general-chat

[gloomy tartan]

Wear a helmet 🪖

[shy sandal]

Or as a job, if you really really enjoy it

People still rather man made stuff rather than ai slop in general

[gloomy tartan]

I miss hand drawn cartoons

That shit was peak

[paper bluff]

Mostly due to the tip of the head. If the enemy is bald headshot easier.

[gloomy tartan]

You mean the top?

[paper bluff]

Yeah.

[gloomy tartan]

Ok i was worried

You were going to unveil some horn

[formal mortar]

I'm bald and don't get shot in the head

[gloomy tartan]

Myth busters required

[shy sandal]

I truly believe the majority people interested in AI generated images are the elderly and literal children/manchildren.

AKA: Out of touch executives who want cheap "serviceable" stuff, and little Timmy making Logan Paul wearing an SS uniform for a "Tuff edit"

The tool meant to "revolutionize the industry" and this is their target audience 💔

[gloomy tartan]

I like when hawks and falcons hunt drones

[shy sandal]

The aero dynamic shape makes it ricochet, smart

[tired inlet]

the glare acts as a defensive countermeasure

[jaunty path]

Might increase in value even

[blazing ibex]

And gooners. Don't forget the gooners.

[gloomy tartan]

I like hand drawn cartoons

They look good

[jaunty path]

Yeah one of the prime uses for AI is porn

[gloomy tartan]

Modern shits too perfect

Too smooth

No imperfections

[jaunty path]

Beyond that AI Imagery is not really needed

[gloomy tartan]

Old hand drawn cartoons looked way better.

[blazing ibex]

"Beyond that"

[gloomy tartan]

Looney toons rules

[jaunty path]

Oops

[blazing ibex]

Bih it's not needed at all

[gloomy tartan]

It should be used for enemy’s in video games

[jaunty path]

I mean uh. Its not needed period lmao.

[jaunty path]

I MEAN.

Medically? There's been some real breakthroughs

But talking like ai imagery audio and all that non sense

[hollow dawn]

Ai is not needed period

[blazing ibex]

I mean generative AI

Imagery and videos

[jaunty path]

Its better off never being a thing

[gloomy tartan]

The money we spent on ai we could of spent on making a mecha

[blazing ibex]

I do acknowledge the positives

[gloomy tartan]

Never forget this

[jaunty path]

Make dreadnoughts real pls

[gloomy tartan]

We could of spent the time and money on a mech

[hollow dawn]

I do not

[blazing ibex]

But the negatives are very overwhelming comparatively.

[gloomy tartan]

Mechs don’t need AI

Just pilots

[hollow dawn]

Call me Hank from Detroit Become Human because I’m not getting diagnosed or operated on by a machine

Nooooooo thanks

[gloomy tartan]

I want a mecha Godzilla

[gloomy tartan]

The ai will diagnose you with whatever is the most expensive thing to pay the companies that pay them and convince you your ballz are poisoning you and need to get a brain transplant.

[thick coyote]

Thought you were going to say that you'd drink until you pass out

[sleek harness]

Did you guys saw

[jaunty path]

Titan fall 2:

[gloomy tartan]

Cortana

Before they made her a Karen

[jaunty path]

Listen with all the money America has we could've cured cancer

[gloomy tartan]

Or made a mech

[jaunty path]

But we're too busy making literal slop

[gloomy tartan]

We could of made ED-209

Maybie not a mech

[jaunty path]

Ed 209 is a killer cop robot bruh

[gloomy tartan]

I mean

It doesn’t have to be a cop

[jaunty path]

It is

[gloomy tartan]

It’s a machine

[jaunty path]

Then?

Its a killing machine lol

[gloomy tartan]

It also can’t go on stairs lol

But otherwise it fucking rules

Man it’s software was trash

[jade stump]

steal a jump pack from a space marine

[gloomy tartan]

Shooting that unarmed guy tf up lol

[jade stump]

problem solved

[gloomy tartan]

The issue with Ed-209 was stairs and it’s shitty software

[jaunty path]

Where r u using it vro

[nocturne bloom]

Almost every iteration of mechs in games or general media ive seen has some form of AI

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah but our ai is trash

That’s cool ai

Where it’s like a real personality

Based on a human

Or so real it’s arguably alive

[jaunty path]

Don't want ai to be alive

[gloomy tartan]

Ours just makes edits and goon trash

[nocturne bloom]

It isnt limited to that, silverbacks in gears of war dont have a vocal AI

Im sure helldivers exos have a form of AI assistance

[gloomy tartan]

Enemy ai will become skynet

[hollow dawn]

Very cyberpunk

Cyberpunk is coming to life in a very sad way

[gloomy tartan]

If I had a ai buddy in my mech I’d want poochy from the simpsons

[nocturne bloom]

Nah we are far from cyberpunk

[gloomy tartan]

Wby guys?

Y’all remember poochy?

[jaunty path]

Shutup

Toy chica will be my wife

[nocturne bloom]

Cling to your fantasies

[jaunty path]

Shutup

[nocturne bloom]

Ill keep drinking my pacific punch monsters that are abnormally good at attracting goth baddies

[jaunty path]

Shoots you

[nocturne bloom]

Youre in NY you ain't even got a BB gun

[drowsy lynx]

Yes but the neighborhood rats probably have real ones

[bleak iris]

damn mother fuckas aint even got home defense against the mf rats bro R.I.P.

[tired inlet]

which is why the Helldivers 2 Automatons improved the design

[gloomy tartan]

Predator shoulder cannon is good

The one that shot its own predators head off was not

[tired inlet]

the Yaut'ja Plasmacaster?

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah

Besides the one where it was a gun and a targeting laser

A shoulder gun that can shoot yourself in the head is dumb design lol

[tired inlet]

Wolf, the Elder, had double casters goin' and that was bad-ass

[sleek harness]

But what about cyberpunk 2020?

