general-chat

[cursive linden]

I didnt even know there were any exclusive event cosmetics besides the twins and the one gong on right now

[formal nimbus]

regardless of whatever event rewards, people have exigent circumstances for missing out on things, and its simply better to let people go back and play the old events to earn old stuff

[sleek harness]

I thought we were buddies

[zenith pollen]

@hazy kestrel i can reccomand you some great games

[hazy kestrel]

Nah, I’m good.

[tiny swift]

Farshark bat, anclave good, rah rah rah!

[formal nimbus]

play kenshi

[zenith pollen]

We live in capitalism and events are a good way for money

[hazy kestrel]

The twins one wasn’t exclusive.

[zenith pollen]

Ah the slave simulator

[sleek harness]

The twins were from a special type of mission to part of the campaign mission

[formal nimbus]

my first play through was a slave martial artist

[tiny swift]

No like being Honest. System like DRG, is best. You pick and chose what you want to do. Events, season passes, everything. I get that it's not most ''soldable'' but it's best for us, players. I don't get Fomo because I don't give a single shi-. I bought 1 cosmetic from shop from aquilla I got from imperial edittion and that's all.

[zenith pollen]

You can always Play it its not a event

[sleek harness]

Yeah

[tiny swift]

I ain't spending money on cosmetics. I only buy Classes or maps.

[cursive linden]

i didnt think hardmode was still in the game

[hazy kestrel]

It is

Always was

It’s fun

[formal nimbus]

somehow me asking for something like this means i am selfishly expecting the game to cater only to me fdor these cats

[hazy kestrel]

They made it easier though

[zenith pollen]

Why not

[jaunty path]

they opened the cage yeah

[tiny swift]

You're in discord, made for game that you have critique for. It will never fly in.

[hazy kestrel]

Made it so easy, I was there when it had to be a flawless run.

[formal nimbus]

yar

[hazy kestrel]

Took me 6 hours to get that gold accented insignia.

Was so worth it.

[formal nimbus]

weakness

[tiny swift]

Try telling Marvel Rivals community that, their skins are too Goonyfied. Too sexual. And tell me the amount of death threats you got.

[sleek harness]

Aesir found a single person that agrees with him

[zenith pollen]

And you should know we talk about everything here but darktide

[sleek harness]

It's over

[hazy kestrel]

It’s bleak.

[sleek harness]

Man we lost

The war is over

We were so wrong

[tiny swift]

I talk about starberry pasta

[hazy kestrel]

Sev was one of us. Turned traitor smh.

[sleek harness]

Bloody heretic

[hazy kestrel]

Can’t trust anyone on Atoma.

[zenith pollen]

You can trust me tho 🙁

[formal nimbus]

dude no one cares how special you want to be, i simply wanted to be able to play old events so i could play old missions with special modifiers for the cool frames and badges. if thats somehow hgurtful to your ego, unfuck yourself

[tiny swift]

Go ahead. Shoot. Shoot your brother. Do it! I only ate funny corpse starch and i'm traitor now?!

[zenith pollen]

[sleek harness]

Scrake I will you alive if you say that one time events are bad like every fomo

[hazy kestrel]

You are accused of treason and anti-Imperium behavior. The court finds you guilty and sentences you to be shot.

[main zephyr]

[tiny swift]

Front or back?

[jaunty path]

Inaccurate larp

[hazy kestrel]

What

[sleek harness]

We will have to put you down, sorry

[main zephyr]

lol

[jaunty path]

They are not shooting you in the imperium vro

[main zephyr]

i readied that palpatine emote as fast i could

[main zephyr]

for this convo

[tiny swift]

Like should I face the shooting squad, or face the wall

[sleek harness]

Face him

It's cooler

[hazy kestrel]

Whatever you please.

[tiny swift]

Aight. I'm look up. To the sky. For my God Emperor

[hazy kestrel]

[zenith pollen]

I took a half a year break from darktide fomo is afraid of me not the other way

[tender horizon]

The inaccurate part was a court finding you guilty tbh

[formal nimbus]

dude their bullets and bolts will just plink off you, your based armor is too thick

[sleek harness]

"Based armor"

I am so done

[green vector]

i was kinda with you untill you said that

the fuck

[tiny swift]

THEY PUT HOLE IN MY FOREHEAD what the fu

[formal nimbus]

stupid rat man mad someone challenges his special snowflake status cause earning old content is hurtful for him, lmfao

please unfuck yourself right this instant

[tiny swift]

Bro

[green vector]

you dont have to gargle someones knackers just cause they agreed with you

[sleek harness]

"Please unfuck yourself right this instant"

Man I remember the time when

You know

He didn't existed here

And we were all happy

[misty trench]

I have no idea what's going on or who started it but cease

[hazy kestrel]

Oh shit it’s Aquila! Hi!

[sleek harness]

Good times...

[hazy kestrel]

Aw.

[sleek harness]

The Redditor did it all

[zenith pollen]

Also those events are incredibly easy to complete one day and its done

[zenith pollen]

Thats a great insult holy

[hazy kestrel]

I agree with the rat man.

[green vector]

discord users thinking theyre better than redditors

[formal nimbus]

your words are permanently muffled from your head shoved up your ass you ouroboros rat fucker

[jaunty path]

spam it in uprising

[sleek harness]

Nit discord users

[jaunty path]

and done

[sleek harness]

Darktide freaks

It's different

Aquila can you ban the Redditor

Very annoying and insulting me

I am hurt...

[zenith pollen]

You better learn how to control your emotions or you will get the banhammer

[misty trench]

no and stop bickering

like all of you stop

[sleek harness]

Awnnn

[tiny swift]

Wait. Is this discord tied to Subreddit or no?

[zenith pollen]

I need to look up what bickering means

[misty trench]

discord is official, the reddit is community ran

[sleek harness]

Yapping

[tiny swift]

Thank emperor

[hazy kestrel]

Angry yapping.

[hollow dawn]

What in the actual tomfoolery is going on

[dire kayak]

i dont know

[misty trench]

nothing important

[dire kayak]

im just here to post horse mouth bird

[sleek harness]

Tiredness

We are all tired

[green vector]

finally get some back and forth spicy convo instead of people spamming meow and dogshit emojis and a mod shuts it down

[junior crag]

idk why but playing darktide hurts my eyes

[green vector]

[misty trench]

visual pollution

[hollow dawn]

Get better eyes, my friend. Your local techpriest can help with that

[dire kayak]

meow

[sleek harness]

Perhaps it's blur

[green vector]

lights out missions fuck up my eyeballs

[hazy kestrel]

Eye strain goes brrrr

[misty trench]

if you're playing high difficulty the screen is covered in a bajillion vfx at any one time

[green vector]

ya

eyes on the screen like spongebob looking at that treasure map

[zenith pollen]

You are a protogen who is sensitive to blue screen light ironic

[hollow dawn]

What

[green vector]

[zenith pollen]

Its 1:37am for me im also sick and covered in sweat i should rest but im here

For some reason

[hollow dawn]

That reason is dopamine addiction

Turn off your phone or computer, read a physical book, then go to bed

[zenith pollen]

Maybe

[hollow dawn]

That’s my recommendation anyhow

Be kind to your brain and ween it off dopamine

[sleek harness]

