general-chat

[hazy kestrel]

ONE. LAST. JOB. ARTHUR!

[obtuse oak]

still in horseshoe overlook, just doing miscellaneous outlaw and cowboy stuff

[little marten]

I wish I was back there

[sleek harness]

"Does this train go to Tahiti!?"

[little marten]

Used to make my coffee in real life and spend an hour tending camp walking around

[obtuse oak]

it does the bethesda thing of constantly derailing you with other stuff you encounter along the way to your intended destination better than bethesda games themselves

[hazy kestrel]

WE ARE GOING TO SAIL TO TAHITI!

[low blade]

RDR2 isnt even that good its just surrounded by dogshit triple A games that make a good game seem like the Citizen Kane of gaming

[little marten]

It’s crazy how putting a side quest into the open world but not calling it a side quest and giving no directions there has such an incredible impact

[sleek harness]

Master baiter

[low blade]

Not bait. My unfiltered opinion.

[little marten]

I don’t know how much you know about the story but my recommendation is to do as much open world stuff as you want before you finish act 2

[sleek harness]

Master baiter

[obtuse oak]

okay lets do this bounty hunter job. well hold on let me hunt this animal for my compendium. well hold on let me offload these pelts. well hold on let me help this feller and give him a ride -- oh he's trying to steal my horse! no! okay got my horse back. let's go to the bounty-- well hold on let me race this other feller to diablo ridge

[obtuse oak]

it's so good dude

this game is actual qualityslop

[wary flint]

People who avoid side content and then complain about the game confuse me. Makes sense for ubisoft games where the side stuff is copy pasted

[sleek harness]

Nah, leave it all for ||John Marston||

[obtuse oak]

i only like it because it's good

but it's so good

[little marten]

Red dead franchise…

[obtuse oak]

not to worry, i have been conditioned by many an open world game to clear out side stuff before tackling main quests

[little marten]

Hahahaha I almost said is better than Fromsoft

[little marten]

Not even so much spoilers but just the pacing it’s so good lol

Fuck you

[sleek harness]

Random question, have you ever played KCD2

[little marten]

I’m getting it on pc when I get home

[obtuse oak]

not yet!

[arctic tapir]

I'll be honest, i don't really get the hype around rdr franchise or kcd

[obtuse oak]

i have a kcd1 playthrough i should finish

but i will definitely play kcd2 sometime

[hazy kestrel]

I sometimes miss RDR2 Online. It was fun.

[little marten]

Cowboy

[obtuse oak]

hell yeah

[arctic tapir]

but i think it is just a case of them not really being my thing

[sleek harness]

Worth it ngl

[jaunty path]

Don't start using this term unironically 🥀

[amber delta]

is there a rdr2 mod that makes the gameplay good

[obtuse oak]

good games for people who really want to feel like a cowboy/knight

[sleek harness]

They haven't used terms like "freaky ahhh" yet, so we are safe

[amber delta]

wdym bait

u can glaze the game all u want the gameplay is NOT good

[jaunty path]

If hank says this I MIGHT need to take em off the map

[sleek harness]

Yes it's called "RDO"

[hazy kestrel]

I see your subjective opinion, and choose to disregard it in favor of my own.

[arctic tapir]

I'll be honest I kinda look at rdr/2 and just kinda think "ah Manifest destiny Farcry"

[jaunty path]

Cease subjectivity

Kill eachother

[rose pine]

Thought it was Risk of Rain 2 at first, and was about to recommend the Son Goku mod

[amber delta]

you can keep your subjective opinion, I will keep my OBJECTIVE opinion

[jaunty path]

I've been held inside for way too long

Going out is a drag

[sleek harness]

Did Risk of Rain 2 console became good yet

[hazy kestrel]

Objective based on what?

Give me thine sources.

[fair bridge]

my favorite part of rdr2 was arthur constantly being confused by the concept of racism and sexism

[rose pine]

Depends if the new DLC's came to the consoles, otherwise nah

Surprisingly, the new Devs actually learned their lesson and stopped breaking Rule Nr 1

Dont, make, the, Game, Shit.

[sleek harness]

Did they improved the aim on console

[rose pine]

That I cant say, would never play a shooter with a controller

But all the DLC's are there, so that's good

[sleek harness]

Person, you can't convince the unconvincible

Or argue with it

[hazy kestrel]

Fair and valid.

[jaunty path]

Kill eachother

[rose pine]

Eat eachother.

[sleek harness]

That guy has his opinion on the game, let him believe in it

[jaunty path]

Don't do that

[amber delta]

my degree in media literacy

[hazy kestrel]

I can’t remember who said it:
“Don’t argue with fools, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with their experience.”

[jaunty path]

You can't allow someone to think differently than you do

Hunt him down

Exterminate him

[sleek harness]

I think it was a Chinese

[hazy kestrel]

Time for a google

[rose pine]

Sorry Missus, that means I have to put you down

[misty parrot]

i think i just encountered the most toxic DT player. this guy spent half a mission insulting me for using Chainsword, Dual Stub Pistols, and RPG on my Scum XD

[jaunty path]

The humble depleted uranium bomb:

[jaunty path]

Were u mogging him

[hazy kestrel]

Mark Twain was the one.

[rose pine]

The humble bodybuilder who needs the calories

[misty parrot]

i dont even know what that means

[hazy kestrel]

Though it was about stupid people rather than fools.

[sleek harness]

Stealing

[jaunty path]

Basically outdoing him in game performance

Playing better

[rose pine]

He's flexing on you.

[elder merlin]

[sleek harness]

Gigachading on you

Not sorry for what I said

[misty parrot]

idk, i think so. he full died like 5 times throughout the mission

[hazy kestrel]

Lmao

Holy skill issue.

