general-chat

[teal token]

[acoustic pebble]

Hello

And no

[earnest oyster]

hold the phone, i have some crypto eggs to sell

[acoustic pebble]

I got black market shirts on sale

[quaint moss]

tiger drop equals invulnerability

fr

yes

[earnest oyster]

in which country

[acoustic pebble]

Nunchuck baseball bat is a 360 attack

[acoustic pebble]

Yes

[teal token]

I just want the pants and I'm at assignment 21...

[quaint moss]

no pants is sad

also havoc gives you drip?

[teal token]

Perhaps?

[earnest oyster]

ogryn gets no backpack slot drip

well no, unique one anyways

btw are there female ogryns in lore

[teal token]

Perhaps?

[earnest oyster]

dont make me.. ask chat gpt

[teal token]

Do try?

[earnest oyster]

it'll probably write a romantic fanfic

[teal token]

[earnest oyster]

it says they exist but are rare???

what??

[dire kayak]

this statement is true

the fem ogryn exists out there

[quaint moss]

just take a look

[earnest oyster]

Ogryn society keeps females mostly on their homeworlds for reproduction and protection, as males are fiercely possessive and view them as too precious for frontline combat—explaining their absence from Imperial Guard units and models. Lexicanum and the Warhammer 40k Wiki's Ogryn pages don't explicitly detail them (using male pronouns throughout), but this reflects their rarity in primary codex sources rather than non-existence.
In short, they're canon but sidelined in lore and gameplay.

[teal token]

So make more Ogryn character until got a female Ogryn?

[quaint moss]

can you pick your gender in the game?

for ogryn

[thick fog]

only male

[quaint moss]

ive actually never looked LOL

[quaint moss]

ah ighty :>

[dire kayak]

if there was a fem ogryn in darktide

id do some things

[long sigil]

[earnest oyster]

😳

[long sigil]

wait

darktide script lang is lua script?

its same as roblox studio code lang

wtf

is this true?

[dire kayak]

darktide in roblox is possible

this changes everything...

[inland mantle]

Be more shocked if a copy cat wasnt already on roblox

[teal token]

Ya doing Havoc?

[long sigil]

huh

[dire kayak]

pearto is a portmanteau

[quaint moss]

if so id need to see lol

[earnest oyster]

not sure yet, might do some

[dire kayak]

i can do havoc in approximately 40 minutes

[teal token]

Can I join?

[rose pine]

There’s Roblox items that’s from darktide, like the gunner helmet

[teal token]

Huh?

[earnest oyster]

sure, if you're can wait for my mate to fix his mic

[quaint moss]

my havocs are like really low level

[inland mantle]

Rank up ez

[trail bramble]

like officially or just ripped by a kid with no consideration of IP law?

[rose pine]

https://www.rolimons.com/item/132246790597533

[inland mantle]

Ip grabber

[rose pine]

I mean sure, they can sue some child who was inspired by darktide

Looks kinda bad

[teal token]

Lol 2 days ago I also have speaker problem and I cannot hear my comrades speaking

[rose pine]

Player made and all

[inland mantle]

Remember playing a killing floor copy on roblox years ago before I even known killing floor was a game

[quaint moss]

but i no wanna

[inland mantle]

Do it

Rotten is gone ez rank ups now

[quaint moss]

:<

also why do people care about toughness regen on curious so much? i remember someone getting pissed at me the other day saying that i only had like less than 20 hours in the game.... i was gonna send the soyjack gif, but no perms

[inland mantle]

It was the old meta

toughness regen on curios is a waste now

[quaint moss]

its weirder, cause they were talking about havoc, but i was talking about how you can conteract the event with like one or 2 curios 🥲

[inland mantle]

Just someone who doesnt know what their talking about nothing new

[quaint moss]

but like why is it specifically , i usually only play auric maelstorms

[inland mantle]

So it only affects the coherency regen

Which is dog shit

[quaint moss]

it was karien, they have an ungodly amount of time it seems

[inland mantle]

Just take any of the dozens of other ways to get toughness

[quaint moss]

🤔 scum and vet have increased size and regen though

[silent heron]

NEEDS MOAR ARBITRATOR AND HIVE SCUM STUFF IN COMMODORE'S VESTURES!

[quaint moss]

also real

[marsh iris]

guys what if

[inland mantle]

You never want to coherency regen to be your main means of regen. As it's one super slow or if youre cut off from the team youre fucked without a way to regen or if youre last one alive.

It's okay for passive regen but that's it theres so many better picks for curios

[inland mantle]

Go on

[quaint moss]

oh of course never a main way, but i was (at the time) talking about being in vc doing the event. though the actual explanation is really nice of you, my thanks

[inland mantle]

The event I wouldnt know anything about DT is still on the back burner for me rotten killed my drive to play and it has yet to come back. Atleast there's VT to get my fix

[quaint moss]

oh rip

also it helldiver time

[inland mantle]

Been loving a game called No Rest For The Wicked been my main one for a bit now

[marsh iris]

we nerf arby and scum cosmetics

[inland mantle]

FS remove all arby cosmetics for me pls

[marsh iris]

[amber delta]

dispense the lex while buttnekkid

[inland mantle]

Lexmate

[amber delta]

more like sexmate

[quaint moss]

what is that game

[inland mantle]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1371980/No_Rest_for_the_Wicked/

[twin flower]

top down dark souls

[inland mantle]

More or less

[twin flower]

Is it out of early access

[inland mantle]

Think in a year

Around there

The coop is the best part to me the world works like a server and you dont need the host on just to play on it

[twin flower]

huh

dedicated server?

[low wharf]

Ill just wait until full release before checking it out

[inland mantle]

In a way

[twin flower]

dont you pay for those or am i wrong

[inland mantle]

Nope

Built into the game itself

[dire kayak]

scream if you love cyberstan

[inland mantle]

.

[sturdy kayak]

Hii guys

[dire kayak]

meow :3

[sturdy kayak]

This week need do event

Uu

[thick coyote]

Take all the stimms and huff all the gas

[modern bobcat]

I will sacrifice my life for Cyberstan

[teal token]

Anyone wants to Auric Maelstrom?

