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well the show is structured like the games
99% hits be like
that's what influences a lot of the beat to beat story moments
only thing we is missing is the mysterious stranger
each character fits in an archetype of someone playing an RPG
That's really funny.
I dont want to see ingame stats represented in a show
to just fucken BLAST A CAP IN SOME RANDOMS ASS
because it looks ridiculous
you mean the thing you've been able to do in every game
So is Quarry Junction the strip now? That would be even funnier.
now the mysterious stranger theme plays as the lamb is behind grog
I have abandoned my rant on AI
hi @timber elk
Hello
How are you, at present?
HI friend :3
I just got done playing my favorite lesbian drama.
Life is strange
For the first time actually
not every game, but like I said, this is not a game
exploiting a weakness in the power armor that only exists because corporate entities were barreling them out into the alaskan front for PR purposes is also just a good narrative beat for the setting
never got past the first part of that game, truly unfort
Life is strange > tlou2
tlou2 ??
|| No, we don't see Quarry Junction, but a bartender in freeside tells The Ghoul that they came from there as exposition to the audience||
I prefer life is strange over last of us 2
the last of us
Last of Us 2
Then we are in....agreement?
i got an earful of that shit every other day
was it hella
Dawh.
Of course!
Very. Until episode 5 I could’ve sworn I accidentally took acid
oh, i mean i guess thats pretty easy since the games are completely different
I like how ppl thought it was chud gamers who didn't like the way part 2 went and then people watched the show and part 2 happened and people hated it again
i just don't really like a lot of the enclave stuff tbh
For the exact same reasons
have not been keeping up with that plotline much
i think that's one of my two biggest gripes with the show
wasn't it just the one dude and his dawg
Sorry but Abigail is still a awful person :3
Tlou show made me cry over the gay dudes :^<
it's way more now
The show is currently spinning around Fission energy?
people didnt like part 2 because it fucking sucked wow shocking
I like the changes they made to the old men
fuck the enclave 🗣️
Yes thats the joke
bah humbug

= nonsense
also on the set of season 2 Pedro Pascal accused the lead writer of tlou2 of hating art which is pretty fucking funny ngl
real
i also dislike the cold fusion mcguffin being a pre-war invention rather than something made post-war that now everyone is scrambling for
Sounds about right
I live by arthur Morgan’s rule “revenge is a fools game” and boy does last of us 2 does show that
which i guess is a rather small gripe but i've always disliked how bethesda seems to have a distaste for really letting anyone in the post post-war period do anything
Revenge is a fools game but a good revenge story helps display that better
It only really makes sense for the BoS to be obsessed with it because that's sort of the main thing they have going for as a faction.
well it makes sense for everyone because it's unlimited energy
i proceed to throw 5 billions tomahawks into the faces of black water civilians
Arthur morgan mentioned
tlou s2 ended on a cliffhanger like the game when it switches PoV to abigail right?
i mean yeaaaaaah
It wasn’t because Ellie was left with nothing in the end. Maybe that is a good revenge story but still
I’m not a huge fan of Ellie finding her own people after Joel’s passing only to fuck it up immediately afterwards
my final verdict is that the Fallout TV show doesn't make sense to someone that played the games, but it is otherwise a fairly good action-comedy (occasionally horror) to sit back to and relax.
Like what are you doing?
as long as you don't think much
joel commited twink death
Or, respectively, don't try to think much about the lore of the games.
so sadge
I have this big like complex about stories being able to be fixed without changing the intent but I can't rlly figure out tlou2
i think i like how they handled the BoS in the show even if i'm sick and tired of fucking seeing them
You can’t and never will.
entirely valid take
....werent you talking about stalker lore and paying attention earlier....wait a minute....
Hell I even can’t and I’m crazy
I wanna see how they handle that part in the game after abigail and ellie fight and ellie ends up beaten and dina ends up beaten and tommy ends up with a bullet in his fucking skull and they have no horses or supplies or whatever and somehow they manage to return to jackson without dying
I could fix the sequel trilogy >:^/
probably the same way as in the game, with a cut away to black
STALKER is restricted to the games, as far as I know, there isn't any STALKER film that is directly tied to the game trilogy by GWC World.
There was one in 19 something, but that was based on the book.
Which was actually 'Roadside Picnic' and later 'STALKER'
What if instead of stalker being green it was cold and instead if walking outside you walked i side sometimes alot
True but the point is can you understand it? Nope. Because why did Ellie decided to throw everything away for some muslcar tomboy who was getting boned in a van 4 years later? Fuck if I know.
I like the 'stalker' games, being killed by orbs is funny
what if stalker was set in australia instead and it was like a desert and you played this guy his name is max and he's mad
Roadside Picnic, Tarkovsky's Stalker and the GSC Game World STALKER games share thematic elements, but they aren't connected beyond those
there is a film called STALKER?
Yes.
E
Than again I haven’t played last of us 2 in years so that how I remember it going at least
Hello ball the Lam
Hello Jerry the goh
Do you guys think us 4 rejects can take down a space marine
that is 100% correct
tarkovsky's stalker is more about the general vibe and a bit of commentary
easily
the ogryn just rips a space marine in half
one might argue that the noosphere
we can take down multiple
anyone who says we can't hasn't played enough DT or still looks at rejects like rejects
Please have a seat. I’m trying to understand the situation regarding around a very emotionally disturbed women who found her own wife and a baby and to suddenly find the location of her father figures killer and to throw that life away for revenge
What if stalker was set in uh like uh
What if it was in the retrofuture instead and there was uh
And there were 2 sexy robots who were your wife once
My only concern is how fast a space marine is, I mean wouldn’t we all just instantly die since he has a reaction time of like 10 milliseconds
we are part of the inquistion, its our job
Atomic heart?
i cannot kill a single hormogaunt in Space Marine 2 without having to shoot them three times in the head with a bolter, the rejects just outpreform 100%
Anyone who says we can has missed the point of the game

