general-chat

[whole glade]

should i force my bf to play OW with me?

[sleek harness]

OW

[misty trench]

cruel and unusual punishment to do that to him on valentine's day

[whole glade]

overwatch or overwieght if your pyrocynical

[sleek harness]

No

It's valentine don't make him play such thing

[clever horizon]

no play darktide

[whole glade]

he doesnt play anygame i play so its free

[clever horizon]

buy him darktide

[whole glade]

40$?!!

[sleek harness]

Play Rain World with him

[whole glade]

im savong for re9

[clever horizon]

do it

🫵

[whole glade]

but ow free :[

[sleek harness]

With 40 dollars you can buy 3 incoming classes on Darktide

Not worth it

[clever horizon]

buy full price darktide and both classes and imperium edition

[sleek harness]

It's like

40 dollars more

[clever horizon]

also but the Microsoft game store version too

[warm maple]

darktide can I have a commission for making people want to play darktide

[quaint moss]

:3

[whole glade]

hey which is better for a femboy pysker, female savant or female seer

[visual vortex]

Grimdark, even...

[visual vortex]

Male loner.

Because it's the most annoying and baby whiney voice in the game.

[whole glade]

dr.rictofen?

[visual vortex]

The german

[dire kayak]

i love getting new people into darktide because i can follow them around as a homeless veteran

[quaint moss]

femboy pysker my beloved

[visual vortex]

I love getting nee people into darktide so i can tell them that vet and ogryn are the only classes in the game

[quaint moss]

thammer of human kindness

[whole glade]

it is I

[dire kayak]

ogryn is the only one you need

[visual vortex]

Vet and ogryn

Because ogryn's weapons fucking suck currently

Ogryn for melee and vet for ranged

[dire kayak]

nah ogryn is the only one

[quaint moss]

brain burst

[visual vortex]

Nah ur skull is getting crushed

[whole glade]

ILL GIVE YOU A BRAIN BURST BITCH

[quaint moss]

no rations 🤨

[whole glade]

GRAHHHHHH

[visual vortex]

Ball burst

[dire kayak]

i love brain burst

[quaint moss]

Best perk fr

[dire kayak]

I KEEP NEARLY SAYING BRAIN BUST

[visual vortex]

Smite's the only one 🙄

[whole glade]

I like to play with my food before i eat it

[dire kayak]

literallyyy

[quaint moss]

:3 die

[dire kayak]

im probably weird for using empowered psionics

but it makes brain burst really fun

[quaint moss]

nah its peak

scriers gaze makes me happy aswell

when mixed

[dire kayak]

exactlyy

i only run anything but scrier's gaze when im doing havocs

because people get angy if you dont use telekine

[quaint moss]

peoples opinion dont matter :3

[modest flume]

Who cares, play what's fun

[whole glade]

i just use BB bc it makes them geek before dying

[dire kayak]

gladly

[whole glade]

KILL

[round mica]

good

you get 1 fish treat for it

[dire kayak]

YAY

[blazing ibex]

lame

[round mica]

[lilac crag]

@blazing ibex

[blazing ibex]

Hie

[lilac crag]

are u at work...

[blazing ibex]

Heading back actually but I gotta eat dindin after

Bf cooking a steak dinner

And I'm a very hungry dog.

Should be around soon thoooo

[visual vortex]

Sweet so i can use smite?

[blazing ibex]

No one said all that.

[quaint moss]

ye

why couldnt you lol

[blazing ibex]

Don't give them ideas.

[quaint moss]

but....

[blazing ibex]

[dire kayak]

smite being bad is a fact not an opinion

[jaunty path]

Sure just know barrels will be shot

[quaint moss]

[lilac crag]

I could beat you with my bare hands

[blazing ibex]

Smite's fine. When someone doesn't do it like 100% of the game

[lilac crag]

okay boss

[lilac crag]

also yeah it can be nice to turn mixed crowds disabled every now and then

[visual vortex]

okay

i do not give a shit

[quaint moss]

yeah, cause you literally get more melee damage ;-; and like no one uses it

[modest flume]

People play Darktide to play an engaging and stimulating combat game, not a walking simulator that Smite turns it into

[split mauve]

True, everyone wants to be the protagonist in darktide so you hurt their ego if you use smite

[visual vortex]

Death stranding

[blazing ibex]

I'll stimu- hold up wait that might be a little much.

[modest flume]

I personally have nothing against Smite, and tbh, most arguments people have against Psykers are assuming your average pub Psyker can survive a horde, which they normally don't

[visual vortex]

I use smite out of spite for the people that punish others for using a blitz they dont struggle with

[thick coyote]

Smite is not bad though

[visual vortex]

Ah so you dont mind me using a bad weapon?

I mean if it's a fact then that means more kills for you

[shy sandal]

This game does sell the power fantasy of being a shrunk named space marine level of strong pretty well

While also making you feel like you can get demolished at any second

[jaunty path]

Smite really isn't bad at all infact it's so effective in shutting down hordes the game becomes a lot more boring.

[split mauve]

While the fact it makes the game dull is undeniable

I accept it as the smite user wanting to help and have his own fun

[whole glade]

I CARRIED AS FEMBOY PYSKER :3

[dire kayak]

hell yeah

[visual vortex]

Literally every other class can shut down a horde

[lilac crag]

having your fun at the expense of others makes you no better than a guy thinking he's John Darktide tbh

[split mauve]

That's what i am saying against people who don't use hard meta loadouts

Am i right

[blazing ibex]

The issue is that smite being overused doesn't help.

