general-chat

[visual vortex]

Drink up

[drowsy prawn]

I use Brave, the built-in ad block is very good

a lot of site have ad-block detection that forces you to shut down your ad block

[jaunty path]

you can still use ublock btw

[drowsy prawn]

built-in adblock can't be detected, at all

[jaunty path]

ooh

nice

[drowsy prawn]

like literally, AT ALL

not a single instance for me so far

[bright rover]

are you really sure about thus

[jaunty path]

I think I have an adblocker on just about everything now

[drowsy prawn]

try it

[jaunty path]

my phone, my pc

yea

WITH extra features

[visual vortex]

I am too lazy to indtall ad blockers rn

I found out that just telling google less of an ad will just force close it

[marsh iris]

never had a single ad from youtube since i used brave for many years

[jaunty path]

https://youtu.be/4gvSYEqOMn8?list=RD4gvSYEqOMn8

[nocturne bloom]

Brave is good, some things the blocker doesnt work with and YouTube is starting to make it buffer but aside from that brave is goated

[jaunty path]

Click all my youtube links.

HI Lamia

How are you

[visual vortex]

Why

[nocturne bloom]

Tired

[jaunty path]

Click all my youtube links

because all of them r peak

[visual vortex]

No

[jaunty path]

:(

Its good I promise

its my favorite youtube video

[visual vortex]

Okay

I trust you

[jaunty path]

:DDDDDDD

Yay!

The pay off is huge

[visual vortex]

Is that claymation?

[jaunty path]

nope

i dont think so

[nocturne bloom]

Oh I forgot to say, I cut most of my hair off today. It was roughly to my elbow and now its a few inches

Feels a lot better

[jaunty path]

Oh

very nice :)

[visual vortex]

It was the artistic style of it that confused me

I need to lock in

[whole bough]

A CHAOS SPAWN JUST GRABBED ME AND DROPPED ME BELOW THE MAP WHICH KILLED ME

[jaunty path]

but that is crazy long

[whole bough]

WHAT THE FUCK BRO

ACTUAL FUCKING CHEATER

[jaunty path]

[nocturne bloom]

It was also extremely curly

When my hair gets to my ears it heavily curls, I even naturally grow drills lol

[visual vortex]

I cut my hair a while back

[nocturne bloom]

Its just hard with my job because I end up pulling it all the time

[gloomy tartan]

Yo missus

I clicked the link

[jaunty path]

The paredolia close up seen is my FAVORITE

[visual vortex]

It was slightly longer than my eyebrows

[gloomy tartan]

That was some neat art

Animation

[visual vortex]

Now my hair is only to half my forehead

[gloomy tartan]

Why tf is the playlist called DONKS

[jaunty path]

neat aint the word but Im in love with it

[gloomy tartan]

Hey

Neat is a good word

Neat is underrated

Neat is neat

Like Marge with potato’s

[dire kayak]

real

[nocturne bloom]

There is also currently a fucking blizzard outside my home

[dire kayak]

i wish i had snow here

i like the snow

[nocturne bloom]

Take it

Its been up to my waist for a month

Best part about it is drifting my car

Other than that its miserable

My dumbass did it with the abs on last time though

[quaint moss]

doki doki something club

read a book i guess

[nocturne bloom]

Who needs a book when you can drift 6 speed manual cars

[delicate vapor]

this fever is kicking my ass

[nocturne bloom]

Tell it to buzz off

[thick fog]

Where did you drink that water?

[delicate vapor]

[thick fog]

Back in the tertium sewers?

[jaunty path]

I think I'm gonna crawl into bed

cuz its cold

and late

[delicate vapor]

must be nice

[nocturne bloom]

What the hell is nice about it being negative 20

Fahrenheit mind you

[delicate vapor]

been inner gates of hell in australia

[nocturne bloom]

Youll never understand the pain of cold starting a frozen car

[lilac crag]

good answer nephew

[delicate vapor]

australia needs WINTER now

[nocturne bloom]

Too bad

[twin flower]

Tropical regions being just right

[delicate vapor]

[nocturne bloom]

I like it cold but not so cold the alcohol in my car explodes from freezing

[marsh iris]

rain is nice, not when you are outside

[elder merlin]

Nice and cold, can bundle up and sleep

[delicate vapor]

vrrr

[nocturne bloom]

Paul there is 4 comforters on my bed

1 wool blanket from ww2

[lilac crag]

alcohol in your car

[nocturne bloom]

Yes

Because there is no room in the house and there are people who dont like seeing it

[delicate vapor]

japamese wishkey..

[nocturne bloom]

So out of consideration I keep it in my backseat so they dont see it

[lilac crag]

awh

okay

[dire kayak]

ill have it

[nocturne bloom]

[elder merlin]

But no one to cuddle with, damn

[nocturne bloom]

One of the only things I leave in my fridge is my Japanese plum wine

[nocturne bloom]

Im too ugly

Happens

[dire kayak]

please?

[nocturne bloom]

Fly over here

I actually made wine the other day

Came out to be like 18 or 20 percent ish

[delicate vapor]

[nocturne bloom]

I did fuck up the other night and drink a huge cup of it thinking it was grape juice

I was invested on the first gulp

[brazen basin]

lf2m for fun

[dire kayak]

that's so real

[elder merlin]

I'll cuddle you, dont worry

[delicate vapor]

[dire kayak]

me too

[nocturne bloom]

I appreciate the offer paul but there are reasons I require a specific type of individual

[delicate vapor]

[elder merlin]

Require a who

[nocturne bloom]

There is also a bottle of Sake left next to my bed

I dont really drink it often though

My room is pretty cold so anything left in there is chilled

And my pc doubles down as a heater so

[whole bough]

whats the best weapon for just blocking

[dire kayak]

me

[dire kayak]

shareeee

[nocturne bloom]

Pay a lot of money to fly to the US and ill consider it

[dire kayak]

possibly

[nocturne bloom]

[elder merlin]

[nocturne bloom]

Me when I get to add another EU baddie to my basement collection 🔥

[dire kayak]

to your what

[nocturne bloom]

Youll see soon enough

[elder merlin]

[delicate vapor]

wat

[nocturne bloom]

[limpid vigil]

oh hey a fellow murderbasment enjoyer perhaps?

