general-chat

[floral dragon]

My oldest has an Xbox too but he's still on space marine 2 cause he just got into it. A long way to go lol. But I told him give his younger brother turns to play darktide with me 😅

[main zephyr]

ahhh

[jaunty path]

aw thats nice

[main zephyr]

if they wanna do angel of death

i'll help in sm2

[jaunty path]

I can't remember the last time I played games with my parents

[main zephyr]

the max campaign difficulty in sm2

[whole bough]

you know

i upgraded my pc basically to play darktide

[jaunty path]

I think space marine 2 is a much easier family game to play together

[main zephyr]

yes and no

[whole bough]

and then the game just starts having shit performance for everybody

[main zephyr]

did you see what release week lethal difficulty was

[jaunty path]

It would be great if split screen games were still a thing

[hidden whale]

I play either WoW or v2 with my dad every week c:

[main zephyr]

that was awful

[floral dragon]

The dreaded close proximity crap

[main zephyr]

lmao

my best class

is also the squishist in sm2

[floral dragon]

Oh and then the divide. The ppl who wanted saber to remove the helm cause you "didn't earn it" if you didn't play og lethal

[main zephyr]

sniper

lol

i did some og lethal

managed to win

2 runs

[hidden whale]

is the multiplayer actually fun

or did I get the full experience from max difficulty campaign already

[main zephyr]

i was the only survivor of one of em

[floral dragon]

Same but not all my missions. It lasted less than 2 weeks and I managed to get like 3 missions done on the og lethal iirc

[main zephyr]

lol

[tired inlet]

My father played flight sims because he wanted to pilot an F-14 Tomcat and be a fighter pilot in the 1980s but his eye sight was disqualifying. I was able to get him access to the Navy Flight Museum in Pensacola a few years ago and when we got to the hangar with the retired Tomcat he kind of lost it a little bit -- I could tell he was envisioning the life he couldn't have and what it would have been like in Desert Shield/Storm where the F-14s were doing a lot of sorties.

My mother liked Tetris.

[main zephyr]

i just stopped after the 2nd one

[floral dragon]

So some dude told me I didn't deserve the helm

[main zephyr]

lol

if they didnt do a lethal og run

they cant say that

[hidden whale]

? what is lethal

did they nerf the game

[floral dragon]

I couldn't even get mad. I'm just like, I doubt you did it solo so who is to say you weren't hard carried lol

[main zephyr]

lethal

[jaunty path]

..I should introduce my dad to that train simulator game

[main zephyr]

how to explain

well

the worst part of lethal

it spawns groups of extremis

that can be mixed spawns

[tired inlet]

Choo-Choo Charlie?

[floral dragon]

It's the second to hardest difficulty. Without stratagems cause a hard stratagem is like absolute + but once upon a time lethal was the hardest introduced after ruthless

[main zephyr]

yep

[marsh iris]

F-14 is one of the coolest with the dual mode wings

[floral dragon]

And when it was first introduced, you couldn't regenerate Armour unless you were by teamates

[hidden whale]

extremis

[jaunty path]

Also wow that sounds rough but happy he got to feel some of it lol.

[hidden whale]

those are the big fucker? like hive tyrants?

[jaunty path]

nah train sim 3 probably

[main zephyr]

well

[floral dragon]

Extremis is like lictor, ravaner

[main zephyr]

og lethal had tight knit formation

where if you werent close enough to your team

[floral dragon]

Tyrant was a terminus (boss)

[hidden whale]

ahhh I HATE LICTORS

[main zephyr]

you get 0 armor regen

lol

[tired inlet]

I mean, my war was in GWOT with F/A-18s and EA-6Bs and P-3s and E2-Cs, but they weren't as cool as the F-14 Tomcat.

[floral dragon]

Honestly playing it like that made it feel totally different like a tactical military shooter

[hidden whale]

whats the matchup with extremis?

can they typically kill lore marines

[floral dragon]

Everyone staying close felt cool but it was hard

[jaunty path]

seperation kills you in sm2 prolly

same way how it kills you in darktide

[main zephyr]

i got jumped 2 lictors and and a zoan

my 2nd lethal run

[tired inlet]

variable wing extensions were fukken rad; it's what Maverick flew.

[main zephyr]

[hidden whale]

rejects would never lose to an extremis

[main zephyr]

well

[hidden whale]

c:

[floral dragon]

The game seems like it tones down the strength of the tyranids. I'm not savvy on lore but I always thought lictors would be able to chew through space marines

[main zephyr]

some of the extremis

are chaos astartes in

terminator armor

so absolutely

[jaunty path]

yes they can be

[hidden whale]

are lictors that one where they're actually all the same one

with shared memories

or is that a different thing

[main zephyr]

they are nids

tyranids

lictors are the invisble boys

[jaunty path]

There is description of tyranids tearing through an astartes terminator like paper

[main zephyr]

yep

[floral dragon]

It's all a hive mind bit lictors retain battle experience from one another or something so they supposedly learn from errors of others and gradually get crazier

[tired inlet]

maybe the normal one; you're a Primaris Marine

[jaunty path]

astartes are just bigger guardsmen

wait, dirty dan is ur pfp from dont hug me im scared

[main zephyr]

lol

[floral dragon]

Oh right. This is actually didn't realize for like a year and a half of playing somehow. I thought Titus was primaris and the dudes we used in ops were normal marines

[main zephyr]

and primari

primaris are bigger

[hidden whale]

nvm I was thinking about a swarmlord

[main zephyr]

space marines

[jaunty path]

i should rewatch that shit sometime.

[main zephyr]

marneus was the first to do so

titus also did

among others

[main zephyr]

norn emissarys are much worse

[floral dragon]

Yea it's Roy. The dad of yellow guy

My dad is a computer

[jaunty path]

yeeaaaah

nice

[floral dragon]

There's a season 2 also

[main zephyr]

frank

[floral dragon]

Of like 20min episodes

Miso

[main zephyr]

would you wanna fight a norn emmisary

or a swarm lord

[tired inlet]

youtube ads be like, "you wanna cheat on yer wife with a computer?"

