general-chat

[wise jackal]

is two ogryns running from two maulers eye roll worthy? On heeresy

[tawny hearth]

i want a donut

[tawny hearth]

they're learning

[sleek harness]

You actually make donuts or do you serve them

[tawny hearth]

does anyone serve donuts?

[sleek harness]

The cashier

[tawny hearth]

thats usually the person making them

[sleek harness]

Usually

[quaint moss]

ask the doughnut to will into being

its the wizards

[wise jackal]

playing like psykers. on vet so mauler no biggie, just a krak

[tawny hearth]

i mean maulers are no problem on any class

but when you're new they are scary

because they are one of the few things in lower levels that can just delete you

[wise jackal]

saying on heresy, they shouldnt be by tiem that unlocks

[tawny hearth]

yeah heresy is where people learning are mostly

[quaint moss]

:> this is true

auric is fun

[wise jackal]

oh, hmm. I did solo so learned what things do on malice. demonhost was only new thing

[tawny hearth]

and maulers like "don't die" if you don't understand how armor works and they can one shot you, so they scare people

[teal token]

Hello more of the Grog

[quaint moss]

hello jerry the can

[wise jackal]

I usually do not look up guides until stuck. I like trial and error

[tawny hearth]

yeah i mostly learned tide games on my own, but i was really bad at the first vermintide

but they are weird games and people learn them faster or slower

i learned slow lol

[wise jackal]

I played CoD zombies the firs two that came out. was my neighbors. Havent done horde until this and been playing often for about 3 weeks now

[tawny hearth]

yeah some people will latch to it better than others tbh

like i've played alot of horde games but i sucked for the entire run of vt1

[jaunty path]

I think I only played one other horde shooter before- oh

I played pd2 and helldivers 2

[tawny hearth]

it wasn't until like 300 hours of vt2 was i starting to get good actually

[sleek harness]

You should play SM2

[jaunty path]

payday 2 really needs a graphics update

[tawny hearth]

tide games took me the longest out of any game to start feeling like i was good

[sleek harness]

You know, the 40k overpriced game

[wise jackal]

wait. i forgot killing floor 2 or something like that. was free from playstation

[tawny hearth]

i just play crimeboss when i want to play payday now adays, i love that dumb game

[jaunty path]

regularly goes on sale under 30

[sleek harness]

Overpriced until a discount

[jaunty path]

mhm

[tawny hearth]

i mostly like crimeboss because its singleplayer tho

[wise jackal]

I played rogue trader once. being good person i still got purged

[sleek harness]

What the hell is crimeboss

[tawny hearth]

Crimeboss: Rockay City is the full name... its a weird ass european made payday like game with a roguelite mode where you just like... run a bunch of payday missions

[wise jackal]

though had a ctan destorying fleets. the ending was weird

[tawny hearth]

it has alot of 80s and 90s stars doing really bad acting in it

like super phoned in

[sleek harness]

Is it like the movie Boss Baby

Okay yeah I am tired I don't know what I am saying

[tawny hearth]

with slightly more bank robbing yes

it has vanilla ice in it, and a heist where the only objective is to kill him because he's annoying

and danny trejo, and danny masterson and other people

wait

not danny masterson what the fuck did i type that name for lol

Michael madsen is who i meant

[wise jackal]

sorry, cutting in. very curious. what has vanilla ice? been fan since he starred in ninja turtles 2

[tawny hearth]

the game crimeboss rockay city, it came out a few years ago, its a payday like game with a single player mode

really good bots

like actually good for a game like that

but its also a bit eurojanky as a warning

[wise jackal]

i am not familair with term eurojanky. Does it push government healthcare or something like that

[tawny hearth]

lol no its just a budget title... like a AA title. So its got a bit of jank.. but vanilla ice plays one of the rival crime bosses in the single player mode, and one of the newer "heists" they added have you try to kill him as he warms up for a rap concert lol

but he shows up alot in the game besides that

[wise jackal]

oh, not ultra polished. that is alright. been playing games in early 90s so I know jank

i have played older but snes was first I member getting as kid

[tawny hearth]

lol you'll probably find crimeboss to be funny, its full of 90s stars, and they act like they are acting in a low budget 90s film

but the actual gunplay is really good in it, but its kind of a love it or find it boring sort of game... it does have multiplayer but its a pretty small game so you can find people but i mostly play singleplayer

[tawny hearth]

oh and if you look up any youtubes of it just know that like... its changed ALOT since release, i've owned it for most of that time and things change all the time so some things you hear or see may be different... the core game is the same but alot of things changed

very active devs over the years

[wise jackal]

hmm. how do I find. I did copy paste of name but steam no has

[tawny hearth]

sorry put a space between crime and boss, so crime boss: rockay city

lol checked my own steam to be sure

[tired inlet]

is this a bit

[wise jackal]

dude with cowboy hat?

[tawny hearth]

and basically all the dlc is good but only something to get once you know you like the game

its all just more weapons and levels

[wise jackal]

no, movie came out when I was like 5

[tawny hearth]

don't worry man, i got you, i grew up on the ninja turtle movies

[wise jackal]

I am not worried. That was great in period. Just like Mark Hamill Joker in TANS

[tired inlet]

Oh I'm very aware of when Secrets of the Ooze came out. I still use: "Yeah, a little too Raph" in every-day speak

[wise jackal]

I liked 3 as well. casey jones teaching hockey and they just brawl

[tawny hearth]

if you want to see vanilla ice easy you can click on the hielo character pack in the dlc. Hes in the main game but that pack adds weapons and his skin for multiplayer, so hes in the base game without it

[tired inlet]

the Samurai Dancing to "Tarzan Boy" by Baltimora lives rent free in my head but it's not a very good or entertaining movie despite Elias Koteas returning to the role.

[tawny hearth]

3 is like the odd gem of the bunch

[wise jackal]

nostilaiga is one hell of drug. I know not great, but I love it

[tawny hearth]

i love it... but boy is it a different movie

[tired inlet]

did you see the animated "Mutant Mayhem"? It's quite good; very charming. It's entertaining. IT's great for kids.

[tawny hearth]

i do this and "I MADE ANOTHER FUNNY HAHAHAHAH" sometimes, when i showed my ex the movies she started quoting donnies lines all the time

[wise jackal]

well, I am not kid anymore, was in 90s. So that isnt what I search for now

[somber stream]

Good morning, I had my first sleep paralysis demon yesterday after nearly a decade. It was hot

[wise jackal]

I did the turn. The Santa Clause. Hated Neil as kid and now realize he was only sane one

[hazy kestrel]

Congratulations?

[idle marten]

Good morning

How bad on a scale from 1-10?

[teal token]

Anyone wanna play Auric Mortis?

[tawny hearth]

dude just wanted his whistle man, and to like... have a nice time with his family

[hazy kestrel]

It depends, how much do you value your framerate?

[teal token]

Sup

[somber stream]

It was the looker type, was just kinda stood in the corner looking

[idle marten]

[tawny hearth]

why do you need it?

[teal token]

Not much when you kill every heretics?

[idle marten]

Not that kind of bad, like down bad

[hazy kestrel]

Then you have my lag grenades.

[teal token]

Penance and some murder

[tawny hearth]

lol the last time that happened to me my partner stepped through it and nearly caused me to die on the spot

[somber stream]

lol

[teal token]

Come Strike Party 1 comrade

[idle marten]

[somber stream]

11/10 ngl, would but only if i don't have to offer my soul afterward

[twin flower]

waz good

[teal token]

Also my mic got problem so cannot VC just in game chat

[hazy kestrel]

Meh, I’m not much of a talker.

