general-chat

[marsh iris]

just the commodities, sometimes you get pirate/RA loot from the locals by completing the missions

[twin flower]

Hmmm, I'll keep an eye out, whats the weapon called in game

Oh i guess you havent had it yet also

I dont wanna look up too much stuff cuz I like finding things as I go when i play games

[marsh iris]

cant recall the name but you know it when you see it, the pic looks like a hotshot lasgun with the cables

[gloomy tartan]

I wish you could put little hats on more stuff

[somber stream]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzoCyLaeuto
Fuck me it's fully voiced by David Hayter

[marsh iris]

depends on the game seed, sometimes you get good weapons before others do in their game seed

[somber stream]

Time to reinstall

[twin flower]

i dont even know whats good to have sometimes so i have a habit of buying stuff i dont have yet just to compare properly

[marsh iris]

he's old snake now 😔

[twin flower]

i lucked out on a medium walker that was like 800 something, while the rare items was selling it for 2000 like wth

[marsh iris]

collect all the different guns

[drowsy prawn]

aren't they all old from some age acceleration 🤔

[twin flower]

I do

[marsh iris]

rare items not worth buying unless you really need that shit you been wanting so long

[hazy kestrel]

Lmao, just lost a guaranteed auric win by deciding to go back to help the psyker who was taking forever / wouldn’t die.

No good deed goes unpunished.

[marsh iris]

usually wait for it to go into the common blackmarket stockpile

[gloomy tartan]

You tried to be a hero

[hazy kestrel]

And of course, I get blamed for running ahead and stealthing to the evac Valkyrie.

Some people

I’m literally in the end zone, just give up please for the love of god.

The other two yahoos died too lmao.

[gloomy tartan]

They couldn’t handle the confidence and swagger of a young stealthed zealot

[twin flower]

Yeah theyre just too expensive anyway, so I get by

[hazy kestrel]

Anyways. It is what it is.

[gloomy tartan]

Your stealth too sneak, your hammer too maxed

[marsh iris]

where's the cardboard box, totally unplayable

[somber stream]

ikr

But that minimap is diabolical

Basically Lion but discreet

[fiery wave]

@somber stream :3

[somber stream]

Ello Karien

REVOLVER OCELOT

[gloomy tartan]

We all wish we were snake or ocelot

But we’d be Johnny

[fair bridge]

fallout 76 is kinda cozy

[shy sandal]

It is, I've been having a blast playing it on my free time

[shy sandal]

I'm wondering if Vigil can hide from it

[quaint moss]

METAL GEAR WHERE

[ripe tangle]

[shy sandal]

Mostly grinding gear and legendary perks now

[shy sandal]

Solid Snake is the new Operator in R6 Siege

[quaint moss]

I saw

with the big ahh map

[fair bridge]

only thing that pisses me off is how big the goddamn map is

like yeah it's pretty but holy fucking shit

[shy sandal]

Honestly, it's not that bad after a while. When you got enough caps to just fast travel to other people's camps or place you already visited

[dire kayak]

ive escaped containment >w<

[somber stream]

He can

I know i said i'd never look back but. . .

Just, one last ride

[gloomy tartan]

Solid snake is a fan of Godzilla

Or one of them was

I forget the clones confuse me

[twin dirge]

Awooga

[dire kayak]

mraow

[marsh iris]

next operator sonic the hedgehog

[marsh iris]

btw hope you got those extra vision stuff like scout perk or radar, come in handy against some menace type

[twin flower]

I got it on Darby, should all my infantry have it

[marsh iris]

you gonna "love" the menace skirmishers

[twin flower]

Those frog fuckers? I already met them

[marsh iris]

xDD

[twin flower]

took out my whole squaddies

[marsh iris]

the worse assholes

[twin flower]

fuckin hell

[marsh iris]

i think they are equpped like 3x crocodiles

even vehicles are not safe

[twin flower]

I think it was 3 autocannons, like jesus christ

[quaint moss]

jojo reference

[marsh iris]

[twin flower]

Yeah I dont like getting near those them at all

it almost took out Rewa one time

[marsh iris]

overload them at least the first chance i got

[twin flower]

Wait wuh

[twin flower]

I had the unfornate luck to just walk up with my walker and lo and behold, out the shadows were these buggerloids

its making me think if I should take ZigZag just for the extra defense but idk if its worth

or that other perk that lowers getting defects on your walker

[marsh iris]

its pretty good, makes them miss more

[twin flower]

i forgot what it was called

need to re-work her perks then reee

[marsh iris]

though you have to move more to get more def bonus

[twin dirge]

Hey raider

Don't shoot

[twin flower]

Im always on the move if its Rewa anway so i think its okie

[marsh iris]

useful for your infantry APC

you got jumpjets on her ?

[twin flower]

I have it on Achilleas already ye

Uhh, its a perk? I'll have to check im off atm

[marsh iris]

no its the vehicle accessory

for the walker

[twin flower]

Oh, then nah, I only have the extra ammo and ceramic plates on her

What does the jumpjets do

[marsh iris]

it jumps over obstacles, very handy for those cowards behind buildings and cover, without have to turn

60 AP for covering quite a distance and enough ap to fire

i think its like 6 or 7 tiles

[twin flower]

I think I saw it before but I didn't have a walker yet at the time

I need to check my blackmarket again

[marsh iris]

i didnt use plates on the medium mech, its still quite tanky

probably the perks

[twin flower]

What's your perks on her

Finisher sounded really nice and the plus 40% base dmg but -15% accuracy was kind of a big falloff

[quaint moss]

Darby the gambler

[marsh iris]

iirc, expert pilot, tankbuster, bags and belts, grind down, drive-by, commando

she can one hit a guncrawler in one attack if lucky with the twin link autocannon