[whole glade]

:3c

[visual vortex]

I dont care how my teammates feel because they're the same harlequin babies that will fling themselves off a cliff in a heartbeat or stand in a crusher's overhead

[blazing ibex]

And arguably makes things worse than they need to be sometimes.

[split mauve]

The vet using the infantry las peashooter doesn't help either, but i still accept it

[twin flower]

infantry las peashooter is so real

wish they'd buff it just a tinsy bit

[twin dirge]

I am john darktide kisses the floor for the 13th time that mission

[visual vortex]

The Zealot one-hitting literal space marine level threats by himself doesn't help either, but ill accept it

[split mauve]

I think it needs a lot more than a tinsy bit

[twin flower]

well I mentioned an overhaul buff in vet chat once

the og beta testers were naah that'd be too op

[visual vortex]

DO NOT TOUCH VET

Vet is already amazing

[blazing ibex]

Vet needs a rework lol

[grim spoke]

nerf power falchion

literally trivializes the game

otherwise vets fine

[visual vortex]

Nerf everything

[grim spoke]

plasma could use a slight nerf but

[twin flower]

Vets okay, just need better weapons

[blazing ibex]

I'm not even saying a nerf or buff

[split mauve]

Unironically, psyker needs a rework

[blazing ibex]

More like

[visual vortex]

Because every thing removes the fun from rhe game

[twin flower]

Plasma is so boring bruh

[blazing ibex]

The tree itself is just really weirdly laid out

[quaint moss]

i love me plasma

[visual vortex]

Ogryn does

[blazing ibex]

It's better than it was before.

[grim spoke]

this but with the entirety of psyker and also i mean it for real

[shy sandal]

Game balance discussions stop being engaging when people start acting like a skill or weapon is Wholesome Chungus 100, or literally Hitler.

[visual vortex]

They should remove psyker from rhe entire game

[split mauve]

Ogryn is fine, only needs more weapons

And make their ranged less dog

[jaunty path]

what is the message here

[twin flower]

Id take spalsh plasma than whatever one we have atm

[twin dirge]

Is this bait?

[split mauve]

Psyker is full of problems imo

[grim spoke]

the game is a lot more fun when a psyker isn’t in it

[dire kayak]

hand me a shock maul and stub revolver and i will feel like john darktide

[visual vortex]

Psyker should be de-gloved off all their skin and paraded through the streets like the spectacle they are

[jaunty path]

oh

[lilac crag]

don't get why they'd put 3 tax nodes on vet side to side instead of linear

[twin flower]

shiih

[shy sandal]

To not be so finalist on your takes so there is room for discussion. I guess

[twin flower]

is it time for darktide 2

[thick coyote]

Can they do with a range of 15+ meters and ignoring and sort of mass

[blazing ibex]

Or that bottom right is basically the basis of most vet builds because it's so ridiculously beefed up in damage.

[twin flower]

just overhaul everything

[thick coyote]

[visual vortex]

I think the darktide discord should not be responsible or be involved in any capacity with darktide

[grim spoke]

i think u are literally hitler

[split mauve]

Psyker needs more staffs, the staffs need their own unique m1, the blitzes are either dog(brain), dull (smite) and only one actually feels right

[grim spoke]

i should be

[blazing ibex]

That it actively makes a good keystone (MMF) barely used because you can't get to many of those nodes.

[visual vortex]

Me and you

[lilac crag]

willow ur so right for this

[visual vortex]

I think

[grim spoke]

u know this

[quaint moss]

mmm yummers

[grim spoke]

i’m never wrong

[visual vortex]

We should remove every class but pgryn and vet

Buff them

[lilac crag]

signalis players never are oomf

[grim spoke]

no remove ogryn too

[lilac crag]

kill ogryn

[visual vortex]

Remove every class

Remove everything

[grim spoke]

keep zealot though evis is fun

[visual vortex]

Have the game be a baseplate

[twin dirge]

Make everyone naked with a chainsword

[twin flower]

Make DArktide a Tactical Shooter

[blazing ibex]

Introduce space marines

[twin dirge]

That's all you get

[modest flume]

I don't use WS because I like spotting and being rewarded for it more

[twin dirge]

Introduce slide canceling

[twin flower]

well lets not be hasty

[blazing ibex]

Space Marines 2: 2: Electric Boogaloo.

[lilac crag]

adeptus mechanicus if fatshark weren't COWARDS

[visual vortex]

They should add EA's pay to reload idea

[grim spoke]

fatshark could make a better space marine game than sm2 currently is

because

wow,

sm2 sucks.

[lilac crag]

Saber is not

[visual vortex]

It's fine

[twin flower]

Real

[lilac crag]

close

to FS care for the game

like at all

[grim spoke]

hi ainz are u here to support all of my opinions

because i’m always right

[stark bobcat]

oops

cat on keyboard

[grim spoke]

MEOW

[blazing ibex]

SM2 is one of the only games that I can't play because I can't vibe with how unbalanced the sound design is

[lilac crag]

now I'm going to be a contrarian

[stark bobcat]

here will dm her

[grim spoke]

MEOWOWOWWW

[visual vortex]

Saber and Fatshark need to stop taking a break every other day for two weeks and get back to work

[lilac crag]

meow meow meow meow

[blazing ibex]

Focus Target too

[lilac crag]

I can't not use WS icl

[blazing ibex]

Why I specified MMF specifically.

[lilac crag]

attack speed on vet is so fucking sexy

[visual vortex]

Attack speed on no classes is so fucking sexy

[shy sandal]

Say something contrarian then

[lilac crag]

ppl will take it seriously or see me as lesser if I do

[modest flume]

It's so much fun

[lilac crag]

I will keep my mouth SHUT

[visual vortex]

Focus target is the highlight pne right?