[idle marten]

Respectable

[tired inlet]

I'm literally 40. I'm speaking having seen it a couple of years ago.

[idle marten]

And people are still calling me unc

[hazy kestrel]

Unc.

[idle marten]

Your older than me

[hazy kestrel]

You’re.

[tired inlet]

this is true for most people here.

[idle marten]

Exactly

[whole glade]

night lords' one is done now

[wise jackal]

exactly. I remember disbelieving Santa, brother got bike I wanted. Took a long trime but found best line in Futurama. I dont want to search exact quote but was about being techinqually correct

[somber stream]

50yo darktide player when

[idle marten]

I met one

[somber stream]

Wait really?

[idle marten]

Yeah

[somber stream]

Huh, imagine that

[idle marten]

I was in disbelief, said they remember text based games

[tired inlet]

Oh there's people older than me; we had a boomer here earlier who was pushing 60; he was 57 because he put his year of birth in his name like boomers do with their e-mail addresses.

[tawny hearth]

lol to be fair i remember text based games

[somber stream]

57??

[tired inlet]

I played MUDs in 1997

[somber stream]

Dinosaurs!

[wise jackal]

what about ms dos gorillas

[jaunty path]

I think there was a 63 year old here once

[tawny hearth]

lol i feel like even understanding MUD is a signal of age

[idle marten]

First game I played was monster hunter on my brother's ps2, I was legit like 4

[tired inlet]

what about ms. dos balls

got 'em

[wise jackal]

yes. I remember snake and gorilla tossing bannas

[tired inlet]

Mario Bros. and Dungeon Explorer, Atari 7800.

[wise jackal]

from ms dos

then chips challenge ski free

the mouse with cheese and cats

[tired inlet]

did you defeat the yeti

[wise jackal]

rodents revenge

[tawny hearth]

i was a super sickly kid so i had to be watched all night for alot of my early life so my dad bought an NES to play with my uncle as they watched me, i was playing that thing at like 1 computer games came a bit later but not much later

[teal token]

[wise jackal]

the yeti clips. is repeating last I played

[tired inlet]

these games were win98 staples

[tawny hearth]

chips challenge is still good tbh

[idle marten]

Yeah there's a baby photo of me holding an oversized controller somewhere

[somber stream]

Oldest game i've ever played was star invader and Mario

[wise jackal]

I have that still via steam. think have 2 sets

[idle marten]

I wouldn't have been a gamer in that time, not a platformer fan

[tawny hearth]

pretty sure thats right... and yeah its still floating around because its always been freeware basically

[wise jackal]

mechwarrior 2 mercs was first game that blew my mind

[teal token]

Just woken up Aki?

[idle marten]

[twin dirge]

Sadly no I've been up about 20 minutes

[wise jackal]

ghostbear legacy was freaking awesome

[twin dirge]

Was almost late for work

Making a 10 minute trip in 5 is peak gameplay

[tawny hearth]

that game was alot of fun tbh... for me i think it wasn't until like... eternal darkness on the gamecube when i was a bit older where was like "wait games can be this?"

i still play mech 5 clans and mercs and MWO

i used to play the table top, and the clix game lol

[wise jackal]

i member being 5-7 age. pc was in my room and brother was playing doom 2. the hell baron alert still scares me

[twin dirge]

My first exposure was watching my uncle play destiny 1 when it first came out

[jaunty path]

What happens to you as a child sticks with you for the rest of your life

[twin dirge]

Boy how far it's fallen

[tawny hearth]

my mom blamed the old shareware doom on breaking the computer... after she kept installing bonsai buddy

[idle marten]

That's actually peak

[somber stream]

That's me, never let go of that

[idle marten]

I remember watching my brother do kings fall when that came out

[wise jackal]

gamecube. When I started to care about stories. Tales of Symphonia guessing without looking

[tawny hearth]

lol when the ps1 first game out my uncle made me sit down and watch him (very badly) play tomb raider for like 3 hours as he explained how "detailed and realistic" it was

[wise jackal]

then there was some robogame.

[tawny hearth]

the tales series is still pretty good tbh

custom robo?

[wise jackal]

oh sonic adventure 2 battle. I spent near year leveling up Chao

[somber stream]

I recall Final fantasy games being super pretty back then when compares to now, turns out it was the CRT monitors that did most of the magic

[tawny hearth]

the sonic adventure geams were great

[twin dirge]

Ts single handedly molded my outlook on life and gaming as a whole without me knowing, to this day if it isn't sick space magic with guns it ain't it

[idle marten]

Fs destiny 1 was crazy

[tawny hearth]

lol my dad was so confused on how i beat final fantasy before i could read... i brute forced it because i couldn't read but i could tell my guys kept dying \

[idle marten]

I played it but I was too young for vc so never did raids

[gloomy void]

I mean D1 release was one of the worst times in the series history lol

[somber stream]

You have the quality of a Soviet field officer

[wise jackal]

I leant to person that was still friend at time. I said dont delete stuff on memory card but he did. lost my chao that woudnt die over time. the angel-devil and neutral versions

those had all s ranked stats too

[jaunty path]

aw

[tawny hearth]

i accidently killed my friends chao this way, thought it was a different card, i literally cried trying to explain it to him

[tired inlet]

day-zeeee day-zeee give me your an-serr doooo

[tawny hearth]

god i can hear it lol

[wise jackal]

ok, I admitting doing dumb. I saved over different persons oblivion save when we were tripping

[tawny hearth]

one time my roommate ate edibles and spawned withers all over our shared minecraft server because he thought he was in his superflat test world

we logged into a suprise

[idle marten]

Now your speaking my language

[tawny hearth]

[wise jackal]

I never got into mincraft. Only had on kindle though

[idle marten]

Minecraft was peaking when I was growing up

[teal token]

Mine and craft

[idle marten]

Minecraft and plants vs zombies was the bomb

[tawny hearth]

i got into it right after it stopped being a browser only thing and still play it sometimes today, have a server with a friend atm

[astral basin]

Aaa

[teal token]

Explode pancakes with mind

[idle marten]

I have a 2000 day hard world

[wise jackal]

think came out and I was like huh, n64 graphics

[teal token]

I think psyker staff is fine I guess? I need to stay alive and avoid using meds

[wise jackal]

not a dig, just wasnt something I was going for

[tawny hearth]

lol i was in a D&D group and 2 of the older guys (like 28) were talking about the giant hole they were digging and i was like "what are you guys talking about" and they made fun of me for not knowing about minecraft

so i bought it

[teal token]

Lmao

Welp hearing multiple things is not gud

[quaint moss]

:3

[teal token]

Wanna come to Auric Mortis Grog?

[tired inlet]

https://www.directive.com/images/easyblog_images//13843/manytoolbars.jpg

[teal token]

Ight

[wise jackal]

I tried DnD once. Was kicked out because I could not get pronouns correct for gender bender team mate. Was spontanious changing

[quaint moss]

huh

[idle marten]

I wanted to try it, never found a group

[quaint moss]

id need to save stellaris

[tawny hearth]

i played D&D from like... 11 or 12 till like 27 or 28.... i want to find a group again... for like the last 10 years we played tho we made up totally unique house rules to play more fun things

[idle marten]

Sounds sick

[tawny hearth]

we had a super hero game that was great, "grim dark pokemon", space opera rules, d&d style settings rules

[whole glade]

is it bad that used alotta analog horror music for the night lords playlist?

then into Edgelord russian?

[tired inlet]

this is a plot point in the The Boys spinoff series GenV (I really liked the series)

[wise jackal]

if things make sense then I am willing to be apart. Little interaction has you pointed in fun direction

[quaint moss]

@teal token welp loading the game up

[teal token]

Dunno?