[twin flower]

godayum

lemme yoink that lineup

[marsh iris]

i would spend more to promote but its getting expensive to field xD

[rocky radish]

Sometimes I think about an arbi I saw once called Tyrannosaurus-Lex with a mastiff called Terrierdactyl, and it pains me that I'll never have names that good

[quaint moss]

baller naming convention

[marsh iris]

commando if you want her to solo off her own

not worth if you prefer to keep her around your other dudes

but she flank good with jump jets and extra movements

also gave her advanced rader, most importantly

[austere leaf]

My favorite hive scum name is still Tithe-Evader

[ancient violet]

Broke: Police Brutality joke 🛌🏻

Woke: Fucking Dinosaurs 🔥

[quaint moss]

"i dont care who the irs sends, im not paying my taxes"

[cursive linden]

bro what the fuck is going on auric tonight? Im either spawning into maelstroms with a dead team or my team is wiping 5 minutes into the mission. 6 times in a row now

[low blade]

Chat do I play Darktide or Mirror's Edge

[fair bridge]

mirror's edge

[cursive linden]

chat whats the worst missions modifier and why is it lights out

[low blade]

🫡

[fiery wave]

I assume weekend night if US.

[hazy kestrel]

Lights out is the best mission modifier.

Just squint harder smh.

[quaint moss]

:

[drowsy prawn]

gas is the worst

bar none

[quaint moss]

HUH

it gives healing

[drowsy prawn]

we talking about the gas

in game

[hazy kestrel]

Hounds is up there for me, just annoying.

[drowsy prawn]

😏

[quaint moss]

sniper ventalition purge
or like out gunned on ammo builds

[hazy kestrel]

Sniper vent purge is fun.

Free laser light show

To accompany the music.

[quaint moss]

of your teamate screams for help XD

[hazy kestrel]

If they die, they die.

Shouldn’t have over extended and/or stayed behind.

[astral basin]

I just got crucified by hd2 bots for an hour and a half

Aaaa

[shy sandal]

Chase the Dragon Licht

Just one more hit

[hazy kestrel]

ONE. LAST. JOB. ARTHUR!

Oh wait, wrong game.

[quaint moss]

i thought you knew spanish dutch

[shy sandal]

Why is Gesaffelstein so popular all of the sudden?

Did he win a grammy or smth?

[astral basin]

He got my grammy

I miss her someone help

[quaint moss]

whose that

[shy sandal]

Another french techno musician to my collection ig

[quaint moss]

french tomato

😋

[languid hazel]

Mrrrp :3

[dire kayak]

purrrr

[gloomy void]

Has Maxine stopped by at all recently? Or is she still gone?

[hazy kestrel]

I haven’t heard anything.

[bright rover]

keep seeing a lot of auric storm survivors in my heresy. what are they doing there

[hazy kestrel]

They probably cheesed the A.S.S. penance and went back to their old stomping grounds.

[dire kayak]

she was here a few days ago

[fiery wave]

It's a near black screen without flashlights on some maps for me.

[hazy kestrel]

Squint harder pal.

Eye strain goes brrr

Also, just up the brightness to max if you haven’t lol.

[fiery wave]

Doesn't work that way unless you cheat with reshade.

[bright rover]

I found out about this recently on r/darktide lmao

I was just leveling up my weapon

[hazy kestrel]

Blegh, I don’t use mods. But I see well enough, and my vision is garbage shrug.

[quaint moss]

[fiery wave]

I see barely anything in actually lighted areas. You actually pay2win if you have good PC.

More light sources.

[dire kayak]

im a cat so lights out is really easy

[hazy kestrel]

Though I do usually just use the spot target button a lot.

[fiery wave]

Pressing dpad up means being a sitting duck.

[hazy kestrel]

Oh, you must use a different controller scheme than I do.

I just have tag bound to L1

[fiery wave]

Unless you mean cheating with auto tag mods.

[hazy kestrel]

I don’t use mods lmao. I just press the tag button a bunch of times to see if there’s anything in the dark.

[fiery wave]

Dpad up. Left bumper is my half dead dodge button.

[silk blaze]

is the scoreboard mod crashing anyone else?

[hazy kestrel]

Oh shit, it’s already 11:00.

Gonna sleep.

[fiery wave]

Nights.

[dire kayak]

baiii

[fiery wave]

Go to modding discord to ask for the manual patch.

[silk blaze]

thanks

[fiery wave]

Then manually edit in the patch.

[silk blaze]

do you happend to have the discord for that?

[floral dragon]

It's time

[fiery wave]

You can find it in communities.

[floral dragon]

Time to chop up some poxwalkers

My wife fell asleep finally. She's been sick so valentines day was slightly less fun than I would've hoped but she seems to be getting better

Been taking care of her all day so I'm likely going to stay up late getting some me time in

How are you all doing

[fair bridge]

i made a delicious meal for us today

it was peak

[whole glade]

me uh

have doc apponint me tmr :[

[dire kayak]

i cried a lot on valentine's day

[twin flower]

no chocolat?

[dire kayak]

couldnt get

[low blade]

Hello general chat of 100k users I dont know lets talk about my fragile emotional state

[dire kayak]

i have

literally no other option

[main zephyr]

i only play heresy

to speed run material collection

[steep oasis]

real lol

[main zephyr]

also

did some heresy recently to finish my penances

[gloomy void]

Felt

[fiery wave]

Too expensive?

