general-chat

[teal token]

Lmao East cost 250+ ms sound good?

[astral basin]

Leave old pictures in the past?

[acoustic pebble]

More like DDR instead of a beat em up

[astral basin]

Dance dance revolution

Ah

[acoustic pebble]

Absolutely amazing game
And a workout

[astral basin]

Never played

[acoustic pebble]

Highly recommend it

[fiery wave]

Is okay if you can deal with it and is okay at lower damage done.

[teal token]

Yeah there no snipers do no zzazza moment?

[blazing ibex]

Well good news! Rotten armor is gone.

For now.

[astral basin]

Gross. Entertainment drama

[fiery wave]

Since you might be playing D&D in a first person action hack & slash.

[dire kayak]

karien

[fiery wave]

Throw a dice, you may be shot even on dodge.

[teal token]

Yeah after like a month of suffering from it REEE... Finally free

[nocturne bloom]

the east cost 250+? thats a steal

[teal token]

No bad rubber band?

[fiery wave]

What? US East is like 380 for me.

[teal token]

I once got clip thru map after ping fluxed and I instantly ded

[fiery wave]

Is why I ask for West so is more 220-280 ping depending on server.

[dire kayak]

karien

[fiery wave]

You never got rubberband yeeted off the map?

[teal token]

Nope not yet because I play on SEA or HongKong ping not high

But I saw team rubber banding which is pretty funny though

[fiery wave]

Also, ppl don't know how hard going from 3-6 ping to 300~ avg be like.

[modest flume]

We'll fix you right up don't worry

[teal token]

I think it's fine if just regular team up?

I once joined a vtuber team and she's from England and the ping isn't that bad (at was 3 am and I can sleep GG )

[modest flume]

Well the host is whoever has the mission

[fiery wave]

Is on lower diffs. You can try clutching aurics even. Is just more effort required and WAY more gambly.

[blazing ibex]

ELO hell is a bitch.

[modest flume]

So if we do yours, we'll probably be on your server

[fiery wave]

Press x and change server.

[fiery wave]

Or click that server option button.

Always make ppl happy so they don't suffer high ping.

[teal token]

Now no more rotten armour so maybe more easy to beat? I now have The Final Toll, Emperor Fading light 1 and Contaminated Stimms this gud comrade?

[modest flume]

Ehh easy more or less

Just be a bit careful with Final Toll

Stagger immunity

[teal token]

Yeah...

[fiery wave]

Is fine if you are used to being called useless or shit because 300+ ping makes playing high havocs harder.

[modest flume]

As long as you aren't surrounded by armor, it's relatively easy to work with

[fiery wave]

Stimms as well, double reds.

[teal token]

So Ogryn no go then?

[tired inlet]

I'm glad you enjoyed that video.

[modest flume]

Nah man Ogryn is great, can opener

[teal token]

Lol

[dire kayak]

what does emperor's fading light 1 even like

do?

[tired inlet]

Harry DuBois has entered the chat

[fiery wave]

Expect any reds ragers to 1 shot you if hit more than once.

[modest flume]

Unfortunately I don't consider that useless

[acoustic pebble]

It's genuinely amazing. Thank you for sharing it

[teal token]

Just no grace period ie no safety net after toughness break

[drowsy prawn]

Karien is a havoc expert 😌

[fiery wave]

I mean, surviving alone is hard.

[modest flume]

She's the biggest carry around

[dire kayak]

hmm

my smooth brain doesn't know what that means-

[fiery wave]

Am not. I just want my weekly box and people who can carry are getting less due to schedules.

[modest flume]

Depends, and especially when you're at 300 ping, calling you useless for fighting the forces of nature is just inconsiderate and immature honestly

[fiery wave]

Nope.

[teal token]

Like you get hit really hard after your toughness is 0 and hardly regain

[dire kayak]

oh

[teal token]

It kinda SUCC

[dire kayak]

so that's why ive been struggling so much

[fiery wave]

Extra spicy on 80 toughness zealot maybe?

I remember the 55 toughness days.

[dire kayak]

i might need to start learning perfect blocks

[astral laurel]

ergh I am still feeling the adrenaline from 8 hours ago

[modest flume]

When your toughness breaks you have that brief flash and your character makes that exhale sound? You get a brief window to recover, "toughness grace", and Havoc removes that, so as soon as you break toughness, you can go down immediately

[teal token]

I've been playing for like 2 months now and rotten armour PTSD is not going away

[fiery wave]

Rotten is just too overtuned.

[dire kayak]

"don't get hit" is my entire life now

[fiery wave]

And not even in a fun way.

[modest flume]

Good

[teal token]

Yeah and my newbie brain got rotten armoured

I hate it

[modest flume]

I'm here to hold your hand, don't worry

[fiery wave]

That's just havoc. Get hit more than once and there goes half your hp.

[fiery wave]

It's brutal.

[dire kayak]

can you hold my hand too?

[fiery wave]

Nope.

[modest flume]

Yes

[modest flume]

Yes.

[teal token]

Also massive salute for those who played with me last month, carried me from 16 to 22 while rotten armour is everywhere

[modest flume]

Salute to you too for surviving

[fiery wave]

Nope, not good at all. Just better than the avg bad pub since they suck even on low ping.

[dire kayak]

yaaaayyy

i love holding my father's hand

[modest flume]

"better than avg pub"

Avg pub doesn't play at 300 ping, that means you're a hard carrier, sorry

[fiery wave]

While I just gamble at 2 hp for 6+ minutes because I keep getting bs and never getting to heal on until death.

[teal token]

Btw we use discord chat or in game voice?

[modest flume]

Chat?

[teal token]

Yesh?

[modest flume]

Idk you guys decide, normally I just wing it

[teal token]

Lol my grandma is here so cannot scream when jump scared

[gloomy tartan]

Damn

Grandma ain’t down with darktide ?

Shame

[teal token]

Discord VC better or in game VC?

[acoustic pebble]

Alright

[modest flume]

Not gonna sugarcoat it, Discord VC

[acoustic pebble]

Enough fucking around

[fiery wave]

Yeah, but I'm not even that good unless lower diff. Then gamble on stuff.