[sleek harness]

Normally any Darktide player would just leave

After downing 5 times

[rose pine]

Also @elder merlin
Rate Snowflame (Original Super villain, not the redesign of him)
1 to 10

[misty parrot]

like, my Scum isnt the most hardened build right now, so i die like twice if im not careful

[rose pine]

And give me 17 reasons for why he isn't in Marvel Rivals yet

[drowsy lynx]

There's no penalty for leaving a standard match, why stick around if you're that upset with a teammate

Maybe getting carried is the only way they're getting wins or crafting mats at all

[sleek harness]

Imagine if Fatshark adds leaving match punishment

[drowsy lynx]

Doesn't seem to stop them from leaving havoc

[sleek harness]

You leave the match because you need to do something on the real life and you get banned for 8 days

[misty parrot]

real life? its gaming or nothing

live in the basement

[rose pine]

" Brb guys, my second serving of Wolt just arrived "

[sleek harness]

You know, the living basement joke is getting tiresome ngl

[misty parrot]

also, whats even funnier is that it was a Heresy mission

[sleek harness]

Oh my

Heresy is fucking easy

How you die 5 times?

[rose pine]

They accidentally didn't play Ogryn, happens to the best of us

[amber delta]

heresy is for people who made it through malice and think they are hot shit but in fact need to stick to malice for 20 more matches before they learn to press the dodge button

[elder merlin]

Is that the crack addict guy who gets his power from doing said crack?

[rose pine]

Yes

[elder merlin]

Lol

[sleek harness]

Paul did you saw the leaks for the new automaton units

[rose pine]

Man gets so FLAMING HOT that white flames spurrs from his body, and the Plant-themed superhero gets literal CONTACT high.

[misty parrot]

who needs dodge when you have dual Desert Eagles to punch heads and a very angry chainsaw?

[sleek harness]

Glocks you mean

They're

[misty parrot]

for a sec i thought you were calling the Stub Pistols glocks

because i forgot about the AutoPistols

[sleek harness]

No

The stub pistols

[misty parrot]

no, the Stubs are definitely more akin to the Desert Eagle

[sleek harness]

Glocks

[misty parrot]

brother, glocks are 9mm or 45 acp. the Stubs are definitely not shooting 9mm or 45acp

[sleek harness]

Is he actually falling for that?

Unbelievable

[misty parrot]

ah, youre baiting me....

fuck you, respectfully

[sleek harness]

Literally or not literally

[thick coyote]

Tbf

Stubber pretty much refers to 20-21 century weapons

Don't ask me why the space AK is called an Autogun and not a Stubber

Don't ask questions I don't have answers to

[thick tulip]

But why do lasguns use ammunition?

[thick coyote]

Apparently they can be recharged on campfires

Which means that

[hazy kestrel]

Charge pack battery. Is finite.

[thick coyote]

If you're on the hourglass

You should have replenish ammo passive

[obtuse oak]

he's just a big ol labrador (warning: may rob and kill people)

[thick tulip]

Wait. So all the rest are shooting batteries?

[stuck wasp]

They're not shooting the batteries, the batteries power the laser module

[little marten]

Nun questline made me, a 6’7 5% body fat alpha male, cry

[thick tulip]

With the rest I meant non lasguns. As they pick up the same bags. But yeh. I knew it was a silly argument.

[thick coyote]

Unless it's heat based
Then you should also have ammo replenish on metal fab mission

[little marten]

I’m cringe rpg player and red dead no exception I play utmost lawful good and honourable but something about a traveller not greeting me back on the road gets me very trigger happy

[paper bluff]

So I have been poisoned for a decade from a natural gas leak that was right next door to my bedroom in my basement that I didn’t know about.

It’s been fixed and now magically my aiming has becoming laser like.

And my head feels so much better and not swollen.

[bronze wren]

Pretty sure thats how Ozzy Osbourne came to be

[abstract nebula]

Lmao i just found out the loner personality on psyker has an Iron warrior reference

[hazy kestrel]

As an Iron Warrior fan, you have my attention.

[abstract nebula]

I heard mine say "this is a frontier, fachism within anarchy without no place for honest souls... Or for us"
Also hell yeah sibling also a fan of the 4th i'm even building some right now

[crimson crane]

Why does pox bursters are sometimes completely silent

It's such BS

[hazy kestrel]

Usual Fatshark shenanigans

[stark bobcat]

2 reasons

1 is the sound engine is overloaded and can't play anymore sounds

2 is that you found a spot on the map where sound pathing (?) isn't working correctly so it sounds very very far away or no sounds at all

[fathom geyser]

never happened to me

[stark bobcat]

1st doesn't happen often on low difficulty

And 2nd is only in rare spots in maps

[crimson crane]

Probably all of them i guess

[stark bobcat]

I can only think of 3 spots that has it myself

[crimson crane]

On H40 this issue seems very noticeable

[jaunty path]

Yeah

A billion things at once

[fading token]

Think Oygrn will get a 2 handed melee weapon?

[stark bobcat]

Another one?

Probably

[nimble salmon]

One day

[wooden creek]

Plans for a two-handed hammer did exist, and proceeded far enough for some meshes to be made. If those are still planned to be added is unknown

[hidden whale]

back into the LFG chats with you fiend

(we might not be in same region so terrible lag)

[jaunty herald]

oh shit

my bad LMAO

wrong chat by accident

[hidden whale]

:3

[drowsy lynx]

Just signed up a spam texter for AARP quote calls and wake up calls at 4 am

I can ignore a one off but getting texted twice in a row means war

[quaint moss]

punishment is death 😔

[quaint moss]

does 3 mean peace

[jaunty herald]

love this

[drowsy lynx]

Like a triple negative? Lol

[quaint moss]

a triplepositive

[zenith pollen]

Like the one zealot has?

[quaint moss]

mmmm what about like vulcan

[wooden creek]

No, not a powered one. Just a really big ogryn-sized sledgehammer

[dire crane]

Fuck toughness curios, ima run 3 +2 stamina curios

[peak pasture]

hello, u want play together?

i see u alone in strike team4

[thick coyote]

Don't forget the +2 on your weapon

[dire crane]

Teeheehee

Ill make sure to run it on hive scum

[zenith pollen]

Wait you can do that?

