general-chat

[visual vortex]

No

[hidden whale]

No

[dire kayak]

No

[acoustic pebble]

No

[visual vortex]

Jakka

[shut prairie]

daaamn

[acoustic pebble]

Unless you pay

[acoustic pebble]

Wat

[quaint moss]

mine is the same song ive seen 50 times on repeat

[visual vortex]

Where's my phage tree fanfic

[quaint moss]

they have a penace?

[shut prairie]

I'll pay you with a picture of my dog

[acoustic pebble]

It's being worked on. Someone asked me to do a Trapper x Fem Anarchist first

[hidden whale]

you must face the penance, brother. it will deliver your soul before the emperor

||im too sleepy||

[acoustic pebble]

What's the difficulty?

[visual vortex]

Okay, i trust y

U

[shut prairie]

Heresy

[quaint moss]

not sigma

[acoustic pebble]

Laughs in 'you-can-TOTALLY-trust-me'

[acoustic pebble]

Sure why not

[quaint moss]

whats the penace even for?

[somber stream]

I broke my youtube algorithm

[visual vortex]

Mah i like u

[shut prairie]

Just a Flesh Wound

[visual vortex]

I trust u

[shut prairie]

wait

[acoustic pebble]

No images allowed

[quaint moss]

it all people doing unregistered backflips

[acoustic pebble]

Just say the penance ya fucking glue sniffer

[sudden wolf]

@shut prairie DM me your friendcode, im looking to complete that penance too. I will invite you.

[shut prairie]

basically the needs to complete 1 heresy mission with 1 wound worth of heaoth

in under 20 mintues

[somber stream]

open youtube literally just now
f*ggot and pea recipe by BBC

[acoustic pebble]

Oh easy

[quaint moss]

a huh??????

[acoustic pebble]

I'm sorry, WHAT??

[somber stream]

https://youtu.be/pVHbWHGVYaU

I wasnt joking

[lethal solstice]

British slang

Very unfortunate british slang

[acoustic pebble]

But there was no cigarettes!

[quaint moss]

i will never click links from this server 😔

[marsh iris]

cigarettes and pea?

wth

[dire kayak]

i don't very much like that word

[visual vortex]

Okay

[somber stream]

Bri’ish innit

[visual vortex]

Cool

[dire kayak]

BBC is the what i mean

im scared of the british

[somber stream]

Oh

[shut prairie]

I like BBC tho

Don't like SBC

[quaint moss]

IM SCARED OF BIG buck cawcaw

[visual vortex]

I thought the BBC was disbanded or somethijg

[quaint moss]

chicken

[dire kayak]

that'd be my dream

[quaint moss]

i want fried chicken :>

[somber stream]

Ever seen biked beans?

[visual vortex]

I was fish

I want fish

[quaint moss]

biked?

they dont tend to do that

[somber stream]

Yeah, cooking bean while biking

[shut prairie]

can they be motorbiked?

[visual vortex]

The beans got off a biking marathon

They had a family

Licht,

You're a monster.

They had loved ones.

[quaint moss]

oh shit, i hit them with my car

[marsh iris]

dont care, ate em

[visual vortex]

Oh okay

Me too

[dire kayak]

the monthly lima bean shipment from farm subsidius 4 is 3 beans short

[somber stream]

Absolute cyclepath

[dire kayak]

thats 3 beans we can't spare cato

[visual vortex]

Tragix

[marsh iris]

hasbeans

[visual vortex]

Hashbrowns

Why eat bean when hashbrown

[quaint moss]

hashbrown is meh

[marsh iris]

i like hashbrowns

[quaint moss]

i also dont like tatertots

[visual vortex]

I love hashbrowns

It's a potato

[quaint moss]

its the texture :<

i love every other potato and cooked type

[slate skiff]

my social media feed is full of goth girls now... great

[hidden whale]

its super Alpha to get 8 hours of sleep

[visual vortex]

Take off the skin

[quaint moss]

just not hash browns ;-;

[hidden whale]

you wouldnt get it though. im kinda a lone wolf

[somber stream]

Hey duck you hashbrowns are dope

[quaint moss]

take off your skin

[visual vortex]

I tried

It didnt work

It grew back

[quaint moss]

sleeps for 9

[hidden whale]

holy fk hes super alpha...

my bad pack leader awoo

[quaint moss]

forgot to use bleach

[visual vortex]

Oh eifht

Right

I should do that to my nails

I hate nails

[quaint moss]

bad pack leader sounds like so bad 💀

[hidden whale]

uhh...

"my bad, pack leader"

[visual vortex]

Andrew tate is the lion patrolling the savannah

[earnest oyster]

the new hit anime, I am a Sigma male who only sleeps for 6 hours

[quaint moss]

oh thats better

[hidden whale]

no wonder hes sigma

[quaint moss]

salad fingers conversation

[hidden whale]

thats borderline BETA

other thing worse is what... 5 hours of sleep?

pft

[visual vortex]

I like rusty spoons

[quaint moss]

they dont sleep
eyes always open ->

[visual vortex]

But i wish i could get my nails surgically removed

[quaint moss]

i just realized your account is really new
also why? texture thing🤔

[visual vortex]

My account?

Oh

I kind of just didnt use discord for a long ehile

[quaint moss]

bro said bad words 😔

[visual vortex]

I was going to make one earlier but i was too lazy to make on

One

[visual vortex]

Bro said 😞

[quaint moss]

how do you make PETA

[visual vortex]

Kidnap another person's dog and put it down.

