general-chat

[sleek harness]

Because it's funnu

[visual vortex]

Becuz technilogy is baby work

Nothing beat club

Club hit gud

[timber elk]

Well stahp! It’s actually bothering my brain

[visual vortex]

Club kill gud

[quaint moss]

,-,

[sleek harness]

Lamb is a AI real

[quaint moss]

^-^

[dire kayak]

w<

[visual vortex]

This made me age 50 years

[sweet trail]

PLEASE

[visual vortex]

I feel like the old worm thing in the spongebob chocolate episode

[tired inlet]

Bullets don't fly without supply

[sweet trail]

I WILL LOVE HIM AND CARE FOR HIM

[timber elk]

I will not go into the discussion of AI since I’m tired of hearing about it. It’s like politics. I’m sick of it.

[sweet trail]

@timber elk this sentence is false

[timber elk]

If I hear it. I’m out.

[sleek harness]

Relax, I am just calling you a robot

[timber elk]

Oh

Sorry

[sleek harness]

Jesus

[visual vortex]

Man u should check put my new AI water bottle

[visual vortex]

It barely works

[fiery wave]

More of an insult when ppl used to treat me as if I were like Cortana.

[visual vortex]

And needs a firmware update

[jaunty path]

skibidi toilet

[timber elk]

starts spazzing out and doing gmod ragdolls

[fiery wave]

Handle all their searches, find them things, always on.

[dire kayak]

mechanicus jumpscare

[shy sandal]

That too. I hate that Guilliman is the only one who knows irl warfare.... That nerd

[sleek harness]

Mechanicus don't use AI

It's actually cyborgs

Human brains

[visual vortex]

If i touch Karien on her little forehead gem she got from India she turns off

[timber elk]

Weeeeeeeelll

[dire kayak]

yeah yeah i know

one of their units do i think

[sweet trail]

I eat ai

[timber elk]

There was that one time the mechanicus tried to appease a A.i

[dire kayak]

literally me

[visual vortex]

Because they have STCs

[sleek harness]

Well they keep a robot in Terra from like, 2200

When the AI wage war against humanity

[timber elk]

But since the A.i was so aware of how much a shit hole the galaxy had become. The A.i killed both tech-priests and astartes

Personally? I don’t blame em.

[tired inlet]

Women tend to also have higher endurance thresholds for stamina, which is why they tend to outpace in ultrarunning (we're talking like 100+miles), skii-ing, and swimming (in actual natural bodies of water, not pools).

[sleek harness]

RAZIEL

[timber elk]

Dude

[sleek harness]

I will kill you

[dire kayak]

RAZIEL

[visual vortex]

Oh my fucking god dude shut up

The topic's dead

[sleek harness]

You are ruining the vibe dude

[visual vortex]

Lock in

[sleek harness]

Woman this, woman that, how about you get a girlfriend?

[timber elk]

You stole that didn’t you?

[tired inlet]

I'm married, so kinda

[sleek harness]

No I made it up

[visual vortex]

How about we realize both genders are good at things the other gender can struggle at and are balanced?

[sleek harness]

Oh

Congrats!

[timber elk]

Fare

[visual vortex]

And go back to shitting on AI

[sleek harness]

Respect for you dude

[timber elk]

starts spazzing out

[quaint moss]

YOU LYING KARK

[tired inlet]

Uhh, thanks; I';ve been married for 14 years.

[sleek harness]

I AM NOT LYING

[quaint moss]

META THIS META THAT, HAVE YOU EVER MET A BITCH BEFORE"

[sleek harness]

So you are old?

[quaint moss]

: so sad

[visual vortex]

Once

[timber elk]

META THIS AND META THAT HAVE YOU MET A FUCKING GIRL BEFORE!?

[tired inlet]

I'm living the future you've been denied.

[timber elk]

Fuck

[sleek harness]

So I can't become old?

That's cool

[timber elk]

Well it’s probably gonna be a dogshit update like today

[visual vortex]

Yeah really

Less time i get to spend in this timeline

Thank you Raziel 🙏

[tired inlet]

Honestly I'd be surprised if you can even become a home-owner at this point

[sleek harness]

Not aging isn't like immortality

You can still die

But at least you can stay alive and see how humanity destroy itself

[tired inlet]

unfortunately.

[visual vortex]

And then you can say back in my day

And everyone will hate you because of how much you say it

[tired inlet]

-- the internet used to be good

[sleek harness]

Economy been bad

[tired inlet]

google used to work before 2018

[tired inlet]

been bad since 2008

[dire kayak]

i ate gender

[sleek harness]

"No Google, I want to search the the answer made by a human and not by your AI..."

[sweet trail]

LETS GOOOO COMMON WOMAN W

[timber elk]

IM SICK OF THESE TOPICS

CHAAAAAAANGE IT NOW

[sleek harness]

I like chainsaws

[dire kayak]

should i play mechanicus?

[timber elk]

dies

[sleek harness]

Even more when they cut things

Like

[visual vortex]

Me too

[dull hamlet]

Frostpunk is cool

[sleek harness]

TRUE

[visual vortex]

CHILD SLAVERY

[dire kayak]

i wanna know what mechanicus is about before i get itttt

[timber elk]

ITS ANOTHER FEMBOY

also I like frostpunk

[dire kayak]

someone tell meeee

[sleek harness]

You can literally have child slavery by the time you start your game

So peak

[visual vortex]

The children yearn for the freezing cold

Also the final boss being a blizzard is rlly funny

[timber elk]

I send the elderly to the mines :3

[sleek harness]

You start with like, 60 children

[visual vortex]

Lame

[dire kayak]

whats frostpunk?

[sleek harness]

Can't waste them

[visual vortex]

A british game

Were you manage a city

Where

In the cold

[timber elk]

How?

[sleek harness]

Imagine a world where it got so cold, that humans depends on big generators to survive

[timber elk]

With heat

[dire kayak]

thats just scotland smh

[quaint moss]

frostpunk is so goated fr

[sleek harness]

Britain

[visual vortex]

Britain

[timber elk]

Where my family is from!

[visual vortex]

Ohp

[timber elk]

Scotland is beautiful place

Well

[visual vortex]

You're Old world

[sleek harness]

SCOTLAND FOREVER

[visual vortex]

Oh

😞

[timber elk]

I’m literally a fucking lamb polo heist

[feral vessel]

hi lamball

[timber elk]

Of course I’m old world!

