general-chat

[main zephyr]

that shit shucked

they are among the most hated special zombie round zombie in the franchise

[neat depot]

@granite otter we're not doing Havoc. Going to continue with normal missions. If you're done for the day, then I appreciate your help!

[granite otter]

Pleasure to help.

[neat depot]

@plucky thorn ty for the help bud!

[plucky thorn]

dm'ed u. check it

[quaint moss]

the ones in the jungle or ascension

[main zephyr]

Ascension

They are used in a lot of custom maps to

[dire kayak]

ascends you

[gloomy tartan]

Your forehead ascends you

[main zephyr]

Lol

[plain token]

so is there a backend error going on rn

or is that a personal issue

[main zephyr]

That made me laugh cause the cadian Part in your discord name

[hazy kestrel]

It’s a common server issue

Just keep trying to brute force the login

It’ll work eventually.

[plain token]

ill just try tomorrow

[hazy kestrel]

That works too.

[dire kayak]

i hate xen in black mesa purely because the flora makes my skin crawl

[hazy kestrel]

Just speedrun through it.

[dire kayak]

thats what im doing

[gloomy tartan]

Gsme allways lags when I wanna play

Faking boolshit

[main zephyr]

OOF

black mesa is good tho

[cosmic burrow]

@dire kayak xennin black mesa is beautiful

[dire kayak]

i like the factory segments

[cosmic burrow]

Those are the low point imo

The beginning

With the forest/jungle area

Thats what i liked about the border world

Black mesa xen is far better than hl1 xen

If you havent

Play hl1

[dire kayak]

yeah i played hl1 first

i do like the environment

its just the smaller flora that just

[cosmic burrow]

Hl1 xen was rocks in space

[gloomy tartan]

Hey what was the name of the bad guy who raced tiny slave anakin?

[jaunty flare]

sebulba?

[gloomy tartan]

That’s a good name

Fun word to say

[jaunty flare]

i'm such a dork for knowing that 😜

[floral dragon]

Nah you arnt. I knew it too only cause I loved his pod racer when I was a kid and had that pod racing game and the lego

It was pretty sick lol

It's one of the few things I remember from that movie

[drowsy lynx]

his had the flamethrower, the only pod racer with a weapon, too

[floral dragon]

Yea it was some rigged ass stuff lol

They gambled on him or something so it was overlooked right

[drowsy lynx]

yep I think that's right

hutt favored racer is allowed some advantages

[quaint moss]

black beans

[cobalt wharf]

Can Fatshark run some metrics please and tell me how long does the average ogryn spend in a net or under a dog per mission?

I seriously doubt the number seen won't match what they desired. Something is seriously fucked up with hitboxes they're way too fucking big.

The way you take a barrel hit, the way dogs and nets track you through the air, the way crusher overheads heatseak you, etc. All symptoms of being too fucking big.

[stark bobcat]

Not big

Just no dodge linger

[cobalt wharf]

Dude I know how to dodge slide.

[stark bobcat]

Well I guess some of those are hit box

But most are dodge linger related

Since ogryn doesn't have any

[cobalt wharf]

Yeah no I'm not talking about dodging

I'm talking about being hit by barrels on the other sides of walls because your hitbox is so fucking big it sticks out through to the other side.

Janky eurotrash

[stark bobcat]

Was going to explain dodge linger but it seems you are in a negative mindset, well look to have fun.

[clever horizon]

what is dodge linger

[untold skiff]

period where you're not actively dodging but still counts as dodging by the game

essentially the dodge lingers for a bit.

[stark bobcat]

It's the main mechanic in why you are able to dodge damage, in short it makes enemy "forget" where you are and miss

Ogryn feels clunky and hard to dodge multiple overheads in a row since there is no dodge linger

Dogs and trappers are similar

I think Kuli or path has a more indepth guide

Or Jsats video

[astral basin]

Ah i cant wait to play my favorite game after this long day! I said excitedly

[stark bobcat]

Yippee!

[clever horizon]

so his dodges are tighter with a smaller active window

[cobalt wharf]

Basically what happens is that the dodge linger on ogryn is so low that you can dodge a dog lunge, lose the linger in the middle of the leap, and the dog will reaquire you and change course midair to catch said ogryn and put them out of the match for what adds up to >10% of every mission being dogged or netted this way. The system is so fucking stupid and I stick by my eurotrash comment.

[stark bobcat]

Again, this is hard to put in words

[astral basin]

I was then diddled by the most bitchless, sweatiest unemployed people you can imgine

[stark bobcat]

Ogryn dodges are long but enemies still follow

Let me see if I have the numbers somewhere

[cobalt wharf]

It's why you need to double dodge-slide as ogryn when you hear dogs or nets.

[stark bobcat]

Why?

[cobalt wharf]

You tell me

[clever horizon]

the point where the game recognizes the dodge as working is shorter?

[cobalt wharf]

I bet fatshark internals will say that the average ogryn spends >10% of every mission dogged or netted.

[untold skiff]

[stark bobcat]

"The action of dodging disables all enemies' attacks’ tracking on the targeted player.
This makes it so that they can't hit the player if the player is out of the attack’s hitbox.
Dodging doesn't grant temporary invulnerability to damage (unlike Soulslike games).
All classes except Ogryn have a preset Dodge Linger duration, where the player is still in a dodge state (against melee attacks only) shortly after dodging, despite not being in a dodge animation. This will be elaborated in classes' base stats section later.
Dodges maintain max effectiveness until the in-hand weapon depletes its dodge count, after which they’ll drop in distance and speed with every successive dodge performed until dodge count resets back to full. Dodges always reset to full after 0.85s of not dodging or sliding.
Using slide immediately after dodging consumes 1 extra dodge count.
While more costly, it can get the player further away from danger if need be.
Unlike dodging, sliding cannot disable enemies' melee attacks' tracking.
Sliding can only disable enemies' ranged attacks' tracking."

Trying to find a video source

Apologies

But here is some text

[clever horizon]

why doesn't he have dodge linger

[stark bobcat]

[untold skiff]

obese shrimp moment

[stark bobcat]

Don't know if it was ever explained

Imo it's because ogryn has best base dodge stats (distance wise)

[cobalt wharf]

Yeah arbitrary limitation

ala hive scum's frenzy

but ogryn has to live with it

I like the idea of the trade offs, but they're handled poorly. I'm tired of getting netted through the terrain.