We have 1 spot at Strike Team 24

[amber delta]

helldivers getting cyborgs before admech class its so joever

[quaint moss]

oh hell naw 🎶

[timber elk]

Greetings

Guys I can predict the next major update for darktide

puts fingers to forehead and makes silly sounds it’s gonna be fuck all

Anyway I wonder what’s going on with the helldivers discord puts on classes and SCP foundation personal lab coat and grabs clip board and pen

[modern bobcat]

nothing ever happens in Darktide

[knotty terrace]

well i just copped a soccer ball at high speed to the family jewels earlier and fuck it still hurts

[timber elk]

Ah yes SCP 78568 also know as the ball cracker

It has a mind of its own for destorying family jewels for some reason

(Totally made up SCP by the way)

[amber delta]

[timber elk]

Because we are the step-child while vermintide is the favored child

[sturdy kayak]

Need duo GG

Or team

[timber elk]

Oh um we do have a LFG group you can go to. Mods don’t like it when asking for teaming in the general chat

[inland mantle]

It not much better for VT

[timber elk]

Oh hold writes down on clip board before looking at GR Alan…..we are SO fucked.

[knotty terrace]

wait content is still being added to VT2?

[inland mantle]

Yea

[amber delta]

remember that every match of darktide consumees 600 litres of water

[inland mantle]

Had a weapon pack get delayed to 2026 cause yea FS

[thick coyote]

Yeah
They got like
3 maps
Last year

[knotty terrace]

fuck fat shark should just focus on darktide

[timber elk]

Wait what seriously?

[inland mantle]

2 different teams

Yea

[timber elk]

There is a weapon pack?

[amber delta]

wtf u mean 3 maps

we got 1

[inland mantle]

Mortis tho

[amber delta]

its never been so joever

NOBODY cares about mortis

[inland mantle]

Still something new

[thick coyote]

Different teams

Plus

Vt2 content drought would kill a darktide player

[sturdy kayak]

@timber elk oh uu

[twin flower]

How so?

[timber elk]

It’s already bad on VT2 Xbox

There’s virtually no players because everyone is playing darktide

[inland mantle]

We dont talk about the console ports

They are awful beyond awful even

[twin flower]

=
=

[thick coyote]

Before Parting of the waves there was like a year of nothing

[amber delta]

total gaben victory

as usual

[dire kayak]

every other astartes legion:
we're trying to find our primarch and control the galaxy!!!!
black legion:
GOD I LOVE BEING EVIL

[timber elk]

Oh god it was the wind of magic

It was right after winds of magic dropped

Which was the most dogshit experience ever

They completely nerfed everything, made the beastmen completely overturned and only a handful of classes can even stand In Cataclysm difficulty

[inland mantle]

Classic FS things

[timber elk]

And than when people were rightly pissed off. FS redid everything than fucked off into the void

NOT. A. SINGLE. MESSAGE.

Literally

[thick coyote]

You will get unreactable by the minotaur and you'll like it

[timber elk]

You will take your witch captain nerf and you’ll like it.

[inland mantle]

FS can make a fun gameplay loop but that's about where it ends imo oh and some crazy good banter

[amber delta]

this is why theyre scared of nerfing anything now

[timber elk]

Which makes no sense

Sense winds of magic was never play tested or ever given out review copies

[inland mantle]

They also dont do roadmaps anymore

[timber elk]

No they did

[inland mantle]

Not anymore

[timber elk]

A few months back

But yeah as of this year? Nope.

[inland mantle]

I wouldnt count that as a roadmap

[amber delta]

they did one before hivescum release

[inland mantle]

It was 1 update

[amber delta]

and immediately failed to uphold the deadlines

[inland mantle]

and a event

[timber elk]

And people shit on arrowhead

When we got fatshark pulling stunts like this

[inland mantle]

Dont question the fatest of sharks

[thick coyote]

Swedish devs 🗣️

[timber elk]

Like I get it arrowhead makes alot of questionable decisions based on the balance of their game but at least they are trying their best

Fatshark just doesn’t properly communicate anything

[inland mantle]

I can cut them some slack on DT tho GW has to be awful to work with

[timber elk]

True

[amber delta]

ngl I do not think thy are trying their best at all

and if they are they are doing a horrible job

[thick coyote]

They recently tweaked outcast
You don't get to troll torpedo as much anymore

[quaint moss]

hi lamb :3

[timber elk]

At least it’s better than fatshark

[inland mantle]

iirc the scum trailer sucked cause of GW

[timber elk]

Oh and hello grog

[cosmic burrow]

Yup

[quaint moss]

am helldiving

[timber elk]

There could’ve been a millions of way to make the hive scum trailer interesting

[cosmic burrow]

Go deadlocking

[quaint moss]

[timber elk]

Like have Zola enter a arena where the hive scum is fighting in front of a crowd

[timber elk]

Or have Rannick set up a meeting with bounty hunters and show off their skills

Or marrow breaking protocol and getting some gangers in the warband

[fiery wave]

WDYM? I enjoy it, barring KARKING TRAPPER WAVES JQEFPJBWDDOH9VDG9QQD9BHODQQDBOHFEQBOI9VQEBFDOSQBSXHO

[timber elk]

Anything could’ve been infinitely better than what we were given

[dire kayak]

-# trapper jumpscare

[carmine steppe]

You think a member of the inquisition would set up a meeting with a bunch of hive scum?

[timber elk]

Rannick clearly wanted them

So it’s not out of the realm of the possibility

[fiery wave]

16 frags later with 20 sec cd, void shields and healing.

