general-chat

[rain pilot]

there is no sound here

[gloomy tartan]

Loudest Is the most powerful asshole ?

Power farts?

[rain pilot]

vine boom

[rose pine]

Got that forbidden fart technique from Mewgenics.

[fiery wave]

No long hair pretty Amazonian?

[tired inlet]

"I like catgirls because of final fantasy"
"I like catgirls because of Outlaw Star"
"I like catgirls because of Tenshi Muyo"
"I like cat girls because of Dominion Tank Police"

[twin flower]

Dear lawd

[rose pine]

Not yet I'm afraid, still working away at what I'm trying to do.

[gloomy tartan]

Wonder wahmen

[fiery wave]

I just like cats.

[rain pilot]

I like cat women

[gloomy tartan]

I like when animals snuggle

[fiery wave]

Xena.

[rose pine]

TLDR. Super powerful knockback ability, full AOE.

Gives your character a permanent disability.

[gloomy tartan]

Mmmm

[languid hazel]

Fair enough

[tired inlet]

<< Bruce Wayne badly costumed

[gloomy tartan]

That good old

[rose pine]

My cat got Kamikaze (Blows up when killed)
And Depression

[gloomy tartan]

Mmmm

Xena rules

[twin flower]

He's too powerful

[rose pine]

They also had Russian Roullette as an ability.

They died when I used it

[fiery wave]

Aww...

[scenic salmon]

Does depression do anything in Mewgenics, or is it just he has depression now.

[twin flower]

Hah, funny

[low blade]

I wish they added a Felinid to tabletop as a mini that a Space Marine grabs by the feet and spins around in place until the centrifugal force breaks their neck

[rose pine]

Game is honestly a blast. I might have a mild stigma-of-dislike against catgirls, but god I love cats, and I love when Edmund applies his TWISTED, INSANE 2010 humor to them

Imagine the latter in a very shrieky joker-voice

[dire kayak]

that seems overly violent

[low blade]

This is Warhammer 40,000

[fiery wave]

You no rike?

[low blade]

This is also incredibly cartoonish

[rose pine]

Oh wait right, lemme just shoot this in DM's.

[tiny swift]

What happened to all other Warhammers? they got lost?

[dire kayak]

i ate them :3

[tiny swift]

That sounds like too much Iron

[low blade]

Horus stole them

[dire kayak]

youd be surprised :3

[rose pine]

Iron-poisoning

Ti's also why sharks, don' like eatin' hummies, Sah'.

[tiny swift]

Horus is so evil, he stole my wallet

[rose pine]

Em's lil guys gots too much iron' n' poison the shark!

[scenic salmon]

Horus stole all 40 000 of them! That;s far more then four tens. And that's even more terrible.

[rose pine]

also why Kanni-ba-lism, is looked down upon sah', human guts, kant handle tha'.

Gon' give ya the Super shits, sah'.

Simple as.

Don' eat ya fellow men, let the ogryns' eat' em for ya

[scenic salmon]

Oi! Don't listen to this Bon'ead! 'es just trying to kip some extra rashuns!

Morror sayd 'no more', 'e needs to go on a di-et!

[tired inlet]

swallowing small metal marbles before going to an MRI so they burst out of my stomach and kill me instantly

for a prank

[twin flower]

fkin hell

[tiny swift]

Painting Alpha legion, should be tortue method. I'm losing not only my mind, but paint too.

[rose pine]

DO NOT, EAt' Da Scrap'eds (No' gon' call 'em scrappers, sounds like' a lil slur, dont like it.)

Dems got tha' super Space-aids gene in'em, lest tha's what Spark'ed told me.

[scenic salmon]

Call all of your 'tactical mishaps' camoflauge. Or just paint them as a different chapter and reveal after the game that actually all of them were Alpha Legion doing a false flag attack.

[rose pine]

Sounds like what I'd do with a cat in Mewgenics.

Give them full metal armor, and use 'Thunderstorm', after sending them into the middle of the enemies

Gonna turn' em' inta' a bomb o' zappin' sah'.

[tiny swift]

Eat few or more grams of polyethylene glyco and make biggest prank for doctors and nurses, once you start painting whole room brown.

[gloomy tartan]

I have phantom pain from cadia

[tiny swift]

Do you have phantom sense?

[rose pine]

Snake eeeaaatterr...

[gloomy tartan]

Invisible

[rose pine]

Just realized that they used the original trailer-song from 12 years ago for Mewgenics, mans that's golden.

Edmund > 95% of the gaming industry.

[scenic salmon]

remasteredd the entire trailer or so I hear.

[wind hornet]

that game has consumed my life for the past couple days

tasty legs and crispy thighs

on my mind

[twin flower]

Is imbreeding cats really that fun

[dire kayak]

mrrow

[zenith pollen]

overwatch servers kicked me at the end of a ranked match and now i have a 15 minute ban LORD EMPEROR HOLD ME HAND OR IM GOING TO COMMIT SOMETHING HEINOUS

[rose pine]

Yeee, but they still kept the original track from 12 years ago

[rose pine]

Kat fight Kat fight!
Got Kat?
Lets Fight.
Beatdown, Tonight.
Kat Fight, Kat Fight.

[scenic salmon]

isn't the entire point of a remaster just 'everything is the same, but higher quality'?

[bleak iris]

youve been MPREGED

[rose pine]

Absolutely.
Just like, cant call it a remaster since the game only just came out

Just nice to see that Edmund was like
" Yes, This is good. "

[wind hornet]

got kat? lets fight
your ass is mine
beatdown tonight

[zenith pollen]

im the one who hooks twinks and pulls them towards me

[rose pine]

Kat fight Kat fight.
One wins
One DIES, DIES, DIES, DIES!

[gloomy tartan]

What the fuck are you guys talking about

[rose pine]

Mewgenics.