[astral basin]

Aaaa

[twin dirge]

Chat I don't like chocolate

So I wasn't that upset I didn't get anything for Valentine's

[astral basin]

I planned to drink scotch getting home
Went to sleep instead

[knotty terrace]

Will we ever see the day when an ogryn can count to 5

[languid hazel]

Insert “I Can Only Count to Four” here

[astral basin]

Me count so poor

[timber elk]

is eating chips

[lilac owl]

First ill take a chip. And eat it

🔥 dialog

[whole glade]

i printing off my fav gals helmet :3

malenia

[teal token]

E

[whole glade]

EEEEEEEE

[teal token]

Hello comrade Koz the Femboy of the Artillery Witch

[whole glade]

OLA

[main zephyr]

[main zephyr]

Before or after she's basically possessed

She becomes a vessel for that outer God

[rough verge]

I only play heresy cause my friends are shitters

[main zephyr]

oof

[delicate vapor]

this cold udon in this australian heat is blessing

WOO

OH YEA

[rough verge]

I wish it was getting cold. We just had record snow a few years ago but now its only snowed twice

[delicate vapor]

just a couple more weeks till summer ends here

[rough verge]

Do arachnophobss just get sacrificed in Australia

[teal token]

Hell comrade Miso from Soup

[delicate vapor]

what

[rough verge]

Big old spiders

[teal token]

Perhaps?

[delicate vapor]

thats our countries defense

[main zephyr]

Lol

[rough verge]

I cannot stand spiders

[main zephyr]

Well

[teal token]

Then sit spider?

[main zephyr]

I know a movie I liked as a kid would be a arachnophobes nightmare

Eight legged freaks

[rough verge]

I was falling asleep one night, I thought my arm was spasming cause I hit arms that day so I reached over to scratch it and got a handful of spider. Spooked me more than any game or movie

0/10 dont recommend

[main zephyr]

And scarlet Johansson was in it

[delicate vapor]

[hidden whale]

I think people are too scared of spiders

centipedes are infinitely worse

[rough verge]

The name is familiar but I forgot what she do

[hidden whale]

wasps are bad too

[teal token]

I got my toe nails knobed by roach once...

[hidden whale]

spiders are chill for the most part

[teal token]

Never again...

[rough verge]

Bugs🤢

[hidden whale]

people are too scared of roaches too. they literally cannot hurt you

[teal token]

Hello comrade mrrow

[delicate vapor]

[hidden whale]

I grab roaches and nonvenemous spiders and carry them outside

with my HANDS

[main zephyr]

They got to truck size

[rough verge]

Sigma

[main zephyr]

And the spider queen was

The size of a elephant

[teal token]

I'm not scared of roaches I just don't like them because unclean because when I was younger I love to catch roaches and put them in glass jar

[main zephyr]

There's only 1 roach that bothers me

[hidden whale]

I know they can carry harmful things, but we have modern hygiene

[rough verge]

All bugs are terrible and I only tolerate because they're important to the ecosystem

[hidden whale]

wash your hands and ur fine

[main zephyr]

the madagascar ones

[hidden whale]

I tolerate them up the moment that its a wasp in my house

[main zephyr]

the hissing rosches

[hidden whale]

because then its dying

I dont go into their nest and sting them

wasps come into my house and sting me. dead

[teal token]

Not enough here...

[hidden whale]

not enough wat? o.o?

[main zephyr]

I'm more worried about hornets

[teal token]

Like getting showered often but they are watching

[hidden whale]

what are you

saying

I dont understand

[teal token]

No matter how clean I will be they will still come to me....

[wheat sphinx]

Ji

[teal token]

[wheat sphinx]

Hi

[hidden whale]

the roaches??

[modest vapor]

Wsp everybody🎊

[hidden whale]

that guy is getting roached

[delicate vapor]

[wheat sphinx]

@main zephyr nice sona

[main zephyr]

My alpaca?

[wheat sphinx]

Yes

[teal token]

I even got spooked after I farted because it came from behind...

[hidden whale]

wtf are you talking about?! o.o

[teal token]

I got camped by roaches...

Welp at least there's none bothering while Darktiding

[astral basin]

Aaa

Shoot me

[teal token]

Hello comrade SoL of Skully

[teal token]

[astral basin]

Damn you couldn’t evaporate my legs too?

Close enough ig

[teal token]

Because he wants some part of you?

[astral basin]

.>

[whole glade]

whenever she got her fake limbs

fellow crips gotta stick together

[hidden whale]

I mean, theres no more "you" in this image

just meat

the emperor took your soul already :>

[main zephyr]

She had them before that fight with radhan and becoming a vessel

[whole glade]

shes really good disabled rep in gaming

shes best girl

[main zephyr]

She got them due to that scarlet rot curse

Which was decomposing her body

[whole glade]

more like brainrot

[whole glade]

becomes god of the rot

[main zephyr]

She did yeah

[hidden whale]

im a d1 malenia hater

[whole glade]

for gameplay or lore?

[hidden whale]

loses a fight to Chad Radahn

fucks up an entire land with rot

idk thats kind of cringe

[whole glade]

as yes put a crippled gal against beefcake mike tyson.

-.-

[hidden whale]

idgaf if she cripped, she still have hands

[whole glade]

shes my fav fromsoft girly

[whole glade]

barely

[main zephyr]

Pyrrhic victory

They both lost

given what happened to each of them

After the fight

[hidden whale]

play in caelid for a few hrs

realize its malenias fault

😠

(btw I like the malenia fight)

[rough verge]

Still have not played elden ring unfortunately

Maybe one day

[main zephyr]

Well

All that was because miquellas bullshit

[elder merlin]

Elden Ring time?