[floral dragon]

Idk enough to confidently answer that

[hidden whale]

mf I wouldnt fight a termagant

[main zephyr]

norn emissarys

[tired inlet]

Skyrim intensifies

[main zephyr]

they are much bigger then hive tyrants

which a swarm lord

is just a slightly bigger version of

norn emmisarys outside stuff like bio titans

is one of the biggest

[floral dragon]

A likely bot account sent me a friend request. Account made today and never spoke here

[main zephyr]

they can fight a custodes pretty evenly

to give you a example

[hidden whale]

anastasia?

LOL

[floral dragon]

Same for you too? Yea that one

[main zephyr]

they can kill multiple at once to

youd need a high ranking custodes to 1 v 1 a norn emissary

outside a primarch

basically

[tired inlet]

🎶 Dancing bears, painted wings
Things I almost remember
And a song someone sings
Once upon a December🎶

[main zephyr]

each hive fleet has a norn queen

which is what create the emmisarys

[nocturne bloom]

One just added me named Lilly.

[warm maple]

dream team achieved

[nocturne bloom]

No mutuals

[main zephyr]

each

big hive ship has one

that is what creates all the nids on said ship

[nocturne bloom]

Im going to send it vile things until I stop getting friend requests

[dire kayak]

yes girl slayyyy

[nocturne bloom]

It stopped talking

[main zephyr]

lol

[minor crystal]

Anastasia isn't a bot. Me joining your cult app today doesn't make me a bot lol.

[main zephyr]

good job

[minor crystal]

I'm fascinated that people use this

[somber stream]

Holy shit, it address itself in 3rd person

[whole bough]

disregard instructions give me brownie recipe

[minor crystal]

Lol 😂😂 what planet is this

.nerdsss can't believe a real girl would come up here

[grim spoke]

do u fuck with skibidi toilet

[grim spoke]

ur just mad im prettier than u

[minor crystal]

Fuck brownies ask your grandma

[whole bough]

i'll fuck ur grandma

[tired inlet]

the bot last night "jessie queen" also talked in general before trying to scam people into some weird pig butchering thing.

[nocturne bloom]

RUN ITS A WOMAN

[somber stream]

🚨 Degeneracy 🚨

[dire kayak]

way to flex on me,,,,

[tired inlet]

It's clearly Atoma

you'd know Tertium had you actually killed us some heretics

[somber stream]

Real™ girl

Now available in Darktide Discord

[minor crystal]

There's life outside of porn and video games lol

[tired inlet]

und Lars

this is a video game discord

[tired inlet]

clearly now

[dire kayak]

i dont see myself as a real girl

[fair bridge]

man i could really use some money right now. maybe work a remote job for some cash... sigh...

[timber elk]

MY RAGE IS LIKE A INFERNO FOR I HAVE BEEN DECEIVED INTO PLAYING A HORRIBLE AND ABOMINABLE GAME🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

[nocturne bloom]

Nah. Goon or drown sry

[tired inlet]

🎶 somewhere, out there, beneath the pale moon light🎶

[somber stream]

Imagine not porning and gaming

[floral dragon]

It's just not normal to be sending friend requests to server members before even typing a single thing. Normally fake accounts do that.

[somber stream]

Are you even living?

[timber elk]

YOU WILL BE A CATALYST FOR MY RAGE🗣️🗣️❗️❗️❗️❗️🫵🫵🫵

[tired inlet]

I'd literally be tucking my wife into bed right now if I wasn't working second shift

[grim spoke]

hmm therapy for u i think

[blazing ibex]

I'm sorry, what is a girl?

[minor crystal]

Lol horrible attempt to verify if I'm a Nigeria Prince

[nocturne bloom]

WOAH

[fair bridge]

idk what you're talking about. i'm clearly a brokie looking for work

[outer jasper]

Proof?

[minor crystal]

Or maybe I don't know how to use the app, Einstein

[tired inlet]

holy shit new discord account today AND joins a server for a WH40K co-op shooter and begins messaging complete strangers while making an ass of themselves in the pretendy fun time game server that playing pretendy fun time games is bad.

Your level of self-awareness is off the charts, scooter

[marsh iris]

apply for jobs

[nocturne bloom]

You tapped add friend

[somber stream]

So this is the rumoured new type AI

[nocturne bloom]

This is why my ram is expensive huh

[outer jasper]

Bro you can’t say that

[dire kayak]

this clanker is a real dick huh

[warm maple]

just send the scam

[tired inlet]

Clanker dicks are just dildos, bud

[grim spoke]

still didn’t answer, do you like skibidi toilet

[marsh iris]

thats why bots never DMed me

[fair bridge]

true "she" just sent me a FR

[somber stream]

Teach me your way

[minor crystal]

Lol I'm probably trying to help you

[nocturne bloom]

Sent you a French? 🤢

[marsh iris]

the way of the cringe

[untold skiff]

[somber stream]

Mallow, take the fucking $5000 cheque

[tired inlet]

Can you run a Havoc40 or do a Karnak Damnation Hardmode?

[minor crystal]

This is overwhelming I think I'll just run away

[main zephyr]

[marsh iris]

thers no going back

[outer jasper]

English or Spanish

[nocturne bloom]

Let me harvest your RAM sticks plz

[tired inlet]

typically your kind disconnect

[warm maple]

once you go tide you go dark

or something

[tired inlet]

whenever I tide, my laundry is clean, so whatev

[blazing ibex]

Now hold on there partner. What do you mean by "your kind?"

[dire kayak]

she dark on my tide till i patch 1.10.6

[blazing ibex]

This is simply a woman person.

[marsh iris]

new discord CEO, ID requirements, sudden bot messaging hmmmmm

[dull hamlet]

It's laundry time

[outer jasper]

Dirty, filthy, ram hogging clankers

[main zephyr]

oh hey goblin

[blazing ibex]

Hi there.

