general-chat

[main zephyr]

lol

i use the double barrel

[gloomy tartan]

Oh yeah chain axe

[main zephyr]

for deleting reapers mostly

[gloomy tartan]

Honestly anything with a chain

I like having a teammate using

Feels like the chain bros

The three musketeers

My chainsword says kark this on the side

And has teeth painted on it so it’s sharper

[primal flax]

That’s like me when I go into public and spot another guy with a big beard. I feel it.

[gloomy tartan]

Like

Mocking ppl who can’t grow facial hair

Is fun

And I’m tired of pretending it’s not

Just lock in and grow a beard

[primal flax]

To be fair, some peoples facial hair is shit.

And should never attempt

[astral laurel]

I have the most amazing goddamn muttonchops

But I can no longer grow a goatee

[dire kayak]

after helldivers im gonna go paint a helbrute :3

[gloomy tartan]

They should know it’s shit

[primal flax]

I’ve got some ork boyz I’ve been meaning to paint for a year. Maybe I’ll do those this weekend

[restive walrus]

I got a friend to 3d print me the mutant from darktide, ive never painted a mini before so hes just say grey and alone

also my local gw closed, would have asked them for a intro to painting grrrr

[whole glade]

ugh i love vet range stance

[restive walrus]

i love it too, hellbore is sick with it

[lethal solstice]

First first step, prime it
Get a rattlecan of white primer or smth and coat it

Paint has a hard time sticking to anything shiny

[whole glade]

heavy laspistol go brrr

[primal flax]

To add to this, if you get GW white primer, shake the ever loving shit out of the can. Leave it in a warm place for a day or so and legit shake for 5 minutes.

I find GW white from the can is oily. Seperates from the paint easily, so if you don’t shake it enough, you’ll get a weird thin coat

[lethal solstice]

Most citadel paint needs heavy shaking

[primal flax]

Not wrong there

[gloomy tartan]

Most things in life need heavy shaking

It’s applicable to anything

[primal flax]

I always shake my hamburgers before I eat them. Gets the juices flowing.

[gloomy tartan]

Bombs work better once shaken

That’s why they shake them in the bomber planes

Like a ice shaker

[dire kayak]

even me :3

[marsh iris]

shakin' it

[gloomy tartan]

Who wants to help me do my penance

[sleek harness]

Like being shot by a heavy gunner?

[twin flower]

How does that shake you

[quaint moss]

good soup

[gloomy tartan]

Imagine Uber

But for getting shaked

Bro

It lagged when someone joined my match

And I went down

Fuckinbullshit lol

[whole glade]

me when

uhh

sawas

[floral dragon]

Yo yo

Getting a little late but gonna level my veteran some more

My wife works nights and hasn't had a night off in a while so we hung out a bit and watched The Boys. I've watched it but rewatching it and she likes it

[kind vault]

Hi, does anyone know what time the update will be today?

[stark bobcat]

There is an update today?

[floral dragon]

I didn't realize

[jaunty path]

we dont know

[floral dragon]

Hey Missus

[jaunty path]

hi dan

[kind vault]

Yes, the update for Ogres the new skill tree.

[elder merlin]

[gloomy tartan]

What’s y’all’s main

[dire kayak]

psyker

[gloomy tartan]

Taking a census

Gotchya, witch

[slim flicker]

vetran

[sleek harness]

Goober

It's 2 am

Go to sleep

[dire kayak]

5am actually

[sleek harness]

By the way

Guess the song I am listening

[dire kayak]

uhhhh

[sleek harness]

Theres beat in the name

And it's 2 words

[dire kayak]

uhhhhhhhhh

[sleek harness]

It's silly

[twin flower]

Beat the Rat

[sleek harness]

2 words I said

[twin flower]

Rat Beats

[sleek harness]

I said beat not beats

But yes it's called Rat Beat

[twin flower]

Beat Rats

[sleek harness]

You want the link?

[twin flower]

Ye alright

[sleek harness]

https://youtu.be/Fi7dzo1_XRI?si=7pT2yUAcJ2Wjc6I4

[dire kayak]

how much blackstone do i have to give you

[twin flower]

Im surpised i got it lmao, I wasnt serious

[sleek harness]

Warpstone you mean

300

[dire kayak]

no no

blackstone

the currency in mechanicus

[sleek harness]

Warpstone

Now

[twin flower]

[quaint moss]

i miss my wife mark

[sleek harness]

You don't

Come play Helldivers 2 with the boys

[quaint moss]

oh?

are you on

[sleek harness]

No

It's 2 am dude

I am tired

[dire kayak]

couldnt be me

[quaint moss]

ah its 12, and im play ror2

[dire kayak]

i play ror2 as well

[sleek harness]

Grog did you saw the song

[quaint moss]

what song

also listen 🤓 /j

[sleek harness]

Oh my god

He didn't

What a loser

[quaint moss]

saw, like jigsaw

[sleek harness]

Did you saw it or not

If you didn't heres the link

[restive walrus]

do we think we will get new weapons int the next patch?

if we even GET one from the hands of these LAZY swedes smh

[gloomy tartan]

A flare fun

[rustic basin]

the vetaran/soldier with gun is annoying in team. Do not leave anything for me to kill >.<
Dont play soldier 😝

[dire kayak]

i feel so cool marching a kastelan robot into battle in mechanicus

[gloomy tartan]

Humans yearn to March in formation

[next iris]

Play more to unlock harder difficulty

More enemies there.

[whole glade]

i love watch my fav gay white man stream re4 on mobile

[dire kayak]

i just beat the fuck out of a necron lord in mechanicus

i didnt give the guy a single chance to fight back

he just sat there as my kastelan torched him, and my magos beat him up with the power axe

[timber elk]

is doing the yamcha defeat pose on the floor

[whole glade]

my fatass fr just broke my fuckin chair

[quaint moss]

no i didnt

[sleek harness]

Lazy

https://youtu.be/Fi7dzo1_XRI?si=7pT2yUAcJ2Wjc6I4

Watch it

[fiery wave]

Are you trying to be an ingredient for lamb stew now, Lamb Stew?

[timber elk]

No….im just tired of cyberstan ma’am

[sleek harness]

Cyberstan is over by

Tomorrow

Thank god

Finally the bots can win

[fiery wave]

Play something else.

