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#general-chat
ebon shuttle
only the tater tots and the mac sticks
ebon shuttle
those 2 go hard af, everything else sucks
nocturne bloom
my highschool had great food but they actually hired people who cooked for a living
visual vortex
That's too expensive for a school
nocturne bloom
mostly because it was an international school tho
visual vortex
I will never eat school food
nocturne bloom
youre old why would you anyways
visual vortex
I will eat my hair and drink my piss before i ever take a lick of school food
zenith pollen
visual vortex
Sweet dreams
hazy kestrel
Good evening.
sleek harness
Personamen
hazy kestrel
Foolish Skaven
sleek harness
That's not my name
hazy kestrel
Ah, my apologies, Funny Rat Man
gloomy tartan
Do you guys think King Kong has fleas
marsh iris
sawkwrven
gloomy tartan
Like big fleas
marsh iris
do not the dolls
whole glade
FUCK I HATE WHEN GAMES USE PHOBIAS
fiery wave
FUCK I HATE WHEN GAMES USE PHOBIAS
Not the ||giant baby that wanna eat you?||
whole glade
i had weird ass family
sleek harness
I would but I have a reputation to keep
But you should watch your back every day now
whole glade
Not the ||giant baby that wanna eat you?||
the creepy ass doll everywhere
whole glade
But you should watch your back every day now
i hate you
sleek harness
You don't
whole glade
T-T
fiery wave
the creepy ass doll everywhere
I understand though, at least you had 1 hot lady and her 3 hot daughters, right?
whole glade
I understand though, at least you had 1 hot lady and her 3 hot daughters, right?
people found them hot?
fiery wave
people found them hot?
Yeah. >_>
sleek harness
You talking about the 300 year old big mommy?
whole glade
i mean heisenburg is hot
whole glade
You talking about the 300 year old big mommy?
shes from the 1930s
gloomy tartan
i mean heisenburg is hot
Magnetic Frankenstein?
vapid verge
Not the ||giant baby that wanna eat you?||
Sounds like Drakengard
gloomy tartan
And he becomes one
whole glade
but the whole bug thing nah
gloomy tartan
He’s a steam punk magneto dr Frankenstein
fiery wave
Sounds like Drakengard
Resident Evil Village.
whole glade
NO SSHIT IM PLAYING THE GAME
gloomy tartan
The big titty woman
whole glade
I KNOW THE VILLIANS
gloomy tartan
She Gets even BIGGER
fiery wave
but the whole bug thing nah
Maybe some ppl like ||momma dwagon||.
vapid verge
Resident Evil Village.
Yeah, but Drakengard had an army of them. And one of the characters gets the bad end.
whole glade
Maybe some ppl like ||momma dwagon||.
i may be pan as shit but where was the appeal in getting stabed and drank out of?
fiery wave
Yeah, but Drakengard had an army of them. And one of the characters gets the bad...
Ah.
gloomy tartan
Those Tittys are lies she’s a bio curse monster
sleek harness
She Gets even BIGGER
Just now I notice how fast this conversation changed into talking about big mommy with tits
gloomy tartan
The milks gone bad
sleek harness
fiery wave
i may be pan as shit but where was the appeal in getting stabed and drank out of...
I mean, she could bite me and...
gloomy tartan
Remember Chris redfields African adventure ?
whole glade
I mean, she could bite me and...
bru
whole glade
i prefer my women not made of bugs
whole glade
Look, I'm gay.
mf me too
gloomy tartan
What about flowers
whole glade
again BUG
fiery wave
but the vampire bug lady?
Ain't spooder, but I'll be fine.
whole glade
truth nuke
sleek harness
What
fiery wave
Watch this
Wat?
tiny prairie
Yo there was a Psyker in one of my runs spamming a voice line that was like "Focus the elites ok?"
Is that in game or a mod?
He was spamming it on demand like the For the Emperor thing
elder merlin
thick fog
Tahw
twin flower
sleek harness
<:Wut:736952541471965234>
Mac
sleek harness
No
twin flower
sleek harness
I just watched a lore video of Lieutenant Titus
I knew all the information already
warm maple
Yo there was a Psyker in one of my runs spamming a voice line that was like "Foc...
you mean tagging?
sleek harness
Can some tell me how the fuck to read the Warhammer 40k galaxy map
Actually, point me to a map that is simple
hazy kestrel
Can some tell me how the fuck to read the Warhammer 40k galaxy map
Just start from Holy Terra and go from there. 
sleek harness
Just start from Holy Terra and go from there. <:loregryn:1036580674741731379>
Yeah but I want to get to know Medusan Reach
Because I want to know more about the sector of Iron Hands and their successors
delicate vapor
tiny prairie
you mean tagging?
No no. It was calling in the middle of the elevator like "Focus the elites, ok?" "Kill the elites" "Kill specials. Understood?"
he also was writing in like Golden color was level 1456 so idk
warm maple
probably a mod, then
tiny prairie
But a mod that makes us all w/o mods hear him doing the voice line?
dire kayak
Can some tell me how the fuck to read the Warhammer 40k galaxy map
where do i even find a 40k map
sleek harness
where do i even find a 40k map
nocturne bloom
But a mod that makes us all w/o mods hear him doing the voice line?