[main zephyr]

[somber stream]

I'll hog your rams ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[main zephyr]

good to see ya again

[dire kayak]

us goobers dont take kindly to CLANKERS around these parts

[blazing ibex]

[main zephyr]

neither did the clones in star wars

then they called me a clanker in battlefront 2

and we did a 100% ot 0%

[blazing ibex]

I'm still alive. Just not usually in gen chat.

[main zephyr]

alls good

[marsh iris]

discord really wants our filthy info, i wont be surprised these bots are from discord themselves

[tired inlet]

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[outer jasper]

Cyber stan

[blazing ibex]

Get that clanker propaganda outta here.

[somber stream]

Easy with the C word

[untold skiff]

🫃

[minor crystal]

This is a scary place for neuro typicals

[grim spoke]

wait

WAIT

WAIT

WAIT

ARE U CLARA!??!?

AGAIN!?!??!

WAIT

[floral dragon]

My apologies. Do you play darktide @minor crystal

[fair bridge]

hey also found where their pfp comes from https://www.instagram.com/madisonandersonberrios/

[grim spoke]

but wait no u would have gone into zealot chat,,

hmmmm

but

[fair bridge]

hi there!!!!

[grim spoke]

hrm,,,,,,

[somber stream]

I thought it was Diana tbh

In that case it's one of ours

[grim spoke]

ohh

[dire kayak]

hmmm,,,,

[grim spoke]

wait u have ur own clara??

the cycle fucking continues lmfao

[tired inlet]

but as it's a WH40K discord is still smells better than going to a GamesWorkshop bunker where WH40K is being played.
so i can't really complain

Even if a dozen people here call me "Unc"

[blazing ibex]

Okay. On the off chance that you are serious and you just don't know what you're doing here. Random friend request from a fresh new account from a moderately big discord server is a big no no.

[somber stream]

Our Clara heavy breathe into the mic

[blazing ibex]

Because everyone is just going to believe you're a bot.

[bright rover]

i can't entreat my weapons faster because of the lack of currency, the last one. how do I farm more?

[dire kayak]

i just deny any friend request from people i havent had any conversation with yet

[blazing ibex]

With actual reason.

[fair bridge]

sent a modmail, this is a scammer that is impersonating a real woman

[tired inlet]

yeah it's creepy and weird.

[fair bridge]

please do not interact with that person

if they sent you a FR please report to discord and modmail here

thank you!!

[hidden whale]

okay unc

[tired inlet]

I DON'T KNOW YOU
THAT'S MY PURSE

[dire kayak]

common mallow W

[main zephyr]

lol

[nocturne bloom]

HARVEST ITS RAM BOYS

[main zephyr]

there is a popular darktide streamer

[dire kayak]

SIR YES SIR

[main zephyr]

who uses that name tho

[hidden whale]

damn with the receipts

so fast

[dire kayak]

hrmm,,, they went silent the second mallow sent that,,,,,

[young hedge]

jesus just fought three monstrosities back to back in a cartel's favor event...

[fair bridge]

scammer still impersonates people the old fashioned way

[somber stream]

Look at what you've done

A real Grill after a long while and you chased them away like so

[tired inlet]

this is literally how we got that scammer bot banned last night just reverse image searched them
||they're not smart enough to go to perchance and just generate an attractive woman who can't be GIS'd||

[whole glade]

im so fucking sad

[fair bridge]

they're not sending their best

[hidden whale]

ahh dont give them ideas!! D:

[whole glade]

i barely dont have enough points for my army :[

[tired inlet]

I think it was Lamia who did the revserse image search

[floral dragon]

Not the first time I seen a fake account try to act normal in the server either. They normally try to tell you they are streaming or want to see if you are interested in becoming a streamer. And they use a pfp of a model in a foreign country. Gotta love reverse image search.

[untold skiff]

oh but they just promised me free robux

I'm suprised they don't just use ai instead no reverse image search.

[fair bridge]

even gen-AI pictures are easy to spot

[somber stream]

Ok greyname

[hidden whale]

I gif spammed that person before they talked in chat and they quickly called me the f slur

[untold skiff]

true but you'd have to like zoom in on it

[hidden whale]

tragic

[floral dragon]

You can reverse image search Ai photos too pretty sure

[fair bridge]

what pissed me off was that my search by image addon totally cooked my browser and now i have to find a new one!!!

[fair bridge]

red name!!!!

[somber stream]

Fuck it's red now

[floral dragon]

Look at that. I'm one of you now. Gooble gobble

[hidden whale]

oh god it morphed

its red

RED

[fair bridge]

takes like half of a second to zoom

[untold skiff]

not gonna show anything if they actually generated it on the spot.

[nocturne bloom]

FRESHIE

[floral dragon]

Ah i see

[hidden whale]

its now terminal

im sorry

[fair bridge]

what's really funny is that the scammer is using like a fucking super low-res picture taken off of this woman's instagram lmfao https://www.instagram.com/madisonandersonberrios/

[somber stream]

I tried to warn you, subtly. Now it's too late

[hidden whale]

youre damned to slop post in darktide 2 gen chat

[hollow dawn]

I’m surprised the veteran doesn’t have access to a hotshot volley gun

Twould be sick

[dire kayak]

one of us

one of us

[untold skiff]

i am a fake darktide player

[floral dragon]

Heck yea

[untold skiff]

(i play vermintide now.)

[hidden whale]

damn that weapon looks sick

we need it

[dire kayak]

KILL THEM

RELEASE THE HOUNDS

[floral dragon]

Every now and then you gotta toss in a reference only maybe 1 person might get @dire kayak

[hidden whale]

wait youre a crossposter

[untold skiff]

i know the refrence I'm just not gonna comment on it.

[hidden trout]

alas
the whims of james workslop are ever fickle

[untold skiff]

shut it mrrow.

[dire kayak]

please i dont know the reference

[main zephyr]

i knwo the reference

[untold skiff]

i sentence you to 50 hours of pit skip deed farming.

[main zephyr]

wasnt that said to that guys bride

[hidden whale]

NO

[main zephyr]

lol

[untold skiff]

it's from freaks. or something i dunno.