[quaint moss]

:3

[sleek harness]

Merp

[timber elk]

Hello merp

[feral vessel]

do you think the guy that invented the thunderhammer backstab build felt like robert oppenheimer.

[dire kayak]

i ate scotland

yummy

[visual vortex]

No

[sleek harness]

Why do you ignore me and Grog, Merp

[timber elk]

GIVE ME BACK MY HOME YOU WITCH

[sleek harness]

I thought we were friends, Merp

[quaint moss]

am have become goober, destoryer of goobs

[feral vessel]

Yes.

This is true.

[dire kayak]

NEVER >:3

[feral vessel]

I pardon myself for ignoring you, dearest.

[timber elk]

runs at em with a shovel

[sleek harness]

Goober with a suspiciously Scotland shaped throat

[dire kayak]

AAAAAA I HAD TO DEAL WITH PJSK SERVERS GOING DOWN WND NOW I HQVE TO UPDATE IT

[fiery wave]

Which also explains thing, was just short sprints, classic obstacle course, shooting event, breaking doors and such. 4 people in a squad thing.

[feral vessel]

Gork, what is PJSK?

[dire kayak]

project sekai :3

vocaloid rhythm mobile game

[visual vortex]

What's a sekai

Oh

[feral vessel]

Gork,
what's Project Sekai?

[sleek harness]

Shouldn't it be PS then

[feral vessel]

oh

[sleek harness]

Why the longer short name

[dire kayak]

i dunno

that's what the community calls it

[feral vessel]

it's called 'Hatsune Miku Colorful Stage'

whart

[dire kayak]

everyone calls it project sekai

[visual vortex]

Probably to prevent confusion with play station

[feral vessel]

I think that's a slight fucking difference,

but okay

I consider myself an open minded feller (to a healthy degree).

[dire kayak]

from everywhere that ive heard of this game ive heard it be called project sekai

why do i feel insane

[visual vortex]

I am close-minded and immune to change

[feral vessel]

I'd say cringe, but you're actually pretty cool, so you get a pass.

[visual vortex]

🎰

[dire kayak]

gamblingggg

[feral vessel]

see I'm good like that

[visual vortex]

Nah im COOL like that

🍃 😎

[feral vessel]

serious talk for like, a minute
what is a good name for a cult that worships machines as holy creations, but like, isn't the mechanicus

[visual vortex]

Cyborg

[dire kayak]

dark mechanicus

[feral vessel]

>wingsofredemption smashing his controller against his desk

icantdo it i cant TAKEthis shit no more man

[visual vortex]

You cant perfect perfection

Hambone

Pvz replanted learned that the hard way

[sweet trail]

CHAINge it now

shoots myself

[dire kayak]

fire extinguisher 70mph

[shy sandal]

The Brotherhood of Steal

[feral vessel]

I'd make an ethnicity based joke, but I'm not racist, so quite frankly, that's dead in the water.

[shy sandal]

What?

[sweet trail]

Insane thing to say ngl

[visual vortex]

Stick around

[feral vessel]

i dont fucking know been spending too much time on the insta'

[sweet trail]

Isnt this just the regular brotherhood of steel

[visual vortex]

You'll hear much worse things

[feral vessel]

Depends which one you're talking about.

Although I guess they universally steal things.

Most of the owners of those stolen things are like, dead, though.

so is it REALLY stealing?

[shy sandal]

Their whole Shtick is stealing old world tech and hoarding it, it, that's what I'm saying

[gloomy tartan]

Yo to be fair

[feral vessel]

So it WAS just wordplay?

[gloomy tartan]

The enclave and brotherhood both came from the us govt

[visual vortex]

Yeah

[feral vessel]

You should've just told me I'm horrible at wordplay.

[shy sandal]

[visual vortex]

But Frank Horrigan came out of it

[gloomy tartan]

Like the founder of the brotherhood was a soldier

[visual vortex]

So it's whatever

[gloomy tartan]

The dead ass difference between the enclave and the brotherhood is who was down with experimenting with Fev on people

[feral vessel]

at this point I've said enough dumb shit in the server to reach my daily quota

[sweet trail]

Brotherhood of steel chapter that uses big santa bags to steal tech: brothers hood of steal

[feral vessel]

So there are still giant santa bags in the wasteland? Interesting.

[visual vortex]

Santahood of steel

[feral vessel]

That's funny, that's like, a reverse santa claus.

[blazing shadow]

is it just me or this game is everyday more bugged

[sweet trail]

The enclave is literally just the old us government tho right

The brotherhood is more of a weird cult founded by elements of the former us military

[shy sandal]

Isn't that just the California chapter?

Their leader is an old man wearing red clothes and they make their squires carry big bags with goodies in them

[sweet trail]

Yes I made sure of it

[blazing shadow]

i eat 3 bombers at the same time and were muted

[gloomy tartan]

The point is both stem from us govt

They splintered because the og maxon was against testing FEV on humans

[feral vessel]

It'll get better, probably.
(yes the game is getting more buggy let's look aside)

hi mallow.

[sweet trail]

The reason why the enclave are so evil is because they preserved the cia and the irs

[gloomy tartan]

So he killed the scientists and with the soldiers and refuges formed the brotherhood of steel

[fair bridge]

why are there supa mutants in west virginia in 2105

[gloomy tartan]

The enclave was the us govt and president at the time

[feral vessel]

todd or emil said so

[blazing shadow]

the bombers without sounds should be fixed as ASAP

[visual vortex]

Todd Howardism

[fair bridge]

also 2105 is such a goated future year

[sweet trail]

There arent stfu

[shy sandal]

That and the enclave is more extremist with their eugenics. Anyone who was born in the surface is treated as a mutant

[fair bridge]

remember teenage mutant ninja turtles fast forward

[gloomy tartan]

The reason the brotherhood of steel happened was maxon wasn’t just drinking the koolaid and had a fucking soul

[fair bridge]

i loved that show

[gloomy tartan]

The brotherhood became a bunch of different ideologies over time

But originally it was just a soldier going yo testing Fev on humans is fucked up

Goin Joel from last of us on the doctors

[visual vortex]

Lame

[gloomy tartan]

Leading the survivors

[visual vortex]

More fun in stixking people with chemicals and bioweapons

[gloomy tartan]

Then weirdos made it all HOARD DANGEROUS TECH THE WASTELAND CANT BE TRUSTED

[feral vessel]

Chat is becoming more fun as time goes on,

as usual

let it ferment a bit.

