general-chat

[elder merlin]

Welcome to the shithole

[cosmic burrow]

no

[twin flower]

I hate Haze players

[eager haven]

They should make all shield blasts of champion do the same damage as the dying bugged one that counts as his mele hit and 1 shots you

[knotty terrace]

Well that’s a game to most likely to avoid I think maybe 🤔 I’m not sure now

[cosmic burrow]

they are good or braindead

[pale shoal]

Hello

[twin flower]

Theyre good if theyre on the enemy side but its always braindead when theyre on mine

[knotty terrace]

Imma assume this deadlock game is in alpha

[eager haven]

more like in private beta.

40k players is kinda a lot for alfa

[amber delta]

is it private if anyone can play it

[knotty terrace]

Ok

[ember nimbus]

it was invite only at some point

[amber delta]

yeah but I applied and got the invite immediately

[twin flower]

Still is

[ember nimbus]

same lol

[twin flower]

I think..

[amber delta]

sooo like "private but just ask and we let you in"

[ember nimbus]

best way to do it tho imho

valve rules

[knotty terrace]

Wonder what fat shark is cooking up for the next update

[ember nimbus]

other news at 11

[amber delta]

prob easiest way to avoid bot spams

[twin flower]

TF2 flashbacks

[ember nimbus]

give me a bar to get sloshed in and aurafarm my drip

[lost eagle]

also anyone can invite you. a game that would otherwise be ignored by many if it were a normal free to play is now marketed in your notifications as a beta test invite

[ember nimbus]

I BEG YOU FATSHARK

[knotty terrace]

Hackers already made there way into deadlock?

[twin flower]

No lol

[amber delta]

deep dive missions

[surreal ermine]

i like deadlock but fuck me the matchmaking is horrible rn

i feel like ive been thrown several ranks above where i belong

[knotty terrace]

This confirmed?

[amber delta]

no but it's my hopium theory

[ember nimbus]

moba sbmm is very hit and miss

especially if the game is in beta

[amber delta]

because on the left side of the mission board there is scaffolding for something new being built

and it looks like they are making another hangar

[knotty terrace]

Wasn’t that always there those

[amber delta]

I dont think so

[ember nimbus]

nah there was a computer station on the left side before

like on the right where dukane is now

[amber delta]

yeah dukane terminal had the same scaffolding before they released havoc

[ember nimbus]

my guess is hangar access

physical place to change loadouts

bar

etc

[surreal ermine]

yeah i know its always gonna be a little fucky but ive been told by people who have been playing a long time that its especially bad right now because of a bunch of new players coming in recently throwing it all outta wack

[amber delta]

FS please just give me deep hive missions please bro I beg you I need this in my life

[ember nimbus]

second hive with new tileset is another good guess

[surreal ermine]

chaos wastes or i cry

[obtuse oak]

Your CM is sick of your shit

[ember nimbus]

https://klipy.com/gifs/riddler-paul-dano

[fair bridge]

"bundle decompression errors" THEY ADDED CHAOS WASTES GOOGOGOGGOGOGOGGO

[knotty terrace]

This might sound kinda dumb but I’d love if we had a mission on the Morningstar

To defend it or something

Sorta like turning it into a 8 man defensive mission

[amber delta]

go into lower decks to get rid of insurrection

[frail cipher]

Ive played the game since the open beta and have been collecting materials since, but I'm finally running out after crafting and upgrading like crazy and I now think I understand how scarcity feels

[worn halo]

[eager haven]

i had year break and with 2 weeks of hovac 40s i will be done with all

[zenith pollen]

Why tf im always sleepy i cant use this free time i have cause i always wanna sleep

[fair bridge]

change your diet

and exercise

[twin flower]

bro calling you fat

[worn halo]

Thats a copout answer for the weak minded

[tacit geode]

Do meth

Don't do that

[fair bridge]

ur right..........exercise was invented by the globalists to keep you away from the internet so that you dont learn the Truth

[fair bridge]

nah it has nothing to do with weight. if your diet sucks and you don't exercise you can end up with very low energy

[zenith pollen]

Im not even obese😭

[fair bridge]

IM NOT CALLING U FAT

[hollow dawn]

I won my first ever 40K game(tabletop wargame)

[ember nimbus]

bro doubling down

[twin flower]

Tsk tsk Mallow

[fair bridge]

if you're tired all the time try changing your habits is all i'm saying

[zenith pollen]

I eat what my mother / grandma decides to cook i had chicken soup yeasterday

[fair bridge]

caffeine can contribute to that too

[ember nimbus]

what army did you play?

[hollow dawn]

After 5 games of being dunked on by my competitive playing friends, I finally pulled through with my elite guard army. My six man squad of bullgryns survived his ENTIRE ARMY shooting at them for almost the entire game

[hollow dawn]

Guard

My beloved

[zenith pollen]

I drink water first and last coffe i had was 6 years ago

[twin flower]

water with cucumber slices

[fair bridge]

well then i guess you're going to die.

[zenith pollen]

Maybe

[fair bridge]

go away and be tired

[ember nimbus]

or do like 5 jumping jacks

[fair bridge]

nah nah nah nah

he does like 30 a day

that can't be it

[hollow dawn]

What the fuck is going on

[ember nimbus]

short exercise does wonders for your circulatory system and your energy

[zenith pollen]

Iv been feeling under the weather last couple of days when i check my temperature its always a diffrent number which is concerning

[hollow dawn]

I do a plank and a jog everyday before I go to bed

[fair bridge]

this kind of thing happens when you play darktide

[zenith pollen]

Im more of a running person i also take the stairs really often cause i have to

[hollow dawn]

The nurgle corruption leaving the digital world and affecting the player mildly

[ember nimbus]

when i first tried darktide i was so fucking sick with covid

that shit felt real af

[hollow dawn]

Fighting off nurgle in real life, and in Tertium

[zenith pollen]

I contracted the nurgle disease?