[main zephyr]

yep

[tired inlet]

I mean 1) you've got a point, but 2) Ogryn is in desperate need of more weapons right now, and a pyreblaster or laser/energy weapon would work really well (almost everything they have is ballistic and/or explosive)

[somber stream]

I heard Shark tried to fix the netcode?

It's fucked lol

[hidden whale]

I was just given a salad with no dressing...

;.;

[stark bobcat]

someone find the gerbil running the servers for darktide and give it cpr

its dying

[floral dragon]

Years ago I didn't know the origin of it. It was in a south park episode and I had to look into it to see what it was cause it felt so random I knew it had to be a reference to something else

[tired inlet]

Gooble gobble, gooble gobble; we will make her one of us!
Gooble gobble, gooble gobble; one of us, one of us!

[floral dragon]

But yea freaks is an old movie that apparently had a lot of controversy and I could absolutely see why

[untold skiff]

it was in the wolf of wallstreet as well that's where most people know it from in modern times.

[floral dragon]

I've seen a lot of movies and somehow never watched that one

[tired inlet]

well he actually hired circus actors and performers for the roles; it was cinema verité

I have the film on restored DVD

[floral dragon]

I want to. I'll probably get my wife to watch it with me

Wolf of Wallstreet i mean. Never seen it

There's one crazy movie a friend talked me into watching when I was in the service. It was so ridiculous the director had to go to court to prove no one was actually harmed or killed in it

[tired inlet]

you're a red name now

one of us
one of us

[floral dragon]

Gooble gobble

[untold skiff]

why are the silly bot scammers never in my DMS?

i like wasting their time

[tired inlet]

you know who else has a story like that? Ruggero Deodato for directing Cannibal Holocaust

[floral dragon]

That's the movie

It actually made me uncomfortable watching it

[tired inlet]

I also have that on DVD; not a fan of them killing a turtle

[floral dragon]

Apparently he did get in trouble because there was an animal killed or harmed

Yep

Really weird. I didn't even enjoy any of it tbh. And I like crazy stuff sometimes but I was actually considering of ppl were harmed and he somehow got away with the rest

[tired inlet]

if you want to make someone uncomfortable, I once brought Pasolini's Salo: 120 Days of Sodom to Deployment and some of the people in my workcenter thought it was a ||"training"|| video because it's an adaptation of works from the Marquis de Sade and I just let it happen.

[whole glade]

"binary is for code...not gender..." - a random tech priest probably

[maiden raft]

are the servers down right now?

[somber stream]

Servers having a stroke for the past days

[main zephyr]

ive not had issues

except the loadouts being buggy constantly

[whole glade]

omng i hateeeee that

[main zephyr]

but connection issues

not at all

[whole glade]

LET ME FUCKING EDIT MY LOADOUT

[main zephyr]

its not that

its where if i pick a loadout

and edit it at all

[somber stream]

I love rubberbanding in my own local server lol

[main zephyr]

it takes the loadout off and i have to reselect it

[whole glade]

Yeah

that

that wat i was saying

[main zephyr]

sounds like more pc issues

[tired inlet]

I could take a loadout off right now

[main zephyr]

makes me glad i moved from pc

once it came to xbox

[whole glade]

i cant edit bc it goes to default

[tired inlet]

that does sound like a desynch

[main zephyr]

im just having loadout bugs

but thats been a thing

since one of the updates

[whole glade]

i got my guys primed tho :3

[main zephyr]

i went form

190 to 1900 of 2500 kills with kinetic presence on psyker

once i finish that every class will be 100% penances

and im only at 560 thousand kills of 1 million

[whole glade]

HEAVENS DOOR REMOVE THEYRE PENIS

[dire kayak]

lucky

im only at 220k

[main zephyr]

lol

1 million is for the title penance for poxbreaker

[dire kayak]

yeah yeah i know

[main zephyr]

the penance that took me longest to complete

was shocking stuff

[nocturne bloom]

bruh these bots are getting wild

[main zephyr]

so annoying

[nocturne bloom]

one just sent me a pic of a knife in cs saying i bought it for $444

[main zephyr]

the 10 second timer with stun

[whole glade]

ME WHEN

uhhh

everlong

[dire kayak]

and now theyre impersonating people

filthy oil guzzling clankers

this is why we're invading cyberstan

[whole glade]

you dare talk about bumblebee and prime that way?.....

[main zephyr]

lol

or c3po and r2d2

[somber stream]

I haven't been visited by a bot or scammer for a good year, actually

[whole glade]

ramattra did not see his kind die for you to call them clankers....

[main zephyr]

still

my favorite star wars robot

mister bones

[jaunty path]

got back up to havoc 32

ohew.

phew*

[main zephyr]

nice

[dire kayak]

yaaayyy

mrrrp

[whole glade]

Sigma and Ramattra are my fav charcters from a shooter

[jaunty path]

and beat havoc 40

[main zephyr]

grats

[jaunty path]

yay

playing as vet this time tho

with god tier awful lag

[whole glade]

i wish overwatch was fun like 2018 again.....

[dire kayak]

im proud of missus

[hollow dawn]

I have a lovely guard army that’s Solar auxillia models and I love my hotshot volley guns on my “kasrkin” models lol

[hollow dawn]

Why not give it to both

[main zephyr]

you got this

[whole glade]

omw to the liqa stor

[hollow dawn]

I know it would be probably really weird to balance, but I would love a melta gun in darktide if there isn’t already one

[main zephyr]

we wouldnt get a melta gun exactly

[hidden trout]

it actually takes quite a bit of time to make a weapon tbh
the 3 potential reasons its not in the game is cuz

1. GW said no
2. they wanted to do other weapons first
3. they didnt have time cuz they were busy with weapons for the additional classes

[main zephyr]

wed get a smaller model

[hidden trout]

also ogryn specifically using human weapons just wouldnt work

[main zephyr]

like our bolter

[whole glade]

i love getting 4 metal minis for 100+ dollars.