[timber elk]

It was all rannicks idea in the first place

[thick coyote]

They do be letting anybody in 🗣️

[inland mantle]

And based off how strong scum is rannick cooked on that

[carmine steppe]

They do be using penal legions so

[dire kayak]

i mean

they let me in so

anything is on the table

[inland mantle]

True

[timber elk]

We aren’t penal legions (unless we are only playing arbites and ganger)

But I don’t see them grabbing more prisoners

[carmine steppe]

We basically are

They are using prisoners to do penal legion service

[timber elk]

They “were” using prisoners

[carmine steppe]

They literally grab prisoners and tell them "go fight this heretic leader"

[timber elk]

But they constantly keep talking about how they don’t have enough bodies

[obtuse oak]

now that they've settled into a regular quarterly release schedule, i think it's become less relevant for them to try to communicate ahead of time (especially because they've proven they can't stick to their deadlines anyway)

[inland mantle]

True

[carmine steppe]

Do you think they ran out of prisoners? They just keep using more, and now they are using hive scum but that doesn't mean they have stopped using prisoners

[timber elk]

If they are complaining they don’t have enough people than yeah

[carmine steppe]

I'm surprised they aren't using more guard

[timber elk]

Why? The last time we used a guard they got completely fucked

[carmine steppe]

Maybe they can't afford to but yeah they are still using prisoners as penal legion service

[carmine steppe]

Cause it's the most abundant military force available, even if one of them turned traitor

[timber elk]

The most abundant and useless military force on atoma

[thick coyote]

Conveniently placed Cursed Scar making help harder

[carmine steppe]

The guard is what protects most of the imperium

[timber elk]

The 21st is a planetary defense force. They have access to more resources than the warband does and your telling me as soon as they had boots on the ground they got completely overrun?

And yet we still remain in operation?

[inland mantle]

They arent some named crackheads

[carmine steppe]

Yeah

Named characters are very powerful

[timber elk]

Fine fair enough.

[thick coyote]

Turns out the 6th is just better

[timber elk]

True

[thick coyote]

(it took Fatshark 3 years to try and make the scabs feel like elites)

[timber elk]

(Spoilers: didn’t work.)

[carmine steppe]

Look planetary defense force aren't as good as the guard, and fighting chaos cultist and corruption is more often than not an attrition war, specially against nurgle

[inland mantle]

Woe 4 trappers

[dire kayak]

so this is how an idiot loser catgirl managed to defeat the karnak twins...

[fiery wave]

Ppl need to understand thst is a fact for many series lul. Not many buck the trend.

[timber elk]

Sure they aren’t as good as a guard but they are still larger than a warband

That’s literally their job is to defend the planet

[carmine steppe]

By warband you mean the hive scummers right?

[timber elk]

I meant before and after the gangers

[carmine steppe]

The same hive scum that knows what happens in the hellhole that a hive city is

[carmine steppe]

I would argue their job is more to unify the planet so the imperium can handle the tithe

[timber elk]

cough nercomunda cough

[inland mantle]

Idk seeing the amount of daemons running around not really a shocker the guard folded then again I'm not super in on the lore for DT

[carmine steppe]

Most of the guard don't fold, they are killed by the comissar first

[inland mantle]

True

[timber elk]

And yet necromunda somehow runs billions of times better

[inland mantle]

Blame it on the 2nd hive city

simple as

[timber elk]

And they don’t even have a guard or a planetary defense force

Than again the imperial fists are constantly over the shoulder

[carmine steppe]

You mean the biggest hive city of all the hive cities?

[timber elk]

Yes

[carmine steppe]

Necromunda is the exception to the rule, hell they even want to be independent

With that new governor that wants to start shit with the imperial fist

[timber elk]

Yeaaaaah the new governer isn’t exactly winning brownie points

[quaint moss]

brownies

[elder merlin]

[modern bobcat]

but when will the new chosen Strawhat/Kitefin arise

[elder merlin]

I miss those two, i wonder how they're doin

[modest flume]

Strawhat was nice

[obtuse oak]

quickpaw is our CM now

[obtuse oak]

i talk to strawhat sometimes, she's doing good 🙂

[modest flume]

Did she become queen of the seven seas yet?

Or the greatest pirate of all time or however it goes

[elder merlin]

I should hit her up and see if she been reading the new one piece chaptera

[cosmic burrow]

She is on her way to become fatshark itsself

[quartz chasm]

NECRONS NECRONS NECRONS COMING BACK

We need a Roadmap for 2026

[ember folio]

Guys im going insane

This is the third time this week I get kicked out in the middle of a match and it keeps saying backend error

And now I have to wait for like half an hour or so before I get in the game

[quartz chasm]

Khaine vs Khorne

[dire kayak]

the shark do be fat

what he eating to be so fat though

[trail bramble]

people

[worn halo]

[twin flower]

slop monie

[fair bridge]

thank you but no. i am master of my own domain

[dire kayak]

awwh

mraow :(

[mighty prawn]

Why do

You want to be owned

Actually nevermind

I know you well enough to know the answer

[quaint moss]

pass the joint, its time to see if i can do a flip

[lusty estuary]

we're outlawing ownership in the darktide general chat we don't need it anymore

we're all about sharing now

[quaint moss]

as long as i get to keep my sammich

[twin flower]

nah youre sharing that too

[lusty estuary]

throw the sandwich away

we're getting rid of those too

[twin flower]

throw it in my mouth

[tired steeple]

Can you share all your money with me

[lofty slate]

howdy folks

[lusty estuary]

i already do that that's how you get paid

[quaint moss]

die

[lusty estuary]

everyone who gets a paycheck or some kind of government assistance they're actually taking that money from me

[quaint moss]

its a democratic sanmmich

i voted on it

[lusty estuary]

so actually if everyone could please quit their jobs just for a little bit so i can get some more money that would really be appreciated

[worn halo]

[lament plume]

Can you change sex at the mourningstar? Want to try some cosmetic with female character.

[quaint moss]

[quaint moss]

estrogen

[clever horizon]

Barber shop

[clever horizon]

🫵

[lament plume]

I see no option for sex change?

[clever horizon]

It's the paid one like 50k

Just complete character remake

[quaint moss]

where

[lusty estuary]

what's the conversion rate of ordo dockets to USD

how good of a deal are we getting on the mourningstar HRT

[twin flower]

We have that?

