general-chat

[quaint moss]

"[redacted] ?_?
also i hate helldivers, even [redacted] has gotten sick of it. the worst thing in the game is a vox unit"
quote from me 2 days ago

[zenith glade]

Enemies like the vox engine or war strider

I have so many clips of buggy vox engines

[arctic shoal]

Vox engines can stack inside each other

Makes the vent kill method imposible

[quaint moss]

mr krabs type beat fr

[dire kayak]

THEY SAID THEYD BUFF SC RATES TOO

[arctic shoal]

[zenith glade]

Worst is the one where they shoot through their bodies and hit you underneath them with the TWO SIDE BLASTERS PERPENDICULAR TO U THAT CANT SWIVEL !!!!

[dire kayak]

arrowhead once again lies to the community

[zenith glade]

Banning people for datamining

[arctic shoal]

Did you get super launched by a vox engine too?

If they are in a slope and get angled forward with you nearby you get launched out of the map

[astral basin]

Howsa bout the rocket pods that clip through itself if youre on top of the VE?

[zenith glade]

People datamining cuz arrowhead lies about stats and mechanics every chance they get

[zenith glade]

Oh the rockets

Dont get me started on the fucking rockets

[arctic shoal]

Have you seen hulks and devastators moving their upper body up and down when been aimed at to dodge shots too?

[zenith glade]

Instakill regardless of armor if they hit within a 10 meter radius

Can kill you through cover

[dire kayak]

one of the devs said we werent supposed to know about demo force

[quaint moss]

love rockets that have an 8 meter blast radius

[zenith glade]

Hellishly fast and can be spammed

[astral basin]

Ive never had an issue w the rocket pods except for them clipping through the vox engine while i was spawned on top of it

[arctic shoal]

Daily reminder that if a 4 enemy rockets hit another vox it dies

[twin dirge]

Man I must be mentally inept, I love the vox engines

[zenith glade]

Cyberstan is so miserable to play

[arctic shoal]

That's the damage they deal

lmao

[astral basin]

The light the ground yellow

[zenith glade]

What diff do you play on

[arctic shoal]

Not always

[twin dirge]

8 most the time

[quaint moss]

play on lublic lobbies, you'll get a similar experience

[zenith glade]

Makes sense

8 is fun

And not totally evil

[twin dirge]

Idk, Im not here to have my balls shoved up my ass on 10

[zenith glade]

Like 3 ambient spawn vox engines w abot drop dropping 2 more inside one another levels of evil

Cyberstan wasnt made for 10

[dire kayak]

i do too

[zenith glade]

Actually almost unplayable

[twin dirge]

If I wanted to commit CBT id just go play rainbow 6 or overwatch

[dire kayak]

i know im mentally inept

[arctic shoal]

I think the issue is devs have no idea on how to scale difficulty past 8, it's either too easy or too frustrating with no in-between

[astral basin]

Aki likes to blow things up
I can do 10s, but id have to be mentally prepared and in the groove of doing objs

[quaint moss]

rainbow 6 playerbase is scary

wtf happened

[arctic shoal]

Don't worry discord will be the next r6 at this rate

[zenith glade]

https://medal.tv/games/helldivers-2/clips/m79IbrsrDXDDChxfK/spok?invite=cr-MSxGOUcsMjA0MjU2ODk0LA

This clip

[astral basin]

Ubisoft

[quaint moss]

i do 10s back to back, cause im built like that (wrong)

[rough verge]

Please sensor i had a ptsd episode

[zenith glade]

This happens 2/3rds of the time w vox engines

[dire kayak]

people are scary

[twin dirge]

I can do a 10 too, I'm just gonna be pissed the entire time because everything is bs that high and I don't like being a meta slave

[quaint moss]

oh so cbt is fine, but rainbow is the line

[rough verge]

Yeah

[zenith glade]

10 is honestly best played alone and w stealth

[quaint moss]

nuh

[zenith glade]

Leveller or Quasar w Prec strike or laser

[astral basin]

I run stealth. Idgas. Im ditching the squad immediately to make sure stuffs already done

[zenith glade]

Lmfao

That's what i do

[rough verge]

People arent so scary if you can bench 150

[dire kayak]

i only do 10 for the medals since im always behind on warbonds

[zenith glade]

I have mods that make my armor look like halo odst armor

[arctic shoal]

Woe, you are the host and as such when aiming at a Hulk it turns around to face you in stealth

[zenith glade]

For the infiltrator set

But hd themed

[quaint moss]

:>

[dire kayak]

i cant though,,,,

[twin dirge]

Like I can totally play havoc, but heresy is way more fun

[rough verge]

Take tren

:]

[zenith glade]

Shrink ur jewelz

Lose ur hair

[twin dirge]

Mfw I own every warbond but 2 and only like 3 of them are actually done

[zenith glade]

U 2 can make motivational tiktoks huffing and puffing looking 35 at age 20

[rough verge]

Im training my homeboys to get good so I can have a havoc stack purely for the veteran set

[rough verge]

But you'll bench 200

[zenith glade]

Rotten armor pox gas woohoooo

U can bench 200 WITHOUR tren

200 isnt that extraordinary

[arctic escarp]

Clavicular

[zenith glade]

Train for a month and a half and u can do 200

[rough verge]

In what world😂

[dire kayak]

i like being a weakling though

[astral basin]

Big ball syndrome
As in. The balls are swollen and painful from the stress of the bs

[arctic escarp]

me finding out

the mid late 20s looking man

is actually only 20

[rough verge]

Yeah the average lifter benches 4 plates

Type shit

[arctic escarp]

because bro took too much steroids and whatever tf kinda substance

to looksmaxxing

[twin dirge]

Easier to toss around

[dire kayak]

id rather cuddle a stuffed shark than be at the gym

[rough verge]

Oh you mean pound

Lel

[astral basin]

I wish i could work out
Im calorie deficient tho. Would be suicide for me

[dire kayak]

easier to pick up too

[rough verge]

I hate working out but I want to look cool

[twin dirge]

Chat I need some sleep

[twin dirge]

This

Actually me

It's so much work, why can't I be naturally sexy

[rough verge]

Back day🤢
Having a big back🤤

[astral basin]

aki looks like a bean bag

[zenith glade]

Smash ur bonez

[twin dirge]

No I don't :(

[zenith glade]

Smashem !

