general-chat

[limpid vigil]

Same character i have in my pfp

[hasty wadi]

Fat shark is doing something today? When?

[round mica]

Fat shark is doing me, today.....

🫦

[quaint moss]

[sleek harness]

I think Fatshark himself would ban you ngl

[brazen pelican]

Neapolitan means something from Naples, Italy.

[thick coyote]

Soon™

[limpid vigil]

Ye they did say that later

[thick coyote]

It's the swedish games stream ot something

Swedish Game Awards

[drowsy lynx]

Erm I think you mean neoples

[thick coyote]

Tune in at 18:00 CET

https://www.fatshark.se/news/theswedishgameawards

[brazen pelican]

Is the "-eoples" pronounced like in "peoples"?

[limpid vigil]

Still my nick is bcuz im a fan of the RWBY character named neopolitan

[drowsy lynx]

Either that or like ipples in nipples

[jaunty path]

Farts

[brazen pelican]

Farts will never not be funny.

[limpid vigil]

Ah britain

[lilac crag]

bi missus

[sleek harness]

Oh I thought it was going to be worse

[blazing shadow]

What’s the easyest class on the game to play havoc?

[brazen pelican]

Whichever you are the most comfortable playing. That or Arbites.

[feral vessel]

hi missus

[sleek harness]

Alexander

[limpid vigil]

Arbi prolly

[thick coyote]

psyker Ogryn

[feral vessel]

are you doing helldivers tonight

[jaunty path]

Hi merposexual

[feral vessel]

i feel like doing a sesh

[lilac crag]

speak swiftly little rat

[blazing shadow]

Arbi on tank build? Or some specific build??

[sleek harness]

You look like someone

[jaunty path]

Poodivers

[lilac crag]

i do

[sleek harness]

I could join also

If it isn't Cyberstan

[sleek harness]

Cool

You like a human being

[limpid vigil]

The only bad part abt it was the cleanup . Fingers and toes always bleed like a mf'er

[feral vessel]

bugs or automatons

call it

no way in hell am i subjecting myself to illuminate

[sleek harness]

Gotcha

I will join then

Probably

[feral vessel]

goodie goo

[lilac crag]

I want to join but

[sleek harness]

After 6 or 8 in my time

[lilac crag]

I'm only doing cyberstan

[feral vessel]

way to out yourself as a masochist ig

[nimble salmon]

@languid hazel sorry, took a little longer than I expected

[lilac crag]

I'd rather be caught dead in an alleyway than miss out on the most important mission we've had as divers

[limpid vigil]

Imagine if the whole planet of cyberstan is just a giant borg named stan

[lilac crag]

also yeah I like having my teeth kicked in by mean girls or twinks I ain't picky but that's irrelevant to my taste in difficulty for games

[sleek harness]

I feel like we were meant to lose

There was only 3 new units

I think they will add more

[feral vessel]

That is not what I meant.

[languid hazel]

All good! =(^w^)=

[lilac crag]

they upped our reinforcement budget 3 times cus we fucked it up like hell

they wanted to SHOW us cyberstan

[nimble salmon]

Okay so imma Launch the game

[lilac crag]

but getting it was on our own merit

unfortunately

we are idiots

so we don't deserve it

[sleek harness]

It's because they made dying on all fronts count

[nimble salmon]

You wanna go on a vc or something @languid hazel

[lilac crag]

not yet

[sleek harness]

So like

Yeah

[languid hazel]

Once you’re on your ship, open up the social menu

[sleek harness]

It's fucked up

[hollow dawn]

It would be really weird if in a never ending war, we kinda just take their homeworld

[feral vessel]

ahh, arrowhead classic

[quaint moss]

:3

[feral vessel]

One of the better things they've done, actually.

[sleek harness]

Only for 9 days

[lilac crag]

we do not speak of The Mothership. but yeah.

[languid hazel]

Hmmhmm… maybe. Should we vc here or somewhere else?

[lilac crag]

[lilac crag]

CAN I JOIN U GUYS IM SOOOOO BORED

[hollow dawn]

The problem with helldivers 2 is that, either the war ends at some point and the game becomes obsolete, or it gets dragged on for years and eventually the devs run out of ideas

[nimble salmon]

Your choice really

[limpid vigil]

One thing i wish hd2 did was a second free warbond

[hollow dawn]

Love the game though, dont get me wrong

[brazen pelican]

Called it.

[limpid vigil]

One is good but does not feel like enough

[languid hazel]

Shore :3

[sleek harness]

It's been only like, 2 to 3 years that this war is is happening

[lilac crag]

ur so awesome where can I hop on

[sleek harness]

Still theres much to go

[hollow dawn]

At least throughout warbonds and grinding you can basically get free war bonds, but I know what you mean. Arc raiders basically does warbonds and they’re completely free

[hollow dawn]

I’m talking long term

[languid hazel]

https://discord.gg/BQfwK7kY

[languid hazel]

Sitting in this vc.

[hollow dawn]

I would join if I wasn’t at work lol

[quaint moss]

can i join and scream really loud 🥺

[languid hazel]

Nyo

[quaint moss]

(kidding, im tired)

and hosting helldivers

[languid hazel]

One moment, headset isn’t working

[hollow dawn]

This is a random ramble but I love the support vet playstyle, being able to HAUL ASS to downed teammates, revive them faster, and being able to instantly refill/fortify teamates toughness in a flavorful way is badass to me

[feral vessel]

hopping on right this instant

[hollow dawn]

”GET BACK IN THE KARKING FIGHT, DO OR DIE!!!!”

[quaint moss]

@sleek harness :3

[feral vessel]

bugs or bots

[elder merlin]

[quaint moss]

whatever you want to

[elder merlin]

Whatever the MO is

[quaint moss]

want to join lol

[feral vessel]

u da real MO

(i don't do MO)

[quaint moss]

bugs has an mo

[feral vessel]

i don't do MO ever since I don't have enough cash for another warbond

[quaint moss]

?_?