[timber elk]

I will once the major order is over

[sleek harness]

Lamb signed that contracted

[timber elk]

FOR 3 WEEKS

3 MOTHERFUCKING WEEKS

[sleek harness]

He needs to complete a major order before resting

[fiery wave]

Wot?

[fiery wave]

Wot?

[sleek harness]

Contract

[timber elk]

For 3 weeks I been talking about this dog ass planet

[sleek harness]

Not really talking

[fiery wave]

Yes and?

[sleek harness]

Complaining

[timber elk]

THIS SHITHOLE BACKWATER PLANET

WHERE THE TOASTER FUCKERS ARE ANNOYING

[fiery wave]

I have been hiding away because I don't get it.

[sleek harness]

Lamb can I show you a song that makes you forget Cyberstan

[timber elk]

I already seen the rat beat

[sleek harness]

Listen to it again

[timber elk]

Ugh

Fine

I feel a tiny bit better

[sleek harness]

My water taste like orange juice

I probably put it close to the sausages again

[fiery wave]

Just look at art of a vet not quite sneaking her hand into the front... Wait ng on this server.

[dire kayak]

do i need to call the magos again?

[sleek harness]

The mangos?

[dire kayak]

the tech-priest

to fix your pipes

[sleek harness]

Who the hell is Techpriest Mangos

[rain pilot]

[fiery wave]

How?

[sleek harness]

I don't know

It just

[fiery wave]

Why does your sausages taste of oranges???

[sleek harness]

It doesn't

It's the water

I put it close to the sausages

[rain pilot]

The water is funky

[sleek harness]

It's not tap water

Just making it clear

[rain pilot]

Awwwwh

I have the weird urge to give a massage

[sleek harness]

No

[rain pilot]

Not you

[sleek harness]

Shut up

It's for me now

Tell me

[rain pilot]

What

[sleek harness]

The message

[rain pilot]

You know what a massage is right?

[sleek harness]

A message

[rain pilot]

Massage

Ye silly rat

[dire kayak]

meow

[rain pilot]

Howdy

[sleek harness]

Have you called Mangos yet?

I do need to fix my pipes

For free

[dire kayak]

we need to fight some necrons first
we need 584 blackstone to pay him

[sleek harness]

Warpstone

[rain pilot]

Nothing is free in this world

[sleek harness]

Yes it is

[fiery wave]

Then do so.

[rain pilot]

Got no one to massage

[fiery wave]

Not even yourself?

[rain pilot]

Muscles too stiff for my hands

Need more grip strength

[dire kayak]

hive fleet leviathan on its way

[sleek harness]

Lazy

[rain pilot]

I got a nerve condition

[marsh iris]

nervous?

[rain pilot]

I feel my muscles constantly

Like little worms wiggling in there

[marsh iris]

you need more body salt

[rain pilot]

Or feeling like they are pulling each other apart

[rain pilot]

I got meds for it

[marsh iris]

[rain pilot]

Once I get a computer desk

I might actually ask for pro tips

I am soon reaching the learning bottle neck of self teaching

[dire kayak]

i finally got the motivation to start painting my helbrute

[gloomy tartan]

Cadia!

[visual vortex]

I will let u massage me

I need massage

[winged oasis]

Huh I just heard a lobby voiceline where Alice hallowette (best girl) might be trading with xenos

[lethal solstice]

Yeah she does that

Highly profitable

They have all the good tech

[timber elk]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! I JUST HAD A LEVEL 9 HELLDIVER ON A D10 MISSION!!!!

[ashen solar]

so does hivescum just make anything below havoc unfun if theyre gun build

[lethal solstice]

Yeah basically

Psyker does too

[modern bobcat]

I was doing my weekly contract on my Ogryn with slab shield

[dire kayak]

WHY ARE SO MANY LOW LEVELS ON D10

[modern bobcat]

and inferno psyker in my Auric literally melted everything before I could hit it

[lethal solstice]

Cause its not that hard

Just a big slog

[timber elk]

I don’t know!

[modern bobcat]

worse when you get a tox grenade hive scum and everything melts before you can even get close enough to hit it

[lethal solstice]

You can get a kit that can deal with d10 on budget and supply them with a weakspots sheet

[marsh iris]

Cyborg plants in d10 lmao

[lethal solstice]

It'll go just fine

[timber elk]

I’m actually losing my fucking mind

I’m SO SICK OF THIS SHITHOLE OF A PLANET

[lethal solstice]

Then just

Leave

[timber elk]

ITS WORSE THAN ATOMA

[lethal solstice]

You don't have to be there

Whole imperial frontier to fight on

[dire kayak]

thank GOD it ends soon

[winged oasis]

erm, just find them first 🤓 ☝️

[modern bobcat]

not happening as slab shield ogryn

[winged oasis]

at least ping them for your actually shoot friends to do

how often does fatshark actually release new commodore cosmetics

[lethal solstice]

Never

Actually I think like once in prehistory

[modern bobcat]

They release new reskins though

[winged oasis]

[modern bobcat]

We might get new skins for Skulls soon though

New skins for the DLCs is becoming increasingly unlikely

[jaunty path]

The thing is

unless darktide gets like

[delicate vapor]

dear diary JACKPOT

[jaunty path]

the equivalent of a space marine in popularity

its not happening

gw has little reason to give this game as much attention

[delicate vapor]

[marsh iris]

E

[jaunty path]

When games like space marine 2 exists

we're going to starve.

[dire kayak]

"yeeeahhh! who won the lottery! i did!"

[delicate vapor]

i got ice cream who wants sum

[jaunty path]

me

[dire kayak]

me

[delicate vapor]

[dire kayak]

:3

[delicate vapor]

[dire kayak]

i vote to cannibalize skaven when the hunger gets bad

[jaunty path]

playing darktide really is not a good idea

this game is a bit frustrating

especially with lag

[delicate vapor]

ah yea

although i still continue to play

[jaunty path]

unfortunately

me as well.

[dire kayak]

same here

[delicate vapor]

THIS GAME SUCKS still plays

[dire kayak]

i would hope this game randomly gets a bunch of popularity but we all know thats not gonna happen

[winged oasis]

TIL the goofy crackheads we see in darktide promotional stuff have names

they're the darktide seven lol https://warhammer-40k-darktide.fandom.com/wiki/Darktide_7

[feral vessel]

Good morning Atoma.

