general-chat

[stuck phoenix]

Yeah but that’s a walking Fabricator

[final herald]

Ambiet shit-fucker-upper

Dunno if they'll drop them off or if they just kind of exist in the ground

[astral basin]

Its an alt factory strider
Instead of a jammer and dev drops, its two war striders on treads

[stuck phoenix]

Think about it

The biggest enemies on the bot side is a walking factory and a dreadnought

[fathom geyser]

yeah its just a variant of a factory like a dragon to a titan

[stuck phoenix]

Meanwhile the bugs have a Bile Titan,Charger,Impaler,the big Charger,Dragon Roaches and Hivelords

The bugs are just big

We don’t count the tanks in the bots side cause they do literally fucking nothing

They just sit there

And then get killed

Maybe rag doll you

[astral basin]

110 go brr

[fathom geyser]

cannon turrets are a pain

[stuck phoenix]

Like bots have 6 big enemies 3 of which don’t do shit half the time

Bugs have more that do shit

[astral basin]

I think the missile pad tank is bugged. It feels like it never shoots

[stuck phoenix]

It’s meant to be a sniper I believe

[fathom geyser]

i got obliterated by one close rsnge once

[stuck phoenix]

So it has a range limit

[final herald]

They used to shoot but they would just instakill objectives

[quaint moss]

it shoots

[stuck phoenix]

But it occasionally says fuck you and shoots a barrage at you anyway

[quaint moss]

[stuck phoenix]

Anyway imma get back to credit farming

Bye

[quaint moss]

1 billion rockets

[final herald]

Helldivers is a lovehate game for me

Tbh

[astral basin]

Meanwhile the aircraft became even more of a menace w the bot accuracy upgrade

[final herald]

Everytime they make a good decision there's some random thing to kick me in the balls

[fathom geyser]

the new hammer is awseome as fuck

[quaint moss]

dss has clicked so many already in my last couple of games,its hilarious

[jaunty path]

You don't like being kicked in the balls?

[surreal ermine]

helldivers is fun sometimes but other times they design the war strider and to this day its still annoying as fuck with the ragdolls

[final herald]

Bot accuracy and the general updates were good

But the buff to dur damage enemies got (explicitly for killing the tank) makes mechs die even faster against bots and also this fucks with the gater

[fathom geyser]

the eagle storm on chort bay killed me like 10 times man

that thing is a dissident

[final herald]

Also the random commando "bugfix"

[quaint moss]

alligator?

[final herald]

Urgh

[astral basin]

Wdym an aircraft can kill me in 2 shots? Wdym the first hit ragdolls so i cant stim through it?? Wdym theres 6 of them flying right now????

[quaint moss]

glorida man update

[jaunty path]

What did they fix

[final herald]

Gater is a big mining truck

[final herald]

The missile no longer knows where it is

🥹

[fathom geyser]

its bc it could go to places not loaded and mess stuff up or smth

[final herald]

It used to follow the last know spot you lased in 1st person

[fathom geyser]

rhey alsos aid why wouldnt you just shoot them either way and

idk the last time i did use the laser on commando

[final herald]

They said, very plainly, that was an intended feature

Multiple times

[thick coyote]

I saw it shoot like twice
All the other time I just two AMR shot on their missile turret and they die

[final herald]

Them going back on their own word is annoying as hell

Cause ppl were very big on making sure it was intended

And taking videos of it

And showing it to the devs and going "this is how its supposed to work, right?"

So for them to go "haha that was unintended" suddenly, is assinine

I can't do cool trickshots anymore

[timber elk]

MY NAME
IS JOHN MARSTON!!!!!! starts rapidly dancing

[sinful pecan]

Is the autopistol still bugged?

[surreal ermine]

asinine is the word i would use to describe arrowheads decision making a lot of the time

velocity based bullet damage

[final herald]

Im fine w/ that but it needs some sort of averaged initial velo system for anything beyond like 100m/s

[quaint moss]

mmmmm gator

[jaunty path]

In dt?

[sinful pecan]

Yes

[jaunty path]

Uhhh what was wrong idk

Im bored

[final herald]

Driving forwards ir backwards should not have a massive change on the energy delivered on target

[quaint moss]

peak

[surreal ermine]

divetech RR was so fucking goofy

[final herald]

Breakpoint balancing is so scuffed

[sinful pecan]

1 upgrade point is always missing, whenever I leave the customization menu then come back it still says I have 1 upgrade point

[final herald]

I like it when its solid but it always gets shaken up in shitty ways tbh

[cosmic burrow]

that a problem on more weapons

dont mind it

more points than blessings

[final herald]

Darktide breakpoint balancing is also scuffed

See: narrow choke executor getting hit in the balls by hp changes

Wide executor is back on the menu now (never left tbh) but like at what cost

[cosmic burrow]

i think if we want better balance in dt

[surreal ermine]

the health changes really threw things off
looking at YOU crushers

[cosmic burrow]

either do it all at once when it comes to weapon or in chunks to a set standard

[final herald]

Balance never rlly goes like that

But

The breakpoints are usually the most important thing for devs to be aware of

[modest vapor]

Wsp everybody🩸

[cosmic burrow]

enemies imo need more differences between both factions

[final herald]

Learn breakpoints and immediately it becomes way more understandable why x is meta and Y isn't

[jaunty path]

I wanna go back home and sleep

[hard crane]

Dreg ogryn that just punches the shit out of you really fast when

[jaunty path]

Why do I need to suddenly feel depressed

[cosmic burrow]

like imo dregs should be more numerous than scabs

[quaint moss]

i want them to remove the level cap

[cosmic burrow]

but scabs have more hp more damage but lesser numbers

[quaint moss]

just let me go ham

[cosmic burrow]

you maurice trails for that

[surreal ermine]

maurice trails

[jaunty path]

Fs ad true level mod when

[hard crane]

Maurice trails

[hard crane]

Can’t wait for this to delete all the saved XP you had before it gets added

[jaunty path]

I think your highest havoc rank should reset to zero every week on true level

[quaint moss]

i want more points, i dont give a damn about the cosmetic level :3

[jaunty path]

It would be kinda fun

[jaunty path]

More talent tree points?

