general-chat

[warm maple]

Do you guys think King Assripper follows Nurgle

[nimble salmon]

Хуі

[nimble salmon]

Who now?

[zenith pollen]

też dlatego mam jabłkowy nie pomarańczowy już chyba taniej samemu pomarańcze wyciskać

[nimble salmon]

Да

[cosmic burrow]

Wode wole od soków

[tiny swift]

Imagine if Ruling worked like in King Arthur Legend. You Pull out sword, you rule.

Like in entire globe

[warm maple]

If you know, you know

[dire kayak]

yi xi

[tiny swift]

Is that ''Da'' or am I stupid?

[zenith pollen]

woda zajebista chyba ze taka najtańsza butelkowana bo wtedy czuć w niej plastik jak sie pije i dobre to to nie jest

[nimble salmon]

If I pull out my sword I just get put in custody for public nudity

[nimble salmon]

It is da, it’s Russian for yes

[cosmic burrow]

Nie wiem. Mam filtry w kranach to nie kupuje

[warm maple]

I mean, did you have much of a sword to pull or was it a dagger.

[tiny swift]

Zdastfujce, or something.I know like 4-6 russian words lmao

[nimble salmon]

Broadsword

[zenith pollen]

ja mam dzbanek filtrujący tylko ze filtr juz dawno nie filtruje a nie ma za co filtra kupic

[nimble salmon]

I know Russian words I just forgot how to type em

[cosmic burrow]

Spoko

[tiny swift]

To wymień filtr. Ja mam taki do wody, i jest super. Lejesz wode z kranu, a potem ci przerzedza do pitnej normalnej jak w butelkach

[tawny hearth]

every language outside of english sounds terrible with my skater accent so i just stick to one language lol

[nimble salmon]

Skater?

[tiny swift]

Hello. [Sorry for my bad English]

[tawny hearth]

think like 90s american skateboarder lol

[nimble salmon]

If anyone here is Scottish, I love the Scottish accent

[tawny hearth]

tony hawk style speaking

[zenith pollen]

its time to check out how overwatch changed...

[tiny swift]

We all should just speak in our native toungs, and let Vibes sort it out

[nimble salmon]

Tf kinda accent is that tho

[tawny hearth]

depending on when you last played its great atm, or its just pretty good

[nimble salmon]

No

Don’t do it

[tiny swift]

Accent is just being a... spy

[zenith pollen]

i could be playing dbd again which is worse

[nimble salmon]

Michael, don’t leave me here

[fiery wave]

Thing is, that depends on the person viewing as well. Some are really bad at telling.

[tawny hearth]

"like totally dude" "idk man shits pretty gnarly" things like that... the stoner skater dude in the movie Clueless is a good benchmark

[tiny swift]

Michał cie zostawi.

[nimble salmon]

Play darktide

[dire kayak]

im tempted to play through all of black mesa again.......

really fun game.....

[tiny swift]

Do it

[zenith pollen]

i played it today alot

[tiny swift]

It's fun and relaxing

[nimble salmon]

So like late 90s early 00s older brother tongue?

[dire kayak]

plus really based music.....

[gloomy void]

Darktide

[nimble salmon]

Why’d you stop?

[tiny swift]

Food

[nimble salmon]

SPRICH DEUTSCH DU HUANSOHN

[delicate kite]

suka blyaty

[tiny swift]

Funny enough I actually know someone who just gamed whole day and night away, to point of it being health issue. Like actually it's not joke or bit, you gotta take care of yourself

[nimble salmon]

I got my Dino nuggies right here, so why stop?

[delicate kite]

german in mу nэighboуphyd

[nimble salmon]

No y at the end

[delicate kite]

блять

[zenith pollen]

i wanted to work on a project i started but i got distracted by all of you

[nimble salmon]

Сука

[delicate kite]

cheburek

[tiny swift]

You lack jelly gummy bears.

[nimble salmon]

Oh so now it’s my fault huh?

[tiny swift]

Co to jest

[tawny hearth]

but i do alot of long drawls and vocal fry and those make me sound even dumber in other languages than it does english already

[tiny swift]

Nie irytuj mne maciek, tylko odpowiadaj

[delicate kite]

omg mods

[nimble salmon]

I got beer, nuggies, and the John F. Pennedy

[delicate kite]

they speaking non englis

[pearl viper]

what is this stone language

[delicate kite]

kill kill kill

[nimble salmon]

Yk what i don’t have?

[tiny swift]

death to english raah raaaah!

[delicate kite]

whoa

what did brits do

are you IRA?

[tiny swift]

everything

[nimble salmon]

Sum bichez 😢

[delicate kite]

i had a friend in IRA

good times

bro was telling me he was a cosmonaut

[nimble salmon]

Huh

[zenith pollen]

yes

[nimble salmon]

Damn

[delicate kite]

do necrons have clippy in their software?

[gloomy void]

Only the high ranking ones

[delicate kite]

actually ppl should stop putting that fuck on their pfps

[nimble salmon]

Im gonna be in a necrons soft „ware“

[delicate kite]

clippy is progenitor of AI

fuck clippy

[nimble salmon]

Silent king ain’t gonna be so silent when I pull up

[delicate kite]

in his face

[dull eagle]

nah they use uhh

bonzi buddy

[delicate kite]

now bonzi buddy is legit guy

aint noone allowed to shittalk my man

[zenith pollen]

I hate ai so much i see ai ads everywhere

[dull eagle]

usually infects them with malware such as one called "flayer"

[nimble salmon]

Well yes but actually no

[delicate kite]

but no means yes then

[dire kayak]

lambda spotted

[delicate kite]

because actually no is a yes

[dire kayak]

i must now kiss you

for reasons

[dull eagle]

kiss to make hl3 real

[delicate kite]

Unforseen consequences

thats how i was born

[weary drum]

Wtf am I reading @_@

[dire kayak]

mwah

[dull eagle]

2 least deraged half life fans

[zenith pollen]

Stop hoping already its not goin to happen

[dire kayak]

I STILL HAVE HOPE

THEY CANT TAKE OUR HOPIUM

[dull eagle]

WOE

KRAK BE UPON YE!