[elder merlin]

Im doin the wilds update

[elder merlin]

Face the wall

[quaint moss]

oh real

[feral vessel]

ok bub

[elder merlin]

[quaint moss]

face the waw

[elder merlin]

Its whatever

[quaint moss]

is the only one i support

[elder merlin]

As long as you atleast do the important ones

[sleek harness]

Grog and Paul

Want to play with me and Merp

[feral vessel]

@sleek harness haul ass onto the super destroyer

[elder merlin]

Did you atleast fight in the battle of super earth? @feral vessel

[sleek harness]

Paul is good

He just likes explosions

[elder merlin]

From the invasion?

[feral vessel]

I fought in both Super Earth and Calypso.

I was there when the squids came, and when they left (for a bit)

[elder merlin]

Which one was Calypso again?

[quaint moss]

hop on :3

[feral vessel]

squid invasion ground zero

[sleek harness]

You mean

[quaint moss]

come join us, (poke poke)

[sleek harness]

I was thinking of playing later

[quaint moss]

am not

[sleek harness]

Kinda busy

[sleek harness]

No

I am not calling you mean

I meant the meaning

[quaint moss]

ighty

we'll go ahead and do one

[wind wing]

I haven’t played helldivers since the squid invasion

[jaunty path]

Poodivers

[amber delta]

mpregdivers

[thin wagon]

I would turn thee into a pillar of salt

[whole glade]

my nightlords list with kitbashes and 30k kits is 918 usd.

[ember nimbus]

who else suffering in samsara

😭 👌

[nocturne bloom]

True pain is the heat seeking untargetable era of the rupture strain

And I still wore heavy armor through that entire issue

[gloomy tartan]

Yoooo

I’m busting it down kasrkin style on the heretics

[ember nimbus]

going dummy on them in hab dreyko

[gloomy tartan]

Blasting fetty wap in the heretics base as a terror tactic

[red drift]

just did one of my first damnation missions in ~300hrs

i hate it with a passion

[ember nimbus]

gz

now the real fight begins now that youve seen the real healthpools

damnation is basically normal difficulty now

[red drift]

i think im gonna stick to malice

[ember nimbus]

damnation is fun

but you do need to be versatile if you are playing with randoms

[gloomy tartan]

If your too specified it hurts when randoms no compliment you

Wanna be able to handle anything solo

[lyric frigate]

istg they have to have made some balance changes to havoc

idk how or why

[ember nimbus]

going into a game with a devils claw and an autogun youll get fucked once you see a crushertrain

[gloomy tartan]

Assume your squad is shit and will die with randoms

[lyric frigate]

but im somehow not throwing anymore

[red drift]

i stress too much to make damnation a consistent diff ngl. i suffered hard doing heresy. but i mostly play with friends and we cover each other well so its.. a tad less cancer inducing

[visual vortex]

Man these swedish game awards lowk making me snooze

😴

[gloomy tartan]

I mean

Nades

They make armored guys die gud

[visual vortex]

When's my game of the year

They havent brought me on yet cuz they're afraid that ill get every award

[thin wagon]

Kraks and Counters.

[visual vortex]

Nah lock in

[gloomy tartan]

I’m running infantry las rn for funsies

I love the skin I got for it

[ember nimbus]

laughs in dueling sword/combat blade/literally anything with rending

[thin wagon]

Also repeated shots giving brittleness.

[visual vortex]

@fardshard give us update plz

[thin wagon]

A creature of comfort is a creature nonetheless.

[gloomy tartan]

I have serrated

Seemed appropriate for the Chainsword

[ember nimbus]

i was just tryna make the point that if you play with randoms, you better bring something to crack armor

[gloomy tartan]

Yes

Crack them like crabs

🦀

[jaunty path]

Randoms just don't know the game sometimes

[gloomy tartan]

The heretic crustaceans

🦞

🦐

[thin wagon]

Honestly building what you find is fun is the best feeling. Myself running Kriegsman loadout of Helbore and Shovel scratches an itch

[gloomy tartan]

Can you guess which of these crustaceans was a heretic ?

[red drift]

also gang, question. hoq in gods name do i get a damn curio that has toughness above 16%? i got a 17% one at some point but ive never gotten anything as good as, or better

[ember nimbus]

best bet is spam buying at melks

[gloomy tartan]

I’m happy I can run cadian gear rn all looking pretty

[red drift]

ughhhhhh

[gloomy tartan]

I got mine from doing missions

[thick coyote]

Gambling at Melk

[red drift]

im gonna step on melks head

[thin wagon]

Yeah and I would love to try a Catachan Devil build one of these days.

[gloomy tartan]

It’s either melk or you get it as a reward

[jaunty path]

anyone else watch northenlion

I like him

He's a nice talker

[gloomy tartan]

You could try the grimoires stuff

[ember nimbus]

im sitting pretty with all 420+ on my loadouts

[jaunty path]

mm

[gloomy tartan]

Those type of side missions help

[ember nimbus]

looking down at the poors

[gloomy tartan]

In getting curious

[jaunty path]

I think imma hunt for penances today

[gloomy tartan]

I’m doing one rn

Getting my indefatigable portrait

[thin wagon]

Oh god. Achievement hunter, run!!!!

[jaunty path]

I need number go up

[gloomy tartan]

I still need all my martyr skulls

[ember nimbus]

isnt that the one where you have to prevent your team from dying too?

[gloomy tartan]

Fuck no

Fuck yo team

Only you

[thin wagon]

Fair. I just play and when I achieve it's just like "huh, neat!"

[gloomy tartan]

Don’t go down

[ember nimbus]

theres one where noones allowed to die iirc

[gloomy tartan]

I know that one yeah

[thin wagon]

My dopamine goes up if I dont die during mission.

[jaunty path]

I think this is the first time I've deliberately hunted for achievements in a game ngl

in a while I think

[gloomy tartan]

I like focus target too much

[thin wagon]

I can respect that. Its a dope game

[gloomy tartan]

I’ve realized this

[jaunty path]

Darktide deserves it but like

[gloomy tartan]

It’s too fun pointing out targets

[jaunty path]

I hate how much it sucks sometimes.

Imma start using smoke nades more

[gloomy tartan]

I like pointing out targets for my team to focus like they’re attack dogs

[thin wagon]

A game that frustrates is a game that entices. That's the appeal.

