general-chat

[sleek harness]

You forgot cannibalism

[feral vessel]

You forgot dehumanization.

[jaunty path]

Yall are gonna make me tweak out

[little marten]

Shit did I miss that arc

[visual vortex]

My top 3

1. water
2. Nappy time
3. Muscular women

[feral vessel]

It's going to be okay, 'petal'.

[gloomy tartan]

I thought missus loved white women

[visual vortex]

What

[gloomy tartan]

I swear you asked where all da white women at before

[jaunty path]

Im a normal person with normal interests ok

[feral vessel]

didn't know missus was into snowbunnies but okay

[little marten]

Lmao that made me laugh more than it should have

[visual vortex]

You forgot kidnapping and mutilation 🙄

[sleek harness]

What is normal to you

[feral vessel]

We forgot a lot of stuff.

[gloomy tartan]

Well that’s a fucking lie

[feral vessel]

We all float.

[jaunty path]

People in general. We all have some sort of "weird" quirk or history to us.

No person is normal

[gloomy tartan]

I bet you like to force Oreos open and lick the cream off like some kinda animal

[visual vortex]

Fuck Merp let's drag Missus through the streets by her ankles on gravel for hours on end

[jaunty path]

And if such a person exists. They're very bland

[sleek harness]

General or General-Chat

[jaunty path]

General

And gen chat

[gloomy tartan]

Missus drove me through Baghdad so I could sell Chinese AK ammo

[jaunty path]

You're all weirdos

And that's ok :3

[sleek harness]

It is no

t

[visual vortex]

I crack them open, eat one half than the other

[jaunty path]

I'm obviously like

The least weird person here

[visual vortex]

Gay?

[feral vessel]

Pardon?

[hazy kestrel]

Press X to doubt.

[feral vessel]

You know that's like, a lie, and it's a sin to tell a lie.

[sleek harness]

Missus which chaos god do you praise

[gloomy tartan]

A Russian snow bunny called svetlana?

[feral vessel]

all of them, betting my life savings

[jaunty path]

Shush you're literally a floret shoo

[hazy kestrel]

What does this mean.

[sleek harness]

Even the 5th?

[feral vessel]

boo fucking hoo I'm not as deep as you are

[hazy kestrel]

The heck does that mean?

[feral vessel]

Yes.

[hazy kestrel]

What are these magic terms you’re saying

[visual vortex]

That was overly specific plz wxplain

[feral vessel]

Do you really, really want to know?

[visual vortex]

Yes

[hazy kestrel]

Not particularly

[visual vortex]

I want 2 know

[feral vessel]

It's a 1-1, next vote wins.

[hazy kestrel]

Can I vote no again?

[feral vessel]

No.

[gloomy tartan]

What if the telepathic giant space spiders were tall

Would that get them your vote?

[sleek harness]

For what, president?

[gloomy tartan]

The president of presidents

[visual vortex]

Only if they told me what those words you sent implied

[feral vessel]

Cassia, what is this supposed to mean?

[jaunty path]

Not knowledgeable on any but once I figure out one more I definitely will.

Not nurgle.

Probably Slaanesh since I feel I can explore as much excess as I please. Like killing. But Slaanesh is about "perfection" yeah? Khorne is more animalistic in that sense but very "no matter who, right now."

[sleek harness]

I would like America with a giant telepathic giant space spiders for president

[feral vessel]

Idira might be a more suitable option considering she's the local tweaker but whatever.

[gloomy tartan]

Wait

[jaunty path]

Tzeench idk what he does besides change

[gloomy tartan]

What if it’s Ronald Regan

[feral vessel]

tzeentch is the chaos god of LIBERALS

[sleek harness]

I awalys thought you would praise Tzeench

[visual vortex]

Cant u just dm me what it means

[jaunty path]

What does he do

[feral vessel]

Why not.

[sleek harness]

Insanity

[jaunty path]

Hm

[gloomy tartan]

He’s so smart he’s crazy

A crazy genius

Jimmy neutron type

[visual vortex]

He like resds books

[sleek harness]

He keeps shifting his form

[gloomy tartan]

He super into birds

[sleek harness]

He likes birds

[gloomy tartan]

Tentacle birds

Specifically

[sleek harness]

Giant human birds

[gloomy tartan]

And extra parts

Random extra head

Or tentacle

[thick coyote]

Wasteland 3 lore

[gloomy tartan]

Cuz crazyyyyy

[sleek harness]

The tentacles are extremely necessary ngl

[feral vessel]

Come again?

[sleek harness]

What

[visual vortex]

They are

Needed

They are good at pick-pocketing

[sleek harness]

Tentacles are from squids, squids are smart

[visual vortex]

They can pickpocket too

[gloomy tartan]

I thought the tentacles were cuz birds have tentacles

[sleek harness]

I saw one open a pickle jar

[gloomy tartan]

With its tentacle ?

Crazy

[feral vessel]

I would ask, but I won't.

[sleek harness]

Yeah

[gloomy tartan]

Ducks

That’s all you need to know

[feral vessel]

Ooh, ooh, right.

[sleek harness]

General Chat can't go without talking about penises

[idle marten]

Ooh

[fair bridge]

Difficulty on difficulty 9+

Made changes across all factions to increase the intensity on high difficulties, the biggest change should be noticed on the Automaton front while Terminids and the Illuminate are less affected.

waow

[sleek harness]

So it's more enemies

[feral vessel]

Arrowhead does it again.

[sleek harness]

Or enemies buff

[visual vortex]

Never a buff

[gloomy tartan]

When do we get a Margaret thatcher enemy in darktide

[feral vessel]

arrowhead would rather up the number of enemies times two or nerf our weapons into the ground instead of buffing the enemies

[sleek harness]

Oh yeah right, 90% of the community would cry if a enemy got a genuine buff

[fair bridge]

horrific bile demons are already in the game

[sleek harness]

Mallow

Which chaos god you praise

[visual vortex]

Rat guy

[gloomy tartan]

Margaret thatcher the horrific bile demon of the warp

Nice ring too it

[feral vessel]

Margaret Thatcher would be a Herald of Nurgle, innit?

[fair bridge]

rat god kinda rips

[sleek harness]

Sadly the Horned Rat isn't a chaos god

Yet

[visual vortex]

I thoughtbhe was

In sigmar

[feral vessel]

I don't know anything about British politics.

[sleek harness]

But I bet he can beat one of them

[visual vortex]

I guess the hivemind thing

[feral vessel]

horned rat isn't really a chaos god last time i checked

[sleek harness]

Yeah, he is powerful as a chaos god

But he isn't

[visual vortex]

Checks out for me

If i had 2 choose the from the four

Khorne

[feral vessel]

I think all the chaos gods are equally neat.

[split mauve]

he did become a chaos god

[visual vortex]

Khorne has the catchiest catchphrase

[feral vessel]

I mean duh.