Nope. Last of us 2 sucks. I still can’t figure out the point of it.
"Noosphere" as a concept predates STALKER. It's from the 1920s I think
honestly dont try, its become a meme at this point
well like okay the thing is if we're going to power scale we don't even need the context of the game and its story because one of the six classes is an ogryn
lets ignore the fact that the location of this killer is some hundreds kilometers away from her and she got this information from (iirc) travelling trader, which means by the time she gets there so much time has passed there is realistcally 0 chance the person she is looking for would still be there
Yes
1 plasma shot and it's dead
Whatever psyker
Ogryn
Zealot might die though, but he does have thunder hammer
But that’s tyranids tho
In fact
though i need to go and finish last of us
From a power scaling view
Think about it more from the perspective of "what if the rejects were marines; could the rejects beat themselves upscaled in literally every way"
Darktide rejects will obliterate anything
THUNDER HAMMER
LETS GOOOOO
And that answer "should" be no
And even than. What does she realistically gain from this other than killing a bunch of people (including a pregnant women) and making her family realize she doesn’t care about them if she cares more about revenge
What’s stopping a space marine from just instantly speed blitzing the entire crew tho
Power scaling sure is something.
I do not like power scaling in the context of 40k because it always just turns into stupid arguments about niche characteristics.
Rejects can dodge bullets
Valid
If you can dodge a bullet you can dodge a space marine
Space marines are really good because they live the longest, but it doesnt really mean they are perfect
And then that gets mixed up with stereotypes and popular belief (which may or may not be true), and you have yourself a pot full of shit.
Also if we are comparing space marine 2, 3 space marines single-handedly wiped out an entire legion of tyranids and even kill multiple carnifex’s
power scaling is stupid because the answer should always be the character or thing who wins is whatever is most narratively satisfying and also power scaling lingo is fucking stupid but like
It's really funny how borked some stuff is
In game you can parry a Crusher overhead
the problem with the rejects fighting a marine, its the FUCKING DEATH GUARD
It is, the fact is, though, that a lot of people forget that 40k is (or at least was) supposed to be satirical in nature.
Four ogryns would turn a space marine into stretch armstrong if they got their hands on one
if you're a space marine and you've let an ogryn walk up to you you've already lost
We wouldn't even be able to get close let alone kill a burgle as well afaik
the big toddler picks you up and rips you in half
I don’t think bullets would be an issue here, I mean I can easily see zealot getting his head ripped off and then veteran gets blown in half by a right hook all in the span of like 100 milseconds
Lore excuse is "the burgles and everything else are weaker manifestations"
I don't think lore should be a necessary factor when making a fun game.
i could tame a beast of nurgle
1 plasma shot to the head
can we eat one
What
Im telling you what the devs said how does that make it "less fun"
Because fuck you I have a plasma
it would eat it, then call you a pussy
my short king zealot with a knife can kill a squad of plague marines and my lore excuse is that emperor watched over him
We arent fighting marines
Marines arent part of this story and never should be
when are we getting t'au plasma rifles
Never ever
What?
the fuck is wrong with me
I must be high.
we're fucking wrong with me now?
Why plasma when have Rock 
Arent they more like pulse rifles
What?
Plague marines seem very relevant
They aren't
maybe is they were a rogue trader
lol
I think they did the right thing not including space marines in DT tbh
You can have chaos without the respective chaos marines buddy 🧍
Depends
A push hardened skin reaper could tank like 4 plasma shots to the head when it lore it would just kill marines
not every nurgle presence requires plague marines
It would just end up being another space marine game
They're called pulse rifles and they fire plasma pulses or whatever they're called
Correct. Its very explicitly not a marines story and should never involve them.
we are aboard a Rogue Trader ship and the Commodore is pretty dilly dally about the fact she trades with xenos, if I recall correctly.
fat shark has already said we're not getting anything with marines and good because we don't need more marine stories
Not like hordes of them but I see a boss fight where it’s just 1
Bo
we're with the Ordo Hereticus, meaning xenos cooperation isn't entirely off the table.
*no
Its not happening
No marines
Ever
hmmmm 
There is smuggled tau tech in Tertium right now
One plague marine would mean the Super-mega-plague death
TEN THOUSAND NURGLE STDs
You want marines? We have a game for that. Called. "Space marine". There are two of them.
Well didn’t fatshark leak terminator squads
Unless if our lot are blessed to high heavens, won’t happen
though you still have a problem with the inquistion being so close
Savant psykers confirm that they confiscated tau tech back when they were still in the enforcers
The ludo dissonance thing is so borked due to the games balance lol
Did they?
Bro we fight beasts of Nurgle lol I’m against marines but they’re not bigger plague carriers than those blobs
WOE UPON YE, 17 types of DIARRHEA
when are we getting dark eldar
No. Instead, you and everyone else watched a single joplays video and read way into cool graphics cutscene text.
he would 100% shoot you
Idk that’s why I’m asking
Hyper aggressive enemy is just a dclaw victim
Idk who that is
We’re fighting smoll types. Plague Marines are A LOT WORSE
Slow enemy is just a stagger victim
Someone found something about drones and related it to the deathguard for some reason
I love joplays and how they get into lore but half the shit they post is clickbait for rent
Its pretty much unfounded tho afaik