(this is a joke , i call my basement a murderbasement cuz it is full of carboard and it is from the communist era of poland)

[median spruce]

Fritzlmaxxers

[nocturne bloom]

I prefer the term connoisseur

💅

[nocturne bloom]

Haha yea totally

[limpid vigil]

(i said that for legal reasons , the only murder room i have is the garage and that is cuz my grandpa owns a farm and we have sheep so we need to buthcher em sometimes)

[zenith pollen]

Your teammates

[limpid vigil]

depends on what you mean by block

[nocturne bloom]

Id argue dclaw but thats a parry

[dire kayak]

hey guys cough cough did y hack did you hear cough hack cough about this new cough new thing i discovered cough cough hack called the actions of your consequences

[whole bough]

like shields kinda, just the best for blocking mainly

[limpid vigil]

parry swords can block well and give bonuses for that , but just blocking damage is arbi and ogryn shields

[limpid vigil]

arbi and ogryn shields then

i don't think any other weapon has an innate buff to blocking

it's mostly class specific perks

it also heavily depends on what class you use

cuz for shieldless classes there are options

usually a safe bet is a big weapon that has a high defence stat

like a heavy sword on zealot

[sleek harness]

The long swords have blessings for parrying that give you more crit chance or longer resting energy

The new power sword for Veteran too

Why? I don't know

Fatshark found parrying cool

[limpid vigil]

idk if it is still that way but some of the weapons aparently used to have trash blocking angles

like thunder hammer

i know the heavy and long swords had decent ones

[dire kayak]

parrying is cool

i love parrying daemonhosts even though it does nothing

[sleek harness]

When put on a random weapon that doesn't need it isn't

[limpid vigil]

cough cough devil's claw impact blessings cough cough

[sleek harness]

I used the impact blessing on hit once

It was cool

Could be useful

It was able to stagger crushers

[limpid vigil]

i mean sure that is cool but like why stagger em if you can parry or doge em

that and the other blessings being better

[sleek harness]

Because you doubt yourself

[limpid vigil]

oh yeah

i agree

[sleek harness]

Also you can stop crushers from doing a overhead

Skipping the part where you need to dodge or you will fucking die

[shy sandal]

Overhead

Funny word

[arctic shoal]

You should early dodge into teamates when targeted by crusher overheads

[astral basin]

Aaaaaa

[sleek harness]

It is not

[shy sandal]

Ok funny police

[sleek harness]

It's so unfunny that you are summoning all theses freaks

[dire kayak]

this should not have been so funny to me

[arctic shoal]

Everyone speak about overhead, but I miss the chaos Warrior underhead attack

[astral basin]

Imma put you over my head if you dont shut that purdy mouth

[dire kayak]

what if

[arctic shoal]

Uppies!

[dire kayak]

big theory here

[sleek harness]

Who

[dire kayak]

we are the heretics

[shy sandal]

Toxic

[dire kayak]

lucky

[astral basin]

All the people currently using the word “overhead”

[twin dirge]

Overhead my balls into your mouth

[astral basin]

See

[dire kayak]

im immune to overheads
i just squish down and squeak like a dog toy

[astral basin]

This guy gets it

[sleek harness]

We are forcing the Emperor to be our warp tunnel opener and also our god for the last 20k years

[astral basin]

Crusher hit so hard you skipped the squeak straight to splat

[sleek harness]

Because we tied his decaying corpse to a chair and we are pumping him with pysker juice

[arctic shoal]

I hope enemy Reapers get the Gluggler skill tree, so some of them make rejects catch fire

[sleek harness]

You just did also

Dumbass

[arctic shoal]

Fathead studios

[dire kayak]

i don't have bones

im just made of fluff and fur

[astral basin]

Mutant. Heretic. Burn.

[sleek harness]

Read it as ice for a moment

[shy sandal]

The sky is pretty today

[sleek harness]

Tye sky

[amber delta]

ice deport this man

[astral basin]

Its night time the sky cant be seen

[dire kayak]

meow :3

[shy sandal]

Tye sky

[astral basin]

No, armet
Other parts of the world dont exist

It is 3:30am and only 3:30 am

[shy sandal]

It's 6:30 actually

[astral basin]

I said NO armet
There are no other parts of the world!

[shy sandal]

Take your sunglasses off

[astral basin]

my truth is the only truth you must die

Ok no more politics from me

[shy sandal]

That was ironically the least political i have seen people get here

Some rants go crazy

[dire kayak]

its <t:1771839060:t> actually

[astral basin]

I skimmed the hate speech and witch hunting

You save a lot of time that way

Straight to murder

[amber delta]

max tac did nothing wrong

[shy sandal]

I just click "ignore" when i see a giant wall of text cause i can't be bothered to listen to yapp seshes on my chud hero shooter l4d

[amber delta]

chud mentioned 🗣️

[astral basin]

Cannibalistic humanoid underground dwellers

Dehumanization labeling at its finest

[whole bough]

dual pistol pickpocket hivescum has given me carpal tunnel, something i have NEVER had happen before

[astral basin]

Oh shi

[shy sandal]

You should prolly check that out and avoid gaming. Cause long term injury ain't worth videogame time

[dire kayak]

i played hive scum once

it was very scummy ngl

[marsh iris]

been gaming for 30 years, what the hell is carpal tunnel anyway never had it

[whole bough]

its not too bad but i definitely gotta take a break

[whole bough]

basically straining your hand

[dire kayak]

im gonna hug you now

[shy sandal]

I played it at launch, horrible level up experience

[whole bough]

and fucking up your hand is not good for doing anything with it

[astral basin]

Im tryna decide if my before bed ow session will be worth it or not

[dire kayak]

i have the carpal tunnel title in pjsk

[whole bough]

i had already been wondering why my hand hurt more lately

[shy sandal]

Both my parents had issues with carpal tunnel due to working in an office 10 hours a day, i wish that for nobody

[marsh iris]

dont rest flat on your wrists

[astral basin]

Lmao moth our session yesterday?
“Oh this guy ranks. Fuuuuu no wonder these enemy teams have been stale and sweaty”

[shy sandal]

I do that a lot when i paint.