Why

[stark bobcat]

Vermintide had true level but wasn't shown to others, probably the best way to implement it

[quaint moss]

let me go ham

[jaunty path]

No balance

[final herald]

VT also had damage done and kills etc

Which I also find very important

[quaint moss]

vermintide was fun :3. dwarf funny

[final herald]

I don't understand the yap with "Toxic" people will be toxic no matter what

[quaint moss]

so sad, anywys

[jaunty path]

Eh?

[dry merlin]

This is the cure that 40k table top has always needed, but GW refused to do. Real balance comes from looking at all forces in the setting, determining what they're supposed to be the best at, and then recreating all the forces at the same time. GW has never done this in 40 years. I can't imagine FS doing it either 🙁

[final herald]

Thats apparently why they removed basegame scoreboards from DT

40k tabletop needs mechanicum models ported to 40k in plastic

Give me fucking thallax raaagh

[final herald]

Thallax are badass

Oh wait they are in plastic already

Argh where is the port cawl

[visual vortex]

@sudden wedge @idle marten Got a LF on the test and my grade now a D+ at 66%

😇 🙏

[idle marten]

66 passing?

[visual vortex]

Yeah

But i dont want D

[quaint moss]

💀

[visual vortex]

For those who prayed on my downfall i love u

[jaunty path]

Get bottom surgery

[thorn plume]

Hello lads

[clever horizon]

Bros falling 😭

[dire kayak]

they dont know im secretly 6 krises in a trenchcoat

[jaunty path]

@hazy kestrel @feral vessel https://youtu.be/NAytqCrMHv0 we should do this

[quaint moss]

605 men in a trench coat

[jaunty path]

Couldn't decide which one I wanted to ping

[warm maple]

hello my fellow kriegma males

its a good day to die as a cancer ridden clone for the Imperium

[jaunty path]

Personman because hes secretly Khorne worshipper just doesn't know it.

Merp because I like merp

But I like personman 2

[quaint moss]

whoever uses the most hammer, prob a salamander

if you hit them hard enough, they have the same amount of blood

[jaunty path]

Motherfather
Motherfather

I feel like an imposter by your side

Hydra dominatus

[warm maple]

Hammer of Dorn

its in the name

[jaunty path]

Hey I'm not going to be late for my therapy appointment

[warm maple]

theres also hammers of retribution

[jaunty path]

Ass2mars

[warm maple]

Therapy? Why would you point out where you're pissing?

[jaunty path]

Because my therapist is non judgmental and supports me

[warm maple]

There-a-pee

😛

[jaunty path]

And is okay with me eating babies

[royal cairn]

Any like the Daemonculaba ?

[jaunty path]

Why do I keep saying that

[quaint moss]

15 gum chew

[jaunty path]

I should read up on khorne before saying Im aligned with him

Because hes more than just flat out killing yeah?

[quaint moss]

yeah

[jaunty path]

Hes militaristic yeah?

[quaint moss]

hmmm

[jaunty path]

Honor and bullshit

And i don't think he likes witch craft

Or am I confusing aos lore

Am I insane

[visual vortex]

Not yet

[quaint moss]

prob

[visual vortex]

Just gotta lock in

[jaunty path]

No

[visual vortex]

When the grade reaches F thdn i introduce my brain to sunlight

[worn quail]

join havoc group

2 people leave instantly

[clever horizon]

bad resume 😹

[worn quail]

What the fuck man Havoc gives me psychic damage

I feel like a leper

[dire kayak]

im gonna do a silly

[clever horizon]

negative attention seeker 🫵

[dire kayak]

wuh?

[worn quail]

holy shit just coming in swinging huh

[warm maple]

khorny

[warm maple]

sorry bud

[clever horizon]

I always like to see the random PlayStation guy with like 800 levels in veteran

[visual vortex]

Never can dodge tho

Unlike me

[warm maple]

ima dodge my way right into your heart

[quaint moss]

no wha

[warm maple]

and the three pox bursters who happened to be behind me

[visual vortex]

🥰

[warm maple]

im dead

help me

HELP MEEEE

OOO

[quaint moss]

the sound of misery , and a 100 yard stare

[warm maple]

how many yards is in a foot

[quaint moss]

like 3.4 or something, idk

[warm maple]

LUL

[quaint moss]

oh wait 3

im thinking of meters

[dire kayak]

i just got my ass pounded by the mutalith vortex beast

[warm maple]

like tentacles?

[dire kayak]

that operation is hard

[warm maple]

Its a rough boss.

[dire kayak]

i got revenge with a power axe riposte though

[warm maple]

the fucking explosions make me cry

[quaint moss]

didnt that show get like cancel/stopped halway?

[dire kayak]

ive finally gotten vanguard maxxed

jgkn srjkglneklfnml;akm

[jaunty path]

Its done pretty much

[quaint moss]

expolosions are funny

[jaunty path]

Cuz it was done solo

Lovely animation

[dire kayak]

exactly

[jaunty path]

Comedy is well

Kinda newgrounds

[dire kayak]

i love honed reactions

makes me feel like im good at SM2 when im not

[quaint moss]

oh rip

[stuck phoenix]

It’s been

1 hour

I’m at 960 SC

[nocturne bloom]

Oh man. Get to work and homie ain't there

All his stuffs missing too

[quaint moss]

rip

[stuck phoenix]

100 in a fucking hour

[quaint moss]

DAMN

[stuck phoenix]

It’s all fucking Requisitions

[dire kayak]

id give you my sc if i could

[stuck phoenix]

Medals too but I need medals so that’s whatever

[quaint moss]

): that is like soooo unlucky

[nocturne bloom]

Get 3 other people

[stuck phoenix]

Granted I’m not opening the bunkers but that’s super damn slow

[nocturne bloom]

Thats where a lot of the sc is

[stuck phoenix]

Like I could wait 1 minute for a guy to join and then open something thag will give me yet more fucking Requisitions

