general-chat

[digital lava]

??????

[rain idol]

Sky is blue

[dire kayak]

miku mentioned

ANAHSNFHRHJSBAABGAGA

[teal token]

Darktide?

[teal token]

[jaunty path]

Oh her. Yeah no shit shes a character of a very main stream show what do you expect

[teal token]

Cool...

[obsidian wren]

Its as bad as you would think

[hidden whale]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQOtVhqu_RA

[dire kayak]

i wanna go to miku expo this year.......

[digital lava]

But
It
Just
Strands
Of
Cloth

And

Mask

How

[obsidian wren]

Idk buddy people like the idea of the 'wrapping' technique

[teal token]

In the UK?

[obsidian wren]

Dont ask me

[dire kayak]

it's everywhere

[rain idol]

I know right!? She’s the best even if her taste in furniture is a bit off

[dire kayak]

in 2025 they had one in asia

this year in the summer they have one in NA

[digital lava]

Tail and cylinder animation

[teal token]

Last year my friend went there

[obsidian wren]

[teal token]

[dire kayak]

i really wanna go

[teal token]

Living furniture?

[rain idol]

That’s more dark elf if it’s alive if it’s dead it’s probably necron

[digital lava]

Is code really alive

Can it love

[teal token]

Skins to be wear and the meat and bones are use for home deco and furniture?

[zenith glade]

Can u ?

[dire kayak]

i can be furniture

[digital lava]

Every day dear

[rain idol]

God no they’re more akin to a sentient Chinese room that is so complicated it basically is sentient being in itself

[obsidian wren]

We are all trapped in the matrix, its time to wake up, a black man is trying to offer you viagra or tylenol

[zenith glade]

U dont get the reference

Zigh

Noobz

Noobz everywherez

[digital lava]

Elaborate

[rain idol]

Yep that how it is

[digital lava]

Y not Korean

[dire kayak]

i eat both and ascend to godhood

[zenith glade]

I, robot

The will smith movie

[digital lava]

Oooooo

[teal token]

Pumpkin pie sonny?

[digital lava]

Never watched it yet

[zenith glade]

Frownvote

[digital lava]

I've seen the zombie movie

I am legend

[rain idol]

Because if it was called the Korean room then everyone would call it the Korean room but it’s the Chinese room

[dire kayak]

pumpkin pie...... 🤤

[obsidian wren]

The viagra gives you the forbidden bone and the tylenol makes you severely autistic over the span of several years, if you eat both you devolve into a slug

[digital lava]

Wat is Chinese room?

[teal token]

Never had that before but steam pumpkin instead or some pumpin deserts (fry ones)

[dire kayak]

wait...

if im a cat...

[digital lava]

No pumpkin pie

[teal token]

Cat nip?

[digital lava]

🥺

[dire kayak]

and i dissolve into a slug

[marsh iris]

shut up chat

[jaunty path]

i think im gonna sleep soon

[dire kayak]

that means

im a slugcat now

fuck yes

[teal token]

Not many here only need to travel to others states for real pumpkin pie...

[jaunty path]

[teal token]

[teal token]

Rainworld?

Slug cat?

[digital lava]

I can't be that hard to make a pie love

[dire kayak]

rainworld

[digital lava]

Fuc in meat pie are ez

[obsidian wren]

Morb

[digital lava]

Jus swap it for pumpkin

[obsidian wren]

Meat pie is just a beef wellington in a different shape

[digital lava]

But that's for posh cunts

This

[teal token]

Well no many people know how to make pumpkin pie sadly...

[teal token]

Fried meat pie?

[digital lava]

Is for me an my retinue of dickhead

[rain idol]

It’s a thought experiment on ai, so imagine this fluent a Chinese speaker is on one side of the door and they have a bunch of papers on those papers they write something in Chinese and slip the paper under the door now on the other side of that door there’s a man that doesn’t understand Chinese but has a book that can trace the characters and the kind of responses he can give so he writes that down on a paper using the book while not actually knowing any Chinese so then he slips a response back under the door and the man outside the room thinks he’s just had a conversation in Chinese when in reality it was just simulated

[digital lava]

I heard some just boil em

[digital lava]

Whoa that's a whole lot of works

[obsidian wren]

I have a funny joke for you

[teal token]

I see while here we just oven it and turn it into crispy bun

[obsidian wren]

Go into google translate and translate fifty ten hull from english to french

[digital lava]

Like a dumpling

[obsidian wren]

Then click the audio button

[dire kayak]

oops

[digital lava]

Or sumthing

[dire kayak]

i meant to send a sticker

i don't know why it sent that

[teal token]

Yep but slighty bigger

[zenith pollen]

Fuck my ps plus ended no more darktide😭

[dire kayak]

moment of silence

[digital lava]

I could go for sum rn

[obsidian wren]

Proceed

[digital lava]

DT irl

[zenith pollen]

I had plans for today too in darktide FUCK

[dire kayak]

i-is that the thorn ring...?

[zenith pollen]

I dont live close to the usa and there is no poxwalkers where i live

[obsidian wren]

Translate it and click the audio translation

And find out

[digital lava]

Not even meathheads?

[zenith pollen]

Nope not even fent zombies

[digital lava]

Fuk any drugies in-between the us an au

Wait

GREECE

[zenith pollen]

Huh wdym

[digital lava]

Or is it Serbia

Sum ballin state

[zenith pollen]

We dont have drugies here only thing ppl take here as in drugs is weed but its extremly rare

[digital lava]

Balkin

[obsidian wren]

I wonder

[zenith pollen]

You tryin to guess what country im in?

[dire kayak]

meow

[digital lava]

No

[obsidian wren]

Gerson deltarune wants steak

[digital lava]

I'm just a bit pissed ey

Uh

Drunk

[zenith pollen]

You would make a fine zealot then

[misty smelt]

time to smack some heretics

[digital lava]

Imma b honest

I do not care about zealot

Every other class I'm maxed out there penences

[zenith pollen]

So you a hivescum type of player?

[digital lava]

Cept

[teal token]

Btw where ya from comrade Some?

[digital lava]

Nahhhh, like the vet an ogiy

[digital lava]

Victoria

[teal token]

Come visit Malaysia for food?