[marsh iris]

i rest it on the bottom nub of the palm on the pinky side

[whole bough]

i have a wrist rest but it limits my movement too much

[visual vortex]

I get nothing on discord when i am awake for several hours

[whole bough]

i need like a wrist glove or smth

[shy sandal]

Sometimes i take a break cause i feel my knuckles and palm start hurting from holding the pen too firmly

[whole bough]

pad glove

whaterver

[visual vortex]

But two in the span of like five minutes when it is nappy time

[astral basin]

Having a brace is nice sometimes

[visual vortex]

I need to lock in

[astral basin]

I should be wearing an ankle brace
But the splints in it hurt

[whole bough]

when i was basically dying i misjudged the height of a step and sprained my ankle

[astral basin]

Shie

[whole bough]

it was sprained for like 2 weeks before i realized it was fucked up

it was hella swollen

the skin around it is like permanetely darkened for some reason

[astral basin]

I sprained both ankles working in a warehouse
Didnt give them rest until my small foot fracture from a car crash

[abstract nebula]

I want to try havoc but everybody is way higher than me

[whole bough]

higher how

havoc level?

[abstract nebula]

Yeah

[whole bough]

what difficulty do you play at

[abstract nebula]

Auric

[whole bough]

most people play around 20+ because thats similar to auric (or harder)

so its mainly just ranking up to get to that spot

[abstract nebula]

Haven't done a malestrom yet, i just want to try a few havoc missions

[whole bough]

just need to hope ppl are willing to join the lower lobbies still

auric maesltrom is kinda similar to around 20 i think

tho more hp

[shy sandal]

I have a confession to make

[abstract nebula]

So i gotta play the waiting game

[astral basin]

Apparently thats common
Think of it like blood vessel scarring. stuffs didnt go where they were supposed to while healing. It goes away when it feels like it.

[whole bough]

that or just checking whenever during normal play

[shy sandal]

I haven't played this game in like, months. I just hang around because i've gotten used to talking to some people here

[whole bough]

u can rank up i think just by playing in others matches too

it puts your level to whatever the highest completed is

i think

[abstract nebula]

Yeah but all the games available are 20+

[whole bough]

you can join higher lobbies im pretty sure

[abstract nebula]

I'm just gonna get stomped and be deadweight

And that's if they accept my request

[whole bough]

i dunno how good you are but you could always get there

[shy sandal]

Don't undersell yourself until you've tried it

[astral basin]

The thing is about difficulty spikes
Youre dead weight always
You have to get used to the weight. Work around it.

[whole bough]

i used to go down like multiple times a mission but i always stayed

i never leave a match unless i crash or etc

[abstract nebula]

Same

[whole bough]

eventually you just learn how to not die

[abstract nebula]

The number of people who leaves Auric missions compared to damnation is so high

[whole bough]

and then everything will eventually die

[astral basin]

If you get team mates that get mad at you for trying to figure the game out, thats on them for not doing private lobbies.
Thats how games are played and learned.

[abstract nebula]

I had games where there were 2 slots always rotating

[whole bough]

i always feel bad anytime someone who gets downed too much leaves

like im still gonna try and rez/rescue

[astral basin]

Space marine 2? Fuck those guys. Too many dont have honor.

[shy sandal]

What does honor even mean in this context?

[abstract nebula]

Now all the joinable games are at 30 or 40

[obtuse oak]

you can host your own game with your own havoc assignment

[abstract nebula]

That's what i'm doing

I just sometimes check if there is one i can join

[astral basin]

Execution theft, stat padding
The game makes no real efforts in team play tbh. People can and will just run off to stomp on things indiscriminately and be mad they arent #1 in all charts

[shy sandal]

I just turn my brain off when i play that game man

[astral basin]

Especially during higher level pubs
More vanguards and assaults will hound every execution even when you are right there at deaths door being the one to fight the things

I had MANY occasions where someone will watch me beat on something for a solid 5-15 seconds and close in only at the end so they can be the one doing the exe

[abstract nebula]

It's worst if you have contested health and even worse if they are the reason you have said contested health because they threw a grenade which stunned you

[twin dirge]

This is why I just play in a dedicated 3 man with people I know aren't fuckin braindead

Or just duo ngl

Crumb gets all the normal executes I get the extra big boys for more ammo, works like a charm

[shy sandal]

The concept of "honor" puzzles me sometimes

[fiery wave]

FS no solo private though.

[twin dirge]

I like stealing executes from the grapple boy, it's peak watching them zip in and just stare at you

[fiery wave]

Wait, are you talking SM2?