[gloomy tartan]

Average ENCLAVE

Henry Adam is a based ai tho

[low blade]

The Enclave is a pre-war term for the DEEP STATE of the United States, and the post-war Enclave is the direct unbroken continuation. The Brotherhood of Steel started as a group of soldiers who decided your average Joe cannot be trusted with nuclear reactors and laser rifles, and then they turned up the larp so much it because integral to them that they larp. Some chapters larp more than others. The East Coast chapter(s) operates more like a military and less like a cult but the West Coast chapter(s) are more culty

[shy sandal]

West Tek droppped FEV in the water supply before the bombs dropped to see what side effects it would cause on the people. They gathered that info so that Mariposa could perfect the strain.

So basically, they were patient zero

[visual vortex]

Holy shit walls of text

[tired inlet]

F76 explains the FEV in West-Tek; the brotherhood splintering goes into a lot more in-depth in the fallout TV show; F.E.V. was also given to Vault-Tec by spies installed by the Enclave.

[visual vortex]

Im not reading all of that

@fiery wave hey cortana, summarize this stuff

[gloomy tartan]

Original brotherhood was fine and dandy

[feral vessel]

average fallout lore discussion
(only played to kill the boys in skirts)

[gloomy tartan]

It’s the issue of what happened to the brotherhood after maxon died

[visual vortex]

Cuz they cringe

I play to eat people

[gloomy tartan]

You have the fallout 3 chapter being basically saviors to your average wastelander

[feral vessel]

That is quite based.

[tired inlet]

Well, Maxson died when his son was so young; hence him being sent East, and then he grew up, got a really cool coat, and decided to hunt synths for sport.

[sweet trail]

How are the brotherhood eugenics at all? <only played fo1, 2, and nv

[dire kayak]

mallow

[whole glade]

wel

[gloomy tartan]

You have the fallout 4 chapter going more Agro ans anti Synth

[shy sandal]

Enclave is the Illuminati. BoS is just renegate soldiers

[whole glade]

i got gutrot

[tired inlet]

Sarah Lyons was the best the Brotherhood ever could be.

[visual vortex]

SNORE

[whole glade]

bassically

[feral vessel]

what the fuck are we talking about right now

[dire kayak]

exopliods you

[gloomy tartan]

Maxon the 2nd became bloodthirsty after Sarah lyons died

[visual vortex]

nothing

[sweet trail]

Tmu theyre based on like old christian knight orders like the templars no?

[feral vessel]

I wasn't asking you, fish.

[gloomy tartan]

I mean Tbf

[shy sandal]

They have a very straightforward policy with ghouls and mutants... Kill on sight

[visual vortex]

Was that meant to be used as an insult or a compliment

[shy sandal]

Feral or not

[quaint moss]

fsh

[tired inlet]

what? No; they're just the U.S. Government that managed to make it to their shelters.

[visual vortex]

Because either way it's funny

[feral vessel]

little bit of both

[gloomy tartan]

The ncr is kinda chill for allowing ghouls

[feral vessel]

passive aggressive insult

[low blade]

Not anyone specific just "Knightly order" to pretend they are ontologically good and no act they take is wrong

[visual vortex]

The Ncr have taxes

[sweet trail]

The beotherhood i mesn

[dire kayak]

bites you

[visual vortex]

Lame ass cringe naynay babies

[gloomy tartan]

Taxes suck yeah

But not shooting ghouls on site is nice

[tired inlet]

Ooh, the Brotherhood of Steel isn't based on the Knights Templar; they just use the imagery and aesthetic.

[visual vortex]

Dont get mutated then

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah they just use the terms

[visual vortex]

Ghouls if they LOCKED in

[gloomy tartan]

They try to hold themself to a higher standard and purpose

Which gives some chapters a holiernthan thoufh view

Like they viewed the chapter in 3 as a bunch of bitches

[feral vessel]

NCR pros:
-actually working, semi-normal government with a constitution
cons:
-taxes and everything else that modern states have

Legion pros:
-uhhh they make the roads safe
cons:
i dont want to write them all out

[tired inlet]

the Outcasts of the Capitol Waste did the same when they considered their schismatic approach and considered themselves loyalist to the original cause.

[visual vortex]

How about neither

Everyone in the fallout games talk too much and cry too much

[sweet trail]

I love how exclusive they are in fnv whereas in fallout 1 youre just some random guy who shows up and is like "wassuuuup lmao ey pops can I have some power armor and 100 of your best soldiers" and theyre like "okay but only if you do some rigorous training for 20 minutes to prove youre trusteorthy"

[limpid vigil]

basically judge zealot

[visual vortex]

We should kill them all indiscriminately.

[gloomy tartan]

A majority of the brotherhood chapter viewed the brotherhood in fallout 3 who help protect people as a bunch of punk ass bitches

[feral vessel]

You're making my hopebait wear off.

[low blade]

I choose the Legion because I want to have command of a hundred muscular sweaty men with 0 women present

[feral vessel]

Please stop.

[feral vessel]

Fair 'nuff

That's a valid reason.

[visual vortex]

What do you support the cringe nay nay NCR

[gloomy tartan]

The outcasts were part of that brotherhood chapter in fallout 3 who left because they didn’t agree with the whole protect people buisness

[quaint moss]

har har har feddy faz bear

[tired inlet]

F:NV they are on their last legs in that chapter. Less than a dozen left. The enclave were even worse. Non-existent in the area (to anyone's knowledge, they still had parts in the East Coast, West Coast, and were headquartered in the Rocky Mountains)

[feral vessel]

i don't support them i just consider them the best choice out of the 3 idiots that have the option to take over the vegas strip

[visual vortex]

What about my choice

[sweet trail]

But

[dire kayak]

bites you

[sweet trail]

Hmmm

[feral vessel]

dead

[sweet trail]

Didnt know that

[tired inlet]

Hence, how I phrased them as "loyalists"

[shy sandal]

The NCR is based on hope, while the Legion is based on fear. To summ it up

[tired inlet]

and Synthezoids

[visual vortex]

Yeah but if everyone's dead then nobody can fuck up the fallout worse

🧠

[clever horizon]

ncr propaganda

[feral vessel]

The most notable thing I dislike about the NCR is how it's slowly marching towards the same end that all other governments met, because it's literally based on the governments that caused said fallout to begin with.

