general-chat

[nocturne bloom]

And I dont do nothing. Roughly 7 of my hours is me working the rest is me half dead in the breakroom

[jaunty path]

Oh, okay.

[delicate vapor]

that was me at my old job too

[nocturne bloom]

Occasionally ill slack though

[somber stream]

How is that legal

[delicate vapor]

[nocturne bloom]

It'll be normal next week i just feel it is all

[nocturne bloom]

Nobody calls in for overtime and since im lowest seniority I dont really have a say unless I use a sick day or something

Not a huge deal but eh

[somber stream]

You.. do get pay extra, right?

[nocturne bloom]

Time and a half

I probably took home a few hundred from Saturday but idve rather been home

[delicate vapor]

[jaunty path]

I've spent too much time bullshitting today

time to write.

[delicate vapor]

"appel"

[quaint moss]

peal

[nocturne bloom]

The worst part is waking up and genuinely not having the will to move though

[marsh iris]

sending you my energy

[nocturne bloom]

I mean people exaggerate about that and over use it imo but when it genuinely happens from lack of sleep its horrible

[wanton vale]

Good morning everyone

I need a coffee

Double coffee*

[nocturne bloom]

Friday I drank 3 yeti cups full of French vanilla coffee, 2 monsters and a redbull and still passed out

[marsh iris]

i drink as much coffee as those men in black aliens in the break room

[wanton vale]

speedrun to reach heart attack

😂

[nocturne bloom]

Having a job does that 🥀

[wanton vale]

Fr

[delicate vapor]

forgot what i was going to say

[marsh iris]

is that job the only job you can find or are you still looking

[wanton vale]

Take a break☕️

[nocturne bloom]

Its the job I need

Without it one of my like 8 prescriptions would be 4k USD every 90 days

[marsh iris]

fuck

[nocturne bloom]

And tbh the money is nice

Im able to buy my parents stuff now

[delicate vapor]

[timber elk]

Okay guys hear me out

[nocturne bloom]

And I did buy my lifetime dream revolver

[timber elk]

What if

We

Did

[nocturne bloom]

[timber elk]

A tell tale game

[nocturne bloom]

nah

[timber elk]

Based on warhammer 40k

[delicate vapor]

[rare pulsar]

No

[timber elk]

But

As the emperor

[rare pulsar]

If i wanna watch a movie ill watch a movie

[marsh iris]

Telltale games of Warhammer Adventures

[winged oasis]

are the elite spawns bumped up in cartel missions

holy fuck the elite spam is insane, even on heresy

[wanton vale]

I’m running Zealot with Relic Sword + Spearhead Boltgun. For the talent tree, I picked up throwing knives, invisibility, and movement speed, then specced into backstab damage. It’s my favorite build now! I can one-shot Crushers from behind with my ult, and the sword just melts hordes. The ability has clutched the game for us so many times. I thought Zealot was mid, but it’s actually a key factor in many matches
I LOVE IT.

[rare pulsar]

Its just normal high intensity shock troop gauntlet with gas

[rough verge]

Is telltale even making games still

[winged oasis]

is there a guide on stims somewhere

[rough verge]

Ive only played Minecraft. But I heard of batman and Gotg

[winged oasis]

i just keep spamming stims whenever i can in the intel missions

[rare pulsar]

Theres a pinned picture in veteran chat.

Of what every stimm does

[winged oasis]

aight

[rough verge]

I only know what healing stim does

[jaunty path]

Guys

I'm writing a weird chemical formula thingy

what color should it be

@feral vessel Floret, I need your insight.

[trail bramble]

sclurple

[jaunty path]

Thats a character in the smurfs

not a color

[trail bramble]

bloink is quite pretty

[rough verge]

Orange :]

[jaunty path]

mmmmmmmmmmm

Maybe different colors have different effects

hmmmmmmmmm

My brain doing some cooking.

If I let myself write like this

I could be stuck here writing for hours

I don't want that...yet.

Not tonight lmfao.

[marsh iris]

golden yellow

[jaunty path]

I got two down

blue and cyan

I'm writing a little bit for cyan.

To me Cyan is a medical color.

But now I must think about what I want x character to be..

mmm

[elder merlin]

[quaint moss]

hmmm

[quaint moss]

red

[elder merlin]

Light purple

[jaunty path]

what do you associate purple with

[rough verge]

Grimace shake

[quaint moss]

grimace can shake

[marsh iris]

grape juice

[shy sandal]

Açaí

[jaunty path]

is that a fruit

[shy sandal]

Yes

[jaunty path]

Oh cool

looks yummy

[shy sandal]

People like turning it into a drink and "icecream"

It is very sweet

[rough verge]

I like cacao beans

The jelly taste like green jolly rancher. The lit tastes like dirt but its packed with good stuff like antioxidants

[modern bobcat]

Who would the best char be for Las Pistol crit build

like an Officer character

[lethal solstice]

Vet

Cause shock trooper

[jaunty path]

I think I was quite productive tonight

yay.

[lethal solstice]

Run with exe stance and juice the shit out of it

[jaunty path]

Speaking of

VoC kinda feels like a crutch

then again

I do play a lot of BTL

[rough verge]

Bacon tomato lettuce?