[wise jackal]

I use bunny character. from wild beyond

[teal token]

Only kill?

[tawny hearth]

we had no classes but a well built zero sum system so the question was "what do you want to be" and we'd make it. So like you could start with something super overpowered but it would have massive drawbacks to make it "fair" and everything worked on that system

it was great

[teal token]

Brain kinda empty atm

[whole glade]

same broham...

[hazy kestrel]

Do you pals still need a 4th?

[idle marten]

We full now

[hazy kestrel]

Ok

[idle marten]

Sounds so cool

[wise jackal]

think one game I did was released by nasa.

[hazy kestrel]

Tried to join earlier but got declined lmao

[teal token]

Sorry fulled

[idle marten]

I was so upset when I found out I couldn't be a Rouge kobold in bg3

[teal token]

[quaint moss]

ah should i close out?

[idle marten]

Sorry grog

[teal token]

Sorry comrade Grog

[quaint moss]

oh rip

[tired inlet]

Shadowrun had systems like that. For every big benefit you'd take damage elsewhere; I've heard it called a "Boons & Banes" system.

[twin dirge]

It's ok husband have some llama mac to feel better

[tired inlet]

"You want this advantage? Okay. rolls dice but your character now has acrophobia."

[quaint moss]

i have a breaded pork chop

[tawny hearth]

thats basically how we started to feel about roleplaying games, so we just made our own... i played so many cool characters... I played a tauros from pokemon who loved to paint because a smeagle saved his life. An inventor super hero who launched cars through a portal at people because the portals he invented might lead to hell so he was afraid to use them with people anymore ... and alot of characters between

[quaint moss]

:3 is good

[wise jackal]

oh dang. I guess the 90s nostalgia has passed chat. oh well

[tawny hearth]

lol sorry for all the typos, i started woodworking again recently and my hands are mush

[idle marten]

You good

Yeah always wanted to do something like that, never happened

[tawny hearth]

i need to find a group online or something, i miss it

its just like "improv with friends"

[wise jackal]

I used to do wood burning. Went through botulism and my hands are not steady enough

[tawny hearth]

wood burning scares me lol

[winged oasis]

thunder hammer is such a loony toons ass weapon

[quaint moss]

campfires

= smores

[winged oasis]

ive literally bonked mutants while staying at the side of openings

[wise jackal]

different type. I was doing stuff with heated pen pretty much

[tawny hearth]

covid messed me up for a while, my hands didn't work right, then more recently a dog mauled my hand so that took a while to sort out... back at an old job i used to work now doing wood working... might start again at home but i have to see how my hands hold up

[quaint moss]

though, since i did get the game open, i am gonna chill and do an auric mortis

[tawny hearth]

i need to play more stellaris

[tired inlet]

does auric mortis count for the 10 auric penance?

[somber stream]

United Earth or Imperium of Man?

[quaint moss]

no fucking clue

lol

[tawny hearth]

i like watching zealots 1 shot bosses tbh

[tired inlet]

I just thought about that

[wise jackal]

that is a different thing. I wont say better or worse because I did not experience

[quaint moss]

yes

:> people keep asking me to play it with them though, but that game is a lot better with bots

[hazy kestrel]

And I like casually deleting bosses like they’re made of paper mache. :)

[tawny hearth]

i get you, honestly botulism probably worse in the long run, i'm back at it after like 5 years from the back to back stuff

[wise jackal]

long run. yeah. I dont have working feet and given 1 minute timer for bathroom from body

nerve damage

but I am eternal optimist that belives in reincarnation. Just another trial

[tawny hearth]

yeah botulism is nasty nasty

[low blade]

Another 800 years in samsara

[wise jackal]

That might be from where I stole reincarntion from. Was raised Catholic but priest scandels had me make own faith

i view lives as learning experiences

My brain ran through at least 20 when I was incubated.

But I am still here. I am like Lee from Tekken. Something bad happens had give a thumbs up

might have gotten character wrong

ugh, sorry for burst. have not been social much. before yesterday havent discord in over year i think

[jaunty path]

I yap more than u

ur good

[tawny hearth]

lol i type too much its fine, lol i only know catholic stuff from the mexican catholic side which is... different

[wise jackal]

thats good to know. I am not aware of level before annoying

[tawny hearth]

but i was mostly raised in the Mr Rogers sect of christianity

there were alot more cool with my quirks in that church

[wise jackal]

My family has Polish origin so similar

[jaunty path]

ur rlly fine

dont worry

[hazy kestrel]

Although I was also raised a Catholic, I’ve been “shopping around” so to speak in terms of what I really believe in.

Looking at other religions has been nice.

Buddhism is pretty cool.

[jaunty path]

Theology shopping I see

[tawny hearth]

lol one side of my family it was "worship mary" the other side was like "hey guys lets all be kind to people and be cool to others even if they dont' think like we do"

[hazy kestrel]

The best kind of shopping.

[wise jackal]

I am not worried now. Just new here so not sure of general tolerance. I dont wanna Rick james and be habitual line stepper

[twin flower]

Does that include Atheism?

Just curious

[tawny hearth]

we're very relaxed lol

[tulip kettle]

I hope missus gets jumped by ten pox bursters

[tawny hearth]

we mostly just don't like bigots or people who act too assy

[tawny hearth]

it is a belief lol

[jaunty path]

violently shits on you

[twin flower]

I meant it for Personman

[hazy kestrel]

Well, I did step away from my faith for a time after hearing about yet another shooting that happened here in the US.

[wise jackal]

I dislike bigots as well. sassy, well umm. that depends if I feel attacked though not first line of defense

[jaunty path]

@hazy kestrel what made you wanna branch out though?

[twin flower]

I get the idea, a family friend did the same, exploring different faiths

[hazy kestrel]

If I remember correctly, some maniac shot up a church with a bunch of schoolchildren praying. Horrible, to say the least.

[jaunty path]

Just trying to see what religion appeals to you the most?

meant to send this earlier heck

[jaunty path]

Yeah

[tawny hearth]

lol sassy is fine, thats normal, i meant assy as in acting like an ass

[tulip kettle]

Opens mouth

[hazy kestrel]

I don’t really know, I just kinda lost myself these past 2 years, and I wanted to try and find myself again in whatever way would work.

That’s why you see me talking about philosophy often.

[wise jackal]

oh, I misread. An s traveled

[arctic escarp]

am pretty agnostic these days but catholicism was something I thought about for awhile

[jaunty path]

In my opinion I don't think you really require religion to do a bit of introspection ya know

[wise jackal]

still though, I am not ass until one is first

[tawny hearth]

i've been thinking about reconnecting with my old church, mostly because they do alot of local work and it would be nice to help out around that

[hazy kestrel]

Yeah, but it’s nice to have faith in something, when things aren’t going too hot, whether it be in terms of mental health struggles or just with life in general

[wise jackal]

i would try to get person to self burn. like getting my mom to call me a son of a b*tch

[tawny hearth]

honestly even then we're pretty chill, lol someone that maybe overshares a tiny bit or types alot is very normal around here

the mods usually give people a chance to say sorry even

[hazy kestrel]

A bit of trauma bonding with strangers is good for the soul.

[jaunty path]

So you wish to remain in it for your mental health. hmm

[jaunty path]

People bond through wounds

[hazy kestrel]

Well, not really.