Or

I could go bully the Brood Commander

[dire kayak]

use the warp pack/exosuit bug

[stuck phoenix]

Don’t have either

[quaint moss]

bunkies are nice

[dire kayak]

how do you not have exosuits?

you get them at level 25

[quaint moss]

:> i have the scanner strat equiped, it makes it easier to find

[stuck phoenix]

980

[stuck phoenix]

I’m level 21

I errr

Played level 4 missions for a long while

[dire kayak]

ohhh

sorry i did not know-

[stuck phoenix]

It had a nice selection of stuff I enjoyed fighting

[quaint moss]

oh thats why, you need the car

essential

unfortunately

[stuck phoenix]

Grab the laser shotgun grind for the car

That’s what I’m doing

[quaint moss]

fair

[stuck phoenix]

Had nearly 850 anyway

[quaint moss]

i wanna get drunk and helldive

but i just woke up

[stuck phoenix]

Ah yes the get drunk and play a game that usually requires thinking but you can do it while extremely drunk

[warm maple]

i really don't get the mindset

[stuck phoenix]

20 more SC

[warm maple]

some people want to win lol

[stuck phoenix]

You would not believe the performance you do man

You either do abysmally shit

Or demolish everything

No inbetween

Funny both ways obviously

[dire kayak]

i wish you could give people SC

just so i can help my friends with warbonds

[quaint moss]

arma vet, i was piloting tanks drunk af

[stuck phoenix]

10 more

[quaint moss]

adds accuracy, i swear

[stuck phoenix]

Not being drunk adds too much thinking about potential ways to miss

[idle marten]

@visual vortex did you pass?

[visual vortex]

Uhhh

[thick coyote]

Imagine driving one of these while drunk

[stuck phoenix]

Which is why I always play competetive games while tired

[visual vortex]

I mean i am technically passing

[stuck phoenix]

I cannot be thinking about shit while tired

[idle marten]

Congratulations 🎊

[visual vortex]

But i cant really mess up

[idle marten]

I belive in you, enter flow

[sick vortex]

You can call me stupid for saying this, but what if bleed stacks carried a crit from the attack that applied it?

[visual vortex]

Funny how I am passing math which is my worst skill while i have an 98 in that class

[idle marten]

Too much

[visual vortex]

But chemistry is actually fucking me over

[idle marten]

Grab chemistry by the braids and give it back shots

By the beakers

[visual vortex]

Maybe just two bad lessons

I will totally lock in this lesson

[quaint moss]

exactly, why think, when shoot

[sick vortex]

What villain is making chemistry such an unfun subject for you?

[visual vortex]

Idk

[quaint moss]

kurt co reactions

[visual vortex]

We are looking at FUCKING SHAPES

How am i supposed to care or know about the shape when it is the exact same as the others but with two dots on it

[sick vortex]

Mathematical geometry shapes or formula for chemicals and the like?

[visual vortex]

Same thing with geometry where i almost failed

[quaint moss]

its to tell you about the type of bond and how to read it

[visual vortex]

Like connecting molecules

[visual vortex]

Not even that

We have to put it in a 3d format on a 2d format

[quaint moss]

they usually start out with simple chemicals like alcohol

[visual vortex]

C4H10 was one of our first ones

[quaint moss]

ah, i know how to draw, cant give much advice

[visual vortex]

The teacher was also confused and had to get a tutor to actually teach it 🙏

[sick vortex]

I see. That's always been a tough one for me. My class skipped it and did the cool stuff instead.

[feral vessel]

@jaunty path did you ping me with a machine girl song?

Really?

[quaint moss]

friend is stealing me

[feral vessel]

By all means, I listen to Femtanyl, and Femtanyl only.

Hi Grog.

[quaint moss]

hi merp :3

[visual vortex]

We're shaking beads jn a bottle

Bow

Now

[stuck phoenix]

Imma be Super Broke

I’m out of Super credits

[sick vortex]

Not going to lie, science rocks until you have to do the math crap.

[sudden wedge]

It's a passing grade though? That's good. Some subjects aren't for everyone. There's definitely been classes I just didn't get for the life of me like statistics

[visual vortex]

I would let it slide but i also need to do exams

[feral vessel]

Love me fifty line equation without a single fucking number in it.

[sudden wedge]

Go over all your homework and tests for the class and learn what you did wrong. Typically tests will be a mix or combination of problems you've already done in class

[quaint moss]

its fun

i love it

[stuck phoenix]

We all outta super credits

[visual vortex]

I couldnt care less if this was my final grade

[sudden wedge]

Oh shit. I just got convict status. Driptide here I come

[quaint moss]

(i got a 98 in chem)

[sick vortex]

Numbers suck until it coincides with me caving in a crushers head a bit more than last time.

[visual vortex]

I would

But we're on the next lesson

[thick coyote]

All my super homies partake in super stage of democratic capitalism
All my super opps are undemocratic super broke

[sudden wedge]

Well for the final exam it'll be useful. If this lesson plan builds on the previous, I'd ask the teacher or a teacher assistant for help understanding after class

[limpid vigil]

kinda a dumb question but does this game get roadmaps? Im asking cuz i have heard ppl talking abt em but i cannot find any newer ones

[feral vessel]

ultralate stage capitalism

is that like, the dynamax of capitalism

[jaunty path]

Yea

Listen to it

Now

[feral vessel]

Yeah. Okay. Sure.