Yes, its a thing
tiny prairie
Yes, its a thing
lmao thats nice
there are like Voice Lines not implemented in the game available to use then?
twin flower
Can some tell me how the fuck to read the Warhammer 40k galaxy map
There's a fanmade interactive map of 40k if it helps
Just look up jambonium 40k map
twin flower
Lets you zoom in on certain sectors on the galaxy and see the planet names and stuff
visual vortex
With an asmr video under it
dire kayak
Of me listening to jesper kyd
show
nocturne bloom
You ever just crack your ears
twin dirge
twin dirge
Where would i even put it
delicate vapor
twin dirge
It's just gen 2 electric boogaloo
modest flume
tbh Zealot is Gen Chat 1, this is 2 
analog marsh
Waking up in Australia during summer time be like.
delicate vapor
Waking up in Australia during summer time be like.
summer so close to ending
shy sandal
Yeah but I want to get to know Medusan Reach
They are somewhere in the Segmentum Obscurus. Good luck rat 
delicate vapor
twin dirge
God the eart is weird
I wonder if rich Americans move to Australia for summer to stay warm like migrating birds
visual vortex
<#1046913589614747719>
Okay
analog marsh
summer so close to ending
Yeah is good. Will be able to go on walks more often since I won't be baking.
shy sandal
Wdym summer is just starting
Northen hemisphere mfs be like "I can't wait for Summer" 🤦♂️
nocturne bloom
I wonder if rich Americans move to Australia for summer to stay warm like migrat...
Hell no, it can get so hot here the roads melt
twin dirge
Northen hemisphere mfs be like "I can't wait for Summer" 🤦♂️
Can't help that I'm on the CORRECT side of the globe
dire kayak
God the eart is weird
weather here is either unbearably cold or unbearably hot
twin dirge
Australia is just hell, why would you willingly go there
hazy kestrel
Australia is just hell, why would you willingly go there
To start a war against Emus I guess
twin dirge
It's just actually the biblical definition of hell
fiery wave
Can't help that I'm on the CORRECT side of the globe
What snow?
delicate vapor
Australia is just hell, why would you willingly go there
delicate vapor
some locations are ok
dire kayak
Australia is just hell, why would you willingly go there
to send prisoners
twin dirge
Id fly away as soon as I saw one of the famous spiders the size of my head
delicate vapor
the spiders are our defense and orbital defense
visual vortex
Id fly away as soon as I saw one of the famous spiders the size of my head
I wiuld smash one into goop and eat it
shy sandal
Australia is just hell, why would you willingly go there
Builds character
I like my aussie friends
hazy kestrel
I wiuld smash one into goop and eat it
The tarantula would probably feel weird to eat then. Like a hairball.
visual vortex
More nutrients
dire kayak
I could *if it weren't for the fucking bugs*
BARKBARKBARKBAKSBAROWOOFFOFOFJNAMWNBABARKBARKBARKBARKMEOWGRRRRRRRRGRRRRRRRHHGGGGGHGGHGRRRRRRRR
trail bramble
The tarantula would probably feel weird to eat then. Like a hairball.
We don't have tarantulas (except in northern Queensland)
visual vortex
You're welcome
trail bramble
also tarantulas are I think both poisonous and venomous
visual vortex
Only if you let them
dire kayak
I ate them all
soon
visual vortex
Also they have bad eyesight
But when grabbed and smashed into rock
Stop moving all the same
shy sandal
also tarantulas are I think both poisonous and venomous
Isn't their venom really weak to humans though?
trail bramble
it still hurts like a motherfucker
visual vortex
Confirmed
shy sandal
it still hurts like a motherfucker
I'd rather it hurt than whatever brown spiders do. It numbs the bite and then it rots the flesh around the bite
visual vortex
Eating drywall helped me gain tolerance
astral basin
“Summer is starting “
We call that spring
shy sandal
Leading to death
visual vortex
I'd rather it hurt than whatever brown spiders do. It numbs the bite and then it...
Brown recluses?
We have those here
They dont bother you if you dont bother them
And if you smash them hard ebough you can hear their exoskeleton crunch
shy sandal
Brown recluses?
Not sure, we just call them "Brown Spider" here
That and the Wandering Spider
visual vortex
Not sure, we just call them "Brown Spider" here
Brown spider is brown recluse
shy sandal
That one is actually why I'm afraid of going to the south east of Brazil
visual vortex
Because they would rather be left alone
They only attack u if you bother them enough
shy sandal
That one bad
That one real bad. They're also agressive, so they will actively try and kill you
visual vortex
That one is actually why I'm afraid of going to the south east of Brazil
There was a hig issue where they went in a bunch of bananas a while back
visual vortex
That one real bad. They're also agressive, so they will actively try and kill yo...
The ever humble rock:
Also if you have daddy long legs around you're good
I love those guys
shy sandal
Also, i never knew there were scorpions in Brazil until recently
Never seen one thankfully
visual vortex
Saw many scorpions in life
analog marsh
Is kind of ironic that Huntsmen Spiders have bad eyesight.
That'd be the human equivalent of getting mr Magoo to hunt deer with a rifle when unc can't see shit.
narrow agate
suicide enemies are a plague on the gaming industry. thank you for coming to my ted talk
visual vortex
Is kind of ironic that Huntsmen Spiders have bad eyesight.
That'd be the human...
A lot of spiders have bad eyesight
twin dirge
BARKBARKBARKBAKSBAROWOOFFOFOFJNAMWNBABARKBARKBARKBARKMEOWGRRRRRRRRGRRRRRRRHHGGGG...
You're scaring me Timmy
visual vortex
When i was younger in the swamp
twin dirge
Guys I suicide bombed a daemonhost yesterday
visual vortex
I used to catch spiders with my hands
twin dirge
Was peak
dire kayak
Guys I suicide bombed a daemonhost yesterday
im proud of you
analog marsh
suicide enemies are a plague on the gaming industry. thank you for coming to my ...
