general-chat

[round mica]

Yes

[sleek harness]

Replace it with Wolfenstein

[sweet trail]

I agree

[lilac crag]

his name is too pretty for his dumbass

[sweet trail]

Why do you hate wolfenstein

[sleek harness]

He's too drippy

I want his armor

[sweet trail]

Okay

Okay good

[round mica]

You know what's worse? I was naming one of my major characters for my homebrew warband Eidolon as well

[sleek harness]

Thats why I hate him

[sweet trail]

Jesus you scared me

[round mica]

But I got to the part where Eidolon shows up in Horus Rising and I am considering not to

[sleek harness]

Why

You have a crush on Wolfenstein?

[sweet trail]

...wolfenstein?

[hollow dawn]

I too was worried

[fiery wave]

She stole the hearts of the Fatalist and her puppo.

[bronze wren]

Catholics when christianity turns out to be true

[sweet trail]

What???

[sleek harness]

Karien which personality do you like

[bronze wren]

[sweet trail]

Am I having a stroke none of you are making sense

[bronze wren]

Yies

[sweet trail]

FUCK

[sleek harness]

We are freaks

Thats why

[bronze wren]

Call the bambulance

[round mica]

Catholics when christianity turns out to be kind to others and not hate minorities:

[fiery wave]

You mean what I picked? Loose Cannon, Fanatic, Loner, Fatalist, Outlaw, Bodyguard.

[sleek harness]

Why did everyone stopped typing

[bronze wren]

Speak for yourself, conniving rat

[round mica]

I didn't

[sweet trail]

Zealots when the Emperor turns out to be a Psyker

[hollow dawn]

I wanna replay wolfenstein now

Such a fun franchise

I just don’t wanna redo the old yeller scene

[sweet trail]

Lil 'uns when the emprah turns out to be an ogryn:😟

[round mica]

Zealots when their god is a rotting corpse of an mutant

[lilac crag]

you know what's worse about that actually

[sleek harness]

I meant Wolfer

[sweet trail]

Woe to thee

[ornate cliff]

I like it when a poxburster uwu's at me and then spreads their nurgle infested fluids all over my body

[sweet trail]

OKAY

[hollow dawn]

That’s something a genestealer would say…

[round mica]

Umies when dah emprah turnz out to be Mork!

[lilac crag]

it's totally in character for his broke bitch mentality to slaneesh-taint anything and anyone if it can have his name on it

[sweet trail]

THATS A REALLY BAD TYPO

[lilac crag]

eidolon would absolutely corrupt you because you take pleasure in his name

fucking freak

[fiery wave]

I did not, you just ignored.

[sleek harness]

Wolfenstein is a cooler name

[round mica]

I don't take pleasure in his name I despise it I spit on iy

[lilac crag]

I'm going to kill you

[hollow dawn]

Man you are treading on really thin ice

[sweet trail]

Organics when the Emperor turns out to be a Necron.

[hollow dawn]

I’m stealing this

[fair bridge]

weezo!!!

[sleek harness]

I didn't, also good choices of personalities

[hollow dawn]

I wish I could use my mass effect memes in chat, maybe one day

[arctic escarp]

what did bro sent

[round mica]

Please do

[sweet trail]

Yeah but wolfenstein is a game about killing nazis. When you say "i hate wolfenstein", it kinda. Yeah.

[lilac crag]

we need to put tyrant down I think

[low blade]

Describes protestants

[sleek harness]

Wolfer is cool

[bronze wren]

A load of Malarkey

[round mica]

Biomass when the emperor turns out to be four armed emperor

[hollow dawn]

I’m referring to the wolfenstein comment

[sweet trail]

Look at my bio

[lilac crag]

I have

[sleek harness]

Wolfenstein is good

There I won't be cancelled now

[sweet trail]

Characters from Warhammer 40,000 when the Emperor turns out to be fictional:

[sleek harness]

[sweet trail]

Have u seen my pronouns

[round mica]

Characters when they realize they're fictional and kill themselves

[lilac crag]

yes ma'am

[hollow dawn]

Less cancelled and more so lynched publicly I’m afraid

[sweet trail]

Yes, so you know I love loose cannon

[round mica]

He looks like off brand Eln Msk

[sweet trail]

Do you know who she is

[lilac crag]

...yes, ma'am.

[sweet trail]

Elon musk is an off brand him

[hollow dawn]

I’ll once again say, I love the professional and loose canon interactions

[sweet trail]

Have you seen lc's interactions with bounty hunter

[round mica]

[lilac crag]

...yes...

[sweet trail]

So, why is any of this a surprise?

[lilac crag]

it ain't, ma'am...

[sweet trail]

shamk

[round mica]

NnghhHRGAAAAAH

[sleek harness]

Relax, it's not like any of you are nazis and hate my guts now

[round mica]

[arctic escarp]

the degradation one?

[sleek harness]

Right?

[sweet trail]

pats u on the head

[bronze wren]

I love when arbitrator goes AHHHH I NEED A MEDIC BAG

[sweet trail]

Yes

[arctic escarp]

I know that one

[lilac crag]

meooow meow meow meow

[round mica]

I like when (insert darktide character here) goes I CALL THIS A DIFFICULTY TWEAK

[fiery wave]

I bet is cos you picked the same somehow.

[modern bobcat]

@fiery wave the Hong Kong server might have more games but holy shit

[bronze wren]

DOZER

[round mica]

YOU'RE UP AGAINST THE WALL AND I AM THE FUCKING WALL

[sleek harness]

No, just Loose Cannon and Loner

[nimble glade]

Y'all ready for Mortis Ops?

[bronze wren]

The what now

[hollow dawn]

No no no, I’m referring to when you said you didn’t like wolfenstein making you vaguely sound like a Nazi

[worn halo]

Silly to think a 40k community of players would have more balls in game. One person is downed in auric and the rest of the team leaves.

and whats with kids never using VC when a game has it integrated. So stupid

[hollow dawn]

Quite the opposite

[lilac crag]

LIGHTNING BOLT, LIGHTNING BOLT!

[fiery wave]

To be fair, they are all good. Male maul is just annoying like Cutthroats.

