general-chat

[jaunty path]

YOU DON'T NEED 50 GUNNERS MAN.

[dire kayak]

i hate the amount of gunners so much

[hazy kestrel]

Laser light show goes BRRRRRRR

[jaunty path]

I can hardly tell what the hell is going on in my screen sometimes

[dire kayak]

SAME

[drowsy prawn]

they actually nerfed gunners

those back in 1.0 are on fading light 3

😱

[jaunty path]

let us disable certain affects, like psykers fire

[hazy kestrel]

I ‘member

[jaunty path]

or electricity, or whatever

[lapis hazel]

The 3 poxbombers on their way to burst in your face

[hazy kestrel]

Those were the days.

[drowsy prawn]

real terror

[hazy kestrel]

The average trash mob was a fucking menace lol

I loved it

[jaunty path]

poxbombers are more annoying than firebombers imho

[drowsy lynx]

just disable the psykers entirely

[jaunty path]

because lik

e

I hate the visual affect poxbombers cause

[lapis hazel]

Depends on the moment

[drowsy prawn]

😏

[dire kayak]

same here

[soft kernel]

any fix for the server lag yet

[lapis hazel]

they're both equally ass

[lapis hazel]

close the window so the wifi stops flying off

[jaunty path]

I hate the affect missing one wound does

like

[hazy kestrel]

You mean to tell me that you don’t like hearing: Embrace Nurgle’s Truth! Rawr!~ whenever a Tox Bomber spawns in?

[jaunty path]

I cant think straight with it being black and white

[lapis hazel]

i fucking hate reading that

fuck you for making me realize that

[hazy kestrel]

Idk, it sounds like that to me whenever I hear it.

[jaunty path]

I hate hearing it because i know that means an area is gonna be unavaliable PLUS the green visual

I hate it bruh

[lapis hazel]

I can't unhear it now

[jaunty path]

I rather firebomber anyday man

[drowsy prawn]

WHOOSH WHOOSH WHOOOOOSH

[lapis hazel]

At least i got a chukle now after that frustrating ass softlock

[dire kayak]

i think a lot of people who ask for a full tech-priest class need to play mechanicus

[drowsy prawn]

CRACK

[jaunty path]

firebomber can both be a detriment and a plus

[dire kayak]

tech-priests are so much stronger than you think

[lapis hazel]

so are ogryns, yet the one we have has the shittiest weapons and talents

[jaunty path]

and fire isnt as annoying

[hazy kestrel]

I have another one: SWEET DEATH WILL FIND YOU! Rawr~

[twin flower]

[dire kayak]

beats you with hammers

[lapis hazel]

I can only recognize the first one, there's too much noise to even notice half the lines besides just recognizing their voices

[hazy kestrel]

Or the classic: MOOTASH FARGH, NURGLE! Rawr~ :)

[dire kayak]

bites you

[hazy kestrel]

Another one: THE DECAY CONSUMES! RAWR!~

[lapis hazel]

Next upadte will bring a Litch specifically just for you

[jaunty path]

one thing i like about poxbombers is they dont drop bombs when u kill them

[hazy kestrel]

Man, Tox bomber is so cursed

[twin flower]

Do they actually rawr

[hazy kestrel]

Listen to the voice lines

[rain pilot]

I have soap

[gloomy tartan]

Hey

Why can’t plague ogryn throw pox bombwrs at us

[hazy kestrel]

One more

[twin flower]

I mean they grunt out something but seeing rawr im just imagine them as something else

[rain pilot]

Mod it

do it

[hazy kestrel]

GRENADES BRING NURGLES KISS! Mmmgh!~

[twin flower]

theyre too smart for that

[gloomy tartan]

Imagine plague ogryns lobbing pox bursters at us

[rain pilot]

I'm gonna

[hazy kestrel]

It’s so cursed hearing the Tox bomber

[rain pilot]

cry

[hazy kestrel]

If I am burdened with this knowledge, you will be too. :)

[dire kayak]

literally me

[drowsy prawn]

the gas also isn't a perfect aoe circle like fire

it spreads though out rooms

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah

[drowsy prawn]

just like fart

[gloomy tartan]

The fart gas’s finds you

[sleek harness]

What

[lapis hazel]

Still, why the fuck does the fire make you slow

Shouldn't you like, hurry tf up to step out of it

[dire kayak]

exactlyyy

[hollow dawn]

This just makes me think of Mario absolutely flooring it when his butt is on fire

I think it’s more so to mechanically make you feel like you’re on fire, because if you took one tick of damage and moved out of the way, it would both be way too easy of counterplay and not really feel like you’re being melted by a flamer. But that’s just my 2 cents

[sleek harness]

Your feet is burning and you can't walk right

Actually it's your legs too

[dire kayak]

my tech-priest just did 10 physical damage with a single opportunity attack

[sleek harness]

Because uh

The fire is that high

[hollow dawn]

Mechanicus?

[sleek harness]

Everything that is techy is a Mechanicus

[dire kayak]

merp was right this game is so fun

[timber elk]

prowler theme song plays as he appears infront of goober

[sleek harness]

Lamb

[timber elk]

Hmmm?

[sleek harness]

Helldivers 2 are idiots

They are trying to save SEAF soldiers

In Cyberstan

[timber elk]

So? We saved a lot of things that were technically stupid but we did it anyway

[sleek harness]

Why did I said helldivers 2

It's helldivers

[sleek harness]

Are you calling kids stupid

[timber elk]

Yes :3

[dire kayak]

the difference is that we only have like 30 million, we should be focusing on transcendance

[sleek harness]

Damn

Goober I thought you were one of the people trying to save the SEAF soldiers

You seem like the type

[dire kayak]

ive been playing too much mechanicus to focus on SEAF soldiers

[timber elk]

Besides it’s better we save what little resources we have left and get off world

[dire kayak]

true,,,

[timber elk]

This isn’t the time with the children or bore rock

This is a full on decision. We either save the 77th and get off world or we make a beeline straight for transcendence and have a tiny hope of victory

[sleek harness]

I mean

If didn't got distracted with the SEAF we could win...

