general-chat

[native shuttle]

I can't I tried

[tulip kettle]

Missus I hope you contract hepatitis

[jaunty path]

I'll give it to u

[tulip kettle]

Go ahead then

[blazing ibex]

yeah, if they work properly

unfortunately, that tends to not happen more often than it should

[warm maple]

worship Nurgle and you too can get mega implosive hemorhoids

[native shuttle]

Grandfather protects

[jaunty path]

Sometimes bursters just dont process being pushed and keep walking

[somber stream]

stinky

[jaunty path]

Sometimes

[tulip kettle]

Nurgle will set us all free

[jaunty path]

people crash

randomly.

Nice.

[native shuttle]

I know some guys like that irl

[jaunty path]

I'm really feeling the immersion

[tulip kettle]

That's why you should always push twice just in case

[warm maple]

tweaking

[jaunty path]

[tulip kettle]

You're getting the servitor experience

[native shuttle]

Indeed

[blazing ibex]

still doesn't work sometimes

burster AI has been jank ever since scum update

they just do not work like they're supposed to at times

[warm maple]

I don't think anyone "gets" the servitor experience considering you are lobotomized.

You're just a dead person that doesn't know it

[tulip kettle]

Scum is such a bad class but I love it so much because I can basically pocket sand enemies or gas them. The rocket launcher is fun but not the best

[tulip kettle]

Pov: You were diagnosed with autism in the 1800s and they thought it was curable

[warm maple]

I like rampage+speed stims

[blazing ibex]

scum op

[warm maple]

Yes let me kill everything in 1 second

[native shuttle]

Hey I just wanted to apologize

[warm maple]

fuck man im diagnosed with autism now and people think I can be cured

I wish they were right 😭

[jaunty path]

Does anyone wanna do hazbin hotel rp

[tulip kettle]

I like speed and power along with pocket sand and melee or speed and ability charge along with uzis and rocket or gas

[tulip kettle]

HELL YEAH

[jaunty path]

@tulip kettle ur angel dust :3

[warm maple]

You have to be Vaggie

[tulip kettle]

Oh hell nah 😭🙏

[warm maple]

I put on my robe and wizard hat

[tulip kettle]

After that s2 ending I refuse

[jaunty path]

Dusty we need to rehabilate everyone in hell

[warm maple]

I feel like you are trying to joke but idk what the joke is XD

[tulip kettle]

Why did buddy walk away at the end of s2 😭🙏

[native shuttle]

I never joke

[warm maple]

Nice joke

[tulip kettle]

I'm gay and I'm a spider and I'm gay and lots of pornography of me and I'm gay

[jaunty path]

(Idfk what happened in s2 I was tired of it by the first episode cuz I hated it since s1)

[warm maple]

its not thaat bad

but yeah

😛

[tulip kettle]

They used the power of friendship (I'm not fucking joking)

[jaunty path]

The concept falls on its ass since the writers are too pussy to actually talk about redemption

[tulip kettle]

I watch in the hopes that good r34 will come out of it

[jaunty path]

That is the only good part about the show

[tulip kettle]

But sadly it's only Ai

[jaunty path]

The fuck

Are you on about

Oh yeah

[tulip kettle]

Porn

[jaunty path]

You know that fan animation

Where stolas just

Ya know

[warm maple]

blows

[tulip kettle]

Elite ball knowledge

Bird brain

[jaunty path]

Yeah he blows

[tulip kettle]

Don't we all

[cerulean dune]

new class idea: imperium law enforcement like maybe palanites or even arbites

[tulip kettle]

ELITE IDEA

[cerulean dune]

lots of shotguns and electric stun stuff maybe

[jaunty path]

That one music video was way more impactful than the entirety of hb.

Cant say shit about helluva boss but knowing viv it might as well go in the same basket

[cerulean dune]

maybe if its arbites they could even get a hound

[marsh iris]

Armored dogs

[tulip kettle]

AND THEY HAVE A PERK CALLED LONE WOLF THAT NO ONE USES BECAUSE IT GETS RID OF THE HOUND

[quartz chasm]

BATTLE OF SISTERS

[jaunty path]

As far as I'm concerned. The fanbase is in love with the concept of HB having a tangible story

[quartz chasm]

Tech Adepts

[tulip kettle]

I want skitarii

[quartz chasm]

Oversor ASSASIN

💀

[warm maple]

theres a lot of r34 of that one

[tulip kettle]

Like a real sniper class would be cool

[quartz chasm]

Yes

[jaunty path]

When HB won't acknowledge the fact jeffrey epstein 10000% exists in hazbin hotel

[jaunty path]

Wanna know why?

[warm maple]

I feel like The Assasin Cults are too strong

[quartz chasm]

Never gonna get eldari in darktide

lol

[quaint moss]

:<

[jaunty path]

In the pilot jeffrey dahmer is literally yassified

[tulip kettle]

Why r34 when we have e33 🗣️🔥🔥🔥

[warm maple]

Actually, Dark Heresy 1st edition has Assassin Initiates?

[quaint moss]

::<<

[warm maple]

So maybe that

[tulip kettle]

Parry it

[warm maple]

but that would just feel like Hive Scum 2.0

[amber delta]

we getting assassin class at some point no cap

[cerulean dune]

heretek enemies seem like theyd be cool

[jaunty path]

Charile quite literally dances around the concept of bad people redeeming themselves

[quaint moss]

🕺

[tulip kettle]

Missus please stop yapping you're becoming silly

[tulip kettle]

[jaunty path]

Im having sex with your mom

[cerulean dune]

like fighting a horrible 6 legged biomechanical tech priest

[warm maple]

redeem muh nuh

[tulip kettle]

My mum died last week

[jaunty path]

[quartz chasm]

I wanna see (Elf Assasin class but DT version) LOL kidding

[quaint moss]

i decided to darktide

[jaunty path]

Actually?

[tulip kettle]

No I just wanted to make you feel bad

[jaunty path]

Fuck you die

[quaint moss]

(dibs)

[lyric frigate]

welcome, mira.