[hollow dawn]

Probably

[low blade]

Last night I asked if I shpuld play Mirror's Edge or Darktide and you said Mirror's Edge and I did one (1) round of Darktide before booting ME and just now this morning I puked so hard my nose bled so I believe this fully

[obtuse oak]

OGRYNS MENTIONED RAAAAHHH

https://tenor.com/view/darktide-ogryn-ready-havoc-auric-gif-5335075504154329249

[fair bridge]

based off of your responses i have determined that you are in absolutely perfect health and that you don't need to change anything and whatever problem you have is likely a horrific disease

[obtuse oak]

https://tenor.com/view/ogryn-bernie-warhammer-warhammer-40k-hype-gif-17587262507451076215

[zenith pollen]

Great i might be dead soon and dont even know iy

[fair bridge]

what in da fuck

[ember nimbus]

bro is mortalitymaxxing

[low blade]

I THOUGHT THIS WAS A JUDGEMENT FREE ZONE

[zenith pollen]

My tempeture is 37'1 C now when i check again in like 30 minutes it will be back to normal or increase

[fair bridge]

i dont know....... thats scary.......

[low blade]

But no I am deathly ill

[obtuse oak]

It is extremely peak that you got your first TT win using IG and Ogryns, love this for you

[fair bridge]

you could go see the village shaman

[ember nimbus]

37° is fine

anything above 40° should be worrying for prolonged amounts of time

[zenith pollen]

Max i had was 37'8 maybe i even had 38 sometimes but didint checked at the moment

Also any symptoms come and later go away i had coughing attacks, flooding nose even i small headache once and they all last an hour or 2 and poof i feel normal again

[ember nimbus]

go to bed

[zenith pollen]

I might have a tumor

[fair bridge]

yeah

ur dying

[low blade]

You sound like someones toddler that coughs directly in your eyeballs while telling a story

[fair bridge]

many such cases

[lilac owl]

rip bozo o7

[amber delta]

yeah this is a tumor for sure, I had the same thing and I died so RIP

[fair bridge]

toddlers are hilarious

[ember nimbus]

speaking of medical morbidities

i recently found out you can go fucking blind if you pop a pimple on your nose

[fair bridge]

wat

[ember nimbus]

so take from that what you will

[low blade]

Babysat this one kid that for a while only referred to himself in third person as "the baby"

[ember nimbus]

google "nose triangle of death"

[lilac owl]

he's him 👶

[fair bridge]

the baby is going to watch blues clues

[low blade]

He remembers my sister as "Aunt [name]" and me as "Our neighbor Smug who dropped me"

[fair bridge]

the baby wants some more anne's mac and cheese

[zenith pollen]

That made me laugh

[fading otter]

Is this like a 1 in 1 billion thing where some guy let his nose go gangrenous or something

[low blade]

We arent even neighbors

[rain pilot]

6️⃣ 7️⃣

[ember nimbus]

that area is very prone to infections

[fair bridge]

the baby is going to the bathroom right now

[ember nimbus]

it can spread to your eyes

scary stuff

but very unlikely to happen before you notice anything is wrong

[rain pilot]

[fair bridge]

please treat ur face well

[rain pilot]

[rain pilot]

[ember nimbus]

this

noone likes an oily mfer

[rain pilot]

Oil?

[lilac owl]

The writing was 🔥 🙌 ahh reaction

[rain pilot]

🇺🇸

[low blade]

Full clarification: I dropped the fuck outta this kid in a Dennys once

[fair bridge]

WAT

[low blade]

Dennys. 3AM. Dropped him.

[rain pilot]

https://tenor.com/view/knife-cat-cat-knife-cat-knife-cat-angry-gif-9404759922388476738

[fair bridge]

did you pick him up and spin him around to make sure he was still working

[amber delta]

what they say: if you pop a pimple on your nose you can go blind

what they mean: if you pop a pimple on your nose and it gets infected and you don't treat it then the infection can spread further to you eyes

[lilac owl]

Thanks redditor

[low blade]

Nah I just shook him a bunch and smacked him against the wall like a sack of potatoes

[ember nimbus]

well it could happen very quickly if your immune system is fucked

depends on the person

[low blade]

If you have sex you can die.

[rain tangle]

hello guys, good day and how's your gaming life?

[fair bridge]

whenever i started feeling a little sick lately i've taken zinc supplements

[low blade]

FUCK MY STUPID CHUD LIFE

[fair bridge]

it works every time

[amber delta]

If I don't have sex I can also die

[low blade]

I'm too poor for that I eat sunscreen

[ember nimbus]

also dont take any medical advice from me im not a doctor

[low blade]

Patient needs sex to live

[rain tangle]

whoa

[amber delta]

House MD theme starts playing

[fair bridge]

im a doctor and i say play havoc or youll go to hell before u die

[low blade]

I'm a True Survivor and I say if you play Havoc you go to hell, before you die

[past swan]

Dark tide

[lilac owl]

Roll credits bro

[ember nimbus]

what is in the post credit scene for this discord?

[lilac owl]

all of our information :))

[short oar]

dark tide

[low blade]

None of the jokes I thought of would be approved by society

[lilac owl]

We fight against the... darktide 🙌

[little marten]

😈

[ember nimbus]

https://klipy.com/gifs/say-that-again-1

[little marten]

6 days till my purple is gone

[hollow dawn]

Wrong reply

whoops

[amber delta]

a figure comes out of the shadows and into the light

it is Epstein

he looks into the camera and says, "I am Discord"

[lilac owl]

https://tenor.com/view/blackbeard-blackbeard-writing-taking-notes-writing-gif-17583038544116987898

[short oar]

how big will the patch be

[low blade]

Tyre merchants discusding the upcoming shipment leaving for the Minoans

[hollow dawn]

Love me bullgryn
Love me emprah
Love me funny hat man

My rogal dorn commander was also an mvp

[fair bridge]

oh wow nationals tickets aren't too bad

[past swan]

When can we get an ex tank commander reject who uses a hammer and a tank shell

[hidden whale]

holy fk, imagine someone actually messaged epstein in discord

theres a non zero chance someone in this server did

[lilac owl]

it was me

[past swan]

He could be any one of us

[ember nimbus]

real and true

[amber delta]

how was the grape soda

[low blade]

New gamemode they're gonna add on the left side of the Mourningstar is gonna be a Mario Kart mode in Leman Russes

[lilac owl]

good af

[past swan]

Epstein could be you, epstein could be YOU! Epstein could even be

[hidden whale]

what?

he was epstein

look, he'll turn any second now

[past swan]

Aaany second now.