[wise jackal]

Well, yeah. Mental health. I am human and exploring social outlets

[twin flower]

I mostly turn to religion just for others, I dont do it for myself, is that weird? 🤔

[tawny hearth]

theres more to it than that, sometimes theres good faith within a community that spreads through that shared faith... even if not everyone really believes... maybe its because i grew up in a presbyterian church where my pastors sounded like mr rogers (pastor in the same church)... but i see the value in it outside of anything "magical"

[wise jackal]

I'd say have common for the emperor but last models I did were alpha legion

[hazy kestrel]

Idk, I just decided to come back and try to reconnect with god for a bit. You know, in a prodigal son kinda sense.

I hadn’t gone to church in 6 years. Been separate from my faith for all intents and purposes.

[jaunty path]

Just feels weird to me personally to browse through religions to see whats most interesting to you and decide to believe in it.

Though it's probably a lot more common then I know. To me I'm more familar with people being born into a religious doctrine and following it forever how long and changing it over time

[wise jackal]

nothing wrong with that

[hazy kestrel]

I needed a reset.

[twin flower]

Irl pilgrimage

[jaunty path]

changing through like slipping belief n what not

[hazy kestrel]

Not really lol, I haven’t actually done one of those.

[wise jackal]

finding correct connection I think is more important then doctrine

[tawny hearth]

i think its very normal tbh, i've known people at all points in my life that found or changed their faith at random times

[hazy kestrel]

Would like to though.

[twin flower]

I would like to

[wise jackal]

pretty much my faith boils down to dont be a dick

[tawny hearth]

sometimes i think it would be fun to be a pastor, just so i could tell people how to act right

i would work "wash your ass" into a sermon

[hazy kestrel]

It never hurts to broaden your perspective and seek advice from other religions, philosophical groups, or general beliefs.

It’s helped me with OCD quite a bit.

[wise jackal]

i think pg and feet is enough.

[hazy kestrel]

But that’s neither here nor there.

[tawny hearth]

i think it helps see them as a response to the same sort of problems and stuff... like it helps see the connection and "humanize" ones that you dont' even want to take part in

[wise jackal]

and no I am not tarintino

[tawny hearth]

when i was 15 i was dating a 19 year old (which was problamatic lol) and she invited me to a watch party for kill bill with her friends... and some 28 year old showed up and wouldn't stop talking about uma thurmans feet

i made fun of him till he left

[wise jackal]

unless he compared to canoes that was warrented

[tawny hearth]

he kept going on about how "its amazing that such a pretty woman has such ugly feet" and was losing the crowd

[whole glade]

Me am gruh rn

[hazy kestrel]

Once I finish reading my Buddhism books, I think I’m gonna buy a few books on Islam. To learn more about their perspectives on things.

[wise jackal]

oh, hmm. I stand corrected. that is also warented. didnt read room. people I watched with were too into the feet an dI was uncomfortabe

[tawny hearth]

i did something similar when i was younger, I think those are good ones to look at, honestly for me thats when i started seeing more... humanity in all of them and it helped me be alto less edgy as i aged

[teal token]

Should I be angery?

[tawny hearth]

it was a weird room, like seven 19 year old girls, a weird 15 year old boy, and then some guy nearly 30 who invited himself thinking it would just be the girls there (i was a last minute add)

[hazy kestrel]

I’ve honestly found it depressing to consider how there’s been centuries of division between various religious groups over the most petty things.

Christians, Jews, and Muslims worship the exact same God, and yet there’s been all of this infighting over the most pathetic and petty differences.

[tawny hearth]

i was raised around too many natives in my family to have been hit too hard in that way but i get you... i had my "oh god people are terrble for no reason" break down learning about why powows are the way they are and why we learned to make the tasty frybread and stuff

[wise jackal]

you were the gals safety from little info. I did same at 19 for 25 woman

[tawny hearth]

i think that might have been part of it tbh, he was a weird dude... but also the 19 year old shouldn't have been dating me

[hazy kestrel]

I don’t really think about it that often, but when I do, it’s just a bit demoralizing. And it’s also why I’ve stepped away completely from being up to date on world events.

[wise jackal]

I did gloss over that. But teenagers

[hazy kestrel]

Whatever happens, happens. I’m just gonna live my life and not worry about things that are outside of my control.

[tawny hearth]

lol i get you, and yeah eventually some adults stopped it lol

[somber stream]

Would be great to turn into a Space time travelling Vampire

[tawny hearth]

yeah its... stressful when you can like... actually start to grasp the concepts in a more real way (which has more to do with learning more than any like... natural smarts mostly)

[tawny hearth]

Wormhole Dracula?! I love that guy

[somber stream]

Wait the shit, one exist already?

[hazy kestrel]

Being a political science major opened my eyes, and then it made me spiral into depression lmao.

Well, that and my legal internship.

[twin flower]

Anyone play Deadlock? I just realized Venators weapon name is a bible verse 51:20

[hazy kestrel]

Secondary trauma goes brrrrr.

[tawny hearth]

maybe, i just made one up and pretending to like them to be cool

[twin flower]

"You are my Club,
My weapon for Battle
With you I shatter Nations,
With you I bring Kingdoms to Ruin"

[somber stream]

Well i'm taking that concept

[wise jackal]

yeah. going into conversation I do not like. different laws in different states. I remember looking up decades ago and saw legal age ranges. from dating. usually gives +- 4 years when i looked up

[somber stream]

Worm hole vampire sounds cool

[twin flower]

Worm hole vampire?

[tawny hearth]

lol being the white looking kid in the brown family taught me ALOT of lessons very early . my grandma was in a residential school and my grandpas family got torn apart by things too so i was introduced to alot of things probably too early

[tawny hearth]

he vants to suck your space and time

[hazy kestrel]

But nowadays? I’m focused on kicking my OCD and Secondary trauma to the curb. I don’t have the time to waste my life wallowing in that depression pit. I already wasted 2 and a half years doing so.

So to vaguely tie this back into our previous conversation on theology shopping, this is why I’ve been “shopping around” with various philosophical and religious perspectives.

[tawny hearth]

i think that makes sense tbh

[somber stream]

Nah i want to travel through space and time without having to think much about the nuances of time travel effects on my mortal body

[wise jackal]

very solid goal.

[tawny hearth]

looking for the right structure... or maybe the knowledge to create a structure for yourself

[hazy kestrel]

Yeah, I get what you mean, I think I entered my legal internship with a “naïve gut” in terms of realizing just how fucked up the world can be, and that sent me on a downward spiral towards the end of it. But I’m definitely doing better now, 2-1/2 years later.

[hazy kestrel]

Yeah, exactly. I’ve definitely found some great additions, to be sure.

Stoicism and Buddhist teachings have been great in helping me stay in the present and focusing on what lies in my immediate control.

[tawny hearth]

slow and steady keeps your feet planted which makes it harder to slip, hard to be patient sometimes tho lol

[hazy kestrel]

Yeah, initially, I was so excited to get “real experience” on what working in the legal system was like.

Fucking hell man, I should have known better.

[gloomy void]

Valveslop

[hazy kestrel]

But that’s enough remembering the past, life goes on. :)

[tawny hearth]

yeah thats... a hell of a wakeup if you're not in on the reality yet (which is understandable not to be up on everything really with how the world works)

[twin flower]

Hey its pretty good

[wise jackal]

Only Bible verse that matters is Austin 3:16

[hazy kestrel]

I wanted to go into tax law, and I was looking for anything law related that I could get experience in. I should have kept looking.

But hey, things aren’t so bad. I’ve found that I love working with data. And now I’m working with a boatload of supply chain data nowadays. :)

[tawny hearth]

yeah... lol i'm currently at a place where i need to figure out if i'm going back and finishing the last tiny bits of premed and then going into nursing proper... or try to be a dietician or just take a hard left and go into something more community focused

[tawny hearth]

as someone who hates working with data, i gotta say i love people who like working with data , you all are lifesavers

[hazy kestrel]

The Excel spreadsheet is my canvas upon which I interpret thousands upon thousands of rows of data. Paradise.