[tulip kettle]

Oh 😭

[lyric frigate]

anyway uh

[quartz chasm]

W

[lyric frigate]

aint that shroudfield already

[jaunty path]

Next time im doubling down

[warm maple]

Hey chat, can we have tech marines thanks

[tulip kettle]

Nah she has a husband

[tulip kettle]

Go to sm2 nerd

[jaunty path]

Postponed to 2027

[warm maple]

We should be able to play a Servitor

[quartz chasm]

Next DT update in 2027

[lyric frigate]

aaaaaanyway

[quartz chasm]

💀

[warm maple]

Its canon there are combat servitors

[lyric frigate]

skitarii class...

[jaunty path]

Give us a pet servitor

Now

[lyric frigate]

SKITARII CLASS....

LET ME BECOME A SKITTLE...

[tulip kettle]

You see the entire world like pyro from tf2

[jaunty path]

They already said no skitarii

[quartz chasm]

Dawn of War 4 gonna happen faster than Darktide updates or Verm 2

[tulip kettle]

THAT'S WHAT I WAS HOPING FOR BUT WE GOT HIVE SCUM

[jaunty path]

Its probably gonna be admech

[tulip kettle]

I JUST WANT A MECHANICAL CHARACTER

[cerulean dune]

heretek class...

[quartz chasm]

Same

[cerulean dune]

let me become a biomechanical horror....

[warm maple]

cybernetics yeet

[lyric frigate]

please just let me be a mechanicus

[tulip kettle]

I'm a technophile

[quartz chasm]

Psyker also needs more staff

[lyric frigate]

i'd take a servitor at this point

just let me be a robot

[jaunty path]

Servitor is not going to be a thing

[warm maple]

Ogryn Melta or really big flame thrower

[tulip kettle]

OMG SERVITOR IS JUST A MEDIC CLASS. THAT WOULD BE TUFF

[cerulean dune]

do you also constantly gravitate towards robot characters in games that have them

[quartz chasm]

Let me see more type of Nurgle enemies

[lyric frigate]

also.

[warm maple]

Dual Melta Flamethrower with cupholder

[tulip kettle]

Yes. Literally every game

[jaunty path]

Ahem

Medic class?

Medic class???

In darktide??

[quartz chasm]

Medic 40k???

[marsh iris]

new event idea, all specialists wear carapace, even poxbursters

[warm maple]

RATLING SNIPER

RATLING SNIPER

[lyric frigate]

the fact we have all of this chaos shit but NOT nurgling enemies yet is a crime i think

[cerulean dune]

when will darktide get a melee class 🙄

[tulip kettle]

We literally don't have one yet. it'd make so much sense 😭

[tulip kettle]

We need an actual sniper for veteran

[jaunty path]

....how would it make sense

You know that like

[warm maple]

Chat im about to kroot

[quaint moss]

(hes next)

[lyric frigate]

why would the expendables get a medic

[jaunty path]

We don't have healing intentionally right

[quaint moss]

bird man :3

[tulip kettle]

Yeah 😢

[jaunty path]

The only class that can heal itself is zealot

[quaint moss]

ok sleepy tide time

[jaunty path]

And thats when you're at 1 health

[quaint moss]

(auric event)

[jaunty path]

A medic class makes

Zero sense

[tulip kettle]

I JUST WANT TO BE A MEDIC

[cerulean dune]

yeah i dont think healing outside of pickups would suit game balance

[tulip kettle]

😢

[inland mantle]

Just run scum and take heal stims

[amber delta]

toughness regen is our healing take it or leeave it

[inland mantle]

aka dont use stim lab

[jaunty path]

What you want is a support class

[cerulean dune]

has anyone ever actually done this yet

[jaunty path]

Medic is not happening

[tulip kettle]

I made my entire character for veteran a revive and support character

[inland mantle]

Norm stimms plus stimm supply get shared

Aka take med stim

Heal everyone

[jaunty path]

You are not becoming a walking medicae

[tulip kettle]

It gets me wondering tbh. Why are there just servitors randomly in areas that are overrun 😭

[cerulean dune]

yeah but like

does anyone not use stim lab

[jaunty path]

Abandoned

[inland mantle]

Yes

[tulip kettle]

I do that with Zealot

[inland mantle]

Never seen that before?

[tulip kettle]

They're just like me frfr

[cerulean dune]

they got put there as a prank

[cerulean dune]

somehow no

[inland mantle]

Damn

[tulip kettle]

Ogryn servitor 🗣️🔥

[inland mantle]

Ip grabber

[jaunty path]

Its gonna be admech for sure

[cerulean dune]

necromunda❤️

[jaunty path]

They gotta

[tulip kettle]

I hope so

[inland mantle]

FS make a poxwalker the next class for me pls

[warm maple]

Tried to post a combat servitor but the image didn't imbed 😛

[tulip kettle]

We just have to wait until next year for another class and two maps

[cerulean dune]

it it is admech i hope we get a side of the tree that focuses on being an inhuman biomechanical horror with multiple arms ❤️

[warm maple]

I think Combat Servitor is a perfect power level for a Reject group

[jaunty path]

Conversation?

[tulip kettle]

Combat servitors are crackable af

[inland mantle]

Wha

[amber delta]

cuttin costs on VA work

[warm maple]

They wouldn't have much convo but they can still talk to you a little bit

[tulip kettle]

It's just the fucking medicae station voice lines

[warm maple]

tHe medicae servitors occasionally show lucidity

[jaunty path]

How the hell are the rejects supposed to converse with a servitor

[cerulean dune]

failed lobotomy rite ❤️

[tulip kettle]

Kissing

[cerulean dune]

there are moral implications to be had on this

[warm maple]

Suck that lobotomy patients tongue

[tulip kettle]

Hell yes

[warm maple]

its what all the orderlies do anyway

[jaunty path]

Oh lets randomly subtract one of the most iconic things about darktide

[lyric frigate]

i think we gotta kill you dude

[jaunty path]

A combat servitor isn't happening lmao

[tulip kettle]

[warm maple]

Pleeaase

[tulip kettle]

A woman can't speak her mind anymore ig

[warm maple]

they have big bolters

[warm maple]

and mechadendrite arms

[jaunty path]

Charos we're putting you in a dreadnought tomb

[warm maple]

I WANT THEM TO GRIP MEEE

GRIP MEEE

TOUCH MEEE

[lyric frigate]

dude

dude we gonna kill you

you gonna die man

[jaunty path]

Why did my servitor freakness rub on you two

[warm maple]

Thats fair, I'd like to die

[tulip kettle]

I WANT A DAEMONHOST TO BREAK ME

[jaunty path]

Snaps you in half

What was I going to say

[tulip kettle]

[jaunty path]

SoB i don't think will happen

Because w*man

[tulip kettle]

It all started when I first saw EVE in Wall-E 🙏😢

[jaunty path]

And doesn't really match with cryptic idk

[inland mantle]

We already have zealot

[tulip kettle]

We just need a skin now

[jaunty path]

Dead person animated by various servos

[inland mantle]

Too much of the same for a new class

[jaunty path]

What else

Hmmm

[inland mantle]

Skin could work tbf

[tulip kettle]

Sister repentia skin when???