[jaunty path]

And Listen to Psychic Attack Afterward

Pls

[thick fog]

never

[limpid vigil]

everytime i hear of machine girl for some reason i confuse em with the villain from redline

[thick fog]

They are never too open about roadmaps because they always change plans

[limpid vigil]

ah , makes sense

[thick fog]

thats why we never got a proper roadmap on launch because how absymal the game was

[limpid vigil]

kinda on brand for 40k

[thick fog]

So it took them over 2 years to make the game worth

[sudden wedge]

I believe they aim for 1 event per month. Last year they got to 11 though

[thick fog]

Yeah usually we get that

But major updates are usually each quarter of the year

[limpid vigil]

i hope brunt comes back

never met him but would like to

[thick fog]

We are getting a new class in Q2 update this year

[limpid vigil]

he seems fun

[limpid vigil]

Q2 as in the update or Q2 as in spring

[thick fog]

Spring

Usually the updates are late of the quarter

[visual vortex]

That's si daring for fatshark

[thick fog]

And theres the Skulls 2026

So they will reveal the class there

[limpid vigil]

idk what skulls are

[thick fog]

Warhammer focused gaming stream

[limpid vigil]

ahhhh

gotcha

[thick fog]

For all new Warhammer 40k and fantasy game announcements

and updates

[limpid vigil]

so kinda like what warframe has but im assuming it's all things warhammer

[thick fog]

Arbites was short teased to be revealed for Skulls 2025

So it will happen again this year for new class

[sudden wedge]

I did not know that was a thing, will be watching it.

[limpid vigil]

does it come with twitch drops?

[thick fog]

It is a fun watch if you are a real gamer

[limpid vigil]

i heard those were a thing for darktide

[thick fog]

twitch drops really come out only for darktide major updates

[sudden wedge]

There were 4 sets of drops last year

[visual vortex]

Warhammer mobile game reveal trailers with like 2 actually cool things

[thick fog]

and they all dogwater

twitch drops are not too good except weapon skins

[limpid vigil]

im of the mind that free cosmetics are free cosmetics

and i gobble em up

[thick fog]

the cosmetics are horrendous because of the twitch colours

[sudden wedge]

Vet one had a peg leg which was cool but ugly colors

[thick coyote]

The last twitch drop was actually good because shirtless ogryn

[thick fog]

let me drop it

[limpid vigil]

i mean i think that is the problem with twitch cosmetics in most games

in marvel rivals it kinda worked cuz most characters have purple color schemes already

[thick coyote]

Yeah it has to be recognized as twitch related

[idle marten]

Guys if discord requires a face scan or any personal data I'm outa hear

[thick fog]

the colours are not bad but the issue is how they implement for darktide

And it makes it ugly

[thick coyote]

And the only purple color in DT means bad (corruption)

Actually

[stuck phoenix]

Ya know they already steal that shit anyway because whatelse would they do

[thick coyote]

Water cartel is purple

[thick fog]

the twitch drop weapon skins are decent

thats the onl thing i like about

[feral vessel]

ourple

[limpid vigil]

tbh when i looked at the first pic (idk if that's psyker or zealot ) they did not look too bad

[thick coyote]

Good purple though

[idle marten]

Is twitch drop going on rn?

[thick fog]

issue is also the lighting and shading in this game

[thick coyote]

Why he ourple

[thick fog]

[thick fog]

no

[limpid vigil]

nah i was just asking when they come about usually

[idle marten]

Ok

[idle marten]

Good morning?

[thick fog]

Only expect new twitch drops in march for next update

[limpid vigil]

i wanna be ourple cuz i could not drink the forbidden juice (denaturat ) as a child

[feral vessel]

what do you even use this sticker for

i mean it goes hard as all hell

dont get me wrong

[idle marten]

I don't know

I think it's wake up

[dire kayak]

i just throw it in there randomly or whenever i get incinerated

[limpid vigil]

when i microwave popcorn

[jaunty path]

What does shield bashing skeleton mean

[idle marten]

Raaah

[limpid vigil]

those kernels know what they did

[feral vessel]

raaaah

[idle marten]

Can we get shield bashing ogryn?

[jaunty path]

Opinion on the mv?

[limpid vigil]

denaturat is just Denatured alcohol

[feral vessel]

The movie?

[dire kayak]

i had a primal reaction seeing that the first time

[jaunty path]

The machine gurl song

[jaunty path]

RAAAAHHHH

[dire kayak]

since the shield bashing sound is the same as the hl1 crowbar

[limpid vigil]

but tbh i live on the mindset of drinking it by playing ogryn

[feral vessel]

It's good. I liked it.

[limpid vigil]

oggy would prolly drink it ngl

[jaunty path]

Tell me what you think in detail! What did you feel when you saw the visuals!!

[feral vessel]

the half-life metal impact noise is stuck in my head and i have a sleeper code activation whenever i hear it used anywhere

[thick fog]

yes

[limpid vigil]

same with gmod collision sounds

[dire kayak]

fellow half life hyperfixator?

[feral vessel]

I did not watch the clip on account that I value my sanity enough to know that watching any ventcore artist's clip is like voluntary overstimulation.

[limpid vigil]

do not go into the half life subreddit

[feral vessel]

That clip of Bart Simpson in an electric chair.

[feral vessel]

Yes.

[limpid vigil]

they eat ppl

[dire kayak]

YAAYYY

[jaunty path]

Watch the video

[dire kayak]

im gonna stick to you like a parasite now

[jaunty path]

Merp

Watch the video

Pretty pwease...

[visual vortex]

The david bazucki curses:

[feral vessel]

Epic. Do you want to talk about the dark n' gritty (tm) beta for HL2 now?

[limpid vigil]

remora mindset

[dire kayak]

YES

I LOVE RAISING THE BAR REDUX

[limpid vigil]

scrath that Remora grindset

[feral vessel]

I will. Please do not call me a Floret anymore.

[jaunty path]

Oh yeah afterward watch Psychic Attack @feral vessel I'll do you a favorite in return

[jaunty path]

I have not and already have stopped

[feral vessel]

I agree.

I played a few maps from the Megapack.

Which is like. What, seven gigs worth of cut content maps?

[limpid vigil]

im so weird but whenever i hear the word redux for some reason all i can think of is the metro game

[jaunty path]

RAAAAAAAAAH 💀 🛡️ ⚔️

[feral vessel]

lmao i know which one

I had a thing for Metro for a while.

[limpid vigil]

the one with redux in the name

[feral vessel]

there's two

Metro 2033 Redux and Last Light Redux

[limpid vigil]

2033 is what i always think of

last light i just call last light

[feral vessel]

Last Light was my favourite entry in the series.