[whole glade]

grey knight simps vrs letting people enjoy something cool (challenge impossible)

[main zephyr]

Lol

My favorite chapter isn't canon sadly

But is fan made

The angry marines

[whole glade]

Angy marine

[elder merlin]

I got lost in there in the early game, before i even killed the grafted guy, just cheesed bosses and leveled, by the time i went back to the first area i was overleveled

[whole glade]

Dark angels are my fav

[elder merlin]

Angrine

[main zephyr]

They use power bats

[astral basin]

Pyrrhic victory is still a victory
Its more for against the odds wins

[whole glade]

but Space wolves got le arua for fucking GK

and letting humies drink with em

[main zephyr]

well

[astral basin]

GK have no aura bc gw refuses to put actual plot to them
Their whole chapter is obsolete when a writer just one guys it

[main zephyr]

Radhan turned Into a mindless beast

[whole glade]

and the fans are anti furry tourists

its crazy

[main zephyr]

And she went into a coma

[astral basin]

Only some of them
You cant take the word of a fan that only reps one faction

[teal token]

[whole glade]

i rep most factions :3

[main zephyr]

Well the thing

They grey knights weren't made

By big e

they were made by

Malcador

[gloomy tartan]

What

[whole glade]

custodes are better anyway

[gloomy tartan]

His name is bad cal door ?

Bad door?

His name is Mr bad door now

[main zephyr]

And he picked people from legions where primarchs were loyal and traitor

[rough verge]

Malcolm door

[main zephyr]

And used big e's gene seed

[astral basin]

Radahn, went feral bc all his willpower went into keeping the stars in the sky
Then he gets soul shoved into a cursed body to act as doorman

[whole glade]

GK vrs Months of Shame

[gloomy tartan]

Bad Communications door

[main zephyr]

and then he died at the end of the hersey sitting on the throne

[rough verge]

GK Gonkey Kong

[main zephyr]

I miss malcador

funny enough if the khan and others didn't stop him

Horus would have been dead pre hersey

[gloomy tartan]

Wait mal ca dor …

Bad California door?

[modern bobcat]

you think they had to milk the Emperor like a prize bull to get all that gene seed?

[main zephyr]

idk

[gloomy tartan]

Didn’t big e plan for the future?

[astral basin]

Malcador made them exclusively by big es design from what ive heard
Malcadore didnt care much for the idea, but he agreed that measures had to be taken in case worse comes to apocalyptic (which they did)

[main zephyr]

yeah

Made them during the hersey

[gloomy tartan]

Wait wtf is a gene seed

All I know is only men may have his seed because y’all made that very clear

[main zephyr]

What they use

To genetically turn people into astartes

[whole glade]

Big E's nuts

[gloomy tartan]

So like

[main zephyr]

In the orginal lore

[gloomy tartan]

He went to a clinic

And froze it

[modern bobcat]

Big d'Ez Nuts

[astral basin]

Gobbldy biomancy code for “the science samples that shape the astartes”

[main zephyr]

They had Male n female astartes

[whole glade]

how about i skin you alive.

[astral basin]

Apparently goop* is censored

[main zephyr]

But the female stuff for astartes didn't sell well

so

[main zephyr]

They got retconned

But yes

[main zephyr]

Originally we bad both male n female astartes both

[modern bobcat]

imagine female Black Templars

[whole glade]

SoB

[modern bobcat]

Weaponised racist facebook aunts

[somber stream]

Binturong looks and feels like a Cryptid

[main zephyr]

Yeah

The poor sales robbed us

Of something that would have been amazing

[gloomy tartan]

I mean

Did they have boob armor

Some people refuse if there’s no boob armor

What year was this?

[teal token]

Hello comrade ChrisTheCadian

[gloomy tartan]

O7

[main zephyr]

Lol

[gloomy tartan]

Hello pal o

[main zephyr]

I wasn't around then

I only read most of the lore about stuff

[modern bobcat]

We have one at the zoo here iirc

[gloomy tartan]

Female
Armor changed alot

[modern bobcat]

they're like a cross between a Sloth and a Cat

[gloomy tartan]

From back in the day

[main zephyr]

In the 80s

When 40k was a primarily

Male centric hobby

[gloomy tartan]

Old female armor was just a metal bra and a thong like slave Leah or some Conan the barbarian looking metal album shit

[main zephyr]

Lol

[gloomy tartan]

Now there’s more options

[main zephyr]

But yeah

They were retconned so long

[teal token]

Hello comrade ironyuri

[main zephyr]

They won't be added at this point

[somber stream]

A bear cat that is neither bear, nor cat

Also smell like butter popcorn

[teal token]

Hello comrade Lichted

[gloomy tartan]

A bear and a seal are relatives

[main zephyr]

My guess

[gloomy tartan]

The fact a bear and seal have comparable jaw strength due to nearly identical skulls lol

[main zephyr]

They probably canonized the female custodes

[arctic shoal]

So like good old male armor? I miss the times when big muscled men were the norm

That and seen Arnold peak

[main zephyr]

To make up for the fact they retconned female atartes in the 80s

[astral basin]

Apparently 90% of 1st edition was third party writers being contracted to make stuff
Just for it all to not be licensed to GW
So a lot of stuff just got written around to concrete what was what

[quaint moss]

:)

[main zephyr]

Space king

[teal token]

Hello comrade please of the More Grog

[arctic shoal]

Don't think we should talk about the forbidden one. GW already went after void war (and failed)

[quaint moss]

yo whats good

[main zephyr]

okay

[arctic shoal]

[teal token]

Happy Chinese New Year good?

[main zephyr]

But basically

[teal token]

[main zephyr]

The female astartes

We're for rogue trader

[whole glade]

GUG

night night time

[main zephyr]

Which was before primarchs etc

[astral basin]

Nay

[astral basin]

You arent allowed

[whole glade]

i have a doc appointment Sol

plz

[main zephyr]

Gnite koz

[astral basin]

TOO DAMN BAD THATS ONE MORE MEDICAL CONDITION TO PAY EM FOR

[whole glade]

SOL IM EPPT

[main zephyr]

[whole glade]

goodnite miso soop

[astral basin]

Ciao then

[main zephyr]

Side note

In the comics

Santa trained batman to weaponize fear

And fight in the dark etc

In DC Santa's a cosmic being who annoys darkseid every year on Christmas

[wise depot]

Darktide be a bullshit game sometimes

[astral basin]

Wait this is the darktide server?