You don't like poxbursters I assume.
I think the trapper enemies are way worse personally. Their net can go through super dense hordes and sometimes terrain or objects which is just bullshit.
visual vortex
I find hounds worse
twin dirge
suicide enemies are a plague on the gaming industry. thank you for coming to my ...
It's me, I'm the suicide enemy
visual vortex
How the fuck does an ogryn get downed by a hound?
analog marsh
And eat them alive
delicate vapor
How the fuck does an ogryn get downed by a hound?
High ping or new player
Take your pick
visual vortex
New player because it means i can still be good at game
dire kayak
alexander watched me break the line on like 8 crushers
narrow agate
You don't like poxbursters I assume.
I think the trapper enemies are way worse...
I would rather dodge 100 traps back to back than deal with a random poxbuster that 1 shots me because hur dur it spawned behind you
analog marsh
How the fuck does an ogryn get downed by a hound?
ikr, it's such bs.
I think the Ogryn should automatically break the dogs neck after two seconds, same for when he gets netted, auto break that shit after two seconds.
astral laurel
yeah the hairs are poisonous
They are NOT poisonous no. The hairs are irticating. They are painful and irritating because they dig into skin but they're not coated in poison.
visual vortex
ikr, it's such bs.
I think the Ogryn should automatically break the dogs neck ...
He should actually just slam it into the ground
astral laurel
suicide enemies are a plague on the gaming industry. thank you for coming to my ...
This is true and more people should say it
bleak iris
AHHH
"fsuhoainjbd
analog marsh
He should actually just slam it into the ground
that works as well. Maybe he can only get pounced from behind or something.
narrow agate
This is true and more people should say it
been a hater since i've first ran into them
dire kayak
ikr, it's such bs.
I think the Ogryn should automatically break the dogs neck ...
every class should have a way of getting the hound off imo
visual vortex
I find it hard to believe a fucking ogryn that can manhandle space marines struggles with a dog with its organs hanging out
fiery wave
ikr, it's such bs.
I think the Ogryn should automatically break the dogs neck ...
I think is better if hp damage taken as a threshold. Like 20% taken.
astral laurel
every class should have a way of getting the hound off imo
The only class that shouldn't is Arbites if only because their own hound will.
dire kayak
like theres no way the psyker cant hit the dog with something
analog marsh
every class should have a way of getting the hound off imo
Arby can. Dog problems? Just use more dog to get rid of first dog 
visual vortex
Well psyker sucks
astral laurel
In any case
visual vortex
Ogryns are like seven to nine foot tall muscle mountains
astral laurel
Did you know there is actually a family of spiders that IS NOT venomous?
A single family of orb weaver species.
analog marsh
Did you know there is actually a family of spiders that IS NOT venomous?
Good.
astral laurel
These orb weavers instead use incredibly finnicky silk to trap and bind their prey, then eat them without envenoming them
I mean spiders being venomous isn't a bad thing, and spiders are actually good to us
gloomy tartan
Hey
visual vortex
Yeah because they already make enough silk to begin with
gloomy tartan
Why do mutants throw you sometimes instead of slam Nd throw you
astral laurel
From what I've recently heard, apparently house spiders even learn the routines of their hosts.
stark bobcat
Why do mutants throw you sometimes instead of slam Nd throw you
depends where you at
they throw you if you are agaisnt a wall
if not they slam
analog marsh
Why do mutants throw you sometimes instead of slam Nd throw you
If they run you into a wall they will always throw you, but if their charge ends out in the open they will body slam you.
gloomy tartan
It’s better to just get thrown since you take less damage
gloomy tartan
Do they just throw you towards enemies
gloomy tartan
Like it feels random where it throws me
dire kayak
i imagine eating a burster would be like eating a water balloon
gloomy tartan
Usually it feels like it’s back tracking me where I’m thrown
gloomy tartan
Go eat a live pregnant mother roach for the experience of eating a burster
dire kayak
Go eat a live pregnant mother roach for the experience of eating a burster
already done
gloomy tartan
Lies
analog marsh
From what I've recently heard, apparently house spiders even learn the routines ...
That makes sense. The spoder in my shower has since moved to the window crevice and away from the corner of the shower, since I think it was kind of getting steamed by being in the corner.
gloomy tartan
I wish sea monkeys were actual miniature ocean monkeys
astral laurel
Sea monkeys are shimp
dire kayak
I wish sea monkeys were actual miniature ocean monkeys
they are in subnautica below zero
gloomy tartan
Brine shrimp
astral laurel
And shimps is bugs
twin flower
Das a meaty ass bug
astral laurel
SAND IS BONES
BONES IS SAND
THE WHALES EAT THE BONES INTO SAND
gloomy tartan
Sounds like Brian griffins cousin
twin flower
Do we have land shrimos
astral laurel
wtf is a brine
salt water but VERY salty.
gloomy tartan
Extra salt
astral laurel
Do we have land shrimos <:loregryn:1036580674741731379>
Closest thing would be isopods
gloomy tartan
Rolly Polly’s
twin flower
can we eath those
astral laurel
I mean you CAN
astral laurel
You shouldn't. They're detritovores and eat like, dirt and shit
gloomy tartan
Giant isopods are just big Roley poleys
astral laurel
Giant isopods
There are petting zoos where you can pet them at some aquariums.
gloomy tartan
They are the size of like a dog
astral laurel
They weigh less than a duck.