you can never have enough darktide general
Tanks fun

KILL ALL SPACE MARINES
ah yes the 2 seconds worth of cutscene with a fluff text you need to look at under magnifying glass to read that say "terminators" and "drones"
BURN THE GENE SEEDS..
omg death guard confirmed
No. You're referring to a specific piece of text that is in both the Enclavum Baross debriefing cutscene and the Archivum Commsplex debriefing cutscene. It's referring to a Moebian 21st deployment log in the first one, but it's the exact text in the latter. It's just a piece of asset reuse that people blew out of proportion.
So in fact I think Fatshark should add Space Marines just so I can solo it talentless grey weapons
I've heard enough. 20 minute theory video.
Bug divers, frame divers, and nerf divers
fat shark should make a game called darktide with space marines instead because spus muhruine s are cooler they have the bolt cutter and uhm
have any of you seen the cyberstan leaks
we're going to cyberstan?
yes
GOOOD MORNING CYBERSTAN!
the rebel alliance stole the death star plans and we have to go kill them
I hope we fail the offensive and dont make it to cyberstan it would be so funny they worked on all the assets and we wont see them
plague marine getting his shit rocked by a scrawny prisoner in rags with a dclaw
the automaton city tileset is crazy
plague marine getting murked by 4 ogryns with a rock
I just keep pointing at the "scale the rejects up to be marines and then fight that" argument
be funny tho
is bitsquid a coin i can buy
space marines would actually win because of modeled butts
space marines do have massive rumps i never really considered this
Naw its the uh
The engine that all the 'tide games and most of arrowhead's messes run on
clap of their ass cheeks would blow you away
I think people forget that average space marine are also not that goated
They die to random xenos species not even related to the main enemy ones that have the same mentality of a roach
The average marine isn't Loken, Dante nor Sigismund
They are bums
pls, dear god, YES
that sounds like actual footnotes when they were making shit up for the marines
wouldn't feel too out of place beside 'toxic spit'
fkin hell 
average space marine longevity is mostly dependent on whether they're arrogant pricks or genuinely devoted
In comparison to most things, we fight, they are
Its just
Neither is my homebrew chapter or my homebrew warband
They're much goated
Everything else is also equal or better to them
I like space marines more if its in the 30k setting
weren't they like, glorified cops in their past-time in 30k
Or no, that was the original 1st edition.
good backsides are a prerequisite for space marine selection process
Some arrogant pricks live longer because they can actually stand on business but if they're just arrogants with no skill they wont live long
idk 1st edition imma be honest
I like it more than current 40k.
ARKNIGHTS
1st edition rogue trader was sure something
ENDFIELD?!
I like both 30k and 40k settings for different reasons but if I had to say a favorite 30k is much better
Real, I think they just seemed more proper
isn't 30k also a seperate way to play the tabletop
30k alpha legions drippiest 
Yeah The Horus Heresy
They have a different rules and stuff
apparently converting to chaos sucks you dry of all your drip (or turns your body into sand in the case of thousand sons I guess)
Khornites are exceptions.
and have more spikes on them
Depends on legion/god you worship
30k in general is drippier than 40k
But like, I want to port the mechanicum resin models :^/
Pre-Heresy Legions were goated tho
Emperor's Children lost their sauce but GOD DAMN the Iron Warriors got a good upgrade after the Heresy
Please give me thallaxi in 40k gw
horus was white before converting to chaos, funny.
30k is a better setting for space marines but a far less interesting setting overall
The Auxillia, my beloved
actually got me thinking of solar auxilia regiment drips
all the crazy shit that goes on in 40k hive cities is the peak of the whole thing
or was it auxilla
Hell yeah
Its more interesting for most factions, its just got less going on with some than others
Give Vet the Void Armor drip
30k is a better setting if your main Warhammer interest is space marines and humanity overall
40k is for anything else not marine/iom focused
I would rescind this if we got actual mechanicum in plastic 40k
But we dont yet
However 40k also has votann
So I like 40k more
IoM is also better in 40k, because the Imperium is far more interesting when it is hurting itself in its confusion and slowly falling apart under the weight of its own colossal failures
never understood how GW handled abhumans, like they have a lot of unique species that would undoubtedly be popular but they're just like 'best i can do are ogryns, ratlings, beastmen and nightsiders'
Felinids in plastic would be fire, trust me.
It was doing that in 40k tbf
Votann are the space dwarves right
30k also doesn't have tyranids, necrons, or tau
yes, used to be the Kin/squats
(Fuck you tau this is REAL robots)
40k clears
😭 would be archeotech type shit, could be more expensive in terms of aquilas