[jaunty path]

It has to be

Admech

[modern bobcat]

now that we have FemStudoes, we deserve Misters of Battle

[inland mantle]

The Big E himself

[jaunty path]

I don't know what else it could be

[inland mantle]

Is the new class

[warm maple]

put me in power armor baby

[tulip kettle]

Fallout

[jaunty path]

We can put you in a dreadnought

We can make you a pain servitor too

[cerulean dune]

In collaboration with Space Marine 2, we are excited to announce the newest class to Darktide, Captain Titus!

[jaunty path]

You'll be rolled around on a track with exposed nerves

[inland mantle]

Hmm

[warm maple]

In collaboration with Space Marine 2, we are excited to announce the newest class to Darktide, A MOTHER FUCKING TERMAGAUNT

[inland mantle]

Sounds like a friday night to me

[warm maple]

Or a genestealer Hybrid

[jaunty path]

And when someone's bored they can twingle their fingers in them and a very audible grrrrrrrraaahahahahahahahahahahahahaha will be heard through your vox box

[warm maple]

everyone comments on his smooth bald head and unsettling eyes

[jaunty path]

And the volume can be adjusted

Is this what you want charos

[prisma cypress]

weenor

[warm maple]

wha

[jaunty path]

ahw

[inland mantle]

[warm maple]

rocked

[inland mantle]

And stoned

[jaunty path]

Time to sleepmax

[modern bobcat]

If the Arbites left his dog unattended for too long, do you think Ogryn would try to eat it?

[inland mantle]

Yes

[modern bobcat]

[inland mantle]

Ez protein cant blame the guy

[modern bobcat]

Ogryn with a little robodog tail hanging out of his mouth, belching

when Arbitrator comes back into the room

[quaint moss]

trappers going through walls is my biggest peev

[little marten]

ITS CONFIRMED CHECK THE FILES EPSTEIN WAS A MEMBER OF THIS DISCORD!!!

[inland mantle]

Checks out

[modern bobcat]

he got banned from Xbox live

[warm maple]

monstrosity mini boss but its 40,000 Nurglings wielded Warhammers.

[inland mantle]

[little marten]

Definitely slurred on siege

[limpid vigil]

dumb question i know but how do i know a weapons dump stat?

[modern bobcat]

Check the stats when you hit "Acquire" at Brunt's armoury, you want your dump stat to be 60%

you can only roll stats there

[astral basin]

“People of Super Earth, be not afraid. We are not here to cause harm”

[modern bobcat]

or check the normal shops for weapons with correct spread

[limpid vigil]

but wich stat is the dump stat that is my question , is it like a per weapon basis or are there like standard ones

[zealous viper]

dear god they’re terrorists

[limpid vigil]

like idk mobility

[modern bobcat]

Check pinned guides and Gmelantern builds, you'll see on the weapons listed or in the guides

[amber delta]

either mobility or defense on most weapons

[modern bobcat]

general rule: mobility; defences; warp resist

[quaint moss]

rip

[modern bobcat]

if a weapon has defences, dump it, then mobility, etc

[limpid vigil]

i assume warp resist is psyker specific? Cuz ive never seen that before

[quaint moss]

makes since

[limpid vigil]

he was also into fnaf r34

wich is something i did not want to know

[dire kayak]

im gonna have a breakdown if joe ogryn was in the epstein files

[quaint moss]

3million files🥲

[limpid vigil]

with 2 mil more to go

[astral basin]

Apparently
The bots are swedish arrowhead doesn’t exist

[quaint moss]

jogryn

[zealous viper]

i think their text was already swedish

[limpid vigil]

i mean most wizards are sweedish so why not robots

[quaint moss]

liberty sweet

[limpid vigil]

(noita refrence)

[quaint moss]

love that game

i might die, like 1000 times, but its great

[limpid vigil]

my bad , i consfused sweedish and finnish

noita is finnish

apologies

[limpid vigil]

i beat it only once

never again

[quaint moss]

im thinking about trying the sun ending

but im a dumbass, and didnt realise that there is only 5 max health upgrades per WORLD

so id keep going down

when i shoulda been world hopping

[somber stream]

Cyborg soon

Those fuckers can sprint and punch you in the face

[zenith pollen]

Thats the first thing i see opening discord it will be an intresting day

[dire kayak]

cyborg tomorrow

trust

[somber stream]

Ok cyborg morrow

[quaint moss]

completely normal, whaaa... your cwazy

[zenith pollen]

If thats completly normal list of your top 5 fnaf characters you goon to

[quaint moss]

PROPROSOUS, "so on todays top 10, Number toy...."

[modest flume]

But they said don't be afraid

They mean no harm

[zenith pollen]

Placing toy chica in top chica in number 10 will make ppl go with pitchforks and torches after you

[inland mantle]

[little marten]

lol really

[quaint moss]

no, that would be putting ballon boi anywhere in that list
and at that point, you deserve death

[quaint moss]

yes

[tired steeple]

Buuurp finished my AOS game with gf

She won

Hopefully we can get to fantasy or 40k

[quaint moss]

aos?

[amber delta]

aos more like ass

[tired steeple]

The game is fun at least

[tired steeple]

Age of sigmar

[somber stream]

You trust their clanking asses?