I should be having fun with Stellaris but I needed to see what the hell that guy was going to complain about one time events

[zenith pollen]

Its middle of the night i wont read now

[hollow dawn]

One time events are a feels bad thing honestly, I prefer the way helldivers does their reward structure

Still love this game though

[dire kayak]

i wanna get the vaults of terra omnibus,,,,,,

[hollow dawn]

Reading before you go to bed helps settles your mind, and leads to more comforting rest as you’re kinda already starting the rem before you even sleep by daydreaming while you’re reading words

There’s a reason old people do it, it’s genuinely helpful psychologically and biochemistry wise

[zenith pollen]

I usually read in the middle of the day

[hollow dawn]

And so it wouldn’t be hard to get a little night reading in before you hit the hay

[zenith pollen]

I recently runned out of things to read tho

[junior crag]

only happens in darktide

[dire kayak]

i hate it when my brain is this quiet

[hollow dawn]

Blasting your eyeballs with blue light before sleeping is really bad

[zenith pollen]

Its a good thing i have a light deflecting glasses i dont really have that issue something else is keeping me up really

[hollow dawn]

Maybe you can’t read, so go outside and sit on on a chair, your porch, whatever and just stare blankly into your surroundings. Basically try to do an electronic “detox” before you honk mimimimi

[green vector]

nah

[hollow dawn]

Like I said, be kind to your brain. Those are my two cents for the day, have a good day/night yall

[zenith pollen]

A feeling of guilt keeps me up now

[grand terrace]

buff psyker

[dire kayak]

buff me

[zenith pollen]

Aint he one of the best classes?

[tiny swift]

Do you think Dark Angels would like scrabble eggs and some orange juice?

[grand terrace]

same....

[jaunty path]

shut up

[languid hazel]

Psyker is way too strong, whut?

[grand terrace]

buff psyker

[languid hazel]

Why?

[tender horizon]

Another paragraph to SG

[hollow dawn]

He’s inciting a response

[grand terrace]

because

[languid hazel]

Fair enough

[hollow dawn]

He’s literally the monkey from the lion screaming at the monkey meme

The image is just flipped

[languid hazel]

Oh hey you’re right!

[dire kayak]

hmmm

[zenith pollen]

Im sick so i should rest and i did but i feel like i did nothing all day i wasted precious time

[dire kayak]

i hate those kinds of ragebaiters

[green vector]

nerf zealot and ogryn tbh

[zenith pollen]

Wrong messege response

[green vector]

too op

[zenith pollen]

I wanted to respond to this one sleep depravation is hitting me

[dire kayak]

they already had to nerf the lore-accurate ogryn a ton to make him fair

[hollow dawn]

Not everyday needs to be progress or productive. Life is a steady crawl with various ways it sways and furthers. Some days can just be stagnant and that’s ok

Progress isn’t a linear line my friend

[dire kayak]

if they didnt then ogryn wouldve just solod all of the campaign

[grand terrace]

only noobs dont believe psyker should be buffed

[zenith pollen]

But im afraid it will turn into another procrastination cycle

[hollow dawn]

Then don’t let it, but 1am is not the time to try to turn your whole life around

[tender horizon]

They also had to buff him

[dire kayak]

nerf everyone

not just the operatives

[zenith pollen]

I have passion projects to do, stories to write, characters to design and all day i rested and played darktide like a sloth

[dire kayak]

but the players too

[tender horizon]

Ogryn only became smart post DT release, when they game came out their old lore had them too stupid to reload most of the time

[grand terrace]

nerf the psyker nerfs

[hollow dawn]

Doesn’t mean you can change that or rectify it by torturing your brain to stay up and deny it the ability to recharge and reconnect neurons

[zenith pollen]

And what if Tommorow i do the same

[hollow dawn]

Don’t punish your brain for not making the most out of your day, leaves good foot forward for the next day and try again then

[dire kayak]

yeah i know im just being silly

[green vector]

life is meaningless anyway who cares

[hollow dawn]

That’s just anxiety mate, write sticky notes, set alarms, find a way to remind yourself

Which again, you don’t have to stay up all night to do

[zenith pollen]

I dont agree with Nihilism

[hollow dawn]

Get off the electronics for like 10-20 minutes and then go to bed mate

[green vector]

thats a respectable viewpoint

[hollow dawn]

now I’m heading out

For real this time

[zenith pollen]

Gn fex

[green vector]

i used to at least be optimistic

that shits gone

[zenith pollen]

Who am i to judge?

[tender horizon]

Alright

[tired inlet]

Ahh, youthful nihilism.

[green vector]

youthful

i used to care about life when i was younger

[tender horizon]

One must imagine Sisyphus as happy.

[tired inlet]

Having been responsible for taking lives, at 40 I'm very much invested in maintaining hope and aspiration and motivating others to do the same.

[zenith pollen]

I still have optimisim but i was in your shoes once a very miserable time of my life but i made it out i healed and now im thrivin never felt more happy and content

[dire kayak]

same here

[tiny swift]

Would anyone here be brave enough to try Raw meat? Like steak tartare?

[green vector]

happy for you my g

[tiny swift]

@dire kayak Nah, you wouldn't

[misty trench]

already done it

it's good stuff

[tiny swift]

Bruh

[tired inlet]

I had the opportunity when I was in Paris last summer for Bastille Day, but chose against it. Like, it's seasoned and all pretty well but I don't really like cold & slimy as a mouthfeel.

[misty trench]

hell I like my steak blue rare lmao

[tiny swift]

I tried it once and never again, it's just so fking scary

[zenith pollen]

You need to find your happiness

[green vector]

blue steak is fuckin rank man

[zenith pollen]

Life is peak

[tiny swift]

Blue Steak?

[green vector]

i was only happy when i boxed

[tired inlet]

I even microwave/toast my deli meats; I just like a warm meal.

[misty trench]

I can't hear you all over my extremely happy tastebuds

[green vector]

now im old and fat and riddled with injuries

[tiny swift]

You must like your steak like half-raw lol

[tired inlet]

that's what a "Blue Rare" is

[dire kayak]

very true

[tiny swift]

Really?

[zenith pollen]

To love life you need first learn to love yourself

[tender horizon]

Mmm, blue steak

I only trust particular places with that tbh

[tired inlet]

Blue steak is the term that’s used to describe a steak cooked at a very high temperature for a short period of time. That means a maximum of 1-2 minutes on each side, which will leave the center of the steak practically raw. As a result, the steak is seared on the outside and juicy on the inside, making for an incredibly tender and delicious meal.

[tender horizon]

Good when it isn't fucked up tho

[misty trench]

it's either that or I make it myself

[zenith pollen]

Best way of living is when you appreacite little things i dont know how i gained that skill but im glad

[tender horizon]

Aye, agreed

[tiny swift]

Medium well or well done for me holy fu-

[tired inlet]

I hear that the hardest to do well is Medium Rare because of the timing

[tiny swift]

I would be SCARED to eat such raw meat

[green vector]

gimmie that blue chicken

nice and slimey

[tender horizon]

Well done steak is for people who hate steak ime

[tiny swift]

how can people like and enjoy eating nearly raw meat?!