[dire kayak]

haiiii

mrrp :3

[feral vessel]

how are you today so far gooba

[dire kayak]

im alrighttt

[torn lichen]

Problem I have with it is losing connection often during a game. It runs smoothly for me now

[gloomy tartan]

Every time I’m doing a fun streak some shit lags and ruins it lol

[modern bobcat]

more like the dork tide 7

[obtuse oak]

It has a healthy playerbase already

[bleak sleet]

I want more guns

[obtuse oak]

The only way to increase its popularity would be with pretty sweeping changes to give it more mass appeal, but that would inevitably tarnish what makes Darktide Darktide

[winged oasis]

zola personally kills you with her bare hands

[amber delta]

just add Titus to Darktide

[south mica]

darktitus

[amber delta]

incredible pfp

[delicate vapor]

[amber delta]

[south mica]

👍

[delicate vapor]

[stuck wasp]

Remember when people complained (and quite a few left) when FS said that the game was still gonna focus on melee combat 💀

[obtuse oak]

No, I wasn't even aware of Darktide's existence during that time lol

I didn't show up until after it released when a friend gifted me the game because it had Ogryns in it and I used to play an Ogryn character in a tabletop RP we did together

[amber delta]

from the first teaser I thought DT was going to be a coop horror game

[quaint moss]

:3

[amber delta]

not that I'm disappointed with what we got, but I still think about that from time to time

[quaint moss]

[twin flower]

I just remember seeing the bolter

and I was like "I want it"

[quaint moss]

Wrong message, ;-;

[stuck wasp]

used to play an Ogryn character in a tabletop RP
Based 🤝

[amber delta]

[twin flower]

[quaint moss]

[stuck wasp]

The teaser did give the horror vibe from facing an unumberable horde

Same for the VT1/2 games

[dire kayak]

sameee

[zenith pollen]

Good mornin

[dire kayak]

haiiii

[twin flower]

Mornin

[zenith pollen]

Hows it goin

[tacit geode]

And look at you now

[stuck wasp]

Forced to deal with us

[winged oasis]

what counts as armored enemies for armored bane

[dire kayak]

mwehehehehe

[tacit geode]

Scab ragers, crushers, maulers, moebian 21st groaners too

[winged oasis]

aight

so all my time crusher hunting with krak hasnt gone to waste

[jaunty path]

I saw an ogyrn w 5 wounds bruh

[dire kayak]

eaten

my wounds now

[jaunty path]

Tf are you doing bruh

5 wounds

[dire kayak]

zealot needs to be able to have 20 wounds

unplayable

[jaunty path]

Hmm

A 2 wound curio would be nice

[dire kayak]

true,,,

[jaunty path]

Just make it extra rare

[dire kayak]

i feel weird not having at least 3 wounds though

[zenith pollen]

What is the Perfect ammount of wounds?

[urban valley]

depends on how much health you class has, but generally the less wounds, the better

[dire kayak]

553 million

personally i always go for 3

cause i suck at the game and get downed

[jaunty path]

You don't need wounds is the thing.

Sure. one extra wound is ok

But you are tweaking bringing like another

Or a third

[zenith pollen]

I usually had all trinkets +1 wound

So i had a shit ton of wounds

[dire kayak]

what about for martyr zealot?

[obtuse oak]

haha yeah

[jaunty path]

Tbh its not that bad but its a real moment seeing it

[jaunty path]

Married w a wife and kid

Absolutely miserable state of life

[jaunty path]

That's just needed

On ogyrn you're doing some real clown shit

[dire kayak]

taking 3 extra wounds isn't really even that effective too
if you're really good and can mitigate the reduced max health/max toughness you have then the extra corruption capacity does nothing for you, so it's only good if you're bad at the game and need the extra corruption capacity

[jaunty path]

Extra wounds means extra reliance on your team mate picking you up

When the chances can be slim as fuck on auric

[mossy solstice]

wound curios are useless unles you're a martyrdom zealot. that's it. they have no further use

[jaunty path]

Know for a fact I am prepared to leave you behind if you drop on your ass getting perri'd by 5 crushers

[mossy solstice]

though I could see psykers using one on high havoc

[dire kayak]

im terrible at the game so on all my operatives (except ogryn) i take 1 extra wound

but that's really it

[jaunty path]

Take health or toughness

And learn how to dodge and push

[mossy solstice]

yeah, why not just add extra health or toughness to expand your chances of survival?

[jaunty path]

And use crusher

[twin flower]

I mean its there for people to use as crutches imo

[dire kayak]

i guess so

[jaunty path]

Its not a crutch if its piss useless lmao

Don't get cornered

[mossy solstice]

I see an ogryn with 6 wounds, I'll leaving his ass on the floor

[jaunty path]

HAHAHAHAHAHABABABAHAABAB

Yeah

Its fucked

[zenith pollen]

And traits for them all are 4 % ability faster recharge, 12% stamina faster recharge and 20% defense against gunners

[jaunty path]

I used to have the first one

Now its 12 revive speed up

[dire kayak]

tbh i am a little clueless with curios and stuff
like i had to get bushman to help me with my blessings and perks because the ones i chose sucked

[jaunty path]

36% speed up means more clutches...

[dire kayak]

i don't have that much time in this game

[zenith pollen]

There is quite some lore behind why i have it all this way

[twin flower]

Nothing wrong with that lmao

[amber delta]

maxxing out of res speed just to abandon downed teammates anyway

[twin flower]

Some people can be a bit of an elitist when it comes to DT

[jaunty path]

If they keep playin like dumbasses yea

[mossy solstice]

just like Handmaidens in VT2 refuse to revive teammates when it's their fucking job

[dire kayak]

oh you haven't seen me yet

[jaunty path]

Common thing that kills people in this game is trying to save someone else

[nocturne bloom]

Finally made all the BiS lance armor in MH Wilds tonight

[zenith pollen]

You should see souls comunnity

[nocturne bloom]

[jaunty path]

Did you romance a T rex yet

[amber delta]

I still try to res dumbasses because they can always tank a couple of hits

[dire kayak]

i make very dumb decisions all the time

[zenith pollen]

TRUE some people when they see someone on the ground they dont give a fuck they run up trying to pick you up when there are gunners and snipers pointing at him

[twin flower]

Well the genre sorta requires it

[dire kayak]

and sometimes accidentally steal medicae or shoot a burster

[jaunty path]

Run in circles when overwhelmed.