[tired steeple]

Fun game. Setting and lore suck balls

[quaint moss]

what the sigmar

[zenith pollen]

The fact even that crossed your mind is enough for ppl to hunt you down ngl

[quaint moss]

clanking ass😅

[quaint moss]

this would be less than optimal for my health

[slim flicker]

i do but serve the infantry lasgun gods

[idle marten]

Good morning

[slate skiff]

good mourning

[idle marten]

Is it a sad mourning?

[timber elk]

Hi every

Damnit

Hi everyone

[idle marten]

Lol good morning

[rocky radish]

Every day is a fun day on the Mourningstar

[glacial minnow]

Hi

what's new in this game? I haven't played for months

[arctic escarp]

damn Im playing Darktide again..

[inland mantle]

Depending how long 1-2 new classes a new operation and a mortis map too

[idle marten]

It's great

[glacial minnow]

I'm about to do same lol

[idle marten]

Relative, everyone got reworked

[glacial minnow]

I got so rusty

[glacial minnow]

damn I missed a lot

[idle marten]

Vet got a new weapon, new marks on the bolt guns

[rare pulsar]

Wich are poopoo

[idle marten]

I like the spearhead one but the bolt pistol is eh

[rare pulsar]

They are both doodoo imo.

[inland mantle]

😔

[rare pulsar]

Unless u use bistol on scum

[inland mantle]

Anything is good on scum tbf

[rare pulsar]

Pretty much

[idle marten]

I use then fine on auric, bolt pistol with leathal proxy

[glacial minnow]

think I will try arbites this time

[rare pulsar]

Using bistol for ur nades doesnt make the gun good

Its just makes ur nades good

[idle marten]

I use it for the gun on zealot

[rare pulsar]

Why tho?

[idle marten]

Cause it's fun? The aoe is nice

[formal mortar]

Because they can and they enjoy it

[idle marten]

Literally

[formal mortar]

Much like you enjoy spouting your bullshit repeatedly

[rare pulsar]

[formal mortar]

Stop being annoying

[idle marten]

Who?

[formal mortar]

Not you man

[idle marten]

Making sure

[formal mortar]

Pretty obvious who it was

[idle marten]

I get it, everyone is allowed their own opinion. At the end of the day it's a game just ment for enjoyment

[rare pulsar]

Cant even ask a question without triggering u lol

[idle marten]

No hard feelings

[formal mortar]

Yeah an opinion is an opinion but the constant egging on gets annoying to see

[rare pulsar]

Huh?!?

Maybe sit down and vent somewhere else

[zenith pollen]

Its 2026 we dont have opinions anymore we only follow what a youtuber with highest ammount of subs says

[idle marten]

Everyone is welcome to do or say what they want within the rules

[zenith pollen]

Im out of touch what happend?

[idle marten]

Nothing much

[rare pulsar]

I dared to ask why he uses the bistol.

[arctic escarp]

I use the bolt pistol

[timber elk]

is eating a Ruben sandwich mining his own business

[idle marten]

Reubens are so good

[timber elk]

Yeah!

[rare pulsar]

What is a Reuben?

[idle marten]

Sandwich

[timber elk]

A sandwich that has cornbeef, cheese, sauerkraut and thousand island dressing.

[idle marten]

So freaking good

[timber elk]

And I’m currently eating one and minding my business :3

[rare pulsar]

Sounds tasty

[idle marten]

Is very tasty, enjoy your sandwich

[timber elk]

Also helldivers 2 discord is having a melt down

[idle marten]

Whats going on?

[timber elk]

It’s kinda funny so I’m eating a sandwich while watching

[rare pulsar]

Thats nothing new

[trail bramble]

bots are winning or something

[idle marten]

Lol when aren't they?

[rare pulsar]

I left that server ages ago its just stupid

[idle marten]

Last I played was malevalon

[rare pulsar]

I think the new update is great

[timber elk]

So the automatons have hacked the discord and are saying they aren’t wishing to cause harm and that the helldivers have been lied to by their leaders

[rare pulsar]

Great optimization

Good new stuff to unlock

[idle marten]

Ah so some lore stuff is going down, I'm sure they are building up to something

[timber elk]

But because nobody knows how to use a google binary translator or a translator in general. The stinkies are freaking out

[timber elk]

Because the cyborgs are coming back

[idle marten]

Coming back? Didn't know they left

[thick coyote]

The Helldivers are about to breach Cyberstan as well

[timber elk]

Well I mean they never left but they are joining the fight

[idle marten]

Ah

[trail bramble]

super earth imprisoned all the cyborgs in work camps or some shit

[thick coyote]

And the death star blueprints got leaked

[rare pulsar]

Ah i thought it was some drama or smth

[idle marten]

[timber elk]

They always been on cyberstan but now that the helldivers are be lining it towards cyber. The cyborgs are reactiving the siege mech protocols and cyborgs are joining the fight

[timber elk]

Nah I’m not that kinda of person. I hate drama

[idle marten]

Yeah, me too

[timber elk]

Which honestly I don’t know how true the cyborgs words hold since I literally see the cyborgs children (the bots) Turing corpses into bio-fuel, putting heads on piles and mountains of bodies of non-combatant fighters.

So it’s whatevs

I’m just watching the monkeys freaking out over the type writer right now munches on his sandwich since it was like the size of his head

[thick coyote]

It's just the younglings having fun

Let the boys be boys

Or whatever the saying

[timber elk]

Noooo some of the peps in the discords are really taking this seriously

[idle marten]

Some people really get into it

[teal token]

E

[trail bramble]

the lore in HD1 was that cyborgs were peaceful transhumanists and only became soldiers because of constant super earth intervention

[inland mantle]

F

[teal token]

Helllo Phrog thy Fancy

[timber elk]

Like some of them are literally posting biography long texts of motivation

[idle marten]

Hello Jerry o7

[timber elk]

Some of them are literally threating others who are translating it

[timber elk]

Still doesn’t help the heads on pikes

[teal token]

Bing chiling in VC?

[idle marten]

Yeah we about to run havoc, your free to join

[timber elk]

Oh listen to this one guys

[idle marten]

All ears

[timber elk]

One of the helldivers said fuck you clankers, I’ll spill more oil than BP ever did.

Like all caps and stuff

[idle marten]

Sounds like hell divers, they get into it

[timber elk]

And uh……now some of them are roleplaying as bots typing in binary?

