general-chat

[hazy kestrel]

I WANT TO BELIEVE!

[inner nimbus]

it'll be amazing and then you'll wake up

[sleek harness]

Just pass the guy that it's trying to breakcheck you

[ancient violet]

Skill diff

[sleek harness]

Not really

[sleek harness]

I wanted something different from a Techpriest

That it's coming to the game

[ancient violet]

This is real guys

[sleek harness]

You aren't real

[ancient violet]

God I wish 😔

[sleek harness]

Orcas went extinct in 1999

Everyone knows that

[ancient violet]

I checked out after 1999 ngl

I'm a walking corpse now

[floral dragon]

It's pleasant that we have agreed on several things today that are completely off topic from dark tide lol

[sleek harness]

This is general chat dude

[timber elk]

because they are simple things.

now missus on the other hand will just cause untold chaos

[floral dragon]

That's true. In sm2 it's general space marine chat so I guess I'm use to servers having an off topic channel. Thanks for that clarification lol

[timber elk]

im geniunely get nervous when she shows up

[sleek harness]

I am having the felling that Missus is becoming the next crisis of this server

Like Big Boi

[rose tree]

what do you guys think of making it so if you do enough dmg with any weapon, crusher armor falls off?

as a way to balance them

[timber elk]

like shes cool but….goddamnit does she say out of pocket things

[sleek harness]

No

[rose tree]

and weapons without armor pen breaks it easier

to balance them

idk how else could crushers be balanced

[timber elk]

As much as this idea sounds cool. NOOO.

[sleek harness]

You are just making spamming light attacks stronger

[timber elk]

We don’t need armor pen in this game

It’s already a nightmare on helldivers

[sleek harness]

Like, the veteran with a level 300 shovel will just beat the crusher on the chest 10 times and it will die

[timber elk]

As much as I love that game

[rose tree]

but we already have armor pen

like

the penetration stat

rending

[timber elk]

That’s not….thats not real penetration

I’m talking about like punching through carapace

[abstract junco]

Add realistic ballistic physics

[timber elk]

NOOOO

[rose tree]

the problem is that weapons without penetration and rending do 0 dmg to caparace

thats why theyre useless

[sleek harness]

That's the point

If it can't deal with carapace, it deals better with everything else

[rose tree]

not really

[sleek harness]

That's how devil's sword and the other sword works

[rose tree]

if it cant deal with caparace its useless in higher difficulties

melee weapons that is

ranged weapons is a little better

[sleek harness]

My humble secondary and blitz:

[rose tree]

those have finite resources

[sleek harness]

Yeah when I am using something that can't deal with carapace, I bring it with a thing that does

[rose tree]

the problem is that it forces to run a certain combo of weapons to do dmg to caparace

[sleek harness]

That depends on the class

[rose tree]

limiting build variety

[sleek harness]

Situation

And uh

Luck

[rose tree]

and depending on class

in havocs if u dont deal with caparace fast enough you die

not even factoring in rotten armor

[sleek harness]

That's what the humble secondary and blitz is for

Karien

Hello

[fiery wave]

You'll run out of ammo shooting crushers.

[sleek harness]

Usually I make my humble secondaries strong

[fiery wave]

In high havocs.

[sleek harness]

So it can't 1 or 2 shot crushers

[fiery wave]

Unless you are funny hellbore or just ganger with inf ammo.

[sleek harness]

Havoc is a mess for weapon balancing ngl

I am kinda ignoring it because not even Fatshark knows how to deal with it

[rose tree]

lets say i am a zealot and i go fire grenade, devils claw sword, and a spearhead boltgun

[sleek harness]

Okay

[rose tree]

my spearhead boltgun and fire grenade are the only things that deal with caparace decently

[sleek harness]

Do you also use the charging ability?

[fiery wave]

Fire grenade is bad lul.

[sleek harness]

And the like

[rose tree]

if i dont have anymore ammo i become useless

[fiery wave]

It barely tickles on uprising.

Only use is for dog spam.

[sleek harness]

Tech to make it so the Devil Blade can fully damage crusherd

[rose tree]

im just giving an example, fire grenade is the only blitz that does some dmg to caparace

[fiery wave]

At that point, just get a better melee.

[rose tree]

then i have a devils claw sword that does genuienly 0 dmg to caparace and im cooked

[stark bobcat]

parry

[rose tree]

we get overwhelmed

game over

[stark bobcat]

Dclaw has the inate weakness to flak and cara

but has great finesse scaling with the parry

[sleek harness]

Parrying with the charge ability can pass though carapace I think

[rose tree]

the thing is

[rain pilot]

https://tenor.com/view/knife-cat-cat-knife-cat-knife-cat-angry-gif-9404759922388476738

[rose tree]

combat knife or dueling sword are 10 times better weapons

[stark bobcat]

better for you perhaps

[rose tree]

they destroy caparace and can deal with hordes

[stark bobcat]

carapace does not define a weapon

it fills a role

[rose tree]

a melee that cant destroy caparace just doesnt work on high havocs mostly

cant

[stark bobcat]

I played vet with Dclaw and smoke nades into rot armor

[sleek harness]

In theses recent updates Fatshark buffed carapace and made it so it spawned less

Not in havoc thoughs

We'll ignore havocs

[stark bobcat]

its just an inate weakness Dclaw has that you need to play into to make it work

[rose tree]

the problem is the 0 dmg

[stark bobcat]

I 4 shot crushers

[rose tree]

genuinely some melee weapons do 0 dmg to caparace while others kill them in 3 charged hits

[stark bobcat]

H40

[rose tree]

like dueling sword

[sleek harness]