[visual vortex]

The Caesar guy is such a baby

The NCR is such a baby

Mr house is such a baby

Benny is such a baby

[tired inlet]

not a lot left when ||the 'clave atomized Shady Sands||

[shy sandal]

Elder Mcnamara deadass tells you to exterminate the mutants in Black Mountain

[quaint moss]

yes said a man

[visual vortex]

Everyone else is a such baby and they arent the white glove society

[feral vessel]

So you're the Courier who's caused so much trouble for me and my Legion-

was thinking i could give this tent a makeover with your insides

[gloomy tartan]

The brotherhood of steel in fallout 3 was straight up good guys thus they had to become the anti synth Agro fucks they are in fallout 4 by having both of the lyons elder and Sarah die, and maxon the 2nd being mostly raised up by the scribes who likely molded him into someone who would make the chapter back to its roots of keep dangerous tech away from others and rid the wasteland of mutants and SYTHS THO

[tired inlet]

when you say you love to eat ass and you mean it

[shy sandal]

Far from it. NCR is pure hopium that if they try it again, it'll work this time, lol

[feral vessel]

FALLOUT TV SHOW NONCANON LALALALA

NOT LISTENING

[visual vortex]

They do eat that ass of a character

"My daddy is gonna beat u up sooo bad."

[gloomy tartan]

and yes the brotherhood chapter from 3 also hated mutants but they aren’t shown killing non feral ghouls ever iirc from playing it

I blame the scribes for making maxon grow up into a fucking chud in fallout 4

[tired inlet]

you can bring your ghoul companion into the Pentagon and they don't kill him on sight (ghoul companion in F3 is amazing)

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah that’s my point lol

[shy sandal]

NCR = Cadia now

[limpid vigil]

yknow what is the only fallout character i like? The guy with sub-brick intelligence check in nv

[feral vessel]

Isn't that the guy that needs evil karma to be usable?

[limpid vigil]

cuz he is funny

[gloomy tartan]

They made a faction that’s objectively the good guys

[feral vessel]

Which guy is that?
You mean Arcane Gannon?

[elder merlin]

Sometimes i wish @sleek harness was still with us

[gloomy tartan]

So they had to retroactively make that chapter psychos in 4 lol

[visual vortex]

The guy that speaks in gibberish?

[gloomy tartan]

You know what I like

[feral vessel]

the pipeline from technology hoarders to racists was funny to me.

[tired inlet]

Charon the Ghoul? No, he doesn't give a fuck. He has an auto-shotgun. You might be thinking of Jericho or Clover.

[feral vessel]

Huh.

[sleek harness]

What

[gloomy tartan]

What losing a bad bitch blonde white woman in power armor does to a mother fucker

[limpid vigil]

the guy that sends you after some kids for a gun

[timber elk]

In my opinion all of the companions in fallout 3 sucks other than fawkes

[elder merlin]

I miss that Raki

[sweet trail]

who the fuck is that again

[sleek harness]

I am fucking mad that I lost this mission

[limpid vigil]

the gibberish guy

[visual vortex]

Blone minus 20 points

[limpid vigil]

yessir

[sweet trail]

oh right fnv guy

[sleek harness]

Because theses motherfucker can't stay on my side and keep the Tyranids off the train

[feral vessel]

I seriously don't remember.

[shy sandal]

The Elder from the Mojave Chapter

[gloomy tartan]

Goes from hoarding tech to robot racists because maxon lost his dad and his crush

[feral vessel]

Funny how I still haven't seen everything in New Vegas.

[elder merlin]

I wish Tyranids were in the game

[visual vortex]

They are

[gloomy tartan]

The chapter in Vegas is just…sad

[limpid vigil]

He sounds super duper smart if you use the sub brick check

like a 180 switchup

[feral vessel]

OH THAT GUY

[gloomy tartan]

I mean bruh in Vegas one of them fucked off to a dlc mid battle

[feral vessel]

I don't remember his name, but I know which one.

[visual vortex]

Strength 10 luck 10

[limpid vigil]

YEP

love him

[shy sandal]

Father Elijah, prolly one of my favorite characters from the DLCs

[dire kayak]

mechanicus is not much i could try it,,,

[feral vessel]

the guy that literally turns into a greek philosopher after you get past an intelligence check?

[limpid vigil]

YES

that exact one

[gloomy tartan]

Elijah just left the fucking brotherhood mid battle to go to the dlc and the Ncr kicked they’re ass with swarm tactics out of that spaxe laser station

[quaint moss]

atleast cadia was cool

[feral vessel]

never speak of elijah like this again (he deserves far worse)

[gloomy tartan]

He fucked over the brotherhood

He just left battle

[limpid vigil]

im pretty sure he helps you get the space lazer gun iirc

[gloomy tartan]

Like bro just abandoned his entire family and organization

Just fucking ran away lmao

[feral vessel]

I remembered his name, Vagrant in Freeside, right?

[shy sandal]

His whole character is being a selfish power hungry megalomaniac though

[visual vortex]

Common kill everyone W 🙄

[gloomy tartan]

That chapter got fucked because of him

So like Idk if I can judge them

There new leader wasn’t any better

[limpid vigil]

yes

[gloomy tartan]

Mf had them dying out in a hole

[feral vessel]

none of the brotherhood leaders in new vegas are competent

[gloomy tartan]

Sending Veronica out to gather herbs and spices for his crnl sanders ass

[shy sandal]

Lmao

[quaint moss]

thank you thank you

[visual vortex]

I lowk hate Veronica

So whiney

Such a crybaby

[gloomy tartan]

Sarah lyons was based

[limpid vigil]

you ask him with sub brick inteligence and he goes : "Indeed I have, my articulate friend. Not a few minutes ago I chanced upon a pair of destitute orphans grappling over just such an item. If you cover the area methodically, I'm quite certain you'll happen upon them with only the most insubstantial of delays. Be well. And do try and avoid the tragic path of the sot that led me to my present infirmities and spiritual woes."