And I thought I was the goofball

[formal mortar]

Yeah some always have been role-playing as bots

[idle marten]

Wow, you like what you like

[timber elk]

No like this is legit straight up binary

[formal mortar]

Yeah, since the discord started there have been players doing binary. Probably have more due to the event

[thick coyote]

Well, now's the time for it

[idle marten]

Meet some like minded individuals

[timber elk]

Actually wait hold on

[idle marten]

Good for them

[formal mortar]

They just cant rp it in game easily without teamkillers

[timber elk]

So it turns out it was one of the devs typing in binary in general-3 and he said in binary “but your my favorite general chat”

And he just got threatened for his arm to be turned into a super back scratch

[trail bramble]

it's all people having fun

it'll be fine

[timber elk]

Oh I know!

That’s why I’m eating a sandwich while watching

[trail bramble]

ahhh I thought you were whinging, you're just giving us the play by play

[timber elk]

No no no.

If I was whining you would know

Because I would be swearing a lot more

[idle marten]

@trail bramble is that zhezu with glasses?

[somber stream]

Smelldivers lmao

[idle marten]

[trail bramble]

yeah

[idle marten]

Nasty bro, I'm sorry

[timber elk]

Yes it’s the fleshlight monster from monster hunter dos with sunglasses

[trail bramble]

khezu is actually from monster hunter 1

he's a genuine genwunner

[timber elk]

Oh my b

I only play rise, world and wilds.

Forgive my transgressions old veteran of the wilds

[idle marten]

Try the stories spinoffs

I really like rise but iv played all the modern games, the other ones are before my time

[timber elk]

I like rise because Valstrax is in it :3

He’s such a cool monster

[trail bramble]

I also hopped in with the 5th gen, but I've gone back and played a few of the old ones

Freedom unite, 4 ultimate and generations ultimate, namely

[idle marten]

They look cool, they are a pain to play tho

[trail bramble]

oh for sure

but there is a je ne sais quoi to them

[idle marten]

What does that mean?

[amber delta]

punch automaton child in the face with a breaching hammer

[trail bramble]

French for "I can't quite say"

[idle marten]

Ah

[trail bramble]

Meaning in this context something unique that's hard to describe

[idle marten]

I get that

[teal token]

Benana

[dire kayak]

🤤

[somber stream]

"Freedom. We have never experienced Freedom."

Well, open up baby

200 million doses of Freedom coming right up

[arctic tapir]

You should be able to fuse 3 curios of the same stat level to increase the stat by 1

so like 3 16% toughness curios makes 1 17% toughness curio

[obtuse oak]

lol you weren't kidding

[timber elk]

It’s nice but….its a video game at the end of the day

[amber delta]

would you say it's just a tabletop game to every author who wrote horus heresy

[thick coyote]

Yes actually

It's always right to slander Horus

[amber delta]

correct answer, what the fuck were these people doing writing million pages about some manchildren

[crisp yoke]

How’s everyone

[shut prairie]

Since the Ogryn gets a new personality voice, does that hint that the others will too?

[wooden creek]

No

[thick coyote]

Probably but not certainly

[timber elk]

Catachan veteran voice?

[timber elk]

HEY HEY HEY

At least son of the forest is a fantastic read

[idle marten]

I think they are just trying to fill in ogryns missing three

[shut prairie]

Nah, the new orgryn voice is just an eloquent ork

[idle marten]

He reminded me of that car that eats people from regular show

[amber delta]

I dont like the new ogryn persona 😔

[shut prairie]

Also, I don't know what is fatshark's obsession with nurgle enemies but man it's kinda tiring now

Got that in Vermintide and now in Darktide

[amber delta]

they are the easiest to implement gameplay wise

[shut prairie]

That's true

[idle marten]

I don't mind it when there are other options but as the only enemy is a little stale

Beastmen and skaven really changed it up in my opinion

[shut prairie]

Yeah

I guess they're really restricting themselves with the inquisition

So not really going to other worlds

[fading otter]

Idk Khorne seems pretty easy, generic berserkers and angry dude gameplay

Nurgle you have to deal with the plague aspect

[idle marten]

Technically we have 2 factions but it's not very unique

[shut prairie]

While that does make sense, I get why they didn't put them in since Khorne is more heads on

They probably don't care about intrigue and secret places and just want to destroy everything

[amber delta]

but you dont get zombie hordes and probably less variety

[fading otter]

Couldn’t you literally just take pox Walker hordes, take away tentacles/diseases and say they were driven mad by Khorne lmao

[shut prairie]

And ngl having 4 people defeat a huge Khorne horde is insane ngl

though I guess that argument doesn't make sense when it's a Nurgle horde

[limpid vigil]

tbh i could be more specific but i don't wanna be

also how weird is it that ogryn does not have a meelee that is a hammer

[shut prairie]

Sadly that's Zealot only weirdly enough

[limpid vigil]

i mean technically even ogryn does have a hammer , at least the enemy kind'

[timber elk]

ELLO GOVNER

[limpid vigil]

although its mostly concrete and rebar but it is hammer shaped

[limpid vigil]

i wonder where that trope comes from

even tmnt had it

[thick coyote]

Trust me the ogryn hammer leak will be real

[idle marten]

Yeah that guy

[thick coyote]

In 2028

[limpid vigil]

i just wanna whack a rotter with my ogryn

[timber elk]

FUCK YOU I WANT MY 40,000 HAMMERS NOW

he spazzs out screaming as he wants a hammer while being taken to a padded room

[thick coyote]

Will a leaked model suffice

[limpid vigil]

wanthammer want hammer wanhammer warhammer

[timber elk]

Oof

[idle marten]

I want ogryn knuckles

[limpid vigil]

why is it leaking

is it hatsune miku ?

[timber elk]

Because it’s the femboy model of warhammer

What the fuck did I just say?

[thick coyote]

I thought Miku had a spring onion

[limpid vigil]

you said - Because it’s the femboy model of warhammer

[limpid vigil]

she has a leek

[timber elk]

I know what I said I’m questioning why I said it

[limpid vigil]

cuz you need a femboy asap?