[acoustic pebble]

TIME TO SCUM, YA MUCKERS!!!!!

[teal token]

She's oldge but she do watch me play games lol

[modest flume]

In-game VC is atrocious

[teal token]

Lmao

[fiery wave]

A stealth dog says hi.

[teal token]

[modest flume]

"gambling at 2 HP for 6+ minutes" at 300 ping

Karien the math ain't mathing, you carrying all of Atoma

[fiery wave]

It actually sounds pretty decent if your mic isn't dog dook tier though?

[modest flume]

It can

[fiery wave]

How so? Is just getting lucky and hoping you don't toughness break with 80 toughness.

[modest flume]

Because luck is skill

[teal token]

Welp playing on the HongKong server is pretty noisy when you hear Chinese people yapping a lot and the mic is relatively dog poopoo

[modest flume]

In-game VC isn't that bad though, she's right

[fiery wave]

You mean bitching to rescue them and support them.

[teal token]

I'm Chinese but I can't hear a karking things clearly bro

[modest flume]

Just is clunky it feels

[teal token]

That one too lol

[fiery wave]

I have it at 150%. All I hear from them is Mandarin and about treating them as all important if they fuck up.

[nocturne bloom]

all the new players smoking low dif lobbies with the tank in helldivers lol

[fiery wave]

Because I can kinda understand them just not speak it well.

[rough verge]

My friends are getting dt but I deadass dont think ill be able to explain mechanics 😭

[modest flume]

Understanding is half the battle

[teal token]

Lol go too far and down then complain about it and yell for help (at malice difficulty makes me wanna laugh but I can't if I laugh they would understand what I say unless I speak English instead lol )

[modest flume]

Explain as you go, makes it easier IME

Too much shit to consider to front load them

[nocturne bloom]

smack, die, no die, smack harder

[teal token]

You also Chinese?

[fiery wave]

I'm like, you joined my solo malice mortis. The medicae is still full. You are somehow as useful as a bot. Stop bitching at me when you go down.

[rough verge]

"Block and dodge more"
"Melee chips through armor"
Is what i was gonna stick to

[marsh iris]

chiong ahhhhh

[fiery wave]

Kinda? Singaporean Chinese.

[marsh iris]

[gloomy tartan]

Wow someone on my team is also using a inf las gun for fun

[teal token]

Eh we are close leh

[fiery wave]

Just dump them in malice and let them flounder.

[marsh iris]

grilled flounder

[fiery wave]

You can solo malice, right?

[rough verge]

I have never heard that word before

[teal token]

Me Malaysia Chinese lol

You travel to JB Karien?

[rough verge]

Ive never solod before but im competitive in auric, even if im not perfect yet

[modest flume]

He who stands with me shall be my brother

[fiery wave]

It's a fish. But the word is more, let them flop around and struggle so they learn faster.

[cosmic burrow]

Mate. Toss them into campaing and let them experience the game. While throwing kbowledge snippets here and there

[dire kayak]

what if it's a girl who stands with you?

[modest flume]

(or sister)

[fiery wave]

Not a guy.

[teal token]

But a man?

[fiery wave]

If a Singaporean never go JB, something is wrong.

[teal token]

[rough verge]

Im still destiny brained so I catch myself thinking I need to explain every mechanic

[rough verge]

(We all hit champ in siege they probably dont need babying)

[teal token]

Indeed

[cosmic burrow]

And tell them to not worry about builds when they start out. And for the love of the emps kick them in the teeth to only play the core 4 classes in the beginning

[fiery wave]

Is malice, will be fine unless it's mortis. Have fun on trapper waves.

[dire kayak]

hmmm

[modest flume]

She who stands with me shall be my sister?

[teal token]

I need to do Mortis but no comrades to play with...

[fiery wave]

Also not a man.

[rough verge]

They who stand with me will be my sibling :]

[blazing ibex]

This also means anything with a gun is suddenly significantly more deadly.

[teal token]

Leng lui then?

[fiery wave]

Different gameplay style though. Unless they have like 600+ hours in Vermintide.

[modest flume]

Arby in Mortis is hilarious

You can just ignore grabs

[dire kayak]

every crusher user is in a hivemind

i swear

[rough verge]

They have thousands in cod zombies

[teal token]

How lol but I also want to try the unlimited ammo for vets with the buff but chance of getting no gud

[rough verge]

And chivalry

Darktide is basically cod zombies + chivalry

[cosmic burrow]

In they try and shoot everything kick them in the balls

[blazing ibex]

Eh, it's more like Left 4 Dead + Chivalry

[cosmic burrow]

Learn melee

[fiery wave]

Not exactly. I'm a 3/10.

[fiery wave]

Still, can you melee only in that?

[thorn wedge]

ARBIT OR SPARKHEAD ARBIT OR SPARKHEAD?!

[arctic abyss]

gn

[fiery wave]

I just knockback recon a DH to death.

[marsh iris]

Diarbites

[thorn wedge]

YES

[teal token]

I see, and I'm like 4/10 la and very lazy . Btw you come to Comic Fiesta this year?

[thorn wedge]

3/10 is like a 40k discord 9/10

stand proud

[dire kayak]

everyone is a 10 to me

[marsh iris]

im a 6/7

[fiery wave]

Unlikely.

[dire kayak]

especially when compared to me

[trail bramble]

I'd say it's a synthesis of The Adventures Of Dizzy and Black (2006)

[fiery wave]

Because sausagefest? You have the streamers, I guess.

[thorn wedge]

puh

lease

based on conversation and personality

sausagefest, how shallow

[fiery wave]

Eh. The scale for women is worse.

[teal token]

40k moment?

[fiery wave]

What? It's majorly male focused and dominated.

[thorn wedge]

no no

there are female custodes now

so the gender ratio will balance out

thats how that works

[rough verge]

No its mostly guns

[dire kayak]

hey im a girl too :(

[rough verge]

Ij my experience

But theyre overall better at video games than I am

[fiery wave]

Remember, 7 is a minimum.

[fiery wave]

So they may get jumped on higher diffs.

