general-chat

[sleek harness]

It's angel

Warpstone?

[quaint moss]

heartstone

[sleek harness]

Finally, the 10 cadian enjoyers will finally be happy

[shy sandal]

Idris Elba

[feral vessel]

unrelated question is Aencheli (pronounced with a long 'e') a good-sounding last name

[quaint moss]

i dont even know what that is :3

[shy sandal]

Sounds like Alcaline

[feral vessel]

tried to do something italian sounding

i dont figure there's any italians to give me good advice, are there

[shy sandal]

I only know two, one of them left/ got banned and the other is prolly not online rn

[feral vessel]

Is fine.

[twin flower]

Groggy

Gib me grog

[feral vessel]

maybe because i made it the fuck up

That's the fun part about making up names.

[teal token]

Grogging?

[quaint moss]

senator

[teal token]

[twin flower]

Grogging it

[teal token]

Hello comrade Grog if the More

[quaint moss]

mmmmm grog

elo

[teal token]

Anyone wanna help me do havoc assignment 21?

[twin flower]

i require sustenance

[teal token]

[feral vessel]

im grogging it so hard

[teal token]

Beer?

[quaint moss]

tasty beer

[feral vessel]

saving up my mental fortitude for cyberstanning later

Does Cyberstan use any new music for the Automatons or is it just the usual?

[twin flower]

Dead my Lock til I Venator

[shy sandal]

Allechio. Idk

Vallencio

[thick coyote]

I think the mega factory/cyborgs have their theme

[feral vessel]

That might be an issue since I'm using a Darktide music replacement mod.

Eh, we'll see.

[thick coyote]

I say I think because I'm too busy trying to survive in Cyberstan to pay attention to it

[feral vessel]

i'll hop on HD2 in like

an hour or two maybe

after I get my mods in order, that is

[visual vortex]

The 10th krieg set

[visual vortex]

What guns do u usep

[sleek harness]

You should play with me and @elder merlin and @languid hazel (probably)

[visual vortex]

I will play with you

When i get home

[thick coyote]

For Cyberstan I'm rocking Quasar + EATs
Deadeye and Talon

Dynamite as grenades

[visual vortex]

EAT?

[thick coyote]

Expendable Anti Tank

[visual vortex]

Oh

[thick coyote]

Yeah just litter the place with it

[visual vortex]

I use ghe Hd1 armor

Liberator penetrator

Big iron

Warp

[thick coyote]

I might change from Dynamite to smokes

[visual vortex]

I havent changed from thermite since i got it

[thick coyote]

Which I will miss exploding the gates of Cyberstan

[visual vortex]

Just warp into it

[thick coyote]

But smokes will just let me close in Vox Engines better

And also

You can just throw a smoke grenade into the vox hatch and it'll die

[visual vortex]

What's a vox hatch

[thick coyote]

If you destroy the vents of the back of the vox
It'll open a hatch
Throw any grenade in there (except knife) and it dies

[visual vortex]

Yeah but what is a vox

[thick coyote]

Vox Engine?
The new enemy

[visual vortex]

Oh

Man i leave for like a year and there's all this fancy talk

First mission i joined back on i needed a camera and couldnt call people back in unless around three holes

[thick coyote]

Commando missions are goated

Just don't get bot drops called

[sweet trail]

Huh

Oh hd2

Sigh

[thick coyote]

Lol

[sweet trail]

Im stupid

[timber elk]

crashes through the roof and lands on a table completely shattering it

[knotty terrace]

I wonder do shotgunners go under the banner for gunner resistance?

[thick coyote]

Unfortunately no

[twin dirge]

No

[sleek harness]

Wdym

[thick coyote]

[sleek harness]

Lamb

It's carnaval

[trail bramble]

shotgunners are maniacs I think?

[sleek harness]

How could you

[sleek harness]

Aren't they flak

[timber elk]

Sowwwy I’m getting my but kicked by cyborgs and vox engines

[sleek harness]

But they easy

[timber elk]

No shotgunners are flak and unarmored

[thick coyote]

Holding the urge to say skill issue
As if I didn't get them dropped in my head constantly

Or that one time I was 3 minutes under 3 Vox Engines

[sleek harness]

I died so many times because I tried playing Cyberstan on my first time on difficulty 10

I put the fault on my teammates tho

They are very trash

[timber elk]

Yeah last night I tried bringing the tank with me

Because okay bringing a tank makes sense. We are dealing with the vox engines

Nope. They didn’t even bother

[sleek harness]

Use 2 500k

[low wharf]

Flak body, limbs are unarmored

[sleek harness]

Easy

[thick coyote]

Lol
21000 HP on the head

[timber elk]

Nah half of the time I couldn’t use my eagles because of the anti-AA guns

Plus it was also very frustrating because the teammates I kept getting always stayed to keep fighting even when half of the bots are buffed by the commident and have 4 vox engines

[thick coyote]

Do you have silo?

[sleek harness]

Use the Fatman Launcher

[timber elk]

I should

[thick coyote]

Use it and see a building eat it

[sleek harness]

Yes

[sweet trail]

I love rasknitt

[thick coyote]

[sleek harness]

It's timer is 2 minutes

[sweet trail]

drOOOWWWN In vERMINTIIIIDE

[shy sandal]

Life so grim, you start agreeing with Nietzsche 💔

[sleek harness]

Who is this chaos god

[timber elk]

It’s just very frustrating with the teammates I’m getting

[thick coyote]

True

[sweet trail]

Hmmm

[thick coyote]

I had a teammate that died 9 times

[sleek harness]

Sorry that was me

[shy sandal]

God of complaining

[timber elk]

I had one that died 7

[sleek harness]

I was the host

That's why I died

Much

[thick coyote]

And consistently got bots dropped on his head

[timber elk]

People just don’t know when it’s time to go when there are too many bots to handle

[sweet trail]

When life hands you suffering, choose camus, not Nietzsche

[thick coyote]

Speaking of host
The game robbed 2 missions from me
Because only the host could interact with the objectives

[sleek harness]

When you can just walk away:

[sweet trail]

More like daemonhost

[sweet trail]

What the fuck is this emoji meant to be

[timber elk]

I always walk away. It’s not worth fighting a entire regiment of bots

[tacit geode]

I scrolled through so many of your messages then trying to discern if this was helldivers 2 or darktide

[sleek harness]

Dog

[knotty terrace]

So you know how we have the perk on our curios gunner resistance?

