general-chat

[dire kayak]

including people's aquilas

[rose pine]

Should start eating Rats.

[umbral rock]

Are they tasty?

[rose pine]

Just dont eat my Gagitos 😠

Then you can eat whatever.

[dire kayak]

i only eat mean people's aquilas though

[feral vessel]

hey goomba

would you like to see the uhh

lego thing im working on

mayhap

or not actually

[long sigil]

https://x.com/i/status/2025560130838736915

anyone?

[dire kayak]

absolutely

[feral vessel]

are you wholly sure

[hollow dawn]

I’m glad I could help, big fella

[dire kayak]

very sure

but that line scares me

[feral vessel]

i mean ok

its not anything like

graphic

still sending it in DM because i dont like testing my luck

[rose pine]

Kat Fight Kat Fight.
Got Kat? Lets Fight.

Nunchucks, Switchblades alright.
baseball, Bats and sharp spikes.

There's gonna be a-
Kat Fight, Kat Fight.

Thanks for havin' ya 'ere Sah'.

[round mica]

trying to find background pictures of space to make a homebrew sector is hard as shit

[dire kayak]

ill get pictures of real space for you

give me 5 minutes

[round mica]

ive been searching for a good one for ever dawg

[sleek harness]

@timber elk I will kill you

[long sigil]

huh

why

want lamb meat?

[sleek harness]

No

He wanted to kill me

[dire kayak]

my apprentice

[sleek harness]

So I will kill him first

[long sigil]

want to kill each other

wow

true love

[sleek harness]

Cool

I am killing him

No hard feelings right?

[long sigil]

💀

[low blade]

Wtf are you making with lego

[long sigil]

is he making lego dick?

[dire kayak]

not telling

:3

[sleek harness]

He's making the twin towers

[long sigil]

oh shit

[feral vessel]

character from deltarune

Thats all.

[sleek harness]

What

[dire kayak]

:3

[long sigil]

boriiiiiiiing

[sleek harness]

That's doesn't sound that bad

[feral vessel]

Im not that sort of person, you know

[sleek harness]

Why don't you post for us freaks

[feral vessel]

because youre freaks

[sleek harness]

I mean

You never know

[long sigil]

are u not?

[feral vessel]

Not all freaks are equal.

[sleek harness]

So you are not one of us?

Wow

[feral vessel]

theres layers to this shit

[sleek harness]

I thought we were friends Merp

[feral vessel]

Read what I said above

[long sigil]

heh

thats true

[sleek harness]

Theres just one type of freak

Warhammer 40k freak

[feral vessel]

I dont think that kind of freak would appreciate the work Im doing.

if its not overpriced plastic it aint it

[hollow dawn]

Anytime big man, anytime

I’m seriously considering buying the hive scum purely off the vibe

[sleek harness]

Alright

But at least send it to me so I can ~~ judge ~~ see

So I can see

Yeah

[long sigil]

lego is overprice

[rose pine]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2VA5hXo6pw
Hive Scum: Expectations vs Reality | Warhammer 40k Darktide meme dub

[hollow dawn]

Oh boy

[long sigil]

damn greedy ass

[feral vessel]

I mean..

[rose pine]

COOKING AN OFFICER OF THE LEX INTO A FILTHY BROWN STEW?`

MANDICTED EDDICT, 6 MONTHS IN THE BLOCKS

[feral vessel]

I guess lego is also overpriced plastic.

[feral vessel]

yeah ok

[long sigil]

they probaly posing jew hand pose

lego is evil

[feral vessel]

dare be too judgemental and consider our friendship on tempoary suspension for a month

[rose pine]

Fun fact, Lego stands for " Leg Godt " in Danish, which means " Play Well " in English

[feral vessel]

This is the will of da LAW

[long sigil]

raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh

i guess u are rich

lucky ass

[jaunty path]

Shits myself

[long sigil]

same

[dire kayak]

hmmm

[sleek harness]

Will of the Freak Friendship Law?

[long sigil]

its not guess

[rose pine]

Imagine not having a job in 2026, how do you not in this economy

[long sigil]

it is

[sleek harness]

WFFL?

[long sigil]

lego is very overprice plastic fuck

[sleek harness]

Missus

[long sigil]

and current lego is very fuck

[sleek harness]

You know what time is it

[feral vessel]

Agree.

[long sigil]

where is my bionicle

[rose pine]

Not if you can get 32% off from your Racial Passive called " Being Danish "

It's great, love Lego

[feral vessel]

bionicle discontinued because (allegedly) horny mocs

[long sigil]

where is my hero factory

[feral vessel]

(allegedly)

[long sigil]

raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh

[rose pine]

Fake Merp

Those were 3D-printed, sorry boss

[feral vessel]

what

[jaunty path]

@feral vessel what does merp mean

Why are you merp

[feral vessel]

A noise that sergals make.

[hollow dawn]

That went from an arbites and cultist having playful banter to your average interaction with a homeless bum

[feral vessel]

which is the species of my fursona

[hollow dawn]

[rose pine]

Yea, that's what it's like having a Hivescum in your team

[jaunty path]

Gay

[hollow dawn]

So… bad?

[rose pine]

My OC is a Buff Tomboy Tiefling

[hollow dawn]

LETS GOOOOOOOO

[feral vessel]

What is a tiefling again?

Is that the red skinned asshole?

[hollow dawn]

Wait that’s just Karlach

[long sigil]

Make Earth Rat Planet?

[rose pine]

They're extremely powerful.