[jaunty path]

California here we go California here we go california here we go

[feral vessel]

I FUCKING HATE CALIFORNIA

anyways

[visual vortex]

California sucks

[nocturne bloom]

Ewww Cali 🤢

[jaunty path]

https://youtu.be/Bln9DQb1iCk

Its too late

I've procreated with your parents

[nocturne bloom]

Same

[feral vessel]

I'd say something controversial, but I'll control myself.

[idle marten]

Aunt missus

[feral vessel]

missus is going to turn me into a sillier version of the allied mastercomputer one of these days i swear

[jaunty path]

If I bury you alive. Will a tree grow

[feral vessel]

Hm, let me think. No.

[nocturne bloom]

HAROLD REFERENCE

[feral vessel]

FALLOUT THREE MENTIONED??

[visual vortex]

☺️

I'm not gonna say it

[jaunty path]

Merp. I have to bury you and harvest your crop.

[dire kayak]

YABFJKEWBNFAN

[feral vessel]

Uh oh, do you hear the stampeding horde of New Vegas fans on the horizon?

[nocturne bloom]

Erm hes not originally from fallout 3 🤓

[jaunty path]

[visual vortex]

I will maintain abstinence

[feral vessel]

Joy.

[jaunty path]

What type of crop do yoh produce merp

[visual vortex]

Spuds

[feral vessel]

cheese

cheesebuds

[jaunty path]

I imagine either a bush

Or a tree

Or sprouts

Is it square american cheese

[limpid vigil]

i was thinking rhubarb but string cheese

[dire kayak]

MUCH JOY

[jaunty path]

Have you considered growing paper

[feral vessel]

I shaved a week ago, don't dare.

[feral vessel]

Calm yourself, bruva or sista.

[jaunty path]

Oh so your balding

Noted

[nocturne bloom]

Bush? Shave? What are we talking about

[limpid vigil]

landscaping

[feral vessel]

What?

[jaunty path]

I didn't know lamia had a George bush fetish

[visual vortex]

I do need to shave my bushes outside ngl

[jaunty path]

Duly noted

[visual vortex]

They are getting very out of control

[feral vessel]

Something about plants.

[dire kayak]

the revolver has to be my favourite weapon in black mesa

[feral vessel]

With a distressingly innuendo undertone.

[jaunty path]

@nocturne bloom can I feed you xenodrugs

[limpid vigil]

XENOS MENTIONED

[feral vessel]

Have played Black Mesa actually, it was quite fun.

The first Half Life seems much harder than the second one, ta?

[visual vortex]

A roblox sonic fan game creator that was a pedophile had that fetish

[nocturne bloom]

Only i drug myself

[feral vessel]

What?

[limpid vigil]

not that suprising

[jaunty path]

Which one

https://youtu.be/DTNcrUBCqXk

[visual vortex]

Cant remember

[feral vessel]

How many roblox devs are in the files, you know which ones.

[visual vortex]

Too many to count

[visual vortex]

David

[jaunty path]

All of them feel the same to me

[feral vessel]

Really?

I mean, not that I expected less.

[visual vortex]

And literally any of them with a single molecule of talent

[jaunty path]

Same shit. Different place

[visual vortex]

Cant say

[jaunty path]

Can't really have a reaction anymore

[visual vortex]

But i wouldnt be surprised

[jaunty path]

What am I saying exactly

Does anyone have a translator

[feral vessel]

On the gov't website, there are several results for 'Roblox' in da files, though.

[jaunty path]

Including minecraft

[visual vortex]

Crazy

[feral vessel]

There's also multiple results for 'futa'

Somewhat disturbingly.

[visual vortex]

Worst fetish known to man

[jaunty path]

Have you read such results

[nocturne bloom]

Futa is an actual organization name iirc

[jaunty path]

no it isn't you dumbass

Christ

[feral vessel]

Yesi t is,

[visual vortex]

One of the worst

[feral vessel]

but there is also allegation that it meant the other thing.

[jaunty path]

Out of every else that'd what you say?

[feral vessel]

ALLEGEDLY.

[jaunty path]

Sheesh

[feral vessel]

Mister Worldwide predator being a FNaF futa enthusiast was not on my bingo list.

[jaunty path]

Can't even specify what I want to say

[nocturne bloom]

By all means, elaborate

[jaunty path]

Not an enthusiast as you can see he only then discovered it

Dumbass

[nocturne bloom]

He also played fortnite

And bought VBucks

[jaunty path]

You think he likes meowskulls

[feral vessel]

Pretty sure he was in the grave before Meowskulls came out as a skin, bruv.

[visual vortex]

He also added micro-transactions to cod

[feral vessel]

What the fuck can't you blame on the Big Stein now?

[nocturne bloom]

Oh he was also banned from xbox live for being aggressive

[feral vessel]

He was the reason why Todd Howard implemented 2 dollar horse armour.

Calling it.

[visual vortex]

He created futa.

[jaunty path]

Also "fnaf" shows up nowhere in the files.

So he didn't know what fnaf is

[visual vortex]

Calling it

[jaunty path]

He doesn't know about my queen toy chica

So that's good

[nocturne bloom]

Pretty sure it did

[limpid vigil]

im sorry to inform you that he distrbuted fnaf r34

[jaunty path]

No only in the 4chan link

[visual vortex]

I feel like his favorite fnaf game would be fnaf 2 or 5

[limpid vigil]

and not the normie kind

[jaunty path]

He only saw the porn not the franchise itself

[limpid vigil]

from what i heard he posted the porn

[jaunty path]

He posted a thread

[limpid vigil]

ahhh

[jaunty path]

He doesn't know what he's even looking at

[nocturne bloom]

He posted it from 4chan

[limpid vigil]

damn ppl should be clearer with what they say

[jaunty path]

Do not challenge the fnaf porn master

[feral vessel]

SO IT ALL LEADS BACK TO 4CHAN?

[limpid vigil]

did not try to

[nocturne bloom]

Mid

[jaunty path]

I've been in these trenches much longer than you

[feral vessel]

All roads lead to 4chan.

Truly.

[nocturne bloom]

It always does

[feral vessel]

The fucking root of all evil.

The original sin.