Parry does more damage than just attacking normally

So you can kill crushers

You just need time

[rose tree]

killing them quickly will always be better than parrying them

a group of crushers can also break your guard and overhead kill you

[sleek harness]

I have been lucky then

I almost got no crusher spam in theses past months

[rose tree]

btw im talking about havoc 30-40

[sleek harness]

I am not considering havoc

It's a balance mess

[rose tree]

any weapon can work on maelstrom auric atleast

[sleek harness]

Yeah

That's uh

The point I am making

And Ainz too

Probably

[rose tree]

but that difficulty is too easy for me unfortunately

[sleek harness]

Ok

[rain pilot]

Do Damnation quickplay

[sleek harness]

Do any difficulty quickplay

You will unlock the secret difficulty

[rain pilot]

suicidal

[sleek harness]

Useless Rejects

That's the official name

[rain pilot]

I am going to make a revolver build with vet

[sleek harness]

Make a gunslinger

Use the other mark for the revolver and try to crit as much

[rain pilot]

High crit revolver kills most things

[sleek harness]

Exactly

But it's different since you will be wasting more ammo

[rain pilot]

Yes

Does tactical reload make the first mark of the revolver load faster after the first bullet?

[thick coyote]

I think you have to cancel the reload after the first bullet to proc tactical reload

[rain pilot]

booooooooooo

[rose tree]

ye

as long as any weapon has 1 bullet it will work

[dire kayak]

revolver is so fun

i tried it on arbi and i can't bring myself to use anything else

[elder merlin]

The goober

@sleek harness, what you doin?

[sleek harness]

Watching

[elder merlin]

Watchin what?

Elaborate

@sleek harness

[sleek harness]

Things

https://youtu.be/gskFipEs4FI?si=Ki15hbT_Cylerann

[fluid gust]

Hes managing his under empire dont bother him

[elder merlin]

Nice try, hacker

[sleek harness]

I like watching theses videos

[sleek harness]

Missus are you going to take out Cyberstan alone

Missus

Goober

[jaunty path]

eh wha

[sleek harness]

@jaunty path fuck you Missus

Anyways

[jaunty path]

no i support the clankers

death to super earth

[sleek harness]

Ok

[dire kayak]

death to kepler prime

[sleek harness]

Usually not human beings stick with other not human beings

[rain pilot]

I am going to use robo racism soon

[dire kayak]

we need to shell kepler prime

[rain pilot]

We need more women in the world

sigh

[elder merlin]

Great black Crark?

[rain pilot]

https://tenor.com/view/memes-okaay-russia-gif-14753370

[dire kayak]

horse mouth bird

[elder merlin]

Thats a horse face? That looks like a shark's mouth

[abstract junco]

IP grabber

[elder merlin]

Lurker

[sleek harness]

Grey namer trying to be funny

[dire kayak]

mind wiper

[sleek harness]

Indeed

I makes you forget thr world theses videos

Can't wait for the next

[abstract junco]

My bad

[elder merlin]

Just keep talking

You'll be fine

[abstract junco]

Gracias

[visual vortex]

And human beings stick together

[sleek harness]

What human beings

Are you trying to call us human?

[visual vortex]

No

I just love you

[sleek harness]

Good

[visual vortex]

I want to hold you

[dire kayak]

skaven youll never be able to get me back in my cage

[visual vortex]

Like a little baby

[sleek harness]

What

[visual vortex]

And maybe rock u a lil bit

[sleek harness]

Goober I think thats the least my worries

[sleek harness]

I don't like this

Will you stop

And I mean seriously

[visual vortex]

Stop what

[visual vortex]

I zoned out for a second

[sleek harness]

This is creepy

[visual vortex]

My eyes glazed over and turned red like the iron giant for a few

[visual vortex]

Nah i just gotta LOCK IN

[dire kayak]

im just playing sm2 and watching fish x rat yaoi

[sleek harness]

That one game with the faction I hate?

[fluid gust]

Great horned one finna tweak

[visual vortex]

I should take your head and put it on a pike

[dire kayak]

that one

[visual vortex]

The best faction is the guard

[sleek harness]

Yeah that one

The one you say you like

[dire kayak]

thousand sons?

[sleek harness]

I hate them

[dire kayak]

into the incinerator you go

[visual vortex]

I like their designs but they're such nerds

Tyranids got it right

[tulip kettle]

When will ironmouse be added to darktide as a class?

[visual vortex]

And the guardsman

[sleek harness]

Nuh uh

[sleek harness]

What are you talking about

[dire kayak]

imperial titan class is next smh

[tulip kettle]

Ew wtf

[visual vortex]

Next warhammer game is a vr title where you play as a imperial titan

[trail bramble]

HELLLLP-UHH

BURSTER-UHHHH

[visual vortex]

500 poxbursters

[tulip kettle]

I love walking around without anything being able to kill me. It's so fun

[visual vortex]

Me too

I am a pacifist

I would never harm another being of this earth

That's why'd it'd be a good game

[cloud carbon]

Where do I LFG?

[visual vortex]

For a pacifist

Like me

[cloud carbon]

Im a new player just looking for people to play with

[stark bobcat]

https://discord.com/channels/727074276724965407/1045597890472579075

find your region

[cloud carbon]

Oh they all looking for havoc only

I guess ill have to play some more before I go there

[stark bobcat]

the lfg is for any difficulty

make a post for your skill level, and make sure to have your fatshark code ready

social menu then press E

[dire kayak]

i would never hurt anyone

unless they look yummy

[sleek harness]

Make a post

Ainz are you a Redditor?