[digital lava]

I've been to uh fuckin

The

[zenith pollen]

I have a pretty fun build on veteran

[digital lava]

Philamins

[teal token]

Philamins?

[digital lava]

Can't type

Is lands above it

Philippines

[teal token]

Rip me can't read

[obsidian wren]

Do eels classify as water worms or fish

[teal token]

Vergil still visiting there with the storms?

[teal token]

Jelly snake?

[obsidian wren]

Jelly snakes are hagfish

[teal token]

Oh..

[digital lava]

Vergil, Storms

I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING

[obsidian wren]

Hagfish secrete jelly like substances at an alarming rate

[teal token]

PROVOKING, BLACK CLOULDS IN ISOLATIONS...

[digital lava]

You are my favorite now

Congratulations

[teal token]

So like how much % is the jelly in a hagfish?

[digital lava]

🎉

[teal token]

[zenith pollen]

Whats your veteran build

[obsidian wren]

Picking up hagfish is like picking up a hot dog covered in vaseline so idk

[teal token]

I see

[digital lava]

I don't remember, I'm on me phone

[obsidian wren]

40% jelly 60% fish

[digital lava]

The last one I remember

[zenith pollen]

Do you atleast remember what gun and melee you are using?

[digital lava]

Was the power saber cus it was new

[teal token]

Kitchen gun?

[digital lava]

Bolt pistol

[digital lava]

Big boi was club

[obsidian wren]

Boltgun snipers manhandle everything

1 diamantine tipped explosive bullet

[teal token]

AWP in Darktide when?

[digital lava]

Id luv sum long laz

[obsidian wren]

Ratlings would be the only ones using longarm rifles

[digital lava]

Smoll bois

[obsidian wren]

Allow them to ride on an ogryns shoulder

[digital lava]

God yes

[obsidian wren]

Portable anti-tank modification

[digital lava]

Dwarf tossing

Angry ratters

[obsidian wren]

Ratling orbital on the homeless tweaker with weird green energy in my yard

[digital lava]

Is that the zealot of hive scum

[obsidian wren]

Daemonheads are friendly

Go say hi

Offer him a stimm

His name is gingerbread he doesnt bite

Its 4 am im done existing conciously

[warm maple]

ima shrive the daemon host

[digital lava]

Wat is sriving

[zenith pollen]

How much have you drinked today?

[royal cairn]

Being exposed to the warp made my belly button turn into teeth

[twin dirge]

Being exposed to the warp turned me into a centaur

[warm maple]

beinge xposed to the warp made me autistic

[royal cairn]

Being exposed to the warp transformed forskin into a tentacle

can the beast of Nurgle be tamed ?

Can you feed it

[somber stream]

Welcome Greyname

You'll fit right in

[royal cairn]

Genuine question would I get crushed if spilled jelly on iron warriors armour

My neighbour looks like a ogryn

[astral basin]

Strange

[royal cairn]

what’s strange

[somber stream]

This place attract a certain type of people for some reason

[royal cairn]

Can’t joke in 2026 😔

lmao

[astral basin]

One of two at least, yes

Sometimes both are the same

Time will tell of they belong to the cult

[lilac crag]

good kinds

[astral basin]

Alex!

[somber stream]

Roight

[astral basin]

Is that a nun?

[somber stream]

Gooooood

30 minutes until

Something

[astral basin]

Something

[astral basin]

One more poster for the qr code, no?

[somber stream]

Helldivers dispatched is hacked to hell, 167 million reinforce budget vaporized in 2 hours lol. There better be a counter intel

No no, QR is here already. Lead to a link with the countdown

[somber stream]

https://superearth.se/01001100010000010100011101001100010010010100011101010011010000010100010101001110010001000100111001001001010011100

[astral basin]

Ah

[tacit geode]

30 minutes

[faint charm]

hi people

people people

do u believe in ghosts

[astral basin]

“Move along democratically”

[somber stream]

Not really

But I'm not also denying it

[faint charm]

ooo

[somber stream]

I felt something way back then

[faint charm]

wow

i wanna meet some ghost

[astral basin]

History lingers. Cause and effect

Dont have to be spiritual to appreciate the world turning

For some, being spiritual is the way though

[somber stream]

Religion is a beacon of hope in times of existential crisis

[astral basin]

A guiding force for those that need it

[modern bobcat]

In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god's blessing. But because, I am englightened by my intelligence.

[astral basin]

Being intelligent is its own curse.

Say what you want about religion, having some kind of faith and dedication is admirable though.

[somber stream]

Placebo has its uses

Did you know believing you are sick can cause actual physical sickness? goes by Nocebo

Think people died because of that before as well

[astral basin]

Ye our own mental has so much power over our physical

Even depression can be lethal

Animals to this day mourn themselves to death

[somber stream]

Huh

Come to think of it

'You break my heart' is an actual thing

"Broken heart syndrome" There we go, i did recall my middleschool math teacher talking about this

Guy was an oddball, talk about literally everything but math during his uhhh, 'rambling'

8 minutes and 30 seconds

[digital lava]

Broken people braking hearts

[astral basin]

Catching up on hells paradise

Man. If i dont die diseased. Imma be a wrinkly af old man

[amber delta]

chat what is happening in helldivers

are we defecting

[somber stream]

No, system compromised

[astral basin]

Stress tends to induce age.
Being constantly stressed? Eugh

[somber stream]

S.E Computer engineers are so bad lol

[amber delta]

major order tells me to kill one true flag

I do major order

[twin dirge]

Yeah the muscles in your heart will deteriorate to the point they don't function and can't maintain the shape of your heart causing flow issues and leading to death

Very fun stuff

[somber stream]

5 minutes and 15 seconds till galaxy wide system failure

(I think)

[twin dirge]

Wdym

Hd2 stuff?