[twin dirge]

Yeah

And no

I think both are being talked about

[sleek harness]

Sorry dude, I had 1 shield and I panicked

Also no, I don't feel sorry

[shy sandal]

I feel it is often used as a tool to shame those who don't play by a set of arbitrary rules some other person want to enforce on you when you don't really are mandated to do so

[twin dirge]

Tbh as a heavy, so long as my bulwark is doing his job I don't rlly need executes outside ammo top offs

[sleek harness]

Heavy can regenerate shield by killing

[twin dirge]

Idk it's more of a don't be a dick, like in elden Ring pvp if your coliseum opponent emotes at you you're supposed to do one back before fighting

[sleek harness]

From long range

[astral basin]

I love playing the game as an intercessor
Sword and pistol
But by the throne
wheres the honor among brothers? You allow me to fight until i bloody and ragged, watching, and just as i claim victory, you spit upon my valour as a warrior. You deny me my respite, my glory and will to fight onward

[twin dirge]

That's the only kinda honor I follow

Don't backstab the guy that doesn't know you're there, keep it mostly fair if both sides are up for it

Ofc there's times where I'ma be a shit ass little rat

But it's fun dueling someone fr

Like chiv 2 1 v 1s are peak gameplay

[dire kayak]

i wish

[twin dirge]

Goober you can ask me at any time you know, I actively have 2 other people I know and can play with

[dire kayak]

since i usually have to play with randoms ive gotten pretty good at claiming executions

[twin dirge]

[sleek harness]

What did you delete Aki

[twin dirge]

No idea what you're talking about

[shy sandal]

I don't know, it's a code of manners. But i don't expect everyone to follow them and neither should you.

Some people get genuinely upset when they get ganked in videogames or someone doesn't do the whole ritual... As if that was a real rule and not just 'something nice you can do but you're not obligated to'

[dire kayak]

to be honest i don't really get my executions stolen very much

[abstract nebula]

Finally i can start a game

[dire kayak]

either people don't want to be near the transmarine or the people i get matched with are actually smart

[shy sandal]

Reminds me of those Hoovies in TF2 who crash out when you shoot at them

[twin dirge]

I'll be so real I'm 50/50, I don't expect others to follow my code of ethics but it sure is fun when they do

I'm not gonna complain about getting third partied 17 times cuz that's just how it happens

But boy I'ma be vibing when I actually get to run my 1s

[shy sandal]

I think everything is fair game as long as the ref says it so

[twin dirge]

I mean yeah

So long as you aren't outright cheating I'm not gonna give a shit

[dire kayak]

literally same

[twin dirge]

If you feel the need to smack me while I emote to show respect that's a skissue to the person doing it not me

(especially when I whoop them right after)

The biggest w in life is running the 1s with someone that tried to cheese or gank you and just winning those

[dire kayak]

fraud this week!!!!

[shy sandal]

This reminds me of why boxing gloves have their thumbs stitched to the glove nowadays.

Because there was a chance of you doing a dirty move a gouge the other guy's eye out, intentionally or not

[twin dirge]

Imo I think (dunno what else to call it) semi scummy people are a very necessary evil, like pvp in arc raiders, it just keeps everyone on their toes and jumpy

For gaming anyways

[shy sandal]

I usually do the whole "Why you made me do this?" speech everytime i down someone who tried to slime me just to get a reaction, ngl

I wonder how many revisions Skully will make to his statement

[twin dirge]

I fuckin love getting downed and just rage baiting the fuck outta whoever did it

Hide myself really well while yelling at em they'll never catch me

I low-key never pvp, I fuck with whoever is doing it till they either get me or just start vibing with me

My favorite arc lobby to this day is the one I ran matriarch with where it was like 12 people lmfao

It was when it first dropped so nobody knew what to do it was peak listening to everyone scream and die

[shy sandal]

I should take a nap, i haven't slept

[twin dirge]

"THERES A FUCKIN ROCKETEER"

[astral basin]

Respect is a value of something as it is, coming from the self.
Honor is of a common subject. Having honor is seeing that the other party has value in the subject, and even if you are both of different forces contributing to it, you do not wish to circumvent them in their practice to the value.

• Being dishonorable is sacrificing the value of the subject for personal stake, whether due to greed, spite, or whatever

[twin dirge]

Me ignoring your honor because it's funny to hit em with the comet azur

[astral basin]

You dont have to have a positive response to someone you are in direct competition with for something
Honor lies in recognition of the fact they you both valued it. And a way to show your recognition is to practice it the way they would have wanted to see things through

[twin dirge]

Chat I used elden stars in pvp sometimes

[shy sandal]

Sounds like slave morality to me

[astral basin]

Slave… morality…

[shy sandal]

[astral basin]

Its

A way of cultural exchange

[shy sandal]

Yeah, Nietzsche talked a lot about it

[astral basin]

Who…?

[twin dirge]

I like to pretend to be an honorable knight and duel to the death

[twin dirge]

....? You don't know who Nietzsche is?

[astral basin]

I cant. Slave morality broke me. Im upset

No.

[twin dirge]

Honestly he mighta been kinda crazy but he was a vibe

He's the god is dead guy

[shy sandal]

I do fw Nietzsche and Camus a lot

[shy sandal]

That's legitimately a philosophical term.

Look it up

[twin dirge]

Banana

Banana bread sounds fire rn

[astral basin]

Im looking up nietzsche

[delicate vapor]

fin

[dire kayak]

banana

[twin flower]

Bananay bread

[astral basin]

Im. Gonna take my time looking up the term
Slave morality

It feels like. It was thrown out to be a misunderstood buzzword

Especially given the immediate info i see on mr fred here

[twin flower]

Wuh

[astral basin]

Im being introduced to nietzsche

[shy sandal]

I've seen a video claiming Kai Cenat is Nietzsche's nightmare and another claimimg Ishowspeed is the embodiment of his philosohpy

Lol

[astral basin]

Eugh

[twin dirge]

That's hilarious

I don't particularly care to watch him but innit ishowspeed low-key a pretty stand up guy?