[jaunty path]

so kinda need the pocket toss all the enemieson the ground

[jaunty path]

Break the line

Arbitrator dash that shoves all the enemies over

[quaint moss]

ltb

[rough verge]

Ah

[quaint moss]

eat them instead

[rough verge]

I use VoC just because the voicelines are cool

I WANNA HEAR THEM SCREEEEAM

[jaunty path]

I just realized I'm writing a slightly less fucked up version of servitors

[night grotto]

Helldiver squad versus squad of original four classes, who wins?

[jaunty path]

well

they can summon death from above

literally

and just kill them

the ogyrn dies immediately

[night grotto]

One squad has a Psyker who, with the right build, can set everything on fire forever.

[jaunty path]

well land, and area needs to be considered

like whats the setting

[night grotto]

Just a flat 20 meter by 20 meter setting.

[jaunty path]

how are they engaging with one another

[night grotto]

Gladiator style.

[jaunty path]

Uh

helldivers have access to their stratagems yeah?

[night grotto]

Sure, why not.

[jaunty path]

Then its essentially a quick draw

I think a 500kg solves the problem

and probably will kill them too

[night grotto]

Would a 500kg penetrate bubble shield?

[jaunty path]

probably

[lyric frigate]

yeah.

yeah.

[jaunty path]

like thats a pretty heavy bomb lmao

[sonic sonnet]

I just had one of the nicest lobbies in my entire history of playing this game

[jaunty path]

whats that in american uh

[night grotto]

Fair enough.

[sonic sonnet]

and my dumbass didn't send friend requests

I'm never gonna find them ever again

it is so over

[jaunty path]

Yeah thats a thousand pound bomb

[jaunty path]

go in social and recently played games

[lyric frigate]

thats uh

[jaunty path]

u can add them def

[lyric frigate]

pretty large innit

[night grotto]

1102.311 pounds, but I already know metric so.

[sonic sonnet]

doesn't work

only shows one guy that wasn't in the round

everyone else is offline

and I didn't look what their actual user is

[lyric frigate]

i think it would be funny if we made a chainsword with each individual tooth having a power sword disruption field

[tender horizon]

I think those exist

[marsh iris]

what if its actual human tooth

[tender horizon]

Powered chain weapons

[night grotto]

That's the Heavy Eviscerator.

[ripe tangle]

Hello hello

[sonic sonnet]

the Eviscerator isn't a powered weapon though

[marsh iris]

chainsword with actual god-emperor's teeth

[sonic sonnet]

it's just chain sword but le big

[night grotto]

Salutations.

[ripe tangle]

yesterday someone at my job a customer had a diabetic seizure on the floor and I had to call an ambulance

[night grotto]

In the lore it has a low power disruption field.

[sonic sonnet]

oh damn

that's sick ngl

[trail bramble]

then zealot survives cause of holy revenant and picks up the remaining rejects
ezpz

[night grotto]

Good lord. I'm type one diabetic myself, but I haven't had that happen.

[ripe tangle]

and today our dumpster was FULL of hungry and aggressive crows 😐

[rough verge]

I love crows ❤️

[ripe tangle]

I’ve had an interesting weekend

[marsh iris]

well i had to replace the ceiling light and finally figure out my light circuitry layout at the same time

[night grotto]

Chat, it's 4:10 AM, do I get on Helldivers 2?

[ripe tangle]

Dont let it happen, it’s terrifying for everyone involved, especially you

[sonic sonnet]

no, get on Darktide

[night grotto]

I won't, I take care of myself.

[night grotto]

Ehh, I wanna get the Control Group Warbond.

[sonic sonnet]

don't

it's not good

[night grotto]

I need it.

[sonic sonnet]

it looks cool

but it genuinelyh as zero good things in there

[night grotto]

It's high skill from what I've heard.

[sonic sonnet]

eh

I guess

but it's the same as with the stun weapons

you trade off damage for silencing

just use other weapons to kill them quicker

[night grotto]

Ffs, my blood sugar is at 95. THIS early in the morning.

[rough verge]

I had to call the cops on a homeless dude cause he was selling vapes in the locker room of my work. And he threatened to shoot the place up

[sonic sonnet]

the sniper has light pen and does less damage than the Amendment

just use the Deadeye, if you want a cool Sniper

[rough verge]

The medium armor looks cool

[sonic sonnet]

or the Amendment

[sonic sonnet]

buzzkill

[shy sandal]

You gotta do, what a karker gotta do...

[rough verge]

Someone reported it, if management found out I didnt do anything about it my ass would've been grass

[night grotto]

[marsh iris]

[sonic sonnet]

what would we do without john video game

amazing name ngl

[rough verge]

Thanks man

[night grotto]

Hypoglycemia gives his strongest battles to his silliest soldiers.

[delicate vapor]

mhm yes send a horde of genestealers to the templars and marines malevolent

[night grotto]

Beam 5,000,000,000 Carnifex to Marines Malevolent and Black Templars HQ.

