#general-chat
1 messages · Page 1440 of 1
Straight neck vs a herons s shaped neck
sure, give me one
Herons can land in trees
hmm...
Ok I have a fun fact
smkyers are fatally weak to barrels
A baby heron is the size of a adult malard duck in height
especially with ledges nearby
They’re body resembles a pencil
They are all white
And BRIGHT orange beaks
Looks like a stick figure
So fucking thin and dainty
But taller than the adult malards with they’re own ducklings
Taking funny baby steps as it waded
Mom watched from a tree
Was first time I saw a heron fly into a tree
Remember
When two pregnant women fight, it is essentially a mech battle between the unborn fetuses
Until we meet again
Are you saying women are mechs
he did say that…
Pregnant women specifically
This some evangelion type of Convo
But all women can be pregnant usually
That’s basically saying they are all mechs but require a pilot
Now Chris
So like basically half of us are mechs and half of us are pilots
Some women dont have the pod
Why does the term the pod make me worried
uhhh… Uterus’ aren’t pods…
I feel like I should cut the footage
most mecha pilots sit in the spot where the brain is so i think there may be a problem with the theory
The womb is the pod
The mechs chest
The mechs head
The arms legs
Literaly whatever you wanna be the spot to have the pilot
Power rangers had multiple parts make a mech
a womb is a uterus 😐
if anything pregnant people are krang
Gundam prefers chest
small heads tho
I’m fucking dead goddamnit

Who aims for the hips
Think on this
Safe pilot spot
Everyone goes for the head or chest of a mech
I can just have the pod and escape pod in the hips
That’s my mech idea
You stare at what now
Is boob, crotch armor dumb
Giant armor cod pieces and armor boobs
On one hand it’s hilarious
Some children wear their mother as a hat during natural childbirth
For a brief moment
🦭
if you can see them then you might need to seek medical attention 
Phalanges
Fongers n toos
🐀
that
we didnt
lol i'm like 70% sure its the bones directly with that name but i could be wrong
I miss talking about birds
i'm going off of classes from like 2 years back 
have you ever had Korean Hot Chicken?
this is how society works man, sometimes we talk about birds and other times we confuse ourselves with vocab that is slightly beyond us
Deez nuts are beyond us
you really got him
😎
Maybe you didnt
I almost did
I tried coming out feet first. The doctor forced me to u-turn
I never got the distinguishment of wearing mother as a hat
It could be
They put a sticker on your birth certificate ?
they meet weekly, have "hat" races
And i am livid that i will never be part of it
…that is diabolical
They have hat competitions like old women at church
Easter hat competitions
lol i'm gonna draw a line on the convo myself so we don't get in trouble 
The arbites are on their way
Birds will never have the honor
They emerge from safety bubbles like some kind of incel
i mean headbutting your way into reality is pretty metal
Sol what would you do if you found out a bird was your neighbor
IM FEELING QUITE HUNGRY🗣️🗣️🗣️❗️❗️❗️
-Lamball
i remember that classic lamball quote
It will be war
Every day we will be hovering over each others valuables waiting for the perfect moment to shit
Hey guys I have a question
One night you both go up the tree branch at the same time
We are all mechs actually
Meet cute ensues
Who wants pancakes??
Me
God
battletech mechs even more so, they basically only function because of the myomer acting like human muscles
We are noodles piloting muscle wrapped around bone frames, incased in fat armor
And the armor poisons us
like in battletech the human brain plugged in is what acts as the balance system for the mech (and other things)
Calcium is a strong metal
oh man wait until you find out what milk is
Milk is what happens when a bull loves a cow very much
Calfs and milk
Probably some hall and oats on the radio
Cows love hall and oats
alot of things that come out of things are just blood with some parts removed
at least some of it probably... part of the gas exchange system is it being carried around by the blood... so its at least adjacent to blood lol
I miss when my dogs farted
You miss the little things
Dogs fart funny
They just open the gates of Mordor basically
Either silent or it sounds like a cartoon noise
Like. A half born bird fetus attached to the yolk looks plain weird
poor lucia scared away with random absurdity
is reading a absolute Wonder Woman comic
the yolk is the food from my understanding yeah
I like that Wonder Woman is tall still
She’s really cool too
i don't like DC but i like when they get good comics
Out of the trio I like Wonder Woman a lot in the absolute universe
She’s like Kratos from god of war. Ripping the spine out of a demon, meanwhile being absolutely lovely to people and going absolute puppy dog mode over Steve Trevor
what next thing thats probs 10 years from now we're maybe gonna have computer towers 6 feet tall
So apparently
The yolk sac can get infected
Leading to
“Mushy chick disease”
whoops wrong chat
why isn't it called the absolute unit-verse?