[long sigil]

he is skaven

[hollow dawn]

Is your OC karlach

[rose pine]

After Baldurs Gate 3, yes.

I made them before Baldurs gate 3

Dont got Main Character syndrome, and has personality in her flaws and strengths.

[feral vessel]

Amazing.

[rose pine]

Not some Korn-dog trash-tier written meat-head

[hollow dawn]

So you don’t like Karlach

[feral vessel]

My personal favourite way to do OCs is to make them as outwardly bland as possible.

[rose pine]

Karlach is aight. But after people started comparing my Tiefling to her, I've come to dislike her.

[hollow dawn]

That’s fair

I just did so yeah

[rose pine]

Just cause she's got the stats of a Barbarian, doesn't mean she's a bad monk

She's a really bad monk, but I got a good DM, so it's kinda funny

[hollow dawn]

I love playing un-min-maxed characters

[rose pine]

She got that 19 Str, 13 Dex, 20 Con, 14 Wis, 11 Int 12 Cha.

And pure Monk maxing.

She's also a pacifist.

TL;DR she chokeholds humanoid enemies until they give out

[sleek harness]

11 intelligence for a monk?

[rose pine]

Ye

[sleek harness]

19 intelligence for a monk?

[rose pine]

I wish.

[sleek harness]

Strength

I mean

[rose pine]

Yea

That's the fun part.

[hollow dawn]

I had an orc soldier who fled from battle, by the time he realized his cowardice everybody was dead. He saw as he was trudging through the graveyard of bodies a war wizards spell book, and from there on he dedicated his life to learning how to fight proper and be a brave lad. He had an intelligence of 8.

[sleek harness]

A very karate monk

[rose pine]

Ayooo

[hollow dawn]

He had trouble reading the funny symbols in the book

He would just kinda make shit up

[rose pine]

Luckily, good DM, she's like a BIG gal, soooo against medium humanoids that needs oxygen, if they're within 5 feet of eachother, she can double-grabble 2 enemies at ones, putting them into a chokehole.

[hollow dawn]

The best part is, the DM rolled TERRIBLY. The dcs were like, 10 I think because of the negative intelligence

And almost every single time the enemies rolled like a 2 to save so his bullshit made up spells worked

[rose pine]

Also used an anchor as a 'ranged grabble' at some point. Straight up hooking people in, and suplexing them into giving up.

[long sigil]

ok what?

[hollow dawn]

Such a fun character. Wizard with an int of 8

[rose pine]

buff wizards are fun.

[hollow dawn]

That’s some mortal kombat shit

[rose pine]

I CAST FIST

[sleek harness]

Waiting for someone to make a unfun mommy joke

[rose pine]

Heard plenty with the art I've drawn fo her

[long sigil]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1106798485384220775/1459461196724961384/icon_4.gif

[sleek harness]

Huh

[rose pine]

Yea jokes on you, I draw my own DnD Art

[hollow dawn]

SICKKKKK

[sleek harness]

Cool

[long sigil]

cool

[sleek harness]

Lets see the quality

If it's too bad we make fun of you

[long sigil]

i dont gonna see

but doing something is cool

[rose pine]

Only been drawing for like, 5 years, so it's kinda shit none the less

But you can ask my Sah @hollow dawn

[hollow dawn]

10/10

[sleek harness]

5 years is a long time for artists to learn

[rose pine]

It's surprisingly short

[feral vessel]

Encouraging words from Skaven given? Surprising.

But appreciated

[elder merlin]

[rose pine]

Ask someone who's been professionally-drawing for 15, they consider 5-8 being 'beginner' levels these days

Specially if you're starting in your 20's.

[sleek harness]

Turns out I am not trying to rage bait and make fun of people all the time

I am human

[hollow dawn]

Sometimes

[sleek harness]

Paul

[sleek harness]

The hell you mean sometimes

[elder merlin]

Soon

[sleek harness]

Soon what

[elder merlin]

Soon RE9 will be out

[sleek harness]

Helldivers 2?

[rose pine]

We haven't played Helldivers 2 yet

Haven't done your part

[sleek harness]

Lame

I don't know anything about the series

[long sigil]

resident evil 9 already?

wait wrong massage

anyway

why so time keep moving fast

i dont wanna age

time never stop

sad

[sleek harness]

If humans never aged we would go into insanity

Because being immortal is that bad

[elder merlin]

Pretty sure we wont see that WW1 warbond until April

[rose pine]

Not even 30 yet, and complaining about time

[elder merlin]

Maybe end of March

[long sigil]

i wonder sometimes

[rose pine]

We do need you on Cyberstan Paul

[sleek harness]

Well, perhaps when the Cyborgs get to SE

[rose pine]

Oh right I doodled another THicc'Muscle-Tomboy Paul

You interested?

[sleek harness]

So we need to lose on purpose

[long sigil]

why am i live like this and am i desserve this life

[feral vessel]

after all

[elder merlin]

Basically a Pharmecuetical company discovers a plant in africa that can revive cells and they start fucking around with it, creating varius viruses based off it, zombies and other undead and fucked up labratory experiment monsters

[feral vessel]

What?

Count me in..