[stark bobcat]

Max stamina

I think psyker can get 18 stamina bars

16

9 curio, 2 talent, 5 weapon

[thick coyote]

Yes

Really funny on cleaver ogryn

[little marten]

IAI QUICKDRAW

[white vale]

Do not settle for the inferior stuff, run 3 +3s

[dire crane]

Oh I havent seen a +3

Welp time to milk melk

[white vale]

They're rare, but I have one on my veteran

Same rarity as 2 wound curios I think

[stark bobcat]

Plus 2 wound don't exist

[dire crane]

Boutta say

[white vale]

Did they delete them from the game?

[stark bobcat]

Max is 17 toughness
21 health
1 wound
3 stamina (if rating is 410+)

[stark bobcat]

Never existed

[white vale]

I'm going insane

[cosmic burrow]

the mythical 2 wound curio

[quaint moss]

birds i swear, they're real

[visual vortex]

That's what u think

[drowsy lynx]

Veterans? Yes they were deleted

Rip all the vet players

[rose pine]

No More Sah

Who's to fill the fourth slot now..

[visual vortex]

Servitor

Or eldar

[drowsy lynx]

Second ogryn

[stark bobcat]

Space marine

It's already in the files

[visual vortex]

Plague space marine

[stark bobcat]

They even have voice lines

[visual vortex]

Different voices or just one charscter

What do they sound like 2

[thick coyote]

We even have a female Loner call out

[quaint moss]

risen from the game 3 days later some say

[stark bobcat]

Worded wrong, I meant the rejects have voicelines reacting to a plague marine

[visual vortex]

Fucking knew it

[rose pine]

We's got do have four personalities for Ogryns now.

🤔

[quaint moss]

oh if only

[visual vortex]

Vet is ny favorite class

2nd ogryb

[rose pine]

You're my favorite class too Sah'.

[visual vortex]

Least favorite cop because i am too lazy to play as him

Though the male maul's voice carries

[stark bobcat]

The files are probably still there

I last checked like 4 months ago

But going through the audio files is boring

There is so many of them

[quaint moss]

(i meant them actually them using them)

[visual vortex]

Is there audio of the files online

[stark bobcat]

Idk

[visual vortex]

Post it

I am too lazy to go through the files myself

[quaint moss]

sacrifice a goat as proof, on live 🤨

[visual vortex]

Me?

Sacrifice a goat?

[quaint moss]

eh, he cares not from where the blood flows

[cosmic burrow]

warden became my spirit animal

[visual vortex]

🔪 🐐

[quaint moss]

wrong goat, get lebron

[stark bobcat]

I put it in zealot chat

[visual vortex]

If Fatshark gives me all the Moebian 21st sets i will record myself outside in the middle of winter eating and cutting an entire watermelon

[rose pine]

Understandable, mans a king

[quaint moss]

oh i didn't actually care, my bad

i were jokes

[visual vortex]

Is there mire

More more

[cosmic burrow]

bebop got his face kicked in. silver too.graves too

[visual vortex]

I am starved

[stark bobcat]

Probably

I didn't look that much into it

[visual vortex]

Starved for contrnt

[sinful pecan]

Who's ready for the Fallout season finale?

[stark bobcat]

It's probably a placeholder

[visual vortex]

And watermelon

[quaint moss]

lets gooo 4 hour ghoul make out sesh

[visual vortex]

Frank Horrigan appears and kills the entire cast with his bare hands

[sinful pecan]

4 hour ghouln sesh

[quaint moss]

frank deadagain, he has revived

[quaint moss]

a gabago

[visual vortex]

Frank best fallout character

[rose pine]

Good, specially with the former.
Haven't been against Silver yet, but she looks fairly hard to manage with her Lycan Curse ordeal.

Just a little confused why I cant see how CLOSE I'd be.

[cosmic burrow]

she is tanky and hits hard

[rose pine]

That's how I like my women

[quaint moss]

while i personally dont know, people like arcade gannon

[visual vortex]

What the hell are you talking about

Who is silver

[cosmic burrow]

deadlock

[visual vortex]

Oh

Eh

[cosmic burrow]

silver is newest character

[quaint moss]

there men

[visual vortex]

Frank is big boy that has 10 in all stats

[rose pine]

Tomboys

[visual vortex]

And completely spits in the face of a charisma build

[quaint moss]

manboy

[rose pine]

Adult women.

[visual vortex]

Muscular women

[quaint moss]

adult burly men

[rose pine]

Yea, Tomboys, specially those who work out.

[rose pine]

I dont need more than I already have, when I got myself n' all

[shy sandal]

City Boy

[visual vortex]

Never really liked tomboys

[quaint moss]

country beeschurger

[visual vortex]

Just muscular women

[rose pine]

Tis is fair.

[visual vortex]

I rlly just wanna be held

Maybe rocked like a googoo gaga ass baby

[white vale]

Don't we all

[low blade]

You couldnt waterboard this outta me

[white vale]

There's a reason why people like swings and hammocks

[visual vortex]

Great minds think alike

[white vale]

We're just both lonely

[visual vortex]

I will hold you.

[formal mortar]

Swings are for launching into the air

Hammocks are for turning into butterfly

[fair bridge]

steve1989mreinfo would be proud of me

i found menu 23 in the wild

pepperoni pizza

got the cheese one too

[low blade]

When my mom was pregnant with me the only thing she could keep down were MRE crackers

[low blade]

Eat beef from the reign of Queen Victoria and then get back to me

[fair bridge]

what if i get instant coffee type 2

[low blade]

Once again I'd like to bring up the conversation of which regiment has the best MREs

And why its Vostroyan

And if you eat Cadian MREs you never poop again

[quaint moss]

what you dont like your corspe starch?