[somber stream]

Hd2 stuff

[astral basin]

Theres a thing happening
A hidden timer
Ye

[twin dirge]

Mood

[somber stream]

https://helldiverscompanion.com/#news

[twin dirge]

I hope it's neat

[somber stream]

Bot hacked our Feeds lol

[twin dirge]

Yeah my companion app has been freaking out lmfao

[amber delta]

okay but where are the lies

[somber stream]

80 million lives gone in 2 hours, it's literally impossible to do so with our current player count

2 minutes, feed is going bonkers

50 sec

[amber delta]

they put the correct numbers in, the official were lower on purpose

[somber stream]

Shove it traitor

[amber delta]

Sir I am killing One True Flag as ordered sir

[astral basin]

Oml

[somber stream]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJSxy5uc0aQ&t=7s

That's it?

[astral basin]

Well. That kind of slaps the weirdos on the titties

“Automatons and cyborgs aren’t the same!”

Mf

Actually

Imma save that vid

[amber delta]

AH just slapped us with the coolest story arc ever and they did not even put this as unique patch subtitle

[somber stream]

If they could just use the in-game terminal to reveal these kind of thing instead of their fuckass discord

[modern bobcat]

I love Cyberstan, I will sacrifice my life for Cyberstan

[amber delta]

super earth has fallen billions helldivers must die

[modern bobcat]

#theorycrafting message

[bleak sleet]

Yes to your name

[halcyon glen]

Don’t take it away from me bc u don’t know what it means to me

[little marten]

lol are we automatons now

Well i already know some of you were

[somber stream]

We're enslaving them

Again

[astral basin]

They crave the mines

[somber stream]

Triple the defense budget

[astral basin]

New system breach

They just reposted the vid on the discird

I think its playing on the destroyers broadcast screen

Can hear the roaches in the walls…

Way too quiet in here

[jovial hearth]

... what

[obtuse magnet]

Anybody got a minute to help me figure out mods? Just one mod, global store.

[astral basin]

#📌communities message

[obtuse magnet]

thx

[faint charm]

what are they saying?

i never heard roaches

[astral basin]

Something about taking a bath i dunno

Rude things they are

[misty smelt]

just had a chaos spawn smack me on the ground so hard i fell under the map

[astral basin]

Was told it was heretical nonsense, id like to agree

[faint charm]

huh

[visual vortex]

What

[little marten]

🤖

[visual vortex]

Thank you

[twin flower]

So what was the news in helldivers

[somber stream]

Cyborgs

[teal token]

Should get some sandy beers?

[twin flower]

good cyborgs?

[visual vortex]

Elaborate

[somber stream]

No

[twin flower]

Some news about Helldivers 2

[teal token]

Discount?

[visual vortex]

Oh ok

[somber stream]

https://youtu.be/mJSxy5uc0aQ?

Tl;dr

DIVE NOW

[little marten]

Automatons get a second roster before squids finish their first

[teal token]

Is Skiitari tall?

[visual vortex]

I uninstalled game tho

And dont ahve people to play with

[somber stream]

SOS beacon

And lady Liberty is always with you

Also the game is like, 33 gigs now

[visual vortex]

Did they fix fire thoughV

[somber stream]

Fire now kill bots very quickly

[visual vortex]

🤤

[visual vortex]

Yeah but i dont really wanna play with other random people

They die a lot

[twin flower]

Is there stuff like rankings or is everyone just a pug

[timber elk]

SWEET LIBERITY

HI EVERY

bashes the microphone hi everyone:3

[long sigil]

shit

[timber elk]

Hmm?

[long sigil]

my pills is almost out

[timber elk]

Oh

[long sigil]

fuck

[pastel crater]

Hello ^^
Are there any new darktide theories around?
Pls do not send me to theorycrafting, its only helldivers in there

[fading otter]

Its Helldivers in here too

[timber elk]

Umm

I heard there might be a weapon pack?

But I only heard a couple people say that as a meme

[surreal ermine]

my epic darktide theory is that kayex loves me

[teal token]

[digital lava]

:3c

Same

[faint charm]

pills

[long sigil]

stupid window 11

i miss 10

[amber delta]

I use 10

[long sigil]

11 is shit as hell

[obtuse oak]

i like win11

autohdr is good

[amber delta]

no ads no bloatware no secureboot

[long sigil]

microsoft fucker is demon

[surreal ermine]

i miss the peak of windows 7

[amber delta]

win7 goat

[obtuse oak]

true, that was a good os

[digital lava]

Which one was the one with the beautiful start-up noise

[amber delta]

amiga

[surreal ermine]

i really miss when i didnt need fucking third party software for the start menu search to work properly

no microsoft i dont want bing search results in the start search i want the programs on my computer

[amber delta]

remember old windows search with the little doggo animation

homie would look up exactly what u needed

so accurately that a single typo in the file name and you'd get 0 results

[obtuse oak]

i got used pretty quickly to using the search results buttons to actually filter for what i'm looking for (apps/settings) but yeah it's definitely unnecessary enshittification that you have to do this in the first place

the craziest thing i saw was that notepad now has copilot integration

what the fuck is an LLM doing in my .ini file viewer???

microsoft has lost the plot lol

[surreal ermine]

in what world would anyone need that in notepad

[long sigil]

billgate?

[obtuse oak]

and you know what that means

[amber delta]

corpos are pushing AI into everything

[long sigil]

microsoft boss is evil

[amber delta]

because they invested too much into it

[obtuse oak]

this makes notepad an online-only program

[long sigil]

hope pain

[obtuse oak]

oh wait i lied

the original features work as normal without internet

my bad, put away the pitchforks.

[amber delta]

no

[obtuse oak]

but still

[amber delta]

use pitchforks

kill AI

[surreal ermine]

just try and stop me from bringing pitchforks to microsoft hq

[obtuse oak]

wishing death on people is against the server rules, bro. cmon.

[amber delta]

wish death on AI

and microsoft

they not people

ez

[long sigil]

oh shit

[amber delta]

good edit

[long sigil]

edidet

[amber delta]

hope socks always wet

[long sigil]

shit

i dont know what to do

and i dont want do

guess

f it

go do nothing

[amber delta]

go game

[faint charm]

whats wrongwith windows

best OS all time

[amber delta]

bill gate evil

[modern bobcat]

Everything work wise has some bullshit AI system integrated for no reason

Adobe/PDF viewer, Office, Outlook, CoPilot is in the start menu, etc

[somber stream]

Did you know there exist a Smart™ Water bottle

Sell by Apple

[modern bobcat]

I've had to disable it everywhere because if fucks with me trying to actually read a PDF

I don't need a hallucinated summary of a 200 page document

[amber delta]

there is a reason

just not for users

[thick coyote]

"There are no Rs in strawberry "

[analog marsh]

Yeah, AI is useless in over half the stuff they shove it in.

