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the Havoc on Hand Penance (to unlock the helmet) is that 50 different players or just 50 players total?
The gun?
ye
The recon las looks like one
yup, they're based on them
50 havoc mission completions in which you were not the host
so 50 total. doesnt have to be different players.
This honestly probably sounds very very veryyyyyy stupid but why hasn’t fat shark an intel based ability?
Because they had a cool silhouette and can be easily modelled on the PS1 
Same reason he has a USP
What
What about hamas
Sorry I meant a spotting ability
Executioner's Stance
Vet has a whole keystone for this yeah
Is metal gear israeli propaganda ;/
Forget it might as well try and explain this shit to a wall
Its anti-war but Kojima has little kid brain where huge sniper rifles and tanks are fuckin badass (because they are)
Please put a seizure warning in your name bestie your bio gave me a stroke 😭
Lmao
???? Uh okay????
Dude just no
Supervillain, its his master plot
Ameriboo
The epileptics have had it too good for too long
Also, Exe stance with team highlight
Dude chill why are you so upset all of a sudden 😭
Little bit of that too but its fighting the anti-war themes alongside the military coolness so you get the peak that is Metal Gear 
But ex stance doesn’t provide a damage boost for the whole team
Is what I’m getting at
Then ft
Then use the gold ping keystone
Straight down the middle
YK I DONT SUPPORT WAR BUT WHEN IT HAPPENS DAMN ITS COOL
Oh ffs you lot are dumb if you can’t what I’m getting at 
No, you're just bad at explaining it
Whats wrong homie you having a bad day or smthn?
Quiet you
You went from chill to angry in like a heartbeat
War is bad but taking 10 guys at once is so cool
BIG GUN
You dont understand the problem is never me
My guess is he's talking about an ability that would mark a bunch of targets at once and then apply a damage bonus to all of them, I think?
But I don't want to just sit here and argue based on assumptions
Yes thank you
Take exec stance with the one side node that lets the team see what youre seeing, it doesnt give a damage bonus but its basically what ur asking for otherwise
Kinda like tactical from sm2's ability ngl
That node is a waste
...in a fight, right ?
Thats irrelevant its what he was asking for
Honestly, it sounds like a thing that could work for some future class
Plus u can make anything work on non havoc
"Fuck everything up in this direction"
Maybe an admech class...? Like it could literally be some kind of auspex thing you throw down and everything that walks in the radius gets fucked
That already sounds like that one vet keystone so idk what he wants?
is it just me or the game is more and more hard every update?¿
Its cause of the bugs methinks
Vet keystone is only on taggable targets, and one at a time. It's also not an ability per se
Tagged, and then fucked by the team
I mean why do you want to tag a chaff unit
Kinda pointless for a spotting ability
Damage buff
what bugs? seems like the hordes are bigger and bigger
Complaining about hordes in the horde shooter is crazy
Admech auspex scan, or maybe one of those smuggled tau sensors I've heard about
what's complaining?
Maybe its cause the director is trying to challenge you but your team must be so busted that its spawning more than usual? Doesnt that happen with psyker flame staff
Carapace spam is a thing tbf
Admech class would be like a squishier arbites but instead of a dog you get a guy
Ye fr
oh that's curious just playing psyker flaming stafff
Today's Lesson: Slavery
Or a sentry...
Yeah the guy is a sentry
There's a lot of variety in the admech, could be anything really
and you have to call it enginseer because literally every engineer or adjacent in a video game HAS to have a sentry
Yeah but we're missing ye olde turret guy class
Every good class based shooter has ye olde turret guy
Drg's engineer <3
Yeah its not really you then, its just kind of the psyker staff being op and making the director go whack
I suggest u not run psyker staff on higher difficulties if ur ok with that
His turret is unfortunately kind of an afterthought
But fun it still is
oh i didn't know the game change in terms of your class, i though only the things like ammo were related to that, that's interesting
DRG's engi's main schtick is the platforms and the big boom weapons he gets
Weapon more than class
It just responds in real time
It's more that it reacts to how well/bad you're doing
Like l4d2
always have played psyker but don't feel confortable now with them, even being my main character all those years
Yeah dis guy^
hes a smartsy
My concept for an Admech class would be its own unique skill tree that has penalties for each bonus 
Honestly the dog not having that is a missed oppurtunity
Separate to the normal skill tree
Similar to what Scun has
With Cartel Special
My own concept for a vet rework would be a unique skill tree that has only penalties
That replaces the original
They've had it too good, for too long
wym penalties
Ngl unironically kind of yes
Make every vet ability as bad as the invisibility
like just make them worse? 
