#general-chat
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yes
I'll bring cake
Post an lfg, I'm sure someone will want to join
@timber elk you play the winter dlc for cotl yet?
Nah I reset my campaign
I’m near heket now
Ah, no spoilers I'm on the final boss
Me when the weed grill cheese hits
me toooo
I'm excited too see that spin off come out
My playlist makes me get up and hip thrust mid match
Congratulations 🎊
yaaayyy
What's the nastiest thing we've eaten? I think the worst thing iv ever had was five guys
Panda Express. Because it gave me food poisoning. 
Yikes
there's a local grocery chain that serves panda express-like food and it's probably the worst thing i've ever eaten
Iv eaten raw hamburger but five guys was worse
nothing better than chinese food cooked up by people who eat chicken nuggets and mac and cheese for every meal
Lol
Worst thing I ever had was this apple juice I had from the doctors office when I was little and as soon as we got home I immediately vomit
Doctors office apple juice sounds pretty bad
Yeah they gave it to me right after I got my shots
I was like “it’s not strawberry milk but I like apple juice.” Worst fucking mistake ever
same here
i want one so bad
i hate supporting meta just so i can distract myself from reality for an hour
I'm strictly Playstation, I did play Xbox once for all the halo games up to 4 then never touched it again
I tried Pokémon but it just felt like worse monster hunter stories
I have All three systems
Oof good or oof bad?
Them’s fighting words. Pokémon Soul Silver was peak.
Old ones were good for the time, we are past that time. Go check out twinkle tackle and tell me a triple a studio made that
Nah I just never heard someone called Pokemon that before
It's cool concept but the combat is 60%, set up moves that nobody needs to use unless your in a crazy online battle. The music is good but the story is 50/50 depending on the game and the quality is outdated with only small improvements over a long period of time
God, I’m so bored.
None of my old games are fun anymore. 
so real
I liked mysteries dungeons over base Pokémon
I feel that
play new thing
I’m booting up Skyrim. I’ve had an itch to play it again. I bet I won’t even play it for 10 minutes until I get bored.
Deep rock and helldivers got old after 200 hours
i'm just reading off my installed games
Dishonored is heat
I kinda want to play Cultist Simulator again, but the music becomes an earworm in my brain.
Infamous is fire
Infamous was peak
Agreed
YES
Last time I tried racing was in Jak and Daxter
play deep rock
jak and daxter now has a native PC recomp
What's that?
Native PC recomp
they decompiled the first game and modified it to allow it to be compiled and understood by PCs basically
So a complex port?
it's the game running natively on a PC
i don't think it's as simple as a port
since this was purely a PS2 game
people have been doing it with N64 games too
you can play SM64 on your pc natively now
it's sick
Not sure I'll understand, I don't speak computer. Glad you got to enjoy the game tho, they were fun
this is the project for jak and daxter
all you need to know is that you can just play the game without an emulator now
that's it
and they're working on jak 2 and 3
What about the spin off Daxter on the psp
I use to play it in the car on my mom's psp
i don't think so.