[wise depot]

No this is the Helldivers server

[quaint moss]

oh happy Chinese new year

[main zephyr]

[astral basin]

Not enough reddit shitmongers.
Thought this was the Overwatch server

[slim flicker]

woke up to my neighbors lighting firecrackers at 6 am

[astral basin]

Eugh

[wise depot]

Ew I got a 9-5 shift tomorrow

[slim flicker]

forgot how loud they could be

[quaint moss]

[wise depot]

Then I got a big test to take in 2 days

[last scarab]

I’m tempted to get back into the tabletop after like 10 years

[quaint moss]

do it

[astral basin]

My 40 hour week was scheduled for 26
And became 45
So. Yeah

Fun

[slim flicker]

you strike the iron 20 times

so earns you this picture of motor car

[gloomy tartan]

Crustaceans are basically robots

[quaint moss]

do you work the gulags

[jaunty path]

whats ur work

[gloomy tartan]

Rockstar studios? GTA 6 ?

[dire kayak]

ill bite your bosses

[quaint moss]

you were shot 57 times 😔

[astral basin]

Circle k

Gas station

Pretty much a gulag

[quaint moss]

pretty much

[whole bough]

i dont understand why the event is always so insanely hard

its like comparable to havoc 20+ even on heresy sometimes

[thick fog]

we like hard events

[amber sail]

Shrooms!

Anyway I'm listening to a song about titties at 2 in the morning on a Monday

[astral basin]

Stress testing

[amber sail]

I'd argue with a Karen to be honest

[whole bough]

bro

this game and its desync

i hold m2 and spam m1 to shove a dog

and it DOESNT SHOVE

so i DIE

https://tenor.com/view/rage-gif-24341837

[astral basin]

Log it. Send it to fs support site. Say thank you to julia. Continue suffering until a random update fixes it

[whole bough]

im probably gonna mod for the first time ever and get whatever that like

instant use thing to avoid desync

mod is

[timber elk]

Hey guys I got a idea

What if

We

Put a grenade launcher

On a shotgun?

:D

[twin flower]

Hey @marsh iris

I did one op, and it actually gave me the hotshot las a drop

[trail bramble]

it's actually easier to do the reverse, 40mm buckshot is a thing

[timber elk]

:[

Bro

I want a grenade launcher on a AA12 with a drum mag and dragons breath >:[

[astral basin]

They added snake to siege yesterday

and til zero is sam fisher

too bad siege is dogshit

[crimson crane]

Why does snipers sometimes instantly snap shot you?

[astral basin]

Skill issue

[crimson crane]

Literally no chance to dodge whatsoever

[astral basin]

Not serious *

[timber elk]

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[crimson crane]

0.1 secs insta 360 no scope

[timber elk]

Don’t care I think siege is a really bad game. Balance wise and realistic ballistic wise

The guns in siege are absolutely atrocious

The recoil is super unrealistic

Like maybe if you haven’t fired a firearm before. But in R6 these are trained operatives with highly specialized training, skills and ballistic capabilities and backgrounds, and yet your telling me a mp5 is somehow making an operator shooting into the celling full auto?

:[ it’s really dumb and I hate it

[astral basin]

For some reason they wanted the player to be the one that controls the recoil in its entirety
Which. For some reason became a thing in esport blowhard games

“Allows the player to express weapon skill”

[timber elk]

If that’s the case than it’s not a good recoil control system

[trail bramble]

I like it in CS

[timber elk]

A mp5 should not be that much a problem to control

Nor any sort of small caliber

I could understand if you’re shooting let’s say…..308?

[misty trench]

tbf recoil in CS is more a spray pattern that you have to master

[astral basin]

Think of it like this
At rest, with no manual control, the model holds it with limp wrists. Thus the recoil is atrocious
The player controls the recoil themself via… camera… control. Bc “you shoot where you aim”.

[misty trench]

which is more interesting than just having the gun kick like a mule

[timber elk]

Hmmmmm

Hmmmmmmmmmm

HMMMMMMMMMMMMM

[astral basin]

Siege has spray patterns.
The pattern is just also ass

[timber elk]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

Nope

I still that that’s pretty dumb

[misty trench]

yea CS spray patterns are like, the whole thing

[timber elk]

If they wanted to go with a simple recoil control system, they should’ve done what ready or not did

[cosmic burrow]

Yeah thats kind of the source thing

With recoil

Its set

[misty trench]

early days RoN had really bad recoil but they did fix it eventually I suppose

[cosmic burrow]

Unless coded otherwise

[timber elk]

Also isn’t the AK from counter strike the exact same in left for dead 2?

[astral basin]

CS, Siege, Valorant
Fragpunk
Bunch of other games deciding that forced kick control was how real gamers play
Makes me as a controller play just die inside

[misty trench]

probably? idk

[cosmic burrow]

No i dont think so

[timber elk]

And yet a SWAT game as more realistic recoil control system than any of the competitive shooters

actually

[cosmic burrow]

Realistic is not equal to competetive

[timber elk]

True

[astral basin]

Lmao i cant decide if incan loves or hates RoN

[timber elk]

But I was simply talking about how dog shit the recoil is in R6

[cosmic burrow]

I dont play r6 siege

[timber elk]

It’s atrocious

[misty trench]

it's back and forth

[cosmic burrow]

Or any ubisoft games anymore

[tender horizon]

I would argue realistic recoil is vicious recoil that you have to learn to control

[trail bramble]

ubi have been nerfing weapons for years

[misty trench]

I haven't had it installed in ages though, there's no replay value

[trail bramble]

right?