[clever horizon]

Probably like 200mil to a few bucks like in other RMT transactions

[wheat sphinx]

Lost 3 games of event in a row as Arby

somehow

[lusty estuary]

fucking lock in

[wheat sphinx]

thank you scalefriend

[tired steeple]

No the imperium doesn’t have HRT it probably just has tech to immediately transform you into whatever you want

Skipping the entire process

[thick coyote]

The mechanicus classified hormonal transition as inefficient so they just created the genital chopper 3000 to sped things up

[lusty estuary]

well not every planet gets to have the gender rock that changes your gender i'm imagining a lot of worlds probably just have HRT

[quaint moss]

testosterone

[lusty estuary]

yeah that is a hormone

[wheat sphinx]

Do you think psykers can reverse your testosterone into estrogen

[tired steeple]

Maybe then

Yeah

Biomancy

They probably can

[thick coyote]

Yes Beloved, they are a woman now

[lusty estuary]

they have different colored lightnings for different forcible pronoun changes

[wheat sphinx]

btw Nil my mate

can you send me your banner

please

I need that

[lusty estuary]

let me see if I can find it it's buried in my downloads folder

[tired steeple]

HAHAHA I DIDNT SEE THAT

THATS BRILLIANT

[thick coyote]

Can't wait to afford cadians

[quaint moss]

probably cheap

fr

like 5 in a pack

crunchy

[wheat sphinx]

HEY, I am a Cadian...

This is NOT funny.

[twin flower]

Its pretty funny

[fiery wave]

Not our fault you wanted to be Cadian.

Current Cadians like mocking Cadians as well.

[fair bridge]

i love people in little cars that make turns as if they're carrying 7000 tons of cargo and the turn maneuver has to be an extremely slow and precise movement even though all those worthless bastards are doing is turning into a fuckin dunkin donuts and causing the rest of us behind him to brake hard because it's the highway and they're at a dead fucking stop executing a turn in a prius

[wheat sphinx]

This is so hashtag™ not funny.

[fair bridge]

revoke all licenses and legalize nuclear bombs on hatchback owners

[fiery wave]

Starting to sound white 'Murican pre-Karen there.

[tired steeple]

Hello karien

Pretend I used a wave emote or something

[fiery wave]

Mew.

[tired steeple]

Thank you mallow

You’re one of the few I recognised

It seems more people got into the game

I’m gonna do sm2 cause I wanna check out the tech marine

[lusty estuary]

voidborn cadians are fighting the original planet born cadians over who is more traumatized and who has stronger survivor's guilt

[fiery wave]

And the Neu Cadians are just laughing at them.

[modern bobcat]

we deserve a shark rather than a skaven

[dire kayak]

PLEASE

FOR ANY PSYKERS HERE

[lusty estuary]

new cadians are getting punched in the stomach and hit over the head and put in the water that makes you old

[fiery wave]

Well, the black sheep of the community keeps scaring off CMs.

[dire kayak]

IM BEGGING YOU

[modern bobcat]

@little marten ??

[tired steeple]

I’m waiting so long for the actual plot of darktide to actually progress

[lusty estuary]

tomorrow

[tired steeple]

They have great set up

It still hasn’t been followed up on

[fiery wave]

Who knows, I roll survivor of Catachan or some self made world/planet.

[lusty estuary]

i guess it has kind of progressed but it hasn't been until the new map where that really culminated in anything we could see in game

[dire kayak]

i still want death guard

[fiery wave]

No. You know the T word.

[tired steeple]

We aren’t getting death guard

[dire kayak]

:(

[tired steeple]

Why do you call yourself a fake girl

[dire kayak]

transgirl

im transgirl

[tired steeple]

That’s still a real girl

[fiery wave]

It's just mindset for some. And in some places, it hits even harder.

[tired steeple]

I see

[lusty estuary]

i really need the moebian 21st to get back up on their feet and save the day

[dire kayak]

i don't want to think im a fake girl but everyone near me calls me one

[fiery wave]

To be fair, all I know are from exes for most parts. And like, you know it's pretty messed up being LGBTQ+ in some places. When people call you things, you end up thinking of it to be real and true.

[little marten]

I’m innocent

[fiery wave]

Ah, born in a bad place?

[dire kayak]

england

it's really not great for trans people here

[fiery wave]

I thought it would be better there, but then I remember Terfs.

[little marten]

INGERLAND INGERLAND INGERLAND

[tired steeple]

You aren’t a fake girl, if it helps to hear

[dire kayak]

i can't even use the correct bathroom anymore this sucks

[fiery wave]

I'm Cis. I just understand because well, dated some.

[tired steeple]

Wait

Wrong reply

That was for @dire kayak

Slery

Sorry

[fiery wave]

I heard, like now guys actually get to go to the Women's bathroom situation.

[tired steeple]

Terfs need to be shot

[little marten]

I vote make all bathrooms neutral and remove urinals

[dire kayak]

they're gonna outlaw HRT before i even get a chance to transition

[little marten]

Actually women’s toilets get soooo busy

[teal token]

@earnest oyster @fallen tree Lol grandma sleeping so I need to close mic XD, so send code to who?

[cosmic burrow]

where do you live?

if us escape

[dire kayak]

england

[fallen tree]

to me

[cosmic burrow]

escape

[fiery wave]

Oh, I agree. They just let men go into the women's bathroom with their screetching.

[dire kayak]

im trying but they can legally deport you back here if your visa expires

[fiery wave]

You don't want it shared unless you enjoy queuing for 1 hour to use the bathroom.

[tired steeple]

What do we call you btw

[little marten]

Yeah I’ve changed my mind

[dire kayak]

im fine with goober

[tired steeple]

Alrighty

I hope your situation gets better

[fiery wave]

Problem is, goober also refers to my puppo... and other stuff so...

[dire kayak]

some of my friends call me hotline

[tired steeple]

I see

[frank acorn]

Why doesn’t Darktide have a start menu icon☹️☹️

[dire kayak]

i ate it

it was really yummy

[tired steeple]

Did you not get aids from it

Nurgle aids

[lusty estuary]

so like

what would nurgle aids even be

how is it worse than regular aids

[dire kayak]

your genitals explode

[tired steeple]

Idk

Heals you if you’re a nurgle cultist though

[lusty estuary]

i guess being immunocompromised would be like a nurgle buff

[steel sinew]

Is it legal to do the "True Survivor" Penance as an Arbitrator with Shield`?

