general-chat

[round mica]

you will die

[visual vortex]

That's why the guardsman are so cool

You can make as many space marines or custodes

But the bravest are the guardsman

[rustic ore]

Wouldn't have much of a big deal really. Just a difference of taste. Ya want RTS or true to the turn based Tabletop but all the math and measuring is done for you?

[dire kayak]

i remember seeing that one clip of this very powerful chaos marine and a guardsman just kills him with like 30 meltas

[round mica]

And then they remove their helmets and name themselves

its joever

[visual vortex]

Having to witness your friend get torn up by giant bugs or destroyed on a molecular level scars you

[visual vortex]

Which is why i had such a issue with the loose cannon voice in darktide

[elder merlin]

Who wins?
Giant space bug commander that eats space marines for breakfast
BIG ROCK

[round mica]

I was fucking rooting for him as well on that entire animation
You could argument his daemon possession could've saved him but there was no body left to possess after that explosion

[analog marsh]

Youtube died from ligma.

[visual vortex]

The world eater?

[round mica]

Cloudflare not working.

A bunch of other sites are also struggling

[analog marsh]

rip.

[visual vortex]

Funny how the entire internet relies on a single thread that can be broken easily

[analog marsh]

at least discord still works, ig.

[dire kayak]

literally me too

[visual vortex]

That guardsman was old btw

Which is not seen often

[dire kayak]

a 60yr old cadian is scarer than a space marine captain to me

[round mica]

Not all of them but the majority
If cloudflare ever gets hit with a powerful DDoS its so fucking over

[visual vortex]

Any guardsman that survived the 15 hours is scarier than anything

[analog marsh]

yeah, it's almost like it's bad to rely on a few companies for most of the internet infrastructure

[jaunty path]

I love monopolys

[visual vortex]

I like fhat board game too

[round mica]

Depends
are they named? Its joever
named but has helmet? okay
Not named and has helmet? Easy fodder

[visual vortex]

The most emotional part of space marine 1 and 2 is that guardsman that looks up from Kadaku and sees the tyranid pods landing and is reflected in his helmet's lenses

[rustic ore]

Space Marines are super soldiers genetically and biotically enhanced. A guardsmen is just an average human. A veteran guardsmen is much scarier

[jaunty path]

shoulda been born space marines :p

[visual vortex]

I know for a fact he had his eyes closed like the dog meme

[jaunty path]

even then youll be torn to bits

[clever horizon]

wasn't that just beuracratic error

[visual vortex]

Not sure

[round mica]

also it was probably for that specific war

[visual vortex]

All i know is that the guardsman wear paper armor

Cant toast bread

[round mica]

the average lifespan of a soldier in the imperium purely depends on which campaign/planet/enemy

[visual vortex]

And have a gun thay has killed 99% of the galaxy that it could kill by itself

[dire kayak]

that guardsman commander in the sm2 campaign was so based,,,,

[visual vortex]

Which one

[round mica]

guardsmen deployed vs tyranids might survive a little less than 5 hours

[jaunty path]

5 is an odd number

[dire kayak]

i forgot her name but like she was with the magos on kadaku

[visual vortex]

Oh

[rustic ore]

Someone was asking in the Helldivers discord who would win. Super Earth or The Imperium. Even discounting Space Marines the average deployment life of a guardsmen is 15 hours, average for a Helldiver is 2 minutes. Imperium wins handily, don't even need numbers

[visual vortex]

That techpriest guy wss funny

[round mica]

it purely depends on plot

you gotta take in consideration a BUNCH of stuff

[visual vortex]

She tells him to hurry up and he tells her to stfu

[round mica]

youre an odd number

[visual vortex]

I was born on all odd numbers

[jaunty path]

[visual vortex]

It's destiny for me

[rustic ore]

7 is a scary number

[dire kayak]

not if theres tEN BILLION OF THEM RAAAAHHHH

[visual vortex]

I was born on fhe 7th

[rustic ore]

It's scary cause 7 ate 9!

[visual vortex]

Cant say

Havent eaten anything born on the 9th

[round mica]

by the time the campaign is over theres only 8 million left

[sleek harness]

No guys, we are not winning the mission order

[visual vortex]

The average helldiver gets an injured arm by a light scratch from the weakest bug enemy

They are runts

[dire kayak]

we take star kield in 23 hours though

[elder merlin]

[sleek harness]

It's because AH thought that helldivers were too strong for their grunt fantasy so they made them have less health and no armor

[visual vortex]

It pisses me off

[sleek harness]

Also being weaker than a SEAF soldier

100 health for Helldivers
125 for SEAF soldiers

[dire kayak]

HEAVY ARMOUR SHOULD FEEL LIKE HEAVY ARMOUR

[sleek harness]

Also I think they got light armor

[visual vortex]

Seaf soldiers dont get knocked down like us either

They get stunned

Also ah what the fuck is going on with their guns

[rustic ore]

That's the satire. "The elite forces of Super Earth!" And it's all just a bunch of poorly trained, poorly armored grunts that are so expendable we got tens of millions frozen in reserve with more made everyday

[sleek harness]

I don't get why AH thinks that helldivers should be weak grungs

Grunts

They are supposed to be the elites

[visual vortex]

Why are their liberators med pen

[dire kayak]

slopdivers 2

[visual vortex]

They shouldve made another side hd2 where you play as SEAF soldiers instead

[sleek harness]

Yeah

Theres the badass elite soldier fantasy and the grunt fantasy

See which people chooses

[visual vortex]

When i put on heavy armor i expect to be resistant to small or medium armored firearms

[dire kayak]

SAME HERE

[visual vortex]

With the cost of being slower and less stamina

I dont want more health

Nothing about my physique changed

[sleek harness]

They should make it actual armor, the chest becomes heavy and the arms, legs and head are medium or light

Same thing for medium

[clever horizon]

the leviathan laser atleast like c'mon

[dire kayak]

im pretty sure actual irl soldiers are more resistant to damage than helldivers

[visual vortex]

By this logic all the enemies in Hd2 have perfect accuracy when shooting you to shoot you in the gaps of your armor

[elder merlin]

If we gave 100 guardsmen metal sporks to fight a Tyranid warrior , how many do you think would be left?