[gloomy tartan]

Wolf was based as hell

Bro just went solo to handle the problem

Felt like he was a old man going, oh god dammit I’ll go retcon this shit hold on

[tired inlet]

it was real interesting to see, "What if a pred ain't actually hunting; but is there are a one-man special forces to quarantine and kill anything in his way"

the Commando of Predators

not there for honor

[gloomy tartan]

He was the HUNK of predators

Bro was just on a mission lol

[tired inlet]

just gotta kill them all

if you haven't seen Badlands you should go watch Badlands

with Dek

[jaunty path]

We have crossbows

[bleak iris]

god bless. im just saving up for a cannon to load with bola balls and delete a mf from the top of my stairs.

my rifle doesn't feel as patriotic.

[worn halo]

Rock salt with bird shot baby. Never go wrong

[abstract junco]

true....

[drowsy lynx]

Followed that link back to yesterday's convos just to see hazy got brutally mpreg'd

[nocturne bloom]

You want it too?

[drowsy lynx]

Hmmm tempting, do you have the rat mpreg one?

[dusky sinew]

Is there ever a good reason to have multiple characters of the same class?

[heady karma]

personalities if you are super into cosplay, i guess

but with loadouts, which werent always a thing, there isnt much of a reason

[gloomy tartan]

You can allways do a personality scourge

[floral dragon]

I wondered the same thing when I started and there doesn't seem to be a reason unless you want a fresh experience with a class without deleting an old one

[whole glade]

re8 time

[knotty terrace]

Yeah I was sadly

[blazing ibex]

I honestly

Wanted to weigh in on that conversation

Cuz Mi'qotes are ~freaky~

And I do get the quip of calling someone with a Mi'qote pfp a degenerate lmao

But there was already so much goin on and I had to take my ill ass to bed

[jaunty path]

We're still on this i see

[blazing ibex]

ye because the person in question they said that to responded

[tired inlet]

no

[dusky sinew]

I thought so

[sleek harness]

More builds

[dusky sky]

no

just one of the many half baked fat shart mechanics

[sleek harness]

Wait hold on

You actually wanted to have many of the same classes?

Why

[soft kernel]

Has the server lag in US east been fixed yet?

[whole bough]

lag? fixed? never

[soft kernel]

It began happening a few weeks ago

[sleek harness]

I don't know

@fiery wave

Did the lag there stopped

Karien is dead

What a sad day

[tired inlet]

maybe originally, but with 8 builds now and mods to make dozens more, that's irrelevant

[sleek harness]

There was only 5 character spaces originally

And less build spaces

[tired inlet]

hence maybe originally

[sleek harness]

Exactly

Now we have like

3 free spaces with all the classes

Which is confusing

[jaunty path]

It did yea

[whole glade]

guh

[jaunty path]

well

its a lot less

[sleek harness]

You are British?

[jaunty path]

US east

[sleek harness]

I don't know map that isn't the left side

What is British east

[jaunty path]

I'm pulling off your skin and replacing it with plastic 💜

[whole glade]

NOO

[sleek harness]

You want to make me recyclable?

[lilac crag]

[jaunty path]

You're already reusable

[sleek harness]

For what

[jaunty path]

various tasks

[sleek harness]

Which

[jaunty path]

Things

Stuff even

[sleek harness]

What things

And stuffs even

[whole glade]

CLEANIN

[jaunty path]

Actions

[sleek harness]

Actions?

[jaunty path]

Areas

locations

[sleek harness]

Where areas and locations

[jaunty path]

Places

[sleek harness]

Which places

[jaunty path]

Spaces

[sleek harness]

Which space

[quaint moss]

a

[bleak iris]

B

[jaunty path]

A time.

[sleek harness]

In what time

[jaunty path]

somewhere

[sleek harness]

Where

[lilac crag]

can we kill skaven

[jaunty path]

there

[sleek harness]

No

[lilac crag]

okay

[sleek harness]

There where

[bleak iris]

🤮

[quaint moss]

a hat

[jaunty path]

underwhere

[sleek harness]

Underground?

[jaunty path]

Endacopia.

[sleek harness]

This word I don't know the meaning

You win

[jaunty path]

That is your one clue

you have a game to play now.

[sleek harness]

What game

[paper tiger]

i lost

[jaunty path]

_ _

[whole glade]

me fr

[rustic ore]

Yes we are lol

[lilac crag]

hi space

you barely hang around here anymore

I miss you

[sleek harness]

How unfortunate

Tell me what you lost so I can steal it

And not give it back

[safe light]

How's performance on Xbox series x

[whole glade]

yes.

[sleek harness]

Obviously yes dude

[safe light]

Am I missing something

[whole glade]

no

[quaint moss]

yes

[whole glade]

Xbawk

is yes

[quaint moss]

always

[thick coyote]

It's alright

Just

Quick play might fuck with

[quaint moss]

indeed

[thick coyote]

So sometimes you just

Fully reset the game

[whole glade]

game will just say i dont have the dlc clsses

[quaint moss]

just put the game down like old betsy

[rustic ore]

Lol, been off on HD2 and other things. Like Rogue Trader

[fiery wave]

It's just back to 300-400 ping and double the rubberbanding.

[sleek harness]

So it's worse

[fiery wave]

I at least do not just DC off it now.

[tired inlet]

Speak a lil' Chinese for 'em, Derek

[dusky sinew]

I'm getting this game for my nephew and preparing a guide for him

[tired inlet]

nice

[rustic ore]

Is that a reference my old ass doesn't get?

[fiery wave]

Just awful if powersword. Activation of specials is like gambling with over 50 ping of lag.

[sleek harness]

Understood

[tired inlet]

man they are not taking it well in the HD2 discord

[elder merlin]

[sleek harness]

Eggman's dad

[elder merlin]

Taking what well?