[dire kayak]

im gonna sleep on you

[astral basin]

[zenith glade]

Oh lmfao

Did u mean kgs

[rough verge]

Yeah lol

[zenith glade]

LMFAO yah

Tren achievement

[quaint moss]

but i already can lift big

[astral basin]

Lies and slander achieved

[twin dirge]

Sol out here making fun of my baby face, have fun looking 50 when you turn 30 loser

[astral basin]

I continue mopping

[zenith glade]

Dont do drugz Kidz

Dont to hgh either

[rough verge]

Aki looks like sitting ogryn

[zenith glade]

My sl did tren n hgh

[quaint moss]

bros more ancient than fossil fuels @astral basin

[astral basin]

Bro you dont know the half of it
Constant anxiety does things to you

[twin dirge]

Ogryns are hot tho

[zenith glade]

Bald as a cueball

Made him a pt obsessed jackass

[rough verge]

You could lift bigger

[zenith glade]

Tren turnz u into smeagol

[dire kayak]

maybe i like that look

[twin dirge]

Based

[quaint moss]

but early heart attack

[zenith glade]

U will die at like 35 dont do it

[rough verge]

Bear fan?🗿

[zenith glade]

It not worthe it

DONT DO IT

[rough verge]

But 200 kilo bench

[zenith glade]

That muscle lookz gross anywayz

[rough verge]

Only a couple people died from it

[quaint moss]

light work no reaction

[twin dirge]

I should do stomach exercises

[dire kayak]

so real

[twin dirge]

Fuhh the rest, get rid of my dad belly and I'll be happy

[astral basin]

Doesnt help my beard is patchy and neck grown atm
I need to trim

[zenith glade]

Bro u should do

Cardio

[rose pine]

Just out of curiosity, if someone is using a mod that highlights every elite/specialist at all times, would that be considered cheating, even if it's a co-op non-pvp game

[zenith glade]

:D

[quaint moss]

twink death

[twin dirge]

I do daily

[twin dirge]

Mmmmmmmm, depends, you blind?

[dire kayak]

i just refuse to eat for the day and i lose a couple pounds

its nice

[rough verge]

Ozempic

[rose pine]

Aint using mods meself, so I dont think I am.

[quaint moss]

who'd care

[twin dirge]

Mfw I forget to consume for 2 days

[astral basin]

I was doing squats a few months ago
Apparently i over did it
Couldn’t bend right for a month
Now my groin is pulled

[twin dirge]

I mean for the one using it, if it's for accessibility it's Coolio (also nobody cares lmfao it only affects them anyways)

[dire kayak]

literally me

[quaint moss]

💀 dont do that

[rose pine]

me That's why I'm asking

[rough verge]

Mfw when I overeat to cope and lose my abs for the month

[rose pine]

Just pondering is all

[quaint moss]

oh then it doesnt matter

:]

[rose pine]

I know you got beef with me for literally no reason, but Sah'.

[twin dirge]

I want visual mods so bad

[rough verge]

Im a lardass by heart, but want to be lean

[rose pine]

Just cause ya didn't get your boneplate, dont mean you can hate

[twin dirge]

Like when can I give trapper big ol tiddies

[quaint moss]

i dont even know you

[astral basin]

Oh shit tax season is over its time for the annual dick collection

[twin dirge]

I gotta actually file now?

[modern bobcat]

23 hours and event is gone

[twin dirge]

FUHHHHH

[rose pine]

Damn, several conversations down the drain

[modern bobcat]

we can all rejoice for quickplay will be unshittified

[quaint moss]

even now its 4am and im tired

[dire kayak]

id kiss trapper if i could,,,,,

[astral basin]

Nonononono i collect dicks. To sell to others for use

We even prepare and package

[twin dirge]

But not me? Smh how uncouth

[quaint moss]

the fuc you would? one word, Maggots

[dire kayak]

you more,,,,,

[twin dirge]

Based

[dire kayak]

trapper is buff lesbian im calling it

[rough verge]

Protein

[rose pine]

Wish I could be up that late, but I have a job

[rough verge]

My shift halfway over and im sleepy

[quaint moss]

not a chance

[quaint moss]

rip

[dire kayak]

im always eepy,,,,

[quaint moss]

my job was graveyard

[dire kayak]

i wanna eep on someone,,,,

[rough verge]

Talking about anyone being buff on tertium diet🤒 40g protein daily

[rose pine]

The mutant, now that's a buff creature

[quaint moss]

its in the soylent green bro

[rose pine]

Some of 'em might also be women

[rough verge]

The trapper eats mutants

I actually dont see the appeal of trapper but what do I know

[dire kayak]

lesbian,,,,

[rough verge]

Im bi and I dont see the appeal for either gender

But maybe im too vanillapilled

[quaint moss]

trapper is and forever will be, gross

[arctic escarp]

asexualmaxxing

[rose pine]

Just dont sexualize the followers of nurgle please.

[rough verge]

I dont know that word

[rose pine]

There's a literal god for that.

[rough verge]

Yeah. Tzeench

[astral basin]

I need a game like xcom2 thats not xcom2
Or at least make it so fog of war applies to the enemy ai too ffs

[rough verge]

I havent played xcom2

Im ps5 chained for 5 more days

[quaint moss]

xcom2 is good, but rng is hell

[dire kayak]

whats xcom2?

[astral basin]

Xcom2 is on xbox, and phone even

[rough verge]

I dunno :]

[rose pine]

Exaaactly

Love tht 95% hitrate though

[astral basin]

Turn based, grid, tactical
Set up a strike team into firing positions, complete objectives
It claims to be about guerrilla warfare. It offers stealth engagement, but not stealth combat.

[rough verge]

Dont they have the snake people

[rose pine]

Wait it's a Tactical game?

Thought it was just about the hot snakes

[astral basin]

I think thats a very specific mod set up a guy had

[rose pine]

Naah checked it out, the DLC thingy-expansion game has hot-snake ladies.

[astral basin]

Huh. Interesting.

[rough verge]

My homeboy was referencing "xcom snake baddies" for like a year straight and I just thought he was tweeking(hes a tweaker)

[rose pine]

Ain't no heretic, but dems looks like good eating yn

[quaint moss]

aliens turn based

[quaint moss]

he'll love the shape shifter
[if you seen it you know]

[rose pine]

Ye, Chimera Squda.

[astral basin]

Im playing base game on phone before i load it on the bawks w dlc
Have an idea of what im getting into type thing

[rose pine]

TL;DR Snakes didn't want to be in the war in the first place, mind control shenanigans.

[astral basin]

Even tho box controls are decidedly egh

[rose pine]

So after the humans brought down the aliens, the snakes was like

Ayo.

Basically the lore of that DLC.

[astral basin]

Going thing w the grey skins in this game

[rose pine]

Yeee, you also get some big ol' brutes, but like

Cold-bloodded snakes with mamary glands??