[misty trench]

Well done isn't too bad if you also enjoy eating tire rubber

[oblique mauve]

Is negative ability cooldown a known bug or do I need to report it?

[tired inlet]

the U.S. has elected a president who does EXTREMELY well-done steak with ketchup; so ...take from that what you will.

[tiny swift]

it has more flavour tho, when you chew it

the juices keep pouring in

[zenith pollen]

I never had a steak in my life i have no idea what are yall talkin about

[tender horizon]

Buddy I think we should kill that guy for many reasons other than his dietary habits.

[green vector]

well done steak is on another level

put that shit in the bin

[grand terrace]

remove flame staff and what does psyker have? nothing. buff psyker

[misty trench]

posting bait in front of a moderator wtf

[grand terrace]

buff now

[misty trench]

(I'm taking the bait)

[zenith pollen]

I never liked staffs on psyker anyway

[zenith pollen]

Like today i finally got a bookshelf i can put my games and books on display and it made my whole day i feel like an elite now

Superior even

[dire kayak]

man i love black mesa so much

[zenith pollen]

My collection is small but gold

[dire kayak]

give me the 357 from black mesa and my life is yours

[zenith pollen]

What is black mesa

[tender horizon]

Half life 1 remake

Effectively

[dire kayak]

and its really good,,,,

[zenith pollen]

I will go to sleep now another day awaits me i hope i wont be a lazy bitch like today

Gn

[tender horizon]

Night night

[tiny swift]

Would Empeor want me to pain my minis or... watch youtube

[tender horizon]

He'd want you to kill and enslave an independent human society that was doing fine for themselves until the imperium came along

[green vector]

i smell heresy

[tiny swift]

Watching others paint on youtube it is then

Alpha legion scheme sucs balls

[dire kayak]

i really wanna paint a star dragon but i cant do gradients,,,,,,,,,

[tender horizon]

Do yk Night Shift?

[tiny swift]

Nope

[tender horizon]

They do a lot of tanks and other dioramas, like them

Good weathering techniques

[tired inlet]

I typically like steak in a burrito or in hibachi -- not really as a slab of meat
The only types of meat I eat where it's just a slab of meat tends to be white meat like chicken & pork (and fish/shellfish)

Beef/Steak, Goat, Lamb/Sheep; gotta me more than just that.

[tender horizon]

Big fan of al pastor

[dire kayak]

im gonna figure out how to make the tau cannon irl,,,,,

[tender horizon]

Wdym

[tired inlet]

mesmerized by the spinning meat

[jaunty path]

Are you unable to eat meat

cuz thats a pretty major dish to never have eaten

[hazy kestrel]

Tomorrow’s Valentine’s Day yeah?

Time to eat all these chocolates by myself. :(

[tender horizon]

👉 👈

[vestal mantle]

Today is sad day, for belly does not agree with me

[dire kayak]

same here :(

we could share?

[misty trench]

I just got my partner a bouquet

she's not so much into chocolates, I'm the sweet tooth lol

[hollow dawn]

I am a hopeless romantic with nobody to hopelessly romance

[dire kayak]

same here

[whole glade]

istf. if RE7 uses tropes from my state im gonna lose it.

[blazing ibex]

Because it's very tender.

I don't care for it. But I get it.

You'd fucking hate Germany

[hollow dawn]

What?

What do you mean

[whole glade]

im a cajun from lousiana

[hollow dawn]

It doesn’t do stereotypes no

[neat lily]

wait until he hears about sushi 💔

[whole glade]

so if see voodoo tropes or anything im losing it

[hollow dawn]

They don’t, relax

[whole glade]

crazy rural family?

[hollow dawn]

Theyre crazy because of what happened in the backstory, not because they’re southern

Relax

[candid stratus]

uhhh... dude cajun is a seasoning?

[whole glade]

its a culture that white people stole?

[candid stratus]

no its a seasoning

[hollow dawn]

I’m pretty sure that was a bit

[whole glade]

im going to eat you

[candid stratus]

uh dude, its salt

[whole glade]

i know * (shuuush dont tell)

[hollow dawn]

Well you’re ready to throw your hands in the air for a game daring to depict a southern family in Louisiana as crazy

[whole glade]

erm actually its a people from canada who stettled in the bayou

[dire kayak]

mraow

[candid stratus]

oh so they are french

[whole glade]

if they were to use voodoo or anything like that yeah

[whole glade]

ya

sometimes

im French cajun

[candid stratus]

damn it i was trying to do a bit

[hollow dawn]

They don’t do voodoo. I think there’s a shrunken head somewhere as an Easter egg? But no they don’t practice voodoo

[candid stratus]

curse french people for actually existing

[whole glade]

but other are mixed black and french

im mixed of cajun french and scandi

[hollow dawn]

I’m just a mutt of cultures. Where you come from don’t matter as long as you can hold a lasgun in my eyes

[whole glade]

Sewer gators really....?

[whole glade]

i prefer staff of zappy

[candid stratus]

im a mix of bad ass bitch and friggin' awesome

[whole glade]

im cool asf and dope as hell.

[misty trench]

Turk+Irish+english reporting in

[whole glade]

english....

[misty trench]

all of my ancestors probably killed eachother

[dull eagle]

turk+french+georgian here

very thin georgian trace though

[hollow dawn]

They probably did

[dull eagle]

at some point

[whole glade]

we killed allot of yours....but hey aleast yall got stanford brigde you cheaters

[candid stratus]

no dude you cant be georgian its not the 1800s anymore

[dull eagle]

wym

[misty trench]

all I know is I thank the ancestors every day for getting sent to Australia instead of being stuck in Britain

[candid stratus]

thats like me saying im renaissancian

[whole glade]

was Vlad da impaler a turk?

[hollow dawn]

Where’s the “OHHHHHH BROTHER THIS GUY STINKS!” gif when you need it

[whole glade]

or just romanian/

[dull eagle]

romanian

[tired inlet]

....Backcountry Louisiana?

[whole glade]

i saw sewer gators and ghost house.

0/10 game

[tired inlet]

Lotta that in Cajun country

[hollow dawn]

Lame take

[candid stratus]

haha you thought i was an idiot on the internet but i was just PRETENDING to be an idiot on the internet!!!

[whole glade]

not really im FROM THERE

[tired inlet]

but ain't no sewer in RE7; also no ghosts in RE7; It's BIOHAZARD. It's mold.

[hollow dawn]

Okay, alpharius

[whole glade]

bo shit bubba im a re fan

[candid stratus]

i am the queen of comedy

[whole glade]

im the jester of hahas

[misty trench]

a Qomedian

[dull eagle]

literal harlequin

[hollow dawn]

Doesn’t make thinking a game is 0/10 because of a ghost house and gators any less of a lame take lol. Unless it’s a bit

[whole glade]

my bf is an Aussie, he wont tell me why he left tho

[dull eagle]

the gun

the gun that shoots monofilament wire

[whole glade]

its a bit..... -.-

[whole glade]

hey eldar are cool :[

[hollow dawn]

Text doesn’t convey tone that well, what can I say

[candid stratus]

wait aquila are you australian too?