[sweet trail]

Psykers:

[sweet trail]

CUTTHROAT IS NOT ANNOYING HE IS MY BBG

[lilac crag]

male cutthroat is severely in need of a hug

[sleek harness]

He is kinda annoying

[arctic escarp]

I mean why bother talking tho 💀

[worn halo]

I would have killed for integrated VC in ANY game 10 years ago. now nearly every game has it ... and no one uses it.

Is it not cool to communicate and lose or ? lol

[sweet trail]

CAYYYYDIIIAAAAAAAAAAHHH

[sleek harness]

Even the rejects tell him to stfu some times

[worn halo]

I must be old

[arctic escarp]

Im not tryna communicate with random people when pings sufficed

[lilac crag]

this community treats cutthroat just like most treat ppl with depression. a joke or annoying

[worn halo]

You miss the point entirely, what are you under 25 ?

[sweet trail]

Oh no he is annoying im kidding but he is also bbg

[arctic escarp]

yes

[worn halo]

Case and point.

[nimble glade]

Kind of funny ngl, "ah kark here we go again".

[arctic escarp]

oh so youre one of those boomers

💀

[sweet trail]

"What are you under 25" is the funniest fucking insult ive ever heard

[worn halo]

Pleasure to serve 😄

[arctic escarp]

like I aint playing a game of PVE to hear comms when I just wanna be left alone and play

[visual vortex]

Because anyone who uses VC in this game sucks sweat droplets off a rooster's balls

In other words they suck

[worn halo]

Not really 😄 that would require actually using it

[arctic escarp]

like equating heavy comms = gameplay competence is really silly

[fiery wave]

I mean, is like, we know you would totally cream if Cadia isn't destroyed. Seriously, we don't need to hear about it again for the 700th time of today.

[sleek harness]

All Cadians must die by the 42 millennium

[worn halo]

Roosters dont have external balls either, nimrod 😄

[lilac crag]

Nimrod?!

YOURE OLD !!!!

[worn halo]

And you are young and dumb 😄 cheers!

[visual vortex]

My point still stands

They still suck

[sweet trail]

What if he is actually from the medieval viking era and he thinks that nimrod is like modern slang

[visual vortex]

😄

[nimble glade]

Wait did someone say Cadia?!

[lilac crag]

I would not be surprised do you see this stuff right now

[worn halo]

Time is relative. Maybe ?

[nimble glade]

🗣️ CADIA!!

[lilac crag]

my GREAT GREAT GRANDFATHER would love this guy

[sleek harness]

Perhaps he's a vampire from before Christ

[sweet trail]

Yeah but he's cute in a silly sorta way.

He almost feels like an embarrassing edgy younger brother to me

[lilac crag]

abused also

[sweet trail]

ccckkkAYYYYYYDDDIDIAAAA

[worn halo]

🧙‍♂️

[bronze wren]

They stole my beat and now i can‘t juju no more

[sleek harness]

Ciaphas are you Missus on cocaine

[uneven ermine]

I mean tbf if earth exploded I’d make it my entire personality too

[fiery wave]

Yeah, but absolutely annoying. Like the, I don't have an inner voice Male Maul.

[lilac crag]

ik the guard is abusive in nature but you don't see professional Or loose cannon talk about the beatings, the dreams ripped out of, the people lost in time, and the failures of their own like cutthroat does in dialogue with Authoritarian, Savant, Loner, Judge etc

[worn halo]

He wouldnt know what coke was if Tony Montana gave it to him mate

[sleek harness]

Would you survive

No

[uneven ermine]

If I wasnt on earth

[sleek harness]

Understood

[sweet trail]

Male maul is even more annoying imo bc he doesnt have even a good justification for being this way

He just kinda is

At least cuntthroat has trauma

[lilac crag]

he lost his urangutan right hand man when he was a young arbitrator actually

[sleek harness]

He needs a deep voice to oppress citizens

Obviously

[lilac crag]

he used to be mates with a jokaero

[uneven ermine]

His justification is the Lex
Love the personality
hate the voice
I can only do fem maul

[lilac crag]

but that jok died

and now he's just angry all the time

male loose cannon taunts him ab this

sumn about " didn't you work with a jokaero before??? "

[sweet trail]

Orangutan

[lilac crag]

you're a nerd

[sweet trail]

"Ook"

[visual vortex]

All casians are like that thi

[sweet trail]

Its accurate to kerillian

[visual vortex]

nd that's how id imagine someone who watched their fucking planet explode to act afterwards

[uneven ermine]

Yeah love her voice

[visual vortex]

He got half his brain scooped out

[sweet trail]

Yeah and then I ate it

[visual vortex]

To make him more efficient

[fiery wave]

They likely have their own PTSD but aren't outwardly sharing to everyone all the time.

[sweet trail]

You think anyone ever gets prions from corpse starch

[sleek harness]

I think I would rather prefer if Fatshark brought Markus Kruber's or Bardin's voice actors instead of Kerillian

[visual vortex]

So they rebuilt him to be the perfect lex guy

Whixh is why i love male maul

[quaint moss]

back to the cheese grinder

[lilac crag]

if ur only way to describe your emotions was beaten out of you and forced out with violence then that's all you'd do for life. you'd be afraid to so anything else

[sweet trail]

I love keri :(

[fiery wave]

Yeah, I know.

[lilac crag]

cutthroat goes on about this

[sleek harness]

I find her annoying

[quaint moss]

no, only pure joy

[sweet trail]

Die

[sleek harness]

Markus Kruber is my favorite

[visual vortex]

I find loose cannon to be annoying

[sweet trail]

I love him too

[visual vortex]

I would not hesitate to crush their heads with my hands

[sweet trail]

YOU WILL NOT LIVE ANOTHER DAY

[sleek harness]

He deserves to be the fourth Veteran personality ngl

[sweet trail]

YOUR DEATH IS MY GLORY

[low blade]

Oh its Friday the 13th

[visual vortex]

The only reason is because it would get my hands dirty

[low blade]

Alright gang, tonight we goon to Jason Vorhees

[sleek harness]

No

[visual vortex]

Pretty funny to see their heads pop like balloons

But at my expense

[arctic escarp]

we throw hands

put em up

[nimble glade]

I think we're getting Chaos Wastes.

