general-chat

[jaunty path]

hi goober

<3

[dire kayak]

haiiii

[feral vessel]

y not

ok what about this

[knotty terrace]

i wonder do you guys think the power axe if we ever get it will be a crowd control sort of melee?

[feral vessel]

fuck nevermind i cant find what i want to find

or maybe i dont want to look for it here.

AND NOW

[jaunty path]

what is it

i can help

[feral vessel]

dm

[timber elk]

Umm I don’t think there is a human version of a power axe

I think that’s only a astartes weapon

[knotty terrace]

there is

[lethal solstice]

There definitely is what

[timber elk]

Oh really?

I never seen one though

[lethal solstice]

Theres everything in human size

More or less

[feral vessel]

Yes.

Except for ogryn clubs.

I dont think the Astra Militarum uses trench clubs or an equivalent.

Except for shock mauls, maybe

[timber elk]

I’m pretty sure they do

If the stick has a metal part on it

It can be used

[feral vessel]

Thats a coghead club.

[dire kayak]

im gonna use lamb as a baseball bat

[feral vessel]

Still a trench club,

but get your clubs right.

..clubbard.

[timber elk]

Why!?

[dire kayak]

:3

[timber elk]

Hey I’m just saying

[feral vessel]

CLUBBING!!

[timber elk]

bonks em with a stick

[lilac crag]

meow

[dire kayak]

mraow :3

[lilac crag]

meeeoww

[rough verge]

me and gang meowing in the breakroom cause overstimulated

[knotty terrace]

@timber elk check ya dms you silly lamb

[timber elk]

Huh

Never heard of them

I always assumed it was a astartes weapon because a power axe is more of a personal statement about their enemies

[knotty terrace]

check your personal messages on discord

[timber elk]

I did

[knotty terrace]

so ya see the power axe can be used in 1 hand

[feral vessel]

A stick is not a club unless it is heavier on one side than the other,

otherwise its a staff.

I think.

[timber elk]

Ok sun wukong

[feral vessel]

shurt up

glorp glorp

[rough verge]

bro the wood wizard

[feral vessel]

stick wizor actually

[lethal solstice]

Thats called a druid

[dire kayak]

fire extinguisher 80mph

[knotty terrace]

so yeah back to my previous question do you guys think if the power axe was added to darktide would it be crowd control or something else?

[rough verge]

uhh psh idk

[quaint moss]

fish swim, birds fly, and brother let me tell you
The fog is coming

[rough verge]

assassin like tac axe mayb

[dire kayak]

ill eat the fog

[knotty terrace]

i reckon it be like a strikedown sort of weapon the power axe would be

[quaint moss]

what if it eats you first?

[dire kayak]

you dont wanna know what would happen

[twin flower]

Nani

[quaint moss]

[twin flower]

[dire kayak]

im very poisonous

[quaint moss]

rattata

[quaint moss]

your toxic 😔

so sad

[long sigil]

https://x.com/Omnipaints/status/2023901105957069054?s=20

yo wtf

wtf is this space marine 3

[twin flower]

Sus

[knotty terrace]

wtf delete that heresy

[dire kayak]

gadriel is such a diva

[long sigil]

it so chaos

[lethal solstice]

Why, its so peak

[arctic shoal]

Peak this early in the day?

[rough verge]

i wish sm3 was set in a black crusade

it would be so awesome

it would be so cool

[twin flower]

which one

[arctic shoal]

Meh don't like that sm2 was dropped 1 year and 8 months after release tbh

[rough verge]

i dont care much. I just want the enemy diversity that comes with fighting 4 gods' armies

[twin flower]

4 gods armies?

like the other 4 chaos gods?

[arctic shoal]

Assuming we'll get more than 2 factions

[tired steeple]

Lords of silence is a pretty good book

Almost finished

[astral basin]

You guys askin too much

We will be lucky to even think about pants thieves

[quaint moss]

[winged oasis]

how long are events usually spaced out from each other

[arctic shoal]

Yes

[whole bough]

well i dont think there was an event going when i starte dplaying a few weeks ago

so theres gaps

idk

[jaunty path]

who is the judge of terra

[twin flower]

When decides there should be one

[arctic shoal]

Wait moth is that pfp a bnuuy?

[whole bough]

no thats my moff

big antenna

[arctic shoal]

[jaunty path]

both fluffy

same thing

[elder merlin]

A hoonter must hoont

[arctic shoal]

Floof

[dire kayak]

i have a phobia of insects

[astral basin]

Pass the bloont

[quaint moss]

🕷️ what about spider man

[twin flower]

🚬

[whole bough]

but y

i used to be an arachnophobe but im not anymore

[twin flower]

creepy crawlies

[quaint moss]

my fwiend he smoke cigawets

[twin flower]

too many eyes

[whole bough]

but they so silly

i love watching them just walk around and wiggle they antennae

[quaint moss]

4 EYES 4 EYES

[twin flower]

slap out of it

[whole bough]

or they little spider legs

bugs so cute

i can understand being afraid of like a black widow or something similar

[twin flower]

[whole bough]

i aint fuck with them

[twin flower]

depends what bugs

majority of them nah

[whole bough]

but like as long as it isnt harmful im chill wit it

or annoying

fuck gnats

[quaint moss]

slap?

[whole bough]

they cute but

god damn too many

[quaint moss]

true

[twin flower]

[whole bough]

i got a spider living in the corner of my bed

[quaint moss]

but why ._.