[fair bridge]

nno sir the corpse starch is great

it's lovely

in fact

[quaint moss]

good, thought i was gonna have to make more

[quaint moss]

i hit a weed pen, hooked straight to an outlet live wire

never again

[low blade]

ITS NOT FUCKING WEED YOU PIECE OF SHIT STONERS

[white vale]

Born into the Guard

[quaint moss]

meh meh meh, THATS TOO DAMN BAD

oh its a like shitty knife?

(i havent slept in 36 hours)

[white vale]

Fucking go to bed

[quaint moss]

oh wait 42

[drowsy lynx]

Sleeb

Bedge now

[quaint moss]

nar

my partner is outta hospital

[drowsy lynx]

No sleep bad for head

Okay good reason

[quaint moss]

want to call them

[formal mortar]

Sleep with your partner

[low blade]

He's waiting till marriage to sleep

[formal mortar]

Do a full on cuddle snuggle with some nice ambient soundtrack to induce lucidity and share a dream

[white vale]

Just fucking lay down jackass

[quaint moss]

wait i gotta wait till marriage this some bull...

[formal mortar]

No you don't

You can just do it now

[visual vortex]

It's nappy time

[formal mortar]

Its coffee and alcohol time

I should eat a snack maybe some eggos

[molten charm]

have a cigarette too. complete the boomer drug trifecta

[formal mortar]

I don't smoke

[molten charm]

yeah don't start. it starts feeling like nothing very shortly

[formal mortar]

Don't plan on starting i got asthma and was around second hand smoke as a child til they figured out its bad

[visual vortex]

I do not have asthma

[formal mortar]

You could smoke heavily if you'd prefer to have it

[visual vortex]

But i inhale a ton of wooddust that is so fine to the point of looking like smoke already

[formal mortar]

Ah wood dust is rough too

Gotta wear that mask

[visual vortex]

I was covered in it

Tasted yummy

😋

[rocky moat]

REAL

[formal mortar]

I need a stellaris sale so I can get the dlcs

[visual vortex]

Id rather die than live to see the world eat itself like how it is now

[quaint moss]

i was playing this last night

omega based

[formal mortar]

I played a little bit a while back

Saw some vids and want to get back into it

[quaint moss]

nar

[visual vortex]

Oh ok

[formal mortar]

Forgot to cold brew my coffee so no coffee

[nocturne bloom]

I got more bots from this server dming me after saying commission last night

[formal mortar]

Lemme try that out

Commission

[nocturne bloom]

Has to be a sentence

[formal mortar]

I got nothing

Commission me a toaster fighting a microwave.

[idle talon]

ERROR 2014!!!!!! Error 2002!!!!!!!!!! Error 3013!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FFS FATSHARK!!!!!!!! D-:

[nocturne bloom]

I got 3 dms from it yesterday

[visual vortex]

Commission

[formal mortar]

Go to the forums with your errors

[visual vortex]

Potato commission

[formal mortar]

I still got nothing

Tbh tho lamia

[nocturne bloom]

Well damn it ain't instant

[formal mortar]

Those bots strike random

[nocturne bloom]

Nah they send me a screenshot of my message and ask if im still looking for a commission

[formal mortar]

[visual vortex]

Guys i need a comission

[nocturne bloom]

Which is funny because I said i wanted to commission a blacksmith

[formal mortar]

That's cool af I get to waste their data+

[visual vortex]

Commission

I need a commission for helping me deep-fry my son

[formal mortar]

I want to commission some art for streaming purposes

But all I got is 2 dollars

If these bots don't hit me up by the time im done with my eggos

[visual vortex]

Im lookin for some bots to help me with a comission

Commission

Commmmission

[feral vessel]

Good morning Atoma.

[formal mortar]

Its 2pm

[dire kayak]

im gonna exterminatus atoma

[feral vessel]

Does not possess sufficient knowledge..

[quaint moss]

morning

[quaint moss]

its 3 pm i like 3 mins

[feral vessel]

Fuuucking timezone purists.

[formal mortar]

Only my timezone is real

[nocturne bloom]

EST is the only real timezone

The rest are cope

[feral vessel]

Reminder that Dorothy's day name is in 3 days.

No particular reason.

[formal mortar]

Est doesnt exist

[visual vortex]

Who the hell is dorothy

[visual vortex]

I dont even know what timezone im in

[feral vessel]

ogryn levels of intelligence permeate this chat, really

[formal mortar]

You are in my timezone

[visual vortex]

Sweet

Im always right then too

[feral vessel]

Fuck no, where can I leave?

[quaint moss]

whoms dorthy :3

[formal mortar]

Because mine is the only one that matters

[quaint moss]

no no WHEN can i leave

[feral vessel]

a name day for any person named Dorothy is in 3 days.

[visual vortex]

Is your name Dorothy?

[nocturne bloom]

A what

[formal mortar]

Finished my eggos

Still hungry tho

And I ate all my bacon too

[feral vessel]

No, but I know a fictional 'character' named Dorothy.

[feral vessel]

Try to eat something light, maybe?

[quaint moss]

double it give it to the next person

[formal mortar]

Imagine being fictional

[visual vortex]

"Happy almost cake day!" Ass day

[feral vessel]

FUCKING idiots.

MORONS

[formal mortar]

Waiting for cake day to have cake?

That's like waiting for 4/20 to smoke a weed

Just enjoy cake everyday

[nocturne bloom]

a weed

[visual vortex]

You're on discord

So clearly you've made the same amount of bad decisions like the rest of us to undergo the transformation from a fruitful life to one wasting away.

Happy cake day!

[feral vessel]

Aw yeah, sorry, gotta unoptimize my braincells to drop to room temperature IQ.

[quaint moss]

a day i cann get behind

[dire kayak]

:(

[quaint moss]

you especially

[feral vessel]

Not you specifically.

[grim spoke]

happy cake day ! thanks for the gold kind stranger !

[formal mortar]

Dunning-Kruger is strong in this guy

[grim spoke]

[visual vortex]

Happy cake day! Take my epic reddit gold!

[quaint moss]

NO BALLS

[grim spoke]

upvotes to the left!

[visual vortex]

Have this epic updoot!