2.0

[sleek harness]

Pull him from working on Vermintide 2 and throw him into Darktide

Easy

[visual vortex]

I would prefer a silent voice that soesnt talk much

[nimble glade]

Honestly it depends on who or what your playing as.

[sleek harness]

Then turn off voices

[sweet trail]

You WOULD BREAK HER HANDS

[visual vortex]

Like on a younger scale and ridden with shell shock before hardening into the average vet

[visual vortex]

No

That means turning off maul

Which i wont do

And that requires effort and energy

[hollow dawn]

I know this is guard propaganda, but god damn the basic lasgun still feels amazing to use

[sleek harness]

We could have a Techpriest personality that is like the Heavy from SM2

If you want

[visual vortex]

I reslly like it

[hollow dawn]

The dopamine of lasgun volley taking out hordes of pox walkers or gunning down an elite is chefs kiss

[nimble glade]

I like all the voices or characters, but I have my favorites obviously. It heavily depends on which ones your using, and if they're mean or rude to yours honestly. I noticed that a lot with voice bias.

[lilac crag]

my veteran's Canon personality is none of the 3 because he's masquerading as his dead mentor despite being utterly shell shocked. most people don't tell the difference

[fiery wave]

Thus, I think all three are fucked. One just masks well, one is probably more outwardly off to cope, the last vents about Cadia.

[visual vortex]

All characters are fucked

[hollow dawn]

I’m doing castellan creed and commissar yarrick proud, I feel like

[nimble glade]

I have asked why does my cutthroat annoy people and I have gotten the response: "They mean to my psyker" multiple times.

[visual vortex]

The male maul literally follows khorne

[lilac crag]

only personality remotely happy is authoritarian

[visual vortex]

Ogryns

[nimble glade]

I thought it lore accurate and immersion but hey.

[sleek harness]

Have any loser made a Darktide Personality Test yet?

[hollow dawn]

I like the fatalist for arbiter

[lilac crag]

all 4 of them have absolutely SHIT backgrounds

[low blade]

If you relate to any of the personalities please check into the hospital

[lilac crag]

I'm sorry they're only happy cus they're ogryns

[visual vortex]

90% of all the people here would be the insufferable crybaby called loner

[sleek harness]

Hm

[nimble glade]

That's why everyone likes wholesome Ogryns.

[sleek harness]

@fiery wave do I act like Anarchist

[visual vortex]

Yeah and they moved past their trauma

No other voice has

That's why they're the best ones in the game

[lilac crag]

they haven't even processed it. did you see how bodyguard talks about his boss? it's depressing

[nimble glade]

Well, if you're a good person. Or "normal".

[sleek harness]

Loose Cannon is most of us

We like rage baiting

[visual vortex]

Brawler

[low blade]

❌

[lilac crag]

Dementia patient

[visual vortex]

Nah

[lilac crag]

:(

[visual vortex]

memory patient

He remembers

[nimble glade]

I think most people would act like different flavors of loose canon if they got drafted into world war 3 irl. Lol

[lilac crag]

brother doesn't even remember how much of an ogryn veteran he is!!!!!

[visual vortex]

Just too lazy to remember

[sleek harness]

Yeah

[visual vortex]

Yeah cuz he too busy eating medals

😋

[lilac crag]

LITERALLY

😭

[visual vortex]

And tryinf to eat the male anarchist

[sleek harness]

The three levels of Darktide Discord freaks:

[arctic escarp]

7 levels of darktide freaks*

[lilac crag]

I say authoritarian is prob the only one happy amongst the entire cast cus he's like

in the middle of a therapy session in all of his convos

[fiery wave]

Not hype enough imo.

[sleek harness]

I think its more like a 6

[sleek harness]

Thats good

[arctic escarp]

6?

[visual vortex]

Fuck anarchist

[arctic escarp]

7?

[visual vortex]

I hate anarchist

[sleek harness]

Fuck you

[sleek harness]

Yes

Six

[hollow dawn]

What’s wrong with anarchist

[lilac crag]

@sleek harness male loner

[sleek harness]

I am really male loner?

[visual vortex]

If i dont see 6 monkeys imported from India stabbing anarchidt with butter knives then i will never be happy

[low blade]

Whats right with Anarchist?

[nimble glade]

Loose Canon definitely the most relatable with IRL, but zealots like Professional and Cutthroat is the normal in Warhammer 40k.

[arctic escarp]

I dont like anarchist simply because they dont feel like an actual anarchist

[lilac crag]

prickly and sad with a cover for backhanded humor

[visual vortex]

He's not insufferable

[arctic escarp]

but like your local mental asylum patient let loose

[fiery wave]

Yeah, annoyingly egotistical.

[nimble glade]

At least for the loyalist side of things.

[hollow dawn]

I don’t get it, I thought the anarchist was kinda funny

[visual vortex]

No

Neither is loner

[sleek harness]

From 1 to 10 how annoying

[visual vortex]

Neither is loose cannon

[low blade]

LC hits 30 headshots in a row and does it all while complaining

[lilac crag]

you're a 4 on your best days

[sweet trail]

Omg ur pfp is literally bait irjsjxksjfjwjdnf that's fucking hilarious lmaooo

[sleek harness]

That's good

[nimble glade]

They remind me of the joker or junk rat. They are funny. Lol

[visual vortex]

LC is a whinny vitch that cries about everything

[fiery wave]

You? More closer to 7/8.

[zenith pollen]

Whats the name of the song that plays when you thing karnak twins?

[sweet trail]

I knew you were baiting i was just doing a bit but thats really funny

[visual vortex]

Empires Will Fall

[round mica]

Wait they disabled stickers in here or am i insane

[sleek harness]

Really? You see me as that annoying?

[hollow dawn]

You’re insane

[lilac crag]

they have not

[sleek harness]

[fiery wave]

But I can patpat you so is all good.

[sleek harness]

Okay never mind

[nimble glade]

"Ah Karken hell, now the commissar gonna send me on more Havoc missions.."