[abstract junco]

What happened

[tired inlet]

Cyberstan campaign

[abstract junco]

Oo Yikes

[knotty terrace]

yikes playing without a crosshair is rough

[elder merlin]

We were never gonna win that, based solely on the fact the teams i've joined were dilly dallying and doing side objectives when the main objectuve still needed doing, wasting lives repeatedly. Been in a couple matches too where people couldnt hold down the flag areas either, though this was all on level 10, to be fair.

[tired inlet]

I guess people thought it would be easy to just ocnquer the industrial homeworld of the major enemy but when you have ten thousand level 30s who got in from HALO dying 10 times every mission in T7 every 20 minutes you kind of lose your reinforcements

or T8

[tired inlet]

I mean, I know the Hellbore would be nice with one, but iron sights is still sights.

[languid hazel]

Mrrp :3

[visual vortex]

Nah powesword just sucks

[fiery wave]

It's not if you can activate it.

[tired inlet]

There's things it does better than Falchion, but I do like the falchion

[visual vortex]

No it bad 😴

If it doesnt instantly kill every enemy in my vicinity like a homing missile then it bad

[tired inlet]

people were killin' crushers with poke-quick-quick combos

[gloomy tartan]

Holding hands is an energy draining mechanic

[tired inlet]

conservation of energy, if you're drained, it's because your partner is being refilled

[visual vortex]

You need to squeeze your beloved's hand hard enough until it cracks and breaks and becomes purple like a grape from swelling

[gloomy tartan]

Why is holding hands romantic

What about in predator

When they clasp fists

That’s just a different style of hand holding

[visual vortex]

Becuz physical contact releases fell good hormones in body

[gloomy tartan]

Arm wrestling too

Holding hands

[tired inlet]

well, in European ideas it represents a bonding physically, but also represents a sense of protection, of possessiveness; it's less so in East Asiatic cultures because it's something that would be considered just friendly.

[gloomy tartan]

High five is like holding hands but just for a second

[visual vortex]

That why people do it a lot

Because it feels good

[tired inlet]

you ever give it down-low though?

[visual vortex]

I give my friends down low all the time

[tired inlet]

I bet

[gloomy tartan]

Did you consider every hi five you were involved in to be romantic?

[visual vortex]

In fact i uppercut their crotch a bunch

[tired inlet]

the old Down-High Punch

[rocky radish]

Down low -too slow
The ultimate betrayal

[gloomy tartan]

When’s the last time you threw a friend

We used to throw eachother back in the day

[visual vortex]

Like throw them?

[gloomy tartan]

Back in my day you threw your friend

Doesn’t matter at what

It developed character

[visual vortex]

Back in my day

We would stick our feet in the mud of the swamps around our homes

And pick the leeches off of each other

[gloomy tartan]

Grooming eachother is bonding

Monkeys do it

[rocky radish]

So long ago. Actually, I think last time I threw anyone it was all 4 of my sister's kids

[gloomy tartan]

Type shit you hear in mix tapes

[rocky radish]

They had a soft sofa. No long-lasting injuries, except to their pride

[gloomy tartan]

Yo who made sofas

Some smart ass caveman fr

[visual vortex]

What if we made bed

But everywhere

🤔

[gloomy tartan]

Hobo type idea

Lock in

[rocky radish]

Someone who wasn't confident in their work.

This.... Thing... It looks good.
So far (sofa)

[sleek harness]

Leanna, what do you think about us losing Cyberstan

[visual vortex]

A nearby store here started adding anti-homeless theft tech to their carts

[languid hazel]

I’m fucking STOKED for what comes next >:3

[visual vortex]

Whenever it leaves the perimeter it stops moving

[gloomy tartan]

They should just let the homeless work and live at the ren fair

[visual vortex]

Which is fucking stupid because now they have a permanent bed

[sleek harness]

Yeah uh... They are going to go for an attack

[gloomy tartan]

So we can have more merchants and fisherman and black smiths

[sleek harness]

At super earth

[languid hazel]

GOOD! >:3

[sleek harness]

Don't you like Earth 2?

[languid hazel]

KARK NYO!

[sleek harness]

Why not

It's democratic

Theres no AI

And also you are not being watched all day and night

[visual vortex]

Wait earth 2?

[sleek harness]

Super Earth

[visual vortex]

What the hell are you talking about?

Oh

[gloomy tartan]

So

Earth

[visual vortex]

Died

Wait no

[gloomy tartan]

Just a new name

[visual vortex]

Earth was so good

[sleek harness]

No it didn't

[visual vortex]

They made a Earth 2

[gloomy tartan]

So it’s just earth with a rebrand ?

[visual vortex]

But it didnt sell good

[sleek harness]

It's just that naming Earth Earth 2 makes it seem important

[gloomy tartan]

Did they add stuff

[visual vortex]

So they removed earth 2 and mized them together

[gloomy tartan]

Did earth grow

Did we absorb the moon

[sleek harness]

Democracy

~~ Corruption ~~

[gloomy tartan]

We should absorb mars and the moon

Become a Mickey Mouse shaped planetoid

[sleek harness]

No

Thats not how it works

[gloomy tartan]

Tony stark made this in a cave with scrap metal

Make it work

[sleek harness]

It's because Tony Stark is Tony Stark

No one is Tony Stark

[visual vortex]

Because marvel fucking sucks

[sleek harness]

True

I only like Deadpool

[gloomy tartan]

Superman had a super monkey

[visual vortex]

Deadpool sucks too

Literally just a living marketable character

[sleek harness]

Spider Man then

[visual vortex]

Haha im deadpool

[gloomy tartan]

What about the hamburgler

[sleek harness]

Shat about Super Shark

[visual vortex]

I like

[sleek harness]

Is Shark Boy and Lava Girl part of the Marvel Universe

[visual vortex]

No

[sleek harness]

Lame

[visual vortex]

Spykids universe

[sleek harness]

Lame

[visual vortex]

Spykids has the thumb peoole

Wtf are you talking about

[elder merlin]

Why would you think that?