Which means they're a witch
Do the kids still watch Monty Python's Holy Grail
dire kayak
They are the size of like a dog
if i see that irl im genuinely going to eat someone
i dont want to see that
gloomy tartan
Apparently it’s roughly the size of a I pad
twin flower
if i had one id let my kid watch all the monty movies
gloomy tartan
The largest ones reach the size of a cat or small dog
Show the kids blazing saddles
That one’s a fucking classic
dire kayak
if i had one id let my kid watch all the monty movies
i can be your kid 
astral laurel
Actually isopods make good pets
gloomy tartan
The regular pill bugs are cool
analog marsh
Actually isopods make good pets
Bug pet? Hmmm.
astral laurel
Bug pet? Hmmm.
Lots of bugs make decent pets, including some species of cockroach
gloomy tartan
Can find a horde of them lifting a flower pot or something after it rains
astral laurel
They're easy to care for, they're not too expensive
gloomy tartan
Pill bugs are cool
analog marsh
Lots of bugs make decent pets, including some species of cockroach
I know people have ants and stick bugs as pets, but cockroach pet just sounds disgusting lol.
astral laurel
Depends on the roach
nocturne bloom
I would rather suffocate myself in a sulfur mine than have a pet roach
astral laurel
madagasgar hissing roaches are popular.
They're wingless so they're not going to get out
And they make a fun noise
analog marsh
They're wingless so they're not going to get out
That's good. The big flying brown cockroaches are horrid.
nocturne bloom
Only bees i hate are yellow jackets
gloomy tartan
That’s a yellow jacket
nocturne bloom
there's a bug in my room
Fry it
gloomy tartan
That’s like saying the only dolphins I don’t like is osama
Not the same category
And I’m not even a big big guy
nocturne bloom
They make nests in the ground i step on every year and have to evict them with fire
gloomy tartan
You think monkeys ever throw wasp nests at eachother
fluid gust
I am a monkey
gloomy tartan
Florida still has a invasive wild monkey population
Its one of the most aggressive species of monkeys
And they have aids
dire kayak
if i see that bug land on my phone again im gonna scream in agony
gloomy tartan
Some boat tour guy released them to make more money on his boat tours being the guy who shows monkeys on his boat tour for tourists
nocturne bloom
if i see that bug land on my phone again im gonna scream in agony
Kill it 
earnest oyster
if i see that bug land on my phone again im gonna scream in agony
sounds like a 40k novel
dire kayak
I wish I had the means to randomly gather several dozen monkeys
ill help you
analog marsh
Look up "Australian cockroach" They're sort of similar to the American cockroach, but if they did steroids. They also fly and can grow pretty big.
gloomy tartan
Like he was struggling to make money on his boat tours
So he got several dozen of the most agressive monkey species known to man and releases them
dire kayak
Look up "Australian cockroach" They're sort of similar to the American cockroach...
AEFNBN
HELL NO
gloomy tartan
I wish I could understand the logic
Also how did he have money for monkeys if he was struggling to make ends meet
Oh my mistake they have herpes not aids
twin dirge
Look up "Australian cockroach" They're sort of similar to the American cockroach...
Australia has the leftovers of Texas atp, everything's bigger in Texas but there ain't Texas roaches cuz they got stuck in shipping and landed on Australia
Why y'all's bugs so big
Whatchu feeding those fuckers
dire kayak
ill never be able to go to australia
dire kayak
id be getting so many noise compaints from my screams of agony
earnest oyster
put the phone down, get a spray can of any kind, wait for the bug to land, spray it down
gloomy tartan
He got Rhesus macaques monkeys native to Asia
Florida is crazy for all the invasive shit they have
Agressive Asian herpes monkeys roaming Florida as one of the roaming boss fights of the swamp
visual vortex
Look up "Australian cockroach" They're sort of similar to the American cockroach...
They fly here too
gloomy tartan
Along with big ass and anaconda and boa constrictors
gloomy tartan
put the phone down, get a spray can of any kind, wait for the bug to land, spray...
You forgot the lighter
You need a lighter so the spray can sprays fire
If it explodes you don’t have to worry about the bug anymore
earnest oyster
You forgot the lighter
it's property damage, it's not needed, with spray can trick their wings get wet and they cant fly
earnest oyster
fly me to the mooooon
nocturne bloom
Bug spray is lame. Almost always the worst way to deal with a bug. Especially since you have to buy it
earnest oyster
Bug spray is lame. Almost always the worst way to deal with a bug. Especially si...
you can do this with deodorant
gloomy tartan
We could use a camera on the tiny mech and control it with vr
earnest oyster
gets rid of annoying summer flies
visual vortex
It's a salt shotgun
gloomy tartan
Why hasn’t anyone done that
Put a camera on a mech so I can have a mech fight against a roach
visual vortex
A lot of tech
analog marsh
Why y'all's bugs so big
idk, they just are.
Nearly all the animals are roided up here.
Australian saltwater Crocs make African saltwater Crocs look pathetic.
Only creature I can think of that is reversed is possums. American possums look like they were meant to live in Aus while the Aus ones were meant to be in America tbh
gloomy tartan
Do kangaroos smoke cigarettes
visual vortex
No
gloomy tartan
Some of them look like they do
visual vortex
You give them a right hook
earnest oyster
they look like they chug protein powder
visual vortex
Like that one guy
gloomy tartan
I saw a vid where they attacked someone landing in a parachute
Just hopped up and swung on him then left
twin dirge
Just remember chat, never approach the kangaroo of the lake, he is not wise, he is not going to give you a sword, he's gonna kick your ass and drown you
gloomy tartan
If you get drowned by a kangaroo you become one
earnest oyster
If you get drowned by a kangaroo you become one
visual vortex
Id rather be a rhino
analog marsh
Kangaroo bucks are like serial killers. Just the other week some dude got beaten up by one trying to save his dog.
twin flower
Id rather be a rhino
and then get hunted for your horn
earnest oyster
rhinos just murder you, not drown you tho
gloomy tartan
Kangaroo bucks are like serial killers. Just the other week some dude got beaten...