[wind hornet]

@gloomy tartan got cat?

[rose pine]

And overwatch

[bleak iris]

the male fantasy

[rose pine]

Got Kat?
Cant wait for night.
Gonna break some Heads right.
Got Kat? Kat Fight.
Your Ass, Is Mine.

[gloomy tartan]

Y’all ever imagine doing mad scientist shit

[wind hornet]

we have some cult classics in that game

but my favourite is kannibal kitty

[rose pine]

I really love my Auto cannon Mage Gagito'.

[visual vortex]

I dont have fantasies of getting pregnant

[rose pine]

Woe Upon you, 36 x 2 Damage to all enemies

[visual vortex]

I have fantasies of fighting another person in a gladiatorial arena to the death

[gloomy tartan]

Imagine a half gorilla half kangaroo

[rose pine]

All I get in return is Depression.

[gloomy tartan]

🦍 + 🦘

[rose pine]

@wind hornet Favorite Bosstheme. Hand it over.

[gloomy tartan]

Arms of a gorilla and legs of a kangaroo

[wind hornet]

wait let me spoiler it

[visual vortex]

Wouldnt work

Because the arms would be too heavy

[gloomy tartan]

No I know it wouldn’t work

[rose pine]

I haven't gotten to the final bosses after the Desert.

[visual vortex]

And different bone densities

[gloomy tartan]

I’m talking mad scientist here

[visual vortex]

Oh

Uhhh

[gloomy tartan]

Like bullshit we figure it out

[visual vortex]

Tank from l4d2?

[rose pine]

So up until ||Gun-Gagito|| And ||Snorlax-looking-ass||

I'm good

[wind hornet]

||throbbing king|| fight song is fucking nuts

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah but it could leap

With the kangaroo feet

[rose pine]

Och, haven't gotten that far yet

Been too busy tactically breeding

[gloomy tartan]

I imagine it would be buff everywhere

[zenith pollen]

i need to wait 15 minutes now great

[rose pine]

Tbh your fault for playing Overwatch

Just stop

[gloomy tartan]

Bro it would be a tank from left from dead that does fucking quick dashes

[rose pine]

Play Deadlock instead smh.

[visual vortex]

It would get a lot of heatstrokes though

[zenith pollen]

i dont even know how to access it

[gloomy tartan]

With the kangaroo feat it would quick dash and slam the gorilla legs

[rose pine]

TL;DR, Friend invite only.

So if you got a friend who've played it, just tell them to shoot you an invite.

[gloomy tartan]

Well make it really good at regulating it’s temp

[zenith pollen]

what the fuck is TL;DR

[rose pine]

Long story short.

[gloomy tartan]

Too long didn’t read

[rose pine]

Both of these, ye

[wind hornet]

thick legs damn right

[visual vortex]

I mean gorillas naturally have bad sweat glands

[dapper heart]

Petition for this server to have a soundboard of the mutant's RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHGHHGHGHGHGHGH

[gloomy tartan]

Oooo

[rose pine]

Also, that Spider theme Hamdolsun. 😩

[visual vortex]

You'd have to take out human glands and graft then to it too

[gloomy tartan]

What about kangaroo glandsv

[wind hornet]

turns out

[visual vortex]

Also bad

[gloomy tartan]

Don’t they endure heat alot?

Ohhh

[wind hornet]

daddy shark can one shot any boss if it gets to them

[visual vortex]

Humans have the best glands

[gloomy tartan]

Really?

[bleak iris]

you may not be male

[gloomy tartan]

We do?

[wind hornet]

so I had a run where the shark just went up and ate the spider queen turn 1

[visual vortex]

When we were primitive before weapons

[gloomy tartan]

Better than any animal?

Wow

[visual vortex]

We would chase our prey to a hear stroke

[rose pine]

@zenith pollen If you want, I can get you into the game, takes like 5 minutes. Just dont have League of Legends Mentality of " Main character syndrome "

[zenith pollen]

none of my friends played it

[rose pine]

[visual vortex]

And finish them off when they were too weak to even move

[gloomy tartan]

OH YEAH

endurance runners

[visual vortex]

Our bodies are made for running

[zenith pollen]

i play as sombra in overwatch im anything BUT a main character

[gloomy tartan]

We good at a constant pace

[zenith pollen]

i lurk in the shadows

[visual vortex]

A good example of that are the marines that carry 400 pounds in pure silence across a desert in the night for three hours

[rose pine]

Ah, you'd love Haze, she's like Sombra, but relavent in the game

[gloomy tartan]

Ok yeah there we go

So a gorilla top with kangaroo bottom?

[zenith pollen]

im always open to new expiriences how do i get the access?

[visual vortex]

We also have a massive frontal love

Lobe

[gloomy tartan]

I mean

[rose pine]

Also haven't played Overwatch since 2021. So like, Yea, Blizzard.

[languid hazel]

I’m trying to make a response to this mimicking a certain someone but it’s grossing me out just trying

[visual vortex]

The frontal lobe is linked to cognitive processes

[gloomy tartan]

We have a massive front love too

[rose pine]

Gotta add you on steam, then I'll shoot you an invite, simple as.

[zenith pollen]

is there a stealth character in deadlock?

[rose pine]

around 142k' daily players, invite-only game.

Everyone can stealth with the right items

[visual vortex]

Good evidence of this is how we would chase mammoths into pits filled with sharpened spikes

And then crush them with rocks

[gloomy tartan]

Next animal

[rose pine]

We got that Dota 2 Valve item system.

[visual vortex]

Give a human enough training or a rock and they can kill nearly anything

[rose pine]

Give me weights, and I'll work out, give me rocks, and I'll work out, give me both, and I'll work out

[visual vortex]

Also that's why animals will stop mid-fight and just stare at each other

[rose pine]

Pacifist route.