[teal token]

For me I meet some girls in Darktide and they are badass girls so I'm fine because they murder everything

[arctic abyss]

Girls

[dire kayak]

all my operatives are girls

even the ogryn

[dire kayak]

awwh

hmp

[rough verge]

Based on personality i would say 6 MINIMUM

[high girder]

Lady Slaanesh said 6 is good enough

[fiery wave]

Is just how the scale is. Below that, and you are unwanted.

[fiery wave]

Slaanesh doesn't care except that you have ALL the fun in excess.

[teal token]

I think he she it is all in one/10?

[rough verge]

But to me everyone is a 0-3
0=no
1=yes
2=love of my life
3=not even bothering

[dire kayak]

im like a 4

and that's BEFORE the HRT

[rough verge]

How did you get hurt

[fiery wave]

I'm a 3, and the only reason is because I'm okay with putting up with bs.

I don't even need HRT, just born ugly.

[teal token]

I wish Fatshark would drop more drip to grind

[rough verge]

Im born stupid

[teal token]

Aren't we all at some point born as dumdum?

[jaunty path]

got sienna to level 20

[rough verge]

I was smart then got a lot of concussions

[fiery wave]

They want money. GL if the commissary gets another update.

[rough verge]

Football :[

[rough verge]

If they want money why dont they drop good cosmetics

[fiery wave]

They did, you missed them.

[rough verge]

Darn

[teal token]

I just want more Nox Alpha cosmetics....

[rough verge]

I am fairly new

[fiery wave]

See Inquisitorial agents and Vostroyan.

[fiery wave]

Catachan.

I want my half naked Amazon ladies who can totally barehand crush someone.

[rough verge]

I want a helmet to go with my leather jacket

[fiery wave]

Also so I can make using a knoife more understood.

[somber stream]

Catachan knife is like, a sword

In fact, they have one in game lol

[fiery wave]

Shush you.

[marsh iris]

no its a yuge knoif

[fiery wave]

It needs buffs.

[somber stream]

Someone lack faith

[slim flicker]

best melee against carapace ever

[cosmic burrow]

Have you managed to play silver?

I didnt

Sad

[fiery wave]

600 years later. Still chipping away.

[rough verge]

Is recon lasgun supposed to suck vs armor

[high girder]

There's a Catachan variant combat knife

[somber stream]

Yeah a bit, busy bee. She's busted

Infinite life steal lmao

[cosmic burrow]

No i just got juggled between abrams billy and warden

[teal token]

Sister of battle comes with melta pls Fatshark that is new faction

[cosmic burrow]

Let them fix the game first

[somber stream]

SoB Q4 2026, trust

[cosmic burrow]

We are still 6 months away from new class

[high girder]

I hope the next tide game is against Orcs

would be really funny

[fiery wave]

Oi, the deadline isn't even near, like 2 months later at worst. WDYM, no time?

[teal token]

Oh no....

[cosmic burrow]

They are working on theyre own ip

[rough verge]

I wish the next tide game was a Mass Effect one

[dire kayak]

i wont even be alive for that long

[rough verge]

Peak reaper war

[slim flicker]

dwarftide

[cosmic burrow]

Cool

[somber stream]

Sketch this week 🫵

Line too, maybe. Not sure

[fiery wave]

Oh, you likely will be, like how I'm still around.

[warm maple]

speaking of reapers how does anyone even get that dodge bullets penance they die so quickly LUL

Im still only like 60 shots in after a hundred hours of playing this

[fiery wave]

Do I need to pester you so it gets delayed?

[high girder]

Trust the process

[somber stream]

Nah

[fiery wave]

You find 3 others chasing the penance and run around together.

[warm maple]

lel, fair.

[dire kayak]

[teal token]

Rip I think opening Darktide and discord is getting my PC wacky

[fiery wave]

Not nah. I don't need you rushing. Have fun, you know.

[outer bough]

In all of slaaneshs depictions outside of “she who thirsts” they are referred to with terms such as dark prince, prince of pleasure, lord of excess, youngest brother of the chaos gods etc etc

[teal token]

I hope tomorrow it will be fine

[fiery wave]

Is Darktide, thing uses 98% of my CPU alone.

[trail bramble]

slaanesh has always had mutable pronouns and gender

[high girder]

maybe disable some of your 100+ mods would help

[fiery wave]

Numbers don't matter, just you enjoying the excess in excess.

[drowsy lynx]

Slaanesh too greedy for just one gender

[teal token]

I'm at 82% CPU usage atm when open discord with Darktide

[fiery wave]

I don't mod DT.

[teal token]

Now I'm VC testing voices

[fiery wave]

Anyone who knows me knows I do not mod it.

[dire kayak]

you all still have CPUs?

[fiery wave]

I'm just going to keep complaining till accessiblity is added.

[teal token]

Ya?

[dire kayak]

mine is just a melted metal plate on my motherboard at this point

[outer bough]

those slaanesh cultists made me weigh 400kg I’m addicted to drugs and have killed and ate 3 villages. The internet told me it was just about horny stuff man I want out

[cosmic burrow]

Yes

[blazing ibex]

this game is not well optimized

you don't need mods for it to be fucky

[fiery wave]

You wanted it in a way though, that's why you did it.

[nocturne bloom]

for some reason with helldivers 2 terraria discord spotify and my browser im only at 30%

[somber stream]

Stingray engine hell yeah

[teal token]

My PC is pretty low end

[outer bough]

Slaanesh really is the most destructive when you think of it cause their whole thing is ye keep doing that you really like that thing, then before you realise it your fucked

[nocturne bloom]

my cpu isnt anything remotely fancy

[teal token]

Btw anyone wants to help me test VC in discord?

[gloomy tartan]

How do we know slanesh ain’t a neck beard

[rough verge]

I just bought a pc for 700

[nocturne bloom]

i think my gpu is like 3 or 4x the price of my cpu actually

[rough verge]

Its got a 3080ti

[teal token]

USD?

[rough verge]

Ye

[teal token]

Yikes...

[gloomy tartan]

Anyone wanna run the event missions with me

[rough verge]

Facebook marketplace

[teal token]

What difficulty?