At that point stab it with a spear
visual vortex
and then get hunted for your horn
All animals are hunted
visual vortex
That's poaching
gloomy tartan
If something tried to drown my dog I’d put it up on a cross
earnest oyster
or was it hippos not rhinos
dire kayak
Just remember chat, never approach the kangaroo of the lake, he is not wise, he ...
sounds like a good time
visual vortex
or was it hippos not rhinos
Rhinos kill you
analog marsh
At that point stab it with a spear
22LR will do the job if you can get it in the head or heart.
visual vortex
Hippoes try to eat you and drown you
gloomy tartan
Yeah but I’d be afraid of friendly fire
visual vortex
If something tried to drown my dog I’d put it up on a cross
The humble rock on a stick:
gloomy tartan
Just stab it in the ass
analog marsh
Yeah but I’d be afraid of friendly fire
I guess so.
gloomy tartan
No one is keeping theyre grip if they get stabbed in the ass
Name one creature than can keep its composure after getting stabbed in the ass
Besides like a hippo
analog marsh
Name one creature than can keep its composure after getting stabbed in the ass
elephant
visual vortex
Rhino
gloomy tartan
Thick ass skin
earnest oyster
Name one creature than can keep its composure after getting stabbed in the ass
xenomorph
visual vortex
Alligators and crocodiles
gloomy tartan
They lock in
visual vortex
That's what im sayinnn
gloomy tartan
xenomorph
Yeah they are the opposite they explode
They went less armor for becoming a grenade upon injury
earnest oyster
they bleed acid, that's some bullshit OP strategy
gloomy tartan
Cats are the best at fighting aliens
visual vortex
Gun
visual vortex
Cats have plot armor
earnest oyster
real
visual vortex
Reptiles
visual vortex
Reptiles were so good rhat we had to nerf them
gloomy tartan
I think cats recognize vampires too
Can anyone confirm
They are both optimized to handle different threats
dire kayak
Cats are the best at fighting aliens
mrrrp :3
visual vortex
Aliens kinda wimps
twin dirge
Cats are great
dire kayak
Cats are great
mrrrrp :3
gloomy tartan
Cats and dogs were min maxed to defend us
Dogs are great against terminators
Cats against aliens
gloomy tartan
Dogs also recognize werewolf’s
twin dirge
LMFAO
gloomy tartan
Cats recognize witchers in that game
twin dirge
🫃
dire kayak
Dont say that shit again
im just imagining that game theory thumbnail now
twin dirge
The immediate no was pretty peak
earnest oyster
Cats and dogs were min maxed to defend us
hold on now, he's cooking
gloomy tartan
So cats are good against aliens and mutants
modest flume
Cats are great
I had this awesome cat at work who was an absolute sweetheart
gloomy tartan
Dogs against terminators and werewolf’s
dire kayak
Keep playing and I'm gonna mpreg you
possibly
modest flume
You could snuggle with her for like half an hour and she wouldn't get tired of it
gloomy tartan
The immediate no was pretty peak
Immediate rejection is peak
earnest oyster
i feel like both dogs and cats sometimes see things humans cant also
maybe ghosts?
analog marsh
i feel like both dogs and cats sometimes see things humans cant also
Yeah I have observed this type of behavior as well. Like the dog will be at rest and then suddenly her head pops up on full alert mode and then she stares into the hallway like someone is standing there.
dire kayak
Yeah I have observed this type of behavior as well. Like the dog will be at rest...
oh dont worry thats just me
analog marsh
oh no
visual vortex
Ogryn servitor
visual vortex
I want a ogryn servoskull
I want the moebian 21st set
But we all cant get what we want
gloomy tartan
Ah
visual vortex
The Moebian 21st are the blue guys
The ones thst get killed by the chaos spawn in the opening cinematic
gloomy tartan
Oh
dire kayak
Ogryn servitor
i want those in mechanicus 2
earnest oyster
I want a ogryn servoskull
an ogryn servoskull with a bully personality shouting mean things lol
gloomy tartan
an ogryn servoskull with a bully personality shouting mean things lol
It slams into things lol
visual vortex
i want those in mechanicus 2
It's in nectomunda i think
gloomy tartan
Knocks a servo skull out the air slams past a servitor
Hits a reject in the back of the head going 30 mph
It can throw itself like a brick
hazy kestrel
Yeah I have observed this type of behavior as well. Like the dog will be at rest...
For some reason my dog has been constantly following my ma around and staring at her.
He never does that usually.
hazy kestrel
He’s always following either me or my dad around.
hazy kestrel
Did she kill someone
I don’t think so.
gloomy tartan
Dogs shadow they’re favorite person a lot
Sometimes they can tell one someone’s sick
hazy kestrel
Dogs shadow they’re favorite person a lot
Hmm, well that would be my dad then.
gloomy tartan
It’s called shadow because they trail behind the person
Like a shadow
Follow them when they get up lay by them when they sit
dire kayak
For some reason my dog has been constantly following my ma around and staring at...
is your ma perhaps a poltergheist
hazy kestrel
is your ma perhaps a poltergheist
Dunno, probably not.
round mica
earnest oyster
For some reason my dog has been constantly following my ma around and staring at...