[rough verge]

One of my coworkers is a BT fan 😐

[delicate vapor]

and to my disappointment is that I get to only do that once

[night grotto]

Don't worry, you can pull their souls from the Warp, stuff them in a new body, and do it again!

[delicate vapor]

brain wash them

[rough verge]

He lowkey smell like baked beans

[delicate vapor]

[night grotto]

?????

[rough verge]

My BT fan coworker

Smell like baked beans

[inland mantle]

[somber stream]

One of mine monitor kicked the bucket after i used a CRT monitor filter over the screen

[shy sandal]

Marines Malevolent are so cartoonishly evil i can't hate on them. I respect the effort to be that much of a hater

[delicate vapor]

[rough verge]

He judged me for being a white scar fan which is so crazy cause how is being a white scar fan a red flag at all

[little marten]

🙀

[night grotto]

Tu'Shan gave one his propers after they led Orks to a refugee camp.

[delicate vapor]

white scars the close ill get to being an asian marine (since im also asian)

[somber stream]

[night grotto]

White Scars are a cool chapter, he's just a hater.

I like the Black Dragons myself.

[rough verge]

The bad dragons?

[night grotto]

:(

[rough verge]

Im sure everyone makes that joke

[night grotto]

That's the first time I've heard of it.

[delicate vapor]

[night grotto]

It could very well be an Emperor's Children warband.

[shy sandal]

That fucking sucks man

[rough verge]

I would like sm2 if it was set in a black crusade and I got to fight all 4 God's armys

[somber stream]

App name: ShaderGlass. Stay the hell away from it 🫵

[delicate vapor]

[night grotto]

Understood.

[shy sandal]

Good to know

[shy sandal]

Never take a Black Templar or a Dark Angel fan seriously. They should be the last ones to talk shit about another chapter

[night grotto]

[rough verge]

I didnt really value the shit talk ofc. Im just confused on why. Like even my DEldar buddy respects the ws

[night grotto]

Hell, I'm a Mechanicus fan, I like the White Scars.

[rocky moat]

huh

[somber stream]

Where's the pizza boy

What did you do to him

[shy sandal]

They prolly think the chapter is "overglazed" or smth

[delicate vapor]

[night grotto]

🍕 🍕 🍕 🍕 🍕 🍕 🍕 🍕

There you go

[astral basin]

Ffs

[somber stream]

Pizza boy, not Pizza, boy

[shy sandal]

CITY BOI, CITY BOI

[night grotto]

NO, WE ARE NOT DOING THIS!

[somber stream]

I am immune from this potential brainrot for i have no idea what that is lol

[amber delta]

pizzagate

[astral basin]

Wheres tha paper bhoi?

Guess whooooo

[night grotto]

Is this like an Italian Watergate?

[astral basin]

Getchyo fatass back here

[amber delta]

yeah you could say that

[modern bobcat]

They should add Tau Fire Warrior to Darktide

[shy sandal]

Where you going Hemmy?

[somber stream]

Hmmm, nada

[astral basin]

Aa

The misery

[rough verge]

Everybody wants to be my enemy

[night grotto]

Does everybody wanna be your enemy?

[astral basin]

Spare the sympathy

[marsh iris]

how do you pronounce pizza
is it like pee-zah or pit-zah or whatever else

[inland mantle]

pit-zah?

[astral basin]

Pete-suh

[marsh iris]

iirc thats how i heard americans say it on TV

[inland mantle]

I could see it on TV never once heard it that way irl

[shy sandal]

Pee-Tza

[astral basin]

Need a shower
Between the night sweat, caffeine, and anxiety sickness
I feel grungy

[marsh iris]

sweatttt

[inland mantle]

Make nurgle happy and dont shower

[shy sandal]

The two zs, make a Ts sound

[somber stream]

Grumpily hungry?

[modern bobcat]

Finding my Laspistol Vet attempt very squishy

[astral basin]

Grunge = coated in dirt

Kinda

[modern bobcat]

could be that another vet on team has twice shot fucking fire barrels directly under me

[somber stream]

gy not gry mb champ

[marsh iris]

buzz is butz?

bees butzin it

[shy sandal]

Kind of like how Mozzarella is said "Moo-Tz-Arela"

It's a italian word not an american one at the end of the day

[rough verge]

Mogsarela

[astral basin]

Motz-a-rella
Who tf is saying “mootz”?

[shy sandal]

Italians, no?

[astral basin]

Hm

Mozzy stix

[inland mantle]

Me

(jk)

[marsh iris]

italian pronounciation?