I want the Auric Malestrom 3 mini bosses and 30 crushers combo

[gloomy tartan]

I like when you get rushed by the two bosses in the end of the newest mission

[jaunty path]

I think one of the most tedious penances I'll have will be long bomb

i thankfully got buying time

Killshot ready is calling for hellbore

or recon

[thin wagon]

Im just happy to have ny Auric Surivor title.

[thin wagon]

Also yes. I got that like first thing because I'm a krieg fanboy

[jaunty path]

Nice

[wild drum]

Why do I always somehow manage to hop over a railing right on top of a daemonhost on Damnation 🥲

[gloomy tartan]

I do that shit

I be sliding around too much

[jaunty path]

Keep an ear out for homeless bantering

[gloomy tartan]

We’re supposed to be situationally aware

[ember nimbus]

i do that on purpose, when i trigger a daemonhost i deserve to die

[jaunty path]

I have spidey sense to point out DHs to me

[gloomy tartan]

You can’t get too locked in

You gotta be aware around you

[wild drum]

Nah too busy listening to Black Betty while purging, as a true krieger would

[thin wagon]

Movement is important, knowing where your moving is even more so lol

[wild drum]

Or true cadian depending on my outfit

[gloomy tartan]

When there’s a host I try to just push back from then

But sometimes shit happens

[jaunty path]

But ur cadian..

[wild drum]

Yeah

[gloomy tartan]

Maybie they’re a half n half

U don’t know

[wild drum]

I’m a cadiegsman

[thin wagon]

They get the kreig pass

[jaunty path]

Yeah but in the original book they had a bit of beef

[gloomy tartan]

Hate fuG

Lmfao

[jaunty path]

Literally being shown up with the inquisition as audience

Lmao

[thin wagon]

Kriegsman fight for the loss of their homeworld, Cadians deny it outright.

Not literally but Cadia stands, you know... all that business

[plain hearth]

dukane needs some D i think

[plain hearth]

i mean she sounds like it but maybe its a commissar thing

[gloomy tartan]

Cadias a idea

[thin wagon]

Krieg is a mental illness

[gloomy tartan]

It’s like Batman

You can’t kill Cadia lol

[ember nimbus]

wheres creed at rn then?

[gloomy tartan]

The concept is what matters what it stands for

[wicked pike]

Cadia is definitely dead look at the floating rocks

[plain hearth]

why is that

cadia is

[gloomy tartan]

Cadia forever

[thin wagon]

Cadians are notably happier and have better dispositions where as Kriegsman are often described as depressed Germans

[jaunty path]

kriegsmen have no personality

theyre very dry in terms of character

as a regiment theyre very boring

[wild drum]

Kinda hard to be optimistic and positive when you loot the gear off your dead mid-cavalry charge while your own artillery detonates around you

[thin wagon]

Debatable, I think they have fun and cool features and traits but it is dreary and dull in its asthetic

[plain hearth]

arent they vat grown

[thin wagon]

I think some are. If not all of them

[plain hearth]

at least they dont scream for krieg all the time

[drowsy lynx]

you just hate that they're wearing gasmasks so you cannot aura farm on them

[wild drum]

CADIA STANDS ON A PILE OF A MILLION HERETIC CORPSES

[jaunty path]

no theyre just boring :p

they have no seasoning

what gets them sales is entirely aura

and

its a bit sad!

[gloomy tartan]

Hey

[thin wagon]

Name a faction that doesn't utilize Aura to make sales.

[gloomy tartan]

When your planet blows the fuck up under your feet

[jaunty path]

hah

[thin wagon]

S.o.B, all aura.

[gloomy tartan]

You can scream it’s fucking name too

[jaunty path]

ultramarines

:3

[thin wagon]

I am going to throw you out a stained glass window. They are the poster boys of aura.

They are the whitest of white bread.

[gloomy tartan]

It’s not throwing someone out a window

[thin wagon]

They are so basic they aren't even vanilla they are just flour.

[gloomy tartan]

It’s called defenestration

[feral vessel]

hi missus

again

[gloomy tartan]

Get it right

[feral vessel]

why are you back

[thin wagon]

I misread back and hooo boy.

[gloomy tartan]

I like defenestration

[feral vessel]

What?

[gloomy tartan]

It’s such a nice sounding word

For throwing someone out a window lol

[feral vessel]

Oh FUCK

[thin wagon]

You know....

[feral vessel]

Don't take me for that kind of person.

[thin wagon]

Hahahaha I know I know. It just hit me like a flashbang.

[feral vessel]

I don't even know what race Missus is so I'm not allowed to make the assumption.

[gloomy tartan]

Its beginning to look abit like cadia…

Why the fuck is the floor exploding

[jaunty path]

agarthian

[gloomy tartan]

There’s ash in the air and heretics everywhere

[thin wagon]

Darn

[gloomy tartan]

Kill em all and let the emperor sort em out

[feral vessel]

so aryan you mean

they're synonyms

[thin wagon]

Alien more like it.

[ember nimbus]

https://klipy.com/gifs/inbred-failure-laugh-at-this-user

[thin wagon]

Ha!

[gloomy tartan]

Missus is clearly a krieger

[jaunty path]

But yea

im actually black lmao

[gloomy tartan]

I remember that

[jaunty path]

I wonder how many other ppl here are black

[ember nimbus]

i saw it

[gloomy tartan]

It came up somehow

So how long you been a black Templar

[jaunty path]

idk

[gloomy tartan]

I get that

[plain hearth]

tbh i just wanna mate dukane

[gloomy tartan]

It’s like asking how long I’ve been a cadian

[feral vessel]

III FUCKING HATE MICROSOFT OFFICE!!!
FORCED TO USE MICROSLOP

[gloomy tartan]

We just are what we are

[thick coyote]

Black's
Black's
Black's
My favorite color

[jaunty path]

careful

[drowsy lynx]

Black three times is your favorite color?