[formal mortar]

I would hope not

[feral vessel]

I suggest we crucify @grim spoke for a day for inciting discussion about Reddit.

[quaint moss]

no dick, no ass, probably cause this guy feeds off radiation

[dire kayak]

:(((((((((

[grim spoke]

this was not my fault

[feral vessel]

Then you get half a day, is that fair yet?

[visual vortex]

Women arent supposed to have balls anyways

[grim spoke]

this

is who’s fault it is

i did nothing but be funny

[formal mortar]

Yes they are, on the inside

[visual vortex]

The uterus

[grim spoke]

no

i am innocent and perfect

[feral vessel]

Then @quaint moss gets the ass-umbrella and you go free, alright?

[visual vortex]

Idk merp

[quaint moss]

cause this guy feeds off radiation

[green beacon]

aye

[grim spoke]

does it have the splash guard

[formal mortar]

This statement is 50% true

[visual vortex]

Meow lookin innocent

[visual vortex]

Ah so they're transgender

[quaint moss]

i object your honor, lies and slander

[feral vessel]

Brother in the God-Emperor, we are in the Inquisition, there is no such thing as innocence.

[dire kayak]

i still do

[formal mortar]

I'll be the judge

[grim spoke]

wrong i am innocent

[formal mortar]

Present your arguments

[feral vessel]

Say that again?

[hazy kestrel]

I see gen chat is as cursed as ever.

[formal mortar]

whoever has the funniest will win

[visual vortex]

Meow is innocent because i said so

[hazy kestrel]

Good afternoon

[grim spoke]

not as bad as usual

[feral vessel]

This is all my fault.

[dire kayak]

meow

[quaint moss]

exactly i say we skip to crucifixion to make the day go by faster

[grim spoke]

that’s my line

[formal mortar]

I like this one

[visual vortex]

We should scalp Merp alive and leave their body to rot on a tree upside down for the crows to eat.

[feral vessel]

Try merp.

[dire kayak]

mraow

:(

[formal mortar]

This sounds fun as well

[quaint moss]

do not the merp

[feral vessel]

That's hot.

[visual vortex]

They would still be alive too so we could poke them

[formal mortar]

Ah

[quaint moss]

me when the merp

[feral vessel]

You know, the best defence against any sort of torture is always to act like you like it.

[visual vortex]

Merp confirmed to acceot their fate

[formal mortar]

I have a judgement

[hazy kestrel]

Ah yes, the forbidden piñata, merp.

[visual vortex]

Guys we have permission

Let's scalp Merp

[quaint moss]

should i go grab the roses and candles 🌹

[feral vessel]

Is that a Blood Meridian reference?

SCALPING??

[visual vortex]

No

[formal mortar]

We will sentence merp to be a piñata after we stuff merp with candies

[visual vortex]

Not everything is a blood meridian reference

Scalping was an actual practice dumbass

[feral vessel]

I know..

[formal mortar]

And whoever was on defense earlier as well

Forgot already who it was

[visual vortex]

Often used by native americans as a status symbol for killing a european

[formal mortar]

[feral vessel]

Do you think I'm mentally fucking backwards or something?

[visual vortex]

Yes

[formal mortar]

Yes

[feral vessel]

I mean, I guess that's grounded in reality, somewhat.

At this point I should really just accept being the local punching bag, huh

[quaint moss]

i want specifically old men who think there checks are in there to swing

[visual vortex]

U set urself up

[feral vessel]

You twisted the fucking conversation into this.

[formal mortar]

You came in here acting a fool

[visual vortex]

No

Im innocent

[feral vessel]

I'm more innocent.

[formal mortar]

The only innocent is already gone

[feral vessel]

I'm currently wearing a helicopter hat and sucking on a lolli, I cannot be more innocent.

[formal mortar]

He's on the list

[visual vortex]

I would never encourage or lead violent and mutilating acts against another beautiful creature of nature

[feral vessel]

Oh fuck, Missus is here.

[hazy kestrel]

Lmao

Hello Missus

[quaint moss]

be my punching bag this valentines (beats you to death) /j

[visual vortex]

Hi missys

Missys

[jaunty path]

You are indeed the most well behaved floret :3

[visual vortex]

Missys

Missus

[jaunty path]

Hiii

[visual vortex]

Got it

[hazy kestrel]

lol

[visual vortex]

First try

[feral vessel]

do not

[quaint moss]

hi miss

[formal mortar]

Missus how ye be today?

[jaunty path]

[jaunty path]

Heading home

[visual vortex]

Heading home

[jaunty path]

A bit claustrophobic but alive

[quaint moss]

[visual vortex]

Claustrophobic

[hazy kestrel]

I sometimes have this feeling of wanting to go home, but I am home.

[formal mortar]

At least you'll be home soon

[feral vessel]

Good for you.

[hazy kestrel]

It’s strange

[formal mortar]

Its because you aren't home

[hazy kestrel]

Well, I used to.

Not anymore

[jaunty path]

The planets call.

[visual vortex]

Planets call

[quaint moss]

the call is over, eepy time

[formal mortar]

Honestly though that is a state of anxiety I think

[feral vessel]

Are you suggesting that they're a xeno?

Because that's honestly fair.

[hazy kestrel]

Yeah, that tracks.

[formal mortar]

Guess I should finish these cartel missions today

[visual vortex]

Today

[jaunty path]

Do it now

I did yesterday

[visual vortex]

Yesterday

[formal mortar]

I was going to yesterday

[visual vortex]

Going to

[formal mortar]

But decided to watch freiren

[jaunty path]

Get me tf off this bus before I kill everyone on it

[jaunty path]

Gey

[visual vortex]

Kill everyone

[formal mortar]

With my gf

[jaunty path]

Lesbian

[visual vortex]

Lesbian

[jaunty path]

Kill Everyone

[formal mortar]

I'll accept that

[visual vortex]

Kill Everyone

[jaunty path]

Kill Everyone

[formal mortar]

What about Mr Roger?