[static cosmos]

Not true, I was the one pulling the strings behind the scenes

[short oar]

true, we have power hammers, why doesnt the imperium use hammers with explosives attached to them

[static cosmos]

Not the 'Stein

[astral basin]

Subjecting myself to hell

[static cosmos]

Wanna buy a sperm bank with me?

[zenith pollen]

I also never smoked and i dont drink alcochol but here i am

[elder merlin]

[ember nimbus]

there actually are spears with explosives

[rain pilot]

I need to deposit

[ember nimbus]

rough riders use them

[astral basin]

Eh???

[short oar]

o right

still

[static cosmos]

We can get infinite free drinks if we do

[short oar]

HAMMER

[low blade]

And on Necromunda (peak) they make knock-ofd Guardian spears

[rain pilot]

https://tenor.com/view/benjammins-dont-have-a-gif-for-this-dont-have-a-meme-for-this-got-no-words-have-no-words-gif-14336213082065336800

[low blade]

Which is cool

[ember nimbus]

i want a powerglaive so bad in darktide

i fuck with glaives

[short oar]

custodian class when

[static cosmos]

Am I wrong?

[vast mason]

did they really just roll out a 6gb patch for such a small patch? or am i downloading something else?

[fair bridge]

wowwwww

[rain pilot]

Yes

[fair bridge]

sounds boring

[short oar]

putting darktide in darktide

[low blade]

Bitcoin miner

[static cosmos]

How?

[rain pilot]

On many levels

[wooden creek]

Darktide 2

[lilac owl]

what are you downloading bro

[vast mason]

yeah really seems like it lolol

[rain pilot]

Finally

The second tide

[vast mason]

idk, ask steam lolol

[static cosmos]

Gimme your sperm

[amber delta]

they are putting AI in our Darktide to steal our water

[rain pilot]

Goku

No Goku

[static cosmos]

Guess my race

[low blade]

Every frame will now be AI generated based on a prompt

[rain pilot]

I need it for my children

[short oar]

f1

[rain pilot]

Mokey

[zenith pollen]

In a couple of days a superman might enter my room with a ps5 if my health stays the same😭

[amber delta]

vibe coded DT

[static cosmos]

...

[low blade]

Walking up to Rannick and saying "Grok, take his clothes off" and I'm turned into a servitor

[static cosmos]

Yes

[fair bridge]

i love some of these people on the forums
"fatshark needs to fix this fucking game!!!! i can't take it anymore!!!"
fatshark: hey guys we're working on fixing some decompression errors so this patch is gonna be a little bit bigger than norm-
"WHAT THE FUCK!!!! JESUS CHRIST!!!! 6 WHOLE GIGS!!!!"

[modern bobcat]

Is the HK server mostly boosted scrubs?

[static cosmos]

Idk what that means icl

[short oar]

f1 races

[rain pilot]

So you are super sayan

Wow!

[amber delta]

lets do races tierlist

[low blade]

I dont want peace. I want problems, always!

[short oar]

the max verxtappen extravaganza

[ember nimbus]

bike is first

[short oar]

the sport where i see cars go fast

[amber delta]

S tier: tour de france

[hollow dawn]

Gamers when devs exist:

[lilac owl]

Just dont jump into the water

[vast mason]

they did mention it, my bad lol

[lilac owl]

hold that L king

[zenith pollen]

I dont need alcochol to be happy

[lilac owl]

cope

[zenith pollen]

Or smokes

[lilac owl]

cope

[ember nimbus]

imagine peer pressuring on a discord server

[short oar]

beer presure

[lilac owl]

based af 🙂

[zenith pollen]

I need to google what peer pressuring means

[low blade]

First time being groomed?

[short oar]

peer when i presure him idk

finger named peer

[ember nimbus]

smoking rules tho lol

[zenith pollen]

I was gone for like 10 minutes wtf happend who is grooming who🙏

[ember nimbus]

go to bed

[zenith pollen]

I am in bed

[ember nimbus]

fuck

[zenith pollen]

Nah waste of money and depending on what you smoke you can stink horribly

[ember nimbus]

https://klipy.com/gifs/frank-castle-wait

[lilac owl]

wait what are we smoking? grass or ciggies

[ember nimbus]

both

im black lung maxxing

[vast mason]

so what happens with mods now? do we just go into our maps and run the "toggle_darktide_mods" ?

[ember nimbus]

no vapes tho

[zenith pollen]

That would be water in lungs maxxing

[lilac owl]

I love water in my lungs

[zenith pollen]

Play without them

[low blade]

ye

[ember nimbus]

having your lungs drained of fluids fucking sucks

i would recommend it

[vast mason]

doable, but nahhhh

[lilac owl]

hell yeah

[vast mason]

okok thanksss

[surreal ermine]

mmmmm lung fluid 😋

[zenith pollen]

I used to be addicted to a healthbar mod

[lilac owl]

Type shit

[zenith pollen]

They had to drain your lungs?

[ember nimbus]

yeah, pneumothorax

[ember nimbus]

my lungs were actually filling with blood

they had to drain it

[lilac owl]

what kinda fluids they draining?

[ember nimbus]

they put a tube into your lung that sucks the fluids out while keeping the pressure

[zenith pollen]

What happend to you someone stabbed you?