[visual vortex]

I hate everyone that wasnt YesMan

[limpid vigil]

it is so f*cking funny

[visual vortex]

Because they dont always agree with me

[feral vessel]

if super earth started giving out anthro terminid wives as enlistment benefits I think we could get like twice the amount of reserves we currently have in under a month.

[fair bridge]

wout

[boreal glacier]

what precisely is a "successful" dodge, melee hit dodge only or?

[gloomy tartan]

Why can’t you ride yes man

[elder merlin]

Marsh

Mallow

[shy sandal]

I feel like liking Paladin Danse is a hot take nowadays... I do enjoy his character arch a lot though

[gloomy tartan]

Like he’s just a tv with a unicycle wheel

[visual vortex]

Why did you say this

[feral vessel]

melee dodge, I'm not sure about ranged dodge.

[visual vortex]

That's a bug

[gloomy tartan]

Danse is cool

[tired inlet]

#general-chat message

[feral vessel]

I had it on my mind.

[feral vessel]

It's an anthropomorphic bug, that can think and talk to a degree equal to a human.

[gloomy tartan]

I mean danse can be a stick in the ass

But his whole arc is fine

[visual vortex]

Id kill it without a second thought

[feral vessel]

You're cringe.

[limpid vigil]

just say a furry

[gloomy tartan]

Fawkes was fucking cool

[visual vortex]

If there was something i didnt understand in front of me communicating in perfect english then id kill it

I would not hesitate

[feral vessel]

Yes.

[dire kayak]

exoplioses uou

[gloomy tartan]

What if it was a chimp

[visual vortex]

Id kill it

[limpid vigil]

parrots

[feral vessel]

I'd say something very unkind, but you're a human being.

[visual vortex]

Id also kill it

[limpid vigil]

evil

[feral vessel]

And thus, you are obligated to saying dumb shit like we all do.

[sweet trail]

right

[limpid vigil]

parrots are cool

[sweet trail]

fnv is fucky

[visual vortex]

I have brain works

[gloomy tartan]

What about a midget

[visual vortex]

Midgets arent real

Dead

[feral vessel]

That's not how brain works.

[sweet trail]

THE FNV BROTHERHOOD ARE FUCKY

[visual vortex]

Brain works

[sweet trail]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-meme-spongebob-spongebob-ice-cream-truck-spongebon-crashed-spongebob-hold-on-gif-26001047

[visual vortex]

Sometimes

But mainly brain worms

[gloomy tartan]

The best part of new Vegas is gathering the entire forces of fallout to fight for the Dam

[feral vessel]

The brain worms are telling you to do unkind things.

[tired inlet]

Also, Paladin Taggardy was a damned hero.
And Leila Rahmani is super good.

[visual vortex]

My last braincell holding off a horde of brain worms and amoebas like the doom guy

[visual vortex]

The brain worms are whispering FACTS to me

[feral vessel]

I think we should get the freak expert on this.

[visual vortex]

And they're saying that im the chosen star child

[feral vessel]

@jaunty path I need your diagnosis on this, doctor.

[gloomy tartan]

The fact you can get the fucking khans, the boomers, the ex enclave, the brotherhood of steel to help you fight is fucking funny in new Vegas

Doing it with the Ncr defending the dam feels like the avengers defending wakanda

Just so much random bullshit

Look a plane

[visual vortex]

You wanna know what's more lame?

[feral vessel]

Would be nice if the Brotherhood showed up anywhere else other than the interior.

[visual vortex]

That one Legion guy that is so much taller and faster than everyone

[feral vessel]

Playing Team Fortress 2, but that's basically the same thing.

Of either.

[visual vortex]

Yet can get charisma-checked to leave

[limpid vigil]

either high or possesed imo

[gloomy tartan]

They wanted to make sure you were covered even inside

[visual vortex]

Frank Horrigan would NEVER have let that slide

[gloomy tartan]

You know why

Cuz he wasn’t Caesar

Caesar can’t be charisma into surrender

[tired inlet]

getting the ex-enclave is so tough because getting the Doc to finish his companion quest takes a long time but damn if the vertibird wasn't worth it.

[visual vortex]

Caesar is dead in a puddle

[gloomy tartan]

Cuz of his brain

[feral vessel]

Dude, in the inside, you have idiots clad in light armour with melee weapons charging down a hallway while you probably have an automatic weapon.

[visual vortex]

Meanwhile frank tells you that you just talked

Does a cool stomp

[limpid vigil]

ceasar got turned into a vegetable then a salad wich is kinda funny to me

[visual vortex]

Shakes the room

Then beats ur ass

[gloomy tartan]

Caesar can’t be charisma cuz of his brain tumor

[gloomy tartan]

THEY WANT YOU TO DO A COOL VICTORY LAP DAMMIT

[feral vessel]

mole rat has a higher intelligence special stat than bro

[visual vortex]

Neither can i

[feral vessel]

i dont think its just the brain tumor

[tired inlet]

Well, canonically Caesar's coirpse ||was recovered, fought over between two false-cesars over who his successor would be, and one found out that it simply stated "The Legion dies with me"||

[shy sandal]

There's also that Knight in Fallout 2 who wanted to kill Marcus out of instinct, and only after they spent all their energy did they realoze that wasn't worth the effort.

[gloomy tartan]

If lanius had a brain tumor you wouldn’t be able to charisma him to surrender

[visual vortex]

If I was there

You would NOT be able to charisma me

[feral vessel]

pussy bitch in disguise

[gloomy tartan]

Also Caesar’s body was pretty intact in the fallout show

So like

[timber elk]

IF I WAS THERE

I would leave

[gloomy tartan]

Did the courier fuck up his brain surgery?

[vapid matrix]

@sleek harness

[feral vessel]

allat talk only to back down because 'your extremely unstable tribe nation would buckle under its own weight if you took on vegas'

[gloomy tartan]

Or did he just die of the brain tumor ?

[visual vortex]

I never take shows to heart

Because in my deformed heart

[feral vessel]

Independent Ending seems like the one that happened canonically.