[long sigil]

tomboy what??

dooog

[rose pine]

We love strong Tomboys

[sleek harness]

And that's the premise that went for 9 games

[long sigil]

ye

[tender horizon]

Various tweaks

Sometimes its bugs in amber

[elder merlin]

Well, 7 and 8 were weird departures, but basically still weird lab shit

[tender horizon]

The "zombies" change often

[tender horizon]

4 is also different

[elder merlin]

Yeah

With Las Plagas

[feral vessel]

dawg DAMN

[elder merlin]

4 and 5 are different

[tender horizon]

Games worth playing tho

[elder merlin]

I NEED A 5 REMAKE

[hollow dawn]

All the games are different from eachother

[fast parcel]

how does havoc work? i want to know what is the 'best'/most reasonably difficult way to play, since i saw you could pick difficulty, auric only? and is there a good place to find people to play with? the party finder is a bit annoying if i want to play a specific level etc

[hollow dawn]

Revelations, revelations 2, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, zero, all are different

[jaunty path]

Relevation 6 7

[jaunty path]

#vox-lfg-lexicanum

Havoc gets real hard 25+

[warm maple]

anyone with Vermintide 1 able to help me with something? Shot in the dark here, I know its Darktide

[long sigil]

fat shark balance patch team must clear havoc 40

this fuckers dont understand there own game

[rose pine]

I'd be surprised ifthey havent

Or maybe they know the game better than you, and found better solutions

[long sigil]

if i fat shark dev team

i will make this game better balance

[rose pine]

Sign up n' suggest it boss.

Simple as.

Also what'd you suggest for the balance-team.

[long sigil]

I wonder if those smart Swedes asses will listen to some Asian bastard

[rose pine]

So what are your suggestions.

[long sigil]

fuck you fat shark

i am gonna sleep

[rose pine]

Should get your 8 hours.

[dire kayak]

fatshark more like

[long sigil]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-milk-gif-6919750708092698197

[dire kayak]

thin,,,

uhhhh

whats the opposite of a shark?

[feral vessel]

a cod

or any other prey fish

[dire kayak]

thincod

[rose pine]

Skinny.

[feral vessel]

Sardine.

skinnysardine

[rose pine]

I should draw more buff gals. Good input Merp

Keep up coming with the good ideas.

[thick tulip]

isn't a bird more opposite? like maybe a pigeon?

[dire kayak]

skinnysardine made lightwave

[spring nexus]

how does one unlock the blessings?

i have none xD

[jaunty path]

Using ur weapon gets u experience on the weapon

Each weapon has its own leveling

Leveling up unlocks points

That way you can buy blessings with the points

Kind of a wackass system imo but yea

[spring nexus]

ahh nice i get it thank you :)) so many games do this aspect differently

[hollow dawn]

I really wanna continue playing rogue trader, I went with a guard commander background and was really hoping to get unique dialogue with a guard veteran companion. I thought Mort would be it but then ||he very much died|| so I was wondering, DO you get a guard veteran companion in rogue trader?

[split mauve]

The next dlc will be an imperial guard party member

Otherwise, no

[thin wagon]

Next dlc for rogue trader?

[split mauve]

Yeah

[thin wagon]

Nice

[amber delta]

I wanna finish rogue trader but I put in so many hours into it while only getting to the end of act 2 and I'm completely sick and tired of class building and combat

[cosmic burrow]

Act 2 is the benchmark

[split mauve]

You literally barely built anything

[amber delta]

I appreciate the vast exploration but ffs why is every combat encounter like 50 trash mobs

and why do some have 20hp but other 200

[split mauve]

Is this your first rpg

[amber delta]

?

[fast parcel]

tyty

[hollow dawn]

Actually?

[split mauve]

It should be, last i checked

That or a Necron

There is nobody in the game that actually uses autoguns, stubs and ias tho so it really should be an imperial guard

[hollow dawn]

I love me guard

If it is a guardsmen companion that gets released, I’d buy the dlc purely for that

[split mauve]

Since it also has to do with Trazyn's gallery it might also be a xeno

The inquision game is also releasing and i think that one has a guard vet

[lime beacon]

There’s a Catachan vet

[slim raven]

CADIA STANDS

[amber delta]

ogryn and kroot will be best companions anyway

[lime beacon]

My best companions in any of these games is whoever is the hottest

So yes, the ogryn

[dire kayak]

chat i dont think hes gonna text me

[lime beacon]

Who

[amber delta]

me

[lime beacon]

Man is quickplaying into peoples dms

[whole glade]

gug

[elder merlin]

Grug

[whole glade]

gruh

[feral vessel]

We were talking about wuh?

I was busy doing shi.

check model price total
140 USD because of like 4 pieces

[sleek harness]

Wuh

I hate when Xbox tries to trick me into waiting 15 minutes to open Space Marines 2

[rose pine]

Why'd you wait

[sleek harness]

When I just reset it and it opens instantly

[sleek harness]

Because I use Cloud Gaming

I play on their servers

Literally

[dire kayak]

skaven

you need to activate protocol 7

[normal linden]

Does anybody remember if they gave us another extra operative slot when HS was released?

[full dawn]

Is there a schedule for when commodore shop refreshes?

[wooden creek]

They gave multiple, although I don't think immediately on launch

[wooden creek]

Oldest page gets rotated out and a new page rotated in every other thursday, next will be this thursday.

[full dawn]

Thanks king

[silent berry]

Currently have a Party Finder open, need to do Malleaus Monstronum in Heresy, 50% brain burst damage plus killing blow. Anyone want to help?

[spring nexus]

what is max gear level per piece?

[lyric frigate]

500

[spring nexus]

oh thank you i got both weps to 400 so far

[whole glade]

i fucking love daft punk.

[sleek harness]

What is protocol 7

[magic minnow]

kinda like order 66

[brazen scaffold]

how do I play this game in the modern day without being irritated by the countless bugs that cause softlocks or throw me either into an unprogressable area or out of the map completely

[ancient violet]

What's a French?