[sleek harness]

Because it was a joke

You old people can't get jokes smh

[elder merlin]

Skaven humor needs work

Your jokes suck

[sleek harness]

Sybau

[elder merlin]

[visual vortex]

Trying to connect the cinematic perfection of the thumb people to the shit pile that is marvel is so unfunny it cant even be considered a joke

[sleek harness]

Well it can

If you laughed

[visual vortex]

Comedy is subjective batman

Let's go skiing

[sleek harness]

I don't like skiing

Because I never skii

Is that even how it's pronounced

[visual vortex]

Damn he got him good

Sigma sigma aleart

https://youtu.be/BNGBKhJbcrM?si=K772tRVFnHdYe65X

[sleek harness]

What

[visual vortex]

I fucking hate every single one of you and what you represent in society.

😊

[sleek harness]

I just said sybau

You sound even more offended than old Paul

[visual vortex]

Because it reminded me of the sybau animated mysic video

[sleek harness]

I don't know what you are talking about

[visual vortex]

This

[sleek harness]

I won't click

Describe for me

[visual vortex]

Uhhh

Bad music

Very choppy animation

[sleek harness]

I will listen to it if I lose this SM2 game hold on

[visual vortex]

If you dont trust the link search up: "sybau animated official music video" by KCK-Mixes

[hazy kestrel]

Good evening.

What a fucking week it’s been.

[jaunty path]

Not much has gone on for me frankly. I've been absorbed in reading and actually ordered another book

The Infinite and The Divine I have now.

I'm glad to finish Horus Rising today

it has parts that are fun

and it has parts that drag on for too long for my interest to last.

I dislike the vibe of astarte superiority and regality

it gets boring the 5th time around.

It can be childishly fun but like

Get on with the story already...

[sleek harness]

Personamen

Hello

It's night

[hazy kestrel]

Hello Foolish Skaven

And Missus

[chilly shell]

damn mutie turned me into a servitor

[gloomy tartan]

That’s tuff

Should of gotten reinforcements from new cadia

[nocturne bloom]

Teacher at school had 35 pounds of industrial batteries in their trash

That was a long conversation

[sleek harness]

Yes hello

You took forever to say hi

We will kill you now

[elder merlin]

[jaunty path]

So?

Are you not a fan of fire hazards?

[nocturne bloom]

You think thats only a fire hazard?

No less this was a fucking SCIENCE teacher

[jaunty path]

LOL

[jaunty path]

what else can happen

legal trouble?

[nocturne bloom]

Chemical and legality issues

[jaunty path]

Ah

yeah crazy he is a science teacher

lmao

[nocturne bloom]

It also depends on the trash truck, that can very easily kill the operators

[jaunty path]

Oooh

[nocturne bloom]

And if that just happens to happen next to the school building it can spread there

[jaunty path]

yeah thats pretty much a bomb

35 pounds of industrial batteries in a trash compactor

[nocturne bloom]

Last I looked its over a $1000 fine minimum

[jaunty path]

what could possibly go wrong

reminds me of my mom that used degreaser on dishes

for some reason

[zinc tiger]

LF3, tryna climb havoc. Im runnin psyker with the meta purg loadout

[jaunty path]

#vox-lfg-lexicanum

[abstract junco]

Never thought players could be this devoid of thought and logic but here we are

[knotty terrace]

heyo chat what y'all talking about

[gloomy tartan]

Telepathic giant spiders from space

[little marten]

Hrgnn

[knotty terrace]

i just called a Mon-keigh whatever the fuck that is

[remote glacier]

A slur in a ridiculous dead language

[tired inlet]

Failure through hubris is what I've called it; new players being twinked to T7 and T8 and thinking it's them that made it possible, rather thasn their 130+ friends and quickplay divers who were doing literally every objective

[knotty terrace]

should i feel insulted?

[tired inlet]

but I've been so busy with work I haven't even logged in since like.. Monday. It's been a 4-day workweek and I've been here for an average of 12 hours/day. Today I woke up at 5am and won't be home until 11pm.

[remote glacier]

No you should feel
Smug and superior

[nocturne bloom]

The issue was nobody being coordinated, players that were actively just killing other players (it was genuinely a thing) B U G D I V E R S, and reinforcement budget being global

[blazing ibex]

Cyberstan, cool.

[knotty terrace]

this was during a mission in darktide as well think it was a zealot that said that in text chat

[blazing ibex]

Vox Machines? Suck.

The major order? Not really well designed.

[nocturne bloom]

Vox machines aren't even that bad. The hardest part of the event was the players

[blazing ibex]

Well, Vox Machines themselves aren't bad.

It's their spawn rates.

[nocturne bloom]

They die too fast for me to notice tbh

[tired inlet]

So Eldar in WH40K believe themselves to be elevated beings. Because of that, back in the early iterations of WH40K, they referred to human beings as evolved simians, so called them "monkeys"; this is actually a very common sci-fi trope. However, it's not a good look to call, say, Salamanders a bunch of "monkeys" because a being that believes in its own supremacy calling darker skinned beings monkeys has... a bad history in Europe and especially formerly European colonized areas of the world in relationship to slavery and supremacy. So later iterations went and added some obfuscation to this and the Eldar has a word "Mon-keigh" to refer to human beings. It's effectively the exact same thing as before, but with enough obfuscation and abstraction that allows plausible deniability to the former.

[blazing ibex]

who the hell are you playing with to manage that

I've been bombarded by over 5 of em at a time

[remote glacier]

In rp accuse him of Hersey and fraternising with the enemy. Out of rp insult his choice of Faction.