[timber elk]

No I think I need another Rueben sandwiche

[limpid vigil]

spring onions are very thin , she has a leek like farfetched in pokemon

[thick coyote]

I think I just got Mandela effect'd

Lol

[limpid vigil]

they do look similar but spring onions are much smaller and their leaves are more tube like in apperance

where as leeks are more layered

like a vertical onion

[thick coyote]

Onion, like ogres

[wheat sphinx]

@shut prairienice pfp mate

[thick tulip]

Say something about Cadia. I know you want to!

[timber elk]

Fuck cadia

[formal mortar]

its already been

[wheat sphinx]

I LOVE Cadia

[timber elk]

CADIA IS THE BIGGEST SHIT HOLE AROUND. I RATHER LIVE IN NECRUMUNDA OR A ORK CAMP🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️❗️❗️❗️❗️

[formal mortar]

Da Boyz

[wheat sphinx]

N o no no

[fiery wave]

Cadia Sand.

[inland mantle]

More like dust

[lilac crag]

FOR CREED

[fiery wave]

Well, the larger bits do count as sand than dust though.

[inland mantle]

Still gone either way

[fiery wave]

Oh, I know. Plus, puns the classic line.

[feral vessel]

what the fuck is going on in the HD2 discord lmao

[thick coyote]

Automaton invasion

[feral vessel]

Oh, and good morning, afternoon or evening.

[shut prairie]

Wtffff

[timber elk]

Don’t worry about it. They are just being goofballs

[shut prairie]

If it's so strong then why did the planet break amirite?

[timber elk]

Also hi merp

[feral vessel]

hi lamball

[feral vessel]

Doesn't seem like soldiering to me.

[timber elk]

To give you a run down it’s just the bots or cyborgs saying they come in peace. They don’t mean harm and that the super earth leaders have lied to the helldivers.

I literally translated it from binary from Swedish to English

I mean….i kinda find that a little bit of a lie when I find my friends head on a spike but that’s besides the point.

[wheat sphinx]

Wdym wtf? It's a dragonborn!

[shut prairie]

No yeah I'm saying wtfffff there's another dragonborn

[wheat sphinx]

I'm a full on dragon

not a dragonborn

[feral vessel]

There's dragonborn in the server?

[timber elk]

“YOU CANT PLAY A DRAGON IN DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS?!”

[wheat sphinx]

Yes I can

I am unironiaclly doing it

in a few campaigns

[feral vessel]

I think we should maybe upload a zip bomb to the Automaton mainframe.

[thick coyote]

A dragon or a dragon hybrid ?

#nottruedragonplayer

[timber elk]

It’s whatevs to me I just eating a sandwich watching the discord go into full chaos

[feral vessel]

That is quite based.

[wheat sphinx]

an anthro dragno

[fiery wave]

Play an X dragon disciple. Or just third party or homebrew.

[feral vessel]

Not a dragon in the traditional sense, ta-ta?

[fiery wave]

There's even a full dragon only third party campaign and rules.

[wheat sphinx]

:(

[feral vessel]

I'm just saying.

[fiery wave]

Best not played with normal races due to how OP dragons are.

[timber elk]

Well I like to think of myself as the comical relief that is a major goofball

And than I can have moments where I can eat a good Rueben sandwich and watch someone else’s chaos unfold

Also it’s kinda funny seeing people post long paragraph length texts in the discord too

[thick coyote]

#nottruedragonplayer

[feral vessel]

This is true.

I've been told before (by absolutely nobody) that I speak a lot like Rogal Dorn from TTS.

[timber elk]

Hank posted one in the gen if you scroll up a bit

[feral vessel]

Is this true?

[timber elk]

No. gives em the Rogal dorn look

[feral vessel]

That makes sense.

Considering that I am not Rogal Dorn.

[timber elk]

No. Rogal dorn is a factional character in the franchise warhammer 40,000k. You are a real biological being. gives them the Rogal dorn look

[amber delta]

warhammer 40,000,000

[faint charm]

yay havoc level 30

[low blade]

Just saw someone call an ASMR vid "Mommyslop"

[white nacelle]

🥹

we be calling everything slop atp

what is darktide then?

hammerslop?

[wind wing]

Hordeslop

[white nacelle]

zealotslop

[feral vessel]

sloptide

[timber elk]

“Yay I can’t wait to play left 4 dead 2 with mods-“

dies of cringe mods

[rocky moat]

truth nuke

[feral vessel]

hey, i play modded l4d2

[timber elk]

Did I say your mods are cringe?

[feral vessel]

unlike most of the lot I do not play with any suggestive-natured mod

No, I'm just saying.

really

[timber elk]

Show me your mod list

Show. Me. Sinner.

[feral vessel]

i have it in a modpack hold on

[thick coyote]

Meleeslop

[timber elk]

That’s vermintide

[white nacelle]

i thought it would be rotund fish diner where they cook slop the old fashioned way....

[feral vessel]

round fish

someone pull up the high gothic name for 'fat fish'

google translators says

'crassus piscis'

[timber elk]

Female tau warrior

[feral vessel]

Diversity.

[timber elk]

Fine.

[white nacelle]

Squalus Obesus for Fat shark

[feral vessel]

plus it makes more sense for a group of 3 imperials to stick with a tau than with an eldar

To me, at least

[timber elk]

I honestly thought for a second it was some gooner stuff

[feral vessel]

No, but it's literally the only Tau mod on the workshop as far as I know.

[timber elk]

But no it just some tau chick in armor

[amber delta]

tau chick in armour in goonslop

[white nacelle]

pairing tau and imperials definetly sounds much more sane, cus the alternative grouping is just 2 racist uncles in contras with eachother

[fiery wave]

Just weeb mods, right?

[timber elk]

Who is rapi merp?

[fiery wave]

Like Touhou models.

[feral vessel]

a chick from nikke

[timber elk]

I don’t know what nikke is

[feral vessel]

good

Then don't go looking.

Trust me.

[low blade]

Getting chainsworded in half and complaining its killslop

[feral vessel]

it's all just slop

[timber elk]

Well it looks like a warhammer fan mod list so….nothing to special

[feral vessel]

Glad it passes the lamb check..

[timber elk]

[feral vessel]

I would do a Papers Please reference but I've played that game way too long ago.

[timber elk]

I wanted to play that game but never got the chance

[feral vessel]

You can play the free prequel, if you want.