[modest flume]

Reminds me of my Battlefield days

[grim spoke]

idk my opinions are nerf basically everything and remove infinite cleave and

yeah!

[modest flume]

Spotting is winning

[visual vortex]

They should remove everything

[visual vortex]

Used it for a vet penance and never touched it again

[grim spoke]

and rebalance high havocs

[shy sandal]

Call it ragebait and pretend it was sarcasm the whole time

[grim spoke]

oh also remove blight from the game

forever

[visual vortex]

Remove flamers and bombers

Actually no

[shy sandal]

Works everytime

[visual vortex]

Let the entire game be a baseplate

[blazing ibex]

Take Garden out the game at this point too

[visual vortex]

But there's a small glass window you can see through

[grim spoke]

flamers are fine, bombers are fine, just nerf the radius of tox bombers a little bit

[blazing ibex]

Give trappers a cleave limit

[grim spoke]

i am huugnrryyyy

[lilac crag]

kill all body mass on bulwark

[lilac crag]

so I can fucking MOVE

[visual vortex]

Where it's just bombers and flamers getting disemboweled by 50 chimps illegally imported from india

[dire kayak]

me tooo,,,,,,

[grim spoke]

oh remove burgles and remove bulwarks

[lilac crag]

remove one of the 3 bosses?

naurrre

[blazing ibex]

i don't even think bulwarks have to be as obnoxious as they are

[grim spoke]

(realistically just make bulwarks spawn not in packs of more than 2)

[blazing ibex]

fatshark just cannot seem to get them right

[grim spoke]

a pack of bulwarks is the least fun thing to fight ever

[blazing ibex]

also dindin not done yet

[dire kayak]

mraow

[blazing ibex]

so I am available

[lilac crag]

say less

let's play !!!!

[visual vortex]

Let's

Dementia

[blazing ibex]

What?

[visual vortex]

Wih

[blazing ibex]

What's demonia?

[visual vortex]

Wuh

[shy sandal]

They should add another named boss besides the Karnak Twins. A named Captain but buffed in HP and damage...

[visual vortex]

The final boss to the game is wolfer having an aneurysm and blowing his brains out with his gun

[analog marsh]

Let us break bulwark shields ffs. Dumb to make their shield stronger then ceramite lmao.

[modest flume]

No, it's him becoming fully antisocial

[blazing ibex]

@lilac crag izzat u

[dire kayak]

we'll definitely get buffed rinda karnak in the future

[visual vortex]

It's him screaming into his vox like a mw2 lobby

[lilac crag]

yeas

do not kill me

[shy sandal]

I was thinking about that, would be a cool fight

[modest flume]

Taking him into Havoc?

[visual vortex]

Havoc 🤮

[dire kayak]

mrrrp :3

[blazing ibex]

mayhaps

nah we doin auric

[south jetty]

It's him making a Reddit account

[blazing ibex]

wanna join?

it's a CIVI :B

[blazing ibex]

@lilac crag i uh

i meant to change operatives

not leave

[lilac crag]

(ishowspeed.gif)

[blazing ibex]

LOL

[lilac crag]

I DIDNT EVEN PICK UP WHAT U SAID

[quaint moss]

pot i smoke, happy i am

[lilac crag]

😭

[south jetty]

wise

[dire kayak]

luckyyy

[south jetty]

my turn soon

[quaint moss]

then probably maelstrom

[south jetty]

Holy smokes

Maybe I'll log into my psyker.......

[twin flower]

smoke is holy

[visual vortex]

You may all know Goober Hotline as the quirky person from the Darktide Discord. However, they are hiding a secret and dark backstory. On October 12th of 2021, at the fan meetup for Goober Hotline and their iconic book known as "Goob in the Hoobs." A young, 21 year old Californian woman approached Goober asking for their signature on a limited edition copy of "Goob in the Hoobs." Upon seeing a Californian, Goober began to froth violently at the mouth and proceeded to bludgeon and beat the innocent woman's head into a pool of cherry jam and beat their head against the concrete until it leaked a bright red broth. Goober was then apprehended. However, Goober has had the law-enforcement paid off since their infamous scalping of Californians of 2019, so this incident has been swept under the rug.

[blazing ibex]

Not enough dashes

[dire kayak]

this is accurate :3

[visual vortex]

This is canon

[dire kayak]

i love murder

[visual vortex]

This is in the lore

I was there

[south jetty]

Transmutating heads into cherry jam? Fucking sick

where do I sign up

[quaint moss]

then im a very holy man

[south jetty]

actually wait I've been gone for like, a month, has anything new happened

[visual vortex]

No

[lilac crag]

I missed you

[south jetty]

awesome

[lilac crag]

that's about it

[south jetty]

no you didn't

[lilac crag]

I did not

[south jetty]

nuh uh

See

I was right

[lilac crag]

[south jetty]

I'm too old

[lilac crag]

I am not allowed to miss my friends.

[somber stream]

Just install a scope

[south jetty]

TRUE

your aim will get better

[blazing ibex]

a flamer

[lilac crag]

@blazing ibex my game is DYING this lobby is cursed oomf

[blazing ibex]

kicked me into an overhead

[south jetty]

I could play Darktide or draw a badass dwarf in a cool leather outfit

[dire kayak]

we need a scope on zealot's throwing knives

[south jetty]

360 noscope the divine knives

Emperor guides the aim

[blazing ibex]

this lobby is fucking cursed

[visual vortex]

Hang on guys i need to make up more stupid shit on one of you

[astral basin]

Always

[dire kayak]

i would be very easily indoctrinated into a cult

[lilac crag]

I promise I don't fumble like this systematically

[astral basin]

Overwatch. So many brain dead players.