[nimble salmon]

Me too pls

[nimble salmon]

Crack?

[dull eagle]

sure!

[zenith pollen]

I lost my hopium long time ago but it was a diffrent type of hopium it was called Bloodbornium

[nimble salmon]

Yay drugs

[nimble salmon]

Or did you mean the other type of crack

[dull eagle]

the average kriegsman gets issued 1 roll of pervitin each month

[zenith pollen]

Am i the only one who feels that the rock was nerfed?

[dull eagle]

being "historically accurate" german guardsman

[delicate kite]

its just everything else got buffed

hp

[dull eagle]

pet the

cyber mastiff

[tender horizon]

They're ww1 all fronts but mostly french.

[dull eagle]

its a mix of everyone from the western front

[nimble salmon]

Are there even German guardsmen? Does Terra still produce guardsmen?

[dull eagle]

except for the brits

[nimble salmon]

Can solar auxillia be German?

[dull eagle]

there are german sounding guardsmen

[nimble salmon]

Are they Terran?

[dull eagle]

does the SA even exist in m42?

[tender horizon]

No.

[nimble salmon]

The San Andreas?

[dull eagle]

solar auxilia

[nimble salmon]

I think they do

[tender horizon]

They don't. They've been replaced with Scions conceptually.

[nimble salmon]

Don’t they help the custodes protect the imperial palace?

[dull eagle]

well the squats don't exist thats for sure

[delicate kite]

after 5 years on the east coast

twas finally time to go home

[dull eagle]

i think

[nimble salmon]

Ah shit… here we go again

[dull eagle]

i want more kasrkin gear

[nimble salmon]

So they do exist in m42

[dull eagle]

maybe idk

[nimble salmon]

I want hotshot volley lasgun

[dull eagle]

if they werent wiped out during the heresy

[dire kayak]

absolutely

mwah

[dull eagle]

we all unanomously need melta guns for the zealot / veteran

and a multi melta for the big bois

[nimble salmon]

Wait, WE HAVE… TECHNOLOGY

[nimble salmon]

Ogryns don’t get meltas

Those are too advanced for em

[dull eagle]

they don't get rapid firing guns either

they magdump at the start of the battle

[nimble salmon]

Yes they do

Ripper guns exist

[dull eagle]

not very rapid

automatic yes

not minebea pm9 level of rapid tho

[nimble salmon]

Are they rapid fire? I honestly don’t know the ogryn tt rules

[dull eagle]

me neither

i like the idea of the dt ogryns being artificially enhanced

according to the brawler at least

[nimble salmon]

New personality: the baller

[dull eagle]

in what universe can an ogryn handle a data interrogator without any mental enhancements

[delicate kite]

glass balla fool

[dull eagle]

new personality for hive scum?

[nimble salmon]

2 number 9 large

[zenith pollen]

Wait a minute how old are you to be kissin ppl

[dull eagle]

I want that water cartel drip

[nimble salmon]

Dude I haven’t watched radal in awhile

[quartz chasm]

Sister SORORITAS when

[dull eagle]

butchering gta sa with mods

[dull eagle]

adsor is basically female zealot with power armor

we need a tech priest class

[nimble salmon]

Sororitas are sisters

[dull eagle]

lets ask mommy hadron for one

a power halberd would be nice

[nimble salmon]

Skitarii femboy class when?

[quartz chasm]

They have a Big Angel

Really op

[nimble salmon]

Hadron a real GILF fr fr

[dull eagle]

4-morons-beat-a-death-guard-terminator-to-death-with-clubs.mp4

[nimble salmon]

Sounds like ogryns and arbites

[dull eagle]

people can say whatever they wanna if a bunch of cadians can take down a fkin chaos dreadnought then a terminator is possible

[nimble salmon]

Lores so stupid, space marines on tabletop are weak and boring

But in lore they’re lightning fast and can rip tanks in half 🦧

💩

[dull eagle]

a handful of poxwalkers can take a space marine on tabletop whaddya think

[nimble salmon]

I hate death guard

[dire kayak]

our darktide operatives can defeat terminators on the tabletop

[dull eagle]

video games are by far the most broken in terms of scaling

[nimble salmon]

GW made them too OP

[dull eagle]

ehem ehem malum caedo ehemm

casual walk in the park killing like 8 greater daemons

[nimble salmon]

2+ invul… and lasguns are strength 3

[quartz chasm]

Sounds fun

[dull eagle]

you watched that video too?

[quartz chasm]

They completely diffrent compared to Imperium and Spacemarine roster

And they got diffrent buildings

more like Holy Shrines

[dull eagle]

zealot in power armor

take it or leave it

[nimble salmon]

Ain’t no one getting PA

Inquisitor class when?

[quartz chasm]

I still stick with my WITCHBLADE

[dull eagle]

except for grendyl

[nimble salmon]

Grendeyl a puss, bro hasn’t shown up in person once

[dull eagle]

it would be very funny to watch a terminator teleport in all badass and stuff and like 5 seconds later get eviscerated by like 5 krak grenades from 2 vets

crusher moment

[nimble salmon]

Basically tabletop

[dull eagle]

do custom minis for the darktide cover art cast exist?

[nimble salmon]

Alright I’m gonna go sleep byeeeeeee

[dull eagle]

asleepy time

[wooden creek]

Nope, though there's a traitor guard and an ogryn made by McFarlane toys, and the board game reuses some existing minis to represent the classes

[languid hazel]

Our Ogryn have bone ‘ead implants

[astral laurel]

hey 40k discord why do a bunch of primarchs have the red slit eye iconography on their armours like Horse and Sang-whinny-us

[split mauve]

because they like their armour that way

[astral laurel]

Oh thank you 40k discord

[hidden whale]

what up traitor chat

wait

[astral laurel]

Oh so apparently it's the Eye of Terra

[hidden whale]

I mean emperor lovers

like me

:3

[astral laurel]

I'm on a first name basis with the emperor of the empire I live in and he knows better than to bother me.