[tired inlet]

next bit

[whole glade]

bc robin williams

[misty trench]

I'm in Canada nowadays, my reason for being in maple land is literally just to be with my partner, I have no other reason to be here lmao

[whole glade]

ERMMMM

[misty trench]

yeah, Queenslander

[whole glade]

he had to move from flordia to new york

[candid stratus]

oh, QLD? my condolences, I hope they find a cure for that someday

[dull eagle]

they are dw

[candid stratus]

VIC GANG VIC GANG

[misty trench]

they keep cutting research funding 😔

[whole glade]

yippe :3

[misty trench]

oh I was actually born in melbourne lmao but I grew up in QLD

[dire kayak]

eldar are cool but theyre bastards to paint so i hate them

[dull eagle]

children of the honkmother from barotrauma vs harlequins who wins?

clownly power vs clownly power

[candid stratus]

too busy funding deforestation of rainforests for more sugarcane farms

[whole glade]

just used speedpaint

[candid stratus]

hmmm time to start getting ready for my 3 hour trip to surprise my they/them for valentines

[hollow dawn]

My they/them

[candid stratus]

i got them chocolate pencils because they are an artist and also probably eat crayons anyway

[whole glade]

oreo milkshake cure every misdead :3

[candid stratus]

what is oreo putting in its milkshakes to revive the dead

[hollow dawn]

Oreo milkshakes are a pain to make, as a sonic worker

[hollow dawn]

Extra stuffing

[whole glade]

i wittawwy got a double stuffed oreo milkshak from five guys

[hollow dawn]

You got double stuffed by five guys??

You must be sore

[whole glade]

nah

light work

[hollow dawn]

Interesting

[dull eagle]

oreo milkshakes are good and all

then theres the chaotic evil variant where you put toothpaste in a regular oreo

yummy

[candid stratus]

Mint oreo and it cleans your teeth

[whole glade]

mint shit is awful

fuck it

[dire kayak]

🤤

[tiny swift]

Heh

Milkshake is just milk shaken, and added ice cubes

[grand terrace]

where can i bug report? my psyker got downed in my last mission

[dire kayak]

🤤

[tiny swift]

it's expensive thooo

[dire kayak]

true,,,,

[tiny swift]

like Mcdonald milkshake is expensive as hell

Or maybe i'm just poor

I just add milk, banans and other shit into mixer and make my own shakes, but they're way more chunky than what I want

[twin flower]

homemade milk shake

[dull eagle]

mcdonalds milkshakes are shit

[tiny swift]

Reported

[dire kayak]

i like to headcanon that gordon freeman is a transmasc

[formal mortar]

McDonald's milkshakes are trash

[dull eagle]

its not hard making good milkshakes, not expensive either

[tiny swift]

KFC Nuggets are peak flavour tho

[dull eagle]

yes

too bad they withdrew from turkey

cant have my kfc anymore

[twin flower]

I use vanilla icecream and your milk of choice and just a container to shake the milk in for homemade milkshakes

das like wat, 10 bucks or so

[tiny swift]

Here we have very few, and they cost alot lmao. Mcdonald reigns all fast foods

[delicate kite]

shut up bro

[whole glade]

ghost hunting really?

[formal mortar]

Nah

[tiny swift]

isn't helping that Mcdonald has ''Breakfast'' ''Dinner'' and ''Supper'' menu, so alot of kids fall for it

[delicate kite]

you are going into jail

someone call ICE

[formal mortar]

McDonalds is trash

[delicate kite]

now i agree with that

but mccafe

is gold

[formal mortar]

McCafe is good

[tiny swift]

it's tasty and cheap for middle class

[formal mortar]

The milkshakes are horrible

[whole glade]

the FUCKING MCCHICKED CARRIED ME THOUGH HS

[formal mortar]

McDonalds ain't cheap no more lmao

[delicate kite]

nah dude McCafe is the separate regiment in mcdonalds

[tiny swift]

MCchicken is GIFT FROM GODS ANYONE WHO SAYS OTHERS GOES TO MEAT FACTORY

[formal mortar]

I used to work at McDonalds

[delicate kite]

me too for 2 days

i fucked with coworker in the storage shed with mops and stuff

[formal mortar]

Them shake machines are broke because they don't wanna clean them

[delicate kite]

and then i pressed a fire alarm and got fired

[formal mortar]

We didn't even have a fire alarm or cameras

[tiny swift]

Yup. It would cost money to clean them

[formal mortar]

The wires to the cameras were cut

It wasn't a cost problem for cleaning the machine, employees just dont wanna clean them

[twin flower]

does sanitation standards not exist or..

[tiny swift]

Yeah, That's normal in such shit sadly.

[tiny swift]

You pay them off.

it's cheaper to pay them off.

[twin flower]

is that like a western thing or

that wouldnt stand where am from lmao

[formal mortar]

Most states do not have good sanitation checks

[twin flower]

rip the states

[tiny swift]

You sould sell icecreams that someone pooped into them, as long as you paid off the right people.

[twin flower]

i used to think america was like the golden standard for everything modern

[tiny swift]

The only stink happens when en-masses figure it out.

[formal mortar]

Some states like Illinois have a company that has a monopoly on cleaning supplies and they do sanitation checks on food places at least once a month but they dont check a lot of things

[tiny swift]

If you want to lose hope,ask anyone who worked in fast food stuff, in country that has ''high'' food rules.

[formal mortar]

USA is more like a 4th world country

[twin flower]

fast food? or fast slop

[whole glade]

We are broham...we are...

[formal mortar]

The guy who is the head of health rn doesnt believe in science

[twin flower]

you guys are cooked

[formal mortar]

Yeah

[tiny swift]

Always cook your own food, it's healthy and best. Even if it's just Rice with veggies and chicken + sauce.

[formal mortar]

We are literally experiencing ww2 Germany rn

[whole glade]

our "leaders" are ass

[tiny swift]

Wait wut

[formal mortar]

We have a gestapo rn

Called ICE

[twin flower]

get your papers in order

[whole glade]

yeppers

[formal mortar]

Like why isn't that shit melted

[outer jasper]

I dont get sent to prison for saying I dont like the government, bro youre slow

[tiny swift]

Ohh you're from USA?

[formal mortar]

They dont even check your papers

[twin flower]

they check your skin color

sorry might have been outta pocket lmao

[tiny swift]

USA has some killer beers. 9% 1L beer?! like who the fu- can drink that

[whole glade]

brown guy = bad now....

[twin flower]

[formal mortar]

They just send you to a detention center or shoot you or both

[twin flower]

thank god it wasnt just me thinking it lmao

[formal mortar]

9% ain't shit

[whole glade]

its upsetting and fucked.

[formal mortar]

Im drinking 15% rn

[tiny swift]

oi i'm talking bout beer

[twin flower]

beers can have 15% i think

[formal mortar]

This is sadly true

[tiny swift]

USA is in funny place now. I hope it will get better in 4 years, I always wanted to visit New york Statue from spiderman lmao

[tiny swift]

WHERE?!