[visual vortex]

Deep down

[sleek harness]

What

[visual vortex]

I know

[tired inlet]

I think the implants and the robots in the Big M-T would have fixed any fuck-up that the old man in GOodpsirngs did

[vapid matrix]

Is vermentide 1 still active? I can’t find a game 😭🙏

[visual vortex]

That Caesar's corpse was mauled and separated into five different pieces

[shy sandal]

Either that or shot to the heart or something like that

[sleek harness]

No

[thick coyote]

Did the courier even care about Caesar 🗣️

[sleek harness]

Caesar dies anyways

[tired inlet]

It was goddamned Vulpes Inculta who started shit with the Courier
Then big dick badd-ass Boone coming in helps cement it

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah either he was killed or his brain exploded from the tumor

[sleek harness]

No, he commits suicide

[visual vortex]

Wiuldve been better if Boon got to him

[misty trench]

it's pretty dead, I've encountered only the very occassional pub when I've played recently

[gloomy tartan]

We can all fan fic that boon got him

[whole glade]

i love being the tank in any game

gotta protect the lil uns

[visual vortex]

Strength 10 luck 10

[whole glade]

at any cost.

[misty trench]

it's defo worth playing with friends tho, big recommend (with mods to skip progression and get items)

[gloomy tartan]

But I feel like boon would of shot Caesar in the head

[sleek harness]

Aquila it's the big 2026

Ain't no way you found people

[visual vortex]

He did

I was there

[misty trench]

well recently here meaning like 2023

[shy sandal]

Too much responsibility. Nowadays, i just kill people to make sure nothing can harm us

[sleek harness]

Well, that's recent

[misty trench]

in the context of VT1 yeah it is lmao

[rain pilot]

fallout show writers during the announcements of the second session

"The show will not invalidate the endings you did in new vegas"

Invalidated all of them

[visual vortex]

I kill people in video games as the tank because it's funny

[whole glade]

im the wall there to shield the lil fellas.

[gloomy tartan]

Look

They made mr fisto repaired

[whole glade]

tank oggy go hard

[sleek harness]

Y'all should I max out Tactical or Heavy
If you fools don't know what I am talking about just pick a name

[visual vortex]

Tacticsl

[whole glade]

when are we getting LOTD models again from GW

[gloomy tartan]

Wait was that protection supposed to be Mr fisto?

[visual vortex]

I cant spell

[rain pilot]

Law breakers won't break the law if they fear being crushed

[feral vessel]

im lexxing my shit so hard

[visual vortex]

They wont break the law if they're dead too

[rain pilot]

True

[dire kayak]

bites you

[tired inlet]

Maul Adeptus uses every muscle in his body and every ounce of willpower to create a half-smirk; it fades almost immediately

[feral vessel]

I don't like that.

It hurts.

[gloomy tartan]

Would Donald Duck be a guardsmen?

[visual vortex]

Nag

[feral vessel]

Do you want me to bite you back?

[gloomy tartan]

He’s in the navy

[visual vortex]

He more like a

[gloomy tartan]

Would he be a pilot?

[tired inlet]

Donald Duck is a NAvy Man

[visual vortex]

Yeah

[feral vessel]

Are you insane? Donald Duck would be a Navis Imperialis Admiral.

[visual vortex]

Or a drop troop

[gloomy tartan]

So like masozi?

[visual vortex]

Also btw the Grinch served in the Hoo navy

Because a cap in the movie solidified the fact that there's a Hoo army

[tired inlet]

No, Masozi is a Naval Aviator; Donald Duck was probably a gunner's mate.

[visual vortex]

Which means Hooville wars

And the cap also references nukes if i recall

[whole glade]

I NEED KARS

GRAHHH

HES SO PERFECT

[visual vortex]

Meaning that the grinch is a veteran

[feral vessel]

Grinch seems like a vet.

[visual vortex]

This is cannon

[feral vessel]

He has the attitude of one, anyways.

[gloomy tartan]

Bugs would be a veteran

[visual vortex]

This is in the lore

[gloomy tartan]

Bugs was a soldier too wasn’t he ?

[visual vortex]

Im not making this shit up guys

[feral vessel]

I have to go to sleep chatty chat..

[visual vortex]

Snoopy was a vet too

[feral vessel]

Good night Atoma.

[gloomy tartan]

Snoopy was a fighter pilot

[visual vortex]

Sweet dreams

[tired inlet]

Daffy Duck was a draft dodger

[thick coyote]

Cap

[visual vortex]

Tom is like a zealot

[thick coyote]

He's SpecOps

[visual vortex]

Jerry is like a psyker

[gloomy tartan]

He was used to make….racist caracatures…

Daffy Duck

[tired inlet]

https://www.toontales.net/short/draftee-daffy/

[visual vortex]

He did?

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah

[visual vortex]

Oh

Mustve been too funny for me to notice i guess

[gloomy tartan]

He served his nation in a dif way

I’m pretty sure nearly every main cartoon character back then was in the military during war time

[visual vortex]

Yeag

Curious George survived the holocaust

[thick coyote]

Daffy rescue Bugs makes Daffy a Marine

[gloomy tartan]

That was modern

But yes

[tired inlet]

Foghorn Leghorn was in a different type of war

[whole glade]

i just love the space wolves

[gloomy tartan]

I feel like bugs would be 007

[visual vortex]

Yeah having a son trying to turn you into fast food is a different war

[gloomy tartan]

like bugs bunny would be a spy

[visual vortex]

Who?

[whole glade]

guh i cant wait till the 26th to use the new head and voices

[whole glade]

kars is the main antag fro jojos part 2

[visual vortex]

I always hated Buggs

[visual vortex]

Lame

[gloomy tartan]

Because he wears lipstick sometimes ?

[visual vortex]

No

[visual vortex]

I just never liked him

And he always bothered me

Now Tom and Jerry

That's good shit

[gloomy tartan]

That show ended depressingly

The original one

They fucking die

[visual vortex]

Blue cats blue?

Yeah

[gloomy tartan]

They lose their women

[visual vortex]

But i liked it

[gloomy tartan]

There money

[visual vortex]

Not every show needs a happy ending

[gloomy tartan]

It was oddly comforting they stuck together

I agree to that

[visual vortex]

They were friends cannonically

[gloomy tartan]

Only way such a bummer ending is tolerable

That they made up at the end

[visual vortex]

Homies gotta stick together

[gray pecan]

havoc level are skippable right?

[limpid vigil]

Just watched a chinese anime abt mythical beasts and....