[tawny hearth]

i can not with excel

[arctic escarp]

Shaq timeout

issa good game

[tawny hearth]

is it public yet or is it still in the "closed but open" beta thing

[twin flower]

Want an invite?

[wise jackal]

I am one that wont beleive video that something hurts. Scruff prime Mike Tysons shoes to feel haymaker myself

[tawny hearth]

lol not sure i'd play it enough with everything else i play, so i've just been waiting for the public release tbh

[somber stream]

You might get a cool item that you will never use but it's something to brag about to the new comers about 7 years later after launch

[twin flower]

Its alright, pretty fun game

[tawny hearth]

i already have my DT beta helmet tho

[wise jackal]

oh dang. converstion changed way faster then I could type

[somber stream]

God damn it

Dark tide Closed beta testers are losers

No helmet for thee

[twin flower]

allat for a helmut

[tawny hearth]

lol i keep forgetting i have the dumb beta hat, it never looks good and i only put it on my "ugly to be funny" fits

[arctic escarp]

wait another year or two

[tawny hearth]

that was my plan, if i want a pvp shooter i'll keep playing overwatch

[wise jackal]

thanks wingnut for memory lane.

going to start looking for matches now

[tawny hearth]

old heads like to talk about old stuff

[wise jackal]

using pixel too. ultra awesome. pic next to name

[gloomy tartan]

Would y’all get a gizzard for 20 bucks

[wise jackal]

vulture neck?

[astral basin]

Put me out of my misery

[gloomy tartan]

No

[astral basin]

Aaaaaa

[gloomy tartan]

Draw more space marines

[tawny hearth]

like... install an organ we fill with rocks to help digest grass better?.... i mean it depends on the situation my life was in

[gloomy tartan]

Fucking draw space Marines until the sun explodes

[gloomy tartan]

The rocks help break up any food

So it can assist in more than grass

[tawny hearth]

well yeah... i guess they would, but they are mostly in grass eating birds right?

like geese

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah but it’s yours now

[twin flower]

dont crocodiles do that too

[wise jackal]

and there is wingnut for the win. was mine but expalined

[gloomy tartan]

Some sauropods have it

I think chickens

[twin flower]

eat rocks to break down food

[astral basin]

The rock isnt just for grass
Chickens eat anything

[twin flower]

poo?

[tawny hearth]

they mostly try to eat like... grains, plantmatter and the odd bug

[gloomy tartan]

chickens, turkeys, ostriches, owls), crocodilians (crocodiles, alligators), some fish (mullet), certain insects, mollusks, and even earthworms, plus extinct dinosaurs and pterosaurs have gizzards

All of those animals have gizzards

[nimble salmon]

Wouldn’t you like to know, weather boy?

[gloomy tartan]

All will eat rocks for gizzard

[twin flower]

weather boy?

[tawny hearth]

pterosaurs is the only one that actually surprised me, didn't think they were close enough to dinos to have them

[astral basin]

You mustve never seen one em snatch up a rat whole

[nimble salmon]

King gizzard and the lizard wizard?

[wise jackal]

oh wait. different feed so different. sorry chaos based

[nimble salmon]

Kids sketchy

[twin flower]

wuh?

[tawny hearth]

lol i said mostly , deer will eat a carcass they find, and cows will 100000% eat a litttle chick so like... yeah things eat all sorts of things

[nimble salmon]

Yeah horses eat pigeons

[somber stream]

peck peck

"Becky, lemme smash"

[wise jackal]

I got feeling saying Corps-E would offend

[twin flower]

anyone saw that one vid of a rat pulling a pigeon thru a small crack

horrid

[nimble salmon]

Who’s becky

[somber stream]

Youngling detected

[twin flower]

becky lemme smash is deep ball knowledge

[gloomy tartan]

You think that’s deep ball knowledge?

It is peak I agree

[nimble salmon]

I know lemme smash but becky?

[tawny hearth]

turns out living things are packed with nutrients (a huge amount of things, as it turns out, are opportunistic carnivores)

[twin flower]

[gloomy tartan]

But I think there’s more obscure ball knowledge

Like I’m old Greg

That’s some obscure ass shit

[nimble salmon]

Y’all didn’t get this

[tawny hearth]

old greg is like... baby's first boosh joke

[nimble salmon]

Or this

[astral basin]

Omg becky lookat that ass

[gloomy tartan]

Ppl don’t remember boosh

[twin flower]

[gloomy tartan]

And old Greg was funny as fuck

[twin flower]

cant find humor like that no more

[tawny hearth]

i say "HE'S A ROCKER AND I'M A MOD WE ARE MORTAL ENEMIES" and stuff more than the greg line lol

[nimble salmon]

Love me a good boosh

[somber stream]

Scary movie 6 is coming out, i heard it's going to be 'Offensive'

[astral basin]

Ooo

[nimble salmon]

Who in here got a boosh?

[gloomy tartan]

Cuz the I’m old Greg line is awkward to say

The entire line is kinda crazy lmao

[wise jackal]

i thought was already 60 of those

[astral basin]

Ive never seen a scary movie

[gloomy tartan]

Saying it in the funny voice

[nimble salmon]

It’s not gonna be like the other ones

Probably way worse

[tawny hearth]

yeah, sometimes i'll trick people into listening to me do a howard moon impression with jazz playing

[somber stream]

Watch 1 to 3, skip the rest

[somber stream]

Maybe it's one of those 'it's so bad it's good'

[wise jackal]

thats what I did when they came out

[somber stream]

I am eager

[gloomy tartan]

I’ll show ppl the I’m old Greg thing no context sometimes

I’m quirky like that

Remind the plebs that there be sea monsters on the internet

[tawny hearth]

i think my favorite moment in boosh is the "everyone like gary numan" scene during the long van ride where howard goes from angry to dancing to cars

[astral basin]

Kraken, some scotch/whiskey mix chavis something
And “apple Fireball”

[gloomy tartan]

Kraken tastes like hate

[tawny hearth]

wait... wtf is apple fireball

like i know what fireball is

[gloomy tartan]

Like a sweaty pirate naked in a bathtub afraid he might shit himself

[tawny hearth]

but apple?

[astral basin]

It has a green top and bottom half of the label

[tawny hearth]

drinking fireball is like, the fastest way to get the most rancid breath of your life

[tawny hearth]

but is it like... cider with cinnimon or is it like... normal fireball with apple added?

[astral basin]

F u i like my cinna-whisky

The green apple fireball was oddly sweet

[tawny hearth]

that just sounds gross... if i want sweet whiskey i'm just drinking cheap ass brandy

but if you like it then i'm happy for you

you can have my share

honestly tho i haven't really drank in like... 12 years

like i've drank some but not really drank in that time

[wise jackal]

I had stuf for you. Blueberry moonshine

[twin flower]

Rice Wine anyone?

[wise jackal]

sake?

[tawny hearth]

it makes me so ill lol

i'm allergic to something with it and never figured it out

[twin flower]

Other eastern cultures have rice wine so this one isnt sake per say

[twin flower]

oof

[wise jackal]

oh, i was doing general. like mead is honey wine

[twin flower]

Ahh, well Japan does their sake a bit different afaik

So i was just specifying

[tawny hearth]

mead is good, a couple years back i got some good stuff from a small maker in the midlands up in england

[twin flower]

friend of mine owns some bees

he's making his first batch of honey mead

[tawny hearth]

one bottle of like a chili infused one and one with a berry that i can't remember

[wise jackal]

I used to make my own mead. 3 gallons a year. chrismtas treat

[twin flower]

Pog

How was it

[wise jackal]

i didnt drink myself on christmas lolz, family

[twin flower]

Oh

shame?