[sleek harness]

Yeah

[sweet trail]

It doesnt look ANYTHING LIKE THE DOG

[shy sandal]

I've read both. Nietzsche makes more sense in the current world

[sleek harness]

Sadly theres no shotgunner resistance

[sweet trail]

Why does it have hair

[sleek harness]

It would be cool tho

[thick coyote]

That's very on brand with me

[visual vortex]

I did

Many times

[sleek harness]

It's burgle dog

Don't judge

[sweet trail]

Simply choose to endure the pain despite how hard it gets

[knotty terrace]

Would shotgunners go under that resistance?

[sweet trail]

Struggle against fate and cry out in vain against this cold universe

[tacit geode]

"He died 9 times"
I'm thinking this could be a pub psyker

[sweet trail]

The masculine urge to endure

I assume

Guys do you have an urge to endure

[visual vortex]

Yeah

[sweet trail]

Yaay

[visual vortex]

I also have the masculine irge to go to home depot and look at power tools

[knotty terrace]

Must be one very drunk psyker

[manic widget]

I endure out of spite

[shy sandal]

The world is filled with ai Slop, and everyone is a slave to herd morality....

Fuck this world, ong 🙏

[visual vortex]

I sometimes get the urge to find something nobody else has and call it something really fucking stupid

[knotty terrace]

Endure what exactly?

[sweet trail]

Get off the internet then

[sweet trail]

Life

[shy sandal]

Scientific method

[sweet trail]

/genuinely

[visual vortex]

I mean like a plant or animal

[sweet trail]

I think a break would be good for you

Be with people you love

[thick coyote]

I haven't played much DT in the past 3 months
I just veni vidi vici this game

Waiting for next Major update

[shy sandal]

Problem is, the internet follows me outside vro. Nowhere is safe

[sweet trail]

Wdym by this

[knotty terrace]

well I mean we all are enduring life until old age those who die early didn’t have what it takes to endure

[prime tundra]

[visual vortex]

When i was younger i envied older peolle for their long lives and wisdom

[tacit geode]

I've been very on and off tbh too many games of late ontop of real life hobbies. Played some matches of the new event and had a good time though

[visual vortex]

But now i envy people that die right after joining the lobby

[knotty terrace]

But yet we all grow up

[visual vortex]

Billions myst find the philosopher's stone

[shy sandal]

People don't stfu about the most pointless meaningless stuff ever, it's like everyone is worried about the most performative shit ever 💔

[earnest oyster]

the moral conundrum: you can let the pizza burn in the oven or pretend to be bad and die and leave the game and save the pizza

[prime tundra]

What is this depressing topic

[visual vortex]

The internet

Lol

[thick coyote]

Too many cats

[visual vortex]

The internet

[sweet trail]

That's always been humanity. For all our strengths and faults we are petty. Best to focus on what matters yo you and making a difference in your own community

Join an advocacy group or smthn

[shy sandal]

Find a plant and call it Ollpheistius

[visual vortex]

Ill call it Elon Musk's testes lumps

[shy sandal]

Idk man, i think it's healthier to accept the world fucking sucks and move on with my life instead of torturing myself with trying to be optimistic all the time

[shy sandal]

ElonMuskusTesticulusLumpus

[visual vortex]

Why would i ever join an advocacy group

[knotty terrace]

ya know the whole Acts of Faith thing that happens in warhammer 40k

[visual vortex]

No

[sweet trail]

It would be if you could choose not to live in the world anymore but unfortunately u dont have that choice

[visual vortex]

I dont olay warhammr gamesp

[tacit geode]

Shockingly standard for general chat

[sweet trail]

You can be realistic and still not accept the world as it is

[sweet trail]

i give you permission to give up once the world caves in but until then just stick around a lil longer yeah? We might surprise you.

[visual vortex]

Nah

[knotty terrace]

I reckon it’s just that of the indomitable will of human spirit these so called Acts of Faith are

[visual vortex]

Im sick of living in the stupidest fucking timeline dawg 🙏 😭 🥀

[thick coyote]

Something something
Sisters main gimmick

[sweet trail]

Be the change you wanna see in the world

[visual vortex]

No

[shy sandal]

I saw a video saying IShowSpeed is the epidome of Nietzschean philosophy and that Kai Cenat is his nightmare

[sweet trail]

I cannot force you to go on but i hope you look back on what I said in about 5 or 6 hours or so and consider it more seriously

[visual vortex]

I like to complain but never take action

[shy sandal]

Lmao

[visual vortex]

Kai cenat haunts Speed's dreams

[sweet trail]

Lmao i appreciate the honesty

[knotty terrace]

And you’re part of that “stupidest fucking timeline” so there for that makes you just as stupid as the rest of us

[visual vortex]

Mever said i wasnt stupid

[knotty terrace]

[visual vortex]

Im just rlly sick of us being in the stupidest timeline

[sweet trail]

Humanity has always been stupid and has always been smart. It gets on my nerves when people act like our hardships are totally unprecedented. Literally every single generation ever has had massive problems and every single generation had endured

[shy sandal]

I genuinely feel people who call themselves smart are prolly the most stupid ones out there

[visual vortex]

We aint never reaching chudtopia at this rate guys

[visual vortex]

Most tech ceos

Mark zuckerburg

[sweet trail]

This is how i feel about tech bros talking about ai and shit

[visual vortex]

It's metaversing time

[sweet trail]

I just reversed time

By 1 millisecond so u didnt notice

[visual vortex]

I jusr shit myself

But u didnt notice

[sweet trail]

I did

[shy sandal]

Never liked Kai Cenat, but i enjoyed Speed.

Speed sounds like he's crazy to be funny, Kai just looks like your average New Yorker

[prime tundra]

Life is rough and suffering is part of living but can't always see the glass half empty at some point

[visual vortex]

I hate both

[amber delta]

ishowspeed

[sweet trail]

To who?