[ember nimbus]

breathing with that shit in hurts

[lilac owl]

THats hot

[ember nimbus]

nah it can also happen with bruising and stress

i was on my feet all day then collapsed at the train station

no idea what caused it in the end

[zenith pollen]

So you worked or just been up for so long you started to kill yourself by doing that

[ember nimbus]

both i suppose

maybe i knocked into something harder than i shouldve and i didnt notice anything wrong

the really weird thing was getting taken into the emergency room and getting dismissed

then walking home

and walking around with a collapsed lung for like another 2 weeks until i got an x ray

coulda died in my sleep lol

[zenith pollen]

Your lungs have to try harder next time

[ember nimbus]

honestly still going to work and going to uni while having a collapsed lung for 2 weeks is kinda g

[zenith pollen]

Worst day i had to endure was waking up at 6 am going to school for 8 hours and after go to work cause i used to be a mcdonalds employee

[tulip kettle]

NEW CLASS AND MY LIFE IS YOURS

[ember nimbus]

14 hour day chad

[tacit geode]

Later

[tulip kettle]

We need a captured necron class 🗣️🔥

Please give Veteran an actual sniper. I need it 😢

[sleek harness]

No

[amber delta]

you dont need it

[zenith pollen]

Schools here are 8 hours most of the time and my work used to be 9 hours long really often

[ember nimbus]

Please give Veteran an actual melta. I need it 😎

[amber delta]

no

melta belongs to zealot

[tulip kettle]

I JUST WANT A SNIPER

[zenith pollen]

Veteran has that plasma gun

[sleek harness]

Ogryn should have a melta

[ember nimbus]

this is ministorum propaganda

do not listen to his lies

[amber delta]

ministorum never lies

[tulip kettle]

This is why we should all praise papa Nurgle

[ember nimbus]

||MAIM! KILL! BURN! MAIM! KILL! BURN! MAIM! KILL! BURN! ||

[tulip kettle]

🔥🔥🔥🔥

[zenith pollen]

Now i hear voices to play darktide fuckin hell give me a break

[tulip kettle]

LISTEN TO THE VOICES

[ember nimbus]

THE VOICES! YOU HEAR THEM TOO?

[zenith pollen]

IM SICK JOLLY I CAN DIE

[zenith pollen]

Everyday

[tulip kettle]

SHHHHHH

LISTEN

TO

THE

VOICES

[zenith pollen]

No idea if those voice are here to guide me or bring doom upon me

Maybe its better to wait them out

patience is a virtue afterall

[rough cipher]

that shitty update bricked my game and modlist.

AGAIN

i just cant.

[thick coyote]

Mod addicts be like

No don't update game, it'll break my mods

[zenith pollen]

I used to be one

[eager haven]

mods work on new update unless its big

[ember nimbus]

and for that reason im playing vanilla

i just cant be arsed

[thick coyote]

Minecraft 1.6.4
132 mods

[zenith pollen]

Minecraft without mods is boring

[rough cipher]

auric players be like

[zenith pollen]

What mods are so essential to you?

I assume you play havoc alot

[hidden whale]

special tracker OR spidey sense

entirely for bursters

because theyll be silent sometimes which is bs

[rough cipher]

inspect party finder, inspect from social, true level, skitarius and yes, spidey for bursters

[zenith pollen]

Wtf are those

[ember nimbus]

it gives you a heads up display for specialists

you can configure it a bunch

[rough cipher]

scoreboard optional

[zenith pollen]

Aint that cheating?

[green vector]

why does the bolt pistol and bolt gun twitch and snap after firing a shot in ads? its so fucking jarring

[ember nimbus]

ehh

is autoclick cheating?

[hidden whale]

no those are two different things

autoclick adds functionality

[rough cipher]

not if you have long sessions and play regularly.

[hidden whale]

heads up for specials is basically bugfixing, because silent bursters is game ruining

[ember nimbus]

darktide gave me carpal tunnel

i was gaming for like 25 years

[hidden whale]

hmm. I didnt consider that

as long as ur using it to not get massive dps increase its fine I guess

[ember nimbus]

nah

i was manually quell cancelling too

[tacit geode]

Thank god that's gone

[ember nimbus]

the stagger tho

my god

purg users were eating good those patches

[thick coyote]

Or is it accessibility adjacent?

[ember nimbus]

youd be absolutely fucked playing this game deaf

[thick coyote]

You see
Some mods are straight up cheating
(Looking at you whistle)

[abstract nebula]

I just came back from a mortis trial,

I had a bolter

And got full auto along with powerful

The shoot key became the delete key, the twins spawned and i didn't even notice

[short oar]

hehe me go ping x10000 and makes team hates me

[thick coyote]

Dog goes brrrrrr

[hidden whale]

what is whistle

[feral vessel]

Good morning Atoma.

Give me a name for a female Argonian pretty please.

[hidden whale]

scaley

taily

uhh

lizard

[feral vessel]

You suck at names, you know that?

[hidden whale]

dave

?

[hidden whale]

awoo

[loud kestrel]

Lusty

[feral vessel]

awoo

[feral vessel]

might be good actually

Thank you, random citizen.

[hidden whale]

cmonnnn thats straight up the lusty argonian maid

[loud kestrel]

Never heard of the Lusty Argonian?

[hidden whale]

might as well name her maid

[feral vessel]

Yes.

I have.

[hidden whale]

at least I TRIED

[feral vessel]

Of course I have.

[hidden whale]

😠

[feral vessel]

you did not

stop lying

'Scaley' and 'Taily' was not 'trying'

[loud kestrel]

Dave the lusty argonian

[hidden whale]

but

but

D:

[thick coyote]

Dog Whistle
It's basically auto tagging

[hidden whale]

auto tagging? I dont own arbi so I dont really know how strong that is

it just makes your dog even more auto I guess?

[thick coyote]

Yeah but also works for Vet yellow tag

[amber delta]

I only tag enemies so I can see the outline of their head more clearly so this mod is useless to me

but I would kill for option to tag mastiff target separately to standard tag

[quartz mantle]

gah

[amber delta]

guh

[quartz mantle]

goh

[thick coyote]

You might be thinking it's barely anything

Until you flick around a mixed horde

And the dog keeps poucing 24/7

It's like a hungry dog at a kindergarten

[somber stream]

I punch heretic dogs in the face

[thick coyote]

Based actually

[tacit geode]

Encouraged even

[amber delta]

spam tagging different elites for your dog makes it stagger things much more

[tacit geode]

Everything I do to heretics is justified as I am morally righteous and they are evil

[untold kraken]

yeah 6 gb patch? What they sneakin in

[thick coyote]

Nothing

They just finally fixed the game

[tacit geode]

Nothing we can find

No cosmetics and construction hasn't changed

Maybe the big fish was... telling... the truth...

[amber delta]

HD textures of ogryn's balls

[teal mountain]

Is the game just super laggy for anyone else on console?