[amber delta]

speed is cool

[shy sandal]

He just genuinely does not care what other people think of him and does whatever he wants

[twin dirge]

I mean in terms of how he treats others around him and the things he does

[amber delta]

he tends to make a clown out of himself for the zoomer audience but past that he's a dope guy

[dire kayak]

I WISH

[shy sandal]

Chances are you're not gonna like it, most people don't

[dire kayak]

if i had just 1% of his self confidence id be unstoppable

[twin dirge]

Me asf, I don't care bout nobody's opinion

I like barreling my teammates AND YOU CANT STOP ME

[dire kayak]

PLEASE TEACH ME

[twin dirge]

Idk I was born this way

[dire kayak]

[twin dirge]

I've never cared what people think about me

[astral basin]

I dont remember which is which
Ik speed had a tip slip, cenat keeps having clout parties
And both are obnoxiously loud every time i see them on screen

[twin dirge]

I mean, why does it matter what someone that isn't gonna ever see me again thinks of me

[shy sandal]

He was a contrarian and had very strange opinions. But even he himself claimed that following his word as gospel defeated the purpose of his work

[twin flower]

It be like that

[dire kayak]

it matters more than you think to me

[shy sandal]

He wanted to stirr shit up basically

[astral basin]

On the contrary
I enjoy stoic philosophy
I claim to be a nihilist but. He seems to have a good inflection on them seeking the destruction of meaning to life

[dire kayak]

wait,,,

the tower of babel was just a hive city

[shy sandal]

Holy brainrot

[astral basin]

Eh?

Im just seeing what’s immediately available for now

[little marten]

Hello

[dire kayak]

haiiii

[little marten]

I’ve been stripped of my nitro

[twin flower]

Well well well

[shy sandal]

Tower of Babel = Hive City 💔

[dire kayak]

:3

[astral basin]

O

Ye

[shy sandal]

No more pink name, you live in the slums with us orange names

[astral basin]

LMAO

[dire kayak]

release the rats

[twin dirge]

Dirty orange names

[astral basin]

@somber stream

[dire kayak]

I PINGED THE WRONG GUY

[twin dirge]

I mean I feel pretty holy sometimes

[dire kayak]

@sleek harness

[dire kayak]

you are holy

[low blade]

We should beat this guy with hammers

[dire kayak]

YES

[twin flower]

[fiery wave]

Still wondering what happened.

[dire kayak]

i hope he's okay

i like licht

[shy sandal]

He chill

[twin flower]

Last I saw him was when he said that thing in gen chat during chinese new year i think

[fiery wave]

Poked in DM and Steam, nothing.

[dire kayak]

shall i arrange funeral services?

[twin flower]

Bruh

[little marten]

Licht prolly seeing family for lunar new year

[dire kayak]

hehehehe

[twin flower]

prolly just lifing it

[astral basin]

Idk
Im providing a cliff note for him

[fiery wave]

You still kark around on phone then though.

[astral basin]

My best guess was that he was dealing w family over lunar ny
But
Idk

[shy sandal]

I never imagined Licht as asian, ngl.

[twin flower]

He's german

[astral basin]

Japanese german

[twin flower]

But he seems to like eastern culture a lot

[shy sandal]

You can be both

[dire kayak]

karien will i get beaten with hammers if i add you

[astral basin]

He has an asian parent

[twin flower]

Oh, I thought he was like full fledged german

[shy sandal]

Either way, i think he might have dropped his phone in the toilet or smth

[twin flower]

Got yoinked during the new year

[astral basin]

He is. Hes not really so exposed to the other parents culture from what he said

From what i remember him saying

[twin flower]

Wuh, so is he mixed blood or not

[lilac crag]

Licht is alive lads

he's literally on vacation

[fiery wave]

Wot? Why would you?

[lilac crag]

me

[astral basin]

Hes DEAD 😭
Hes been TAKEN from us! 😭

[lilac crag]

I would beat her with hammers

[shy sandal]

Discord vacation is crazy 🥀

[dire kayak]

[lilac crag]

IRL VACATION YOU-

IM GOING TO END YOU

[fiery wave]

So he's just ignoring me, I see.

[lilac crag]

I WILL DESTROY YOU

[lilac crag]

HE ISNT!!!!!

[astral basin]

He works on korean standards
Its probably a vacation from everything tbh

[fiery wave]

Well, if you somehow sus my GF, then you get beaten.

[fiery wave]

Korean standards is like... Hell.

[amber delta]

which Korea

[dire kayak]

please don't beat me with hammers

[shy sandal]

West Japan

[astral basin]

Its funny seeing comment on it as an work at home licensed party

[fiery wave]

Why would you?

[twin dirge]

I'm gonna use my tax return to get rid of credit card debt

This feels like a good idea

And then I won't go back into debt

[astral basin]

South America

No

[twin dirge]

That feels like an even better idea

[astral basin]

Not the continent

[dire kayak]

i know nothing about economics but i trust your judgement

[shy sandal]

Tf is a "korean standard"?

[astral basin]

There is only one America. The south of that

[fiery wave]

Mom worked for Koreans before. They expect unpaid extra work.

[twin dirge]

I expect every second I'm in yo place of work to be paid, if it ain't I'm quitting and sueing your ass

[shy sandal]

Fallout aah geography

[astral basin]

10 hours a day, unpaid overtime, always on call, constant last minute adjustments you have to make lost time for

[twin flower]

Work Ethic kinda

[fiery wave]

You get paid for being a cashier, but do everything from stocktaking, stocking, cleaning, packing, etc while only paid specifically for cashier stuff.

[twin dirge]

I love legalized slavery

[lilac crag]

I'm not interested Kari

[fiery wave]

Also that.

[lilac crag]

you should know by now I'm still bleeding over something else

[astral basin]

Licht is a contractee so. If theres something underhanded that happens he gets to say “suck my left nut, take it up with my boss”
From what i understand

[shy sandal]

Sounds like my last job as a designer

[fiery wave]

They randomly call her to go down on her off days.

[lilac crag]

he said long ago during vacations he doesn't check his phone much if at all

dawg just enjoying himself

[fiery wave]

I know.

[dire kayak]

don't bleed you need that blood

[shy sandal]

Now I'm a bum who paints funny pictures for a living

[lilac crag]

if not that, I killed him without realizing

[twin dirge]

Real shit man

[lilac crag]

yeah sorry

[fiery wave]

Thing is, he told me he had free time, then silence.