[rough verge]

Si, uh, correcto

[astral basin]

The italians are wrong

[rough verge]

I speak the most i-taliaj

Italian is a sexy ass language i can't even lie

[shy sandal]

Yeah, we use mostly similar to italian pronounciations here in Brazil because of the amount of italian immigrants we had at one time

[marsh iris]

very well

thank you for your time darktider

[somber stream]

Today, in General-chat

[marsh iris]

[somber stream]

"It's pronounced Motz, not Mootz you sonuvabitch"

[shy sandal]

Speaking of foods

@somber stream do you guys have Tampf Kleis there or is this something we made up moving here

[delicate vapor]

pre workout + rockstar original + original redbull + nescafe

[shy sandal]

"Aye, it's a pronounced motzarel, you sunnovabitch, now give mah gabagool, ya breaking ma mah's heart"

[somber stream]

Aye, Dampfnudeln

It's a Russo-Germanic dish

[marsh iris]

gabagool

thanks sopranos

[shy sandal]

My father's side of the family was mostly italian cousine. So I've been learning a lot of german foods from my stepdad's side of the family

[astral basin]

Hey guys

I got something you guys need

Job Application

[marsh iris]

MODSSS BAN THIS GUY

[shy sandal]

Al long as it isn't in the customer service industry, I'll take it

[rough verge]

Easy on the slurs big guy

[marsh iris]

people amirite

[somber stream]

sauerkraut is overrated

Spread the sausages

[shy sandal]

I would rather die than be a cashier again

[marsh iris]

much respect to those who dont mind it

[shy sandal]

That's why i left my job as a graphic designer...

Cause they lowkey started making me work on something i did not sign up to do

And when i asked them if i could go back to doing what i was hired to do, they saod my only option was working at the cashier or quitting

[marsh iris]

bro i know those kinds

those trying to push it

[somber stream]

Heard a lot of similar stories in Asia

[marsh iris]

really grinds my gear

[somber stream]

Graphic designer having to sort files and numbers instead of actually designing, not to mention the sketchy document modifying

[shy sandal]

Which is why I'm working on commissions and studying to apply for a job as a character designer in the near future

[amber delta]

chatgpt design a character so good it will make me get picked for the job over that guy

[somber stream]

Right, until you go into the specifics

Angles, consistency, meanings

[shy sandal]

Chatgpt, send a missile to this guy's house

[amber delta]

chatgpt deliver a platinum chip to my house to shoot down the missile

[shy sandal]

@Grok, send a hit squad to shoot chatgpt in the head and bury it on a hill

[amber delta]

chatgpt put 10 in luck

[shy sandal]

Fuck

[shy sandal]

What we did mostly at my old job was print documents and stickers. We barely designed anything

Oh, and a LOT of blueprints

For like construction

[somber stream]

Really kill the mood to work

That's not a creative enviroment

[delicate vapor]

[shy sandal]

Prolly why they can't keep a closed team for more than two months from what i've gathered

[somber stream]

One of my team member in Korea used to work in a similar environment. No clear terms, work was "whatever that was needed done for that day", which consist mostly document forging, altering numbers and signatures, dates, funds

Oh and tons of random stickers and leaflet, of course

Work from 8AM till 8-9PM

[glass bough]

As a Zealot with a spearhead bolter, I'm suppose to use all my ammo to kill riflemans with my bolter instead of being in the melee with them?

[wooden creek]

If you hate having ammunition, sure

[somber stream]

If you're in melee range, then it's best to kill them with the melee

[modern bobcat]

I just died from killing a burster through a wall

becuse it was actually 4 bursters inside one another lol

[shy sandal]

My shift was 8 am till 8pm aswel

Only reason we didn't forge documents at my job was prolly because the owner got into trouble with the law before for doing that

She was one of those old women who are angry all the time, but can't frown because of how much botox is in her face

[dire kayak]

horus

[shy sandal]

Horse?

[quaint moss]

honse

[shy sandal]

José

[quaint moss]

🤨 yo

[quaint moss]

Jaun

[dire kayak]

horus!!

[shy sandal]

Yes, Horse!!

[glass bough]

Horsus?

[shy sandal]

Those kinds of women scare me, cause they always got the scariest eyes ever, but are constantly smiling

[glass bough]

https://tenor.com/view/willem-dafoe-evil-laugh-laughing-laughter-evil-gif-14980664286383156420

[amber delta]

even bursters do not want to use loner

[cinder flame]

I read somewhere that u can ask fatshark support to make ur characters level 30 is that true? Switched from ps5 to pc and lost abt 130 hours not really trying to grind all the characters from scratch again

[dire kayak]

horus

i know maxine is secretly horus lupercal

[wooden creek]

I think they used to do some character transfers in the past or some such, but not sure if they're still doing that

[somber stream]

Glad you got out, some are burdened by economy duties, they have no choice but to slave their life away

Options are even more limited for women..

[cinder flame]

Back to the grind I go then

[quaint moss]

shredder WHERE

[marsh iris]

grinding it

[twin dirge]

WOOOOOOOO

I get to go home in 20 minutes

[quaint moss]

welcome home

ive made the finest of dining, spaghettios@twin dirge

[quaint moss]

it grinding

[dire kayak]

horus

i know you're horus

[delicate vapor]

[dire kayak]

they put the blood angels gene seed in me
ive contracted the black rage

[quaint moss]

im miss the rage

[dire kayak]

horus

wait

i know you

you're horus

you're all horus

[timber elk]

More like Horus your BOY-

gets killed by a purple ork

[winged oasis]

whats ADMs again

[quaint moss]

||___________|| <- the orks in ere

[shy sandal]

ADMs can mean a lot of things, in what context specifically?