Doesn't make sense biologically. But minor detail

[astral basin]

“We heard you guys got sentience. Howsa bout we take that, and use your body for population stuffs”

Fan service.
Whoever modeled them knew about the snussy

[rose pine]

After seeing what happened with the Deathclaw.

It was only a matter of time none the less.

[astral basin]

Not to mention

2k has wild history

[rose pine]

2k?

[astral basin]

Borderlands dukenukem bulletstorm

2k

[rose pine]

Oh snap.

[astral basin]

Yeeeee

[rose pine]

Blast to the past.

Didn't 2k help with Dawn of War as well?

[wooden creek]

uuuuuuuh phoenix point, the UFO series

[rose pine]

Or is that just me missremembering

[astral basin]

2k was having a label sale last week
I snapped up bulletstorm for $5
Pretty sure xcom wouldve been on sale too but. I got that on sale like 4 years ago

[rose pine]

It's on sale like, right now

The entirety of the basegame and every DLC is like... 13 Euro?

Compared to the around 70

[astral basin]

Ye

[split mauve]

fog of war applies to the enemy, they just know your general location (as you know theirs)

[dire kayak]

im soooo treatpilled

[split mauve]

you should play valkyria chronicles btw

[misty smelt]

its time to purge some heretics

[astral basin]

Idk. When combat starts, it seems like the entire map is alerted to my units

[split mauve]

the pods do hear sounds and are generally attracted to pods that are already fighting

even more so if a unit in a pod flees

[ember nimbus]

i noticed while playing the trenches mission today that you can actually see the hive in the skybox

[astral basin]

“Holy shit phoenix point is 60 bu- oh cool gamepass”

[split mauve]

but you should get a reaper to scout

phoenix point is much more hardcore than xcom2, headsup

[tacit geode]

I replayed bulletstorm recently and there's a hilarious amount of queer baiting in fucking bulletstorm

[astral basin]

Yeah i have like. 3 rangers trained tryna get the t2 perk
Trying to figure out how to recruit more reapers

[split mauve]

that's a side ops mission later

[astral basin]

Bulletstorm is just unhinged lmao
I miss using the guide shot sniper. Ts was peak childhood gameplay

[split mauve]

but you can switch it up with any other class that can enter concealment/doesn't break concealment

[astral basin]

Still tryna learn the missions system too
Bc the game makes it feel like every mission that pops up has to be done right now

[split mauve]

yes, you should do that

there is almost no reason to pass on any mission

[astral basin]

I havent been ignoring them yet
But like
Game is telling me to build certain things and im like
“I have these upgrades i wanna do too wth”

[split mauve]

that's strategy

decide what's best (usually get the second tier armor and weapons asap) and then when you are chill, proceed with the story objectives

i suggest enabling the second wave double turn timers and double project timers if you are new

[astral basin]

Yeah ive been trying for weapon and armor
Im. Did 5 missions and finally got the dropped weapon augs unfortunately

Im guessing the hack v unit has a modifier that applies after the % roll too
Bc yesterday a 57% chance roll was only going 1/12x

[split mauve]

irrc, unless you enable a second wave option, rolls are preseeded

so you can't reload and retry the same actions and expect a different outcome

if that's what you have been doing

[astral basin]

So. Im pretty sure my stuff is randomized some way.
Bc my fusion battery mission i deleted tryna reload from start, went from a gas station to an electrical grid yard.
And the hack was rolling differently (i was chasing the scum bc it had a hack bonus at the raider unit rescue)

[rough verge]

Blud a golden retriever

[obsidian wren]

I like steak

And steak

And steak with butter on it

[rough verge]

I like tofu and rice and salmon

[obsidian wren]

I like steak

[astral basin]

Im poultry pilled

[fallen tree]

airfried chicken so good, started doing it a few months ago

airfry anything tbh, my ovens busted atm

[astral basin]

Eh. I live through the airfryer

Wont say its the greatest but

Ye

Need to buy more freezer stock actually

Im outta food

Well

Technically i got some beef for a manwhich and a tuna helper stock

I want turkey tho 😩

[fiery wave]

I didn't know sandwiches now have gender things.

[astral basin]

Its a brand

Sloppy joe

[thick coyote]

A man which?
Which what?

[astral basin]

Minus an h apparently

Manwich

Wich which

Which witch wich

[fiery wave]

Never heard, will assume American like Trader Joe.

[rough verge]

Sloppy joes are my childhood

[astral basin]

Sloppy joes are essentially just
Sauced and seasoned beef on bread

I personally cheese it

[rough verge]

Trader Joe has fire frozen pizza

[fiery wave]

I saw btw. And I guess it's like the putting braised beef in bread.

[astral basin]

We dont have trader joes here
We have hunt brothers housed in the local shell/ chevron

Braised beef?

[fiery wave]

Well, I know of Kong Bak Pao which is just braised pork in pao wrap.

[astral basin]

Ground beef inside of sauce
Its more like using hash

But. Messy

If you put a good ladle full on the bread, youll need something to scoop up the drippings

[dire kayak]

i promise i won't be late again
ill get the pizzette to you as soon as possible

don't make me sleep with the fishes

[astral basin]

Eh?

[lilac crag]

are you okay goob

[dire kayak]

i owe pizzette to the mafia

(im stealing this from somewhere)

[amber delta]

im ordering a pizzagate

[fallen tree]

sloppy joe would be so good rn..

instead i gotta cook chorizo penne pasta tonight, which i guess is also pretty good 🤔

[astral basin]

Hm

[lilac crag]

:3

[fiery wave]

Oh, so actual minced mess instead of sliced beef.

[astral basin]

Indeed

Emphasis on sauced

More like

Pasta sauce

Not quite tho

[modern bobcat]

with grape soda?

[fiery wave]

So the tomato sauce with pork mince that if done homemade is usually too much minced pork?

[astral basin]

Eh?

[ember nimbus]

pork mince is very fatty

i would recommend it for sauces

unless you skim some fat off the top after cooking

[amber delta]

grape soda and beef jerky

[brave slate]

Beef soda and grape jerky

[elder merlin]

[jaunty path]

Farts and walks away

[hidden whale]

what sauce though

[fiery wave]

When you cook for yourself, you tend to add more of certain ingredients than a store would add.

[astral basin]

Ah

Fair

I would say essentially

Like

The beef is more so lathered in the sauce

They are

Conjoined

[blazing shadow]

ey game crashes on in the middle of a game how can i send this loggin error to devs? or is it automatically send it

[astral basin]

More often than not if using console the data is already logged, but there is a fatsharksupport site

I use it for crashes i believe i can trace on a cause

[blazing shadow]

allright thanks

[marsh iris]

darktide

[twin flower]

dorktide

[modern bobcat]

is Morrow chopped??