Make voc worse and the other two better pls
Well exec stance is good but make voc worse pls
As in you get to buff one thing and make sonething worse. More toughness, less mobility. More mobility, longer cooldown. Etc. Tradeoffs for cybernetics
The dog shoulda had a separate skill tree
Your flesh no longer rots but now your steel shall rust
The dog itself is enough of a gimmick tbh
Wdym
And its fair to say each DLC class will have a "gimmick" like the dog or cartel special
This is the most guardsman shit ive ever seen
I hate infiltrate its mechanically identical to shroudfield anyways GUYS YOU ALREADY DID BARDIN'S STEALTH ABILITY JUST COPY THAT
The dog is the Arbites unique thing, and having its own skills mixed in with Arbys tree is more than enough for them
Veteran is a dog secretly
I like it because funny LC voicelines and popping up in the middle of a horde to renact the ending of The One is awesome
It means a lot of the arby tree is awkwardly taken up by dog perks
roughly what havoc level is auric?
Also just customizing your dog's behavior more extensively would be cool imo
Show me that ugly grin :NazrinHappi:
"Show me that ugly grin!"
"Sah! Ugleh Gryn reportin for duteh!"
"Big man nooo :("
I'm breaking in a new pair of boots today and I shoulda worn two pairs of socks 
They call them Ogryns because you see then and go "Oh" and grin 
U get it beo
Only thing I don't like about exe stance is it doesn't do an instant reload
Naw just kidding i live in a 2 story house thats more than 99% of yall I guarantee it
Can't afford nitro, tho?
It would be nice but bolter has precluded this possibility

Why's that
Wont spend my money on only marginally useful bullshit
Okay yk what fair
Imagine mag dumping with bolty :3
The Lash
It'd be fun?
Not really? You're dumping a ton of ammo and it's on a cooldown
Egyptians when the israelites dont build the statue to ra fast enough:
Hm
Fair enough
I don't mean like the hive scum ability where you get free ammo
that would be busted
Lash suck
elite biblical knowledge
(i read the kid-friendly version of the old testament like a month ago)
Tf
What did it like
Cut out the part where god murders all the first born egyptian civilians
It eluded most of the bits where God told Moses to do nasty things.
Surprisingly, still included Gomorrah and Sodoma, and also the Seven Heavenly Trumpets,
Pretty sure it also excluded that?
I wasn't paying much attention.
Why
I was bored..
Gommoragh????
Was that intentional???
maybe
'don't be nasty or god is going to strike you down and or turn you into a salt statue, kids'
john who
what do you guys thing the best way to eat softboiled eggs is? ive tried soy sauce + sprinkle of sugar, mustard, ketchup, mustard + ketchup, so far soy+sugar and mustard are the best
Oh, fuck, you mean the typo, no that was just my lack of english language knowledge.
Commorragh... Gomorrah...
Terrifying combination
I think the former is inspired by the latter.
At least, it would make sense to be named as a reference to the former earthly city.
merp 
Hi, where is just room for firsts Havocs?
We died on that hill, kindred.
You can tag in #vox-lfg-emea !
Just mention low Havocs and copy a room-invite code along with it
Did we lose the order yet? @sleek harness
hi, i'm new here, played for a while, can someone help me get "just a flesh wound" penance ? thanks
thanks for the answer. its quite dead.... you want me to say that there is nobody to play main end game content in whole Europe?
People are still coming home, or currently going to work at the mo, 9 to 17 and all of that, only 16' 'ere.
update next month.
iam quite dissapointed. i thought it will just unlock after unlock auric.
but this system to have at least 2 people in group to even LIST game to show u want Havoc is .... just joke design, right? right?
what do you mean ?
Have you unlocked Havoc by talking to Dukane and doing a Maelstrom mission ?
i talked to dukane trilion times.
did Malestrom in the past.
googled milion times how to unlock it.
read like evey forum.
this is one of the worst UI design what i every seen.
and dont get me wrong, iam playing games whole life, 41yo, 8000+ hours poe etc
its just joke 😄
maybe Maelstrom AFTER you reach 30 again ? 😄 😄 its so unclear and stupid 😄 everybody complaining on it on net 😄
it's supposed to be
reach lvl 30 -> talk to Dukane -> do maelstrom
I think ?
ill try, ty for answer
yeah, everybody just think 😄 so unclear, so bad game design 😄
No
Thought talking to Dukane was only for Havoc?
Maelstrom, i thought, was just a mission type that popped up on Damnation and Auric difficulty?
We need someone with knowledge, @obtuse oak
Nope. 
Its designed to be unbalanced and some people prefer it that way
Me I think it could use a few major and minor tweaks
There are no odd lucky numbers
My first is seven

Hmm..
I ate carrots
morning missus
Yes
Yeah, you unlock Havoc by doing a Maelstrom, no ?
Do you? Havent done shit with Havoc in forever
just the first time, after talking to Dukane
Thought you just unlocked it by having played missions on auric difficulty and being level 30
and then it sets you to Havoc 1 if you did a Heresy Maelstrom, or Havoc 16 if you did Auric
That's how I remember it anyway, might be I'm wrong, might be it changed
Hii
Play havoc 40 paul
eepy well?