[nocturne bloom]

my spare ram is worth $700

[rough verge]

Not really

I got it from a friend

Hes upgrading so hes selling me his old rig for discount

[gloomy tartan]

Any honestly

Just want to finish the event

So in fine with lower diff

Or higher if you preffer

[teal token]

Stimms right?

[gloomy tartan]

Yeh

I like the concentration stim

[teal token]

Nah unlimited boss spawn is scary

[gloomy tartan]

I can shout like 3 times now

[fiery wave]

Heh. In some ways, you get addicted to the dopamine from the things you do till numb, then you find more things to keep the dopamine rushing.

[gloomy tartan]

The stims help

Concentrate stim is crazy

Lets you push maxing shield over and over

[teal token]

I usually run Malice on stimms Heresy is already hard XD

[gloomy tartan]

Just eating them like tic tscks

Yeah I agree

[teal token]

Wanna VC?

[gloomy tartan]

Sure meng

[rough verge]

Its gonna be so fun switching to pc from ps5 and rebuying games

[teal token]

Strike party 6

[somber stream]

You can plant the flag on top of the tank, while riding on it with a sword

[teal token]

Rip why cannot chat in group VC?

Also I cannot hear you

[gloomy tartan]

I hear you

[elder merlin]

[teal token]

Rip I cannot hear you

[gloomy tartan]

Try turn me up?

[teal token]

200%

[rough verge]

Poverty mic

[marsh iris]

the devils claw with the holes in it keeps reminding me of box cutters

[gloomy tartan]

My friend code is in my name

[teal token]

Lol

[gloomy tartan]

Dam

Do you know how to invite me ?

[teal token]

MadDog?

[gloomy tartan]

Yeh

[astral basin]

An american is performing a talent show, and in the back an englishman, french, spaniard, and german are causing a scene for missing it
American stands on a crate, “Can you see now?”
“Yes!”
“Oui!”
“Sí!”
“Ja!”

[teal token]

Lol

[gloomy tartan]

Wait you joined and left?

This gsme Bugging lol

[teal token]

Nope I join but it disappears

[teal token]

Ok I try invite

[gloomy tartan]

I mean it worked the first time so maybe the 2nd it really works idk

[teal token]

Btw where are you lad?

[gloomy tartan]

Cali

[teal token]

Fornia girls?

[somber stream]

Attack the D point 🗣️

[cosmic burrow]

Warden is my spirit animal

[somber stream]

Didn’t know Warden is a War Thunder player

[cosmic burrow]

Warden is my spirit animal. Bodies everyone

Allows me to tank

[arctic escarp]

Jacob Lash is an asshole.

[cosmic burrow]

Yes he is

[somber stream]

Just learned the US postal office has their own SWAT team

why?

[cosmic burrow]

And now they have theyre SS

But lets stop politics here and now

[somber stream]

Nah fuck the SS, imagine getting raid by your local mailman

[cosmic burrow]

Heh

Funny

[thick coyote]

[cosmic burrow]

Yesterday new toy came in

[marsh iris]

freedom delivery

[somber stream]

*no return policy

[marsh iris]

that is the other department thing

[somber stream]

Looks like we’re getting space battle in Hd2

[marsh iris]

fr?

[somber stream]

Bot destroyers going to intercept ours

[marsh iris]

fighter ships?

[dire kayak]

I KNEW THAT DOOR HAD A LOCK ON IT
EVERYONE WAS TRYNA MAKE ME FEEL LIKE I WAS LOSING MY MIND

[somber stream]

I mean we are going to cyberstan, the home planet of the cyborg

[arctic escarp]

drugs

[somber stream]

Wait and see

[arctic escarp]

incase drugs was being transported afaik

[somber stream]

NDA, FBI, local law offices

Just, sen those guy a notice maybe?

[marsh iris]

I killed them all, or not just the cybermen, but the cyberwomen and cyberchildren too

[dire kayak]

march to cyberstan gonna be like the horus heresy

[teal token]

Lol which side of California ya from? My shots are delayed

[dire kayak]

general brasch AND john helldiver gonna die

[rare pulsar]

Kill all these goddamn clankers

[somber stream]

200 million Helldivers budget, we’re 1% down already

[marsh iris]

europe servers have better ping for both americas and SEA players

[dire kayak]

i mean...

200 million is a lot...

[gloomy tartan]

SoCal

[somber stream]

I’m sure we’ll take cyberstan before that number run out, unless the devs start to dick around

[gloomy tartan]

Damn delayed shots sounds not fun

[teal token]

Welp I shot would be delayed for a while

[teal token]

It's ok as long as I don't get rubber banded lol

[teal token]

Btw goober catto wanna join us later doing stimms mission?

[dire kayak]

absolutely

w<

[jaunty herald]

yo whats THE good build website?

[outer jasper]

stupid fucking cat keeps shitting on my fucking floor

[analog marsh]

gameslantern

[cosmic burrow]

With*

Dont trust every build you see

[arctic escarp]

afaik when mail is involved it becomes the postal service's jurisdiction

[whole bough]

are macros for like chat messages a thing

itd be funny to be gandalf and have "YOU SHALL NOT PASS" anytime you use shield

[marsh iris]

going postal

[thick coyote]

I'VE GONE

POSTAAAAAL

with every word you said

I'VE GONE

POSTAAAAAL

You dig your grave

You think you're slick
But everything you did was built on the back of another
So fuck you
Today is the first day of the end of your lives
So get down if you don't wanna die
I'm feeling pissed now and you're wondering why
I regret nothing because you're begging to die
I'm about to go postal, taking all of your lives

sick guitar solo

[somber stream]

Sick lines

[thick coyote]

[sleek harness]

Totally Gameslantern

It's the best

Best...

Best build website ever

I am not being forced to say that at gunpoint

[dire kayak]

gameslantern fans when i use movietorch

[sleek harness]

Even Mister E builds are better ngl

All Gameslantern builds vs a youtuber's build

It's not even fair

[feral vessel]

gameslantern builds are either a hit or a miss, usually a miss

and a good portion of them are also just unnecessarily niche, probably because its just a personal build that someone decided to publish instead of refining it to be usable

[sleek harness]

Theres this zealot tank build that just takes every node from up to the middle

No seriously

[teal token]

Come strike team 6 VC?