Like bloody google keeps asking me if I want to use their new Ai search thing and I've clicked no a bunch of times, but it keeps asking me every few days. Just fuck off with your ai shit google.

[long sigil]

damn ai raised ram price and gpu price

damn ai

[normal swift]

Anyone know when the gas/stim event will be over? Truly getting tired my Quickplay results in a giant FPS drop leading to freezing, crashing game, and a very hot console.

[long sigil]

dont know

i just hope they not in to havoc shit no more

[teal token]

Should I post beer pic in zealots chat?

[little marten]

Power mad

[brazen pelican]

What about Denji, he okay?

[little marten]

What cartoon is this a reference to?

[brazen pelican]

CSM.

[little marten]

Chaos space marines?

[brazen pelican]

Where?

[little marten]

🤯

[long sigil]

Chaos Space Marine?

[brazen pelican]

Who?

[long sigil]

u said CSM

wait

is it Chain Saw Man?

[brazen pelican]

Motorized Tree-felling Device Male Individual, indeed.

[long sigil]

anyway

chainsaw man character is lookalike adventure time

fin the denji jake the chainsaw dog

makima bublegum

[brazen pelican]

Adventure time? When? I like adventures.

[long sigil]

what

no

adventure time

cartoonnetwork's show

[brazen pelican]

Never heard of.

[obtuse oak]

https://tenor.com/view/ragebait-rage-bait-lol-lmao-gif-3554026694133497645

[long sigil]

[brazen pelican]

That's adorable! :3

[long sigil]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1106798485384220775/1460563879007490069/icon_3.gif

[timber elk]

SWEET LIBERTY THE CYBORGS KNOW MATERIAL ARTS

[brazen pelican]

Material arts:

[manic widget]

Let me know when they discover Marital Arts

[brazen pelican]

[timber elk]

wait hold on reads the script

ummm okay

SWEET LIBERTY THE CYBORGS KNOW MARITAL ARTS!

[brazen pelican]

👰‍♀️ 💍

[manic widget]

I don't normally do this, but that gets an uwu

[timber elk]

Eww no you have a partner throws a super destroyer at her

[brazen pelican]

You were the one talking marital stuff!

[timber elk]

NOT THAT STUFF

[elder merlin]

Who you marryin?

[brazen pelican]

No idea.

[elder merlin]

[timber elk]

FUCK

[brazen pelican]

Think Lamb is, though. Talking marital stuff.

[manic widget]

If she do marital stuff

[timber elk]

sighs and looks at the scrip again. This time the joke is ruined

sweet liberty the cyborgs know martial arts….

[brazen pelican]

Do they throw dynamite?

[timber elk]

No they throw spin kicks and flying knees to the face.

[brazen pelican]

"Do you call throwing dynamite a martial art?"

"Hey, as long as it works."

[brazen pelican]

Sounds painful.

[manic widget]

Muay Thaibots

[timber elk]

I mean that’s what they did in the trailer

[brazen pelican]

I'm scared. :<

[timber elk]

Oh and they got a vox engine too

[manic widget]

Is it better than Unreal 5?

I hate myself for that joke

[brazen pelican]

A lot better, so much better it's unreal.

[timber elk]

Anything is better than unreal 5 my friend

[manic widget]

Damn, if the bots had Unreal 5 we may have had a chance

Double if they run on Windows 11

[vestal mantle]

Im ready... All I need is my trusty Senator

[timber elk]

But now the vox engine is a massive war machine with fuel laser cannons, quad Gatling guns, heat guide missile systems.

[thick coyote]

Me raiding automaton fortresses

[brazen pelican]

Armstrong?

[timber elk]

DONT FUCK WITH THIS SENATOR

[lusty estuary]

so we're all defecting and helping out the cyborgs right

[timber elk]

NANO MACHINES SON

[brazen pelican]

Form an alliance with the bugs.

[long sigil]

"played callege ball y'know"

[amber delta]

I do what major order tells me

[lusty estuary]

we can make the bugs sapient again

[timber elk]

COULDVE GONE MAJOR JACK

[brazen pelican]

"MY SOURCE IS THAT I MADE IT THE FUCK UP!"

[lusty estuary]

how do you reverse like 200 years of selective inbreeding

[timber elk]

Well there’s two

[thick coyote]

I mean
Think about the gas prices

And also

[timber elk]

So pulls out talon which one are you doing?

[brazen pelican]

Introduce new genes.

[thick coyote]

We'd have to turn the ship around

And that will take time

[amber delta]

both, I listen to high command orders

[lusty estuary]

put me in a room with a bile titan

[thick coyote]

Also consider that I don't wanna

[timber elk]

TRAITOROUS SCUM

[amber delta]

[manic widget]

I've watched enough anime to know where this is going

[amber delta]

MO tell me to kill

[timber elk]

THERE! HES THE TRAITOR

[thick coyote]

Good soldiers follow orders looking ahh

[brazen pelican]

Noted, will never kill in the name of Major Orders.

[timber elk]

No! He was talking about killing the one true flag!

[brazen pelican]

We're killing it? Okay.

[timber elk]

[manic widget]

Just one? ez

Where do I shoot

[brazen pelican]

Easiest MO ever.

[timber elk]

turns into a bomb

Yeah

Exactly

[brazen pelican]

Think a 500kg bomb is enough to kill a flag? Asking for a friend.

[manic widget]

I was just gonna napalm strike it

[brazen pelican]

Both?

[manic widget]

Then Napalm Barrage it

THEN 500kg it

[timber elk]

I don’t know 2929 helldivers did already, ask them.

[amber delta]

I think it counts if you just teamkill someone wielding it

[brazen pelican]

You're refusing a Major Order?

[timber elk]

Yes.

[manic widget]

Its treason then...

[brazen pelican]

Heresy! I mean Treason!