[lilac crag]

[dire kayak]

all youd have to do is be nice to me and wear fun outfits and ill do anything you ask

[blazing ibex]

no don't worry this lobby is pulling some nonsense right now

completely silent trapper around a corner got me

[south jetty]

I only like Overwatch because I can imagine my 2 favorite robots in there getting married

[lilac crag]

evil and intimidating trapper of doom

[astral basin]

Ew. Forced shipping

I like overwatch bc deadlock isnt on console yet
And marvel rivals is too. Complicated. Way too many buttons.

[visual vortex]

Alexander is known for his massive corporation in the middle of Times Square, New York. However, what few know about his data center is what truly dark and evil things occur in the basement in the data rooms. As within the data center lies approximately fifty five monkeys illegally imported from India connected to the AI data-generators by their brains. These monkeys are often making "Oooooh" and "Aaaaah" sounds as they are forced to moderate Youtube and Roblox for the rest of their lives. The very few who know about this room are often found in accidental deaths by bricks being thrown at them, or automatic rifle wounds in their back.

[astral basin]

Looks ai

[visual vortex]

It wasnt

That's my story working under Alexander

That's what i saw

[trail bramble]

self inflicted automatic rifle wounds

[visual vortex]

To the back

They were taken too soon 😭 🙏

[trail bramble]

If you think marvel rivals is too complicated deadlock isn't for you blud
you can have 8 abilities in that game and then movement mechanics on top of that

[quaint moss]

oh no

[misty trench]

systemic fumblism

[astral basin]

Yeah but
How many hard cc and immorta to keep track f?

[trail bramble]

many?

[astral basin]

F

[visual vortex]

Lock in

[twin dirge]

God that's so based

[astral basin]

Aaaaa

The

Mines

[quaint moss]

Raaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[astral basin]

Eh?

[quaint moss]

wha

[dire kayak]

mraowwww

[quaint moss]

[dire kayak]

i need to get that mod again

[visual vortex]

The discordians yearn for the mines

[astral basin]

Ok yall need a double dose of a hot lead enema

[visual vortex]

That looks very stupid

[lilac crag]

that was painful

I needed my knife........

u wanna do another gob!!!

[jaunty path]

I can inject molten hot lava

[hazy kestrel]

You needed a thammer.

Thammer > everything else.

[fair bridge]

i feel fucked up about fallout 4

[hazy kestrel]

Totally unbiased opinion.

[dire kayak]

so true

thats a fact

[fair bridge]

i can't decide if it's a banger or if it's coal

[hazy kestrel]

The answer is yes to both.

[fair bridge]

settlements are fun

gunplay is alright

idfk

i'm doing everything but the main quest and i'm having a blast

i think i put in like 20 hours or something 10 years ago when it came out

settlements make survival mode pretty much tedious

i've got so much purified water

food is not an issue

[dire kayak]

ive always tried to start playing fallout

could never get into it

[fair bridge]

i think i felt the same way in new vegas hardcore mode where i was able to pretty much tank any radiation damage by drinking from water fountains/toilets/whatever i could find and just cook food at campfires

[hazy kestrel]

What about Fallout New Vegas?

[dire kayak]

i tried FNV and fallout 4 and couldnt get an hour in

[hazy kestrel]

[hazy kestrel]

But did you meet Boone at Novak?

[fair bridge]

https://themidnightride.moddinglinked.com/index.html best way to play FO4 (you can just use wabbajack, streamlines the modding process)
https://vivanewvegas.moddinglinked.com/ best way to play new vegas, see above

[hazy kestrel]

I can’t decide whether Raul or Boone is better, but then again, all of FNV’s companions are peak.

[blazing ibex]

@lilac crag i was not expecting him to cook the dinner that fast

i shall be back tho

[hazy kestrel]

Fallout 4 on the other hand…the French robot synth lady, Curie, was pretty cool.

[fair bridge]

survival mode in FO4 would go hard as fuck if it severely hampered your ability to leverage settlements

[hazy kestrel]

Totally not because her accent made me feel a certain way, no siree.

:)

[dire kayak]

would you rather live in half life or in fallout?

[fair bridge]

fallout

[hazy kestrel]

Fallout.

[fair bridge]

at least there's hope

[hazy kestrel]

Head crabs are icky.

Make my skin crawl a bit.

[fair bridge]

i'd probably hang out with the boomers

those guys seem cool

they worship guns and planes

i think playing FO4 is really pushing me toward giving 76 a real try

[hazy kestrel]

@blazing ibex, does your group need a thammermaxxer or is it full? I’d be down for a few matches.

[lilac crag]

it's alright silly

go get ya dinner

[hazy kestrel]

If it’s full, then perhaps some other time.

[dire kayak]

gordon freeman is good hope

[hazy kestrel]

Big sad, no monstrosity maelstrom.

At least it’ll reset soon.

[main zephyr]

lol

[hazy kestrel]

I’m feeling lucky. :)

[main zephyr]

i heard the mines

[fair bridge]

half-life earth is so much worse

[dire kayak]

i keep telling myself im gonna switch to shroudfield thammer

then i forget

[main zephyr]

lol

thammer

[hazy kestrel]

Fury is pretty fun.

[main zephyr]

i can do the same stuff but better with relic sword

[hazy kestrel]

But you miss out on the funny electrified bonk!

[main zephyr]

mark 2 version only

[main zephyr]

but i gotta poke stuff for the one shot

like how you poke stuff with dueling sword

but much better

[hazy kestrel]

Unsatisfying. :(

[main zephyr]

you can even 1 shot captians on havoc 40

how is that not satisfying

[dire kayak]

i love the sound that makes,,,,,,

[hazy kestrel]

Goddamnit, the maelstrom refreshed with the exact same modifiers lmfao.