[quaint moss]

[slim flicker]

when getting covered in gas makes pinging/focusing specialist outlines disappear so you beg devs for teamkilling features again

[zenith pollen]

I need to reshape my ogryn build i feel like i messed up a bit

[mental escarp]

yoo when people ping daemonhost is it to kill it or ignore it, cause some teams jus kill them and some dont i cant tell

[zenith pollen]

I ping it so they dont walk into it by accident

[teal mountain]

Normally it's to avoid

[marsh iris]

dont even shoot into its vicinity even if bullets dont touch it

theres an invisible aggro "bubble"

[winged oasis]

oh verac finally revisited darktide https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hVcFHlAU4U

[twin flower]

Huh, I feel like I've shot enemies around them DH's before and still not get aggro

[inner nimbus]

to bring attention to it

[feral vessel]

usually just to alert others that it exists

You'd be surprised.

[inner nimbus]

in my experience just shooting around the daemonhost is enough to piss it off sometimes

so knowing where not to shoot is good

[thick coyote]

The standard modus operandi is to avoid it

So they are just pointing out where it is

[mental escarp]

gotcha

[thick coyote]

You've never gotten 8 snipers and 6 gunners taking cover around a DH 🥀

[inner nimbus]

or thrown by a mutie into one

[thick coyote]

Awful experience btw

[ember nimbus]

my favorite is the kantrael vet staring at the dh with his flashlight on after you pinged it

a 41st millenia classic

[twin flower]

fair nuff

[thick coyote]

BoN spitting you into a DH

😭

[twin flower]

this however

[mental escarp]

wat do u do if its one of the gas maps and u shoot at a sniper and there turns out to be a daemonhost next to it lol, jus unlucky?

[teal mountain]

I can't remember what is the real +3 stam is it 410?

[thick coyote]

410+ yup

[teal mountain]

Ty

[ember nimbus]

i got a 430 stam on zealot the other day from brunts

[thick coyote]

Usually if you can't kill it
Just die

It'll go away once 1 person dies

It also spawns a horde

So you can pray that your teammate dies

Since it'll go away once 1 person dies

[mental escarp]

yeh i can live for a while w zealot if its on me but im jus wondering if i might aswell try to fight it and kite to my team or just let it kill me to save my team the headache

[thick coyote]

If you think your team can kill it
Bring the party to them

[astral jungle]

Does this mean ranged dmg is better again?

I didn’t notice much of a difference.

[mental escarp]

thanks for lettin me know

[thick coyote]

Afaik the bug affected a good amount of stuff but nothing really noticeable

In theory vet's Longshot should be getting max value at every range

Instead of max value past 30 meters

[astral jungle]

Oh. I already used either plasma gun or bolter anyway.

[warm maple]

I hope Hadron gets a medicae mechadendrite so she can play doctor on me

[sleek harness]

Simp

[visual vortex]

Lock in

[cosmic burrow]

Sniper
i
monkey
P

[sleek harness]

I don't think that's how wording works

[cosmic burrow]

sniper monkey disagrees

[warm maple]

I love entering a mortis trial on wave 13 and instantly winning and getting penances XDDD

absolutely based

[hollow zephyr]

Sniper In Monkey Pants

[visual vortex]

Sniper

[visual vortex]

I should make a game that gets progressively more and more stupid

[arctic tapir]

love playing Auric on about 200 something ping because there is like no one on in my timezone atm

[sleek harness]

Magic the Noah already does that

[visual vortex]

Yeah still i wanna do it for fun

Im thinking of helping Dracula bench-press 500 pounds or something

[sleek harness]

Do a DND game in Doom

[visual vortex]

I really wanna do one that makes fun of how stupid and outlandish early survival horrir games were

[sleek harness]

You go try to break wood and your hand breaks and you die from a internal infection

[visual vortex]

Like having overly literate zombies that you fight by typing philosophical messages to

[visual vortex]

If you pick up the ham in the fridge all the vegan sharks pour red paint on you

And red paint makes the bees angry

So they skin you alive

[sleek harness]

If you pass your weight capacity you will instantly collapse and die

[visual vortex]

You fall onto the wood board you punched

[visual vortex]

You star in a TLC show

That's one of the endings

Also it would be rlly funny if there's one very dreadful scene in like a hallway and then it goes back to being stupid

[thick coyote]

Death Stranding

[sleek harness]

You go into a cave it becomes a backrooms game

[visual vortex]

You have ro watch a 5 minute long opening sequence of a door

And halfway through the game it becomes a point and click

[sleek harness]

To build a axe you need 99 wood blanks and 99 rocks

And glue

From where? Fuck you don't ask

[visual vortex]

You also need wax

But you cant use candle wax

[sleek harness]

Yeah

[visual vortex]

You need to kill a vegan shark to get shark wax

[arctic tapir]

"hardcore" minecraft mods be like

[visual vortex]

Better than wolves mod creator's favorite game

[blazing epoch]

Why does pressing Y reset my entire loadout dawg 😭

Gotta do my whole skill tree again

[sleek harness]

Animals will only drop good meat if you kill it with a bow and not a axe or a sword

[visual vortex]

Every time you enter combat it does a pokemon battle transition and it bwcomes like duck hunt

[sleek harness]

You should make the game entirely 2d 3d

[visual vortex]

4d

[sleek harness]

Exactly

[visual vortex]

I should make it using shitty old computer cutscene styles

Where it's that mix of video footage and bad polygons

[sleek harness]

Theres only 186x186 pixels

[visual vortex]

All the cutscenes have no audio beyond the characters talking

Except when there's a thunderstorm

Because now you cant hear them

[sleek harness]

Then when its not in cutscene theres audio

Genius

[visual vortex]

This is a game made for everyone and nobody

Also there's no credits

Beyond one small room with a vhs

[sleek harness]

Made to make no game generation enjoyers happy

[ember nimbus]

no "and most importantly... you."

[sleek harness]

[visual vortex]

The perfect blend to make everyone pissed off

With stupid ass puzzles that you could solve logically

But cant

You gotta use a fishing hook to open the piggy bank instead of smashing it

If you try to smash it the entire floor shatters and you die

[sleek harness]

It reminds them of their favorite games but it fucks it ups so bad that they don't want to play it anymore

[visual vortex]

That's how a real game is

[sleek harness]

Most actually

[visual vortex]

Make it so bad people dont want to play it but have it have amazing parts that make them not refund it

And have 5000 achievements for every little action

[vapid matrix]

Chat when is the next content update

[limpid vigil]

my best guess? Next month maybe - to have something before warhammer skulls

[sleek harness]

End month

[vapid matrix]

This month?