[cloud carbon]

Alright thanks friend

[sleek harness]

Didn't you just said that you would put me in a incinerator

[dire kayak]

possibly

[main zephyr]

lol

[sleek harness]

Miso

Is your pfp a Warrior Cats OC

[main zephyr]

no

its a alpaca

[sleek harness]

A alpaca

[main zephyr]

yes

[round mica]

trying to come up with a custom symbol for my warband and this shit hard as fuuuck

[sleek harness]

Looks like a fluffy dragon

[main zephyr]

nope

[sleek harness]

With ears

[main zephyr]

but the fluffy part is right yes

[abstract junco]

Eagle holding a gun

[dire kayak]

eaten

[round mica]

whar

[dire kayak]

i ate it

[round mica]

how can you eat if i didnt make it yet

[dire kayak]

i dunno

:3

[sleek harness]

She ate the idea

[abstract junco]

Preordered

[round mica]

[grim spoke]

tepes,,,,

i love castlevania

[sleek harness]

@dire kayak what class should i play

Oh my

It's the Zealot Chat freaks

In General

[grim spoke]

one of them

and im not even a freak

[sleek harness]

Lynxiee is one of them

[grim spoke]

yall talk about worse shit than zealot chat on the regular

[grim spoke]

she is ?

[jaunty path]

im not a freak

[sleek harness]

Everyone is a freak in this server

[grim spoke]

i havent seen her in zealot chat like

ever

[dire kayak]

play psyker

[low blade]

Skeleton with a gun in his hand

[sleek harness]

I mean in SM2

[low blade]

And a Monster energy

[dire kayak]

sniper

[trail bramble]

not me, I'm normal

[low blade]

Psyker

[sleek harness]

Why

Just why

[dire kayak]

:3

[trail bramble]

I have definitely never posted messages about the succulence of human flesh

[sleek harness]

Goober tell me why

[round mica]

:3 me thoo

[sleek harness]

I almost called you Missus again

Missus traumatized me enough

[grim spoke]

i wish nocturne didnt,,, suck

the fights r awesome but

the story is

[jaunty path]

lol

[grim spoke]

blegh

[trail bramble]

the death touch of Adi Shankar

[stoic badger]

question, how's the hive scum class? haven't really played since arbites release and idk whether i wanna finish leveling my arbites, my psyker, or make a hive scum lol

[jaunty path]

i didnt traumatize u

[sleek harness]

You need skill

[dire kayak]

its fun stealing people's executions with the las fusil :3

[sleek harness]

To play it

[trail bramble]

scum is good

[grim spoke]

real !

[jaunty path]

coming from arbites its a different world. You need to know how to dodge attacks because as a class hive scum is squishy

[sleek harness]

I can do that with Vanguard

Or Heavy

Or any class really

[grim spoke]

i love the character dynamic of richter and annette, and of course alucard

but everything else was so,,, not good

especially in comparison to the original show

[dire kayak]

play vanguard but dont use unmatched zeal

try to piss as many people off as you can

[sleek harness]

I don't like being toxic

[grim spoke]

which my only real complaint with the original show is that theres too much authors completely undisguised fetish, and the fights are amazing but should have been a tad bit longer

[sleek harness]

Because that would make me a hypocrite

[dire kayak]

thats fair

its also fun using the new heroic for sniper

the wrapped bolt sniper

[sleek harness]

For a moment I thought you were going to say Herotic Precision Rifle Bolter

The stat seems like shit ngl

3 ammo? 3 in the magazine? Hell nah

[main zephyr]

if zealot players are freaks

what am i

[sleek harness]

Everyone is a freak

[main zephyr]

when i have play every class and have all the penances on every class

[sleek harness]

But we separate them in categories

[main zephyr]

[sleek harness]

General freaks

Zealot freaks

Uh

[dire kayak]

if you hit a headshot you get the round back

[sleek harness]

Thats the only categories

[dire kayak]

so if youre good at hitting headshots, you have infinite ammo and you do a ton of damage

[main zephyr]

pfft

if thats sm2

that sounds nice given

im a sniper main

[sleek harness]

That herotic must be weak against the Thousand Suns

[main zephyr]

i did release week lethal as sniper

[sleek harness]

Theres literally no weakpoint on theses fuckers

[dire kayak]

very true

i dont even know how to headshot a helbrute or mutalith vortex beast

[main zephyr]

well

the helbrutes have a head

on the front

but good luck given how agressive they are

[sleek harness]

It does 10 times damage but it's power is 6

Relics are around 10

This sounds bad

[main zephyr]

yes you can headshot it but you need someone to parry to make a opening for a headshot on a helbrute

[sleek harness]

Headshot at very

Very

[dire kayak]

tbh its probably better to just switch to las fusil for chaos

[sleek harness]

Close range

[main zephyr]

lol

[dire kayak]

but for tyranids its really good

[main zephyr]

i like the las fusil

[dire kayak]

me toooo

its fun

[main zephyr]

i use it primarly vs zoans

[sleek harness]

I don't like sniper

[main zephyr]

it does amazing dmg

[sleek harness]

I prefer Heavy

[main zephyr]

lol

[dire kayak]

ive started assault recently

[sleek harness]

Assault takes longer to level up I think

He gets less xp

[dire kayak]

its gonna be forever until i get to tactical

AND I STILL NEED TO MAX THE PYRECANNON AND HEAVY BOLT RIFLE

[sleek harness]

Tactical is fun

Unless you don't like leveling up 10 different ranged weapons

But still fun

[dire kayak]

hmmm

i remember seeing a clip of someone killing a neurothrope with auspex scan really quickly

[sleek harness]

It's literally Heavy if he got a melee

[main zephyr]

i got all but one class maxed

which i stopped at lvl 23

[dire kayak]

after assault im the same

[main zephyr]

tatical

but yes

the rest are all max

and every class has at least 2 weapons at max rank if not more

[marsh iris]

tatickle

[sleek harness]

Tactical is going to be my first maxed out space marine

[abstract junco]

Should I get SM2?