Yea
No havoc isnt fun
Truke
I eat the entire apple
Core included
And seeds
yea it is
Havoc is fun when it's not blight every match
Love not knowing fat Tuesday is happening and showing up at work to see a huge pile of paczi

this whole "keyboard and mouse" gaming thing is really kicking my ass. Im suddenly bad at games now
first time with a pc?
also just grab a controller
yur
I recommend playing a game that is hard to get your gamer legs back
you can plug controllers in ya know
Play Max Payne 3
fuh naw it got drift
Play Max Payne 3 Jude
get a new controller..
Increase fov to all the way
Keyboard and mouse better anyways
i have never played max payne in my life
Missing out
It's great
This is the last mission music
Max Payne 3 would make you sad anyways
A main character that has gone through the ringer so much fans were glad a another max payne didn't come out so Max could rest
Max is modern day guts
Just completed Maelstorm mission on Heresy.
Havoc still grey.
Its so awesome game design 😄
It is what it is
Yeah and somehow maxs organs are fine even after all of the pills and alcohol he took
His body's condition says otherwise
Which i understood the pills. It’s always been his thing but alcohol?
Has anyone else lost the ability to switch what microphone darktide uses? Its completely gone for me and is driving me insane
Yeah. Since he was in Brazil too and apart of a crime family that had connections
Also pain killers and alcohol is a wicked high
max payne operator
Is it March yet
how his kidneys and liver still functioning
Ehhhh I don’t know man. Your body becomes more tolerant to stuff you take after a long period of time
I know
To say the least
kidney plot armor
That and also the crazy bastard went completely cold turkey the literal next day after his boss got killed
The damage is how rapidly he is aging
Still did pills
If you got one habit still the other can be leaned off
Any SM2 gamers here? Bulwark main trying to decide on first heroic, does the heroic heavy bolt pistol one shot extremis as well or just minoris/majoris? I’m assuming not because that would be broken but just checking lol would make decision easy
I mean you could argue he did both. But taking pills as always been a gameplay thing, I mean especially during max payne 3, especially with how he looked towards the end of the game
The heroic HBP only one shots when a majoris is calling in reinforcements
I need to beat new york minute hardcore sometime
Damn seriously? That blows lol Power fist it is
Thank you
However
It’s a really good gun strike pistol
It actually pairs well with the powerfist
Since its gun strike damage is good
Perfect, I’ll make that my second purchase for the gun strike wombo
Your welcome
my welcome?
throws paper his way
What the fuck did they give the automatons
Why are they suddenly hitting every single shot
Lense wipes
I eat paper for breakfast
In the recent patch they gave the heavy gunners more accuracy but their arms can now be completely blown off
Monster and sour patch kids right
It’s sand paper
SO THATS WHY IVE BEEN CONSTANTLY SHREDDED BY THEM
automatons are here to fuck us up and I've been praying for this moment
Bulwark main... BlacK Templar enjoyer??!
if only they werent dropping 5 vox engines directly on top of my head
I don’t mind the gunners. It’s ragdolling I have a issue with even when I’m behind cover
Yeah
What heavy gunners
I hate how robots skinnier than us can casually stand there in the middle of 50 rockets
the vox engine cannons are too much though
Also why the fuck am I being ragdolled FOWARD at the rocket!?
Nahhhh I was tempted on the champion pack lol but looks too much like a knight for my taste, I rock the Hooded helm from the Dark angels cosmetic pack
i don't like being evaporated by them
They shoot at your feet
Specially back at your feet
Nah u see the devs find ragdolling funny
run under vox engine to try blow off weakspots, suddenly 5 cyborgs come rushing you phasing through vox engine treads, while you are busy killing them another vox engine appears on top of the first and they are both clipping into one another
The fuckers are trickshotting rockets and making me land infront of dreadnaughts with buzz saws!!
more reason I simply do not play hd2 anymore
shits actually CBT
It’s still fun
I should be playing difficulty 7
The double barrel shotgun is very fun on the cyborg missions
Actually criminal how all the other guns suck ass
Wow Missus, didn't knew you experienced Cyberstan before it was launched
But they make the double barrel stupid cheap
Not all of them
Nearly all of them
Most of them
So satisfying dumping both barrels into the back of a tank
i got bored of the weapons
The halt shotgun sucks against cyborgs
I can only enjoy guns that do big explosions
It takes like 5 shells to put one down
wawawawawa
The plasma gun (scorcher) is pretty good against the cyborgs
Hai
Only takes like a couple of shots to put one down
Sounds like a lot of catching up for peeps that are new to hd2
haaai :33
hd2 has pvp?