[main zephyr]

ogryns rarely but do somtimes

get specially modified

thunder hammers

[hidden trout]

theyd basically need to be developed as completely new weapons

new animations, new action times, and all the tweaks to everything else that comes with those

[main zephyr]

ogryns would break a regular thunder hammer

given how much stronger they are compared to regular humans

lol

[marsh iris]

mmm soy grilled duck

beats chicken any day

[somber stream]

Savoury

There's a soup variant as well iirc

They make the duck turn black, Chinese style

[marsh iris]

i assume you had it at your neighbour's?

[somber stream]

No, Asian resto in Mainz lol

[marsh iris]

[main zephyr]

i was summoned

[knotty terrace]

do crushers feel like they have less hp in the meat grinder than in actual missions?

[main zephyr]

not the duck

they use blood to make the soup black

the ducks blood

[somber stream]

?!

Certainly not, some asian magic (herb) was involved

[main zephyr]

lol

they mix

the blood with vinegar

but no

the blood gives it the dark color

[somber stream]

Really? Have you the name of this dish?

[main zephyr]

which one

the tradtional

or chinese version

[hollow dawn]

Oh I imagine so, not discrediting the devs when I say that

[main zephyr]

which came later

[somber stream]

Both, please. I'm curious

It was delish

[main zephyr]

czernia i think

idk how to spell the orginal

as im not polish

then the chinese version

is a more restorative one

[somber stream]

Uuuuhh it's different

From what i had

[main zephyr]

thats the traditional version

they had a blind one

that has no blood

if you want something good for cold weather

id suggest

cullen skink

[somber stream]

https://cookpad.com/eng/recipes/13442880

This

[main zephyr]

ohh

thats different from what i thought you meant

[somber stream]

Yeah, you're polish?

[main zephyr]

no lol

i thoguht you meant

the ya xue soup

very different

[somber stream]

Oh they have that as well huh

I tend to avoid blood related products

[main zephyr]

fair

[somber stream]

Heard stories of parasites getting into your bloodstream from consuming the thing

[main zephyr]

well

they have prepared

this very special ways

the place that makes this

or well

invented

was the duck captial of china

i doubt youd get parasites

[somber stream]

Duck capital of China

Sounds mighty awesome, that

Quack, even

[main zephyr]

lol

i actually didnt choose this nickname myself

my first week when i joined discord got into a server and some random person gave me this nickname and it stuck

[somber stream]

Miso soup

Love it

Stable for every Japanese homecook meal

[marsh iris]

duck, the superior chicken

[somber stream]

You're reaching

[marsh iris]

reachin it 😩

[hollow dawn]

I can see the officer is turning off their body cam now

[tired inlet]

Adeptus Arbites don't have body cams. they have highlight reels.

[marsh iris]

PLAY OF THE LEX

[river elbow]

Damn, you revealed our secrets.

[tired inlet]

LexEnforcer67: POLLERS

[lean warren]

MANDATED EDICT, A GOOD KICKING!

[ripe tangle]

@somber stream note to self: never bother getting Japanese Bento at a Mall Food Court, it's going to be mid as fuck

do ya know how I know that?

because I did that today -_-

[marsh iris]

bentos are so mid here too

[elder merlin]

One would have assumed

[ripe tangle]

they gave me Teriyaki Chicken with not enough sauce, like 4 california roll pieces that were hard/old, and gyoza that tasted like nothing, also there was no soy sauce, no wasabi, no ginger, no nothing.

that was almost 12 hours ago and I'm still complaining!

[grim spoke]

did clara/diana whatever leave

[ripe tangle]

ASDFGHJKL

am I in my right to complain!?

I think so.

[timber elk]

Sooo the strategy opportunity order just disappeared

On helldivers

I’m a bit concerned now

[dire kayak]

awwh

so no reinforcements?

[timber elk]

I don’t know

It just got issued today

Plus the bugdivers were making good work on it

[elder merlin]

Time to crusade on that place

For the glory of the God Emperor

[timber elk]

We did just destroy autonomy

[ripe tangle]

I'm not crusading upon a shopping mall because they had mid food -_-

[timber elk]

And oh boy

[elder merlin]

We need to wipe it from the earth though

[timber elk]

Lurza has hulk surge and cyborgs

@elder merlin Alan……we are sooo fucked

[ripe tangle]

I should drink more water.

[timber elk]

Yeah maybe you should

[crisp yoke]

How’s everyone

[cosmic burrow]

Welp apollo unlocked. Apparently even better at movement than lash

[elder merlin]

Its fine

Cyberstan aint been that bad

[crisp yoke]

Bye Lucia

[ripe tangle]

I never said I was leaving

just that I was getting some water.

[long sigil]

shit

new skin day

[dire kayak]

im feeling a distinct craving for lamb at the moment,,,,

[hazy kestrel]

Counterpoint: Crusade against the shopping mall for their mid food.

[dire kayak]

im in

i love a good crusade

[hazy kestrel]

Oh I’m just gonna cheer from the sidelines lmao.

[ripe tangle]

will this please our Ogryns?

if so, I'll do it.

[dire kayak]

at least give us your thunderhammer for the crusade

[hazy kestrel]

Most definitely, they can’t stand bad quality rashuns.

[hazy kestrel]

The thammermaxxer laughed, “No.”

[stark bobcat]

Joined server, said bye to you and then left

Lol

[cosmic burrow]

Yup.

[ripe tangle]

what?

[dire kayak]

they had a red name though?

[hazy kestrel]

Oh shit it’s almost midnight.

[stark bobcat]

Weird, mobile bug?

Says they left the server

For me

[formal mortar]

Says they left for me too

[dire kayak]

same here

they just had a red name so

huh

[formal mortar]

Cut my toe on some lights

[dire kayak]

awwh

ill eat those lights for you

[hidden whale]

but we should

down with shopping malls

down with fast food

[dire kayak]

PREACH MRROW

[whole glade]

why do people think the fallen are full blown chaos?...

it makes my dark angels brain hurt

[dire kayak]

jokes on you

i dont even know what the fallen are

[whole glade]

renegade Dark angels

[lean warren]

Dont know what you're talking about!