Now it's too late

[timber elk]

We weren’t winning this regardless

[sleek harness]

The devs really planned this ngl

[timber elk]

The whole goal was to get to cyberstan. Not win.

[sleek harness]

The capital doesn't have anything special

[timber elk]

I don’t know why everyone automatically assumed we would win

[sleek harness]

Well we did

Now we blow it up

[hazy kestrel]

Super Earth propaganda goes brrr

They drank the Kool-aid.

[timber elk]

We can’t. Even when it’s under enemy command, it’s too valuable.

[sleek harness]

Super Earth propaganda is so effective that it effects people on real life

Unbelievable

[dire kayak]

if we had the mechanicus on cyberstan we wouldve won

[sleek harness]

The Mechanicus would just bring a peace deal, realize they command robots and then eradicate them

[timber elk]

And besides. Even if we loose this major order. We killed trillions of bots

They are really crippled

We razed one planet and completely made them use a bunch of resources

Sure they may come back stronger but it’s gonna take them a long time to get back to full strength

[sleek harness]

I don't know why there was a helldiver death cap

Like

Why there was none when we were trying to take the Hiveworld from the bugs

[timber elk]

I’m assuming they didn’t think of it until recently

[sleek harness]

Well that was dumb

It could have been fun I guess

[timber elk]

But I’m also guessing they didn’t take into consideration of the galaxy wide deaths

[sleek harness]

But only if they didn't count every death on every front

[timber elk]

Now THAT was stupid

If it was only cyberstan I could understand

But I don’t know why it was galaxy wide

[sleek harness]

They should have made the path to Cyberstan take reinforcements, not all the galaxy

It would make more sense

[timber elk]

It doesn’t matter now

The bug divers are still gonna bug dive and the squid divers are still gonna squid dive

[timber elk]

Meanwhile the bot divers aren’t gonna drop on cyberstan

[lethal solstice]

Millions

The diver to cyborg casualty rate is like 1:11

[timber elk]

Regardless

They used a lot of resources to defend cyberstan

[sleek harness]

I have a good video for that

Look in zealot chat

[timber elk]

Hm

Too bad I can’t read ROBO BITCH

Anyway

But yeah if you’re asking my opinion? I think we should save the 77th and leave while we still can

[dire kayak]

theyve ordered the DSS to start doing mass shelling on cyberstan anyway

[lethal solstice]

Reminder that all of this was avoidable

[dire kayak]

so thatll cause some extra damage even if we lose

[timber elk]

The cyborgs will be crippled for a while

[sleek harness]

I hate how the community is giving love for what is basically us but even more disposable

[floral dragon]

I love me some ordo ingots

[floral dragon]

I have 3865 so far

[timber elk]

I rather be disposable and work as a community than not be disposable and everyone be mean towards each other

[timber elk]

OH GOD

[nimble glade]

Glory to Cyberstan!

[timber elk]

SKAVEN KILL IT

[sleek harness]

I guess we will get the badass cyborg destroyer of worlds star after all

[sleek harness]

What

[lethal solstice]

Too bad, everyone hates eachother anyway cause the average helldivers player is a amoeba

[sleek harness]

No that's not the point

[dire kayak]

they goon to them too

[nimble glade]

C for Cadia

C for Cyberstan

[floral dragon]

Mainly been playing my zealot and started doing more stuff on my veteran. He is level 11 now. My ogryn and psyker are level 3 and 1 lol. I haven't done a single mission with my Psyker yet.

[dire kayak]

literally ive seen actual porn of SEAF soldiers

[sleek harness]

The SEAF-girl

[nimble glade]

It all makes sense now..

Cadia!

[floral dragon]

I can't play helldivers anymore got burnt out

[timber elk]

It’s okay. Take a break.

We all get burnt out on games sometimes.

[sleek harness]

Buy a new warbond for 10 more hours of enjoyment

[timber elk]

Like how I accidentally burnt myself out on borderlands 2

[lethal solstice]

Thats fine its excessively mid with a terrible community

[timber elk]

And darktide isn’t?

[lethal solstice]

Yeah

[floral dragon]

I've taken a break fora few months but then again I took like a 7 month break or longer from sm2 before starting up again. And I got like EVERYTHING in HD2 even superstore stuff minus whatever released after the killzone warbond

[lethal solstice]

Darktide is actually fun

[sleek harness]

I don't care who they sent, I will not stop trying to max level up all the classes of SM2 non-stop

[dire kayak]

i was watching a random helldivers video and was just randomly flashed with fanart of her

[floral dragon]

Oh I didn't Complete the warbond previous to killzone the one with the chainsaw

[timber elk]

Speaking of which. I wanna get my hands on that grenade launcher heavy bolter

That seems like a fun gun to use

[sleek harness]

The new legendary for Heavy?

[floral dragon]

I've loved the bolter w/ GL ever since it was meta and even after the nerf. So I'll love the heavy one too

[floral dragon]

The new heroic is gonna be a heavy bolt rifle with gl

[timber elk]

No tech marine

[sleek harness]

Heroic yeah

Totally what I meant

[timber elk]

It’s more powerful than the regular grenade launcher

[floral dragon]

It's gonna be amazeballs

[dire kayak]

the current weekly stratagem is really easy

[sleek harness]

Yall just need to wait 7 days

[timber elk]

8

[sleek harness]

6 if you count this day as over

[timber elk]

Errrm actually wait

February 26th right?