[rose pine]

Nurgle Aids, are all the different strains from the year -400 BC to 40k+

[fiery wave]

Nobody really cares what you do it on tbh, unless you straight up cheese it.

[tender horizon]

They don't ask how, they ask how many.

[modern bobcat]

I have like 80% win rate as Paige rn lmao

[steel sinew]

glad I'm acting within the Lex.

[astral basin]

Men on my roof

[teal token]

E

[fallen tree]

p i z z a.... 5 mins 🤤

[astral basin]

[teal token]

Anyone got Auric on Mortis?

[fallen tree]

jerry i can play more in like 15-20 mins after i eat if ur still around

[teal token]

Roger that

[fallen tree]

o7

[visual vortex]

Only babies cheese

I would never cheese a penance ever

[modest flume]

Good luck surviving

[teal token]

Hello there comrade Bush of the man

[visual vortex]

Im the best darktidian so i dont need to cheese

[visual vortex]

I actually dont even need to play

[fallen tree]

factorio in my darktide discord

there goes another 200 hrs into the factory this weekend

and... trains....

[modest flume]

Good day, Jerry

[visual vortex]

A real man never speak ill of trains

[fallen tree]

ill use trains even if its inefficient, all for the love of trains

[teal token]

Hyper sonic trains?

[visual vortex]

Good

[visual vortex]

No

Basic steam trains

[teal token]

Thomas?

[dire kayak]

i can

wait

do you mean the auric mortis penance?

[teal token]

Yesh? Proceed to open can of cat food?

And wanted to do the unlimited ammo buff when skill is up

[dire kayak]

oh i can help with that

gladly

play staff psyker so you don't have to use ammo and just don't die

[teal token]

I see

I can't scratch the feeling of unlimited ammo.....

Maybe if the next Auric Mortis failed then I change to staff psyker

[drowsy lynx]

#zealot-class message

[rose pine]

Play Ogryn, get little' Sah with Bonus Ammo.

[modest flume]

room for 2?

I have a friend

[modest flume]

Exe stance bolter

[teal token]

Which strike team?

[teal token]

Also grandma is sleeping so cannot open mic atm just chat in game

[feral vessel]

They painted the Bolter yellow (from the inside).

[modest flume]

not in a VC

[teal token]

Lmaooo

Inner waaaaaaaargh?

[sleek harness]

You guys are not funny

[teal token]

Perhaps?

[sleek harness]

Why are you trying to make it into a doubt

It's a fact

[feral vessel]

Yeah, okay, says the guy who openly brands himself as both a rat and a fool.

[dire kayak]

:(

[feral vessel]

Really thought-provoking commentary.

[teal token]

A fool of rat?

[sleek harness]

Your name is literally the sound of a animal

[feral vessel]

I'll go watch the static channel now.

[sleek harness]

You weren't here

This doesn't mention you

[vapid matrix]

Chat

Did I cook with my profile

[teal token]

Wolfer?

[vapid matrix]

[fallen tree]

wolf this

[teal token]

Lol

[dire kayak]

we found him

captain wolfer

[teal token]

Captain wolf in her?

[dire kayak]

possibly

[vapid matrix]

[dire kayak]

im tempted to get back into half life...

[feral vessel]

It's more worthwhile now that the workshop exists.

[dire kayak]

raising the bar redux did get division 3...

[feral vessel]

Half-Life 2 workshop was definitely something alright

[dire kayak]

i always played hl2 mmod and hl2vr

[teal token]

Where fulllife?

[teal token]

Friend gone missing?

[dire kayak]

i still have hope for hl3

[feral vessel]

The Half-life of Half-Life 2 doesn't exist, because it isn't a material and thus can't decay.

At least, I think.

[teal token]

What half life?

Chems?

[sleek harness]

Copium

[dire kayak]

hopium administered

[feral vessel]

hmmy yeah should i boot up stalker

Again.

[sleek harness]

No

[feral vessel]

You know I should really get Gamma.

[sleek harness]

Stalker is old

[teal token]

Benana

[feral vessel]

And?

I don't see an issue in that, much.

[sleek harness]

So it's better than the new stalker

Play the new

[feral vessel]

Why would I play a worse game, though?

You aren't making sense, at all.

[sleek harness]

Theres this word

It means

Suffer

[feral vessel]

Uh huh.

[low wharf]

Suffering is good

[sleek harness]

It's healthy

[dire kayak]

i suffer constantly

[modest flume]

It is only through pain, that we can have true pleasure

[low wharf]

Also kind of the point of og soviet simulator

[sleek harness]

Playing only good game makes you go into a spiraling depression when you finally decide to play a bad game in hope that it is good

[dire kayak]

nuh uh

[low wharf]

Real

[drowsy prawn]

old stalker still has the gamma mod 😌

[feral vessel]

As a citizen of the former eastern block, yeah sure.

[sleek harness]

Old stalker has enemies with actual brain

[feral vessel]

You know, eastern europe looks way nicer when it's not photographed in winter.

[sleek harness]

They would sneak on your if you are camping

[drowsy prawn]

peak commie block simulator experience

[feral vessel]

that's because old stalker had A-Life, which made the enemies actually behave like human beings

[dire kayak]

i love the winter thoughhh

[feral vessel]

for some reason a-life isn't in Heart of Chornobyl, probably because they couldn't port it properly.

[lusty estuary]

i think stalker 2 has the best story out of any of the previous games in the series and it just sucks it kind of runs like ass and doesn't play as tight as any of the others

the lack of true A-Life is still weird

[feral vessel]

yeah uh stalker plotline is a plotline and a half

[astral basin]

Hd2 being on fire as ever

[feral vessel]

For sure.

[feral vessel]

Is it back on the oscillating graph of 'we are so back' to 'its over' to 'we are so back' and so on?

Or did it never leave..