[sleek harness]

Tzeench was like the only one who was ganged on by the rest of the chaos gods because he had became powerful at some point

[idle marten]

Does belakor count?

[fair bridge]

giraffes are the weirdest animals ever

i love them

[visual vortex]

Mexican mole lizard

[idle marten]

Their blue tongue weird me out

[feral vessel]

Have you ever considered mole rats?

They are cute, I think.

[fair bridge]

they're cute but giraffes are just wild

[idle marten]

Artic scale worms are weird, they look fake

[visual vortex]

Mexican mole lizard

[gloomy tartan]

Tzentch is smart enough to do the long play I assume

Being a bird ass mf

Wait what is the score even

For the chaos gods gsme

Who’s winning

[visual vortex]

None

They all bounce off each other

[sleek harness]

Tzeench is like the worst chaos god to serve, because he doesn't care for you

[gloomy tartan]

So the scoreboard is 0 ?

Or it regressed back to 0 should o say

[visual vortex]

Khorne is going to probably outlast the rest though

Since as long as there is war and bloodshed he lives

[gloomy tartan]

I thought Khorne would be higher up the leaderboard

What with death occurring all over

Long as blood flows he happy right?

[sleek harness]

If humanity gets wiped out he's losing 90% of his powers

[visual vortex]

Yes

[visual vortex]

What abouy tyranid

[sleek harness]

I don't think tyranids effect the warp

It's just humans

[gloomy tartan]

Does Khorne only affect humans?

[sleek harness]

Ever saw a nurgle tyranid?

[gloomy tartan]

The blue Voldemort fuckers have some humans

Didn’t their humans make a god on accident

[jaunty path]

Im pretty sure chaos doesn't like xenos

[dire kayak]

im pretty sure the tyranids actually disrupt the warp

[gloomy tartan]

Couldn’t Khorne blood god they ass

[jaunty path]

Besides aeldari

Oh the warp

Nvm

[visual vortex]

What a stupid ideology

[sleek harness]

Even the chaos gods have their favorite xeno race

[visual vortex]

Only care for one species

[sleek harness]

That being humans

[visual vortex]

The tyranids would be the best for khorne

Or orks

[gloomy tartan]

I say orks

[visual vortex]

Actually i think he blessed some on e with a planet

[gloomy tartan]

Since they like fighting

[sleek harness]

Well either way it won't matter, the tyranids goes to a galaxy and then leave after eating every planet

[gloomy tartan]

Tyranids fight for bio mass

It’s not like they love it

[lethal solstice]

Ork violence goes to gork and mork

[dire kayak]

we love gork and mork

[sleek harness]

Gork and Mork are probably becoming chaos gods with time

[visual vortex]

I am the best chaos god

[sleek harness]

Sorry pal there's no more space for the chaos god party

[visual vortex]

There is

I made room

[sleek harness]

No

There is not

Get out

[gloomy tartan]

Would gork and mork smoke weed and play burnout on the PlayStation 2 with Khorne ?

[visual vortex]

No

[sleek harness]

LEVAE

[visual vortex]

Nuh yh

[gloomy tartan]

I bet they would

[shy sandal]

No, humans are just his biggest source of blood spilling

[visual vortex]

I like it

[dire kayak]

i nibble chaos gods

[visual vortex]

The great darktide twist is that we're all actually blessed by Khorne to fight nurgle on his behalf

[gloomy tartan]

I bet Khorne would hangout with gork and mork and smoke weed and drink Diet Pepsi and blah burnout on the play station 2

[sleek harness]

Chaos gods only got most of their power because of humans affecting the warp

It's like a parasite

[visual vortex]

Chaos gods kinda lame

[gloomy tartan]

Chaos gods pod racing when

[shy sandal]

Are we forgetting the elves literally BIRTHED A GOD OF DEPRAVITY?

[visual vortex]

The guardsman better

[sleek harness]

We need a Warhammer 40k racing game

[gloomy tartan]

The knife ears had it coming

Being all horny

[sleek harness]

Who

[gloomy tartan]

They deserve slany

[shy sandal]

Slaaneesh is entirely the Aeldari's fault

[sleek harness]

Elfs don't exist

[visual vortex]

The humble Brawler Ogryn when he grabs an Eldar:

[gloomy tartan]

They mean the space elfs

[sleek harness]

Don't brainwash me

Elfs don't exist

[gloomy tartan]

I preffer calling them knife ears too

Dw

They probaly call us humans soft skins

Or round ears or some shit

Pinkys

[lethal solstice]

They just call humans monkeys

[sleek harness]

They should call humans Man-Things

Like skavens

[gloomy tartan]

WOAH WOAH WOAH

[dire kayak]

john guardsman is the best chaos god

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah I preffer that to being called a monkey

[lethal solstice]

Mon-keigh is the actual word

[gloomy tartan]

Your fucking with me

[lethal solstice]

Nope

[fair bridge]

mun keh

[sleek harness]

Smaller gorilla

[fair bridge]

don keh

[visual vortex]

Guardsman best unitsp

[gloomy tartan]

Bruhhh

[lethal solstice]

Played rogue trader through 3 times

[gloomy tartan]

Now I’m glad I call them knife ears

Fucking calling me a monkey

[dire kayak]

john guardsman vs john xenos who wins

[lethal solstice]

I've heard more mon-keigh than you ever will

[honest finch]

Anyone else crashing all the time or freezing? Have they fecked up again?

[gloomy tartan]

This is elder scrolls and N’wah all over again

Imperials when they get stationed in balmora for a week “ what up my N’wah?”

[sleek harness]

Can we actually get a game where Slaaneshi and Knorne are the main threat

[gloomy tartan]

You want to see heretic Tittys

[shy sandal]

Blue pill: GW changed the word to Mon'keigh so people don't act racist in matches

Red pill: GW wanted to trademark the word "Monkey", but couldn't get the patent, so they changed it to "Mon'keigh"

[gloomy tartan]

I like how skaven talk

Like a race of yoda on fent

[fair bridge]

black pill: i spent $20,000 on plastic from a company that fundamentally does not value artistic expression and my son doesn't text me back anymore

[gloomy tartan]

Go snatch them

[sleek harness]

You man-things are freaks dumb-idiots, yes-yes

[gloomy tartan]

By the collar

[gloomy tartan]

Like a eagle

Claim your Kin

Work them in the mines

[night grotto]

➡️➡️⬆️

[gloomy tartan]

Teach them respect

They will love you and miss you and beg for a text back after 30 years in the mines

[shy sandal]

They are neglected on the tabletop and books already, you think GW give af about them in videogames?