[marsh iris]

he got killer chops yes

[cosmic burrow]

mate your no lifing deadlock arent you

you already have more hours than me

[earnest oyster]

driptide

dont let anyone catch you with chopped cosmetics

[hidden whale]

I wear only prisoner attire and clown makeup

https://tenor.com/view/ugly-cat-gif-14029566

haha embed fail

[earnest oyster]

you're lucky you didnt fall for the cosmetic trap

every 2 weeks everyone who already bought cosmetics, has to resist the urge to buy MORE

[hidden whale]

idk how

the cosmestics in this game ugly af

that store is a joke

[earnest oyster]

like i already like the cosmetics my veteran is rocking, but the top could match better if it was the winter version

😭

[hidden whale]

do they sell fashionable prisoner garb

I wanna be the cutest reject

[earnest oyster]

they might sell something funny for april's fools, if games workshop looks away for long enough

[zenith pollen]

I bought my first skin few days ago the voices won

[earnest oyster]

rip

[zenith pollen]

But its cool as fuck

[fiery wave]

Or Fatshark fucked up.

[zenith pollen]

And i had a welcome package available 4000 premium currency for 20 pln

[fiery wave]

Released Acolytes before Commissar rerun.

I now saved like uhhh... ~2k aquilas.

[earnest oyster]

"drug dealer" ahh welcome package

i fell for it tho, as most players

[fiery wave]

Look, everyone wants to dress up.

Who wants to look poor in like any game tbh.

Is why cosmetics sell.

Don't even need pay2win in many cases.

Just actually offer worth it cosmetics.

[earnest oyster]

you can only see your character in Mourningstar too

and inventory screen

[fiery wave]

You show off to others.

The Mourningstar exists as a fashion parade stage.

[earnest oyster]

true true, gotta show off my 2 month old fashion sense, that i feel the urge to update

[fiery wave]

Joke is.

I wanna get that other Bistol skin...

Just for my zealot.

_>

I got the Yarrick's one.

And now want that one just for zealot because I missed it the last time due to no aquilas.

[earnest oyster]

i feel like gun skins aren't worth it, there are too many guns, too little change

[fiery wave]

Thing is, I use bistol on anything that can use it.

Maybe except scum unless doing some 10m radius BOOM build.

[earnest oyster]

unless you have lots of cash. Personally after buying one bolter skin for Zealot (yellow/black one) while it's cool to use, I find the armor skins to be more cooler

[fiery wave]

You mean hats.

Can I kill Dukane for her hat?

Or at least steal hers?

[earnest oyster]

Luckily i just use the penance mask/goggles for zealot, and gas masks for ogryn and veteran

[earnest oyster]

does it scale well into high havocs? i rarely see it

[dire kayak]

i want her hat too,,,,

[fiery wave]

No. You can try shredder 'nade grenadier builds though, but reliant on getting that 5% chance or fucked.

[fiery wave]

Like, 2 birds with 1 'accident'.

[warm maple]

You guy sshould know Dukane isn't flavor of the month

[dire kayak]

haiiii

[warm maple]

Werewolf The Apocalypse player Detected

[dire kayak]

mrrrp :3

[fair bridge]

it's raining

bf still asleep

i think i will go out and have breakfast somewhere

[warm maple]

sit in the snow and munch on a lamb flank

[zenith pollen]

True i want more now

[dire kayak]

literally me

[round mica]

i think ur more like this

[dire kayak]

literallyyyy

[lilac crag]

me

[round mica]

hi oomf

[lilac crag]

hello my favorite oomf of oomfs

[arctic escarp]

helo

[twin flower]

henlo?

[grim spoke]

u wanna be me so bad

[little marten]

lol filler MO for 3 unit squid faction

[fair bridge]

im already goated

[feral vessel]

geeked

[fair bridge]

UR geeked

[somber stream]

Fuck the squid

But we need those numbers

[knotty terrace]

Wait a minute

Ain’t custodians supposed to be the “sons of noble Terran houses”??

[amber delta]

are they not

[knotty terrace]

Fuck if I know I don’t know the lore behind the Custodes

[sleek harness]

Basically, Custodes are stronger Astrates

[astral basin]

Noone likes playing squids

I do

[sleek harness]

So perfect to the Emperor's gene seed that they are considered the elites

So they fight at his side

[astral basin]

But like. Eh. It gets old pretending like im playing a top down being chased by everything

[sleek harness]

I like killing them with arc personally

[knotty terrace]

Custodes are only male? I’m guessing

[astral basin]

I need more arc weapons ngl

[sleek harness]

Every son of the Emperor is a male

[astral basin]

Thats. A heated debate based on recent unprompted releases.

[knotty terrace]

Huh neat

[sleek harness]

Are we going to get into how some people find that the best warriors of the Imperium are only men?

I wish to not

[astral basin]

The femstodes info was dropped like a hot shit and we were told to “just accept that its always been the case”

Thats all im saying about it

[knotty terrace]

Any lore supporting this?

[astral basin]

No. Thats the problem.
They added a book to help w the “not so retcon”

But. Like i said. Its a heated topic.

[knotty terrace]

Was this before or after?

[amber delta]

the lore is just "oh that's always been a thing btw"

[sleek harness]

I guess the Emperor's finally decided to lay with someone instead of cloning his gene seed

I wonder how that would go since he uh

He's a corpse

[knotty terrace]

Sounds like GW crumpled under the pressure and gave in to whatever crap that is

[astral basin]

Its a finger in the pie situation

[knotty terrace]

Ahhh I see

[sleek harness]

They listened to the freaks

[hollow dawn]

I never understood why women couldn’t be marines to begin with tbh

[astral basin]

The emperor carves tools for his all knowing purpose: if the form is required feminine, so be it.
His seed is still only bequeathed upon men.

[sleek harness]

Because uh, Emperor men

Cloning Emperor's gene seed

Equals

Men

[astral basin]

Lets not get into the science of it

[sleek harness]

It's pretty simple tbh

[astral basin]

Nothing simple about biomancy and dna study

[knotty terrace]

If I had to hazard a guess space marines are iconic as fuck and associated with the male audience

[astral basin]

Always

[long sigil]

does it matter?