[round mica]

Helldivers are just weak pathetic brainwashed fucks anyways so

[round mica]

1
after fighting a single pack of 10 gaunts

[visual vortex]

Their excuse is some devs had military training

So they made sidesrms completely worthless by adding way too much sway

Except that's the swedish military

Which is a pathetic excuse for a military

[round mica]

helldiver devs just are bad at game balancing

[visual vortex]

They are conscripted

So they get the weakest and most baby training

[round mica]

reason why i stopped playing the game

[visual vortex]

They should bring navy seals or marines onto AH and not just weak soldiers

[dire kayak]

i would hope that arrowhead would fix all the balancing issues eventually

[rustic ore]

Pfft,n least they actually work on the game. They fixed the pistol sway by the way. Lowered the value so they shoot better. Stim Pistol is more viable now. Love my medic Mommy build

[dire kayak]

but we both know thye dont listen to us

[green vector]

LOL

[dire kayak]

they only listen to the glazers

[visual vortex]

There is a major difference between someone there because they have to be and someone that's there to fight for what they believe in

[sleek harness]

Imagine if they made armor penetration actually make sense

All weapons would be medium pen and heavy

[round mica]

arrowhead buffs stuff after people complain too much
next patch they nerf it again because "too powerful, not supposed to be a power trip!"
cycle repeats

[dire kayak]

they EVEN LIE TO US

[visual vortex]

Imagine if they made armor on enemies break off after enough bullets to it to make all weapons viable

[rustic ore]

Armor pen does make sense. If you can't kill a devastator with a light pen? Skill issue

[dire kayak]

literally thats how armour should work

[sleek harness]

That's the point of weakpoints dude

[visual vortex]

Some weakpoints have stronger armor than light

[dire kayak]

overseer armour is probably the best designed armour system in the game

[sleek harness]

Example

Tanks

[visual vortex]

So stuff like the liberators are actually worthless

Which is sad because i love the liberstors

[sleek harness]

AH is fucking dumb they forgot about making them light pen

[visual vortex]

The liberator?

[rustic ore]

Funny you mention that. The new Cyborg enemy, The Agitator has medium armor that can be shot off, head, chest, arms, legs the works! I like popping them with a light pen, knocking the helmet off and one shotting them

[visual vortex]

This shouldnt be a rare occasion

It should be consistent

[sleek harness]

The automaton tank weakspot

It's medium

EVEN THOUGH ITS A VENT WTF AH

[visual vortex]

Yeah so you literally cant kill it without a bunch of grenades or a drop thing

So you cant even pretend to be the posterboy helldiver

[rustic ore]

But, it shows the game is capable of it. I think they were a test for it so they may revamp old enemies for it. You can already destroy parts and weapons of enemies

[sleek harness]

Thats AH balancing problem

Light pen still is good

[visual vortex]

Im speaking of armor not weaponsp

[sleek harness]

Oh no

It's Paul

The light pen hater

[rustic ore]

Oh, you mean player armor

[elder merlin]

I just want a claymore, knight armor, a primary lmg and grenade launcher, an armor set with extra padding and extra grenades, and finally a weird unique medium pen primary

[dire kayak]

you literally have to have a medium pen something or you cant do anything

[visual vortex]

Both

[sleek harness]

They should make side arms light pen

[visual vortex]

Or a bunch of stratagems

[sleek harness]

That's a way to balance things

[visual vortex]

Let us change the ammo type for all guns in modifications at the cost of different things

Like light pen shoots faster

[rustic ore]

pistol whips you with The Senator You keep my wife's name out yo MFing mouth!

[visual vortex]

Heavy pen is slower and has more drag

Med pen is a decent mix

[dire kayak]

exactly!

[visual vortex]

Idk theyve made it very difficult to make workarounds

[sleek harness]

Would you change your mind if: all laser guns get medium pen

[visual vortex]

But some guns should obviously not have fucking light pen

How the hell does the STANDARD MILITARY ISSUED gun with several types not have different ammo compatible with it

I dont care about compressors or whatever

[rustic ore]

Hmm....No, but I'll let you make the crossbow Light Pen

[visual vortex]

Let me change the ammo type

It's wild that a crossbow is more effective than a starting weapon

[sleek harness]

They should make the gun unique by its stats instead of their bullet pen

[visual vortex]

The thing about starting weapons is that they're supposed to be an all-rounder

[sleek harness]

Dude it's a explosive crossbow

[visual vortex]

No gimmicks or anything like that

[sleek harness]

It's at least heavy

[low blade]

People dont realize how many 100 is I think, since 100 guys dogpiling on dont even need the sporks they can just grab a limb and pull that thing apart like Mongolian horsemen

[rustic ore]

It already makes the game too easy and you want to buff it!?

[trail bramble]

crossbows > tank, that's why the Iraqis brought crossbows to bear against Abrams and Bradleys

[rustic ore]

Bastion, my beloved

[visual vortex]

Also why do robots skinnier than a toothpick only get stunned by a nearby explosion and not jnocked over

[wraith mist]

I mean, isn’t that what your strategems are for? Your support weapons? Your primaries should be good for general use, but if you have tough nuts to crack you should rely on your beefier weapons.

[visual vortex]

The main thing is that my stratagems become my support

[rustic ore]

Have you seen those robo dogs DARPA made? Same reasoning

[visual vortex]

Which is?

[thick coyote]

Hehe harpoon goes anti tank1

[rustic ore]

They can react and are stable enough to not get knocked down. Least that's my head cannon lol

[visual vortex]

Those have four legs

The basic automaton grunt has two

[wraith mist]

They’re really well-made.

I guess.

[rustic ore]

It's a terminator then. Pick your scifi and I can pull a reason out my butt

[visual vortex]

You're stretching it

[visual vortex]

Why do you want to defend it so badly?

[rustic ore]

I'm bored

[visual vortex]

Oh ok

[elder merlin]

I just like it, i can hit heads and shit just fine for the most part, i just like the stagger and punch

[rustic ore]

It honestly doesn't make sense but the game is engaging enough to keep pulling me back for major story beats

Haven't missed a warbond yet

[visual vortex]

I only replayed for cyberstan and cyborgs

[visual vortex]

Funnily enough the most hated faction has the best armor design

[rustic ore]

I'm the kinda person that plays euro jank games for fun and actually enjoys them unironicly. HD2? Polished gem in comparison and they only trying to make it better

[visual vortex]

They made a good game and are axtively trying to kill it

[wraith mist]

That sounds a bit cynical.

[rustic ore]

That's one hyper bowl there lol.