[astral basin]

Ha

Never left
Just rn theres a massive major order that everyones focusing on and the devs are getting really involved w the media
In a good way

[lusty estuary]

the trilogy has its moments but stalker 2 presents really interesting and emotional character moments and faction motivations

noontide alone clears pretty much everything

[somber stream]

They're pulling a reverse Siege of Super Earth, comes with full propaganda and everything

Even reverse Creek

[dire kayak]

i cant wait to see cyberstan

[somber stream]

2 more planets to Cyberstan, we're down 40 million Helldivers

That's a lot

[feral vessel]

Jesus christ.

[lusty estuary]

the automatons taking over the discord and arrowhead accounts is a fun external thing

[feral vessel]

Isn't that the approximate number of how many folks died on da Creek?

[lusty estuary]

have any of you seen the cyberstan leaks

[dire kayak]

the cyborgs are afraid

[feral vessel]

haven't actually

[dire kayak]

theyre scared of us

[lusty estuary]

probably not

[dire kayak]

they know we're gonna take cyberstan

[astral basin]

Somethings about to happen to the dss

[somber stream]

I don't remember how many died back on Creek, but that number wasn't reliable anyway, about 20-30 million

[lusty estuary]

the rebel alliance is going to win

we're having our own star war

[somber stream]

Rebel never built their own Death Star though

[lusty estuary]

we're not the rebel alliance in this situation

[dire kayak]

after all the leaks im gonna be so pissed off if we dont see cyberstan

[somber stream]

Yeah i know you're referring to the bots

They're building one

[lusty estuary]

theirs is ethical so its whatever

[sleek harness]

Perhaps, but this spread between like, the whole bot sector

Creek was just one planet

[dire kayak]

like im probably just gonna full quit helldivers if we dont see cyberstan

[sleek harness]

Goober do you want my honest leak enjoyer opinion

[astral basin]

I wonder if
Cyberstan will have the same build as super earth
As in. A dozen cities to attack, and if we dont win in totality we lose

[sleek harness]

Do you want to know

[somber stream]

I cut myself from all leaks so no idea

DO NOT leak critical infos on pub

[lusty estuary]

don't worry arrowhead would never let that happen

[astral basin]

I dont get hd media so. Im not paying attention anyway

[sleek harness]

Relax dude, it's just a few days away from it to happen

[feral vessel]

I wouldn't put it past them. Maybe this once.

[lusty estuary]

its clear for major story arcs like this they do everything in their power to make sure we don't fuck it up

[somber stream]

Yeah and i want to see it for myself

[lusty estuary]

it would be more narratively satisfying if we did

[somber stream]

Idk, siege of Super Earth had a scenario when we loose

[lusty estuary]

i think we really should lose more in helldivers but in the case of cyberstan this has been something they've been building up to for a while so i guess we gotta go to their home

[somber stream]

With assets laid out and everything. We were damn close to as well, if not for the Chinese

[sleek harness]

Did you know that when the illuminate attacked Super Earth we had the opportunity to lose and get a whole story arc about us finding a new planet to call Super Earth

[lusty estuary]

that i did know

[feral vessel]

Super Earth was supposed to lead up to, and this is just speculation and all, a last holdout in Prosperity City/the capital.

[sleek harness]

But we won so it didn't happened

[lusty estuary]

i was pissed that we won

[somber stream]

Oh yeah

There was a map

With one big building

[sleek harness]

Lost the opportunity for factions

Helldivers factions

[feral vessel]

Never saw that one

[somber stream]

I'd share, but i removed myself from all the leak content

[sleek harness]

Well I will respect that

[somber stream]

Would be more interesting to see them once they're here

[dire kayak]

if we get close to failing before cyberstan theyll probably do a minor order to get more reinforcements

[sleek harness]

But I will that, it's interesting

Also many will die on Cyberstan

[somber stream]

Bet there will be siege mechs

[feral vessel]

I hope it won't be Strider 2.0.

I hate those things.

[dire kayak]

i think whether we win or lose cyberstan is up to us

[lusty estuary]

helldivers needs a clan system so I can pool together likeminded people who want the automatons to win everything

[somber stream]

The tank and the new warbond is like butter and steak before some major shitshow of a military operation

[dire kayak]

but we're definitely getting to it

[somber stream]

Clan system was in development

[sleek harness]

Helldivers getting a government system is funny

[lusty estuary]

the presidential election would've been funny af but it also makes more sense narratively we just didn't get a choice in the matter

[sleek harness]

"John Piss won the election for the clan leader of the Iron Rods"

[somber stream]

I heard presidental election was cancelled

Out of concern because racism

[lusty estuary]

god it's so funny the president of super earth fucking killed himself like hitler

[sleek harness]

Turns out theres more citizens than helldivers

[lusty estuary]

we weren't even losing that bad at that point

[somber stream]

Just rumour, however. I did see the assets

[feral vessel]

president killing himself was blown over like the fucking wind anyways

[somber stream]

President did not kill himself

[sleek harness]

It was probably fake

[lusty estuary]

well they said he went out fighting but obviously that didn't happen

[somber stream]

He was replaced in less than 24 hours, it was an inside job

[sleek harness]

A way to get a new president while making the older one seems like a hero

[lusty estuary]

well the government is run by a computer

[dire kayak]

did he not fight valiantly before dying?

[sleek harness]

Who knows, Super Earth is a big fat liar

Don't trust them

[dire kayak]

it said in one of the dispatches

[lusty estuary]

we all need to remember there's no actual voting in super earth's fake democracy a guy probably just says the computer said he won and everyone believes him

[lusty estuary]

propaganda

[somber stream]

They might bring the voting system back in near future

[lusty estuary]

the underlying implication is that he just killed himself

[sleek harness]

Theres probably a shadow council that manipulates the voting

[lusty estuary]

probably

[sleek harness]

Turns out Super Earth isn't as free as we thought

[lusty estuary]

well freedom isn't free...