[visual vortex]

That's them catching their breath

[gloomy tartan]

I’m going to use the one from futurama

[visual vortex]

Animals that arent humans work in bursts

[gloomy tartan]

It was a rhino and a

Ummm

A rhino and a black panther

[visual vortex]

I love rhinoes

[gloomy tartan]

Either that or a cheetah

I forget

But it was some line from the professor

[zenith pollen]

i sense PEAK show

[languid hazel]

This explains why I work in short bursts

[gloomy tartan]

About how “ rhey “ decided he went too far

I think it was a rhino and a cheetah hybrid

[rose pine]

Reminder, that the hippopotamus has skin so thick that not even lions can hurt them a good 87% of the time when trying to attact them.

Attack*

They're the kings

[visual vortex]

Cheetahs are actually just filled with anxiety

[gloomy tartan]

So what would our mad scientist cheetah rhino hybrid look like

[rose pine]

Cat moment

[visual vortex]

They get a super fast heart rate when eating

Not after chasing

[zenith pollen]

so uh can you get me in?

[visual vortex]

Because they're so used to their meals getting stolen

[rose pine]

Check Dm's you doofus

[visual vortex]

They can do a hiss or anything

So they cant intimidate

All they can do is run

In fact they have such bad anxiety they often can get support dogs with them

[gloomy tartan]

Ok

But like

We’re mad scientists

[visual vortex]

And rhinos are only hostile because of bad eye sight

[gloomy tartan]

We’re splicing it with a rhino

[visual vortex]

Rhinos are thousand pound dogs

If they had better eyes like how when they were younger they'd act like dogs

There's videos of them acting like dogs

So you'd have a dog riddled with anxiety

If you want an actual predator splice a hippo with an elephant or an orca

[gloomy tartan]

No I want funny

[visual vortex]

I fucking hate hippos

[visual vortex]

Monkey cat
P

[gloomy tartan]

We’re mad scientists

Not the military

[visual vortex]

No

[gloomy tartan]

They did that in wolfer styke so yes

[visual vortex]

Oh right

Uhhh

[gloomy tartan]

It was rad

Make multiple

They well help in the lab

[visual vortex]

Servo skulls 2.0

[gloomy tartan]

Free labor

[visual vortex]

Monkey cat

Doesnt complain about labor laws

[gloomy tartan]

Hear me out I want a salt water crocodile

The size of a buss

That shoots bees at you

From its mouth

[visual vortex]

That existed

Well one the size of a bus

[gloomy tartan]

Oh yeah prehistoric ones

[twin flower]

Did it also shoot bees out of its mouth

[visual vortex]

And crocodiles and alligators are already perfected

[gloomy tartan]

No but

Bees

[visual vortex]

You dont need to perfect perfection

[gloomy tartan]

But bees

They could have a alliance

[visual vortex]

Bees with monkey heads

They fly at you and screech

[scenic salmon]

Do a Gharial instead. They have funnier snouts.

[gloomy tartan]

Imagine the crocodile chicks are protected by the bees

And the crocodile shoots bees out of its mouth as a beam attack

[visual vortex]

The best time of my life was when i fed an alligator and held the babies

[gloomy tartan]

Aw

The squeaks

[visual vortex]

Ive held about 2-3

[gloomy tartan]

Now imagine the baby alligator shooting a bee at you

And the bee makes you honey

[twin flower]

Chris has a new obsession

[visual vortex]

Wait till you realize how aggressive baby alligators already are

[twin flower]

Bee Alligators

[gloomy tartan]

Dude I’m sorry but

[visual vortex]

Replace the bees with wasps

Evil combo

[gloomy tartan]

If we have crocs and gators the ability to shoot bees out of theyre mouths

[visual vortex]

Big adult alligstors are just lazy

[twin flower]

Reminds me of that one Enemy from Darkest dungeon DLC

[visual vortex]

And funny looking

[gloomy tartan]

It wouel basically be a kaiju shrunk down

It would have a beam attack

That’s made of bees

[tired inlet]

THIS LOOKS LIKE A PROBLEM SOLVED BY DR. BEES

[visual vortex]

I have this one image of like a 10 something foot alligator sitting on the river side surrounded by food sleeping

[twin flower]

The crocodilian, it actually had a nest of bees/wasps at its back and attacks you with it

[visual vortex]

I forgot the actual size but i remember it being 9 or bigger

[tired inlet]

like that honey bug in Fallout 76?

[twin flower]

Idk what that is, I dont play Fallout

[gloomy tartan]

Maybie the bee colony lives in the croc

And comes out to defend the croc as a beam attack

[twin flower]

Check out that Crocodilian I mentioned from DD, sick design

[gloomy tartan]

Some symbiotic shit

[twin flower]

symbiote?

[tired inlet]

https://fallout.fandom.com/wiki/Honey_beast

[visual vortex]

Have you ever seen alligators wirh duckweed!

[twin flower]

whats a symbicort

[visual vortex]

?

[gloomy tartan]

Idk auto correct

Duck weed is neat

[visual vortex]

There's a bird that eats bugs of alligators and stuff

[rose pine]

The best thing about fallout, is how Bethesda fellout of their own franchise

[visual vortex]

But when they go near duckweed their feet get covered with the seeds

[gloomy tartan]

I’ll make my crocodile that shoots bees at you

[visual vortex]

And when they land on the alligator the duckweed grows on it

[gloomy tartan]

You’ll see, you’ll all see

[twin flower]

Last game I played was Skuhrim

[visual vortex]

It doesnt hurt them

But i swear they look like miniature islands

It's like the perfect camouflage

[gloomy tartan]

Yeh

Looks cool

Like some dragon turtle island shit

[rose pine]

Played Fallouy 76 for like 3 hours on steam while it was on sale.
Gave the
" My friends and I was planning on playing it together, but they quit, gave it an extra bit to see if I'd enjoy it solo, but I really didn't. "

Got all my money back

[visual vortex]

Now the alligators can be even more lazy

This is amazing

[gloomy tartan]

What about a barracuda chimpanzee hybrid

[visual vortex]

I love alligstors

[gloomy tartan]

Is that a good idea ?