[gloomy tartan]

Why is saying thing like ting funny

[elder merlin]

@sleek harness someone brought up a good point, they gave us the tank because there is gonna be some serious shit on Cyberstan. Im thinking we'll finally get the Bot Boss from the first game back

[gloomy tartan]

Man ting

Oh I’m imagining a Jamaican accent

[tired steeple]

Space marine 3 or bust

[sleek harness]

Yeah theres like, a new giant tank automaton unit from the first game that was a boss

[shy sandal]

Couldn't be me, they don't ship warhammer minis to my country

[elder merlin]

Thought your pfp was Tai from Digimon at first

[elder merlin]

I know, i fought it

[gloomy tartan]

Why were some digimon just tall women

[elder merlin]

I was there

[gloomy tartan]

With yams

[sleek harness]

Lieutenant Titus is probably fighting orks again ngl

[gloomy tartan]

Why

[fair bridge]

omg utopia is real

[shy sandal]

It's Alesh from Arknights Endfield.

Never played the game, just like that the character looks cool

[gloomy tartan]

I remember a digimon that became a like 10 foot tall blonde woman

[fair bridge]

FUCK i accidentally pressed read all

it read every fucking message in every fucking server i'm in 😭

[gloomy tartan]

Dear god

[elder merlin]

Dude, you know how many different digimon there are? We got everything from common household pet to eldritch entity and everything inbetween, we got everything, but also because horny

[shy sandal]

Come to Brazil 🇧🇷

[fair bridge]

who is that mf in your pfp

[sleek harness]

You removed the 2k messages?

[fair bridge]

what size ass he wear

[shy sandal]

#general-chat message

[elder merlin]

He just said lol

[gloomy tartan]

What…?

[fair bridge]

oh shit

[elder merlin]

Read motherfucker

[rough verge]

Ogryn is probably some of the most difficult gaming ive played in recent memory

[sleek harness]

We have free health care

[fair bridge]

i was LOST i literally read all the messages in ever server i'm in 😭

[sleek harness]

Wrong message

[elder merlin]

Damn, we really aint beating the "No one reads in main" allegations

[fair bridge]

i'm all turned around now

[elder merlin]

[dire kayak]

stipid

[sleek harness]

Should I show yall the server I got with 1k pings

[elder merlin]

I basically mute every server im in so i dont get notifications

Only have them on for like 3

[zenith pollen]

How many servers do you have?

[gloomy tartan]

Yesssss

[shy sandal]

He a baddie, fr

[gloomy tartan]

I never heard of what size ass they wear before

Is this what the youth ask now ?

[sleek harness]

Not having notifications doesn't stop them from having the ping signs

[fair bridge]

more than a dozen i think, but it's a plugin that puts a button below the discord icon on the top left that says "read all" and i accidentally clicked it clicking on this STUPID server because it's at the top

very distressing

[fair bridge]

basedbasedbasedbased

[sleek harness]

"Back in my day people cared less for ass..."

[elder merlin]

It doesnt? I dont have any ping signs, but i turn off everything except mentions specifically for me

So i dont know

[gloomy tartan]

I remember when we asked if it clapped

We had respect in my day

[fair bridge]

i could've imagine leaving pings on

that little red dot drives me nuts

[sleek harness]

I turned off notifications on servers I don't care and I still have red dots

[zenith pollen]

I cant understand the concept of being in dozens of servers unless you somehow are active on every single one of them

[sleek harness]

Controversy

At least I will know when

[gloomy tartan]

Ghost busters

Busting makes them feel good

[shy sandal]

Half of it are servers i'm in solely for work. The other is just so i can get updated on games i play (And stickers)

Besides i have a bunch of separate friend groups

[elder merlin]

Hmmmm, i turned off the mass ping option too

[zenith pollen]

Oh you will love twitter then

[sleek harness]

No I don't

[elder merlin]

Scrake

[shy sandal]

Silence channel + notif setting: nothing

[sleek harness]

Understood

[fair bridge]

break down:

1. i have four servers i am regularly active in including this one, these sit at the top of my list
2. i have two personal servers i maintain for the people that still talk in there that i've known for years. they're basically homeless and i hate them
3. i have three servers i use for stickers/emojis that i clone
4. the rest (10 of them, which puts my total at 19) are for games or projects that i follow occasionally when there are important announcements. i tune the notifications specifically to only notify me of things i want to hear (so major updates, releases, etc.) because i like to be in-the-know at all times

[sleek harness]

Not going to do that

But thanks anyways

[sleek harness]

Mallow why are you explaining yourself like you got exposed

[fair bridge]

bored man

probably gonna go to the brewery to hang out with the guys

play some pool

[gloomy tartan]

That sounds fun

[fair bridge]

ye we do it every tuesday

[zenith pollen]

That actually makes sense

[fair bridge]

there is a method to my madness

[formal mortar]

Let Mallow explain

[zenith pollen]

Me too but i cant do shit cause i cought the nurgle disease and im dying

[formal mortar]

That's how they chose to communicate

[sleek harness]

They just did

You are so slow

[formal mortar]

I was busy

[fair bridge]

i love explaining things in exhaustive detail, it's funny to me

someone asks a simple question and gets fourteen paragraphs in triplicate back

pure gold

[zenith pollen]

Why is the sky blue?

[shy sandal]

First reply: Holy Yapp

[gloomy tartan]

I like details

[fair bridge]

some of the greatest jokes are the easiest to rebuff 😔

[formal mortar]

Trying to find a playlist to listen to while I play DarkTide

[fair bridge]

im a warrior

[gloomy tartan]

Love books that get all detailed

An Aztec warrior ?

[formal mortar]

Holy Yapp should be a cleric spell in DnD that stuns an opponent

[gloomy tartan]

Let’s see who gets that reference

[shy sandal]

Reading's Greatest Warrior 🫡

[formal mortar]

Any playlist recs anyone?

[fair bridge]

unfortunately i don't think i can provide an adequate response to pair up with what i said earlier because it's sort of being forced now so the comedy is lost

[shy sandal]

That already exists.

It's called vicious mockery

[zenith pollen]

You like metal?

[gloomy tartan]

You guys ever hear of a Yapapi strap match

[formal mortar]

Nah that's a bard spell that is just roasting your opponents

Metal is fine

[gloomy tartan]

It’s some silly shit

[formal mortar]

Anything is fine

[gloomy tartan]

I think it’s basically arm wrestling

[zenith pollen]

Then listen to dirge disunion pt 2

[gloomy tartan]

But you tie the other arm behind ur back

[formal mortar]

Isn't that from kf1?