[wise jackal]

was delicious. ha ddifferent name because I use apples during ferment. cyser or something. been decade since last batch so guessed named

[astral basin]

Its mostly normal fireball sweetness, a little apple flavor, none of the cinnamon burn you expect
Actually. I dont even think i got the red hot burn at all
Was. Strange.

4 shots had me goofing quick tho so

[twin flower]

cinna whiskey?

[tawny hearth]

does it still use a syrup that like... coats your mouth? thats actually the reason i don't like normal fireball, its the coating of your mouth i don't like

[wise jackal]

that is fireball

[twin flower]

is that the one where you light it up and infuse it onto the drink somehow

[tawny hearth]

back when i drank it was like... local wines, cheap brandy, and not so cheap vodka

beer sometimes but i'm also allergic to things in that

[wise jackal]

4 shots? By age 21 I had toerance to bypass 4 long islands

[tawny hearth]

lol if you're talking about drinks they light on fire? those are like... the dumbest things

[tawny hearth]

were you around for 4lokos? like the old ones

[twin flower]

some fancy shit yeah

[astral basin]

For the most part
Thats fireball for you

[tawny hearth]

lol all the smart places don't let the customers near the drink as they light it up because the dummies will try to drink it while its lit

[wise jackal]

the 12 percents loaded up on picks ups. yeah. that was age 18 or so for me

[tawny hearth]

yeah those were awful

the "new" ones were awful in other ways lol

still drank them when i was around 21 tho

[wise jackal]

yeah. I started around 18. My friend was into Jackass and drugs. I tried to keep up though didnt go down pills like him

[tawny hearth]

probably for the best lol

i mostly waited until i was older... mostly lol

[wise jackal]

oh, I was worried. my uncles are pill adicts. I wanted to be better than them

oh, I did more than my share of fun stuff. hallucigens. But that was young me when I thought death was myth

[tawny hearth]

lol i almost died a few times when i was young because i was so sick all the time, and then had a few friends die because i grew up in a place where extreme sports and risky things were normal for kids... i got made fun of for being the nanny of our friend group of skaters

i would steal boards and bikes until they put a helmet on their head

i was the "wild" kid who was trying to make sure we didn't have so much fun we ruined our fun

[wise jackal]

I did similar as teen. I was wild in family but salt and pepper mashed taters compared to friends

[tawny hearth]

lol good way to put it

[wise jackal]

most jobs I have had been kitchen work so how my brain defautls

[tawny hearth]

kitchen work seems so stressful, i dated a line chef for a while

and like... i'd rather work around spinning saw blades all day than in a kitchen lol

i woudln't be able to deal with it

[wise jackal]

it is stress. I worked at a hilton. as cook I needed to make spcials and set prices

normally, a head cook would set that but they couldnt afford one

[tawny hearth]

lol of course

don't envy you tho, i feel like dealing with hotel clientele would be worse than a normal restaurant

[faint isle]

How can i see my latency ingame?

[stark bobcat]

mods

[wise jackal]

i was at applebess before. I learned some spanish from others mocking me. I wasnt part of extended family. I dont want to go there but was 10 relatives coming to work in one vehicle

[tawny hearth]

you can also see like... a general ping in the region selection but that doesn't help see your ping mid game

[wise jackal]

when you go to match, there is region select, pressing x on controller. it says ping rate

[faint isle]

Is stacked kill messages also a mod?

[stark bobcat]

yes

[faint isle]

"kill message" search had no results

[tawny hearth]

i kind of like the forever scroll you can get in vanilla tbh lol

like when you nuke like 12 elites in one hit

and you clog up the side of everyones screen for like 30 seconds

[faint isle]

You miss out on some kills if RPGing big groups

[stark bobcat]

improved killfeed

[faint isle]

Thanks

[tawny hearth]

sometimes they try to still show up and glitch out a bit

UI things like that tho really could probably be tweaked by FS, that whole feed system in general could be made less... tacked on looking lol

[astral basin]

Wingnut: “you idiots dontchu know how to be stupid responsibly?”

[tawny hearth]

i mean if you're gonna make an overpowered go cart you might as well put a roll cage on it and a 5 point harness so you can actually drive it at full speed

but... we also hung onto the back of it while going off the jumps that caused the go cart to roll... so like... it was a give and take of stupidity tbh

the only major injury from that stint i think was a 3rd degree burn on a persons thigh

[teal token]

Benana...

Auric Mortis rigged

[tawny hearth]

you can kind of stack the odds by bringing certain setups to force certain tables

[astral basin]

Road rash

Eugh

[whole glade]

quick lil question

are the 2nd and 11th legions found or have lore yet?

askin cuz i wanna make my own legion

[tender horizon]

They're just roman lost legion references

[modern bobcat]

that makes more sense now, because these people do not respond. Laning with someone who dies 11 times and doesn't answer when you say "stop tower diving"

[tender horizon]

Like

They're dead.

[teal token]

Hello comrade Tongs

[whole glade]

BOOOO

[teal token]

Where's Tings?

[whole glade]

ILL MAKE MY OWN DAMNIT

[tender horizon]

But they're just roman lost legion references at their core.

[whole glade]

BETTER THAN GW

[tender horizon]

Hello Jerry, I dunno.

[whole glade]

ILL POUR MY DAMN SOUL IN IT

[astral basin]

As far as we know they have 0 lore except for one to be erased completely by big E

[tender horizon]

Their only concrete lore outside of being dead is iirc Dorn thinks the IF and UM absorbed some of their surviving marines

I can't remember what short or book that's from

He asks Malc to wipe his memory again after he finds their primarchs bodies under the imperial palace

[whole glade]

FUCK GW ill make my own damn legion, own lore, home planet, themes, culture, and colors and healdry

[tender horizon]

You can, a lot of people have

[whole glade]

i saw petedawargamer do his

so i got inspired

[teal token]

Something happened Koz?

[whole glade]

nah

just wanted to make my own legion without any issues

lore wise

[teal token]

I see

[torn lichen]

That’s it I’m making an Ogryn version of Ultramar

[teal token]

Ogrynmar?

[torn lichen]

Perfect

[whole glade]

Ulgrynmar?

[modern bobcat]

the vague lore is that one or both lost legions sided with the Rangda during the Rangdan xenocide

[whole glade]

now the real question is....

my primach himself...

[tender horizon]

Idk if we know that tbh

[modern bobcat]

cos they got mind controlled or some such

[teal token]

Hello comrade iron of the yuri?

[torn lichen]

All tithe grade would be donated to Ogrynmar in the form of RATIONS

[tender horizon]

Like we know they "did something so heinous they had to be purged from history"

What it was tho idk we if we know

[teal token]

The big update is next month right?

[torn lichen]

Good question. Had to be a very big Ogryn or something

[teal token]

[modern bobcat]

the argument is that they were purged from history at the same time as the Rangda wars

and these were supposed to be extremely lethal Xenos able to control minds

etc etc

[tender horizon]

You can make the argument but you can't say it like it's absolutely true.

That's not vague lore that's a personal theory

[whole glade]

well if im gonna make a unique legion id think of weapons and style then rough stetch designs

[modern bobcat]

well I didn't come up with it

[cosmic burrow]

My throat is gone

Cant speak

[teal token]

Huh?

Ya now a necron?

[cosmic burrow]

Nah

My canal to lungs fucking hurts

Idk whats that in englishs

[teal token]

Wind pipe?