Yea
huh

Darktide
Shoot your friends NOW
hello yes this is darktide
i am unnervingly good at stalking people in hd2
I got kinda good at avoiding my friend in hd2 lmfao
Only time we didn't kill eachother was on cyberstan
I shot an EAT at em once
HD2 is not a team game yall
The real hd2 enemies is fucking arrowhead
Don't forget the community itself
That too
I also found the yoai fanfiction goober
Both are thr ying-yang, but if the ying-yang both bad
bro kink shaming
Completely black
You just woke up 90% of the entire server
No that’s missus thing
No you said yao
This server salivates at seeing gay people kissing
When I say crazy stuff people don’t react
not yet
real
cuz its you
You wouldn’t wanna kisss arbiter from halo?
Who?
Arbiter? The elite in halo 2 and halo 3? The character Keith David voice acts?
Goober. Would you kiss arbiter?
Fair enough
Im only gay for my homies
BUT ARBITER IS A HOMIE
I dont know him
He’s got 4 mandibles covered in spiky teeth, shit would not be pleasant
Some people are into that I guess
you haven't seen me
that would be pleasant for me
YES YES YES YES YES YES
Found em
DONT PUT ME BACK IN MY CAGE PLEASE
thank god
Alright time to make my hivescum Max Payne build
there is a melee build for vet is there a ranged build for zealot
good morning
yes and the ranged zealot build is called hive scum
morgen
zealot flamer should be as good as inferno staff
you work for fatshark?
yes he does, he's my dad
im not your dad
good evening chat
fuck no
INSANE banner btw
that was a joke becoz you trying to make me buy dlc
im sorry for being a jerma fan...
i am not
DESS DELTARUNE
dont tell anyone but yes its me
Play bf6
Connection issue, stuck at loading screen
Contemplating...
Buy the pro pack
Connection granted!
whuy buy bf6 when darktide
i’ve been playing nothing but arc raiders
Imagine playing darktide
Bf6 doesn't crash as often probably
I miss BFV.
Still pissed off that they abandoned it.
Also word on the street is
They're adding zombie horde to BF6 real soon
With the gas stuff
No D-Day, no Stalingrad, no Battle of Berlin. 
Cod AW much?
Just stuck in the desert for all eternity. 
I just don’t get how you go from the absolute peak that was BF1, to completely dropping the ball with BFV.
Tbf it was always supposed to be the overlooked "early" war until the pacific
Remember the delay on the mine stick?
Delayed at the last second like thrice
Oh yeah, the mine stick was funny.
Ohhhh, the memories
Remember how BS the golden gun requirements were? I think the M1 Carbines final piece was 10 headshots on objectives in one life
Oh, funnily enough, one of my golden reqs was bugged
I completed it, but was forever missing that one golden part
Peak QC from Dice, yet again.
I loved doing the good old “explosives on friendly vehicles trick” with the motorized boats on the pacific maps.
Launch us all across the map. 
Jeep launch aross Iwo Jima
My best game of BFV was on Iwo Jima
Just me, my Garand, the Sherman, and a rocket at the end. 54-0 
I fucking hated the spitfires though.
Pilot mains burn in hell 5ever
Complete bs, nothing from the German planes could dump that much damage out whatsoever.
Just shredded me anytime I got in a bomber plane / Stuka.
The SALT the pilot mains had whenever anyone had any method of retaliating against them
They nerfed the flieger into dirt because the pilots were so buttmad they didnt get free reign
But oh man, the Stuka sound was something else. Hearing it as a Brit scared the shit outta me. Hearing it as the pilot just made me laugh.
I miss my plane deleter.
Rest in peace, pre-nerf fliegerfaust
I loved being a rat and camping out the plane spawns
I stole a spitfire once after whacking the pilot who just spawned in 
:3C
Farts and leaves
Ugh
<inhales deeply>
They better not make some philosophical game again
Mmm, farts, when they're so foul you can taste it, those are the best.
Look up the dev team
The last game in the series is 7 years ago
Yeah but what do the dev team look like
I remember now
They worked on that Indian Jones game
Head dev of the game looked woke but they did a good job. I think that was the first time I seen the internet as a whole apologise
Hell I ate my words as well thinking the game would do bad
Are you unironically using the term woke as a criticism of someone?
More like a general term
I got chicken nuggets 
Shut up bro u probably look woke too 
You cant make a video game if you’re sleeping silly
Woketide smh
I woke up this morning
true
Day ruined
Me too
I miss my bed
Same
@rain pilot are you a fan of JFJ by any chance
My cat was in my lap, I miss her, come back short bus!
My cats name is concrete
I found him on the lawless land of facebook marketplace
Big fan of him
I named her Short Bus because she was really clumsy as a kitten.
Real
Concretes also pretty dumb
Watched him run face first into a wall the other day
lol, another of my cats sleeps with her face laying flat on whatever surface she's on and her son does it too.