[feral vessel]

Kill like seven billion people.

[jaunty path]

8 billion*

[visual vortex]

90% of this server suddenly hopped on general because they heard the word "Lesbian" and therefore it's yuri glazing time

That's right

Im hip with the lingo

I know all the fetishes and allll the kinks

[drowsy lynx]

Lez bean

[formal mortar]

I don't have any of those

[jaunty path]

Ur 30 aint u

[formal mortar]

Old

[visual vortex]

*137

[jaunty path]

Its over

[visual vortex]

Joever

[drowsy lynx]

They don't let you be 30 unless you pass your fetish and kink test

[formal mortar]

Im 34 and never passed it

[nocturne bloom]

Why is every champ im good at in league the most unpopular ones

[jaunty path]

Hi lamia

Are you gay or str8 today

[visual vortex]

If you don't read, play, or watch stuff about weird gay women then you are NOT allowed in the darktide discord

[nocturne bloom]

[jaunty path]

40k is just armor bara

[low blade]

I'm summoned

[jaunty path]

Well?

[low blade]

Based!

[nocturne bloom]

What do you want me to be

[formal mortar]

Noodles

[visual vortex]

Normal.

[formal mortar]

Im hungry

[visual vortex]

Be normal.

[formal mortar]

I want sushi

[jaunty path]

Aroace

[visual vortex]

Me too

[hazy kestrel]

I’ve never tried sushi

Is it worth?

[jaunty path]

Very.

[hazy kestrel]

Neat

[nocturne bloom]

My ex went by Aro

[formal mortar]

Depends

[visual vortex]

I crave the sensation of consuming another being's remnants to grow my own strength.

[visual vortex]

Depends

[hazy kestrel]

Okay Rinda.

[visual vortex]

Im talking about my greens

Idiot

[feral vessel]

Sushi is honestly quite tasty with sauce, otherwise it's kind of bland for me.

[formal mortar]

I been eating sushi everyday for the past 2 months until today

[visual vortex]

Plants live too

[jaunty path]

Ashley Graves Grindset

[visual vortex]

Who the hell is that

Is that like a resident evil 4 mod

[drowsy lynx]

Get spider roll

Trust

[hazy kestrel]

I’m not a fan of spiders

[feral vessel]

Why don't you just call it a bundle of chlorophyl-filled plant cells?

[hazy kestrel]

They creep me out

[drowsy lynx]

Delicious legmeat

[visual vortex]

Too laxy

[hazy kestrel]

Especially the fast ones

[visual vortex]

Lazy

[drowsy lynx]

It's not real spiders, just another arthropod

[jaunty path]

She eats ppl and feels like she absorbs their eccence

[feral vessel]

I know about the Camel Spider, which isn't actually a spider.

[jaunty path]

Its an empowering thing for her

[visual vortex]

I can tell that she is thirst bait for depraved people online

[jaunty path]

Its an arachnid tho yea?

[low blade]

Wait when is slop refresh

I forget

[visual vortex]

Tomorrow's tomorrow

[feral vessel]

It is, but it's related to scorpions, I think, not spiders.

[low blade]

Its next-next Thursday innit

[drowsy lynx]

Daddy long legs aren't spiders either

[low blade]

Oh worm

[visual vortex]

It's like crab

[jaunty path]

Uh i wouldn't say shes "bait" because if you play the game you'll see shes the least desirable person ever

[low blade]

Now I have 2 different answers

[jaunty path]

SUPER possessive

[feral vessel]

Looks.

[visual vortex]

Well some dudes are into mentally ill women nowadays

Aint much of a choice is there now?

[low blade]

Give it to me straight I can take it

[jaunty path]

She looks attractive yeah so what?

[low blade]

This Thursday or the next?

[feral vessel]

I mean, that's what most people see, and that's where it ends for most people.

[feral vessel]

Thus comes the 'logical', but incomplete conclusion.

[jaunty path]

Its not bait...

She isn't a want

She looks pretty

Thats it

[feral vessel]

Fuckin' hell..

[visual vortex]

More than enough for people that use discord

[feral vessel]

@jaunty path did you look through my personal favourite nikkes..

[drowsy lynx]

Self reporting

[low blade]

@visual vortex

[jaunty path]

She can grow as a person if she sees a therapist and takes some medication

[jaunty path]

I did and I will when I get a decent seat

[feral vessel]

There's more.

[visual vortex]

Nah pieces of shit are to waste

If you're considered undesirable by a large margin and your main trait is a cannibalistic freak you're too far gone

[formal mortar]

I got $4 on steam

[visual vortex]

I have $1.59

💪

[feral vessel]

All these rich people around me..

[drowsy lynx]

I can fix her...

[feral vessel]

I have an entire 82 cents on Steam.

[hazy kestrel]

Well, I disagree to an extent.

[formal mortar]

Something sold and I didn't notice

[jaunty path]

I dont rlly care about that tbh

[rain idol]

Wife ig

Hmmm

[hazy kestrel]

This can devolve into the whole nature vs nurture psychology debate, but I don’t know if I want to argue today lmao.

[visual vortex]

Why go for mentally ill woman when u can go for muscular woman

[jaunty path]

She'll just need to take it to her grave

[rain idol]

No wait im already married to my Necron gf

[feral vessel]

MISTER ELECTRIC, MANDATE THAT EDICT ON THEM!!

[visual vortex]

Jokes on u i am too smooth-brained to process psychology

All those points slide off

[jaunty path]

Always argue with people on the internet

[hazy kestrel]

That’s a shame.

[jaunty path]

Oh awesome so all of your points are invalid

[visual vortex]

Ur brain is WRINKLY 🤮

[visual vortex]

2 u

But they fit my ego and narcissistic delusions

So they r right 2 me

[hazy kestrel]

That’s not a good thing.

[jaunty path]

Ashley Graves^

[hazy kestrel]

Narcissism is the fucking worst.

[rain idol]

Wrd

[hazy kestrel]

Among other things anyways.