still being ultracapitalists apparently
gw forgot to write lore for them so still not much, i think?
That still kinda happens during peak of Heresy
Not only the marines are fighting
But I like 30k more because I'm more interested on Space Marines and the tragedy of it all hits hard
Plus the aesthetic
Void armor aint archeotech
The votann?
No there's plentg
fair enough, different strokes for different folks
Just limited number of stories
sadge, I see snippets of their power armor looks like ,its hella sick
But 40k def clears for representing other factions
in fact i liked 40k more before they started adding a lot of 30k into it
They are the kin
And the squats still exist, just kn necromunda
They're still called that, huh?
I like votann :^>
bring back void armor and my soul is yours james workshop
I like that they will strip mine ur planet with u still on it
Only think about Votann is they all just live on a massive planet eating ship travelling space
necromunda is a good example of peak 40k imperium-centric stuff. it's entirely focused on the here and now of the setting, barely involves any space marines, and has a decent variety of crazy gangs and houses and monsters
Depends on the hold
i love that shit
Dont forget mine
Yeah
30-40k will purely depend on your favorite aspects of the media, since for me it's Astartes and Chaos I think 30k is much better than 40k since it is at its peak
A lot of them strip mine but some trade a lot
price of nickle has risen by 9.38%, prepare to die
40k does have some chaos and adeptus astartes stuff I like
right, that's what I meant. BL forgot to write books for them.
Its like chapters kind of
There are two planets in the Imperium with notable squat populations, Necromunda and one other whose name I forgot. It's mentioned in one of the Leagues of Votann codices
i'm sure GW wrote a reasonable amount of lore fluff material
Ye
Holds are like their version of chapters?
The other one has life 50% of its population being squats or something
The fluff is enough to work with
i love 40k fluff
I only "care" about like...ymir conglomerate
I love fluff in general.
But there are others
Ymir you say? 
are there any good BL books about xenos?
Ye the red ones
I only have imperial-centric books as of currently
Not....really?
There's the tau stuff of course
But the tau stuff is hit or miss
Did almost get my hands on Legion a while ago but that's still imperium (theoretically, at least to some degree)
Id like a book about the Interex, they seemed interesting and want more stuff about them
Itll never be bad as the beast shit but fuck dude
The interext, the rangdan, the hrudd(?)
I want the rangdan the most
Vordine, that's the planet I was thinking of. Also I was wrong about 50% squats, just that there are quite a lot of them on it
Bring back the rangdan and give us an "oh shit"
Whats Rangdan and Hrudd?
That war ate two fucking primarchs
There were books about the War o' the Beast?
I mean, of course there was, but I hadn't heard until now.
(Both of the missing primarchs went missing during the rangdan wars)
huh, whats that about
Rangdan is a mysterious other cenos imperium that very nearly almost beat said imperium and the war was "so terrible eveyone got mindwiped to forget aboht most of it"
war of the beast was always an interesting period to me just because of how much it fucked up the imperium
first im hearing of it sorry 
Unfortunately
missing primarch is actually just one person but uses they/them pronouns hence the confusion
i'm a big tyranid fanboy, i think they make for a more frightening ultimate foe than chaos, and i think their monster designs are sick.
the 2nd and 11th legion
I unironically also think that the adeptus rediculous podcast review of the beast series is a better way to digest the beast series than reading the beast series
Its that bad
jesus christ
I read a synopsis on the war of the beast and it sounded absolutely stupid
I dunno what the fuck the writers were doing back then man
if they let me make 40k movies i would make a trilogy where tyranids are the enemy lol.
- first movie is a lictor hunting the PDF forces garrisoned on a lonely moon in the solar system, then the hive fleet arrives at the end. cliffhanger ending.
- the next movie is the full tyranid invasion onto the main hive world and the PDF and local guard regiments desperately trying to defend/survive, then a space marine chapter deploys at the end. cliffhanger ending.
- third movie is all-out action between space marines and the hive fleet. ends with a heroic sacrifice of some chapter hero captaining a barge into the norn queen and shit.
It simply is stupid
I think it could be re-written to reinteoduce a krork analogue/black ork analogue though
Gotta agree, love the "bio-mutating ever adapting and advancing foe" tyranids have especially their design but im a sucker for the supernatural aspect of chaos and the entire thing with daemons and possession
truueee daemonhosts are sick
cherubael my beloved
I like that the silent king agrees with this notion
in the words of the emperor:
STOP BLOWING UP EXPENSIVE SHIPS IN HEROIC ACTS OF SACRIFICE
This is just the UM on mcragge