[main zephyr]

[hazy kestrel]

It’s not a thammer bonk.

Simple as.

[lilac crag]

wait, you can? can I see this?

[main zephyr]

i got the yt video

that gave the build for the proof

hold on

[hazy kestrel]

Shroudfield/martyrdom-powered backstab goes brrrr.

Simple as.

[dire kayak]

i wonder if theres something like the tau cannon in 40k,,,,,

[main zephyr]

only issue with thammer

is the slight delay after the powered hit

that can get you killed in h40

[hazy kestrel]

They nerfed that stun I thought?

[main zephyr]

lol

[hazy kestrel]

Just account for it, simple as.

[main zephyr]

lol

i like thammer tho

espeically in sm2

[hazy kestrel]

But then again, going feral / abandoning all tactical awareness with the thammer is a notable side-effect of too much thammermaxxing.

[gloomy tartan]

Cadia is the coolest

[astral basin]

I was going feral w just the shock maul and rush wym

I see something to bonk, i try to bonk it

Just for it to already be gunned down

[hazy kestrel]

What is a daemonhost but an angry nail to be bonked?

[astral basin]

Which has lead me to be enlightened by the holy heavy evis to hold hallways with

[dire kayak]

give any darktide operative the long jump module and theyll be really strong,,,,,

[main zephyr]

i see the demon host

like i see the witch from

l4d2

[gloomy tartan]

Same

[main zephyr]

a enviromental hazard

[hazy kestrel]

LET’S KARKING GOOOOO!

Got a lights out mission on the board. :)

[main zephyr]

fun to fight but not neccesary

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah like

If a teammate can one shot the host

[hazy kestrel]

Fun to fight and absolutely required. :)

[gloomy tartan]

I’m not going to get mad

[main zephyr]

the witch in l4d2 has a weakness

[hazy kestrel]

We have the firepower

[main zephyr]

the chainsaw

kills her in a few seconds

[hazy kestrel]

Or the shotgun to the face iirc.

[gloomy tartan]

Some builds can one shot hosts so I don’t mind if they kill them otherwise it is a bit of a resource dump

[main zephyr]

i can reliably kill her before she moves with the chainsaw

does that include the empowered demon host?

[hazy kestrel]

Yeah

[main zephyr]

lol

[hazy kestrel]

We ball regardless.

[dire kayak]

i want the tau cannon in darktide,,,,

[gloomy tartan]

Newman with the hammer is such a funny image

[fair bridge]

that's george man

[astral basin]

Never watched the office

[fair bridge]

that's SEINFELD man

[gloomy tartan]

Thanks mallow

[astral basin]

Exactly

[gloomy tartan]

I never watched Seinfeld but I know of its aura

[astral basin]

Never watched that either

[gloomy tartan]

I remember there’s a episode where everything is red

I’ve seen clips

It seems good

[fair bridge]

well no

[main zephyr]

i know what theme song i want for my zealot

the sanford and son song

lol

[fair bridge]

it's the one where a kenny roger's roasters opens up across from the apartment and the big ass neon sign is shining right into kramer's apartment

[gloomy tartan]

YEAH!

[fair bridge]

season 9 i think

[gloomy tartan]

The agressive ammount of red lights they use was funny as fuck

[astral basin]

I know red. He didnt like tweenage ashton kutcher

[blazing ibex]

shur

[astral basin]

Tbf he never really grew up

[blazing ibex]

am bak

[main zephyr]

goblin welcome back

anyways

the new diablo 2 resurrected class is great

[whole glade]

femboy pysker help with shield :3

[lilac crag]

MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW

[blazing ibex]

@lilac crag DECLINED

[lilac crag]

IM HERE TOO

[blazing ibex]

???

[lilac crag]

:(

[blazing ibex]

Unspeakable.

[lilac crag]

IM IN THE BATHROOM

[gloomy tartan]

Wait WTF

[lilac crag]

I AM

IN

BATHROOM

[gloomy tartan]

My helmet lost its visor

[lilac crag]

I WILL BE OUT

[main zephyr]

lol

[blazing ibex]

hi it me

gob

[gloomy tartan]

The antax mk 3 conclave- issue tactical helm

It’s visorless again

[somber stream]

Can you whisper sensually into each other ears instead of screaming like this thanks

[gloomy tartan]

Was the visor a bug lmao

[lilac crag]

I got this dipshit food piece stuck in my molars and it's been annoying me

[gloomy tartan]

Because a helm in store rn has the visor

[lilac crag]

I am thinking of pulling it outright

[gloomy tartan]

I think that was a buggy

[quaint moss]

im figuring out its harder to do the stoner voice when being a stoner

[main zephyr]

there was a bug with a helmet for vet in the commisary

with a red visor

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah!

[main zephyr]

with character eyebrows showing through it

[quaint moss]

red visor?

[lilac crag]

@blazing ibex LETS GET PLAYING!!!!