[formal mortar]

Hopefully things change soon

[tiny swift]

Here in poland it's max of 6-8% for BEER. Not Wine, Vodka, Whsikey, Rum etc

[formal mortar]

Enough of that tho ima go play something

[jovial hearth]

We can pray it will tbh but the rot goes deep

[cursive linden]

Do people not like Hive Scums in their havoc lobbies or something? I'm getting denied from lobbies im over qualified for on hive scum, which hasnt happened on any other class

[tiny swift]

I may be stupid but... ah nevermind. Not worth it

[main zephyr]

you can be havoc

40 and random lobbies will still decline you

[jaunty path]

We live in a reddit country

[twin flower]

Havoc lobbies be like that

[formal mortar]

Its because you arent seducing them effectively

[twin flower]

resdit

[main zephyr]

lol

[jaunty path]

I should start hosting my own lobbys

[main zephyr]

they also just buffed hive scum i believe

[formal mortar]

Definitely did not write seducing but ill take that auto correct genius

[cursive linden]

i mean i can understand people denying 40s maybe because they feel like they dont want to be carried?

[jaunty path]

Yeah the one drawback scum has is gone

[jaunty path]

The fuck

You don't want good players?

[formal mortar]

I'll load in and let you carry me

Im at 16

[cursive linden]

I'm not saying thats me

[jaunty path]

That's 1000% bullshit

[jovial hearth]

Wait really? What'd they do? I haven't been playing darktide or paying attention to it since hive scum came out ngl

[cursive linden]

im saying thats the only reason i can see for denying people thaty are havoc 40

[jaunty path]

Yeah sorry I mean hypothetically

[main zephyr]

lol

did you not read the most recent patch notes

[jaunty path]

That wouldn't make a lick of sense

Also

In my experience

[jovial hearth]

Nope lol probably should

[jaunty path]

Havoc players are dogshit

[tiny swift]

At one point, a lot of EU wanted to be like USA. Now it's going reverse lmao. I do wonder what will happen in 4-8 years lol. We truly need Emperor of mankind to unite us ;-;

[tiny swift]

Reported

[jaunty path]

Doesn't matter your rank, title or anything else

[main zephyr]

lol

[jaunty path]

Cus those are just cosmetics

You managed to beat havoc 40 once

[cursive linden]

I mean, how many True Survivors have you seen in Damnation and Auric lobbies speed running the whole thing and leaving the rest of their team behind? I'm sure a lot of those people that turn into havoc players carry that same perception

[jaunty path]

A monkey could play darktide better

[main zephyr]

[cursive linden]

Yeah they get carried through the mission but that doesnt exactly make it an enjoyable experience

[main zephyr]

not at all

[jaunty path]

Different world in havoc

[main zephyr]

there is 1 thing people like to be carried in on vt2

[jaunty path]

They would want those player's in havoc 40. The hardest difficulty

[whole glade]

i dont noy "yoai", i do not "yuri". i need CHEMISTRY. i need BASIS, i need a REASON. if there is none then i simply do not care.

[cursive linden]

Yes but that perception begins outside of havoc, where literally everyone starts playing the game

[main zephyr]

cataclysm runs

[carmine steppe]

Why did the EU wanted to be like USA?

[jaunty path]

I get accepted way more on average as an arbitrator

[carmine steppe]

Yaoi*

[main zephyr]

well

[jaunty path]

Because it makes the game easier

[tiny swift]

Cuz USA were cool, strong, and force of culture

[jaunty path]

Also

[whole glade]

ofc youd know.

[main zephyr]

in havoc 40 idk if it still works

[jaunty path]

Scum get accepted a lot cuz stim pack

[twin flower]

scumming it

[main zephyr]

there was a build for 100% uptime on scums medkit

[jaunty path]

Especially on blight spreads

[main zephyr]

for immunity to corruption for entire runs

very useful

[tiny swift]

Bro I ate ramen noodels and scroll discord. I'm not the right person to ask for Political views lmao

[carmine steppe]

When? And could you share some of examples of how they wanted to be like the USA?

[jaunty path]

You want to improve your chances of winning so you accept good players

[carmine steppe]

I mean you are talking about it 😭, you must have some origin for your comments

[tiny swift]

When Obama was in USA. I remember it at least in poland, how we wanted to be close to USA and adopt their way of life

[carmine steppe]

Yeah I know about it 😎

[tiny swift]

Dose USA have Ramen noodless?

[carmine steppe]

I do feel like your comment is based on your perception not exactly what everyone thought at that time

[tiny swift]

Yes. That's just my view.

[twin flower]

Making milkshakes

[tiny swift]

;-;

[twin flower]

[carmine steppe]

I don't know, I'm not from the USA but I have seen ramen being sold at the shops I have nearby

[tiny swift]

YOU ARE NOT FROM USA?

[carmine steppe]

Why would you think that? 😭

[tiny swift]

then why are you so interested in their relationship with my mother land i Mean Europe?!

[jaunty path]

If only my dad were smart enough to understand this

[main zephyr]

[jaunty path]

Dude are you American

Are you calling europe your "motherland"?

[tiny swift]

You asked me strong questions, like Americans 😭

[oak forge]

Motherland for ALL of europe?

[tiny swift]

NEIN!

[jaunty path]

Say ambulance in German.

[oak forge]

Hes french, block them

[tired inlet]

yes, and even Buldak (which is banned in Denmark)

If you live in a city, you can probably find a Ramen/Noodle house to get some solid Tonkatsu

[carmine steppe]

"NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND EVERYONE IN AMERICA THINKS LIKE ME"

[cursive linden]

One of the lobbies i originally applied for on scum i applied for on ogryn and got instantly accepted lmao

[twin flower]

Say Hospital in German

[tiny swift]

Ambulans

[twin flower]

fake ahh

[whole glade]

hould i get back into overwatch?

[tiny swift]

Szpital

[oak forge]

Ur a yank

[twin flower]

No

[twin flower]

Play Deadlock

[whole glade]

uh?

[jaunty path]

Krankenwagen

[twin flower]

Your a wanker

[carmine steppe]

That's interesting, what do you mean by strong questions? I just wanted to know what you based your statements like "EU wanted to be like USA before"

[tiny swift]

Aleady do, my fellow GERMAN FRIEND HAHAHAHA

you main silver

[oak forge]

You're and so what, you wanna fight about ut

[twin flower]

I main Venator

[tiny swift]

fits xD

[jaunty path]

Coming in swinging with grammar correction

[twin flower]

time for milkshakes

[carmine steppe]

And it's the wrong one at that 😭

[tiny swift]

Bro if you want to, just shoot me, I only like milk, strawberry pasta, German octoberfest. Italian pizza, and French snails

I will never bow down to bigmac

[jaunty path]

[carmine steppe]

I'm not even being mean 😭 I'm just asking why were you thinking what you said 😭

[jaunty path]

Im not even european and I'm feeling the pain of reading this

[dire kayak]

🤤

[jaunty path]

Italian pizza and french snails

[tiny swift]

What do you mean, like honestly?

[jaunty path]

You are speaking like a tourist

Like

An actual tourist lmao

[oak forge]

You sound burgeriffic

[jaunty path]

God I hate the word tourist

Because its always dipshits that don't even read that use it

[carmine steppe]

I mean if you feel like someone just asking "hey why do you think this" is strong or offensive there is an issue

Not saying it's bad

[tiny swift]

You're 40k Tourists. You don't play Votann, ew.