[whole glade]

idk?

[brazen scaffold]

I've had it happen nearly every second match I've played the past 3 days and that's highly fucking unusual

[ancient violet]

Give me until Thursday I'm at a funeral atm

[whole glade]

prolly some fantasy shit

[nocturne bloom]

Tried my lightweight 1911 with all the replaced internals I did and it feels great

Shot $50 worth of ball ammo

[magic minnow]

hickok45 over here

[spiral elk]

@loud harbor
You need to make more friends than just me so start here.

[abstract junco]

A scary creature that mimics humans

[lilac crag]

sounds like a story happened here

[spiral elk]

He is being antisocial basically-

[lilac crag]

I'm sure your friend will come out of his shell when he's ready

[nocturne bloom]

yea i dont bite

[lilac crag]

do not listen to lamia

[nocturne bloom]

listen to me

[spiral elk]

Nah

[nocturne bloom]

it was never an option

[spiral elk]

Go away truth enforcers

[spiral elk]

Cursed

[abstract junco]

Frieren mogs

[nocturne bloom]

[spiral elk]

There's embed rules Kaizen

[sleek harness]

Oh my god

2 grey namers

Call the fire department

[nocturne bloom]

hey dont be mean to the G R E Y S

[knotty terrace]

Mhm I doubt that

[sleek harness]

Pay me and I won't

[nocturne bloom]

you arent worth paying

[sleek harness]

What

[spiral elk]

[sleek harness]

It is not matter of worth

[knotty terrace]

G R E Y S the fuck is that?

[nocturne bloom]

[sleek harness]

Or is it?

Is it not worth to make me less racist towards greys?

[sleek harness]

Thoses people

Right there

[loud harbor]

im not sure how to ungrey my name

[knotty terrace]

I don’t get it

[wheat sphinx]

@spiral elksick pfp mate

[knotty terrace]

…..karkin furries…..

[sleek harness]

It is not that difficult

People with grey names

Are greys

[molten charm]

Finally won an auric maelstrom
wasn't annoying at all and also i didn't die to trapper+flamer

[knotty terrace]

Ohhhh ok sorry currently half asleep and needing coffee

[spiral elk]

Thanks.

[hazy kestrel]

Ah, the classic combo

[knotty terrace]

It’s 7:55 here

[sleek harness]

Personamen

[spiral elk]

All that matters is I kill heretics all the same

[hazy kestrel]

Funny rat man

[wheat sphinx]

Got more? :3

[spiral elk]

Yes

[sleek harness]

I am thinking of something to tell you

Just a sec

[knotty terrace]

Fine as long as you kill heretics and don’t act weird we will have no problems

[spiral elk]

Yep

[abstract junco]

Government planted psyops

[sleek harness]

Did they put furry loving pills in my cigarette

[sleek harness]

I am kind of seeing people as furry

Theres 1

Two

And 3

[sleek harness]

Don't ask who the third is

[knotty terrace]

I don’t wanna know

[sleek harness]

That's lame

You should like

[loud harbor]

you?

[sleek harness]

Ask

I am not a furry

Also 4 now

I see 4 furrys

[loud harbor]

oh my bad i see rat person i think furry

[loud harbor]

skavens are furries right?

[sleek harness]

No

[loud harbor]

oh

[knotty terrace]

No there vermin

[loud harbor]

true

i understand skavens being less than furries

[sleek harness]

We are more than furries actually

We got a society

[loud harbor]

oh

[sleek harness]

Economy

Uhhhh

World domination plans

[loud harbor]

furries rule the world in tech from my knowledge

[sleek harness]

No

[loud harbor]

higher class ones

it department

[spiral elk]

How do you think they afford the suits?

[loud harbor]

i mean have you seen the it department jokes

[nocturne bloom]

you dont want me to answer that

[spiral elk]

We don't talk about that reason because it's invalid

[nocturne bloom]

[knotty terrace]

Keep it PG please

[knotty terrace]

Than Die

See if I care

[nocturne bloom]

i dont care if you care

[lilac crag]

most of my IT friends are furries

this is accurate

[nocturne bloom]

do tell

[lilac crag]

get away from me

[lilac crag]

I'm going to rocket blast you

[hazy kestrel]

I’m gonna go get some Chipotle

[nocturne bloom]

youre gonna...

[lilac crag]

no lamia

you're thinking of the wrong thing, again

[nocturne bloom]

[knotty terrace]

Give me a flamethrower and I’ll happily watch the world burn and certain traffickers circles

[elder merlin]

[rose pine]

Wassat

[elder merlin]

[abstract junco]

You’re gonna get rocked

[rose pine]

Friend Slop gaming

[knotty terrace]

Repo

[rose pine]

Yea

Freind Slopgaming

[abstract junco]

Gotta love games that rely on your friends playing with you

[lilac crag]

but if friendslop exists

then what of friendgem

[rose pine]

Yes, There is FreindGems

Darktide and Helldivers

[lilac crag]

helldivers friendgem?!

[rose pine]

Yea.

Sorry Sah, but if you've only played with Shitty Helldivers, then, well.

Sorry to hear, Sah'.