Sounds like a good dog tbh
dire kayak
literally me
hazy kestrel
Sounds like a good dog tbh
He’s a sweet doggo, but my ma doesn’t like him following/ staring at her. :(
dire kayak
NEVER
rain pilot
gloomy tartan
She might smell like food
Maybie dog stares for a treat
Smells pizza or something
astral basin
Aa
delicate vapor
Playing with my foolish nephew and niece
astral basin
Uh oh
fair bridge
gonna watch anastasia
astral basin
<@&735928989146939404> another bot sending random friend requests
@worthy remnant
lilac crag
zen hamster has been a regular here for years
shoots you 5 times in the ribcage
abstract junco
shoots you 5 times in the ribcage
flesh wound
twin dirge
<@&735928989146939404> another bot sending random friend requests
<@14697838228...
Friend me too I want one
Make me feel special
astral basin
“Feb 7 2026” “Feb 19 2026”
lilac crag
how are u malow
lilac crag
flesh wound
true......
jaunty path
Don't ban them i could land a baddie
fair bridge
how are u malow
about to watch anastasia
abstract junco
true......
grow up and literally take the 5 shots like a good boy
jaunty path
There ARE hot milfs in my area
twin dirge
abstract junco
thats how you deal with it
twin dirge
I'm gonna dm you either way
lilac crag
grow up and literally take the 5 shots like a good boy
I'll kill you.
astral basin
Don't ban them i could land a baddie
Ethots are bad for both ego and bank account
abstract junco
I'll kill you.
Hot
lilac crag
waht
jaunty path
Ethots are bad for both ego and bank account
Shut up my money is for e girls
lilac crag
you can't tell me to hush
twin dirge
So if I'm talking to someone, and they go on vacation, and during this vacation they almost completely ignore me and I hear from one of my friends that knows the person, that they made a new friend said person has been bragging to friend about
What's the verdict
abstract junco
you can't tell me to hush
Uhm??? Literally just did
fair bridge
a thousand years of pain
twin dirge
I open the bag of pain and despair
dire kayak
So if I'm talking to someone, and they go on vacation, and during this vacation ...
do you want me to eat them for you?
fluid gust
So if I'm talking to someone, and they go on vacation, and during this vacation ...
pray to the emperor
abstract junco
I'm going to beat you up.............
Yikes...
lilac crag
So if I'm talking to someone, and they go on vacation, and during this vacation ...
kill them btw
twin dirge
do you want me to eat them for you?
Can you eat my frontal lobe instead
abstract junco
yikes you buddy..........
Yes king
twin dirge
I'm not attached to myself
lilac crag
you're a strange one...........
fair bridge
lilac crag
I'm not attached to myself
yea but we are so too bad nerd
abstract junco
you're a strange one...........
You too
abstract junco
is this twinning?
lilac crag
perhaps
visual vortex
So if I'm talking to someone, and they go on vacation, and during this vacation ...
Uhhh
Ur time's up
At least that's my experience from five different people
fair bridge
there's something so melancholic about a kalimba
twin dirge
river elbow
What's the verdict
Send them aboard a Black Ship to Terra.
visual vortex
Well is it your beloved?
fair bridge
talking to someone as in you are in an active relationship with said person
or talking to someone as in you're just talking
twin dirge
Relationship
visual vortex
Oh yeah sure
whole glade
can we have group funny moments
twin dirge
3 month in a few days
visual vortex
Guess we'll never know
whole glade
erm
fair bridge
i'm excited to watch anastasia, haven't seen it since i was very little
some of the imagery stuck with me though
the ghosts twirling in a waltz in an old ballroom
pretty sick
visual vortex
Okay and are they telling u that they find this person amazing?
twin dirge
No
visual vortex
After ignoring you?
astral basin
Can’t stand long distance
Online dating is a farce
twin dirge
I heard this from a close friend that knows her
visual vortex
Yeah
twin dirge
Cuz she was talking to that close friend about it
visual vortex
I heard this from a close friend that knows her
Yeah okay id presume she's cheating on you
visual vortex
Online dating is an actual sludge-fest of a place
fair bridge
you have absolutely no idea who they're talking to, or what they're talking about, or if this person is even romantically interested in your partner or vice versa
twin dirge
Exactly that's why I asked for a verdict and I'm not assuming shit
fair bridge
second of all if they're on vacation they are not obligated to be in constant contact
visual vortex
Either way online dsting relationship
twin dirge
second of all if they're on vacation they are not obligated to be in constant co...
I'm aware, but also being ignored for 2 days isn't exactly a vibe
Like you can text your boyfriend goodnight 
visual vortex
This robloxian odering aint built for the weak
visual vortex
Like you can text your boyfriend goodnight <:shrug:1265719513622778026>
Were u texting her good night?