is anyone else getting horrid performance?
not really
I haven't
The NFL 100% owes fat shark a fat check for ripping off their I am a warrior cut scene with the I am a champion commercial!
Link?
no idea why but my performance has tanked hard
ive already had to lower my settings because this latest update causes issues
and now im getting 30-40fps for no reason
usage isnt even near max
I'm sorry to hear that, do you have mods installed?
Iv heard that can screw with performance
Even after restarting the game?
Cos 50% of the time, my first boot of the game for the day runs like dog.
im restarting it now but it wasnt the first boot
when all else fails blame michealshit winblows
I am here
Hello here I'm Orcka
Otherwise, likely something needs an update or FS broke something.
Hi im help
Hello 👋
i think its a fartshark issue
since performance was completely fine before this cartel update
Are you playing the event?
Odd
Fallout NV : MMMM cHiP.
Could be something got changed and until you update drivers... heh.
Drivers updated?
Likely hitting mem leak or so.
Sorry to hear
drivers arent outdated but i might as well update anyways
i updated them like a month ago
or less
like half a month
Unless you cap your fps so low that it takes 8 games to drop below 60 avg.
I wonder if it's the spaghetti code of the game not playing well with it.
maybe but even still i only started doing it after the cartel update
since that shitted performance to begin with
I might need to boot up da ole switch and replay Mario Odyssey
best mario game
if spaghetti, bring fork
the second i 100% arbi im probably never touching the class again
Arby is fun at times.
arby is great
i still have 27 missions to do on them
Train mission of uprising 27 more times. 
I say, totally still sane after running the train mission 75 times to be done with Hive Scum for good.
I have some missions I have to do before I 100%, wanna run some?
I fucking hate Dukane’s voice, so, so much.
Me too
absolutely
Need a 3rd?
I'm down
perhaps i just need to do different loadouts on arbi to keep having fun
i love dukane :(
im gonna try assault chainsword with the combat shotgun and see if i have fun again
That's a solid combo
Anyways, my Fatshark code is 9819674305
Mins in my profile, you can copy and paste it
i added you
Mrrp :3
Hello
purrrr
damn right.
real
27???
21?
21 can you do somin fo me 🕺 🎶
truly a frog
gug
its a lot
Sup jerry, wanna join us?
for what LOL
oh the penace?
Cold as hell this morning
Aw
its -2f ;-;
Yikes
whats that in celcius 
How do I deal with input lag? do I just restart the game?
Nah
like -18
Steel where
Hola, busco gente de habla hispana para jugar a Darktide. Logros, ... Un saludo.
I dont speak danish
Best part of my day was thinking I lost my birth cert and SSNC just for it to be in the binder I always leave it in
How do you know u were born at all
We ready jerry
I am glad u found the birth certficate otherwise i might think u are alien or something

Join attempt unsuccessful?


Im going to invite you
I legally own over 60 guns so im good 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srMREyHqD0Y&list=RDMMsrMREyHqD0Y&start_radio=1
why no ominous bongo music in darktide?
I illegally own more guns

Hey I didnt mention those
I do actually own guns so old they have no serial number
hopefully it wont lower again if it does lol (itll ice)
Belly button
i ate your birth certificate
GOOD MORNING SMELLDIVERS
meow
depensd on whats causing it
Good morning
cat
Mornin froggo
Helloing friend
Yes, cat
me amo cleep
I want one of these with my ogryn ball uppercut
purrrrr
Are we alive chat
Yes
me cat
GOOBER!!!!! YOUR LAMB AS RETURNED. I BRING THE WEED OF ANIME🗣️❗️❗️❗️❗️ god of war theme plays
you wouldnt dare
pulls out the weed of anime
It’s no Use
THE CRINGE OF REDDITORS FAILED TO STOP ME. THE MODERATORS OF DISCORD FELL TO ME. AND YOU WILL NOT SEE THE END OF THIS DAY. I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE god of war theme intenseifies
NOOO
you understand the jokes i can make here right
go on
I feel a aura here

An aura of swamp ass
CHRIS…..CHRIS❗️❗️❗️❗️
:[
I sense fart gas
mraw >:(
🦭
What’s a
I don’t have this in my Pokédex
You wanna explain that to me great purple one
Tiny Tina's
She made balsagnia?
That's the name of the ship
Okay this is new lore for me
DND borderlands
You need to expand your cult by improving the beds or something don’t you
I need more beds ngl
I mean a good bed is like based