[thin wagon]

I'm more of a green guy myself

[gloomy tartan]

Cadians got a good green

[thin wagon]

Ehhh

Olive drab

[gloomy tartan]

I didn’t say the best

[jaunty path]

cadians are puke green

[gloomy tartan]

I said it’s a good green

[thin wagon]

I like the red most vet armor has

[gloomy tartan]

Ah

So you like Martian places

Red

Sand

Dust

[thin wagon]

Dude if I could be on mars rn I would

[gloomy tartan]

You like the dust

It is a vibe

[thin wagon]

Even if it meant death which it would

[gloomy tartan]

A entire planet that’s just Colorado

[thick coyote]

You don't get the joke 🥀

[gloomy tartan]

Except no plants or water

[thin wagon]

I'm a desert person so dust is in my blood.

[gloomy tartan]

Just the rocks of Colorado lol

[thin wagon]

It hurts. Help

[feral vessel]

aight fuck it im not using the fucking god-awful dogshit application that is word

[gloomy tartan]

Martian canyons would be nuts

[feral vessel]

goy rage

[gloomy tartan]

Just Grand Canyon style canyons

[thin wagon]

Mons Olympus dude

[gloomy tartan]

The entire planet

I got ts on rn fr tho

The cadian fit is fitting

This old faithful skin for the lasgun rules

[ember nimbus]

i prefer the new recon lasgun one

the black version of that was my go to for the longest time

[gloomy tartan]

Ah

Crucius campaign?

Something like that

Yeah that was a nice look

[plain hearth]

dukane told me im going to die when i deranked havoc wtf

[oblique hatch]

how to singleplayer lobby 💀 waiting for other players eats more playtime than the runs itself

[sleek harness]

Use mods

Or play in NA servers

Most players are in theses regions

[whole glade]

GUG

[gloomy tartan]

Bro

I’m in my bed

How tf is a lady bug on me

IT ALLWAYS HAPPENS WOTH GREEN SHIRTS

it’s not even bright green

It’s like a dull teal

[thick coyote]

It craves your skin

[whole glade]

ME TOO

give me your skin.

now.

[sleek harness]

Free giant food

[drowsy lynx]

who did?

[sleek harness]

I didn't

What the hell is he on about Black's

[thick coyote]

Not a lot of Zanny watchers in Gen Chat

🥀

[sleek harness]

Who the hell is Zanny

[rose pine]

I wish I could have a cat as the Arbitrator. Would've made the class viable.

[gloomy tartan]

I took it outside

It’s allways lady bugs

The red ones or the tan ones

[elder merlin]

Korean youtuber

[limpid vigil]

what abt the cyber eagles tho

kinda a falconeer arbites class would slap

i get why not tho

[thick coyote]

Psyber Eagles

Another 500 buffs to Psyker

Glory to the emps

[limpid vigil]

i mean it could work as a blitz perk

kinda a one throw dog on recharge that grants a buff

[ember nimbus]

i still find it hilarious they made the triple dog death barrage into a real thing

bless you fatshark

[knotty terrace]

Huh

[ember nimbus]

its a dog death barrage

you have 3 of them

its so perfect

[oblique hatch]

i started playing the game because of Zanny

[true tendon]

How often do they update? Is there a roadmap?

[sleek harness]

How are we supposed to know this guy then

[true tendon]

Lmao

[wooden creek]

Usually we're expecting 4 major updates a year, with various events inbetween

[sweet trail]

so mcutthroat is a bpdemon right

[elder merlin]

I watch him, guess you dont

[sleek harness]

Yeah I guess I still have much to experience compared to the ancient one

[thick coyote]

At best 4 major updates per year
No roadmaps, turns out Deadlines aren't Obese Cartilaginous Fish expertise

[ember nimbus]

its 2026

[true tendon]

🤙🤙

[ember nimbus]

theres a roadmap for stalker 2

but not for darktide

[rose pine]

Been playing too much Mewgenics to agree with this, sorry

[sleek harness]

Because it's a Fatshark game

No roadmap

We just wait

[nocturne bloom]

Id rather not have a road map than have one that isnt giving its promised content

[ember nimbus]

i hope arbites gets access to some more melee weapons next update

my well of inspiration is running dry on these

[sleek harness]

If a game like Helldivers 2 goes 2 months without a update people will go crazy

[sweet trail]

he would absolutely cry at the drop of a hat and punch you for saying his hat has looked cleaner but then just quietly kubrick stare at you if you punch him in the face

[thick coyote]

Actually true

[sleek harness]

If Darktide goes 4 months without a update we just shrug it off

[thick coyote]

Arby's only have like 3 melees

4 at best

[rose pine]

@

[sleek harness]

Unique you mean

[rose pine]

Oops

@sleek harness Play Mewgenics.

[sleek harness]

No

[ember nimbus]

he only 2 unique melees

its so bleak

[rose pine]

Play Mewgenics.

Or you an Elf lover.

Simple as.

[sleek harness]

I don't like elfs

[rose pine]

So you're going to play Mewgenics.

Glad to hear

[ember nimbus]

please just give me devils claw on arby ATLEAST

[sleek harness]

No

[ember nimbus]

i beg of you

[rose pine]

So you like elves.

[sleek harness]

No

[rose pine]

So you're going to play Mewgenics.

Glad to hear

[sleek harness]

@feral vessel @quaint moss @elder merlin helldivers 2

[thick coyote]

No because they would have 2 uniques, no?

[feral vessel]

I AM SLEEPING.

[rose pine]

I cant believe i'm not getting invited to Helldivers 2 😔

[sleek harness]

Nuh uh

Wakey wakey merpy

[rose pine]

I'll take Merp's place.

Combat medic.

[sleek harness]

You weren't in chat before

You almost never in chat

[rose pine]

Yea, cause I got better things to do

Like playing Helldivers 2

[sleek harness]

Exactly

We ain't calling someone with a life to play with us freaks

[rose pine]

Anyway, Shoot me an invite or something

Nah trust me

[sleek harness]

No

It's full

[rose pine]

Wow

[dire kayak]

mrrrp

[rose pine]

Even if merp ain't joining, you're still full

[sleek harness]

If

[rose pine]

I feel like you have it out for me lil' ratto guy

[sleek harness]

If merp doesn't join

@dire kayak will be the replacement

[rose pine]

They're literally sleeping

[sleek harness]

Then @quaint moss

Then you

[rose pine]

What

[ember nimbus]

||🫃 ||

[rose pine]

Damn ok

[sleek harness]

Wrong person

I already called them

Uhhhh

[rose pine]

Just

[sleek harness]

@languid hazel is the second

[rose pine]

Cease thy tomfoolery, you can just say you dont want me in your game

[rose pine]

It's okay

[sleek harness]

You are the third

[rose pine]

Nah it's aight, I see how it is, you's a hater.