[nocturne bloom]

Nah you havent

[jaunty path]

[whole glade]

And micro transactions

[feral vessel]

that norwegian clover website

[limpid vigil]

i do and i understand my question tho is - monty gator or glamrock bonnie?

[visual vortex]

Fnaf 1 better

[jaunty path]

You're a monster addicted twink go drink ur anime gurl cuppys

[whole glade]

Glam rock foxy the best

[jaunty path]

Neither I prefer roxxane

[nocturne bloom]

At least I dont have feelings for clankers

[visual vortex]

Do you know how little that narrows it down?

[feral vessel]

They're animatronics, for fucks sake.
(roxanne)

[jaunty path]

Nikke.

[visual vortex]

I always loved fnaf 1 bonnie

[idle marten]

Iv never had monster

[visual vortex]

He canonically transcends space and time

[limpid vigil]

that is why i only like this type of stuff with the security breach cast

[feral vessel]

That's different, obviously.

[whole glade]

But BT from Titanfall…. :[

[limpid vigil]

cuz they are not haunted animatronics

[visual vortex]

Dont even try it

[jaunty path]

They are literally robots as you said

[visual vortex]

Actual ass

[idle marten]

Didn't plan on it o7

[feral vessel]

Ah shit, my past decisions coming to bite me in the ass.

[limpid vigil]

i wish he existed

[nocturne bloom]

Thats not how it works, read the lore

[jaunty path]

Robot girls

[limpid vigil]

but i do not mind roxy

[whole glade]

he actually looks gay as hell too

[nocturne bloom]

Nikke are partially humans, they are not autonomous

[feral vessel]

In specific, their brain is organic.

I think.

[limpid vigil]

I think we can all agree tho we need more games with killer sexy robots

[jaunty path]

True true

[feral vessel]

This is true.

[idle marten]

Nikke?

[visual vortex]

Fuck no

[feral vessel]

Goddess of Victory.

[visual vortex]

Humanity is the only option

[jaunty path]

When will fnaf toy chica be avaliable for purchase

[idle marten]

No clue

[limpid vigil]

Why the heck not?

[visual vortex]

Nothing shall exist

[jaunty path]

I will buy toy chica when shes made real

[feral vessel]

The sexy killer robots are used by humanity to be more badass, capich?

[idle marten]

Toy Chica tho

[visual vortex]

Beyond humanity

[visual vortex]

No

[feral vessel]

We found the AdMech chud.

[limpid vigil]

So many claim to not be furries yet they find roxane wolf from fnaf hot

hypocrisy i say

[idle marten]

My sister has a life sized Freddy fazbear in her apartment

[feral vessel]

call that a slippery slope fallacy.

[visual vortex]

Never said i didnt mind strapped myself with a V8 car engine

[jaunty path]

Merp are you a furry

[visual vortex]

Just dont like robots

[nocturne bloom]

Nikke brains are human, often donated. And if im not wrong the body made is based off the original donor body. At least some of them anyways

[feral vessel]

"donated" is a stretch but yeah

[limpid vigil]

so warframe logic is what im hearing

[feral vessel]

Being turned into a Nikke is portrayed as quite horrific, from what I've seen.

[jaunty path]

Oh so they're anime girl servitors. Noted :3

[feral vessel]

I remember that one female commander having a panic attack over the fear of being turned into one.

Also, the majority of those brains are slotted into the mass-produced molds. Not sure how it works but some of the molds come out looking different, for some reason.

[nocturne bloom]

I mean im sure it is but I dont really wanna spoil anything, Modern, red hood and rap are all decent examples though

[idle marten]

I'm thinking of shoes with brains in them (no clue what a nikke is)

[feral vessel]

https://nikke-goddess-of-victory-international.fandom.com/wiki/Category:Nikke

Robots that look like women.

With brains.

[visual vortex]

Lame

[idle marten]

Bride of Frankenstein

[feral vessel]

They usually have unreasonably big tits.

[limpid vigil]

idk i think one piece is the furry slippery slope

[gloomy tartan]

Unreasonable ?

[idle marten]

Now we're talkin

[jaunty path]

Merp isn't it kinda pornographic lmao

[gloomy tartan]

How can tits be unreasonable

[feral vessel]

Allocate some of that mass to the ass, please.

[feral vessel]

It's pegi 16, pretty sure it's not.

[idle marten]

Should I not click that link in a public place?

[feral vessel]

You scared of seeing jiggling ass cheeks, liberal?

[visual vortex]

Yeah

[nocturne bloom]

Never

[limpid vigil]

as it seems by looking at Zzz haters yeah , they are

[feral vessel]

You shouldn't,

but it isn't porn.

Just sexy anime girls.

[thick coyote]

Women are manufactured by the government 🗣️

[visual vortex]

Why would you make them into robots shaped like women tho

[idle marten]

Just close to porn got it

[visual vortex]

That's kinda stupid

[limpid vigil]

why tf not?

[feral vessel]

There was a shortage of human men, so the original Nikkes had to be based around female bodies.

[visual vortex]

Not what im saying

[gloomy tartan]

Why don’t we make a robot dinosaur

[visual vortex]

Im saying

[jaunty path]

I did so you should too

[gloomy tartan]

Dead ass

[visual vortex]

Why not make a tripod with like 5 guns and arms

[gloomy tartan]

Who cares about robot women

[visual vortex]

It's a robot

[visual vortex]

🤝

[limpid vigil]

You always get the killer terminator style robots , get some curves in there please

[gloomy tartan]

Why not robot dinosaurs that shoot lasers

[jaunty path]

Itd be a lot sexier

[feral vessel]

Not sexually appealing to commanders.

[visual vortex]

Giant turrets?

[gloomy tartan]

Why don’t we dead ass make a mecha Godzilla

[visual vortex]

Yeah that's really hot

[idle marten]

Says who?

[feral vessel]

IM BUSSING

[nocturne bloom]

I mean they make nikke that pilot mechs so

[jaunty path]

Okay but admit Dreadnoughts are way sexier than nikkes

[nocturne bloom]

[feral vessel]

No.