Lamball would you rather de escalate a chimp attack or steal a catalytic converter
A chimp attack?
What do you mean?
Like how they have hostage negotiators
ill steal the converter
But instead it’s you telling a chimp to chill out
aint no way im messing with chimps
Aight but it’s in ROBOCOP Detroit
I mean….as much as I would love to fist fight a chimp……I would rather some douche bags converter
I aint fucking with a chimp
The know there’s a super chimp
bro no one is caring in detroit, you'd have more chance of getting shot in small town usa for real than robocop land for stealing a car part
Chimps are very tribal creatures and can very easily hold a grudge
Superman has a super dog, horse, cat, and chimp
Dude…..I’m from Detroit
Thanks
Like really
Thanks.
i meant robocop detroit lmao
I’m robocops Detroit everyone had anti material rifles and machine guns
do you live in the comic or movie universe?
Not the video game they don’t
I haven’t played much of the newest game
It’s really good
But the intro had multiple guys with fucking uzis
Yeah because they are crack heads. Not a para-military force armed with cobra cannons
The bad guys got anti material rifles in the movie tho
bro i still haven't played the new game
Yeah after making a few deals and going through loop holes in the laws in the movie
It appears to be peak
and robocops guns were like... waaaaay above the bad guys guns mostly in the first game
they were shooting nothing at you compared to your main gun lol
Murphy is simply armed with a auto 9mm
ROBOCOP is ROBOCOP tho
Its just he’s extremely armored
Detroit?
You get shot you ain’t tanking it like him
but its the main characters auto 9mm
Did the lamb become human?
Automatic weapons hurt robo still
Just less
He’s VERY durable but not invincible
That’s only for gameplay reasons, even on the hardest difficulty your still very tanky
You really have to play really dumb to die
lol its because you can get caught out with his slow ass
In cannon I forget but they described the caliber able to pierce his armor
It’s only until the last mission in the robocop game you start encountering enemies with cobra cannons
Yeah the cobra cannon
But that’s after you upgrade his shit a lot
It’s a rifle that shoots anti-armor explosive ammunition
It’s basically what if we took the APC cannon and made it into a sniper rifle
i feel like its easier to just remind him of his family and cause him to have a moment
In the game it’s explained that they implemented a chip in his head so the villain flips a lighter and cause Alex to go ape shit
i am glad that company has been getting better and better with each game, been keeping my eye on them since the terminator game they did
Yeah they did a extremely good job with robocop
Once again. Game play reason.
Oh
I’m going off of the film lol
yeah he's not immune to getting rattled
Yeah he’s still weak to rattled
He seems good at tactics tho
Once he got used to his new body
The first thing I did was go monkey mode over the pistol
Especially when you upgrade it to having doom shot rounds
You get different upgrade models and modes
Try them all out
My favorite is the doom shot rounds
I watched some gameplay forever ago when it came out
Was thinking of playing the game with my pops like we played the Indy one together
You also can pick up other guns
superbowl tmr
Get ready
But they really aren’t that useful expect for the 50 cal rifle and the cobra cannon
idgaf about the football honestly
Taylor swift
imma just eat a bunch of food and dip
I’m working during it
Lmao dip as soon as your done eating?
Oh fuck
well the plan is to eat dinner before it
at like 4pm
It’s not gonna be that busy
let us pray for the lamb during this time
That gud
Because the lions aren’t playing
rly? I would figure youre gonna get a morbillion orders
Nah
I can easily tell
i love lambs
Ever since lions went 9-5 people aren’t as excited in my area
So it’s gonna be a bit slow
Still busy but slow
No our busiest day is Halloween actually
do you work a chain or
Family owned
Once you’ve eaten it so many times your body gets sick of it
I couldnt stomach eating any food service I worked
tacoes, burgers, coffee
all just became yuck
Yeah
I get that
We also serve sandwiches too but they also become yucky too
Plus I’ve been going to actual restaurants and ordering healthier sandwich options
Like a ACTUAL BLT
Not the grinders we have at our shop
I got got

I wonder why darktide has no scoreboard like vermintide does...