[thick coyote]

As someone who is borderline narcissistic

[jaunty path]

Anyway

[thick coyote]

It's a good thing

[visual vortex]

🤯

[thick coyote]

[visual vortex]

Truep

We right they wrong

We ALWAYS right

[hazy kestrel]

As someone who has narcissistic parents, I highly disagree.

Fucking sucks man.

I sure do love being gaslit

Oh boy

[jaunty path]

Ashley just needs a lot of psychiatric help, medication and seperation from her brother.

And a support net. Friends.

She literally has no friends

[visual vortex]

I gaslight myself into thinking i am the savior of humanity and the only smart human left 💪

[thick coyote]

Dawg, you didn't need to trauma dump 😭

[feral vessel]

15 signs that you might be the Star Child.

[visual vortex]

15 signs i am the CHOSEN ONE

[hazy kestrel]

Too late.

[thick coyote]

[feral vessel]

That is what the Star Child is, you karking dullard.

[visual vortex]

1. I said so

[jaunty path]

But the best thing is for ashley to realize she has an internal problem

Psychiatric help becomes so much more effective when the person in question actually wants to improve themselves and recognizes their problems

[hazy kestrel]

Well, that’s the key to anything mental health related isn’t it?

But plenty of people go on about their lives without acknowledging that they actually have a problem.

[visual vortex]

I would never seek psychiatric help because i am the perfect life form

[drowsy lynx]

This explains why it did nothing for my ex lmao

[visual vortex]

Psychiatric help would make me perfecter

[jaunty path]

Its a 2 man job

[thick coyote]

The psychiatrist would only tell me things that I already know

[split solstice]

no, the chosen one of 40k was some poor fellow who got drafted into the guard and died because the commisar missed and hit him instead when executing someone for complaining about poor quality rations

[visual vortex]

EXACTLY

[hazy kestrel]

I would love for my old man to actually acknowledge he has a narcissistic disorder, but that’s just too much for him to acknowledge. As it would shatter his self image or something.

[jaunty path]

Get me tf off this bus

[visual vortex]

Lock in

[jaunty path]

Why does the word "Kill" always enter my mind when im mildly annoyed!

[split solstice]

khornes influence

[jaunty path]

Trve

Kill everyone.

Get me off the bus

[drowsy lynx]

Kill the bus

[jaunty path]

[visual vortex]

Kill the

[split solstice]

killing the public transit is just rude

[thick coyote]

The wheel on the bus

[visual vortex]

Kill the engine

[jaunty path]

No kill traffic

God

[drowsy lynx]

Kill uncomfortable bus seats

[visual vortex]

Kill stoplights

[drowsy lynx]

Kill public transport open mouth coughers and sneezers

[visual vortex]

Tell the genie in the bottle to give everyone blind or deaf the ability to hear and see. Then, take it away forever

[visual vortex]

Because dirty ass people shit on the seats and it's cheaper to replace a low-quality item than one of higher quality

Too bad im not dirty

[gloomy tartan]

Why is everything about reselling it again

Like restaurants

[visual vortex]

Im the star-child

[gloomy tartan]

They all bland now

Design wise

[carmine steppe]

Thats not what a psychiatrist does 😭

[visual vortex]

I miss red pizza hut roof

[gloomy tartan]

So the building can be re leased to someone else

[visual vortex]

We need minimalist office hell

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah they just own the land now and lease the buildings

So everything looks the same so it can just be changed into whatever when the land owner wants money

I know play pens were dirty but those are gone too

[jaunty path]

Got off the bus only to get on another

[gloomy tartan]

Every building is grey slop cube now

[thick coyote]

Oh my bad
The physicist would only tell me things that I already know

[jaunty path]

There should seriously be a law prohibiting anything or person inconveniencing me

[visual vortex]

The fun in a play pen was getting all the unknown diseases and to get five needles in your feet and leg when u jump into the ballpit

[jaunty path]

Like

[gloomy tartan]

I think as kids we just like slides

[jaunty path]

Should it be the death penalty or gladiating?

[carmine steppe]

I mean a psychiatrist is meant to help you process your emotions in a safe place

[gloomy tartan]

Like we like climbing around and exploring

[jaunty path]

Real

[visual vortex]

Why is everyone on discord like this

[gloomy tartan]

Like the play pen was cool as a kid

So was climbing trees

Kids should climb trees more

With supervision so they don’t fall and explode

[jaunty path]

Wdym

[visual vortex]

Nah

Climb tree barefoot

[drowsy lynx]

This implies they get replaced at all after being shit on which is not my experience lol

[visual vortex]

No supervision

[gloomy tartan]

But then a kid falls

[jaunty path]

I just think people deserve eternal Damnation for annoying me

[drowsy lynx]

At best they're getting hosed off and blow dried

[gloomy tartan]

So they blame trees

Then trees get banned

For hurting kids

[visual vortex]

Dont worry about it

[gloomy tartan]

Gotta protect the trees

[thick coyote]

You're supposed to say that's not wjat a physicist does 😭

[jaunty path]

Answer me or ur skin goes missing

[drowsy lynx]

Why are people outside of discord not like this

[visual vortex]

That's what it is

[jaunty path]

Wdym

[visual vortex]

Because society wouldve collapsed into degeneracy and anarchy

[visual vortex]

Dont worry about itp

[gloomy tartan]

Feudalism update when

[visual vortex]

Nah i climb tree all the time

Still so

Do

Eat the bark and the bugs

[gloomy tartan]

But some kid blew his fingers off with fireworks here

[jaunty path]

Wanting to mutilate people that annoy you is like..normal.

Like if you honk your car horn too many times it should explode

[gloomy tartan]

So they banned them

[jaunty path]

Bruh

[drowsy lynx]

It currently is what you mean

[gloomy tartan]

His parents didn’t supervise him and lil fucker blew his fingers off

[visual vortex]

It is SLOWLY

[gloomy tartan]

And they sell fireworks in all the surrounding counties btw

[drowsy lynx]

People are getting worse tbf

[jaunty path]

Degeneracy? Idrc.