[sleek harness]

End month

[limpid vigil]

now that you say it - yeah prolly

[vapid matrix]

man what’s end month?

Dezember?

[sleek harness]

The month which everyone is

[limpid vigil]

Foo? You ok bud? Can i call you Foo btw?

[vapid matrix]

Uh

[naive jungle]

yoda is that you?

[sleek harness]

What

[limpid vigil]

can i call you Foo

for short

[sleek harness]

I am testing his intelligence hold on

[sleek harness]

No

[dire kayak]

exopliosions you

[limpid vigil]

ok sir!

[sleek harness]

No

[vapid matrix]

Uh

[naive jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/arriba-gif-12324188786972117417

[limpid vigil]

i was worried you were having a stroke and not the gooner kind

thank goodness

[sleek harness]

I was not

If I was dying then I wouldn't be typing

[limpid vigil]

that is what the thank goodness was for

to confirm you are not dying / dead

[limpid vigil]

if infinite monkeys with infinite typewriters can write shakespeare during eternity than so can a dead body falling on a keyboard make a few semi-coherent sentences

[sleek harness]

The problem is

I am not infinite

[limpid vigil]

you got me there

unless a certain necron shows up and makes you a museum piece by stopping you in time

but that is unlikely

[dire kayak]

bunies :3

[wheat sphinx]

I want the Cadian shock troop

I will buy it for my birthday

[thick coyote]

Noooo
Don't call him foo

[wheat sphinx]

I need my Vet to look propa Cadian

[thick coyote]

There are foo fighters around the corner

Haaaaank

Haaaaank

[limpid vigil]

this was what i was thinking of when i came up with the nickname

but Rat asked me not to use it

so i won't

[cosmic light]

can someone carry me in apex

[thick coyote]

I don't play BRs

[dire kayak]

bunyonies

[limpid vigil]

also called a bunno or a wabbit

[ember nimbus]

i played 1 game of fortnite with my bros

we got a victory royale

and i never touched the game again

on the other hand i played like 50 games of pubg and never even got close

so i probably won against grade schoolers

[dire kayak]

bunni >w<

[lime beacon]

It was probably filled with bots

[ember nimbus]

nah that was way back when, just when they pivoted from the zombie defense gamemode

i dont think they had bots back then

plenty of children tho

[lime beacon]

Unc alert

Back in my day ahh unc

[limpid vigil]

god i still miss save the world (the zombie mode you mentioned)

i rly liked it untill they cancelled the campaign

[limpid vigil]

damn im only 20 and im an unc already

[lime beacon]

That’s right

20 is the new unc, if you’re 20, it’s time to get in the hole

[limpid vigil]

since im unc tho....

can i ask you to get me a beer?

[lime beacon]

Since I’m 24, I am grandpa, so I outrank unc

No beer

[limpid vigil]

damn

foiled again

[quaint moss]

nuh uh :3

[nocturne bloom]

Get in the what

[dire kayak]

i explodedded his mind

[somber stream]

Huh

So they might be adding zombies to BF6

For the first time in Battlefield history

[fiery wave]

You mean you are kiddo.

[sleek harness]

The fuck you mean nuh uh

[obtuse oak]

they're adding the whole kitchen sink to bf6

it has the finals and warzone already, why not more

[quaint moss]

yarp :>

[obtuse oak]

well i guess that's the actual benefit of using multiple studios at once. if they all work on a bunch of gamemodes then they don't get in each other's way while still multiplying the amount of content on offer.

[warm maple]

NUH UH

[obtuse oak]

as long as the base game gets enough focus from the main stockholm team then it's whatever to me.

[sleek harness]

What do y'all think about ogryn getting a melta weapon on the next update

Instead of you know

Buffing his weaker weapons

And making him more fun to play

[visual vortex]

No buff his weapons and give him new weapons

And let him throw poxes

Actually remove all his weapons

Just let him right-hook everything

[sleek harness]

@fiery wave you forgot to stare at him too

[fiery wave]

I'm not going further back, too tired from IRL interaction cos day before 3 days of CNY.

[sleek harness]

Wdym further back

It was right below my message

[visual vortex]

Further back

[quaint moss]

too far :3

a desert away

[sleek harness]

Karien is lazy confirmed?

[visual vortex]

Karien lazier than me confirmed?

[dire kayak]

i want ogryn to have a pyrecannon

[visual vortex]

I bought a $6 kids candy kit

Im making this candy shit like breaking bad

[elder merlin]

One day the Ogryn players on console will get the Mohawk hairstyle

I have to believe

Its the only thing keeping me going

[feral vessel]

what sort of contauction are you making

[elder merlin]

Fluffy rat thing needs pets, @fiery wave

[visual vortex]

I have no idea

Im supposed to use water

[quaint moss]

rock candy >:3

[feral vessel]

I hope you're not making TNT with candy again.

[visual vortex]

But all my water goes to AI data centers

So i sont have any

[feral vessel]

you reckon you can use the shitty swampwater instead?

[visual vortex]

Fuck it guys we using sprite for water

[feral vessel]

boil the water

[visual vortex]

Nah we using sprite

Tbat takes time

[feral vessel]

works

[visual vortex]

And i only have about 30 years left on this planet before microplastics kill me

[feral vessel]

Uh, based department?

[fiery wave]

Patpats.

[fiery wave]

He always does, maybe needs the server patting him.

[elder merlin]

[visual vortex]

Thank goodness this stuff has 0g pf protein and 0 fibers

Or potassium

Or iron

But hey we got 1% of sodium

[feral vessel]

ENTIRE ONE PERCENT??

[visual vortex]

Ikr

So generous

It's like how companies do pizza parties where you only get one slice

Oh i gotta wait three minutes for this stuff

[tired inlet]

today is the weekk I hit 100 hive scum missions

[visual vortex]

I wonder if i can just eat it now

[sleek harness]

No

[sleek harness]

NO

[fiery wave]

Everyone here is like, wow, I can make godly vids with 6 words. I'm still just staring.