[sleek harness]

True

[sleek harness]

To the lore yes

[knotty terrace]

Guessing to the purists of the warhammer 40k lore yes

[astral basin]

“Modern audience” journalists was mad that the “chud wh fans” wasnt mad over boltgun 2 being about a sororitas

[long sigil]

shit

wrong translated

[sleek harness]

Hey, it's casting @ripe tangle in that game!

[west latch]

Because the emperor would only give his seed to men

[long sigil]

i want to say why care woman space marine

[sleek harness]

Lore

Other than that I wouldn't really mind

It would be like female ogryns

[amber delta]

boltgun sororita very cool but worst voice actor for the job

[knotty terrace]

Lore that’s why if I had to hazard a guess

[sleek harness]

You know they exist, they aren't just showed up

[long sigil]

and i saw on shorts space marines gene seed's old name is gene sperm💀

[astral basin]

Any wh purist will tell you that noone knows the lore worse than gw
Most of the books are one guy contests on who has the best faction rep
And the tt codexes are wall slung shit to give you a vague idea of their vibe. Grey Knight Terminus decree being the easiest example, the best example being anything relating to horus

[west latch]

XD

[long sigil]

if than woman space marine is can be real

it will be strang

wait

both strange

[twin flower]

Most 40k shorts are made up as hell tho, be careful what you watch lmao

[sleek harness]

40k shorts are like a library with 90% of it's books being fake

[knotty terrace]

I see thank you

[twin flower]

Even funnier they think they can get away with it because of how vast the lore is

[sleek harness]

Yeah

Did you saw how long a lore video is?

[twin flower]

A proper one? Yes

its hours

[sleek harness]

No way a person getting into 40k would watch that

They prefer to understand bits and pieces

[knotty terrace]

Well I can only assume that that somewhere down the line GW will try and force female space marines and say that it’s always being a thing

[twin flower]

I mean understandable, but so many channels do the lore shorts nowadays

cuz of ai as well

[astral basin]

Remember to pester iander for the 30 hour horus heresy video

[sleek harness]

Or they could go back and forget they said that female custodes exist

That's a option

[west latch]

Unlikely

[twin flower]

We're way down the rabbit hole now to retconn even that

[sleek harness]

Say that like, in the heresy era they made a bunch of female custodes as a experiment for the Emperor and keep at that

They are still around

[twin flower]

Then again Femtodes happened

[astral basin]

We already had that panic at least twice
Theres only 2 ways for it to be acceptable
One really
Fabius Bile being funny (the expected way), and Belisaurius Cawl being pragmatic yet secretive

[knotty terrace]

Yeah let’s not have that happen

[astral basin]

There was a set of asian head molds that looked vaguely butch fem and it set people off

[twin flower]

Reminds me of that one Space King scene for some reason

[knotty terrace]

Can you blame em

[astral basin]

I play like 4 wh games and thumb through faction descrips
Im not a real fan
Just a… resident tourist ig

[twin flower]

Funny how someones first advice for me about being in 40k was dont dabble with tthe community

[sleek harness]

I actually read though the Iron Hand story without getting bored

[twin flower]

They got good shit

Need.. more!!

[sleek harness]

The community is chill if you don't look at the bad side

[knotty terrace]

Well whatever the case if female space marines do become a thing I won’t mind it but I’m fairly sure allot of people will just give up on warhammer 40k franchise

[sleek harness]

Just like any community

[astral basin]

All of social media

[twin flower]

I mean, I see some people here mention how bad most of them are tho

[sleek harness]

"They made my 40k woke......."

[twin flower]

do be like that I guess but yeah

[knotty terrace]

Sounds like something people would say

[sleek harness]

Which people

I want to meet them

[sleek harness]

Yeah, because 40k WAS NEVER woke, right?

[astral basin]

Lmao

[twin flower]

Idk if theyre still around lmao, but most of them was around lore-channel

[sleek harness]

This woke thing this dumb anyways

[knotty terrace]

Was it?

[twin flower]

It was arund the tiem i was new in the DT discord

[sleek harness]

Sister of Battles being women that are able to fight almost to the same levels of a astrates

Which is cool

Not for some people though

[knotty terrace]

Hey hey hey the sisters of battle are hot

[sleek harness]

Indeed

[astral basin]

40k is about people shooting other people and governing leaders being deplorably corrupt
Idk why we gotta make the frogs explicitly gay to make that happen

[sleek harness]

Though the picture that you imagine of a Sister of Battle having white and shiny hair is somewhat false

Most are bald

[twin flower]

Wasnt the white hair thing cuz of that one famous Sister, forgot the name

[knotty terrace]

Sister Argenta would like a few words with you

[sleek harness]

I did said most

[astral basin]

Silver hair is a fashion statement for one of their saints

[sleek harness]

Not every Sister is bald

They have a choice

[knotty terrace]

Say*

[sleek harness]

What is different

Tell me, english expert

[astral basin]

Sisters actually have a wide variety for hair

[sleek harness]

Yeah

[west latch]

Hair is heresy

[knotty terrace]

Say is Past tense I believe don’t quote me on that

[astral basin]

Did is enforcing past tense, said is a past tense variant of say that renders that word redundant to use

For some reason English doesn’t like doubling down on the subject of the sentence near as much as, say, spanish

English! Aint it a bitch of a language

[sleek harness]

So I was grammatically right

[west latch]

No

[elder merlin]

[astral basin]

Did do the dishes is grammatically correct
Did is past tense for do
So.
Did did the dishes
Using “did” before stating the action entire is more like confirmation of the action, vs just stating it

Im waiting for the caffeine to wear off so i can pass out

[elder merlin]

Are you teaching literacy in Darktide chat?

[astral basin]

Unfortunately

Shoot me

[elder merlin]

Good, these fuckin people need it

[astral basin]

Its discord we typo all the time

Casual writing

I laughed twice at that

[elder merlin]

Especially @sleek harness, he cant read or write cause the other skaven bullied him out of the nest

[astral basin]

I find that skaven to be the bestest to understand of any other rat ive met

Especially here

[elder merlin]

Hmmmm

I dont know about that

[astral basin]

@somber stream new bot hit the market
Moya
“DroidUp”

Craving taco bell

[sleek harness]

Stfu

This isn't true

[somber stream]

China

Yeah it's a sham

[astral basin]

[somber stream]

Keep an eye on those Boston dynamics

Those mfs are up to something, i can feel it in my bones

[dire kayak]

give it the good old kasrkin double tap

[astral basin]

I. Was never interested in bobs burgers
And only barely interested in Archer
But i learned there was a crossover
Thats a third show to binge now smh

[somber stream]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2l-k4N2aLmk

Found Morrow in star wars

Apparently trained by SAS from Hereford

[astral basin]

Man wasnt promoted yet.