[sleek harness]

No

It's trash

We only play slop

[dire kayak]

should i play through deltarune again

[marsh iris]

wait for darktide 2

[sleek harness]

I don't know, do you want to?

Are you forgetting something

[hollow dawn]

I just wanna double check because google is telling me two different answers

[dire kayak]

im not doing chapter 1 again i hate chapter 1

[hollow dawn]

Darktide has cross play right?

[sleek harness]

Yes

[dire kayak]

i ate it

[hollow dawn]

Thank the emperor

[sleek harness]

You can turn it on and off at the mission board

[hollow dawn]

[abstract junco]

true....

[sleek harness]

I usually like to roleplay as a PC player while I play on my Xbox

That means I am skilled

[dire kayak]

sloptide or slop marine 2?

[sleek harness]

Both

https://tenor.com/view/both-both-both-is-good-tf2-tf2-memes-pootis-engaged-gif-14259018241066600790

[marsh iris]

where the H40 console box players at

[abstract junco]

slophammer 40k

[sleek harness]

I don't like doing havoc

As the state it is, I am not doing it

[jaunty path]

y

[sleek harness]

Because deranking is making havoc toxic

[jaunty path]

play with ainz

[elder merlin]

Havoc is toxic cause its havoc

Not cause of deranking

It was toxic even before that

[sleek harness]

It is because of deranking

[sleek harness]

Paul I think you are uh

[elder merlin]

It was toxic before that

[sleek harness]

Forgetting

[elder merlin]

It just became more toxic

[round mica]

im too ass to try and photobash a symbol i give up

[dire kayak]

literally me

[sleek harness]

Learn editing skills

[elder merlin]

Its the goddamn edge lords

[round mica]

ive been trying for like 2 hours and i feel like throwing up for some reason

[dire kayak]

thats so real,,,

[abstract junco]

Literally just take a photoshop class

[sleek harness]

It shouldn't be that hard

Let me try

[round mica]

why is it so hard

[abstract junco]

Bad mentality

[round mica]

i think i rather die

[sleek harness]

I think Lynxiee is old

[dire kayak]

cause cool things have to be hard

[round mica]

im 20

[sleek harness]

Can't understand Photoshop

[abstract junco]

Youre right my teacher has to explain every step on how to work anything because half the people taking the course are goldfish

[sleek harness]

Well thats unfortunate

[elder merlin]

Do those guys even win fights?

[round mica]

yeah

[warm night]

So the new chainaxe skin is exactly the same as an old one but with a tiny gold spot instead of a gray spot and a miniscule change to how scratched it looks. At least the recon lasgun skin changes the color from black to green.

[sleek harness]

Cellbit still exist?

Lame

[elder merlin]

That arent them having an overwhelmingly strong advantage?

[round mica]

fym

[elder merlin]

I always hear they never actually win straight on fights

[sleek harness]

This means

[round mica]

hes been famous since 2012

lmfao

[elder merlin]

Who is celibate?

[sleek harness]

YouTube from Brazil

He became famous because he solved mysteries

And now?

Uhhh

[elder merlin]

He is waiting til he gets married for sex?

[sleek harness]

He plays Minecraft idk

[round mica]

most of those are slander memes but like 80% of all warbands are like that
Imperium has overwhelming numbers and most of chaos warbands are miserable in comparison, any fight theyre mixed on is pretty much death in the slightest mistake

[sleek harness]

I think he's already married

[round mica]

but Night Lords just enjoy using coward tacticts, not because theyre afraid, just prefer it

[sleek harness]

Hit and run tactics are the best in large spaces

[round mica]

used to play minecraft

[sleek harness]

That's why the T'au are effective

[round mica]

has his own RPG system, comics and entire game

[abstract junco]

Slopcraft

[sleek harness]

Wasn't he in a SMP about eggs?

[round mica]

for a while but it died after some controversies happened with the owner and one brazilian youtuber who turned out to be a groomer

[sleek harness]

Yeah he made some cool RPG and game

Idk the quality though

[round mica]

extremely fuckin good

the system is very known here in Brazil, has constant updates and expansions

the comics is based around the existing seasons

[sleek harness]

Do you remember which?

[round mica]

and the game is good

[sleek harness]

Was it Jaazghost?

[round mica]

No Jazz is cool

it was uhh

forever i think

[sleek harness]

Huh

Then I am confusing the two

Forever was banned before because some people resurfaced racist twitter comments of his

Which was unfair

But after you said that he was a groomer...

[round mica]

yeah but there was screenshots of him talking to minors while knowing their age

[dire kayak]

wuh?

[round mica]

like 13yr olds when he was 26

[dire kayak]

i think i need to scroll up a bit

[sleek harness]

Brazilian YouTuber drama

[jaunty path]

everyones channeling epstein in the big 26

[sleek harness]

You wouldn't understand because uh

You not Brazilian

[abstract junco]

Steinmaxxing

[sleek harness]

I think thats old

[round mica]

not even brazilian the SMP was international, had french, english, american streamers and whatever

[sleek harness]

Oh yeah

The concept was cool

[round mica]

Quackity (the owner) had his own controversy cause he literally didn't pay the people who worked on maintaning the server alive

[sleek harness]

Too bad it got ruined

[jaunty path]

hey I remember that guy

[round mica]

yeah but they stayed friends and constantly talk and play together

which is fun

[jaunty path]

Oh

he was gone for 3 years then came back w 2 videos

[sleek harness]

I just remembered that in the roleplay of the server Cellbit married with a Spanish guy

[round mica]

the funniest shit was watching Cellbit's fiance fujoshing out on twitter and supporting the ship

[jaunty path]

does anyone else remember dream

[sleek harness]

Well yeah it's just the roleplay

Though it's somewhat weird

[round mica]

I forget he exists sometimes with the shit happening recently

[sleek harness]

Dream who

[abstract junco]

Realistic troll face

[round mica]

he became a foggy memory

[sleek harness]

The gremlin face?