I keep telling myself they're just planking while I'm around.
Concrete is a cool name for a cat
Yeah it's solid
No cracks
My cat keeps sleeping infront of my heater...
Cats love warmth
is there anyway to choose what server im playing on?
Locked in
mission terminal, bottom right it has settings
it will show you your ping range when you pick
Definitely in the warp, yes.
damn i live in sweden and i have 60 ping on eu
Someone please leak tomorrows update and my life is yours!!!!
Hive Scum buffs, Veteran and Ogryn nerfs.
I swear to god if ogryn gets nerfed and his good weapons reworked into bad ones
Didn't you guys just saw each other this week
No.
This week? It's only been two days and I haven't seen Slaaneshi once yet.
I swear I saw you both in the same chat
Was probably the wind.
Definitely the wind.
What's the best perks for the pointy dealing sword. Zealot using blazing peity
Anything that ups Weakspot damage is great
Hi skaven
Dealing sword
carapace and flak
uncanny strike + thrust
Scrake
Saw therapist. Mentioned warhammer. Was very nice
Made progress. Very nice.
I also talked about music I liked
She will hopefully watch the music vids I recc'd..
I was reading Seneca again today. Although they’re a massive hypocrite and a shitty person in retrospect, their philosophy advice still is valid I think.
I didn't realize till just now you can do more of Melk's contracts on other characters
I thought those were just limited to 5 contracts but looks like I could do more if I switch my characters up
Yeah, you can quickly stock up on Melk money for the casino. 

I took me meds and now eating lasagna
67
drinking some energy drinks, but i have a bunch of baked garlic chicken in the fridge 
chimkin
Garlic :O
it's getting boring to just bake plain chicken breast over and over in the oven, im not gonna lie
im going to look up recipes in the future
I have a small suggestion
Make schnitzel
When playing the ogryn and using the rock you should have like a .1% chance to pull out a brick instead
you should have a 1% chance to throw a turd
Does he know chat?
I’d buy that dlc
sometimes it's part of big brick
It's called art commissions
The rock lacks a satisfying “Clonk!” noise imo.
Oh , been playing ogryn for 2 weeks or more and never had that happen ty for the info!
Maybe the poop does half damage, but inflicts like 10 stacks of chem toxin
Alternatively then i hope they add a chance for it to be an empty rations tin or maybe corpse starch tin
I know who you are
The fart servitor guy?
And we should have the option to use poop ammo in the rumbler and kickback
😭
how about a mod, that makes all rocks into bricks
You - you got promoted in my mind
Brick from borderlands
just plain red bricks

mini bricks from borderlands
nothun fancy
I hope they give ogryn the margaret thatcher line
Lmao what
I know the line
Ding dong the (insert enemy here) is dead
Ah
throwing teammates into battle is too complicated for fatshark
Still wish we could throw barrels
Just yeet em
Throw me at the daemonhost for a sick style kill. :)
but it would be cool if ogryn could throw zealot into a crowd of heretics
Gotta style on the heretics.
Call that penance - using your head
Kromp on them
Do a conehead impression and spear that mutie through
Also dogs and muties are the best enemies for ogryn
tum
They thunk into things after you hit em with da rock and it's satisfying af
throwing a rock (brick) into a mutant makes a satisfying sound
W fatshark for making it an instakill
Also sometimes the dogs can go at the speed of mach f*CK if you time the rock right
Throwing a spinning zealot with a 2 hand chainsword into a horde would be cool
muties too
Muties when I get them when they run

Zealot zealot let it RIP! (Beyblade music with chainaxe/chainsword sounds)
I’d love to be Hail Mary thrown into bosses for that backstab bonk. :)
zealot gets thrown and a battle song starts playing
Can we choose the track that plays in missions or nah?
No. 
medieval dubstep
no
How is payday 2 the only game with that feature?
Like how?!
It would be so pog in this game
Mute in game music.
spotify
profit
so like horde spawn, monster spawn, etc
I know what dynamic music is. Payday 2 also has it and you can still choose the mission action track
My doggo is a mischievous guy.
He waited until we were just in sight of the house after our walk to take a dump.
Good evening Atoma.
He had the audacity to smile at me lmfao
Chat would you rather collect 16 grimoires or scriptures OR crush your balls in a vice grip
i'll take the vice grip thank you
Well seeing as I like my balls the way they are I’ll collect scriptures but grimoires can suck my hairy nut sack
i hate when my hair is greasy :[
Unless got a zealot on the team with that preacher aura than I’ll collect grimoires
Vice grip
Cuz i KNOW i would make funny sounds
Take a shower.
Anyone know the policy with Darktides OST and copyright? I keep seeing youtube creators get away with using darktide tracks and keep hearing the devs are chill about it, but I wanted to ask the source directly before using any of it. Last I checked, GW isn't exactly enthused about such things, so its suprising to see.