🐱

[feral vessel]

the fucking what

How..

[sleek harness]

Zealot tank

[feral vessel]

Man, I used to be like that when first started to play Vet, I just took every node up from the top

Like, literally everything minus the ability node and blitz node, I dont know if I even got to the keystones at the bottom

[sleek harness]

Was it because veteran had low toughness regeneration

[feral vessel]

i think it was because it was my first time playing and i was rather stupid

[astral basin]

Actually. I should do that.

[sleek harness]

Most Gameslantern builds don't take keystones btw

The veteran builds I mean

[feral vessel]

Funny.

do they ever justify it in the description or

[blazing ibex]

tbf

once upon a time

it made sense to not use keystones

[sleek harness]

Most of thoses build I saw was before the rework

[blazing ibex]

when vet had a really, really, really, really shitty tree setup

[sleek harness]

When veteran keystone were so shit you didn't had to use it

[astral basin]

One keystone is weapon swapping
One is headshots
One is… what was middle…?

[sleek harness]

Ping

More damage

[astral basin]

Right

That stupid mess

[gloomy tartan]

We still good to continue ?

[teal token]

How many left?

I done all already

[gloomy tartan]

7

You can tap if ya wants

[blazing ibex]

FT is a really good keystone to be honest.

[astral basin]

The only time vet didnt starve was in the ancient days before they gave all rejects and heretics coke in their water

[teal token]

Ight let's kill more heretics until cannot?

[gloomy tartan]

Sure

[sleek harness]

I like the left side of the veteran tree, but it makes you think that it is a sniper focused side because of more headshot damage

[rare pulsar]

I hatevthat shit

[blazing ibex]

It's boring.

But really good.

[feral vessel]

FT is actually a fairly nice keystone, but it is pretty boring.

[sleek harness]

Doing headshots on hordes with a autogun is easy

[rare pulsar]

I hate pinging constantly

[astral basin]

Id take left side if i was using a las
I wanna do the age old infinite bullets

[rare pulsar]

Its annoying

[feral vessel]

set your ping to scroll mousewheel

[rare pulsar]

I have it on e

[astral basin]

And if on roller?

[feral vessel]

why the fuck do you have it on e

[sleek harness]

Just ping anyone who don't die fast

[rare pulsar]

Its still annoying its hard to focus if people spam ping ahit

[sleek harness]

Like crushers and bosses

[feral vessel]

HI SLAANESHI

[sleek harness]

Simp

[feral vessel]

Sucks to suck.

[feral vessel]

Or not, depends on what you prefer.

[rare pulsar]

Fast access

My keybinds are not default

[feral vessel]

Yeah I noticed.

[brazen pelican]

Got mine on RMB. :3

[sleek harness]

I totally forgot how a keyboard looks

[rare pulsar]

How do u block?

[feral vessel]

I forgot how horrifying custom key maps can get.

when in doubt, bind everything to f

[brazen pelican]

Either something is rough enough that I have to block, and thus ping it, or I aim and in case I miss, it is pinged.

[rare pulsar]

I got crouch on x

[brazen pelican]

Double bind.

[rare pulsar]

Lol

[brazen pelican]

I am very lazy.

[feral vessel]

Start working out, then

[brazen pelican]

Sounds like effort.

[sleek harness]

I thought you PC freaks put every keybind on your mouse

[feral vessel]

Find something you want to be or want to do.

[brazen pelican]

Lazy.

[feral vessel]

pc ubermensch

[somber stream]

I want a Mi-24 Hind D

[sleek harness]

A what

[feral vessel]

Do you seriously not have like, an ideal body or something?

[brazen pelican]

Eh.

[feral vessel]

A fighter jet, one of Soviet make if I recall correctly?

[brazen pelican]

I want a GM6 Lynx.

[feral vessel]

No, wait, thats a helicopter.

[rare pulsar]

My body only keeps working because i continuisly fuel it with drugs.

[feral vessel]

I mistook it for a Mig

[brazen pelican]

Same, although it barely works.

[somber stream]

Sexy beast ngl

[astral basin]

Aaa

Oh

[brazen pelican]

It's so cool.

[astral basin]

Beast is not nurgle

Ok

[cosmic burrow]

I got airsoft deagle yesterday

Ita gonna be fun

[sleek harness]

Licht why the fuck do you want a soviet fighting jet

[feral vessel]

So Im the only guy working out to have shapier hips? Fuck me, then.

[astral basin]

I got deagled by an airsoft yesterday

[brazen pelican]

I just wanna be smol. :3

[cosmic burrow]

Unless ofcourse with my luck its gonna be too powerful for cqb on the field i go too

[rare pulsar]

I only train my butt and legs and stomach too.

For my coworkers

[astral basin]

Hey now the soviets made some bomb stuff
Some literally

[sleek harness]

Slaaneshi, being small isn't cute

[brazen pelican]

"Since they are barely lethal, do you think it is okay if I bring my .22 to Airsoft?"
Actual question from an actual person.

[sleek harness]

I suffer every day for being a skaven the size of a dwarf

Or did

[brazen pelican]

Yes it is.

[feral vessel]

skaven should get stilts to walk on

or really high heels

[cosmic burrow]

I dont live in the crapmerica

[rare pulsar]

Smol

[brazen pelican]

Neither do I.

[cosmic burrow]

Cool

[rare pulsar]

Delete this

[feral vessel]

@brazen pelican can I friend u....

[somber stream]

Mi-24D, equipped with a 12.7 chain gun, pod rockets and missiles. Has room for 2 pilot, you and your SO. Room for 8 kids or 2 very large dog in the back, can travel up to 335km/5. Can take up to 11,500kg of weight at 4,500 metres

It's the perfect transport vehicle

[sleek harness]

I actually got bigger because freak Moulder scientists gave my legs longer bones for me to join the Moulder army

[brazen pelican]

But it is Russian, so replace 2 dogs with pet bear.