[visual vortex]

It's true though

[rustic ore]

The last major balance update fixed a lot and most people agree with the changes. Could it be better? Yes, but they've been focusing more on stabilizing the foundation. It's only recently after months of fixes we got new content

[quaint moss]

average playstation move

same thing with xbox

(poor halo)

[quaint moss]

hyper bowl, yo ganja when

[rustic ore]

I do not partake of the devil's lettuce, good sir. I am a pure servant of the Emperor

[jaunty path]

yeah we're true christians

we do edibles

[quaint moss]

the tech priest seem to use a lot of "holy incense"

[rustic ore]

Preferably chocolate

[quaint moss]

also your right, the space marines do heroine cocktails smh

[quaint moss]

i like strawberry gummies 😋

[dire kayak]

i like strawberries

[quaint moss]

i dont :)

[dire kayak]

:(

[quaint moss]

cherries how ever

[abstract junco]

Cherries are good

[abstract junco]

Strawberry flavor is better than strawberry

[rustic ore]

And banana flavor is better than Bananas

[quaint moss]

am like both

banana bread has both

[dire kayak]

i like cherries

[rustic ore]

Something I heard, which may or may not be true, is that the flavorings for Banana flavored things is the only way to taste what actual Bananas tasted like. What we have now that are called Bananas aren't the OG. Those went extinct due to bad farming habits and disease.

[dire kayak]

i ate all of them

[quaint moss]

basically something like that, the banana herb (tree), was infected kinda like zombies and went bye

[quaint moss]

YOU FAT BALD BAS.....

[dire kayak]

:3

[hasty pivot]

Anyone know how to actually get the game to turn off frame gen completely? When I set DLSS frame gen to off, it automatically turns on AMD FSR frame gen instead, and vice versa.

[quaint moss]

:3

[hasty pivot]

It seems like the menu is just bugged or something

[tired steeple]

Hello

[hasty pivot]

If I try to set the DLSS frame gen multiplier to off or even to something like 3x or 4x, the option just greys itself out and the AMD FSR frame gen turns itself on

Incredibly frustrating

[quaint moss]

huh weird, it had mine set to 2x

even though i swear that i had it off

[hasty pivot]

Try setting it to off and then check if AMD FSR Frame Gen turns itself on

[quaint moss]

sure its fine

[dire kayak]

haiii

mrrrp :3

[quaint moss]

already in maelstorm

[sleek harness]

I am tired

[dire kayak]

me too

[sleek harness]

This sounds like a lie

[quaint moss]

what does it read like hmmm

[sleek harness]

Like a text

Duh

Really Grog?

[dire kayak]

im always tired

[quaint moss]

:3 hi ratta

[elder merlin]

To be fair, alot of shit probably went extinct due to that, and hell, alot of stuff went extinct due to either over hunting it or over gathering

[sleek harness]

That's a girl name

I am not

[elder merlin]

Rattata

[quaint moss]

rattata :3

[elder merlin]

Raticate

[gloomy tartan]

🐀

Would will smith be a chaos marine ?

[quaint moss]

:333

[dire kayak]

bites you

[sleek harness]

No

[tired steeple]

Hi goober

How are you

[dire kayak]

ive been alright

[sleek harness]

Magos

[knotty terrace]

Oooo so you guys and gals know how rot flys evolve from beasts of nurgle?

[gloomy tartan]

They do ?

[sleek harness]

By getting angry

[knotty terrace]

Yes although the correct term is metamorphosed

[sleek harness]

Every Beast of Nurgle we kill gets annoyed

[knotty terrace]

Now what if the beast of nurgle evolved mid fight

[sleek harness]

And they keep coming back to the warp

[sleek harness]

He doesn't

A snake doesn't lay a egg while eating a a bird

[knotty terrace]

I’m saying what if hp bar gets reset and said beast of nurgle evolved mid fight into the rot fly

[sleek harness]

Second stage bosses are cringe

[knotty terrace]

Cringe yes but it would provide more of a challenge I bet

[sleek harness]

Not really

It's just 2 bosses in a row

Unless you make the beast of nurgle weaker to compensate for his second stage

[knotty terrace]

That’s what I had in mind actually

[sleek harness]

Sure but like

[knotty terrace]

No ifs or buts

[sleek harness]

What it is stopping you from making the rot fly a single boss

[knotty terrace]

A possibly awesome and completely disgusting animation

[sleek harness]

It's just trying to make it seem cooler by having a first weaker stage

[sleek harness]

Do you even know how beasts of nurgle evolve

[knotty terrace]

If I had to assume sorta like a butterfly

[sleek harness]

It takes days or weeks

I ain't waiting all that

[knotty terrace]

Beast of nurgle= larvae state
Rot fly= very disgusting butterfly

[quaint moss]

real

[knotty terrace]

Well instead of waiting that long maybe some magical warp bullshit happens

[sleek harness]

Heretics use a spell to make the beast of nurgle age instead of summoning one

Spell? I made it up

[knotty terrace]

I mean it wouldn’t be out of the bullshit scope that is 40k

Personally the creativity if the devs at fat shark are allowed to go completely buck wild we might see some awesome shit

[nocturne bloom]

Snake? Egg?

[dire kayak]

beasts of nurgle get angry that people wont play with them and just kill them instead, so they surround themselves in flies as a defense mechanism while in nurgle's garden, which turns into a rotfly

we have literal flamers i dont think surrounding itself in flies in real space is gonna work very well

[visual vortex]

Man i hate nurgle

[dire kayak]

nurgle loves you

[visual vortex]

I hate everything that isnt a human

[cursive linden]

havoc 40 is making me a meta slave and i hate it

[dire kayak]

i dont know anyone who likes being a meta slave

[shy sandal]

I just found out what a flat brush is for digital painting

Holy shit does it feel good to paint again

[vapid matrix]

I’m finally able to pay the bill for the whole table, but there is no one left to sit with

[somber marten]

How's the solo queue experience for endgame content? I remember leaving the game at every class being max level and want to get back into it to do high lvl content but I've not been able to convince others to buy the game and I don't wanna go through the hassle of recruiting through Discord

[quaint moss]

total war 3, what a lovely range unit

(its pain)

[quaint moss]

TO BAD, back to pain

[shy sandal]

Is it pain if i enjoy doing it?

[quaint moss]

🤔

[tired inlet]

I'm at that pizza hut.
I'm at that taco bell.
I'm at the combination pizza hut and taco bell.

[hazy kestrel]

Feelsbadman. Got my funnyhost kill yoinked by a Hive Scum with a rocket launcher.

Was funny though. However, >:[

[quaint moss]

hes just got a bigger boom

[dire kayak]

i love that rocket launcher

hm,,,

i might actually make a proper army for the tabletop,,,

[timber elk]

points a javelin at goober

[valid scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/fnaf-freddy-freddy-fazbear-five-nights-at-freddy's-hello-neighbor-gif-13814294911148488577

[cloud carbon]

Where do I farm upgrade mats?

[tired inlet]

in the game by playing the game

the harder difficulties give more

[cloud carbon]

Play did havoc 17 and it gave me nothing

[tired inlet]

havoc weeklies give more

the week isn't over

[cloud carbon]

tbh I was solo so I just had to get through it

[tired inlet]

havoc gives a weekly chest based on highest level you've completed

[cloud carbon]

Okay so it doesnt actually give me anything for the actual mission I did?