[abstract junco]

Love Helldivers

Love watching my friend get mad when he loses a 1v1 with a bug

[nocturne bloom]

yay

[nocturne bloom]

How

[sleek harness]

Did he do melee

[nocturne bloom]

Obliterate a filthy bug family with a breaching hammer

🗣️

[abstract junco]

No he just sucks

[nocturne bloom]

Force him to do t10 Cyberstan

I want agony

[sleek harness]

You can't anymore

[nocturne bloom]

Devs said soon

[sleek harness]

I don't think so soon

The cyborgs are going in for a attack now

[nocturne bloom]

Id get on my knees and bark for another cyberstan campaign

[abstract junco]

Do it?

[nocturne bloom]

Perhaps

[abstract junco]

Bark

[nocturne bloom]

Imagine if there was voice messages in general chat

[abstract junco]

Moderators!

Add voice messages now

[nocturne bloom]

Yea im tame i swear

[jaunty path]

I won't post bad audio

[nocturne bloom]

Ill be me i promise

[winged oasis]

how tf do i use the combat knife for hordes

[sleek harness]

Spam light attacks

And block

And push

Qnd push attack

[split mauve]

don't use light attacks

[sleek harness]

And dodge

[winged oasis]

do i use light attacks or not

what the fuck

[sleek harness]

Use it

[split mauve]

only on the worse mark

[sleek harness]

Both marks have the same light attacks

[split mauve]

the good mark uses heavies

as those are actual swipes

tho it's not good horde clear anyway

tho the third heavy is a strikedown, i think it was heavy heavy light and loop

[sleek harness]

Changing heavy damage attacks for heavy horde attacks is not worth it in my opinion

Lights already does the job

[jaunty path]

depends on the weapon

and depends on the horde

and how much space is in between u and them

[drowsy prawn]

it's light spam with the knife, heavy give mobs chance to hit back

but that thing is not for horde clear if you can help it 😒

[cerulean dune]

bullshit spotted in the carnival, tertium

[rose pine]

@jaunty path tell me Missus, why doesn't my gosh-darnable lil'shit'heado'Gagito's do what they're told

[jaunty path]

oh mewgenics

idk

[rose pine]

Damn.

[jaunty path]

theyre severely mutated felines

[rose pine]

She knows.

Dont got no inbreeding going those.

[hazy kestrel]

I am regretting my decision to eat Chipotle.

[rose pine]

Damn, dont even got Chipotle here in Denmark.

[jaunty path]

[rose pine]

So I cant relate.

[hazy kestrel]

I am as bloated as a zeppelin

[rose pine]

But I hope you get better.

That's just any food with more than 300 Calories ngl.

[hazy kestrel]

It tasted good though

[rose pine]

Just work out, twice, brother.

Yea, gives you a reason to work out more

[jaunty path]

I had tenders

[hazy kestrel]

But oof, I’m gonna feel it later.

[jaunty path]

was good

[visual vortex]

I ate

Potroast

[rose pine]

Ate brown Rice, Chicken, and a bottle o' Protein-paste.

[visual vortex]

With potatoes

And carrot

[quaint moss]

oof

[nocturne bloom]

Im eating Cajun spice burgers, deep fried popcorn chicken, macaroni and cheese and baked beans

[jaunty path]

gay

[hazy kestrel]

Now I’m all sleepy, I forgot how eating a big meal makes me tired.

[jaunty path]

yeah it uses extra energy to digest the food

better to eat till your mostly full

[nocturne bloom]

I eat until I dont want to

[jaunty path]

you're a branch

[hazy kestrel]

I think I’m gonna pass out for a few hours.

[jaunty path]

it happens

i think I want a monster

[nocturne bloom]

Youre under 5 foot 8

[jaunty path]

ur gay

anyway

my head feels weird

[nocturne bloom]

You just want me to be

[jaunty path]

I think I want to sleep

[jaunty path]

are you

[hazy kestrel]

I believe the term is “Short King”

[jaunty path]

Kinglet

[nocturne bloom]

Not yet

[jaunty path]

wdym not yet

opinion on men?

[hazy kestrel]

Them’s fighting words Missus

[jaunty path]

kek

[hazy kestrel]

If I wasn’t so sleepy I’d type up a storm lmfao

[rose pine]

opinion on men.

What.

[jaunty path]

sleep then gremlin

[rose pine]

I mean, Men generally suck, but least they have that in common with both women and everyone else

[jaunty path]

I hate you when you're loud

thats my take

if ur loud

I will send demons after you

[rose pine]

Respectable.

If you knock on my door, and tell me I'm wrong for being me, that's when I get upset.

[jaunty path]

Teenagers are made of evil

[rose pine]

Otherwise, Praise.

I just want everyone and as many people to be happy with who and what they're doing, without causing harm to others.

S'long as they're going with that, then I'll give 'em all the support I can

I might seem like the general shithead troller.

But straight up, If you're you, and you're feeling satisfied and fulfilled by who and what you're doing, then I'm there for ya'.

If not, as long as you're not causing harm, then I'll be there to help ya.

Simple as.

[hazy kestrel]

More sleep paralysis demons to talk about philosophy to.

The other ones left.

[jaunty path]

mf u cant even talk during sleep paralysis

try

[gloomy tartan]

If you don’t yearn to study the blade are you even a man

[jaunty path]

you literally cant lmfao

[rose pine]

Also we should play Mewgenics together

[gloomy tartan]

Just get a cat or a dog

[rose pine]

If you dont, I will see you as a 4'3 Foot individual.

[gloomy tartan]

Easy

They’ll kill ur demon

[rose pine]

Aka, you dont excist in my perfection of the universe.

[jaunty path]

I have had plenty of sleep paralysis events to know so.

A lot of the time its like

noise

weird noise

[gloomy tartan]

Remember the frog ?