[visual vortex]

Transformers AI statue for $4000

[tired inlet]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Food_of_the_Gods_II

[tired inlet]

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097371/

[arctic tapir]

Is the voice line for Brahms(?) asking for Zola by name new?

[sleek harness]

What the fuck is this plot

[sleek harness]

I am not watching the whole movie

[tired inlet]

it's right up your alley

[sleek harness]

What

[tired inlet]

I watched it last week

[visual vortex]

That movie sounds stupid

[tired inlet]

Oh for sure. But it's fun.

[sleek harness]

It's about giant rats killing people

[shy sandal]

Hi team

[visual vortex]

Hi

[sleek harness]

Person

Which I remember the name

But don't know why

[tired inlet]

Well, not necessareily giant, but ROUS definitely

[sleek harness]

Big

[shy sandal]

I show up from time to time

[quaint moss]

nuh

[shy sandal]

... Every now and then?

[visual vortex]

My intestines itch

[sweet trail]

Me if I was a space marine:

my dying sergeant hands me the geneseed of our dead teammates

Me: "oh thanks bro I was getting hungry :)"

[sleek harness]

Aren't you a girl

[visual vortex]

It's modern GW dont worry

[sweet trail]

Uh

[visual vortex]

We can retcon any lore and disrespect the fans for investors

[sleek harness]

Sadly GW didn't made up female Astrates yet

Just custodes

Which are better Astrates

[visual vortex]

Which was a fucking stupid idea

[sweet trail]

Custodes have geneseed right

[visual vortex]

Especially how they rolled it out

[shy sandal]

Here we go again.

[sleek harness]

Yeah

From their big papa Emperor

[visual vortex]

Haha

Genesesd

Haha

[sweet trail]

See i was kinda banking on ppl not realising this bc I noticed nobody ever reads bios

[visual vortex]

Seed

Haha

[shy sandal]

I honestly have no clue to that

[quaint moss]

generational seed

[shy sandal]

Have they ever made "New" custodes?

[sweet trail]

What if female astartes do exist but they are physically and mentally indistinguishable

[sleek harness]

Female Custodes

[visual vortex]

That's exactly what they said about the custodes

And retconned a bunxh of lore

And executed the sisters of silence for it

[timber elk]

Well we are “supposedly” getting a new valdor model soon

Because he’s the king in yellow

[visual vortex]

Guys we need to kill more factions and remove them from the store

[sweet trail]

No you can tell a female stodes from a male stodes

[timber elk]

Which I wouldn’t touch with a ten foot pole

[visual vortex]

💀

[sleek harness]

"Sorry brother, turns out I wasn't men enough than you believed I was."

[quaint moss]

ten poles foot

[shy sandal]

No, those were retconned into always being there, i mean. Actually "make new custodes" ?

Aren't they ancient and incredibly low on population?

Are new ones born?

[visual vortex]

GW demands men with long hair

[timber elk]

No

[sweet trail]

I meant that there is literally no difference, like a woman is literally just instantly turned into a full on massive muscle dude

[timber elk]

Once a custodes dies

That’s it

[sweet trail]

Yes from the emperors vagina

[timber elk]

The materials to replace the armor, weapons and a custodes is nearly impossible

[quaint moss]

:3333333

[visual vortex]

And it's a waste of resources logically

[floral dragon]

What's the 3 other missions after campaign

[sweet trail]

Twice as many recruits = waste of resources

Lol

[floral dragon]

Do they unlock anything particular once done

[sleek harness]

It's about this guy

He's literally the best guy

[visual vortex]

Not like that i mean women are just physically weaker than men

[timber elk]

No im the best

:[

[visual vortex]

So they're wasting more resources making the women on the same level

[sleek harness]

You are the best lamb

But him

[fiery wave]

Explain bald of war.

[floral dragon]

Ah. Im level 29 on my zealot but made a character for the other 3 classes so I'll probably play them a bit once this first one is 30

[sleek harness]

He is the best guy

[sweet trail]

Not all of them

[timber elk]

Fine

[visual vortex]

Millions must be bald

[sweet trail]

There are women stronger than you

[dire kayak]

im wondering whether i should get warhammer 40k mechanicus or not,,,

[quaint moss]

best men, where, i like men

where men

[visual vortex]

Yeah no shit cuz i dont work out

[timber elk]

I mean…..okay? I’m fine with that.

[sweet trail]

I love men

[sleek harness]

Everyone love men

[visual vortex]

Millions must love men

[floral dragon]

I think I'm on dammation dif so far which i thought would be harder but it turned out to be easier than heresy because my missions have stronger teams lol

[dire kayak]

yaoi,,,,,,

[shy sandal]

Can they even make news ones, or have they forgotten/burned the blueprints for one?

[sweet trail]

Wasn't talking to you bestie <3

[timber elk]

I just said it’s nearly impossible to make new ones

[sweet trail]

I meant there are women who can compete with men because individual variation matters a lot

[fiery wave]

But you know, stereotypically male/patriarchal focused thing and fanbase.

[visual vortex]

I am so sick of these weird gay comic ads i get from this one website

[shy sandal]

Common banana marines L 🥀

[visual vortex]

I dont watch gay stuff guys i swear

I just get these ads

[timber elk]

picks up a semi truck

[sleek harness]

Wait hold on... If theres now female custodes, why won't they reproduce?

[fiery wave]

Heresy is just easier to solo, but you have to be able to solo in the first place... and you need to do it more.

[sleek harness]

[visual vortex]

Im so hyped for white salamanders ☺️ 🙏

[quaint moss]

"like it? HELL I LOVED IT!"

[timber elk]

Don’t. You. Dare.

[fiery wave]

Because the men are a turn off.

[quaint moss]

The punisher or somin

[timber elk]

We are not going down that rabbit hole

[visual vortex]

So are the female ones

Everyone is a turn off

[dire kayak]

i hate custodes

they all look the same

[sleek harness]

If theres male and female custodes, why won't reproduce since the Horus Heresy era?

[shy sandal]

I think custodes unironically don't know what sex is.

[visual vortex]

If male and female, why not sex?