[winged oasis]

ADMs, in darktide

[shy sandal]

I think it stands for Armor Damage Modifier

[quaint moss]

ark dark markipilier

[winged oasis]

eerrrrhhhghghghghhh should i even play psyker

fuck it ill go 30 zealot

[quaint moss]

brain burst, do it

:3

[winged oasis]

takes too long

also the guides are pretty tough to follow

[timber elk]

-Dark markpiler

“Hello everybody. My name is markpiler and today we are gonna play league of legends”

[quaint moss]

nu huh

[modern bobcat]

Darktide is hotfixing

[quaint moss]

, poor darkipiler

[timber elk]

“Hey guys what’s up mister E and today I’m gonna give you a guide on how to do hive scum” explains quantum physics, chaos theory and nearly impossible mathematical equations and concepts that hasn’t been explored in 7 generations of humanity

[quaint moss]

its only 30 lvls , it cant be that baddddddd

[timber elk]

overhead crusher strike

[quaint moss]

counter brain burst >:)

[timber elk]

(I fucking hate overhead strikes in this game. It’s so gay and that’s saying a lot because I’m gay too)

[quaint moss]

if your in critical peril it doesnt trigger

[winged oasis]

is the koronus charm a 40k rogue trader reference?

[quaint moss]

hi gay, im also the gay

and indeed i agree

[timber elk]

Well hello gay I’m also gay

[stuck wasp]

Yes, part of cross promotion thing.
RT got a Shovel weapon in exchange

[quaint moss]

We are alpharius gay

[timber elk]

No I can tell you like women only <:3

[winged oasis]

neat

[timber elk]

I know what you are grog

Sinner.

[quaint moss]

lies on my name 😔

no guys i swear, i love kissing bois

[timber elk]

[quaint moss]

lol

more grog men please

[timber elk]

Oof don’t go into zealot chat

[prisma cypress]

Peenar

[quaint moss]

but ye, what do you usually use on your psyker, is it like electricity

[timber elk]

WAAAAA- gets turned into ash

[quaint moss]

whats in zealot chat

[prisma cypress]

[timber elk]

Stuff that’s not good for my mental health

[prisma cypress]

Gay people

[quaint moss]

actually i looked for like 2 seconds i agree

[acoustic pebble]

Theres a crippled boy in the hospital who wants you all to succeed in your next game. I know this because I'm the one who crippled him to inspire yall

[timber elk]

Good than let’s stay here and make some cowboy coffee sets up a campfire and puts a coffee pot above the fire and starts making cowboy coffee

[prisma cypress]

Hold up peak Toby fox music came on

[quaint moss]

is this a rdr reference or broke back mountain (or neither LOL)

[timber elk]

Neither I just love cowboy coffee

[acoustic pebble]

And cowboys

[quaint moss]

what does a cowboy coffee usually consist of :>

[acoustic pebble]

Cowboys grinded into coffee

[winged oasis]

i dont even know anymore, apparently smite makes people leave rounds because they're pissy?

[modern bobcat]

chicory

[timber elk]

It’s pure coffee, no filter whatsoever.

Grinded coffee beans into water.

And boil it above a fire

[quaint moss]

man ;-; thats like way to much, i dont even really like coffee

now tea :3

[acoustic pebble]

What was cowboy coffee called before cowboys? 🤔

[timber elk]

I can even boil tea if you like my friend! While jakka goes over his new fanfiction stories

[acoustic pebble]

Nah. I'm in a new business

[timber elk]

Ummmm coffee?

[timber elk]

And what would that be?

[quaint moss]

well you can use smite i think without pissing people off, its give a 10% damage boost min on heavy attacks

[acoustic pebble]

Black market t shirts and socks for youtubers to advertise

[quaint moss]

but also people are mean

[modern bobcat]

it hurts my eyeballs

[acoustic pebble]

It's amazingly successful

[winged oasis]

even without allat i just dont feel like playing psyker

[timber elk]

Do you pasta T-shirts from the vanoss crew? I really like her! <:3

[acoustic pebble]

That's good. Do drugs instead

[winged oasis]

and i also bought cosmeics for zealot so im even more pressed to play zealot

[quaint moss]

sounds like a perfect afternoon, if it hadnt been for those mind goblins

[acoustic pebble]

For*. I get 30% royalties

[timber elk]

What mind goblins?

[quaint moss]

mind goblin these nu... -explodes-

[twin flower]

Hah

Got em

[acoustic pebble]

Got eeem

[quaint moss]

play zelly

[timber elk]

he grabs a large Bowie knife and stabs a thick piece of meat on it and puts it over the fire as he drinks his coffee

[acoustic pebble]

Are you gonna eat that?
Points at the knife

[timber elk]

Hmmm? No im gonna eat the shark meat on this knife.

[quaint moss]

i use to own a bowie knive, good for cutting reeds or tall grass

[acoustic pebble]

What kind of shark?

[quaint moss]

lemon shark

taste of lemon

[acoustic pebble]

Gross

[timber elk]

Megladone or whatever it’s called <:3

[acoustic pebble]

They're already eaten

You just have a whale

[quaint moss]

megadome or whater its called </3

[acoustic pebble]

And a baby dolphin

[timber elk]

Not from where I’m from!

