killteam and painting a lot

[amber delta]

why did you wake the tau gooner

[astral basin]

Depends
More likely than not the conjoined is an accomplice at worst, accessory at best
A horrible pun. But

Killteam

[sleek harness]

Because we miss him

Yes we

Don't argue

[ember nimbus]

id be really hard to prove you didnt know what was going on

[lethal socket]

Woah woah woah. Gooner? I never goon. I simply miss and admire and go about my day

[dire kayak]

who?

[lethal socket]

Smh

[sleek harness]

Us

You know

The freaks

[dire kayak]

i mean whos them

[sleek harness]

Everyone

That I consider a freak

[dire kayak]

i haven't been here long enough to know the tau kisser

[sleek harness]

He used to be more active

[lethal socket]

I need to play more Darktide tbh

The horse game has consumed me

[sleek harness]

Darktide is getting a new mode probably

That's your chance

[dire kayak]

umamusume?

[amber delta]

do you kiss the horses

[lethal socket]

Yes

[dire kayak]

hell yeah

[sleek harness]

Oh hell nah

Get out

[lethal socket]

Only the way of father would kiss his daughter on the forehead

[sleek harness]

Get in the cyro pod again

Cryo*

[amber delta]

is tht because they have hooves like tau

[lethal socket]

They dont have hooves

[dire kayak]

meow

[sleek harness]

T'au doesn't have hooves dude

[astral basin]

Key factors
Limits in bodily control, measures taken to try and prevent/ report the crime, willingness to cooperate

[lethal socket]

Yes they do??

[sleek harness]

Let me see them then

[dire kayak]

since when?

[sleek harness]

Feet pic

[dire kayak]

i don't look at tau feet

[lethal socket]

Like always.

[dire kayak]

i had never noticed

[lethal socket]

Their models are hooved, including the new XV-26 Stealthsuits

[astral basin]

Always. They dont have 7 toed avatar feet

Even the mechs have hooves

[sleek harness]

That's isn't hooves then

[amber delta]

tau are voldemort faced fish people with hooves I thought that was common knowledge

[sleek harness]

That's feet

7 toe feet

[ember nimbus]

reading comprehension

[lethal socket]

The tau are currently attempting to get a hold of necron tech and reverse engineer it

If they managed this, they will have FTL

[astral basin]

I said they DONT have them you fkn rat

[amber delta]

illiterate rat

[sleek harness]

Huh

Cool

[dire kayak]

really?

[ember nimbus]

once the tau and the leagues team up its so joever for the beaky boys

[astral basin]

Skaven use iconography
They dont read

[lethal socket]

Yeah, it was revealed in the Dead Silence kill team book

[sleek harness]

Sybau you a killer as a pfp

[amber delta]

[lethal socket]

The XV-26 suits are being deployed as test runs on necron tomb worlds to secure necron tech

[dire kayak]

the admech tried that enough

[astral basin]

Hm. Something horrible is gonna happen to them
Some “too much too fast” hubris clap back

[dire kayak]

i wonder how it'll go for the tau

[lethal socket]

The tau have managed to reverse engineer Ork tech before

It went... surprisingly well

[sleek harness]

If this was the Imperium trying that the Chaos Gods would make SM3

[dire kayak]

the stuff that only works in the hands of an ork?

[ember nimbus]

is there any internal strife within the tau besides the enclaves?

[astral basin]

Admech are contractually obligated to not reverse engineer xenos tech
They may repurpose sometimes, rig it for another use
But. Never actually integrate/ reinvent

[sleek harness]

They also tried to brainwash a Astrates

They fried the brains of the scientist

[tired inlet]

did..did you not play the SM2 campaign 'til the end?