[visual vortex]

Chimpanzees cant swim

And if i remember barracudas have bad eyes

[gloomy tartan]

So the barracuda gills let it breath in water ?

[visual vortex]

I might be stretching there

[visual vortex]

No i mean chimps sink

Like they just cant swim

[gloomy tartan]

Ah

So it would walk on the floor

[visual vortex]

Neither can orangutans

[zenith pollen]

fallout 76 when you leave the vault is like a pilot cockpit so many fuckin buttons

[visual vortex]

It would have to

[gloomy tartan]

Bad combo then?

[visual vortex]

Eh

Kind of?

I mean

[gloomy tartan]

What about a hummingbird and a cassowary

Both birds

[visual vortex]

An adult male that is healthy would wipe the floor with a chimp naturally

[gloomy tartan]

Both cool birds

[visual vortex]

But a fish head would probably gove the chimp enough time to get good hits

Except gills are a very big weakspot for many fish

[gloomy tartan]

I want this written on a t shirt

[visual vortex]

So all the guy would have to do is plunge his hands into the gills and tear them out

And the chimp would choke on its blood and die

[visual vortex]

Trye

I like the American Woodcock

[gloomy tartan]

They r neat

Would a hummingbird cassowary be big

Or tiny still

Like it could just be a fancy hummingbird with spur claws the size of a chicken

With a fast metabolism that’s fast as fuck

[visual vortex]

I mean if it's the humming bird parts on the cassowary

Then it would lose its beak

[gloomy tartan]

We make it the same size lol

[visual vortex]

And wouldnt be able to fly

[gloomy tartan]

Regardless of which parts we use

[knotty terrace]

Heyo how goes slaying heretics?

[visual vortex]

Like what size though

[gloomy tartan]

We pick

What’s optimal

[visual vortex]

Okay like a crow

Or a small dog

[gloomy tartan]

I like this yes

[visual vortex]

Uhhh

[gloomy tartan]

Agreed

[visual vortex]

Cassowary body or hummingbird one

[gloomy tartan]

I imagine cassowary would be stronger ?

Resilient I mean

[visual vortex]

The main issue is that hummingbirds are fragile

[gloomy tartan]

Just cuz hummingbirds made for flight aerodynamics

We could say the bone density of one the body plan of another etc

[visual vortex]

So if hummingbird body then it would be very brittle and much slower

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah a dog sized hummingbird would be slower

[visual vortex]

If cassowary body then it'd become a ground-dwelling bird

[gloomy tartan]

Like a road runner

[visual vortex]

Yeah

But it wouldnt have an actual beak and would just be around flowers

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah

[visual vortex]

Just trying to get food and then run when it sees you

[faint isle]

If im havoc rank 24, is 24 enough to get to 25?

[gloomy tartan]

I’m bummed cuz no benefit from hummingbird besides the fast wings

[visual vortex]

And speed

[gloomy tartan]

Would it still get speed ?

[visual vortex]

On which body?

The hummingbird one?

[gloomy tartan]

Which body did we pick again lol

[visual vortex]

For flight it would be slower and have brittle bones

[gloomy tartan]

Like a pigeon

[visual vortex]

Cassowary body it would be limited to ground and become a vegan basically

[visual vortex]

A real man never disrespects pigeons

[gloomy tartan]

They served in the war

Wars

[visual vortex]

I love them

[gloomy tartan]

I mean it would be slower but

It could have kill spurs on the legs still from cassowary

But weak to ambush

[visual vortex]

When i went to new york i would feed churros to the pigeons

[gloomy tartan]

Hmm

[visual vortex]

Well birds are weak to ambushes

You need a good start to get off the ground

[gloomy tartan]

a cassowary style body makes it a road runner but a vegan

[visual vortex]

And birds only have 2 defenses which are beaks and talons

It would also lose a major defence

[jaunty path]

You prolly made a shit pile over there

[gloomy tartan]

It’s def getting the cassowary feet

[visual vortex]

New hork was already shit

[jaunty path]

kek

[gloomy tartan]

So it can slice open stuff like a cassowary

[visual vortex]

And the pigeons were nice

[visual vortex]

It'd probably just run away from fights though

[gloomy tartan]

Oh yeah

[visual vortex]

And only really fight if need to

[gloomy tartan]

It would kill so many influencers

[faint isle]

Nikolai Tesla knew the NY pidgeons are up to something

[coarse whale]

Are we talking about birds today?

[gloomy tartan]

Who try to take selfies with it

So many

[visual vortex]

Because if the legs are restraints or if it's attacked from behind it's done

[gloomy tartan]

Lmao

[rose pine]

Fucks this

Brother

It's me but bigger

[visual vortex]

Grafting different animal parts on each other

And weighing the pros and cons

[visual vortex]

Happens with orangutans

[gloomy tartan]

The moment a idiot try’s to take a selfie with it and it slices they’re shit lol

[faint isle]

If you like combining weird animal parts, Mewgenics might be up your alley

[gloomy tartan]

I like this idea tho of it being a weird flower lover

[coarse whale]

[visual vortex]

It's funnyp

I like it

[gloomy tartan]

So we going with ground dweller

[visual vortex]

Yeah

[gloomy tartan]

Cassowary body

Dog size

[visual vortex]

It could probably be a good pet in some cases

If you have the skills

[gloomy tartan]

Do we want like a hummingbird head

[visual vortex]

Yeahp

[gloomy tartan]

With the cassowary crest?