[sleek harness]

I was thinking of guilt tripping you

[round mica]

It was my internet apparently

[sweet trail]

This gif is so cute I just wish sororitas didnt have gigantic sculpted boob armor

[lilac crag]

@fiery wave female fatalist

[visual vortex]

Nah it hot

[sleek harness]

So true

[lilac crag]

@somber stream male professional

[sleek harness]

Alexander

And Paul?

[fiery wave]

Look, we know you love it.

[lilac crag]

male bodyguard

[visual vortex]

Male loner

[visual vortex]

Male loner

[sweet trail]

Honestly at least youre honest

[visual vortex]

Yeah

[sleek harness]

Nuh uh

He's old

[visual vortex]

Im not from california

[sleek harness]

Perfect

[fiery wave]

Snark, grumps, loves her puppo?

[zenith pollen]

[sweet trail]

Most ppl will be like "NOOOO ITS CAUSE OF LOOOORE REASONSSS"

[visual vortex]

No

[lilac crag]

I'm not male loner cus I actually care about my friends and their well beings

[visual vortex]

It's just rlly hot

[lilac crag]

most of my friends agreed on male outlaw for me

[low blade]

Have you seen the older artwork with stripper heels? Peak. Full of SOUL

[sweet trail]

Whatever gets ur rocks off heretic

[visual vortex]

Ffs Chun li was designed with massive legs because the art director found it hot

[sleek harness]

When boobs:

[visual vortex]

And went on an hour long tangent about how hot big thighs are

[lilac crag]

I haven't really asked here cus asking what kind of personality I am in gen chat is like asking to get shot by mean comments

[elder merlin]

[sweet trail]

Yeah but thise are her actual legs

Sororitas boobs are armor

[arctic escarp]

what darktide personality do I give off

[visual vortex]

What if big boob?

[elder merlin]

You got a personality, thats for sure

[visual vortex]

🤔

[lilac crag]

female outlaw

[sleek harness]

I think female loner

[low blade]

I'M GONNA KILL MYSELF I WALKED TO CLASS AND THEN SAW IT WAS CANCELLED AAAAAAAAAA

[elder merlin]

Loner knife zealot, before it was removed

[low wharf]

Imagine going to class

[lilac crag]

@low wharf male savant

[sweet trail]

Oomfie no we cant have a minor disagreement thr universe will explode

[sleek harness]

Nut are you black

Just asking

[lilac crag]

@sweet trail female loose cannon ( oomf is twin )

[arctic escarp]

WHY ARE YOU CALLED NUT

[visual vortex]

PLEASE BRING THIS BACK

[sweet trail]

ANOTHER GLORIOUS DAY BECKONNNS

[arctic tapir]

I've never really looked through the discord stickers I have access to

[sleek harness]

Because he's a nut

[visual vortex]

GIVE ME HOT MUSCULAR WOMAN 🙏

[arctic tapir]

neat

[plain quail]

Does the blessings only take effect when you applie them to the specific weapon?

[lilac crag]

idk who else is here that I'm friends with and can ping

[sweet trail]

This is what repentia is for

[lilac crag]

@little marten male loose cannon

[stable shadow]

Keep getting teams that leave all the time. Sucks

[elder merlin]

[visual vortex]

Not enough tho

[sweet trail]

No hes one of the dregs

[sleek harness]

Yeah he keeps trying to annoy me

Definitely

[lilac crag]

@brazen pelican female loose cannon

[low blade]

God forbid we do a little serving

[elder merlin]

Did you see my earlier tag? What i said

[low wharf]

Close, i use male loner

[visual vortex]

He's the pox bomber

[sleek harness]

What

[zenith pollen]

If people used voice chat often and talked like Warhammer characters would it would be peak

[fiery wave]

So, basically what I said? Though you know she's still pretty soft inside.

[sweet trail]

The difference is that male loose cannon is fucking HOT and nurgle gamer isnt

[sleek harness]

What do I care

I don't know theses series

[nimble glade]

Just a friendly reminder to save the rations again if we get a similar event in the future.

[zenith pollen]

that sweet darktide ost man shit so good

[sweet trail]

Idk shes not cynical enough, i think she's oddly too pure to be a reject

[sleek harness]

Nurgle Gamer looks like Johnny Silverhand

[visual vortex]

God forbid women in media look attractive

[trail bramble]

No

[lilac crag]

she's an outcast amongst her colleagues with a big soft spot but outwardly bitter and spiky. she deserves a big hug and a companion who won't ostracize her. like you

[visual vortex]

California demands fat black women in wheelchairs

[lilac crag]

neuro? not cynical?

[sweet trail]

Nurgle disqualifies you from this

[visual vortex]

Billions must comply

[sweet trail]

FINALLY!!!

YES YES YES

[sleek harness]

Look at his pfp

[hollow dawn]

I just got long blonde hair and dress like a 2000s skater

[visual vortex]

Look at mine

[sleek harness]

@little marten

[nimble glade]

I definitely think we're getting Chaos Wastes 2.0. Hopefully more trench maps and arid maps.

[fiery wave]

And has a goober she loves, her puppo.

[visual vortex]

Mine tells a thousand words

[lilac crag]

yes

[nimble glade]

Maybe some tundra Wastes too up north idk

[sweet trail]

Its personality

[nimble glade]

Would be nice though

[lilac crag]

@hollow dawn male bodyguard

[sweet trail]

He has a gross personally

[hollow dawn]

Is this good?

[little marten]

?

[low blade]

In 2026 every woman in Warhammer will look like Mr. Norton 🗣️

[visual vortex]

Nah slow approach to the sister hive

[sweet trail]

He looks fairly normal

[lilac crag]

you're fun to be around

so yeah

[visual vortex]

Every woman wont exist

[sleek harness]

Girl saying you are ugly

[nimble glade]

Gene Stealers confirmed!

[little marten]

impossible

[nimble glade]

Adeptus Mechanicus confirmed!

[hollow dawn]

Why thank you, that made my day

[visual vortex]

What darktide personality am I? 👉 👈

[hollow dawn]

Cutthroat

[visual vortex]

I hate that emoji pack

[nimble glade]

Mortis Ops into other hive that's got Gene Stealers and new class is Adeptus Mechanicus something.

[visual vortex]

Die.