You walk just slightly slower than most enemies

[mossy solstice]

haven't played any souls games since DS3, is the community still a mishmash of wholesome sunbros and insufferable PvP elitists?

[jaunty path]

BIG circles

[twin flower]

I never really went into any souls games for the PvP so idk about the latter

[nocturne bloom]

No, but it keeps putting me on Asian servers since I set it to worldwide and I basically do nothing and get everything

[jaunty path]

Freeloader

[zenith pollen]

And insufferable PvE elitsts

[amber delta]

git gud

[jaunty path]

Scrake you didn't happen to meet a zealot named nadia right

[dire kayak]

i will be beating you with hammers if i do this and i get downed

[mossy solstice]

just don't get hit bro (c) literally any gaming community

[zenith pollen]

Depends i seen many names why do you ask

[nocturne bloom]

Not really, a surprising amount of people over there dont know how to fight Zoh and I save them every time

[jaunty path]

You weren't a smite psyker right..

[nocturne bloom]

Only fight where you HAVE to have a specific element type

[zenith pollen]

.... How do you KNOW THAT

[jaunty path]

[zenith pollen]

Yes im a smite player

[dire kayak]

[jaunty path]

Did this zealot shit talk you

[dire kayak]

bites you (hardly)

[zenith pollen]

I dont remember anyone talkin shit to me happens in daily basis

What name that psyker had?

[modern bobcat]

asserting dominance - tea bag them as well

[jaunty path]

Don't remember

[obtuse oak]

oh sure but that has nothing to do with darktide

[zenith pollen]

Are you assuming i was in your game?

[jaunty path]

I was just a crusher zealot:p

[zenith pollen]

What weapons did he had

[obtuse oak]

i was making a joke about how being a moderator for you idiots is a miserable experience

[dire kayak]

crusher is so yummy,,,,

[jaunty path]

Don't remember that either

[jaunty path]

Oh what you don't like reading my messages? Rude..

[zenith pollen]

And when did this happen?

[modern bobcat]

you will tell your grandkids one day about it

[mossy solstice]

at least you get to have a name with a special colour

[jaunty path]

Idk a day or so ago i think

Im horrible w time

[amber delta]

I met my gf through DT she was playing ogryn and shittalking me for being a lil sissy psyker it was love at first sight

[zenith pollen]

Nah it wasnt me then days ago i was playing a veteran

[jaunty path]

Pretty sure im an elitist

[modern bobcat]

hank also gets access to all the secret unreleased darktide cosmetics and new classes

[jaunty path]

But scrake

Why smite

[zenith pollen]

I like it

[obtuse oak]

sometimes i do ask myself what i'm doing spending so much time on the internet or playing games

[jaunty path]

Hank is the next class admech or no

[twin flower]

Why do people like hate on people for using things they like on the game like smite

[amber delta]

having fun

[obtuse oak]

but if it wasn't this, then it would be some other meaningless hobby. everyone has stuff to fill their days that don't make for interesting stories.

[jaunty path]

No fun allowed

[zenith pollen]

I value my fun over meta

[jaunty path]

Youtuber told me so

[obtuse oak]

[jaunty path]

rong

[twin flower]

Need friends fr

[obtuse oak]

i have literally no idea

[zenith pollen]

What was that for you gremlin

[jaunty path]

I killed all of them

[dire kayak]

not all of them yet :3

[jaunty path]

Soon

I want sushi

[zenith pollen]

If you Play in Eu servers theres a chance you runned into me already

I do game alot

[amber delta]

hank is busy playtesting new deep dive gamemode, he's not yet cleared for new class

[mossy solstice]

Too many smite users have the brain capacity of an ogryn. I wish I could say that "a psyker trying to smite a monstrosity" is a rare occurrence but that would be a fucking lie

[jaunty path]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1272804331497979935/1450700850132418651/Kill_All_Smykers.gif

[dire kayak]

i wonder how many people in this server ive randomly run into without knowing

[amber delta]

embed fail

[jaunty path]

Ok the issue I have with psykers mainly is when they use it on ordinary hordes like come on now.

I like killling dense hordes of groaners

[dire kayak]

i use brain burst on poxwalkers

[timber elk]

I use brain burst on goobers search history

[jaunty path]

Like groaners coming in mass only bundling up more

[zenith pollen]

I use it when i see i can fry half the map i feel the cold brezze when i do that it feels so good

[zenith pollen]

Holy shit you are alive

[dire kayak]

DON'T LOOK IN THERE

[twin flower]

spoicy

[timber elk]

I’m gonna look- looks in and than closes the search history ……

[stuck wasp]

Can't be worse than when there was that meme channel 💀

[mossy solstice]

use brain burst on poxbursters when they're in close proximity to your teammates

[quaint moss]

81 minutes later

[twin flower]

[jaunty path]

Whats fun about holding down m2 for 5 minutes

[quaint moss]

and i killed mithirx (again)

[timber elk]

Why yes I am

[jaunty path]

Plus

[dire kayak]

i tried to figure out how to build a tabletop army and i searched up the dumbest things don't judge me please

[quaint moss]

😔 ill miss him

[jaunty path]

When you do that. You can't hear the music

So its an even dryer experience

[dire kayak]

nightsider my beloved ❤️

[zenith pollen]

Someone like you wont comprehand fun at smiting heretics

[jaunty path]

Its like a stun grenade with no limit

[amber delta]

psyker stunning entire horde with smite ❌

arbites stunning entire horde with mine ✅

[jaunty path]

I like crushing them :(

[dire kayak]

at least with arbites you only get 2

smyker gets infinite

and anyway we all know remote detonation is better

[zenith pollen]

Learn the way of the lighting or be a weirdo like me

[zenith pollen]

Im always surprised to see you here idk why

[twin flower]

Whys that

[jaunty path]

Those are limited as really not as wide ranged.

[timber elk]

Well honestly I don’t have anywhere else to go

[jaunty path]

And don't last as long..

And aren't used everywhere...

[zenith pollen]

So you are a stray lamb?