[gloomy tartan]

I saw it in wrestling

[shy sandal]

Wait your opponent to monologue and say "Pipe down, chud" to break their concentration

[zenith pollen]

Yeah

[formal mortar]

I dunno what chud means, other than cannibalistic humanoid underground dweller

[gloomy tartan]

Start scratching your ass during the Villains monologue

That will distract them

[formal mortar]

Which fallout 3 had chuds

[gloomy tartan]

The chuds from new Vegas

Remember

[formal mortar]

I don't remember chuds in nv

I only ever played the core game tho

[gloomy tartan]

The tunelers

[zenith pollen]

Fallout 3 left a scar on my brain

[hazy kestrel]

The White Glove Society

[gloomy tartan]

It was dlc

[hazy kestrel]

Oh nvm

[gloomy tartan]

They had underground guys

[formal mortar]

I haven't played much fnv

[gloomy tartan]

Lonesome road I think

[hazy kestrel]

I saw cannibalistic and thought of them lol

[formal mortar]

I should play through it again

[gloomy tartan]

It was basically feared they would spread

[median sinew]

my prediction for the next class is techpriest reveale on the 30th february 2026

[gloomy tartan]

Because they out dps death claws

Everything pretty much

Swarm

Dig sink holes under you

Only really weak to sun so they don’t come out of tunnels at day

They breed a lot and large numbers

[zenith pollen]

Same it never clicked with me

[gloomy tartan]

It was feared if they spread across the world but were localized to a dlc

They were little black scaled bald chuds with glowing eyes and sharp teeth and claws

Tunnelers

I think it was lonesome road dlc I forget

One of the biggest threats to the fallout world if they spread

[formal mortar]

I'll have to play the game again

[shy sandal]

It's slang to refer to terminally online people who are constantly negative and reactionary.

[gloomy tartan]

That’s the new meaning

I preffer the old one

[formal mortar]

Ah, I never understood the new meaning

Thanks Armetzger

[gloomy tartan]

I guess chuds are negative and reactionary what with eating people

[formal mortar]

I think they're fine if they eat people ethically

[shy sandal]

If you want more context i can give you in dms

[zenith pollen]

I wish some games could like click with me and i could hop on the hype train with others

[gloomy tartan]

Everything’s fine if done ethically

[formal mortar]

I don't need more context really

I appreciate it though

Not terminology I plan to use much

Well I'ma run these tide matches so I can get the event completed

Playing Medic

[gloomy tartan]

What

Wdy medic

[zenith pollen]

I will also hop on darktide when you play you often forget about being sick

[carmine steppe]

Team fortress 2 medic

[gloomy tartan]

Ooooooo lol

I was like wtf medic in tide???

[formal mortar]

I'm running stimpack on HS

Without stimm lab

Witth the abundance of stims in the event I just hold onto a med stim and heal everyone

[gloomy tartan]

Huh

Never thought of that

Or encountered that

[formal mortar]

Only 1 other player I've met has done so

[gloomy tartan]

Sounds neat tbh

[formal mortar]

It's the most viable play for pox I feel

[gloomy tartan]

Peaked my curiosity

[formal mortar]

On HS

[gloomy tartan]

New tech

[zenith pollen]

Is HS fun? I might buy it

[formal mortar]

I enjoy it but you do die fast

It's a pure glass cannon

[gloomy tartan]

They go fast

Your sonic the hedgehog

Gotta go fast

[zenith pollen]

Im my golden days i used to be a zeolot with a combat blade so i have some dodging expirience

[gloomy tartan]

Getting hit hurts way worse on scum

[formal mortar]

You have to know how to manage your buffs accordingly

[zenith pollen]

Also is it more melle or gun based class?

[formal mortar]

Either or

You can run pure gun

Or pure melee, or mix

[gloomy tartan]

I usually see a mix

[formal mortar]

Desperado is pure gun basically because you have infinite ammo recovery

[zenith pollen]

I usually go mix or pure melee

[formal mortar]

At less than 20% max ammo you can kill an elite or specialist to get back to 20%

With one of the talents

Either way everything you do is close range for the most part

[zenith pollen]

What is yall gun of choice on veteran?

[stark bobcat]

shredder auto

[formal mortar]

I don't have one tbh

[stark bobcat]

or combat shotgun

[formal mortar]

Time for me to play Just loaded into a failed mission screen

[zenith pollen]

Mine is double barrel shotgun

[thick coyote]

The lasgun

2b or 7

[gloomy tartan]

Pistol recon or infantry?

Or the fucking charge one

[thick coyote]

Infantry

[gloomy tartan]

Based

[thick coyote]

Helbore is goated

But killing everything in 1 shot gets boring from time to time

[gloomy tartan]

When I see someone who’s good with helbore it’s goated

[thick coyote]

Recons are good but damn they are boring

🛌

[zenith pollen]

Most boring weapon for me has to be the dueling sword

[thick coyote]

Laspistol is just a better infantry lasgun

So I run iLas for the principles

Also because I have one of the best ammo economy in the game

[gloomy tartan]

I need veteran buddys to run a dumb all vet run sometime

[fluid otter]

Revolver :)

[delicate kite]

arbites cosmetics leaked

[languid hazel]

-# whut

[tired inlet]

maelstrom, no ammo pickups

4 vets, 0 ammo

[gloomy tartan]

Lmao what

So we’re the guys in the opening cutscene then

That one mf who gets grabbed first…

Aw

Brahms told me to dream dreams of loyal service

That’s almost wishing me a goodnight

[nocturne bloom]

Every time I go to dunkin a cop pulls in and stares at my car

[drowsy prawn]

he wants your donuts

[nocturne bloom]

I only go there for French vanilla hot coffee and loaded hashbrowns

[fair bridge]

what kind of stickers are on your car

[nocturne bloom]

None

My car is RAW

Its literally just a Japanese humv

[tired inlet]

When Gordon Ramsey gets a rental from budget rent-a-car

[low blade]

I got a big sticker that said "I do not smuggle drugs for the Sinaloa Cartel" and I dont think the cops get what it means they always wanna ask

[tired inlet]

"My "Not involved in drug smuggling" T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt."

[low blade]

"Random TSA search" my ASS, they just dont like my shirt that says Landmine Enthusiast

[gloomy tartan]

Your ass is a bomb threat apparently

[tired inlet]

nyan Ichi Ni San nyan Arigatou!