[manic widget]

Do Helldivers have a Slaanesh equivalent? I wanna join those

[timber elk]

pulls out a red lightsaber and starts spinning and jumping around like yoda

[manic widget]

In fact, I wanna join the Slaanesh equivalent in every universe

including irl

[timber elk]

jumps at her with a red lightsaber

[brazen pelican]

Waits for the Lamball to exhaust themselves.

[manic widget]

We're on the internet alot, probably won't take long

[brazen pelican]

True.

[timber elk]

is now exhausted since he ate too much chili last night

[manic widget]

You'll be exhausted from pooping too

[timber elk]

I’m….soo….sleepy passes out from a food coma

[brazen pelican]

Chili? Where? I can has? Is for me? ..oOwOo..

[timber elk]

wakes up and turns on the red lightsaber again and starts spinning and jumping around like yoda

[brazen pelican]

Ignores the Lamball and starts looking for the chili.

[manic widget]

Chili adventure

looks for the shredded cheese

[timber elk]

HEY GET BACK HERE AND DO THE DUEL OF FATE🗣️🗣️❗️❗️❗️

[manic widget]

duel of the fates plays as we look for chili yo, this song lit

[lusty estuary]

copying the hanoi hannah script near 1-to-1 is kind of awesome

its got me riled up lets all frag our democracy officer

[brazen pelican]

Sniffs like a dog looking for drugs. "Where is that chili?"

[amber delta]

is slopshop rotation this week or next

[timber elk]

I’ll give it if you fight me

[lusty estuary]

next week

[timber elk]

[brazen pelican]

I don't like fighting. :<

[manic widget]

Make love not war

[timber elk]

Wait….your apart of a warband how are you not a fighter?

[long sigil]

eh no

[manic widget]

Moral support

[long sigil]

kill or be killed

[little marten]

Emotional fighter

[timber elk]

WAIT YOUR LITERALLY A WAR BUG HOW ARE YOU NOT A FIGHTER

[little marten]

Fights with cuddles

[manic widget]

I will love them to death

[brazen pelican]

I scavenge and steal most food. Then I collect shiny rocks from dead Aeldari.

[long sigil]

i have 3 sisters

[manic widget]

I will love the heretics until they ghost me and the war will be over in days

[long sigil]

and i dont have fantasy of woman

[lusty estuary]

peace always wins in the end

[brazen pelican]

I also loudly recite quotes from Joe Wilkinson to inspire my allies.

[lusty estuary]

some bugs ain't built for violence

[timber elk]

Well there goes my awesome lightsaber fight I had in plan *puts a massive pot of chili on the table8

[manic widget]

You who are wise in the old ways

[brazen pelican]

Fuck yeah, chili!

[brazen pelican]

[manic widget]

Found the Bard

[thick coyote]

Poor soul

[faint charm]

i wanna get slaneshed so bad

[zenith pollen]

5 houts without darktide i hear pox bursters and when i close my eyes i can see the hud

[lusty estuary]

you need to get back to it

atoma needs YOU

[zenith pollen]

I KNOW BUT MY PS PLUS ENDED TODAY

[lusty estuary]

pull out the credit card

[zenith pollen]

Im broke

And that vision about lack of darkitde for idk how long is terrifying

[thick coyote]

All my homies are victims of late stage capitalism
All my opps are broke

[lusty estuary]

i got $14 in my bank account and that's okay

[zenith pollen]

I have 20 pln

Ps plus is 40

Ps plus extra is 60

[lusty estuary]

i imagine it continues to increase by intervals of $20 for each extra

elite platinum ps plus extra extra extra extra members get a cold wet towel thrown at their heads and hideaki nishino to come visit you personally at your house

[fiery wave]

Does eating count as fighting?

[zenith pollen]

If it was 20 dollars for each upper tier i would be homeless

Im lucky sony has reasonable prices 60 pln = 17 dollars

And i have a TON of good games

We recently got subanutica below zero

[lusty estuary]

it's this week??

[brazen pelican]

Check dm's.

[lusty estuary]

i thought it reset last week

[zenith pollen]

Im scared

[timber elk]

Hey check DMs

[zenith pollen]

HOLY SHIT YOU ARE ALIVE

I thought we boiled you alive long ago

[timber elk]

My death was greatly exaggerated

[timber elk]

So…your the punk I heard about turns on red lightsaber

[fiery wave]

What did the Lamb Stew do now?

[zenith pollen]

Its something very old and not important its better to forget about it

[timber elk]

Did you check dms?

[lusty estuary]

why do they call it a direct message when you direct the message in out the direct message of the direct message in

[brazen pelican]

My head hurts. :<

[zenith pollen]

I did

[modern bobcat]

Nah it's been a week already

Time flies when you're expecting drip

[timber elk]

Why do they call it oven when of in the cold food out hot eat the food

YES.

[brazen pelican]

Time flies sounds like an unholy Tzeentch and Nurgle collab.

[thick coyote]

Falling Devil dialogue 🗣️

[leaden granite]

Leveling up charactsrs is so tedious

[timber elk]

Neuro read my text

The one above yours

[elder merlin]

Some day

[brazen pelican]

Headache. :<

[fiery wave]

Faster if you are enjoying it, you mean.

[timber elk]

Hehehe

[brazen pelican]

Evil.

[zenith pollen]

You givin us reasons to roast you this time instead of boiling

[timber elk]

You will not see the end of this day if you try rat boy

[zenith pollen]

Thats a bat goober

[timber elk]

Don’t care. I’m evil remember?

[zenith pollen]

Oh right

[timber elk]

I’ve been saying this the entire time. But in a goofy goober.

[zenith pollen]

We need to put you in that ogryn hand cannon

[timber elk]

See there’s one problem with that.

I put the milk in before the cereal

[brazen pelican]

Replace friendly rock with friendly goober.

[amber delta]

chat

[brazen pelican]

I freeze my tea water so I can just reheat it.

[timber elk]

I microwave my tea

[amber delta]

does increased attack speed make thrust stacks apply faster

[brazen pelican]

I eat my cheeseburgers with the peel on.

[timber elk]

I heat up my ramen before adding in the water

[brazen pelican]

I just take straight bites out of kitkats.