[thick coyote]

Tldr yes

[tired inlet]

like, at the end of the week

[quaint moss]

(its a comically large spear)

[thick coyote]

So if you want mats NOW! Quick play damnation

[tired inlet]

and sell off the weapon for another 80-90

[thick coyote]

If you want to wait till Sunday for mats

Play havoc

[cloud carbon]

Not auric?

I mean I want it to be difficult as possible while also getting max rewards

[tired inlet]

Auric is Damnation with passive High Intensity Modifier

[thick coyote]

Iirc same amount of mats as damnation

[cloud carbon]

Ok

So I just run auric for +fun

[tired inlet]

and penances

of you value those

[dire kayak]

LAMB

you wouldnt dare,,,

[rough verge]

Good timezone

[quaint moss]

narp

[hollow dawn]

I’m just tired

[rough verge]

Pc deep rock galactic is so fun

So glad I switched from ps5

Even if I suck now

[quaint moss]

rock and or stone

[hollow dawn]

Deep rock galactic in general is so much fun

[quaint moss]

also ye pc deep rock is fun :3

MUSHROOM

[rough verge]

Starting over with no overclocks or cosmetic docs sucks but what can you do

We're rich

[quaint moss]

We're rich

[rough verge]

I cant aim anymore which sucks

All these years of stick down the frain

[quaint moss]

does your mouse have a button underneath the middle mouse @rough verge

that can help, by changing the sensitivity on the go

[rough verge]

no

just the wheel and two buttons

[quaint moss]

oh rip

[whole glade]

i fr just beat re7 in a day

i have a problem -.-

[quaint moss]

its a very short game

but, one of the better ones

[whole glade]

nuh uh

[quaint moss]

yuh huh

[whole glade]

for a fisrt run

nah

[quaint moss]

uh yuh

[whole glade]

justice for da bakers

[quaint moss]

trying to think of a shorter resident evil game. (minus dlc)

[whole glade]

2

[quaint moss]

was typing, but ive got a lady bug on my screen

also idk 2 has 2 different characters -> so maybe if you only do 1

[whole glade]

leon

psth only

[quaint moss]

LEON

[whole glade]

like 2-3 hours

[quaint moss]

Cheese to meet you leon

[whole glade]

wheres everybody goin?

bingo?

[quaint moss]

i love when he meets the short napoleon dude

[hazy kestrel]

Ramón Salazar right?

[quaint moss]

i think that 6 has to be the longest of the games

[quaint moss]

indeed

just a
"no thanks bro". fucking killed me

which if i remember correctly, isnt in the remake

[languid hazel]

Have you looked at the training we get? Have you done the tutorial and read the message at the start?

We are not elite troops

By any means

We’re expendable shock troops given tons of ordinance and way too many drugs

[dire kayak]

id say we get a lot more training offscreen

but who knows

[languid hazel]

I beg to differ lol

Our average combat readiness rating is said to be only 27% iirc

We get fuck all for training

It’s quite blatantly spelled out in the tutorial just how expendable we are that the guy we hear over the intercom isn’t even alive anymore. Those are prerecorded messages

[dire kayak]

fair enough,,,

thats probably why SEAF are stronger than we are

[languid hazel]

:3 mrrrp

[dire kayak]

they get actual training

[languid hazel]

Yup!

[next iris]

You don't, that's the meme.

[astral basin]

Bingo was his name-o

[languid hazel]

Basically we go behind enemy lines to try dealing decisive blows while dying in the hundreds if not thousands all for minor gains. It’s all just propaganda in universe

[next iris]

You get frozen after mars 'training' and put on destroyer, to be used as disposable targeting units.

[quaint moss]

lovely drugs

[next iris]

Helldivers purpose is to throw targeting ball for orbital weapon

[languid hazel]

When I play Hellfloppers 2, I abuse the hell out of stims. You can call me Stimantha the way I be a using them :3

[dire kayak]

literally same

[quaint moss]

but, we're an "elite peacekeeping force"

[slow verge]

RE4 got just the right kind of cheese for laughs without overdoing it *chef kiss

Rest of resident evils kinda tip too much onto not funny or too pretentious for me

[dire kayak]

if helldivers are an elite peacekeeping force, then im a normal functioning human

[quaint moss]

i mean, yeah

:3

[slender spindle]

Guh.

[quaint moss]

hello stimantha

[quaint moss]

yuh

[languid hazel]

-# awooooooo

[slender spindle]

Gruh.

[quaint moss]

blue is poky

[dire kayak]

-# mrrrp :3

[astral basin]

The ingame tutorial is a farce. More of a refresher than anything else. As all game tutorials are.
Helldivers are pulled from seaf
Even if you “but but but age 18”
They are pushed into enlistment at 16
Thats 2 years

[languid hazel]

Again, replay the tutorial abd read the message at the start. “Average combat readiness: 27.1%”

[astral basin]

A joke for laughs

[languid hazel]

If we’re supposed to be elite forces, that is alarmingly low combat readiness

[quaint moss]

the first gun you get is at like 11 or something, its in the description for the constitution

[astral basin]

Along w the mortifying detail that cryo is not something thats “flash freeze/ flash thaw, gogogo” with

[trail bramble]

that's just because helldivers training takes all comers, and ~3/4ths of applicants have no arms or legs from their time in the SEAF

[gloomy tartan]

Wdy mean about cryo?

[lilac crag]

we're like shock troops tbh

SEAF does alot of the muscle work in dispatches

[astral basin]

Helldivers, cryopods

[lilac crag]

and in general

[languid hazel]

Also take into account that it’s fully expected for us to die in Helldivers and then get replaced by another cheap soldier with little training who doesn’t even get a name in the five seconds they’re alive

[merry lake]

anyone wanna hop into some damnation mortis?

[lilac crag]

we're like

" go get the stage set up, morons "
we go do that
" okay the SEAF has secured the entire zone you just razed, next planet "

[gloomy tartan]

Would you guys go in cryo pod?

The issue is power

[trail bramble]

yeah it'd be chill

[gloomy tartan]

Like I want my cryo pod to fucking generate its own energy

I don’t want it losing power and me just turning into a freezer burned corpse

[languid hazel]

Exactly! And we’re very very expendable at that. We get hopped on drugs and then shot out of a cannon towards a planet basically

[lilac crag]

yup

[dire kayak]

and consider that its confirmed we're not clones,,,,

[languid hazel]

In pods that we STAND in

[astral basin]

Literally most of what the helldivers do is soften the enemies back line so the actual army can push wo as much trouble

[dire kayak]

pods that actually would break a lot of your bones

[languid hazel]

Yup

[gloomy tartan]

Is having kids mandatory for ppl of super earth to supply the need for soldiers ?