[sleek harness]

Well I mean

I never got to play with you

[quaint moss]

:3 i got stolen for terraria

[sleek harness]

I played with thoses fools

[quaint moss]

but you should text merp

[sleek harness]

Damn

[rose pine]

Cause you never invited me

[rain pilot]

[sleek harness]

It's usually me getting invited

[rose pine]

I'm just a 120+380+Walking Barrage + Backpack hellbomb main, but with Medigun, and Medic armor.

Pacifism gameplay

[sleek harness]

That's @elder merlin

[rose pine]

I do use them responsibly

[sleek harness]

Paul already does that

[rose pine]

Yea, but I do it too

[rain pilot]

🚬 🤰

[ember nimbus]

me on the left

[rose pine]

@elder merlin We gotta combine our 380's to make a 760's

Anyway, Skaven, if you got space within the next 5 min, do give a nudge.

[rain pilot]

Smoking hot stick?

[rose pine]

Be worried though; I dont tryhard, I helldive.

[sleek harness]

Are you still sleeping merpy

[ember nimbus]

either that or the f word

you pick

[rain pilot]

I pick friend

[feral vessel]

I'm trying.

[sleek harness]

Fingers?

[rose pine]

Stop pinging em

THey got a job

[rain pilot]

Na

[ember nimbus]

no its like tag

[sleek harness]

What they are doing sleeping then

[ember nimbus]

but starting with an f

[rose pine]

Getting 8 hours of snooze to be their best at work

Like any true alpha would

[rain pilot]

6️⃣ 7️⃣

[rose pine]

Cease theyself through investing in cryptocurrency

[rain pilot]

[drowsy lynx]

I prefer getting 8 hours of snooze at work to be my best when I leave

[sleek harness]

I prefer to not sleep

[rose pine]

Had a cat once, their ability was Russian Roulette.

1/6 chance of ending themselves.

[zealous shadow]

ehh idk- sounds kinda boring

[rain pilot]

I prefer sleeping not alone

[rose pine]

They had a 100% Acc'.

[rose pine]

Yee that's fair, I just like being active at work, gotta get my 2 hours of gym inbefore work and all

Helps me staying alive during the drooling hours

[sleek harness]

I don't think the traders of the cruiser would like seeling ilegal things to mad mans

[rose pine]

And yes, I do listen to " We are Helldivers " by Jonathan Young, while working out

Gotta get ready to protect those I care for, and what I want to protect.

[sleek harness]

No

[rose pine]

Yes

[sleek harness]

No

[rose pine]

That's why I bring the Medigun

[ember nimbus]

born too early to be drafted into intergalactic wars

born just in time for 67

[rose pine]

Born just in time to learn the values of growing rup

[sleek harness]

Can't wait for humans to start saying 988

[rose pine]

But also born in time to know that the younger generation is cooked

[ember nimbus]

nah they might kill our masters

they are crazy

[rose pine]

They cant

It'll take more than 6 seconds, longer than your average Tiktok, they'll loose interest

So @sleek harness Can I join in or nah

[sleek harness]

I don't know

[dire kayak]

meow

[sleek harness]

Goober

Want to kill bugs

[rose pine]

What

[dire kayak]

absolutely

[sleek harness]

In Helldivers 2

[rose pine]

Mans

Dont do this.

[sleek harness]

You join too if you stop whining

[rose pine]

Trynna join your group, and you start inviting others.

Just making sure how it works.

[sleek harness]

Are you blind

[rose pine]

No

[sleek harness]

Read what I said

[rose pine]

I dont know.

Instantly invites someone else, as if there's an open space.

[ember nimbus]

people in glass houses shouldnt throw stones

[rose pine]

I respect the grind. But shesh

[ember nimbus]

but you are being a dick

[rose pine]

Sorry

[sleek harness]

Ok

[ember nimbus]

not you lmao

[rose pine]

eh, Potato, tomato, just seemed kinda whack, and getting confused.

[ember nimbus]

just invite him

brb hosting tower survivors

[sleek harness]

I just did

[dire kayak]

destruction is the destiny of the xenos

[rose pine]

If you're talking about him, as me, didn't get it

Also wait you lot are fighting bugs?

[sleek harness]

What do you think

[rose pine]

Dont know, you make less sense than my Ex at that point, which is quite the honor in that case

[sleek harness]

I think it's because you are being ignorant ngl

[rose pine]

Boss.

[green vector]

the fuck are you two chuds babbling about

[rose pine]

TL;DR.
I'm ignorant

[sleek harness]

He is sad I don't call him to play

I call him

He doesn't get it

[green vector]

[rose pine]

What, when did you call me.

Give me the deeds kindred.

[sleek harness]

See?

[rose pine]

😔

Never got the message or call nor nothing, sorry, but I dont think I got you on blocked or ignored boss.

[rose pine]

But I never got an invite

[sleek harness]

Guess why

Anyways no hard feelings, right?

Just to make sure

[green vector]

[ember nimbus]

DRIVE THE STAKE IN

ITS TIME

[sleek harness]

Don't want anyone sending mercenaries at my home

It's annoying

[gloomy tartan]

What about a swarm of monkeys

Released from a makeup testing facility truck

[sleek harness]

Boring

[rose pine]

I mean, I just wanna play Helldivers.

With the boys

[sleek harness]

I mean we could

But I am expecting at least 2 more people

[rose pine]

Ye, true, and sorry bout the confusing.

Just felt a bit miffled about me wanting to join in, you going " Maybe " and then inviting someone else.