✋
🤚
in the beforetime people got a bit... over zealous with the gifs in general 
I've been goofed
Sounds like something I would do
🚬
it caused people to play weird, the less people who have a scoreboard the better people actually play... because they'll play based off of whats in front of them and not chasing numbers to be the number 1
over zealous? it was straight up porn >.>
so true
Shit I did gifs of other things

lol i was just not speaking about it 
we don't need to give people ideas
I mean.. the said people were also just erping in chat
I was told of this place by someone in another server
id bite anyone who did
lewd gifs huh? I prefer edgy
lol honestly the mods here are super reasonable so like... pretty much anyone who's been kicked out makes sense and the rules mostly have good reasons
i prefer silly
silly and edgy
i remember in one of the servers im in someone got banned for saying "boob morning" once
and we like
couldn't say anything violent before someone actually stood up for us

Even though heretics only make up a fraction of the population they do 100% of the crime
...
I know what you are

god ogryns are so precious though
especially with how they believe every order comes from the emperor himself
i aspire to be like the ogryn
I wish to be arbities
Krieg Ogyrns are told they're throwing pieces of Krieg. This brings joy to the Ogryns
Those law breakers won't stand a chance
I need to try out a 40k mod for darkest dungeon
be pretty cool
Good evening.
haiiiiii
sadly the emporium have only bone flour pizza
more pizza ingredients
Boneless pizza, bone-in ribs
in matter of fact the alcoholic society built humanity
IMMEDIATE RESTRAINING ORDER.
eaten
its because its a really easy way to convert heat energy into movement or pressure
The best Zealot weapon is shots of Jack Daniels
Jack is overrated
I personally drink beer
if you're gonna get cheap whiskey like that you might a well just get a brandy since it'll taste better
boot up zealot
see red during the mission
see mission complete afterwards
Profit
FIREBALL
ew
Best wizard spell i know
oh
I like shield
I thought you were talking about the drink
I just start downing shots
I like flails
Screaming fireball like im casting a spell
I like maces and swords
Shield is like +5 to armor
With heavy armor that can give you a crazy armor rating
I like flails with multiple chains, hooks ,and nails in them
Shield spell and shield and heavy armor and your basically a turtle
Like a flayer
The last person to shit used all the tp and didn't replace it
That would be a whip
The had little metal bits too sometimes
yes but not with what I described
Flails have a metal blunt object at the end
Yeah I know it’s a whip with metal bitd
Whip or flail, it's called flagellation
It sounded like a flagellation one from the multiple bit
It was a sect of Christianity that did that but the main group of Christianity banned it saying that Jesus sacrificed already for their sins and flagellations goes against that sacrifice
You know the Japanese clubs they used for war?
Wood with iron studs or whatever
Those rule
Tetsubo
Aren’t those wood
improvise
Do we have access to wood?
They gave us a crowbar, next? WOODEN POLE
hive scum crowbar is basically a shillelagh
Give us a fucking spear lmao
Mr. Freeman
Javelin ftw
POWERFIST
spears feel weird in tide games to me but maybe i'm wrong there
GIVE US THE POWERFIST
Next melee is kicks
Ogryn punch
powerfists sound cool but like... i'm not sure how you would handle their melee rotations/combos and stuff.. that sounds like a hellish design challenge
so have the regular shooter guys always been literal apocolyptic threats in havoc or did something happen
Gunbutt only challenge when
I wanna be able to kick
Drop kick even
Or how about melee while running is a running melee
Welcome to innovation, history leave those that don't go beyond
they are most dangerous in havoc because of the zero toughness grace period in havoc, in other modes you get tiny bits of iframes against their shots but in havoc theres zero of that only the damage consantly happening
Interesting
Multiple of them shooting all at once can melt you
I didn't know that
yeah because they pulse their shots
yeah, if you dodge out of a corner and they all insta you sometimes all you can do is say "uh oh" before you die
yeah i literally just went from 100-0 less than a second in a +29 because like 5 of them shot me in the back
at the same time
It’s like when a gunner readys his gun
Has anyone wall banged enemies through orgyn allies or am I alone on this?