[untold skiff]

i returned to darktide after a few months of not playing, immediately got netted through a wall and got overheaded.

all i could say is yeah that's a thing that happens.

[fiery wave]

So that ganger node just lets tracking break for melee with slides?

[stark bobcat]

Idk

What does the Kuli guide say

[fiery wave]

Count as is dodging vs melee. Nothing more really.

[teal token]

E

[vapid matrix]

[dire kayak]

don't dodge, just kill everything instead

[sleek harness]

I just got a ad on YouTube about a League of Legends skin hack

They don't even give a shit anymore

[dire kayak]

[lilac crag]

[sleek harness]

I prefer V2

He should get his own DLC

[trail bramble]

nah if anyone gets a Special Edition campaign it's Gabriel

[sleek harness]

Gay angel getting a DLC?

Impossible

[dire kayak]

INSIGNIFICANT FUCK ->

[marsh iris]

wow language

[whole glade]

gayming is gunna be expensive next 2 weeks

fucking sm2 update with the packs

and re9

MY FUCKIN WALLET

[rough verge]

Is DT cross progression

[dire kayak]

wait techmarine tomorrow?

[whole glade]

26TH

[dire kayak]

TECHMARINE TOMORROW

[whole glade]

NOOOOO

AWIT

NOT YET SABRE

[rough verge]

29

[whole glade]

26th*

[rough verge]

Nah I swear it was 29 hold on

[dire kayak]

TECHMARINE TOMORROW

[rough verge]

Arent I a jackass

[twin flower]

Lmao

[whole glade]

TECHMARINE TMR

!!!!!

GRAHHH

[twin flower]

What chapter you gonna drip your Tech marine on

[rough verge]

Im probably gonna wait till the hype dies down first, cause I want to actually play w people

[whole glade]

space wolves duh

[rough verge]

Same as every other class. White scar

[dire kayak]

transmarine :3

[whole glade]

or Dark Angels

[twin flower]

Actually haven't seen one as a DA before 🤔

[rough verge]

Cant wait to mod DT

[whole glade]

they follow codex standards

[rough verge]

PC arrived and im getting set up after worm

Work

:[

My bad

[main zephyr]

All good

Here

[twin flower]

Arent they semi compliant

[main zephyr]

And before you ask yes it is the entire movie

[whole glade]

The Dark Angels generally follow the Codex Astartes in their basic organization, but they are considered a deviant, non-compliant chapter due to their secretive, specialized inner circles—the Deathwing and Ravenwing. While they adhere to the standard 1,000-marine structure on paper, their tactical focus, unique company structures, and independent command hierarchy often diverge from the Codex.

[rough verge]

@ nicolodian

[whole glade]

aka

they use the standard units

but still deviat for fallen reasons

[rough verge]

I only know dark angels by their cool skin in sm2

[twin flower]

Semi Compliant

[whole glade]

THEY STILL USE CODEX UNITS

BUT THE DONT USE IT FOR FALLEN REASONS

[twin flower]

im not saying they dont use the codex units tho

[rough verge]

Dark angels got a semi

[twin flower]

i like them for their lore

[dire kayak]

i like every space marine chapter

[main zephyr]

You know one thing I'm waiting for

Updated visuals to see perty in his demon form we have yet to see

Lol

Just for lore implications

But yeah we've seen the others not him at all

[twin flower]

Saving him for a big reveal prolly

[rough verge]

Theres not one I dislike. Im atleast neutral to them all. White scars and thousand sons are my favorites tho

[dire kayak]

HELL YEAH I LOVE THOUSAND SONS TOO

[rough verge]

I LOVE WIZARDPOSTING

🧙‍♂️

[twin flower]

Based White Scars for saving Thousand Sons loyalist during the heresy

[rough verge]

BRING BACK THE KHAN

[dire kayak]

salamanders i like more than most of the chapters, but i wouldnt consider them my favourite

[rough verge]

Something nice about just being the good guys in a bad buy world :]

[twin flower]

https://giphy.com/gifs/know-does-he-XAeEGyCbp8UehBPkSA

Lets just say you got nothing to worry about if youre human

[rough verge]

Good guys relatively speaking. Compared to the super space nazis, super space demons, super space galactic consuming hivemind, etc etc

[dire kayak]

my favourite xenos is tyranids

theyre just such a cool concept

and their designs are sick too

i have a norn emissary sitting on my desk :3

[twin flower]

was that the one you were painting

[rough verge]

I didnt know we had billionaires in the chat

[knotty terrace]

wait a minute

that construction was never there before

[twin flower]

40k? more like 401k

[timber elk]

Stinky

You know what

[knotty terrace]

…. ya know after playing rogue trader for abit I’ve noticed a few weapons that would really fit into darktide

The heavy bolter being a prime example

Maybe a stubcarbine for all classes except ogryn

Yikes a rot fly

Now that’s a scary thought a beast of nurgle evolving mid fight into a rot fly

[elder merlin]

[rough verge]

Whats the format of rogue trader? Like do you create a character and make choices or are you playing a preset story w preset people

[knotty terrace]

play it yourself and find out

[rough verge]

I just bought my pc when it goes on sale I will

Already a band down this month

[knotty terrace]

you do create a character and make choices

[misty trench]

the former

game is fun

buggy tho

[rough verge]

Wow I cant wait to make all the wrong decisions cause I dont know 40k like that

Xd

[rocky radish]

WH40K must be huge in Japan

[wooden creek]

You create a character and make choices in a story with preset people

[twin flower]

Seems more like a western thing

40k that is

[rocky radish]

We get a public holiday next Monday for the emperor's birthday

[knotty terrace]

i would recommend getting the toybox mod

[rough verge]

I thought Japan was considered a "western" country in culture but maybe im wrong

[twin flower]

Ehhh

[jaunty path]

nah

[rough verge]

What do I know

[jaunty path]

eastern im pretty sure

east asia

[knotty terrace]

are we allowed to talk about mods in darktide discord?