It's not entirely the same but it is somewhat similar.

Republia Times should be online.

[shut prairie]

imagine if a dragonborn suddenly appeared to people in the imperium

[feral vessel]

Clobbered to death by peasants within a minute.

[modern bobcat]

did I miss something???

[low blade]

They'd grab each limb and pull him apart like Mongolian horsemen

[white nacelle]

if dragonborn isnt going to get clubbed like a baby seal, then hes defo getting stolen by inquisition

[feral vessel]

weirder shit happens on the fringe

[shut prairie]

ngl if a dragonborn exists they probably think it's a warp demon

[white nacelle]

ghoul stars dont spare shit

[feral vessel]

We were talking about my L4D2 modpack.

[modern bobcat]

he wouldn't be particularly special, just a type of psyker (who would probably be eaten by the emperor)

[feral vessel]

You can be the judge, as well, if you're brave enough, I guess.

[amber delta]

we just categorising slop

what kind of slop are you

[feral vessel]

fifty shades of slop

i personally think im cheeseslop

[outer tartan]

I'm technoslop

[white nacelle]

unemploymentslop

[shut prairie]

Gameslop

[thick coyote]

Sleepslop

🛌

[feral vessel]

i really vibe with that one audio clip of wolfer laughing like a madman

i think it's relevant

[amber delta]

wolfer sounds like a chill boss

[fading otter]

Cackleslop

[white nacelle]

another inquisitorial strike team hit his nerve so hard instead of screaming in pain he just laughed

[shut prairie]

Wolfer did nothing wrong, we need to blame the imperium

[feral vessel]

moebian 6th should do a few episodes of undercover boss

[white nacelle]

wolfer is missing out on whimsical shenanigans in his company

[shut prairie]

Ngl

Slaanesh or Tzeentch would be more whismy

Compared to nurgle, so it's understandable why

[feral vessel]

too busy getting absolutely obliterated by his admonition boss lady

to properly lead the war effort

[shut prairie]

He wants to be punished by his dommy mommy

[white nacelle]

tzeentch is impossible to characterize properly and slaanesh....... weeeeeeeeeellllll

slaanesh would just be Epstein shit but on Atoma Prime

[amber delta]

I fear nurgle fits Epstein too given recent discoveries

[white nacelle]

jeff e tryna become new belakor

[modern bobcat]

those darktide voice actor videos look like they had to record in somebody's cupboard, in a basement

maybe they keep the voice actors in a sound proofed dungeon

[feral vessel]

it looks like the average commie block apartment

[fading otter]

Who voices female professional?

[feral vessel]

including the laminate panels on the walls

[shut prairie]

Actuallg

[modern bobcat]

you're not dispelling the dungeon theory

[shut prairie]

Is the Darktide group specifically the Ordo Hereticus?

[feral vessel]

Yes.

[shut prairie]

Bruh

[feral vessel]

Grendyl is an Ordo Hereticus Lord Inquisitor

[shut prairie]

Man

[feral vessel]

wdym 'bruh' we are the coolest inquisitorial ordo

[shut prairie]

I know but i thought we were more of a

Generalist one

So in the future we can fight xenos

Or daemons

[idle marten]

Gang whats our favorite style of eggs?

[modern bobcat]

OR a ghost from the Brahms rogue trader dynasty who haunts the Mourningstar and who is pretending to be an Inquisitor for ?!?!Reasons?!??

[shut prairie]

soft boiled

[fading otter]

Century

[shut prairie]

yooo that's delicious too

[idle marten]

Soft boiled is good

[idle marten]

[feral vessel]

ain't a voidship if it doesn't have a ghost or two

[thick coyote]

Seroca Davis iirc

[feral vessel]

omelette

[fading otter]

Thank you🙏

[shut prairie]

I wanna have my zealot cosplay a sister of battle, but the fact that most of it must be paid is bleh

they gotta make money somehow

[modern bobcat]

if they add Havoc levels above 40, they should enable friendly fire for 41-50

[shut prairie]

immolation grenades gonna go crazy

[idle marten]

I make a killer mushroom and spinach omelette

[wheat sphinx]

Sisters of Battle based

[polar robin]

is it okay to go Dueling Sword with vet?

[timber elk]

That….actually sounds pretty healthy

Give it to me

Give. It. To. Me.

[quartz mantle]

Hello chat

[timber elk]

Greetings cat in a cola bottle.

[idle marten]

Bro I'll cook you a platter don't try me

Hello Winston

[quartz mantle]

Greetings 🐑

[grand terrace]

how to regen throwing knife ammo? on shivs

[timber elk]

You kill specials

Or elites

[grand terrace]

with the throwing knife?

[timber elk]

No. You kill enemies with the shivs to regen throwing knife’s

[grand terrace]

ok ty

[quartz mantle]

Hello frog

what class do you recommend chat

[thick coyote]

It's ok to play whatever
But to answer your question
Yes

[shut prairie]

I hope they make that an actual c,ass

[green beacon]

def not v*t
don't join those filthy v*t mains smh smh

[shut prairie]

if not I'll stay as a wannabe

[quartz mantle]

I thought of zealot

Zealot seems pretty chill

[polar robin]

thanks

[polar robin]

not really 💀

[wheat sphinx]

ehhh

that's Zealot

[green beacon]

it is pretty chill I'm ngl

[quartz mantle]

Full faith to the emperor

[polar robin]

for me ogryn is the chillest with the tank build

[quartz mantle]

Ogryn is probably the closest class that reminds me of a space marine in

Big buff boy

[shut prairie]

Zealot is the least chill of them all

[fading otter]

If only they’d give him a power fist of some kind

[polar robin]

he did have slap tho lmao

[green beacon]

he hits ult and walks around for like 5 seconds that's lowk chill

[polar robin]

that’s actually a good point lmao

[shut prairie]

True

"Look at my shiny relic"
"Damn that relic really is shiny"

[dire kayak]

[fiery wave]

That's emergency pause button because puppo needed pats.

[idle marten]

He's like bling bling from Jonny test

[quartz mantle]

Ogryn is that guy she tells you not to worry about

[fading otter]

And she means it because he’s too much of a bro too ever make a move

[dire kayak]

goober hotline

[fair bridge]

it's so cold

[hazy kestrel]

Go inside.