[hidden whale]

what empire

[astral laurel]

Addartha

[dire kayak]

agartha

[hidden whale]

what up goober

[dire kayak]

life sucks and we're all gonna die

what about you?

[hidden whale]

im eating yummy food :3

I can have an existential crisis later. or not at all

[dire kayak]

hell yeah

[astral laurel]

I have a cold

So I have tea and pastries

[hidden whale]

hmm. I can see tea being good for colds, but pastries?

nvm I want a pastry now ;.;

[astral laurel]

It's just tasty

[dire kayak]

im in the pastries

[astral laurel]

That's why they're crunchy.

Mmmm weird discord poster femurs...

[hidden whale]

pls dont be in the pastries

food goes in the pastries, not goobers

[cosmic burrow]

Will need to make myself tea tommorow

[hidden whale]

||also I have disturbing memories of a girl sharing "laced" food... that being her hair||

[hazy kestrel]

Islamic food is so good

[delicate vapor]

And yes

We Alice

Alice

[astral laurel]

Lots of food of various cultures is so good

[delicate vapor]

FUCK

[hazy kestrel]

I could eat falafel for the rest of my life

[delicate vapor]

Yeah I’m leaving fuck this phone

[astral laurel]

I've never had good falafel. It's always been dry and tasted burnt.

[hazy kestrel]

I just buy the hot pockets from Starbucks for now

[hidden whale]

do not the Alice

D:

[delicate vapor]

Forgot I had to connect a phone number to this account

[hazy kestrel]

Would love to try an official place though

[astral laurel]

I avoid Starbucks

[hidden whale]

since when does starbucks have hot pockets lol

[quartz chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-dancing-celebrate-gif-10622860767405964084

[hazy kestrel]

Fair and valid

[astral laurel]

Just go to any shawarma joint dude they're like $10 for a plate of food.

[hazy kestrel]

Idk but they do

[hidden whale]

mira?? wtf are you doing over HERE

I thought you were a ratposter

also nice embed fail

[astral laurel]

To be fair, Darktide is just Vermintide but we're playing the rats now.

[hidden whale]

rats, rats, we are the rats...

[quartz chasm]

Check verm 2 server i got a suprise for you

[round mica]

raaaaaaaaaaats

[quartz chasm]

:Skju

[astral laurel]

I mean I'm a bird.

Specifically, I'm a bearded vulture

[hidden whale]

no im pretty sure youre text in a discord chat

[astral laurel]

Do you have any spare femurs? I'm a little peckish

[hidden whale]

:3

[hidden whale]

goober hotline is offering spare femurs im sure

[wheat sphinx]

how do you fix the bug where you can't open comm wheekl

or tab

it happens upon being downed and being brought back

also can't tag

[hidden whale]

idk honestly. I got that recently and had to fully restart my game

[stark bobcat]

hold tag then interact with something

door, chest, ammo

thats the fix

[hidden whale]

😄

ty ainz

with the knowledge

[tawny hearth]

lol really? thats funny, i always just wait for it to fix on like a new load or something

[wheat sphinx]

ty

[dire kayak]

i have many clones

[heady echo]

Sup degens

[wheat sphinx]

sup

[dire kayak]

NO! That is NOT Solid Snake!

[dense rover]

what's the deal with the cartel event?

[fair bridge]

100 on my test i'm god

[hoary prism]

it sucks ass!!

[fair bridge]

more stimms. once you take 10 stimms, you get a movement speed and attack speed buff while you're inside of tox gas

[hoary prism]

lots of gas and theres a bunch of stimms sitting around that give extra gas resistance the more you use them

[fair bridge]

stimms are fun

[dense rover]

ok but like what are the rewards?

[fair bridge]

a frame and a lot of crafting resources

[fiery wave]

Do not use too many unless you like being stomped.

[hard crane]

the reward is free drugs

[fair bridge]

diamantine, plasteel, dockets

and the fact that you got to have fun

:)

[hoary prism]

oh ive just been macrodosing stimms

[dire kayak]

wuh?

i thought stimms were meant to make you stronger

[sweet wraith]

It's a trap

[hidden whale]

no they do

and you should absolutely stimmax

dont listen to the haters

the extra bosses and waves and specialist are just extra fun

[fair bridge]

i love being able to use my ability again and again and again in rapid succession

[hidden whale]

I have been using every stim I can get my hands on

and also pulling every daemonhost

and every patrol

:3

[feral vessel]

Howdy gen-chat.

How do you do on this fine evening/morning/afternoon?

[fair bridge]

i wanna use eulastare sooooo bad

[hidden whale]

I am having a great saturday

[fair bridge]

aaaah

[hidden whale]

how r u

[fair bridge]

there's a medieval fair tonight

[zenith pollen]

Overwatch is pretty fun ngl

But not fun enough to replace my severe darktide addiction

[hidden whale]

its can be. staying away from ranked and/or playing with friends

[fiery wave]

They do, but they also spawn more stuff if you take them.

[zenith pollen]

Im playing ranked rn and my main is gettin banned all the time

[fiery wave]

So if you use too many at the wrong time, enjoy 2 pogryns and a chaos spawn at the same time.

It's just like havoc, except they have full hp bars.

[ancient violet]

I'm thinking about getting back on League

How can I play it without getting an aneurysm 10 seconds into playing ranked? 🤔

[dire kayak]

im not gonna listen to the haters

im gonna keep macrodosing stimms

[limpid vigil]

did not know mortis trials counts as progress for difficulty unlocks

[ancient violet]

Yeah but nobody plays it 😭

[zenith pollen]

Its a bad year to be a sombra main

[feral vessel]

i had a great saturday too i think

i spent like...

[limpid vigil]

i do get into matches all the time tho? It does not seem that deserted

[feral vessel]

7 hours

at a party

i feel drained

[limpid vigil]

at least heresy and above

[ancient violet]

I can't find anyone the last time I tried

[fiery wave]

Just solo if you play on a dead server.

[limpid vigil]

i had a blast with the big ogryn nade with the perk that gives u a nade every 20s

[ancient violet]

NA west is dead?