[timber elk]

And nobody really interacts with me other than here

[timber elk]

No

[quaint moss]

smiler should still use there melee 🤔

[dire kayak]

[jaunty path]

How have u been lamball

[dire kayak]

so real,,,,

[timber elk]

I could be better

[zenith pollen]

I balanced my audio settings i always hear music

[timber elk]

But I’m not in the best of moods

[jaunty path]

Im very happy you changed ur pronouns btw

[zenith pollen]

Why is that?

[amber delta]

my point is that smyker looks like a LIL BITCH smiting

arbites is a GIGCHAD dropping a mine and whacking them while they convulse

[jaunty path]

Even when infinite smiting?

[timber elk]

Just tired

[zenith pollen]

Simpleton

[dire kayak]

same

[timber elk]

And I’m tired of people shitting on things I like

[zenith pollen]

Yep i have music so loud i will be deaf in 3 years

[twin flower]

[zenith pollen]

And what do you like?

[amber delta]

pet dog and bonk lexbreakers

simple as

[jaunty path]

Stop giving urself audio cancer

[dire kayak]

real.,,

[timber elk]

Video games

[twin flower]

Just in the wrong crowd

[jaunty path]

Lamball being here makes me crave pizza

[zenith pollen]

Ppl irl were shitting on it?

[jaunty path]

Society.

[zenith pollen]

You like lamb on your pizza?

[twin flower]

Sushi or Pizza

[zenith pollen]

I prefer in kebabs

[twin flower]

one but not the other

[jaunty path]

Lamb on pizza sounds fire ngl

[zenith pollen]

Why tf we always want to eat him in one way or another

[twin flower]

Lambs are good eating

[timber elk]

I constantly surrounded by older people irl. So they constantly judge things I like

[jaunty path]

Moreso that lamb works at a pizza shop

[timber elk]

Which is why I don’t like people

[dire kayak]

literally same

[zenith pollen]

Cant you leave that place?

[timber elk]

No where else will hire me and I like living with my family

[quaint moss]

oof that blows

[jaunty path]

You shouldn't really care since that one dudes personality is youtube shorts conspiracies, cigarettes and his supposed son.

You actually enjoy things and there's nothing wrong with that no matter what it is.

[zenith pollen]

Your family should be supportive not ignorant

[timber elk]

No my family is

It’s people outside of that small circle

[amber delta]

my dad plays Darktide

[jaunty path]

Does he use smite

[amber delta]

no

[timber elk]

Oh I don’t take him seriously anymore.

[zenith pollen]

If its people at your work just fuck em there are no real friends in workplaces

[amber delta]

I actually asked him once about that

he said he hates smite

[quaint moss]

based dad

/j

[timber elk]

Even outside of work I’m surrounded by older people

[modern bobcat]

dadtide

[timber elk]

I live in a town where everyone is old and not really a lot of people my age

[zenith pollen]

You are playing bingo after work in the nursing home?

[jaunty path]

Absolutely sanctioned

[timber elk]

Nope

[dire kayak]

id help if i could

[quaint moss]

wheres everyone going
bingo ?

[jaunty path]

Goober teleports 50 zoomers to lamballs town

[zenith pollen]

I was about to say that

[timber elk]

Thank you I really appreciate that

[jaunty path]

6 7 ensues

[quaint moss]

yoimk

[zenith pollen]

Then where to you spend your time that old ppl surround you all the time

[dire kayak]

on it :3

[jaunty path]

Oh right

[timber elk]

Mostly by myself in my room the majority of my days and weeks.

[nocturne bloom]

Drive to another town

[jaunty path]

I have a book coming tomorrow

[quaint moss]

?_?

[jaunty path]

Buy me napoleon pizza pls

[zenith pollen]

Do old people break into your room on daily basis to slander what you love?

[timber elk]

Nope

I mean that would be strange

And kinda weird

[amber delta]

old people can be very weird

[nocturne bloom]

I live in the middle of the woods with basically only wildlife here. If I need social interaction with people I go into town

[dire kayak]

same,,,

[quaint moss]

battering ram

[jaunty path]

And your 30 guns

I want pizza lamia

[nocturne bloom]

I have way more than 30

[jaunty path]

[drowsy prawn]

what you mean, aren't discord social interaction

[jaunty path]

All this money and you could've got me food

[lime beacon]

Discord is filled with feds

[drowsy prawn]

are you a fed

are you glowing

[nocturne bloom]

Social media isnt healthy

[jaunty path]

Im not fed

Im hungry

[quaint moss]

its the uranium i ate

[lime beacon]

There is nothing social about incriminating yourself in front of your handlers and government carers

[quaint moss]

starve :3

[timber elk]

Besides I thinks it better off if I’m by myself

[drowsy prawn]

that's what a fed would say

[lime beacon]

Surrounded by feds

[jaunty path]

I get survival advice from youtube shorts so how is it unhealthy?

[zenith pollen]

Then when are you surrounded by old people outside of work

[nocturne bloom]

You live in NY you are cooked regardless

[amber delta]

I make my life decisions based on AI answers

[twin flower]

Hows it working out

[timber elk]

I feel like your taking that literally rather than figure of speech

[drowsy prawn]

future AI overlords approves

[lime beacon]

Fatshark listened to him about removing that aura he didn’t like

[amber delta]

yesterday I asked it if I should drive or walk to the nearest carwash to wash my car and it said that I should walk if it's close by

[lime beacon]

Just saying

[zenith pollen]

Oh so we talk about social perception of gaming

[twin flower]

Astounding

[quaint moss]

the slot machines

[jaunty path]

Who

[nocturne bloom]

Tbf you didnt mention actually washing your car

[timber elk]

No. I’m saying I don’t really know anyone my age

[drowsy prawn]

which aura

[amber delta]

maybe there is no one your age

on the entire planet

have you thought about that

[twin flower]

[nocturne bloom]

Im a year younger cant relate

Youre too unc

[drowsy prawn]

technically, no one is EXACTLY your age

if you think about it

[zenith pollen]

Most of people i know and befriended are older then me

[jaunty path]

Dude sometimes its like 70% resentment 30% love I feel for my mothers I can't lie

[timber elk]

And by how many years?