[rough verge]

Oh yall mean geographical, I thought we meant the "western ideology" jumbo i hear about

[jaunty path]

oooh

thats a different breed of brainrot

[rocky radish]

Just do it

[rough verge]

Yeah im not too knowledgeable since I cant be arsed

[twin flower]

I mean im pretty far east and people who know 40k around here are pretty sparse

[cosmic burrow]

Yes

[knotty terrace]

good just checking

[knotty terrace]

like i said jude i recommend getting the toybox mod when you get rogue trader

[rough verge]

Like a sandbox esque mod I assume?

[knotty terrace]

its abit of everything lets say

[twin flower]

Lets you skip all the combat and lets you play it like a choose-your-own adventure type shi

[lethal solstice]

Its a power tools mod

[rough verge]

Type shi ill check it out

[lethal solstice]

Let's you modify a ton of stuff from a menu instead of doing it the hard way

Quest flags, character attributes, game states

[knotty terrace]

there another mod as well i would recommend for rogue trader W40K -SPEECHMOD

if you hate reading that is

[rough verge]

I should probably just read to cure my ig reels brain

[dire kayak]

i live in your brain

[rough verge]

Have fun starvingg

:]

[dire kayak]

i willll :3

[knotty terrace]

......we have yet to see the power axe in darktide

or a single handed flamer

fuck even the melta gun

[rough verge]

Tbh sm2's melta would rock so hard

I know it gets hate but that gun is so fun

[astral basin]

Is relic sword technically a pword?

Ik we have palchion

[knotty terrace]

yeahhhhhh no sorry to burst ya bubble there bro

but the ogryn is to stupid to use the melta gun

[rough verge]

I mean the general design of aoe inf pen shotgun

[dire kayak]

so real

[rough verge]

Not the exact space marine scaled melta rifle

[dire kayak]

i love the multi-melta

[rough verge]

Remember the bug where you could rapid fire by swapping between hip and ads?

Fire.

[knotty terrace]

think the auto cannon could fit that role perfectly

[rough verge]

Thats the minigun?

I dont have every 40k weapon memorized lel

[knotty terrace]

i guess

[twin flower]

looks like the Orgyns stubber

[knotty terrace]

help me out here lads

[rough verge]

I looked it up

My brain instantly went to autocannon from helldivers initially

[astral basin]

Not necessarily a shotgun
Thats just sm2
Its firing pattern is never really stated, but usually its “anti tank”, and “shot in bursts”
Usually as a laser. Itll shoot, overheat, and shut off before exploding all in the same firing sequence

[twin flower]

its not far off

[astral basin]

Oh also
Microwave

[twin flower]

Fried Nids

[gray moat]

new update has cut my frames in half for some reason, anyone else?

[somber stream]

New update cut my bandwidth in half. It also pushed my grandma down the stairs

[twin flower]

Oh no

Anyway

[knotty terrace]

fuck i go as far to say give the ogryns the heavy flamer

[cosmic light]

hey can someone carry me in apex legends

[knotty terrace]

wrong discord dopey

[cosmic light]

nice profile picture. i liked this game

[astral basin]

Stingray is an older engine. Any issues is due to individual incompatibilities based on hardware/ software
Record your information, the whats whens and hows, send the data to the fatsharksupport site, say thank you to Julia, and cross your fingers your issue is fixed in the next 1-3 patches

[cosmic light]

hm i dont think so

[knotty terrace]

yes this is totally the apex legends discord

get the fuck outta here

[astral basin]

I think it was the league of legends discord

[somber stream]

Excuse me, this is Helldivers 2-2 discord

[cosmic light]

i mean i know it but why not to try

[dire kayak]

ill eat them for you

[cosmic light]

people can be mad it me asking

what worst can happen

[astral basin]

The updates, the bandwidth, or lichts grandma…?

[cosmic burrow]

he she it is a nid

so answear is yes

[astral basin]

Does anyone actually play apex anymore …?

[tacit geode]

Start banning people for emotes gogogogogogo

[somber stream]

🤮

Testing

Still here, nice

[dire kayak]

all of them

not just the men

[astral basin]

“Scum hadron is kinda hot ngl”

[cosmic light]

i play it for week and abandon it for year

[astral basin]

muted

[twin flower]

Valid response

[knotty terrace]

wait licht is still here PANIC

[astral basin]

Ask licht about it hell tell you

[tired steeple]

Is your pfp faust from limbus

[dire kayak]

possibly

[tired steeple]

I love limbus

[lilac crag]

we matching

I have a server pfp but I got Sinclair

[tired steeple]

That’s nice

Alex you can still talk to me don’t forhet

Forget

I was worried you were busy so I didn’t reach out first

Since you have a life and job

[lilac crag]

actually

I was dead busy yesterday I'm very sorry

shit was miserable on valentines and after valentines at work

[jaunty path]

30 more plasgunner kills till I get slop

[lilac crag]

people were ordering like crazy

I'm free today tho thankfully

[jaunty path]

47 more stuns until I get slop

[tired steeple]

It’s okay

And yeah valentines is dogshit for work

[lilac crag]

it is so bad

rn I just wanna play dt or hd2

[jaunty path]

ur playing now?

[lilac crag]

I was gonna get into some games just now

what's up missus?

[jaunty path]

wanna play a round or 2 of darktide

[lilac crag]

with you? gang I'd love to

[jaunty path]

may sleep after 1

sure

yea just gimme ur code and ill do whatever you want

im bad at making choices

[lilac crag]

u got it boss

[twin dirge]

I crave coffee, violence, and a bit more drugs

[lilac crag]

I want you to kill this guy @somber stream

back of the head with a plank

ok one sec gonna give u code

[jaunty path]

sure but if he tries to bribe me with mett and beer I can't promise anything

[somber stream]

I have a bag of assorted sausages

[jaunty path]

See hes already driving a hard bargain

[lilac crag]

1494344706

[lilac crag]

I've got a bundle of 3-year old white wine

ob whoops was that you

jumpscare

[jaunty path]

yea

lmao

[quaint moss]

never enough drugs violence coffee

[lilac crag]

ok any hi intensity shock troop auric will do

just pick one

[quaint moss]

maelstrom, no balls

[jaunty path]

ok

uhh

whats special about maelstroms again

[lilac crag]

modifiers

[jaunty path]

more bosses??