astral basin
Some people use vaca as media feed
Some keep friends in the loop how the day went
Some go zero contact (me fr)
dire kayak
I'm aware, but also being ignored for 2 days isn't exactly a vibe
im gonna hug you now
twin dirge
I don't ask for much, just like "are you alive"
visual vortex
💀
twin dirge
Cuz it's my girlfriend 
visual vortex
I dont trust her
fair bridge
does she know you're her girlfriend
twin dirge
Yes
fair bridge
like is this thing fully established
fair bridge
liar
visual vortex
💀
fair bridge
jk
twin dirge
I don't just do that with randoms so idk
lilac crag
does she know you're her girlfriend
Mallow I think this convo wouldn't exist if they were in a situationship
twin dirge
I've officially asked her out
Also yeah
I literally wouldn't give a fuck if it wasn't an actual relationship
fair bridge
Mallow I think this convo wouldn't exist if they were in a situationship
i'm covering every single base possible
lilac crag
this isn't baseball
visual vortex
I literally wouldn't give a fuck if it wasn't an actual relationship
Well have you asked the spy if it's a male friend
Or well female works too
twin dirge
We actively celebrated our anniversary last month
fair bridge
life is a game to me and you're all balls i have to catch in a real big glove
visual vortex
Idk if you're girlfriend isnt picky
gloomy tartan
Have they farted on you yet
twin dirge
Doesn't matter either way
twin dirge
Have they farted on you yet
I've been dutch ovened yes
gloomy tartan
That’s a big part of a relationship when your significant other rips ass
fair bridge
goontide is here now
gloomy tartan
It’s a sign of trust
visual vortex
And you smell it like that one auperman comic panel
twin dirge
Idk I just feel like I'm going crazy lmfao
gloomy tartan
Why
trail bramble
maybe just be an adult and talk with your gf, tell your girlfriend that you heard about the friend she made on vacay and it's making you jealous and nervous
twin dirge
Cuz I don't have proof and I don't wanna be that guy that just is like "hey you're cheating"
twin dirge
maybe just be an adult and talk with your gf, tell your girlfriend that you hear...
She hasn't responded in over a day
Won't pick up a call
I got a good morning yesterday
dire kayak
She hasn't responded in over a day
i can eat her for you
astral basin
Aki your bro knocked on the door
Called u a dumbass
gloomy tartan
Threaten to shit on the bed
visual vortex
I may not be a smart man
gloomy tartan
That will get a response
visual vortex
But id say skin her alive
fair bridge
i feel there is something vital missing here
trail bramble
shit does happen
just give it time
fair bridge
what does any of this have to do with the famous cult classic animated film anastasia
i'm confused
gloomy tartan
Well
There is one way to find out
But idk
It’s drastic
Very drastic measures
visual vortex
Dont worry if ur girlfriend is fucking other dudes we will be here for u
gloomy tartan
Are you sure you wanna know?
visual vortex
👍
twin dirge
Now I'm curious what the drastic measures are
gloomy tartan
You know that famous song “ can I smell yo dik” ?
dire kayak
Dont worry if ur girlfriend is fucking other dudes we will be here for u
i can still eat her
gloomy tartan
that’s how women check if ur cheating
twin flower
You know that famous song “ can I smell yo dik” ?
Wuh?
dire kayak
im secretly a beast of nurgle im very much capable of that
gloomy tartan
It’s a song
visual vortex
Your beloved has a dick?
fluid gust
Your beloved has a dick?
son
twin flower
Your beloved has a dick?
I think youre taking it too literally
visual vortex
My brain dont work
trail bramble
Now I'm curious what the drastic measures are
"ANSWER MY TEXTS OR I KILL MYSELF" probably
twin flower
Yes
gloomy tartan
No just sniff her
twin dirge
"ANSWER MY TEXTS OR I KILL MYSELF" probably
That only works if she opens it lmfao
gloomy tartan
Oh
visual vortex
And by the time she returns the scent will be gone
gloomy tartan
Not for sure
visual vortex
Idk next time u fuck her try to tell if it's been used
gloomy tartan
She might me musk maxing
fair bridge
try sending a whoooole lot of texts. like at least 50. women love that
gloomy tartan
Send a drunk voice mail saying I fucking love you bitch
twin dirge
Not gonna do that lmfao
gloomy tartan
Make sure you call her a bitch and make it clear you fucking love her
astral basin
"ANSWER MY TEXTS OR I KILL MYSELF" probably
Was in a server full of kids like that my first year on discord…
Scratching their arms to make it look like they were doing more harm to themselves …
Fuck that was a disturbing place
sleek harness
Skully
visual vortex
Discord
fair bridge
teenagers are widely known for being super normal when they have little parental oversight
twin dirge
I'll wait for her to get back like a normal human being and talk to her
sleek harness
Why were in a cult server Skully
twin dirge
visual vortex
I'll wait for her to get back like a normal human being and talk to her
Use the spy
dire kayak
I'll wait for her to get back like a normal human being and talk to her
im here if you need to take anger out on someone
bleak sleet
What is going on
visual vortex
What is going on
Aki is probably getting cheated on
bleak sleet
U can use my pool for pics I got u
twin dirge
The spy can't help
bleak sleet
Oh
astral basin
Why were in a cult server Skully
I was inducted for being “chill simp material”
I was not a simp. And apparently not that chill.
visual vortex
That maybe she just suddenly got rlly fat
sleek harness
I was inducted for being “chill simp material”
I was not a simp. And apparently ...
I mean
You are chill now
I guess
dire kayak
ill get the hatchet
twin dirge
Anyways I'ma go stress clean now
gloomy tartan
You should eat pizza
And watch the sopranos
Max volume
While playing the bongos
astral basin
Anyways I'ma go stress clean now
THE OVERSEER SAYS QUIT YOUR YAPPING N GET TO DIGGIN
hazy kestrel
I'll wait for her to get back like a normal human being and talk to her
Aki, I’m going to give you some unrequested advice: If you’ve been suspicious of them cheating on you for a good while, just break up with them and find someone better. Don’t keep wasting your time with someone who is likely to be an unfaithful trash bag.
visual vortex
She might me musk maxing
What on earth is musk maxing
gloomy tartan
You maximize a musk
visual vortex
Aki, I’m going to give you some unrequested advice: If you’ve been suspicious of...