[whole bough]

its been there for like 1.5-2 years

[dire kayak]

i dont know

if its an insect, im likey terrified of it

regardless of how cute it is in the eyes of others

[twin flower]

reasonable phobia

[whole bough]

yea

[quaint moss]

give him a join, sure hed roll it good

[arctic escarp]

Ive been trying to act calmer around spiders

[twin flower]

[whole bough]

a way ive gotten used to them is just

[quaint moss]

mmm crunchy protein

[whole bough]

watch them instead of doing something about them

i see some crawling on my wall occasionaly

i just watch them for a little

[quaint moss]

from the zomboid server, try eating worms, good for survival

[whole bough]

then go back to what i was doing

[dire kayak]

butterflies and moths trigger me the most
why do they feel like going close to my face all the timeeeee

[twin flower]

i didnt stop at worms

[dire kayak]

dragonflies too but i rarely see them

[twin flower]

dead rats, dead roaches, dead birbs

[little marten]

WELL WELL WELL

[quaint moss]

just need some seasoning

[quaint moss]

a well

[little marten]

Well

[twin flower]

Oh well

[arctic shoal]

It's always funny to hear a thud and realize it's a moth trying to go through the window

Whoever gave the flying license to moths should be investigated

[quaint moss]

whats in the well :>

[dire kayak]

i am

i fell down

please help

[little marten]

Child

[quaint moss]

fill it in with cement

problem solved

[quaint moss]

howd you do that

[dire kayak]

tripped over rock

how the hell do you even get a "wrong way" on pjsk

[quaint moss]

have fun getting out i guess :)

[dire kayak]

NO PLEASE

HELP MEEE

[elder merlin]

[quaint moss]

you got this

[dire kayak]

wait no

NOT THE RATS

AAAAA

[quaint moss]

[twin flower]

[visual vortex]

I know that spiders fear me

They know that Smough will eat them the second they get close to his chamber

[elder merlin]

Call in the family, @sleek harness

[visual vortex]

2 hour lightswitch Hershey strat ASMR

[quaint moss]

like that monster house gif

[dire kayak]

FISH HELP MEEE

THE RATS ARE DEVOURING ME

[visual vortex]

Why

Lock in

[visual vortex]

https://youtu.be/GVUtZyuUQPs?si=7K0Z8eWXuEtBwlIK

2 hour lightswitch hershey strat

[quaint moss]

your fine..... probably'

[visual vortex]

Honestly

There's probably been a ton of insects that went into his chamber for the heat lamp and the greens

[quaint moss]

oh this is a real thing?

[visual vortex]

Yeah

Smough is my lizard

[quaint moss]

yay lizard

[whole bough]

one shotting a chaos spawn in havoc with assault chainsword special weakspot crit mmm

[quaint moss]

lizard lizard lizard

[visual vortex]

He is a Uromastyx Geyri yellow variant

Usually he eats greens

But i like to image the bugs that go into his cage for hiding spots and food end up getting devoured by him because he sees a new food source

I know his fatass would eat them

[quaint moss]

pet the lizard

[visual vortex]

He doesnt like pets

He prefers chin scratches

[dire kayak]

HOW

[visual vortex]

If you pet him he looks up at you like you said something really messed up and moves away from your hand

[quaint moss]

crits go brrrr

[dire kayak]

[quaint moss]

just gotta do it right

so sadge

[visual vortex]

It's the way his scales are

Paper to sandpaper style

Head to tail is hyper-sensitive and smooth

Tail to head is even more sensitive and like sandpaper

It's so his species can go into tight crevices and burrows

Makes themselves fat

Then just sit there

[quaint moss]

fat lizard :3

[visual vortex]

His species get pretty fat

[quaint moss]

[winged oasis]

it fucking sucks how empty the mortis trials are

[visual vortex]

Mortis trials 🤤

[winged oasis]

like holy shit psyker is fun when you get good rolls with the buffs

[quaint moss]

ye, but i think its like a last minute way to add a bit of background story while giving something else to do

[dire kayak]

even in death, i serve the omnissiah

[quaint moss]

fuck that shit, retire

[thick tulip]

Lick the lizard - Rusko

[quaint moss]

oh no

do not the lizard

[twin flower]

[quaint moss]

dawg

[fiery wave]

Was only active when it started and when new penances/story stuff. You need to be able to speedrun solo malice now if you want penances now.

[quaint moss]

there are so many robots on this server, its insane

[little marten]

Beep boop

[thick tulip]

This is not the droid u are looking for.

[quaint moss]

5th dm from an ai from this server basically lol

[twin flower]

I find doing the normal matches more fun than the mortis ones

[twin flower]

lmao, Ive never gotten one yet

[quaint moss]

HOLY SHIT, get my shotgun

[quaint moss]

ive gotten like 5 this last 2 weeks

[twin flower]

targetted

[thick tulip]

Same. What kind of kinky stuff does he do to attract all the clankers?

[twin flower]

gets clanky with it

idk really

[quaint moss]

yeah, its just weird how its this server specifically lol

[twin flower]

what do they even dm

[little marten]

Wish I got bots I just have loads of attractive women adding me

As soon as sign up for their crypto site I’ve got a date

[quaint moss]

smut, i shit you not

[fiery wave]

Do you keep talking about buying art or so?

[thick tulip]

Sounds tiring having to please them all.

[quaint moss]

like needing a "friend"

[quaint moss]

heh no

[visual vortex]

I wish i was little bit taller i wish i was a baller i wish i had girl and i would call her

[whole bough]

canon chainsword

[quaint moss]

yo ice cube

[fiery wave]

I dunno, I got two that asked if I wanted to spend $50~ on totally not AI 'art' commissions.

[whole bough]

hold chainsaw onto heretic, it will dig into their brain

[low blade]

Attention users of this Discord who wants to see the greatest movie ever made

[jaunty path]

You're showing us fnaf 5 right

[twin flower]

The Adventures of TinTin?

[thick tulip]

U sharing copies of ice age?

[fiery wave]

If I had that much money, I'll be pestering Licht to doodle my psyker making a 'bitch' out of a certain Arby.

[low blade]

ALL OF YOU ARE WRONG

Even better

https://youtu.be/yDlgcF2r0tY

[fiery wave]

Making her BEG.

[twin flower]

Down abyssmal I see

[visual vortex]

Karien i think it's nappy time

It's past ur bedtime

U gotta settle down for nap time

[quaint moss]

oh rip, mine usually are trying to do the opposite
something like, "oh ill pay you"

[twin flower]

[quaint moss]

fnaf 420

[fiery wave]

You art?