Then send them $50 in the mail and a fruit basket

You become peta

[quaint moss]

marks off list

[visual vortex]

Or draw an image of a horse girl with a hurt leg and upset a mentally ill fanbase

[hidden whale]

wtf lol

[visual vortex]

Or make a shitty super meat boy knockoff that ducks

[visual vortex]

They did that

Peta did that

[hidden whale]

they mustve angered the horse girl racing anime fans

[visual vortex]

They did

I forgot the name of it cuz i dont watch it

[hidden whale]

thats almost as bad as drawing Hornet dying in glue trap

monster

[quaint moss]

umasuma

[visual vortex]

But they drew an image and said if she was a real horse she wouldve been put down

[gloomy tartan]

Ooo I just had a fun event mission

[quaint moss]

also nah, its because they were trying to get the gamed banned werent they?

[gloomy tartan]

Had a zealot and a scum in my team

They were aggressive

[hidden whale]

idk, who cares what PETA thinks

[quaint moss]

and it back fired
BECAUSE PETA is evil

[gloomy tartan]

We just pushed everything

[visual vortex]

The reaction wasnt exactly as bad as the roblox community when david said he was going to remove 2D faces

[gloomy tartan]

Bro sometimes I dead ass can’t tell if a scum is a lady or a guy

[hidden whale]

peta already lost any audience that would care by fighting the stupidest battles

[gloomy tartan]

Until they talk in game lmao

[visual vortex]

Now they're casting 4000 year old ancient curses on david and drawing him deformed

[quaint moss]

theres one quick way to tell i guess🤷‍♂️

[visual vortex]

They even googoogaga-ified him

[hidden whale]

wtf are you saying

[visual vortex]

Me?

[hidden whale]

they turned him into a baby?? ;.;

[visual vortex]

Yeah

[quaint moss]

super tofu boy

[visual vortex]

I have an image of ot

[gloomy tartan]

I’m a big fan of the visor the added to the one helm

Antax mk 3 conclave issue tact helm

My fave helm now

[visual vortex]

Send pi ture

Picture

[quaint moss]

@hazy kestrel pls blow the world up

[twin flower]

turned who into a baby?

[visual vortex]

David bazucki

Roblox cro

[astral basin]

Does anyone have a say on the alcohol known as Kraken?

[gloomy tartan]

My metal feet don’t rust

But they sure do itch

Call it phantom pain

[quaint moss]

me

[gloomy tartan]

I call it a bitch

[visual vortex]

They have been positing eldritch horror variations of david for the past like week

[gloomy tartan]

Can’t Itch my metal feet. My hands are too soft

[quaint moss]

its taste like jager but kick twice as hard@astral basin

[uneven ermine]

Decent dark rum

[gloomy tartan]

I like spiced rum

Dark as hell

Wanna feel like jack sparrow

[quaint moss]

i recommend mixing it for a nice rum and [___] (pepsi)

[gloomy tartan]

We getting hearty yo ho’s in this mother fucker

[astral basin]

Idk what jager is but

[visual vortex]

Nah get moonshine

Burn a hole in your stomach

[gloomy tartan]

Man I drank enough vodka

I don’t need more moonshine

That shit just tastes like heat lol

Although drinking to establish dominance is funny

[hidden whale]

ew alcohol

[astral basin]

I thought Kraken was a rum

[gloomy tartan]

It is

[quaint moss]

it is

[gloomy tartan]

Kraken is a stupid strong run

[hidden whale]

no its a giant octopus

[quaint moss]

it taste like

[gloomy tartan]

It tastes like ass

[hidden whale]

or... squid...?

[gloomy tartan]

But god is it strong

[astral basin]

I dont have Pepsi but i do have
Mug rb and dr p

[quaint moss]

it taste yummers

[gloomy tartan]

Kraken tastes like pain

[quaint moss]

EVEN BETTER

[gloomy tartan]

Kraken makes me feel like I’m in the movie light house

With vampire man and green goblin

It tastes like fucking light house fuel

[quaint moss]

(jaegar taste like black liquorice)

[gloomy tartan]

Kraken is so stupid strong and tastes so god damn strong you will end up sweating in a bath tub

[visual vortex]

I drink a lot of water

[gloomy tartan]

It’s fucking 94 proof

Just drink a Long Island iced tea unless you like the taste of pain

Y’all like horchata ?

[visual vortex]

I like milk

[gloomy tartan]

How did we start drinking milk

Did some guy go yo that animal has milk

I want milk

Some caveman staring at a cow

[visual vortex]

Probably

[quaint moss]

legend goes, starvation

[gloomy tartan]

I wonder if donkeys were a thing forever

Did we make donkeys

[visual vortex]

We made lemons

[gloomy tartan]

I mean mules

Fuck lol

[visual vortex]

And broccoli

[quaint moss]

look in a mirror, youll see one

[gloomy tartan]

Did mules naturally occur before humans breed them you think?

[visual vortex]

Im bot sure

Search it up

Okay they were

We made them

Mules are a mixed between a male donkey and a female horse

[gloomy tartan]

So they CAN naturally occur

But shits rare as fuck

It’s mainly a thing we did

[hidden whale]

breastfeeding...?

[visual vortex]

Desire for milk

[gloomy tartan]

I ment other animals milk

[hidden whale]

better question

how tf do you milk an almond

[visual vortex]

Squeeze it

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah

[hidden whale]

fr?

[gloomy tartan]

Fruit and juices and all that

[visual vortex]

I think

[gloomy tartan]

I imagine it’s all crushing it

[visual vortex]

You can milj a cockroach

[gloomy tartan]

I mean coconuts have milk

[quaint moss]

on main?