[low blade]

More like my bomb ass pussy

[modest flume]

Time to defuse

[gloomy tartan]

Call the bomb squad ass

lol

[nocturne bloom]

Im good

Bomb seems to be coated in mustard gas

[junior rover]

does it cost money to host mods on nexus or something? why do mods sometimes stop getting updates for nexus but continue getting maintained offsite

[formal mortar]

Nexus be booty

[nocturne bloom]

Nexus is pretty controversial in general

But a lot of it stems from people filling the comments and bugs sections with BS

[shy sandal]

Mod authors getting pissy about nexus every friday or so usually

[junior rover]

ohhh is it because of the "moderation"

from what I've seen you could post literally anything on nexus and so long as someone doesnt make a stink about it it'll stay up

[drowsy lynx]

Satisfactory OST

[shy sandal]

Ime, it's just that a lot of them can't handle criticism well, especially the scripters

[formal mortar]

Ill look it up Jawa

[junior rover]

gotcha

[drowsy lynx]

Not exactly the kinda bangers to listen to while playing darktide but they're fun and pretty chill

[formal mortar]

Ooo, liking this already

I listen to all kinds of stuff

[drowsy lynx]

Definitely some nerdy engineering music lol

[dire kayak]

BASED AS HELL

[shy sandal]

I remember there was this whole fight between two teams who were working on script extenders for new vegas

[dire kayak]

I LOEV SATISFACTORY

[shy sandal]

It was really, really petty

[drowsy lynx]

Ringelmann effect and Zeigarnik effect my beloved

[small sigil]

Which darktide setting exactly is using 95% of my gpu rn

[gloomy tartan]

Jiggle physics

[small sigil]

This shit is insane

[gloomy tartan]

Y’all remmeber the video from the ISS

where an American showed the tube that goes to the Russian spaxe station

And from the tunnel you heard rave music blasting

[drowsy lynx]

The tunnel that transforms your clothes into tracksuits

[gloomy tartan]

The Russians cosmonauts blasted Russian electronic music so loud it was heard as soon as you entered the tunnel to enter their part of the ISS

it was Russian electronic music lol

[languid hazel]

Wait seriously?

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah it’s real lol

A lady astronaut talking bout how they reach the Russian part of the iss

And as she enters the little tunnel

You hear Russian electronic music get louder lmao

And ppl confirmed it was Russian electronic music

It might be fake but I like to think it’s real lol

[hidden whale]

chat im finally done writing code for EXCEL SHEETS

its time to GAME

that being said, does anyone wanna go on a collectable hunting spree with me. getting idols and skulls

[drowsy lynx]

Coding excel sheet systems is pretty ass

[hidden whale]

I use c# and ClosedXML and its not that bad

[jaunty path]

Does anyone here like lights out

[drowsy lynx]

Yeah that's where I go if I wanna thwomp daemonhosts with a hammer

[idle marten]

I love it

[jaunty path]

Yea it makes the game feel a lot more ambient

[drowsy lynx]

The department head at my work asked me to write it all on formulas so laypeople could maintain it

[hidden whale]

write excel formulas?

ew

I work with excel, not IN excel

[drowsy lynx]

Joke's on them it's far too complicated for them lol

[idle marten]

Fs, they do good lighting work and the weapons and flames look sick during lights out

[hidden whale]

although every fking country on this earth apparently abuses excel sheets

so this work never runs out

[drowsy lynx]

I made an entire inventory system complete with email notifiers and a PO generator in there

[hidden whale]

jesus

I mean it is a complete programming language

[drowsy lynx]

Yeah for reals

Using a legit DB is so much easier too

[idle marten]

How do I become a convict?

[drowsy lynx]

Do crimes

[idle marten]

[hidden whale]

start with heresy

c:

[drowsy lynx]

For the convict role you just gotta post enough

[idle marten]

Oh, on it sah o7

[dire kayak]

-# meow

[hidden whale]

ohh the tag

I see

[hidden whale]

mrrow

[hazy kestrel]

Yes

[idle marten]

Iv got almost 1k hours on it so far, pre ordered when it dropped for ps. Been alone tryna join the community

[hidden whale]

is there a way to forcehost my games

I want to go collectible hunting

so I dont want to be spawning into other peoples maps

[hazy kestrel]

I can help with collectible hunting pal.

If ya want.

[hidden whale]

[dire kayak]

purr

[hazy kestrel]

Which ones do ya need?

[idle marten]

You can go private but you need minimum 1 other person

[hidden whale]

well. all of them I guess

[hazy kestrel]

Ok

[hidden whale]

I wanted to start from campaign map 1 and grab all the idols and skulls

[hazy kestrel]

We’re going on a quest then.

Let me boot up Darktide

[hidden whale]

I imagine ill just be doing 2-3 rn

itll be a snoozefest tbh

most chill malice maps in history

[idle marten]

The start of every great crusade

[hazy kestrel]

We could probably just speedrun on uprising, get most of them done today.

[hidden whale]

well lets see :3

[hazy kestrel]

I don’t even think we need to beat the maps. We just get each one and die lmao.

Because the penance is still done anyways.

[hidden whale]

oh real?

[hazy kestrel]

Yeah

[crisp yoke]

How’s everyone

[nova lily]

Pretty decent your self?

[crisp yoke]

depression!

[idle marten]

Good thanks for asking

[bronze wren]

Lmao even

[idle marten]

Darktide always cheers me up (unless im waiting for havoc) maybe you should try that

[nova lily]

much saddness

[idle marten]

I wish mortis trials were endless with spot to back out

Really just that and some way to move through maps, maybe like cold War onslaught if anyone knows about that

[dire kayak]

im gonna jump pack off a bridge

[crisp yoke]

Why

[gloomy tartan]

I’m big sad

[idle marten]

I'm listening

[nocturne bloom]

Ah shit I forgot there's a terraria mobile

Lets see how far I get in 4 hours

[formal mortar]

Some of these people should not be in aurics

Going to skip finishing cartel event today and play something else because honestly annoyed

[dire kayak]

same

[nova lily]

Don't be sad

[idle marten]

It's been really rough, I just finished my 10 mission in probably 30 missions

[formal mortar]

I could easily do it on a lower dif but was enjoying doing it in aurics til today

[fiery wave]

Skulls require finishing.

[whole bough]

i hope tox gas never appears again after this event

[hazy kestrel]

Hmm, I don’t think they did way back when I completed them

[whole bough]

its so ass

[idle marten]

Some missions are better than others, it is hard

[hazy kestrel]

That was ages ago though

[formal mortar]

Each match I've had someone linger around or be so far behind when we get to the next transition

[dire kayak]

i love huffing pox gas thoughhh

[fiery wave]

Well, last time I helped someone and we left, it didn't count. So another run required lul.

[whole bough]

i hate no toughness simulator

[dire kayak]

just dodg- gets violently beaten up

[fiery wave]

Pay for Arby the event.

[idle marten]

There are ways around it, I have an ogryn with simple mind and 2 tox resistant curios and I do fine

[formal mortar]

I don't even run tox resist and always have toughness

[idle marten]

I run it for havoc, Pox gas and rotten armor is hard on the hp

[fiery wave]

Arby does not count. Also, vet kinda doesn't as well to some degree.

[formal mortar]

I've been playing hivescum

[idle marten]

Hive scum has the anti corruption perks

With the stim supply pack and the one talent where kills restore corruption

[formal mortar]

I don't use those

[idle marten]

What the secret

[formal mortar]

I mean I did run stimm supply for some matches, I take that back, so I could drop medstim on everyone

[brazen pelican]

If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge heretics.

[formal mortar]

But haven't sat in it for corruption resist

[idle marten]

I'm always with the team and people tend to linger

[formal mortar]

Just kill enemies to get your toughness. HS has a skill for replenishing it on melee hits as well, and ranged kills

[dire kayak]

fire extinguisher 60mph

[brazen pelican]

Not enough, buff Hive Scum please.