They get into ready mode and instant shoot when you come out
ranged cc is amazing in havoc... at least thats how i deal with it lol
Smoke bombs
smoke bombs are great, i'm just not good with them personally
Ninjas
ninja
Its always been like thst
Because gunner resistance doesn't affect them.
in havok killing bosses mostly feels like one of the lleast important things
like obviously you want them dead
Mmm shotgunners
wtf
If anything, regular gunners are more problematic because they suppress you.
Don't do it, it's a bad habit
The real danger are the fodder guns
well yeah, they are shooters and not gunners 
ahhhhhhhhhh
Hey you'd be surprised how many people don't actually know this.
Shotgunners are great but when do we get short gunners?
Every veteran can produce grenades
And I get it.
It makes sense that one would believe gunner resistance would affect that.
my fav, krak 🔥
Real, that random dreg 30 meters away putting that last las round into my head while I run away
lol naw i totally get it, its such a weird thing to divide but i get it... and yeah they are by far the biggest killer of me in havoc
...until they're caught off guard and literally fried in less than a second by a single salvo
I be watching ppl go down like “ RICKYYYYYY”
lol when i see someone get an unlucky insta i'm always glad it was them and not me as i throw in my blitz to break it up
"Where is my team?"
I say before the crusher morbs me
I was never the same innocent believer in the emperor that day
when you go to dodge a crusher and you don't move because you didn't see that box there
I live to stub my toe on the slightest of elevated geometry.
It ain't Darktide until that happens to you.
it def feels worse in dt than vt2 but maybe thats rose colored glasses
I live to use the revolver no matter how many times I know something else it better
lol the revolver is like... super good isnt it?
i never use it but i know its like the bee's knees
Great for crits
it like 1 shots so many things last i checked
You’re great for crits

like i don't use it because i hate the reload on it but like... i think you're using a pretty meta pick with the revolver
unless something has changed
I don't research for this game so I don't know much of meta
so just feel good about using it lol
Remove the recoil on it pls
infantry autogun go brrrrrrrrrrrrrr
i personally like things like the bistol or the heavy las pistol if i'm running a build that would normally be good with the revolver
it does shoot alot lol
That is why I do the infantry version
unless ur pushing h40 you dont need to anyway
the cracks dont show until the game really starts spamming shit
But I can shoot forever
add twice as much please, make it an even more gassy laser
You can shoot the snipers
Damnation when I actually have a good team comp
Remove the recoil add a heat gauge when it overheats the gun calls you hot
honestly... if you have enough practice even at 40s you can just vibe build and do fine
maybe not the best
but fine
im not good enough yet i think
still need to crutch on the op shit
I tried a silly flame staff psyker build today. I finally get it.
All I do is vibe
It’s literally just easy mode lmfao
silly? that shit is literally god mode lol
honestly i usually run pretty overpower or gimmicky things in 40s because yeah they are hard work
It really is.
I do a arbities stun build. Keeping the squishy teammates alive as a bodyguard
like i swapped to paul for havocs on oggy just so i could be lazier lol
All this time actually playing the game, when I could have just put it on autopilot. 
If I’m not have fun then fooking bullshit
if I want to have fun I play an auric
h30-40 is not fun. 255 crushers 255 maulers 255 gunners 255 dogs 255 bursters
5 bosses at once
I do miss my thammer though.
yeah I need some OP shit
i find 30s to be fun but like above 35 and its too much to do regularly if i'm playing to relax... but yeah i also run alot of aurics for just... comfy time
Where's the congaline of stealth trappers hiding in the masses?
@twin dirge THE MIIIIIIINESSSSSS
I dead ass hate aurics and run havocs instead
lol I wasnt gonna name everything in game xd
i also play aurics because i like seeing the newer players get super excited about a very normal run
but 255 trappers
FUCK YOU
trappers getting me from far away is pure pain
Idk I am mercurial in my vibes
do you just not like the crowd or the modifiers?
most of my runs end from trappers
How's everyone doing tonight?
