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We really don’t get enough railguns in gaming
Just a massive fuck you high-tech musket
Too bad. We are getting a WW1 warbond
Soon
Like one based off the french diving suit
Or one of those vintage ones
Yeah just look up recent HELLDIVER news on YouTube
We are getting a flame smg and a slam fire trench shotgun
Could i just search up hd2 wwi wsrbond
Hmmmm maybe
Is it called trench fighters?
No dude we just got the leaks of what the guns and armor looks like
Which is why people are saying it’s a WW1 themed warbond
Which also makes sense because we are making a massive push on cyberstan
Yeah one sec
@visual vortex check dms
U got it
Where armor
i like the smgs
Shotgun better nit be light oen
We already have a medium pen shotgun and it’s the double barrel
No need to throw a fuss
Where
When it comes back into rotation on the super store
i want the stubby from DRG in helldivers
Well too bad your getting a mauser
From the data mining and from the Reddit
Oh god not reddit
How’s everyone
Yeah
:3
the usual
well i do it the old fashion way grabs pickaxe
Alrighty
Speaking of which there’s our inspiration for the up and coming warbond
Tired physically, mentally exhausted
You know
I feel like a trench warbond isnt fitting for an offensive push
Usually trenches are for digging in on the long rub
Run
That’s why I said trench fighter
Fighting in the trench is extremely messy from what I learned from the history books
trench shotgun 🥺
Never said it wasnt
But i feel like a trench fit isnt really suited for such an occasion
Do you mean like the guy who goes into trenches
More like a defensive roll
And fights in the enemy trenches
But then again the clankers do have a trench like style
gorilla tatics mixed with trenchs 🤔
Tunnel rats?
Plus we also have those cyborgs coming back
Cyberstan is gonna be ours. No little shitty messages can stop me
probably not
just a bit of rp
Lame
pvp would be dogshit
The devs did say they wanted to include chaosdivers
ew
Wouldve been cooler to have us do missions in destroyers where we fight traitors
that sucks
Well we gotta wait and see
I remember them saying they wouldnt add pvp because the fight isnt with each other
But it's AH and they like lying
"so guys ive run out of ideas, lets add pvp"
also ive heard the opposite, that pvp isnt gonna be added, like ever
Yeah it’s not gonna be added
maybe chaos divers will be added, but probably gonna be like npc invaders if that ever did happen

Everything in the game is not balanced for pvp
I want a fourth faction but I actually find that even less likely

Would be cool if traitors dropping in on random occasions to thwart our operations
I thought about one for a while
Large primitive lizards that use spears and clubs and can cloak
well i thought borgs would be a separate faction, but narp.
They're also very tanky and can cloak but there's not a lot of them
That’s pretty cool
What was that one I just straight up didn’t like
“Wardogs”
It was a concept a youtuber made
What about it
I thought it didn’t fit the aesthetic of helldivers at all and just didn’t like it
i quite liked it
i mean maybe it doesnt fit the aesthetic
but id probably enjoy fighting them
Like it’s a cool idea but it’d fit better in another setting
true true
haiiii
“Me n the bros loading up mutant and flamer chains”
Poxburster get one shotted
Ive seen clips of l4d pvp
Charger and smoker players are straight nasty
hey i play a good hunter lol
hey chat... nice bangs
i ate your bangs
Good evening.
Personamen
Hello funny rat man.
This guy
This guy loves democracy 
You can be the test subject
Bring 1TF strat, bring a flamethrower
See what happens
Ok
I don't have to. 
Bring a friend w the Senator too jic
Cant have any traitors extracting
not anymore
I didn't said anything about making you bang flags
that was automaton propaganda
Are you nervous?
Did you get nervous and is lying about not having to bang flags?

You didn't, no. I do it on my own
I think political annexation is about having to bang flags
How does it feel
not allowed
come back with a warrant
fight to take cyberstan
But I want
I want to fight with the cyborgs
They look cool
im gonna take the chainsaw and flame pistol to cause the cyborgs as much pain and suffering
Goober I don't think they have pain sensors
awwh
i5 10400f is not enough for this game?
use uranium instead
on auric my fps drops to 40((
Buy a new PC in the 2026 economy
Im planning to switch my 1660 ti for 4060, will that make things a little better?