[tender horizon]

Throat

[gloomy tartan]

The big update is jiggle physics

[astral basin]

The classic “lost chapters” route

[cosmic burrow]

Yeah

[teal token]

Bigger booba?

[cosmic burrow]

I either caught something or air in ny room was very dry

[gloomy tartan]

The hive scum are flat as all hell

[cosmic burrow]

Fizyka cycków

[teal token]

Also hello there comrade Chris of TheCadian

[gloomy tartan]

The other classes have boob armor

Scum is just flat

Can’t tell if it’s a dude or a lady until they talk

[lethal solstice]

Nope, male maul now has a fatter ass and the loose cannons and anarchists reference it

[teal token]

Malnourish?

[gloomy tartan]

It’s a fine day to be a Cadian init

[cosmic burrow]

Be real

You want sobs

[gloomy tartan]

We’re probably all flat but the boob armor helps

[cosmic burrow]

And boob armour

[gloomy tartan]

Question

[cosmic burrow]

No

[gloomy tartan]

Would you as a man get boob armor

It’s technically more armor

[teal token]

Eh...

[gloomy tartan]

The armor rating goes +

[cosmic burrow]

Usually those are hollow mate

[gloomy tartan]

More armor means more armor tho

[teal token]

Most Arbies are well fed so maybe they are chonky?

[gloomy tartan]

Big hips

For stoping crime

Like robo cop

Robo cop had big robot hips

[tawny hearth]

was in a game till just now but naw it wasn't road rash, it was a new girl to the group, she wanted to ride on the back of the go cart hanging on. she was wearing shorts and when you ride on the back its over the motor... we took her on a smooth slow ride with no jumps but she slipped and full leg contact to the motor and burned her pretty bad

she was ok tho

like overall

after the ER visit lol

[gloomy tartan]

That sounds like a mortal kombat fatality

[tawny hearth]

she made a sound like she was hit by one at least... she had a pretty good humor about it

[teal token]

Arby with Chung Lee tights?

Life gud?

[twin flower]

Jerry is down bad

[gloomy tartan]

My Cadian has robot feet

Metallic big Steppa

[teal token]

Getting chased by Rinda around the Mortis map does leave a mark?

[manic widget]

Clanka

[gloomy tartan]

I LOST MY LEGS WHEN CADIA BLEW UP

[tawny hearth]

did your legs turn to chaos?

[twin flower]

did they also turn into ash and floating debris

[gloomy tartan]

I choked a fooking demon to death with my fooking legs as the planet exploded

I said choke on this hairy leg you fooking long tongued abomination

[tawny hearth]

plausible deniability... i like it

[fallen tree]

long tongue?

[teal token]

So you legged the demon?

[gloomy tartan]

Naturally my legs exploded being the organ my grenades are produced from

[teal token]

[tawny hearth]

nature is wild man

[gloomy tartan]

Thank fully I only lost part of me legs

So I can still produce grenades

Though I can no longer produce as many grenade young as before

[tawny hearth]

small miracles

[gloomy tartan]

Such is the way of life

Soon I will be taken down by my pack and replaced by a light skin catachan

Such is the way of life

But I will produce many grenade young for years until then

[tawny hearth]

this is probably why the tau don't like us tbh

[gloomy tartan]

They don’t have noses

So they don’t have souls

[tawny hearth]

thats also a good point

[gloomy tartan]

Burn them

[somber stream]

Christ give birth to hand grenades with his peen

[tawny hearth]

the soul is stored in the nose, its why the bridge is called the bridge, its the "bridge" between the soul and the body

[astral basin]

Excusei wha

Licht

[gloomy tartan]

Tau sending tau with fake noses to get lonely guardsmen to become traitors

It’s just the Groucho Marx fake nose

[somber stream]

Hmmm?

[tawny hearth]

i really hope theres a tau army all wearing those fake noses floating around in the world tbh

if there isn't then tau players aren't funny

[astral basin]

Ngl. If i was into it
Id kitbash tf out of a human tau contingent

[tawny hearth]

a "we're totally not xenos" tau army would be so funny

[teal token]

Hello comrade Licht instead of Litch?

[somber stream]

Hello Jerreh

[gloomy tartan]

I bet everyone in the tau cuts there nose off

Fucking ghoul from fallout looking mfs

[astral basin]

Its in lore that the tau have human communities

…actually humans are in every faction to a degree

[tawny hearth]

if weird that they can't decide if they're fish or cows tho

humans at least have alot more dealings with every faction then they like to pretend

[cosmic burrow]

On second of april comes out a game called ,,I am jesus christ,,

It will be a crap

Like a lot of religious games are

Also

Got to play silver finally

Damn she shreds

[astral basin]

The Great Crusade was never completed
Some human worlds were never claimed for the Imperium

[cosmic burrow]

Especially againts clueless haze and vinindicta that dont know how to parry

[tawny hearth]

i'm pretty sure that "some" is also like a very large number because there were... alot of human planets

[astral basin]

Yeah no humanity was spread through space like seeds on the wind
The largest allocation of “what ifs” you can ask for

[tawny hearth]

alot of those planets are just like knight worlds still probably

[cosmic burrow]

Yeah

Likely

[somber stream]

Apparently Michael Jackson got the Epstein treatment

[astral basin]

Remember, Big E turned to Xenophobia as a practice due to the sheer amount of politics and worlds w human enslavement

I wonder if Prince will be on the list

[tawny hearth]

at this point the xenophobia is also to prop up the warp umbrella, it needs unity from a group with basically no real leadership so the enforced zealous xenophobia is part of what helps the whole

[gloomy tartan]

Never ask a nord about theyre wife

[tender horizon]

Remember Big E also enslaved and murdered entire independent human worlds and systems as well.

[gloomy tartan]

Can’t trust no knife ears

[tender horizon]

He is no better than the Xenos he kills

[gloomy tartan]

That sounds like something a heretic would day

[lethal solstice]

Heretics are often accurate in critiques of the imperium

[tawny hearth]

i mean he does change form depending on the eyes on him so maybe he is a xenos himself

[tender horizon]

Guy with cadian in his name uses original statement that crystallized before they were probably born

[astral basin]

Yeah no Vandire did a LOT to both unite and fuck up the imperium
Big E WAS the leading example, after the chaos of him being gone Vandire… made things concrete again

[gloomy tartan]

Don’t crystalize me 🙁

[tender horizon]

Ostentatiously powerful psyker, like how Corax just turns himself off in people's brains

[tender horizon]

You're doing it to yourself

[gloomy tartan]

I don’t wanna be stuck in a crystal like that bitch from oolacile

No your the crystal mage

Stop it

I’ll stab you with my sword I swear

[tawny hearth]

and what if psykers are a xenos infestation akin to how nids infiltrate

[gloomy tartan]

Darktide doesn’t have crystals we have drugs and fart gas

[tawny hearth]

nature's crystals

[gloomy tartan]

Sefoni is a chill psyker

[lethal solstice]

They're a genetic mutation caused by generally decreased integrity of the veil

[tawny hearth]

sefoni is really well put together for a tank bound psyker

[gloomy tartan]

Good ol goldfish in her fishbowl

She’s good ol goldfish

We love the goldfish. She’s doing a good job

Her tank is filled with Mountain Dew which blinded her but increased her power

[tawny hearth]

but what if the xenos known as the emperor of man kind just implanted those ideas into our species minds? i'm only now realizing that i'm basically just saying the plot of season 1 of the show Lexx lol

[lethal solstice]

Emps is confirmed human

He grew up somewhere along a river where turkey is now

[gloomy tartan]

Kill em all and let the emperor decide what to do with em

[lethal solstice]

But that explanation of why psychic awakenings are on the rise is confirmed out of universe

[tawny hearth]

thats what they said about His Shadow in Lexx, and dude was a giant space bug that survived the space bug wars all along

[lethal solstice]

They literally have scenes from his childhood or smth

[gloomy tartan]

So the shit integrity of the viel means psykers are like the bags of chips that are extra full with no air space?