[feral vessel]

Is that the one from STALKER

[somber stream]

Okay 1 bear and a lot of salmon to make sure the bear remain at its seat

[sleek harness]

I do not enjoy what you said

That's fucked up

[brazen pelican]

[feral vessel]

I mean, if you dont like high heels, dont wear them.

Im just offering creative solutions, you dont have to like them or apply them.

[brazen pelican]

Instructions unclear, will apply all of them.

[feral vessel]

Good nuff..
answer my above question pretty please

[dire kayak]

im small

[brazen pelican]

I did. With a 💯 . ♥

[feral vessel]

oh i see

[brazen pelican]

[dire kayak]

[sleek harness]

Slaaneshi I will burn you

You like Hazbien Bortel?

[brazen pelican]

Why? :<

[feral vessel]

Oh, its the one I have a poster of.

Fuck I really shouldnt of put that on my door.,

[brazen pelican]

Maybe?

[dire kayak]

my exboyfriend was really into vox

[sleek harness]

What

[dire kayak]

and all i could think of whenever he said his name was the 40k communication method

[feral vessel]

bortel is very similar to "bordel" which is slovak/czech for trash or rubbish

[brazen pelican]

A friend said Angel reminded him of me. I choose to take it as a compliment.

[feral vessel]

Coincidence?

[dire kayak]

yeah uh

that exboyfriend

[brazen pelican]

"Bordell" in Swedish means "Brothel".

[dire kayak]

the one we should be beating with hammers

[feral vessel]

Happy accidents.

[brazen pelican]

Combined we are the trashy brothel.

[sleek harness]

My joke became even funnier

Thank you merp guy

I will give you nothing

[feral vessel]

I ask for nothing, so I am content.

[brazen pelican]

I ask for nothing, I take everything. (Only biomass, though.)

[sleek harness]

Content as in

[feral vessel]

Happy. Satisfied. Moisturized. Soaked.

[brazen pelican]

In their lane, unbothered, thriving.

[sleek harness]

I think that's copium

Don't inhale thet

[brazen pelican]

I don't inhale copium, I'm not an AdMech fan.

[feral vessel]

Dont bring copium into this, I still have that shit stashed for the next major game event where Half Life 3 wont be announced.

[sleek harness]

Valve doesn't announce their games

[feral vessel]

Fun fact, AdMech minis suck almost as much ass as most of the fandom behind the faction.

As in, tabletop wise, if you go by total victories, dont remember the year of the statistics.

[brazen pelican]

Damn. I mean at least Black Templars have minis way cooler than their fanbase.

[dire kayak]

I STILL HAVE HOPE

[astral basin]

Hey guys i need borbell money pitch $5 on my gofundme?

[rough verge]

I sont think ive met an admech fan i dont like

[dire kayak]

Hopium Administered

[rough verge]

Usually all the less savory folks are space marine or guard fans

[brazen pelican]

You are a Servoskull, you'll get some oil from Hadron and you will be happy about it.

[feral vessel]

succ

[sleek harness]

I would but my intelligence doubts that you can use money as a floating skull

[somber stream]

How much do you think a irl Servoskull would cost?

[feral vessel]

A quid and a corpse.

[sleek harness]

This year or 40k

[astral basin]

Couple hundred probably
Depends on quality

[brazen pelican]

How good are you at electronics and do you have any qualms about graverobbing?

[somber stream]

A 40K servo skull at current age

[feral vessel]

Theyre dead, theyre not exactly going to have any reservations, are they?

[brazen pelican]

Very true.

[brazen pelican]

You'd probably have to outbid Cavill.

[sleek harness]

It's literally advanced actual AI that isn't AI

It's mind-blowing

[brazen pelican]

You don't need a servoskull, we have Grok at home.

[somber stream]

Likely will be more expensive than any super computer currently existing

[dire kayak]

my psyker is mind blowi-

[sleek harness]

I wonder where all the phone games went in 40k

[feral vessel]

gork

[sleek harness]

Or even phones

[dire kayak]

i ate them

[somber stream]

Magical floaty tech, hologram display, advanced intelligence, machine spirit?

[astral basin]

Being oiled by a low class tech priest is not worth the sacrifice of this units dignity

[gloomy tartan]

Bro a pox hound pushed a trapper into a death fall into the abyss

[sleek harness]

No

[gloomy tartan]

Saved me

Good guy pox hound

[sleek harness]

No

[dire kayak]

mmmm

electronics 🤤

[brazen pelican]

You have dignity?

I thought that wasn't possible for servoskulls.

[sleek harness]

Imagine having dignify as a servoskull

[feral vessel]

mutant saved me from a pox hound once

[sleek harness]

You don't want to ask what their tech priest searches at night

[feral vessel]

chill guy

[fiery wave]

Stop complaining unless you want no oil at all.

[elder merlin]

[sleek harness]

Don't strip their oil away

That's evil

[feral vessel]

And Ciaphas Cain called,

LUUUUBE IT UP

[brazen pelican]

ORDO DRAIGO PRESENT! WE WILL PROVIDE THE OIL!

[sleek harness]

Don't stare me

Taking oil away from skully is evil

[astral basin]

Some well made or specifically oriented servoskulls will uphold imperial maintenance rites of their own.
It is of The Emperors Decree that anything of His service be held with Dignity and Reverence

[feral vessel]

Im poor, really.

[sleek harness]

What even is this emote

[dire kayak]

not for long

ive eaten many coins

[feral vessel]

Pucker up, buttercup.

[gloomy tartan]

Pox hound saved me from a trapper by killing the trapper shoving it into the abyss

[dire kayak]

gladly

w<

[sleek harness]

Guys I think he got saved by a poxhound

I don't know

[dire kayak]

okay hear me out on this

give the trapper carapace armour

[rough verge]

Trapper? I didnt know they added chiques with diques

[feral vessel]

the trapper, the trapper was in the Fulgrim files, mark my words.

[sleek harness]

For april fools make every heretics have medieval armor

[somber stream]

Imagine minding your own business and a random skull just float toward you and utter

"Oil me, daddy"

[sleek harness]

Which is carapace

I mean, I would need to do it

[dire kayak]

oh god

[brazen pelican]

Cowardice, give it to burster instead.