[acoustic pebble]

Yes it is

[pseudo terrace]

what was the update for

[timber elk]

Oh well munches on the shark meat

[acoustic pebble]

Sadly not to fix one of the Tread Lightlies cosmetics

The one that has that disgusting purple color

[timber elk]

Or any actual new cosmetics

[twin flower]

You know shark meat is really hard to eat

[quaint moss]

are cowboy lambs supposed to eat shark meat?

[twin flower]

Cuz of the ammonia

[quaint moss]

is it healty for you

[modern bobcat]

Hive Scum Bonesaw gameplay annoys me

[timber elk]

Nope but since I’m a god I can eat it <:3

[twin flower]

One reason they only eat the fins most of the time

[acoustic pebble]

Use shivs and drugs

[modern bobcat]

"I hit you with rusty saw, now I wait for you to die from tetanus"

[quaint moss]

actually not really, ive had shark before. it smells but taste good

[timber elk]

Shark meat is considered very “gamey”

[acoustic pebble]

Now I'm hungry for some Veal

[twin flower]

I didnt say its inedibke

[timber elk]

Neither did I

I just said it’s very gamey

[twin flower]

It takes a longgg time to just prepare

Nkt u ball

Grog

[acoustic pebble]

I bet you like Imagine Dragons

[timber elk]

Power wolf and sabaton actually

[twin flower]

Sabaton mentioned

[quaint moss]

:3 as long as your good

[quaint moss]

are they good ?_?

[timber elk]

As long as it’s not the god awful meat goober cooked yesterday

[timber elk]

And yes very

[acoustic pebble]

Power wolf is better imo

[quaint moss]

it does and its super yummy

[acoustic pebble]

I like aggression in my music

It encourages me to chomp

[timber elk]

I like my space marine slamming his fist into a poor bastards skull while power wolf is playing

[quaint moss]

should dm one of the songs fr

[acoustic pebble]

Why space marine? Just do drugs and shank

[quaint moss]

that youd reccomend

[timber elk]

I will but let me finish this coffee <:3

[timber elk]

Because I’m fucking sick of darktide >:[

[acoustic pebble]

Power Wolf - Higher than heaven

[acoustic pebble]

Pathetic

[timber elk]

I keep getting poor performance and constant crashes

[acoustic pebble]

Veal shall be eaten tonight

[quaint moss]

sounds good :>

[twin flower]

It be like that

[timber elk]

Plus I enjoy talking to you guys since none of you are the usual stinkies who brings up the P-word stuff

[acoustic pebble]

Polymorphism?

[twin flower]

P word? 🤔

[acoustic pebble]

Plasma toxnosis?

[timber elk]

No the other stuff

[acoustic pebble]

Ahhh

[quaint moss]

ive been wanting to redownload shadow of war, since ive almost finished darktide

[acoustic pebble]

Pickle-wickle-sickle-tickles

[amber delta]

PDF?

[twin flower]

Punks

[timber elk]

._. No

[timber elk]

Yes!

[acoustic pebble]

Never got into it honestly

[acoustic pebble]

Shoves pickle into your coffee

[twin flower]

I never finished shadow of war either

[timber elk]

shrugs his shoulders and continues to drink I’m not picky

[acoustic pebble]

The sheep has accepted the pickle

[twin flower]

Pickle juice cofee

[acoustic pebble]

Nerd

[shy sandal]

I think Demon Hunter might be down your alley aswel

[timber elk]

Plus it enchanted the flavor crunches on the large pickle

[timber elk]

Good one too!

[quaint moss]

is good i swears (ive got wayyyy to much time into it)

[timber elk]

I found demon hunter through killing floor 2

Oh god….

Killing floor 2

[shy sandal]

I love that game

[quaint moss]

killing floor 2 is awesome

[acoustic pebble]

Killing Floor 2. Gunslinger is best class

[quaint moss]

fucking love that game

[twin flower]

I think i made it half way then dropped jt for a bit

[timber elk]

It’s sad it was killed off for KF3

[quaint moss]

sniper in da house

[shy sandal]

Loud incorrect buzzer

[acoustic pebble]

No u

[timber elk]

I was a berzerker

[quaint moss]

kf3 is such dogshit too ;-;

[acoustic pebble]

Get uno reversed

[timber elk]

I loved fist fighting a flesh pound

It was super cathartic

[quaint moss]

i have over 4000 hours

[acoustic pebble]

Dual revolvers

Bosses stand no chance

[timber elk]

Bone breaker magnums

[shy sandal]

I heard they are trying really hard to fix the issues the game has.

You're no longer tied to a specific character per class for instance

[timber elk]

The good true big game hunter

[acoustic pebble]

.50 cal revolvers

[timber elk]

I thought they weee 500. Magnum

[quaint moss]

its too late, it lost my interest

[acoustic pebble]

Does it have gunslingers?