[round mica]

[sleek harness]

He made a face reveal, got made fun of even though he had a okay face, got sad and then put the mask on

[round mica]

"okay face" i know ur lying

[sleek harness]

It's mid

[round mica]

he's also a pedophile and racist so who fucking cares

[sleek harness]

That part I didn't knew

[round mica]

he got called the F slur by the fucking actual Gumball's voice actor which was pog

[dire kayak]

i want to marry the entire black mesa dev team

[round mica]

multiple texts with 15-16yr olds (iirc even nude) while aware of their age and used his community to harass people online whenever he was criticised

[abstract junco]

I knew he was once like 300 lbs

[sleek harness]

THAT ONE VIDEO WHERE DREAM IS IN THE PASSAGER SEAT OF THE CAR WITH THE GUMBALL VOICE ACTOR

[abstract junco]

Didn’t know he was racist

[jaunty path]

then recorded it and used it against him. He was drunk.

[round mica]

he got him drunk while Gumballs va was a minor aswell

then Dream tried to gaslight him and got called the f slur

which was so fucking funny

[jaunty path]

really scummy behavior

[dire kayak]

crucify dream

[round mica]

its old stuff so i dont rememebr stuff

but he did say some shit

[main zephyr]

well

that was sad

[dire kayak]

thats what im saying we need to crucify him

[main zephyr]

where as somehting bad happend to someone on a steam that was pretty funy

fundys stream

[round mica]

wouldnt be enough

[sleek harness]

https://youtu.be/-r2X2mbkI5g?si=HRH6bCVleHGW8jWX

[round mica]

put him on the bull statue

[abstract junco]

Yikes

[round mica]

minecraft youtubers try not to touch kids challenge: impossible

[tired inlet]

A wise cat once said:

うぃーあーざじゃぱにーずごぶりん！ 

[abstract junco]

And YouTubers with a large audience

[main zephyr]

well

[round mica]

apparently once you either turn into a billionaire or a successful minecraft youtuber you just turn into a pedophile

[main zephyr]

fundy made a mistake on a stream

[clever horizon]

Google translate that

[main zephyr]

with a mod

i think it was create

[sleek harness]

You meant Grok

[main zephyr]

he accidentally made a symbol thats bad

[dire kayak]

i love fundy

[tired inlet]

what about Jameskii who still does weird MineCraft/Roblox games but was like one of those Ugandan Knuckles guys in 2020 and mostly just works on his deathmobile Yugo

[round mica]

i still follow him and never seen anything on him

[abstract junco]

It’s a trade off
You get fame and money BUT you become diddy

[round mica]

hes pretty chill for what it seems

[tired inlet]

putting megalumen flashlights on his guns

[round mica]

but he isnt a minecraft only youtuber

he just does a lot of other shit

[round mica]

xqc said something wild on stream once about this
"theres nothing to do late game"
which is wild but also seems to be real

[tired inlet]

He apparently helped with finding out other MC youtubers were pedos?
https://x.com/Jameskii/status/1757852632457318553

[round mica]

god twomad

genuinely forgot he existed

the day he died was one of the most funniest days on twitter

[dire kayak]

twomad?

[round mica]

the guy whos soul is stuck in overwatch

[dire kayak]

ohhh

[round mica]

after he overdosed on fent playing a ranked match

funniest shit ever

[abstract junco]

He’s being released from his prison

Since they are rebranding back to overwatch

He’s finally free

[dire kayak]

damnnn

[dire kayak]

literally me

[round mica]

ur more like

[abstract junco]

An didy foid

[round mica]

wait i cant find it

oh no

[dire kayak]

absolutely

[round mica]

not the one i wanted

still cant find it

i think server got deleted

[dire kayak]

also me

[abstract junco]

teto

[tired inlet]

by the way there's a new Carpenter BRut single with vbideo directed by Seth Ickerman; won't link it here but if you know those names you know what you're in store for

[clever horizon]

carpenter goat

[tired inlet]

It's called Speed of Perish; it's a mix of Mad Max, WIPEOUT, Deathrace 2000, and Speed Freekz

[rustic ore]

Is there a better place to go to complain about certain aspects of the 40k fandom? I have choice words lol. Found some fan song about our Lord and Savior Henry Cavil but...it's an AI song...the rage and confusion in me is palpable

[round mica]

"lord and savior Henry Cavil"

[rustic ore]

Dudes a treasure. Understands the assignment

[round mica]

Nah he's weird as fuck tbh

[rain pilot]

says you mate

[round mica]

just hides a lot better than other chud actors

[rain pilot]

mf says chud unironically

[abstract junco]

Buzzword buzzword buzzword

[rain pilot]

My favourite buzzword is woman

[visual vortex]

BEEP BEEP

THEY USED CHUD

ITS OVER GUYS

[round mica]

[rustic ore]

Pfft, and I bet you think Keanu Reeves is a secret P-word.