[sleek harness]

Who knows the owner of the servoskull

[gloomy tartan]

For April fools the heretics have Carapace diapers

[sleek harness]

Maybe it's going to lobotomize me if I don't

[teal token]

Wanna join goober catto?

[feral vessel]

use the servoskull as a basketball

[brazen pelican]

To which Licht responds: "Not your dad."

[somber stream]

You aren't an Admech, they will cut your balls if you do

[dire kayak]

hmmm

[rough verge]

Hot

[sleek harness]

Whoa licht

Are you certain I am not one

[astral basin]

marks another time licht mentions ball destruction

[somber stream]

No rat in the admech, far as i can tell

[teal token]

Mom?

[feral vessel]

We should make that a Mandated Edict.

[brazen pelican]

I sure as fuck hope not.

[feral vessel]

Mandated Edict, 6 hours in the ball crushing machine.

[rough verge]

Hot

[astral basin]

Licht would spend too much time there

[somber stream]

Ass tag
It's a Nikke community

Checks out

[feral vessel]

ARBITRATOR YOURE NOT SUPPOSED TO USE THE TORTURE DEVICES ON YOURSELF

[wide seal]

How to add mods in dark tide

[feral vessel]

Oh, oh, so now were doing ad hominem?

[astral basin]

Idk if hed be there as a “victim” or as an observer but
He will be there

[cosmic burrow]

ASS title

[dire kayak]

im going to

[teal token]

Licht daddy skull?

[brazen pelican]

Install mods, most mod pages has instructions.

[dire kayak]

im going to eat every servo skull

[feral vessel]

a simple reflection of my taste, really

[wide seal]

From nexus mods ?

[brazen pelican]

Yeah.

It should tell you dependecies etc, as well.

I SEE YOU, CUNT! @little marten

[wide seal]

Fat shark are ok with it ?

[rough verge]

I like your funny words magic man

[sleek harness]

Look again

[astral basin]

#📌communities message

[little marten]

Hehe 🙈

[brazen pelican]

Yeah, as long as you don't use mods to ruin others experience. That's the line afaik.

[somber stream]

That's a dude in the picture

[feral vessel]

thats two skaven in tech priest robes

two rats in a trench coat

Calling it..

[little marten]

Foolish skaven did a rebrand?!?!

[sleek harness]

I borrowed his body

[rough verge]

Client-side is ok i thought?

[astral basin]

5 nurglings in War Priest Plate

[dire kayak]

neuro will you be my mom?

[sleek harness]

No, I will be back to skaven later

[brazen pelican]

I mean, I have not heard of anyone being banned for mods.

[sleek harness]

I am just making a point that

[brazen pelican]

But it is at your own risk.

[sleek harness]

I can be anything

[teal token]

@gloomy tartan lol DC?

[brazen pelican]

Sounds like delusions.

[little marten]

Better be

[gloomy tartan]

Sleepys

[astral basin]

You cant spell “war priest” without “warp”

[sleek harness]

You mean me to become you

[teal token]

Ight goodnight comrade and now me go find food

[sleek harness]

Hopefully thats a not

[sleek harness]

If I keep changing pfp discord will lock me from changing it

[feral vessel]

Flared up my bisexuality.

No, not really.

[sleek harness]

Wdym better be

You liked skaven?

[brazen pelican]

No, Skaven are gross.

[sleek harness]

Fuck you

[fiery wave]

More pattable though.

[brazen pelican]

Good food for spider-daemons, though.

[sleek harness]

I will personally send a Iron Hand to crush your ribs

[dire kayak]

I wish i got more pats

[sleek harness]

Should I

[arctic abyss]

damn

[sleek harness]

Stop staring at me demon

Foul

[fiery wave]

I rather you send more fluffythings like yourself. They all love patpats.

[somber stream]

Awoooooooooo

[little marten]

Stay the rat you were

[dire kayak]

:3

[sleek harness]

No

[sleek harness]

Sure

But first describe my pfp

[brazen pelican]

Rat.

[sleek harness]

Not

It's not a skaven

[astral basin]

The Hun is pillaging

[arctic abyss]

rat

[feral vessel]

I think he means at present.

Like, at this moment in time.

Rather than at a point in the past.

[sleek harness]

Theres no present

[brazen pelican]

Oh. Then biomass.

[astral basin]

What is The Hun pillaging?

[sleek harness]

Theres only future

[feral vessel]

Tech priests taste yucky..

[sleek harness]

The Omnissiah told so

[marsh iris]

✊ 🐺

[brazen pelican]

Larger part of Asia, I imagine.

[fiery wave]

Boring, unfwuffy, trying to out edge Arthas.

[brazen pelican]

Oil makes them slide down easy. Biomass is biomass.

[somber stream]

✊ 🐺

[marsh iris]

bioass

[sleek harness]

Who the hell is Arthas

My servoskull doesn't got any logs about this person

Flesh being

[brazen pelican]

Brother of Brthas.

[feral vessel]

That is not what I meant.

[sleek harness]

STOP STARING AT ME FOUL DAEMON OF THE WARP

[fiery wave]

Guy has never watched anything WC3, I guess.

[feral vessel]

MISTER COMMISSAR THE TECH PRIEST TOUCHED ME WITH HIS MECHANDRITE

[sleek harness]

Goober can stare

[trail bramble]

fuck I'm old

[sleek harness]

She is unharmful

Probably

[dire kayak]

i have many clones

[sleek harness]

I am not a granny to remember this game

[brazen pelican]

I'm hungry, I'll go check the engine room pantry.

[dire kayak]

do you wish to know how many are in your vents right now?

[feral vessel]

Do you have a license for that?

Otherwise Im going to have to mandate that edict on you.

[sleek harness]

I don't have vents

[brazen pelican]

[fiery wave]

Not a Mister.

[dire kayak]

you do now

[feral vessel]

Missis.

[dire kayak]

do you wish to know how many of me are in your vents?

[sleek harness]

Sometimes we do errors

[astral basin]

Begone beast, lest Holy Oils is used again

[sleek harness]

My bad

Or not

I don't feel sympathy

[fiery wave]

Just look in the vents.