[low blade]

Better be leaving to watch the damn FILM

I wont even degrade it by calling it a movie

[visual vortex]

I do art

[winged oasis]

thats so cringe

[low blade]

God i still need to find an artist to abuse comm

[twin flower]

Doesnt even work bruh

[low blade]

Not at all, its peak

[low blade]

Skill issue

[twin flower]

Its unavailable it says

[quaint moss]

am i art, well i guess thats up to the person

[twin flower]

get a better link

[visual vortex]

Lock in

[low blade]

Bet, I will stream it to you if need be

[fiery wave]

No, as in, you draw?

[visual vortex]

I do

[low blade]

Non-American, aint ya

[visual vortex]

I do

[twin flower]

White peepol

are terrifying

[visual vortex]

Just say Old-world dumbass

[quaint moss]

peeps

[jaunty path]

Wait theress non americans here? i don't want any cringemaxxing europoopers here!

[jaunty path]

From places known as "Britain"

[twin flower]

Reminds me of what Licht did yesterday lmao

[rare pulsar]

You mean the place where you copied your silly attempt at culture?

[twin flower]

almost got banned calling asians the D word

[visual vortex]

What did uou do

[jaunty path]

Or "scotland" or some weirdass place known as "Germany"

[low blade]

Delicious

[visual vortex]

What?

[rare pulsar]

You heard me

[fiery wave]

Still, meant him. Also no, I nuked all my spare funds already.

[low blade]

I panicked I couldnt think of another D-word

[visual vortex]

No im desf

[visual vortex]

Delightful

[astral basin]

Oh

[amber delta]

Arbites son or Hivescum daughter?

[fiery wave]

Wot?

[astral basin]

I was wondering where you went senor feet

[visual vortex]

Deer

Dog

Dad

Dam

Damnation

[visual vortex]

Decimate

[twin flower]

are you okay

[visual vortex]

Destroy

🧠

I remember much

[amber delta]

he said the n word

[visual vortex]

Very smart

[quaint moss]

do not the art

[astral basin]

Wait

[jaunty path]

Duende

[visual vortex]

Demeanor

Decorum

[astral basin]

Oh okay i was concerned i thought livht was smited

[jaunty path]

Isn't she one of the artists for hollow knight or am i crazy

[fiery wave]

Is he drunk?

[amber delta]

no, just german

[twin flower]

lmao

[amber delta]

the joke is that he said "digga" which is apparently some german slang but it got misinterpreted as attempt as n-wording past the filter

[thick tulip]

Dicksonia

[visual vortex]

Utopia

[twin flower]

the funny

[astral basin]

She is an artist
For hollow knight? Specifically? No
Has she arted the hollow knight? Yes

[visual vortex]

I draw very good

I can draw stick figures

And blocky guns

[astral basin]

Diggy hole, diggy diggy hole

[twin flower]

I am a dwarf and Im digging a hole~

[astral basin]

DIGGY HOLE DIGGY DIGGY HOLE

[visual vortex]

Lock in

[astral basin]

Seeing the vid for it was phenomenal

[thick tulip]

Brothers of the mine rejoice!

[visual vortex]

Why

[amber delta]

so when are we losing cyberstand invasion

[visual vortex]

When AH lies again

[thick tulip]

😭

[amber delta]

surely we wont get any more miracle extra reinforcements

or sudden "bots abandoned this front" dispatches

[visual vortex]

We need the grunt fantasy

Lock in

Come on

Grunt fantasy oooo you like that word

[twin flower]

Lock.. in?

[twin flower]

Deadlock

[visual vortex]

Jingle jangle jingle jangle 🔑

[amber delta]

is it fantasy if I just keep dying

[visual vortex]

Yeah

That's the grunt fantasy

[twin flower]

You die on the first charge towards the enemy

thats the whole game

[visual vortex]

Thank you AH 🙏

[astral basin]

Hd2 has a single goal
Take the city Transcendence to win Cyberstan
But
The public is dummy fucked in the brain so
The likelihood of that happening is low

[visual vortex]

No Hd2 has a goal of destroying itself as wuickly as possible

[tacit geode]

I believe ti's actually 0

[visual vortex]

Even the Xbox players left

[twin flower]

AH should make the next 40k game

[visual vortex]

Fuck no

[twin flower]

[visual vortex]

They'd make it an elite spec ops game somehow

[amber delta]

I am disappointed we got all those freebies from AH, I think it would be dope if we lost 200million reinforcements while barely reaching cyberstan and the invasion was a total failure

[visual vortex]

That's AH's wet dream ngl

[twin flower]

Can you fail events like that

[visual vortex]

Yeah

[twin flower]

I dont play helldivers

[visual vortex]

Wheb the xbox players were arriving they made us do nearly impossible tasks

[nocturne bloom]

Cmon guys, take cyberstan so I can log in and get free medals

Monster hunter wilds has been consuming me

[amber delta]

we would have if AH didnt give us double reinforcements just because

[quaint moss]

but can you draw a bucket

[twin flower]

is that like out of pity? or..