[nocturne bloom]

Im sure i was popped out at the same time as someone else on this planet

[quaint moss]

me when

[dire kayak]

parents can suck though

[zenith pollen]

Im 19 and i know people who have kids and i play darktide with them

[twin flower]

Me when I've have the same friends for over 10years and havent met new people

[drowsy prawn]

nuh uh, if we can cut into the seconds, into the milli seconds 😏

[lime beacon]

Back in the day, the chuds name was “fatshark please remove loner aura”

And they did

[nocturne bloom]

Still entirely possible

[jaunty path]

My life would be a lot easier and a lot less stressful if she simply did not come home and stay where ever the fuck else she goes.

Genuinely. I'm prepared to cut her useless fatass out of my life.

[lime beacon]

So maybe revolving life around the ai monkeys paw isn’t so bad after all

[drowsy prawn]

pffft, everybody and their grandmother, especially zeal mains, want that shit GOOONE

[jaunty path]

Oh the aura that did nothing?

[lime beacon]

Everyone disliked

But one man was brave enough to make it his essence

He’s kinda like Moses

[dire kayak]

same for mineeee

[jaunty path]

She doesn't pay rent. Unclean. And rude as fuck.

[timber elk]

Why do I feel like I’m the only one with stable parents ;~;

[jaunty path]

Don't know why she believes shes entitled to respct really

[timber elk]

I feel bad for everyone now ;~;

[zenith pollen]

Who we talkin to?

[amber delta]

my parents are great

[quaint moss]

simple bring out the good old cocola recipe to befriend the old people

[dire kayak]

I FEEL THE SAME

[zenith pollen]

i wish i had stable parents

[amber delta]

(sorry for flexing)

[twin flower]

I was born out of wedlock

so

[nocturne bloom]

My parents turmoil and issues helped me be a better person irl so it evens out for me

[quaint moss]

"i fucking love my dad", metalcolspye

[timber elk]

Anyway. I’m gonna go to bed now. I’m very sleepy

[quaint moss]

sleep well lamball

[amber delta]

do you count sheep to fall asleep

[zenith pollen]

Its 11:32

[twin flower]

[timber elk]

“My dads METAL GUITAR RIFT awesome”

[timber elk]

It’s 5am where I am

[dire kayak]

my mother deadnames me and misgenders me all the time, gets mad at me when i get upset over this, guilt-trips me when this has lasting effects and has the audacity to think that she isn't partly the reason for my depression

[nocturne bloom]

Erm its actually almost 6am in the correct timezone

[quaint moss]

YAY HE GETS THE REFERENCE :3

[lime beacon]

My father beat me with a metal pipe and now I play lots and lots of darktide

[jaunty path]

My mother whom I greatly despise. I want to love her and I do. Its just difficult to see past her faults. As a perso. She needs to like. Improve in a dozen ways or she's going to endup seriously screwed over in like 15 years because I don't want to take care of her when shes old.

I've spent a majority of my life doing that already and I feel I'm looking after a toddler.

[twin flower]

we trauma dumping tonight bois

[lime beacon]

I’m kidding my parents were also very good to me

[jaunty path]

[quaint moss]

Avg "get my beer" experience

[dire kayak]

i don't talk to my father anymore

[zenith pollen]

Mine often treats me often Like a Servant

[lime beacon]

I play darktide of my own volition which makes it ten times worse

[quaint moss]

of the imperium?

[nocturne bloom]

My mother hit me with an adjustable wrench once

[twin flower]

Wouldnt that be.. like way worse

[nocturne bloom]

[obtuse oak]

terminally online people skew towards unstable home lives and lonely childhoods? wow next you'll tell me water is wet.

[jaunty path]

She'll have to look for some other dozen family she has because I intend to become fully independent. And probably will have a roommate but still

[twin flower]

Hank went there

[drowsy prawn]

you are the mod here hank, what does that say about you 😏

[zenith pollen]

No like literal servant many times she told me what my purpose is

[obtuse oak]

oh i'm exactly the same

[quaint moss]

🤔

maybe

[jaunty path]

Frankly I am a lonely hermit and don't really want to side step that anymore. Not good for my rat brain to hide it

Pardon the traumadump

[obtuse oak]

raised by a single mother with a laundry list of chronic illnesses and mental health issues, high school dropout, hopping from job to job every 6 months. my teens and twenties were a mess too lol

[jaunty path]

Ah I see

[quaint moss]

hello, beep boop, you are here to fill my cup with tea, beep boop

[obtuse oak]

the good news is that you have the rest of your life to figure yourself out. i'm 32 now and happy.

[jaunty path]

That is rough

[zenith pollen]

What did you even do for that

[quaint moss]

thats the wrong question!

[zenith pollen]

If it was looking like that i wouldnt be complaining

[zenith pollen]

True

[amber delta]

Hank is my year

[jaunty path]

For me. Reviewing my memories as a child makes me realize a lot of things

A lot of things I'll discuss in therapy lmfao.

[nocturne bloom]

Nothing, she just isn't a mentally stable person

She's done far worse to me but im not going to use it for attention

[jaunty path]

Ya know what

[zenith pollen]

Well same with mine so i understand

[jaunty path]

I should mention ENA to my therapist

[zenith pollen]

What is ENA

[quaint moss]

i feel like i could handle the beep boop for like 2 days, then its "your going in a retirement home"

[zenith pollen]

Im doing the beep boop for 19 years now i even started to hear voices at one point of being called for something while noone actually did

[obtuse oak]

as in, we're the same age?

[jaunty path]

Webcore series focusing on the split mood swings of an eccentric girl named ENA

Like hmmm

[amber delta]

[jaunty path]

I definitely feel like her in quite a few ways tbh

[dire kayak]

i have mood swings too,,,,

[jaunty path]

Especially when shes blue

[obtuse oak]

🤝 '93 best year

[jaunty path]

I just cry on the inside! i really love the series

[dire kayak]

i have like 4 different moods and i often have to force 2 of them

[quaint moss]

oof, honestly i probably wouldve been moved out by now if the job/housing market wasnt so fucked

[knotty terrace]

always a pleasure to see everyone in this chat talking also hello chat

[jaunty path]

Hii

[obtuse oak]

the housing market keeping young adults trapped with their shitty parents is really tragic

[jaunty path]

I think its time to get out of bed and eat something

[knotty terrace]

oi you take that back my mother is the best and i highly respect her

[quaint moss]

its wittaly cwinge

[obtuse oak]

my girlfriend is a few years older than me and the housing market was fine when she came of age, she moved out and went to college as soon as she turned 18. would've been so much worse if she hadn't been able to bail then and there

[zenith pollen]

Yep im planning to move out when i finish high school i have 1,5 year left to this day i still have a habit of having one ear not covered by headphones cause if i ignore a call there will be consequences

[jaunty path]

Eh I'll be fine one way or another.