Take my monie
This happened. Verbatim. Completely adaptable series.
mandatory: third movie features an imperial titan duking it out with a bio-titan of gargantuan proportions
actually you know what i'd like to see
fine by me!
Prak
humans just before the AoS
*peak
Mcraggots you mean
Nah I like UM
Bruh 
however i would also make an inquisitor tv show
maybe eisenhorn, maybe something else
chaos is a good focus for something like that
Ultramarines genuinely think they deserve to live
inquisition is untapped gold for 40k media..
true detective but it's 40k
I mean, Vaults of Terra might be my fav novel. Like ever
That ship wasn't yours to lose 🗣️
Most of the factions in 40k I don't have much disdain for other than the tau
as in, Vaults of Terra: Carrion Lord
an inquisitor and an arbitrator investigate the tangled web of a chaos cult on a polluted and backwater agri-world
But now that the votann exist, I don't dislike tau as much
again, that is like, not exactly, but similar to Vaults of Terra
hating tau is so unc coded
it is also a detective story, in a way
Also I NEED to have valdor's bullshit have payoff of some kind
ok sounds good, added to my backlog
My reasons are far more autistic than any unc
I only like Tau for their Mechas 
tau fire caste warriors got me acting unwise
pandaemonium finna go crazy
Sick looking mechas
This jit cracks blue
My man 🤝
I like tau but I dont like half of their mechs
Im excited for insanity to go down unironically
meth
I NEED the unhinged bullshit GW has set the stage for
Wasnt there recent news about Caville rewriting scripts about that 40k series they got cooking as well
There are probably rumours and hearsay and AI slop posts about it
But I don't recall any news
Fair, i just heard it thru word of mouth from an irl friend
I need valdor and his weird not-sanguinius bs winged marines
I need corvus corax showing up as his weird bird demon self
I need to know what the FUCK Vulkan is doing
I need to know what "subject 11" is
Etc
whats subject 11
Exactly
i guess? 
🙂↕️
Your lost boyfriend or girlfriend :3
No my bf is in arizona
Welp there goes my joke
I wish to curl myself upon his lap like some sort of pet
I would say "go find one" but we were hanging out for like 3 years before I did anything/made any indication/etc
That boy so damn autistic
autistic or dense?
Autistic
ok 
Everyone I ever dated said they just would rather be friends with me….so I’m taking it as a sign of not being note worthy for others
You'll find someone 
If you change when you date you miss the point of it
Or it finds you or whatever corny stuff people like to say
A lamball
dont change yeah, make yourself happy not for the other person, if they accept you then good for the both of you
I also keep running into dudes who like
Vent everything onto me and try to make me theirs(???)
bring out the i have a boyfriend card
I do
I got made fun of one time for thinking of a lazy date one time
Doesn't rlly stop them
"Sorry, i'm suddenly lesbian"
dudes are weird
But thats because I'm typically way less aggro one on one
I said “a lazy date night for us would be Taco Bell and anime”
I have had to let so many mfs down gently because "gay flambouyant brat" is some sort of bug zapping light
Good
Than again I live in a town it’s 90% old people
Its europeans and then americans with vocal tics or lisps that this happens with specifically
I have developed a stereotype
Well 2 stereotypes
God I wanna just lore dump about this shit so bad man this has been bottled up in my head for years at this point
stereotypes for?
Ppl who aggressively hit on me
This shit
I can aggresively hit you if you want
oh, lmao
I mean I am into that but that's not what I'm talm bout
When you try too hard, its hard to find someone. People can sense desperation and its a turn off.
You could now take a break from trying to date and focus on yourself. Get a new hobby or activity, and you might even find someone while doing it
eyo 
DESPERATION
Yes
ITS ALWAYS DESPERATION
Fuck me dude I hate having a filter
"I always feel like I'm alone and with you I don't feel that. You sound cute. I would pinch you if I was with you. Dork. You're so cute."
We have HAD ONE VC
CHILL
OUT
PLEASE