[visual vortex]

Yeah

[visual vortex]

Grunt fantasy

We need it guys

[amber delta]

they vastly underestimated players ability to die and wanted to let us experience more of the new cyberstan content

[visual vortex]

They underestimated our abilities because they nerfed us into the fucking ground

[nocturne bloom]

There was a large number of people getting into the game again because of the cyborgs being added so they dumped a ton of extra reinforcements

[winged oasis]

istg the game automatically never puts me in any missions that have psykers whenever i go veteran

[nocturne bloom]

Last one was a vote to add 35m

[visual vortex]

Why the hell are they making pvp balance changes to a pve game

[amber delta]

grunt fantasy

[visual vortex]

Oh right sorry

[twin flower]

Hows the event so far tho, is it fun

[amber delta]

more like grunt misery

[visual vortex]

I forgot that i need to have rubber bullets

[nocturne bloom]

There is a large number of people just killing players rn to force a fail

[visual vortex]

While the enemies get better armor

[nocturne bloom]

Seen it several times

[tacit geode]

You should nerf things in PvE games or you get warhammer 40k darktide

[visual vortex]

Shut up

[visual vortex]

Not really

[nocturne bloom]

Roided creek at times

[amber delta]

still waiting for that DS nerf

[tacit geode]

And the plasma nerf lmfao

[visual vortex]

Cant wait for more heavy armor nerfs

🙏

[dire kayak]

the mechanicus are so much better than the cyborgs,,,,

[quaint moss]

:3

[nocturne bloom]

Woe, 10 tanks, 5 vox engines, 7 factory striders, 12 war striders upon ye

Oh you killed them? Look behind you

[amber delta]

at least plasma is locked to 1 class so I dont see it that often

[twin flower]

saw a comment that plays the game that its liek stalingrad down there

[visual vortex]

Whoever designed and made war striders should be skinned and have salt drizzled on them once every an hour

[twin flower]

not that I relate, i dont own it

[quaint moss]

tbh, i think people would use the tank on cyber stan more if it was able to be manned by one person

[nocturne bloom]

Pretty much honestly

[nocturne bloom]

Why? They die incredibly easily

[visual vortex]

They want Malevelon Creek 2.0

[nocturne bloom]

It basically is

[visual vortex]

I don't forgive AH for them.

[twin flower]

Was a funny comment tbh

[quaint moss]

taking from the book of tarring and feathering

[amber delta]

I think every bot enemy is okay, but the problem begins with the spawn rates

[nocturne bloom]

Thats the point

[twin flower]

I should wishlist hd2, sounds like you guys are having a blast lmao

[visual vortex]

Whoever made war striders wanted the game to be about their enemy and it alone

[nocturne bloom]

I hate cannon towers more than anything

[visual vortex]

Im so glad they brought the war strider into the back alley and nerfed it now

[nocturne bloom]

Stand still for 0.5 seconds and get vaporized across the map

[amber delta]

we love to hate it

[visual vortex]

Please dont play it

[nocturne bloom]

Or just buy it, try it, refund if you dont like it?

[visual vortex]

No

Because that is lame

[nocturne bloom]

Youre lame

[visual vortex]

Yeah

[low blade]

I'm still unc and buttmad its not twin sticks

[twin flower]

was it worth the buy

[visual vortex]

So i know what im talking avout

[visual vortex]

HD2?

Was

[twin flower]

really?

[visual vortex]

Now it's not

Early on when it first dropped it was a lot better because they focused more on fun

[nocturne bloom]

Most of the criticism for HD2 is the same generic crap you find anywhere else. You really just have to try it and get your own opinion imo

[visual vortex]

Maybe it's generic because it's a major issue?

🤯

[nocturne bloom]

Generic as in people whining about a certain enemy or the community

[visual vortex]

Yeah

Because the enemy or design sucks

So more people will hate it

[nocturne bloom]

Or maybe you hate it because you refuse to learn how to kill it

[visual vortex]

Nah

Never my issue

[nocturne bloom]

Thats like playing MH and not learning a weapons move set

[visual vortex]

Im a perfect lifeform

An example of bad design is war strider

[nocturne bloom]

Never had an issue

[visual vortex]

Amazing consistency AH 🙏

[nocturne bloom]

Literally 1 tap them

[halcyon pebble]

GS smash

[visual vortex]

Because they nerfed them

Early on they forced a meta

And broke every rule that the Automatons followed

The actual weakspot was a teeny tiny little joint between its thighs

[nocturne bloom]

IG users jumping into the air just to get swatted like a fly

[visual vortex]

And rhe red eye which usually is the main automaton weakspot doesnt do anything

[nocturne bloom]

Its almost like its called a war strider for a reason

[visual vortex]

In that case why dont the automatons just make all heavy armored aoe spamming enemies?

Because that's what rhe war strider is

[nocturne bloom]

Resources?

[visual vortex]

My experience playing when rhey released

And the nausea i got

[nocturne bloom]

Back in my day ah explanation

[amber delta]

why dont helldivers make an assault rifle shooting hellbombs

[visual vortex]

You asked for respurces

Wdym

I gave you a resource

[amber delta]

why dont all orbital barrages fire hellbombs

[visual vortex]

Im guessing you didnt expect me to actually give you one and dug out a pickle barrel scape-goat

[visual vortex]

Billions must hellbomb

[amber delta]

why dont we replace helldivers with remote controlled hellbombs on legs

cyberstan has fallen, billions must hellbomb

[visual vortex]

Why dont we just turn cuberstan into a black hole

[nocturne bloom]

Because all you need to do to tank a hellbomb is hide under a single terrain pixel

[visual vortex]

Nah tirn cyberstan into blackhole

Automatons gone 👍

[amber delta]

what if we hellbomb the terrain first before hellbombing the enemies

[visual vortex]

🧠

[halcyon pebble]

That's basically my IG experience

[visual vortex]

We should hellbomb the hellbombs

[nocturne bloom]

Ive almost always used Lance but im trying everything since MH Wilds is easier

Should have final rank weapons unlocked before I go to work tomorrow too so ill have that to work on

[delicate vapor]

[quaint moss]

a lone ogryn

longryn

[twin flower]

[dire kayak]

literally me

[amber delta]

my ogryn got bigger boobs than all my female operatives combined

[twin flower]

[cosmic burrow]

ogryn supremacy

[elder merlin]

[dire kayak]

this is going in the book

[lost linden]

I love emprah

Would blow up all planets for this dude

[elder merlin]

Time to hoont

[twin flower]

Time to ritual

[quaint moss]

rip

[quaint moss]

adds armor

[astral basin]

I need
An “absolute peak” sticker
But its kojima and “absolute degenerate”

[twin flower]

make your own

[dire kayak]

i just murked some necrons in mechanicus

merp was right this game is based as hell

[twin flower]