[whole bough]

some guy went: if animal babies can drink it then so can we

[hidden whale]

on god

on the EMPEROR

[jaunty path]

some animals can drink beer

[quaint moss]

they then shit themselves to death

[modern bobcat]

There's no such thing as almond/oat/etc milk; almond milk is made by soaking almonds in water until they leech out the proteins/flavour

[gloomy tartan]

Animal eat fermented fruit to get drunk

[modern bobcat]

so it's almond water

[visual vortex]

I know

[gloomy tartan]

Some even ferment the fruit on purpose

[visual vortex]

I heard one called humans can

Crazy

[gloomy tartan]

There is almond milk in stores tho

[quaint moss]

elephants and mice

[gloomy tartan]

How tf you going to say it’s not called milk

[quaint moss]

plus racoons

[teal token]

E

[modern bobcat]

Yes, and it's not milk

[gloomy tartan]

It’s called milk tho

[modern bobcat]

Milk requires a mammary gland

[gloomy tartan]

And

[modern bobcat]

the same way you require a brain but lack one

[gloomy tartan]

How do you know they didn’t give the almonds that

[quaint moss]

we recently had a racoon locally drink 3 bottles of jack

[gloomy tartan]

Genetically engineered almonds

[quaint moss]

in a liquor store

[visual vortex]

Almonds have nipples

[gloomy tartan]

With mammary glands

[visual vortex]

I would know

[gloomy tartan]

The ones farmed for milk could

Big government

Corporations

[modern bobcat]

average Cadian IQ on display rn

[quaint moss]

OF TERRA

OF TERRA

[visual vortex]

If almond not have nipple, then how milk?

[gloomy tartan]

You have yuri in your name

I know what you are

[visual vortex]

Peculiar...

[hidden whale]

you should play signalis

it satisfies BOTH words in your name

[visual vortex]

That isnt as much as impactful considering 90% of this server has that fetish

[modern bobcat]

I'm going to play Deadlock instead

[hidden whale]

assuming androids have iron in them... I guess humans do too...

[gloomy tartan]

You know what’s impactful

Deez nuts

[visual vortex]

My mom

[gloomy tartan]

🤯

[modern bobcat]

I also need to delete the new Hive Scum I made

[blazing ibex]

peak mentioned

[modern bobcat]

I'm not spending time levelling a class to 30 for memes

[visual vortex]

Do it

Do it

[gloomy tartan]

But they go fast

Sonic

[visual vortex]

Max out

[gloomy tartan]

Sonic boom

[winged oasis]

do people leave matches when team wipe so that the bot that replaces them might revive someone

[gloomy tartan]

Gotta go fast

[winged oasis]

or do they just leave bc of malding

[hidden whale]

malding

[gloomy tartan]

They might not want lose rank

[visual vortex]

They leave because they suck

[gloomy tartan]

Or just suck

I doubt they leave to help you loo

[visual vortex]

No they just suck

They leave when they get downed too

[hidden whale]

it might be because they suck

[modern bobcat]

sometimes if they're 2nd last standing or last standing

[visual vortex]

They just suck

[hidden whale]

or are malding

[gloomy tartan]

I don’t think dark tide players are considerate enough to try to help you

[modern bobcat]

but sometimes they just leave because ragequit

[winged oasis]

the funny thing is the bot sometimes revives someone and the match is saved

[visual vortex]

That is an accident

[gloomy tartan]

I still can’t believe a pox hound saved me

[modern bobcat]

The problem with leaving to put a bot in even if you do it intentionally means you can't always reconnect to the match

[hidden whale]

they sucked so hard they cause a negative sucking event

and a negative times a negative is a positive

[visual vortex]

Net negative

[gloomy tartan]

A pox hound pushed a trapper off a death ledge and saved me yesterday

Trying to leap at me and missing

Heard that creed song in my head

Good old HOLD ME NOW

[visual vortex]

Tje best players are the ones on xbox that dont jnow how to speak and dont even know how to use syringes and use all the medicae station charges

[jaunty path]

holyshit lmfao

[gloomy tartan]

They haven’t learned how to spite you yet

[modern bobcat]

Did FatShark change the Homeworld-Childhood-Growing up background links recently?

[gloomy tartan]

They might of I noticed a helm changed its look

Sneaky updates mayb

[visual vortex]

They havent learned how to walk

[gloomy tartan]

If they can’t walk they can’t betray you

[visual vortex]

But i think hating me is a genetic strand imbedded in every human

[gloomy tartan]

I read that as stands

ZA WORLDO

[wooden creek]

Don't think so

[visual vortex]

Would have the same effect

[gloomy tartan]

This event is fun

Stims stims stims

When it ain’t stuttering into shit

[visual vortex]

DRUGS 👹

[dire kayak]

not even i, cato sicarius, could defeat such a beast

[gloomy tartan]

Just spam the concentrate stim

Spam shout

I love it

I can scream cadia so much

[somber stream]

So i just realize what you were referring to with this

I hate you so much

[visual vortex]

I once had one of those teammates

We lost cuz of two plague ogryns i managed to kill tho

[modern bobcat]

I never noticed the Incron-Navis Imperialis Conscript link

[visual vortex]

But he called me

"Very good :D"

[hidden whale]

oh a stuck cylinder

I see

[visual vortex]

Incron is the best planst

[hidden whale]

did they consider spinning around at a high speed to perhaps eject the cylinder using centrigual motion?

[wooden creek]

Skill issue!!! That's been there since launch

[quaint moss]

like a chair?

[visual vortex]

It's the best planet too

[hidden whale]

idk

like a chair what

we're talking about a trapped cylinder

[quaint moss]

office :3

it spain

[hidden whale]

I would just cut the cylinder off of the primary object tbh

would make the retrival much easier

[cerulean frost]

I believe grog means sitting in a chair, spinning in said chair, and then so on.