[sleek harness]

It's launching 26th

[floral dragon]

I only did the normal so far. Didn't do the hard cause I got everything except heroic Armour. And I'm not motivated enough to grind all that

[timber elk]

I WAS RIGHT

LETS GOOOOOOOOO

Which is next week

NEXT WEEK!?!!!

[floral dragon]

You played cult of the lamb dlc? @timber elk

[twin flower]

Wat drip you putting on your Tech Marines

[timber elk]

I did

[sleek harness]

If I had to guess it's the same day which Darktide will receive a update

Probably

[timber elk]

It’s fantastic

[sleek harness]

Most likely

[floral dragon]

I was thinking of getting it cause I haven't played it in a long time

I also considered borderlands 4 but idk

[timber elk]

Frank west FANTASTIC approved

[sleek harness]

Isn't the DLC boring if you do it with everything completed

[timber elk]

No?

You have the legendary weapons to collect

You also have all of the ghost lambs to help out and aid

[sleek harness]

I mean as bringing the resources with you

[timber elk]

Well it depends

How much have you completed?

[sleek harness]

Let's say all

[timber elk]

Than no

It’s not boring

[sleek harness]

Alright

I will take your word

Only once

[timber elk]

Because your given more space for your cult to work with and have new areas to access

[timber elk]

Mean >:[

[sleek harness]

I am not being mean

I am just being untrustful of you

[timber elk]

Why am I not trust worthy?

[sleek harness]

I heard lambs bring bad luck

[timber elk]

PPPPPPFFFFFFFFTTTTT?!!!!!!

SINCE WHEN!?

[dire kayak]

lamb's presence has only brought me good luck!

[sleek harness]

Since I dropped my phone trying to respond to you

[timber elk]

That’s like saying black cats give you good luck

[floral dragon]

If I played cult of the lamb again I'll likely restart completely because my first save before they fixed a bunch of bugs, the one who waits lost his name so he walks around my farm with just empty space above him no name at all

[timber elk]

THATS YOUR FAULT BUTTER FINGERED RAT

[floral dragon]

I loved feeding ppl to ppl

[sleek harness]

No

[dire kayak]

:3

[sleek harness]

You are cursing me

[floral dragon]

Funny ass game

[timber elk]

I’m cursing you because you dropped your phone because you have butter fingers for fingers!

[timber elk]

WHICH THEY DONT GOOOOBER!!!!!

[sleek harness]

What even is a butter finger fingers

[floral dragon]

I wish I got a lamb plushie lol. I bought an azazel plush from the binding of Isaac years ago and gave it to my daughter. I hope that doesn't make me a bad father

[sleek harness]

Is it fingers made out of butter

Or fingers with butter

[timber elk]

Yes

[sleek harness]

See

[floral dragon]

You ever played the binding of isaac

[sleek harness]

You insult me with insults you don't even know

[timber elk]

It means you’re clumsy!!!

[sleek harness]

No

I never did such thing as dropping my phone until now

That's why it has only 12 cracks

[floral dragon]

I've dropped my phone so many times idk how it works still

[timber elk]

12!?!!

[sleek harness]

Not exactly 12

I can't really notice when I am with the phone on

Hold on

[floral dragon]

On like the 70th drop it finally got a Crack but that's cause how I caught it I also accidentally slammed it against a counter...in retrospect I should've just let it fall on the floor

[sleek harness]

Actually Lamb, I will draw the cracks in pixel art

You will count for me

It's confusing

[timber elk]

Oh I would love to see this

[dire kayak]

i have a black cat :3

[timber elk]

And you have good luck?

[dire kayak]

i mean

not exactly

necrons keep GETTING CRITS ON MY TECH-PRIESTS RAAHHHH

[sleek harness]

Okay done

Where should I post my masterpiece

[timber elk]

Zealot that

Than give context to it

[dry merlin]

Big Black Cat?

[lime beacon]

[low blade]

[bitter olive]

fantastic emote

[knotty terrace]

[tiny swift]

Do you guys think people could survive, if internet was cut-off, world wide?

No more asking Google how to reach X, how to cook Y, how to do Z

[gloomy tartan]

There’d be a lot more hobos

[tiny swift]

Recently I was thinking about it, and I'm looking for books that touch this subject.

[knotty terrace]

i've survived most of my life without the internet i'll be fine

[tiny swift]

That's good to hear, but sadly I do think most people here grew up with internet access and it having every information you wanted lol

I feel like people don't pass knowledge anymore. Since it's so easily obtain with just few clicks. There is no real need to teach if you have knowledge of entire humanity at your palm in your living room

[knotty terrace]

didn't even have access to the internet in my childhood

[tiny swift]

Here we did have internet, very slow, but we mostly just played games and that's it. Later it grew and started to ''Help'' with our education, like watching TLDR of books etc

[knotty terrace]

books are a lovely thing they are

[tiny swift]

They are, main issue is you can't really update a book. So we often had new books being made to update older ones with more knowledge etc lol. It was hell getting all books for school when they used to change nearly yearly xD

[fiery wave]

Many might just off themselves.

When your only reason to live are the ppl you know online, it's sad but true at times.

[whole glade]

i cant waiit to buy Abaddon just to kitbash his dumbahh into a nightlords chapter master

[gloomy tartan]

I mean it’s about being useful

[tiny swift]

Internet is both curse and blessing. Depending on human

[gloomy tartan]

I would be a good blood bag

In type o +

[jaunty path]

I really hope the book I ordered is leagues better than horus rising

because man its kinda mid

[gloomy tartan]

So I can donate to any + blood type

So kinda useful to have me for that

I don’t really eat a lot either

[jaunty path]

can I drink ur blood

[tiny swift]

"You will soon have your God, and you will make it with your own hands." And we did lol.