[lethal socket]

Not currently no

[sleek harness]

I did

[ember nimbus]

based actually

[sleek harness]

Duh

[tired inlet]

Demetrius is an abandoned Tomb World

[lethal socket]

The greater tau empire while it doesn't want farsight around, actually gets a few benefits from the enclave worlds

[sleek harness]

Yeah

SM3 will probably have Necrons as a faction

And probably the Tzeench again

[astral basin]

I heard farsight is supposed to be playing a bigger role soon

[lethal socket]

Hopefully. Farsight is a very cool character imo

[dire kayak]

if my tech-priests can take 13 necrons gauss cannons before dying, an astartes can take much more

[ember nimbus]

the new kroot are cool af

[lethal socket]

He actually knows the dangers of chaos, and has staved off chaos corruption

[sleek harness]

I think he can take 1 more

[tired inlet]

depends on the amount of Kroot Auxiliaries willing to prevent that with some Krootox

[astral basin]

Khorne.
Slaany would be thematic w the roboutte stuff but. Eh.

[tired inlet]

Eh, SM1 was Nemeroth, who was a Chaos Undivided Chapter

[sleek harness]

Yeah we need Khrone in a 40k game

You are right

[astral basin]

People cried enough that the teleporting marines had guns in the brawler game

[lean warren]

Does it really matter if Khorne’s got the hoots for him

[lethal socket]

Khorne tried to corrupt him

[lean warren]

I think he’s still trying to

[astral basin]

🅱️ ➕

[lethal socket]

Farsight mogged him and then attached an anti chaos rune to his armor so he can say 'eat shit and die'

[lean warren]

I dont blame the god, bro is goated like that

[dire kayak]

i mean it's hard to corrupt a species with no psykers

[sleek harness]

T'au kisser, what do you think about the fan concept arts for a T'au Space Marine faction (it will never happen)

[astral basin]

Whatever happened w the tau’va plotline

[lethal socket]

I think its an interesting idea

[lean warren]

No idea

[lethal socket]

I wish GW would work with Renegade marines more often

As we often just see imperium loyal or chaos corrupted.

[ember nimbus]

where my blackshields at

[tired inlet]

Blood Ravens -> DoW2: Chaos run

[astral basin]

Warbands. For some reason they always gotta be chaos flavored. If theyre neutral, they get wiped

[tired inlet]

get fucked up on corrupted chaos armor

[lean warren]

I want to see an iron warrior garrison that just straight up never participated in the Horus Heresy, chilling on planet they were sent to garrison all those years ago

[lethal socket]

I made a HB chapter of marines, a ravenguard successor. They accidentally pissed off the wrong people, got deemed renegade, hunted by the minotaurs and fled into space. Eventually they had to make a choice
Die from lack of resources
Fall to chaos
Join something else.
So they joined the Farsight Enclaves

[sleek harness]

The reason for that it's because in their little brains theres a code saying for them to kill all xenos

[lilac crag]

YOURE BACK

[sleek harness]

I brought him back

Thank me in money

[astral basin]

They were summoned

[lilac crag]

damn

[sleek harness]

I will do 300 dollars

Separated in 1 year

How about that?

[lethal socket]

But we know of multiple other renegades that still exist, and wish they would do something with them

Chaos is just the boring way out

[astral basin]

Unfortunately perty is specifically strategic ocd

[sleek harness]

I mean, how about a prehistoric Astrates chapter

[lean warren]

Unfortunately

[ember nimbus]

iron warriors are also notoriously understaffed

they had to do a lot of vile shit to keep up

[sleek harness]

It's full of Astrates that grew on prehistoric planets

[astral basin]

White scars

Monguls

[dire kayak]

you

is it pronounced t'au or ta'u?

[sleek harness]

T'a'u

[astral basin]

T- ow

[tired inlet]

Tau, the species; T'au the planet

[sleek harness]

T'ea

[tired inlet]

T'au the Sept

[sleek harness]

It's T'au all

[amber delta]

it's tauover

[astral basin]

Lamenters was almost a renegade chapter
Hearts of gold, accidentally aided in treason, told to go throw themselves at nids

Renegade loyalist chapter

[sleek harness]

Iron Hands should have a alternative universe where they all got corrupted before noticing that their lack of emotions where what was causing it

[lethal socket]

T'au

[sweet trail]

They dont even wear armor and they walk on their knuckles

[lethal socket]