[shy sandal]

Completely fair

[amber delta]

joe

ligma balls

[sweet trail]

You dont have those

[visual vortex]

I do

Can verify

J have joe ligma balls in my basement

[obtuse oak]

what's so torturous about being optimistic?

[visual vortex]

Hank

Hank

You never answered my question

I'm watching you...

🫵

[shy sandal]

Nothing, it is torturous to be constantly optimistic. To force yourself to see everything has a bright side and denying yourself to feel angry or bitter towards someone or something

[obtuse oak]

oh, sure.

[shy sandal]

It is repressing a part of human nature

[obtuse oak]

but it seems a bit extreme to feel like you have to choose between constant optimism or "accepting the world sucks"

[amber delta]

just be optimistic and blame all evil on a scapegoat of your choice

[visual vortex]

Will u be the Spongebob to my Squidward 🥺 👉 👈

[obtuse oak]

the world isn't black or white or even grey, it's a whole kaleidoscope of colors. there is incredible beauty and kindness and utter evil atrocity and also everything in between, in wildly varying amounts and shades. nothing about the human condition or planet earth can or should be generalised.

[tacit geode]

I choose optimism but also sometimes optimism is actually "nothing ever happens"

[amber delta]

[warm maple]

its also torturous to be negative all the time

and I am incredibly negative

[visual vortex]

Yeah but black is a mix of all colors

So the world is specifically black

I think

[shy sandal]

When you accept the world sucks you can do one of these two things.

Not care, and live through life knowing it is out of your hands

Realize the world sucks, therefore ignore any common sense and live life happy cause you don't gotta appease anyone

[visual vortex]

I hate the world becuz I havent gotten my moebian 21st set 🙄

[shy sandal]

So basically Absurdism or Nihilism

[obtuse oak]

black is the absence of color. white is the combination of all colors together. or more specifically, white is unrefracted light

[shy sandal]

Damn, that sucks. Were you on the beta?

[visual vortex]

No

[shy sandal]

Zamn

[visual vortex]

But i feel inclined to have it for no particular reason

[shy sandal]

I should wear it for flexing rights more often

[visual vortex]

I will eat an entire watermelon iin the middle of winter live in nothing but shorts if fatshark gives me the set

[warm maple]

Or despair.

[rotund mountain]

[warm maple]

Not everyone can deal with the fact life will keep fucking you over

[obtuse oak]

neither absurdism or nilihism involve accepting that the world sucks, but rather that life has no inherent meaning and there is no grand plan, no universal evil or good or right and wrong or a "correct" way to live your life, and you can decide what it all has to mean for yourself.

[rotund mountain]

Ello fellow rejects

[prime tundra]

That is real

[visual vortex]

How much can i buy ur steam account for

[rotund mountain]

What did I just walk into

[obtuse oak]

philosophy!

[rotund mountain]

Ah

[warm maple]

life sucks and then you die

[shy sandal]

One bazillion robux

[rotund mountain]

I may be smart but I ain’t that smart

[visual vortex]

Deal

[warm maple]

and you hope maybe life continues on in another form, good luck with that

[amber delta]

my life is pretty cool

[warm maple]

Can I have it

[visual vortex]

I have 465 robux on my hacked roblox account

[prime tundra]

I dislike humanity but that doesn't mean i dislike humans (for the most part)

[amber delta]

I love humanity

[warm maple]

I don't dislike people but people dislike me

[amber delta]

I would give my life for humanity

[shy sandal]

Despair will either lead you to acceptance, denial or to seek meaning somewhere else like in faith, the last one Camus calls philosophical suicide

[amber delta]

glory to humanity

[rotund mountain]

Glory to the Emprah

[visual vortex]

I hate humanity because Hank hasnt answered my question and no moebian 21st set yet 🙄

[prime tundra]

#1 Emprah fan

[warm maple]

or death lol

[shy sandal]

Tomatos, Tomahtoes

[obtuse oak]

a better way of phrasing it would be saying "life isn't fair," which is true. there is no universal force keeping track of karma to make sure that everyone gets what they deserve. good people die young and evil people grow old all the time. the inverse also happens. and the entirety of human life evens out to statistical averages when zoomed out sufficiently -- the only kind of order that can be observed, arising out of the chaotic chain of chemical and biological reactions that form the totality of the biosphere of planet earth

[rotund mountain]

Love da emprah

[visual vortex]

Billions must find the philosophers stone

And try to make their pee gold

[warm maple]

We found the philisophers stone

its called nuclear fission lol

Since it can make lead into gold

[shy sandal]

True, Camus does say that's another alternative, usually the one he'd rather no one takes it

[obtuse oak]

but that knowledge or realization isn't inherently pessimistic or negative to me. "sucks" implies that the world being like this is a bad thing, like it's a disappointment that people don't have angels looking over their shoulders. i think it's something neutral.

[amber delta]

God's creation is beautiful

[warm maple]

Until it isn't.

[amber delta]

always is

[visual vortex]

Life is beautiful 😇

[lament plume]

New, Hive Skin and Arbites Skin tomorrow?

[tacit geode]

We always have such interesting conversations in darktide general chat.

Fatshark has bread a lovely group of philosophers which is caused by the madness of lack of updates

[visual vortex]

But no moebian 21st set makes life SHIT

[amber delta]

Hunk vs Hank who wins

[prime tundra]

You're a good man Arthur Morgan

[obtuse oak]

i'm playing rdr2 for the first time as we speak

what a game

[shy sandal]

Oh no, i think it sucks because we live in a herd morality where people don't really believe in anything and just believe in whatever they see some spokesperson tells them to think.

[visual vortex]

did you get the white horse yet

What chapter

Whaht chapter

[shy sandal]

Game is really fun, just don't touch online, it is filled with hackers

[warm maple]

im playing RDR 1

[obtuse oak]

chapter 2, i'm just exploring the map

[visual vortex]

Hank what chapter

[amber delta]

did u check out the horse's balls shrinking in the cold

[visual vortex]

Get the white horsep

[prime tundra]

Enjoy the ride, because this is a great one

[visual vortex]

In the mountains by the lake

Best horse early game

[obtuse oak]

but i love my current horse 🙁

her name is betsy. she's a good girl

[visual vortex]

But you get rlly fast horse

[amber delta]

no balls?