[gloomy tartan]

Okay sinners

Calm down

I am not good at guitar

[gloomy tartan]

Would you worship a T Rex?

[tiny swift]

Yes.

[gloomy tartan]

yo wait

Primal rage

[viscid chasm]

Why I can send pictures?

[gloomy tartan]

With dinosaur gods

Fighting

[whole glade]

guh

[gloomy tartan]

Imagine

Fuck

[sleek harness]

You are poor

[tiny swift]

It's mythical beast that came back from ancient times, of course I would worship it!

[viscid chasm]

True jaja

[gloomy tartan]

A sauropod would be chill

If it just vibed

[fiery wave]

I know. Not all are bad, but also not all are good.

[gloomy tartan]

Grewnplants from its turds

[tiny swift]

We should start making religion out of Debri/Rocks that fall from cosmos. How cool would that be

[knotty terrace]

this chat you cant send photos in but the veteran and other chats you can

[tiny swift]

I worship this ancienct rock that split from Mars itself, and fallen into our earthly realm.

[gloomy tartan]

Sun vs moon

[viscid chasm]

Ok

[gloomy tartan]

Or sun + moon

Kissing

[knotty terrace]

give them the proper reason you foolish turd stained skaven

[fiery wave]

I guess if I do off myself in a way they can draw it before I fully die, sure. Not sure if they want it with how not so prime of health I am anyway.

[sleek harness]

It's Sun x Moon

Get it right

[gloomy tartan]

Pokémon

[sleek harness]

Oh I thought you were talking about a ship

[gloomy tartan]

What if Japan made a real mewtwo

[fiery wave]

Grey name though.

[sleek harness]

Karien

[gloomy tartan]

I was lol

[tiny swift]

I'm sensing very heavy Tower vibes here in chat, I'm Empath, so I know

[sleek harness]

Look at my art in Zealot Chat

[knotty terrace]

yeah i know

[gloomy tartan]

In dark souls the moon is refrrred to as the dark sun lol

[fiery wave]

So you like fwuffythings and draw them as well.

[sleek harness]

Used to

[fiery wave]

That explains everything, fwuffything.

[sleek harness]

Probably will start doing so again

I liked drawing

[gloomy tartan]

Cool

[fiery wave]

Cos you are a fwuffything? Patpats.

[gloomy tartan]

Drawing is fun but can be frustrating if you try to get good lol

[sleek harness]

No

[quaint moss]

cheeseburger

[whole glade]

beesechurga

[sleek harness]

Why did you put cheese on my cheeseburger?

[quaint moss]

oh god

[gloomy tartan]

Asking the big questions

[fiery wave]

Yes. Patpats.

[sleek harness]

Nuh uh

[gloomy tartan]

Skaven do you like remmi

[fiery wave]

You are. Patpats.

[gloomy tartan]

Fan of his cooking?

[whole glade]

gayahh chat

[sleek harness]

Who

[gloomy tartan]

Little chef

[quaint moss]

:3

[gloomy tartan]

🐀 👨‍🍳

[quaint moss]

just got done risking rain

[gloomy tartan]

Ratatouille

[whole glade]

:3c gave him legs

[sleek harness]

Is it gay being told that you are a fluffy rat by a lunatic?

[quaint moss]

|:3c i gave him unibrow

[whole glade]

i mean yo gayass prolly like it

[whole glade]

<:3c gave him a hat

[sleek harness]

Being told by a girl

Who has a girlfriend

[whole glade]

and?

[tiny swift]

Could we just chew sugar canes, instead of making it into powder and slip into things?

[sleek harness]

Are you fucking dumb?

[tiny swift]

Yes

[gloomy tartan]

Yes

[sleek harness]

Cool

[whole glade]

lemme check rq. uhhhh yeah a lil

[gloomy tartan]

People be Cheeing sugar canes

You can do that yes

[sleek harness]

Thank you for confirming yall

[gloomy tartan]

They choppy it

I wasn’t confirming that

[sleek harness]

We should kill him now

[tiny swift]

3+3=5

[visual vortex]

I do not

I think

[gloomy tartan]

This is allways the answwr

[visual vortex]

Who are we killing

Who

Guys whi

[gloomy tartan]

Answer us rat man

[visual vortex]

Who are we killing fuys

[gloomy tartan]

We demand blood

[visual vortex]

@sleek harness who are we killing

Killing who

[sleek harness]

Sacrifice! Sacrifice!

[visual vortex]

Who is being killed

[sleek harness]

@whole glade

[visual vortex]

Thank you

[whole glade]

wha?

:[

[visual vortex]

I like this person to kill

[gloomy tartan]

Take They’re shins!

[whole glade]

im not a people

[gloomy tartan]

Make them look like cotton hill from king of the hill ! Take their shins!

[visual vortex]

*person

Dumbass

Lock in

Like me

Im forming coherent sentences

[whole glade]

i said people for a reason fuckass

[gloomy tartan]

Yo what would y’all do if someone stole your shins

[visual vortex]

Use my femurs

[gloomy tartan]

What’s your first move

You wake up no shine

[whole glade]

grow new ones duh

[gloomy tartan]

Cotton hill was kinda based

For being able to walk again

He’d be a good commisar

[visual vortex]

Id lock in and grow new ones in

[gloomy tartan]

Yo why can’t we absorb sunlight like plants

[visual vortex]

We do

[gloomy tartan]

Scientists need to lock in

No but like how plants do

So we literaly get fed

Not just vitamin d

I want a sunlight sandwich

Sunflowers make the sun look delicious

[jade stump]

sun powered grill

[gloomy tartan]

Does that make the food taste like the sun?