[nocturne bloom]

They take like 15 seconds maybe to obliterate

20+ war striders throwing me around like a lot lizard was more annoying

[tired inlet]

the "everyone gets a 380mm for free" day was pretty wild, for sure.

[blazing ibex]

yeah

not easy when multiple of them are pressuring you

[visual vortex]

And not killing you

[blazing ibex]

Those guns are almost as bad as the bunker turrets

Good lord

[remote glacier]

Ah helldivers I recall with joy the week one railgun for everyone.

[blazing ibex]

I got sniped from angles that had my jaw dropped

[nocturne bloom]

Never had issues, I give them belly rubs

[visual vortex]

The difference between bunker turrets and war striders is that one doesnt give you fucking nausea and burned retinas

Or volley 16 grenades at you every five seconds

[nocturne bloom]

John Cyber Stan running over to curbstomp my ragdolled corpse:

[blazing ibex]

Nah he's gonna do a full on Tai Chi strike

[visual vortex]

I swear if there was like 2 war striders near you you're done

And if you didnt kill them on time patrols woth another would drop in

And then a clanker would call in reinforcements

That would add another

[tired inlet]

patrols are often the punishment for a lack of group coherence

[visual vortex]

Wait until you realize that you can walk AROUND patrols

🤯

[tired inlet]

like in darktide when your group abandons you and the game decides, "time to send 2 pox hounds and a trapper"

[visual vortex]

Would rather take a trapper over a pre-nerf warstrider

[tired inlet]

tosses autocannon turret and runs the opposite way

[visual vortex]

Pr just grenade them

[tired inlet]

autocannon turret was doin' work when I was at cyberstan.

[visual vortex]

I wouldve been on hd2 more

[tired inlet]

Ooh, the ED-209s are called war striders huh?

[visual vortex]

But see the game is kinda a fucking slog to go through

[tired inlet]

I've been calling them ED-209s

because they resemble ED-209s

and now we have the "Vox Casters" that are just big Johnny-5s

[visual vortex]

Dont act stupid

[tired inlet]

and Cyborgs which are Robocops

[visual vortex]

You know their name

[visual vortex]

They hardly resemble him

[tired inlet]

I actually did not. I've just been calling them ED-209s

[visual vortex]

I would backfire with proof but they always just flip you like an omelette rather than killing you unless they step on you

So fair there

But calling cyborgs fucking robocop is not even accurate enough to slide

[tired inlet]

robocop is a cyborg, and in Robocop 3, Robocop replaced his hand with a big fuck off gun like Mega-man

[abstract junco]

Helldivers 2: Where following objectives doesn't matter, because if you do...we'll just say an additional fleet just came in out of narnia, and also 2/3 of your playerbase doesn't do the objective anyway

[visual vortex]

Call them megaman then

[visual vortex]

Hd2: Where anything remotely fun or niche is nerfed into oblivion and lied about

[tired inlet]

Megaman is a robot

not a cyborg

Dr. Light invented Rock because his first version the Prototype Man (Protoman) failed to stop Dr. Wiley.

[visual vortex]

He looks like a cyborg

I dont care about the lore

If he looks like a cyborg= megaman

[tired inlet]

https://i0.wp.com/www.geeksofdoom.com/GoD/img/2017/03/robocop-3-collectors-edition-scream-factory-review-530x298.jpg

[visual vortex]

When i think of robocop i think of a sleek guy with a funny visor and sexy lips

[tired inlet]

Robocop 3 sucked because it wasn't Peter Weller

[visual vortex]

Not a bunch of wires and altoid cans strapped to a dude

[visual vortex]

Doesnt even look like the cyborg guns rither

Theirs are a lot more chunky

[tired inlet]

https://alexonfilm.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/robocoptwo1.jpg
It was a bunch of wires because there was never a lot of murphy's original body left
Due to the shotguns and stuff.

[visual vortex]

I was talking about the hd2 cyborgs

Not robocop

[tired inlet]

The Automaton Cyborgs are more organic as a percentage than Robocop, for sure.

[visual vortex]

Omfg

Im calling their armor to resemble wires and altoid cans

[tired inlet]

don't the armored ones look more like DeadSpace guy?

[visual vortex]

Ihhh

Id say the dead space 2 or three armor

[tired inlet]

still though

[whole glade]

up all night to get monke up all night to get monke

[tired inlet]

is it brass?

[whole glade]

nah

[tired inlet]

too bad; that's the funky kind

[whole glade]

funky monke

[tired inlet]

Brass Monkey junkie
That funky Monkey

[whole glade]

up all night to get monke

is the goons version of get luck by Daft Punk

[tired inlet]

right, I know; I was hijacking it to reference a Beastie Boys song from the 1980s

[lusty crown]

God i FUCKING hate the cliffhanger penance.

[modest flume]

Tell me about it, I've been coughing up my lungs for the last 2 weeks

By next week if my lungs are still hurting then I gotta get myself checked out, this shit is horrible

[hazy kestrel]

Reminds me of when I had Bronchitis.

Get it checked out now pal

Don’t let it fester

[modest flume]

It's that or pneumonia

[hazy kestrel]

🫂

My mentor resigned out of nowhere this week and a beloved co-worker died in some freak accident.

I didn’t know the deceased well, but it still numbed me for a few days.

[modest flume]

I know that feeling

[hazy kestrel]

I’m gonna have a bunch of new responsibilities now that my mentor is gone. Which is both good and terrifying.

[modest flume]

At my old job in Sanitation we stopped mid shift because a guy got crushed by his truck, didn't even know the guy nor did he work in our area but it was very deep

[blazing ibex]

Goodness this week has sucked for quite a few people

[hazy kestrel]

Yeah, the guy in at my place got crushed while working on his car this past weekend.