[jaunty path]

I heard a voice from my mattress

well

below my mattress

[hazy kestrel]

What the fuck lmao

[jaunty path]

yeah

Its wild

[hazy kestrel]

Get an exorcist

[jaunty path]

Thing is

I sleep on a loft bet

my bed is above me

demon could be right behind me rn

[jaunty path]

I once heard like. a sound that sounded like a remote control car rolling around

[rose pine]

You think that's bad?
Luckily you dont smell as bad as Personman

Cockroaches run from them'.

That'show stinky they are.

[hazy kestrel]

Damn, I’m catching stray shots today.

[jaunty path]

voices arguing, voices talking, A few of them were visual

[hazy kestrel]

[rose pine]

I'm both her eto spread the word of pacifism

But you weren't aiding me, so you're clearly against me.

[hazy kestrel]

Aiding you in what? lol

[marble orbit]

Psykers are all Freaks
-Change my mind 👏

[jaunty path]

Crippled, and an entity just walks over you and stares into the wall

christ

[nocturne bloom]

Who smells?

[rose pine]

Honestly, just a fact.

No need to change it

[blazing ibex]

I am respectfully requesting Fatshark.

Please take the impact resistance off ourple enemies

[rose pine]

@hazy kestrel Smells so bad, that they make cockroaches run away, and causing 'em to rub salmon in their hair to smell better

[hidden current]

First time on Auric

It is no different to Damnation, just me?

[jaunty path]

depends on modifier

[blazing ibex]

It's a matter of density

[rose pine]

Depends on the modifier.

[blazing ibex]

Not actual enemy stats

[rose pine]

And the GAME MASTER

[hazy kestrel]

Lmao why am I catching so many stray shots today. What did I do to you?

[rose pine]

Specially the game master

[languid hazel]

Check CO2 in the room

[blazing ibex]

At least until you go into maelstrom

[split mauve]

high intensity/specialist gauntlet is much harder than damnation

[hidden current]

There are modifiers??

[split mauve]

and most of them are that

[rose pine]

You didn't support me

[hidden current]

I thought I was just really good

[rose pine]

[jaunty path]

basically damnation but guranteed modifiers

[marble orbit]

They should add Repentias as rejects

Change My Mind

[rose pine]

SOrry sah', ya' just so stinky that ya' makin' all da' enemies stay 'way from ya

[languid hazel]

They have those already. It’s called zealot

[rose pine]

They're not Ogryn. Simple as

[marble orbit]

[rose pine]

Ogryns be ya' way ta' go' lil un'.

[hidden current]

This is how I’d imagine a mix of Hivescum and Ogryn would talk

[rose pine]

Nah' the Brawler Ogryn would ask
" Can I eaaaatcha' when 'ya don' Skarp'ed? "

Actual Voiceline btw

Brawler Ogryns being able to freak out the Hivescum to the point of them going
" eerrh- Nah- also, Stay 'least lot further from me big guy "

Is Great.

Also @hidden current

[hidden current]

[rose pine]

The Brawler has 'parently eaten everything from Eldar to Ammunition.

Lil' bit of Stim-drugged Skrap'ed (still not calling them a Scapper, still feels like a slur)

Just 'nother treat

[quartz mantle]

[rose pine]

Gave up my hygiene, cause what's the point.

No one to smell me but meeeeeee.

I rub my fur down with Mackerel
Drowns out the smell of the Pee.

what a boss theme.

[loud quail]

Is there a trick how to fast farm enemies?

[hazy kestrel]

I don’t know what they put in my Chipotle this time, but I am straight up not having a good time.

[blazing ibex]

Probably something not good.

[hazy kestrel]

I feel like I’m gonna pop like a poxburster lmao

[blazing ibex]

I avoid Chipotle like the plague nowadays.

Since I got food poisoning from them once upon a time.

[hazy kestrel]

Ah

That’ll do it

Would be just my luck lmao

Haven’t had food poisoning in years.

Not since when I first had Panda Express.

[rose pine]

If chipotle gives you food poisoning, why would you be eating there.

[gloomy tartan]

Why don’t we selectively breed chickens to be big

Like a emu

Bigger chicken more chicken

[nocturne bloom]

because you make more money in numbers

[gloomy tartan]

So you telling me no one wants a big chicken

No one has vision

[nocturne bloom]

it isnt about what you want

[gloomy tartan]

It’s all about profits

Yes yes Mr burns I know

[hazy kestrel]

Well, I haven’t gotten it there before

It tastes good too.

But now I’m reconsidering my choices lmfao.

[languid hazel]

Farming enemies? That’s not really something we do here

[loud quail]

So does no one do the 40k kills penance where u need alot of kills?

[languid hazel]

It happens naturally

[loud quail]

Well there must be people who want to do it as fast as possible and not through " natural" play

[languid hazel]

You’re only really getting it through natural play. There’s no way to farm for it otherwise

At least nothing reliable

[rose pine]

Some lot prefer trying to see how fast they can do a level, even if it leaves the rest of the team behind.

[loud quail]

Isn't it auric Mortis trials that is the most efficient?

[rose pine]

Fairly common in these kind of games.

Even on high Havocs and Maelstrom Aurics.