Get water beds
Ya know I gotta play CoTL again
mrrrp
Maybe I’ll take my switch out tomorrow when I go shopping give me something to do during the little downtime at the beginning
ITS NO USE SILVER!!!! BLAZE IS INTO SONIC🗣️❗️❗️❗️❗️
i like sleeping in the exact middle of my owner's bed
your future is grim
🦐🍟🍚
Also shadow and Amy are your
Parents
I keep seeing those comic dubs be reccomended
Can’t it give me something good for once
Instead of another 600 ship comics
A 5 hour video of what if Blaze and Sonic switched places where Amy loves Blaze that keeps appearing in my reccomended is calling to me like the green goblin mask
Yeah shippers are unimaginative fools that’s why
Next class is cyber gorilla ?
WELL LET ME INTRODUCE YOU TO WATPAD
Cyber Gorrila vs 100 Heretics who will win
Oh wait
That’s just the Ogryn
Gorilla skin for Ogryn when
He soloes thousands of them
i have to do 3 hours of rolling steel
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Fuckin Train
Oh wait there’s no slow down
Fuck yeah
Not literally 3 hrs
I'm here with you goober
I wonder how Psyker chats doing
pulls out belt fed grenade launcher :3
AEFWNKJLHB
I LOVE THAT STRATAGEM
GIVE
GIVE PLEASE
Are ammo gun food
The hunt for good comic dubs does not go well (I should listen to the Chaotix Casefiles to be honest)
I will never be able to put in Words just how much i love cats
Those silly little creatures
Super cathartic
Make gun happy
Oh wait Axte left here
Feed gun
Hey stinky, take this! throws a super destroyer at him
May or may not of hit them with a shot from the Constitution after agreeing to a melee fight (they didn’t parry it)
@bronze wren how's gw
Why is their literal fucking cropped shit in my fucking recommendations can’t have shit when looking for comic dubs
I want cool shit
huh
G'day gents
It’s 98% ship stuff for fucks sake
And not the good kind of ships that have 380mm cannons
Ship Lvl 6 update coming TOMORROW
Naaaah
We ain’t getting ship upgrades
Trust, John told me
John is dead
I’m sooner to 100% Sonic Generations than find a good comic dub
Oh hey Licht
You doin alright still

I saw 3 Divers on Cyberstan
Most likely the devs
I'm not sure if we're acquainted, but i'm doing pretty well!
i hope we reach cyberstan
Eh I talked here a while back you were here a decent bit while I hung around
im gonna cry if we dont
We will
We are currently making progress on merak and we have until Tuesday
Before we got our image perms taken because of that individual
I see, must've used a different alias or pfp back then huh?
Yep I don’t like keeping it the same
I am very bad with names, i identify people by their pfp lol
So most likely we will have merak at 75% in the morning
Usually change it by whatever I’m interested in to be honest
the doctor told me I was morbidly a beast
I see i see
wat kinda beast
The beast
Oh I’m sorry to hear that missus, hope you lose the weight.
bro called you fat
That's very rude lamb lol
That just means ya a big Ogryn

no im a beast
Like I said I’m sorry to hear that.
Sorry that I'm flippin awesome?
It's from eating all the babies
Well I hope you don’t flip on your back. That would hurt.
I died for that joke
Babies are pretty high in calories...
Hi, will there be Campaign expansions?
(and no lamb im not seriouslmao)
Yes
Maybe
New campaign in 6 years

Oh, ok. 
As you can tell reaper. We are a bunch of goofy goobers.
The silver fight in Sonic Gens sucks ass man
you belong in weenie hut junior
(Hi not serious, I’m lamb)
Peak reference
Super
I know of something with low calories
Technically I belong in super weenie hut juniors
When is Lamball going to summon smoke and get a cool outfit and shred a guitar then
tell meee
Depends where hes been 🤔
showed up with the blades of chaos one time
5 to 25 calories per bust
bust?!
youre gonna mention food right
MAC!!!! YOUR LAMB AS RETURNED shows up with blades of chaos and god of war theme playing YOU WILL NOT SEE THE END OF THIS DAY🗣️🗣️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️
You now all know this information
Blood for the Blood God
Skulls for the Skull Throne
Skulls for the golden throne
mmmmm
yummy
Me and my rat wife will live happily in the sewers
call me skibidi toilet with how i fist fight security cameras
I weep
Because your a guy
Because I play tank
Or girl?
:(
And my healers
play Deadlock
im girl