Like I am saying T then Ow

[dire kayak]

you sure it's not t'a'u?

the rat is always right

except when he isnt

[sleek harness]

Brute force over giant armory equipment

[astral basin]

T- ow

[sleek harness]

Exactly

[lethal socket]

Imma go eat my tau rations now

[sleek harness]

By the way the sun is green

[lethal socket]

Because they are tasty and good for me

[dire kayak]

im gonna go eat my hive city rations

[sleek harness]

This is favorism

[dire kayak]

they give me nurgle's rot but they taste nice

[sleek harness]

T'au don't give theses rations to other species

Like humans

[amber delta]

good

[astral basin]

Doot eating noodles

[sweet trail]

NO!!! Think of the emper :((
would he want you to eat those rations...

[astral basin]

Bc everyone knows tau are anime nerds

[lethal socket]

Tau eat green noodles and also lots of fruit

they CAN eat meat, they just rarely do so

[astral basin]

noodles

[sweet trail]

I thought tau were herbivores

[lethal socket]

Gue'vesa in the T'au empire can still worship the emperor if they so please!

[astral basin]

Noodles can be made from plant matter

Doesn’t have to be egg based

[lethal socket]

we have mentions of them being able to eat meat just fine, its just often a personal preferance

[sweet trail]

But the emper said no alen so...

[dire kayak]

hands you a bolter

do the emperor's work

[sweet trail]

Huh okay maybe its like how cows sometimes eat birds to supplement their diets

[tired inlet]

gue'vesa aren't aliens

[amber delta]

eat the bolter

[sweet trail]

shoots myself

[dire kayak]

[astral basin]

Big e said no aliens bc the politics kept getting too complicated snd backstabby

[tired inlet]

well, they're aliens in the Tau's perspective, but the Tau Empire are a multi-species imperial project

[sweet trail]

No tau alian and emper no like awaaa

[lethal socket]

The T'au don't actually really care who you worship, as long as it isn't the Tau'va they are happy

[jaunty path]

why is there an xenophile here

[lethal socket]

the species that join the tau empire tend to maintain a vast majority of their cultural practices

the kroot still worship their gods

[jaunty path]

Oh, do they believe tau should only worship Tau'va

[sweet trail]

Im not a xenophile i swear

[lethal socket]

No, the tau themselves do not worship the Tau'va

[jaunty path]

oh

[tired inlet]

it's pretty wild how the T'au managed to will a Shiva-like creature into the Warp while having so little presence due to the proselytization of humanity and other species doing it for them.

[jaunty path]

@feral vessel Your kindred is here.

[lethal socket]

Yeah, I am suprised GW has yet to release a model for one of the psychic species in the tau empire

[sweet trail]

Im not

[dire kayak]

i have no idea who they are

[jaunty path]

what are good tau books

[tired inlet]

get the codex

[lethal socket]

Elemental Council

[dire kayak]

i heard farsight was rereleased

[sweet trail]

I LOVE BOLTERSLOP I LOVE BOLTERSLOP I LOVE APPEALING TO TH LOWEST COMMON DENOMINATOR BOLTERSLOP BOLTERSLOP

[dire kayak]

no idea how good it is

[jaunty path]

howd you rate it

[lethal socket]

peak

its the best tau book

and if you are a raptors fan, it has raptors in it too

[dire kayak]

[lethal socket]

(the loyal ones, not the chaos ones)

[sweet trail]

All astartes will serve chaos some day (manifesting)

[zenith pollen]

I take what i said earlier im startin to like psyker

[dire kayak]

one of us

[sweet trail]

Yay

Embrace the voices in your mind

[dire kayak]

rule number 1 of wound care: ignore itttt :3

[sweet trail]

Male Seer psyker coded

[zenith pollen]

Also im starting to like staffs something i hated before

[lethal socket]

also I have been playing a lot of deadlock recently, so that has eaten into my Dt time

[dire kayak]

everyone around me plays deadlock and i STILL don't have it

[lethal socket]

Do you have steam?