I’m surprised you guys go through stuff like this
I am too
Getting hit on? couldnt be me
it's really funny, when the toxic player in the team is clearly the worst one in the team
My day-to-day is not like this at all
I haven’t been in a relationship in 9 years and suddenly the moment I ask for honesty suddenly I’m the worst person…..
I never got hit on
just had a round with a vet that made mistakes, which absolutely happen to everyone, but he kept blaming us or the game
it fucking sucks dude
Lemme find something to hit you with
as fun as it sounds, it just makes you uncomfortable
Unless one is into it.
The only time I rlly get hit on in person its by ppl who "know" my inclinations. Or old men.

Is normal though. They expect to be treated like a king and handfed buffs and boosts.
brother 
All I want is a hug and some honesty ;~;
old peepol
ㅁ so uhh does plague makes u taller
Idk they are all living their epstein life and trying to grab someone young or smth
Plague ogryn taller than normie ogryn
the one person in the team without Auric Storm Survivor and Master of the Golden Storm, it's so funny
Plague make taller ?
plague make mutations
They got swollen and dumber
Old ladies will do flirty shit/attempt endearment but its never like the bs I have had old dudes pull
Where can I get plague ?
heyheyhey where's my buffs 👺
old dudes will straight up just tell a woman they wanna sleep with them and expect it to work
partner got approached by one during one of her works, so i dont have strong opinions of about old men ever since 
I'll hit in you 😜
this lmao
Some ppl got that by accident on their first auric and first five aurics... >_>
one of my friends even shared a story about one approching her and just showing a condom bruh
liek hot dayum
I want buffs
I doubt you manage to accidentally survive five Auric Maelstroms
I had one at lowes 'present' to me through his fucking lycra biking shorts and I got stuck in a loop of processing what happened
Buffs to what?
at least I didn't
Karien is offering buffs
Hello freaky aaaa whale
Gimmie
I can't post pics 😔
Same
Old men just think they have the right to touch you and you can't say/do anything cos their age. Elders>>>younger.
I actually did.
They are hyper aggressive bro its crazy
They will just grope though. Because age.
Freaks
was at a public party/club thingy once and saw some 60 something year old approach a 20 year old, and when he failed and saw that I watched the whole thing go down came up to me and told me "were I your age, it would've worked" and then just left before I could say anything
And now you are eternally scarred
Yes
copium
Did he hit you with the wink too
that is so disgusting, it's horrible
he did the chuckle and shoulder pat thing
They always seem so smug about it no matter how it goes
I know because if you are considered low tier, they treat it like free game. You are unwanted anyway, don't you enjoy being touched?
this conversation reminds me of a hilarious, but inappropriate joke
No they dont even teir it bro
Its not even like a "chase the uglies"
Its "you exist and I am horny"
Because if you slap an elderly, you are at fault.
Normalize slapping old bitches
Granted
you should absolutely be allowed to just woop old people that disrespect you
These are just the ones who "go out" in public
Every older person on planet earth are forcing Gen Z to live in their golden age while ignoring the inevitable passage of time decaying and rotting away the stability that they lived with.
I just watched Fallout Season 2 finale.
Holy shit
@twin flower may archmother be with you
fuck the Fallout show
All the ones who stay at home or shop during "old people hours" usually havr something like sanity
its not r@pe if both are crying

brother what
Is how it is.
🥹
They also act like that if they were in control they'd make a utopia
it wasnt my joke, but I had to pass it on 😂
"back in my day-" back in your day they imprisoned gays and didn't allow women to drive, shut up grandpa
Though im pretty sure that they run most companies
I was talking economically and not inclusivity based
not like they caused every problem we now live with and have to resolve
aaahhh... the good old days...
Why you freaks talking about old people
they suck
@elder merlin kill him