fake woman but still woman
I already have one of those

BECAUSE YOUR NOT A RAT WOMAN
Are you not my cat wife, what sorcery did you use to get out of our contract
Back to the future I go
i was asking to be your cat wife 
Coulda swore I paid for your rights
Speaking of, you should take that out of your pronouns
Oh, I mean yes
It's messed up.
YAY
Big agree
You are real woman
^
If want to be real woman
Hello
Somehow
Good to hear
Had me worried there lad
I’m gonn go to sleep now
Felt like nurgle was gonna take ya
Goodnight everyone
Goodnight lamb
Goodnight lamb
be careful
satanic dreams lamb
cats like eating lamb
pretty much most meats im pretty sure
My cat loves eggs
cattle and lamb probably
My cat loves bread, the little psycho
Like put in it a glass mix it hard and gice it to him
I make killer eggs
You should try that eith you cats
My cat will eat anything with trace amounts of nutrients
They are little freaks
and laws of physics
i wish 
What does the theory of spontaneous generation taste like?
Yeah cool
Should I eat more babies
neat superpower

eating depression
Yes
Whose babies?
Wait
Average Missus shenanigans as usual in gen chat this evening I see.
Isn't that a little sus
hi personman

Hello Missus
Miss sus
I can't even eat corn and there are people over here eating abstract concepts. Man, I am low on the eating totem pole
MisSUS
As a representative of the infant muncher community, we do not claim epstein.
if i could eat depression then this server would be the happiest little place
Lol
The weather here is very rng sadly..

Would you do it for free tho 
ah

5 per person
Honestly, I don’t like corn either. Cornbread is cool though, even popcorn, just not corn itself. 
Corn is fire
Cornbread is fire
Mexican street corn make sme cream
Group discount is 3 per person after the first 2
Corn doesn't like me, it is a travesty.
share :3
Yeah, that’s good too. I’m just not a big fan of corn.
Corn for the corn god I see
Oh shit, I almost forgot to say goodnight to my doggo.
Cornbread is fire
Fire, I like lap naps
I got 3 bucks and a lot of pancakes, will you eat my OCD?
Anyone had cornbread ice cream?
purrrrrr
personman owns a dog
Kiss them goodnight
new lore
Is that a banana in your pants or are you aiming a Glock at me
I like this event, but all the overdramatic effects from the gas and stims are severely destroying my FPS.
Its... its a banana
u will never forget to say goodnight to ur dog if u just let them sleep in ur bed
My ps5 runs fine
I see you, fellow OCD sufferer. 🫂 Hopefully your theme(s) isn’t too unbearable.
I have mixed feelings about the event. On Damnation it's a nightmare
Should try it in Auric
i would never
Me when I eat 3 babies: I have to eat a 4th one so it's even
i can try
I like the event
i like pancakes
I would like to. But alas, I’m still a broke -ish college grad living with me parents. 
Also, my dog needs a bath lmao.
what breed
how old
Goldendoodle, I think they’re 6 years old now.
He’s a silly guy.
And a sneaky goofball.
Always steps on my feet.
grug
I like your pancakes too
mrrrp >w<
That can be taken many ways
I just like pancakes chat
Goober makes them with cinnamon
diabolical
I like blueberry pancakes, myself.
Your dad's a woman
Based tbh
Frug?
w<
Mine are managed fairly well with meds but for a few bits like picking my cuticles until they bleed. I see you too OCD fam
Thinking about it, the FPS drop isn't bad on the other modes until Damnation for me.
I like it because the stims make the pox gas more uh. Playable.
grog
Harm ocd fucking sucks, Pure O, over here.
Have you ever seen a cat knead dough
Meds also help, but some days are annoying.
anyone willing to help me and a friend power level?


Facts. I also love running around like a cracked out murderer
Chat I need a nap
Real lmao.
I feel that. Especially with extra stress, things just come out of the woodwork like they were just waiting for a weak spot.

Yep, always likes to sneak through the mental back door, so to speak.
It’s a persistent and cunning bastard, to be sure. Always coming up with new things.
Like a cat when you open the door to get a package
DEADASS ITS LIKE I'M BEING AMBUSHED
GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!
SO REAL
or like me when the gate guardian forgets to protect gravity again
I would rather have anything other than harm ocd, give me the one where I wash my hands until they bleed. At least that one’s just physical pain instead of mental pain.
im gonna figure out how to eat ocd
true, when im already in a bad mood and a million little inconvienicnes happen i have a meltdown
i get meltdowns too
ocd fucking sucks
but i always end up with everyone hating me after them
I don’t recommend it, you might become a shadow of your former self like me. :(
i got monkey feet because i dont like touching stuff with my hands
Slept 20 hours today
Aa
I categorize my intrusive thoughts and name the categories. Then when one gets really out of hand I imagine another beating the shit out of it out of jealousy
I've done it before
im waiting for you
im gonna sleep on you
instead of under your bed
big UPS? did u get a package
Yeah, that sounds fun. It’s just exhausting after a while, the same old hits. But those rare moments of clarity? Holy shit, I’m in heaven for a few fleeting moments.
:3
ive found that weed can help with ocd
I can’t even emphasize how great it feels to have it be silent for just a moment.