[limpid vigil]

and the double damage and radius of grenades one

[ancient violet]

Dam the WEST has fallen AMIRITE FELLAS???

[fiery wave]

For Mortis, yep, dead server.

Had to duo malice to get someone their sub 25 mins penance.

[thorny crane]

anyone willing to help me get a the "only a flesh wound" zealot penance? i just need to be in a strike team on malice difficulty

[dire kayak]

i can in a little

[jaunty path]

No

[ancient violet]

Dam u right

[fiery wave]

Funniest part was recon build without shocktroop on vraks for it.

[thorny crane]

dm me when you can

[heady echo]

podal'she ot nas.

[hidden whale]

what

[heady echo]

Allo we lato shelo atwoino

No such people here. If there are take them to Canada

[zenith pollen]

is the nurgle disease cureable?

i think i got it

[heady echo]

I am Ramzan as long as i live i will kill them

The heretics that is

By Allah

[knotty terrace]

hello how is everyone?

that wasn't a very nice react unless ya cooking food

[heady echo]

I am cooking heretics

[hard crane]

I don’t think that’s good for your health

[feral vessel]

hi missite

[feral vessel]

They taste bad. I tried.

[thorny crane]

yeah its gonna release some pox gas, gotta air out the room first if you want to get a good roast

[feral vessel]

They taste best with vegeta.

[heady echo]

Get the theretics to Canada. By all mighty

We don't want them here

[knotty terrace]

glad the bozos from earlier aint currently here

[heady echo]

The mutants. The heretics The undecided. Get them to canada

[feral vessel]

You mean the pregnant men?

[knotty terrace]

yeah that stupid react

[heady echo]

Get them to Canada to

[sleek harness]

Get used to it

It's not that serious

[feral vessel]

foolish skaven not being foolish

A common occurance, surprisingly.

You should rename yourself to Wise Skaven.

[limpid vigil]

i am serious and don't call me shirley

[feral vessel]

Be kinder on yourself

[sleek harness]

No

[limpid vigil]

Do you have a brother by the name of Fiendish skaven?

[sleek harness]

No

[limpid vigil]

damn

[feral vessel]

Hoover.

[limpid vigil]

ew , british slang

[feral vessel]

not the british one

[limpid vigil]

jk i know what you mean

[knotty terrace]

people using that react as an insult in other servers that i've being in

[limpid vigil]

then you are in some weird servers mate

[feral vessel]

I should try making british food..

[limpid vigil]

do not , beans on toast is a sin in and of itself

at least leave the gravy of the toast

please

i beg

[feral vessel]

I meant the Stargazy Pie

[sleek harness]

What are you saying in theses servers are werid

Weird

[limpid vigil]

ok that sounds fking delicious

[sleek harness]

Also that's a question

[acoustic pebble]

Hey hey people

[feral vessel]

Are you sure?

[feral vessel]

Seth here?

[limpid vigil]

i said it sounds , did not say it is

[acoustic pebble]

Where?

[feral vessel]

the four fish heads sticking out of it give me nightmares

[heady echo]

@limpid vigil Going to Canada to. For insulting the Real Ratclan

[limpid vigil]

in polish galareta refers both to aspic as well as jello so i understand

[feral vessel]

@sleek harness Did you take my advice?

[limpid vigil]

who did i even insult? And how?

[feral vessel]

Or am I going mad?

[sleek harness]

What

[knotty terrace]

just what i reckon needs buffs or nerfs marvel rivals server being a prime example

[feral vessel]

you don't seem very
uh
foolish anymore

That's all, sah.

[sleek harness]

Yeah you are insane

[limpid vigil]

idk man

[fair bridge]

what is the charge? enjoying a scuffed event? a succulent scuffed event?

[limpid vigil]

seems like you are trying to gaslight yourself

[feral vessel]

The pills are waering off.

[acoustic pebble]

Nah, he's a Skaven. Always foolish

[hidden whale]

yep thats a Skaven

[limpid vigil]

....are you becoming irish?

[hidden whale]

a foolish one even

[feral vessel]

'ae' is pronounced 'ee' in High Gothic.

I was merely... high gothicking.

Thicking..

[lunar nexus]

▒▓▒▒░

[limpid vigil]

damn i wish i was high and goth too

[feral vessel]

I wish I was tall.

[limpid vigil]

still confused by this

[limpid vigil]

i wish i was a baller

[feral vessel]

Actually, maybe being small has more advantages to it.

Like biting people's kneecaps off

[limpid vigil]

why not the achilles tendons?

[feral vessel]

Mallow has been typing for an interesting amount of time.

[lunar nexus]

Smaller people live longer in general.

[feral vessel]

This is true.

[lunar nexus]

Blood flow an' shiet

[limpid vigil]

think they fell asleep on the keyboards?

[dire kayak]

can you share with me?

im very hungry

[sleek harness]

Mallow did you like the medieval event

[fair bridge]

funny thing one time i met a dude who was crashing out over neopronouns and it all started because he saw someone with "Þey/Þem" in their bio and he refused to listen to us when we were telling him it was a funny play on words because "Þ" is an archaic old english letter that sounds like "th" so really their bio was saying "they/them"

[dire kayak]

when my clones eat people it doesnt feed me

[heady echo]

Maybe you should be bit more nice to the Foolish skaven.

[limpid vigil]

how was i mean tho?

[sleek harness]

You should replace your clones

Make a close the real one

[dire kayak]

never

if people find and kill the real me then they get a gold coin

i cant allow that

[limpid vigil]

imma cry i dont liek being mean

[lunar nexus]

Raise a skeletal army to .... Source food.

[limpid vigil]

and idk how i wuz

[limpid vigil]

quantum entangled stomachs?

[feral vessel]

lmao

[sleek harness]

Yeah I don't know what he is on about

[feral vessel]

Entanglement?

There's two Skavens now.

This is getting disturbing.

[sleek harness]

My brother

[dire kayak]

theyre multiplying

[feral vessel]

Someone get Saltzpyre.