[languid hazel]

Not sure

[floral dragon]

What's up fellow gamers

I've been busy lately. Hope yall are healthy and happy

[gloomy tartan]

Ricky got shot

[sleek harness]

It's a penance in the game, not a game achievement

[delicate kite]

i had one

my ex wife

[sleek harness]

I don't see why someone would make a enemy farming strat for something you get by playing the game normally

Vincent

Spy

[delicate kite]

yes

sim

I am sadly called elsewhere, brasil got complicated a bit, i told her to get her booty to portugal and got her a ticket

and there we meet and live and make big babies

[sleek harness]

Is this a fanfic or real life

[delicate kite]

i wish it was a fanfic

truly because then i wouldnt have to spend 2k euros on flights and other shit required

but its worth it its what men do

[winged oasis]

How do I horde stagger . . .

Auric hordes are genuinely fucking too much

[whole bough]

u kill hordes

not stagger

unless ur arbite or ogryn

[loud quail]

It's a achievementon on

Xbox

[winter ravine]

hi, what modifiers are on rotation this week? i see toll garden and rit, do we know what the last is?

[jaunty path]

You mean getting a lot of enemies to kill? Play high intensity auric

[sleek harness]

I see

Still

You don't need a farming strat

Just play the game

[thick fog]

Why so worried about farming kills in a coop horde game lol

Just play at your pace

I want the poxbreaker title but i still halfway there and i play for fun

[winter ravine]

mortis trials can get you a lot as well but its very boring

[loud quail]

I'm a achivemnt hunter looking for the most efficient way but I see , i'l just do mortis it's probably the fastest

[thick fog]

Mortis too much of a snooze fest

[winter ravine]

^^

[sleek harness]

Achievement hunters are a different species ngl

[thick fog]

You are better play high diffs and havoc lol

[winter ravine]

just takes time lol im a little over 50% of the way there and i have 600 hrs, but i havent really been farming it

[thick fog]

you are farming hours though

[winter ravine]

so true

i think i got 200k of the kills in the last 200 hours after i started running h40s

though i may be wayy off in my estimate

i am way off

it looks like i get ~1k kills per 35m h40 game

[timber elk]

Ah achievement hunting

Great hobby if you don’t burn yourself out

I accidentally burnt myself out when I did 4 platinum trophies back to back

[whole bough]

what do u play

i get like 2-3k in damnation

[winter ravine]

psyker

?

weird scoreboard says i get like 600 lesser with ~200 specials and 150 elites

[blazing ibex]

What????

[winter ravine]

are you sure you arent looking at a weakspot/critical hits dealt line?

[blazing ibex]

Absolutely no way someone can consistently get 2k-3k kills in damn

Or even auric

[winter ravine]

i cant even do it in h40 lmao

even if i were to run a crazy waveclear build

[blazing ibex]

Legit impossible.

[whole bough]

i do it like every match

i just facefirst into every enemy ever

[blazing ibex]

No you aren't.Unless you're being facetious.

It is legit

[winter ravine]

can you send creenshot of scoreboard?

[blazing ibex]

Fundamentally impossible for that to be happening.

An average auric ranges from 2k-3k kills across an entire team

[whole bough]

i'll screenshot when i play again

[winter ravine]

like this is what a 32m h40 looks like for mehttps://i.imgur.com/WMsYnMA.png

[blazing ibex]

Only time I can see that viably happening at all is getting stuck on the mid objective in Enclavum Baross

And even that's a massive stretch.

[winter ravine]

the screenshot i posted is on enclavum as well

[blazing ibex]

Not even Havoc 40 entails enemy counts that high to consistently reach 2k.

[winter ravine]

i think my highest kpm maps are the hourglass maps though

[blazing ibex]

Excise Vault lol

[winter ravine]

yeah excise vault, refinery delta, relay station

[blazing ibex]

The chaos has grown on me after being stuck there for like

Five havocs in a row

[winter ravine]

garden toll still in rotation this week

:c

[blazing ibex]

Toll's okay

Ourple can go

[winter ravine]

purple is cringe

[winged oasis]

I like how havoc mission voicelines don't talk like the gang are rejects

[winter ravine]

toll is fine by itself but its always in rotation with some other bs like garden or rotten

[winged oasis]

We're proper operatives now 🙏

[winter ravine]

rotten is fine by itself too imo, but just really slow

[delicate vapor]

At the store with thy mother what y’all want

[whole bough]

i think i just do all the kills

https://tenor.com/view/khorne-kharn-warhammer-40k-warhammer-40k-gif-5526478511027736946

[spare sierra]

plasteel and diamantine are shared by the team right?

collecting them that is

[whole bough]

ya

[winged oasis]

I feel like auric missions are really where I'm staying

I don't wanna fw havoc shit

[worn halo]

Just need a good team 😄 but I get you ... MM is so overdue its nauseating

[winged oasis]

What clears hordes good evoscerator, relic sword, or blaze great sword

[hidden trout]

Yes

[whole glade]

me when

uh

ummm

chicken parm

[hidden trout]

It'll start calling to you like the green goblin mask when you realize the only thing that is a threat in auric is special spam

[winged oasis]

I will fucking die if I have to special spam the power sword one more time

[hidden trout]

No i mean
Specialists

[winged oasis]

Oh right

[limber zealot]

How's it going fellas

[limber zealot]

It still hasn't called to me after 500ish hours

Maybe if I was still playing the game everyday for hours at a time I'd feel differently

[hidden trout]

I played for auric for the first time in a couple months and remembered why it had been months

[limber zealot]

Just different strokes I suppose

[hidden trout]

Its more theres no middle ground between snooze and sweat for people who can do havocs

[limber zealot]

True

I do wish there was something a bit tougher than Auric

But not havoc 40 level

Cause that just isn't fun to me

[drowsy prawn]

mael is a good mid ground

[limber zealot]

It can be

[hidden trout]

Thats still auric

And it amps up the special spam which is the least fun part

The closest is havoc 20-30s but then im stuck refreshing party finder until one pops up

So im spending less time actually playing

[limber zealot]

Another problem I have with havoc is the fact your level deteriorates

[drowsy prawn]

what you mean, dancing through the special train is the fun part 😏

[limber zealot]

Depends on the special

[hidden trout]

I wish specials were special and not normals

[limber zealot]

A fuck ton of trappers blows

[hidden trout]

I wish they changed up the combat encounter rather than being the combat encounter

[limber zealot]

But a bunch of snipers I can have fun with

[hazy kestrel]

The laser light shows are fun.