[astral basin]

Hm…

[twin dirge]

Regardless, I like ice cream cake ngl

[astral basin]

Licht and incan on vacation at the same tiem…

[dire kayak]

me too

[astral basin]

Coincidence?? I think NOT!

Australian and a german went to a bar

[fiery wave]

Aquila bottom 2.0.?

[astral basin]

Licht would be so lost if we mention that when he comes back

I love it

[dire kayak]

time to go stuff my fat face with unhealthy stuff and cry a little

[shy sandal]

Guys is my pfp tuff aura or sub 3 trying to artist max?

[fiery wave]

Try some Dewberry blueberry cookies. Sugar rush.

[twin flower]

das a lot of berries

[fiery wave]

Naw, is just Jack&Jill Dewberry Blueberry cookies. Brand thing.

[shy sandal]

I go sleep now

[twin dirge]

Share

[dire kayak]

plausibly

[astral basin]

Jack n jill… cookies… dewberry blueberry flavored …

[twin dirge]

Mmmm, dewberry sounds like a fire mt dew flavor

Like voltage with more berry

[twin flower]

Oh J&J

I just grab their potato chips

Funky stuff

[dire kayak]

i rival the brawler ogryn with how bad my appetite is

[fiery wave]

Yeah, but the cookies are worth it if you can have sugar.

[twin flower]

Nah, salty is my treat

[dire kayak]

absolutely

where do i get

[astral basin]

f o o d

C O O K I E

Nap time

I wish

[fiery wave]

I dunno, they have them in the value store for 80 cents a 'tube'.

[twin flower]

tubbing it

[fiery wave]

It's more like a roll.

THe individually packed one is like twice the price for less.

[dire kayak]

i wish i lived in your area

80 cents for that much is so good,,,,

[fiery wave]

It's less than you think.

[astral basin]

Sounds like.

Something thatd fit in the palm of your hand

If its 80¢

PAUL

[elder merlin]

My favorite in recent history is that Citrus Baja Blast one, although the summer Pineapple one is hella good if you like straight acid

[dire kayak]

still though

here itd probably be like £2.50 for that much

[astral basin]

As a monster drinker
The summer pineapple was mid
I also dont like “tropical” flavor drinks

[elder merlin]

Fair enough

Monster drinkers are a different breed, i dont know how ya'll drink that swill

[twin flower]

would tropical anythign even taste good from soft drinks

whyd you delete it

nvm

[fiery wave]

Naw. I think is like 105g. About 12+ cookies. I ate too fast so herp.

[elder merlin]

From sodas? I mean, i can taste it, so i'd say so

[dire kayak]

nrvksjn

shareeee

karien how could you you made me hungry for cookies now

[elder merlin]

[fiery wave]

Because I enjoyed them.

[dire kayak]

haiii

[dire kayak]

and you didn't share with me? 💔

[fiery wave]

You aren't here.

I have 3 rolls.

[fair bridge]

yoko taro doing the new eva series

it's dangerously peak

[dire kayak]

im coming

check your walls

[fiery wave]

So prepare electric fly swatter?

[dire kayak]

correct

[astral basin]

Huh

[sleek harness]

No

[amber delta]

[sleek harness]

You guys are sure boring when I am not here

Good thing I am not here

[little marten]

No

[sleek harness]

The hell you mean no

[amber delta]

you are boring

[marsh iris]

borehole

[little marten]

BORING BOY

[visual vortex]

Next time you come on i will let you see my rectangular, purplish discolored toes

But u gotta be raster next time

[dire kayak]

fish...

[visual vortex]

Yeah?

[dire kayak]

[crimson crane]

Okay what did you mess up this time Fatshark

Got CTD at the almost end of H40 match

All 4 of us at the same time

🤬

[dire kayak]

i ate the memory

[amber delta]

hidden havoc modifier

rng ctd

cbt

why is improved brain burst not testicular torsion instead

squeeze the balls

[crimson crane]

Because it won't work on them

[amber delta]

most of heretics dont have brains anyway

[crimson crane]

Already rotted out by nurgle shenanigans

[visual vortex]

It wouldnt work on trappers

[dire kayak]

neither would work on me

[sleek harness]

Who exactly

Theres many people here

You included

[amber delta]

your mom

[sleek harness]

No

[sleek harness]

Which

[amber delta]

how many moms do u have

[visual vortex]

Skaven ur such a teade

Im just oh so happy for you

[sleek harness]

Why the hell would I tell you that

[dire kayak]

fish x rat yaoi?

[sleek harness]

No

[sleek harness]

No

[visual vortex]

Im so happy that you have such a fruitful life in a beloved fly-over state

It really keeps a hollywood elite like me down to earth

🙏 😊

[sleek harness]

I have zero probabilities in getting in a relationship with any of you

Because I don't want to

[dire kayak]

not even toxic yaoi with the fish?

[visual vortex]

Oh don't you love the vehement vocabulary of a non-elite such as Skaven?

[sleek harness]

I don't like Oll

No seriously

[visual vortex]

Im not gay

[sleek harness]

I just tolerate him

[visual vortex]

Im just oh so happy for him

After his breakdown and medication change

[sleek harness]

Why the hell did you wanted to show me your toes then?

[visual vortex]

Motivation for a non-elite such as urself

[sleek harness]

What medication change

[visual vortex]

It's okay

We dont have to talk about it

[sleek harness]

Can you actually be serious now

It's getting boring

[timber elk]

Hey guys

[visual vortex]

Do you like the snow outside?

[timber elk]

no

[visual vortex]

I do

[timber elk]

Well good for you

[twin flower]

Smow

[visual vortex]

Thank you

[sleek harness]

Lamb

[timber elk]

Yes?

[sleek harness]

Why is everything so boring when I am not around

[timber elk]

Ummm

[sleek harness]

I am a crisis or something?