[modest flume]

The head of our department literally ordered us to stop for the day

[hazy kestrel]

My main boss took the announcement really hard. She and the guy jokingly referred to each other as work-spouses. They were very close, I’ve been told. So yeah, I can imagine the pain she’s going through atm. After losing such a partner with a fun work dynamic.

Anyways, that’s enough of that. I need to get back to mentally decompressing after all this.

[visual vortex]

Give it another two

You'll survive

Make some soup and tea with honey

[modest flume]

I've been drinking that shit nonstop

[visual vortex]

If u do it without getting checked out then ill give you a kiss and feet pics

[modest flume]

Soup, tea with honey and lemon, sometimes even plain hot water with honey

I'm getting better.. I think, just annoying dealing with this cough and sore lungs

[sleek harness]

This seems more like a curse

[tired inlet]

I got that super early from the smelter level on the hordes coming up to the broken bridge right before final event

[lusty crown]

Yep, in just got it from the same mission

[tired inlet]

if you can afford it, see a doctor; there was a nasty "superflu" that's still spreading from fukken December that can feel like a bad cold/bronchitis/pneumonia but isn't.

[quaint moss]

what is the requirement for that one

[tired inlet]

Kill 20 enemies within 2 seconds by knocking them off the ledge

[lusty crown]

7*

[tired inlet]

so kill enemies via fall damage effectively

Oh, it used to be 20

back when we had to darktide up hill, in the snow, both ways

[visual vortex]

i was hgoping you'd pop back in

thought about it for a moment

you said that eagles are American propaganda right?

[tired inlet]

Well, "Bald Eagles" are often times used as a prop to stand for American "exceptionalism" or "imperialism"; but the Eagle as a symbol has been a thing since the Roman Empire and before.

hence why Austria, Germany, and the like still use it; any nation which claimed descendence as the next True Rome

[visual vortex]

i wasnt asking you

[tired inlet]

Also Prussia, Russia (Czarist), and even Mexico has one if I recall..eating a snake

[quaint moss]

oh thats sounds easy, whats the diffculty. does it not register correctly or somin

[abstract junco]

I remember playing when the Breaker-Railgun duo was good

they genuinely hate fun

[visual vortex]

AH?

yeah

[quaint moss]

RIP poor breaker shotgun

might as well tickle your enimies to death

[visual vortex]

that's the one with the big mag right?

[abstract junco]

It used to be beautiful

[abstract junco]

I think it used to be

it was the full auto one

nerfed into oblivion

[visual vortex]

yeah that one

AH nerfed all shotguns

beyond the superstore one

AH is probably the only company i think you ever make a shotgun feel awful to use

[sleek harness]

Raziel is my secondary account don't worry

[visual vortex]

lies

he's european

you're brazilian

[sleek harness]

Me when I lie on the internet

[abstract junco]

I think their method of "balancing" things is just continuously nerf everything so its all equally shit therefore everything is used

[green beacon]

foolish skaven is my alt dw

[abstract junco]

rather than trying to make the game fun

[sleek harness]

I don't even know who you are

You can't control me

[green beacon]

cro didn't they like buff the hell out of everything like not that long ago

[quaint moss]

yarp

[abstract junco]

I think they did but they'll probably renerf it all in due time

I havent played in a bit though, even with the buffs it felt miserable

[green beacon]

half the complaints I see abt hd2 is that it's too easy etc etc

[sleek harness]

Not really, they stopped doing so after being beaten up by the traumatized community after the nerfs they did to popular weapons

Which weren't needed

[abstract junco]

Thats good

[sleek harness]

Now they fear doing any nerf to a strong weapon

And the community will whine if they do so

Very romantic relationship of dev and fans ngl

[green beacon]

dueling sword/plas gun chuds on their way to review bomb the game because of 1 (one) statement by fatshark:

[sleek harness]

We are talking about Helldivers 2

[green beacon]

same principle

[jaunty path]

poopdivers 2

[tacit geode]

And those bastards do it here too!

[sleek harness]

Who

[quaint moss]

honestly, even though people say that there is, i feel that the communities insight changes little of what the devs are going to do
(unexist warstriders pls)

[sleek harness]

You guys seem chill

You are the only humans

[quaint moss]

NUH UH

[tacit geode]

Less specifically here more generally the community

[sleek harness]

You are human Grog

[tacit geode]

Go on reddit and suggest a pick pocket nerf right now

[sleek harness]

Even if I call you all freaks

[quaint moss]

:3 rattata

[green beacon]

@loosh

damn

[sleek harness]

Who is loosh

[quaint moss]

delete
veteran
ogryn
psyker
zealot
arbities
hive scum
boom easy nerf :3

[visual vortex]

the AH way

[green beacon]

legitimately saw someone on the reddit when Arby's was released suggest that they should get an infinite ammo aura

[tacit geode]

They legit idiots over there

[quaint moss]

i avoid reddit, unless its tech

[visual vortex]

they will never actually change real stats but change the percentage of a weapon

[sleek harness]

I bet some of them will defend Havoc's ranking system

[jaunty path]

redditors as usual

[quaint moss]

:D reddit is disgusting

[jaunty path]

Ok if they added red weapons, what should their special thing be

[green beacon]

honestly I'm chill with the ranking system except for the deranks

[quaint moss]

weapon, but red

[jaunty path]

special tier is what I mean

[tacit geode]

They don't instead they do an even more annoying thing

Posts like "Party finder sucks I can't get games" and they're clearance 10 with a shit build trying to join havoc 40s

[sleek harness]

When Helldivers 2 community is separated into 3 different reddit communities you know the thing is bad

[tacit geode]

3? There's like 8 of them

[sleek harness]

3 main ones

[quaint moss]

damn

[tacit geode]

Helldivers
Helldivers 2
Lowsodiumhelldivers?

[green beacon]

vermintide 1 red weapons where it's a preset blessing/property combo

[jaunty path]

uhhh. So a third blessing?