Im alive and feel good sometimes. So thats very good

[dire kayak]

nuzzles you

[jaunty path]

I like to watch like uh

Tomato (word i can't say) speedrun videos

The random out of no where pause about mental health is always good

[zenith pollen]

I have to rewatch akame ga kill

[obtuse oak]

well then i wasn't talking about you or your lovely mum, was i

[jaunty path]

Hes super kind inserting that

[quaint moss]

i had like 7k (i know its not the most) in my account at one point and still didnt have enough to move out. omega balls

[knotty terrace]

better fucking not be

[jaunty path]

How you know his mom lovely vro

[dire kayak]

i need to finish my helbrute,,,

[amber delta]

[dire kayak]

ive done literally all of it except for the fleshy parts

[cosmic burrow]

he is part of inner party

[quaint moss]

oh you got held back? keep going you got this

[zenith pollen]

Held back? Im confused

[quaint moss]

boo hoo 🫵

[obtuse oak]

i'm taking his word for it

[quaint moss]

1.5 years? at 19

i just kinda assumed 🤷‍♂️

[zenith pollen]

Polish education system

[jaunty path]

Either held back or started late

[knotty terrace]

my mother raised me by herself you scum sucking cock sucking prick and taught me everything i know on how to treat people with respect but i will not stand by if someone insults her

[jaunty path]

Oh polish

[quaint moss]

OH FUCKING RIP, sorry tired

[cosmic burrow]

its 8+3 at minimum

[obtuse oak]

high school lasts until 20 or 21 in poland?

fascinating

[jaunty path]

Scum tastes good

[zenith pollen]

5 year high school

[quaint moss]

fuck you and your mama

[cosmic burrow]

you have profesion school thats 3 years, liceum thats 4 years and technical college thats 5 years

[jaunty path]

I got 100 dollars for cheating in highschool

Cheating does infact pay people.

[dire kayak]

hes a literal transphobe too

[obtuse oak]

ok but which one of those is high school

[knotty terrace]

cunt that better be a fucking joke

[cosmic burrow]

all of them come after ground school

its a choice

[obtuse oak]

ground school??

what is going on in poland

[cosmic burrow]

primary school

whatever you call it

[quaint moss]

it truly is fascinating, makes you wonder if we got out of school to early ?_?

[zenith pollen]

Why i read that in a british accent

[amber delta]

Hank dont listen to them they are making shit up

[zenith pollen]

I dont want to go there i wish i had a job

[amber delta]

elementary school is 8 years, high school is 4 so unless you choose technical school and dont go to high school you finish at 18yo

[obtuse oak]

source?

[cosmic burrow]

you start going to at 7 years old then you have 8 yeras of primary school then one of those i stated before

[dire kayak]

literally me

[zenith pollen]

Im in a technical IT school

[obtuse oak]

primary school starts at SEVEN?

[quaint moss]

literally is human garbage, bro has admitted to trolling several times. so ye, ima tell him to go fuckhimself :3

[dire kayak]

he called a trans person a degenerate for being trans, he's refused to talk to felinidgirl for being trans, and called dueling glaive cultist a "dbag"

[zenith pollen]

When i finish it and get a job im hoarding paycheck and i move in to my bf and then life will be peak

[quaint moss]

thats alright, honestly i think i wouldve wanted to go to college had i not needed to have get a job, and the education debt

[dire kayak]

i can find the messages if needed

[knotty terrace]

ok where your proof

[obtuse oak]

pls do

[zenith pollen]

You pay for education?

[jaunty path]

Opinion on transgender people

[quaint moss]

you dont scare me, hope you trip on a banana peel. and that the plague hits your family

[quaint moss]

we get like one year for free

if your smart

[amber delta]

[zenith pollen]

Thats ass

[quaint moss]

then if you get into debt, it gains interest :3

yay

[zenith pollen]

Thats horrible

[knotty terrace]

lord have mercy the cries of a victim

[jaunty path]

Azrael. What is ya opinion on transgender ppl

[zenith pollen]

Even thru all this situation im in i still have kept my optimisim alive and carry on with a smile

[quaint moss]

pretty much, the states is kinda fucked. thinking about going to england like my uncle one day

[blazing ibex]

i mean

the UK's having some of their own issues to be fair

[trail bramble]

not a good look rn hahaha

[jaunty path]

Very

[zenith pollen]

If you want to have your phone snatched and maybe your liver too go on

[jaunty path]

Especially since he hasn't answered my question yet

It should be very simple to answer

[zenith pollen]

His pride doesnt let him type

[jaunty path]

Which is the concerning part!

[knotty terrace]

@dire kayak if you're talking about this dont fucking lie FF14 players who play as miqo'te

[twin flower]

He's had like a couple breakdowns in chat before and idk why people still dont have him blocked ngl

[zenith pollen]

Stop avoiding the question Azrael

[knotty terrace]

are a degen its also a joke in the FF14

[quaint moss]

i know lol, prince andrew yada yada, could give a damn, but i dont
my partner rants about it, but i know a bit (a lot) about British politics. and yeah, id rather live there

[zenith pollen]

I thought its a one time thing i never seen him before here

[quaint moss]

you couldnt force him to say that he likes trans people

[knotty terrace]

they are people aint they same as you and me

[twin flower]

Naah, he's had it a couple times, and acts like a brat about it

[zenith pollen]

Thats kinda cringe ngl

[jaunty path]

Ah that's good

[twin flower]

[jaunty path]

I need chicken tenders

[zenith pollen]

I need spaghetti spicy spaghetti

[twin flower]

Craving some chimken wings

[quaint moss]

i think most people have him blocked, but when they wanna hear the nut and make fun of him, they click the show message. its honestly crazy hes avoided mods this long