Can you confirm?

[visual vortex]

We can eat the flower

Consume their power

Bees are onto something

[gloomy tartan]

Like

Would we have to have a flower on us

Is that it

[visual vortex]

No

Eat it

[gloomy tartan]

Frankenstein absorbs lighting

Lucky mf

[visual vortex]

The scientist?

[gloomy tartan]

Oh wait you right

[visual vortex]

The monster is just called monster

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah Frankensteins monster I mean

[visual vortex]

He made a claim so FAKE

[gloomy tartan]

Also King Kong

In that one movie

Absorbed lighting

[visual vortex]

Even the schizophrenic cannibal had to correct him

[gloomy tartan]

And also Godzilla in one movie

Even though he was weak to it in other movies

[visual vortex]

A lot of reptiles absorb sun

[gloomy tartan]

Actually I thing lighting made him strong multiple times

Yeah

[knotty terrace]

why thank you i know the one is my pants is one but you dont have to state the obvious

[gloomy tartan]

I like that anjanath from monster hunter sun bathes on high perches like hills of cliff sides

[visual vortex]

A real one looks out for another real one

[gloomy tartan]

Mf fr just sits and gazed at the sunset

Contemplating his life

[visual vortex]

Alligators do that too

They've mastered the art of sitting on the grass with their mouth open

[gloomy tartan]

They do a chud sit too

[visual vortex]

Alligators?

[gloomy tartan]

Like when they sunbathe reptiles allways do a plop

[visual vortex]

Can confirm

[gloomy tartan]

More relaxed compared to normal

Looks like a dude on a couch with a beer

[visual vortex]

Let Smough use my heat pad when out my tank

[gloomy tartan]

You can see the muscles relax

[visual vortex]

Mfer took one step in the pad and flattened

[gloomy tartan]

Lmao

[visual vortex]

I think i have footage of it somewhere

Not sure

[dire kayak]

mrrrp :3

[visual vortex]

Hello goober

[round mica]

ollpheist

i can see deleted messages

[visual vortex]

Hi

[round mica]

what the fuck

was that

[twin flower]

What'd he say

[visual vortex]

A momentary collapse of locking in

[low blade]

What did he do

[gloomy tartan]

I missed it

What occured

[dire kayak]

what happened?

[low blade]

Spill the tea

[twin flower]

He relapsed

[lilac crag]

insane reaction image oomf

[dire kayak]

haiiii

[visual vortex]

Locked in

[round mica]

"I should hang your skinned corpse upside down over a bridge for people passing to mock and laugh at"

[visual vortex]

I remembered where i was

[gloomy tartan]

wtf lmao

[visual vortex]

This wasnt the MW2 lobbies

[gloomy tartan]

I was not prepared for this

[lilac crag]

o thanks

[dire kayak]

that sounds like something lamb would do to me!

[lilac crag]

INSANE

[round mica]

why tho

[dire kayak]

i dunno >w<

[round mica]

I'm Rebecca, yo!

[visual vortex]

Rebecca is a corpse

She is MOSS

WORM FOOD

[round mica]

not in my heart

[gloomy tartan]

Moss is cool

You gotta admit

[visual vortex]

Can confirm

It is very good to eat too

[gloomy tartan]

It covers mechs and animals and ruins

It’s peak

[lilac crag]

goober.........

[visual vortex]

When i was but a wee lad

[gloomy tartan]

Covers rocks

[visual vortex]

I remember

[dire kayak]

haiiii

:3

[lilac crag]

[visual vortex]

I would go through tick-infested grass and go to stones or logs

And eat the moss off of it

[dire kayak]

mrrrp :3

[gloomy tartan]

That made you stronger

[visual vortex]

It did

Can confirm

[round mica]

short-bus rider, for sure

[visual vortex]

Only for a bit

And that just means in the 40k universe i sit with ogryns

[gloomy tartan]

I saw a hawk hunt my acquaintance once

Pierced the back of his neck

Fed for weeks

[round mica]

that ride does not smell good

[low blade]

I once saw a hawk too||uh||

[visual vortex]

Smells good to me

[gloomy tartan]

It dive bombed him from a tree nearby

[visual vortex]

You missed Antartica

[gloomy tartan]

When it got close I and others went “ OH SHIT !”

He turned and the hawk aborted

Angled up and flew off

[visual vortex]

He locked in

[gloomy tartan]

It was LOCKED IN

[visual vortex]

LOCKED

IN

[round mica]

I am spilling the contents inside of your skull with a rock.

[visual vortex]

👹

[gloomy tartan]

Dive bombed from a palm tree direct perfect curve for the back of this guys neck

[low blade]

I know you can hear me on this channel, Makarov

[gloomy tartan]

Talons extended

Within a rulers distance

[visual vortex]

Momentary loss of composure

[gloomy tartan]

Full speed up

That hawk wanted to hunt that man lol

If we didn’t say anything it would of lol

[twin flower]

[round mica]

Completely composured, locked in, sane. Intentional threat.

[visual vortex]

Nah it wanted a hug but is too shy

[twin flower]

How does a hawk hunt a dude tho

[gloomy tartan]

THIS SHIT HITS ME WHWRE I LIVE DOG

[twin flower]

not like it could carry him home

[gloomy tartan]

I mean

Scavenge the body

Tbf

[round mica]

What does this even mean

[visual vortex]

I am always locked in

[gloomy tartan]

It causes a strong reaction from me which I find relatable and nostalgic and find enjoyable

[visual vortex]

I do not have violent intrusive thoughts.