I don't know how to process half of the shit that happened in the last 10 minutes 
Solve problems and give next gen a better life than you had < Blame the newer generation and postpone your issues to the point of forcing the world into trying to kill itself
YOU KNOW WHO ELSE
dude that guy is named Paul, the fuck's he gonna do
I like my Gunk though
She make gud food
Kill you
And take nap
Obviously
😂
gulp
The newer gen bad thing is an ancient sentiment
But this is the first time the older gen has had such destructive control over things
Mostly because of the scale of the voterbase
But they procrastinate and completely push it aside
When they themselves were young they were all for improvment
But now that they are old they simply rescind what helped them
buddy stop giving my gen bad rep pls
fuck you mean "my gen"
You can see the voting trends as they age
are you 80
Huh
Arbitrators don't usually use Stamina curios in their builds because they can't run anyway. Too fat due to a diet solely of space donuts
Enforcers are donut cops
Arbis are the edgy swat dudes with the punisher skull on the armored van
I hope everything collapses so i can go back to fucking starving in winter and having fish smoke houses like my ancestors
no, but I feel 80 in this channel
how old are you
Do we tell him other things that use stamina?
No.
would ya'll date an Arbitrator
Yeah
I see
why'd you leave out the ist
Because
Saying hi in discord is cringe
So, Arbitrators are BOPE 
There is appeal in being the soft spot for a ruthless law Enforcer
That being said
No
That's dumb
I ain't calling you Oll
Ollph does sound better than Oll
Its like if I called this guy Car
That would be fhnny tho
True
I'm not a cat

Only fem maul

I meant more in general
Oh no
We are speaking common English
Nah
Only fem maul
Vehicle
I would
What the fuck are you talking ablut
what the fuck are you talking about
Bad day to be able to read
Our brains are linked

interlinked
Fem auth better
Can we get a warden to delete this NSFL thing?
Let's scalp him alive
Idk what the fuck is happening with gen chat today
Fem fatalist. She understands better.
McDonald's rival
how does a thought like that even enter a mind
That's all
Fem maul
Fem Fatalist.
I would go with both Mauls, but the male Maul just has an awesome voice
If he thought that, then he probably saw worse things to think of that
I like a woman that would pump 5 shells worth of shotgun bullets into my chest because i forgot to look left when crossing the road
The maul is the fucking smoker yeah
I would date any arbi except fatalist
I went Fem maul because male maul is overused
Is she the one with the thick accent?
have to imagine myself sitting on the couch, after a rough day at work and then I hear "Honey, I'm home" with the angelic voice of a mass murderer
I cant deal with:
Other brats
Pessimists
Male maul is an extreme optimist all things considered
I would date any character that isn't veteran, zealot, pysker, ogryn, arbitrator and hive ganger
How does one get such a crippling NSFW addiction they openly express what lustful thoughts they have considered

Deal with it. The server's filled with brats.
male maul also worked with the Xeno, the bad thing is that he flirts with EVERY female Arby
He really enjoys his job
exactly
I went with male seer because male and fem loner are overused
I actually hate those two voices
male maul just sounds fucking awesome is the thing
like I get it's overused, but he just sounds great
I like the interaction where he calls the nale savant a traitor
And the savant says that he was framed
what in emperors name
Also my initial thoughts when choosing Fem Sav
Now it seems like male sav is extinct 🥀
I go with whatever voice Frip Frop makes a video on about, cause i want to experience their interactions for myself.
I like that he calls every Psyker a liability
Then the male maul goes full customer support mode
To the point I could care less about it. Like, gratingly so.
When I got a cowboy hat for my pysker I changed his personality for loner
just such an evil insult
It's more fitting
who tf is male maul
Arbitrator personality
Male person
The Lex 👺
I go with whatever voice doesnt piss me off enough
And has the nicest quotes
i regret scrolling up
yeah, that guy's cooked
I would go with male loose cannon but i dont like how he speaks
Need wardens to delete it.

Just ping them
Fem LC or bust.
But on thenother hand i would pick him because of the "Hold that pose, heretic." Phrase alone
I hafe fem lc
Maximillian Dragor is the second best character in all of Darktide
and it's not even close
he is so goated
First