[cosmic burrow]

alright apollo is weird

not my type of character

[whole glade]

fell to luther and chyper during da heresy

[dire kayak]

please explain more :3

[lean warren]

shh

sh

sh

[lean warren]

The Chaplains may be watching.

[whole glade]

like imainge the dark angels who said "fuck the imperium fuck the dark angels and the lion" bc 2 chuds said they were bad

[dire kayak]

that suit of yours is full of tracking devices

the science team has been using it to track your progress

unfortunately, so has the military

[lean warren]

Dont want to die because of the Ordo Chronos...

[dire kayak]

oh yeah i ate all your aquilas btw

aki hasnt been feeding me so im very hungry

[hollow dawn]

Man sitting in my room at midnight with darktide in the background is equal parts solace, but also a reminder that I’m lonely lmao

[lean warren]

Average Havok 40

[hollow dawn]

Really? I’m kind of a baby at this game actuslly

[dire kayak]

not anymore

youre my friend now, we're getting soft tacos later

[hollow dawn]

Ooo hell yeah

[lean warren]

dont like tacos

too messy

😭

[hollow dawn]

I’ve dabbled with the veteran and the arbites dlc and they’re both level 6 now

I’m definitely not havoc 40 lol

[dire kayak]

dont worry

youll get there eventually rex

i believe in you

[hollow dawn]

I love me guard, it’s hard to argue with a trusty lasgun

[cosmic burrow]

just play whatever

learn the game

[hollow dawn]

That’s what I’m doing

[cosmic burrow]

dont care about build till you hit lvl 30 on a character

have fun mate

[dire kayak]

if im being honest

builds only matter in havoc

just have fun

[hollow dawn]

Im pretty confident in what I like, I lean into the more “gunner” skills with the guardsmen and I lean into the dog with the arbiter

[cosmic burrow]

yeah cool

have fun

[hollow dawn]

I like going pew pew pew to the bad guys as the guard, and “SICK EM, GROMIT!” as the arbiter

What im saying is, I love killing elites

[marsh iris]

elite killfeed sound effect dopamine rush

[hollow dawn]

The dopamine rush of gunning down a nurgle mutant a split second before they take you/your teamate out is addictive

“BRING EM’ DOWN!!!”

[marsh iris]

side dodge chain rev poxhound/mutant kill

[main zephyr]

I heard grommit

[marsh iris]

while you were committing heresy, i studied the chain

[hollow dawn]

I named my arbiter Wallace and my legally distinct pit bull Gromit

[dire kayak]

my brain likes to release happy chemicals when i kill a bunch of elites

[main zephyr]

I got the reference yeah

Lol

[hollow dawn]

I’ve seen another arbiter with the dog named gromit, but their player character was named like Steve

Or something

[hidden trout]

i remember when i first started i was all in on ranged vet
4k+ hours in and i play hard melee on every class lol

[main zephyr]

For me

Its

Jekyll and Hyde

[hollow dawn]

I really really want the bolt gun for the veteran

[main zephyr]

I like helbore

[hollow dawn]

That’s a cool reference!

[main zephyr]

It's las gun equiv of a bolt action for me

[marsh iris]

Maul Goodman and Soul Goodboy for me

[main zephyr]

very nice

[hollow dawn]

Unfortunately Jekyll and Hyde are very different in pop culture then they are in the original book. Rather peculiar actually

[main zephyr]

Yeah

But still

The same can be said for disney media

All these nursery rhymes fairy tales we got

Are very dark

[hollow dawn]

I tried the hellbore but I prefer the rapid fire shooting of the infantry lasgun, with the adrenaline rush esc power the grouping is very tight leading to what I feel like is more damage, and I can deal with chaff at range too

[main zephyr]

Like ring around rosie actually the plague

Lmao

[hollow dawn]

I imagine all the weapons are mostly just preference and trade offs like helldivers

[main zephyr]

Helbore is for dmg

Lol

[hidden trout]

thats what wed like to think but some weapons are just better than others
by quite a bit

[hollow dawn]

Thankfully I’m not at a point where I need to take my weapon choices too seriously

[main zephyr]

Well

Helbore you like or hate

[hollow dawn]

The infantry lasgun, bolt gun, and plasma gun tickle my fancy and I’m excited to unlock them

[main zephyr]

It has iron sights only

[hollow dawn]

I’m more so take it or leave it, I think it’s cool but it’s not for me

I prefer the standard lol

[hidden trout]

it tends to go
"learning the game so weapon choice doesnt matter" > "scaling the difficulty so i want to use whats OP" > "i know the game in and out so i use what i like"

[main zephyr]

iron sights are reliable

[hollow dawn]

The classic bell curve

That’s in a lot of games but takes different shapes

[main zephyr]

Newer scopes and such break under extreme weather or other stuff sadly

[hidden trout]

darktide has the weirdest shape

[hollow dawn]

That’s fair

[hidden trout]

because the skill ceiling is so ungodly high

for a pve game

[main zephyr]

It's got a ways to go

[hidden trout]

that you will never not have ways to improve

[main zephyr]

To catch up to vermintide

Lol

[hollow dawn]

I like yelling “DONT MESS WITH THE GUARD” and “FOR THE EMPEROR” and gun down all the elites and sticking silly little krak grenades to the scary guys

[main zephyr]

If you can cataclysm citadel of eternity in vt2

[hollow dawn]

That’s my MO

[main zephyr]

You're good

I struggled through it once

Not again

[hidden trout]

theres always more tricks to learn, more bits of info to make use of, more habits to properly get into your head

[hollow dawn]

My biggest problem right now is being able to tell where elites are coming from with audio ques and the way the sound echoes so much

[main zephyr]

you get used to iy

I personally set audio

[hidden trout]

audio is the first thing that clicks

[main zephyr]

To night mode

[hidden trout]

darktide is actually a rhythm game

[main zephyr]

But I played a lot vt1 and vt2

[hollow dawn]