[sleek harness]

I thought I killed you

[limpid vigil]

quantum entanglement is like when you have a switch that can kill and not kill the shrodingers cat

idk how to explain it better

[feral vessel]

That makes sense.

Totally.

Cruelty Squad is very comprehensible.

[fair bridge]

i'm gonna make a text macro on my desktop client Þat replaces "th" with "Þ" just to see what happens

[sleek harness]

It seems like he is going to make a giant text

[limpid vigil]

i found a cat game that explains it well , hang on while i look for it

[sleek harness]

Hopefully it is not a expose on me

[lunar nexus]

People who unironically care about pronouns like that seem kind of sad tbh.... Not to mention the thorn (and dipthrong ae) are unironically so useful for writing to this day.

[limpid vigil]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/eIuiZ6UVXAU?feature=share

[feral vessel]

Do you think we could petition Brahms to give the Inquisition access to a baseball court.

So we could have some ogryn balling going on.

[heady echo]

You insult us

[feral vessel]

There's a THIRD Skaven in the chat now.

This is getting ridiculous.

[limpid vigil]

how tho

[fair bridge]

this guy was in the louis rossmann discord so you can bet he's either intelligent enough to understand the joke or he's so brainwashed that the only level of enjoyment he can obtain is being unreasonably upset over things he refuses to understand

[sleek harness]

He just asked if I had a brother

Which the name was weird

Couldn't understand it

[heady echo]

Yes Yes

[feral vessel]

Some tomfoolery going about.

[limpid vigil]

fiendish (it means somebody who likes to cause chaos , somebody with a chaotic and cheerfull personality)

[lunar nexus]

I have no idea who Louis Rossmann is but that's just a state of mind a lot of people have.

We LOVE right brain suppression and CONFORMITY

[limpid vigil]

i think he runs a chain of stores

[sleek harness]

I thought it was a country

[lunar nexus]

I WANT TO CONFORRMMMMMM

[heady echo]

Will bite your bones if not satesfactory Yes Yes

[lunar nexus]

I WANT TO FALL IN LINE AND HATE THE THINGS OTHER PEOPLE HATE

[limpid vigil]

rossman is a chain store with beauty products

[feral vessel]

Sure is nice being a (radical) centrist, guh?

[dire kayak]

hmmm

[fair bridge]

he's a right to repair advocate that has a unique community to say the least

[dire kayak]

im fiendish

[limpid vigil]

yeah i confuse it with fiendland sometimes

[feral vessel]

That tracks, I think.

Can I be fiendish with you?

[dire kayak]

absolutely

[feral vessel]

Yippee yay.

[limpid vigil]

also im pretty sure there was a boss called fiend in final fantasy

but the part that was similar to World of warcraft

idk wich one that is

too many number

[feral vessel]

A fiend is also an addict.

I.e. chem fiend or caffeine fiend.

A nice definition would be 'enthusiastic consumer'.

[limpid vigil]

i think it's more context sensitive but yeah that would be one definition

[sleek harness]

Guys how much are you willing to buy 1000 super credits

[amber delta]

0%

[limpid vigil]

depends on how many i have

[sleek harness]

In this case you are buying back from me

Yes back

[limpid vigil]

eh not really

maybe another time

need new monitor to play better

yes

[sleek harness]

10 dollars

[limpid vigil]

i do not have dollar

[hidden whale]

who gave this skaven money??

D:

[limpid vigil]

am polish

have weird polish currency

[sleek harness]

Poor

20 rabbits

[limpid vigil]

me no have rabbit

me have dumb dogs and dumb cats

[sleek harness]

Just go hunting

[limpid vigil]

me have no gun to hunt , me no american

[calm crane]

sup muh broskis, yo, weird question, does anyone know the quantities of max collected plasteel/diamantine on levels, cuz for example on Damnation you get a 300 diamantine max, with Quickplay, that goes to 330 (cuz 10% extra)

[sleek harness]

You don't need a gun to hunt stuff

[calm crane]

and I wanna know what's the max for Auric

[feral vessel]

polish people are good at business.

[limpid vigil]

i know but am fat and clap of my buttcheeks scares away prey

[sleek harness]

What

[calm crane]

i audibly lold at this comment xD kekw my guy

[cosmic burrow]

Name checks out

[limpid vigil]

am not femboy tho

am fanboy

[dire kayak]

i keep reading your name as 'neopolitan femboy'

[cosmic burrow]

Still

[sleek harness]

He didn't said anything about you being a femboy

[limpid vigil]

True.....

[limpid vigil]

but they did

[sleek harness]

Goober

[limpid vigil]

i just like an anime character that's all

[dire kayak]

oh my god

i feel so dumb

[sleek harness]

I readt it as Napoleon Fanboy

[dire kayak]

i just realized admech is short for adeptus mechanicus

[sleek harness]

No

[feral vessel]

Huh?

[limpid vigil]

i keep reading admech as addendum mechanicus

[dire kayak]

is it not?

[limpid vigil]

or advertisement mechanicus

[limpid vigil]

it is

[fair bridge]

it is

[dire kayak]

i just got 4 different signals

[fair bridge]

two truths two lies

[sleek harness]

I am awalys right

[limpid vigil]

I am the one that tells the LIES

[fair bridge]

my fingers are about to fall off

[feral vessel]

walter rat

rat white

Rattenberg

[fair bridge]

wind chill was invented by the globalists to control outdoor activities

[sleek harness]

If I fail on life I will become a drug dealer

[feral vessel]

good choice under current affairs

[sleek harness]

If I succeed on life I will become a drug dealer for fun

[dire kayak]

amazing digital circus reference

[heady echo]

Have you heard of the undesirables thats all around you?

[sleek harness]

I just watched it until episode 4

What the hell is going on

[limpid vigil]

they have no mouth and they must scream

[heady echo]

U nas net geyev.