Do all the hell divers just come from super earth?

[languid hazel]

ODST pods make much more sense because they actually slow down considerably and have a bunch of safety features, surprisingly. Such as a chai and padding

[lilac crag]

goob !!!

[languid hazel]

Anyways i eep meow :3

[lilac crag]

meow meow

goodnight stinky

[languid hazel]

G’nyight!

[dire kayak]

mrrrp :3

[lilac crag]

yeah

[astral basin]

Key structures, enemy reinforcement points, sabotage
And for some missions its more like flash extraction
In, grab an item, out
…or direct an emergency evac for vip class voters

[lilac crag]

C01 permits get given out like candy

[gloomy tartan]

Wait dead ass?

[lilac crag]

people FUCK in helldivers

yeah

[gloomy tartan]

Lmfao

The govt is like YOU WILL GET MARRIED

we will assign you wife

[lilac crag]

most if not all 16 year olds get given a m1 garand to encourage enlistment

[gloomy tartan]

That’s a rlly fucking cool gun…

[lilac crag]

yeah REALLY MAKES YOU WANNA ENLIST DONT IT

[gloomy tartan]

I mean

Like

Hmmm

[lilac crag]

go get that bot fabricator for me......... just throw yourself at it.........

[jaunty path]

not without government permission*

[lilac crag]

@jaunty path u are smelly

I MENTIONED this

[jaunty path]

suck it

[lilac crag]

what

[astral basin]

Divers are rhe ones that need the permits
The rest of the voters/ colonists? So long as all are registered in the voters catalogue

Divers are officially property of the military. No voting, nothing wo certs
But their families enjoy greater benefits

[lilac crag]

idk if civies don't need c01 permits cus at one point dispatch just said " WE ARE INCREASING THE DISTRIBUTION OF C01 PERMITS TO REHABILITATE OUR NUMBERS "

this was like

either during or after the illuminates ?

they wouldn't need to up their permits if only helldivers used em imo

[jaunty path]

so its still severely controlling the population

lmao

[astral basin]

Maybe easier for civies to obtain them then

Depending on planet/ occupation

[gloomy tartan]

Wait so how does it force you to have kids

Does it legit assign you someone lmao

[quaint moss]

cheese

[shy sandal]

Prolly, and then they restrict access to things you would need until you actually do it, i would think

[gloomy tartan]

Wdy mean

They would restrict my freedom fries ?

I’ll shoot a big bug or a robot if my potato’s for French fries become a commodity

[gaunt bridge]

6 gb update , what the issue?

[wooden creek]

Bundle decompression errors that warranted a speculative change to the mesh and level formats in order to track down the issue.

[dire kayak]

eaten

[quaint moss]

burger

i started playing ready or not

also damn chats been quiet lol

[halcyon glen]

You must know about me

[timber elk]

And?

Do you like it?

How is the “valley of the dolls” mission

[dire kayak]

ready or not is fun for me until there's like one armed guy left and i can't find them

[quaint moss]

huh, oh no, ive already beat the game. i got it in its beta
i think the game is shit :D

im just bored

[timber elk]

._.

[timber elk]

Also goober has a bunch of astartes fanart in her room

[quaint moss]

had this mission im soloing, and teh last guy has killed me twice, because my gun decides im too close to a non existent wall ;-;

[quaint moss]

wha

[timber elk]

I don’t know

I didn’t get a reaction from goober

[quaint moss]

?_?

[timber elk]

Also I’m really starting to get burnt out on this whole vox engine stuff

[slim flicker]

stopped playing when they removed the glowing meth

[quaint moss]

play some squibs

[timber elk]

They are boring

ughhh that’s not true

I’m a major order diver

However this entire major order sucks

At first it was cool but than when the vox got introduced it kinda sucked

That and also I’m getting tired of my teammates not being able to deal with a single vox engine

[quaint moss]

:>

[timber elk]

Or stopping a trooper from calling in reinforcements

Or I don’t know. STOP FIGHTING AND RUN??

[dire kayak]

NEVER

[quaint moss]

mine usually go fine, unless im playing with my friendly fire friend

[quaint moss]

its true fr

[timber elk]

Yes

[rare pulsar]

Vox engines aint so bad but the spawns on flag missions are impossible

[arctic shoal]

Very inneficient atm stealth in Cyberstan maps is broken due to subterranean spawns for enemies spotting players.

[timber elk]

Oh don’t even get me started….

[arctic shoal]

Great work AH

[lilac crag]

yeah

[arctic shoal]

[timber elk]

The flag missions are just fucking stupid

[arctic shoal]

Woe 5 Vox Engines on the first drop

[timber elk]

At that point I’m just bringing a hellbomb

[feral vessel]

ok so do i just give up i have a presentation due tomorrow and my partner called in sick and no way in shit am i making this thing

is it over

[rare pulsar]

Yeah i dont play thise and then its fine

[arctic shoal]

Its jover

[feral vessel]

fifteen vox engines

[rare pulsar]

I also hate destroz automaton forces aimply because its boring

[timber elk]

YOU TAKE IT BY THE HORNS AND RIP IT APART WITH YOUR BARE HANDS 🗣️❗️❗️❗️❗️

[rare pulsar]

I usually pick a mission without flag or destroy forces missions cause they just suck

[gloomy tartan]

It’s fucking wimdy

[quaint moss]

its jover

[rare pulsar]

And imma be real this MO is a bit long

[lilac crag]

I CAST HAILSTORM!!!!!

[quaint moss]

900 hellbombs does help

[rare pulsar]

Even i am getting a bit tired of bots

[tired steeple]

Buuuurp

[gloomy tartan]

I cast watergun

[tired steeple]

Did vox engine spawns get loweted

[lilac crag]

buuuuurp

[tired steeple]

Lowered

[gloomy tartan]

No no

[lilac crag]

no

[feral vessel]

gg

[gloomy tartan]

I cast bubbles

[rare pulsar]

I cast tiny dick and balls!

[timber elk]

starts obnoxiously eating chips

[gloomy tartan]

🫧 🫧 🫧

[worn quail]

I'd play HD2 more if it didn't feel the need to single-handedly annihilate my PSU

[tired steeple]

Oh okay guess I’ll fight bugs or something until it’s less of a nightmare

[worn quail]

Nothing else on my PC does this

[dire kayak]

ill be your partner for it

[tired steeple]

I gotta get up and make tea

[timber elk]

I cast: DICK LASERS

[worn quail]

Legit just full shut down, power off out of nowhere cause the game is such unbelievably resource hogging spaghetti

[tired steeple]

I’m too lazy

[gloomy tartan]

I cast penis explodus, testiculus canacus

[feral vessel]

TESTICULAR TORSION!!