Work is pain
My dopamine receptors are fucked bro 💀
it'll get better as you play, you'll see a whole team dodge a trapper because they heard the noise but aren't sure where it is so they all just safety dodge using the sound to judge which way to dodge
Uber pain
but also currently silent specials are a thing sometimes so thats fun
Sacrificed my sanity for another shift
i got 200 hours and all my 6 operators maxxed out 🚬
I started running special tracker
bc I was tired of that shit
Erm
The moment I hear the sound is the moment I know I am screwed
i made the 2nd legions primarch 🥹
lol it took me like 250 hours in my first tide game to start getting pretty good so i would say you still got space for things to get better and better
and tbh i was bad at 250 hours lmao
I just think trappers are bs ngl
They are needed sadly
i should say 250 hours on one class with one set of weapons to get good personally
but i'm bad at games sometimes
make them like the man catchers from vermintide

lol i dislike those more
Yeah those are worse
they are more likely to stealth pull you into a hyper dense death
They screw your whole team over
they have bells though
lol when they bring you on a magical journy
they are more likely to grab you mid horde then nets ar to net you mid horde tbh
hmmm
Man catchers are horrible even more so in darktide
Pulling you places your team might not be able to reach
that's trapper
Not to the same degree, trappers have a short range, the man catcher will pull you for a minute even behind corners and crap
trappers can have more than one shot though
Man catchers do too
I thought they only had one
Work 3rd. Scotch. Game. Poop out the scotch. Layabout. Called into work 2nd, munch before hand
damn
Nope, they put you on a pike
huh
I am officially at the 24hr awake mark
I need to play more vermtide 2
They usually die first cause they pull for a long time very far away but if given the chance they will slap you 30m away then come back for round two
I play darktide because I like guns
That's fair
Which one
then the splat
Vt2 has guns
exterminator
Why can’t my sword shoot guns out that shoot swords out
I got a perfect 76 of it
I think they got one in enter the gungeon
the exterminator
76?
Oh, I prefer 60 in dump stat but whatever you do good with
We all have our preferences
well you see if everything is only down 4%
You got yourself a gun that is purely balanced
If you can use it well, it's good 
every shot from every gun hits something tho
I just rewatched ernest scared stupid
that sounds like cope ngl
The humor holds up, I was dying
you figure out how he can be scared stupid if he starts stupid?
scared smart
Being scared is the reason he's stupid
ernest goes to jail
It didn't make to much sense but it was hella funny
lol its so funny that it started as just ads
I never seen the ads only the movies, I wasn't a thought when those were coming out
Can we keep darktide?
Oh and I wanna play monster hunter stories 3 when that comes out, can we keep that
i want to vouch for alpha protocol, if we're only saving a few games it being one of them would be so funny
I think if we purged entertainment some things would have to stay for cultural value
Like some songs, games and movies
yeah like veggie tales
spongebob is crazy for lasting for as long as it has
It's not the same anymore
i'm rewatching futurama, i've never seen the hulu episodes tho i have no idea how good or bad they are
i'm still in the old stuff
Have you seen the new backyardigains?
lol honestly i've barely seen the old ones
, but i know them
Slop
i didn't watch the channel barnyard was on... zim and flapjack yeah, flapjack is weirdly better than it should be
That's what I'm talking about
100%
Fosters home was good
I was a big boomerang fan
lol theres a star trek voyager game that i'm hyped about because voyager is the only star trek i like because it was on one of the 3 channels my tv got when i couldn't sleep back then
My generation don't know about boomerang
wasn't boomerang like an extra channel that cost more?
When I couldn't sleep I hade to watch jewlers scam old people
Not sure, my Nana had it on her guest room TV
What's ur gen
Cuz I do
Og boomerang was nice
Your older than me
Current one is poopy
Boomerang still exist?
How old are you lmfao
19
Yea
Ancient
lol yeah eventually all channels became that, but semi early UPN (i think) would run voyager every night for a few episodes for years
What no
25 going on 26
Relic
i'm old but there are older people lol
How old are you missus?
20
leaf lover

Oh
knife ear @jaunty path
No one else I talk to knows about boomerang
Rude
I thought that was like a 3d render of undying from undertale
Lmfao
I will be rude to xenos as I wish
No it ain't
I didn't put too much thought into it
Well uh.
Shes technically human! Somewhere under all the mutation!
There are probably more furries in here than there are humans
And abberation..
I only just zoomed in on it, how to you get your pfp to move?
elf magic
nitro lets you have gifs as your pfp
Nitro
Oh, yeah I'm not on discord enough for that
I stole my pfp from a famous painting
hopefully they don't miss it
I gotta change mine, I'm thinking African bullfrog but I would like to use a mossy frog, might be to hard to see
Opinion on banana taped to a wall?