[tender horizon]

At least for some guns

[cosmic burrow]

Last ubigame i played was ac valhalaa

Was fun for what it was

[timber elk]

Oof

[tender horizon]

Idk why they got rid of the randomized variants of missions

[astral basin]

It came up bc til mgs Snake was added to siege
And sam fisher has been there the whole time

[cosmic burrow]

I did not max it. Dont worry i like my sanity

[timber elk]

Sorry

[cosmic burrow]

Also just the base game and free dlcs

[tender horizon]

RoN 1.0 is legit a complete downgrade to the beta/alpha

[limpid vigil]

What's yalls fav voiceline in darktide? Mine is the dregs yelling "For Nurgle!" with that weird accent

[astral basin]

Ubisoft is just a failed company as is

[limpid vigil]

May i point out their logo is a poop as seen from above?

[cosmic burrow]

IN THE NAME OF THE LEX

By maul

[tender horizon]

Less mission variation, less of the og brutality they sold the game on, enemies are somehow less reactive

Rip crack tween you will be missed

[limpid vigil]

I misread that and was wondering in wich season of southpark tweek did crack lmao

[astral basin]

Bungie and 343 is literally the siblings torn apart through divorce situation
Ubisoft? They were rewarded for doing good and kind of… chased the feeling rather than actually doing good

[cosmic burrow]

Bungie became the very thing they swore to destroy

[astral basin]

Meanwhile Digital Extremes: 12 years in “open beta”, and a second game slowly but surely releasing to the public for the past year and a half(?)

[whole bough]

beat an auric event and an ogryn blew up a poxburster at the elevator and killed me

[quaint moss]

it is awful, people literally cheat to remove the recoil, its that bad ;-;

[astral basin]

F

[whole bough]

also funny af that my guy was just fine in the cutscene

not mad at all

[astral basin]

Its end of mission.

[whole bough]

yea still won

[astral basin]

That solider of the inquisition is getting SLAMMED

Fuck everything else

[whole bough]

but getting blown up and lying flat on the elevator and then entering the cutscene and im just standing there ok

yeah lemme just dust myself off im good

[astral basin]

“Im getting your portion of drink big guy 🖕 “

[gloomy tartan]

The biggest horse of all…mankind

[astral basin]

You’re a horse?

A small portion of a larger horse?

[quaint moss]

honse

[astral basin]

Maybe i should play subnautica
I played below 0. Barely the og

Too bad 2 is currently a lost cause

[marsh iris]

dang lucky

[twin flower]

I got my own Scions now I think its better of Lim cuz of the Berserk perk

[amber delta]

scion deez nuts

[jaunty path]

fatshark drop the new class

now

Im bored

[rocky radish]

Yes. This.

[amber delta]

no

no more new classes

only mortis trial maps

[rough verge]

Me too man scum isnt that fun

Atleast imo

[jaunty path]

nah I like it personally

i love infinite dodge

feels borderline unbalanced at times but

¯_(ツ)_/¯

sure made me used to paying attention to my dodges

also

I wish scum just had more melee weapons

I might like

delete my psyker

Just to level it up again later

[amber delta]

I wish I could execute scum for lexbreaking

[jaunty path]

the humble barrel:

[amber delta]

[jaunty path]

either add better melee

or

fix bonesaw

and make it good

I dont like needing to pause every melee attack

[abstract nebula]

What is my fucking luck i have 7 bolters and all of them have mobility at 80

[rain pilot]

Me with key bundles

[amber delta]

mobility is king

[abstract nebula]

I'm literally spending all my net worth and melk bucks to have at least one that is at 70, at that point i don't even want it at 60

[rain pilot]

I am a crit fan personally

Because gambling

[abstract nebula]

The orange crit marker gives lot of dopamine

[rain pilot]

It's the kill feed boi

[abstract nebula]

That too

[rain pilot]

Why are the gifs broken?

[misty smelt]

time to purge some heretics

[stable bison]

whats the best ranged weapon for destroying the eye tentacle thing

[rain pilot]

Explain

[misty smelt]

eye tentacle?

[stable bison]

you know

[rain pilot]

No

[stable bison]

missions where you need to hit 3 of these then break the eye

[rain pilot]

I DON'T

Oh a daemon

[stable bison]

is that what they're called

[rain pilot]

Yes

[stable bison]

thanks

[rain pilot]

They be daemon

Daemon infestation

[misty smelt]

i just melee them

[dense slate]

corruptors

[stable bison]

are they their own category or does one of the +damage perks work on them

[abstract nebula]

Tbh i prefer just avoiding the knockback and using a melee special attack

[rain pilot]

Joe bible

[dense slate]

they seem more vulnerable to melee

other than that idk

[rain pilot]

Or shotgun

Shotgun nice

[dense slate]

oggy blitz have insta destroy

so, oggy rock wins

[abstract nebula]

They don't have a lot of health and aren't too common i don't think specialising in killing them is a good idea

[rain pilot]

Pin this meme build

[stable bison]

im speedrunning so it matters for me

[abstract nebula]

Ah i see

[misty smelt]

yeah its just a mission thing they arent an enemy type

[stable bison]

i see

[dense slate]

wait are you talking about the triple eyes themselves, or the whole thing

[stable bison]

triple eyes and the big one too

[rain pilot]

The fastest is team comp

[abstract nebula]

I think the best way is a fast one-shot with a melee weapon

[stable bison]

i understand but im doing some solos

[dense slate]

triple eye parts, anything works just hit them, bigger eye takes way more hits, i'd suggest testing in solo play

[abstract nebula]

You can wipe out the triple one in one swing if you do a heavy attack

[rain pilot]

GG home slice

[dense slate]

you can test in silo for 3 corruptors, relay station also

relay has 4 actually

and in soloplay you can switch builds at any point

[stable bison]

true

thanks

[rain pilot]

I am on a simple journey

To level up all weapons

https://tenor.com/view/pepperoni-number-fool-gif-13983131

(I know about the gifs)