Number is bigger
So yeah

Paying anywhere from $330-$450US for a 4060RTX ain't a bad deal; if you had double that you could go 5070RTX.
I was told my processor could handle only 4060
currently I play on lowest settings with 1660 
The card burned out before my playstyle did
still kicking arses despite 40 fps rho
Are. Are you smoking something?
i need some of it
“Not a bad deal”
so many quitters on auric but i don’t wanna play havoc 💔
The Commodore's Vestures should be reworked
Why
Man
What
So do you
They use human brain tho
i just eat the fire
Eh there was some heart behind it
Shut up rat
i like crows
@twin dirge aaaaaa why am i in the mines so earlyyyyyyy
CLOSE. KISS AND DO IT AGAIN!
HELLO
YES SIR
i found a smyker
Not you goober, your cool.
YAY
Also racks a trench shotgun he found hands up stinky
(Check DMs)
You do have something valuable.
points the shotgun at their nose
Give me your entire monster energy supply

Right. Now.
YOU CAN HAVE IT ALL
Thanks^^
Evil
You too stinky points shotgun give me all of your warpstone
I don't have any
Well you better give me something else otherwise I’m gonna turn all of your cheese into Swiss cheese in a moment points the shotgun at the foolish skavens cheese supply
No
No?
Okay starts blasting his shotgun at the rats cheese supply
Swiss Cheese is still American cheese; Skaven would have never had Swiss Cheese; they'd be more used to Butterkäse, Limburger, Tilsit, Cambozola, and Quark from Imperial Cheesemongers, and Bretonnian Cheesemongers would have Brie, Camembert, Roquefort, Comté, Chèvre, Livarot, Beaufort, Chaource.
Have you forgotten? I’m evil
Elves don't really utilize agriculture, but Dwarves would have goat cheeses and a variety of beercheeses I suspect.
Oh? What am I than?
Soup
I mean I love soup
I too like broth with ingredients
at what point does a soup become a stew?
I really like Clem chowder, French onion soup, broth. Chicken soup. Potato soup, vegetable soup, meat soup, cabbage soup,
When I say it is
I am the ultimate arbitrator of soup/stew disputes
points shotgun at the arbitrator oh yeah? Name me the ingredients of French onion soup and how long you caramel the onions for?
Not under the preview of my arbitration
I delinate purely between if its a soup or a stew
Oh
ADEPTUS SOUP/STEWDES
honestly same as my wife's right now with how her 16-year old students are
ive been waiting for this all day
What are they like?
i imagine more than loud and disobedient
thats how my middle school class was
I like nurgle sexually
Answer me this, Soup/Stew identifier: Is cereal a soup?
he does have bigger boobs than slaanesh
Slaanesh overrated
I like big men
Like @neon agate

Wait what
Soup
darktide reference
is ice water a soup
water is technically lava
so would that make ice water a lava soup
this is a dumbass topic
what if aki is actually secretly tzeentch?
aki doesn't change
dumpass
theyre both into birds
a tank is a mobile combat igloo because it protects the crewmen with ice metal
i just failed the last mission i needed to complete the event at the very last part because of a single pox hound
Woof
Hello to all! I'd love to know this:
How disappointed would (or will) you be if (or when) the next class is... a squat? A damned space midget!
first of all: insensitive language, they're little people or dwarves; Especially since Squats are now Votann, abhumans who are basically a collection of beings cloned from the same creature.
second of all: Fatshark are on record that they don't want to do anymore major height differences like Ogryn and Bardin. That's why Adeptus Arbites and Hive Scum were human-sized.
woketide wins once again ,,
what’s next? girl marines?? in MY MAN SETTING???
dont think gw can afford to do that
I think if they knew what was to come in future generations, they'd still have fem marines.
next class is going to either be some sort of inquisitor warband member, space elves, or a sonic crossover
I don't care at this point, I just want a Adeptus Mechanicus
i'm hoping for a sonic crossover so we can play as knuckles
i'd think fs are complete idiots because how the hell is this going to work lmfao
Squats aren't happening
squat speculation is stupid
SM2's TechMarine is in alpha being polished.