For extra fancy

[visual vortex]

Yeah

[coarse whale]

What about plover wings

[visual vortex]

Absolutely

[gloomy tartan]

Bro the tongue

Omg

It would be so fucking long lmao

[visual vortex]

Big flowerp

[gloomy tartan]

The way it curls into a hummingbirds body

It would be like a ant eater

Lmfao

Soo long

[visual vortex]

Ant eater head on gorilla body

[gloomy tartan]

I mean

It could destroy the ant hills

[visual vortex]

This is the plot of Frankenstein

[gloomy tartan]

With its gorilla hands

[visual vortex]

It wiuld kill the supercolonies in california or wherever it was

[gloomy tartan]

And with the ant eater claws on the gorilla hands

It would be like a therizinosaurus

Oh no wait then it couldn’t knuckle walk if it had claws

[visual vortex]

I wad going to say grizzly with polar bear

But that actually exists

[gloomy tartan]

That’s just real yeah

A raccoon and a raven

[visual vortex]

Raccoon and crow

Smart thing with beak

[coarse whale]

Imagine a small, aggressive wren with plover wings. would be a nightmare

[gloomy tartan]

Seagull and raccoon

[visual vortex]

That would suck

Now it steals more

[gloomy tartan]

lol yea

Ultimate thief

Well

[visual vortex]

I have always wanted shark teeth

[gloomy tartan]

More mob tactics

Shark boy ?

[visual vortex]

And it'd have hands

That's one of the best body parts in nature

[knotty terrace]

Ya know It’s a shame that there no voice lines about each of our characters back story say for example if an ogryn was saved by sarge

[visual vortex]

Because you can use things

And make tools

So they'd probably beat you with sticks

[gloomy tartan]

Dog what

Would they get smarter

[visual vortex]

Yeah

Raccoons are pretty smart

I think

Smart enough

[gloomy tartan]

Are seagulls smart?

I thought they were kinda dumb

[visual vortex]

Definetly not

[gloomy tartan]

I’m not sure

They are clever

As fuck

[visual vortex]

Seagulls are smooth

But not smart

[gloomy tartan]

So we would get it smart enoughf for tool use

Hybridizing them

Along with Mob tactics

From seagulls

[visual vortex]

I just searched it

[gloomy tartan]

It would be squawking and hissing a lot too

Like the fuckin gulls

[visual vortex]

They are able to use small rocks and tools to open containets

[gloomy tartan]

Oh fuck

And with a mob they’ll just get smart faster

[visual vortex]

And hit and run tactics

[gloomy tartan]

Teaching it to the next generation

Fuck they’ll learn how to drop rocks on us

[visual vortex]

I was about to say

[gloomy tartan]

Oh god

Fires

They’ll spread fires

[visual vortex]

They could technically grab something like a heavy rock and kill you

[visual vortex]

A bird already does that in australia i think for bugs

[gloomy tartan]

And he doesn’t even have hands

[visual vortex]

Hands are just OP

[gloomy tartan]

This hybrid could Cary burning sticks with hands and throw them with better aim

This would be a planet of the apes situation

[visual vortex]

The ability to grab something and use it beyond shoving it would is busted

[visual vortex]

We need to kill them

[gloomy tartan]

They would turn on us the moment someone refuses to give the clan a sacrifice of a French fry or chip

[visual vortex]

Wait

Actually

No keep the

[gloomy tartan]

We would have peace for 300 years

[visual vortex]

You could get your own militia

[gloomy tartan]

But someone will fuck it up

They would have clan wars ?

Against eachother ?

[visual vortex]

Probably honestly

[gloomy tartan]

At the beach and alleys

Just vibing as they beat eachother with clubs

[visual vortex]

Seagulls already shit on people if they give food to other seagulls and not them

[gloomy tartan]

I unironicly enjoyed feeding them when I had enough

[visual vortex]

So they'd have a ton of in-fighting

[gloomy tartan]

They have such big family’s tho

Like fuck

[visual vortex]

Pigeons are also pretty cool

They actually looked really healthy in new york

[gloomy tartan]

They are veterans

[rough verge]

meta pig ahh tactic

[gloomy tartan]

Pigeons are domesticated pretty much

Just roam wild

[visual vortex]

Yeah

I walked up to one on a fence

Looked it right in the eyes

[gloomy tartan]

Like they are so domesticated

[visual vortex]

gave it a watermelon piece

[gloomy tartan]

Society just decided to abandon them back in the day

[rough verge]

are rats considered aswell

[gloomy tartan]

Like our other veterans

[rough verge]

cause theyre EVERYWHERE

[gloomy tartan]

Rats are smart

But they can be dirty in the wild and spread disease

[visual vortex]

Rats are only dirty because they are capable of living in such enviroments

[gloomy tartan]

I had a pet one

[rough verge]

i think everyone in nyc is dirty and rats just get the bad rep

[gloomy tartan]

Mr buff rat

[visual vortex]

The people were fine

[gloomy tartan]

I mean they gotta eat

Rats gotta eat too

They go were the trash is

Don’t hate them

Clean up your trash

They will leave

I mean if your infested

It’s too late lmao

[visual vortex]

Also peak stealth

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah

[rough verge]

asking americans to be considerate and not lazy is moot

[visual vortex]

Not all americans are lazy

[gloomy tartan]

What about a snake and a barracuda

Like a cobra

[visual vortex]

Barracuda and anaconda

[gloomy tartan]

Ooooo

They both end in da

[visual vortex]

That's what im sayinnn

[gloomy tartan]

Barracudanaconda

[visual vortex]

Barraconda

[gloomy tartan]

Yours sounds more efficient

[visual vortex]

Not funny tho

[gloomy tartan]

Mine sounds like some fake latin

Like some fake ass Latin

[visual vortex]

You could pass it as latin

Not like anyone actively speaks jt still

[gloomy tartan]

What about a condor and a hedgehog

[visual vortex]

Thise massive birds?