[knotty terrace]

my brother in the EMPEROR we have women in this discord not sure if saying "no balls" to them really applies

[worn quail]

Finding a toxic rando who sucks is such a treat man, I was quiet the entire game and at the final obj I just started VCing back and bro was actually tearing up at the end

That's a new one

[amber delta]

women usually have no balls so it applies more often than not

[astral basin]

Women? On the internet?

What fantasy

All are “bro”

[dire kayak]

[knotty terrace]

sadly they only exist in dreams or in the real world

but mostly in dreams for the neck beards of this discord

[amber delta]

nietzsche wrote about this

[somber stream]

Come on Morty! W-W-We're gasing Germany with the NATO!

[modern bobcat]

recon lasgun goes brrrr

[zenith pollen]

Im still alive belive it or not god emperor keeps me alive just to play darktide

[visual vortex]

Tests your team's IQ

[frail junco]

Do you have to finish missions to get progress towards penances (e.g. kill x amount of enemies a certain way)?

[modern bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/melee-combat-warhammer40k-death-korps-of-krieg-shovel-kill-him-gif-26550081

[visual vortex]

Shut up! My dad works for NATO and he can do absolutely nothing!

[lilac crag]

@jaunty path

ggs oomf

that was fun

[visual vortex]

@jaunty path

ggs

Im gay

And gregnant

[jaunty path]

need a gregbortion

[visual vortex]

No

I dont kill kids

I have standards

We need to go back...

To the first thanksgiving...

[amber delta]

abortion should only be legal after 10th month

[astral basin]

Hm

[modern bobcat]

abortion should be retroactively legal for adults

[amber delta]

canada maid program

[visual vortex]

Canada will give you money to let them kill you

Let that sink in...

[jaunty path]

y not

[visual vortex]

Because they arent good fight yet

[jaunty path]

true could make for a good archnemesis later

[trail bramble]

they is the ones with most tenderest meat though

[visual vortex]

They gotta lock in

[amber delta]

pls consider deleting this comment

[trail bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/gumm-chewing-chew-really-cool-cool-gif-8387724794843029552

[visual vortex]

I had a dream

A while ago

The dream

Had the veteran get a new perk

And the perk let you call in a space marine

That dream was stupid

[misty smelt]

just had a dude in my heresy mission that just stood next to me when i was down and let me die and when i spectated them they looked like it was their first day ever playing a video game lol

[visual vortex]

Yeah

They do that sometimes

[misty smelt]

they were hive scum too so they bought DLC and everything and still played like that lol

[visual vortex]

Avwrage Havoc titled player

[lilac owl]

avwrage

[knotty terrace]

this might sound dumb as fuck but i'm surprised we dont have ultimate abilties in darktide

[fiery wave]

Could be 300 ping half asleep gameplay.

[misty smelt]

i mean your ability is kinda like an ult

a powerful ability thats on a pretty long CD

[lilac owl]

scrier's feels like an ult

[visual vortex]

Le epic correction! You have won the internet for today! Take my epic reddit gold and this updoot

[lilac owl]

nah i dont use redit, keep the gold 🙂

[visual vortex]

Too bad

redit

[lilac owl]

Nah man i just give out Ls, and you gotta hold that one king

[visual vortex]

I take Ls and bend them to make Ws

Lock in

[knotty terrace]

kinda but i'm like referring to something big big like the ogryn for example going on a complete rampage just using their bare fists tearing heretics apart that sort of thing

[misty smelt]

BEAR FISTS

FURRY OGRYN

[knotty terrace]

you get what i mean

[amber delta]

some feel more ultimate than other

[visual vortex]

Vet should be able to fortnite quick build as an ability

[knotty terrace]

no

just plain N O

[amber delta]

exe stance should give aimbot like soldir 76

we could call it

soldier 67

[visual vortex]

Oooo that's deep

🙏

Take notes Axrael

We're fixing darktide

[knotty terrace]

I GIVE up i try to come up with an idea and get these idiotic responses

[visual vortex]

If u give up then we'll never reach Chudtopia

[amber delta]

we could give scum something so overpowered like complete range attack immunity and infinite ammunition and infinite sprit

[visual vortex]

We could give zealot a free toughness regen ans microstsggers

[surreal ermine]

thatd be crazy smh these community ideas are so broken

[modern bobcat]

Quake 2 rocket jump

[visual vortex]

Geeked vs Chuded in

[zenith pollen]

We need a furry ogryn skin

[visual vortex]

That's stupid

[limpid vigil]

I'm sorry did you mean a bear suit?

Aka an ogryn onesie

[limpid vigil]

It's gold

[visual vortex]

No

That's stupid

[limpid vigil]

Stupid skins make money

[visual vortex]

I highly doubt anyone in the 41st millennium with giant man-eating bugs would give a shit about trying to look cute

[zenith pollen]

Yeah i dont know warhammer lore but there might a faction that had bear heads as helmets to intimidate others

The world is huge as fuck so that might be a thing

[limpid vigil]

I meant the ugly kinda cute

Like sown together wrong

[visual vortex]

My point still stands

[rough verge]

I want cat ears on my helmet, halo infinite style

[zenith pollen]

I can imagine an ogryn walking and finding one in the ground and keeping it cause it looks cool to him

[limpid vigil]

Like a well loved teddy bear

[visual vortex]

That's stupid

[limpid vigil]

Counter point - it's a game, it can be a bit silly

[visual vortex]

Counter point - play overwatch

[rough verge]

GIVE US CAT EAR HELMETS FS

[zenith pollen]

I play overwatch

[visual vortex]

Counter point - it's a universe where there are giant orks, tyranids, molecular destroying weapons, hell manifested, demons, witches, and living corpses

[zenith pollen]

Anubis skin on reaper is so good

[rough verge]

#1 Bastion na

[visual vortex]

Nobody would ever in their right mind think "Oh boy let me get on my teddy bear suit cuz im so cute snd kawaii!"