[astral basin]

I wont say big E didnt evaporate planets for not falling in line
But like. He was tearing through the galaxy like he was on a time limit. And he knew management, and the bs that goes w it

[gloomy tartan]

The fact there’s enough psykers to sacrifice them every day is funny and insane

[lethal solstice]

I mean

Trillions of people across millions of worlds

[gloomy tartan]

I get there’s so many humans like soo many

[tawny hearth]

theres... alot of humans

[lethal solstice]

Law of large numbers

[tawny hearth]

they ship them from all over

[gloomy tartan]

It’s still a lot of sacrifices

Like they allways find some to sacrifice

Like they never have a off day

Ooops we’re 10000 short

Or 2 short

[tawny hearth]

honestly more probably die to poor working conditions or unclean water than ever get fed to the throne

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah but aren’t psykers more rare ?

Compared to just regular Joe’s

[tawny hearth]

like more people are dying from pooping thats incompatible with living than get fed to big daddy E

[gloomy tartan]

Dysentery

[tender horizon]

Yes but considerably less rare nowadays+massive empire

[gloomy tartan]

Is it like Pokémon

[tawny hearth]

thats one option yes

[gloomy tartan]

You can breed em?

[tawny hearth]

some places produce more than others i think

[gloomy tartan]

I 100 percent believe dysentery is a issue in 40k

[tawny hearth]

people walk around our world with scurvy, dysentery is 100% a fatal issue in 40k

honestly dysentery is a problem still in our real world

just not everywhere obviously... but it still kills

in the arms of an angel starts playing

[gloomy tartan]

Apparently archers got the shits a lot

Back in the day

Legends of them shooting arrows pantless

So they could rush to a bush easier

[tender horizon]

Thats specifically english archers at

I'm blanking on the name of the battle

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah that

God

[tawny hearth]

sounds like a problem the english would have lol

[tender horizon]

They had no potable water tho

[gloomy tartan]

Shitting would of sucked back then

Imagine

Using straw

Dear god

[tawny hearth]

the english were woefully behind hygiene sciences at certain points in history as well which compounds issues like that

[gloomy tartan]

Thank god we progressed

[cosmic burrow]

and Poland was quite ahead

[gloomy tartan]

You know what’s scary

Fish will attack you when you go in water lol

Divers talk about it

[tawny hearth]

most cultures were tbh, the americas were waaaay ahead in agricultureal sciences

[gloomy tartan]

When they stay in underwater labs and have to go to bathroom

The fish go nuts lol

[tawny hearth]

i don't like deep water, i come from a plains people... the ocean is not for me lol

[gloomy tartan]

Think about this

Back in dino times

[tender horizon]

Fish eat detritus

[gloomy tartan]

Your plains could of been water

Big sea monsters and shit

Lobsters

Nessie’s

Now imagine their ghosts

Lmao I like the idea of ghosts that aren’t people

Like a ghost gorilla or some shit

The fuck do you combat that

It’s just all OOOO OOO. How do you find out what incomplete buisness he has

[tawny hearth]

a movie or something where humanity finds out all other creatures have souls except them would be kind of amazing

[gloomy tartan]

Or a ghost shark floating at you

[gloomy tartan]

Your version sounds more heart warming

My film had ghost animals attacking people

The final boss is just a ghost trex

It goes from a dog to a gorilla to a shark to a trex

[astral basin]

The number of psykers big e needs is a constantly escalating number
Its almost like theyre pumping more water into a broken glass trying to keep it full

[tawny hearth]

a ghost parrot would be funny for like 20 mins and then you'd hate everything

a flock of them would be a nightmare

[gloomy tartan]

It’s agressive

[modern bobcat]

I should list a party to complete my weekly Havoc

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah they push you and cut you

Lmao

What if it was the ghost of Muhammad Ali and he just rocked yo shit

[tawny hearth]

honestly, i think the most comforting way to die would be by ghost... because like... then you know that its part of a larger cycle or whatever... never got the fear of ghosts lol

[twin flower]

I mean

they spoopy

[tawny hearth]

but if they kill you then you become spoopier than they could ever imagine

[twin flower]

idk, i just just find it eerie, visage of someone who once alive just haunting yo ass

[gloomy tartan]

I mean it could be annoying or fun

Like a ghost monkey just throwing ghost shit

Or like a crab that just sits there

Vibes

Or it could be some guy who just drinks wine and judges you

Or some torso spinning

Lot of range

[twin flower]

so closet ghosts

[gloomy tartan]

You could get a demon just thrusting 24,7

You never know

[twin flower]

he sits on your face as you sleep

[gloomy tartan]

Would you preffer your ghost to be a animal

[tawny hearth]

maybe its the cultures i was raised around but i find disrespecting the dead alot scarier than the dead themselves... if that makes sense? like if i saw a ghost i'd try to talk to them or whatever but i won't whistle at night

[gloomy tartan]

Or is a person worse

Like I’s a ghost of a mountain lion worse than some fat guy

[tawny hearth]

when someone whistles at night around me it freaks me out lol, i make distance if they wont' stop

[gloomy tartan]

Who tf making music at night

Run

[tawny hearth]

[twin flower]

a shadowy figure just dances in the distance towards you

[gloomy tartan]

What if they do the Spider-Man walk at you

When he has the venom confidence

The hip movement

[twin flower]

freaky ahh ghosts

[astral basin]

Be like Nicholas Flammel
Not able to join the headless horsemen bc your neck wasnt cut all the way through

[gloomy tartan]

Type of ghost to turn on the notebook on your tv

[teal token]

Benana

[astral basin]

Banana banana

[twin flower]

i want a ghost that does chores cuz it just wants to type shih

[quaint moss]

:3

[twin flower]

why hello there

[gloomy tartan]

Do it clap in Cantonese

[tawny hearth]

i feel like if i was a ghost i'd like float around finding things that people misplaced and then putting them somewhere they'll find it... but always in weird places to gaslight them into thinking they did it themselves

[quaint moss]

idk what your talking about, do it clap

[gloomy tartan]

What if it was a ghost of a coke addict house wife from the 40s

Just cleans

[tawny hearth]

mom?

[astral basin]

“Istg my keys werent in my coat pocket yesterday. I was wearing it when i was 30m late for work!”

[twin flower]

hell i'll place offerings everyday if it helps do shit lmao

[astral basin]

The ghost of drunken gamer aim

[tawny hearth]

living that sims life

[gloomy tartan]

What if it was a pterodactyl

A ghost one

Just going CAW

[tawny hearth]

i'd make fun of it for not actually being a dinosaur

[teal token]

Never more?

[gloomy tartan]

It snatched a local youth into the sky

Don’t tease ghosts

[tawny hearth]

ghosts can only take emotional damage, gotta fight back somehow

[astral basin]

Has me curious
What if a ptero is the missing link between a bat and a bird?

[gloomy tartan]

They used to think that it was bat like

Early drawings

It’s technically a reptile

So it would be like a weird ass lizard

[tawny hearth]

i feel like the link between bat and bird is probably some weird lizard or something

[astral basin]

They used to think dinosaurs were all reptilian

[gloomy tartan]

The mosasaur is related to monitor lizards

[tawny hearth]

when really they were just birds lol