Why is the rabbit one such a freak

[visual vortex]

What the hell are you talking about

[limpid vigil]

fabulous beasts

[jaunty path]

They need xenodrug

[limpid vigil]

The anime

[visual vortex]

Lame

[limpid vigil]

Ok so?

[visual vortex]

Lame

That's all i gotta say

[limpid vigil]

Ok so?

[visual vortex]

Lame

That's all i gotta say

[limpid vigil]

Emperor forbid a person enjoys something

[gray pecan]

Lame

[visual vortex]

That's all i gotta say

[limpid vigil]

Ok so?

[gray pecan]

^

That's all i gotta say

[limpid vigil]

Ok so?

[visual vortex]

Lame

[limpid vigil]

That's all i gotta say

[visual vortex]

That's all we gotta say

[limpid vigil]

But fr tho , that rabbit is a freak of the highest order

[visual vortex]

The people that are in the tiktok book group are freakier

[gray pecan]

?^

[limpid vigil]

He would be in a tik tok bookgroup

[visual vortex]

Probably idk

[gray pecan]

okay lmfao

[quaint moss]

good

[stark bobcat]

In what way?

[gray pecan]

like if my assignment is a 3 i can join someones 20 and just skip

cuz i been lazy but DAMN these low havoc's are so easy

[stark bobcat]

If the assignment difference is 7 or higher you jump 3 ranks

[gray pecan]

okay dope ty

i cant find a party to take me LOL

[stark bobcat]

Doing an auric maelstrom jumps you to rank 16

[gray pecan]

oh sick okie dokie

been getting back in the game and i hardly have messed with havoc stuff

[visual vortex]

Auric is the best gamemode

[gray pecan]

i like auric

[visual vortex]

Trust

[limpid vigil]

I need to start havoc cuz i want the fashion

[gray pecan]

but its not vey hard

[lone sparrow]

Hello

[gray pecan]

hi

[limpid vigil]

If it's free i gotta

[visual vortex]

I did havoc for the drip alone and havent touched it since

[lone sparrow]

Auric is fun 100%

[limpid vigil]

Fair

[pine dove]

So I just got an update on my Xbox for the game. What are the changes?

[limpid vigil]

2 bug fixes

That's all

[gloomy tartan]

How many psykers would it take for the emperor of mankind to get up and fart

[pine dove]

What are the bugs that were fixed?

[visual vortex]

Bugs

[limpid vigil]

Fixed an issue introduced in Patch 1.10.6 that caused damage calculations to use an incorrect value for what was considered “Far Range”.
Fixed a bug where Forge’s Bellow would not trigger a shout when exiting Rampage!

[visual vortex]

The entire Eldar species

Actually why dont we just feed them to the Emperor

They're all psykers

[limpid vigil]

For the small chance emperor works on bugsnax rules

We do not want a xeno emperor do we?

[pine dove]

So did it fix the problem where crushers are surviving crack grenades even on auric?

[visual vortex]

Yeah but it would be funny to feed stupid elves to the dead guy

[visual vortex]

Depends on your talents

[limpid vigil]

Do you think they would taste like a salad or a Dorito?

[visual vortex]

Probably cool ranch doritos

[gloomy tartan]

Knife ears can’t be trusted

[visual vortex]

I havent eaten doritos in a long time

[gloomy tartan]

Pumpkin spice latee flavor

[limpid vigil]

Heck yeah cool ranch pointy eared leaf lovers

[visual vortex]

They'd taste like the average Californian

[wooden pagoda]

when is the new sound track for the hive scum coming out

I NEED THE OST

[visual vortex]

In the 42 millenium

[gloomy tartan]

Hey 🙁

[visual vortex]

Also when they get enough to fit for a volune 4 prob

[wooden pagoda]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1058063704761045103/1367936389332598885/togif-2.gif

[visual vortex]

You know it's true

[gloomy tartan]

I’m not a damn space elf

I’m a cadian

[wooden pagoda]

sickening

[visual vortex]

Close enough to being one

[wooden pagoda]

my day is ruined

I think I shall curl up into a ball and die

[visual vortex]

Wouldnt you eant more jesper kyd bangers?

[limpid vigil]

Yay metroid

[wooden pagoda]

I wish for one thing in this life and that is the hive scum OST

😔

[visual vortex]

Let jesper kyd cook

[wooden pagoda]

HE ALREADY HAS

Its just I cannot access it

[limpid vigil]

It's like a dog and a sausage in the window

[visual vortex]

Extract the audio

[wooden pagoda]

exactly

[visual vortex]

I

Remember

Dog

He was looking up

[wooden pagoda]

I uninstalled darktide because it crashes too much for me 😔

I cannot extract the audio

[visual vortex]

At a cupcake left near the edge of the table

Drooling

Big puddle under him

That is Tech Priest

[limpid vigil]

I'm also drooling

Want a cupcake now

[visual vortex]

Why

[limpid vigil]

Cupcake

[visual vortex]

Fatass

[limpid vigil]

Yeah and?

[dire kayak]

me too,,,,

[visual vortex]

Fatass

And that's all i gotta say

[limpid vigil]

My ass is fat and im eating good you fucking wish you were me

That's all i gotta say

[visual vortex]

I am esting good

I am esting cracked pepper and salty wavy chips

[dire kayak]

i do,,,

[limpid vigil]

Minor spelling mistake - d10 psychic damage

[visual vortex]

I cant spell

My brain worms are telling me that im correct anyways

[limpid vigil]

Ok earthworm jim

[visual vortex]

I am not earthworm

I am a homunculi

[limpid vigil]

So is earthworm jim

[visual vortex]

Worms taste good

[limpid vigil]

Sour

[visual vortex]

Sweet

Gone

[quaint moss]

this makes sense, you are fish

[limpid vigil]

What do you call a fish with no eyes? ||A fsh||

[sleek harness]

THIS DOESN'T MAKE SENSE

[limpid vigil]

Ok i go sleep now

[visual vortex]

Think about it

Eye

I

[dire kayak]

bites you (softly)

[visual vortex]

Sound same

[sleek harness]

No

[visual vortex]

Sound same to me

[limpid vigil]

Agitates your bedbugs

[quaint moss]

no n't

[dire kayak]

general is quiet today, so im gonna eat a 2 pound lobster in the breakroom

[sleek harness]

Why

[delicate vapor]