No they'd put on flak armor snd go die

[rough verge]

Im in the stage of my life where all pvp games are just repulsive to me

[visual vortex]

They kinda suck ngl

[rough verge]

Why would I sweat my balls off fighting 5 people when I can drink and fight a hundred people

[visual vortex]

It's more fun to work with people than against them anyways

[limpid vigil]

You are saying that as if nobles would not put their ogryn bodyguard in dumb outfits as a joke

[visual vortex]

The nobles are idiots

And arent in the game

[modern bobcat]

sounds like someone who hasnt had an office job

[zenith pollen]

If i will be in the mood one day i might make a 3d model of a furry in blender with one of those cool ass warhammer armors and add it as a mod to darktide replacing lets say a zealot

[visual vortex]

Beyond vox

[modern bobcat]

they should let me invade players' darktide games as a poxhound

[zenith pollen]

But i dont even know if its possible to switch a model like that idk how much freedom fat shark gave us in modding

[visual vortex]

And the nobles are engaged in petty squabbles for their lives

Or becoming the karnak twins

[knotty terrace]

wtf is wrong with you people

[limpid vigil]

We have a bodyguard personality for ogryn

[zenith pollen]

What

[visual vortex]

Thank fuck people that come up with a teddy bear suit for a war game never land jobs in game designing

[modern bobcat]

could be bodyguard for a guard commander

like nork deddogg

[visual vortex]

Many thinks he couldve been a boduguard for

[limpid vigil]

I mean yeah

[visual vortex]

Not just a noble

You're stretching this idea atp ngl

[zenith pollen]

You would be surprised

[visual vortex]

"B-but i need my stupid teddy bear suit!"

[visual vortex]

Oh yeah concord

And highguard

[limpid vigil]

The bear suit was an example for a dumb joke skin

[rough verge]

Highguard is just a video game

[visual vortex]

A dumb joke doesnt justify it

[zenith pollen]

I dont mean that

[modern bobcat]

majima diaper baby skin in yakuza

[visual vortex]

Example: 2016 prank channels

[limpid vigil]

Excuse me what?

[visual vortex]

Basically the same thing

[rough verge]

When is the destiny 2 crossover fatshark

When is the For Honor crossover

[visual vortex]

If i remember they had no ideas not actually be told no

And highguard had concord devs on it

[zenith pollen]

You just listed of worst fuckin games you could for a collab

[tacit geode]

Fortnite cross over

High guard cross over

[modern bobcat]

it wasn't majima actually i'm misremembering: https://pixeljudge.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/PJ_YakuzaKiwami2_C.jpg

[visual vortex]

Concord crossover

[rough verge]

That was the joke man.

[limpid vigil]

@visual vortex you like to argue don't you?

[visual vortex]

Is that the best you could come
Ip with for ten minutes?

[limpid vigil]

Nah

[knotty terrace]

ok im all for a good joke but this is just stupidity at this point in time

[zenith pollen]

That might actually happen

[visual vortex]

And depends on how stupid the person makes something

[rough verge]

Shit talking is boring. Smoke a cigarette instead

[visual vortex]

We NEED fortnite crossovers with sverything

[modern bobcat]

instead of arguing we should all agree that Hive Scum needs rocket jump

[limpid vigil]

Sure, why not

[zenith pollen]

When i hear for honor there is no happiness in me only memories

[rough verge]

Market Karkin

[rocky radish]

Wiser words were never spoken

[visual vortex]

For honor gives mfers ratatouille flashbacks

[rough verge]

For honor is gas yall just bad🗣🗣🗣

[visual vortex]

For honor

More like

Forgot

[limpid vigil]

For honor would be an amazing game, if it was not made by Ubisoft

[rough verge]

Yeah it should've been made by a competent company like Bethesda

[visual vortex]

Or Blizzard

They should have the director of the game be the breast milk bandit they had there

[rough verge]

Activision

[visual vortex]

Modern tripwire

[rough verge]

70 dollar yearly release with 40 dollar Nikki Minaj skins

[amber delta]

they should have renamed McCree to Epstein

[zenith pollen]

For honor makes you understand why serial killers exists

[visual vortex]

That changes the baby rattle meta

[astral basin]

All the single ladies

[surreal ermine]

holding back so hard to not rant about bethesda games

[visual vortex]

My favorite video is the girl yelling at the camera cuz she cant get a boyfriend or a dude to approach her but all her previous videos were her talking about how men approaching women should be considered SA

🧠

Not my favorite person though

That goes to Jojo siwa

[rough verge]

Yeah they were trash back in the NV days. Glad theyre making good games now

[astral basin]

All the… single ladies…

[surreal ermine]

starfield is truly a modern masterpiece that will be remembered for ten billion years

[astral basin]

Put your hands up…

Well shit

[visual vortex]

I forgot sbout starfield

[amber delta]

starfield is that framework on which they made that star wars game right?

[astral basin]

Starfields not memorable

[visual vortex]

Starfield is todd's favorite game

[surreal ermine]

its the knack 2 of video games

[visual vortex]

Dont put disrespect on Knack.

[surreal ermine]

im glad todd knew that everyone wanted to explore one billion procedurally generated planets with almost nothing on them

[visual vortex]

And nearly no rpg elements

[astral basin]

Starfield is only memorable bc the studio that flopped mostly had higher expectations

[visual vortex]

Starfield is memorable because Todd Howard saw Cyberpunk and wanted to make a space variant

[astral basin]

Everyone was crashing out bc “skyrim but SPACE??”

[visual vortex]

Payday but in NEW YORK??