[idle marten]

Buff? Hive scum is gonna be able solo with any more buffs lol

[brazen pelican]

Sniff sniff @fiery wave I smell fruit on you! ..oOwOo..

[formal mortar]

I need a buff on HS to remove team mates from the game that spend too much time picking their nose and not getting on the elevator

Bring in a cartel hit squad

[brazen pelican]

I need something like the Arbi's max 50 health damage talent but for toughness on Scum.

[fiery wave]

Some sweet oranges. A nightmare to peel though.

[idle marten]

I could see that, I would go more into dodging buffs, really max out that agility

[brazen pelican]

Om nom nom. Peel?

[brazen pelican]

I am not being serious, Hive Scum is more than fine as it is, imo.

[idle marten]

I run the tac axe with agile and some weak point stuff on my melee scum

I agree

[formal mortar]

Oh, HS also has tis but a scratch for ranged toughness damage, and burstd of energy to restore 50% toughness when it hits 0

[fiery wave]

Yeah, the skin isn't really tasty.

[formal mortar]

My melee scum just runs shivs or crowbar

[brazen pelican]

Tastes fine to me. ..oOwOo..

[peak pasture]

Hello? can help me someone?

[idle marten]

I love the tac axe and I use bolt gun with lethal proxy to get the most out of my rockets

[peak pasture]

there have a chat to seek a teammates?

[dire kayak]

im gonna cover my skin in salt to prepare for when neuro eats me

[peak pasture]

or do it in general?

[idle marten]

Yeah it's called lfg (looking for group)

[acoustic pebble]

Weirdo

[fiery wave]

You sure your tastebuds are working?

[peak pasture]

ow where it?

[formal mortar]

https://discord.com/channels/727074276724965407/1045597890472579075

[acoustic pebble]

#vox-lfg-lexicanum

[idle marten]

What they said

[brazen pelican]

That varies. She wants me to have them, Hive Mind says they make me picky with biomass. :<

[acoustic pebble]

What does the fox say?

[idle marten]

I don't think iv heard that line in a decade

[brazen pelican]

Shitty TTS Dorn impression "Foxes lack the capability to speak Father, thus they say nothing."

[tired inlet]

But yours could be with the right seasoning.

[peak pasture]

why it so hard like a Emea, i fell stupid myself

[brazen pelican]

No eat Karien. Karien is fren. :<

[acoustic pebble]

Uses Text-to-Speech: "Foxes can still make noises you fucking chopping board"

[tired inlet]

you say that, but I have some Adobo seasoning and some Frank's red hots

[brazen pelican]

"I am not a utility used to protect kitchen surfaces, Father."

[fiery wave]

You should have them.

[timber elk]

appears from the doorway as he was on a roomba reading a good book

[brazen pelican]

Never tried Adobo.

[idle marten]

Emea? Like geographically

[acoustic pebble]

"You need to learn what a metaphor is before I have one materialized and spank the shit out of you with it"

[fiery wave]

I'm not food, if you say that, I'll make you into meat.

[tired inlet]

salt, paprika, black pepper, onion powder, oregano, cumin, garlic powder, and chili powder mix.

[timber elk]

looks up from his book hi guys! What are we talking about?

[tired inlet]

all things that offer nutrition are food.

[brazen pelican]

"No."

[acoustic pebble]

In my lands we also add meat. Ranging from Chicken to Veal

[brazen pelican]

Biomass is biomass? ..oOwOo..

[brazen pelican]

Sounds amazing.

[tired inlet]

All mushrooms are edible.
Some are only edible once

[acoustic pebble]

"Your existence continues to bring me nothing but pain"

[peak pasture]

@hardy sigil
hey, im Mute(invalid persone), can i join to you?

[brazen pelican]

"No."

[brazen pelican]

Mushrooms are gross, though. :<

[timber elk]

No they aren’t >:[

[acoustic pebble]

Not an Ork fan I see

[tired inlet]

Look at this fool who isn't being controlled by the cordycep.

[timber elk]

They are good for you

[timber elk]

What was that?

[tired inlet]

Where's your antenna buddy

[acoustic pebble]

"You little shit"

[timber elk]

Please I didn’t hear you the first time

[tired inlet]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cordyceps

[timber elk]

No I know what the virus is

[idle marten]

If you can't get in I can play in a second. Just gotta get set up

[brazen pelican]

Taste is fine, but they have kind of a unique texture I cannot stand after being force-fed too many poorly cooked ones.

[tired inlet]

Viruses are not living, non-biological. The cordycep is very much biological.

[peak pasture]

oh its fine

i will be happy play with u

[timber elk]

Okay so infection

[brazen pelican]

"I am not a small amount of fecal matter."

[peak pasture]

i feel so embraising to

[idle marten]

It's ok, give me like 5 minutes

[green beacon]

not a virus

[jaunty path]

Are bacteria alive

[tired inlet]

infections can be done through bacteria (biological) or viruses; the cordycep is neither. It is fungal. It is a parasite.

[green beacon]

fungus

[green beacon]

yes

[timber elk]

Ah. Anyway my main question is can I eat it?

[jaunty path]

Is it true theyre having sex on my skin

[acoustic pebble]

Also, conversation of the day:

Brawler: "Sah! Sah! Reckon I'm lost again sah!"

Male Maul: "Then stay with the team. I am not lost."

Brawler: "Glad to hear it sah! But if I'm lost, and you're with me, you must be lost too. That's LO-JICK(logic)!!"

Male Maul: "[Annoyed growl]"

[bronze wren]

A fungus

[acoustic pebble]

Angry skeleton noises

[peak pasture]

I go into a voice chat and damn, I realize that I just can't explain something, and people think that I'm just peeping. I'm trying to chat or ping them, but it doesn't work. Ahaha, so embarrassing really

[tired inlet]

once!
And unlike pineapple it's not eating you at the same time!

[brazen pelican]

One of my favorite interactions.

[green beacon]

they reproduce asexually I'm p sure

[blazing ibex]

What do you mean "be able to"

[idle marten]

I know

[blazing ibex]

Someone's already soloed a damn h40 with it.

[acoustic pebble]

The big Boi deserves a medal and the Tithe-rat needs a hug

[idle marten]

What What

[timber elk]

starts eating rows upon rows of cordyceps appearing not to be Infected

[acoustic pebble]

Someone else do it tho. I might shank him

[idle marten]

I haven't seen that yet

[brazen pelican]

I love hugs.

[peak pasture]

пшаы,

[warm maple]

how are some players worse partners then npcslol

[blazing ibex]

Search up Orjan h40 solo

[acoustic pebble]

You shall recieve

[blazing ibex]

They're in this server actually.