Thats why his stache and presence isnt as grand

[elder merlin]

[feral vessel]

the wounded goose squawks first.

Also, good afternoon Atoma.

[dire kayak]

haiiii

[stuck phoenix]

Afternoon morons

[somber stream]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=de06_CLqrM0
Thermal, 360 cam, x25 zoom, sensor, Acoustic inspection. Imagine this thing chasing you around

[dire kayak]

poor skaven

[zenith pollen]

Im hearing voices to play overwatch again

And i know i will end up really angry

[astral basin]

Ive been listening to the voices

I cant say im NOT having fun
But
Base 5v5 is still depressing

[elder merlin]

Thats what im sayin

[astral basin]

Finally found a dive dos i can use
Vendetta
Sword lady
Has a cat skin that im not unenthused with

[elder merlin]

Just play rivals instead

[astral basin]

Rivals feels like whatever you do doesnt do anything
Overwatch feels like you CAN do something, but either your team didnt fill their roles or the enemy stopped your play

[feral vessel]

The one thing Overwatch and Rivals has in common is the fact that both of them have made the NSFW art scene unrecognizable after releasing.

They're also both hero shooters, I guess.

[feral vessel]

This is true.

[elder merlin]

Aye, these is some good porn of both

I like Rivals though cause they've actually been releasing characters that i like, look neat and wanna play

Cant remember the last time Overwatch released someone i liked

Doomfist, i think?

Oh no, Moira was cool too

[feral vessel]

I think?

[zenith pollen]

Hell nah

[elder merlin]

[zenith pollen]

I like 5v5

I need to change my overwatch pfp to israel so i win more games

[astral basin]

Rivals dropped a new healer that’s pretty dope
Folk goonin over the tanks bust frame
And the new dps is. A thing

[zenith pollen]

i tried rivals and thats a hard pass

[sleek harness]

How sweet

Though I am not a rat

This isn't sweet anymore

Fuck you

[astral basin]

I meant overwatch

[lyric frigate]

eating seeds as a pastime activity

[zenith pollen]

in terms of goonin hog is the goat

[river elbow]

Ramattra was the only good thing from OW2.

[astral basin]

I like Queen and LW
LW had his ups n downs tho

…brig cant go a single season wo being either wet noodle or metal baseball bat

[zenith pollen]

I like hog, doom, sigma, the new support shinobi, ana, cassidy, sombra

[astral basin]

She needs a lil rework. She cant be melee anti dive if she doesnt do damage

[zenith pollen]

Sombra is my dps main i love sombra

[astral basin]

Brig above all
Sig, queen, risas simple
vendetta, bastion/soldier, sym is a guilty pleasure bc shes weak half the time
LW, illari is eh, starting to like the water boy a little. Feels flinsy tho

I. Rotate a lot. Depending on how hard im getting dumpstered

I used to like bap but. The game has evolved into “do they explode or nah” at this particular time

[carmine steppe]

I finally found a group that's interested in playing the w40k war game

[zenith pollen]

I switched to english voices in overwatch it feels weird now

[carmine steppe]

Now we just need to organize

[hollow dawn]

Hell yeah!

Love the tabletop wargame, I’m sure you lot will have a blast

Is it going to be a crusade?

[carmine steppe]

I think they are starting with the kill team mode, I don't know a lot about the war game but I do want to learn

[hollow dawn]

Killteam is a lot cheaper and takes way less time to set up and play

[carmine steppe]

Yeah if we get on with it I definitely want to make Catachans and blood axes

[hollow dawn]

I really like having killteam and the bigger 40K games go hand in hand

Like before the proper game, play a killteam game to determine who starts the next game with a minor advantage that’s flavorful and narrative

[hollow dawn]

Catachans are absolute badasses, but you’ll be having to 3d print catachan models as GW left the catachan range to rot

[carmine steppe]

We are just 3D printing everything

[hollow dawn]

Hell yeah

As you should

[carmine steppe]

Mainly cause we are from latin america so there isn't a lot of support for Warhammer over here

[hollow dawn]

You should definitely show off your models when they’re printed

Also 3d printing is super dirt cheap in comparison and the only downside is you can’t play sanctioned games

[carmine steppe]

Yeah I need to hang out with them and learn how they paint and what they use

[carmine steppe]

We don't even have sanctioned games over here 😭 so it's fine by me

[hollow dawn]

Rock on

[astral basin]

@uncut echo what in the world is this

[carmine steppe]

Yeah they have a printing machine and everything so I'm gonna start looking for those 3D models

[astral basin]

<@&735928989146939404> requesting a scam/bot smiting
@uncut echo
Unprompted friend request, no previous message activity, account made last week

Whatever weirdo that’s handling these accounts is making sure to hit all the role buttons too 🤔

[warm prairie]

@steady flame my cat pressed power button

And tip over my drink

[thick coyote]

Yeah we know cats are evil

[modern bobcat]

wait, what if she's single

[astral basin]

I broke. No money.
Also. Edating suvked

[modern bobcat]

#1242409716999655464 message

Or is this fake news

[cosmic burrow]

those are ai's

but they are not on the servers

you can ban them by id

it mostly anti-ai info

[shell goblet]

i named my zealot 'Zhao Feng' after one of my generic Celestial Generals in a Total War Warhammer 3 campaign and we met someone last night when my partner and i had someone join our mission named 'Jin Feng' so it felt like my short king met his long lost brother hehehehe

[nimble glade]

Cadia stands, SAH!!

[tired steeple]

Is that name from grand cathay

[nimble glade]

Wot dat sah?

Rations?

[tired steeple]

Was asking lacey but see warhammer fantasy

One of the order factions is grand cathay. Just fantasy china

[nimble glade]

Oh, sorry SAH, didn't mean to ping yah! SaH!

[tired steeple]

It’s okay

[trail linden]

What is Mister E. using for his UI mod?

[modern bobcat]

Yes will be Grand Cathay, one of the Magistrate or Gate Warden hero/lords

[tired steeple]

Sigh. Imagine if the nippon colonies got fixed

[arctic tapir]

I misread that as Nopon and and was wondering how we got xenoblade conversation

[modern bobcat]

they're supposed to expand Ind this year and add the Monkey King, that was more or less leaked a while ago

but there likely won't be support beyond 2026

so some small tinkering and maybe 1 more dlc, then End Times content

Dogs of War highly unlikely to ever appear now

and I think they've stretched the map to its current limit unfortunately so no Nippon

[tired steeple]

well I'll take Ind that's still cool

[modern bobcat]

I think eventhough it was never public, CA has likely cut back significantly after the Hyenas scandal/failure

[split mauve]

Mhhh how about another dwarf expansion instead

[tired steeple]

how many have they had

I've not played TWW yet

gonna try it out when I get a steamdeck

my computer can't run it

[modern bobcat]

Dwarfs have had 2 expansions, 1 freelc, and 2 significant reworks

[tired steeple]

oh lol

[modern bobcat]

But that's over the course now of like... 10 years almost

[tired steeple]

so what's a good starting army

everyone says the default ones are awful for new players

[jaunty path]

A mexican cartel

[modern bobcat]

In TW Warhammer?