[round mica]

the dancing dog emote is nostalgic for you?

[gloomy tartan]

It full on dive bombed from a palm tree arced its dive to use its talons to go for the back of this guys neck after he left the group to go pee at a bathroom

[round mica]

I have violent thoughts.
They are not intrusive.

[gloomy tartan]

Idk what its plan was if and after it took the guy out

[tiny swift]

Can you eat raw potatoes

[gloomy tartan]

I’m assuming eat till it’s full then leave the body

But it went for the paralyze strike lol

Back of the neck

[visual vortex]

Yes

[gloomy tartan]

Like they do when they throw goats off mountains

[visual vortex]

I do it allcthe time

[gloomy tartan]

It’s poison

[visual vortex]

No

Lock in

[gloomy tartan]

They are related to them poisoned flowers

You can still eat poison

[visual vortex]

Makes u stronger

Evidence: me

[lilac crag]

peak pfp

[gloomy tartan]

I guess you can try nibbling a potato

See how you react

I wouldn’t

I like potato’s

[fiery wave]

Nawt lunatic. Patpats.

[gloomy tartan]

French fries tho

[tiny swift]

I got told that in other server too lmao. Thank you!

[gloomy tartan]

I’d marry someone for French fries

[tiny swift]

Black Dog is amazing, one of my fav songs

[gloomy tartan]

That would be part of my dowry in medieval times

[visual vortex]

Would you marry me for french fries? 🫣

[tiny swift]

Yes

[gloomy tartan]

French fries is the bare minimum

[tiny swift]

I'm Hungry

[languid hazel]

Anyone wanna join me on Cyberstan? :3

[gloomy tartan]

That just gets you in the front door

[visual vortex]

Okay

[tiny swift]

Buy me Big mac and I'm yours for life

[visual vortex]

Good enough

[gloomy tartan]

That will get me to spend time with you

I will hangout to eat French fries

[visual vortex]

What type of french fries though

[dire kayak]

i could

[gloomy tartan]

Any

[visual vortex]

Okay

[gloomy tartan]

Cept sweet potato

Fuck that

[visual vortex]

Yeah

Sweet pitatoes kinda cring

[gloomy tartan]

I don’t really wanna try garlic fries

[lilac crag]

[gloomy tartan]

I have garlic bread for that

[south valve]

Bretonnian flirting:

[gloomy tartan]

Any shape of French fry

Hey I’m a imperial

[languid hazel]

Do ya wanna? :3

[visual vortex]

If you eat sweet potatoes you use ":3" seriously

[lilac crag]

me me me!!!!!!!

[dire kayak]

i do

[languid hazel]

[visual vortex]

Yea

[lilac crag]

I can do a couple before work

[gloomy tartan]

If we were in a vault

[visual vortex]

Garlic bread better

[gloomy tartan]

I’d sacrifice half of you

For spaxe for my potato farm

[round mica]

all helldivers are stinky

[gloomy tartan]

I’m sorry

But it’s the way it has to be

[visual vortex]

If we were in a vault

Id sacrifice half of you

[languid hazel]

Hop on nerd

[visual vortex]

Just for the epic 2015 prank lolz

[gloomy tartan]

Like I need my French fries

[languid hazel]

❤️

[lilac crag]

YAAAAYYY

[languid hazel]

Need a friend code from you I think

[gloomy tartan]

I’m willing to lose half of our population for French fries

I won’t go more than half

I’m realistic

I’ll be sad tho

[visual vortex]

I would kill half of our population for potatoes

Actually more than half

[gloomy tartan]

Without potato’s I’d want to explode the sun

I would

I’d find a way

[visual vortex]

Like a good 77% of the population

Potatoes make world go around

[dire kayak]

38333490

[gloomy tartan]

Agriculture is kinda based

Growing food

[visual vortex]

Hunting and garhering kinda based

[languid hazel]

I love that name <3

[tiny swift]

Hunting is fun until you have to skin animal

[gloomy tartan]

Yo how they make a the chicken all crispy

I like crispy meat

[visual vortex]

Nah that's the fun part

[lilac crag]

invite me twin !!

[gloomy tartan]

I want soo my meats crispy

[lilac crag]

[gloomy tartan]

All da breading

All that

[visual vortex]

Deepfry

I think

[gloomy tartan]

I like the crisp

[dire kayak]

guess how many times ive been kicked for using it

[gloomy tartan]

I preffer crisp

I want all meats crisp

[tiny swift]

Bbbbbbbb-oczek

[visual vortex]

Im going to yse that friend code and if i see stupid shit im fucking done with life

[gloomy tartan]

Tell us what it says

[visual vortex]

Ph wait it's a hd2 one

😌

[gloomy tartan]

Hey fish

You know about the stepdad eagle ?

He’s kinda based

[visual vortex]

Yeah u told me yesterday

[gloomy tartan]

Ah right

I got shit sleep

[visual vortex]

Me 2

[lilac crag]

@languid hazel evil dc

[gloomy tartan]

Esrly af wake up for vet

[lilac crag]

invite me again

[gloomy tartan]

Went good tho

[tiny swift]

We need 1 day, where everyone just speaks their native language, and English is banned

[visual vortex]

i only slept for 10hours

[gloomy tartan]

The universal language is comedy

[visual vortex]

With no interruptions

[gloomy tartan]

We all laugh at shit

[elder merlin]

Awaken @sleek harness

[gloomy tartan]

We can all laugh at soemthing even if we don’t understand each others language

Also becoming a mob

You can become a angry mob and not have any idea wtf the mf around you are saying

But still feel the same blind rage lol

[sleek harness]

No

[visual vortex]

I winder if the first joke was someone pointing at shit and then laughing

[languid hazel]

It doesn’t say you’re back online yet

[elder merlin]

[gloomy tartan]

It was definetly someone ripping ass

[lilac crag]

but I am with

[elder merlin]

Awaken @languid hazel

[gloomy tartan]

And someone laughing about it

[visual vortex]

The human mind desires two things

[lilac crag]

wth*

game broken!!!!