[idle marten]

noted, thx

[green beacon]

average pub rando moment

[warm maple]

It was on UPRISING

[timber elk]

Well why didn’t you say “hey I can’t chat or ping?”

[brazen pelican]

Sorry about that. :<

[blazing ibex]

You say this and suddenly it's not really that surprising.

[warm maple]

im trying to progress and dudes not moving barely and making it harder because the bots are sticking near him

[acoustic pebble]

Female Anarchist: "Aren't YOU looking fine this evening, killer?"

Male Professional: "Nows not the time for that! Can we focus on the mission?"

[green beacon]

js solo bro

u don't need other ppl to do shit in uprising

[warm maple]

thats what I have been doing, but some randos join occasionally lol

[timber elk]

Jakka. I want to hear lore of your yaoi fanfictions

[peak pasture]

I think people just don't pay attention to it. Well, or they don't, I do not know to be honest.

[idle marten]

It's fine, I'm hopping in now

[acoustic pebble]

Will work on later. Gonna be busy making the Male Professional suffer

[timber elk]

Wrong person

lol

[brazen pelican]

Do like me, I have a hard time talking because I'm shy (not the same I know). But I let my skills speak for me! (I suck).

[acoustic pebble]

Hush your mouth up. Discord is weird

[timber elk]

You don’t suck neuro remembers the time she and the 2 teammates dying leaving me only with fuel 1911s on a auric mission with stupid amounts of enemy’s we are different regions, bad connections.

[peak pasture]

It seems to me that comparing disability and shyness is a bit different. It's not that I don't want to do it, I just can't. And a person won't see how I play if we don't play together. As it is, I can't even find anyone, you know?

[brazen pelican]

See. I died, instant suckage.

[timber elk]

IT WAS BAD CONNECTION

YOU HORN DOG SLAANESHI TYRANID

[brazen pelican]

I know, I was just making a stupid joke. ♥

[timber elk]

Ah

[brazen pelican]

Slander.

[hazy kestrel]

You gotta thammermaxx harder pal.

[peak pasture]

Oh, I'm sorry I didn't understand her, but now that I look at it that way, I even laughed.

[timber elk]

It’s literally in your name

[brazen pelican]

Yay! ♥

[idle marten]

I'm on

[low blade]

I should get itno joining lfg chats

[brazen pelican]

I refuse.

[acoustic pebble]

Male Bounty Hunter: "Oi, Tithe-rat. I hear you got a second kill-mutt."

Female Maul: "Why, I did. Do follow."

Female Maul leads the Male Bounty Hunter to a room.

Male Bounty Hunter: "So... where is it?"

Female Maul clicks a collar on the Male Bounty Hunter and leans closer

Female Maul: "Now bark."

Male Bounty Hunter was not seen for hours

[timber elk]

spazzs out

[idle marten]

Was that improv?

[acoustic pebble]

It's canon

[timber elk]

[idle marten]

[drowsy lynx]

peeza

[brazen pelican]

Saying stupid shit in the hope someone finds it funny and smiles or laugh is pretty much what I do here. :3

[timber elk]

I can see someone turning this into a comic

[timber elk]

Nah I just see you as a good friend

[idle marten]

@peak pasture Need my code for me to invite?

[acoustic pebble]

Same with my totally canon dialogue

[peak pasture]

Oh, I know sometimes your jokes may not be understandable, but please don't despair and keep joking. Not every stand-up artist started right away

[acoustic pebble]

Also you're my favorite customer

[brazen pelican]

It's canon now, for so have I decreed.

[peak pasture]

yes or u can add me in profile

write

[acoustic pebble]

Happy addiction noises

[peak pasture]

1215552732

[brazen pelican]

Addiction? Who? Couldn't be me. Sips Monster™

[acoustic pebble]

I meant me ya silly billy

[hazy kestrel]

Some fella told me about how they had 35 monsters while awake over 5 days.

I don’t rightly remember who though

[brazen pelican]

So about that...

[acoustic pebble]

Those are amateur numbers. We need to bump those up

[timber elk]

Yeah same eats a shit ton of Taco Bell I’m not addicted at all.

[low blade]

Kidney stones yaaaaaay

[bitter bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/darktide-ogryn-run-naked-funny-gif-18082679885906165021

[idle marten]

Didn't work, try my code:8570640472

[brazen pelican]

I do not recommend my intake of Monster™. But I've managed to not get kidney stones just yet.

[peak pasture]

щр црфе

щр црфе

oh what?

[bitter bobcat]

😂

[peak pasture]

its too

[fiery wave]

You new?

[peak pasture]

didnt work

[timber elk]

Keyword “yet”

[hazy kestrel]

Does Monster even taste any good?

[timber elk]

Haven’t gotten kidney stones “yet”

[timber elk]

Some flavors

[brazen pelican]

I am very partial to the Strawberry and Peach one.

[timber elk]

Me personally I enjoy monster mango loco

[brazen pelican]

I aimed for the most Alpha Male™ flavors.

[fiery wave]

It's a herbal thing here so...

[idle marten]

Midnight lumber jack dragon murderer

[timber elk]

The fact I’m not infected speaks volumes!

[low blade]

Oh man not a great question to ask among some freaks

[brazen pelican]

Sounds like a My Chemical Corvax flavor.

[idle marten]

Lol

[timber elk]

continues to eat cordyceps while listening to du hust

[brazen pelican]

Who are you calling a freak, you freak?!

[timber elk]

Look a butter knife

[brazen pelican]

I would like to keep my pinky finger, thanks.

[timber elk]

We gonna need it to butter bread

[hazy kestrel]

A fancy butter knife.

[acoustic pebble]

Male Professional: "After this, I could use a drink."

Female Bounty Hunter: "I know the best spots. Would you like to join me?"

Male Professional: "Sounds tempting, but I don't think I'm in for getting mugged or stabbed anytime soon."

Female Bounty Hunter: "Heh, don't worry, I'll keep you safe."

[timber elk]

Que that one god of war quote

Kratos: “yes boy take it. We might need to butter bread on our journey”

[brazen pelican]

10/10 romantic af.

[acoustic pebble]

The tension is palpable.
Meanwhile, Female Loose Cannon is tsundere af

[timber elk]

Nah she’s a freak who has a lot of……material in her room

[hazy kestrel]

That would be Fem Loner and Male Agitator’s dynamic.

[fiery wave]

Some have no clue. I have 50 cents Red Bull. And monster is $4 a can.

[brazen pelican]

Female Loner, my beloved.

[acoustic pebble]

Female Loose Cannon: "Come on, give me that look that makes me feel dead worthless"

Male Bounty Hunter: "WHAT are you talking about?"

[brazen pelican]

$4!?

[acoustic pebble]

You bought the large ones didn't ya?

[timber elk]

Yeah a can of mango loco is like 3.53$

[brazen pelican]

What in the fuck?