[gloomy tartan]

Like how many bodies would we have to throw at it to make a mecha Godzilla rn

[jaunty path]

You know its true

[gloomy tartan]

How many bodies will it take because it’s worth it

[jaunty path]

Okay look at thallax

[feral vessel]

Lucius is the sexiest thing in 40k by a long shot.

[visual vortex]

Put the brain IN the turret

[jaunty path]

When you see thallax

[idle marten]

What's a thallax?

[jaunty path]

You feel lust yes?

[nocturne bloom]

Less efficient

[visual vortex]

You have a thinking gun

[idle marten]

I'm so lost, it's ok

[gloomy tartan]

Ok hear me out

[idle marten]

I'm all ears

[gloomy tartan]

Combine a 🐀 with a

[visual vortex]

Skaven?

[idle marten]

Flamer scaven?

[gloomy tartan]

Get a little turret that shoots heretics in the head from underneath

No a cyber one

Replace its head with a gun

[idle marten]

They already do that, it's a storm fiend

Oh remove the head not the arms got it

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah like it’s a rat body Maybie cyberdize it up some

[visual vortex]

Why dont they stick a needle in its forehead

[gloomy tartan]

And the head it a tiny gun

Like the predator shoulder cannon

[idle marten]

But in its head slot

[gloomy tartan]

YES

see you see the idea

[idle marten]

We are like so In flow we should make out

[gloomy tartan]

Would it be like a laser

[feral vessel]

my favourite thing in Nikke is when the bots controlling my AI are IDIOTS

[gloomy tartan]

Or would it like be plasma

Would it be full of bullets?

[feral vessel]

ALL MY KILLERBOTS
ARE MORONS

[gloomy tartan]

It be funny if it was a plasma caster cyber rat

[idle marten]

More ogryn weapons when?

Ogryns got 12 weapons total I need more

[feral vessel]

Someone post the 'never' sticker, I'm not feeling it.

[gloomy tartan]

You know those dead rat things ogryn carries for food

[idle marten]

Yeah

[gloomy tartan]

You should able to use that rat as a weapon

[idle marten]

Rat nunchucks

[gloomy tartan]

Like it’s alive and you swing it

[idle marten]

Tie the tails together

[gloomy tartan]

And it bites heretics

Rat king nunchucks

Imagine

[idle marten]

Like the bagermancer from gorn

[gloomy tartan]

Dude ratking nunchucks would rule

[idle marten]

When is darktide getting a spear,

[gloomy tartan]

Lmao I said this

[visual vortex]

I like making the badgers eat his nipples off

[gloomy tartan]

Some random ass spear

[zenith merlin]

Ogryn should get a giant body bag as a melee and the skins for it would either have it be full of rocks or rats

[idle marten]

They can do that?

[visual vortex]

Yeah

Punch them and grab them

[idle marten]

That's kinda kinky

Does he like it?

[visual vortex]

Press them against him and they'll start biting him and trying to eat him

[visual vortex]

They can kill him.

[idle marten]

Doesn't mean he don't like it

If darktide gets a spear and shield I'll kiss the entire fatshark team

[visual vortex]

If darktide gives me the moebian 21st ill record myself bathing in a bath full of milk

[idle marten]

Is that an incentive?

[visual vortex]

Yes

[idle marten]

I'll take your word for it

[visual vortex]

Fatshark hmu if you like that trade 🤙

[idle marten]

I want someone from fatshark to sign my rubber duck, they are my favorite company

[zenith pollen]

You want that Spartan equipment?

[idle marten]

Like a hoplite sure, I was thinking more European

[zenith pollen]

Did you just called Spartans non european?

[idle marten]

I mean spear and shield is spear and shield I'll take what I can get

[visual vortex]

Give me a rapier fatshark

[idle marten]

I'm not a history fiend man i dunno, I failed Latin class when they asked me what a triclinuim is

[zenith pollen]

Dueling sword exists

[visual vortex]

No

[dire kayak]

do power spears even exist in 40k or has nobody in the imperium thought to improve one of the best warfare weapons?

[idle marten]

Pretty much

[zenith pollen]

Sparta aint even latin😭

[idle marten]

Not a Warhammer fan not sure

[visual vortex]

Most dangerous blade is a rapier

[idle marten]

I dunno bro, history not my strong suit

[zenith pollen]

Are you perhaps american?

[visual vortex]

I am

Ill take the joke

[dire kayak]

i just feel like space marines would benefit greatly from having a power spear

like a spear can definitely outrange a bonesword

[idle marten]

I am but I didn't go to school for long

I dropped out

[zenith pollen]

I noticed

[idle marten]

Thx

[visual vortex]

People are the worst part

[zenith pollen]

True

Its the same everywhere in the world

[green beacon]

fart shart!!!! give me halberd in darktide and my life is yours!!!!!!

[visual vortex]

Farter shard! Give me pics of wolfer's feet and my life is urs!!! 🙏

[dire kayak]

fartest shard!! give me rotten armour trapper and my life is yours!!!

[sleek harness]

Did fancy frog left the server

[jaunty path]

Did someone say fart

[sleek harness]

No

Get out

Go away Missus

[rain pilot]

Hello

[languid hazel]

Discord is doing a stupid, pass it on

[sleek harness]

Leanna

Think it's been very long since I last saw you here

[languid hazel]

I’vei beeni takingi ai breaki fromi Darktidei

:3

[sleek harness]

Understandable

What about Helldivers 2

[languid hazel]

Thate tooe

[sleek harness]

What do you think about the incoming update?

[languid hazel]

Good

Unlike Discord

[sleek harness]

Well I believe they will go back with the AI face scams after a "sudden" data leak

And I mean "sudden" because it's obvious going to happen

[languid hazel]

It already happened four months ago

All I know is, if they try to force me to verify my age I’m gonna send them a picture either of my middle finger or my balls then delete my account

[sleek harness]

Leanna

You don't have balls

But anyways, this AI face verification thing is happening globally because of Australia

Blame them

[languid hazel]

Whut

[sleek harness]

You just don't

[languid hazel]

Well shit, u rite. Damn thanks for the free and instantaneous bottom surgery, Raki

[sleek harness]

You have balls?