[jaunty path]

https://tenor.com/view/why-does-this-weird-ass-cat-walk-like-that-weird-cat-walk-what-the-fuck-gif-10387837565466180938

click on it

ik u wont

[misty smelt]

you right i wont

[rain pilot]

I favourited this one before

[rain pilot]

It's great

Trust

[astral basin]

Aaa

[astral basin]

Id be dead having a rock shoved through my eye too ngl

[amber delta]

we should make work illegal

[astral basin]

Hm

[next iris]

https://tenor.com/view/revolution-gif-18643821

[amber delta]

[rocky radish]

UBI for all

[stable bison]

did havoc not rotate anything again this week?

i thought every week its supposed to be 2 maps in 2 maps out and 1 modifier in 1 modifier out

i still see the same 4 modifiers, healing, pus hardened skin, contaminated stimms and final toll

and from the looks of it, the same maps too

[amber delta]

they realised if they rotate rotten armour in one more time they will have riot on their hands

but they could rotate some maps

I am sick and tired of enclavum baross

[quaint moss]

[ripe tangle]

Why do people goon?

those who do shall be met with the Emperor’s Judgment, no exceptions.

[amber delta]

they are weak

their fleshy desires get the better of them

[stable bison]

me too

[astral basin]

Dear sister. If the people dont goon, then the emperor will have less soldiers for his armies

[fiery wave]

Dreaming of hot Terran ladies is motivation though.

[ripe tangle]

This….

IT CHANGES EVERYTHING!

[astral basin]

I snorted

[ripe tangle]

EVERYONE START GOONING RIGHT NOW!

That is an order.

[stable bison]

on it

[misty smelt]

Ok

All done

[marsh iris]

how was it? do you feel like a scion yet

[fiery wave]

Sub 30 seconds to fire?

[stable bison]

damn

[misty smelt]

Yeah...

[stable bison]

i guess theres always someone faster

[astral basin]

Thats a true soldier. Mag dumped when ordered

[ripe tangle]

[misty smelt]

Need as much time as possible to purge heretics

[stable bison]

its just efficient

[astral basin]

Get that battery recharged, and fire another volley

[ripe tangle]

Efficiency is good, we should run this information through the Administratum.

[misty smelt]

Only the emperors strongest soldiers can rapid fire like that

[astral basin]

…an old asian fertility video comes to mind

[amber delta]

soil fertility right?

[fiery wave]

You mean, gun pressed behind your head and ordered to fire or be fired upon?

[misty smelt]

[astral basin]

Big room. Like 30+ pairs. Soulless.
Like watching a documentary
There were outliers sure but.

[fiery wave]

What? I heard it works. Fear is a great motivation.

[stable bison]

what

[fiery wave]

Forced breeding but with Humans.

[astral basin]

Systematic reproduction
Remembered something that still weirds me out

Aaaa

[rough verge]

Gen chat moment

[astral basin]

Meanwhile the cadians

[fiery wave]

It's something that happened though.

[fiery wave]

They do it as well?

[astral basin]

Nah the cadians shag in any “private” corner they can find away from officers

[rough verge]

It just seems like the topics are always going off the rails in here

[astral basin]

Whatre else we gonna do, talk about darktide in the darktide server?

[fiery wave]

So the escape valk on a duo?

[rough verge]

How dare you suggest something so outlandish

[fiery wave]

There's threads for that though.

[rough verge]

Huh

Im lost now nvm

[astral basin]

If theyre not sore n not picky about the gore theyre wearing

[fiery wave]

Look, you just escaped possible death. Hot, you know.

[astral basin]

Hitting the showers more likely. They still have a report to make when the shuttle lands

[astral basin]

Adrenaline pumping, no time to waste getting them survivor genes out there 🫡

[gloomy void]

Chat Hope you all have a good day/night

[astral basin]

Imma have a bad one to spite you now

[gloomy void]

Dew it

No balls

[astral basin]

And i had such good things planned 😠

[rough verge]

W pfp

[fiery wave]

It's yuri though.

[astral basin]

Oh well

[somber stream]

Re6 gave me motion sickness, day ruined

[fiery wave]

6?

That thing plays like a action/cover shooter.

[somber stream]

No?

Constant action and kungfu fighting more like

[fiery wave]

You didn't mix up 6 and 7, right?

[somber stream]

The QTE is insane

[fiery wave]

Wait till Chris/Piers campaign lul.

[somber stream]

Yeah no more of that for today, my head is spinning

Imagine still getting motion sickness playing game

[fiery wave]

That's military cover shooter-esqe

Sherry and Jake one is most fun taste wise lul.

[fiery wave]

Btw, Piers is more fun than Chris.

Is the one campaign I suggest playing twice.

Specifically the last part.

[somber stream]

I see, interestingly it has a co-op mode to play with randos

Gotta learn the mechanics for next time, i had the game on maximum diff and got my ass handled at the final part of mission 1

[fiery wave]

Co-op on high ping sucks lul.

The QTEs is based on host FPS and such.

GL as partner.

[somber stream]

Heh, noted

[fiery wave]

I know cos played with someone from Denmark.

The hardest bits is the QTEs lmao.

[trail bramble]

no re6 campaign is worth playing twice

[fiery wave]

We failed it so many times.

[fiery wave]

Is, just to play Piers. Also is just dumb fun.

They made combat actually not clunk.

[trail bramble]

hard disagree

[astral basin]

I cant remember what game gave me migraines playing it

Like. I couldnt do more than a couple matches at a time

Prolly siege. Dont think so

Likely, bc that was my friend’s pick of game

[fiery wave]

To be fair, I have played a ton of budget and 'handheld' games so my jank tolerance is pretty high.