[sleek harness]

It's fine

[rose pine]

No offense course'. Just one those " Huh, Wuh, Wait. "

[sleek harness]

It's was more of a joke

[rose pine]

It's difficult to discern when I cant hear your tone

[sleek harness]

Understandable

[rose pine]

Anyway, A hip-hip Horray, for Helldivers all around

[tired inlet]

with the grems

[rose pine]

Imagine seeing your fellow Helldiver explode, and instead of seeing your usual guts and viscera.

[tired inlet]

and da' grots

and da' snots

[rose pine]

You see 3 gremlins collecting all the metals from the battlefields.

[sleek harness]

The freaks you mean

[tired inlet]

and the geeks and the neets

[dire kayak]

3 helldivers and a felinid

[rose pine]

Just cause I draw Tomboys, who are accidentally stacked fairly decently so.

Doesn't mean I ain't no freak

If there was a Felinid, specially without a helmet and their cape.

[sleek harness]

If you want to be one of us you need to be a freak

[tired inlet]

Dawn of War 3 Trailer

[rose pine]

I'd put them down before I even dropped

[sleek harness]

This is the rule 33 in this server

[rose pine]

I think my recent ORIGINAL CHARACTER DO NOT STEAL, sorta boof-head, is a freak

8'6 Muscle Tomboy who will snap you in half if you look funny at her.
She's punk themed

[rose pine]

Do not remind me

[tired inlet]

it's a really good trailer

and has exactly what you're asking

[rose pine]

Is it as good as the Mewgenics trailer from 12 years ago though ?

[tired inlet]

yes

[rose pine]

Lies and slander.

Just give me a second, gonna compare em

[tired inlet]

it's like Dead Island; trailer infinitely better than the game because it promises something the game never delivered

[rose pine]

I, as an individual who has no voice on the internet, besides hobby voiceacting and playing video games.

Will be the judge of that

It's the announcement trailer ye?

[tired inlet]

make sure the sound is on because the foley work on the Banshees was top notch

[rose pine]

Course the sound is on

[tired inlet]

yes, it should have around 4M views, both on Gamespot and Dawn of War's channel

around 3:30

[rose pine]

The Announcement trailer is 3:17

[languid hazel]

Mrrow? :3

[tired inlet]

which is around 3:30

[rose pine]

It's quite physically not 3:30 seconds long, as it's missing the last 17 seconds

[rose pine]

What

[dire kayak]

mrrrp

[languid hazel]

GOOBER! :3

[rose pine]

Erh, The Original Dawn of War Trailer is better.

[knotty terrace]

man dark humour is best humour

[rose pine]

AAAARRHHHHHH

No idea how they managed to make sorta yell

[dire kayak]

mraow :3

[drowsy lynx]

Apparently all the animation teams that would normally work on separate projects independently all came together to work on it and it was done in a month rather than the typical 6 months

[rose pine]

Can sorta feel it, honestly, feels rushed to a bit, but with some REAL nice details and work put into it.

I'm just living my best nostolgia life, remembering seeing the original Mewgenics trailer 😂

[tired inlet]

were you six at the time

[rose pine]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXCp8xS0YzI&list=RDKXCp8xS0YzI&start_radio=1
This bloody thing came out when I was 17.

Take a cat, and rub it on a cat, and that cat turns into a fat cat, dont know how the cat-works out like that

[dire kayak]

im fat cat

[rose pine]

How many hours do you have in Mewgenics then

[dire kayak]

in what?

[rose pine]

Read what I asked you again, and you'll get your answer lil' un

[visual vortex]

Zach Hadel voice scts in it now

[rose pine]

Honestly, makes sense.

[visual vortex]

Surprisingly restrained

[rose pine]

The yell is like, 30 Dmi? Dbi? What's it called? louder than everything else in the game

As a Space Marines yell should be

[visual vortex]

Decibels

[rose pine]

dB's ah ye

[visual vortex]

https://youtu.be/pDuO86blOTY?si=8V2HqiG4roXX8Ii9

[rose pine]

I love the meows in in Mewgenics.

Specially the few that speak English

[visual vortex]

"Haha, meow~"
-Zach Hadel

[plain token]

was there supposed to be something today?

[visual vortex]

No

[plain token]

in darktide i mean

[rose pine]

Had a tank cat that went something along

" Hey what the MRREEOOOW Dude..? "

WHenever they took damage, it's great.

@visual vortex https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxXiMTwanZ0&list=RDYxXiMTwanZ0&start_radio=1
reminder, this is on Spotify, the tutorial track.

Straight up, just called Kat FIght

Got Kat?
Lets fight.

Your Ass
Is Mine.

[visual vortex]

Thank you, Edmund

[rose pine]

Edmund didn't just cook with this game.
Man spent 12 years cooking up a Monster Hunter Extra-delight Mega-Dish with this.

[visual vortex]

🧠

[thick coyote]

No
Besides, most stuff darktide stuff happens on Thursday or Tuesday

Today's Wednesday

[visual vortex]

Lock in

[tired inlet]

my dude

LOUD SCREECHING IN THE MIRROR

[thick coyote]

Wednedeezday

[tired inlet]

Tis the day of Odin

[thick coyote]

Ash Wednesday?

[tired inlet]

Sunday -> Sun
Monday -> Moon
Tuesday -> Tyr
Wednesday -> Odin
Thursday -> Thor
Friday -> Freya
Saturday -> Saturn

[rose pine]

Tis the day for Odin.
Tomorrow, is the day for Powerwolf

[tired inlet]

Wodin's Day -> Wednesday

[thick coyote]

W Odin

[rose pine]

Also @visual vortex Can we just agree, that Eatin' Rats is a hella of a track (First main-boss theme)

[visual vortex]

Im deaf but i trustvyou

[rose pine]

Arh darnable.

[visual vortex]

Im kidding

Yeah it slaps

[rose pine]

Crystalline Dreams is the best though

Spider boss theme.

[visual vortex]

This is

Fish

[rose pine]

Havent gotten to that Chapter yet, no spoilers.

[visual vortex]

What

[rose pine]

Shshsh, Only at late Chapter 2.