[lament plume]

New, Hive Skin and Arbites Skin tomorrow? PLS?

[obtuse oak]

no balls

[visual vortex]

I remember

[amber delta]

[visual vortex]

My first horse

[prime tundra]

Good girl

[tacit geode]

Genuinely the best video game story I've ever played

[visual vortex]

I was getting chased by the cops in Saint Denis

And threw a molotov to prevent them from chasing me on foot

I call my horse

And the fucker STANDS in the pit of fire

And dies

[shy sandal]

I want to believe

[visual vortex]

It stared me right in the eyes as I watch its skin literally fucking melt off

[cosmic burrow]

be sceptical

[obtuse oak]

yesterday i rode up to the northeast corner of the map and found a meteor crater, a house where another piece of said meteor killed two people, an ancient viking tomb, a legendary elk and a SUPER cool white legendary moose, and a bunch of crazy hillbilly cannibals that were whistling at me from the trees or someshit

wasnt even doing the story

[cosmic burrow]

completed tainte grail fall of avalon. was fun

fun story

good combat

[amber delta]

did we get any comment on why hivecum didnt get any premium slop yet

[visual vortex]

In the swamp?

[obtuse oak]

no, not the swamp. foresty area

[manic widget]

the WHAT

[obtuse oak]

roanoke valley

[visual vortex]

The incest twins?

[shy sandal]

My friends wouldn't stop talking about that game for weeks when they were playing.

They said it was Skyrim but good, lol

[obtuse oak]

they were called "murfree brood" or someshit

[visual vortex]

Oh

[amber delta]

premium slop

[visual vortex]

Nvm

[obtuse oak]

yeah i have that on my wishlist

[cosmic burrow]

because it is skyrim but good

[visual vortex]

Go to the swamp near saint denis at night

[obtuse oak]

i've heard that it's like morrowind

[visual vortex]

Trust me

[obtuse oak]

which, yeah

is skyrim but good

[visual vortex]

Good things happen

[cosmic burrow]

its a smaller game

gone for 2h heavy armour build

was good

[visual vortex]

In chapter 4 or 5 you can hunt a giant albino alligator

[cosmic burrow]

your actions actually have consequences

[visual vortex]

It's the coolest legendary animal

[tacit geode]

Folks

Let the man play the game hahaha

[visual vortex]

Also in the files there's a teally cool big catfish

[prime tundra]

Oh dear, that's the murphee brood, theses mfs are worse than O'Driscolls

[amber delta]

no

[visual vortex]

Im letting him

[amber delta]

spoil every little detail for him first

[visual vortex]

But i am giving real tips

[cosmic burrow]

im talking about tainted grail

[visual vortex]

I like the Nitefolk

Nightfolk?

[prime tundra]

Nightfolk

[obtuse oak]

yeah i don't really need tips

[amber delta]

Fort Night

[obtuse oak]

i'll either find something or i won't

[prime tundra]

Yea thoses are like animals, but Murphee Brood are straight evil

[twin flower]

RDR2?

[obtuse oak]

i found a gold bar in a safe in the burned down sherrif's office of a small destroyed settlement, that has financed my earlygame purchases so far

gonna work on getting my satchel upgraded i think

[cosmic burrow]

as much as i know that rdr2 is a very good game

[twin flower]

Really good

[prime tundra]

I like to charge on people with my knife and stab them to death (in game (in RDR2))

[twin flower]

idk why people call it rock star slop tho

[obtuse oak]

just riding around and watching the weather and the landscape and the animals and listening to the music is fucking peak lol

[visual vortex]

Aim dor the sheriff stars when fighting them

[cosmic burrow]

GTAV vcery effectively made me think all of rockstar games are pumped up by hype and nothing more

[visual vortex]

You nearly always instantly kill them

[obtuse oak]

GTAV was kinda mid

[prime tundra]

RDO is a slop, RDR2 isn't

[visual vortex]

And they flop around funny and scream in pain

[obtuse oak]

GTAIV was much better

god what a good game.

[twin flower]

Its just what happens when your parent company is greedy af

[cosmic burrow]

certainly story wise

[twin flower]

COUSIN, lets go bowling

[visual vortex]

One of the very few games where just exploring is rhe prize and feels good

[cosmic burrow]

same in taited grail. exploration is rewarding

[visual vortex]

You occasionally get a gun or a hat but it's mainly just

Purty riverp

[prime tundra]

GTA IV and RDR 1 was the edgy era of R* and tbh, I miss it

[visual vortex]

Nah that was manhunt

[amber delta]

gta5 story is absolute wet fart

[cosmic burrow]

for example looting Sir lancelot's of camelot tomb to get one of better late game armours and weapons

[twin flower]

Wasnt there rumours Rockstar Scotsland is making a medieval game

[prime tundra]

Yea okay you're right

[twin flower]

Imagine that

[visual vortex]

That gives credit to a wet fart

It's more like

[lament plume]

Pls Fartshak New, Hive Skin and Arbites Skin tomorrow.

[visual vortex]

A sad puff

[twin flower]

New Cadian drip is the only thing people found I think

[lament plume]

Pls let tomorrow be cadian Im gonna give money to fatshark.

[twin flower]

Someone shared a snippet of it already

[visual vortex]

Where

[twin flower]

Something that was around 2 years ish ago and now its back at the slop shop

[whole glade]

omg jet pack cat is so cute

[twin flower]

#darktide-driptide

youre gonna have to dig deep tho lmao

that was a week ago

i think..

[wicked pike]

Any chance arbites and hive scum will get new skins?