[sleek harness]

I just hit jackpot

30 super credits

[cosmic burrow]

They just cant scream externally

[sleek harness]

Just take out their lungs

Replace with a iron lung

[heady echo]

Taking out lungs of a shot animal is kinda messy, Once you get it out you have to make sure the landkeeper is ok with you leaving the entrails out in the field. Usually they are ok with it but if not you gotta carry trashbags full of it out to your car

[sleek harness]

Didn't asked

[heady echo]

Aite fuckyou

[sleek harness]

I am not a butcher

[heady echo]

I love butchering. Best catch would be rodant

Foolish ones would be best

[tiny swift]

Bro I just ate like 200g of Salami

it's so good

[heady echo]

I love slicing up shot game to just chew the raw unlooked meat

So long as there are no G*** there i would not kill

except for game ofc

[dire kayak]

what did i just come back to

[hoary prism]

got flung off an edge by a beast of nurgle death and then the team choked

damnation btw.

[heady echo]

Butchering animals. Taking out white entails while leaving red entrails for analysis

[tawny hearth]

thats why you gotta throw the beast over the ledge first

lion king treatment

[hoary prism]

yep

thunder hammered it and then got bodyblocked by a horde our psyker couldnt figure out how to kill

[tawny hearth]

lol everyone is learning in damnation so you've got to expect judgement call errors

[hoary prism]

true

[tawny hearth]

lol but most of my losses are me falling off a cliff and the team folding right after so i can relate

sometimes i'll even fall when literally nothing is around and we're just traveling

because i am a master of my craft

[dire kayak]

i fail missions by being absolutely horrible at the game

[heady echo]

Just takinng out a backpiece of the game with sharp one is just exhilarating. 🔪

Hererics have no chance

[lyric falcon]

Hey guys, any advice on how to get the true survivor penance, been trying for a week now but someone always goes down no matter what. Any suggestions?

[thick coyote]

Don't go down

Don't stall, keep moving forwards

[lyric falcon]

Yeah, do you know any place to form a team for this penance? Comms seem to be the key.

[sleek harness]

I tried hugging someone and my game is crashing

[tawny hearth]

thats just how hugs work

[sleek harness]

Yall pick a game for me to play
Helldivers 2, SM2, Stellaris, KCD2, Darktide

This is totally not flexing

Trust

[tawny hearth]

play darktide while trying to win a stellaris game in the backround

or just make an ogryn race in stellaris

[sleek harness]

That's too much

[sleek harness]

The Blunthead Galactic Clan

[tawny hearth]

do it

[sleek harness]

Sadly there are no very buffed human men protrait

So either it's going to be a dwarf or a alien

[tawny hearth]

lol theres probably a portrait pack for 40k

[sleek harness]

Sadly I can't mod it

I am on console

[tawny hearth]

ohhh... then just the closest... might be the dwarf one yeah, just pretend its a perspective thing and they are actually big

[sleek harness]

Turns out the room is big so that's why they look small

It's like with the aquatic species

Just imagine the water

I do wonder the ethics of a ogryn galactic empire

[whole glade]

me erm

[sleek harness]

Are they xenophobes? Friendly?

Strong they are yes

But what do they think of the xenos?

Eh, probably just going to make them fanatic militaristics and spiritualists

Will see how it goes

[whole glade]

shush rat boy

[sleek harness]

No

[whole glade]

why

[sleek harness]

Because I need to inform the Wing Ding guy

[whole glade]

nuh uh

shush.net

[sleek harness]

On my work on galactic ogryn empire

[whole glade]

nuh uh

[jaunty path]

Leave it to my dad to come to the movies with me just to sleep through it

[sleek harness]

What movie

[dire kayak]

literally me

those rooms are TOO DARK

and my sleep deprived ass wi

[sleek harness]

I just found out that ogryns aren't made in labs and they actually have sex with female ogryns

[dire crane]

Oh gross sex in my dark fantasy game?

[tawny hearth]

lol sorry i had to wander away from my computer for a while

[tawny hearth]

i think if they were left alone they would be friendly

[sleek harness]

Okay

They will be militaristics xenophiles spiritualists

I think they would have dictatorial or imperial authority

[jaunty path]

Iron lung

Markiplier movie

[sleek harness]

That one Markeplier movie

[tawny hearth]

lol probably have the lady oggy's lead tbh

[sleek harness]

True

In this universe Emperor died to give ogryns space driving tech so that they don't need to use the warp

[tawny hearth]

they are his favorite

[sleek harness]

So theres no Emperor to take on as government

[sleek harness]

He will still be remembered

The flag is just a dot with black background

[whole glade]

guh

[jaunty path]

Materializes

[whole glade]

me when

uh

Legion of the Damned

[astral basin]

Damn the legion

[whole glade]

hey

they badass

[dull eagle]

middle eastern stuff in general

[tawny hearth]

food is good

[worn halo]

[astral basin]

Life could be worse
Milk could have pulp

Pulpy milk

Chunky

[sleek harness]

@tawny hearth I put the fault on you, wing ding

I am now stuck making a whole lore for fucking Galactic Blunthead Imperium

[dire kayak]

im wing gaster

[sleek harness]

Because it's fun

[sleek harness]

Does he ding

[dire kayak]

beware of the man who speaks in hands

[sleek harness]

So like, mute people in general?

Alright, if a mute person tries to approach me to ask me something I will stab their liver and run away

[dire kayak]

i just do that for everyone

approach me unprovoked and you get a liver stab

[sleek harness]

So you are implying that you would do that to us

[dire kayak]

wellll

[sleek harness]

How evil of you

[dire kayak]

maybe a few people i wouldnt

[sleek harness]

I thought we were friends

I thought you were friends with that crow guy

I don't remember his name

[dull hamlet]

Sudden urge to rot into a pile of bone and maggots

[dire kayak]

id stab him lovingly ❤️

[hidden whale]

guys im ingame with slurmaster rn

what do you think hes gonna say...? ;.;

[sleek harness]

Murder the Princess type shit

Slay actually

Not murder

[dire kayak]

oh no

hes my opposite

[sleek harness]

Is he black

[dire kayak]

hes trying to find the real me out of my clones

hide me

[hidden whale]

complimentbeginner...?