I hate 90% of the vet and psyker voices
I still like Hadron mroe
The others are fine
He's the only character of the cast that makes me smile
Probably because he looks like Markus Kruber
I like Kayex over Dragor
"Existence seems so much more agreeable after our little chats" is burned into my memory
Okay, not like you play with me anyway, right?
But Dragor over the others
Maybe, maybe not
Who knows?
I must obtain absence
She is on the other side of the world
Probably you won't play with her
KX can GTFO. I do not like a near 1 minute load screen.
I do
Kayex is the GOAT
That comes from personal preference, but i will say Seer, Authoritarian and Agitator tend to be my favorites to hear
Because i can sleep
Before playing
"ooooohhhhh, Laaaady of the Staaaaaaaaaars"
Really went "freeze"
Also im pretty sure he talks slowly to piss people off
overly long sigh
So hating him because of it is letting him get to you
You forget I queue EU when tired of soloing.
also any mission where you get graced with Kayex and Hadron at the same time, is pure comedy
"OUGHHHH... MORE DATA... DATA... 😩"
Kayex just schizoing out on the comms channel and Hadron going "look how smart he is, praise the Omnissiah" will never not be funny
My favorite voices in the entire game is Anarchist and Loose Cannon
Hadron is the sane one.
Kayex talks slowly because he's old as shit
Both male
Nah he young
isn't Kayex only like 400
Also kill the guy publicly that talked about the mall cops and their dogs
truthnuke
We need him gonep
that's 100 years older than Hadron. there's a reason she treats him with reverence
He smarter
fair
Oh Hank, can you delete that NSFL thing above so poor souls searching won't see it?
PLEASE
but 400 is still relatively nothing for Techpriests
Kayex should replace Hadron
:) admech are silly goobers
Admech is pure cinema
Kayex should kill Hadron
nurgle, god of computer viruses
the Darktide Discord just hates everything
He should unleash a torrent of monkeys from India to tear Hadron's stupid ass life support off
No, I like yuri ships.
I hate people calling Hadron "Tec-Mommy"
never seen any conversation in here about anything in this game, without like half the chat going "I fucking hate this"
truthnuke
she's too young for that
yeah

Big Boi
David Bazucki would hate the Admech
give the woman a thousand years, then she can be a "Tec-Mommy"
Don't mention Big Boi again
Because they're all old
Well, I needed to state I do like something.
He might come back
The pre-servitors are malding 🗣️
Lesbian/WLW shipping.
I know
@dire kayak don't sadly
She isn't part of the OGs
fucking "goober hotline"
He was one of the most regular guys here, also somewhat funny
jesus chrysler
I liked him
tanner
Kayex is an Enginseer, which is an important position but one with very little authority or power. I think 400 is pretty old for someone like him. it's only the Magos and the really high ranking ones that are given the super good tech juice that lets them be thousands of years old
Am i OG 👉 👈
Idk this goober.
fair
Ew you joined in 2026
probably gonna do one more helldiver campaign then do some of the event
Youngly
And if you’re really special. You discard your mortal flesh.
90% of this serveri already openly salivates and hopes on whenever someone mentions two women kissing like it's a piece of art from Picasso
One of the Darktide tubers of all time
Tanner when ogryn buff
Tanner when
Tbf, i left and joined a lot of times 
Tanner
holy truthnuke

Tann
Tan
Ta
T
Tanner
I am secretly Tanner
not everything can be truthnuke

S
liegrenade
Alpha Legion but Tanner Lindberg
Not everything can be a liegrenade.

My narcissistic ego and delusions let me believe everything i say is a truthnuke
truth... uh lie... mmmhhhh help.... brain hurt....
no, I wanted to remove it because it was dogshite
my join date for the server is a few months short of my real join date because dilara accidentally banned me once
"accidentally" sure
Bonks thinking implant.
How
she was trying to ban someone that i reported instead and she fatfingered the button
was funny
Sure
more rations, need more rations
u got banned for snitching
Fixd 
Wait a second
Mod on mod violence 🗣️
MARKUS KRUBER?1??1?1!1?1!1?1!1?1??1?11!
i was snitching on mememastodon so it was worth it
Who?
idk who that but name sounds funny
the Darktide Server beef lore is so deep
No. I’m the wish.com version. Markus Kastenberg.
you had to be there.
Still
Im here now
marcus fenix
this all happened in late 2022 or early 2023 lol
I need to know the deep lore of the Darktide discord
Denied.
I was in a havoc 34 and someone said my movement needs work. Does Dom have a video on that?
Who
DOM
it's chronically online dudes and gals crashing out because of one another, who cares
I like being a Viking.
I do
Oh wrong chat... Does any one have a vid on it
I care
Ask @dense slate if it's the Dom we know.
none of it is interesting in hindsight, don't bother
my movement doesn't need work
I NEED to know the Darktide discord lore almost as much as I NEED the moebian 21st set
my movement is go forward, dodge left, dodge right, dodge backwards
and that's it
gg ez
Just hold w dawg
DOM! DOMINIC!
Theres like, 3 eras
The first was the boring era
The second was the freaky era
The third and right now is the boring era 2
People are jealous

My movement is perfect
DOM NOOOOO
**kaboom
Man I am so good at Dakrtide
the first era wasn't the boring era. the first era was the horus heresy era. the discord in flames
And I am a console player
the launch was a mess and people were NOT happy
Okay. Carry me to havoc 40 from 1.
ouch pal