No spoilers

[visual vortex]

No im just saying that

[rose pine]

Tis ya' last warnin' lil guy

[visual vortex]

Ask literally anyone else here

[rose pine]

Or ya' be turned into da' ||Censored|| Gagito'.

[visual vortex]

I say random shit for no reason

[thick coyote]

It doesn't matter the spider boss theme, Spider Dance clears it

[visual vortex]

Undertale has done irreparable damage to mentally ill young gen z people

[rose pine]

Spidrer dance is cool, but it just doesn't have the same Jazzy theme as Crystalline Dreams.

[visual vortex]

Forgive me pap 🙏

[rose pine]

That sweet velvetty voice, singing about how the silken hold of their webs, and how they'll turn my cat into a host for their babies.

[visual vortex]

Conker's bad fur day mighty poo ass rheme

[rose pine]

Aight, nothing can compare to that

That'

Is just the Trumph card in any scenario when music is related.

[thick coyote]

Spider Dance is already 10 years old

Damn

[visual vortex]

That's what im saying

[thick coyote]

I'm getting old

[gloomy tartan]

Conkers bad fur day was peak

The multiplayer was fun as hell

[rose pine]

https://open.spotify.com/track/5Ti3yDlnRiSYKXXkfLDY98?si=78aa235dd03e487d For said song

Was? It still is peak.

Dont downplay it

[gloomy tartan]

It’s old now

[rose pine]

More relavant today than it was back then

[gloomy tartan]

The milks gone bad

[visual vortex]

I

[dire kayak]

fish

[visual vortex]

Hate undertale

With a passion

[gloomy tartan]

Did conker become bad grandpa

[rose pine]

Undertale is aight. So is Deltarune.

THe fanbase however.

[dire kayak]

i love the two

[visual vortex]

The entire humor is "that just happened"

[rose pine]

I'd rather go without internet for 30 years, than interact with any fan of either games

[dire kayak]

so real

[visual vortex]

Good intuition

[gloomy tartan]

You forgot the erm

[rose pine]

Luckily, now I got mewgenics, that's straight up going
" Okay and? "
Humor.
I like this

[visual vortex]

Right sorry

[gloomy tartan]

Erm…

That just happened

[visual vortex]

"Erm... THAT just happened."

[gloomy tartan]

Imagine two AI

Just repeating th at

To eachother

Forever

[tired inlet]

Joss Whedon has entered the chat

[gloomy tartan]

That’s all that’s left of humanity

[visual vortex]

That is the entirety of undertale and deltarune comedy

[rose pine]

Did see a video of two AI's interviewing eachother for a job.

It's something

[gloomy tartan]

Two ai going erm that just happened to eachother trapped in a infinite loop

[rose pine]

Undertale and Deltarune dooo have some good stuff.

But it's kinda hard to avoid the impact of what the fans want for the games.

[gloomy tartan]

Getting ai to break and say the same thing over and over again feels like you sent them to hell

[rose pine]

Feels railroaded in that regard, which makes it a yikers.

[visual vortex]

The fans are

Something else

[rose pine]

I wouldn't even consider them humanoid at this point

[tired inlet]

if they were ten years older they'd be homestuck fans; same shit different day

[rose pine]

Homestuck

[visual vortex]

I would rarher

Fight mike tyson in a gladiatorial arena

[gloomy tartan]

You know what I like

[rose pine]

Aktually, I think I'll just be a Mewgenics fan

[gloomy tartan]

Faith the unholy trinity

That game has a cool story

[visual vortex]

Than be in the undertale or deltarune danvase for 0.01 picosexonds

[rose pine]

Wassat

[gloomy tartan]

Faith is fucking coooool

[visual vortex]

Atari styled game

[gloomy tartan]

Watch a YouTube trailer

[twin flower]

Wassat

[tired inlet]

Mike Tyson is old, brain damaged, and broke; he doesn't really have it. Now 1980s Iron Mike? That'd be quick because you'd be out in the first volley.

[gloomy tartan]

The soundtrack slaps for faith

[rose pine]

Edmunds latest masterpiece.

[gloomy tartan]

It’s so fucking good

[vestal scaffold]

should i buy risk of rain 2??

and all the dlc

[rose pine]

Oh Faith Fatih

Faith Faith*

[gloomy tartan]

Yup

[rose pine]

But where's all the cats at?

[visual vortex]

Dead

My favorite gsme

[rose pine]

If it's on sale, yes.

[visual vortex]

Is

[gloomy tartan]

Faith is so rad

[vestal scaffold]

$35 for the game and all dlc im doing it

[tired inlet]

Imagine tryin' to find pussy in Tertium.

[scenic salmon]

If we're talking about underated games, I've been obsessing over Scrabdackle lately.

[twin flower]

One hell of a description... "Build the ultimate cat army through tactical breeding "

[gloomy tartan]

Super Miriam is a fun boss

[twin flower]

[gloomy tartan]

Super Miriam is such a good boss fight and good song

[rose pine]

The Arbitrators got dogs, why cant they have cats?

[visual vortex]

My favorite game

[scenic salmon]

Cuz then Fatshark can't sell a felinid DLC

[visual vortex]

Is funny pizza land

I

Love that game

[tired inlet]

cats don't do what you want them to do. cats do what they want to do. They're not trained assets because cats who like you like you because they thinnk of you as a fellow cat.

[twin flower]

Which wont happen anyway

[rose pine]

It's about as indepth as trying to make your perfect build in Runescape, now just have 4 characters at the same time, make sure they have the proper mutations, through proper breeding, and armor pieces you got from prior runs with your other cats (that you donated to the local wallmart)

[tired inlet]

domestic cats are the result of a social contract, not a bond

[rose pine]

If they make a Felinid DLC, I will quit the game outright.

I'd rather play League than have felinids on my team

[gloomy tartan]

Why not a chimp

Cyber chimp

[visual vortex]

Cyber me

[gloomy tartan]

I remember in metal slug you could get a chimp friend

[rose pine]

O

[gloomy tartan]

He scratched his nutz and shot a uzi

[rose pine]

I want the Jokaero as a playable character.

[gloomy tartan]

It was fun

[rose pine]

Instead of some mechanicous Nerf.