[lilac crag]

they're killing oomf

[worn quail]

I cast: floating point error

[tired steeple]

I’ve been getting performance issues and I play a bloody ps5

[worn quail]

[rare pulsar]

TUNGSTEN BALLS

[timber elk]

I cast: Manuel BREATHING

[feral vessel]

THUNK

[tired steeple]

Manual silly

Not manuel

That’s a name

[worn quail]

Manual blinking is the one that always gets me

[gloomy tartan]

It’s a good name

[timber elk]

Shush….irs a reference from wall-E

[knotty terrace]

question are my ideas normally bad?

[gloomy tartan]

I cast snakes for arms

[marsh iris]

i cast flaccid teeth

[timber elk]

AAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

[gloomy tartan]

I cast screaming ears

[tired steeple]

Imagine if teeth got hard when you were hungry

[rare pulsar]

How would i know

[quaint moss]

whats stronger, this, or banana peel

[dire kayak]

[rare pulsar]

Hmmmmm

We have to consult the elders

[gloomy tartan]

Imagine if your hair got solid like quills when you got excited

Looking like a hedgehog

🦔

[lethal solstice]

I would be hazardous

[dire kayak]

im excited all the time :3

[dire kayak]

mrrrp :3

[knotty terrace]

well i mean my previous idea for a boss fight was a rot fly evolving from a beast of nurgle making it a 2 stage fight

[tired steeple]

Starts eating you

[quaint moss]

idk what my partners up too, i should text them

[lilac crag]

hop off my oomf before I devour your leg

[quaint moss]

brb

[rare pulsar]

Im not a big fan of these bossfight ideas honestly

[tired steeple]

You were gonna anyway

[rare pulsar]

Makes for very repetitive missions

[gloomy tartan]

Rolling around at the speed sound, got places to go, got to follow my rainbow

🦔

[feral vessel]

this image inately reminded of the fact that they used a real scorched corpse for a texture in Half Life 2

[lilac crag]

I mean yeah

[rare pulsar]

I think dt bosses are fine as they are

[gloomy tartan]

The boss problems solved by sending multiple bosses out at once

You know what would rule

A all slug event

[lethal solstice]

Die

Now

[quaint moss]

of course the one i do perfect, is the one i decide to shoot every non-suspect

[gloomy tartan]

Slugs nonstop

[knotty terrace]

and i mean the one before that was giving the rejects or whatever you wanna call them these days i think it was ults example i used was an ogryn going into a full rampage just tearing heretics apart with his bare hands

[lethal solstice]

Expire posthaste

[feral vessel]

torture chamber, action IX NOW

[gloomy tartan]

Lmao

[lethal solstice]

We already had that

[dire kayak]

NEVER

[lethal solstice]

And it sucked ass

[gloomy tartan]

Really?

You had a slug event ?

[lethal solstice]

I ran gungryn to cheese it

[gloomy tartan]

That’s funny

I enjoyed the exploding event for the memes

The fact it was allways maps you could get exploded into the death falls

[delicate vapor]

wot

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah it was a ass ton of pox burster

And I forget which elite but they also exploded sometimes

Same with the fire event that was fun exploding flamers and seeing everything burn

[knotty terrace]

anyways that was that dumb idea

[feral vessel]

You mean bombs away?
Bombs away was funny, keep talking.

[arctic shoal]

Nerf scummer, nerf arbaby, nerf karker

[gloomy tartan]

I said I enjoyed it

[feral vessel]

The shotgunners dropping grenades was unfun, though.

[gloomy tartan]

It was constant explosions tho

[feral vessel]

Sorry, removing shut up, keep talking

[gloomy tartan]

Store it

USE IT

Y’all remember blade

When he went USE IT

Or is that too old

Wesley snipes? Tax evasion?

[knotty terrace]

fairly certain BIGJ gets cucked allot

[gloomy tartan]

How certain is “ fairly certain” ?

[lethal solstice]

Arby doesn't even need top end nerfs

[knotty terrace]

99% sure

[lethal solstice]

They just need to be less handholdy

[arctic shoal]

I just want another community tantrum

[gloomy tartan]

People like to hold hands tho

[lethal solstice]

Scum does need pickpocket reworked (which is in progress thank everything) and some other tweaks

[arctic shoal]

Holding hands before marriege is a crime

[gloomy tartan]

Scum ain’t got a tetanus shot

[knotty terrace]

community tantrum?

[whole bough]

ok so i was making dinner while playing so i had afk'd at the ledge before you drop onto the roof (place with the skyfire and interrogaters) so i didnt trigger horde and a trapper spawned while i was moving the bread in the oven and it scared the fuck out of me because it sounded like it spawned right next to me but i got back in time and killed it

[gloomy tartan]

Then what’s a high five?

it’s basically holding hands flat style for a second

[arctic shoal]

Last time a class was nerfed slightly veterunts began to try and review bomb the game bringing their hellwhiner mentality with them

[arctic shoal]

Low contact hand holding

[whole bough]

what was nerfed

[lethal solstice]

The impact hd2 has had on coop games is absolutely abhorrent

[gloomy tartan]

You know a horse could just walk into your house

You couldn’t do a damn thing about it

[lethal solstice]

Yeah

[arctic shoal]

[lethal solstice]

Free horse

[novel raven]

anyone want to go fast af boi

[lethal solstice]

Who am I to look the literal gift horse in the mouth

[whole bough]

what

like toxicity or something

[lethal solstice]

The mindset around balance

[whole bough]

explain more

[gloomy tartan]

Hey

[whole bough]

because that also has always been around

[gloomy tartan]

Question

[lethal solstice]

The idea that things should never be nerfed cause its a coop game

[gloomy tartan]

Does hell diver armor prevent swamp ass

[whole bough]

this take has always existed but its usually agreed that its dumb

[lethal solstice]

It got massively more popular with hd2's early balance enviornment

[floral ermine]

hd2 overnerfed things and people got traumatized

they see the word nerf and suffer a panic attack

[lethal solstice]

Fakest trauma ever

[whole bough]

what dev doesnt overnerf

[gloomy tartan]

Hey

[whole bough]

like

[floral ermine]

a lot?

[gloomy tartan]

Remmeber exploding spears

For tanks

[whole bough]

i feel like majority of devs do not understand actual balance

[gloomy tartan]

To take them out

[floral ermine]

most devs are too afraind to nerf anything lol

[whole bough]

because they usually arent players

and just devs

[gloomy tartan]

Why ain’t that in hell divers

Those anti tank spears

That feels like it fits the dumbness lol

[lethal solstice]

Lunge mines?