Stanczyk during a ball at the court of Queen Bona in the face of the loss of Smolensk
Banana taped on wall is art
Oh personman is here. What timing.
If god was real, he wouldn't come down to earth from sheer disappointment

Mostly famous in Poland
yeah art isn't a high bar to meat honestly, its mostly just about intent and an audience
Arts money value is whatever people are willing to pay for it
GenAI isn't art though because there's no intent to it. No meaning.
It's for money laundering
Insneed
yeah the bar is low but not that low... its low in terms of quality, there is not quality standard that dictates if something is art or not... but ai stuff is just... nothing
A jester walks into the doctor’s office and says: “Doctor, I’m depressed.”
The Doctor says: “The great comedian Pagliacci is in town this week, you should go see him and he’ll take your depression away.”
In tears, the Jester responds: “But Doctor, I am Pagliacci!”
There doesn't always need too be reason behind it
sometimes its just dumb speculation run amock... which humans LOOOOOVE accidently doing
I have a really silly question 🙃 is there a rule on how long you have to be in the server to post pictures to the pet channel? I read all the things and can't find the answer 😭
The reason for the art I get from my friends is because I like seeing art of my characters :>
Keep talking, it's for messages sent
Don’t even get me started on that abomination, @jaunty path
probably just need to make it to red name which takes a certain amount of messages sent
Does missus really eat babys?
So I have to actually be social to be able to post pictures of my cats... Man, that's rough
You'll make it, I belive you
Tell us (me) about your favorite art movements.
we pay a heavy toll for internet cat pictures
my pfp is very lazy, its just me and my best friends characters in stardew lol
progressive rock in music is up there. Its development brought a very cool genre into being
Nothing wrong with that, I think it's cool
Gustav Klimt is one of my all time favorites. He is audacious and still incredibly skilled.
Favorite song?
I don't know if I have a specific favourite song
Like currently, of every genre, or of all time?
lol i feel like i have alot of songs i really like but my fav rotates out by week
Whatever you wanna say
Recently grabbed a relatively new album by Echolyn and their song "Radio Waves" has been consistently in my head

chat, quick top 3 strongest classes?
That's harrowing
ogryn, uhhh ogryn, and oh yeah OGRYN
they all can bench the most
psyker is weakest, can't bench the bar
Uh, wizard, cleric, and uh.... sorcerer probably.
can just float the building the bar is in though.
with the ogryn benching it
and now you're fighing a demon that came from your head with noodle arms
unless the ogryn ate ur mom
demons are nothing
I guess maybe Hippity Hoppity Blood Raven Property is my current but it is my guilty pleasure
like actual meta classes are probably scum and psyker up top, and then everyone else
I'll check it out
and probably ogryn taking the most work to make work? but thats debatable
mister e said scum is 6, and psyker is 1 😄
Screw mister e
sure, so im asking here
Play the classes you enjoy
I think the artist uses Ai for the vocals though so I can't recommend them officially without beiung a heretic
Why worry about what's stronger and what's weaker; different classes play differently so play the ones you like.
Then they are not an artist.
mister e makes videos on a steady beat because that helps channel, but he runs out of things to say so he just starts making things up... he's not a terrible player but he's not really a reliable source about any sort of darktide theory talks and anything he gets right he usually got listening to smarter people
the classes i used to hate, i now love, so i will try all classes fully.
You are correct, thus why it is a guilty pleasure and cannot be officially recommended
Then do that
It's like pokemon
"Strong pokemon, weak pokemon... these are myths. Real trainers try to win with their favourites"
i think you'll find that heracross is the only pokemon you ever need
delete all the others
I'm a fan of mega pidgeot.
Why do you concern yourself with what is and isn't OP
Use what you enjoy and dance on the graves of your haters
flame staff is good but i see its users get overheaded alot
I have all of them but the Zealot and the Ogryn. I want an Ogryn but it weirds me out playing a male character and the Zealot is far too self rightous for my taste. Always yelling about the holy emperor
Meta is a silly concept in a fucking coop horde shooter.