[twin flower]

Depends on GW

As far as people say anyway

[visual vortex]

I just searched up media

[cosmic burrow]

whats in shop is fatsharks perogative for the most part iirc

[amber delta]

how can scum not get new skins

[visual vortex]

Always blame hw

Gw

[amber delta]

that class was made to sell skins

[twin flower]

scumming it

[nimble glade]

Looking bleak ngl

[visual vortex]

What woild they even make a skin of for arbites

[nimble glade]

So many options

[amber delta]

whatever they feel like

[nimble glade]

Helmet with rebreather or gas mask combo would be a good start.

[twin flower]

those guys from munda look really sick

[nimble glade]

Literally easy add

[visual vortex]

Morbian 6th armor for classes when

[twin flower]

I think they get based off minis

[visual vortex]

Which

[twin flower]

so FS just cant make original shit, afaik

[nimble glade]

They did a cross over with Rogue Trader and that game has unique Arby's drip.

Give it to me!

[twin flower]

uhh forgot the name but they got the arbi drip with yellow linings on their armor i think

[amber delta]

is there an ogryn mini with a tire strapped to his back

[visual vortex]

Maybep

[nimble glade]

You have a good point

Give me drip

All of it

[prime tundra]

Frankly, we don't deserve Ogryns

[twin dirge]

Whats y'all's favorite class for drip, not gameplay

[nimble glade]

My Ogryn randos are loyal, always saying Sah.

[twin dirge]

[visual vortex]

Vet

[twin dirge]

I personally love dripping out my vet the most

[twin flower]

The venerable veteran

[twin dirge]

Zealot a close second even tho I never play em

[amber delta]

ogryn

[nimble glade]

Vet currently has the best drip, but always gets done dirty in the helmet department.

[prime tundra]

Zealot

[amber delta]

but I play him the least

[twin flower]

like the scion helmet

like oof

[prime tundra]

Though i main Zealot

So my opinion is biased

[nimble glade]

They never seem to give em closed or fully encased helmets. I get OCD.

Eyes or neck exposed and it triggers me.

[amber delta]

yeah zealot helmet drip is ahh

chestpieces are some of the goated ones

[twin flower]

Need a Maccabian drip for the vet fr

[twin dirge]

I literally never play zealot but I love some of the drip, big fan of coating myself in as many purity seals and candles as humanly possible

[twin flower]

They already got the sword for it, give us the drip reee

[prime tundra]

I'd like to think my Zealot was a sister of battle who was sent to death because she's #1 Emprah fan and everything for her was heresy including the inquisition

[amber delta]

sister repentia chestpiece but its all purity seals

[visual vortex]

Plz FS

[visual vortex]

Where

[twin flower]

the Dueling sword

[faint isle]

Zealot needs fully medieval closed helmet to go with the chestpieces

[twin flower]

one of the marks says Maccabian Dueling Sword

or is that on all of them i forget

[prime tundra]

Dashing towards the horde with an energy sword

[amber delta]

powered down for accurate medieval experience

[prime tundra]

With the character named "Not a Mordhau and Chivalry player"

[twin flower]

Mordhau mentioned

tho i think the game fell off quite a bit

[prime tundra]

I loved this game

[twin flower]

Real, really fun

a dude with full plated armor? no problem
a half naked midget with a lute? run for your life

[prime tundra]

Matter of fact, I loved every single medieval FPS games even Dark and Darker

[bright rover]

am leveling up veteran

any insanely fast leveling build

[twin flower]

I only know Mordhau when it was peak

[manic widget]

I miss Mordhau

[bright rover]

the pan is super fun

[twin flower]

Bardiche for the win

But yeah, i mostly associate my experience with that game closer to tf2 lmao

the community can be so fkin goofy at times its funny

[prime tundra]

Don't ask but i was more proefficient with a cleaver than an actual sword

[thick coyote]

Psyker

[bright rover]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQ_F1BtscWk

[modest flume]

Today is the day that changes

[blazing shadow]

this game should be named flip a coin the fucking game

jesus

[feral vessel]

I will maybe.

I don't know because my schedule is all over the place now.

Can get on in an hour, possibly.

[quaint moss]

driptide when

[quaint moss]

bro, i saw you at the super bowl

fantastic job btw

[tiny swift]

We do love gambling

[twin dirge]

NEVER

[modest flume]

Oh OK well if you don't want to then I understand, I will respect your decision and I won't force you

[teal token]

@neon falcon Rip mic broke ree

Close PC already and now having some left over snacks before sleep XD

[sleek harness]

Well I have the rest of the day after 13pm

Don't know about them

[teal token]

Wait let me try fix mic brb

[modern bobcat]

Fatshaaaaaaark

the shield bug is alive and well

and coming for vengeance

[sleek harness]

Bugger

[warm maple]

I'll but your shield

[lament plume]

le shield is le tyranid?

[modern bobcat]

Just had two Havocs ruined by one-shot shield bug antics

on a twins + captain spawn each time

[round horizon]

wtf havoc just became hyper agressive for no reason

even when people to the same tactic of advance and retreat when someone spawns

[void smelt]

hey guys, why is this game so hard?

have been trying to beat the karnak twins on malice 5 times now in a pug, im basically dead everytime at the end at the 2nd phase

any tips or tricks? thanks

[cosmic burrow]

the trick is to #vox-lfg-lexicanum

[void smelt]

fair

[thick coyote]

It isn't
Check your fundamentals
Do you have good dodges?
Do you have good target acquisition?

[obtuse oak]

karnak twins were originally designed as a challenging optional mission and then repurposed as a campaign mission later. no shame in doing it on uprising

or saving the mission for later and playing non-campaign missions for levels/crafting mats and come back to the campaign when you're stronger later

[warm maple]

I still need to do the secret hard mode of the karnak twins...

[modern bobcat]

I believe Ainz still helps with twins

[drowsy lynx]

Probably the biggest things are to stay away from the spawn doors on the edges and don't stand in the gas grenades that the ranged twin throws or the gas that fills the arena between rounds

[warm maple]

also taking them both down within 5 seconds

[drowsy lynx]

You can trigger the gas mine / grenade things by running through the edge briefly, just make sure not to try to run straight through

[tacit geode]

Now they appear to fist fight you every event

Sorry the lieutenants do

In all seriousness a new boss fight for them to reuse would be welcome

[sleek harness]

I hate this year season

Like, it just keeps raining

Not including yall from North America

Hopefully the cold isn't to much for yall

[vapid verge]

Anyone else able to log in?