It is the most exhausting. And the battle never truly ends.
Hello Licht, would you like to trauma bond with us?
That quiet is such a rare thing but it is worth every moment of internal struggle.
gug
Youve been here long enough
This happens twice a month
Very tempting offer but i'd have to decline unfortunately, working currently, i'll just stop by and shitpost every now and then
So true.
Minimum
just remember that it will eventually get better
Venting just feels nice at times.
purrrr
im gonna pur on you until you feel better
I mean, you have a whole bunch of gamers all in one places, there's going to be some trauma bonding
I love you guys 
Epic embed fail.
You're all my favorite gamers
Most people don't play video games because the world is a happy easy place to exist in...
So true.
i love you too aki
purrrrrr
Pal, if the trauma dumps bug ya, the block feature is there.
I don’t mind.
It’s how I cope, might not be healthy, but it works for now.
I dont really know anyone here but you all seem pretty neat
?
Im usually one of the ones talking about it
Oh
Huh
I thought you were expressing tiredness of my dumping lol
WE ARE ALL ONE WITH THE TRAUMA BONDING
Misread your message in that regard.
Dont pop a squat in chat we are still fighting nurglings
peanut butter flavoured krak grenades when?

But I like popping squats, they’re good for acquiring thunderous thighs.
Krakers
mrrrrp >w<
i wish i had the energy for exercise
and i wish i didn't have adhd so i felt the motivation to exercise
It’s not too bad once you get a week or two of exercising going.
I should exercise more but I do that at work and get lazy when I get home
I can do 20 pushups no problem now. Before I could barely do 5 without breaking into asthmatic wheezing lmfao.
Angled pushups.
Oh shit, I should exercise today. I’ve been slacking.
Hot showers in the dark go a long way to resetting the brain, at least temporarily
Yeah, hygiene makes a hell of a difference.
I might try that tomorrow. See what it does.
Real shit, crank it as hot as it gets
Yo
Worth a try at least once
Skin scalding goes brrrrrr.
It’s fucked up dog
me suddenly feeling urge to scorf loaf of bread
Sourdough is pretty good.
I do it very slowly so I don't roast myself to death
Also baguette bread.
Darkness keeps the sensory down and all you hear and feel is water
teto reference
Baguette
Multi grain or dark rye
Does every animal float or just humans?
teto reference
i sink
Some animals do
Sea otters.
im fat catgirl
Well, in the inquisition at least you wouldn't be a witch
I float cuz I'm based
I say Burn em all and let the emperor sort em out
Who are you, so wise in the ways of science?
Can't swim but I can float
Blursed historical reference.
If she floats....then she's made of wood
It is?
Goodnight gang, I think I'm going to head to bed early
Pls explain?
based
catgirls are better than normal cats because catgirls can cuddle you as well
I want to make a 🐊 that shoots 🐝 at you
That’s what I want to contribute to society
please don't shoot bees at me
“Kill them all, and let god sort them out.” was said by a Papal Legate during the 1209 Massacre of Béziers.
And by blursed, I meant cursed af.
Oh
That’s how they sorted out Catholics from heretics
An icky part of history, to be sure.
Yeah
I would not survive that time period
I wanna do the duggy
Fellow history nerd, I see you!
Just accuse others of being witches
Duh
Aquire a job with a local serf work your way up to nobility
what about me? 
Aquire wenches
Neighbors are too loud and don’t take care of their yard? Must be a coven of witches, clearly.
We can do the tango, good duo dance
My brother in Christendom (or your specific religion), the nobility would not allow a mere peasant to rise to their ranks.
hell yeah
Tangos are nice.
I mean are we time traveling
Never tango’d myself, but maybe someday.
Or are we born a peasant
im gonna pur on aki
You’ve reminded me of something.
Shall we tango personman 
Will post in the Lore chat.
W
Id farm potato’s
I wanna be the weird guy that lives in a shack in the woods that the locals warn traveller's about
He's a werewolf
purrrrrrrr
It has been posted. 
SILENCE WENCH, I WISH NOT TO BE HORNY BUT HAPPY
That is aimed at nobody in particular I just wanted to yell
Wench’s love shopping
🗣️ Happily horny 🗣️
mrrrp 
Mfw a devious wench shows me her ankles to lure me into a dark alley way
Not you 
I mean, if they’re thunder thighs, I won’t say no…
What? You think all those trillion guardmans gonna make themselves?
I will crack the secrets to twink pregnancy
When a wench exposes her collar bone and you accidently stumble into someone causing them to get trampled to death by horses
And help the imperium grow stronger
🫃