[hollow dawn]

I’m trying

[visual vortex]

Me 2

[nimble glade]

While being a chaos wastes 2.0

[visual vortex]

We so close gng

🙏

[nimble glade]

That's my prediction

[hollow dawn]

[sleek harness]

I think you are Seer if the Emperor didn't talked to him back

[lilac crag]

male seer

deranged, enjoyable kind

[visual vortex]

Why

Where

How

[sleek harness]

You are a freak

[visual vortex]

Oh ok

[sleek harness]

Insane

[visual vortex]

Checks out

[sleek harness]

Lunatic

[visual vortex]

Balls 2 the walls

Even

[sleek harness]

What

[visual vortex]

Nvm

[low wharf]

Not that kind of freak

[visual vortex]

Dont worry bout it sweetheart

😘

[sleek harness]

BALLS TO THE WALL

[visual vortex]

Slang for crazy

And all or nothing

[nimble glade]

[sweet trail]

He looks NORMAL

[visual vortex]

You either go halfway or all the way

[sweet trail]

he looks UNASSUMING

[sleek harness]

Exactly

[sweet trail]

i would not call that ATTRACTIVE

[sleek harness]

Hes good looking

Handsome

Very bearded

[visual vortex]

Im the hottest person here 🙄

[lilac crag]

you say things out of left field it's uncomfortably funny

[somber stream]

whuh

[lilac crag]

in here

[visual vortex]

No

[lilac crag]

by nature

[visual vortex]

I wiuld never say anything bad

Ever

[sleek harness]

We are comparing out friends with darktide personalities

Also hello

[lilac crag]

what personality do I give off of, from darktide, licht?

[fiery wave]

And the lil goober is asking for treats, time to give her some freeze dried duck.

[lilac crag]

specifically asking you by the way.

[sweet trail]

In 2026 every female warhammer character will be loose cannon in various different outfits

[somber stream]

Yas i’m profesh, also hello rat

[visual vortex]

Plague ogryn

[sleek harness]

Very professional

[lilac crag]

thanks ollph, I'm killing you

[sweet trail]

"Shadowsun we must defeat the Gue'la"

"Sybau Karker"

[visual vortex]

👍

[sleek harness]

I think Alexander is Heavy

[lilac crag]

she would absolutely use sybau omfg

[somber stream]

One of the Zealot, i forgot the name

[fiery wave]

Guy manages to starve brain parasites, don't mind him.

[visual vortex]

Imagine the tonguejob from the plague ogryn or the beast of nurgle

[sleek harness]

Sybau

That's why we calling you Seer

[visual vortex]

☺️

[fiery wave]

Judge? Agitator? Fanatic?

[sweet trail]

She would play cod specifically to ragebait

[somber stream]

Agitator lol

[lilac crag]

3 of my friends have said male outlaw
2 heavy
6 male fanatic
1 fatalist
3 male agitator

[visual vortex]

Is thatcthe drunk guy

[sleek harness]

Demoman TF2

[visual vortex]

Where's plague ogryn on that list

Fix it.

I meant it

[sleek harness]

Why didn't Heavy win

[somber stream]

What do you think for yourself?

[sleek harness]

That's unfair

[lilac crag]

when you can do a 180° turn with your spine alone, I promise I'll admit

[visual vortex]

I already can

[fiery wave]

I just mix up the male Judge and Agitator all the time.

[visual vortex]

I do tbat every morning

To crack back

[low blade]

I'd use the usual tanto sticker but seppuku is honorable

[visual vortex]

🥜

[sleek harness]

Nut

[lilac crag]

idk I don't really give anyone here my personality because I'm afraid of being hurt in a way that impacts me permanently

[somber stream]

Ah right, @ripe tangle serve your time on Cyberstan yet?

What

[visual vortex]

Plague ogryn

[lilac crag]

I'll kill you

[visual vortex]

No im serious

[lilac crag]

as am I

[visual vortex]

Okay what about later over a cup of coffee

[sleek harness]

You mean your real personality?

[lilac crag]

mhm

[sleek harness]

Understandable

[sweet trail]

@ripe tangle thoughts on boob skull armor

[lilac crag]

I guess only Brutus knows

[sleek harness]

I act differently from who I am irl

[visual vortex]

PLEASE 🙏

[ripe tangle]

Huh?

[sleek harness]

Sister

Hello

[somber stream]

Boob armour is based

[ripe tangle]

Hi Skaven

[somber stream]

A well known fact

[visual vortex]

Yeah

[sleek harness]

Are you still 30000 years old

[sweet trail]

Thoughts on skaven

[visual vortex]

Thoughts on boob armor

[ember nimbus]

the romans already had boob armor and they were on the forefront of a lot of good shit

[fiery wave]

And yet you'll hand out others? Wouldn't some be the same? Though I don't really care much.

[visual vortex]

Thoughts on Alexander veing plague ofryb

[ripe tangle]

He’s alright

[sweet trail]

Thoughts on skaven boobs

[sweet trail]

No ACTUAL skaven

[sleek harness]

Sybau

[visual vortex]

12 boobs?

Sure

[lilac crag]

I don't do it in a way that would accurately describe a person. it's just lighthearted appointments

[sweet trail]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-thinking-monkey-thinking-think-money-gif-9734025314392564509

[fiery wave]

Don't we all. Usually the online self is more true.

[lilac crag]

you don't see me upset people think I'm majorly male fanatic

[sweet trail]

Hadnt considered

[somber stream]

@lilac crag @little marten Congrats, you're getting drafted to Cyberstan, this Sunday

[sleek harness]

Exactly

That means I am anarchy irl

Anarchy?

[sweet trail]

The soul is bleeding, the flesh wills

[sleek harness]

Anarqucis

Anaqust

Insane

[ripe tangle]

my irl and online selves are VERY different lol

[visual vortex]

This is me

[sweet trail]

Gee

[lilac crag]

I like this

[sweet trail]

I would never have guessed

[visual vortex]

I am speaking from the heart

In that i would

[sleek harness]

I would probably die if I encountered myself from the internet

[visual vortex]

Kiss the top of a peanut butter jar for fun

[somber stream]

Same, i wear glasses irl 🤓

[visual vortex]

And for the epic 2016 lolz

[lilac crag]

irl no one gets anything from me

[sleek harness]

Can't really wear glasses with a helmet

[sweet trail]

I would probably die if I encountered sender man 😱

[somber stream]

lol

[lilac crag]

no puns, no banter, no talks. I go work, go home and that's as far as people know me

[sweet trail]

GET THIS FUCKING PHONE AWAY FROM ME UNTIL THE CAFFEINE WEARS OFF

[sleek harness]

Oh my, so you are slanderman?