[timber elk]

I also take straight bites out of cupcakes

Without taking off the peel

[zenith pollen]

I wish ppl would use voice chat more often not for info but for shits and giggles

[brazen pelican]

I light them up then eat my cigarettes.

[manic widget]

The box is part of the pizza

[timber elk]

I like to think of hand holding and marriage

[manic widget]

I do shit and giggle in voice chat

[brazen pelican]

I love doing my dishes by hand so I can reward myself with the snacks by the drain after.

[brazen pelican]

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

[timber elk]

I like doing my laundry by hand so I can go outside and enjoy the fresh air

And actually touch grass

[brazen pelican]

I let mutants charge me, it's the closest I get to a hug. :<

[timber elk]

I let trappers net me. It’s the closest I ever get to a person obsessed with me.

[zenith pollen]

If i lived alone and had no langauge barrier i would talk alot like slandering psykers when i have the chance

[zenith pollen]

Thats so fuckin funny someone turn it into a quote

[brazen pelican]

I only play on the lowest difficulty, it's the closest I get to accomplishing anything.

[timber elk]

I play only on the highest difficulty so I can feel some sort of accomplishment

[brazen pelican]

But you gotta win, as well.

[timber elk]

I win all the time

It’s too easy

[zenith pollen]

Thats actually not evil at all so you have a souls under all that wool

[timber elk]

[brazen pelican]

I don't believe you. SHAVE THE LAMB!

[zenith pollen]

We can roast it after all that effort cant go to waste

[leaden granite]

Oven bake it

[timber elk]

You shear me your gonna wish you didn’t do that

[brazen pelican]

Good idea.

[thick coyote]

No
It's a set period of time for Thrust

[fiery wave]

You just want a wooly sweater or something.

[brazen pelican]

No, those are warm, and warm is the enemy.

[timber elk]

You know what holds shears to my wool NOW EVERYONE STOP OR ILL SHEAR MYSELF

[fiery wave]

You mean you look horrific under the wool?

[brazen pelican]

Do it!

[astral basin]

@somber stream actual cyborgs have come
And
The hd1 heavy weapons platform is an alternate factory strider slot

[timber elk]

IM GONNA SO IT

shears myself and is the doom slayer now

[astral basin]

makes a hat from the discarded wool

[somber stream]

It's not even the Siege Mech

[zenith pollen]

Doom slayer has a fursona?

[brazen pelican]

John Doom?! Is that you?!

[astral basin]

Baby siege mech

[timber elk]

I mean….his pet rabbit?

[somber stream]

So the actual siege mech will be about 2 times bigger?

[astral basin]

Maybe

[zenith pollen]

Also hes married to issable from animal crossing dots are connecting real quick

[timber elk]

I don’t think that’s actually cannon

[thick coyote]

Your fursona is trash
I say as Doom Slayer reloads his shotgun with crying intent

[brazen pelican]

It is canon for I have so decreed.

[astral basin]

That was doom guy

Doom slayer has no tears. Only rage

Doom guy? That guy was a softie

[thick coyote]

No that's not solid snake

[timber elk]

When are we getting that doom the dark ages DLC

I hear we are gonna get more lore for the doom slayer

A spear for a melee weapon and a extremely hard to get secret weapon

[zenith pollen]

Not sure

[timber elk]

Anyway

[twin flower]

Weird ship

[timber elk]

puts on a trench helmet and grabs a trench shotgun how about those leaks for the ww1 warbond

[astral basin]

Im still loathing it being a mortar camp on wheels
Combined factory and war strider

[somber stream]

New title update confirmed
"Machinery of Oppression"

[timber elk]

That actually sounds fire

[somber stream]

Droping 10 feb

[astral basin]

Hmmm

[timber elk]

Sounds waaaaay better than “into the unjust”

[somber stream]

But wait, what the fuck do you mean there's another update

WHAT ELSE ARE YOU HIDING FROM US ARROWHEAD

[timber elk]

So supposedly we are getting a WW1 themed warbond

[brazen pelican]

Swedish secrets.

[timber elk]

With a trench shotgun, a increndiry smg.

[twin flower]

I mean, isnt it nice theyre dropping more updoots

[timber elk]

And a HEAVY flamer

[somber stream]

Like disconnect every 3 ganes?

Lamb you're spoiling

[brazen pelican]

Exactly.

[timber elk]

Oh and the shovel is supposed to be a melee option now we can pick from the super destroyer

[astral basin]

The dt devs are neighbors
Cant we ask them to hop over and get us some info?

[timber elk]

Hey I’ve had my eye on this warbond far longer than the stealth warbond

So bugger off

[zenith pollen]

Like overwatch

[timber elk]

I NEED MY WARCRIME OF A SHOTGUN SO THE CYBORGS CAN COMPLAIN

[astral basin]

You already have the super shotgun

[timber elk]

Is that when jetpack cat comes out?

[zenith pollen]

Shotguns are so good you can tell the game is fire if they do shotguns right

[somber stream]

Hey where's the female Cyborg at

What happened to fair and equality huh?

[zenith pollen]

New season i think all of those characters at once realese

[astral basin]

Fkn overwatch
Loathe that game
Cant believe i redownloaded it

[somber stream]

Isn't that a socialist thing

[timber elk]

The female cyborgs are the vox engines

[astral basin]

Its the commanders
Lookat that prominent bust

[zenith pollen]

I like overwatch i always liked hero shooters i played a ton of tf2 back in the day

BUT MY MAIN KEEPS GETTING BANNED

[timber elk]

So February 10th?

[twin flower]

Play Deadlock

[astral basin]

Deadlock not on console

[timber elk]

And it won’t be

[twin flower]

Get a PC

[astral basin]

Too broke

[somber stream]

Oh right, Cadian drip for Darktide this week as well

[timber elk]

Oh new rotation?