[rain pilot]

https://tenor.com/view/knife-cat-cat-knife-cat-knife-cat-angry-gif-9404759922388476738

[fiery wave]

Age just made it harder to deal with visual jank.

[rain pilot]

Can't say the same

Age made it better for me

[fiery wave]

Makes me sick if I can't get at least a stable 50.

[rain pilot]

36

I was a sony fan boy

I have trained

So.long

[fiery wave]

Why Darktide sometimes is overstimulation in many ways.

[marsh iris]

im darktide free for 2 months

[rain pilot]

Women make it better

[fiery wave]

17 to 72 (capped cos no point higher.) FPS.

[rain pilot]

[fiery wave]

I get stable 120 on booba games.

[rain pilot]

I love women more than booba

[fiery wave]

I mean Senran Kagura games.

[warm maple]

ambushes you in a dark alley.. "Hey buddy....Wanna power sword a massive horde of Pox Walkers?"

[marsh iris]

ew power sword

[warm maple]

bruh

[marsh iris]

[warm maple]

how can you not like the sound?

[marsh iris]

im sorry i cant stand mashing the special

[warm maple]

power cycler

Gives you a few hits

[marsh iris]

still

[warm maple]

what weapon do you like?

[marsh iris]

tac axe

mashing lmb , now thats something

[warm maple]

:\

I know its powerful, but thats such a boring weapon

[rain pilot]

Shovel

Makes bonk sound

[astral basin]

Buncha freaks

[marsh iris]

idk every wet chopping sounds tasty in my ears

sometimes i use chainsword or chainaxe

side dodge rev into mutants and poxhounds to feel cinematic

[hollow zephyr]

Not the optimal combo tho

On mk7 at least

[twin flower]

Yes , kinda whack tho, unlimited ammo, and it shreds enemies pretty well

Just when you mentioned it, I got it on my next RA mission, hope you get it soon too

[marsh iris]

nah im not wanting too much about it, all g

[marble prawn]

6gb update

What in the emperor's name is it

[wooden creek]

"We are currently investigating some minor errors that caught our attention, and we wanted to take the opportunity to implement changes to easier track these issues in this update.

This is not impacting the game, but it means that the patch size is a bit bigger than normal."

[wispy wadi]

More scaffolding!

[sick vortex]

detection measures for bugs

[amber delta]

holy

2 patchnotes

big

[woven yoke]

been a while since I've been in this sweaty mosh pit

[marble prawn]

This game scares me with patches since its large enough for a new game

[wispy wadi]

Nu uh they cover up the introduction of genestealers on board the ship

[sage palm]

When are silent pox bursters going to be fixed

[winged oasis]

i fucking hate gas pox so much

[wispy wadi]

This time for real

[molten matrix]

genunely massive update

[rotund mountain]

Biggest update

[surreal ermine]

big update
look inside
2 changes

[rain pilot]

OMFG

YES

YESSSSS

BEST UPDATE EVER

[molten matrix]

implemented 2 changes to easier track this update

but where devblog

[tacit geode]

Devblog fixing longshot on vet

[winged oasis]

Patch 1.10.7 patch notes
Bug Fixes

Fixed an issue introduced in Patch 1.10.6 that caused damage calculations to use an incorrect value for what was considered “Far Range”.
Fixed a bug where Forge’s Bellow would not trigger a shout when exiting Rampage!

literally what does any of this mean

[slim flicker]

why he 6 gigs

[molten matrix]

We are currently investigating some minor errors that caught our attention, and we wanted to take the opportunity to implement changes to easier track these issues in this update.

This is not impacting the game, but it means that the patch size is a bit bigger than normal.

[slim flicker]

virus

[static cosmos]

Warhammer is so ass

[tacit geode]

Far ranged was too far meaning it didn't trigger
The shout of rampage wasn't triggering

[amber delta]

I can tell you are real warhammer fan if you hate warhammer

[static cosmos]

✅

[bleak iris]

Dude hell yeah, the 🫃 emoji Is really taking off. Soon to be a certified hood classic emoji.

[modern bobcat]

6 gb patch coming...

[tacit geode]

"Maybe I should’ve put bold text on the initial text that said the update would be bigger than normal haha

To track down the reasons behind bundle decompression errors, we have made speculative changes to our mesh and level formats. While these won’t impact gameplay, these changes affect a lot of our files, hence the big update size."

[ember nimbus]

is patch showing on steam?

[cosmic burrow]

had a good match in deadlock

as warden

[ember nimbus]

not showing for me on xbox pc

[eager haven]

Awesome, there just been an update and now I cant join any parties

[amber delta]

chat what do you think, do twins need a nerf or do other bosses need a buff

[ember nimbus]

poggy needs a buff

way too weak

[amber delta]

trvth

[cosmic burrow]

other bosses need a buff

[amber delta]

solo captain needs a buff too

[eager haven]

poxgas needs to be pernament part of any gamemode

[amber delta]

but I am #1 melee twin hater and would accept a nerf

[ember nimbus]

this plus lights out

[ember nimbus]

this jit gets cracked by rinda

[elder merlin]

Another patch?

What for?

[pale shoal]

Hello I'm new to warhammer

[wooden creek]

https://forums.fatsharkgames.com/t/patch-1-10-7-patch-notes/118713

[twin flower]

Thoughts on Apollos?

[ember nimbus]

someone should check if left side hangar has progressed at all with new patch

[knotty terrace]

Huh a 6GB update

[cosmic burrow]

nerf celeste

apollo is manageable

[knotty terrace]

Something smells fishy

[cosmic burrow]

celeste however

won that game

but fuck celeste players

[twin flower]

Wasnt she already nerfed or nah

[cosmic burrow]

she is gonna take hazes place as mainstay in all matches

they did

[amber delta]

celeste that transgender video game?

[cosmic burrow]

but not enough

[twin flower]

Le oof