[low blade]

collect my pages boy

[visual vortex]

I would piss and shit and puke if i encountered the michigan dogman 😱

[sleek harness]

Slanderwoman actually

[fiery wave]

I know, but some can see it differently.

[sleek harness]

[lilac crag]

one of my old high-school mates called me and said I disappeared off of the face of the earth. I thought, yeah fair enough I did kind of move counties.

[visual vortex]

I am lucky to not need glasses

[somber stream]

Until you do

[lilac crag]

long as no one got upset

[visual vortex]

Never

[somber stream]

I need a lasik

Glasses got old

[visual vortex]

U dont need glasses

[sleek harness]

Licht how is Germany economy right now

[visual vortex]

Lock ij

[sleek harness]

Need the updates

[somber stream]

Fucked

[sleek harness]

I see

[fiery wave]

Tbh, less Fanatic. Fanatic and well, all the Male Zealots are just Ham of Ham.

[visual vortex]

Good 2 know im notnthe only one sucking dirt

[sleek harness]

My plans to going for Gemany still didn't appeared

Probably never will

[somber stream]

We all are at this point in time tbh

KILL THE LIZARDS

[visual vortex]

We need

[somber stream]

NOW

[visual vortex]

To drink all the water

Before AI datacenters do

[fiery wave]

So does this mean you ARE Tsundere for patpats.

[visual vortex]

What the hell is a tsundere

I am learning sll the slang here

[fiery wave]

True.

[ember nimbus]

old weebtalk for hard shell soft inside

[visual vortex]

That's stupid

Just call them glass

[lilac owl]

🦅 What the hell is a kilometer🦅

[ember nimbus]

theres lots of deres

[visual vortex]

What

What is a dete

[sleek harness]

Do a Johnny Silverhand move and nuke a trillionarie building

[visual vortex]

Ok

I will

[lilac crag]

when I asked for elaboration on why fanatic, my favorite one was,

" you give off an obnoxious inspiration of fanatic while being lighthearted enough to be a person to people who need help. you phrase things funny, use silly insults etc "

[sleek harness]

This sure will cause a stop on the AIs

[lilac crag]

I don't really agree with phrasing things funny

[sleek harness]

I said Heavy because I was guessing

[lilac crag]

but i use obscure insults in vc alot ig

[sleek harness]

Don't really see you often

[lilac crag]

I'm at work when you're here

[fiery wave]

It's just the Zealots and their sus high gothic fakery.

[sleek harness]

I see

[lilac crag]

today's my day off so

[lilac crag]

fanatic doesn't really use Gothic tho

he's the only personality in zealot that doesn't

he speaks like a Scotsman

[visual vortex]

Or an olde english guy

[lilac crag]

which is the only reason I like him over the other 2

[visual vortex]

Tea innit?

[somber stream]

Nurgle is Fanatic

[visual vortex]

Wallace and Gromit

[somber stream]

From the mannerism to the voice lol

[visual vortex]

Nurgle is fay

Fat

He should run on a treadmill

[fiery wave]

True, but still, more the feel of how they all are loud, talks about the corpse on the golden loo with that fevour, you know.

[visual vortex]

My gothic is very good

[lilac crag]

that's true

wanna play by the way

[lilac crag]

true

[ember nimbus]

im female loner btw

[fiery wave]

Have to be later, having supper.

[lilac crag]

I can see it

[fiery wave]

Well, breakfast, lunch, dinner in supper.

By that I mean instant mixed veggie rice.

[zenith pollen]

Where?

[somber stream]

Nioh 3 is £95 holy shit

People have no issue with this?

[hollow dawn]

Okay not to toot my own horn but I feel pretty badass. My other two strike team members hauled ass to the valk for extraction being piled by pox walkers and ragers, ignoring and leaving behind our captured teamate. Halfway to extract I realized, and turned around blazing a path through the horde with my trusty lasgun, saving our fourth man, and running like hell to extraction side by side.

No man left behind

[lilac crag]

they don't even buy it LOL

[fiery wave]

$130. Still cheaper than Code Vein 2 at $145.

[somber stream]

700k copies sold in 4 days

[somber stream]

Singaporean got ripped off bad

[fiery wave]

I can't afford either so...

[lilac crag]

wait that's insane what

[somber stream]

🏴‍☠️ Yarr harr

[earnest oyster]

i grew up with cod 4, so it's gonna sound cringe, but i thought the mission where you have to rescue the heli pilot, perishing in the nuke was the coolest shit ever

no one left behind type shit

[somber stream]

Apparently it's a good and solid game, but the price is unhealthy

No one seems to bat an eye neither

[fiery wave]

Well, it's better than CV2 with all it's issues of trying to be poor man Elden Ring but $25 more.

Yes, Elden Ring with expansion is $120.

Games are not cheap here. Why do you think I live on Humble Choice leftovers but region locks are getting more awful.

Not even US copies get true RoW anymore.

[fiery wave]

Oh, if it's Bandai Namco, Koei Tecmo or Square Enix, there's also that 15% tax ontop of US prices.

Because they really hate us.

[somber stream]

We're hit with that as well

[fiery wave]

It's more they overcharge us.

[somber stream]

A $70 game is 80 in euro by default

Taxes and such

Dollar is getting real close to be on par with Euro

That complicate things

[fiery wave]

Even when the lower end has way less spending power compared to an American.

[fiery wave]

No taxes.

The tax is just those companies heavily overcharging.

[hollow dawn]

Helllll yeah

[little marten]

Sunday perchance

[fiery wave]

They also refuse to let us buy bundles from like Humble Bundle with their games.

[earnest oyster]

second sun

[fiery wave]

Proving a point.

[somber stream]

So they based on the overall income of the country to apply the insane regional price for SG?