[zenith pollen]

I can grant you access

I added you on steam accept and i will give you access later

[cosmic burrow]

I think i sent you an invite

Chexk your steam notifications

And email to be sure

[sleek harness]

Who the hell sends a steam invite though email

[feral vessel]

Untrue and false

[jaunty path]

YOUR culture

[feral vessel]

Why the FUCK is there a T'au in our ultranationalist Imperial chat?

get this xoid out of here..

[sleek harness]

Yeah man

Why theres a xeno here

We all know only humans can be here

Yeah

[delicate vapor]

[feral vessel]

See, the ratman gets it.

He gets a pass because he's a rat man

[sleek harness]

Whoa

What kind of implication is this?

[ember nimbus]

they are man rats actually

[sleek harness]

What if I was a woman

[feral vessel]

A woman is also a woman

See, Imperium isn't mysogonistic.

[median spruce]

[tired inlet]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rat_king

[nocturne bloom]

Women?

[sleek harness]

What about the Emperor

[feral vessel]

You mean the Manperor?

[ember nimbus]

the emperor of MANkind

[dire kayak]

in the forty first millennium
there are only men

[sleek harness]

Yes

The guy who said that he's giving his seeds to man only

[feral vessel]

decius XIV fuming in the corner

[delicate vapor]

[dire kayak]

in the 41st millennium
there are only men kissing

[delicate vapor]

[ember nimbus]

now i see why people were against femstodes

[dire kayak]

i know for a fact the emperor has a hidden yaoi collection

[ember nimbus]

big e not dodging the vault accusations

[zenith pollen]

We all have a hidden yaoi collection

[hidden current]

Got level 30 on Hivescum, time to do the same on Arb and Ogryn

My Arb is level 28 and my Ogryn is level 20

[gloomy void]

Same

[lilac crag]

idk I'm pretty open about it

[zenith pollen]

Theres always a second layer

[ember nimbus]

that bit from norm mcdonald about him being a deeply closeted gay man

[nocturne bloom]

My boss gave me today off

[dire kayak]

i have a hidden yuri collection

[dire kayak]

hell yeah

[sleek harness]

LAMIA

Hello

[nocturne bloom]

Hi

[sleek harness]

I have a question

How was 300 years ago

[sleek harness]

Was it good

[nocturne bloom]

It was exactly like skyrim

[sleek harness]

Did you kill a dragon?

Took his soul?

[jaunty path]

Greetings custodian servitor

[zenith pollen]

Mid?

[dire kayak]

post this missus when they least expect it

[sleek harness]

Post what

[nocturne bloom]

Erm the correct grammar would be "custodial"

[sleek harness]

Custode

[nocturne bloom]

I always expect them

[rancid shore]

I'm a fucken weirdo ngl

I have cutthroat voice lines saved

For infiltrate and shout

[ember nimbus]

i have all the voicelines from jacket from payday 2 on my pc still

FRESSE AUF DEN BODEN

[rancid shore]

Based

That's actually based

Ngl the shouts sound like they really have passion

[ember nimbus]

#darktide-driptide message

[gloomy tartan]

I like the Cadia shouts

[rancid shore]

Freaktide time?

[gloomy tartan]

They get progressively more feral

[rancid shore]

CLOSE, KILL AND DO IT AGAIN

[gloomy tartan]

NOT ONE STEP BACK

CLOSE AND FIRE, CLOSE AND FIRE!

[dire kayak]

put your karkin boot in!

[gloomy tartan]

CADIA STANDS! CADIA LIVES!

FOR CADIA!

[ember nimbus]

FORK REED

[gloomy tartan]

CADIA!

I like how at a point cuthroat stops using words and just screams Cadia

[dire kayak]

we are so very good!

[fair bridge]

pixel obtained

this phone rips (rips is good)

[gloomy tartan]

Loose cannon invented micro agressions

[dire kayak]

i feel things when fem loose cannon says "we are so very good"

[ember nimbus]

i feel things when fem loner shouts "YOU ARE NOTHING!"

[dire kayak]

me too,,..,,

[ember nimbus]

when you shout at the horde and they turn white