Can't wait for Admech in DoW or Total War 40k

[tired steeple]

I’ve been playing AOS with the gf again

Slaanesh vs Khorne. Very fitting

[amber delta]

who is khorne in the relationship

[tired steeple]

None of us punch each other

But she’s playing Khorne

She prefers nurgle

But we already had 2 games with her as burgle

Nurgle

[marsh iris]

where are the tau

[wooden creek]

Snuggled up next to the 500 worlds

[tired steeple]

Yeah just below or above ultramar

One of the two

[amber delta]

what do you mean you lost 500 worlds

go find them

[thick coyote]

It's not like it created a Warp rift and warped away

[modern bobcat]

How tf did the Ultramarines lose 500 worlds in their own backyard

wtf were they doing while Robooty was having a nap

[amber delta]

and how is getting them back entrusted to a single dude

[modern bobcat]

TITUS is more than just a single dude

he's a single mary sue

[amber delta]

trvth

and a single cash cow

GW made 2 sculpts of Titus in 2 years

and 2 separate datasheets

meanwhile eldar resin models sitting in the corner crying

[thick coyote]

It's okay

Fuck the space elf

[twin flower]

I thought Titus got the 2nd company back

[thick coyote]

[dire kayak]

i ate the second company

[twin flower]

prime biomass

[tired steeple]

When I actually play 40k I’m doing blood angels

[twin flower]

Dark Angels

[tired steeple]

Then after some practice I’ll try and have admech as my main army

[twin flower]

40k like the tabletop?

[astral basin]

Shoot me

In the face

[dire kayak]

BASED

[modern bobcat]

Yeh they killed a new interesting character

[dire kayak]

i love admech

[modern bobcat]

so we can have more Gears of Warhammer

[twin flower]

[twin flower]

Ya boi Chairon

[dire kayak]

absolutely not

[twin flower]

Weird they just did that tho

[tired steeple]

I’ve always had admech as my favourite

[dire kayak]

hell yeah

i like you more now

[tired steeple]

Since it’s tts and everything’s just free I should see about emperor’s children

You are a pleasant lady goober it’s nice when you go mrrrp

[cosmic burrow]

Played some dt today

Was fun

[modern bobcat]

Capt Acheran got turned into a Dreadnought offscreen

for no reason lmao

[astral basin]

Not the arm

Not the leg

NOT SPINE

IN THE FAAAACE

SHOOT ME IN THE FAAAAACE

3 cans of caffeine and im dying to be off work

[dire kayak]

never abbreviate 'cognition points'

[modern bobcat]

Why do Reapers have guns that work

but Ogryn has gun that don't work

[outer jasper]

evil fatshark

hate you

[marsh iris]

join chaos and have fun

[delicate vapor]

Vhat

[warm maple]

reaperin' my shit right now dawg

chaos rounds

[feral vessel]

reaping what

[modern bobcat]

We should get to play a loyalist poxburster

as the 7th class

https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Penal_Legion_Human_Bomb

[feral vessel]

when is the ministorum deploying the penitent one

[hollow dawn]

There’s actually a line between a professional vet and a hive scum that, the vet tells the hive scum they should be in a penal legion 😆

[modern bobcat]

human bomb should be able to one shot any monstrosity

but you don't respawn

[hollow dawn]

What can the human bomb do until then

[feral vessel]

would be a neat idea for any other game except for DT

[trail bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/dead-space-3-suicide-fuck-bomber-unitologist-gif-12041524816287167594

[modern bobcat]

smack things and throw grenades ??

[twin flower]

vet already does this

[zenith pollen]

I have a difficult choice to make cleaver or pickaxe on ogryn

[feral vessel]

Do you like being slow and dealing big damage or being fast and dealing less damage?

If you end up with the Pick I would somewhat recommend also taking a Ripper Gun with the Canopener blessing to maximize your potential damage output against armour.

[wooden creek]

Pickaxes are generally better at handling more things in the game while Cleaver blends hordes

[zenith pollen]

I used karsolas pickaxe before for hordes also im using a shotgun

[warm maple]

are mortis trials more unstable then the regular game mode or some shit

[modern bobcat]

yes but smack things with his bare hands

[zenith pollen]

I have a shotgun for armored targets

[amber delta]

just use bully club you hit fast and strong

[feral vessel]

Like, Kickback or Ripper?

[amber delta]

[feral vessel]

because last time I checked Ripper is a mainly anti-horde weapon and does very little against armour unless theres some sort of build Im missing

[zenith pollen]

Kickback

[feral vessel]

Good enough.

[zenith pollen]

If it doesnt kill it still trips over almost everything

[feral vessel]

thats usually the reason why you want the kickback, yes.

[amber delta]

i dont want kickback

i want killdown

[feral vessel]

punchfront

[amber delta]

rashunsate

[feral vessel]

What?

[amber delta]

rashuns

ate

eaten

eated

[zenith pollen]

Shit i have no materials to upgrade anything

[amber delta]

hop on havoc

[zenith pollen]

Wait

WAIT HAVOC CHEST I FORGOT

[amber delta]

he forgor

[thick coyote]

Can Opener

[feral vessel]

I mentioned Can Opener earlier.

[thick coyote]

Back when Crushers were 3600 hp

You could stab burst burst

And it died

With that in mind
Cleaver+Ripper was a build

[feral vessel]

My experience with Can opener was only really when I was using the cleaver

yes

The combo was uh,

stab,

punch,

3x cleaver

repeat

[thick coyote]

That being said
We still waiting for the Thugshot kickback

Or whatever the name

[zenith pollen]

I GOT THE CHEST YIPPIEEEEEEE

im rich now

[dire kayak]

im gonna eat the havoc chest

it looks yummy

[zenith pollen]

You can give me contents of it before you eat it

[dire kayak]

hmmm

[thick coyote]

Suspiciously havoc chest shaped mouth

[calm geyser]

Alguno de que hable español para jugar ?