[visual vortex]

I wish different homeworlds had more accents and vocab like Cadia

[quaint moss]

use a sledgehammer

[quaint moss]

i thought i was tripping balls, cause i was so confused they hadnt spoken.... it was 3 hours ago

dense like a tungsten cube

[visual vortex]

I am alao debse like tungsten

[modern bobcat]

I almost always use Branx Magna

[quaint moss]

alao dbse

[visual vortex]

So dense i cant spell

[somber stream]

Welcome to the Society of the Frictionless Mind, i'm your host

[visual vortex]

Dense but we stronger

[somber stream]

Ideas and subtle implications do not stick here, they simply glide over the surface like a curling stone on fresh ice

I say

Let it slide

[visual vortex]

Nah they slip off like ice

Things go right over my head becuz my brain too small for it to hit in the first place

[quaint moss]

im thristy, can i have some water, gracious host

[marsh iris]

hose em

[quaint moss]

i asorb water through my skin

[winged oasis]

what do the mortis trials actually give

whatre the medal thingies

[wooden creek]

Lore, crafting materials

One of the quickest ways of completing penances too

[winged oasis]

what

crafting materials?

i saw penances and i thought they give the laurel thingies

[cerulean frost]

Diamantine and plasteel

[winged oasis]

is making the ogryn carry energy cores a good strat

[wooden creek]

You get a bunch at the end

There are some portrait frames and insignias available as well

[winged oasis]

okay but what are these medals aside the dockets

[wooden creek]

What medals

[cerulean frost]

The Melk Bucks?

[winged oasis]

im looking at the mortis trais selector and see two things written as rewards

[gloomy tartan]

His melking it

[wooden creek]

That's dockets and experience

[winged oasis]

2k of said thing in uprising, 3,2k in malice, 4.2k in heresy eetc

[cerulean frost]

Not now he ain’t. He can’t Melk it if he doesn’t know what he’s melking

[winged oasis]

i would send a photo IF I HAD FILE PRIVILEGES

[gloomy tartan]

The Ogryn is good at reviving and carrying shit

[wooden creek]

No images in general chat

You're looking at the money and XP rewards

[winged oasis]

xp?

[gloomy tartan]

He’s melking the idea of melking it

[winged oasis]

but we cap at 30

whats the point

[gloomy tartan]

Xp for guns

[winged oasis]

there are 31k results, the double standard is crazy

[gloomy tartan]

Money for the cosmetic surgery

It’s expensive

[wooden creek]

You unlock the trials before 30, you also earn mastery XP depending on the difficulty

[wooden creek]

There was a trial at one point, mods also have image permission in here

[winged oasis]

man if the trials gave me melk bucks itd be goated

[wooden creek]

They can progress melk's assignments

[gloomy tartan]

Melk looks like he smells his own farts

[modern bobcat]

gen chat was briefly possessed by a slaaneshi daemon and had to be purged with holy promethium

[gloomy tartan]

Burn it with fire

[cerulean frost]

Holy fire at that.

[somber stream]

Too much ass shaking gif

[somber stream]

https://tenor.com/view/joe-emotiguy-emotiguy-butt-shake-emoji-butt-shake-joe-butt-shake-gif-14427695574209448709

[wooden creek]

General chat also dates back to a few years before release, and it had image permissions back then

[nocturne bloom]

me? image perms?

[somber stream]

General chat is repressed!

[gloomy tartan]

indubitably

Quite right

[modern bobcat]

Thammer and Crusher are my least favourite weapons

[quaint moss]

[jaunty path]

give me image perms

[sleek harness]

No

[jaunty path]

I will not send porn

i promise

[gloomy tartan]

God no

[sleek harness]

That's literally making a pact with the devil

[gloomy tartan]

Literaly making a pact with the devil as a warlock

[sleek harness]

Is it worse

I don't get it

[gloomy tartan]

Skaven

[sleek harness]

Yes

[gloomy tartan]

What’s your opinion on the ass goblins

[sleek harness]

I don't have goblins in my world

Dumbass

[gloomy tartan]

Really

That sounds nice

There all dead

[sleek harness]

We have orks instead

[gloomy tartan]

Learning

🌈

[jaunty path]

We need an edit of the commissary store keeper

[sleek harness]

Missus the devil

[jaunty path]

I'm not no devil

[somber stream]

Store keeper R34

[misty smelt]

i was killing a bunch of foolish skaven earlier

[jaunty path]

read the name "Missus"

[sleek harness]

Theres probably one on TikTok

[gloomy tartan]

Licht no

[sleek harness]

Missus

[gloomy tartan]

Pls no

[jaunty path]

When you see "Missus" you think of something angelic

and that is me.

[sleek harness]

The devil

[jaunty path]

My pfp is literally an angel

fucker

[gloomy tartan]

Missus the devil

[misty smelt]

i just think you miss stuff

[sleek harness]

That's clickbait

[jaunty path]

I'm going to cover you in pineapple

[dire kayak]

im going to cover you in

[sleek harness]

Mis sus

[gloomy tartan]

Got em

[misty smelt]

Dont use that heretical language around me

[sleek harness]

I actually didn't intended for that

[gloomy tartan]

Okay mr “ I’m not a rapper “

[bleak geyser]

so i havent used Purgation Flamer in so long anyone know what Blessings are good to run on it?

[sleek harness]

I am not a rapper

[gloomy tartan]

I wonder what happened to that guy

If he still has a crowd going nuts reacting to him

Was surprised it ended up on family guy

[sleek harness]

Thats worse than pineapples

[gloomy tartan]

The flames is so pretty

Burn it all down

Maybie ask in zealot chat

[bleak geyser]

all will burn and crumble to the ground

[gloomy tartan]

They would know

[bleak geyser]

yea honestly good idea

[sleek harness]

You are going to ask about Darktide things on the Misc-Chay?

Damn

Better luck

[misty smelt]

chay

[gloomy tartan]

Skaven can you teach a class on talking rat man

[sleek harness]

Why

[gloomy tartan]

Rat speak tutorial

[sleek harness]

The way skavens speak?