[floral ermine]

every dev team has playtesters

[cosmic burrow]

we see that in dt

[gloomy tartan]

Rush one of those camel bots with one

[lethal solstice]

You've got the bomb sledge

[trail bramble]

the issue with HD2 is they were pickrate nerfing which is an awful way to do it

[gloomy tartan]

Ah

[rain idol]

Hallo i’m a helldivers fan I can’t read I can only communicate through shitposts and larp

[whole bough]

yeah but thats still like, only a small portion of people to balance is not gonna turn out that well

[gloomy tartan]

So instead of a spear it’s a sledgehammer

[whole bough]

its like devs who balance around esports

🤮

[floral ermine]

that's a pvp thing

[gloomy tartan]

Using a big ass spear is still more funny tho

[floral ermine]

we're talking specifically about pve games

i play like 4-5 pve hordeslops

devs are afraid to nerf

[lethal solstice]

Hammer is cooler for a bomb melee

[gloomy tartan]

Oh yeah better for defense

I’m imagining using that exploding spear to stab the big camel bots

[whole bough]

jut referencing

[gloomy tartan]

Like hunting wolly mammoths with spears lmao

Going full caveman

[whole bough]

players who play a lot usually have a better concept of balance

not all

but usually

[rain idol]

Especially Helldivers players you can’t do jackshit without the community exploding whining and complaining over any component of it

[whole bough]

also speaking of helldivers player

i was in a friends discord once

[cosmic burrow]

drg supremacy. no balance changes for few years

[floral ermine]

solution? drowning

[whole bough]

and he kept spamming to play helldivers (i dont think anybody was)

[rain idol]

Real

[whole bough]

so i said "can u stop spamming" and then he went on a rant about how i actually hate helldivers or whatever

not friends anymore but like

[floral ermine]

drg just does the good ol L4D2 balance
you fk everything up but u get 2 shot

[whole bough]

still idfk what that conclusion was

[dire kayak]

i can bite him for you

[lethal solstice]

Hd2 players are head dent warriors

[whole bough]

i wonder why honestly

[lethal solstice]

CoD audience

[whole bough]

the game itself doesnt really seem like itd attract them

[lethal solstice]

Oh no it really does

[whole bough]

nah cod is slurs and nuclear toxicity

[lethal solstice]

Helldivers is very idiot coded

[dire kayak]

youd be surprised at the people ive seen in helldivers

[whole bough]

i mean it has a lot of players

[dire kayak]

so real

[whole bough]

any game with a lot of players is gonna have them

[dire kayak]

but like seriously what about the game attracts that player type

[arctic shoal]

Hd2 is mindless

[lethal solstice]

Its the combination of fictional propaganda to larp around and "humanity fuck yeah" stuff

[trail bramble]

Fascist iconography

[lethal solstice]

Attracts some real special people

[floral ermine]

the randoms i met so far are pretty cool in hd2 tbh

one mf kicked me to tank a charged rush

then emoted after i reinforced

[arctic shoal]

There's barely any actual cooperation, it has the theming

[floral ermine]

what a king

[lethal solstice]

Yeah same but the creatures you see on their socials

[arctic shoal]

So of course your average CoD capital G gamer shows up

[floral ermine]

disagree tbh it an be mindless if u just spam nukes on everything but ive been having so much fun just doing stupid shit

u can do a LOT of stupid shit

[arctic shoal]

Yep but even within 10 I never have to really think

[dire kayak]

hmm

[arctic shoal]

Even drg makes me think, sometimes

[floral ermine]

i aint playing this funny ragdoll simulator to think

[arctic shoal]

Idk the highest difficulty should

[floral ermine]

im not good enough to run 10s without griefing yet but ill probably just run goofy setups and have fun

i can see this game being super ez if u run the most cheesy shit but why do that when u can become a walking hellbomb nuke

[lethal solstice]

Run 10s and grief anyway

[arctic shoal]

I'm running flames for cyberstan

I've only been kicked once vs the mine layer set up

[floral ermine]

tbh cyberstan on 7-8 is rough

randoms dont know how to skip patrols

infinite enimies

100000 vox engines

[lethal solstice]

Cyberstan is just rough

[dire kayak]

"its supposed to be rough" theres a line between annoying and difficult

[arctic shoal]

Vox engines going from just 2 to 10 in a mission feels like a bug

[lethal solstice]

Map makes death looping very likely cause you can't control your respawn and vox machine spawns are overtuned to fuck

[dire kayak]

i see more vox engines than hulks atp

[arctic shoal]

Because there's occasions where it's just a few vox engines and there's times it's double digits

[arctic shoal]

I can't remember the last time I saw a factory strider or a tank

[floral ermine]

anyway i got into the game cause i wanna do shit like this https://www.youtube.com/shorts/D8PTexW8fIE

[rain idol]

It’s odd to watch grifters go “humanity hell yeah” to comically evil shite going down in Hd

[lethal solstice]

Just a few is more than should be visible at once

[dire kayak]

one mission while we were extracting, there was like 15 vox engines all spawncamping us

[lethal solstice]

2 should be the max i see on my screen at once

[thick coyote]

Try the mega factory with Tank Surge

You'll like it

[floral ermine]

the map just demands stealth

[thick coyote]

[floral ermine]

people dont stealth

[arctic shoal]

Careful with the wording, they may stack into each other

[floral ermine]

its a lot easier when u dont aggro every mob and dont get 10000 reinforcements

[dire kayak]

im actually not too bad at stealth its just boring as fuck

[floral ermine]

i like it

its like discount mgs v

[lethal solstice]

Game about shoot gun
Sneak around stuff
No

[arctic shoal]

Only issue with stealth is the bugged underground spawns that detect you

But then again in loud they can also request reinforcements

[floral ermine]

u still shoot gun, u just dont shoot everything

[feral vessel]

only issue with stealth is the one teammate with an itchy trigger finger

[floral ermine]

u could say the game is making u think

[feral vessel]

Solo stealth is actually relatively fun

[floral ermine]

but yeah im having fun so far, i tried to get into it few times before and it never hooked me but powering through until i got good weapons made it fun

[thick coyote]

Dude
Fuck the patrols that go straight at you

[lethal solstice]

I also don't want to drop my 1000 doubloons on stealth gear I don't really want

[floral ermine]

one day we will get a hordeslop that doesnt need 30 hours to be fun

[dire kayak]

so real

[arctic shoal]

drg?