[amber delta]

no hablamos espanol jefe

[marble orbit]

Is there a place i can recruit people for getting the brainburst achievement ? I need the drip

[timber elk]

Uh yeah

lFG

[modern bobcat]

Can try the LFG chats

[twin flower]

Check out #vox-lfg-lexicanum and pick your region

I require rum

[amber delta]

omg real goth hi

[marble orbit]

Hi there

[tranquil monolith]

Hi chat

[twin flower]

[marble orbit]

yo same

what kind you drink :o ?

[twin flower]

I had uhh a Captain Morgan before, and im missing it

[marble orbit]

ic ic

[zenith pollen]

LAMB

[thin wagon]

I yearn for the Maelstrom.

[marble orbit]

i like coconut bacardi for rum

[timber elk]

What

[marble orbit]

goat

[twin flower]

Chops

[thin wagon]

No liquor is good unless I drown it in mixer.

[marble orbit]

no liquor is good unless its wine or gets you drunk

[thin wagon]

Is wine a liquor by classification?

[marble orbit]

its sold at a liquor shop

[thin wagon]

So are cigarettes. Don't make those liquor

[twin flower]

it contains alcohol afaik

[marble orbit]

dont ask me hard questions 😭

[thin wagon]

LOL fair. Merely curiosity getting the better of me. Apologies milord.

[hollow dawn]

Doesn’t wine… get you drunk

[twin flower]

To the gallows with you

[marble orbit]

meh?

depends on the wine

lol

[twin flower]

wines more like for casual / fancy drinking imo

if you wanna get smashed get other stuff

[amber delta]

wine is not liquor because liquor is distilled beverage, wine is fermented

[hollow dawn]

My mom solely bought boxed wine when I was growing up, so I had a false thing of thinking all wine came from a box

[marble orbit]

perfect for getting off work and gaming

fat cup of wine

food

[hollow dawn]

A goblet of wine

If you will

[marble orbit]

i want a goblet

[twin flower]

better than a can of monster

[marble orbit]

oh i mix my wine with white monster

[cosmic burrow]

beer gaming is better

[marble orbit]

im jk

[cosmic burrow]

some good porter

[twin flower]

[dire kayak]

hell yeah

[cosmic burrow]

or stout

[remote sparrow]

Ffs. Time to leave this shit

[thin wagon]

My go to is strawberry vodka in strawberry lemonade. Hides the taste and does it's duty

[amber delta]

white monster gang rise up

[dire kayak]

that does not sound the greatest

[amber delta]

we flying to agartha with this one

[hollow dawn]

Anytime I picture somebody drinking wine from a goblet, I think of that meme where it’s like
“What do you call this?”
“A cadaver.”
“A dead body”
“MHMMMMMMMMMMM”

[dire kayak]

they really just left

[hollow dawn]

I’m just a simple soda guy I’ll be honest, I’m boring with my Coke Zero lol

[twin flower]

"A skull"

Its the cranium

Mhmmm

[dire kayak]

grey namers really have no tolerance

[dire kayak]

SAME

[hollow dawn]

That’s been my major vocal stimm lately at work, I try really hard not to do it with taking orders or bringing out food

[obtuse oak]

absolute white woman behavior

[hollow dawn]

The peak of it, if you will

[marble orbit]

[twin flower]

G'day Hank

[thin wagon]

Any line from Knight of the Seven Kingdoms are my vocal stimm lately

[obtuse oak]

hello hello

[dire kayak]

mrrp :3

[obtuse oak]

is that show good? I gave up on everything westeros-related after got s8

[hollow dawn]

“What do you call this?”
“Female refinement”
“White leman behavior”
“MMMMMMMMMHM”

[ember nimbus]

its so good

[hollow dawn]

Leman?

Women

[ember nimbus]

its way better than hotd

[hollow dawn]

God damn it

[obtuse oak]

white leman? yeah duh, he was white.

[thin wagon]

https://tenor.com/view/its-peak-old-man-shaking-head-gif-3938163323164042530

[twin flower]

How many episodes does it have now

[ember nimbus]

5 i think

or was it 6

[obtuse oak]

what's so good about it

[low blade]

Walked past a guy smoking and took a huge inhale like a fuckin junkie

[twin flower]

I binge watch every show in one sitting so I like wait til its like either done or like a couple weeks before its done

[ember nimbus]

really funny

[twin flower]

Based

[ember nimbus]

good main char

[obtuse oak]

does it have all the cool and witty dialogue that the first four game of thrones seasons also had?

[marble orbit]

Have you started One Piece

[ember nimbus]

nah its way more down to earth

[dire kayak]

IF ITS NOT WARHAMMER 40K I AINT WATCHING IT

[obtuse oak]

ok gotcha.

[hollow dawn]

Something something SPACE MARINE GROG

[twin flower]

I watched that since I was a kid and im still not done

[ember nimbus]

you either really hooked after the first one or you arent

[obtuse oak]

something to watch by myself then

[ember nimbus]

its more about the 2 main protags and their relationship

[obtuse oak]

my girlfriend really enjoyed game of thrones but that was because of all the exquisite yapping

[ember nimbus]

oh it do have exquisite yapping

[thin wagon]

It's a lot of the great things about GoT but less political bastardry and unnecessary violence

[obtuse oak]

okay that sounds promising

[thin wagon]

The violence that is there is absolutely necessary

[obtuse oak]

wait this is based on more books, isn't it?

[hollow dawn]

I never really got hooked into game of thrones, I wish the Expanse was as popular as GoT honestly. It’s so good

[obtuse oak]

dunk and egg or something?