[surreal ermine]

i saw like the first bit of actual gameplay of starfield and immediately recognized that it was just fallout 4 combat again

same ugly ass guns too

[visual vortex]

It really bothers me that the fallout four minutemen got laser rifles

Peak tech

Then tore it up

And strapped it to a broom handle

[zenith pollen]

I never was a fan of combat in fallout games

[visual vortex]

And slapped on a fucking fishing crank

[astral basin]

[zenith pollen]

Combat in fallout 3 was ass

[surreal ermine]

fallout 3 combat is a fucking travesty
new vegas is a bit better but still bad but its an actual rpg with some good writing so im willing to endure it

[visual vortex]

Knack's combat is amazing

[zenith pollen]

Fallout 3 in general is objectivly ass but when someone asks me about it i cant say less then a cinema

Idk why

[astral basin]

Fallout combat seems like it wanted to capture those milsim strategy games w the % to hit stuffs

But like. In 3d

[zenith pollen]

I know the game is ass but i like it

[surreal ermine]

i am gods strongest fallout 3 hater

[zenith pollen]

I am also a hater who loves the game

[visual vortex]

I am a hater

[zenith pollen]

And i played it on a ps3 (worst version)

[surreal ermine]

nightmare

i played skyrim on ps3 when i was younger

that fucking sucked

both skyrim and the ps3

[zenith pollen]

Same

TRUE

Fuck skyrim

Also ps3 had an issue that if your save get bigger then 12 mb it crashes and glitches often

[knotty terrace]

skyrim is a beautiful game you pieces of shit

[surreal ermine]

i think ps3 skyrim was what pushed me towards pc gaming because the ps3 was just that bad

[zenith pollen]

Xbox 360 had the same issue

But only in fallout 3 and skyrim no other games had that issue blame bethesda (like always)

[astral basin]

I never cared enough to play fallout
Didnt like the wii mii heads the npcs had

[surreal ermine]

its like fine
it does nothing exceptionally well but nothing is horrifically bad either
its just really boring after the 50th draugr dungeon and incredibly linear quests

[astral basin]

Skyrim is an unstable crapshoot and always has been

[zenith pollen]

Take of your nostalgia glasses

[modern bobcat]

I pressed one of the mouse sensitivity buttons on my mouse mid-game

and now my aim is fucked up

[zenith pollen]

I know the feeling

[rough verge]

Payday 3 but NOT SHIT?!?1?

[modern bobcat]

It's an MSI mouse with 2 sensitivity buttons but what they do makes no sense

bottom one makes mouse go really fast x3

[visual vortex]

Doednt exist

[modern bobcat]

top one makes mouse go slow, medium, fast, really fast

[zenith pollen]

I have a steelseries rivals 3

[rough verge]

In 10 years it will just trust the process

[modern bobcat]

so i have no idea how to reset it during a game

[surreal ermine]

they call this payday 2

[zenith pollen]

When i play payday 2 its mainly for the music

[shy sandal]

Try Payday 2 restoration mod if you want that experience

[rough verge]

Gosh ive yet to even boot up my pc yet

[shy sandal]

I got 2k hours on that game, i ain't ever touching it again

[rough verge]

I play for grinder

[shy sandal]

They kind of removed that playstyle from payday 3 and that makes me sad

They had adrenaline work kind of like grinder before skills 2.0

Any time you killed a marked enemy with suppressors, you gained health back

Now you get it from dodging bullets

[rough verge]

Payday 3 feels like a demo with better graphics :[

[surreal ermine]

the only thing gained from 3 was the better casing mode

everything else is just outright worse

[rare pulsar]

Im gregnant too. From greg.

[rough verge]

Swear button does go hard

[shy sandal]

The stealth is better than Payday 2's, and the combat feels way more fluid and less powercrept as 2's. But people are not ready to hear that

[rough verge]

I dont play stealth

[arctic tapir]

finally got my first max toughness curio

[knotty terrace]

congrats matie

[blazing shadow]

Is anyone having problems with 5.1 speakers and bombing dudes not making noises at some angles?

[fading otter]

Assuming they fixed it/made some changes then lmao? Literally the only piece of media I’ve ever seen from that game was 4 players standing around a guard in plain sight going “guard here!” And not being seen

[fiery wave]

Is just the game. Even on stereo.

[blazing shadow]

oh, that is something serious, it should be fixed ASAP feels really unfair in my opinion

[fiery wave]

GL, been there since the start, more and more spawns just makes it worse.

[blazing shadow]

Mmmm i've been years playing the game but it was not that notorious for me as now, maybe have been getting worse after some updates

[surreal ermine]

that video was made in casing mode so the guard isnt suspicious of them because of that
hate to defend payday 3 but that video is fine

[fiery wave]

Because spawns have been more than tripled.

[rough verge]

Grey name or battle born

[zenith pollen]

I have 2k ours but in dbd i wish i spent this time in payday

[knotty terrace]

FFS its Gray-Mane

[surreal ermine]

cant trueSTL post in here smh

automod didnt like it

[knotty terrace]

this is one of the few servers where auto mod isnt a complete joke

[rough verge]

See the joke is I replaced the word mane with name because they 1. Rhyme and 2. The person who said hello had a grey name

[surreal ermine]

yeah it was justified why my message got blocked lmao

the helldivers server automod is actually awful

[rare pulsar]

Battle born

[arctic escarp]

battle born

[rare pulsar]

I hate ulfric the goddamn half elf bastard traitor and his stormcloak wannabe nords.

[astral basin]

Shoot me

[amber delta]

ulfric stormcock the short king

[modern bobcat]

<@&735928989146939404>

[amber delta]

woman detected, mods deal with this

[astral basin]

Confused

[modern bobcat]

Bot senses tingling

[astral basin]

They didnt smite the one i pinged for them the other day😢

@uncut echo you still here?

[astral basin]

wait you wanted to smash the last one why the script change

[sleek harness]

Why are bots trying to be sexy woman

[twin flower]

goonbait

[sleek harness]

I want my no profile bots back

[amber delta]

men online are more likely to reply to a bot with a woman pic

[astral basin]

@misscarina went after aki a couple days ago

[sleek harness]

Imagine trying to bait us freaks to fall for your gooner scam

You really must be on the bottom of the barrel huh?

[twin flower]

Might be silly but I bet people have felled for it

[surreal ermine]

i see the booba and go awooga awooga!!!!! then i click on whatever link the pretty lady wants

[sleek harness]

Great

Can you do something for me

Can you face the wall

Yeah the wall

[surreal ermine]

no

[sleek harness]

That 4th one

Why not

[twin flower]

Eyo

[surreal ermine]

no pretty lady pfp

[twin flower]

Rat getting freaky

[sleek harness]

You consider this freaky?

The hell is going on your mind?