[frank plover]

i've been pissed at myself for this but my primary account@wraith ice has been hacked cuz i was a dumbass and gave out personal info. so please if any mods see this do not ban this account for this discrepancy. i'll be acting under this account until discord support does something about this

[whole glade]

ugh i love cherry coke

it activates my sleeper agent

to sweat sloptide

[dire kayak]

shareeee

please

[whole glade]

shure :3

[dire kayak]

YAY

[rain pilot]

https://tenor.com/view/chud-chudjak-wojak-soyjak-marcvin5-gif-13903021270190271130

[whole glade]

HAHAHAH EMBED FAIL

[rain pilot]

i know

baka

[whole glade]

i will skin you

[rain pilot]

I'll sharpen the knife

[whole glade]

good boy

or gal

or NB person

[rain pilot]

It's korn lyrics

specifically twist

[whole glade]

meh

crowbar better

[rain pilot]

the band korn

[whole glade]

crowbar band bettag

[maiden oyster]

@spiral jewel

^ ban this guy

[dire kayak]

why?

[dire kayak]

why are we banning cheese?

[jade stump]

im part Italian so i feel bias to wanting cheese to stay

without knowing anything lol

[maiden oyster]

Naw bro fuck that guy

[dire kayak]

but why?

[maiden oyster]

hes monka sus

[dire kayak]

how so?

[maiden oyster]

just so sus

[jade stump]

but hes a cheese

[maiden oyster]

ya bro cheese wiz

[jade stump]

i love cheese wiz

big fan of alot of cheeses

[sleek harness]

Cheese sucks

[dire kayak]

skaven why are we banning cheese

[maiden oyster]

Oh shit does he

?

[sleek harness]

Thank you

[elder merlin]

Im gonna say a gamer word

[maiden oyster]

How do you know he sucks bro

[sleek harness]

You are old

You can't

[dire kayak]

i meant to say why are we banning him

[maiden oyster]

because brochacho

[sleek harness]

Banning who

[dire kayak]

read up

[maiden oyster]

yah bro he cheatr

big cheatr

[sleek harness]

Yeah why this grey namer wants to ban this guy that has been in this server for 3 years

I don't know

[dire kayak]

me neither

[maiden oyster]

yeah bro

cheatr

grey namer damn bro

[dire kayak]

how do you know?

[maiden oyster]

I know everything

[sleek harness]

I think this guy is a kid ngl

[maiden oyster]

Yeah I wasn't being serious

3/10 ragebait ig

[maiden oyster]

I'm kidding hes my irl I wanted to just get a random reaction

[sleek harness]

Same reaction

[maiden oyster]

real

Nice congrats

So do you daily this or what?

[sleek harness]

What are you talking about

[maiden oyster]

This game

[sleek harness]

No

[maiden oyster]

Ah nice

[arctic shoal]

Foolish Skaven is daily in vermintide (the better game)

[sleek harness]

I don't like Vermintide

[maiden oyster]

That shit is old

[sleek harness]

Only Vermintide 2

[maiden oyster]

I have't played that in 10 years

unironically

[arctic shoal]

🐀🐀🐀

[gloomy tartan]

There’s 25 empty bottles of red wine on the floor

[sleek harness]

Recycle

[gloomy tartan]

Recycling is good

[visual vortex]

Recycling is a lie put out by large corporations

You can recycle very little without in turn creating pollution

Just a fancier word for trash

Shit is still shit

[sweet trail]

I hope you can do better later

[dire kayak]

should i play vermintide 2?

[sweet trail]

Chuddy's actually correct here

[sleek harness]

Yeah

[sweet trail]

Unfortunately

[sleek harness]

It's still getting updates

[visual vortex]

Unfortunately everythings fucked beyond repair

Doing anything now is prolonging the bleeding

[sweet trail]

Ig a 99% chance of it going to a landfill is a bit better than a 100% chance maybe?

[sweet trail]

Okay The Joker

[dire kayak]

just give me the waste

smh

[visual vortex]

Am i lying?

[gloomy tartan]

I hate people who litter

[visual vortex]

Littering is a illegal guys

Dont litter

[sweet trail]

I don't think so, but you dont have to lie to be wrong

[gloomy tartan]

Most people around me litter

[visual vortex]

Lying is worse than sugar-coating

[gloomy tartan]

🙁

[visual vortex]

Just like how corporations will lie about recycling

[dire kayak]

just feed me the plastic

im happy to eat it

smh

[sweet trail]

U should pick that up some time, make it a day yk?

Clean up your neighborhood

[sleek harness]

I don't think he's the trashman

[gloomy tartan]

I mean they working on mini organisms that eat plastic

[visual vortex]

Because people cant pick up after themselves

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah lazy fucks

People love to litter

[sweet trail]

You can still pick up trash lmao i do it all the time

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah they have events

[visual vortex]

Im not someone else's maid

[gloomy tartan]

Trash clean ups at beaches or parks

Comunity things

[maiden oyster]

Eh naw

idc

[sweet trail]

How does this mindset make you any better than the people who put the litter there in the first place?

[gloomy tartan]

The issue is people litter constantly especially in my state.

[visual vortex]

Because i can throw away my trash myself

Cleaning up after others creates tolerance

Tolerance creates corruption

[sleek harness]

But like, if he does pick pick the trash of someone then they aren't going to learn about the consequences

[gloomy tartan]

They just don’t care tho

They like living in filth

They complain

But still litter

[sweet trail]

Or. You could just be nice.

[gloomy tartan]

They say how moving somewhere else will make it better

[visual vortex]

No

[sweet trail]

How exactly

[visual vortex]

People that litter dont deserve my respect

[sleek harness]

So you are living with skavens? Though, usually my kin doesn't complain about trash...

[gloomy tartan]

These same ppl just litter in the new place they move too if they do move

It’s a stupid mentality

Complain

Ruin your environment

Bitch how you wanna move

[sweet trail]

I'm not saying he literally follow people around and pick up after him I'm saying that if its bothers you so much then do something about it

Its not outside of your control like so many things are

And it might give you a sense of peace having done it

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There's 7 billion people in the world

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I mean if I had the free time but I do a lot of errands

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And all of them are in your city?

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Yeah

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And all of them are constantly littering?

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Yup

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It normalizes them throwing trash and never having to do anything about it

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California has major littering issues