[ember nimbus]

its a short story

[thin wagon]

Only on books and a finished series too

[ember nimbus]

or a compilation of them

[obtuse oak]

excellent

time to convince the gf then

[twin flower]

Hmm

[obtuse oak]

just one more westerosi adventure bro this one will be good bro i promise bro

[ember nimbus]

i only ever read the asoiaf books

[dire kayak]

tbh its hard for me to get interested in any show

the only time ive gotten actually invested in one is those wh40k animations

[hollow dawn]

The expanse has a really mean hook in the first 5 minutes, if you’re not intrigued within the first 5 minutes you know it’s not for you

[twin flower]

Which one

[obtuse oak]

watching a tv show takes a lot of time and i spend that time gaming instead, only recent show that i've seen is the boys

and i still need to watch s4

[ember nimbus]

the episodes are 30 mins only

[twin flower]

Me with like any other shows

[hollow dawn]

Me too, I really prefer watching movies

[obtuse oak]

yesss

[hollow dawn]

Purely because they take less time to consume

[twin flower]

If the first ep left enough of an impact on me I watch the whole thing

[dire kayak]

pariah nexus and that horus heresy one

[obtuse oak]

movies are the shit. just sit down for one evening and get a whole story from start to finish

[dire kayak]

with the imperial titans

[amber delta]

miniseries are the best

[obtuse oak]

that said i used to watch quite a lot of tv and i think some shows are hall of famer all-time greats

[twin flower]

Check out Kill Lupercal, was a decent watch

[twin flower]

Oh nevermind, you got it

[obtuse oak]

the wire and breaking bad had me fuckin HOOKED

[amber delta]

not as long as shows, but longer than movies to flesh out the story better

[hollow dawn]

A lot of people I know hate the godfather when it’s praised as a must watch classic. I wonder if that title is part of the reason people resent it

[obtuse oak]

i watched one episode of shogun and thought it was cool but my gf wasnt interested

so then i have to make time by myself

and i just... don't

[ember nimbus]

marlon brando is mumbling his ass off in that movie, thats why i dont like it

the first one is good

[hollow dawn]

I have to watch it with subtitles but the dialogue is really good

[ember nimbus]

its just overhyped

[hollow dawn]

I prefer the second movie honestly

[obtuse oak]

most people do

there's a small handful of trilogies or movie series where the second movie eclipses the first and godfather 2 is always mentioned

[hollow dawn]

The story telling ebbs and flows from the “present” to the “past” is really well done and shows that it was definitely originated from chapters of a book

[hollow dawn]

I do agree

[ember nimbus]

i like casino way more

and theres only 1 of those

[hollow dawn]

It’s overrated, but not in a “it’s trash and everybody thinks it’s good”, just genuinely a good movie that’s put on a pedestal

[obtuse oak]

i watched godfather but dont remember being really enarmored with it

yeah i'd agree with good but not the second coming of christ or whatever.

[zenith pollen]

Idk why but im always surprised to see you here

[hollow dawn]

I thought you were saying Oceans eleven when you were saying casino for some reason

That’s what my brain immediately defaulted to

[tender horizon]

Goodfellas is my favorite mob movie tbh

[ember nimbus]

valid

[obtuse oak]

the departed for me

[amber delta]

goonfellas

[hollow dawn]

To be fair, the person who directed the godfather had never directed a movie before so it’s pretty impressive in that regard, but doesn’t make it a must see

[twin flower]

Does The Irishman count

[hollow dawn]

I don’t know

I haven’t seen it

[ember nimbus]

i had to take like 2 breaks watching that movie

it was so long

the end is so fucking sad

[obtuse oak]

i don't know, i tuned out during the super long union leader stuff

speedsters?

[twin flower]

Decent watch I think, but i dont think i've watched lot of mob movies to compare

[hollow dawn]

Speaking of unions, I love how a lot of conservative 15 year old guys worshipped Thomas Shelby for being “sigma” but if they had watched the show, they wouldn’t have liked his politics

[twin flower]

But yeah it is super long

[obtuse oak]

i watch a lot of horror movies

[hollow dawn]

He’s literally a socialist

[obtuse oak]

that's my jam

[zenith pollen]

It time to gamble weapon stats

[twin flower]

whats your recent fave

[zenith pollen]

I just got the thing i wanted

[ember nimbus]

my fav is bateman still

[obtuse oak]

bring her back

[amber delta]

it's not about the politics, it's about the aura

[obtuse oak]

weapons isn't strictly a horror movie but i really enjoyed it

[amber delta]

shelby got aura

[hollow dawn]

Like he’s literally fighting for the working class in the later seasons and going for workers rights, they’d be LIVID if they actually watched the show

[amber delta]

bateman is auramaxxed

[tender horizon]

Ts was phenomenal

[obtuse oak]

or it would turn them into socialists

[hollow dawn]

He’s literally just a psychopath

[ember nimbus]

bateman is such an immature, resentful chud

its actually funny

[twin flower]

best ending

[obtuse oak]

so true

[tender horizon]

Weapons ending was really fun tbh

[obtuse oak]

i saw it in imax cinema and the first half of the movie is so tense

we were all wound like strings

[ember nimbus]

zach cregger rules

[twin flower]

wasnt there another one coming about aunt gladys or whatever her name was

[ember nimbus]

wkuk was the shit

[obtuse oak]

when josh brolin has to punch the junkie six times, my theater was HOWLING with laughter

and it just kept escalating

incredible film

[hollow dawn]

I would love to hear somebody’s confession of worshipping Thomas Shelby with all those insta reels and YouTube shorts clips, watched the show and became a socialist.
“Virgin sigma shorts watcher to chad socialist” pipeline is insane

[ember nimbus]

what was the reaction to the peeler

[obtuse oak]

the peeler?

[twin flower]

ours was like aunt gladys was being chased around by kids, whole theater was just laughing at that point

[ember nimbus]

in the kitchen fight

[hollow dawn]

I do like horror movies, but I prefer horror games like the evil within and dead space

[obtuse oak]

yeah we started laughing at the junkie scene and then just kept laughing throughout this benny hill ass sequence

[twin flower]

Do be funny

[hollow dawn]

Horror movies don’t really scare me, horror games especially the ones I mentioned crawl under my skin at times

[obtuse oak]

i dont really remember

what happens? he pulls a knife out of a drawer and it's a peeler?