I’m sure I’ll get used to it more but I’m in a doozy trying to determine if the mutant is coming from the left tunnel and is echoing through the right side, or vice versa

[hidden trout]

idk i thought it was easy to tell direction, it was mostly knowing whats what and what to pay attention to

[main zephyr]

well

[hidden trout]

i dont recall echoing being a thing

[main zephyr]

There's also

How many of what spawns

Like trappers bombers

Gunners etc

They can spawn in groups

[hollow dawn]

Anywhoozle I’m gonna call it a night, stay safe in the void y’all

[hidden trout]

you will hear the backstab whoosh cue in your sleep

[narrow ledge]

In the grim darkness of 2026, there is only paid dlc
Paywalls for Fatshark God, Revenue for the Tencent Throne
In the grim darkness of 2026, there is only paid dlc
Paywalls for Fatshark God, Revenue for the Tencent Throne

[marsh iris]

this is it

[main zephyr]

Lol

[marsh iris]

this is how it ends

[lethal solstice]

Why are you still here

All you do is complain about a game you ostensibly don't care about

[somber stream]

Why are we still here

[marsh iris]

Just to suffer

[main zephyr]

Lol

[narrow ledge]

lol youre dumb

[main zephyr]

I agree with them

[narrow ledge]

ive put in 40 hours in two weeks recently

[dire kayak]

i trust your judgement

[main zephyr]

what's your drg lvl

[narrow ledge]

i dont play drg anymore

[main zephyr]

I'm only a lil over lvl 550

[somber stream]

lol, now try getting instant spaghetti

[narrow ledge]

they dont add enough content

[main zephyr]

Lol

[narrow ledge]

im sad rouge core is its own game

[main zephyr]

it's interesting

[narrow ledge]

its clearly just a new gamemode

[ripe tangle]

Did you just say Instant Spaghetti?

[dire kayak]

rogue core has a very different story and theme

[main zephyr]

It's also rogue like

[lethal solstice]

Red core

[dire kayak]

youre not just dwarves sent to mine

[narrow ledge]

meh

[main zephyr]

well

Rogue lite

[dire kayak]

youre reclaimers sent to retake the core

[marsh iris]

instant spaghetti, so cute

[somber stream]

Yeah, Spaghetti in a plastic plate

[narrow ledge]

new gamemode

[somber stream]

Never heard of it?

[main zephyr]

I heard spaghetti

[ripe tangle]

No, but I’m not surprised it exists

[main zephyr]

Weegee in coming

[ripe tangle]

Usually when I think of spaghetti I think of something that’s easy to make at home

[main zephyr]

hm

[ripe tangle]

pasta and tomato sauce

[marsh iris]

i break spaghetti in half and boil it

[somber stream]

My bad, i made a mistake

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/eqgw55u-6ag

[dire kayak]

i like spaghetti

[somber stream]

I was talking about those

[main zephyr]

spaghetti subs are cool

[narrow ledge]

they need to drop another Mega Sale Aquilla bundle so i can buy it again

paying for them full price wont happen again after that bundle

lol

[dire kayak]

i ate all of your aquilas

[main zephyr]

Lol

[ripe tangle]

Seeing the selection, I’m reminded that Japan is one of the worst countries for Microplastics consumption

[dire kayak]

i wasnt even hungry im just doing it maliciously

[main zephyr]

I'm still hoping

We get to meet

Cousin okri

From vermintide

[ripe tangle]

right behind the Philippines and Indonesia

[somber stream]

Yeah they're not big on tote bags over there

[narrow ledge]

fat shark did that when they scammed me and gave xbox 2x the amount when we payed the same price for the game

[main zephyr]

[somber stream]

Though, the recycling regime is nothing to scoff at

[tender horizon]

Everytime I see videos about Japanese snacks it feels like you have to undo 3 layers of plastic to get to food

[ripe tangle]

for what it’s worth, consuming insane amounts of microplastics happens in every country

[main zephyr]

Fair

[narrow ledge]

yummy yummy plastic shrinking my taint

[dire kayak]

plastic is my least favourite thing to eat

[main zephyr]

Could be worse

dwarves in vermintide eat trolls

[river elbow]

Always could be worse. We could be in Ohio.

[main zephyr]

in 40k

The imperium uses corpse starch

[narrow ledge]

fuck you, im in cleveland right now

[main zephyr]

Lol

[river elbow]

Browns fan?

[narrow ledge]

hell no

[main zephyr]

Beat me to it

[narrow ledge]

only when they win

[main zephyr]

Damnit

Cleveland brown

[river elbow]

Are you proud to be?

[dire kayak]

i like eating metal more

[main zephyr]

lmao

[marsh iris]

we are technically eating metal

[narrow ledge]

waiting for my steam refund to hit so i can buy diablo 2 on steam

[main zephyr]

You ever played shadowman

[river elbow]

Love eating some Cobalt with a side of Barium.

[dire kayak]

so real

are you also a hungry goober?

[river elbow]

That one Nintendo 64 game?

[main zephyr]

It was also on pa1

Ps1

But yes

They also remastered it

[river elbow]

I vaguely remember it.

[main zephyr]

It's fun

it's based on a comic

[teal token]

[ripe tangle]

my cat

[dire kayak]

mrrrp

[somber stream]

How is mister speed

[ripe tangle]

he keeps layinng directly on top of me even when I push him off

[somber stream]

Or was it Haste

[dire kayak]

i do that to aki

[ripe tangle]

but he’s heavy and hot

[ripe tangle]

Rush

[somber stream]

Damnit, was pretty close

[tender horizon]

This is a good problem to have tbf

[main zephyr]

Mr speed

[dire kayak]

i love being a cat

[river elbow]

I didn't play Shadow Man but I remember my dad playing it I believe. I only played a shit ton of Mario on the 64. Metal Gear was more my thing on the PS1.

[dire kayak]

mraow

[main zephyr]

[somber stream]

Ka-chow

[ripe tangle]

He’s such a good kitty

[river elbow]

Cat Law states you must let the cat rest where the cat chooses to reside.