Fatshark said they aren't doing Bardin like character
squats would have zero reason to be where we are fighting the things we are fighting
Basically no short people
lol the dogs already jump over you sometimes if you go max short 
shorter would probably break things more
I meant Admech coming to Darktide
That's a Mechanicus Space Marine
sometimes correlation helps
Veteran but with cat ears
felinid? that would be a thing if darktide was a free to play game
I don't think felinids are even talked about once; the rejects talk about the ratlings though
has gw ever made a f2p game
i don't think that admech would actually work out unless it was something directly tied to our resident angry admech lady somehow
Broth
story wise i mean
I wonder if some freak made a mod that puts felinid ears on reject heads
no
There's plenty of mobile WH40K slop out there. I played the Space Wolves Tactics game for a bit
make me the next darktide class
What are you
the newest card game is pretty fun and has some players last i tried
it’s an inquisitor, anything really would work
catgirl
whats with people and identifying as cats and dogs
Because cute
this aint a furry thing anymore its a unique thing now
its more admechs motovations that matter... yeah they would care about the things there... but... there is already multiple armies and stuff and an inquisitor and a full arby force fighting over it... admech usually doesn't like, over extend
like they have one priest there to make sure things go right
and there are forces there
they don't need more forces there
Missus would be surprised if she saw what gods the Egyptians praised
would be how admech would approach it i think
the answer would be all sorts
different thing
you're stupid
meow
It's animal gods identifying themselves as humans
You want the simple answer then
i'm pretty sure thats marvel not egypt
no, it's humans constructing mythic creatures based on what they see to explain things they don't understand
mraow
Ah yes, god.
ehh theyre not whimsical like you
Raziel
a catgirl would be a killing machine
why
Missus the Third
🎶 Fuck you, I don't do what you tell me 🎶
Which angsty teen/libertarian song is this
exactlyyyy
w<
if i was in darktide
... its rage against the machine lol
id just eat wolfer
lmfaooo
It's Rage against the Machine's "killing in the name of" which is neither angsty and the furthest thing from libertarianism, since they're AnComs
Anyways I started blasting
youd likely be shot for heresy for uwuspeak
that shits gonna make a 5th chaos god ;.;
uhh
id eat the bullets
pox walker food?
w<
There's already a 5th chaos god
Don't take his place
Theres a line
rat god?
Malal
we all know they aren't a political band 
The Great Horned Rat from WHF isn't a chaos God, although it is a creature of the Warp
purrrrr
Hollywood
They’re probably fine.
Probably
fine, just fine
maxine was lost to agartha
Maxine has been missing
peaple dont die eazy
Maxine was kidnapped by ICE
i hope not
Oh you mean the Gestapo?
Bunch of thugs they are.
maxine got deployed to atoma frontlines
Gothory got kidnapped? Get outta here
The incel unemployable wannabe gestapo
meal team 6
i swear if anyone here got kidnapped by them im gonna lead a thousand year crusade to save them
exploded
Gothory changed usernames
Doing another emo new u thing
into tiny giblets
killbinded?? D:
tf2 move
Maxine = Gothory btw
Anyhoo with the upcoming photo/ID requirement on Discord, I just wanna point out that googling "use their ID" will bring you to a nifty site that lets you generate a mock ID of any British MP of your choice
damnation is best for mats?
Auric
Would be a mighty shame if Palantir detects that Nigel Farage has been looking at freaky NSFW stuff on Discord just sayin
Is best for materials
I also recommend Auric
Nope im dumb
Damnation quickplay teams often have the unfortunate energy of "I'm not good enough to handle Auric"
Aquila hasn’t been on for a week either
Auric certainly feels like Heresy sometimes with how many quitters there are. 
If you can't solo hard carry Auric then you don't belong in Auric 😤 smh my head
Fair and valid.
I should have thammermaxxed harder.