[carmine steppe]

Or good

[jaunty path]

Tbh

[carmine steppe]

Me too, also I hate tourists (I am studying to become a tour guide)

[jaunty path]

Being a 40k. Space king and hd2 fan is a massive red flag

Then again

[whole glade]

missus

[jaunty path]

Its twitter being twitter

Oh well

[whole glade]

kira only got meh with bites the dust

[jaunty path]

Starts punching you

[whole glade]

as in he went from boring to meh

[tiny swift]

I've been in USA before current term, and I did have VERY specific verification, to just visit some few states in 4 days trip. Nothing like that happend in my trips in EU. So that's why I'm mostly sharp on USA lol. Recent things just left me more worried than usual, that's all lol

[whole glade]

good way

[jaunty path]

Black eyes

[tiny swift]

I've visited Kentucky caves and chickens!

[whole glade]

i dontt like the "i need to kill"

[jaunty path]

wdym

[carmine steppe]

That's fine but it's not what I was talking about 😭

But hey I'm glad you had fun

[whole glade]

him on the verge of killing his wife

[tiny swift]

I'm stupid I'm sorry, what did you mean ;_;

[jaunty path]

Not his wife

[carmine steppe]

Don't worry

[whole glade]

i know

his "wife"

[oak forge]

Why is everyone passively aggressively arguing

[tiny swift]

Our ''Wife''

[whole glade]

kiras?

[oak forge]

Just say what you mean and be done

[jaunty path]

because being hungry makes me moody

[carmine steppe]

Well you are not supposed to like him 😭 kira is a bastard

[tiny swift]

Fuck yeah, I made him omlette to the bed, his mine right?

[carmine steppe]

Everyone? Who is being passive aggressive?

[whole glade]

hes so fucking boring

[oak forge]

Half of yas

[jaunty path]

wait kira is the bad guy?

[dire kayak]

mrrrp

[carmine steppe]

He's talking about this anime antagonist from Jojo bizarre adventure

[whole glade]

the main antag

[carmine steppe]

Yoshikage Kira

[carmine steppe]

When were we passive aggressive?

[tiny swift]

Okay i'm lost

[oak forge]

Honk shoo you're doing it rn

[whole glade]

bad guy from anime is a mid villian

[jaunty path]

Anime series following the family line of the Joestar family and the adventures they get tangled up in.

[carmine steppe]

They were talking about a character in an anime

[jaunty path]

Mainly due to being stand users.

[carmine steppe]

The main antagonist of the anime, kira

[whole glade]

ermm techicaly the SBR universe is a diff timetime

[jaunty path]

of part 4*

[tired inlet]

From a European perspective, treat each state in the U.S. as a micro-nation -- and that regionality matters (i.e, France/Belgium, Austria/Germany, Sweden/Norway, Serbo-Croatian) that brings about it both minor and major cultural differences.

[whole glade]

and diff bloodline

[tiny swift]

Wouldn't cooking befriend all families?

[jaunty path]

suck an egg buddy

[whole glade]

erm i like them fried :3

[carmine steppe]

I'm not? I'm being genuine with everything I said until now? Maybe you think it's passive aggressive

[tired inlet]

as the saying goes: "To a British man, 100 kilometers seems like a long distance; to an American, 100 years seems like a long time."

[jaunty path]

I'll crack your skull like an egg hotline miami style

[whole glade]

not into that bub

[jaunty path]

speak english pls what do you mean

[jaunty path]

that makes it more fun

[carmine steppe]

Cynicism does that to people tho

[lilac crag]

hi sorry I was asleep

[whole glade]

chomically gulps

[tiny swift]

Oh I know that. But when you think USA it's one big thing, but it's actually pleny small things. Texas is different from California, from Khansans, from los angeles, from masachusets etc

[dire kayak]

mrrrp

[tiny swift]

I know I type wrong I'm sorry ;-;

[carmine steppe]

You are mixing two different topics

They are talking about anime

[jaunty path]

i should eat before I kill someone

[tiny swift]

i'm ded

buried in pasta

[tired inlet]

right; it's a huge country without a national identity. The country doesn't even have a name, so people identify themselves by the continent -- which leads to a subsconscious ultranationalism that diminishes the value of the other countries upon the shelf that we share.

[carmine steppe]

Which btw American can also mean us, from latin america

[tiny swift]

That sounds like I could be ultranationalist RZESZOWIAK against my Poland country

[carmine steppe]

They say "Americans" like there is only one America, when they actually refer to north america

[tired inlet]

Yeah, and I have upset people by stating that fact; same as calling people from Iraq/Jordan/Saudi Arabia/India/Pakistan/Armenia/Georgia "Asian"

[tiny swift]

Isn't Amercia split in south and north?

Like it's continet of 2 land-masses?

[tired inlet]

Depends. "Continent" is a social construct. Many places teach it as a single continent -- some as split in two at the panama canal

[carmine steppe]

This is a difficult question that has different answers

[dire kayak]

literally me

[tiny swift]

I was teached in school that America is 2 continents lol, I don't know if it's right or wrong

[tired inlet]

geologically continent means nothing; they care about tectonic plates; but continent is a political thing.

[tiny swift]

South and North

[carmine steppe]

Depending on the geographical model there is between 4 to 7 continents

[tired inlet]

there exist 4 large land masses in the earth right now

[carmine steppe]

But it's okay to say that it's divided into south and north america

It's the most well agreed on position

[tiny swift]

I learned about America when I was like 8-10? So around 20-21 years ago

From just map tho

[tired inlet]

a depressingly large amount of Americans don't think that "Central" America (countries from Mexico to Colombia) are in the North American grouping

which is a eurocentric and white nationalist type of thinking

[carmine steppe]

Well they ain't in the south 😭

Where are they? Central America?

[tiny swift]

They do have BIG continet to split

And nobody want's to give any room to eachother

[tired inlet]

These types don't consider the logical conclusions of their belief systems

they couldn't even name any

despite the fact that Belize's national language is English

[tiny swift]

EU is bunch of small little shits, unlike USA that has big 2 and that's it

[storm ingot]

Hey guys, I’m REALLY new to 40K, I bought my first books today, but dark tide peaked my interest, is this something I can jump into or do I need prior knowledge?

[tired inlet]

I think WH40K Darktide does a good job at giving you enough of the backstory that you don't feel lost

[carmine steppe]

Yeah you can just play, you don't need to know a lot before dropping in

[tiny swift]

You can jump into, and it will enhance your knowledge of universe. Just look when you're in game. The Scale, is amazing

[carmine steppe]

Wait isn't colombia south America?

[tired inlet]

the thing to consider is that Darktide is an extremely narrow-scope campaign; it takes a lot of influence from Necromunda and some Kill Team

[tired inlet]

I wrote "to" not "through"

[tiny swift]

Wait is it?

[tired inlet]

No, Colombia is not considered part of "North" America; it ends at Panama.

[carmine steppe]

Doesn't USA have 50 states?

[storm ingot]

Thank you! I played space marine 2 and while it was fun, due to my ignorance I had little idea what was going on, but I wanna learn more inverse lore and such, the different groups etc etc

[tired inlet]

the U.S. Empire has 50 states, and quite a lot of territories

[tiny swift]

If we count North and South USA, than Yes.