[green beacon]

idk

[inland mantle]

Could be lazy and go the VT2 way just have it roll with max stats

[sleek harness]

One is very clean of complains and is the technically the official since the devs only look at this reddit
One has bad moderation
And one is full of man child's that like to complain about the game

[sleek harness]

Helldivers
Helldivers 2
Helldivers 2 unfiltered

[green beacon]

that's just gold weapons but maxed out

[inland mantle]

Let you go past 80% I would image

But either way I hope they never add red weapons

No one likes rng

[sleek harness]

Green

Warpstone guy

[inland mantle]

What

[green beacon]

I hate the Vermintide 2 crafting system lowk

actually not lowk highk it sucks

[visual vortex]

Hey skaven

[sleek harness]

Just saying hi

Saying people's name is like saying hi

[inland mantle]

🤔

[visual vortex]

Skaven if you've never seen an eagle outside of American propaganda then does that make every Cadian American due to their eagle motif?

[sleek harness]

Dude it's 40k

You still living in the past?

What a loser

[visual vortex]

Yeah

[sleek harness]

Yeah America is dead

Eagles too

[visual vortex]

I live in the 1850

When we could bury politicians alive

[sleek harness]

Isn't it before America was recognized as the "Liberty" place?

[visual vortex]

No tbey buried politicians alive if they didnt support the idea of america separating

[quaint moss]

rock, i need more wisdom

if i play darktide today

what class

[fluid gust]

tech priest

[long sigil]

huh

we have inquisitor in this discord?

[whole glade]

whats the WE culture again?

[visual vortex]

vet

[whole glade]

roman?

[long sigil]

uh

dont know

[quaint moss]

fall

[whole glade]

me niether

[visual vortex]

why

[inland mantle]

Starts with a O

[quaint moss]

peak

[tired inlet]

it's not hard per se, and I think it was Malice at the time; but you just gotta wait for a horde and stomp/scream them and ensure it's the fall that kills them, not your team mates or your soulflame ... mthat's why the smelter is so popular for it

[tired inlet]

Like, I have Scottish ancestry but that's my ethnicity, not my nationality.

I work in the Gulf Coast of the U.S.

[visual vortex]

okay

cool

[tired inlet]

like a few miles from the Gulf of Mexico.

[quaint moss]

might be easier to do on auric if possible

[tired inlet]

High Intensity makes it easier due to larger horde sizes

so you're right on the money

[quaint moss]

yarp yarp

honestly suprised i havent gotten it on accident playing oggy

since he has 200%

power

[visual vortex]

ew mexico

[long sigil]

why

mexico cool

[tired inlet]

I don't live in Mexico.

[long sigil]

acually

i dont know mexico well

anyway

i like palmtree with beach

🏝️

[astral basin]

Mrm

[quaint moss]

i have big ass hands

[whole glade]

i love slop marine 2

[quaint moss]

mouse to small

[astral basin]

Did they release techy yet?

Ik its soon but

[whole glade]

no

this thursday

[sleek harness]

You won't believe on what I am playing right now

For 1 hour straight

[whole glade]

sam

[astral basin]

Cant wait for an auto gunstrike melee class

[quaint moss]

metal gear rizing: revengance

[sleek harness]

Finally a class that gives Iron Hands love

[whole glade]

so me

[astral basin]

Oh yeah

Id imagine iron hands champ would be techy

[sleek harness]

Iron hands is one of the only 2 chapters that can have Tech Astrates

Without joining the tech priest faction itself

[whole glade]

top 5 legion btw

[sleek harness]

I mean

Yeah

It's pretty much deserved after they literally replace their body parts and suppressed their emotions

Expect rage and fury

They need to keep that after they had a mass corruption

[astral basin]

Im not a book nerd. I wouldnt know about ih love

[sleek harness]

Ih love

I think it's one of the simplests chapter stories

If you don't count the ones that have their stories a secret or forgotten

[whole glade]

1st

DA

NL

[visual vortex]

Carcharodons

[whole glade]

IH

[visual vortex]

🤤

[whole glade]

yes them too

[sleek harness]

I did said one of

[sleek harness]

Carcharodons have their founding story kept a secret on Terra for some reason

[astral basin]

Hmmm.

[visual vortex]

Yes

Good

Some actual mystery in the fucking 41st millennium

[modern bobcat]

they'll give us an Iron Hands champ but he'll be something dumb probably, like the Salamanders sniper

[astral basin]

I like. Power sword melee
Dark Angels too flowery, DG too gross

[sleek harness]

GW will drop the Carcharodon lore like the Epstein files

[whole glade]

dark angels are what

excuse my french

[visual vortex]

I wouldnt be surprised

[astral basin]

Ancestral french yes you are bayou bitch

[visual vortex]

Then Tyberos turns out to be a girl boss

[astral basin]

No excuses needed

[whole glade]

add german bitch

[visual vortex]

And she girlbosses everywhere

[sleek harness]

Carcharodons were founded in || || by || ||

[whole glade]

no slander will fall apond the best legion astartes

the Dark Angels

[visual vortex]

Okay

Cool

[astral basin]

Yeah no DA is flowery
Too much pageantry and robes
Like. Straight Arthurian politik type shi

With cold war doctrine

[whole glade]

bc theyre knights?

yeah

i want robes and hoods

[visual vortex]

No they arent

[astral basin]

Its not a strike against them but
Sometimes too muvh is too much

[visual vortex]

They are super soldiers in space

[whole glade]

space knights*

are what SMs are

[visual vortex]

Incorrect

[whole glade]

nah

[visual vortex]

Space msrines are enhanced men that proved themselves worthy

Knights are people that were born into that blood

And learned chivalry

And protected lord manors

[whole glade]

so calibanines?