[visual vortex]

Genuinely using chud as an insult reminds me of the people that would say every variant of phobe or phobic under the sun till it lost all meaning

[round mica]

No he's just awkward as fuck

[visual vortex]

Give it a few years and chud will have no meaning due to overuse

[visual vortex]

Keanu reeves is so fucking bangable and im a dude

[rain pilot]

Chud is our word

[jaunty path]

pls return to reddit

[visual vortex]

This is reddit

Reddit 2.0

[rain pilot]

We all belong is a fire

[visual vortex]

Electric boogaloo

[hazy kestrel]

Just like Auric is the new Heresy?

[visual vortex]

Yeah

But auric is fun

Reddit isnt

[abstract junco]

An foid

[green vector]

a discord gremlin calling actors chuds

[visual vortex]

Discord

[rain pilot]

what

[knotty terrace]

Question does anyone else want rot flys added to darktide?

[round mica]

Yup continue to defend the suspicious elite that never ends well

[abstract junco]

You must not be in the know…

We call women foids now

[rain pilot]

huh

[visual vortex]

Using discord is like trying to pass a kidney stone covered in cactus needles

[rain pilot]

Yes

[thick coyote]

Sure why not

[knotty terrace]

Being there done that actually

[visual vortex]

It hurts a ton but you feel really good when you get iff and go outside

[visual vortex]

I would rather die than have a kidney stone

[green vector]

based and true

[visual vortex]

Actually actually

What happened

Share the kidney stone story

[knotty terrace]

This is actually what happened believe it or not

[visual vortex]

Tell the story pld

Pls

Did you have to get surgery

[knotty terrace]

Long story short was dared to eat a cactus

[visual vortex]

Oh

I thought you actually had a really bad kidney stone

[knotty terrace]

That went down as well as you could expect

[visual vortex]

Did you get money for it at least

[knotty terrace]

No but I did have very prickly shits and yes I got paid for it $500

[visual vortex]

Probably felt like the first few seconds on the stretching rack when you passed one

Where it def felt really good

[rustic ore]

Love how things evolved. Wanted to bitch about some stupid song and this happened

[knotty terrace]

Not really felt like my ass was being torn from the out

[rustic ore]

"I came here for an argument!"
"Oh, oh sorry, this is abuse."

[visual vortex]

Discordian life aint built for all of us

[abstract junco]

I come back to this place and I see people talking about shitting out cactuses 💔✌️

[visual vortex]

You aint built for the discordian life

[green vector]

hot

[knotty terrace]

Quiet you blasted miqo'te

[jaunty path]

dashot

[visual vortex]

Yeah but like finally getting that shit out probably felt rlly good right?

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/captain-america-i-understand-i-got-it-i-know-gif-22069086

[knotty terrace]

It did feel good yes

[abstract junco]

The discordian hood is for the strong moderators

[untold kraken]

does anyone have any idea at what time the update comes out tomorrow?

[knotty terrace]

Yes I know what you are and how much of a degenerate you are

[jaunty path]

people on the internet say I shouldn't shower. should I not shower? I hear its good for aura

[green vector]

what update

[untold kraken]

shower for your country

[visual vortex]

I shower every night

[jaunty path]

i h8 my country

[visual vortex]

Because i get thirsty

[rustic ore]

Wh-who told you!? ....Are you a mind reader? Did you hack my DMs!?

[visual vortex]

And my skin gets thirsty

[knotty terrace]

No your profile picture gave you away

[visual vortex]

And showering makes me feel like a beautiful young man

[jaunty path]

and not showering makes me feel based and redpilled

[untold kraken]

I swear I heard people hyping tomorrow as an update day

[untold kraken]

shower in spite of your country

[jaunty path]

no

[rustic ore]

How did you get degen from Aro Trans? Sus...

[visual vortex]

I hope u get green sludge to leak out of your ears

[jaunty path]

get ur showering propaganda outta here

[knotty terrace]

Take a final fantasy 14 player to spot another

[jaunty path]

i have brown sludge in my ears so take that

nerd

[green vector]

idk hopefully it is

[rustic ore]

DC? I'm Mari

[visual vortex]

Next one is in march i think

A major one at least

[visual vortex]

I clean my ears out like a good boy

[green vector]

gif of monkey pushing laptop away in frustration

[jaunty path]

my hair has texture similar to that of a floormat

i must be a sigma..

[visual vortex]

My hair

Is very thick and full

And soft

[jaunty path]

my hair is

a solid

:3

[visual vortex]

You're actually living in fucking vile swamp water

[rustic ore]

Maybe she's born with it, maybe its toilet water

[dire kayak]

i both hate and love my hair

[visual vortex]

Even from a guy like me from some backwater hunting town wouldnt seim in that

[jaunty path]

its called aura.

[visual vortex]

An aura of stank

[jaunty path]

nah

[visual vortex]

Cuz i know u smell bad lowk

Just like how u play darktide

U STANK

[jaunty path]

i aint stink

[visual vortex]

Yes

[dire kayak]

missus is based she can do what she wants

[jaunty path]

gurls cant stink

[rustic ore]

Low blow, the swamp gas makes the eyes water.

[dire kayak]

very true

[jaunty path]

see goober agrees

[visual vortex]

The final words of Stranger Things were as follow

"Excuse me girls can't fart, and if they do it smells like roses."

☺️

[jaunty path]

so i smell good

[visual vortex]

Im going to gove the director a closed casket funeral and make sure he's unidentifiable

[untold kraken]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kS04OYNlBt8
nvm people are predicting a reveal and I mis remembered

[rustic ore]

I didn't know roses smell like taco bell

[visual vortex]

Me neither

[green vector]

[visual vortex]

Then why does every girl i know smell like actual shit

[jaunty path]

LMFAO

[visual vortex]

Or very strong perfume

[rustic ore]

Have you tried washing your upper lip?

[green vector]

where tf do you live

[visual vortex]

I wash my body all over

[visual vortex]

Michigan.