(that was a joke btw)
Silly me

Damnation quickplay teams often have the unfortunate energy of, "I'm not good enough to handle Damnation"
I have to tell elitist gremlins to stop bulling newbies in the v2 gen chat lol
If you can't oneshot literally every enemy in the level within 10s of spawning in then you need to uninstall and servitorize yourself irl
lol in tide games players usually don't care about new players, you don't need a full team of crackedplayers in anything (but i guess it helps lol)
hmm
bully newbs
asia server died
fat shark must do something
full of china mans
and they most run
but china is in asia...?
what
no china is in mexico
i hate asia
China is Brazil
also i am asian
Duh
cyberstan in 12 hours
the world is made in China
did you check
hell no
I'm not sure cyber stan is a real person
I thought china was in brazil
Hello everyone, this is our South Korean gamer who is an alcoholic, loves darktide, and hates his conscription in the Korean military.
Goober tell me what's the fist hours of Cyberstan will be
I will be busy tomorrow
fffffffffffffffffffffffffff
Im not sure if thats bart
@long sigil are you bart
i am i
He also has generational trauma from his ancestors dealing with China and Japan.
hey man theres more than one asian alocholic in asia
but I'm not talking about them
my child teacher all bad fuckers
I wonder if excesive drinking is a signiciant problem in asia
shit
Feels like it is since they have a work culture around it
i remember it
i think its been a problem everywhere lol
and it make me want kill them
Probably
Does bamboo get the asian flush?
what
I think I should give myself something to study
yes, but not in the way you think. About half east asiatic peoples (45%-ish) did not develop a specialized ALDH2 that allows their body to create enzymes to metabolize alcohol as fast as European countries (a lot of this was due to the fact that the waters of East Asia were a lot safer to drink than Europeans that had to ferment it to avoid the cholera and shitting themselves to death via dysentery);
maybe ww1 again
I do remember pirates drinking so much cuz the water was so bad
nah same as other country
also because it helps with nutrition and keeps really well
the fermentation purifies the water due to boiling
hm yeah
like its not good for you, but back then options were scarce
So I should drink a 12 pack every day as bulk
lol i typed faster 
augh
beer make me get full so fast
i wonder if i should record me going to cyberstan
it's the carbs, my man
so i like rum or whiskey more
high in calories so yeah
Rum chad 🤝
i stopped drinking like... 9 years back, maybe a year or two more
I never started
Asian flush. Certain parts of asia have an allergic reaction when drinking booze
Never too late to catch up
drinking is best done late at night with car keys
That's the ALDH2 I was referring to
Nah, I'm a full-on teatotaler.
what even is that
probably a sign you drink too mcuh
an old word for someone who doesn't drink, by choice normally
i live with family so i cant drink often
lol for me it was because the downsides were rapidly outpacing the good, and its terrible for your health
but i've known people who just don't want to
My sister prefers weed
She practically breaks out in hives when drinking. Has her scared of it
weed has slightly less downsides, still downsides tho lol
I have been drinking lately. not a lot...hm
I've had just one glass of rum chocolate milk
if i drank my parents would kill me
god rum chocolate milk was good
same
My mom would but I really don't care what she thinks
my patents dont like it too
darktide is so crazy bc heresy i can play very comfortably and play damnation for a challenge and then i’ll go on malice for a change and it’s 500 crushers, 5 bosses, 55 poxbursters etc, how come malice is so unbalanced is it just me?! it’s super hit and miss, some games are easy and some are harder than actual havoc missions i’ve played
She doesn't consider how I feel and lives in a fantasy land
some drinking is fine... but your body basically processes alot of it straight up as sugar so you just have to be aware of how much you're actually drinking
if you were in the event mission then that modifer increases spawns i'm pretty sure... but also less people actually killing things so more on you
noticed it for a while now way before the event, but i am loving the new event
I have a strong gastrocolic reflex
Body will tell me when im done drinking. And if i dont listen, i better be on the toilet when i pass out
then its probably the second thing i said, where its just less people killing the things around you so you personally are having to take them on more, which means they can build up then all come at you at once when you find them
i think id do pretty well in DRG
Tacticus?
I think I did half of my 50 maelstroms on Heresy and it was still sweaty sometimes because you'd get level 18s in there
it brings a tear to my eye with joy when people do the objectives
"We've got shock troopers+hounds+pox gas+all ranged enemies" >> level 18 veteran carrying double-barrel shotgun enlists in lobby
...fuck's sake
"We've got scabs only, no ammo pick ups, mostly melee enemies, high intensity, elites turn into weak monsters" >> recon lasgun psyker joins
The humble thammermaxxer: 
Monstrosity spam maelstroms are my favorite.