[twin flower]

Wouldnt you like to know

[sleek harness]

I was just going to tell him to stare at a wall while I shoot him in the head

[twin flower]

Freak

[twin flower]

Yeah.. sure

[surreal ermine]

hes lying he was getting freaky rat style

[sleek harness]

No

I would never do with a frog

[surreal ermine]

wow

wtf

[modern bobcat]

i became a based volcel

[blissful rapids]

@crisp matrix miluju te odpust mi prosim vrat se

[surreal ermine]

[astral basin]

9/10 an of performer has dudes run their account
This includes flirting w you to sell pics btw

[sleek harness]

I am starting to think that we are going to have a lower role than gray

Which is unfortune it means I can be even more racist

[astral basin]

Lol

[rare pulsar]

Who tf pays for that shit?!?

[sleek harness]

So it isn't bots?

Man

This is lame

[surreal ermine]

its probably bots most of the time

[rare pulsar]

I cant even be mad at these of models anymore im mad at the peopke buying that slop.

[sleek harness]

Humans making dirty work and acting like a sexy girl is honestly pathetic ngl

[rare pulsar]

Like grow some self respect smh.

[sleek harness]

Okay good

[surreal ermine]

its probably just trying to get you to sign up for 0n1yfanz.co.uk to steal your credit card info

[sleek harness]

Either way I am bias towards both

[obtuse oak]

I just want you to know that I laughed out loud at this

What an insane question to pose as the Turing test

[sleek harness]

Next ask them how many teeth a skaven have

[solemn stag]

Hey what’s the channel where I ask for people to play with and stuff like that
I need a hand with a penance

[twin flower]

Whats the answer

[sleek harness]

Don't ask me

What do I look like

Genius Skaven the Third?

[obtuse oak]

#vox-lfg-lexicanum then pick your region from there

[twin flower]

Fake rat 🫵

[solemn stag]

Thanks

[sleek harness]

i have most of my teeth missing

Look at me

[modern bobcat]

Hank has protected us from any hanky panky

we can all return to volcelhood

and focus on saving the Imperium

[somber stream]

Gong xi fan cai my asian diggas

Not sure if it’s the correct grammar

Im kinda wasted

[sleek harness]

Can you like

Speak English

We don't speak tribal

[twin flower]

bro called us diggas

[sleek harness]

We don't dig

That would be dwarves

That are in deep on a galactic rock

[somber stream]

It’s German slang for “bro”

Expressed with latinized Chinese

[sleek harness]

What does the N word means for Germans

[somber stream]

In an English speaking server

[little marten]

❌

[somber stream]

Im so international rn

[sleek harness]

Nurgle

[somber stream]

Mister World wide, even

[little marten]

what

[sleek harness]

No just saying your name

That's how I say hi

[little marten]

hello

[sleek harness]

Yes hello

[little marten]

such a lil cutie

[sleek harness]

Stfu

I shouldn't have even said hi to you

[little marten]

i would be proud if u were my son

[sleek harness]

Bitch

[little marten]

so is cyberstan over

i only played like 10 mins

[sleek harness]

No

We are still taking the capital

[somber stream]

Did we reach Trans yet

Transcendant was it

[sleek harness]

We are taking Trans?

[somber stream]

Transcendance?

[little marten]

whats the s tier ass rifle to take against bots then

[sleek harness]

No you saying Trans

[little marten]

or will i be dusting off the renegade

[somber stream]

Wanna go boom boom?

[sleek harness]

I think that one from the cowboy Warbond

[somber stream]

Coyote

[sleek harness]

It's pretty good

[little marten]

still the coyote

[sleek harness]

And fun

[little marten]

i used that and it was like a full mag to kill a cyborg

[sleek harness]

Didn't you said rifle

[somber stream]

Aim for the face dummy

[twin dirge]

Chat I got rose cones to smoke

[blazing shadow]

i'm sooo fucking tired of suicide sht guys on darktide, the spam on maelstorm is such a superficial way to make something dificulty

[obtuse oak]

Thinly veiled references to the n-word aren't appropriate for this server

[surreal ermine]

i thought id be more excited for the bots getting actual content
idk guess hd2 just dont do it much for me anymore

[somber stream]

It’s very much a bro word

[sleek harness]

It's just a game

Not a worldwide event

[little marten]

not to play any sides

but as someone from somewhere else

[ember nimbus]

this, its a term of endearment in german

[little marten]

i didnt know it was a bro word

[surreal ermine]

yeah i know but i figured itd be more interesting to me, ive got 400 hours in helldivers

[little marten]

and assumed it was a bastardization too

[sleek harness]

I guess when you have 400 hours on a game you get tired of it

Even when theres new content

[ember nimbus]

in germany we say "dicker" or "digga" it means like "fatty" or "big guy"

[twin flower]

so Licht called us Fat?

[little marten]

oohhhh

[twin flower]

Rude

[ember nimbus]

its a nice term

[little marten]

i know dick is fat in german right

sehr dick

[somber stream]

There’s digger as well but i refrain from using it

[surreal ermine]

ive got 500 on fartslide and i have yet to tire of the same like 20 missions we have

[somber stream]

Heh

[ember nimbus]

hitting the digga with the hard r

questionable

[twin flower]

Being called fatty is a nice term?

[little marten]

big guy

[somber stream]

Big lad

My dude

[ember nimbus]

it literally means fatty

[somber stream]

Mah homie. The like

[ember nimbus]

but its like "brother"

[little marten]

you'd call a kid big guy to make em feel included

[twin flower]

he said fatty or big dude tho so i thought it goes both ways

[little marten]

wouldnt call a kid fatty tho

[ember nimbus]

well itd would literally mean that

[little marten]

then you slurr at them 😈

[ember nimbus]

like aussies calling each other cunt

and it not being an insult

[little marten]

actually guys i have a question for the elite nuance folks

[modern bobcat]

you should ban @somber stream ... unless he offers to carry me to Havoc 40

[little marten]

actually nvm

[ember nimbus]

seeing digga out of context can be confusing tho

[somber stream]

Damn

[obtuse oak]

It's German slang?

Oh I didn't know.

[somber stream]

It’s been a wild ride lads

[ember nimbus]

100% slang from hamburg

or northern germany

[twin flower]

Lmao

[little marten]

ill admit i didnt think licht was trying to do a sneaky slurr play i thought he was genuine, but the word was wince territory

[obtuse oak]

Well that's even worse. Absolutely no German in here. TOTALVERBOT.