[timber elk]

Yeah. Plus they took away my robot character

[acoustic pebble]

Yea that too

[quaint moss]

my magnum )gun( for my magnum hands

[twin flower]

How many times have you beat it

[prisma cypress]

At least 2 times tonight

[timber elk]

There is no beating the killing floor

[shy sandal]

They promised to release it this year. They're adding classes one by one

[twin flower]

Eyo

[timber elk]

You either kill or be killed on the floor

[prisma cypress]

[quaint moss]

hmmmmm, like a lot

[acoustic pebble]

Until I sees it, I have no interest

[jaunty path]

I'm at 99k plassteel

I am money.

[prisma cypress]

[timber elk]

Yeah I’m not getting KF3

[acoustic pebble]

Stolen

[inland mantle]

Broke

[timber elk]

Like I said they took away my robot

[shy sandal]

I hope they can turn it around, I've been pleasantly surprised with some games i neglected in the past

[quaint moss]

actual goated lambed line

[quaint moss]

green

[timber elk]

I remember this one time on the endless wave mode it was just all scrakes

[acoustic pebble]

Played some Squad earlier

[timber elk]

It was on hell on earth difficulty and I was the last man standing

[acoustic pebble]

Felt good to be a mercenary

[timber elk]

I was a berzerker and god was it glorious to come out on top on a mountain of scrape corpses

[quaint moss]

WAIT THEY TOOK THE FUCKING ROBOT

[twin flower]

Merc'ing it

[timber elk]

Yeah. The robot is not playable in the 3rd game

[acoustic pebble]

It's mercin time
When my team fucking chooses them

[quaint moss]

I loved using the exploding hammer

[inland mantle]

Wha

[shy sandal]

They'll prolly add it some later time. They just brought in Scully

[quaint moss]

rock

[acoustic pebble]

I love using

gun

[timber elk]

Yeah after a year

Scully is always a on release character

[inland mantle]

If gun is so good where's gun 2

Checkmate

[acoustic pebble]

In my other hand

[inland mantle]

[twin flower]

Reminds me of Insurgency but PvE

[timber elk]

I was a mace and shield user

[acoustic pebble]

Insurgency pve is amazing

[shy sandal]

... You do know it took them years to add all characters into KF2, right?

[timber elk]

Yeah I’m talking about scully in this instance

I’m pretty sure scully is a on release character

If not than I’m wrong and I’ll admit that

[shy sandal]

He was a Deluxe edition exclusive

[quaint moss]

that is also good ^3^ , heavy axe made me very happy

[twin flower]

PvP was really nice too, a friend introduced me to it

[timber elk]

Oh

Than like I said. I’ll take my L

I’m not other stinkys who throw a fit over being wrong

It’s not good for the mind

[quaint moss]

youll take your legs😔

[timber elk]

throws jelly beans his way

[quaint moss]

its ok :>

[timber elk]

I could never get into it

Mother fuckers always camped corners

[twin flower]

I just really liked the gunplay on it

[timber elk]

Oh no the gun play is great

[twin flower]

Pop a smoke at the same corner

[timber elk]

It’s the players are the problem

[quaint moss]

i threw lots and lots of molotovs, and big ironed revolver

[timber elk]

Hey where did jakka go?

[quaint moss]

the gun play is meh, the lobbies are kinda also meh

[quaint moss]

he went to go eat some peeps

[shy sandal]

No need to, that game had a lot of DLC stuff, but people tend to forget.

KF1 was worse though. Half of the roster from KF2 was dlc characters in KF1

[twin flower]

Dont remember peeps being much of an issue before, its been a while since I last played it

back when it was still peak

[timber elk]

You know what….i can’t say anything about the player’s insurgent. Marvel rivals players are….excuse my language

Fucking special

[modern bobcat]

But most of those people weren't there when KF took off in popularity

[twin flower]

never played it so idk

[modern bobcat]

that came with some of the first major Steam sales around 2011/2012

[twin flower]

Ive been into Deadlock recently

[timber elk]

Oh dude marvel rivals players are the worst

[acoustic pebble]

Gta online is worst community

[timber elk]

If you call them out for going 5-11 they flip the fuck out and intentionally throw your game

[quaint moss]

:> my name on marvel rivals was 'averagedivorce'

[acoustic pebble]

All because some brainlet thought a flying motorcycle was a good idea

[twin flower]

hackers everywhere?

[timber elk]

Worse

[twin flower]

oh, the grief bike

[timber elk]

Yeah

[quaint moss]

what bike? i havent played in like a year

[twin flower]

i just do private lobbies with my mates lmao

when we do get a random we do the bike shit on him til he leaves

has its moments

[timber elk]

You never heard of the griefer bike?

[hard crane]

Flying bike with homing missiles iirc

[shy sandal]

True, the games always had a bunch of microtransactions, people just didn't notice cause they bought the delixu edition for dirt cheap after years of the game being released

[quaint moss]

nope

[twin flower]

i forget what it was called

[jaunty path]

Would you buy a sentient life size doll that does what you tell it to do

[twin flower]

The Oppresor ??

or something or other

[timber elk]

No it was the oppressor

[twin flower]

Oppresor Mk 2 type shi

[quaint moss]

sounds like some ghost rider shi

[acoustic pebble]

Now gonna play some insurgency

[timber elk]

And it was by far the most toxic device to ever been introduced to gta online

[twin flower]

There was the first bike but it wasnt a fucking jet engine

[timber elk]

Yeah you had to time the jet to bounce you up on down in the air

Now you can just fly

[twin flower]

Hoping to god they dont do this futuristic car shit in GTA 6

[jaunty path]

No one is going to answer my question...