It's simple

[gloomy tartan]

I find it so amusing dead ass lol

[sleek harness]

You see word with meaning of another word? Put them together

Dumb-idiot

Simple

Also you can just repeat them instead

Dumb-dumb

[gloomy tartan]

Ah I see that gives flexibility

[sleek harness]

We also call humans man-things

[quaint moss]

hi ratta

:3

[sleek harness]

Grog

[gloomy tartan]

One of my favorite ways of talking I’ve encountered far as fantasy languages go

[sleek harness]

That's a woman name

Ratta

I am not a girl

[quaint moss]

im trying to say the pokemon

[rare pulsar]

Its Rattus allright

[gloomy tartan]

Rattata ?

[quaint moss]

i just forgot how to spell it

[sleek harness]

The way orks talk are more complex

[quaint moss]

yu

that one

[winged oasis]

which mechanicus skins are the best

[gloomy tartan]

Yo wait

Bro

Do you know about Smettbo

DO YOU ?

Look up Smettbo

Best Pokémon

[sleek harness]

Like, you need to speak grammatically wrong but also make the words sound the same

And never use S

Use Z instead

[quaint moss]

zkills

[sleek harness]

Iezkillz

[gloomy tartan]

Smettbo is German butterfree

[sleek harness]

Ezkillz

[gloomy tartan]

It goes SMETTBOOOOO

It’s funny as fuck

[quaint moss]

meboomba klaht

[somber stream]

So i bought a Super Earth Flag

[gloomy tartan]

You going to display is on a Flag pole?

[quaint moss]

is it smol

[sleek harness]

Put it on the moon

[gloomy tartan]

Nasa should put a super earth flag on the moon

[wanton vale]

Gm

[somber stream]

Think i'll hang it on the balcony for a day

See if the popo will pay me a visit

[sleek harness]

A american military general already made a Helldivers 2 reference on his speech

[winged oasis]

why are mortis trials the best way to speed weapon exp

if we fail we still get our weapon exps dumped tho

[somber stream]

Really? Got a link?

[gloomy tartan]

It’s on YouTube

Shits word for word the same

Same fucking words lol

[somber stream]

I'm aware of the sergeant but general?

[green beacon]

weapon exp? just consecrate and sac green weapons from brunt's armory

[gloomy tartan]

Sergeant slaughter should be in hell divers

[sleek harness]

https://youtu.be/gbgzh_Tmfrw?si=JfMEs8neQ-5ML9v6

"You could be next"

[gloomy tartan]

Scenes like these are happening all over the planet

[somber stream]

Yeah that's not a General, still cool af though

[sleek harness]

I thought they were

[somber stream]

I do know that their bands are quite fond of the theme

https://youtube.com/shorts/feD8Tsl1DRw

[gloomy tartan]

Yep

[quaint moss]

moon would bleach it unfort

[gloomy tartan]

The moon would?

Not the sun?

[sleek harness]

Put it on the dark side

[gloomy tartan]

The dark tide of the moon

[teal token]

E

Darktide then Brightwave?

[quaint moss]

hmmm

[quaint moss]

brightwave?

[slate skiff]

whatre yall yapping on about now

[marsh iris]

not darktide

[quaint moss]

im playing stellaris

[marsh iris]

waiting for Menace release tonight

[winged oasis]

oh thats what ive already been doing

sefoni moans a lot 🚬

[modern bobcat]

How big is the Darktide team ?

[teal token]

Dunno just maybe some opposite stuff?

[quaint moss]

ah

maka sense

[teal token]

Perhaps?

Fatshark then Thinefish?

[winged oasis]

which autogun is best for zealot?

[teal token]

Infantry?

[winged oasis]

aight

[teal token]

I mean infantry or braced?

[modern bobcat]

Vigilant erasure rn smdh

[quaint moss]

infantry

i guess ;-;

[winged oasis]

does sefoni not leave here tube

[somber stream]

Tax evasion is a morally correct thing to do

Unless you're Finnish, pay that shit

[teal token]

Why use gun on Zealot when flamethrower existed?

[lilac crag]

flamethrower slow.........

[teal token]

Stimm up?

[lilac crag]

slooooooooooowwwwwww..........

[rocky radish]

I mostly use my gun for specialists. I need to be able to switch weapons quickly

[teal token]

I have 1 flamethrower build the rest are guns atm

[rocky radish]

I recently discovered veteran is actually pretty decent with the right setup (I was always terrible with vet before). This worries me, because it feels kinda boring to play

[teal token]

Veteran is really good if you know how to kill stuff

More damage amplified by talents and can support team with skill

Good arsenals of weapons

[rocky radish]

I can't aim worth a damn, so I mostly melee, shoot specialists and grenade anything with heavy armour or monstrosities. That along with the shout spam is stupidly effective

[teal token]

What range weapon, melee and grenade ya using?

[twin dirge]

As a veteran main, you kinda gotta enjoy support too

I enjoy supporting my friend who plays zealot, very fun

[bleak sleet]

Slow but fun

[twin dirge]

But also psyker

[teal token]

Chorus Zealot or ran in melee the karking living out of heretics Zealot?

[quaint moss]

ew

veteran main

stinky

:3

[twin dirge]

I also play a lot of psyker

[quaint moss]

to late, cwinge

[bleak sleet]

I go las spray build🫨. I’m leveling up my bore rn

[twin dirge]

I'ma suck the skin off your head

I shall not deliberate which one

[quaint moss]

promise 👉 👈

[bleak sleet]

Good surprise

[quaint moss]

you beat me to it

dammit

[twin dirge]

I love infinite ammo las spray

Such a fun build

[quaint moss]

also i am like half awake

[twin dirge]

Even if it's not amazing in high tier gameplay

[bleak sleet]

I’m trying out different builds but the spray build to much fun

[twin dirge]

Krak is love krak is life

[quaint moss]

ive been having so much fun with the breaching hammer

[bleak sleet]

I haven’t even really used the plasma gun tbh.