[twin flower]

People generally avoid rats

[timber elk]

Because your not addicted to the internet like everyone else is and has a life

[sleek harness]

Well, I am not a rat

[visual vortex]

No we just have to act differently around you since the thing

[amber delta]

eats lamb steak

[twin flower]

If look like rat, why not rat

[timber elk]

With that attitude, you are.

[sleek harness]

No

[timber elk]

Hey at least take me to dinner first.

[sleek harness]

Because I am a skaven

Skavens ain't rats

[timber elk]

Nooooo way really?

[amber delta]

okay, we'll be having lamb for dinner, wanna come with?

[sleek harness]

So I am a inspiring force?

Cool

[timber elk]

No thank you. I appreciate the offer though.

[timber elk]

I mean I wouldn’t call you a inspiration

I would call you a tier 1 hater

[dire kayak]

lamball im going to beat you with hammers

❤️

[lilac crag]

I think I would cease existence if I wronged any one of my close friends here

[timber elk]

That’s only on Friday nights

[lilac crag]

I've had enough abandonment as is lately

[visual vortex]

I am a big inspiration and motivation

[amber delta]

foolish skaven inspires me to invest in vermin extermination

[twin flower]

You ok

[dire kayak]

im gonna hug you

[timber elk]

Okay. What have you done lately to inspire people.

[visual vortex]

Inspired them to hate me

[twin flower]

He's inspired me to leave gen chat for a bit

[timber elk]

Wow that’s two accomplishments in the span of 3 seconds

[visual vortex]

Ikr

Im kinda like gifted

[timber elk]

Also sorry for the shit head attitude I have. I didn’t sleep for shit last night and I’m very tired.

[visual vortex]

Me neither

But i am locked in

[timber elk]

Well unlock yourself.

[visual vortex]

No

[timber elk]

Yes

[visual vortex]

Maybe

[lilac crag]

if it weren't for your pfp

I'd beat you to death

[visual vortex]

That would be rlly funny

Ill pay you to do that

[timber elk]

Woah man. At least take him to dinner first before offering him a good time.

[lilac crag]

within an inch of your life I'd suddenly grab a comically large spoon and catapult you into my massive blender

[timber elk]

Projecting much?

[lilac crag]

this includes you

[timber elk]

Like you would even try

[lilac crag]

you don't know that

[visual vortex]

This is just how Alexander is

[timber elk]

I have the power of Detroit and random bullshit on my side

[lilac crag]

thanks ollph

[dire kayak]

[fiery wave]

I know that. Still, I'm the one who talks sus things. Even deciding on buying sus games atm.

[dire kayak]

meow

[timber elk]

Oh and goober as my trusted companion

[visual vortex]

Alexander is this way because i deformed his wife of 18 beautiful years with a brick until she resembled a hammerhead shark's head

[timber elk]

Are we witnessing missus 2.0?

[lilac crag]

I'll end you

[fiery wave]

I'm thinking of getting Grey Haven.

[timber elk]

I don’t know what that is

[visual vortex]

We're pure souls

We dont buy nsfw shit

[amber delta]

gay haven

[fiery wave]

And Nunholy.

[timber elk]

Your gonna have to explain that to me in fantastic detail as I sip on this coffee obnoxiously

[fiery wave]

It's yuri.

[timber elk]

HE STARTS OBNOXIOUSLY SIPPING COFFEE IN KARIENS EAR

[visual vortex]

Spongebob stink sound effect

[amber delta]

so I was right

[timber elk]

Sorry could you tell the class with a bit more excitement?

[fiery wave]

Roguelike arpg but you gather a yuri harem.

[visual vortex]

Karien hasnt been the same since the breakout

[fiery wave]

Or Hades but possibly vampire nuns.

[twin flower]

Kariens conquest begins

[visual vortex]

But im glad she's recovering

[fiery wave]

Wot?

[twin flower]

breakout?

[visual vortex]

Yeah she's been on this new medication

[twin flower]

she got out of jail?

[visual vortex]

Since

[fiery wave]

I can't afford med, WDYM?

[visual vortex]

Idk but the new medication is making her act a bit funny

The lights are on but nobody's home yk?

[twin flower]

[fiery wave]

I'm literally living on sugar to keep myself stable.

[timber elk]

Ollpheist that’s everyone in this discord

[twin flower]

That's.. prolly not good

[visual vortex]

Yeah but Karien's had it going rlly bad lately

[dire kayak]

[dire kayak]

ill hug her

[timber elk]

Your really gonna get on kariens case when literally skaven called missus incest liker?

[fiery wave]

I literally don't get meds because I can't afford it.

[visual vortex]

Like last week she ripped the dreads off a girl's scalp

[twin flower]

Someone smack my upstairs neighbor, it sounds like he's dragging weights across his floor the whole damn day

[timber elk]

Uhhh

[visual vortex]

Which i do normally

[fiery wave]

I think he's the one on drugs.

[visual vortex]

But Karien used to be like a herbivore deer

[timber elk]

I mean you both could be on drugs

And we would never know

[twin flower]

I wish I was on drugs

Alas here we are

[fiery wave]

I only have cookie sandwiches and Kit Kats.

[lilac crag]

mine.......

[fiery wave]

A.K.A. Sugar.

[dire kayak]

share?

[timber elk]

holds out a bowl of cookies to goober

[visual vortex]

Lamball

This is how that one zcene from the spongebob movie with the old hag goes

[fiery wave]

Wot.

[visual vortex]

Idk she used to be like a pacifist with big hippie peace pipes

Now she's like a really territorial gorilla

[winged oasis]

i wish a lot more missions had hallowette voicelines 🥀

[visual vortex]

I hate hallowette

If she was put in the brass bull i would giggle and shit at how funny it is

[dire kayak]

hallowette is just an older version of me

[visual vortex]

Annoying?

Checks out 2 me

[ember nimbus]

wheres that needle pistol?