[languid hazel]

Not anymore!

[sleek harness]

Oh my god I feel like my legs are about to break

I just slept for like 2 hours what the fuck

[dire kayak]

what do you think of looping the rooms?

[timber elk]

is in the shadows behind them as he turns on his red lightsaber

:[

[timber elk]

GOOOOOOOBEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRR🗣️🗣️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️

YOU CANT ESCAPE MEEEE!!!

[dire kayak]

NEITHER WILL YOU

THE ONLY WAY YOU LEAVE ALIVE IS IF YOU BEST ME IN COMBAT

[timber elk]

ARRRRRGHHHH!!!! he starts jumping around like yoda at goober

(I mean I am 2’4tall lamb after all)

[languid hazel]

Is the Lamb really on 2’4”?

[timber elk]

Yeah

I’m only up to most peoples knees

I’m only as tall as master yoda

[languid hazel]

Damb

[twin dirge]

I see

Hah, fuckin midget

[timber elk]

chomps on his ankle

[twin dirge]

YOWWWWWW

[timber elk]

turns on red light saber, he starts fighting aki off

[fiery wave]

*Patpats @timber elk and @dire kayak *

[dire kayak]

w<

[timber elk]

head butts the rock breaking it

:3

[timber elk]

OH DONT FEED IT SPAGHETTI ITS GOT CHEESE

[visual vortex]

Played my first hd2 game in a long while

Not being flown around every 5 seconds is genuinely shocking to me

How do i get the chainsaw

[tired inlet]

hit level 150 today

"Super Private"

[ancient violet]

Cringe where is meat grinder?

[visual vortex]

WhT

[timber elk]

You get it from the viper commando warbond

However I would recommend you to get the breaching hammer instead

[visual vortex]

Apparently i had 995 sc when i last played

[timber elk]

It’s a million times better than the chainsaw

[visual vortex]

Yeah but chainsaw

[timber elk]

I know

But remember primarch vulkans choice of weapon

[visual vortex]

Okay

But like

What are the drawbacks and positives of each weapon

[timber elk]

So the draw backs for the chainsaw is that it can snag on to enemies and has you rev it up. It increases its penetration power.

[visual vortex]

🤤

[timber elk]

But it starts out at light pen than builds up to heavy

[twin dirge]

So the drawback for the chainsaw is it's mid against everything but bugs and bugs also rip you in half

The drawback for the sledge is there isn't one

[timber elk]

However with the hammer you immediately get access to anti-tank

[visual vortex]

So then why the fuck would you even give me a cool looking weapon

[timber elk]

And have 7 (9 if you run urban legends) breaching charges

[twin dirge]

Cuz it's fun to use with a jetpack and saw bike titans in half

[flat carbon]

what is the total penance score achievable with all ahievments done?

[visual vortex]

Give me 2 months and ill get back to you on that

[timber elk]

It was before the guy created his “magnum opus”

Which is the Doom hammer

Or boom hammer

[visual vortex]

Hmmm

[dire kayak]

i LOVE the jump pakc

[timber elk]

Or breaching hammer

[twin dirge]

Boom hammer is fun but also python commandos has a minigun

So

[visual vortex]

A crude and shitty weapon that is incredibly difficult to use

[dire kayak]

pretty much the only backpack stratagem ive used since i first unlocked it

[twin dirge]

Get what you want lad

[dire kayak]

i LOVE THE JUMP PACK FGEHKJABGNKJL

[visual vortex]

Or a hammer

[twin dirge]

It comes with a minigun too

[visual vortex]

Hmmm

[visual vortex]

🤤

[timber elk]

Or a crude and historical weapon that has a simple purpose

[twin dirge]

Chainsaw + Minigun + the armor is pretty juiced

I'm a python fan

[visual vortex]

Yeah but i like a crude weapon of brutality

[dire kayak]

im a force of law fan

[timber elk]

Hey it’s whatever you wanna do

I’m not stopping you

[dire kayak]

warrant my beloved ❤️

[twin dirge]

Looks like we're bombing merak lads

[visual vortex]

Nothing is better than using rhe shitty constitution rifle and doing a chainsaw rush

[timber elk]

Nope. Aurora bay.

[twin dirge]

Mmmmm, descelator my beloved

[visual vortex]

I like the armor

[dire kayak]

the armour is so pretty too

i love the heavy armour

i wanna marry that set of armour

[visual vortex]

Robocop armor 🤤

I like the teleporter backpack

[timber elk]

Hmmm I guess if I have to choose a favorite weapon

I really like the railgun

[visual vortex]

I like the pump shotgun from the halo one or the tac axe

[timber elk]

I always been a fan of railguns in gaming we unfortunately don’t get enough of these days

[visual vortex]

So i can see the eyes of the clankers go dark when i get close to them

[timber elk]

Heh okay emilie tell that to the borg who’s gonna spin kick you

[visual vortex]

None have

[timber elk]

I’m not getting close to him

[visual vortex]

Beyond war striders

Not seeing 50 of them drop in and give me retina burns was also pretty surprising

[timber elk]

You should’ve seen the hulk surge we had a couple days ago

[twin dirge]

Fuck that was so fun

Hulk surge was actually peak boom hammer gameplay

Warp pack boom hammer

[timber elk]

Mine was Quassar Peakness

[visual vortex]

Mine wouldve been big iron

[timber elk]

Since it was on that cold planet I had two Quassar cannons I kept swapping between

[visual vortex]

It is so satisfying to one-shot a hulk with a clean shot to kill

[timber elk]

They were dropping like files

[visual vortex]

What happened to the leak server?

[timber elk]

Deleted

[visual vortex]

Why

[timber elk]

I don’t know I didn’t even know we had a leak server

[visual vortex]

I did

I remember

[fading otter]

https://tenor.com/view/dillon-you-son-of-a-national-handshake-day-classic-reaction-handshake-reaction-gif-25297728

[visual vortex]

Leak

[fading otter]

Goated gun