[dire kayak]

not for long

wait until i find you

[hazy kestrel]

IMMEDIATE RESTRAINING ORDER.

[dire kayak]

💔

they can't contain my sillyness

[idle marten]

Have they ever tried?

[dire kayak]

they always try

[dire kayak]

and they never succeed

[idle marten]

What are the repercussions of one who tries?

[fair bridge]

me when i fuckin get you

[dire kayak]

cat bites

[dire kayak]

w<

[hazy kestrel]

Man, I want to take my doggo for a walk. However, I don’t want them to turn into a pupsicle.

[rotund mountain]

Hallo

[fair bridge]

the wind chill is so insane

[dire kayak]

cat bites and stage 4 lung cancer

but mostly cat bites

[idle marten]

Hey

[rotund mountain]

How art thou

[idle marten]

Good what about you?

[feral vessel]

why you racist towards vets though

[rotund mountain]

Good good

[idle marten]

Gald to hear

[rotund mountain]

They not bad, sah

[idle marten]

Vet is the only class I struggle to play. I have master of war on everyone but them

[rotund mountain]

I like vet

But I mostly flip flop beteeeb Ogryn and Arbites

[green beacon]

why not

[wheat sphinx]

Trying to get all Arby penaces...

[cosmic burrow]

cool

[molten charm]

they should add a penance for never using a ranged attack, melee attack, or grenade
dog only mission

[idle marten]

Private only then

Which one of you goofballs broke my internet

[green beacon]

me

for you harbor thoughts of playing vet

[idle marten]

So you decide to crawl around my walls and chew on wires?

[green beacon]

[idle marten]

[rotund mountain]

I’m focusing on getting the red armor with cape one

I can’t remember what it’s called tho

[drowsy lynx]

Good cop / bad cop shit

[idle marten]

I wish we got a red reskins of the paid cosmetics

[molten charm]

imo the best way to handle colors would be to add a color editor with three selectable colors: primary, secondary, detail
that would solve the issue where you find a really badass helmet but it only comes in a stupid color that's incompatible with the rest of your kit

also it's tabletop accurate

[rotund mountain]

Could help me with my current Ogryn loadout

[idle marten]

Yeah but then you can't charge recolors

[rotund mountain]

Cuz he’s from Cadia but the armor and hat aren’t really Cadian colors

And now it’s bugging me

[ancient violet]

Go to #ogryn-class

[rotund mountain]

[green beacon]

can't wait to turn my character into a lightbulb

[shut prairie]

Isn't there an actual Cadia cosmetic?

But you need to buy it

and it's not in rotation

[rotund mountain]

There are

I guess I just keep missing it lol

[shut prairie]

Yeah

[worn halo]

[rotund mountain]

[visual vortex]

Vet is so gud tho

[green beacon]

counterpoint they deserve nothing

3 billion more nerfs to survivalist

100 more tax nodes

[visual vortex]

Ogryn and vet are the only real classes

The others do not exist

[little marten]

Nurgle has no claim on Epstein please stop pushing this fake news narrative

[feral vessel]

who the fuck does then

do any of the chaos gods even want bro

[shut prairie]

Slaanesh is there

[little marten]

No I think he belongs to the inquisition

Inquisitor Epstein

[feral vessel]

I'll have to contact a specialist for this.
@brazen pelican sorry if I woke you up or interrupted anything important but I need something verified

[sleek harness]

Can't wait for the new automaton units and planet

[little marten]

Is there?

[sleek harness]

The 5th chaos god

[somber stream]

Factory world, Cyberstan

[feral vessel]

The Dark King?

[sleek harness]

Who

[feral vessel]

..I don't think I'll elaborate on that.

[sleek harness]

Is the Dark King dark

[elder merlin]

Some might say black even

[sleek harness]

Paul

Tell me what is the point of bombing Lesath

[elder merlin]

A tad bit racist to give him the title just cause of his skin tone though

If you ask me

[elder merlin]

Listen, i just goto a planet and cause a ruckus, i dont pay attention to the briefing

[somber stream]

https://www.reddit.com/r/Helldivers/comments/1qwpev9/theyre_making_baseless_propaganda_now/

lol

lmao, even

[ancient violet]

I think Epstein is the 5th chaos God

[elder merlin]

Your mom is the 6th

[idle marten]

[ancient violet]

I have 2 dads

[idle marten]

Do the ogryns have their own god?

[rotund mountain]

The Emprah

[gloomy tartan]

Ornstien and Smough ?

[idle marten]

Oh, makes sense

[ancient violet]

No

[gloomy tartan]

Damn they would be cool dads

[sleek harness]

The cyborgs are trying to say to us to not help on the war

[feral vessel]

there is no war on lesath

[somber stream]

They're doing full blown propaganda, there's a official reverse helldivers banner any everything

[rotund mountain]

A Skaven? Here? In the 41st millennium?

[sleek harness]

Theres still bot buildings and probably some alive on bunkers

[feral vessel]

Tastes really good, by the way.

[somber stream]

#zealot-class message

[sleek harness]

Who the fuck are you

[ancient violet]

What if Warhammer Fantasy is just the sequel of Warhammer 40k

[rotund mountain]

Nigel, sah

[sleek harness]

Bigbang universe reset

[ancient violet]

Big bang was caused by Orks and Nids confirmed

[rotund mountain]

Sounds about right

[sleek harness]

The orks became their smarter former selfs and made a universe killing machine

I do wonder how the creators of the orks would react if they came back from the dead and saw the state of the galaxy

"Damn, I made all theses bipedal freaks?"

[feral vessel]

'welp time for another reset'

because that went so well last time

[ancient violet]

Nids and Orks having a party at the end of the universe

[elder merlin]

Your mum was so chaotic she sent your dad into the arms of another man, wild backstory

[ancient violet]

No

All three of them were in the hospital when I was born

[sleek harness]

I think what he means is that their parents are gay, Paul

Bi actually

[elder merlin]

Sounds like one of them there surrogates

[sleek harness]

Orcka which of your parents sit on the chair?

[elder merlin]

You mean your parents actually showed up to your birth? Lucky dog

[ancient violet]

Ngl it's generally funny watching straight people try to comprehend non traditional families 💀