[hazy kestrel]

Agitator - “I lay hands on thee only out of need!”

Loner - “Don’t you know my sins are contagious?”

[acoustic pebble]

That too lol

[timber elk]

Compared to other options I’m not complaining

[hazy kestrel]

I ship it

[formal mortar]

Yeah monster is like $4.50 when it's not on sale here

[brazen pelican]

Jesus H. Fucking Christ.

Less than $2 here.

[fiery wave]

You mean, going on a party/rampage trip with said bounty hunter getting drunk and shooting up heretics.

[brazen pelican]

Is this #EuroPrivileges?

[acoustic pebble]

Is that not romance?

[timber elk]

SHHHHHHH!!!!

[formal mortar]

Usually monster is on sale for $3 or $3.25

[fiery wave]

Yeah. I get cheap Red Bull.

[timber elk]

Stop or you’ll draw out the stinkys.

[formal mortar]

Rockstar are like $2.25 on sale

[fiery wave]

Slim cans, only that size.

[brazen pelican]

I thought we were already here?

[acoustic pebble]

Also I love the random seer dialogue and a flabbergasted maul

[acoustic pebble]

That honestly tracks. The large ones is $5 for me

[timber elk]

Not yet we are only in the dengerative stage

Than we still got to get to terminal stage

[brazen pelican]

Then, we feast.

[fiery wave]

It can be. I totally say yuri happens after.

[acoustic pebble]

Male Seer: "Pterra Squirrel"

Female Maul: "I'm sorry, what?!"

[timber elk]

And than…..moderator stage. The ultimate stage of stinky

[acoustic pebble]

Oh yeah, fem LC DID ask the fem BH to show her the best drinking spots

[brazen pelican]

You're making my braincell work really hard.

[timber elk]

Just don’t worry about it. You’ll know when you’ll see it.

[brazen pelican]

[hazy kestrel]

Lack ye brain cells? Have some of mine!

[brazen pelican]

I share one with Paul.

[fiery wave]

I just drink whatever the value shop has. It puts me to sleep all the same.

[timber elk]

THATS NOT HOW THAT WORKS REGARDLESS OF SPECIES🗣️🗣️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️

[hazy kestrel]

Not with that attitude.

[timber elk]

Trust me I tried it with Mac

[hazy kestrel]

Lmao

[timber elk]

It was in the trench crusade server when I held them up at gun point

[fiery wave]

And what else to finish off a night of drunken fun? Drinking from the 'tap', clearly.

[brazen pelican]

I've heard of Mac & Cheese but not of Mac & Lamb...

[timber elk]

Macintosk

The dude

[hazy kestrel]

Peak friendship bonding I guess.

[jaunty path]

mac n cheese w lamb sounds real fuckin good ngl

[acoustic pebble]

As my favorite video game reviewer said: "I don't much mind between beer and wine, if it's making me forget things and makes me feel slightly more confident then it's doing it's job."

[hazy kestrel]

You’re drunk Karien, go home.

[timber elk]

He’s a good guy he’s funny to sometimes. The only downside we are half way across the world and internet is shitty

[hazy kestrel]

Oh I saw that edit lmao

You silly goose

[fiery wave]

Am not. Just phone keyboard reading wrong inputs.

[fiery wave]

Yeah, but caffeine makes eepy.

[acoustic pebble]

Male Anarchist: "Oi Killjoy, you sound right familiar you do. Sure we haven't met?"

Female Maul: "What are you talking about?"

Male Anarchist: "It's the voice, I'm sure of it. Remember seeing pointy ears too I think."

Female Maul: "Cease your delusions. We shall discuss no more of it."

[dire kayak]

i love the breaching hammer

[dire kayak]

me to the random devastator:

[hazy kestrel]

Thammer adjacent weapons in other games are always funny

[brazen pelican]

Pointy ears mentioned!

[hazy kestrel]

Chivalry 2 Maul, my beloved.

And the Mordhau Maul.

[dire kayak]

i use it with the jump pack so i can larp as assault

[acoustic pebble]

Eldar Rangers confirmed

[brazen pelican]

Fragor Prime Unga Bunga Slam. ♥

[acoustic pebble]

Mordhau mentioned @arctic shoal

[hazy kestrel]

I used to be a silly guy when I played Mordhau.

Skating around as Jesus with the pavise. Good times.

And then the musical jam sessions with the other musicians.

[acoustic pebble]

Male Anarchist: "Oi, killjoy!"

Male Judge: "What is it now..."

Male Anarchist: "Nothing, hah! I just wanted to see if you were listening!"

Male Judge: "Beneficent Emperor, give me strength..."

[hazy kestrel]

And also being a rat with the toolbox and ballista.

[acoustic pebble]

Name someone who played Mordhau and WASN'T a silly guy

[hazy kestrel]

So true

[acoustic pebble]

Oh I miss the glory days of Mordhau

[hazy kestrel]

I always loved seeing the goofy boxing matches with people cosplaying as famous tv characters and the like.

[acoustic pebble]

Same. Fashionhau was peak

[hazy kestrel]

I’ll never forget when Peter Griffin threw Shrek off the top of the cage during the 1198 A.D. Hell in a Cell cage match.

[acoustic pebble]

Male Anarchist: "Oi, killjoy! Why're you walking funny?"

Male Bounty Hunter: "I was ju-"

Female Maul: "None of your business, worm. Seek your own."

Male Anarchist: "[Laughs] Ohhh, I see."

[hazy kestrel]

I absolutely feared the short people with Mauls. They were absolute menaces.

Or the guys that just threw rocks and pans from the sidelines.

[acoustic pebble]

When you see a naked midget in mordhau

Run

[vapid geyser]

is there anyone in here good with graphics settings ? i have a 5080, 9800x3d, 64gb ddr5 6000mhz ram , and 4 tb 7500 read and write m.2 , and for some reason doesnt matter what dlss setting i use or turn settings down to low medium, my 1 percent lows drop to 40-80 fps and cause the game to run poorly for a few seconds to a min constantly .

[brazen pelican]

Not good with settings but I would turn off portrait rendering, just in case.

[vapid geyser]

i have also done that as well that is turned off thank you tho!

[hazy kestrel]

One of my favorite moments was having a Head chef fight with a few people cosplaying as various famous chefs.

There were a few Gordon Ramsey cosplayers, and it was this big free-for-all with frying pans.

[acoustic pebble]

Male Anarchist: "[Laughs] Ohhh, I can't WAIT to tell the lads about this!"

Male Bounty Hunter: "Be silent!"

Male Anarchist: "See?! You're even using her phrases, like a good little do-"

Male Bounty Hunter: "BE SILENT!!"

[hazy kestrel]

Either that, or building a fortification line of spikes and ballistas on one of the big team maps.

[brazen pelican]

Please tell me the frying pan smack had great sound effects.

[hazy kestrel]

It did

It was glorious