[void smelt]

well lvl 20 ogryn with boomstick

i guess i can dodge decently but it just feels like it doesnt matter if i dodge, my team-mates just seem to die on that second phase

mainly because 5 carapace maulers pop in and nobody knows what to do

[warm maple]

I prefer the cold tbh

[sleek harness]

I fucking hate cold

[warm maple]

If you're cold, just put on more layers

[sleek harness]

God bless that I am on South America

[warm maple]

if you're hot, what are you gonna do? Cut off your skin?

[void smelt]

same bro

[sleek harness]

Remove the clothes dude

We do that in Brazil

It isn't weird

[warm maple]

you can't in public lol

[void smelt]

just be naked

[sleek harness]

I can remove the shirt

[warm maple]

poor nutters

[outer jasper]

Real

[modern bobcat]

@stark bobcat Do you still like helping with twins Ainz?

[feral vessel]

booting up the divers

[sleek harness]

Merp

[feral vessel]

Ta?

[sleek harness]

I just got rain and I am now stranded on a bakery

[feral vessel]

Uh,

unfortunate

i am sorry for your loss

[hidden current]

Hi

[sleek harness]

I just ate 3 sausage breads

Best day on my life

[feral vessel]

hi

[hidden current]

How are you

[feral vessel]

I'm doing good.

Enough

[rustic ibex]

why rovert are u here

[feral vessel]

dakmn..

booting up helldivers 2 after like

what

five months maybe

[quaint moss]

:3

join me on cyberstan

[modern bobcat]

Licht convinced me after 414 days

[feral vessel]

Username.

[sleek harness]

Grog

[feral vessel]

why the fuck did i name my ship 'elected representative of individual merit'

[sleek harness]

Should foolish me jointoo

Even though I am on the side of the cyborgs

[quaint moss]

sec

0979-9630

[modern bobcat]

amazing choice tbh

[quaint moss]

ye why nar

[quaint moss]

@feral vessel

[feral vessel]

Dangerous Tater?

[quaint moss]

ye

[quaint moss]

you joining frien :3

[sleek harness]

Alright

[sleek harness]

I am going to need like, the in game code

[zenith pollen]

Why

[sleek harness]

Because I am part of the cyborgs

[quaint moss]

0979-9630

[sleek harness]

Duh

[quaint moss]

:3

[sleek harness]

I tried

It isn't working

[quaint moss]

let me grab another

[feral vessel]

bullying skaven into playing are we

[quaint moss]

7678-2575

[sleek harness]

Not bullying

[feral vessel]

Oh, politely asking, right

[quaint moss]

indeed young padawan

[sleek harness]

Worked

I am the guy named Scovenger

[timber elk]

No your not :3

[quaint moss]

indeed

[sleek harness]

Lamb you should join us

[quaint moss]

lamb you have?

[timber elk]

For?

[sleek harness]

Destroying Cyborgs

[timber elk]

Not as of this moment. I’m eating lunch so I’m awhile from the PlayStation

[quaint moss]

oh ighty

[somber stream]

Just did a Cyberstan solo D10. 465 kills, 9 deaths

I'm fairly sure they increased the bot's accuracy

[quaint moss]

they did

[timber elk]

Yup yup

[somber stream]

Liberty preserve us all

[timber elk]

They aren’t that bad

[zenith pollen]

What are you eatin

[timber elk]

Eating White Castle

[zenith pollen]

Wth is white castle

[timber elk]

It’s a small fast food chain located in Michigan

[tacit geode]

The cyborgs do that ya

When the automatons eyes are glowing it means they're being controlled

[timber elk]

They also move faster, shoot faster and I think even take a bit more damage

[zenith pollen]

Thats niche

[somber stream]

Overall buff, yeah

Wouldn’t be all that bad if they hadn’t buff the gunships as well

[timber elk]

Yeah I noticed that too but they did needed a buff

[somber stream]

They have pinpoint accuracy now

[timber elk]

Since they couldn’t aim for shit and we’re just floating decorations

[somber stream]

Imagine bringing anti armour loadout but also have to mind air

Hitting those with a GL isn’t exactly easy

[zenith pollen]

Yall talking about helldivers?

[somber stream]

Yeah

[timber elk]

Mhm

[somber stream]

30 million live a day isn’t sustainable lol, we might pull out in 3-4 days

[timber elk]

That is if we stop trying to fight ever bot drop

[zenith pollen]

I dont enjoy helldivers its so stale

[timber elk]

Right and darktide isn’t sometimes?

[zenith pollen]

Music alone makes me wanna play darktide which from helldivers 2 ost i can only remember the extraction track

[tender horizon]

Theyre around the northeast US, have good burgers. Unless you don't like onion.

[zenith pollen]

Onion is goated

[tender horizon]

Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle is a pretty famous stoner movie too

[timber elk]

Plus you can get a 30 case of sliders for 30 bucks

Which is what I did

[zenith pollen]

It also bothers me how every cool weapon i want to use is locked behind a warband

All the guns i got from the base warbond didint click with me

Only that one handed smg was actually really fun

[timber elk]

Which one

There’s like 3 now

[tacit geode]

That song is banger as fuck and you can tell the guy who made it worked on destiny 2

Because it sounds like queenswalk lol

[somber stream]

I’m getting cannibalism guide on youtube

I’m blaming the people here

[visual vortex]

I wait for them to throw a grenade

Then id shoot them

🧠

[visual vortex]

Nah lock in

[fiery wave]

What are you searching?

[visual vortex]

U all suck at hd2

I would know

Cuz im the best olayer of all hd2

[fiery wave]

Can't suck if I don't play.

[visual vortex]

I get to say u suck

Anyways give me ur dteam id

Ill gift u hd2p

So i can say u suck better

[amber delta]

so they actually just gave us 70 million extra lives for cyberstan

lmao called it

so lame

[visual vortex]

Baby game for babies

Goo goo gaga haha

[fiery wave]

I thought you ppl wanted me to not demean myself?