[hollow dawn]

Kablooey

[ancient violet]

Ok, wrong answers only

How can we improve the Darktide community everyone?

[fiery wave]

Yes. They catering to the top 5%.

[somber stream]

As far as i can tell, the price is set by devs, not steam itself, yes?

[fiery wave]

The bottom 75% makes less than the top 10 people here.

[fiery wave]

Publishers.

[somber stream]

Yeah that

[visual vortex]

Ugh

[earnest oyster]

if no one buys the game until it isnt on sale, price should go down

[visual vortex]

I hate euro

It's not simple

[fiery wave]

Sales suck nowadays.

[earnest oyster]

we need eurodollars from cyberpunk

[fiery wave]

A deep sale still means a game is $50-$70 now.

[somber stream]

Wow, deep

[little marten]

Deep

[fiery wave]

Even over 5 years later.

Because that's 50-60% off base price.

[somber stream]

Did you paid 95 pounds

[fiery wave]

And rarely do I see anything higher than 65% off.

[fiery wave]

Cyberpunk was $50 on sale for base+expansion.

[fallow ore]

Yea idk anyone who buys full priced aaa games anymore

[somber stream]

Im getting Requiem...

[thick coyote]

[fiery wave]

Like I said, I don't ever see big games below $10 anymore.

GOTY complete versions.

[low wharf]

I do so rarely, i mostly wait a year until all dlc have been released so i can get the bundle at a discount

[hollow dawn]

Remove the personality voice lines, it’s too awesome of a thing and makes the characters interesting and nuanced. Can’t have that in my 4 player co-op game

[fiery wave]

That's still $50-$70.

[low wharf]

Literally any assassins creed

[fiery wave]

$20.

[low wharf]

And

Thats the big version that includes a different game

[fiery wave]

UPlay required. You know the stuff.

[fiery wave]

Nope.

[low wharf]

I got oddyssey with ac3 for €17

[fiery wave]

If you talking bundles, that's more.

[sweet trail]

I ate people

[low wharf]

87% off

[sweet trail]

I'm sorry im caffeinated rn

[hollow dawn]

Opening the Pandora’s box a smidge, are we?

[fiery wave]

Oddyssey is $160 off sale if you want complete.

I'll go check lowest prices.

[hollow dawn]

I’ll be quite Frank, hi my name’s Frank. That aside, assassins creed games never really peaked my interest

If I wanted to play a stealth game I’d play dishonored personally but to each their own

[ember nimbus]

assasins creed black flag is so fucking good

[earnest oyster]

ubisoft would have to pay ME to play their games

[ember nimbus]

it peaked right around there

[earnest oyster]

except for AC1 and 2

[sweet trail]

Theres male cutthroat tied up in a puppy outfit in there so

[hollow dawn]

I like siege and apex because I love a lot of their older characters, but the devs both took shits on those games and they’re unplayable

[fiery wave]

$23 on deepest sale.

[ember nimbus]

dishonored ruled so much im sad they didnt do more of it

[hollow dawn]

The 2nd one was reallllly good

[fiery wave]

Yeah, but they pulled that out as example.

[earnest oyster]

with ubisoft theres the russian roulette chance that they will remove the game from storefront etc

[hollow dawn]

If they did a third I think it would be like an alien 3 situation where they should’ve let sleeping dogs lie

[ember nimbus]

the second one was straight up even better than the first in some ways

[fiery wave]

I don't care for most Ass Creed.

[ember nimbus]

gameplay for sure

[hollow dawn]

I do however love the dark and grim Victorian setting of the first game, and the knife of dunwall dlc. But the 2nd game improves the mechanics and visual design in every way bar that

[ember nimbus]

ye i liked the setting of the first one more

or the story rather

[hollow dawn]

You spend like, 2 seconds in dunwall in the 2nd one which is a shame but I understand why

The other region is very gorgeous in its own right

[ember nimbus]

that whole mission with the whaling factory gave me nightmares

[hollow dawn]

I love the dust district music played by the musicians s

[hollow dawn]

oh my god I almost blocked that out of my memory

[ember nimbus]

i think it was something about their cries and the way their eyes were following you

[hollow dawn]

Yeah, something akin to that

[ember nimbus]

also such wise creatures being slaughtered for a commodity

i didnt even know we did that industrially irl

well until then

[hollow dawn]

Yep, 1800’s was brutal

[zealous viper]

nvy beecher cosmeifcs two weeks

[hollow dawn]

Wake me up when they have Solar auxilia cosmetics

Then we’ll talk

[ember nimbus]

real and true

who else a child of system sol

[hollow dawn]

I got 1,500 points of Solar auxillia guard chilling on the self next to me

If my camera wasn’t smudged I’d show them off. Not painted yet though

[bright rover]

what are the must have little tanky toughness nodes for veteran

[ember nimbus]

we talking talents and nodes or just nodes?

[tacit geode]

Iron will

Every single build should have it

[ember nimbus]

id say the only must have toughness node is the one below the grenades

just above iron will

[sweet trail]

What is your pfp from

[tacit geode]

A picture of me and my boyfriends sonas

[sweet trail]

Okay i thought it was something

Evil

[tacit geode]

Nah all me sorry :p

[twin flower]

Truly a vile pfp

[elder merlin]

[ember nimbus]

an old school friend of mine had a fursona back then

like 06, 07

i havent seen him in like 10 years

im pretty sure his was an otter

[tacit geode]

Worst of the worst really

[twin flower]

abominable even

[fiery wave]

You saying it's cropped from something absolutely sus?

[tacit geode]

Nah its sfw

[drowsy lynx]

(this guy's workplace draws furry NSFW stuff)

[sleek harness]

Furry porn?

[elder merlin]

[ancient violet]

FOR CREED BOW BEFORE ME MIHAHAHAHAHAH THERE ARE ALWAYS LEXBREAKERS STIMMMSSSS COME AND GET EM! This isn't soo bad

[long sigil]

wtf

[sleek harness]

Bart Simpson Mathaias

Why are you a island

[long sigil]

why call it island

dog

[tacit geode]

Space marine 2?