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah

I know of them cuz I’m in Cali

[visual vortex]

i like the idea of them on the hedgehog body

[gloomy tartan]

Lmao

Like the bird head

[visual vortex]

Because then they csn drop down on you as a spiky ball if you piss them off

[gloomy tartan]

But hedgehog body lmao

[visual vortex]

Yeah

[gloomy tartan]

Lmfao

Big ass bird

Biggest fucking bird actually

Just doing a fucking spin dash on you

[visual vortex]

They're smart right?

[gloomy tartan]

From the sky

[visual vortex]

I remember hearing that

[gloomy tartan]

I believe so yeh

And good parents I think

[visual vortex]

nd that their stomachs can kill diseases

[gloomy tartan]

Or attentive atleast

[visual vortex]

Proof that the job can completely demolish your reputation

[gloomy tartan]

Wait

It would be a dragon

4 legs and wings

Spikes lol

[visual vortex]

Oh shit ur right

[gloomy tartan]

No tail tho

But a weird dragon lol

[visual vortex]

Give a caiman lizard the wings

They look like alligators already

And swim like a crocodile

[gloomy tartan]

Komodo dragons and condors ?

[visual vortex]

That would suck

We'd all doe

Unless we kill them first

[gloomy tartan]

We’ve gone too far?

It would be so fucking cool tho

[visual vortex]

Has science gone too far?!

[visual vortex]

True

Counterpoint: it looks cool

[gloomy tartan]

Imagine it slamming into a suburban window to snatch a bucket of KFC from a family

[visual vortex]

It would kill the children

[gloomy tartan]

Like a dragon stealing a princess

[visual vortex]

And eat them

[gloomy tartan]

It could just grab them and fly off

[visual vortex]

They already have been documented digging up freshly buried corpses and eating them

[gloomy tartan]

It could Cary small ppl away

[visual vortex]

And they have venomous saliva i think

[gloomy tartan]

Yup

[visual vortex]

The price we pay for making something cool af

[gloomy tartan]

Amazing tracking

From the tongue

Like op

[visual vortex]

Also it wouldnt be in colder areas

So i guess it has a nerf

[gloomy tartan]

Lmao

[visual vortex]

Ref nerfed it

[gloomy tartan]

Rub ice cubes on my body

DONT EAT ME

[visual vortex]

You'd have to wear knight armor

Actually no

[gloomy tartan]

oh god imagine you’re armored

And it picks you up

Drops you

Like a turtle

Fucking splat

[visual vortex]

Because the average argentine tegu adult male can tear through steel-toed boots even in a playful manner

And tegus are rather the size of a dog

[gloomy tartan]

Youd have to do a legit monster hunter battle

[visual vortex]

Oh well

[gloomy tartan]

Fucking dark souls rolling

[visual vortex]

Epic fight

[gloomy tartan]

Would it get bigger

[visual vortex]

Uhhh

Maybe?

[gloomy tartan]

Like cow sized Mayb

[visual vortex]

I mean catfish can get bigger and bigger

Not sure about komodo dragons

[gloomy tartan]

I want it bigger than a Komodo or condor

[visual vortex]

Theg usually kill each other before getting any bigger

[gloomy tartan]

There was that prehistoric Komodo

And the prehistoric giant eagle

Both ate humans

[visual vortex]

You gotta be more specific than that

[gloomy tartan]

We can hybrid those

[visual vortex]

Everything back then was deadly af

[gloomy tartan]

It was giant ass Komodo

[visual vortex]

Ph

Are you talking about the terror bird?

[gloomy tartan]

Not the terror bird that runs

The giant flying one

That would hunt humans

[visual vortex]

I feel like i know what you're talking about

But it's on the tip of my tongue

[gloomy tartan]

It’s in ark

Megalania

That’s the Komodo thing

[visual vortex]

Pelagornis?

I searched it up and got it

[gloomy tartan]

Haasts eagle is another one

[visual vortex]

Those would be good fights

I feel like a human with decent enough prep snd man power could take one out

One of those birds

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah that’s a legit if you see it fight

If you didn’t see it and it hit bsck of your neck

That’s a done

[visual vortex]

Because neanderthal spears are able to pierce the skin and fat of a hippo and puncture its lungs

So if you got enough humans to surround it and start throwing spears at its wings and torso it would fall

[gloomy tartan]

Can we hybridize saber tooth tigers and chihuahuas

[visual vortex]

That would suck

Sometimes i forgot chihuahuas have the characteristic of always violently shaking

[gloomy tartan]

Imagine releasing a swarm of them at tax collectors

[visual vortex]

500 saberhuahuas

[gloomy tartan]

Like a fucking wave of fangs

[gloomy tartan]

Perfect name for them yes

[jaunty path]

Arbitrator chihuahua when

[gloomy tartan]

Just imagine the big ass fangs

On the chihuahua head

Lmao

Swinging them wildly

As they bark and run around

[visual vortex]

Good one

I have a counter though

Pitbull

[gloomy tartan]

It would stab there brain

With the fangs

[visual vortex]

The pitbull is named Cupcake

[gloomy tartan]

They would make puppies

Let’s be real

Put bulls love making puppies with tiny dogs

It’s a trend

[visual vortex]

Or mauling them

Depends on the training

[gloomy tartan]

Youd have a Pitt saberhuahua bull

And that would actually fucking kill you

[visual vortex]

Saber bulhuahua

[gloomy tartan]

Feed him 0.0000000001 milliseconds late

He fucking snaps your fibia

[visual vortex]

The most aggressive pitbull i have ever met was one that had the purpose in life to lick everything