Or did you
purrrrr

Even now, the sin of what you have done festers within you.
hmmm
That’s fart gas

Nah I just need to shit
That would explain a lot.
Chipotle turns me into a zeppelin.
would twink pregnancy work on a transgirl?
With enough plapping anything is possible
Call me the Hindenburg with how full of flammable gas I am after eating Chipotle. 
Is good tho?
I've never had chipotle
Yeah, it sure tastes good.
hell yeah
Yo
Hey Chris
Mc griddles are some eldritch entity
Yes
Can we admit this
They're so good
i wish i had someone to help me with that 
They just forced themself into our reality
..with plapping?
What part requires assistance 
I love the burrito bowls with chicken, white rice, pinto beans, tomato salsa, sour cream, cheese, the spicy queso dip, and avocado, with a side of tortilla chips. Divine.
correct
I rike rice
LMFAO
Japonica best rice
Dude I love your phone
Folded 10,000 times
im already a heretic
Occasionally I quiver
i like toast
Mostly cuz I'm cold
ITS FREEZING
Is it Hawkeye?
i would warm you
Must have been the wind.
Id argue im the arrow being inserted into the quiver
hmmmm
w<
like some fucked up steel
awwh
i can fold about 15 times
I can't fold very much
i only fold once to curl up on people
i fold
Met the biggest losers ingame
Dude ran back to wake up a demon host
They die
I say that was dumb
Is his name @knotty terrace
No idea of their discord name
Ingame was penny pincher
Oh
Smelly penny pincher
prolly him 
I died and then they lost cause apparently me saying it was dumb deserved to not get picked up and then they still fucking died 2 minuets later
that
So it’s funny a little how they fell apart the second I stopped helping them
just another day in tertium
The emperor truly protects
im gonna

I'm gonna guh
eat them
Do it
i don't do cannibalism much anymore since personman started beating me with a stick whenever i did
but i can still eat people i tell you
Hello. Do anyone face a problem. That text chat not working? I can type. but when i try to send. it do not.
Restart the game
The ribs are the best psrt
nah its the belly
First talk about anywhere to get red rank. Then you can send pictures
it's clearly the spinal cord
Never had intestine
i like just pulling out people's vertebrae and watching as they panic while paralyzed
oh. now it worked thank you. i did try about 2 times. good. thank!
ok. I admit i did not much xD
unwashed
best part imo
This is info for the server not the game.
fried chicken liver is prob the most disgusting food ive ever had. but other liver ive heard good things about
hahaahahahaha
very divided opinions
hell no
who the hell fries liver?
a lot of people hate liver
ewwww
I had panda express today :]
indeed i understood 👍 appreciated. I was wondering too.
southern people, in the states
make it with a good stew and its so damn good
Depends how its cooked
;-; the smell is worse
rly
judging from what ive seen i probably wouldnt like liver
i cant imagine that
i just eat people whole
cause it tastes like straight blood
the texture alone is amazing
i unhinge my jaw like a snake and just devour
Mmm iron
atleast certain liver does
i havent had it myself but just seen a lot of stuff
like good ol grampy