“Ain’t no mountain high enough……ain’t no valley low”
I mean, the entire ost is officially uploaded by Fatshark themselves if I’m not mistake
Probably check/ask on the forums. Most technical things and etc are best done through those channels
You got it.
hi feli
Meowllo :3
The discord is more of a hangout
What discord?
The purple one


meowwww
Got a song stuck in my head
Do psykers experience songs stuck in other people's heads?
Never knew that
Bluh
It's an ogryn conversation I think, she mentions hearing music that comes and goes, and that it gets louder when they're in danger
I know this one
it's very funny because at first I thought it was sigma schizophrenia
but no she's just mentioning the osts LOL
Slop chat
teto
Teto 
Sry for late response but payday 2 does in fact have adaptive music kind of. Most tracks have a part in them called "anticipation" and it usually happens before waves - then there is the regular track and then fade out to the background. There is however a subsection of tracks that also has a "loud" version for non-stealth approaches to heists as well as a stealth version and they switch as soon as you go from stealth to loud
So it does have em but it is heist dependent
And approach
But they are there
I reccomend watching this vid by game revo for a more detailed breakdown
https://youtu.be/3TMRV5yMR4I?is=DCHE8r_W8mOK1NSN
Sry i went down this rabbit hole once and i got obsessed
Mfer you get to have a taco meanwhile i'm stuck with chicken pasta and rice with fried chicken
Fuck me
modern international icon
Is it better to go all toughness on pysker? Or something else
(sends internet hug)
I run one health two toughness
grassyass
Kinda scared for my bariatric surgery ngl
Something new for the collection hehehehe
Hmm. Bet. I just go crit build so been wondering what to run with it
What that
Run at least two revive speeds as sub perks
Gonna make my stomach smaller by cutting a part of it off
To help my weight
And before anybody asks yes i did try almost all of the things to help with keeping weight down and did not work well. Also the surgery was a recommendation from more than one doctor
It might not seem usefull but boy does it help
Not hating. Me happy for u. It’s a big thing and a big step
We are gonna fall the major order on helldivers
depends; but I also run 2x toughness, 1x health because if you always keep your toughness up, then it never affects your health. Obviously on Martyrdom Zealot it goes +wounds,
Yall wanna hear how i almost died from embarassment today?
Duh
Also been thinking about getting back into warframe and tfd
But idk they hella grindy
I have a friend who got that done and it worked really well for him (back when it was called "stomach stapling" or something like that); wife's friend has a sister with the same thing. The dietary restrictions seem kind of tough, and will require a bit of a lifestyle change.
"Fat Joe" just became "Joseph"
My literature teacher called me out today in front of the class cuz i had a difrent interpretation of a text than most on our last test. Thought he was abt to chew me out and he spoke that way but he did a last minute switch and gave me a compliment for actually trying. What would he chew me out for you ask? We were asked to interpret a poem (wich was very much abt sex) and that went completly over my head
boosted his confidence and self-esteem that the extroverted side of him that me and his friend-group loved about him was able to be shown to others; started having solid relationships with other people, got him some girlfriends. Solid turn around.
I thought it was a lament abt loosin a loved one
Oh no
anyways...
Yeah it’s really not a big deal at this point :/
It’s been like 2 weeks of nonsense
Was it "She being brand" by E.E. Cummings?
https://mseffie.com/assignments/poem-a-day/cummings.html
So I’m honestly ready to get this shit over with
Called u out smh
From what i know it's a kind of diet before surgery and after. After o finish the post op diet i can eat as normall just smaller portions as to not have my stomach rupture
YOU DIDNT READ THE SACRED JEDI TEXTS!?!!!
Also restrictions on carbonated beverages and the like, I've heard
My issue with helldivers is the whole "live-battle" aspect has just turned to slop
Right and havoc isn’t?
the kids call anything they don't like slop nowadays
finished a major order and pushed enemy forces back? Heres 500,000 more automaton forces, oh and the Illuminate are on Super Earth
Slop
Its a very versatile word
It’s really not
if you're wallowing in it, I guess
It was Goodnight by Adam Mickiewicz https://linguafennica.wordpress.com/2016/08/14/good-night-dobranoc-adam-mickiewicz/
I hope i can have at least a bit of those tho
in it's original Polish or through this transliteration?
Than again goober kinda falls apart at the word shovel
Original polish
well fuck I don't know Polish
The thing i dislike most is the way it's designed kind of makes the community really aggressive when it comes to seeing other ppl play how they want rather than contribute to the MO. like god forbid you farm sc and ppl join to just call you slurs lmao
Congratulations, or I'm sorry to hear that.