Flame staff is underpowered
can't see what is covered in bright fire, can't hear crushers because they have soft ugg boots
whoever in tertium decided to weild crushers with uggs were clever
giant assassins
I completely understand the playing a male character thing. As for Zealot, you get used to ‘em. I recommend the Judge personality
My favourite zealot is the scots bastard
i think paying too much attention to it is a mistake, just like thinking that breakpoints matter a huge amount. But they are a real thing both of them and its fine to like figure it out... but yeah its absurd to pretend in this game that you can't do magical things with a sock filled with pennies, you don't need top tier anything
it would be great 
do ALL zealot personalities do that though?
Give the zealot Soap On A Rope
half of why i love zealots are their devotion
havok 40 tho lol... the one thing meta does is make you work less which is nice in a difficulty that takes soooo much work sometimes
so its good to know it so you can like... ease the pressure off yourself as you see fit
ehh, not as much on some but it's still a lot and I listen to all the banter because I am that person so hearing my character constantly be the self rightous turd in the group makes me cringe
the main reason i don't play the zealot is the same reason i don't play elf in vt2, i don't like their personalities... or like playing as them
i like hearing them on my team sometimes
I tried the elf in VT2 and dropped it after two missions lol
They hate flame staff because it's OP.
I hate flame staff because psykers won't stop barreling me with it.
We are not the same.
i got her to 30 and then they raised the level cap and i just never got her past 30
self righteous people can go to the corner and be ashamed, i wanna know what's good
I started using the force staff and it feels really fun
Ice cream is good
i actually don't like the flame staff because it messes up all my spacing and timing thats in my head... so i'll move in and be looking for my next move and swing at air because the flames stopped everything
Rock is good
bird ladies are good.
They're so good
I switched to the witch and found her much more tolerable. Though was very confused with I blew up my oown brain for the first time lol
real
be less edible then. You gonna use your femurs?
Yes I use my femurs
i'm just a bonk brained slayer whos slowly learned to play all classes like a slayer
It just annoys me that it's one of psykers absolute strongest options because it's also one of the most annoying to play alongside imho
Are you sure? I feel a bit peckish
At least in the hands of someone who's careless.
yeah, i'd rather one of the other ones be more common
Which is a lot of psykers unfortunately.
why are you eating femurs when there is perfectly good quad muscles attached to them
I will slap some Cajun seasonings on you and grill you 
I am a bearded vulture. At a minimum, 70% of my diet is bone.
F
I'd like to see more trauma users in havoc pls and ty
S
I mean, that's valid. They have the most facinating diegestive systems
You can try. I am hard to kill.
T
I like the flame staff because it is blue
same reason humans use bones to make soup stock and stuff... bones are vascular and are where the blood in the body is made... its also a storage point for fat in your body... as you age less blood production and more fat storage in the bones (its part of what starts to make everything fail)
That means the psykers are lighting their farts on fire 
yeah bones are very nutrient dense
technically it's the marrow that has the nutrients
the marrow is 100% part of the bone when you're looking it as an organ i promise you
We age because radiation from the sun has caused genetic defect so our cells cant replicate indefinitely 
i like any staff that gives me big explosion
but yeah the rest is like.. rock and metal and not good for eating 
Did you know that iron fortified cereal just has iron filings poured into it and mixed?
which is why humans get out the good stuff mostly by making soup stock... unless you're my grandma then you snap those suckers open and suck it out
We can ABSOLUTELY just eat metal.
I did not know I was a grandmother... Today I learned
Old
Yo me mother got me edibles made lads
I've been irradiated more
we don't tend to digest this stuff right... like it doesn't work right and we dont' really know why... like it doesn't work as well as foods that just have in there already... at least this is what i was being taught when doing dietician stuff for a couple of semesters
i could be misremembering or wrong because its been a few years lol
but only a few
I mean iron filings are dissolved by our stomachs and are absorbed
but they like... aren't... they tend to pass right through and get dumped out, its why white rice is a trap no matter how much we try to add enrichments. they don't work right... things like enriched foods and supplements should only really be used as a last resort to dietary needs
because they are below ideal and usually require more work
Apparently dairy reduces iron uptake but vitamin C improves it
i'm not saying suppliments or enriched foods are bad tho really... just shouldn't be used as a stand in when it can be helped
So have your cereal with orange juice instead of milk.