[zenith pollen]

Primary one

[amber delta]

I was looking forward to cyberstan invasion being a total failure and turning that into storyline

[zenith pollen]

Ew destiny

[amber delta]

but I guess thats too much to ask for

[visual vortex]

I never said rhat

[fiery wave]

Was more in general, but that's fine. I can just be useless and worthless till someone puts me out of my misery.

[modern bobcat]

https://forums.fatsharkgames.com/t/patch-1-10-6-patch-notes/118514/55

Why do people snitch like this

[visual vortex]

👍

[modest flume]

People are miserable and think that they are genuinely helping the bigger picture by worrying about stupid shit

"Waiter my steak is too tender and my lobster is too buttered"

Also ignoring that ridiculous interaction, let's think for a moment. How many Psykers have you encountered in a public lobby who haven't folded or ragequit during the first horde?

That inf cleave doesn't mean anything when they can't use it

[astral jungle]

I like smite psyker.

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-palpatine-unlimited-power-unlimited-rizz-gif-27511767

Aww foo

[modern bobcat]

that clip which they used as a gif was posted here as well then turned into a gif

and I rarely see anyone but the best players do in Havoc etc what they do in the Psykanium

[modest flume]

Exactly, let alone a pub match

Bro is genuinely tripping

[modern bobcat]

Like ok, that psyker goes into a high Havoc and does that

but without a good team there's a million things

and the enemies don't stand still and take it

"This thing I can do to an enemy with the AI turned off when they're standing still is too OP"

[elder merlin]

I fell asleep in the chair

[sleek harness]

Paul

How you did such thing

[feral vessel]

@random trellis that was fully your fault

[modest flume]

Wait until he finds out what the single handed force swords could do pre Crusher buff

[feral vessel]

for dying

i knew you lot were going to get yourself killed in that city.

[quaint moss]

huh

[sleek harness]

Relax, we died only 20 times

[modest flume]

(They're still good, just not as jarring)

[feral vessel]

should've ran for the hills

[sleek harness]

Merp it was worth it believe me

It gives extra XP

[modern bobcat]

and what 1 krak grenade would do to the same Crusher

I need a clip of someone pressing the G key at a crusher

[quaint moss]

was fun

[elder merlin]

Im old and tired

[modern bobcat]

and saying it's too op

[sleek harness]

Indeed

[feral vessel]

was fun

[sleek harness]

But next time we should play at difficulty 7

[sleek harness]

I think theres pills that fix that

Not the old part

[sleek harness]

Like a quicktime event?

[quaint moss]

i like lvl 10 :32

[sleek harness]

You like it when it wasn't hard

[misty crypt]

any news on solo play?

[sleek harness]

No solo

This game is internet only

[quaint moss]

?_?

[sleek harness]

It's because difficulty 10 isn't hard

Unless its on Cyberstan

[quaint moss]

thats where i do it goober

[sleek harness]

He said smite pysker, not smyker

It's very different

[drowsy lynx]

We can kill them too

[modern bobcat]

I think my gaming laptop is cooked and I'll need to return it and use the warranty

[void smelt]

good god i managed to complete it somehow

[drowsy lynx]

Still psykers

[quaint moss]

i lowered it to 8 since merp hadnt played in awhile

[void smelt]

i wish there was a scoreboard for damage

[sleek harness]

Good

Burn the witch

I feel like difficulty 8 and 10 on Cyberstan is the same ngl

[sleek harness]

Pysker would awalys win

[drowsy lynx]

Anything harder than a 7 is about the same anyways imo

[sleek harness]

Not worth it

[void smelt]

interesting that, when I played psyker i felt like I was doing zero dps with assail lol

[fair bridge]

no man's sky update drop

it's peak again

[quaint moss]

it basically is

[sleek harness]

It was always peak

[quaint moss]

GRAVITY GUN

[sleek harness]

After the first patches

Second

Third

Uhhhh

[brazen pelican]

There is a mod for it.

[sleek harness]

21th patch

Yeah

[sleek harness]

Worst mod

[brazen pelican]

Only mod I use.

[void smelt]

why lmao

[sleek harness]

Fitting

[drowsy lynx]

Only if you're bottom damage every game 💅

[quaint moss]

agreed

[feral vessel]

i clipped my dying moments by the way

do you want it?

[sleek harness]

Why do want something competitive on a PvE game

[quaint moss]

why not lol

[brazen pelican]

I only use it to compete with myself, I don't care how my teammates perform.

[void smelt]

I want to compare damage between builds

[feral vessel]

HI SLAANESHI

[void smelt]

[drowsy lynx]

It's more for your own records / growth than comparing yourself to others

[sleek harness]

Understandable

[feral vessel]

alright i have to compress the video file to 10mb

which means the quality is gonna be god-awful

[sleek harness]

Also understandable

[brazen pelican]

People using it to compare and be shit to other players are using it wrong.

[drowsy lynx]

It's kinda fun seeing when you do more damage to bosses than all your other damage combined with the thunder hammer for example

[quaint moss]

10 pixels, how scandalous

[brazen pelican]

Bleed/Burn stack in Mortis against monsters is funny af.

[void smelt]

ogryn should have a thunder hammer weapon, its fiting

[modest flume]

High damage doesn't necessarily mean someone is doing well either (The Psyker sitting at 2m damage but dead for 3/4ths the game)

[feral vessel]

i mean the last bit isn't even that coherent

[sleek harness]

Better than 9 pixels I am right

[feral vessel]

so it won't matter

[quaint moss]

weal

[feral vessel]

seeing 3 cyborgs sprinting after me was horrifying

[brazen pelican]

True. I mean, I just want to see big number go up.

[feral vessel]

they fucking dropkicked me bruh

[modest flume]

Literally just that

[sleek harness]

Just run

Easy

[feral vessel]

says the guy that died because of a lack of running

Tsc tsc tsc.

[sleek harness]

Me?