[quaint moss]

krack is wife

[rocky radish]

Powersword, might be braced autogun and krak grenades

[knotty terrace]

WOW the clown known as mister E posted a video but this time complaining about carapace

[twin dirge]

I don't like plasma even if it's cracked

[teal token]

Power sword pretty good and braced autogun fun in close range while krak grende good at kraking heavy armor enemies

[bleak sleet]

I like the bore and the sorry build but I do like the revolver tho

It’s satisfying

[trail bramble]

the mechanic that has been in the game since vt?
what does he have to say about it?

[knotty terrace]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WeTUiwXCzI

here the link to the video

title name should give it away

[blazing hawk]

Mister epstein what???

[wooden creek]

the other E

[tacit geode]

This mechanic made me KILL AND EAT MY WIFE

Title like that or smth?

[knotty terrace]

"Carapace Armor is Ruining Darktide"

[tacit geode]

That's more boring that usual

[jaunty path]

The first part of that video genuinely lives in my head rent free

like

???????????????

[bright rover]

you se those buffs on lower left corner in the game, how do I know what they are, i want english description by the side. any mods for that???

[jaunty path]

You are complaining about being unable to kill an enemy literally designed to be anti ranged to be more vulnerable to ranged?

What

the fuck?

make the helmet FLAK ARMOR?

The fuck?

[blazing hawk]

Wait what this mf complaining about

Carapace???

[jaunty path]

Yeah mr e

[blazing hawk]

We have a glorious thing called

Beating them to death

[jaunty path]

Why shoot at a crushers head when you can literally just use your melee

As it's fucking intended

[lethal solstice]

Hold tab

[blazing hawk]

Plasma gun mm

Charged plasma shot ftw

[jaunty path]

That

or a revolver

[blazing hawk]

What is bromeo even shooting them with

[jaunty path]

What fucking point was he trying to make with that first part

[blazing hawk]

Mf shooting them with a shredder autopistol and expecting shi to happen??

[jaunty path]

I'm really unsure I think it was a viligant autogun?

[blazing hawk]

WAAAAAAAH WAAAAAAH MY BULLETS CANT DENT ANTI BULLET ARMOUR

Bring up that coaxedintoasnafu drawing of a guy shooting a pistol at a tank and complaining the pistol doesn't damage the tank on reddit

[jaunty path]

YEAH THATS THE SHIT I WAS THINKING

LITERALLY

THAT FUCKING IMAGE

[blazing hawk]

Rare ball knowledge

[jaunty path]

He said ranged weapons need to be buffed to deal with carapace or there needs to be more ranged options for carapace

[blazing hawk]

The GLORIOUS 25% more damage to carapace perk

[winged oasis]

none of the modes and difficulties in darktide have friendly fire right

[blazing hawk]

The GLORIOUS veteran brittleness on rapid fire hit

[jaunty path]

I think more melee weapons need some buffs to help it deal with carapace

[blazing hawk]

Yeah

Unless you hit the barrels

[jaunty path]

namely devil claw sword

that shit takes a million years to kill one crusher

if you're lucky.

Like

[knotty terrace]

good to see we're all on the same page when it comes to this mister E clown

[blazing hawk]

"Waaaaah waaaaah i can't fucking shoot them"

Kraks and the missile launcher

[jaunty path]

buff the flak armor damage and buff the parry damage

on carapace

and atleast give the heavies some carapace idk

[blazing hawk]

They trying so bad to make darktide the next helldivers 2

[knotty terrace]

anyways i hope you guys and gals got a good laugh out of that video

[jaunty path]

Don't ever want that please

[jaunty path]

I'm gonna watch it again later to follow the argument better but at the same time it doesn't make fucking sense

FLAK ARMOR HELMET ON A CRUSHER

[blazing hawk]

Why would they do that

[jaunty path]

[blazing hawk]

Heavily armoured behemoth

Easy to hit head

????

[jaunty path]

make it easier to kill crusher with a ranged

You can kill a crusher in a myriad of ways with melee

it has plenty of opportunities to stagger

[knotty terrace]

hey why not just give crushers no helmet

[little marten]

Arghhh

[jaunty path]

why cater to dipshits who refuse to pull out their melee

[blazing hawk]

Unyielding head

[blazing hawk]

If you want to shoot go play fucking l4d2 or helldivers

[jaunty path]

Out of all the issues with this game

Carapace is not it

[lilac crag]

I wanna use devils claw

but I don't wanna be inept against crushers

one day ......

[jaunty path]

bring a good ranged weapon against them

and that is.....

revolver as far as I know

[winged oasis]

[jaunty path]

or well learn how to parry

both

do both

and pray

Using dclaw on vet is

living on a prayer

[somber stream]

You still loose health with perfect parry against crusher

[jaunty path]

no u dont

[somber stream]

Nuh uh

[jaunty path]

i used the shit plenty to know

[tacit geode]

What if we made the game... easier...

[abstract fiber]

the space marine special

[jaunty path]

Please stop playing that video in my head IMLOSINGMYMIND

AUUGH

WHAT WAS HIS FUCKING POINT

IT TAKES AS LONG TO KILL A FULL HEALTH BOSS AS IT DOES TO KILL A CRUSHER WITH RANGED?

[abstract fiber]

his point is that he needs constant video ideas on a game with a slow development cycle

[jaunty path]

HMMMM ITS ALMOST LIKE...YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO DO THAT.....