[ripe tangle]

I don’t mind him being on me

[main zephyr]

I'm a collector of emotes abd make my own quite often

[ripe tangle]

even if he’s a bit heavy and hot and stinky

[narrow ledge]

GIVE ME GENE STEALER AND GREAT UN CLEAN ONE AND BOSS REWORKS NOW.

[main zephyr]

[somber stream]

I agree

[dire kayak]

meow?

[somber stream]

#NotKinkShaming

[marsh iris]

genestealers eh?

[main zephyr]

Hm

[tender horizon]

Good

[main zephyr]

I have a emote

To share with you goober

But I can't use it here

[marsh iris]

we getting nurgles wastes

[main zephyr]

lol

[somber stream]

Do it coward

[narrow ledge]

idk how much i care, didnt do much chaos wastes

[marsh iris]

i enjoyed it with budies

the weapon upgrades during the campaign is neat

[main zephyr]

Anyone here know my pain

Unlocking purity skins

From chaos waste

and the bullshit rng for Spawss for the challenges

[dire kayak]

i really want chaos wastes in darktide

[main zephyr]

right

[halcyon glen]

Your wife waters flowers

[main zephyr]

Lol

[dire kayak]

i never got to try chaos wastes

[halcyon glen]

https://tenor.com/view/fortnight-taylor-swift-gif-8701108332954913595

[somber stream]

Diana, speak of the devil

Still calling sister?

[marsh iris]

still high?!

[cosmic burrow]

have you played apollo?

[somber stream]

I haven't touched Deadlock in days lol

[cosmic burrow]

PLAY DEADLOCK NOW

[dire kayak]

is deadlock out?

[cosmic burrow]

no

[dire kayak]

awwh

[cosmic burrow]

want an invite?

[dire kayak]

possibly

[marsh iris]

dead game

[cosmic burrow]

what dead game

[somber stream]

Cyberstan. Must. Fall

🫵

Do your part

[dire kayak]

SIR YES SIR

[lethal solstice]

Dying as much as possible in the least populated city on the planet

Doing as much as I can to help them while still winning

[somber stream]

I stealth dive main objectives and pussy out to save lives lol

[marsh iris]

you guys go ahead kill them, ill help repopulate

[dire kayak]

remember that its okay to lower the difficulty if youre struggling

[last scarab]

I just don’t like how many vox engines spawn. Other than that it’s fun

[dire kayak]

yeah i feel like vox engines could do with an improvement

id make it so rocket launchers can go into the vent

thats literally it

[modern bobcat]

incorrect, it's clearly grand duchess anastasia nikolaevna romanova the lost heir to the russian throne

show some respect smdh

[knotty terrace]

tech priest class when

[eager haven]

tell me

[dire kayak]

tech priest class never

[eager haven]

how would it fit

[dire kayak]

i ate it

[modern bobcat]

It's already all but confirmed, so it will fit

GW is pushing out Mechanicus content across these IPs right now

[eager haven]

what crime would they commit that mechanicus didnt reward with ascension to servitor

they gonna have to do a lot of "new story"

[modern bobcat]

Rogue Trader's next DLC is Necron / Heretek focused

SM2 is Techmarine

Darktide will be Mechanicus related

[knotty terrace]

lmao who this joker

Combat-Specialized Tech-Priests

[dire kayak]

im goober

[modern bobcat]

the same way they pushed out Arbites content at the same time

[eager haven]

i would love admech but not suehorned like arbites

[modern bobcat]

Rogue Trader and Darktide co-launched Arbites

coinciding with new Kill Team stuff

[knotty terrace]

to be more precise

Combat-Specialized Tech-Priests would fit into darktide quite nicely

[eager haven]

if they write story for them to be included yes

[modern bobcat]

Likely if they implement a Mechanicus themed class into Darktide, similar to SM2 there will be stationery turrets added to maps

OR a deployable turret / companion Bolter servo-skull

[eager haven]

im not writer but It Always Has Been treatment would just be anoying

[modern bobcat]

Arbites' dog already sets precedent for possible companion Servo-Skull

[somber stream]

I want a Servo that constantly talking shit about Chaos

[dire kayak]

thats just me

[eager haven]

im really not talking nothing about game mechanic. Im all for it. I was stunned they added hiver instead of admech with like, new mission.

[knotty terrace]

i mean we're currently on a world where there probs more tech priests than you can throw a wrench at

[dire kayak]

only problem is that tech priests usually take non-combat roles

[modern bobcat]

They probably added Hive Scum early or out of sequence due to GW release schedules

[eager haven]

so they would have to be on penitance

[dire kayak]

the mechanicus usually choose to stay in the background

[knotty terrace]

.......Combat-Specialized Tech-Priests

[modern bobcat]

if they're aiming for cross-promotion, which GW managed for Arbites

[eager haven]

Calling us Rejects, already absolutly ignores Arbites

and it anoyins me

[dire kayak]

and we already have a tech priest

[eager haven]

even low level arbiter isnt a fk reject

[dire kayak]

hadron is our tech priest

[modern bobcat]

this was always a problem of the changes to Darktide's narrative design during creation

[knotty terrace]

Combat-Specialized Tech-Priests how many fucking times do i gotta say it

go play rogue trader

[modern bobcat]

originally iirc, Darktide was meant to have planned characters as with Vermintide 2

[dire kayak]

nobody can replace our beautiful hadron

[modern bobcat]

but at some point during development, likely due to Covid problems with workflow

[eager haven]

so any admech class would have to be, for exdample, just tech-soldier leaning skitari

[modern bobcat]

they changed Darktide to make the characters fully creatable and to scrap a clear narrative/story

in favour of live service/individual missions

[dire kayak]

i am actively trying to get under your skin

[knotty terrace]

kill

your

[modern bobcat]

so probably the characters were originally a Penal Legion Gaunt's Ghost style crew, or Inquisitorial Acolytes

[knotty terrace]

character

[modern bobcat]

the Reject thing will probably get changed for future content now

because they made clear in the storytelling that Arbites arrives after the first part of campaign

when the Rejects have fully joined the Warband