[somber stream]

Yeah should be the Heavy Flak vest we've all been waiting for

[astral basin]

Taxes left me $250 in my account
And i still need to buy groceries/ wait for the power bill

[inland mantle]

Sell a kidney

[twin flower]

Feelsbadman

[sweet trail]

I love darktide discoed bc half the time nobody is talking about darktide or even 40k

[twin flower]

Sell your spleen

[inland mantle]

Anything but DT chat

[timber elk]

Blame fatshark for that

[somber stream]

Ewww Darktide

[twin flower]

Well, I reckon that's what the lore channel is for

[timber elk]

There’s nothing going on other than the event

[sweet trail]

Like its genuinely so funny to me that i feel like im intruding when i talk about dt ahahahahshskamenfkskenf

[astral basin]

Darktide? I think i played that once

Been ages

[sweet trail]

R they still on break

[timber elk]

Yup.

[brazen pelican]

Haven't heard that name in ages...

[timber elk]

No roadmap, no new weapons, no enemies, no maps, it’s been like three months now

[twin flower]

I think the class channels talk about dt enough

if you ever wanna ask something about game related

[inland mantle]

Isnt march yet so no update

[elder merlin]

And you'll continue to get nothing

[inland mantle]

😔

[timber elk]

That’s fine

[brazen pelican]

The Swedes are still recovering from eating all that fish over Christmas.

[twin flower]

I like fish

[elder merlin]

The rotten fish?

[twin flower]

Oh

[inland mantle]

Fatest shark in a food coma damn

[sweet trail]

Darktide? I played darktide once. They locked me in a room. A plascrete room. A plascrete room with psykers. I HATE psykers...

[twin flower]

Well maybe not that fish

[somber stream]

I did my daily Darktide tax by talking about the upcoming cosmetic rotation

[brazen pelican]

No thanks. :3

[somber stream]

Can we go back to the important bit please? The lack of cyberwoman

[sweet trail]

Yeahr exactly i think. I dont know why it takes them so long in general though? I hope it means that theyre giving the employees time and space and worklife balance and not that theyre just incompetent

[astral basin]

I heard the lore/ book channels are fire but
Every time i take a peak, its a witchhunt or politic bashing (the exact thing they claim to not worry about when they visit here)

[sweet trail]

Thats not sarcasm btw

[twin flower]

cyberwomen like as a fightable enemy in hd2?

[somber stream]

Yes?

[sweet trail]

Oh its actually helldivers 2 chat sorry

[inland mantle]

Sweden work laws paired with having GW being GW and being super picky about everything

[somber stream]

No this is Helldivers 2 chat

[twin flower]

At least one game here is getting chonky updates

[stuck phoenix]

Shit

I slept too long

[astral basin]

Sweden has phika

Do NOT come between a swede and their coffee

[inland mantle]

The better HD2 chat tbh

[brazen pelican]

Fika is great.

[twin flower]

Whats that

Coffee?

[somber stream]

I got timed out earlier, i forgot the reason lol

[inland mantle]

Checks out

[brazen pelican]

Swedes take an hour each day to eat pastries, drink coffee and relax. Called "fika".

[somber stream]

It's so trivial too

[astral basin]

State sanctioned coffee break amongst jobsites

[stuck phoenix]

Low bar considering if you try to have a discussion of why the Bots are the best looking faction out of the 4 they call you a heretic or some shit

[barren verge]

a word for sitting donw and havinf often coffe and a form of pastry

[brazen pelican]

Cinnamon rolls and cookies being the most common.

[twin flower]

I should move to Sweden dayum

[somber stream]

Oh right i called one of the bot 'hot'

[astral basin]

Considering most helldiver chatters come from reddit, and have a worse literacy rate than the average discord user

[twin flower]

lmao

[barren verge]

as long as its pearl sugar on the cinnamons

[brazen pelican]

I kinda prefer the cardamom ones over cinnamon, though. Both are great.

[lilac crag]

neuro!

[zenith pollen]

I have a pc and ps5

[sweet trail]

How the fuck is gw both so incredibly greedy that they release marines twice and update their games rules literally every year so you keep having to buy new books and yet also so pretentious that they will strangle fan animations and other companies theyre working with so they have no creative freedom to do what they want with their plastic toy soldier game???

It's like they want NOBODY to be happy

[delicate vapor]

[brazen pelican]

DING DING DING.

[sweet trail]

Gw is like the elon musk of game companies

[twin flower]

Sounds about right

[bright rover]

does veteran have infinite ammo?

[barren verge]

real

[sweet trail]

They hate competence so much and it hust feels so insecure

[stuck phoenix]

But when it comes to the Seaf or Eagle 1 it’s fine

[twin flower]

Then again I dont really interact with the community much

[lilac crag]

no competition on their market means they can say " or you'll do what " to most consumers and get no repercussions

[astral basin]

You thinking too much
Theyre enjoying the capitalism, and the fact that they have the majority ip rights

[elder merlin]

[somber stream]

It's a cesspool there now

Mean word = ban
(No, seriously)

[brazen pelican]

You know shit is real when there is princess cake, though.

[somber stream]

Meanwhile, observe

CUNT

[stuck phoenix]

I get to call them idiots as a joke Atleast

[brazen pelican]

Yes, daddy?

[twin flower]

Actually glad DT discord is chill tho lmao

[somber stream]

Not your dad

[lilac crag]

been talking there again to connect with new folk. they're not that tight about rules

[brazen pelican]

[barren verge]

as long there is no mandel cub

[astral basin]

Mooooodsssssssss

[bright rover]

it's about the vibe, you cant get cowboy skin for zealot buddy

[astral basin]

Oh wait. Some of the mods are Australian

[brazen pelican]

Nah, there is one brand that makes them that is amazing. Moist as fuck.

[stuck phoenix]

What’s up ya wanker who’s up for a game of saying everything that pisses off the average Helldivers player

[zenith pollen]

Darktide update?

[brazen pelican]

I blame bugdivers for failed major orders.

[stuck phoenix]

Yeah they are at fault

[elder merlin]

[sweet trail]

Idfk man gw's recent art direction feels so lazy and shallow.

Like theres no serious creative experimentation anymore you HAVE to have big spikes on chaos marines and you HAVE to have random wires and doohickeys that dont do anything on mechanicus

[stuck phoenix]

The Squid divers Atleast have the skill to not fucking die

[somber stream]

#zealot-class message
I called clanker version of Coretta Kelly 'Hot af'

[astral basin]

Speaking of
Anyone seen Incan?
I see em online on dnd but. Not in chat.