[whole glade]

me when uhhhh

[blazing ibex]

i need to try this

[main zephyr]

hold on

[astral basin]

I have to dig food out my molars regularly
Childhood dentist left me a few open cavities

[blazing ibex]

~freaky~ build

[main zephyr]

found it

to vet chat

[whole glade]

freak builds :3

[gloomy tartan]

Damn I was wearing this helm cuz of the cool visor they added

[quaint moss]

whermst

[blazing ibex]

@hazy kestrel

we're locked in

[lilac crag]

which one of you nerds wanted in the squad

hop on before we hop in the match

[main zephyr]

i shwoed the old bug that plagued that helm

its pretty funny

[main zephyr]

[whole glade]

what in the gay balls

[main zephyr]

[fair bridge]

had no idea shooting out the legs of a protectron in fallout 4 would make it crawl toward you while saying "kill kill kill"

just like me fr

[gloomy tartan]

It was funny ye

[main zephyr]

lol

fun note in majoras mask

if you shoot the thief guy with a arrow after he steals the grannys bag

you get no reward

he blows up and is dead until you rewind time

[lilac crag]

aw man

[quaint moss]

hell yeah, got told they were peak

means i can maelstorm now

yay

[visual vortex]

Glue

[blazing ibex]

i should not have attempted that revive

[lilac crag]

iiiii shouldn't have either

[lilac crag]

sniper got me

[main zephyr]

that moment when your a scrier psyker with illi

[lilac crag]

I got time for 1 more !

[quaint moss]

im thinking ill do vet

to fuck up some shit

[main zephyr]

illsi and delete the crusher before the zealot can use his duelign sword

fun

[quaint moss]

pushing the 1 2 button to win

[main zephyr]

lol

scrier with illsi can be a melee blender

[gloomy tartan]

Funny thing happened

Was chasing dog as he ran with toy

[jaunty path]

I think the requirement to be able to play high havoc should be locked behind completing a few penances

[quaint moss]

scriers gaze makes me happy to play a pysker

[jaunty path]

like getting x kills with crusher

[main zephyr]

scrier is good

just most people dont use it well sadly

[quaint moss]

sucidial with spice :3

[gloomy tartan]

I have cadian joy rn

[main zephyr]

also the mvoe speed buff with scrier

[gloomy tartan]

I have a nice lasgun skin

[main zephyr]

is so good

i want more krieg outfit colors

were missing the grey and brown/green regiement colors

the brown and green are for the same regiment

[hazy kestrel]

God Emperor please no. I beg you.

[quaint moss]

why does this game always put me alone on maelstorms ;-;

[hazy kestrel]

No more Krieg slop.

[main zephyr]

lol

[vapid matrix]

Would be so goated if u could choose a few colours for the armor but they rather sell reskins

[main zephyr]

why are you hating on the death korps

[hazy kestrel]

I’m just tired of their rabid fan base.

[main zephyr]

lol

i just like the faction

[hazy kestrel]

And I used to be a Krieg fan lmao. Thankfully not one of the rabid ones.

[main zephyr]

nothing more nothing less

[hazy kestrel]

Just tired of all the shovel / bayonet memes

[jaunty path]

speaking of

my dad bought 3 shovels

well 2 actually

is this a krieg reference

[somber stream]

Does it fold

[jaunty path]

nah

[somber stream]

Just regular shovel?

[jaunty path]

yea

for shoveling the snow

[somber stream]

Isn't there a specialized version for that task

[main zephyr]

its funny cause you can do stuff like that with bardin as slayer in vt2

[vapid matrix]

ok goodnight chat

[main zephyr]

like some people jump off the map

[hazy kestrel]

GANGWAY!

[main zephyr]

only slayer can do that otherwise your character grabs the ledge

exactly

XD

[dire kayak]

the mouse king will visit you tonight

[hazy kestrel]

THAT ONE’S MINE!

[main zephyr]

but thats a win for the slayers

they want to die

[hazy kestrel]

I’LL SKIN THE WAZZOK!

I mean, uh, ahem. Slayer is fun. :)

[gloomy tartan]

I’m happy I came back to Cadian stuff

Is feel gud

[jaunty path]

Yeah im not sure if he bouught the particular one but then again

[main zephyr]

lol

[jaunty path]

my dads a moron

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[somber stream]

gasp

[jaunty path]

dipass lost in his ways

[blazing ibex]

am i surprised the rumbler ogryn barrelled me off the map?

not at all

[dire kayak]

the ogryn judged you as unworthy

[gloomy tartan]

Is that the nade launcher thing?

[hazy kestrel]

Seems you need a competent third.

[blazing ibex]

man

[hazy kestrel]

But then again, incompetent teammates hate half the fun.

Sometimes

Maybe

[blazing ibex]

auric really is the wild west right now

[dire kayak]

im very incompetent and i love fun :(

[blazing ibex]

i haven't actually played it in a while and good lord man

[main zephyr]

i think they fixed it

[hazy kestrel]

It’s the new Heresy, that’s what I’ve been saying. :)

[hazy kestrel]

Nah you’re competent. :)

[main zephyr]

but a sniper tryna shoot me popped the head off a rager in a lobby that was attacking me one time

or somehting popped the head and it wasnt on kill feed

i just know its head exploded

[dire kayak]

you should see me on havoc

[shy sandal]

Same.

[hazy kestrel]

You’re fine pal.

Havoc is hell anyways lmfao

[main zephyr]

havoc is weird still

[gloomy tartan]

What if the real havoc reward was the friends we made along the way

[main zephyr]

Fading light was difficult then they made it so gunners and reapers moved while shooting

Then revamped havoc nerfed Fading light

[teal token]

E

[main zephyr]

But yes fading light was a lot harder

Lol

[dire kayak]

F

[teal token]

Hello comrade Miso the Soup

[main zephyr]

hello

[teal token]

Hello comrade goobery hotline

[main zephyr]

[dire kayak]

haiiiii

mrrrp :3

[teal token]

Btw how bad will it be in the next month for discord?

[somber stream]

Just use Garry's mod model lol

[teal token]

Lmaoo

[main zephyr]

it depends

[somber stream]

Too much effort? Team speak

[main zephyr]

There are people who won't have to verify

[teal token]

So the team speak of doing ok?