[dire kayak]

im a beginner at complimenting people

absolutely

[whole star]

Where are all the heretic reinforcements coming from during the rolling steel mission? Can’t reasonably see somebody jump on a train moving as fast as that

[dire kayak]

i make them

[sleek harness]

Under the train

[whole star]

lol

[dire kayak]

out of little plastic pieces and citadel glue

[carmine steppe]

Heretics aren't reasonable

[dire kayak]

i make them all

[sleek harness]

Recycling compliments

[dire kayak]

you are uhhh

very good at being a skaven

fuckkkkk

[sleek harness]

I would if I cared to speak like one

[fallow dock]

What mortis trials talent tree has "Infectious Headache" ?

[gloomy tartan]

They’re coming from the back of the train.

Obviously

[knotty terrace]

im not sure if anyone agrees with this but soon as you start using meta builds you've given yourself up to the meta of darktide

[gloomy tartan]

The Mets

Let’s go the Mets

You were talking about the Mets right

[knotty terrace]

mets? whats that?

[gloomy tartan]

⚾️

[knotty terrace]

wish i was talking about baseball but no

[ancient violet]

My ass

[ripe tangle]

I’m thinking about ordering a pizza

should I?

[ancient violet]

Would I?

[hidden whale]

cook

its better 4 you

finanically and healthily

[sleek harness]

Do you like pizza

[ripe tangle]

I do like pizza yes

[sleek harness]

Order pizza

[knotty terrace]

do you wanna be adding weight to yourself sister?

[sleek harness]

It's just a fucking pizza

Calm down

[ripe tangle]

no, I just don’t want to cook…

[knotty terrace]

thats fair

[ripe tangle]

what kind of Pizza should I order?

[gloomy tartan]

Don’t order pizza

[sleek harness]

Chocolate

[gloomy tartan]

Conquer the pizza lands

Ravage their lands

[sleek harness]

Pineapple

[ripe tangle]

Chocolate Pizza?!

[sleek harness]

Berries

[ripe tangle]

what?

[sleek harness]

Yeah, my cousin likes that

[gloomy tartan]

Choclate pizza?

[knotty terrace]

you disgusting mother fucker

[ancient violet]

No

[gloomy tartan]

pizzoclate?

[ripe tangle]

I was just thinking cheese and veggies….

[sleek harness]

Cheddar pizza

[gloomy tartan]

Choclizza?

[sleek harness]

I love cheddar

[sleek harness]

Fair

[ancient violet]

Italians watching Americans put soo much shit on the pizza that it looks like a Lasagna:

[sleek harness]

Cheese pizza or pepperoni

[gloomy tartan]

Berries and herbs and spices collected from the forest

[sleek harness]

Woodsman Pizza

[knotty terrace]

pineapple pizza is disgusting

[sleek harness]

[lethal solstice]

Pineapple pizza is pretty nice

[ripe tangle]

if you think America is the only country committing Pizza Crimes you’re missing out on the whackiness of the Nordics lmao

anyway I’m still thinking veggies and cheese

[lethal solstice]

The acidic sweet flavor helps cut through and balance the massive amount of savory going on

[ancient violet]

Nordic countries are even more white than the Brits when it comes to food

And I don't know how tf that is possible

[gloomy tartan]

If they don’t get you your pizza in an hour or less they’re a heretic and your pizza is free

[ancient violet]

Iceland I would call the worst food on the planet

I said it

[blazing ibex]

Pineapple on pizza good

If they prepare the pineapple

[ripe tangle]

I’ve never had Icelandic Food, I’m not sure what Icelandic People even eat tbh

[blazing ibex]

If they just throw it on the pizza, it's disgusting.

[ancient violet]

Boys in Iceland eat fucking 400 year old sharks they fermented for a year just to make sure it is edible

[gloomy tartan]

What if I wrapped a pizza around a pineapple like some kind of cell eating. Smaller cell

[gloomy tartan]

It’s a special shark tho

[ancient violet]

No wonder the Vikings love pillaging, they had nothing else to live for

[gloomy tartan]

They swim slow as fuck

[dire kayak]

whenever anyone tries to mug me, i just explain the thousand sons to them and they get bored and leave

[gloomy tartan]

And they have found everything on they stomachs

Polar bear

Moose

All types shit

They’re related to great white sharks too

[ancient violet]

Their flesh is toxic is what I'm saying

To eat

[gloomy tartan]

Another pro strat

Swim slow

[knotty terrace]

personally i'd prefer to have Corpse-Starch pizza

[gloomy tartan]

Taste like shit

Live forever

They are the longest living shark I believe

[sleek harness]

"Okay so, there were theses magic Astrates who were were scammed by Tzeench..."

[ripe tangle]

is it an unpopular opinion to say putting too much meat (especially cured meats which is what’s commonly put on pizzas anyway) actually ruins pizza because it’s too salty and overwhelms the flavors of everything else

[gloomy tartan]

Salt is cheap

Dump salt make it taste salty

Easy start if food no gud

But i personally enjoy my sodium

[ancient violet]

No, they are in the Somniosidae family

Great Whites belong to the Lamnidae family

[sleek harness]

I don't recommend putting corn on the pizza

[gloomy tartan]

I thought they was cousins

They’re was some connection

[blazing ibex]

Meat lovers pizzas are usually my least favorite kind of pizza for this reason

Too much savory.

[ancient violet]

I mean they are both sharks

They are related that way 🤯

[gloomy tartan]

HOW DO YOU KMOW THE SOMNININMNMN and the laminandsnn aren’t related

[blazing ibex]

I need balance in my pallete with pizza.

[gloomy tartan]

You should get a gizzard

It’s the hot new trend in Hollywood

[ancient violet]

They are different families, idk ask the biologists

Greenland sharks are much more ancient than Great Whites in the fossil record

[gloomy tartan]

Is it just size?

Maybie that was it

That it’s also big as fuck

[ancient violet]

Yes they are about the same size

[ripe tangle]

I like when the sauce is a little sweet and the cheese is a little salty and the veggies are kind of spicy especially with peppers and stuff yaknow what I mean right?