[jaunty path]

inside?

[visual vortex]

You know it

[rustic ore]

Deep inside

[visual vortex]

Ffs the people in my hunting town had better standards than the ones around the more city areas

[jaunty path]

I use axe body spray

[rustic ore]

Does it work as advertised?

[visual vortex]

I use deoderant because body spray doesnt always help

[visual vortex]

No

[rustic ore]

Damn

[jaunty path]

makes me smel gud

[visual vortex]

When i used it i always put deoderant on then the body soray

[jaunty path]

how often do u shower

[visual vortex]

Because it doesnt actually get rid of the stink

[jaunty path]

i dont

[visual vortex]

Every day

[jaunty path]

havent since december

[rustic ore]

Little goes a long way with perfumes

[jaunty path]

why is chat dead

[rustic ore]

Cuase there isn't an update to complain about?

[jaunty path]

a lack of update to complain about

fatshark

drop the new class

now

[round mica]

I think skinning people should be legal

[jaunty path]

I agree with you wholly

[rustic ore]

We could make premium pork rinds!

[round mica]

especially the people at GW HQ

[visual vortex]

Why does every fucker on discord need to openly state their desires to kill someone frequently

[dire kayak]

GW gives me tyranids thoughhh

[jaunty path]

People are full of evil

[rain pilot]

agreed

[jaunty path]

Kill everyone

[visual vortex]

That's my phrase

[dire kayak]

kill 7 billion people

[rain pilot]

Kill the lessers

[green vector]

people who use this app dont interact with real people for the most part

[round mica]

Because some people literally deserve it

[rustic ore]

Kill fascists and billionaires

[visual vortex]

That is true

[rain pilot]

WE BE DOING EUGENICS TO GET RID OF THE DUMB

Me first

[round mica]

Kill all ICE agents as well

[rain pilot]

Shoots self

[round mica]

[dire kayak]

me and lamb need to go on a genocide,,,

[rain pilot]

They're just doing their job dude

[round mica]

Ok only some people

[jaunty path]

where am I supposed to get my ice

[rustic ore]

That's the one decent take you've made all night lol

[round mica]

I hope you're saying this ironically

[dire kayak]

YES

[jaunty path]

yeah lynx don't you get the importance of murdering people?

[green vector]

bro kicking the hornets nest

[dire kayak]

next time i escape my cage and go stabbing

im going for them first

[rain pilot]

Yes and saying murder is way less insane

Surely

[jaunty path]

kill 5 trillion people

[round mica]

Or raping them
or torturing them
or kidnapping them off their homes, rip off their documents and sending them to god knows where

[jaunty path]

kill sextillion people

[round mica]

[visual vortex]

Most of them

[rustic ore]

A bajillion people

[rain pilot]

That is most jobs ever

[visual vortex]

A few are fucked up

[dire kayak]

skin the agents and pour salt on them

[visual vortex]

But most are doing their job

[round mica]

The Gestapo and Nazi Germany soldiers were also just following orders!

[rain pilot]

welcome to people

I wouldn't kill my enemies

[rustic ore]

Okay okay, change of topic yes? Don't need mods crashing in with the Power Hammer of banning

[rain pilot]

Kill me

[visual vortex]

Those comparisons lost all meaning due to overuse

[dire kayak]

i enjoy the norn emissary

its a cool tyranid

[visual vortex]

I have that one

[rain pilot]

Personally I hate doomers and gloomers

[visual vortex]

I like bloom and doom plant co

[rain pilot]

The world is ending so I am going to have fun

Or get in shape

[round mica]

Would be cool as fuck to have them as enemies in space marine 2
or 3
I know GW will put a bunch of bullshit to have the main blue boys kill it in a random operation

[rustic ore]

Don't worry, papa Nurgle will come and fix things...that or Khorne

[drowsy prawn]

Gestapo, pffft
you got people doing that and worse right here right now
in them FILES 😏

[visual vortex]

We would get annihilated

[rain pilot]

Killzone 2 remastered would be nice

[visual vortex]

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE

KILL, MAIM, BURN

DESTROY FOR THE SAKE OF DESTRUCTION

[rain pilot]

abortions for the blood god

[dire kayak]

i want a 40k game where we play as a custodian, and make a norn emissary a boss fight

[green vector]

[rustic ore]

We need a different chapter for the Space Marine games. Ultramarines have gotten too much favor. More people know the setting now we can move on to chapters that are worlds more interesting

[rain pilot]

So like

[rustic ore]

Like the Salamanders

[untold kraken]

did youtube just break for anyone here

[round mica]

Any other stuff in space marine 2 would also kill the characters but alas they get out victorious

[green vector]

ya

[round mica]

cloudflare is having issues

a lot of other sites were also having trouble

[visual vortex]

Because they're goated

[rain pilot]

If murder empowers Khorn. Does Khorn consider abortions murder?

[visual vortex]

Yeah

[rain pilot]

Sweet

[round mica]

Khorne cares not from where the blood comes from

[rain pilot]

He sorta does

[rustic ore]

Was blood spilled? Then he doesn't care

[visual vortex]

Blood was spilled

[dire kayak]

MY PHONE'S CHARGER REFUSES TO WORK

[rustic ore]

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!