[gloomy tartan]

Then when you scream he gets anxiety and pisses

[visual vortex]

And do the stupidest shit imaginable

[visual vortex]

Bulldogs are stubborn too

[gloomy tartan]

Oh yeah

They love slamming shit

Bulldogs love to fucking rock a trash can

[visual vortex]

I mean that they dont want to follow orders

[gloomy tartan]

Fucking love to rock a trash can lmao

[visual vortex]

And will do everything in their power to find a loophole

[gloomy tartan]

They love slamming into shit and running around with it in they mouth

[visual vortex]

I had one that saw a cupcake on the edge of a counter

[gloomy tartan]

They know they are stocky

And that they can slam into shit

[visual vortex]

And stared at it unmoving enough to the point that a puddle of drool formed

[visual vortex]

Pitbulls are also strong af

[gloomy tartan]

Yup

What about the budd wiser horse

[visual vortex]

Most of them dont realize it though

[gloomy tartan]

Those ones

[visual vortex]

The what?

[gloomy tartan]

Budweiser horse

The big ones

[visual vortex]

Isnthat an actusl species?

[gloomy tartan]

Clyde dale

[cosmic kraken]

Clydesdale

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah those

What about half that

And half….um…

[visual vortex]

Oh it is

[cosmic kraken]

theyre sick af

[visual vortex]

The budweiser horses are show horses though

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah just ment they use the Clydesdale lots

[visual vortex]

Oh

[gloomy tartan]

Side bar from the horse, how about a wolverine and Guinness pig hybrid

So it’s less angry that a Wolverine

[visual vortex]

Genie pig?

[gloomy tartan]

But defend itself from predators better

Yeah

Wolverine pig

[fast parcel]

does darktide have a practice range, where i can easily switch weapons, variants etc and try them out? i prefer to see it visually than read descriptions

[visual vortex]

I would not hesitate to kick it as hard as humanly possible if it tried anything against me

[visual vortex]

Mest grinder at sefoni

[gloomy tartan]

Bro

I nearly cackled

It would have the jaws and claws of a wolverine tho

But half it’s size

[visual vortex]

I still would not hesitate

[gloomy tartan]

And do the pig squeaks

[visual vortex]

Oh

I would do a WWE elbow slam on it then

[gloomy tartan]

Bigger than the pig tho

Do genie pigs be social?

[visual vortex]

I think

[gloomy tartan]

So it would hunt in packs ?

[visual vortex]

Maybe

[gloomy tartan]

Wait I got it

A piranha

And a Clydesdale

[visual vortex]

Piranhas are actually very skittish and shy

They only actually eat things that are dead dead

Or near death

[gloomy tartan]

So it would be a even more skittish animal than a horse

The size of a big ass horse

[visual vortex]

Id presume so

[gloomy tartan]

Dear god

Skittish x2

Squared

[visual vortex]

It's like a dog

The bigger they are the sweeter they are

The smaller they are the meaner they are

[gloomy tartan]

Would it be able to swim

[visual vortex]

Can horses swim?

[gloomy tartan]

I think like doggy paddle

Not sure

They cross rivers

But they have weak legs

More like fingers than legs

[visual vortex]

I feel like if they existed they would be killed for serrated knives

[gloomy tartan]

It wouel be a cool mythical horse

[visual vortex]

Trye

[gloomy tartan]

A herd that can swarm and eat you

But is skittish as fuck all

So more likely to crush you as they flee

Bro you scare a swarm and get trampled lmao

[visual vortex]

That happens with buffalo already

[gloomy tartan]

Wait

Did I just design a kelpie

Fuck

That one aquatic horse lmao

[visual vortex]

The one that has a sticky body?

[gloomy tartan]

Does it lol?

I forgot that

[visual vortex]

I think

[gloomy tartan]

Old sea horses were funny

[visual vortex]

I cant remember

[gloomy tartan]

Top half is horse legs and. Head body

Bottom is just fish tail

[visual vortex]

I might be thinking of another one

[gloomy tartan]

Those old sea horse designs are funny

[visual vortex]

Idk i only really believe in wendigos and skinwalkers

[gloomy tartan]

It’s like how does it do anything lmao

Does it run and the tail flap

[visual vortex]

At least old variations of wendigos

[gloomy tartan]

Does it swim and run on waves

Wendigo would eat the cheeks first

[visual vortex]

Maybe it hops out of the water and walks on the two hooves

[unborn drum]

which mod is causing crashing when clickign on options?

[gloomy tartan]

So of you found your friend mid getting eaten you eould find them with bloody craters where they’re ass cheeks would be

[visual vortex]

Cannibals usually eat the calves and thighs

[gloomy tartan]

They allways looked cool as fuck next to Poseidon

Apparently they butt cheeks are the best

[visual vortex]

I miss how wendigos were basically just pale skinny people

[gloomy tartan]

Ken dolls

Naked

[visual vortex]

Pretty much

[gloomy tartan]

Just hobos

[stark bobcat]

extended options iirc @final plover had same problem

[gloomy tartan]

Bald albino hobos

[final plover]

huh where am i

[unborn drum]

thanks xD

[final plover]

settings_extensions

or whatever it's called

[visual vortex]

Normt even that

They were just sickly and skinny dud to winter

[unborn drum]

any replacement or just bye bye mod @final plover ?