[visual vortex]

Amazing things

[sleek harness]

What do you want old eggman

[visual vortex]

And shitty things to love

[gloomy tartan]

The first joke was someone ripping ass louder and longer than normal with friends or family around him

[elder merlin]

To beat these arch tempered fuckbois

[languid hazel]

Hop on heck divers

[fiery wave]

So... :3 You know they are tasty, right? Just bake in oven?

[sleek harness]

Meaning

[elder merlin]

Alright

[gloomy tartan]

Yo

Would dinosaurs fart a lot

Or less

[visual vortex]

Gotilla fart a lit

[gloomy tartan]

Compared to similar sized mamals

[visual vortex]

Was around gorilla a bunch

Ate its hair

[gloomy tartan]

Wait I know

Do Komodo dragons fart alot

That’s the biggest lizard

[visual vortex]

Uhh

Well komodo dragons are more related to birds than other lizards

And reptiles usually just

[gloomy tartan]

Wait can birds and reptiles even fart

[visual vortex]

I dont think so

[gloomy tartan]

So dinosaurs prob couldn’t then

Dam

[visual vortex]

But when they shit it makes an awful sound

I assume they fart when shitting actually

[quaint moss]

a heart with legs

[gloomy tartan]

A sauropod ripping ass would be the actual loudest

[elder merlin]

[tiny swift]

I'm so angry right now, I will bite into raw onion and cry myself to sleep.

[gloomy tartan]

And they traveled in herds lol

[visual vortex]

Lock in

[gloomy tartan]

So a herd of sauropods ripping ass lmao

They spent most of theyre life’s eating

[tiny swift]

Lock out

[elder merlin]

Invite, @languid hazel

[visual vortex]

Your wish is my command

[gloomy tartan]

Lock down

[visual vortex]

🧞

[languid hazel]

Lock in

[visual vortex]

That's not a funny genie what the fuck

🧞‍♂️

[gloomy tartan]

Lockjaw

[visual vortex]

Your wish is my command

[gloomy tartan]

Oh shit we got a genie battle

[elder merlin]

I hate when the friends list takes forever to load

[tiny swift]

GRIMJAW from Bleach Anime from 2010 hahahaha I'm insane, goodbye!

[gloomy tartan]

d-d-d-D-D-Duel!!!

[dire kayak]

500 vox engines

[gloomy tartan]

Pamela Anderson servo skull when

[visual vortex]

Nikola tesla is already a servi skull

[languid hazel]

@elder merlin you turnip J was inviting you

[primal flax]

What % of the players in this game do ya’ll figure are doing auric missions and above? Like 25-35%?

[quaint moss]

i want burger

[gloomy tartan]

I want a ogryn servoskull

I don’t do aurics

[visual vortex]

I so

[gloomy tartan]

I do havocs

[visual vortex]

Do

I hate havoc

Havoc suck ass

[gloomy tartan]

I hate aurics

[visual vortex]

Why

[gloomy tartan]

Aurics suck ass

[elder merlin]

Wtf, im accepting the invite and it keeps telling me, "Connection error. Lobby is private. You do not have permission to join.". Bitch, im literally getting a invite from the host

[gloomy tartan]

lol

[visual vortex]

Why do you hate auric

[elder merlin]

Now it just doesnt show you online, @languid hazel

[gloomy tartan]

They suck ass like I said

I can change my mind

[visual vortex]

Why thiugh

[gloomy tartan]

But I’ll need someone to guide me

[visual vortex]

Though

[gloomy tartan]

No fun for me

When I play

Dunno

[visual vortex]

Someone like....

Me?

Tehee

😉

[gloomy tartan]

Like I like havocs and other difficulties

But aurics just

Feels like skinny jeans

[languid hazel]

Lemme know if it works petrus

[primal flax]

I find auric maelstrom’s/high intensity mutators are fine. Lots of specials and high horde density to keep it fun and Intersting

I will say anything lower than that can feel a bit too easy. A good group can essentially jsut hold w the entire match and win without anyone going down

[gloomy tartan]

I’m down sometime

Aurics felt like I was getting stabbed in my balls

Havoc was fun

Higher havocs get hard yeah

But 30 and below is fine

[visual vortex]

U use steam?

[gloomy tartan]

Nu

I mean yes

But I don’t play on steam

[visual vortex]

Why

[gloomy tartan]

Laptop not that gud

[visual vortex]

Oh

[gloomy tartan]

It’s still better than my old one

And a laptop

So yay

[elder merlin]

I restarted again, send me a invite, @languid hazel

[visual vortex]

Just in case

1104901988

This OUR friendcode guys

[gloomy tartan]

Can’t we still play together

[visual vortex]

Yeah but just incase

[gloomy tartan]

Ain’t this shit cross play?