And dont get together again
Cheating people cheat again
hazy kestrel
And dont get together again
This is the extra important bit.
gloomy tartan
Oh wait I know how to get they’re attention
astral basin
And watch the sopranos
Its fine, our bosses are whipping at him to get back to work
dire kayak
Aki, I’m going to give you some unrequested advice: If you’ve been suspicious of...
YES
dire kayak
personman do i get the hatchet as well?
visual vortex
Considering that if they are chesting they're probably throwing themselves around like an omellette
astral basin
Ask them if they gave you aids
“Hey yo why my junk itchin after I visited you last week?”
hazy kestrel
Anyways, that’s just my single person perspective.
hazy kestrel
personman do i get the hatchet as well?
If ya want to.
gloomy tartan
“Hey do you have aids? Call me back.”
Send that shit at like 3 am
They’ll blow your phone up when they wake up
visual vortex
This is the extra important bit.
In my opinion
astral basin
“Hey do you have aids? Call me back.”
Nah its gotta be low key that says “you need a check up and call everyone you slept w in a month”
Like syphilis
visual vortex
Break up with them by never responding again
And leave their stuff outside their house
👍
gloomy tartan
Send a voice message of you ripping ass
visual vortex
If they dont want to give you their attention they dont deserve it back
gloomy tartan
Your a diamond
visual vortex
Nah i like copper
gloomy tartan
Don’t get mad if a chud can’t recognize it
Copper wires
Yo wtf is a catalytic converter
And why do people steal it so much
dire kayak
i need the new defiler so bad,,,,
visual vortex
What
dire kayak
its so cool,,,
hazy kestrel
And why do people steal it so much
Did your catalytic converter get stolen, is that why you’re asking?
astral basin
Yo wtf is a catalytic converter
Its got some decent metal in them, and are easy enough to get to
“If its not nailed down it will get stolen”
Mass populace sucks
trail bramble
Yo wtf is a catalytic converter
It makes your exhaust marginally less toxic
It's got platinum in it so people steal it to pawn off that
gloomy tartan
Why don’t people just hunt drones down
astral basin
Hybrid converters are more expensive
astral basin
Drones can be made cheap
Really fkn cheap
dire kayak
why do the iron warriors get such cool minis,,,,,
trail bramble
not much if anything
gloomy tartan
Nothing good on a drone?
visual vortex
Use it to create a suit of armor
visual vortex
why do the iron warriors get such cool minis,,,,,
Because iron and metal is cool
hazy kestrel
why do the iron warriors get such cool minis,,,,,
Because they’re the best.
gloomy tartan
Not even like a memory card ?
trail bramble
like a few cents of copper wire at most
twin dirge
So much trash
visual vortex
Where
twin dirge
Didja know it's like mega illegal to steal a catalytic converter
astral basin
WAIT OMFG
THE TOY HELICOPTERS WAS TRAINING FROM A TIME-TRAVELER TO HELP BRING THE APOCALYPSE
trail bramble
there'd be a circuit board for the motors yes
but circuit boards are pretty cheap to manufacture
gloomy tartan
Removing a cars catalytic converter is like neutering a transformer
gloomy tartan
So we can’t hunt drones for a sustainable rate of salvage money?
dire kayak
I NEED THE DEFILER!!!!!
trail bramble
A drone would probably not have ram
astral basin
Removing a cars catalytic converter is like neutering a transformer
More like shaving off some kidney
trail bramble
So we can’t hunt drones for a sustainable rate of salvage money?
probably not
hazy kestrel
Removing a cars catalytic converter is like neutering a transformer
I don’t even know how to respond to this lmfao.
visual vortex
Removing a cars catalytic converter is like neutering a transformer
Probably
visual vortex
I will not hesitate to fucking kill thise
gloomy tartan
Arc raiders irl
visual vortex
Never played
dire kayak
But the people would say yes
fish
visual vortex
Whay
gloomy tartan
I never played either
visual vortex
What
dire kayak
im flushing you down the toilet
visual vortex
Sleep with one eye open.
hazy kestrel
im flushing you down the toilet
That’s a waste of good fish sticks.
gloomy tartan
Kanye loves fish sticks
visual vortex
I love fish sticks too
gloomy tartan
And hobbits
astral basin
In another timeline i couldve been living w my unstable abusive mother instead of my manchild father, sporting a 7 syllable name rather than a movie reference
visual vortex
Fried chicken?
gloomy tartan
Chicken shape like a French fry
visual vortex
I like when things crunch in my mouth
visual vortex
I like steak and fish
gloomy tartan
I get made fun off cuz I like meat all crispy as fuck
And steaks supposed to be juicy
visual vortex
Nah lock in
modest flume
Fish sticks are good 
gloomy tartan
Lettuce is crazy tech
visual vortex
Duckweed wild
gloomy tartan
How it makes a burger have more crunch
modest flume
I get made fun off cuz I like meat all crispy as fuck
Eh don't worry about it, you're not alone
visual vortex
I get made fun off cuz I like meat all crispy as fuck
Sometimes
gloomy tartan
Like sorry I don’t want a rare steak
dire kayak
i forgot to put nightsider in my playlist
visual vortex
When i eat chicken legs or fried chicken
gloomy tartan
I’m just a dragon
visual vortex
I will est all the meat
gloomy tartan
I like my food fried