[visual vortex]

Hivescum class

[ember nimbus]

||i was repeating a hallowette voiceline where she threatens morrow||

[visual vortex]

Oh

See that's why she sucks

She threstens morrow

[ember nimbus]

shes the captains right hand man

she has every right

[dire kayak]

i eat people's aquilas, then give them to hallowette

[modest flume]

You know what they call cheese in Paris? L'fromage

[dire kayak]

man it's like people from there speak another language

[timber elk]

So your 24?

[dire kayak]

not exactly

7,873,560 specifically

[timber elk]

That’s not a age

[dire kayak]

yes it is

[timber elk]

No it’s not

[dire kayak]

im 7 million years old

[timber elk]

Goober you can’t just anime logic

[dire kayak]

rehehehe

[timber elk]

You goofy devil

[amber delta]

this is a lie because Earth is 6000 years old

[timber elk]

There’s a rabbit hole somewhere in that text

[dire kayak]

im gonna eat earth

[timber elk]

Goober you wanna eat everything.

[dire kayak]

correct

im very hungry

[timber elk]

This is true

I also hungry but also very tired

So I will take this opportunity to go to bed

[amber delta]

what makes you so hungry all the time

[dire kayak]

i have to feed my clones too

[timber elk]

I like food.

That’s literally

It.

I like food.

Especially Taco Bell

I will go fucking crazy for a large bag of Taco Bell and a tall can of monster mango loco

And go into a food coma

[dire kayak]

sameeeeeeeeeee

[timber elk]

Now tell me enlighten one. What foods would you go crazy for.

[feral vessel]

What are we talm bout?

I was locked away in jail.

[timber elk]

I’m about to go to bed.

[feral vessel]

I didnt like it in jail..

[timber elk]

………..whut….

[feral vessel]

I mean, would you like it in jail?

[timber elk]

Ummmm

I don’t know

I’m not a bad person

[feral vessel]

Wrong answer, minus five points.

[amber delta]

pierogi and goulash

[timber elk]

Awesome choices

[feral vessel]

I love both of those.

[sleek harness]

Tier 1 hater?

The hell this means

[feral vessel]

its also called pirohy

[amber delta]

[dire kayak]

you know what you did merp.

[sleek harness]

Sounds very soup like

Disgusting

[feral vessel]

goulash is a soup

hold on oggy chat

[ember nimbus]

isnt goulash a stew

[sleek harness]

Soup

[feral vessel]

soup and stew are the same to you

[sleek harness]

Stew

The same thing

You eat and drink it

[ember nimbus]

wrong

[sleek harness]

No

[dire kayak]

i only have the brainpower to eat slop

[ember nimbus]

if you honestly think stew and soup are the same thing you are a cretin

[amber delta]

stews are generally denser and more filling than soups

[ember nimbus]

and this conversation stops here

[amber delta]

but its a bit blurry

[feral vessel]

I mean, goulash is more meat and potato than soup.

[amber delta]

yeah

[feral vessel]

fuckin potatoes burning my mouth

[sleek harness]

You are not immune to potato acid?

Pathetic

[feral vessel]

its more like..

the soup is lukewarm,

but the potatoes specifically are boiling hot

[sleek harness]

So you are trying to eat the potato while it's still very hot

[ember nimbus]

i can eat ice no problem

but hot foods i just cant

it burns

not spicy im fine with spicy

[sleek harness]

I usually chew on ice cream

[feral vessel]

the stew is cold and the lettuce is hot

[sleek harness]

It's good

[astral jungle]

New slop this Thursday.

[sleek harness]

The soup is cold but the bowl is hot

How is that even possible?

[dire kayak]

yaaayyy

[feral vessel]

SLOPSHOP RESLOP

[sleek harness]

Finally

No more Cadia

Lame armor

[feral vessel]

next slop rotation is repainted cadian cosmetics

Call it.

[sleek harness]

If it's better than green then I am totally buying it

[sleek harness]

I didn't knew you could rhyme

Congrats

[feral vessel]

I have enough braincells for such a complex activity,

yes

[sleek harness]

Can do you do math

Can I ask you to solve a math question that I already know

[knotty terrace]

Guess I can only take so much stupidity while I respect other people’s opinions not giving a reason behind said opinion kinda says allot about someone

[feral vessel]

Sure. I like straining my limited intelligence.

[dire kayak]

mambo

[thick coyote]

Numbah faive

[feral vessel]

is that an uma musume referencia

[dire kayak]

i am a gross mixture of both mambo and oguri

[feral vessel]

i consider goldshi to be my spirit animal

[dire kayak]

i have the silliness of mambo and the gluttony of oguri

[feral vessel]

amagesen

[lilac crag]

[elder merlin]

Boy, are you gonna be disappointed

[sleek harness]

What's 30 multiplied by 900 and subtracted by 899

[sleek harness]

What is it

[elder merlin]

More slop

[sleek harness]

And the slop

[dire kayak]

:3

[sleek harness]

Whats a ogori, Goober

And a mambo

[dire kayak]

umamusume

[sleek harness]

Whay

[dire kayak]

:3

[sleek harness]

Explain

[abstract junco]

Horse girls

[sleek harness]

Oh no

Not thoses

I hate them

Specially the tall one with white hair

[blazing shadow]

why i can't put ass word on my name? 😢

[sick vortex]

psyker/sorceror enemies like the blightstormer and leech from vermintide would be cool.

would be great enemy variety considering it's a chaos cult we're up against an' all,

[visual vortex]

Dung eater 🤤

2nd gen albinaurics are the secret chads of elden ring

[thick coyote]

Fatshark aren't fan of ass

I know it

[pearl viper]

never secret to me

[thick coyote]

I asked them

[pearl viper]

i always knew

[thick coyote]

They said

Personality

And I was like

[bright rover]

where are my havoc rewards

[thick coyote]

Oh ok I owe you an apology
I wasn't familiar with your game