I have just as much fun witn enhanced Blitz for a rocket-scum or krak-vet for sure
PLay fatmangus
lol if it was a SC pysker they might still be melee focused 
im starting to fall in love with the thammer again
inside you there are two wolves; one are space wolves and the other are luna wolves. It is the Horus Heresy and your body is the battlefield.
the only thing i know about space wolves is that they love a fur trim
Space wolves are
Ambush tactics
Executioners
Have an occasional furry defect
Norse themed in all almost all other aspects
Impossible.
My body brooks no heresy.
to me, beakies are beakies mostly
Beaky bois
they know how to fight at the very least
Russ’s function was to be the executioner for the emperor. To remove, and sometimes hunt down.
Guy grew up on an ice planet. Learned the quality of life in harsh conditions, and that death is natural
Became good and bad in his role. His blade didnt swing as quick as it should sometimes.
this is why the emperor should have used orks as his kids
MAGNUS DID NOTHING WRONG
vat grown? 
mold grown 
Ork dont do much politik
Warboss E wanted some peace times aftah he tor trew de galaxy to reunite de oomies
Indeed. He was told to do nothing
He didnt do that either sounds like 
orks are very good at politics, biggest=strongest=in charge
Thats the point
He was told to do nothing
He did it wrong
He did nothing wrong
can you explain the joke in the form of hand puppet theater please
Oh, thought we were just flaming magnus 
“Dad whats that hole in the wall?”
“Ignore it son”
pokes it with a stick, gets grabbed by a tentacle
if it wasnt for horus then probably the damage magnus did wouldve been fixed
nothing i've ever poked with a stick turned into a tentacle 
Not interesting enough for weird bird demons
you gotta have red skin and one eye
privateer kool aid man
Is it normal to look for a havoc group in general chat or is there something else dedicated to that?
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#vox-lfg-lexicanum here
Hows Menace
amazeballs
Just finished my first op on a planet
faced some menace and got myself a medium mech
Are those them aliens, I took a lil break before seeing what the alien infestations are
on the other 2 planets
I got a major order for you
oho noice, which dudes did you pick
Ummmm….no.
Get the bugs addicted to Taco Bell
NOW THAT I CAN DO
Ive still never had taco bell because im too lazy to drive 3 towns over
15 minutes later the lamb was eating Taco Bell with a hive lord, a charger and a alpha commander as he was munching on tacos
Yo dead ass being a colonist sucks in sci fi
Uhh, Pike, and the uhh, idk their names, the commando chick and the other one that has discounts for promotions 
and Achilleas
The aliens get the colonists all the time
get me addicted to tacos
It’s really strange seeing healthy player numbers in helldivers
Nearly 200,000+
Wish darktide had those numbers….
Than they are some awesome ass chimps
HD2 just the better game it seems
lol it would only make quickplaying worse as the number of casual players who aren't very good would skyrocket
more popular*
God you’re right….
like we want numbers in DT but at a certain point it makes things worse lol
Popular cuz its better
I would be foaming at the mouth if I had to carry every game in darktide
its ALOT easier to get to the "fun" part of HD2... tide games have a skill barrier for the "fun parts"
You don't already have to solo carry 3 bots nearly every game?
so i think alot more people bounce off tide
ah nice, Lim the discount guy, he's pretty good, i use him with mobile infantry trait so he get bonuses riding the APC
I rather solo a game than carry 3 really bad casual players
At that point I have to babysit them
naw just learn where the respawn points are 
Yeawh I just noticed that too actually, so am gonna start paring him together with Achilleas
New updoot in HD2 seems pretty whack yeah
Nah because at that point I just want to get to the next elevator or whatever
The breakdown
- Big e is a bad dad
- Babies get shipped off to potentially worse dads
- Big e doesnt give them therapy. Ignores their trauma, slaps them across the face if they bring it up.
- Lorgar gets stockholmed by one of his sons into an even more abusive set of sugar daddies.