I really don’t get these kinds of people
Actually
In my 2000 hours of helldivers I’ve never once encountered a toxic helldiver
The translation i sent is pretty accurate tho
Not that I can recall
I'll have you know I only got called the F-Slur twice last week; and it was from a level 30 in a T8 Cyberstan who died 9 times in a row when I said, "we're not gonna get to the end of this because we have two underleveld players dying 8 times each"
I got maybe 400 hours and encountered several. Some were particularly rude just cause I was on xbox


I think I'm level 101
My advise? Ignore them. Your a helldiver or hell jumper like me
They are just PC or PlayStation fanboys. We honestly really needed those xbox players
Slur divers?
You may be a greenie, but if you dive, then you're a friend of mine. @floral dragon
I'm 150; capped out. So I can tell by the chat screen
PlayerX has died.
PlayerX has died.
PlayerX has died.
PlayerY has died.
PlayerX has died.
Slur raiders?
Oh I definitely do ignore it. Few things "trigger" me but when they do i stop acting my age and get heated. But nonsensical things like that I brush off with ease
Slurtide?
The Darkslur
Deep slur galactic?
Lol
Indeed
I really don’t know how you guys are encountering these people
Slurfield 6 wouldve worked if it had vc
Have you joined the helldivers discord
if you were in the X-Box lobby is was more like "Slurs of Duty"
There's many there too. There's ppl who constantly tell ppl who farm sc jobless which makes no sense. I loved farming sc for like 30 min a night before I went to bed lol
Gen Alpha would disintegrate in a 2010 CoD lobby
They would just talk over everyone and say "you sound unemployed" when most aren't working age to begin with.
SLURS
So question, if some enemies like the scab plasma gunner count as both flak and carapace armored, would a weapon with the blessings that deals extra 20% damage to flak and 20% to carapace turn into 40% bonus damage to them?
So I can see how different interpretations work because it seems that the first stanza and the 2nd are difference audiences here.
The first stanza is establishing the setting; the second is the writer saying good night to his significant other; then the third is him trying to make moves on her, then he gets kicked out of bed and locked out of her chambers.
No
Slurs Vs Zombies
PLASMA GUN THEM BACK
Your welcome
Spearhead boltgun >
Armor type bonuses only apply when you actually hit that armor
that works too
I figured something like that
So flak would apply to bodyshots and cara to heads
When I finally finished the campaign I thought it was cool i had the option to skip it on other classes
So on my veteran I picked that so I could just grind whatever I want
I still need to do a maelstrom on my zealot and unlock auric dif
I wish the campaign progress was just shared across all classes so I didn’t have to finish it with my veteran to have the armory upgrader available to my Hive Scum
I have a job and I farm sc two hours a day before bed
I nearly have enough for the trench themed warbond
Around 970 sc
I have a job and sometimes I just pay the $10, fuck it.
So realistically I can just give 2 dollars to arrowhead and get the 300 credits
Yea I feel like how do ppl not have a job to survive these days... the ppl without jobs are usually kids or disabled and cab you even blame them? No lol
farming credits ain't worth the time I charge per hour.
I farmed all my sc I never bought it
like, it's nice if I have it, but I typically burn through SC looking for weapons/armor on the Super Earth Ebay
Also would mortis trials be the best option to grind diamantine/plasteel or just regular missions?
I figured since you need medals to get the stuff anyway and farming gets you both I did that
Regular missions
But it took months of doing it like 30 min a night
like, the Judge Dredd Pistol? That thing fukken rules Solid buy.
Thanks king
They really need to increase the medal cap
I’m getting tired of only having 250
I would like to have more
diamantine? Damnation missions; doing a level 20 havoc once per week.
You mean lamb?
Well that’s my issue is I get lobotomized teammates every time I do anything above Malice

Wouldn't it be like 180 bucks for all of them
I’m a lamb
Hamter
More like 140 since I farmed some of them
But yeah without the legendary bonds? It’s 180
I'm not judging it's your money to spend but that's why I farmed. I looked at it like I would rather spend that on something else cause there's always something I wanna buy
Bastard of a sister of battle! HONOR ME IN NAME🗣️🗣️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️
Well, the higher you go the more they get filtered, theoretically, but some silly stuff still happens in damnation because you have people who see what it's like and learn they're not prepared. Auric to my knowledge doesn't give more base diamantine because Auric is Just Damnation + High Intensity baseline.
No no no I get it
I use to buy a stupid amount of Gundam kits to build lol
That was probably my last hobby I stopped
GunplaDanDW
Trust me I collect action figures and legos that’s costs a lot of money
Gave them all away when I ran out of space and my daughter's got into Lego tho.
God I love high-intensity, my chainsword thirsts for blood and there is always a good supply of it coming my way
I recently bought a Lego game boy that’s like 60 bucks
I still got some so not all and a few not built yet
Oh that kit is really cool
I kinda wanted it
I just recently got back into legos
this means an Auric High Intensity can be considered Damnation + High Intensityx2
My dream Lego is the massive og mellinium falcon
Because I really burnt myself badly when I destroyed my Thor hammer
That was like 3 years ago
Add Shock Trooper into the mix? Your chances of getting netted drastically go up
I use to collect yoyos
Lamb King?