[brazen pelican]

🫡

[marsh iris]

watch your sins slip away from the holy oils

[teal token]

Oil magiritsa?

[dire kayak]

wait no

im in there

[dire kayak]

a lot of me are in there

[feral vessel]

Can you eat those genestealer cultists on deck 5? Theyve been ruining my sleep.

[dire kayak]

57 to be exact

[sleek harness]

You know what guys

[brazen pelican]

The what?

[feral vessel]

The filthy tyranidsexuals..

[sleek harness]

I think I am having more fun roleplaying as a tech priest

Maybe skaven is gone forever

[marsh iris]

im slippin' it, beloved

[brazen pelican]

Never heard of.

[feral vessel]

just fucking eat them please

[dire kayak]

there's 66 of me in your vents

[brazen pelican]

I can eat people that are on board the ship? Fuck, you don't have to tell me twice.

[feral vessel]

I do not have vents, really.

[fiery wave]

So, shoot the unfwuffy thing.

[sleek harness]

Where is the rest

[feral vessel]

select people

dirty, dirty people

that i dont like

[sleek harness]

Killing me doesn't bring your cuddle thing

[dire kayak]

57 are in neuro's

i think 80 live in your walls

[sleek harness]

But why

[brazen pelican]

Oh, you mean those that smell like friends?

[marsh iris]

tyranids are camping in space, you cant tell tyranids to not open a can of human sardines floating around

[feral vessel]

Are you enticing me to rip off the drywall on my walls?

[fiery wave]

That is fine. One handed bolter to an edgelord will do.

[dire kayak]

it's cozy in there

[feral vessel]

Do you think I can make the entire hivemind suffer by showing one tyranid clips from Velma?

[sleek harness]

This isn't american walls

It's Brazilian walls

Like

Bricks

Thin bricks

[feral vessel]

brick
by

[brazen pelican]

[dire kayak]

you'd be surprised

it's actually really spacious in here

[feral vessel]

Are you really small?

[sleek harness]

You are just going to stare at me until I go back to being a skaven don't you

[feral vessel]

Small enough to fit into the palm of a hand?

[dire kayak]

whenever i make a clone

[brazen pelican]

[dire kayak]

i get smaller

so im the size of an ant

[feral vessel]

Oh okay, imma hit up the guy thats into macro micro real quick.

[sleek harness]

That's a yes?

Probably

[sleek harness]

1 for yes 2 for no

[brazen pelican]

I have hired an Alpha Legion lawyer for this, he'll give you a straight answer, I'm sure.

[sleek harness]

Alpha what

[feral vessel]

My Honour, you see, I am Alpharius.

[dire kayak]

alpharius is a threat to me

he's already killed 388 of me

he's trying to get that gold coin

[fiery wave]

Are you saying you live in concrete?

[dire kayak]

but he'll never find out who's the real one

[feral vessel]

Im calling my big nosed friend.

[brazen pelican]

The turntables.

[feral vessel]

He can sniff out coin for miles.

[sleek harness]

"Your honor, my client was just staring at the skaven, there is no way that this wasn't a message"

[winged oasis]

alright i hit 30 with zealot

[brazen pelican]

[sleek harness]

Eggman?

[winged oasis]

honestly not bad, idk how to fucking use the relic ability

[brazen pelican]

You called yourself Skaven, rats gets pats. I win.

[winged oasis]

do i really just press f and stun

[sleek harness]

[brazen pelican]

Stun and give gold toughness to nearby allies.

[slim flicker]

why flashlights needed on the guns still

just feed the rejects carrots

[dire kayak]

can i get pats?

[fiery wave]

Press ult, run at bosses to wall bang them.

[dire kayak]

do cat get pat?

[winged oasis]

alright sound simple nuff

[sleek harness]

No

You aren't skaven

Also yeah I am back

Hello freaks

[dire kayak]

:(

mrow

[fiery wave]

I sense a tsundere.

[dire kayak]

sob

[brazen pelican]

Always.

[dire kayak]

YAY

[modern bobcat]

flashlights should wake up Daemonhosts like they did with The Witch in Left4Dead

[sleek harness]

I am just being logical

It's not a tsundere thing

[cosmic burrow]

They do

[brazen pelican]

They do, I tried it out.

[slim flicker]

demon head

lights off

[astral basin]

Dere? Im just a failure

[fiery wave]

Sure you are... We all know you Tsundere.

[modern bobcat]

I'm also going to "test" this

[astral basin]

Not even cool enough to be a girl failure

[modern bobcat]

several times

[brazen pelican]

Had flashlight on, didn't move, all I did was turn until flashlight hit DH. She got pissed.

[sleek harness]

Didn't you used to call me a tsuntsun

[fiery wave]

They do. Unless you cheated with mods.

[sleek harness]

Why is it tsundere now

[brazen pelican]

That's so cute.

[astral basin]

chat has successfully been killed

[sleek harness]

Shut up

Because of me obviously

[somber stream]

Weebs

[astral basin]

H

[brazen pelican]

[astral basin]

My. Net just hiccupped
No wonder it died so suddenly

[fiery wave]

Oh? You rather TsunTsun?

[sleek harness]

No

[modern bobcat]

skavendere

[astral basin]

Deredere

[brazen pelican]

Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it!

[twin flower]

Dere Rat

[fiery wave]

Fwuffything has always been that way. He just hates it.

[brazen pelican]

Should've thought about that before being all cute and shit.

[sleek harness]

I am not a fucking TsunTsun

Neither a Yandere

[fiery wave]

I know right?

[fiery wave]

So Tsundere?

[sleek harness]

Where are yall getting the idea that I am cute

[fiery wave]

Have you seen rats?

[sleek harness]

No

[sleek harness]

Yes

[astral basin]

Skooma

[sleek harness]

I saw funny clips

Why you ask

[brazen pelican]

They're adorable.

[sleek harness]

I am clearly not a rat

[brazen pelican]

Skavens are 100% rats.

[sleek harness]

Not

[fiery wave]

TsunTsun or Tsundere. Seems like both fits depending.