[ember nimbus]

same honestly

[ember nimbus]

she, the teacher against the brainwashed cop

[tender horizon]

Dude gets part of his face potato peelered off

[ember nimbus]

then she goes for the gun iirc

[hollow dawn]

The dead space 2 “cross your heart and hope to die scene” still haunts me

[obtuse oak]

OH

[twin flower]

Dead Space was like my first horror

[tender horizon]

See i don't find dead space scary at all tbh

[obtuse oak]

man i don't even remember that, i just remember her shooting him

[twin flower]

i even remember seeing the animated movie of deadspace as a child and it haunted me

[hollow dawn]

Thrown into the deep end

[obtuse oak]

bro horror games

[nimble glade]

Speaking of which!

It would be cool if Helldivers 2 let us join Cyberstan or the Cyborgs/bots. Just saying.

Don't tell my democracy officer.

[obtuse oak]

alien isolation had me terrified

[chilly osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/darktide-warhammer-40k-cat-lick-gif-10144758042871786903

EMBED FAIL

NOO

[hollow dawn]

That’s it, face the wall

[tender horizon]

10/10 game tbh

[nimble glade]

As for horror games, Resident Evil 9 launching soon too!

[dire kayak]

id play more horror games but im too cowardly

[hollow dawn]

Summary execution commencing

[nimble glade]

Interesting that they have 2 horror genres in one game.

[hollow dawn]

That tracks

[hollow dawn]

Yeah isn’t the lady more standard horror, where as Leon is probably way more action horror if I had to guess

[dire kayak]

"mrrrp :(" is how id be

[low blade]

Oh my fucking GOD its burning like a furnace in this godforsaken classroom

[hollow dawn]

Blow it up

Thank me later

[twin flower]

Dip class

[hollow dawn]

Min max your explosives stat

[low blade]

I did not walk a mile and a half to walk a mile and a half back with 0 class

[obtuse oak]

did you see the promo site they made for the movie?

[low blade]

Its a fuckin furnace

[hollow dawn]

You know who else is fucking a furnace?

[twin flower]

suffer

[hollow dawn]

MY MOM

[nimble glade]

Yeah, I wish more horror games did stuff like that, because just like IRL, many different types of people handle or deal with situations differently etc.

[hollow dawn]

Anyways I’ll be leaving. Ow

[nimble glade]

Pretty cool ngl

[obtuse oak]

blackangeltapes or something. it's a fake darkweb page that's supposed to be the place where the foster mom character bought that "resurrection tape"

they made some short clips for the other fake listings on the site and shiiieeeeeeeeet there's some creepy stuff there

also a reference to talk to me

[tender horizon]

Ik it exists but I never went on it tbh

[nimble glade]

Speaking of which..

Let Ogryn be immune to all disablers, such as dog and net gunners. Except beast of Nurgle of course.

Buff Ogryn

[obtuse oak]

they have this other listing for tapes supposedly recovered from a haunted house with "shifting rooms" and it's SO house of leaves-coded

god please let them make a house of leaves movie

[amber delta]

psyker worst class

[obtuse oak]

it would be so good

[tender horizon]

Yk what horror movie i absolutely loved?

Terrifier 1

[obtuse oak]

with that clown?

[low blade]

House of Leaves doesnt work outside of a physical in-your-hands book

[ember nimbus]

thatd never work

[obtuse oak]

are those movies good?? i thought they'd be ass lol

[tender horizon]

Do you like slashers and do you like gore

[low blade]

Its goreslop for sickos like me

[obtuse oak]

you can take the basic premise of what happens in house of leaves and make it a horror movie for sure

[dire kayak]

i wanna read house of leaves someday

[zenith pollen]

Perfects movies for eating

[ember nimbus]

thats fair

[ember nimbus]

its not a book per se

[obtuse oak]

yeah i was a big halloween guy back in the day

[ember nimbus]

its like a puzzle choose your own adventure bs

[low blade]

The best House of Leaves adaptation is a Doom wad

[obtuse oak]

and in 2018 because i thought that halloween movie was the SHIT

[tender horizon]

Terrifier(specifically 1) is one of the best post 2000s slashers imo

[obtuse oak]

too bad about the sequels lol

ok i'll check it out

[low blade]

Even as a goreslop fella, Terrifier isnt the best. It insists upon itself

[tender horizon]

That's how I feel about 2

But 1 is great

[low blade]

Its very masturbatory

[ember nimbus]

did anyone watch "the autopsy of jane doe"?

thats the last one i watched

[tender horizon]

Yes, a very long time ago

[ember nimbus]

yeah its like 10 years old

[low blade]

Pretty decent but thats from like 2018 innit

[obtuse oak]

is it? fuck, lol

[tender horizon]

Lile that movie, very worth watching

[zenith pollen]

One of my favorite slashers is the Thanksgiving

[obtuse oak]

i remember seeing the trailer for that and thinking "seems pretty neat" and then forgetting to check it out

and now you're telling me that happened 10 years ago

[tender horizon]

It unironically might be older than 10, I saw it as a teen

[obtuse oak]

https://tenor.com/view/dies-cat-dead-died-gif-13827091

[ember nimbus]

😔

[low blade]

Speaking of horror

I will forever shill the best Horror series of all time

The Terror

[tender horizon]

Yeah it came out in 2016

[low blade]

And I am incredibly biased because I have a huge academic interest in the real thing

[ember nimbus]

||team fortress 2 started development almost 40 years ago||

[nimble glade]

My personal favorite horror movie is John Carpenter's the Thing 1982, that's why I like Dead Space and Warhammer 40k so much.

I just wish the chaos spawn was more menacing like in Warhammer Vermintide 2.

[dire kayak]

FORTY

[nimble glade]

Some people like the flood from halo more though.

[twin flower]

the korean movie?

[tender horizon]

My end all be all favorite horror movie is probably You're Next

[twin flower]

And its still good