[tired steeple]

yeah

[green vector]

high elves

[tired steeple]

Iplayed shogun 2 and thought it was awesome so I at least understand the games

[modern bobcat]

Hmm depends on faction and how well you know the game

[green vector]

and grand cathay

[tired steeple]

ughhh high elves

okay

fine

[green vector]

but easy and strong

both*

[tired steeple]

I think high elves are a faction I find the most boring but oh well it'll at least be playable enough

[modern bobcat]

Karl Franz/Empire is set up as the "main" intro faction but it's actually an incredibly hard campaign to get started

[tired steeple]

yeah

I heard gelt is a little easier?

I just want an excuse to get around to gelt cause he's one of my favourites

[modern bobcat]

Gelt is in Cathay now and the rework makes him very hero-focused

[tired steeple]

I'd probably pull him out if I ever try out Old World

oh I see

[modern bobcat]

Dwarfs are mainly a corner-camping defensive faction for battles, and turtling on map

[green vector]

grombrindal campaign is bussin

[tired steeple]

vampires and tomb kings are my favourite armies over all

[modern bobcat]

High Elfs you want mainly cheap archer based armies for early game (2-4 spearmen, 10-12 cheap archers), then you change into midgame

[tired steeple]

are they manageable for new people

[modern bobcat]

Vampires might get reworked when they launch Nagash this year

[tired steeple]

oh that's hardcore

[green vector]

hope so they need it

[modern bobcat]

Vampires SHOULD be fun but they haven't scaled at all

they have not been reworked since Warhammer 1, so 10 years ago

To make Vampires work you recruit cheap skeleton warrior/zombie armies and use your Vampire lords/heroes to spell cast

basically you group all your units into one big blob (units inside each other in a big blob formation)

that pins/anchors enemies to you then you drop AOE spells

[green vector]

or just play helman ghorst and recruit 50,000 zombies and win

[tired steeple]

okay so vampires are old

[green vector]

battles probly take about 3 hours each tho

[tired steeple]

how's tomb kings

[hazy kestrel]

Ah yes, Balthazar “WELCOME TO ESTALIA GENTLEMEN!” Gelt.

[modern bobcat]

They did add a couple units to Vamps actually

They got Grave Guards with Halberds recently lol

[tired steeple]

THATS MY GOAT

[lilac crag]

hi magos!!!

[tired steeple]

actually research gelt's lore and understand his character? Nah just watch him aura farm and say he's my favourite

[modern bobcat]

Tomb Kings is good, but requires some learning because they don't have the same economy or the same recruitment patterns

[tired steeple]

hello alex how are you

[green vector]

i hate tomb kings

[tired steeple]

okay I'll just jump into elves then

[modern bobcat]

Tomb Kings have no cash, so you need to expand and build to increase recruitment capacity

[hazy kestrel]

Based and Bretonnia-pilled.

[tired steeple]

if you hadn't noticed I like my undead

[lilac crag]

I really wanna play

[green vector]

repanse is best

[tired steeple]

buuurp how's khorne

[modern bobcat]

you can recruit cheap skeleton spearmen armies and spam them out reasonably quickly though

[green vector]

op

and fun as fucjk

[tired steeple]

khorne seems easy to understand

[green vector]

yes

[tired steeple]

charge people and shoot people

okay swag

[modern bobcat]

Khorne is extremely strong, if you want a really fun campaign play Arbaal

[green vector]

all 3 lords are busted

[tired steeple]

alrighty

[modern bobcat]

Arbaal has a teleportation mechanic

[tired steeple]

my favourite is slaanesh but I heard slaanesh is pretty hard to figure out

[modern bobcat]

so you teleport to fight some battle or other

then you teleport back home

[green vector]

lot of fast moving micro managing shit

[jaunty path]

Basically the units have sex

[modern bobcat]

Slaanesh is cool, but still feels underwhelming

the chariots and hellstriders don't work particularly well despite being reworked

[green vector]

fuck chariots in every tw game

all my homies hate chariots

[modern bobcat]

Masque and Drycha are extremely strong though

Drycha wtf

Dechala

[green vector]

drycha l0l

horny tree

[green vector]

[modern bobcat]

They both do bad things to elves

[tired steeple]

Damn sign me up

[modern bobcat]

Skaven are surprisingly fun, especially Ikit Claw

weapons-team focus

[tired steeple]

I do like skaven

[sleek harness]

[modern bobcat]

they're probably the most fun/easiest to learn and still extremely strong

despite not having been reworked for WH3

the only thing they lack is flying units

[sleek harness]

Why would they need to

[modern bobcat]

there was meant to be a rework and a Thanquol DLC

[tired steeple]

Eshin and pestilens are my favourites but I won’t turn down a chance to use ratling guns and warpfire throwers

[modern bobcat]

but that might never happen now

Thanquol was teased a long time ago

[tired steeple]

I’m building a clan pestilens list for AOS

Ughhh I hate clan verminus

God I hate clan verminus

The AOS clan that’s entire thing is “we have the most rats”

[sleek harness]

We once built a mini flying ball to make it look like a comet and attract the attention of all Age of Sigmar factions

Or was it Fantasy?

Still, same ending

We fooled everyone

[tired steeple]

That seems like fantasy

[sleek harness]

It was moved by a skavenslave inside

[tired steeple]

Aos has that stupid realm shit

[sleek harness]

Like a hamster wheel

[tired steeple]

That’s awesome lmao

[arctic tapir]

anyone willing to help me with the "Just A Flesh Wound" penance?

[zenith pollen]

2 hours of overwatch and im surprised im not angry but happy

[stuck wasp]

Fantasy

For the End Time

Which tbf, while it did in theory work for the destroy the moon made of Warpstone to make it fall on the planet, did also trick the Empire in finding some Sigmar wannabe

[sleek harness]

Play DBD

Or better, play TF2 but you emote on every kill

You will find some angry folk

[dull hamlet]

That's annoying in any game honestly, it's just toxic and baiting negative interactions

[green vector]

nah that shit funny as fuck b

[hazy kestrel]

Is that the private penance for zealot?