yeah theres a reason that i failed physiology twice.... it gets weird and complicated
¯_(ツ)_/¯
I unfortunately cannot argue with you on how effective eating steel wool is
lol the cuts that would result from it would be incompatible with living
would be my guess
i have my cereal with thermodynamics and its the best
Challenge accepted
warnings are not challenges 
That sign won't stop me I won't read it!
cereals, mostly, are super great food for very young children and very old people... and just like fine for adults
I like my shreddies
some cereals are just good for adults and bad for old people and small kids
Also there was a point where I really could only eat oatmeal and I got sick of it
oatmeal is great for you... but yeah i don't blame you for getting sick of it
same thing has happened to me
what does this mean
Also got sick of protein shakes but the docs said I needed calories and protein so I drank them until the thought of having one made me throw up
Honestly it could also have been the radiation sickness or the chemo that did that too but I can't have protein shakes anymore.
shrimp
you dont want to know
funny story about fiber, it's good for people with colons because you don't actually diegest it so it is kind of like a cleaning agent
oh yeah thats gonna make everything hard, no wonder they had you on the protein shakes
I want to know
Bitch I was dealing with two deadly poisons at once you try it
Good news! Three years free of that bullshit
I have half a tongue.
and heres to many more
tyty!
Congrats my good human! I work in an Oncology office and it's always great to hear success stories
Pats
... I'm a bird but thanks
w<
there we go
my apologies, congrats my good bird fellow
I just can't shorten it
never
You get to see lots of folks ringing the bells I hope
lol yeah the shortened version of that is probably not allowed, and yeah my mom struggled with that, hopefully you're doing good
I hear things at times
Honestly the bell was one of the most emotional parts of my treatment
Mrrp :3 
its a long sort of road, just keep getting the support you can and stick to the routines as best as you can man
purrr
Sort of? I work in a Transplant office so the people that come to us have the things like Leukemia and that tends to come back...
I manage, the hallucinations only get worse when I get stressed af
I am just glad it's usually audible hallucinations
lol yeah stress makes anything worse
Yes it does
I forgot the actually name of that codiction
Psychosis?
wuff. That's gotta be tough
I have that at times but it's not that
I also had my doctor say I might have mania
for me stress is a perpetual downfall
stress makes things worse, which just makes everything more stressful
I hope your days are filled with joy and the sadness of your enemies @astral laurel
Lol why
lol i've def been hit with those cycles and they suck hard, basically whats lead to every one of my drop outs in both highschool and all those colleges lol
Why not?
I suppose that's a good point
It's a bit depressing sometimes, but at least I'm not a doctor. I'm a scribe so at least I don't take the burden of actually treating them.
As it is, I'm stronger than my demons and sometimes need to remember that

Yasssss
demons hate chainswords
Me and my demons work together to keep my body alive
An interesting relationship
I have a magic flute.
Without me they can't live
inside of me are two wolves, and they both cry alot man
everything sucks so hard 
Crying is good
My demons all have names and a seat at the round table of neurotics. I try to use them to control eachother
i try to find the happy where i can and don't try to aim for goals that will steal what i have from me... like i still move forward and reach up and stuff but i'm not gonna break myself for a boss i don't care about or force a degree that i've stopped wanting... at least at this point in my life... lol i've been a mess many times
But yeah me beating cancer is why my sona has canonically slain a dragon and that's where "Scalebreaker" comes from.
lol it is, i was more making fun of myself for being a cry baby, even when i was a younger punk running around being tough i'd cry when something got too cute 
I cry often enough. It's important to not bottle things up
Anyways I need to shower again to clear out my nasal passages and help fight this cold so bbiab
Oh that’s neat
checks bio to see
HOLY HONKERS
I cry sometimes
as a treat 
lol i cried at the point in cairn where you have to make the choice between the endings
I am so here for owning it like that. I have a rare genetic condition thay necessitated the removal of much of my digestive track and so I am always dealing with the side effects even though I never had chemo
wuh
??
Your banner lol
He has my half a tongue too! You cans ee the lighter fake side in my stickers
holy fk this scaly has personalized stickers
Oh that's my demigoddess phoenix named Persephone.
Tits are good birds. Leave him alone
A lot of furries do
no wonder furry artists make so much
I'm an avian, not a scaly, though I can understand why you might use scaly. Birds are dinos after all
Your banner has fat boobs and I think that’s awesome
Lol thanks but it's not important