[main zephyr]

Idk the criteria but yeah

[teal token]

Sounds good to me

[somber stream]

Team speak UI is ass ngl

[teal token]

Just want to playing fellow comrades here that's all

Hello comrade Licht

[somber stream]

Hello Jerry

[nocturne bloom]

can never finish my gamersupps because the cup distracts me

valentines day experience

[teal token]

Hello comrade Projekt Red the Ceo Of Lama

[dire kayak]

i love playing assault

[teal token]

Consume the cup?

[nocturne bloom]

if only

[teal token]

Umazing innit

[quaint moss]

beathing this maelstorms ass

[nocturne bloom]

time to go back to poppy mid lane

[main zephyr]

Lol

[astral basin]

Mama, may i have cookie?

[dire kayak]

mambo

[quaint moss]

numba 5

[astral basin]

Hm.

[main zephyr]

There we go

[dire kayak]

i love thammermaxxing in sm2

[main zephyr]

Lol

[whole glade]

thats the YOGURT EFFECT

[astral basin]

Yogurt

[dire kayak]

vespasius x straban

[whole glade]

Huh

[main zephyr]

[dire kayak]

assault x heavy

that was just their names

[whole glade]

oh

gay ass ship

[dire kayak]

hehehehe

[main zephyr]

lol

[lilac crag]

that was so fast I have 10 mins leftover to chill lmao

thanks you both

[whole glade]

"why arent silent hill game in silent hill anymore"

YOU DONT KNOW BALL OR ANY LORE

[hazy kestrel]

:)

[thick coyote]

These hills are silent

And their residents

Are evil

[hazy kestrel]

[thick coyote]

But not just evil within

They are also alone in the dark

[main zephyr]

The nurses are quiet in that series

And absolutely terrifying

[quaint moss]

DEAR GOD

also all of those games are amazing

[somber stream]

Don't check the Nexus mod page for Resident evil games

[hazy kestrel]

It’s it as bad as the Skyrim one?

[quaint moss]

its not that bad if i remember correctly

[somber stream]

Similar

[quaint moss]

now the remake

[somber stream]

Open up nexus page for RE6
Nude pregnant mod for all female character popped up on trending

Also naked Jake with a pirate hat for some reaso n

[clever aurora]

This evil... it just keeps coming in and going out

[hazy kestrel]

See, this is why I have everything blurred. I’d rather not be greeted with a massive rack in my face from the latest gooner mods.

Take me out to dinner first.

[somber stream]

There's a Michael Jackson mod, with voice

[astral basin]

Download the pirate hat.

[hazy kestrel]

CEASE

[dire kayak]

it upsets me that on hd2 nexus literal porn mods are more popular than the space marine mod

[whole bough]

im surprised that there isnt like

a consistent shirtless mod for this game

could be so drippy but nooo

ogryn nipples are too offensive

[astral basin]

Thats everywhere

[clever aurora]

Its almost like theres an.. Eddy of night time
A wave of no light?
A.. current of...?

[whole bough]

porn is a big market

especially since its become massively normalized

gooner used to be derogatory

i do miss old goon term tho

[hazy kestrel]

Same

I used to call my friends goons. Can’t do that anymore.

Damn gooners.

[astral basin]

No no “exotic” entertainment was always an industry
But religion and other things tried to push it further into the closet

[whole bough]

yea

but thats become less and less prevelant as people realize a lot of it is just

to control people

[thick coyote]

Alone in the dark (2008) appreciation post ?

[astral basin]

Say that to the weaponized conservative areas. Lot of regions cant access the hub bc they said “f u and your attempted regulations”

[dire kayak]

i used to be a guy's goon, now i have to be his lackey, which sounds much more evil

[whole bough]

hopefully areas like this dont last as long

in the age of information its a lot harder to blatantly lie to people

[hazy kestrel]

Goon, obviously. Can’t have anything in Gotham, ffs.

[whole bough]

unless of course

you restrict media

[hazy kestrel]

You don’t even have to necessarily do that. A majority of people don’t have the cognitive capacity to actually question the validity of the information that they receive.

[whole bough]

a lot of them are old though

[hazy kestrel]

Cough The Average Fox News viewer Cough

[whole bough]

like the newer generations arent really going to have that issue unless theyre really kept in the dark

and i mean

that already is true

theres still just a lot of old bags around

[winged swift]

The trench level sucks bawls

[astral basin]

Unfortunately the willfully ignorant makes up the majority of the world

[whole glade]

pyro time

so i can eep :3

[hazy kestrel]

Lies, Slander, Deception most foul.

Honestly, it’s mid. Not bad, not terrible, but not great either imo.

[whole glade]

slop time :3

[astral basin]

Join me on in overwatch rage

[whole bough]

speaking of voerwatch

did they bring back old bastion

[whole glade]

sol....i just got done playing games tonighttttuh

maybe tmr

[winged swift]

thats because your average person is too tired to care. We're basically rundown slaves

[astral basin]

Im at worm anyways

[whole glade]

i havent play OW in 7 years '

[winged swift]

or too drunk, high, biased, brainwashed, angry etc

[astral basin]

LMAO

[whole glade]

likke before echo

[astral basin]

Good

Dont need to

[twin flower]

Did they fix overwatch or something

[astral basin]

I mean. Eh

[whole glade]

its an alright game

[astral basin]

Fixed is a strong word

[whole glade]

lore but no lore

[astral basin]

Theyre ramping content now that they have a competitor

[twin flower]

Rivals?

[main zephyr]

lmao

[whole glade]

i prefer the characters in ow

[astral basin]

Blizzard is a bum company anyways
But. Its a hero shooter.