[modest flume]

"OH I wanna see X or Y like if my build is working or if everyone carrying their weight"

"I am satisfied looking at big numbers "

[quaint moss]

when we were doing that first mission i was alone with the random, there were 15, i hadnt seen so many in one place

[void smelt]

2 rats arguin lmao

[sleek harness]

I died because I wasn't a coward and actually did everything on the mission alone

[quaint moss]

was in the middle of reloading my machine gun LOL

[feral vessel]

I am not a rat, I am, in fact, a cheese

[brazen pelican]

I have over 4k hours in Clicker Heroes. Certified big number enjoyer.

[feral vessel]

which makes sense

because rats eat cheese

[quaint moss]

(abandoned 😔)

[sleek harness]

You look like a Digimon

[feral vessel]

Hey, @sleek harness , ratmen worship cheese, right?

[sleek harness]

No

[brazen pelican]

Liar!

[quaint moss]

i do

[sleek harness]

No

[brazen pelican]

INSIGHT CHECK! (Fuck, I rolled a 1.)

[feral vessel]

I can tell when someone is lying.

[sleek harness]

You can?

[feral vessel]

I'm pretty adept at lying myself, so I'd know a thing or two.

[sleek harness]

Okay then

Do I like white chocolate or not

[brazen pelican]

Raki always lies.

[sleek harness]

Shut up

[quaint moss]

thats a question

not a lie

[sleek harness]

I am lying about this question

[feral vessel]

oh yeah @quaint moss the quality is already fucked up

[quaint moss]

oh boi

[void smelt]

I like cheese

[delicate vapor]

hmm two energy drinks for $4

[feral vessel]

How am I meant to know that?

That's not even a lie.

[quaint moss]

oh easy, then its a lie (got you)

[sleek harness]

I like white chocolate.

[drowsy lynx]

A hammer would be nice, power maul is okay but having a big two handed one like the enemy crushers get would be amazing

[brazen pelican]

Nice detective work, you've earned some grog!

[sleek harness]

Wrong, it was indeed a question

[void smelt]

yes 100% this

[feral vessel]

Wait,
so basically,
you asked 'do i like white chocolate or not'

[sleek harness]

Better luck next time, loser

[quaint moss]

no take backs

[delicate vapor]

[quaint moss]

YAY

[feral vessel]

So in essence, you are challenging the reader to find out if you don't like chocolate.

Is that so?

from 70mb to 5mb

is going to be insane

[void smelt]

quit energy drinks, drink plain black cofee instead

[feral vessel]

jesus christ

[quaint moss]

HOW IN THE ACTUAL FUCK

also im gonna make a melee vet and see how that goes

[feral vessel]

observe

[sleek harness]

It was that be that but I changed it

Is the question a lie or not

[sleek harness]

Veteran is already a melee character

Like uh

Everyone

[void smelt]

"Are you lying?"
"Nooooo, I'm Dominican paaapi"

[shy sandal]

Veteran my beloved ❤️‍🩹

[sleek harness]

I am indeed a god

You can't prove it wrong

[daring pier]

Prove it

[sleek harness]

No

[daring pier]

No x2

[sleek harness]

The point is for you to prove it

Dumbass

[daring pier]

No no no

YOU PROVE IT.

[quaint moss]

your pfp looks like gastino clown

[quaint moss]

:> ive never made a melee vet

i think vet is uh.... boring

sometime

unless im in the mood

[elder merlin]

[river elbow]

What's popping, chat?

[zenith pollen]

Why noone told me that 2 hand chainsword is THIS fun

[zenith pollen]

I have a melee stealth vet with devils claw or power sword

Both work

[timber elk]

Nothing much

[sleek harness]

You have to prove it dude

That's how it works

[quaint moss]

trying melee, its really really good

[quaint moss]

:> any works

[quaint moss]

hi lamb :3

[quaint moss]

load into lobby, barrel shot next to me, kaboom dead

[river elbow]

I'm assuming an Ogryn shot it?

[quaint moss]

?_? uh no

[gloomy tartan]

Sometimes your teammate acts like a heretic

[quaint moss]

gungryn aim is amazing

no zelly

[river elbow]

Ah, I see.

[quaint moss]

couldve been a flamethrower, they died to quick for me to check LOL

[astral jungle]

Unlucky for you. Theres no team killing.

[thick coyote]

You didn't ask 🗣️

[drowsy lynx]

Well not with that attitude

[quaint moss]

exactly

[rain pilot]

A

[vapid verge]

Pretty easy with Ogryns with explosives

[zenith pollen]

What else could i be missing out on?

[astral jungle]

Lucky for me. I always smite after letting the rest go first.

[thick coyote]

Chainsword light spam?

[zenith pollen]

Im doin that

[rain pilot]

SCUM

™

[thick coyote]

The tiny Chainsword

[zenith pollen]

I kinda did but in a zealot channel and i was told to use thammer or relic blade

[thick coyote]

Also Chainaxe Mk4 light spam with martyrdom

Fastest case of vertigo 🗣️

[drowsy lynx]

Heavy sword

Tactical axe

Crusher

[fiery wave]

Ganger, for speedrunning a bathroom break

+9 stam, blu stim and rampage.

[sleek harness]

Crit Chainaxe

[fiery wave]

And middle keystone.

[dire kayak]

i have awoken

[sleek harness]

Booger

[floral dragon]

So far I made a veteran and zealot. I might like zealot a little more but I hadn't gotten far.

Barely scratched the beginning actually. Haven't had time to just sit and grind yet but I want to try them all

[warm maple]

thought the low health zealot keystone would be harder

[drowsy lynx]

Harder than what?

More difficult to survive with vs other keystones?

[warm maple]

yeah, I just did an auric and I did well. only really dropped once

[round horizon]

why does the mauler say "for the grandfather" while doing the overhead?

who is the grandfather?

[warm maple]

nurgle

[thick coyote]

Nurgle

The Scabs are also nurglite

[hidden current]

Hi

[visual vortex]

Hi

[quaint moss]

nugle

[fair bridge]

[little marten]

hi

[paper bluff]

I wish we could remove the reticle on our guns. I prefer to aim realistically with the weapon model.

[clever horizon]

Mods can