[sleek harness]

There is no perfect human government system

[outer jasper]

Liar

[dire kayak]

liar

[sleek harness]

Brainwashed

[outer jasper]

Clean brain

Yours yucky

[sleek harness]

Wow thanks

I really got a clean brain

[lusty estuary]

all this dissident thought is making me sick to my stomach i can't handle it anymore

[sleek harness]

[somber stream]

Though the defense of Super Earth was the single most hyped live event i've ever participated

[outer jasper]

Anyways helldivers is a mid game

[lusty estuary]

yeah pocket mortys is better

[sleek harness]

Illuminates were actual seem as a threat before

Because they were new

[somber stream]

The last day when the DSS was finally brought back to operation?

Pure cinema

[sleek harness]

Chinese Divers really did saved Super Earth

Fighting when everyone was sleeping

[somber stream]

They made it to national news in China lol

[sleek harness]

Really?

[dire kayak]

they bought time for the DSS

i have eternal respect

[lusty estuary]

everyone say thank you to the people's liberation army

[somber stream]

https://www.reddit.com/r/Helldivers/comments/1l1zad3/battle_for_super_earth_broadcasted_by_local_tv/

Apparently AH made an armour to commemorate their effort, should show up in the super store soon

[sleek harness]

A armor and a cape

You really broke your rule of no leaks

Because uh

It's a leak

[somber stream]

Apparently, i had no confirmation

He said she said

[sleek harness]

Do you hate me now after I confirmed it?

[somber stream]

Inconsequential for the plot so eh

[inland mantle]

Yes

Dont know why but yes

[sleek harness]

You are a simp

[inland mantle]

Damn

[dire crane]

And?

[sleek harness]

Not talking to you

Sorry

[dire crane]

[dire kayak]

i simp for everyone

[inland mantle]

We know

[sleek harness]

We do?

[inland mantle]

Shhh mr rat

[dire kayak]

one of my cats keeps bringing me dead rats

cause he lives outside

[sleek harness]

That's cool

[inland mantle]

Better than alive rats

[dire kayak]

single-handedly purging the skaven race

[inland mantle]

Had it coming

[sleek harness]

I really need to make a school class about skaven

Because yall keep confusing them with rats

[dire kayak]

morbius trials

[inland mantle]

Rat, skaven just round up same thing

[teal token]

E

[sleek harness]

Not

[inland mantle]

F

[dire kayak]

G

[sleek harness]

K

[dire kayak]

L

[sleek harness]

P

[dire kayak]

Q

[sleek harness]

A

[inland mantle]

[dire kayak]

B

[sleek harness]

B

[dire kayak]

B

[sleek harness]

B

[dire kayak]

B

[sleek harness]

B

[dire kayak]

B

[limpid vigil]

E

[sleek harness]

Borang

[limpid vigil]

not beans?

[sleek harness]

Borang

[limpid vigil]

Is this that returning throw stick?

[inland mantle]

sticl

[teal token]

Benana

[dire kayak]

benana

[limpid vigil]

orenge

[sleek harness]

Bornana

[teal token]

@reef sedge @dire kayak Ight goodnights comrades I gone bedge

[limpid vigil]

du du du du dun temcilla

[dire kayak]

im under your bed dont worry

[inland mantle]

Explains the breathing

[reef sedge]

what

[sleek harness]

Bushman

[inland mantle]

Yesnt

[modest flume]

wrong bush lol

[sleek harness]

Bushman explain why you have a brother

[sleek harness]

He looks so different

[limpid vigil]

anybody wanna hear a cursed food name?

[sleek harness]

No

[modern bobcat]

@fiery wave is this time of night peak time for moba smurfs? :X

[sleek harness]

Only if I get paid

[limpid vigil]

you get paid in morbid understanding of the deranged mind of cooks

wich now that i say out loud i think a skaven would not want

[sleek harness]

I wanna money

[limpid vigil]

i wish i had some choclate coins to share

[sleek harness]

Yeah you fucked up

[limpid vigil]

alas i do not

[sleek harness]

Lost the chance of me wanting to hear it

Actually I was interested before

[limpid vigil]

fucked up is calling a choclate snack "bird's milk" and making it the tastiest thing imaginable

and no i am not kidding

[sleek harness]

Chocolate is made out of milk

[limpid vigil]

I mean yeah

but why a birds

how a birds

but this might be a polish thing

we straight up have a dish called "pigeons"

[sleek harness]

I want to know what bird milk tastes like now

[sleek harness]

What is the dish

[limpid vigil]

it's like a vanilla flavoured marshmallow dipped in choclate , but like the marshmallow is not dry

[limpid vigil]

ground meat and rice wrapped in a cabbage leaf usually served with mushroom or tomato sauce

[sleek harness]

Didn't knew you could drink marshmallow

[sleek harness]

That's a peasant meal

Still don't know why is it called pigeon

[limpid vigil]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ptasie_mleczko

[limpid vigil]

neither do we

it just is

[nocturne bloom]

Head cheese is by far worse in every way

[sleek harness]

Head cheese

[limpid vigil]

the weird thing is there is no cheese in it

[sleek harness]

What

[limpid vigil]

it is just some meat with a jello like substance

[nocturne bloom]

Its jelly made from the flesh of head meat

[limpid vigil]

also there is shudders galareta

it is like jello if you made it a cheap school meal with peas and boiled chicken

there is also blood sausage but that one is good imo

it's like british pudding but slightly difrent

[limpid vigil]

i suppose it's called aspic in english

[fiery wave]

If you play past midnight, yeah.

[modern bobcat]

I shoulda quit while the gaming was good then

[teal token]

[fiery wave]

Yep. You get the best and the worst then.

[teal token]

Rip ight goodnight comrade Bushman

[fiery wave]

The true nolifers, basically.

[modern bobcat]

brings back bad memories from Dota 2 lol, especially the players who tower dive and get killed over and over

... and the late night smurfs who they feed

[ripe tangle]

I’m curious to know what people will say but I have a feeling I already know the answer

but

Which country has the worst food?