I forget

[arctic tapir]

yeah

[dull hamlet]

On the receiving end, not so much.

[hazy kestrel]

Sure I’ll help.

Let me fire up Darktide

[green vector]

i can help if u need another

[arctic tapir]

gimme a minute to get back to the morning star

and I won't say no to another

[hazy kestrel]

Do you need the psyker private penance as well?

[green vector]

in a mission atm but can join after

[arctic tapir]

I do have that one (psyker private penance)

[tired steeple]

Listening to Lords of Silence while eating food was an absolutely horrible idea

Death guard audiobook

[green vector]

uh oh stinky

[jaunty path]

big and gassy space marines

[gloomy tartan]

Can we make pancakes

Out corpse starch

[jaunty path]

it'll taste horrible but sure

[gloomy tartan]

Doesn’t all corpse starch taste horrible tho lol

[tired steeple]

Can make pancakes out of nearly anything

[dull hamlet]

Frog snottle

[jade stump]

im sure a witch in a bog of sorts has a great frog snottle pancake recipe

[shell goblet]

yea ! just a generic auto-genned name i got on one of my better random lords on a campaign. i wrote him a little 1page fanfic abt a battle i did with him so his name just stuck and i figured id name one of my operatives after him

[tired steeple]

That’s cool

What was he fighting

[whole glade]

i just logged back on to OW in 7 years and wth is this storyline -.-

[shell goblet]

Skaven ! he dealt the killing blow to Snikch that campaign so his full name on that game was Zhao Feng, the Skavenslayer for immersions sake hehe

[tired steeple]

That’s fun

[shell goblet]

i've since named all my operatives on pc (except ogryn) after generic lords that popped off in my total war campaigns 😌

[shell goblet]

overwatch has a story ?

i thought they did away with giving the game any kind of story not even a year after they made the game worse but free and pretended it was some kind of sequel

[tired steeple]

They named it overwatch again btw

They removed the 2

[whole glade]

its talon vrs overwatch now

[quartz mantle]

hello chat

[whole glade]

i remember that had some heros as bad guys who did bad shit

[limpid vigil]

Hey , a bit of a newbie to warhammer here - just wanted to ask if the warhammer skull festival has a date set for this year?

[quartz mantle]

how is everyone doing?

[crisp nexus]

Last time it was 22 may until 9 june

Pretty good

Hbu ?

[sleek harness]

The grey namers are communicating

[crisp nexus]

?

Ewaja 🤷🏻‍♂️

[low blade]

Oh, but I cant be Saddam Hussein

[crisp nexus]

Says who ?

[pearl viper]

you can. its sad to see so many people these days who feel like they cant be saddam hussein

anyone can be saddam hussein. it is a mindset. you can do it

[quartz mantle]

Pretty good sir bin laden

[crisp nexus]

Oh please call me osama , no need for calling me sir 😉

[quartz mantle]

[marsh iris]

🛌

saddaming the bed

[whole glade]

dead chat

DEAD GAME

[quartz mantle]

💀

[azure tendon]

Is there a way to make an alert for when hivescum dlc GETS CHEAPER THAN THE ACTUAL FUCKING GAME instead of costing the double/triple?

[elder merlin]

@whole glade

[whole glade]

WASSUP

[elder merlin]

Nothing

You?

[arctic tapir]

the roof (hopefully)

[whole glade]

erm the ceiling

before the roof

duh

dumbass

[whole glade]

playin pysker

[green beacon]

its cheaper than the game tho????

[fiery wave]

It's more expensive if you got the game with other games for like $12.

[azure tendon]

not in brazil

[pearl viper]

sopa de macaco

[whole glade]

gug

[pearl viper]

uma delicia

[azure tendon]

its way expensive if you get the standard version instead of the deluxe

wait

wtf

[sleek harness]

Reais isn't the same worth as in Dollars

So it's the same price if not cheaper

[azure tendon]

none of the actual dlcs come in the imperial version

lmao

shitass game

[sleek harness]

Because the Imperial version was made before the DLCs

[blazing ibex]

Imperial version's been there way before the DLCs

[green beacon]

not like the dlcs are even required anyway as well

theyre j extra classes

[sleek harness]

Yeah

[jaunty path]

You don't need the imperial edition

Is stinky

[blazing ibex]

Arguably I wouldn't even recommend buying the classes until you know you actually like the game anyway.

[green beacon]

imperial edition is j cosmetics

[sleek harness]

And aquilas

[azure tendon]

extra classes means more content, only cosmestics that are useless

[green beacon]

its only more content if u commit to even playing those classes

[sleek harness]

Then why do you want to buy the imperial edition

[feral vessel]

Good evening Atoma.

[sleek harness]

Merp

[azure tendon]

yes, I want to play hivescum

[feral vessel]

clothes

[green beacon]

otherwise u'd get the exact same content by j playing the base game classes

[jaunty path]

Also seeing where you are right now doom. I don't think you should buy hive scum

[azure tendon]

who said that?

[tired inlet]

time to listen to Yacht Rock and play Darktide

[jaunty path]

Hive scum requires skill to play

[green beacon]

[feral vessel]

you buy imperial edition for clothes.

[tired inlet]

you gotta dodge

[sleek harness]

Weren't you just complaining that the Imperial edition doesn't have the classes in it?

[feral vessel]

This is true.

[tired inlet]

ABD
Always
Be
Dodging

[jaunty path]

Which most people lack the basic knowledge of

[tired inlet]

STIMS ARE FOR CLOSERS

[blazing ibex]

I love firing bullets and automatically dodging

I also love infinite ammo

[jaunty path]

You think that's ever getting nerfed?

I want that nerfed over pick pocket

[sleek harness]

Oh my god, Lethal Proxy Goblin uses auto dodge cheats????

[feral vessel]

Hey missus, since you're the hive scummer expert, am I satan for still having dodge and jump tied to spacebar?

[azure tendon]

yes? complaining, never said that I was going to buy it (I said I would buy it before realizing it doesnt include the classes)

[green beacon]

10 morbillion more hive scum buffs!!!!!!

[blazing ibex]

Yes. I'm the biggest cheater.

[jaunty path]

Also why are scum bringing stimpack when theres no blight

[blazing ibex]

Yes.

[tired inlet]

because they want to freebase

[feral vessel]

Good, that makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside.

[jaunty path]

Nah but you're gonna die by a crusher.

I see people pop like popcorn when they don't seperate it

[tired inlet]

it's like you don't know how to utiliize narcotics