[knotty terrace]

dont spout lies

[twin flower]

have a local that has an all you can it for like 7 buckos

[twin flower]

Real

[dire kayak]

so real

[quaint moss]

if both of the most unlikeable people in the world walked into bar
it would be you, and a clone of you

[quaint moss]

yarp

[zenith pollen]

Maybe the mods finds him amusing

[knotty terrace]

you say that and yet you dont even know me

[quaint moss]

maybe, (probably not), though i doubt theyve seen this person before

[knotty terrace]

im not looking to start drama so can we please drop this

[twin flower]

That one other guy @inland mantle saw his tantrums more than a couple times too lmao, and we were poking fun at him for it

[quaint moss]

i sit on a throne of truths and great dreams

[twin flower]

I was like nice moji, and its from Elden Ring

[quaint moss]

yo, rocks my buddy, wonder hows he been @inland mantle

[twin flower]

He lives

[inland mantle]

Sadly

[quaint moss]

rock, bless me with wisdom

[inland mantle]

🤔

The sky isnt blue as it isnt real

[knotty terrace]

scrake matie listen those 3 are just people that start shit and try to get people banned

[modern bobcat]

God damn players on Heresy are dogshit

[quaint moss]

thank you, i was thinking about joining the darksouls server (if it exist) for the emotes. i like 3

[inland mantle]

Hmm the Azrael guy crashing out again?

Gonna tell me to kys again?

[quaint moss]

yarp

[quaint moss]

its pitch black outside, what should i do

[inland mantle]

Umm

[zenith pollen]

Im giving you a benefit of a doubt cause i dont actually saw any of your previous messeges

[inland mantle]

Tell the sun to showup

[knotty terrace]

soon as you get on their bad side or say something that they disagree with they will start hating or play the victum card so just ignore them and thank you for giving me the benefit of the doubt

[quaint moss]

ye, it hersey :3 its the newbie trap

[inland mantle]

Anyways back to making food cya nerds

[modern bobcat]

horrifying creature

[twin flower]

Sorry for the ping lmao

[inland mantle]

Allg

[quaint moss]

real, im also gonna go make foodd

[modern bobcat]

this man cookin

[jaunty path]

Shits myself

[quaint moss]

just a lil

[jaunty path]

Getting stoned for my nature

[zenith pollen]

That sounds like a very closed minded statement im afraid i had time to chat with many people here and never seen a hivemind to get someone banned

[jaunty path]

Yet again

[modern bobcat]

you gonna share dose rashuns or wot

[amber delta]

I'm going to shit yourself

[quaint moss]

its like 5 people against his one, honestly just wait till the dude forgets about this conversation, and catch him acting a fool later :3

[knotty terrace]

wasn't meant to sound close minded so forgive me for that

[misty sequoia]

Just survived a 5 boss gauntlet on Havoc 27 that shit was crazy

[dire kayak]

i don't even want the guy banned i just want some accountability

[zenith pollen]

Patience is a virtue i can wait

[quaint moss]

i do, fuck em

[zenith pollen]

Goober can i see some evidence of what are yall saying

[jaunty path]

I hardly know them

[inland mantle]

Hmm

No

[dire kayak]

hold on ill DM you

[zenith pollen]

I never seen them before and im not the type that points fingers on acussations alone

[misty sequoia]

Damn I need some drip for my zealot only have the confessor cosmetic

[knotty terrace]

@zenith pollen here

[winged oasis]

man i dont feel like grindng out the other weapons

[knotty terrace]

anyone who played FF14 will know this chicks profile is of a miqo'te

[quaint moss]

sacrifice weapons for more xp i guess :>

[winged oasis]

yeah thats jus what im doing

[knotty terrace]

and in the ff14 community miqo'te and Viera are degenerates its also a joke im the ff14 community as well

and old one but a joke all the same FF14 (final fantasy 14)

[winged oasis]

waht weapons is zealot goated with

[twin flower]

The venerable Thunder Hammer

[quaint moss]

i like all of them, but chainaxe and relic sword. combat nice for the special speed zelly

[winged oasis]

bro i went gambling at melks and i didnt get my shit

fuck you melk

[twin flower]

Milk

[cosmic burrow]

heavy sword

[zenith pollen]

You pinged me at an embed fail is this what you wanted to show me?

[knotty terrace]

no its the comments

[jaunty path]

Cries, shits myself. Slip on my own shit and breaks a rib

[long sigil]

what

[jaunty path]

Hello korean man

[long sigil]

sup dog

[quaint moss]

hello island from spongebob

[knotty terrace]

scrake have you played final fantasy 14 before?

[zenith pollen]

No

[jaunty path]

Your former president got sentenced to life in prison for attempted coup.

Unlike our felon

[misty sequoia]

Spearhead Boltgun is like the AA12 of the 40K Universe

[zenith pollen]

What comments

[jaunty path]

Skibidi toilet

[long sigil]

our current president is a piece of shit fucker

[jaunty path]

Same

[long sigil]

lee jae myung must pain

[jaunty path]

Lmfao

[long sigil]

he is betrayer

[knotty terrace]

@zenith pollen

[long sigil]

selling our country to china

damn fucker

[knotty terrace]

@zenith pollen

[long sigil]

and its not lie

[winged oasis]

whats the shock maul good for

in veteran

[zenith pollen]

I dont see how its supossed to be a evidence that favors you you just called someone a degenerate again

[quaint moss]

might be worth asking vet chat, since im just hopping back into the character after years

[long sigil]

and

[knotty terrace]

its the context behind it matie

[long sigil]

damn epstein

[zenith pollen]

Crowd control

[long sigil]

he made my profile picture evil

[zenith pollen]

Im a veteran player i can give some advice

[long sigil]

buff vetran shovel light attack

[twin flower]

Get the right perks and you can pretty much just spam lights

[long sigil]

cleave

[quaint moss]

i know right, like the heavies are awesome, but the lights make me wishing for something better

[quaint moss]

gimmie

[twin flower]

You also dont need to fully hold left click for a heavy

[jaunty path]

Killing

[knotty terrace]

whatever your opinion of me is the context was me calling @rustic ore a degenerate was because of the character they picked which was a miqo'te which is basically a cat girl or a cat boy and they are basically associated with R18+ RP

[twin flower]

You can hold it just long enough and it still counts as a heavy