[modest flume]

All of them

[drowsy lynx]

The most popular answer is probably england because it's almost all beige pastry and meat combos but Vietnamese is my least favorite personally

Most South East Asian food is just loaded with cilantro that absolutely ruins it for me

Countries like Jamaica, India, and Thailand use quite a bit of it but you can at least take it out and still get something enjoyable. With Vietnamese it's like front and center in every dish

[dire kayak]

i just want cat treats

w<

[ripe tangle]

The Cuisine I probably liked least is one people don’t think much about and it’s Mongolian Food…

and people will say “what about Mongolian Beef?” and here’s the thing, what people in the West call Mongolian Beef is actually a Chinese Dish.

most Mongolian Food consists of boiled meats, bland dumpings, and milk/yogurt, I’m not really a fan.

[somber stream]

Like, actual local food?

Has to be Africa. i've seen footages of them just toss an entire monkey into a stew

Like, the entire, monkey

[jaunty path]

Lmfao

[drowsy lynx]

Yeah realistically some culture's food is probably not even represented in some areas because it just wouldn't appeal to the locals. I've never seen authentic Mongolian food

[jaunty path]

I like mud cookies

Yummers

[drowsy lynx]

Himalayan food better bring that yak milk yogurt

[jaunty path]

Probably india due to the utter absence of food regulations

[drowsy lynx]

You're a mud cookie

[jaunty path]

Indian food is good ok

[somber stream]

https://youtube.com/shorts/Cnh4Tbx34BA
Graphic footage warning, also it's just a monkey nw

[jaunty path]

Just don't eat from a food stand over there

I've seen the video's to know better

[drowsy lynx]

Yeah the spices and dishes of Indian cuisine are great but I wouldn't go there to eat any of it

[ripe tangle]

Indian Food imo is either a 10/10 or a 1/10 depending on what you get

[drowsy lynx]

Brazilian food scares me too

[jaunty path]

I've seen some shit

[idle marten]

It scares me

Good afternoon

[ripe tangle]

bro wtf, it’s the whole thing!

[drowsy lynx]

Man squirting a whole bag of cheese onto a pizza and baking it with burning garbage

[somber stream]

As i said

The entire

Monkey

[drowsy lynx]

The Saudi camel dung bread is up there for sure

Along with balut, fuck everything about that

[ripe tangle]

I’m sorry, did you say baking it with burning garbage?

[indigo portal]

for auric storm survivor (i have it, but been a while asking for a friend) if he is 3/5 wins for example, and see's a modifier he doesn't like and does a quickplay/damnation or something else instead and dies - does it reset it? Can you do the AM's with other types of matches between, or will any other match + dying reset you?

[idle marten]

No

Wait yeah,

[indigo portal]

lol, be specific for me

im not sure which you're answering with just a yes/no

[jaunty path]

No I'm pretty sure it doesn't? As long as you don't die in another maelstrom

[idle marten]

You can take breaks, just can't die in 5 ams Ina row

[indigo portal]

ah gotcha, awesome

[idle marten]

You can die in a damnation and keep progress

[indigo portal]

so if we get "extra poxbursters extra barrels" and say "fuck that"

[idle marten]

Yeah

[indigo portal]

we can play something else

cool

[somber stream]

There's also a food blogger who ventured to a remote African village, guy stopped as a 'restaurant'

He was given tiers, 2 days old stew, 3 days old stew, 4 days old stew. Different price, of course

They have no fridge, mind

Apparently the limit is 4 days

[weary drum]

The forbidden 5th day xD

[arctic tapir]

What is the diff between Elites and Specialists?

[idle marten]

Specialist do special things likes snipers and trappers for example

[ripe tangle]

“Can’t I have a Stew that was made today?!”

and the ‘waiter’ who’s really a twelve year old who lives in the hut will say “The Cook is out today.”

[somber stream]

"different menu today"

If i recall correctly

[ripe tangle]

lmao

[earnest oyster]

does the stew come with anti diarhea medicine

[somber stream]

The 'chef' was making some sort of, mixed fruit and sauces, it was brown. I had no desire to find out what it was, and i'm sure our guy wasn't as enthusiast neither

[earnest oyster]

i saw similar travel video with hot steamed buns

guy had to take anti diarhea meds

and he was a seasoned traveler

[somber stream]

Yeah no

I don't trust just about any toilet

And the ones with those kind of food nearby? Absolute war crime

[fiery wave]

Yeah. Boosting. Usually done with bot accounts.

[slim axle]

I want
I want
I want-
More Weapons.

[earnest oyster]

nah, i'd die

[idle marten]

Same

What weapons do you have in mind?

[timber elk]

is sitting on the floor surrounded by books as he was taking a break, munching on a BLT sandwich

[visual vortex]

Like wine

[low blade]

Do I persoanlity scourge my Hive Scum into Toecutter

[visual vortex]

What

[elder merlin]

flops on

[low blade]

I cant decide if I should personality scourge my Hive Scum into Toecutter

[timber elk]

[idle marten]

BLT sounds good rn, haven't eaten yet

[visual vortex]

There's a voice called toecutter?

[timber elk]

Paul

It’s sandwich time

Not flopping time

[low blade]

No, but Male Bounty hunter would fit for being Toecutter. From Mad Max

[timber elk]

You mean a war boy?

[earnest oyster]

idk how people remember all the personality types, the only one i sorta remember is the cutthroat veteran

[low blade]

No. Toecutter. From Mad Max 1. The main villain. Not a Warboy from Fury Road

[elder merlin]

It can be both

[slim axle]

More staves for Psyker.
More Guns for Vet and also the buff of several of current Vet GunS AND FIX THE DAMNED LAS- I DONT REMENBER CARBINE WITH THE STABBY STABBY PART OR WHATEVER SO IT SHOOTES WHERE THE FUCKING IRON SIGHT IS!!! JUST FIX THE IRON SIGHT GOOD GOD-
More Hive Scum weapons
Arbites deserves nothing they already have the Dog- they have way too much.
Ogryn gets Brass Knuckles and some other guns... personally i would like a Giant Drill- Bioshock Big Daddy style on Ogryn but thats hard to justify.
Zealot? Gets long range melees lile a spear or something like that...
Am i forgetting someone? Nah.

[clever horizon]

I have like 800 hours in game

[manic widget]

bullet weapons need a slight buff, most of them are kinda useless compared to las/plasma

[slim axle]

Agreed. Make them have special ammunition.