AND THATS FUCKING STUPID

[marsh iris]

enemy idea, scabhound

dog with carapace

[bright rover]

tab shows me some keystones stuff

are those the buffs

[jaunty path]

You haver

the tactical axe

one of the most godly weapons in darktide

that can sweep the floor with crushers

ragers

and like

[bright rover]

I want English text on screen for buffs.

[jaunty path]

everything

[bright rover]

any mods

[jaunty path]

Oh.

like

during gameplay?

[bright rover]

yep

[jaunty path]

thats wild I dont know whod do that

[bright rover]

not just icons but their short names or descriptions

[jaunty path]

you can tab and see what buffs you're geting, yeah I'm pretty sure you get a description of what they do

for ones you have..the others im not sure

You don't really need it all you need is to remember what each buff icon does

[bright rover]

j can't keep holding tab when I'm fighting enemies

[bright rover]

guess I'll have to

[jaunty path]

Yeah its not that hard

just read the descriptions in game or look on games lantern

also text on screen would like

be further disorienting lmao

[little marten]

Just let carapace be someone elses problem and continue mag dumping the horde

[somber stream]

Spoken like a true vet

[jaunty path]

thats also an option

or pull out a nade

[somber stream]

Wait, aren't you a Zealot player

[knotty terrace]

carapace aint hard to take down fuck its piss easy

[little marten]

Eviscerator goes brrrr

[quaint moss]

eviscerator is perfection

[little marten]

With krak grenades crushers are just a minigame about how many you can try group together

[sage dragon]

wait until we get melta

[abstract fiber]

helldiver: armor is ruining the game, liberator should penetrate tanks

[sage dragon]

get the BFG then

[tacit geode]

Melta tomorrow

[sage dragon]

we wish lol

[somber stream]

The GL is breaking the game lol, 2 shots to take out a turret

Heavy pen? Who came up with that

[tacit geode]

Make the GL heavypen

Who cares antmore

[somber stream]

It is heavy pen

[nocturne bloom]

It is heavy pen

[tacit geode]

Muh power fantasy

[tacit geode]

I know I'm more baffled by the choice

[sage dragon]

can we give vet rocket launcher?

[tacit geode]

Scum stole them all so no

[sage dragon]

true

[abstract fiber]

peacemaker should be able to kill bile titan with 1 mag

[somber stream]

Mostly to give people reason to get the belt-fed GL from the bond

(It's still dogshite)

[tacit geode]

Lmfao that's the AH classic right there

[amber delta]

I was excited for belt fed nade, but it turns out I just need standard GL

[tacit geode]

I remember I saw someone complain the hammer can't 1 tap a factory strider

[nocturne bloom]

Not as cool

[tacit geode]

???

[nocturne bloom]

Belt or bust

[somber stream]

The Belt fed deal less damage, has no shrapnel by design, confirmed by dev

[tacit geode]

They got the guy who made the new bolt weapon marks

[amber delta]

we made it shit by design yw

[sage dragon]

you win some, you lose some. at least quickpaw is back from vacation

[tacit geode]

Quickpaw wouldn't interact with us gormless savages

[nocturne bloom]

HE is literally a thing

[sage dragon]

not often anyway

too many grouchs sometimes

[nocturne bloom]

If the belt shot shrapnel rounds it would be totally busted. I think its fine to make it HE instead

[sage dragon]

when is VT2 anniversary? we might get something for DT as well on that event

[somber stream]

Explosion radius is too small

Shrapnel is like, the entire reason why grenade is a thing

[sage dragon]

for which weapon and what game?

[tacit geode]

July 11th

I think

[somber stream]

Helldivers

[tacit geode]

Every helldivers warbond gotta have like the big asterisk on it

[nocturne bloom]

HE is a thing for a reason as well. If they made it exactly the same as the GL with 100 rounds the normal GL would just be largely useless aside from wanting a backpack

[tacit geode]

This one has a minigun and a chainsword

Buuut they're both kinda okay at best

This one has a belt fed grenade launcher and explosive hammer

But the GL is worse than the normal one and the armour passive sucks

Like always gotta have the but

[somber stream]

They already nerfed the damage on the thing, literally just give it shrapnel but deal less damage to compensate, as it stand, the belt-fed is niche at best

[quaint moss]

the grenade belt fed sucks Ass

[somber stream]

You perform much better with the regular GL

[quaint moss]

literally

[nocturne bloom]

Isnt the whole point for the normal one to be better damage wise

[sage dragon]

depends on the game. DT ogryns single shot launcher could use a buff

[nocturne bloom]

Although I guess they can make the belt fed unique by giving it HE and Shrapnel ammo types to swap between

[quaint moss]

prob good for bugs.... BUT the damge is abysmal for heavy pen

[warm maple]

which would win "A highly advanced sword with a energy field?" Or one axe-y boy

[somber stream]

Regular one is already superior by not taking a backpack slot tbh

[quaint moss]

like 20 for one hulk

[nocturne bloom]

Real divers dont need a fancy backpack

[marsh iris]

you can be my backpack

[somber stream]

😳

[amber delta]

I will pack you in my back

anyway now that I got siege breakers, whats the better warbond to farm for next, python commandos or the stealth one?

gotta be stealth right

[somber stream]

Stealth is fun

[nocturne bloom]

Ill be real stealth one is kinda mid

[somber stream]

C4 is AP4 now

[nocturne bloom]

Rather have the minigun

[jaunty path]

poopygun

[amber delta]

minigun looks like total ass

[somber stream]

It's fun

But i'll take the MG43

[amber delta]

ill take eruptor

[nocturne bloom]

Minigun is good if you know weakpoints tbh

[marsh iris]

because you're german?!

[nocturne bloom]

And if you use the bubble nade in the new WB the minigun SLAPS

[teal token]

Hmm

[somber stream]

I like the feel of it

[teal token]

Projekt Red from AK?