[gloomy tartan]

Look like corpses

Starved to death

Cuz they allways starving

No matter how much they eat

[visual vortex]

Because wendigos were a cautionary tale for tribes going through winter to prevent cannibalism

[gloomy tartan]

Don’t eat man meat

That’s the lesson

[visual vortex]

Diring winter at least

[gloomy tartan]

Lmfao

[jaunty path]

dude

[gloomy tartan]

I don’t think it’s only seasonal

I hope not

[final plover]

just kill it

[unborn drum]

thx

[final plover]

i've not noticed any issues with it gone

[visual vortex]

I mean it was probably only told dueing winter

[gloomy tartan]

Kill it with acid

[final plover]

but i also run a relatively light modlist

[visual vortex]

Because of the poor food quantities

[gloomy tartan]

I’d hate to meet mole men

That would suck

[visual vortex]

Funny people

[gloomy tartan]

The mole men would hate us surface dwellers

Probably eat us

Steal our women

[fiery wave]

To be fair, you can manually. Ini edit to change the settings in that from memory.

[visual vortex]

The lanky skinny tree people that military men see on patrol would hate us too

[gloomy tartan]

That’s why we need to make mecha gorillas

To defend us

[visual vortex]

We need to kill anything that isnt human

[gloomy tartan]

Waves and waves of mechs gorillas

[gloomy tartan]

What about birds

[visual vortex]

They pass

Same with lizards

[gloomy tartan]

Yo

Lizard dog

[tired inlet]

aren't real

[gloomy tartan]

Cuddly

Keeps you warm at night

Let’s make lizard dogs

[visual vortex]

Lizards alresdy are like dogs

Rhino iguanas

[gloomy tartan]

Terrier dogs and monitor lizards

So they can hunt gophers

Dig good as fuck

[visual vortex]

My current dog is a herding and terrier mix

[gloomy tartan]

Whip you with the tail

[visual vortex]

Made to hunt small animals i guess

[gloomy tartan]

Terriers yeah

To dig out rodents

Hunt rodents

The terriers have v shaped chests

Unlike most dogs U

Because they are ment for digging

All about digging

[visual vortex]

I have seen him grab pig ears and dig a small den in blankets and go in to sleep

[gloomy tartan]

Dig smell

Yeah

They make dens lmao

[drowsy lynx]

satisfactory intensifies

[gloomy tartan]

They act liek pigs

Pushing with theyre snouts

Cache food

[visual vortex]

I did see that once actually in the snow

[gloomy tartan]

Mine has a scratch on his nose from that rn

[visual vortex]

Except he covered his shit with snow

[gloomy tartan]

Lmao good

He either set a trap

Or wanted to keep everything nice looking

[visual vortex]

Sometimes when he gets too excited and yappy ill grab him and pick him up and tell him

"Lock in"

[tired inlet]

what the fuck is going on right now

[gloomy tartan]

Hybrid animal discussion

[visual vortex]

And for some reason he's super hyper and everything but whenever you pick him up he just stops

[gloomy tartan]

It’s dying down now

[tired inlet]

Chimaeras

[gloomy tartan]

We came up with some good ones

[visual vortex]

Yeah

[gloomy tartan]

The craziest I think was the seagull raccoon

[visual vortex]

Science went too far there

[gloomy tartan]

They develop tool use and weapons to enact Mov tactics

But the clan wars prevent them from becoming a bigger issue

They WILL retaliate tho

Like if you mock them

[visual vortex]

Inevitably

Or dont give them food

It's like the mob

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah

[visual vortex]

Giving them food is protection money

[gloomy tartan]

Do you have to feed the whole swarm?

[visual vortex]

I feel like you could feed a couple a few times

And they'd be loyal to you

[gloomy tartan]

I usually go for the weak sick old looking ones and the big ones

[visual vortex]

And defend you from others to get more food

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah I like the ones who walk up

Just look at you

Just staring like hey

Not the ones who snatch it from your fucking hands

Like a purse thief

I preffer the seagulls who come up to you like a little orphan boy and stand there waiting for food

[visual vortex]

I feel like they would be good pets too

[gloomy tartan]

I’m imagining thrm having gang wars tho

Squawking and screaching

[visual vortex]

Give them little guns

Necromunda

[gloomy tartan]

Bro

They would just use normal guns

It would be a matter of when

[visual vortex]

Every time they shoot it knoxks them back

[gloomy tartan]

They shoot mid air

Get pushed back

Flap forward again

[visual vortex]

I feel like if they shot a shotgun it would crush their ribs from the recoil

[gloomy tartan]

They would stick to automatics and pistols

Sub machine guns

They would deff use something with a switch

[visual vortex]

I mean you also gotta consider that they have hollowed bones for flight and less muscle mass

[gloomy tartan]

Spin around in circles going full auto

[visual vortex]

So if it's a normal gun it would clunky and hard to use

[gloomy tartan]

They wouldn’t aim for shit

And go for spray and pray tactics

[visual vortex]

They would throw it at you

[sleek harness]

The hell you two yapping about gang wars

[visual vortex]

Hybrids

[gloomy tartan]

Seagull raccoon hybrids

[visual vortex]

Grafting and stuff

[gloomy tartan]

A raccoon can’t shoot a handgun?

[visual vortex]

We went from that to dogs and back to the hybrids

[gloomy tartan]

Can a raccoon shoot a handgun im googling this

[visual vortex]

I feel like they COULD just not well

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah spray and pray

[visual vortex]

Or cock it back

[sleek harness]

I see why you shouldn't be left with imaginary friends

[visual vortex]

Who said that?

[gloomy tartan]

I imagine they would preffer automatic pistols

Just mag dump

[visual vortex]

Or small pocket guns

[gloomy tartan]

Fly away

[sleek harness]

Someone

[gloomy tartan]

Hand grenades tho

They would fuck heavy with those

[visual vortex]

Yeah they'd use hand grenades

We'd outlaw them

[gloomy tartan]

Dear god when they learn of hand grenades

See one on tv

I imagine they’d communicate

Like your pet one would talk to wild ones

[visual vortex]

They would honestly fill your cooler with grenades and drop it on you

[gloomy tartan]

They would be in the marines

[visual vortex]

Bomb collars