[somber stream]

muted 3 hours for NSFW >:[

[stuck phoenix]

Fuckin babies

[zenith pollen]

Did i missed somethin?

[sweet trail]

Like yeah I get admech have a shallow understanding of technology but why are they literally just sewing fucking metal tubes to their faces nowadays???

[somber stream]

Dw about it

[inland mantle]

Skill issue

[astral basin]

What channel you use licht?
I lurk in game master and havent had issue
Tho tbh im usually asking a game question

[zenith pollen]

I fail devs cuz their poor decisions made alot of divers quit

[somber stream]

I used to frequent #The-Armoury, then shit got weird so i migrated to Genchat 2

[timber elk]

I mean looks at the sten sub machine gun in my hand this fun was literally made for 12 dollars?

[brazen pelican]

To be fair, the players themselves don't know what they want.

[thick coyote]

Listen
If the bullshit is real
Then about 50% died on the bot front
Amateur botdivers, bet they are dying to barbed wire

[zenith pollen]

To be fair nerfing everything to the ground and then taking back those changes doesnt make it better

[brazen pelican]

Fair, but recently I've seen them crying things aren't getting nerfed.

[inland mantle]

Sounds about right

[sweet trail]

Admech have a galactic monopoly on dark age technology and think they have to replace their human parts with machine parts to ascend and youre telling me they cant afford anything more sophisticated than broken circuitry

[astral basin]

Yeah i heard the armory has its moments
Everyone uses the galactic-war channel for shitposting and it spills over

[brazen pelican]

I only die to barbed wire about 3 times per mission, actually!

[somber stream]

Galactic-war has the most -tism out of all of them

[zenith pollen]

Somethings in fact need nerfs some enemies have an absurd ability to ragdoll you

[somber stream]

Spread sheets. Spread sheets everywhere

[brazen pelican]

Think this particular one was certain weapons needed to be nerfed ASAP.

[timber elk]

I mean….i don’t know much about the admech….but I know I found this cool sten machine gun

[sweet trail]

Like it feels like someone at gw forgot that "i crave the strength and certainty of steel" is a metaphor for technology and isnt referring just to literal steel

Theyre not metal men theyre cyber men........

[stuck phoenix]

I saw a level 10 join a level 6 mission recently he did pretty good all things considered so I’d say even the low ranking bot divers are smarter than bug divers in my experience

[brazen pelican]

The AdMech is in cahoots with the HD2 Bots! I KNEW IT!

[zenith pollen]

Most weapons are not that good i dont see the point in nerfing them unless you snezze and everything dies

[thick coyote]

And yet they are still dying
Which is unacceptable

[sweet trail]

They kiss each other but neither have lips anymore so it just is kinda awkward

[thick coyote]

[brazen pelican]

Eh, guess my point is, no matter what devs do, either in HD2 or Darktide people will complain and reviewbomb.

[inland mantle]

True

[thick coyote]

Anyways
Who's throwing hands with the Borgs

[lilac crag]

would

[stuck phoenix]

Well no fucking shit if 2 Warstriders and 17 Devastators arrive on an objective where you need to stand in a small area you die

[somber stream]

Darktide player is a rare breed

[lilac crag]

literal or metaphorical

[thick coyote]

Skill issue

[somber stream]

Distasteful, but rare

[lilac crag]

[somber stream]

Both lol

[thick coyote]

I got a tank dropped on my Helldivers head and just walked it off

[inland mantle]

Just dont have a brain ez

[stuck phoenix]

I died twice that mission once by doing something stupid and then a second time my shooting a Beserker point blank with a grenade pistol because I didn’t like him

[inland mantle]

Slide right off

[brazen pelican]

Good thing it hit the Helldiver's head, no risk of anything important to get damaged.

[brazen pelican]

"I've got a Hellbomb strapped to my back and I'm not afraid of blowing myself up."

[lilac crag]

I recently got the minigun and had a shootout between a fab strider with his own miniguns

it was me on fortified heavy armor with booster stim versus his guns

surprisingly, I lived

[stuck phoenix]

Anyway imma listen to some music buy guys have fun and don’t get jumped by those fucking Jet Brigade Devastators

[lilac crag]

unsurprisingly, I got cooked right after

[thick coyote]

#zealot-class message

[little marten]

SQUID ROSTER SEETHINGGGF

[thick coyote]

I mean, the helmet

[timber elk]

turns on his red lightsaber ITS NO USE SILVER!!!!!!

[somber stream]

Squid Q3 2026

[zenith pollen]

Not really often the updates bring good and extremly bad things especially in helldivers so there is something to bitch about BUT even if the update was perfect and solved world hunger someone would be bitchin about it

[stuck phoenix]

When the fuck did you get a lightsaber?!

[somber stream]

Or 4, maybe 4

[zenith pollen]

So you have a saber and a shotgun

[timber elk]

YOU CANT ESPCAE ME ILL CHASE YOU TO THE END OF THE EAAAAAAAARTH🗣️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️

[delicate vapor]

[somber stream]

I need only 1 thing

A tank with a turret

Please, it's been 100 yeasr

[timber elk]

YOU WILL NOT SEE THE END OF THIS DAY FUTURE SCUM 🗣️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️

[brazen pelican]

You want a pet ripper to help destroy your foes? Hands over a bunch of rippers and walks away.

[zenith pollen]

I wonder how you sound like ngl give us a sample

[timber elk]

I’m not gonna dox my voice

[brazen pelican]

Instructions unclear, tank shaped sentry stratagem introduced.

[inland mantle]

Must watch Lythero I see

[timber elk]

I do

[modern bobcat]

You can't have it, it's your punishment for hornyposting in the HD2 discord

[somber stream]

I believe that's the Chair™

[timber elk]

I also play way too much god of war for my own good

[little marten]

Cyborgs when then

[little marten]

I’ll have to reinstall I guess

[timber elk]

Tomorrow

[somber stream]

Literally tomorrow

[little marten]

Tomorrow 🫡

[timber elk]

YOU CANT ESPCAE ME ILL CHASE YOU TO THE END OF THE EAAAAAAAARTH🗣️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️