[ember nimbus]

ne digga

[modern bobcat]

in Flensburg they pronounce it more Danish

[sleek harness]

Hank would you ban someone who is saying diggas without you knowing the context and the meaning of the word

[amber delta]

Hank arent you discount German

[ember nimbus]

you are only allowed to say digga if you are german

its our term

[obtuse oak]

Consider your next words very carefully

[sleek harness]

I will steal

[amber delta]

[sleek harness]

It's Brazilian now

[little marten]

its probably best not to use potentially troublesome words in an international context im afraid

[ember nimbus]

fair point

[little marten]

just save it for rainbow six game chat

[twin flower]

the way licht used it as well

[amber delta]

international context = america

[ember nimbus]

d and n are pretty far removed on a keyboard tho

so no typos there

[somber stream]

Fineee

Brothers

Bro

We stick to anglais

[ember nimbus]

to quote skepta

"my mum dont know your mum, stop telling man your my cousin"

[little marten]

its not safe on the block

[marsh iris]

me no habla anglais

[ember nimbus]

id rather be called digga by a stranger than bro

[rose tree]

what do you guys think they are adding to the game with that "in construction" place

[twin flower]

me no habla german

[rose tree]

that place to the left of the mission hub

[little marten]

fishing

[amber delta]

chaos wastes 🗣️

[sleek harness]

Roguelite mode

[twin flower]

veterans gambling den

[sleek harness]

Like in Vermintide 2

[sleek harness]

That would be good

[rose tree]

crack den for the hivescum

[sleek harness]

You gamble all your aquilas

[little marten]

was chaos wastes actually good?

[twin flower]

Yes

[rose tree]

ye

its fun

[sleek harness]

It's fun

[amber delta]

I would gamble all my aquillas

if I had any

[sleek harness]

If you have a team

[rose tree]

but at a point it gets repetitive

it needed more variation in maps

[marsh iris]

give us nurgles wastes STAT

[ember nimbus]

not even for the cops?

[sleek harness]

Doesn't all modes do dude

[little marten]

come over any time hun

[amber delta]

just make each map randomly generated

[little marten]

dont disturb the baker when hes mixing up the flour

[twin flower]

nurgle watse = the hives septic pit

[rose tree]

yeah, but they should have added different generated maps

i think it got old quickly for me

[marsh iris]

imagine the smelll

[ember nimbus]

that album goated to the gills

[little marten]

nurgle wastes but its a bottomless brunch with me

and i tell you EVERYTHING about my 3 unwritten novels

[somber stream]

Sounds like a date, count me in

[marsh iris]

[rose tree]

other than that chaos wastes was fun

[little marten]

actually 4

[rose tree]

you become crazy op

[elder merlin]

[sleek harness]

Sounds horrifying

Why would you go

[somber stream]

Have you seen his cooking

[little marten]

for the plasteel

[rose tree]

i think the systems in mortis trials will be used for whatever is used in the new mode

[sleek harness]

Paul what the hell are you this time

[somber stream]

Dude it’s insane

[little marten]

in 5 hours time

[sleek harness]

Isn't all that he does is burned

[little marten]

i will be getting my hair washed by an elite professional

[rose tree]

the upgrade stuff and all that

[somber stream]

The rat has yet to be blessed

[elder merlin]

Who is cookin? Food?

[rose pine]

No blessing for Earth

[rose tree]

we will probably start with low tier weapons and move up

[sleek harness]

I have been blessed with having distrust on my friends

Freaks actually

You all are freaks

[somber stream]

Wait is this brunch homecook or random resto food

[little marten]

low budget chain resto ofc hehe

[elder merlin]

A animation i havent seen in years was recommended to me again

[rose tree]

i hope they add a red rarity for weapons

[rose pine]

No one sharing boof-puff with you ?

[somber stream]

Oh no, run

[rose tree]

it would be interesting to farm materials for it

[sleek harness]

No, I am greedy

It's mine

[sleek harness]

Weird, but cool

[elder merlin]

Its called "Pinched", watch it

[sleek harness]

I will probably not

AAAAAAAAAAAAGGSGAGGGHHHHH

I keep getting AI ads

I will fucking blow my head off

[somber stream]

Keep yourself safe

[little marten]

Uh oh crash out

[shy sandal]

@somber stream something very small about the Solid Snake collab is pissing me off

Snake's pistol is not the USP .45

[somber stream]

It’s not out till March, right?

[shy sandal]

[somber stream]

Yeah lol, think its a loisence thing

Socom

[shy sandal]

Literally unplayable

[shy sandal]

Not really, cause they already have the model ingame for the german operators

[somber stream]

Oh that’s different one though

hk USP

[ember nimbus]

isnt it a mk23 in mgs

i mean its the same gun

[somber stream]

MK23 was specialized for specul forces

Bigger than your average hk 45

[ember nimbus]

i guess its only one in mgs1

[shy sandal]

Either way, they went with a ruger mark iv from the looks of it

[ember nimbus]

my bad

[shy sandal]

It looks stanky

[somber stream]

But then again i might be full of shit, under influence so might not giving tge best answer

[ember nimbus]

thats the mgs V silenced gun design then

thats also kinda neat

[shy sandal]

I thought it was just a pattent thing, like how the MCX spear is called the M7 by the US military

[ember nimbus]

usp match... my beloved

[shy sandal]

I think that one is based off the AMT Automag

It's a differennt design from both

No clue why

[ember nimbus]

its a bastardized design

like the cursed as fuck aks in that game

the rear sights do look like the automag ones tho

[shy sandal]

Idk, i feel it's like making James Bond playable and he uses a Beretta M9 instead of the Walther PPK for some God forsaken reason

It is a nothing burger at the end of the day, but it still bothers me

[ember nimbus]

no thats fair

id also associate the usp with solid snake first too

but wasnt there already a character in that game that was linked to it?

i played like 2 games of r6

[shy sandal]

The german operators, but Siege is like famously known for recycling weapons for operators

Snake uses a famas prolly because there was already a Famas model in the game thanks to Twitch

[knotty terrace]

......is there any trap based characters?

[urban valley]

Aren't there a bunch of FAMAS in MGS anyway ?