[tired inlet]

A game that taught me quite a lot about WH40K species and factions and empires is WH40K: Dawn of War: Soulstorm and Dark Crusade

[tiny swift]

So is Panama neutral? not north or south?

[lilac crag]

goob !!

[tired inlet]

Mostly because the Pan American Highway couldn't get through to Colombia and then the U.S. cut Panama open for a canal.

so Panama is North America

[storm ingot]

I’ll have to look into that for sure, thank you!

[tiny swift]

Fuck I need to read some history

[dire kayak]

purrrr >w<

[tiny swift]

Why they couldn't get thro columbia tho?

[tired inlet]

It's a mid-2000s RTS developed by THQ Nordic. What I liked about it is that you could play as every major species and you'd see how they'd interact with opposing ones. So it gave you an idea of why these space people don't get along.

[carmine steppe]

Hey I wouldn't worry about it if it's not even in the hemisphere you live on

[tiny swift]

But it is interesting lol, how other cultures/nations developed

at least for me

[carmine steppe]

Definitely

Well for north and south America you will notice a lot of our history is based on colonization, colonies, slavery and revolutions

And killing native people of course

[tired inlet]

Open google earth, satellite mode, and I want you to find this small village in Panama called "Yaviza"; it's where the Pan-American Highway ends. Then scroll southeast towards Colombia until you find the nearest town, "Unguía" and see how that terrain looks

Then factor in the Medilin Cartel

[tiny swift]

Colonization and colonies always just brings me back to brits lol

[carmine steppe]

It wasn't only the British crown, latin america has a lot of influence from the Spanish and Portuguese crown

[tired inlet]

Spain, Portugal, France, Denmark, the Netherlands, the U.K., Belgium, Germany, Italy; no one innocent here, all performed genocides.

[tiny swift]

Shit. So everyone wanted a piece of pie.

[tiny swift]

As horryfic that sound, wouldn't thatmean that it's just soup of cultures? no-one able to define-one, so they all blend together?

[tired inlet]

Deculturalization if a key element of annexation, assimiliation and colonization.

so, no.

[carmine steppe]

Of course, it was the new land, waiting to be discovered, waiting for the Europeans to be expanded upon

(discovered my ass, there were people living there already)

[carmine steppe]

This is something that has happened, willingly or not

For example I would say that Argentina is a soup of cultures

[tired inlet]

and that itself is a narrative of eurocentric conquest to legitimize the horrors of it. Which is why we should always challenge it.

[carmine steppe]

It's a blend of different cultures that arrived and settled here through many different ways

[tired inlet]

Yeah, it's really weird how all those Germans suddenly appeared 80 years ago huh

[carmine steppe]

Well not only Germans, we have a lot of Italian, Portuguese and some Welsh influence

Well Spanish and a bit of french too

[carmine steppe]

Yeah we definitely need to know this, so people don't forget about it and think it was okay

[tired inlet]

anyway, here's a good (short) series about it where a cartographer explains it in context:

1. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLpSeMlfZ60 (The Origins of European Imperialism)
2. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9XECUXXbjhU ( The REAL Reason Europe Took Over the World)
3. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjieOlWXwTw (How Europe Stole Africa so Quickly, Mapped)

My wife, who has 3 B.S. and 1 M.S. in history showed me them. They're good.

[carmine steppe]

That's nice, it's always great to see people verified and educated sharing their knowledge

Hey sevatarion wasn't wrong about it being a soup of cultures, at least not entirely

[blazing ibex]

undastandabu

[lilac crag]

would you like to play now?

[tired inlet]

Oh sure; Argentina has some rough history, what with the Perons and fascism and U.S. interventionism and Nazi refugees; but they're at least somewhat stable. If I had to live anywhere in the Western Hemisphere I'd still go to Uruguay though.

[blazing ibex]

About to head home from work. Should be free in like the next hour.

[lilac crag]

iiiii might be at work by then...

[twin flower]

Should verify my knowledge about 40k

[quaint moss]

i packed a bowl, and im going to enjoy my valentine's day

[quaint moss]

no

[carmine steppe]

I mean I was talking about how Argentina culture is very diverse due to the amount of different people that came here, and peron was loved by the people

Then a dictatorship exiled him

[twin flower]

So there's this dude called the Emperor

[quaint moss]

sorry wrong, time to die

[tired inlet]

I cannot justify giving fukken Josef Mengele and Adolf Eichmann safe refuge.

[somber stream]

Singapore Chilli crab sauce taste more chilli than crab

Reminds me more of Thai's Tomyum with the sourness

[quaint moss]

crabtalism

[somber stream]

Billions must try

[twin flower]

Chilipaste and rice

[somber stream]

Korean slop

[carmine steppe]

That's fine, I don't either

When learning about history the important part is learning when and why it happened and who was involved, after that you can make your personal opinion about it while knowing the full context

[fiery wave]

You are supposed to use it on crab.

[somber stream]

Isn't that false advertising

"Chocolate not included in your chocolate sauce"

[fiery wave]

It sauce for crab to make chilli crab.

Instead of making it from scratch.

[arctic escarp]

NO POLITICS TALK GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[somber stream]

Is this why the mf point at me and laugh when i told him it didn't taste like crab

[arctic escarp]

Im kidding chat do carry on

[fiery wave]

Yes.

[somber stream]

So i need a crab, great

[jaunty path]

what matters is who had better aura

[arctic escarp]

you can apply this to the US and soviet union too

[fiery wave]

And not crabstick.

[arctic escarp]

hell the US basically gave the Unit 731 guys no punishment at all

[tired inlet]

I do, I know about Operation Paperclip

[somber stream]

Crabstick isn't crab lol

They do go really well with noodle so i might get some anyway

[twin flower]

Why is it called crabstick then 🤔

[fiery wave]

Though imo, you can use it on other types of seafood to make poor man chilli seafood.

Hell, with prawns and shrimp and lobsters.

Budget.

[jaunty path]

i want crab

[twin flower]

Mollusks

[somber stream]

To give you the illusion of having crab in your $1.25 cup noodle

[fiery wave]

See last message. Is still good tbh.

[twin flower]

Benefits of living near the sea

[carmine steppe]

Its more of a historical talk

[twin flower]

Fresh seafood

[hazy kestrel]

Crab cakes are delicious.

[fiery wave]

Buy mantou to fry and eggs to add into the sauce when cooking.

[hazy kestrel]

Alas they go right through me.

[arctic escarp]

yea Im just making fun of people sometimes that go no politics lol

[tired inlet]

like, when I started doing lecture on the history of computer science I had to deep dive into John von Neumann to make sure he wasn't a fukken nazi like Wernher von Braun.

[fiery wave]

Chef kiss stuff.

[tender horizon]

Kill all nazis

That is all

[somber stream]

I don't like mantou very much

[fiery wave]

Deep fry them.

[somber stream]

It's like, bread but isn't?

[fiery wave]

[arctic escarp]

lmaoo

[fiery wave]

I am not joking, then dip into the sauce.

[somber stream]

Interesting

[fiery wave]

I miss being able to have chilli crab tbh, our end of the family is too poor for it.

But I can tell you that from eating 2 plates of fried mantous in chilli crab sauce.