[limber zealot]

Which some people might disagree with wholeheartedly but I love running down 12 snipers

[hazy kestrel]

Using fury charge to render the sniper shots useless is so funny.

[limber zealot]

I love tearing up sniper and gunner lines

Still a little annoyed they made gunners beefier a few updates ago cause it kinda messed up my ability to do that

I mean I still can it's just not nearly as satisfying

Mfs used to be cut into ribbons the second I touched them

Now it takes an extra swing

[hidden trout]

In health or hitmass?

Cuz the hitmass was honestly needed

[limber zealot]

Hitmass iirc

It was like a year ago I think

[hidden trout]

It was too easy to just treat them, as elites, as non elites

[drowsy prawn]

what the devs are doing is they have the AI dir "taunt" players with trash from the front
and send in the real killers from behind
most pubs get fixated on swinging away at what's in front of them and become oblivious to everything else
before getting drowned in specials

[limber zealot]

Guess that's true

[hidden trout]

Like I think they had 2 hitmass before? Thats .25 more than a poxwalker

Like what???

[limber zealot]

I hope the Heavy Sword gets a little buff at some point cause the hitmass changes and the ragers being buffed made it feel a lot worse than it used to

And it's my favorite weapon

It's still viable for sure but I feel like it's too easily outperformed by other shit

[hidden trout]

Deathblow doesnt care about hitmass tho

You just swhoop and lop off 4 gunners heads at once

[rose pine]

Tis the Ogryn way

[hidden trout]

An ogryn couldn't understand how deathblow/brutal momentum works

Brain too smooth

[rose pine]

Exactly, so we just kill everything without it.

Simple as Sah'.

[hidden trout]

(Except for the ogryn melees that take it)

[blazing ibex]

Here's my question

Why is the same blessing named two different things?

[twin flower]

which one

[sleek harness]

Which one

[whole glade]

ERM

[blazing ibex]

Brutal Momentum and Deathblow.

They're literally the same exact blessing.

[twin flower]

uhh

[gloomy void]

The ogyrn is unaffected by insults as they slide off his smooth brain

[whole glade]

I JUST HAD SOME BOMBASS CHICKEN PARM

GRAJJJJJJJJJJJJ

[sleek harness]

Differentiate

[fiery wave]

Waiting for FS to put both on the same weapon.

[sleek harness]

Karien

What is

[whole glade]

Me about to meet Heisenberg in re8 :3c

[sleek harness]

I forgot the question

[whole glade]

dumb ass rat

[sleek harness]

Sybau

[hidden trout]

Fatshark

[whole glade]

or what stinky rat boy?

[sleek harness]

That's not my name

[whole glade]

close enough

[sleek harness]

Can't you have decency?

[whole glade]

nah

:3

[sleek harness]

Be respectful?

[whole bough]

got 2k on damnation

[whole glade]

why

tho?

[limber zealot]

Said the skaven

[sleek harness]

Because I am being very respectful

[sleek harness]

Shut up

Anyways

I am being respectful

[whole glade]

so i cant have a lil fun?

[visual vortex]

I need to lock in

[sleek harness]

No

[whole bough]

#darktide-pics-vids message

[whole glade]

whyyyuh

[limber zealot]

Very respectful indeed

[slate skiff]

respectful? deceny? in the great 2026 pff

[sleek harness]

That's bad

Calling people stinky is bad

[blazing ibex]

that's

[sleek harness]

That's why only I can do it

[blazing ibex]

not only your kills

that's everyone's kills.

[whole glade]

i mean rats are cool but you stink

i mean you play sm2

sooo

[sleek harness]

Don't all rats stink

Also I am skaven

You fucking idiot

[whole glade]

nuh h

[slate skiff]

just opened this chat and immediately nothing makes sense

[sleek harness]

No brainer

Did you hit your head at age the of

Uh

80?

You are that old?

[whole glade]

im not old bub

[worn halo]

Thats the mantra of this chat sadly

[whole glade]

im 19 fucker

[whole bough]

well thats not obvious and i am vanilla still

[worn halo]

You sure Logan ?

[whole glade]

yall just mad my birf day is jan 2nd

[worn halo]

Thats not Logans birthday

[twin flower]

I thought you left the server Glyph lmao

[blazing ibex]

well there's your clarification. That count is for everyone. Not just you. Most auric or damn games, you're most likely not gonna breach 1k.

[worn halo]

I'm so glad you have the time to worry about my well being, I'm blushing

[blazing ibex]

Because the enemy counts themselves are simply not dense enough.

[twin flower]

I just remember everyone going wild cuz of your last message here

[sleek harness]

Sounds like a lie

[worn halo]

Thats a sign you have too much time on your hands mate. I'm glad you remember, I dont

[whole glade]

i am

19