[visual vortex]

It is

[gloomy tartan]

Oh that’s your steam code gotya

I’m working on my indefatigable penance rn

[visual vortex]

Im just too lazy to actually figure out how the in-game one works rn

[visual vortex]

What is

Penance

Requirement

[gloomy tartan]

Don’t go down

15 missions

Malice or higher

[visual vortex]

Oh that easy

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah

Fucking it up feels so dumb

But it’s happend lol

[visual vortex]

Lock in

[gloomy tartan]

If lag never happened I’d be swinging

[visual vortex]

Im too good

[gloomy tartan]

And I get impatient and try play with lag

I did play thru lag earlier lol

[visual vortex]

I have been procrastinating playing because i didnt want to do the 100 scum missions

[gloomy tartan]

Scum looks sticky

[visual vortex]

But i did it

[gloomy tartan]

Like someone spilled soda on them

[visual vortex]

It's very good

[gloomy tartan]

They are good at killing

Keep momentum going

[visual vortex]

Just that im really lazy

Good at line-breaking

[gloomy tartan]

Being lazy and using the most speeeeeeeeed class is funny lol

[visual vortex]

I did that for the final 20 missions

Didnit on lowest diff in only rolling steel or no man's land solo

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah I should do that

Teammates halp tho

[visual vortex]

Im not kidding when i said i just used the gun blitz ans rocketed all bosses to death

[gloomy tartan]

When they aren’t ass

[visual vortex]

Teammates are STUPID

[gloomy tartan]

Honestly as long as they keep up

And shoot dogs off me

Or nets

[hazy kestrel]

Say it louder for those in the back lmao.

[gloomy tartan]

That’s all I would ever want

[visual vortex]

TEAMMATES ARE STUPID

[gloomy tartan]

Or cover when I’m doing the data pad shit

[visual vortex]

LOCK IN

[gloomy tartan]

I said it’s nice when they aren’t stupid lol

[visual vortex]

I never get caught ny dogs

[gloomy tartan]

Not required

Yeah that’s me not locking in

[visual vortex]

Only when i do get caught cause im doing a blindfold dancepad run

[gloomy tartan]

I wish I had that cassowary hummingbird rn

A big ass hummingbird head would be fun to pet

[primal flax]

I usually don’t get caught by dogs unless one sneaks up from behind in the middle of a horde or something with no audio cues.

What always gets me is trappers. Always in the middle a horde and impossible to single out and kill. I usually dodge the nets, but I’ve been finding there’s been less and less audio cues recently

[visual vortex]

I mag dump horde

[gloomy tartan]

It’s allways me getting lazy or lag

Playing super late sleepy

Ima see if it’s lagging rn if not ima continue my streak

[primal flax]

I usually play high after work, so i go from either playing on fire or making a ton of stupid mistakes. Never in between.

I will say I play better high, however.

[hazy kestrel]

Hive Scum-accurate gaming.

[gloomy tartan]

Scum don’t work

[hazy kestrel]

[gloomy tartan]

Or have families

Just crack

[primal flax]

Tbh I have yet to try the hivescum out.

I don’t know why I haven’t. I guess I’ve seen so many of them around its left a bad taste

Same with arbites

[hazy kestrel]

Oh you, nitpicking my funny statement.

[hazy kestrel]

Fair and valid

[visual vortex]

Zealot worse

[gloomy tartan]

I’m nitpicking you like a parasite eating bird

[visual vortex]

They always sound like they're 40

[primal flax]

I main zealot. And im 42. lol

[visual vortex]

And always say that they dodged it

[visual vortex]

😌

[gloomy tartan]

Do dogs and trappers have beef

[visual vortex]

My beliefs sre confirmed

[gloomy tartan]

A dog killed a trapper for me once

And itself

[visual vortex]

Dog hungru

[primal flax]

I’d say some zealots can be bad for sure. Many just run ahead, using their charge double in a row with no plan on how to get back

[hazy kestrel]

All dogs go to heaven, right?

[gloomy tartan]

It leapt and pushed the trapper down into its death and died with it

[hazy kestrel]

Right?

[visual vortex]

Ueah

[gloomy tartan]

That one did

He locked in

[hazy kestrel]

:)

[gloomy tartan]

He denied nurgle

[visual vortex]

Doggies sre good

[gloomy tartan]

Remembered who he was

[visual vortex]

You could say thzt he...

Locked in...

[gloomy tartan]

As that pox hound went past me I heard it sing

[primal flax]

I main heavy sword though. I actually enjoy picking non-meta zealot weapons. Make you have to rely on your group to handle different threats, meaning it restricts my temptation to charge into abythjng

[gloomy tartan]

HOLD ME NOW

[hazy kestrel]

But…where thammer? :(

[visual vortex]

I use heavy evis

[gloomy tartan]

That pox hound listened to creed

[visual vortex]

Because i like sounds

[gloomy tartan]

I use chain sword

🙂

[visual vortex]

For zealot

[primal flax]

I have a thammer build I use! But I love my heavy sword.

[gloomy tartan]

I’m a veteran

[visual vortex]

I love vet too

[gloomy tartan]

I see evicerator users like the ryu to my Ken

The Mario to my Luigi

[primal flax]

Heavy evis is great but I find the rev attack animation tends to glitch/not to damage sometimes

[gloomy tartan]

The princess peach to my yoshi

[visual vortex]

I do it cuz it looks cool

[gloomy tartan]

Oh wait you right

It was baby Mario and yoshi

[primal flax]

Gotta use mk 3 evis though. It’s just…amazing.

And fun

[main zephyr]

when i play zealot to have fun

i run chaxe and double barrel

[whole glade]

gods i could devour a whole fuckin thing of buckeyes

[visual vortex]

Okay

[main zephyr]

[gloomy tartan]

Yoshi is based

[main zephyr]

[gloomy tartan]

Bro throws his own eggs

[main zephyr]

yoshis story was so good as a kid

[primal flax]

Chain axe is fun as hell! And just decimates carapace. Crushers be afraid.