[gloomy tartan]

Ah

That was it

Also big but swim slow so age slow

[gloomy tartan]

I dump hot spices on fries and meat sometimes

[ancient violet]

Funnest fact

Great Whites love eating seals

But Greenland Sharks kill 4 times more seals every year

[gloomy tartan]

Just blanket carpet bomb the fucking food

[carmine steppe]

Why

[gloomy tartan]

They found polar bear and caribou in side them too didn’t they?

I love that we know so little about the shark

Just that it big and slow and live long

I’m sure it can go fast if it wants to tho

[ancient violet]

Yeah but that doesn't surprise me since they scavenge

What surprises me is that they are the best predator at hunting seals

[gloomy tartan]

Like sloths can

[carmine steppe]

We know a lot about sharks, like the fact that they are smooth

[gloomy tartan]

This specific shark I means

[ancient violet]

They attack and kill seals

[gloomy tartan]

Slow speed less disturbance seals more complacent easier to ambush idk?

[ancient violet]

Not scavenge

[gloomy tartan]

Have we any footage of them hunting ?

[ancient violet]

Seals are extremely well adapted at hunting at night

[gloomy tartan]

I remember there was very little known on them last I check

[ancient violet]

Seals are nocturnal

That's why you see them sleeping all day on the beach

[gloomy tartan]

I just guessed the sharks natural slow speed let them get closer to attack

I said ambush cuz I think great whites do that

[ancient violet]

Seals are also warm blooded, so they can very easily outswim a Greenland Shark

[gloomy tartan]

Come from below

My guess would be slow swim boi does similar and attacks from below just slower before the bust of speed to bite. Like I said last I remembered this was a shark with very little information on it still

[ripe tangle]

outside my window all morning and afternoon I just kept hearing birds go “cawcawcawcawcaw!” back and forth

[gloomy tartan]

I love them ravens and crows

[ancient violet]

https://youtu.be/g25M_YsO0Ns?si=WvwFp7A8oSQBoX1s

[gloomy tartan]

I allways look when I hear them

[ripe tangle]

I say birds because I’m not sure if they were crows or ravens

[gloomy tartan]

I think ravens croak

[ancient violet]

People don't know this, but seals can sleep underwater

[gloomy tartan]

And crows caw

I forget tho

I usually go on size and group

Crows be bigger groups

[ripe tangle]

People can technically sleep underwater too, just not for very long.

[ancient violet]

Most likely Greenland sharks sneak up on them while they are sleeping

[sleek harness]

How was the shape of the beak

[gloomy tartan]

If it was big as fook probaly a raven

[sleek harness]

Yea

[ripe tangle]

They were up in a tree and I was in my bedroom, how would I know?

[sleek harness]

Looking

[gloomy tartan]

I think ravens croak

And crows caw

[hidden whale]

humans can technically sleep ANYWHERE if its not for long

[gloomy tartan]

I can’t remember

[hidden whale]

because they wont be sleeping for much longer... >:)

||ded||

[sleek harness]

You can know which is which if you throw a stone at them and they decide to fucking bully you for the rest of your life

Which is a crow

[hidden whale]

I feed the walmart crows french bread

[gloomy tartan]

https://youtube.com/shorts/i3PDiFDaxh0?si=i0H1HhlAzX3nU6GE

[ripe tangle]

yeah it was like “cawcawcawcaw” followed by a different one replying with “cawcawcawcawcaw” then the first one would go “cawcawcawcawcaw” and I looked up out my window and there was like 40 dang blackbirds out there

[hidden whale]

they've started to flock to me when I walk into the parking lot

[sleek harness]

Ew shorts

Get it away from me

[gloomy tartan]

It’s perfect tho

It literaly goes caw caw caw

[ripe tangle]

Yes! It soundsd like that

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah I hear that a lot too

[ripe tangle]

back and forth all day

[gloomy tartan]

Bro they fuck with hawks and falcons

If they see one they pester it to leave

They know they can’t actually hurt it and flee if it try’s to get them back

But they instantly go back to cawing and pecking to pester it when it turns away lol

They ruin hunts and basically annoy it to go away. It’s because they know if they get distracted it can easily hunt one of them

[ripe tangle]

I live in North Central Texas, we get Crows in the Winter and Grackles in the Summer, both are “black birds” but they’re VERY different.

[gloomy tartan]

The fuck is a grackle

I need to google this

YO I LOVE HIM

[ripe tangle]

they’re “french fry birds” because they take over parking lots and eat french fries

[outer jasper]

fucked up bird

[gloomy tartan]

He just like ME FRRRRRR

I found myself as a bird

[ripe tangle]

lol

[gloomy tartan]

I know what bird I am now

I thought a seagul or a crow or a peregrine falcon

Nah this mf

Look at his eyes lol

New top 5 bird in my list

[ripe tangle]

compared to crows they’re a little bit dumber and a bit more aggressive

[gloomy tartan]

I will see your grackle and raise you an American coot

You know bout dem?

They some weird birbs

[ripe tangle]

American Coots are cool

[gloomy tartan]

I love they big ass feet

Red eyes

Get them here in SoCal with the mallards

They’re so striking the colors.

And the giant ass feet

I love waders

Just walk in water

[tawny hearth]

this is the only way to play stellaris

[ripe tangle]

we get Coots in Texas

they’re basically just Gothic Ducks

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah I didn’t know they were waders for forever

Allways saw them with ducks

When I saw one out the water I lold

Allways see them with the mallards

[ripe tangle]

we also get Muscovy Ducks

which are the kinds of birds that’re so ugly their ugliness makes them kind of cool

similar to a Turkey Vulture “so ugly it’s cute” yaknow what I mean?

also you ever see ducks or geese walking and it’s very clear they’re dinosaurs by the way they move

[gloomy tartan]

Ooo native to Mexico

Yeah I see the culture face lol

I see dinosaur when I see a heron walk

Very deliberate steps big ass three toed steps

Big theropod dinosaur vibes

They have that big ass s neck too ya know

We get miniature herons in Cali too

Called night herons

They look like little herons the size of chickens

Shrunk

[ripe tangle]

random fact, Cranes are native to every continent except for South America