[visual vortex]

But i feel like if every discord user was collectively given power to run a country it would collapse in a day

[gloomy tartan]

It’s just mine that got a ban cuz fuckers don’t be watching they kids and the lil shit blew his fingers off with a firework

[jaunty path]

No it wouldn't

It would be a well oiled machine

[visual vortex]

Yes it would would

[jaunty path]

Shut up vro

[drowsy lynx]

Erm just let the factorio players take over

[visual vortex]

No

[drowsy lynx]

Suddenly everything is maximum efficiency

[gloomy tartan]

The trees need legal representation so they don’t get blamed for ppl falling off when climbing them

[jaunty path]

Yes

[visual vortex]

Let me take over

Im the star child

[jaunty path]

But yeah

[gloomy tartan]

Brown star Maybie

[visual vortex]

Nah the gold star

Im the gold standard

The ONLY standard

[jaunty path]

Anarchy isn't coming any time soon unless we have protests to the scale of chinas

[gloomy tartan]

Feudalism thoufh

[drowsy lynx]

Man faced fish for president of earth

[gloomy tartan]

That’s coming

[visual vortex]

Yes

[gloomy tartan]

Which lord will you serve

[visual vortex]

Vote me

I will do productive things

[jaunty path]

Im literally superior in every shape and form

[jaunty path]

Every politician ever:

[visual vortex]

Like collapse my own government to make me an oppressive tyrant

[gloomy tartan]

I’m voting for the giant telepathic spiders from spaxe

They have a good platform

Health care

And a strong stance against tarantula hawk wasps

[visual vortex]

They just didnt spend more time with epstein

[gloomy tartan]

The giant telepathic spiders from space weren’t on the island

[drowsy lynx]

Wow that is my single issue vote, how did they know

[gloomy tartan]

They would transform the island into a nest

[visual vortex]

Neither was i

I would kill seven billion people

Vote for me

[jaunty path]

Listen. Im an honest politician. What Im going go do is raise taxes on everyone. Ban all warhammer products until they make darktide a good game and mandate being nice to me and giving me praise

[visual vortex]

Isnt darktude a warhammer game?

[gloomy tartan]

If a tarantula hawk was the size of a pug we would beg giant telepathic space spiders to help us hunt them

[jaunty path]

Yea

[visual vortex]

Or a product

[jaunty path]

Oh yeah i also need a clown girl

[visual vortex]

U could have Missus contradict her own statements or u can have me

[gloomy tartan]

Why?

[jaunty path]

Emotional support

[visual vortex]

A tyrannical dictator

[gloomy tartan]

Oh thank horn

I thought you were one of those clown honkers

[jaunty path]

How is it contradictory

[visual vortex]

To run the clown store

[visual vortex]

Because i said so

[jaunty path]

Im banning warhammer shit till they make it good

[jaunty path]

This is what happens when im not god

[visual vortex]

Wouldnt happen if i was in charge

[jaunty path]

Mm can i go home faster

[gloomy tartan]

No busting unless you win the lottery

[gloomy tartan]

Increase gambling

[visual vortex]

Wouldnt be happening in the first place 🙄

[jaunty path]

Im gonna say something i shouldn't eventually

Who wants to talk about coffin game

[visual vortex]

I will replace everyone's mouths with little fish mouths

[little marten]

Do it

[feral vessel]

spent 3 days grinding and gambling on a gacha game

i agree

MORE gambling

[visual vortex]

What

[little marten]

Zoomer ass blue baller teasing the crash out

[gloomy tartan]

What if it’s a gambling machine that powers your home

[feral vessel]

I know what you are, and you know what I am.

[gloomy tartan]

you gamble with trash you dump into its receptacle

[jaunty path]

I like being here and not banned

[little marten]

🫃

[visual vortex]

Missys

[jaunty path]

I feel a bit manic but im definitely not manic

[tired inlet]

skibidi toilet discord member spotted

[visual vortex]

What is the coffin game

[gloomy tartan]

The trash powers gambling machine which powers youd home

[little marten]

I don’t want you to get banned

[gloomy tartan]

Liek the Delorean from back to the future

[feral vessel]

good idea for an SCP entry

[visual vortex]

Forsaken player spotted PITBULL GO 🗣️ 🔥

[visual vortex]

Eh

No

[sleek harness]

The incest game

[gloomy tartan]

We would gamble with trash that powers a gambling machine which powers the home

[sleek harness]

[feral vessel]

There's a fucking rat in this chat, I can smell it.

[tired inlet]

allmy warcraft characters were orcs.

[gloomy tartan]

The more you win the more your home gets powered

[jaunty path]

What would be a good scp entry is a monster mom that hurts you because she thinks its cute

[gloomy tartan]

The more you lose the more you still get rid of trash

[sleek harness]

When I see Missus talking about the incest game I need to be here

[jaunty path]

Im going insane

[little marten]

Is the coffin game actually good or are stepsibling porn brainers pretending it is

[gloomy tartan]

Gambling fueled recycling

[visual vortex]

My scp would be a danxing chipmunk

[feral vessel]

Fair 'nuff.

[jaunty path]

Thoughts on andrew as a character?

[gloomy tartan]

I’m just trying to make ppl recycle with gambling

[jaunty path]

Personally I feel terrible for Andrew

[sleek harness]

Loser

[feral vessel]

You have no idea how many people actually like incest.

[gloomy tartan]

Missus you brought that incest game up the first time I saw you ij chat

[feral vessel]

Or a flavour of incest

[little marten]

God no.. just imagining my sister normally

[visual vortex]

2nd option

[jaunty path]

Outcest

[feral vessel]

WESTCEST.

[visual vortex]

Pretty sure incest is everywhere

[jaunty path]

I like the story a lot personally

[gloomy tartan]

Outcest two the whistle blower?

[little marten]

Missus top 3

1. Farts
2. Insanity
3. Incest