But I also did like 100s of different yoyo tricks I didn't just look at em
My next Lego set I’m gonna buy is the Polaroid camera
Than start collecting the Lego flowers and trees
They are really nice
I like the normal looking Lego sets
The 40k commander decks actually brought me into MTG
Not the Lego ninjago or other wacky sets
I used to but than realized building realistic things is more fun
But it's been a long time since I've had an expensive hobby. That's why I've picked up more gaming cause like 30-60 bucks gets you hundreds of hours
I'll probably game till I cant
35 and I feel like my reflexes are still the same
I wouldn’t say gaming is expensive. Gaming is a joy everyone can branch into different paths
When I'm 70 ill probably just play stuff like stardew valley lol
It’s just some people prefer the brand new stuff while others prefer playing the good old Nintendo entertainment system
No I really think it's an affordable hobby. But then again I use an xbox
If your asking me? A lot of gaming stuff is nonesense
I agree
Just enjoy what you think is cool
But that's more for ppl who get heavy into it or stream perhaps
That’s why I’m planning on buying a OG Xbox
Hopefully find a old copy of halo combat evolve and a copy of evil dead: fist full of boom sticks
And wolfenstein
Wolfenstein 3d was one of my first games
Mine was Doom
The VERY first game I played was the first Mario on NES. I watched my dad play it in the mornings before he went to work lol
Doom 3 to be exact
Doom 3 was so fun when it had pvp.
I don't think it had pvp anymore when it came to Xbox but I had it on pc
Gaming is really cheap, compared to motorcycles or cars 
Yea I use to have a Harley sportster. Took it to stage 4. Waste of money
Bought a super tuner that I don't think was even legal lol. Thing was like riding a missile
My father before getting into legos traded one of his bikes for a rat rod
As a bonus, you can simrace, which is 20x-500x cheaper than actual (amateur) racing
That was a interesting case study I did
When I use to firefight cause we also did EMS I saw many bike accidents and just sold it
Or fly fighter jets in dcs
I don’t own I bike and in Detroit I see a lot of bike accidents
Hell I even had a good friend last year die in a bike accident
It was on Easter too
Wasn’t his fault is the worst part
He was going 40 mph. A old lady who had memory issues turned right and slammed right into him. T-boned
Than she took off. Someone followed her and she eventually parked into her nephews driveway. And walked down the sidewalk
Than it was eventually discovered it wasn’t even her car. It was her nephews. Which is why she parked it back in the driveway
That was a really tough funeral to get through….but anyway enough about me
I’m of the opinion that at some point, old people shouldn’t be allowed to drive.
We all said the same thing
Hell my grandma eventually drove through a wall near a restaurant she goes to
Like if you can prove you’re still capable of driving? Awesome.
But if you got cognitive malfunctions or memory issues. You shouldn’t.
🫃
There are tests for that, but they’re not nearly enforced enough imo.
Well, I assume they went to court for that sort of thing. I just don’t get how grandma (even with her memory problems) didn’t notice the damage to her own car while driving by.
You don’t just not notice that you hit someone and drive off, imo.
But that’s just my 2 cents.
No I appreciate the 2 cents
takes the Pennies
But I think if I remember correctly the nephew got in trouble because he lent the grandma the car
Because if she didn’t, then she’s clearly in la-la-land and should be home-ridden or in a retirement home.
I don’t know
Perfectly valid.
All I know is I was really upset when me and my co-workers found out a friend of ours was killed in a accident
We never saw it coming. I remember it. We all got the text message on Monday, 11:53 am
I was in my room relaxing when we got the text in the group
I say this all the time being in Florida
90% of the accidents are caused by elderly it seems
Yeah all of the snow doves go down to Florida during the winter
If you can't turn your neck you shouldn't drive or maybe at 60 start taking anual tests at the dmv
Shit
But oh no so many ppl complain about that as if it's a god given right to drive a vehicle when it's absolutely not. We take tests for it. Why not recertify lol
Mason how many fingers I’m holding up holds up one finger to his left
Everything else in the world requires continued education
6 7
Yeah he’s fucked
862
It’s not. It’s a privilege to drive a car.
also cities being designed for cars leads to more hostile architecture and less enjoyable wallable areas
Ok but what about freedumbs have you thought of that?
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idk I'm not American and as such hold no opinions in regards to them or their laws and regulations
Every time I look at your pfp i fool myself into thinking its a mechanicus and not a knight
what I do know is that it can be argued that I permanently disfigured my dominant hand because my city focused so much on designing itself for cars and not bikes/escooters
I wonder how the trailer for the Techpriest will be
Have you just tried not getting into a crash??
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