[floral ermine]

the supercredit stuff is the type of shit i hate in games

bbbbbut u can le grind it

grind on deez

i will use......alternative methods

[arctic shoal]

Just play in Chinese servers

[lethal solstice]

At a lower rate than american federal minimum wage

[thick coyote]

OC grinding takes forever

[arctic shoal]

Game is fun since tutorial

[floral ermine]

drg took me like 30 hours too until i get hooked proper

[arctic shoal]

OCs are just a +

[floral ermine]

they all just start too slow and treat u like a child

[arctic shoal]

I mean

have u seen the average gamer

[floral ermine]

where every diff below max is a snoozefest and not a real representation of the game

and u get no good gear

im single player brained i hate needless grind

just gimme the good stuff

[cosmic burrow]

except drg or diff 4 is plenty enough for most people

year or so ago they added 5+

[dire kayak]

so true,,,,

[floral ermine]

tbh drg wasnt exactly boring

there was a lot to learn

it just didnt make me addicted until 30-40 hours mark

[lethal solstice]

300 hours or so

Just save edit

[floral ermine]

i got all the OCs anyway

[lethal solstice]

Yeah I had all the pre season 5 ones

[floral ermine]

i need to play the new content my group keeps delaying

[lethal solstice]

Can vividly remember pulling subata embed dets as my last

[feral vessel]

overclock grind was the bane of my existence for a while when i still played deep rock

[cosmic burrow]

i stopped playing drg because my friends were insistent of only playing 5+

which was not fun or productive

[whole bough]

i love drg and want to play more but

like it and tf2 i played it a lot when my anxiety was real bad

[dire kayak]

lucky for me i dont have friends to play drg with so i can choose my hazard level

[whole bough]

so it kinda has that feeling about it

[feral vessel]

backlog of DRG mods waiting to haunt me, still

[dire kayak]

oh my god that was literally me with satisfactory

[feral vessel]

I like your pfp,

u da real lamp

[cosmic burrow]

i just got angry at them for being fucking dipshits

[feral vessel]

I used to play DRG with my dad and the highest we ever played was hazard 4

was fun

I liked that time.

[whole bough]

https://tenor.com/view/morgan-freeman-true-morgan-freeman-true-nodding-gif-13973817878387504960

[cosmic burrow]

everything got tanky as fuck and 1 shot you

[dire kayak]

im trying to play hazard 4

[whole bough]

my favorite build is gunner with richochet

will i end up shooting everything including teammates? yes

[feral vessel]

are you fucking insane

what

[dire kayak]

i dont have a build

[whole bough]

do i use a fuckton of ammo?

yes

but is it fun? yes

[dire kayak]

i just play engineer, pick stuff that i like

[whole bough]

i hold m1 nd everything dies everywhere

[rough verge]

heyya

[whole bough]

including teammates

[dire kayak]

literally same

[feral vessel]

good in da morn

[dire kayak]

except i play solo

so i can spam plasma bursters too

[rough verge]

we talkinhg about deep rock?!?!1/

[whole bough]

i also run

uhh

shredder grenade

[rough verge]

i LOVE deep rock

[feral vessel]

the closest thing i played that resembled a build was marked for death plus dual uzis with embedded detonators

[whole bough]

the ones that shoot everywhere

[rough verge]

but im starting over since im on pc now

[whole bough]

i do have the friendly fire perks tho

because literal ff maxxing build

[feral vessel]

essentially the strat was to shoot an enemy with the mark, jump over them, fill them with lead and then reload causing a detonation

last time i checked it could reliably take chunks out of bulk detonator HP

the issue was that you had to get within kissing distance

[rough verge]

the "ass" clantag goes hard

[dire kayak]

i know shredders are probably more effective on engineer

but i dont care

i love my funny plasma grenade

[feral vessel]

I know, yours goes hard too.

[quaint moss]

the sad thing is, you can actually transfer progress from xbox to pc.
idk about ps

[rough verge]

i was on ps

[rough verge]

tyty

[quaint moss]

i member

[feral vessel]

shredders are META SLAVE OPTION

[rough verge]

ive been a proxy mine main forebver now

[feral vessel]

at the same time the other engie grenades arent much better

[dire kayak]

i just love getting surrounded by glyphids because my oblivious ass didnt notice them coming from the shadows, then nuking half my health by panic-throwing 3 plasma bursters

[rough verge]

i think i may main scout now

[dire kayak]

its so fun

[feral vessel]

yes it is

Have fun.

I also tried to make some sort of build for Drilla, probably something with the flamer

[dire kayak]

i once had a mission where i got grabbed by the same pit jaw 6 times in a row

[rough verge]

i havent played the new biome or enemies yet

[feral vessel]

Theres a new biome?

huh

[rough verge]

ossuary depths i believe its called

[dire kayak]

yeah thats the name

its kinda cool

wish it was more unique but still

[feral vessel]

Blasphemous ass name.

[rough verge]

im still on the beginner missions as of now

[rough verge]

in what way

[feral vessel]

as in, sounds like outta the Blasphemous franchise.

[rough verge]

oh i never played that

[feral vessel]

Sorrowful be the heart for a lack of ball knowledge, Penitent One.

[feral vessel]

then do play

It is one of the best metroidvanias I think Ive played ever.

[rough verge]

maybe so, i usually play whatever my homies play

[rough verge]

what that mean

[feral vessel]

game genre

Whart?

[timber elk]

pulls out double barrel

[feral vessel]

I think I would laugh if it was anyone else,

[quaint moss]

i have that game on switch (never gonna play it rip)

[timber elk]

loads double barrel with righteous intent say that again?

Did you say

Wort?

[feral vessel]

What?

I said a fucked up version of what.

[timber elk]

Oh

[rough verge]

wort? we going to the nether

[feral vessel]

Its worth a shot, has a port on Android mobile too

[timber elk]

I thought you meant wort

[rough verge]

wort wort wort

[quaint moss]

wort wort wort

[timber elk]

No no

[feral vessel]

Wort or vort?

[timber elk]

OH CHIRST

[feral vessel]

Vorts are friends.

[timber elk]

THEY ARE SAYING WORT WORT WORT

[rough verge]

:3

[quaint moss]

its a very metal game

[feral vessel]

do we kill them boss

[quaint moss]

:3

[feral vessel]

I know, I played it.

[timber elk]

glasses the server

[feral vessel]

And finished both of the endings.

[feral vessel]

Well, two of three, but one of them is the bad end, so..

[jaunty path]

i bought blasphemous years ago and never played

:3

[feral vessel]

hi missus

[feral vessel]

play it on mobile

[jaunty path]

hi merpy

[feral vessel]

it has a mobile port

[jaunty path]

no

[dire kayak]

mrrp :3