- Big Bro Horus decides therapy means getting away (mostly bc the family therapist Vulkan was playing w toys). Decides to give lorgars sugar daddies a try
- team angst splits from daddy E via fist fight to give lorgars sugar daddies a try
- oops theyre mafiosos. Most of the kids are homeless now
- big E is in a coma using a Tibetan monk technique to keep the mafiosos from spilling onto his lawm
Screw picking up the players I would theoretically get. I just want to get to the next checkpoint
honestly the game only being 22 gigs has got me playing again since i can not have it as one of my "main" installs on the SSD at that size
its just a smaller game now
They comprised it somehow. They didn’t say how but I’m not complaining.
I mean, 3 bots.
Popular because it's newer 😅
I still would rather take the 3 bots than the 3 really bad casual players.
10 hours until cyberstan
it was like 140 gigs or something, like the biggest i'll really deal with is like 120 gigs for a game i really like
actually all the SLs are enjoyable with their playstyles, quite balanced.
Darktide is what? 10 yo? Most games would have been EOL at this point
drenches them in water
darktide is a couple years old, the tide series is 10 years old
Its like 4 years old bruh
It's not even year 3.
Ah my bad
HD2 sure is like maybe 2-ish years now i think
Somewhere in game I saw 10 year anniversary
As in, not yet year 3 release date.
but it is just more niche than helldivers, mostly because its direct ties to warhammer
More like 150 from what ive heard
“We had redundant assets bc thats how discs work to keep loading time down. No we didnt test if that was true for digital.“
yeah that was for the whole series celebration, there was two warhammer fantasy games called vermintide and vermintide 2... darktide is the newest "tide" game
“Hmmmmm crunches the game smaller oh hey boss check this out!”
Not on console (thank god)
I have vermintide 2 but that game shuts down my PC for no reason 😭
I’m so glad they aren’t updating vermintide on console. That shit sucks.
HD2 was like... within a year of DT i think... maybe a bit more than a year after it
Ngl its kinda crazy how much more fun hive scum is when im not trying to micro manage chemical dependency vultures mark has consumed me
Really? I find it easy to manage my drug stacks
Than again there’s really not much to it. Spam Mac-10 fire and take drugs.
Trying to find time to use it feels weird or I just forget
Ah, i wasnt sure either so i google it
Meanwhile Bethesda be like we gon update this decade-old game and break alll your mods because fuck you
Pfffftt god don’t remind me please.
bugthesda
That shit benefited no one
Just having free dodge like 50% of combat is just as good imo
Creation club, modders, vanilla players, moding players. Nobody benefited from the anniversary update.
It was basically a massive atomic bomb dropping on the game
Fs and ah studios are practically neighbors
Both are swedish
Ah borrowed a fs employee for consultation on how to better use the engine they both use
which fallout game
Fallout 4
lmfao
Honestly wouldn't be surprised if Todd Howard was an SCP
Todd Howard basically nuked the entire game for no reason.
Nobody benefited from it either.
Tbh at this rate you think Bethesda would make their games with like dedicated mod items number and such so people have room to free use shit that wont complete break everytime they update shit
Hell I heard it even bricked some vanilla players games.
Which should be impossible
But it happened I guess
Oh it never happened to me
With how long weve went wo es6 news
I hope it drops a banger
They arent selling out w the false hope bs like most other triple a companies do
yeah but that shit can't be bricked
I don’t know that’s from what I heard
to be fair if you are playing a skyrim or fallout 4 and modding them and you don't have updates for those games turned off then you are brand new to modding because i defaulted to that like 10 years ago
because the updates breaking the mods has been the norm for that long
maybe it corrupts the file but bricking is new
Bricking?
I heard it from the discord, either way it was a really really bad update.