[astral basin]

Like. Just give the mfs buvket helms and antlers at this point if you wanna be that arthurian

[whole glade]

like the GENE-SEED

[astral basin]

Gene Seed

[visual vortex]

Gene-seed is injected

By knight i mean it was in their family for ages

[whole glade]

they use M8

[astral basin]

Gene Seed is the way primarchs copulate

[jaunty path]

Oh they do that by having sex right

[whole glade]

close enough

[visual vortex]

Blood

Or whatever

Idfk

[jaunty path]

So sex

[visual vortex]

Space marines are castrated chemically

They physically cannot fuck

[jaunty path]

Oh wait.

Nvm.

[whole glade]

missus

i got to part 5

[visual vortex]

I am so glad that everyone here doesnt run GW lore because they'd run it further off the cliff it's going down

[whole glade]

i know a fair bunch of SM lore

[jaunty path]

No I stopped my joke because I remembered aspirant lore

Lmao

[visual vortex]

Then you'd know they arent real knights then

Cool

👍

[astral basin]

It’s technological biomancy
Like halo
If the chems halsey used were super rare psychic materials that can be retrieved via dna

[whole glade]

as the DA and black templars are fucking knights

[visual vortex]

I mever said they also werent knights

They're also super soldiers in space

👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨

[quaint moss]

greek party

[whole glade]

wait till bro realizes the all legions came from the da which are le knights

[astral basin]

I forgot bt actually had bucket helms and antlers in their stuff
Anither strike to being some emo self insert chapter soaking all the good stuffs

[visual vortex]

Wait till bro realizes that knights were average humans born of noble blood on earth

[whole glade]

dont rope us emos and goth into Space marines

[visual vortex]

Which are le humans

[whole glade]

which imperium is le humans

[visual vortex]

Humans grom the future

Not the dark ages

🧠

When my brain functions at full power the world will fucking tremble because ill get even more dense

[astral basin]

Primarchs. Born of the emperor
Their genes used to make marines
Pretty “bloodlines” if you ask me

[whole glade]

DAMN

[visual vortex]

Mow you're stretching it

[modern bobcat]

you think they milk primarchs like prize bulls to get all that gene seed?

[visual vortex]

That's injected blood

[whole glade]

goal post

GOAL POST

[visual vortex]

Wtf does that mean

Buzzword

[whole glade]

you moved the goalpost bubbs

[visual vortex]

What is a goalpost

Anyways i guess i can logically inject my blood into other people to become my family now

Idk SoL said it's very bloodlines

[whole glade]

dna will still be there for a while

[visual vortex]

Wait til bro realizes that i have le HIV

Epic goalpost

[whole glade]

and we come from distant ancestors so

[visual vortex]

50,000 reddit gold

[astral basin]

Another thing to note about knights
A lot of bastard children and merchants kids elevated due to public status

[visual vortex]

Children arent real

Checkmate

🎊

[whole glade]

Oll

Space mairines came from the dark angels

thats lore

[visual vortex]

Okay

That's lore

Where di Dark acute angles come from

[whole glade]

caliban

[visual vortex]

They cane from a shakespeare character?

[whole glade]

erm

i think da planet

[visual vortex]

Erm

That's an actual character

[whole glade]

i know

[visual vortex]

Okay

[whole glade]

the dark angels is a le poem

:3c

[visual vortex]

Did they fome from him though

[whole glade]

based of Shakespear

[visual vortex]

Is that in lore though

[visual vortex]

Based off

[whole glade]

maybe

[visual vortex]

Keywords

Buzzwords even

[whole glade]

mayhaps

[visual vortex]

Goalpost even

[whole glade]

sportsball

[visual vortex]

Soccer even

[whole glade]

football

[visual vortex]

Karate even

[abstract junco]

Go red team! Go blue team!

[whole glade]

fr

[visual vortex]

Red better than blue

[whole glade]

nah

its pink

[visual vortex]

Pink is red

[whole glade]

(im colorblind asf)

[visual vortex]

But runt red

[astral basin]

Pretty sure dudes drunk or smth

[visual vortex]

Who

[whole glade]

me everyday

[visual vortex]

Who's drunk sol

Sol who's drunk

Drunk

Dunk

[nocturne bloom]

i made wine in my houses hallway

[modern bobcat]

Trollpheist is on a roll

[nocturne bloom]

just tried it

now, im stuck on what gun to buy next

im leaning on getting a winchester 1897 thats near

[abstract junco]

Remington 870

[quaint moss]

GO MY FAVORITE SPORTS TEAM ™

[nocturne bloom]

i have an 870

lol

[astral basin]

Its i against i, and me against you…

[abstract junco]

My friend does too and thats like one of 3 guns I know

[nocturne bloom]

i think i have around 60 ish

[visual vortex]

who the hell is Trollpheist

[quaint moss]

share

[visual vortex]

yeah who's drunk

im curious

[abstract junco]

60 unregistered shotguns to be given out to the homeless

alongside buzzballs

[visual vortex]

lock in @astral basin

[quaint moss]

video card fr

[nocturne bloom]

dont gotta register shit in the lower eastern side of the US

[abstract junco]

Floridaman

[nocturne bloom]

nah

im closer to Canada

like a 2 hour drive in fact

[quaint moss]

?_? you register yours (im joking)

register, never met her

[whole glade]

i can see the smokies from my back yard :3

so i have the better views

[abstract junco]

Lets go Canada🇨🇦 🇨🇦 🇨🇦

Nova Scotia #1

[quaint moss]

death road to canada

[whole glade]

loses at hockey

[nocturne bloom]

nova flooded my state with shit smelling smoke twice

idk how i feel about them

[quaint moss]

ganja,

[abstract junco]

On behalf of the province of Nova Scotia:
Whoops! Our bad!

[nocturne bloom]

good

[whole glade]

i wil eat one of you

[nocturne bloom]

kinky

[abstract junco]

vore

[nocturne bloom]

[abstract junco]

I dont judge