[main zephyr]

[whole glade]

rivals just brings new lore to exsisting characters

[winged swift]

id rather play ecco the dolphin without save states or passwords than overwatch LOL

[main zephyr]

I was excited for ow2 till they completely scrapped the pve

[whole glade]

okay but Rammy and Sigma are my favs

[main zephyr]

Ana was my main

[astral basin]

I prefer not having to find my abilities on my controller face
Rivals had better hero dynamic for a while, but like. Somethings off rn with it

[main zephyr]

Sniper healer

[whole glade]

i was a rein main

[main zephyr]

lol

Nice

[whole glade]

YOURE GOING AGAINST THE WALL AND IM THE FUCKING WALL

pd2 dozer

[astral basin]

Same
Brig is my main, but like. Shes always one way or another between seasons

[main zephyr]

isn't she

That healer with a shield

[whole glade]

i remember prime ow

[astral basin]

Ye

[whole glade]

in 2017 and 2018

[main zephyr]

So tarbjrons daughter

Also roadhog has 3 wives

1 of em is mercy

[quaint moss]

being the only vet next to 3 crackheads and winning is a great feeling

[main zephyr]

lol

I did that today

But 3 hc

Me as psyker

[sleek harness]

Wdym by winning

[quaint moss]

quick google search

[quaint moss]

winning an auric maelstorm zero deaths :3

[dire kayak]

i wish season 6 of drg added more than just 1 mission and a new biome

[sleek harness]

I can't believe this server doesn't let me say the bang word

[whole glade]

i was a Sugma main and i was a good fella :3

[astral basin]

Not enough people understand target priority in hero shooters

[quaint moss]

ive never seen this game :3

[quaint moss]

fuck?

[jaunty path]

havoc 35

yay

[quaint moss]

kaboom

[sleek harness]

No

Gang

Bang

[dire kayak]

im better in a support role anyway >w<

[quaint moss]

:D

[sleek harness]

Medic TF2

[dire kayak]

i literally ONLY played medic when i was playing tf2

[quaint moss]

roadhog person here, "always eat healers" is the answer

[sleek harness]

Wait hold on

I didn't realize

[main zephyr]

[sleek harness]

You are Goober

[quaint moss]

?_?

[sleek harness]

I thought you were a random for a moment

[quaint moss]

oh the pfp

[dire kayak]

only exception is if theres like 3 medics

[sleek harness]

I only look at the pfp

It's more recognizable

[dire kayak]

and then id get like 0 kills and 17 deaths

[quaint moss]

are you sure your not the one high of warpstone rn

also hi ratta :3

[sleek harness]

If only people didn't felt like changing the pfp every month...

[sleek harness]

Are you that slow

Damn

[astral basin]

I mean. Being support doesn’t mean “not contributing to elims”
Its just. More focus on “please dont die yet”

[quaint moss]

i just forgot to say hi

hi :3

[sleek harness]

Yes hello

[winged swift]

junkrat and i had some great times but that was nearly 10 years ago now😂. My teammates would always say 'oh you cant aim so you roll explosives eh?' Meanwhile id be centermassing all my shots😎

[astral basin]

Being mortar is nice
Also just dropping a huge load on divers

[sleek harness]

Is it bad to not like people who actually use theses emojis

Like

It's just dumb looking

[quaint moss]

🤨

[quaint moss]

which ones

[astral basin]

Junkrat is just LoL ziggs that committed to sniffing fumes

[sleek harness]

The yellow faces

It's just dumb

[astral basin]

Uh huh

[quaint moss]

🥲 <-- this one ?

[sleek harness]

Ywah

[astral basin]

Youve been on discipline too long rat

[sleek harness]

Don't show it to me

Its a plague

A sin

Heretical

[astral basin]

Time you took a break 🥸

Media access revoked for a week

Goodbye

[quaint moss]

but why

i cant find my dumb rock one

the rock head

:

[main zephyr]

[astral basin]

Its under stickers headass

[sleek harness]

Markus Kruber's boyfriend

[main zephyr]

i dont believe that

given kruber has all those fancy hats

[jaunty path]

is it weird for me to assume everyones bisexual until i learn otherwise

[sleek harness]

You should

[main zephyr]

i believe hes dating some kind of world famous hat maker

[jaunty path]

well ig it depends on the space

for furries its my fault

for others I really dont think about it

[main zephyr]

have you not seen all the fuckin different hats he has

[astral basin]

Its weird to assume how people prefer to fuk tbw

[sleek harness]

If you are best friends with someone for more than 5 years then you both are gay

[main zephyr]

[dire kayak]

so :3 is fine?

[main zephyr]

[sleek harness]

Yeah

[main zephyr]

i got dat tho

[dire kayak]

HELL YEAH

[thick coyote]

They tried to do something different for the series with the 2008 version
Literally the definition of jank
I love it

[astral basin]

😺

[quaint moss]

idk, i mean wheres the harm, you learn they arnt or are eventually

[jaunty path]

eh how so I think its better to be open ended about it

[sleek harness]

Didn't knew you had that homophobic perfume

[jaunty path]

especially with furries

[main zephyr]

read the name

[jaunty path]

furries are queer as hell

[quaint moss]

it looked like one of those xbox 360 jank games

[main zephyr]

anti gay

i also got

[sleek harness]

Anti gay spray

Literally homophobic perfume

[main zephyr]

lol

[quaint moss]

[main zephyr]

like what the used on peter in that one episode

[quaint moss]

the horse is here?

[main zephyr]

no no

the shot that turned peter gay

[quaint moss]

[main zephyr]

lmao

[dire kayak]

literally me

[whole glade]

Sol

[whole glade]

im reinstalling OW