[marsh iris]

designed by germans for germans

but ngl mg42 does looks kind of cool-ish

[nocturne bloom]

Also the chainsaw is like next to just as fun as the sledgehammer. I love dueling hulks

[somber stream]

Kind of? Easily one of the sexiest gun that came out of WW2

[quaint moss]

im poor i choose hammer

[nocturne bloom]

Chainsaw an impailer to death

[somber stream]

Hammer has a big fuck you energy and i love it

[amber delta]

hammr is the first good melee they made

[nocturne bloom]

Nah

[warm maple]

I'm surprised how weak the power sword feels.

[teal token]

Explosive hammer when?

[amber delta]

and its only because its not really a melee but another explosive in an explosive meta

[nocturne bloom]

Saw is extremely good

Hammer is just more accessible to most people

[somber stream]

Thing go boom, me like

[quaint moss]

machete is funny

[nocturne bloom]

I also dont get why they put a 900 second CD on the tank, just make it limited to 1 per each player

[quaint moss]

also i like the killing floor 2 hammer

[amber delta]

no fuck that use limited stratagems are lame

[blazing ibex]

wait. what

[warm maple]

its not a machete, its a DEVILS CLAW

[warm maple]

It just has no weight to it that makes it feel good to swing. This only changes when you actually activate it and kill everything in a swing lol

which yeah, is the point of a power sword

[blazing ibex]

yeah, because unfortunately that's just how it's designed

[somber stream]

12 minutes cool down per tank, so that's 3 tank per match

[warm maple]

I just thought it'd be...weightier

Does that make sense?

[blazing ibex]

Nah I get you.

It feels like a wet noodle unpowered.

And honestly, it pretty much is.

[warm maple]

yeah, like three swings to kill a regular mook?

2?

[quaint moss]

power sword on vet?

[warm maple]

I kinda wish the Power Charges lasted more then a single swing. Yes

[quaint moss]

it hits like a truck

[quaint moss]

it a blessing

you can get 4

[warm maple]

ooo

[quaint moss]

LOL

add rampage

[cosmic burrow]

Its a knife

[warm maple]

Ok to be completely fair to me

[quaint moss]

and you have the murder magnet

[warm maple]

I don't read the blessings until I complete the mastery

Because im silly

[quaint moss]

oh that is quite silly

[cosmic burrow]

I mean correct

[warm maple]

yeah sorry

[blazing ibex]

power cycler is mandatory

and sunder is extremely stupidly powerful of a blessing

turns it into like

the best generalist in the game basically

or near it

[quaint moss]

strength is good if you have more carapace enemies

[blazing ibex]

believe it or not, that's not entirely the case here

because sunder has an unspoken buff

[quaint moss]

i believe ya

[warm maple]

yeah, I haven't really looked much into optimization yet

[blazing ibex]

being the only melee weapon to cleave carapace as consistently as it does is huge

[quaint moss]

i was talking about strength like in general, brittleness or strength
but ye power sword is not a struggle

[warm maple]

Whats your opinion on Power Falchion.

[quaint moss]

for v1 only really do heavys
v2 do lights

[warm maple]

I haven't used it yet

[blazing ibex]

it's okay.

[quaint moss]

pokey pokey

[blazing ibex]

not great.

but alright.

[quaint moss]

its decent and can be built nice, just dont forget to hit the off switch

[sage dragon]

when can we go to the other hive city? The bad one everyone pretends is lost?

everyone thinks that will only be introduced as a DT version of chaos wastes

[amber delta]

when FS remembers they are trying to tell a story and not just release new class after another

[sage dragon]

well hope they get creative with maps then. but not too creative

you know what the absolute worst map is at the moment? The area near the beginning of Clandestum Glorianna, with the giant gap to one side

[amber delta]

personally I find the gloriana mid event worse

[sage dragon]

the one with the Synchonizers?

[amber delta]

yeah I think so idk what they call them

so many wipes happen there

[sage dragon]

its annoying ill grant you, but at least you wont fly off the side because some newbie does not know how to aim

[amber delta]

and I still don't know what the event is asking me to do exactly

[lilac crag]

fix the cylinders before they short circuit so the horizontal pillars don't reset from the left

[warm maple]

The problem is they short circuit really quick

[amber delta]

I'm pretty sure I managed to push the power cell thingy on time and it still failed

[warm maple]

So if enemies are near, you're not fixing it

[sage dragon]

and the mobs come at you full tilt

[warm maple]

^

[lilac crag]

unless u have a get off me button just expect to always reset from the left per row

[warm maple]

Tbh you can just ignore them (kind of)

[amber delta]

that's what I thought but I was certain I failed even though it succeeded idk maybe the time window was too low

[warm maple]

you still have to reset them, but the event will complete regardless

[lilac crag]

time window fuckin suuuuucks dude if ur even a lil too far it's ovrr

[warm maple]

it just takes more time

[sage dragon]

depends if you got smart enough teammates to shoot the specials or not

nothing quite so annoying as trying to do a fiddly bit when you get yanked or pinned by a special, except boom barrel flight of course

[warm maple]

If it helps everyone. The synchronizers always go from left to right. So once it gets to the end synch you need to run to the very next row on the left

[tulip kettle]

Greetings and salutations

Why don't people just push away pox bursters instead of stabbing/shooting them when they're too close?

[somber stream]

Panic respond mostly

[warm maple]

also people don't always have the sword out in time

or don't know pushing can take care of bursters

[native shuttle]

Meow if you love the emperor

[warm maple]

no

[tulip kettle]

I see people in havoc just getting exploded and it really confuses me because of how simple it is to deal with them

[tulip kettle]

Meow

Jk

[warm maple]

back away mutant

[tulip kettle]

Nurgle 😍

[jaunty path]

shits myself