Ok I should rephrase when I say bricked
with people who complain about bethesda games (i'm saying this as a fan of their games since arena/daggerfall and i even like starbound) theres an 85% chance their file corruption is self inflicted
When I was in the Bethesda discord. Around the time the anniversary update came out. People were complaining that the update bricked their games
both bethesda game enjoyers and the hate players are both very dumb
Mfw the entire darktide community is set on fire with “why aren’t my mods working 😭“ during updates
Okay but this was different
They couldn’t even get into the games
lol that bug is like... 12 years old tho 
Oh than I don’t know than
when version changes happen sometimes your fallout install will keep crashing
Skyrim killed xbox 360s due to graphic overload
I still think it was a psyop to get folk to swap to the One
you might not be, but honestly theres a strong chance it wasn't as big of an issue as the complainers are making it out to be, mostly because of how much i've seen people complain about those games
like it might be a new problem
but fallout having insta crash bugs is like... fallout 4
Ehhhhh I don’t know I only heard of the complaints after the anniversary update happened
naw it didn't kill them any faster than other games, but people would like fill rooms with objects and blast them around and play for hours and hours and hours so it would lead to the heat death faster
Glad I stuck to fallout 3 than
i owned like 5 360s because i worked at a place that rented time on them for a while
so i got to see many die lol
Speaking of which
I was playing sunset overdrive a few weeks back
I forgot they made it to where the game automatically takes pictures for you
That shit was super annoying
theres ALOT of things that could be causing a problem like that and alot of them can be self inflicted or just a quirk of steam (same way that steam likes to break both darktide and dying light with its update system)... i'd be quicker to assume that then blame the devs for it
what do you mean? (i've never played sunset overdrive lol)
Mfw i had a similar issue w 2077 back in its launch
And the killing screen was of Ozob w his grenade nose getting in my car
Tbf. The step brother just wouldnt stop going to his cousins place despite constantly complaining that he gets eaten alive by roaches there
It was one of the games that came out with the Xbox one
And one of the new features was taking pictures in the console
So for some reason they programmed sunset overdrive to take pictures and upload those random ass photos as you played into your album
lol that sounds terrible
It was
And I remember there was no way of turning it off
And when I went through my photos, it was just random ass shit like me sliding on railings or looking at a store or bouncing on a bounce pad
fond memories lol
Hell no
those sound like my usual antics
“Oh wtf”
“Aw wtf?” game froze
“Oh what the fuck…” panicking bc i hit the power button and its nkt turning off
“Wtf nonononono” pulled the power cord. Console didnt “turn off”. Screen still stuck. Finally everything goes black but the console wont reboot
Cortana used to be purple…
i remember when the pistol was the strongest thing in the game because fall off damage was a myth
It’s overrated in my opinion
I always used the assault rifle
The halo 1 pistol is godlike
Since it matched my play style
“One shot hunters w the pistol”
Which was a brawler weapon
I do love my halo assault rifle tho
Oh absolutely
tourny guys liked the pistol mostly, i could beat them sometimes with the shotty but thats because i played way too much shotgun matches with people who came into the place i worked
Halo is where i learned how to play shooters
So long as the enemy is in the big crosshair, your shots will land
i'm talking halo 1 tho
It just surprises and suppresses the elites and grunts really damn hard
The halo 1 assault rifle shot so much fucking ammo
so the tourny guys had to like travel around 
That and it had the fastest melee in the game
doom was my first fps i think... the old share ware version
Mine was…..serious Sam
Duck Hunt was my first fps
Gun?
I don't remember which boomer shooter has a cowboy where you toss tnt
BLOOD
lol serious sam was fun, i played the old dos duke nukems before and thought that serious sam was the same guy 
the old series that turned into the jedi academy games was really good
back when it was a doom like game
My guilty pleasure was serious Sam 2
dark forces
The MC is blood is an undead gunslinger, so cowboy is correct
Your a undead cultist
i need to play more wild bastards speaking of cowboy games... that game is very weird but honestly alot of fun
i kind of like it more than void bastards now adays
I wish they would remaster GUN
That’s such a good cowboy game
I love postal 2 to this day ngl
lol as cool as GUN would be to have new i don't think it would sell well
NO
Speaking of which you hear they are doing a redux of postal 2?