[sleek harness]

I mean yeah, they are brothers

[timber elk]

We know goober. You have so much fan art in your room :3

[visual vortex]

🤔

[sleek harness]

I don't think any astrates do either

[sweet trail]

Tbh a big thing that gets me with the whole "women are weaker they cant be fighters" thing is that like, a good 70% of that is dependent on culture. Historically in cultures that allowed women in combat roles and normalised it, you genuinely do see a lot of accounts of women fighting. Like the scythians. And keep in mind this is back when war WAS genuinely much more based on strength because people were using bows and swords and not guns

[fiery wave]

Yeah, but personality matters. Would you sleep with an egotistical patriarchal douchebag?

[dire kayak]

like i cant tell a warden shield captain from trajan valoris that well

[visual vortex]

Like that one female custodes?

[dire kayak]

NUH UH

[visual vortex]

Depends if they're got

Hot

[timber elk]

Especially this body pillow I see of Constantine valdor

[fiery wave]

Ppl need to go back to Catachan. Women are scarier because they survived with innately less strength.

[sweet trail]

Accidentally a good analogy because any "white" salamander would have dark skin due to the properties of their star and thus indistinguishable from their battle brothers

[sleek harness]

Compare how much gold they have on their armor

[arctic escarp]

they recruit from the children of rich terran nobles and its seen as a great honor

[dire kayak]

NUH UH LAMB IS LYING

[visual vortex]

Nah just white salamander

Retcon the lore

[timber elk]

And sometimes goober as two very hot custodes giving goober a really good back massage

[visual vortex]

We NEED them

[arctic escarp]

so they're pretty much brainwashed and bred for the emperor since little

[dire kayak]

expldodeds you

[timber elk]

(Okay I’ll stop before I get in trouble)

[sweet trail]

Its genuinely a cultural thing. And a desperation thing as well.

Like the soviets had tons of female soldiers and they still trashed the nazis

[shy sandal]

"Women aren't good fighters" until you gotta meet the quota and realize there are women out there willing to die for their nation instead of some cowardly men.

[visual vortex]

If they're equal, then why separate sports for each?

🤔

[sweet trail]

Didnt say there were no differences, just that those differences dont matter as much as individual variation

[timber elk]

Oh boy

I’m sensing a shit storm in coming

[visual vortex]

Let them compete in the blood sports

[sweet trail]

Im having fun ragebaiting the chud

[visual vortex]

Blood for the blood god

Skulls for the skull throne

[sweet trail]

BASED AND KHORNEPILLED

[sleek harness]

Can we go back about shit talking GW for forcing the existence of female custodes instead of talking about this female vs male thing

It's boring

[timber elk]

Absolutely

[shy sandal]

At the end of the day, we are all expendable bodies for the war machine, men, women, anything in between and outside of it 🚬

[visual vortex]

"There was always female custodes."

🙏

I hate GW

[timber elk]

I hate dead by daylight

[visual vortex]

I hate everything

[fiery wave]

I mean, I watched a female only squad beat a male only squad at timed stuff in those IRL military style exercise thing. Males get the better out of the box stuff, but skill and better training will alway beat that.

[sleek harness]

Male and women are different on strength because biology

End of discussion

[quaint moss]

can i get a real

[visual vortex]

Thank u

[sleek harness]

Lets shit talk GW now

Uhhhhhhh

[timber elk]

No

[visual vortex]

Gw is bad

[timber elk]

I wanna shit on dead by daylight

[visual vortex]

Bad models now

[tired inlet]

internet hiccuped while mid-clutch; I guess those three guys are fucked

[quaint moss]

Gw is good like writing

[sweet trail]

Plus again, i imagine that in a war where youre mostly just shooting people physical strength matters less than endurance.

Chaos cultist: "i'm sure to win because I'm statistically likely to be significantly stronger than her-"

Imperial guardsman, from 500 meters away with a long las: "oh shit wait i hit him."

[visual vortex]

Nah gw is bad

[visual vortex]

What type of chaos cultust tho

Because some would like getting shot

[timber elk]

Cultist*

[sweet trail]

Yeah but not all of them

[dire kayak]

i wanna hate GW,,,,,

[visual vortex]

I HATE GW

[dire kayak]

but they made the mechanicus and the thousand sons,,,,,

[visual vortex]

👹

[tired inlet]

Statistically women are better at shooting things; "women's sports" were segregated because they were dominating marksman contests

[sweet trail]

Wait really thats fucking hilarious

[visual vortex]

Can they club gorilla gud tho?

[sleek harness]

Ciphas

[elder merlin]

If only GW and Fatshark would give the Ogryn a true minigun and a pair of gauntlets, my life would be theirs

[sweet trail]

Ciphas?

[quaint moss]

weal

[visual vortex]

FATSHARK 🙏

[sweet trail]

Is that me

[sleek harness]

Ciphas

I am removing the A

[quaint moss]

anyways ima maelstorm

:3

[sleek harness]

Too lazy

[sweet trail]

Ciphas :)

[visual vortex]

GIVE ME THE ABILITY TO PUNCH THINGS AND MY LIFE IS URS

🙏

[sweet trail]

Thats actually a cute nickname

[fiery wave]

This is hilarious but also explain what I saw. The men did better at the sprints and climbing but lost time at the precision sniping.

[sleek harness]

Can I brainwash you into moving on to another topic

[elder merlin]

[sweet trail]

Sure I dont like gw either

[visual vortex]

Millions must be brainwashed

[sleek harness]

I am asking very nicely

[sweet trail]

Theyre evil

[sleek harness]

Thank you

[visual vortex]

To achieve chudtopia

🙏

[sweet trail]

Chudtopia 🤤

[visual vortex]

We MUST reach Chudtopia

[jaunty path]

would anyone want a clown servitor

[visual vortex]

I want a servitor servitor

[timber elk]

Um no

[sleek harness]

Are you going to be the clown servitor

[dire kayak]

same,,,,,

[dire kayak]

thats just me,,,,

[timber elk]

Why are you using comas?

[shy sandal]

This whole debate bores me. All I'll say is war is far different than a duel. And armies will always prefer numbers and better equipment over anything.

Who cares if you have more fit soldiers if we can just drone strike your camp?

[dire kayak]

i dunno >w<