[visual vortex]

Kinda

[round mica]

Custodes game would be a power trip and tbh I don't know if I ever want one
could be cool tho

[visual vortex]

J think

I want a guardsman game

[rain pilot]

stem cells for the blood god

[tired inlet]

It'd be a solo action/adventure because they don't fight as a squad

[visual vortex]

Working out for the muscle gods

[dire kayak]

give us a game where we play as a tempestus scion and my life is yours

[round mica]

I mean, he's all for glorious combat but as long as there's bloodshed he doesn't care

[rustic ore]

On a long enough time scale all thing will occur at least once. That means someone, somewhere...will get an abortion and yel Blood for the Blood God

[round mica]

Yeah which means singleplayer only game

[visual vortex]

Ngl a custodes game would be lame

It's just not fun not having a threat a lot of the time

[green vector]

servitor game when

open door 5 million times to finish

[visual vortex]

Servitor game would slap

[round mica]

It would have to be a very fucked up scenario for more than like 2 custodes go out to kill something

[visual vortex]

A servitor game where you just clean and repair guns of warhammer

[round mica]

Unironically rogue servitor game would go hard as fuck

[dire kayak]

i mean we could have one in the horus heresy

[dire kayak]

so reall

[green vector]

[round mica]

Doesnt power wash simulator have a 40k DLC?

[visual vortex]

Ngl i would love a game like that where you just fix guns

[round mica]

You can just roleplay as a servitor

[visual vortex]

They have a spongebob one

[rustic ore]

Salamander game and it's mostly burning things during a long escort quest

[visual vortex]

Servitor game better

[round mica]

they literally have a warhammer 40k DLC

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2593910/PowerWash_Simulator__Warhammer_40000_Special_Pack/

[dire kayak]

should i play mechanicus?

[round mica]

Yes

goated game

[dire kayak]

whats it like?

[visual vortex]

Holy shit there's a shrek powerwash one

[round mica]

turn based strategy game

[visual vortex]

Fuck the 40k one

I need the shrek one

[round mica]

ever oplayed

uhh

[dire kayak]

so rogue trader but mechanicus?

[round mica]

no

ever played space hulk: tactical?

same thing

[dire kayak]

hm

ill give it a try

[visual vortex]

The music is also very good in mechanicus

[round mica]

you just go trough phases, turn-based combat, upgrade servitors and mechanicus squad with resources

next phase

[green vector]

good music boring game

[round mica]

kill some necrons

repeat

[green vector]

[rustic ore]

Does anybody remember Battle Sector? Why did that not catch on?

[vestal mantle]

Eh i cant be bothered to helldive the mo anymore... I think theres a difference between difficult and unfair

[round mica]

filled with DLC's and gameplay just wanst all that

maps were giant with very few enemies

[dire kayak]

that actually sounds so goated

im gonna get it

[rustic ore]

The DLCs were just armies and maps...just like the tabletop lol

[visual vortex]

I prefer games where i get to shoot things in first person with a shotgun

[round mica]

its pretty good and theres a 2nd one coming round so yeah

[green vector]

[dire kayak]

should i wait for mechanicus 2 or get it now?

[visual vortex]

A real man never disrespects a shotgun

[tired inlet]

play like a God of War, rather thasn SM2 which started off inspired by Gears of War

[round mica]

overpriced DLCs

[visual vortex]

Literally the only most reliable gun ever

[round mica]

get it now tbh

[visual vortex]

They were so good that they banned every gun and especially shotguns inxluded in star wars

[rustic ore]

And how much is a starting Tyranid army?

[round mica]

very few story telling points with a custodes rather than space marines which have more emotion to react to things

[visual vortex]

$34

[round mica]

custodes are blunt as one could be

[dire kayak]

i love tyranids but theyre so expensive

[languid hazel]

Said literally everyone else.

[visual vortex]

I used to want to go full thranids

But i have more respect for the guardsman now

[round mica]

So your argument that the prices of DLC's being expensive is because the models irl are also expensive?

[visual vortex]

Literally just a dude given a gun

[round mica]

Jesus christ

[rustic ore]

Whole hobby is expensive. It's why I never got into the table top. Even premade/painted plastic figures can cost waaaaay too much. Battle Sector was the closest I could get to the tabletop. They just needed to support it more but didn't

[visual vortex]

What is it now

[round mica]

give gun who's reliability is purely plot depending
literally can recharge it on sun or campfire
tell him to kill god

[visual vortex]

God i love the guard

[round mica]

Because the game died because its pretty shitty, repetitive and didnt have a lot going for it

[dire kayak]

IF I THROW 30 BILLION LASGUNS AT THE GIANT GOD ITS BOUND TO DIE EVENTUALLY

[rustic ore]

The DLCs for the same armies are cheaper from what I'm looking at. More models than a starting army too

[visual vortex]

And it does

Anything that breathes pumps blood

Anything that has blood has a life source

Anything that has a life source can die

Throw enough at it and anything can die

[rustic ore]

No doubt, but it had good bones. Just needed some more care and updates.

[elder merlin]

[vestal mantle]

So we are sieging Cyberstan (bot homeworld)... Got new enemy units but stratagems might as well be bouncy balls, and they spawn way too many of the super heavy that the mission is 95% ragdoll

[untold kraken]

karsolas pickaxe underrated

[round mica]

I will always love the "overpower them with numbers" thrope in media

All powerful deities who can erase planets with a swing of its sword?

10 BILLION GUARDS WITH SHITTY WEAPONS BE UPON YE

[visual vortex]

Oh right liberate

[dire kayak]

who wins?
giant space bug that can tear tanks in half and kill space marines easily
38 BILLION LASGUNS

[round mica]

All that for people to go back to Dawn of War

[visual vortex]

Skill doesnt mean shit when you have to charge a wall of red lasers that can blast off arms and legs in a single shot and ahoot through concrete

[round mica]

[visual vortex]

A gun is a gun regardless of the user

[dire kayak]

guardsmen are so cool,,,,

[round mica]

Or when they tape together a bunch of grenades to a single one and throws it on you
no armor will save you from all of their explosive devices tapped together