IT WASMT BLOOD
it wasn't crazy popular when it was first out
I did not but im gonna buy it tbh
IT WAS OUTLAWS
It’s coming to PlayStation
By Lucas arts
But not Xbox
I have a PC anyway
No it’s outlaws
Fair
oh man i played that game at a friends house once
I remember the cutscenes
The main character looks like Abe Lincoln
I loved the animations of the guns
It’s old and basic
But the love is there
It’s by Lucas arts so it’s got a lot of character
The music was so peak
chex quest is a weirdly good doom game
I’d play the fuck out of a outlaws re release
But Lucas arts fucking exploded like cadia
uh... i'm seeing one was released in nov on steam
im a sleeper agent but im just asleep all the time
pushes you down the stairs
GET OUT OF MY WAY
OH GOD I missed this dumb game lol
This YouTube vid is giving me so much nostalgia
The stupid ass chickens
lol i hope you have fun, i might get it later because i only played like 5 mins of it when i was young
and yeah you're right the dude looks like abe lincoln
Star wars outlaws?
You mean the multibillion franchise title Ubisoft flooped?
But it’s a Lucas arts game
i actually like that game, but no the old doom like game
but yeah the new starwars outlaws game is fun, its like a fan service game tho
2 hours chat 
I like how the ammo and hearts etc on your screen was like little cards or something
The shuffle noise when you reloaded
so if you aren't a super big starwars nerd then it sucks
till freedom reznov?
mrrrp
Till I become 22 
Henlo cat
purrrrr

A bit of fan service
Someone forgot to tell the dev branch it cant be tossed into the old fc/ac algorithm
I'm celebrating with coffee
oh wanna play some darktide or somin?\
soon you can call every 21 year old "kid"
What flavor coffee?
also happy day
Same as always, cafe latte java monster
And I have work lmfao
I'm at it rn

eat work
Gonna kms
Lmao
Fr
Aki working
i earnestly think it works well in that game, like i enjoyed the game alot, i didn't get it on release but a bit later... I think the jedi series is better but i think that game is a fun romp with alot of things we've never seen outside of books and probably will never see again
I think the fact the main character is basically Abraham Lincoln as a cowboy makes outlaws by Lucas arts the old pc game neat.
The old animations look hand drawn or something it’s really neat
it just looks good, and honestly i like alot of those style of games and still play them from time to time (like dark forces if i'm replaying the jedi knight series)
you can as an adult
I played outcast I think
I imagine it would be fun
Youd just have to be fairly unfamiliar with the map design thats became common for ubi for over a decade
lol i secretly like the games before jedi knight more than jedi knight now adays... but when they came out i was blown away
as in the games before they changed the series name to jedi knight
They ruled man
One of them you could make your own character
Be with or Jedi
Just use whatever you want
i've played like... most of the assassins creeds game and played plenty of others... honestly if you're a super big star wars nerd it was alot of fun just wandering around sight seeing in the same way the lego games are fun
Avatar adding verticality was a really nice change of pace to the algorithm
It had great scenics too
Man medieval times must of been crazy
id be crucified so quickly
There’s like a 67 percent chance your the bastard of some noble
i don't like the avatar series because the first movie was just dances with wolves and i really dislike that movie lol
WOOOOOO
the medieval knights would reject the silly catgirl and crucify her
Actually

Someone say knights? 
What up my N’wah
Knight commander draegor with the sauce
Why can’t I enjoy Skyrim anymore. This is absolutely terrible. 
Something is wrong pals, I loved playing Skyrim.
Modded Skyrim
play oblivion its a better and comfier game lol
Is good
And now all of a sudden I can’t seem to anymore. Been like this for months.
Would you guys visit the codex aquazone?
I just didn't like Skyrim to begin with I'll be so real
are they grey 
I was never a fan
thank god i didnt accidentally eat your fun
honestly i just take long breaks from games like that if they stop being comfy/fun
i only learned how to eat it yesterday
It’s been months lmao.
No they're forest green 
What are you gonna learn to eat today

Chat I tripped over a beer
peak
Learn how to eat bones
death by beer
Grow a gizzard
i'm still on burnout for skyrim from like 7 years ago... skyrim, fallout 3, fallout 4 all have really bad burnout for me... like i struggle to ever go back to them now adays
pure adrenaline filled rage
Train with the vultures
the other bethesda games sure
Idk, I have an itch to play Skyrim, yet when I actually start up the game fully, it goes away. 
Mods
The itch to mod skyrim for 3 days before not playing it at all
find a different rpg to play, or another game where you build something up... might be what you're after
Nords be like Skyrim for the Nords then they be marrying cat and knife ear women