[gloomy tartan]

He wore a diaper

[rose pine]

Nerd*

[elder merlin]

Who summons me? @sleek harness

[gloomy tartan]

Tupac

[scenic salmon]

Including League ranked?

'm so sorry...

[gloomy tartan]

He needs you Paul Tupac needs to posess your body

[rose pine]

See, thing is, I spent the last 27 hours, perfectly breeding this one cat, just so they can be a proper healer in my party when I'm going for a new game+ run.

[rose pine]

God no.

[rose pine]

Helldivers 2, but that was like, 2 Hell-hours ago or so I think

[slow verge]

Tbh we have more chance getting skitarii than felinids

[gloomy tartan]

No short classes

No tiny allowed

[rose pine]

Give me, Jokaero, or give me death. :chat

[languid hazel]

Why?

[rose pine]

Want the TL;DR Or the proper indepth reason

[dire kayak]

mrrp :(

[gloomy tartan]

Hairballs ?

[low blade]

If you ask for a felinid class you go to hell before you die btw

[rose pine]

Thank you Mario.

[scenic salmon]

Jokaero would be fun. But what;s the lore reason for why 10K Jokero are descending into Tertium?

[slow verge]

Lol I just imagine ogryn trying to pop a stim on tiny subhuman

[gloomy tartan]

Im real tired boss…

I think

[twin flower]

Imagaine the mourningstar with these guys

[gloomy tartan]

I think I miss Cadia

[tired inlet]

he likes being called racial slurs vs. him calling other players racial slurs?

[drowsy lynx]

he just doesn't want to change their litter box

[dire kayak]

mraow :(

[tired inlet]

it's alright, little guy! Cadia is all around you if you look hard enough.

[languid hazel]

Proper indepth reason

[low blade]

Bored

[languid hazel]

I want a felinid class

[dire kayak]

me too :(

[gloomy tartan]

We’re here, we’re there, WERE EVERY FUCKING WHERE! CADIANS! CADIANS!

We’re here, we’re there, WERE EVERY FUCKING WHERE! CADIA! CADIA!

o7

[rose pine]

I've been on the internet for long enough, to know that a lot of people who're into Cat-girls and Cat-boys, are absolutely unhinged, demorelized people, that I have little to no faith in, after interacting with them several times over, along with doing commissions and playing with them in video games (akin to FF14') and the likes.

[scenic salmon]

Everywhere except for when you actually needed to hold the line. Which collapsed. Because Cadia went kaput

[tired inlet]

Here, we will warp travel a few hundred light years away so you can still see it due to light speed taking longer. If we manage to find just the right distance, we can see it explode again

[rose pine]

Simple as.

[gloomy tartan]

We were busy defending yo grandma house

[rose pine]

Why dont you just conqour a new planet, and call it Cadia.

[gloomy tartan]

She says you don’t call often enough

[rose pine]

Problem solved.

[gloomy tartan]

We did

[scenic salmon]

Explains my 7000 purplke eyed cousins.

[gloomy tartan]

Several times

We won’t stop

We can’t stop

[rose pine]

Then do it again.

[gloomy tartan]

Well are lol

[rose pine]

Clearly ya ain't doing a good enough job then'.

If it keeps blowing up

[twin flower]

[gloomy tartan]

New cadias fine

[low blade]

I think last count there was a dozen "New Cadia" planets

[gloomy tartan]

There’s atleast 300 new cadias

[twin flower]

New Cadia isnt the same as OG Cadia

[gloomy tartan]

But named new Cadia in different languages

[tired inlet]

CHaos Sorcerortaking a Cadian chapter of infantry in his ship that goes exactly the speed of light, matches the distance of light speed where Cadia detonated and hits the gas so the guard has to watch Cadia explode for eternity.

[rose pine]

All I know is that the Sah' from Cadia, is yelling at me all the time

Don' like 'em

[languid hazel]

I’ve been on the internet long enough to know how wildly untrue this is :3

[gloomy tartan]

Once every planet is the known galaxy Is named new cadia

Then we can take a piss break

[low blade]

There's a shitton of Cadians across the galaxy and Guard Regiments were already nomadic basically

[dire kayak]

youre talking with a catgirl right now

[scenic salmon]

Nah. Loud weirdos are everywhere. Very easy for them to become the 'face' of a subculture.

[gloomy tartan]

Majority of cadians are off planet fighting they’re main export is cadians

[rose pine]

Ye I know. Got that GGS character and all, Blåhaj, super quirky uwu

[low blade]

Sorry to hear that @rose pine I hope they find a cure

[tired inlet]

me about Coca Cola
and TRIBES

[gloomy tartan]

New Cadia is coke cherry

[low blade]

Get new material 🗣️

[rose pine]

I'm trying to avoid it Sah', ain't good at it.

[gloomy tartan]

OG CADIA is original coke

[rose pine]

There's a reason I only draw Tomboys

[tired inlet]

Cocadia

[gloomy tartan]

New cadia is good but we all yearn for original Coca Cola with cocaine

That’s what gave us the purple eyes

[scenic salmon]

The rejects yearn for the drugs

[gloomy tartan]

In this case the big warp butthole is the cocaine

[languid hazel]

Of course, but to say that everyone into cat people, let alone even most, are unhinged and “demoralized” (wrong word btw) is incredibly untrue

[rose pine]

Whenever I think of drugs in Darktide, I cant help but think of the " SUPER SPACE AIDS NEEDLE " from that one gag video with the Hivescum

[gloomy tartan]

My purple Cadian eyes let me see which one of you has aids

[scenic salmon]

Oh I'm agreeing to that, don;t get me wrong. I'm just pointing out how easy it is to get a very bad concept of a group from the internet.

... Which you're also stating rn.

Whoops

[rose pine]

Ain't all of em ofcourse, dont get me wrong Stinky..Felinidgirl. Just the major majority of them, which is kinda what sticks in the memory department.

[rain pilot]

racism

[gloomy tartan]

Hive scum listen to fetty wap

[rose pine]

No offense to ya specifically, just from prior experiences.

[scenic salmon]

Loudest asshole fallacy.