[long sigil]

[sleek harness]

It's 3 palm trees on a block of sand on the ocean

Literally a island

[long sigil]

uhh

yeah it is true

but not the island

[twin flower]

Bring back embed rights

[sweet trail]

Humanity be "This is an abomination"

My kin in the emperor, you have wrought this on yourselves.

[ember nimbus]

im normal and can be trusted with embed rights

[sleek harness]

Which chaos god do yall think I would praise

[sweet trail]

Discussing the game

[sleek harness]

Actually nvm

[long sigil]

sup normal

[sleek harness]

I know the answer

[long sigil]

i am freak

[ember nimbus]

horned rat innit

[sleek harness]

Everyone is

Brother freaker

[twin flower]

Rat freaky 🫵

[sleek harness]

No

[sweet trail]

Brother fuckarius

[sleek harness]

Brother Titus

This will make all the kids laugh

Right?

[long sigil]

uhh

dont know

i feel so shit to think

i am stupid

[zenith pollen]

Bring back old way of grinding and rolling weapons

[long sigil]

chainsaw?

[zenith pollen]

Nah make it even more grindy like a second job

[teal token]

E

[long sigil]

🏝️

[ember nimbus]

cheers big ears

[teal token]

island?

[long sigil]

nooooooo

dont call like that

[teal token]

Sponge me bob?

[long sigil]

i saw that at twitter

💀

[teal token]

Sorry...

[somber stream]

@lilac crag Up for a match with me and Kari?

Just 1 though, have place to be soon

[lilac crag]

erh, yes

[somber stream]

Nice

[lilac crag]

now?

[somber stream]

Yeah now

[lilac crag]

I'm on.

[somber stream]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=039le_PlshQ

Goes hard

[round mica]

[hollow dawn]

Precisely

[quaint moss]

explosions

[zenith pollen]

Yall prefer melee or ranged builds?

[lilac owl]

Melee

[quaint moss]

i prefer picking up my enemy and eating them

[zenith pollen]

Ogryn player?

[quaint moss]

they just do it better

[zenith pollen]

Those armored ones must have that pleasent crunch when eating

[quaint moss]

like a snickers bar

[untold skiff]

how is the stanktide going? we nurgle maxxing in here?

[blazing ibex]

I went to bed 😔

[hollow dawn]

Lasgun go pew pew

[zenith pollen]

I never had a snickers in my life

[zenith pollen]

Im a laspistol type guy

[quaint moss]

they have peanuts

they're kinda mid

:>

[zenith pollen]

When i think about i barely had any popular candy bars

[timber elk]

Hey guys guess what

The god of war trilogy is getting a remake

:3

[zenith pollen]

We know

Your late lamb

[low blade]

Honestly the Cadian drip is so good I kinda wanna nab it and wear it around sometimes

[zenith pollen]

I watched the state of play j were jumping like a little kid from happiness

[drowsy lynx]

Yeah shit actually has me considering playing vet more often

Instead of letting that poor bastard rot

[low blade]

I'm a Vet main, i have too much drip

[thick coyote]

Poggers in the chat

[low blade]

But this Cadian set...

[long sigil]

fucking hong kong server

stop runaway

all run

[tender horizon]

Melee cause the mechanics are more rewarding

[quaint moss]

noice, love killing godds

[quaint moss]

i didnt know ;-;

[languid hazel]

Mrrp :3

[timber elk]

weeeeeell sooooooorrrrrryyy that i actually value my sleep

[quaint moss]

yeah, hes gotta count dem sheep

[timber elk]

[quaint moss]

:3

[timber elk]

[quaint moss]

[timber elk]

runs at em with a grenade

[quaint moss]

[zenith pollen]

POX BURSTER

[quaint moss]

[zenith pollen]

And more fun

[zenith pollen]

I need to get some drip that Krastov veteran skin is so fucken COOL

[low blade]

I'm ashamed to say I own all 3 of the Steel Legion vet sets

[zenith pollen]

You are really dedicated to your main dont you

I never had a main in any game i never can find that one thing i want i do rotations

[low blade]

I am OWNED by the Steel Legion

[zenith pollen]

Which bothers me ngl cause almost everyone has a main and found his favorite thing and here i am a lone wanderer in search of his favorite thing with no results

[low blade]

I still wanna full-stack a tea in matching drip one day

Like all Steel legion or Krieg or Cadian

[zenith pollen]

Your wallet must be real heavy

The voices won i have 4k of the premium currency

[long sigil]

huh

Executioner's Stance with tox shit gas is broken

[quaint moss]

are they inside your head :>

@little marten hi

[zenith pollen]

Yes and they won i have a veteran skin noe

Now

[quaint moss]

could be worse, atleast they dont tell you to like.. i dunno... kill people

[zenith pollen]

My voices either talk about dr pepper or pushing me to create something

[quaint moss]

i love dr. pebba. share?

[river elbow]

The voices tell me the Arbites will get new cosmetics.

[zenith pollen]

I ran out of them:(

I consumed too much

[quaint moss]

ah its fine :3

[zenith pollen]

Is this a darktides equivalent of bloodborne at state of play?

[zenith pollen]

I have ice tea tho

[river elbow]

Yes. We are surviving off of lethal doses of Copium.

[zenith pollen]

Same here but we have Bloodbornium instead of copium

[quaint moss]

im southern and accept this gift

[zenith pollen]

Who doesnt like ice tea? Never met such a creature

[river elbow]

Gold Peak Sweet Tea is top tier.

[zenith pollen]

Its maelstorm time

[zenith pollen]

Never heard of it

[low blade]

Hey i only need to get my own drip, they can get theirs

[limpid vigil]

hey , i recently finished campaign on ogryn and want to jump into other classes (except the dlc ones cuz i do not have the money for em atm) wich one should i go with next to have a lot of fun?

[bronze wren]

Zealot+ Flamer is always fun

[limpid vigil]

kinda scared of zealot ngl , heard they are a glass cannon

[bronze wren]

Combine it with the heavy eviscerator and groups of enemies will Fear you

[limpid vigil]

oohhh that sounds fun

[bronze wren]

Also watching Health bars melt with your charge up attack is More satisfying than (Insert fitting comparison)

[bronze wren]

Because it is

[lilac crag]

arby is super tanky and simple

helps you dip your ties into the human sized classes