By myself.

_>

[hazy kestrel]

Huh, the mention of von Braun reminded me of this old ass comedy skit / newscaster bit I saw a long time ago.

“Once the rockets go up who cares where they come down. ‘That’s not my department’ says Wernher von Braun.”

Core memory unlocked I guess.

[blazing ibex]

[somber stream]

Im not sure if im ready to do an all out crab dish over a single sauce pack

Ehhh i'll watch a youtube vid and decide later

[hazy kestrel]

There is only crab. To become the crustacean you must consume the crustacean.

Reject humanity. Return to Grab. 🦀

[tired inlet]

That's actually a lyric from the legendary satirized Tom Lehrer, who is the progenitor of the modern satirical/parodist who inspired Dr. Demento and Weird Al.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEJ9HrZq7Ro

He only recently passed away (at 97; lived a full life)

[hazy kestrel]

Raziel once again providing eldritch knowledge from the bottom of the random history fact iceberg. :)

[tired inlet]

Lehrer was doing this to Von Braun to his face

[twin dirge]

AUGHHHH

I don't wanna work

[quaint moss]

[twin flower]

do it for the bobux

[carmine steppe]

Me, living in the late stage capitalism

[twin dirge]

Why must work, money

Why must money be money

Why no barter system

[fiery wave]

I mean, you made a really funny mistake. You could even just have asked me, you know. XD

[gloomy tartan]

Why can’t we just go back to a system of bartering and trading

[twin dirge]

EXACTLY

[tired inlet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frAEmhqdLFs
🎶 And we will all go together when we go.
What a comforting fact that is to know.
Universal bereavement,
An inspiring achievement,
*Yes, we all will go together when we go.*🎶

[twin dirge]

I'll give you 3 cows for 3 years of owning this house

After that we renegotiate

[carmine steppe]

Cause everything has a price now

[twin flower]

Wouldnt you need commodities anyway for a bartering system

[fiery wave]

Cos lower skilled ppl can't get stuff then.

[twin flower]

you'll still need stuff to trade with daily

[gloomy tartan]

I mean who doesn’t have stuff to trade

[somber stream]

I figured since it's in the name, the process of making the sauce invovled a crab or two

[twin flower]

what if you ran out of cows

[twin dirge]

But then people make what they want cuz then they can trade what they want for other stuff

[gloomy tartan]

Sounds like poor planning

[somber stream]

Like 'garlic sauce'

[twin dirge]

Well you don't, you have adult cows that make babies and you sell the babies

And keep some of the babies

[fiery wave]

You don't read the ingredient list?

[carmine steppe]

3 cows for 3 whole years of owning a house? You are scamming me, we are back to the pen and paper contract, I'm calling my lawyer

[gloomy tartan]

Hey remember when people were like Heres 20thousand gold Mary my daughter/son

[somber stream]

It was a homemade thing gifted to me by a Chinese neighbor

[twin dirge]

I'll also offer my second daughter, she isn't pretty but she is husky

Good worker

[twin flower]

i'll give you a bag of beans for 1 cow

but theyre not just any beans

[twin dirge]

Wonderful lady

[carmine steppe]

Alright I'm listening 👂

[carmine steppe]

Are they magical?

[twin dirge]

She's looking to marry

[fiery wave]

Oh, lul.

[twin flower]

nah.. just really stale

[twin dirge]

I'm so ready for the nuclear reset

[gloomy tartan]

Would you buy potato’s from a farmer who has a baboon crucified on his crop field ?

[twin dirge]

What kinda apocalypse y'all think we gonna get

[gloomy tartan]

A boring one

[twin dirge]

I mean, are the potatoes good?

[carmine steppe]

Sure why not

[fiery wave]

That Chinese Neighbour? Yeah, that's basically 'instant' sauce to add to crab for chilli crab. XD

[tired inlet]

So the subtext of this joke is the phenomena of Carcinisation; that the fossil record shows evidence that after several mass world-wide extinction events, evolution keeps making crabs.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carcinisation

[twin dirge]

Crabs are peak

[gloomy tartan]

You know what’s peak?

[twin flower]

Lobsters

[tired inlet]

the apogee

[somber stream]

Fuck fine, i'll make that crab today

[gloomy tartan]

Realizing water world and mad max are literaly the opposite

[carmine steppe]

We are not gonna get anything like that, at most we will suffer a new ice age and go below the surface but that's so far from now on

[hazy kestrel]

This is what I was thinking about when talking about the almighty crab.

[gloomy tartan]

Water world and mad max literally have the opposite problems

No water vs no dry land

[twin dirge]

Tbh we probably end up in water world after big gov melts the ice caps and floods the world

[twin flower]

You get human water

[gloomy tartan]

Now hear me out

[twin flower]

Just drain it out humans like in Dune

[gloomy tartan]

What if it was half water world and half mad max

[tired inlet]

well, yeah; one's problem is Australia and the other problem is Kevin Costner

[carmine steppe]

You know it would be really funny if whatever happened in mad max only affected Australia, like everything else in the world was working perfectly, just don't go to australia, shits fucked up over there

[tired inlet]

The "28 Days Later" twist

[twin flower]

where would water world be lmao

[gloomy tartan]

What if Australia floated up

[tired inlet]

Hudson Bay

[gloomy tartan]

What if it was water world and the only piece of land above water was mad max

[fiery wave]

Get some eggs. Crack them and add the whites in while it's cooking and mix.

[carmine steppe]

Oceania

[gloomy tartan]

That’s another thing not discussed a lot

The giant ass mutant fish in water world

[somber stream]

Local knowledge

[twin flower]

need to make lunch reeee

braised pork belly it is

[fiery wave]

More taste. Good stuff. Do not let it sit and clump up though. You want it to cook in like, thin silvers.

[somber stream]

Balls, i have to babysit the thing?

[fiery wave]

The egg bit, yes. More so if you want it to look good. You can just lazy stir and it'll be fine usually. Just seperate the yolk out.

[somber stream]

[fiery wave]

But looks mean nothing if you are cooking for yourself so...

[somber stream]

Real

[delicate vapor]

oh yea

[somber stream]

I'll make it look proper and add it to my library anyway

[fiery wave]

Just don't let it sit when pouring it in and all good.

[twin dirge]

Y'all are making me hungry

[somber stream]

Pardon

[fiery wave]

I was told no lunch but going to nap anyway so eh.

[twin dirge]

Why must everything edible in a gas station be absolute garbage

[fiery wave]

Because you don't live in Japan, Taiwan or here.

[amber sail]

Yes

[jaunty path]

Cuz its a fucking gas station

You eat things that give you gas

[fiery wave]

Actually delicious convenience store food.

[somber stream]

Asian convenience store game is crazy

[twin dirge]

Can I move over there

It sucks here

[somber stream]

Add Korea to that list

[twin dirge]

I don't want dried meat or chips

Or bad food that's been in the fridge 2 weeks too long

[somber stream]

Office workers prefer a fast and packed meal over fine dining

[amber sail]

Dude

I'm at my friend's hose and holy fucking shameless (sorry for my language)

[twin dirge]

What's up

What happened

I'm deeply interested now

[nocturne bloom]

Found the stash