[timber elk]

Hmmm?

[jaunty path]

They will

[inland mantle]

What

[jaunty path]

Dis

[inland mantle]

Oh

Die

[timber elk]

Oh I choose to ignore your question because I don’t own any life size doll

[hard crane]

starting a revolution just like in Detroit become human

[shy sandal]

I feel good contenders to that are the Fallout New Vegas fanbase and League of Legends.

One is a gatekeeping hell and the other is just toxicity to the maximum

[quaint moss]

like an android and no thats like rich evil person activity

[twin flower]

What do you think people would even do to it lmao

[jaunty path]

Im telling my life size doll to kill you

[rare pulsar]

How lifelike is it?

[twin flower]

They gone get freaky with it

[inland mantle]

Well

It is gen chat

[rare pulsar]

Dont blame me

[twin flower]

Nah youre good

[timber elk]

It’s always missus with the freaky questions

[twin flower]

[timber elk]

Just like the Ashly and Andy incident

[jaunty path]

Mostly like a mannequin

[shy sandal]

Does it look like an actual person or is it a faceless robot?

[quaint moss]

ashly and andy?

[rare pulsar]

Thats a no from me.

[quaint moss]

also im super tired

[rare pulsar]

Kinda creepy ngl

[jaunty path]

Fuck you

[inland mantle]

Sleep ez

[timber elk]

Oh please do ask missus on how she brought a entire discord to its kneel with a single gif

[rare pulsar]

I just think dolls are kinda creepy

[quaint moss]

oh that

i was there

[timber elk]

Mhm

[inland mantle]

Real one

[jaunty path]

👁️ 👁️
_

Is how their face looks but with a smile

[twin flower]

Amongus

[jaunty path]

You can make them frown

[inland mantle]

[timber elk]

No you don’t have her power

[jaunty path]

And blink if you want them to

[timber elk]

But nice try Mac

[inland mantle]

Max

[jaunty path]

It was a sticker actually

[twin flower]

AmongGoose

[rare pulsar]

Doll please blink if missus is holding u hostage.

[timber elk]

It doesn’t matter you still brought the discord down on its knees

[twin flower]

Send it again, i wasnt there

[timber elk]

NO!

[twin flower]

[quaint moss]

:3

[timber elk]

Don’t tempt her!

[inland mantle]

Die

[jaunty path]

It wont since it requires purpose. You need to give it purpose.

[twin flower]

[timber elk]

Other wise she will bring the stinkys out of the woods and discuss it and go on a rampage again

[shy sandal]

Honestly don't know how i would feel with a humanoid robot doing chores at my house

[twin flower]

The funny

[jaunty path]

Its not really a robot

Its

Organic

[inland mantle]

[jaunty path]

Flesh and bones

But not human

[twin flower]

Wuh

[timber elk]

So a synth

[twin flower]

Creepy ahh

[inland mantle]

So basically you

[shy sandal]

So you're asking me if i want a slave or not basically?

[timber elk]

Sounds cool actually

[quaint moss]

can i then form the rail road

[twin flower]

A flesh golem comes to mind

[quaint moss]

as a funny

[timber elk]

Can I marry the synth and name her rose? <:3

[rare pulsar]

So is it alive tho?

[shy sandal]

I think that was abolished a few years ago

[rare pulsar]

Or not?

[jaunty path]

Theyre consenting

[shy sandal]

So, just a masochist...

Hmmmm

[timber elk]

Please don’t even reference that god awful faction again

[jaunty path]

I haven't fully figured out how their mind works

[timber elk]

That shit was awful in fallout 4

[jaunty path]

But they have a "fixation"

[twin flower]

You writing something about it?

[quaint moss]

people hate every faction in that game (the ones that atleast go to the ending)

[timber elk]

I don’t blame them!

[quaint moss]

though the toaster argument was funny

[shy sandal]

Every other faction fan agreeing that the railroad fucking sucks

[arctic escarp]

slave kink eh

[magic thistle]

Hear me out a gland warrior would make a pretty cool addition

[timber elk]

Yeah because they are like a symbiotic relationship with the whatever the fuck the boogy man was

[jaunty path]

To explain it some.

These Dolls, each have a directive they will follow pathologically, and will pursue it until a goal is met. Like cleaning your home, cooking your food, and whatever other needs.

The immediate problem is what happens after they clean a home fully?

[twin flower]

What's a gland warrior

[shy sandal]

Legit so obsessed with their mission they lost the plot.

[twin flower]

They just dropped dead

directive complete

[quaint moss]

my sister liked the railroad, i kinda didnt

[timber elk]

I’m….actually shocked someone liked them

[jaunty path]

They're made of rubber and silicon. They kinda cannot die

Hmmmm

[quaint moss]

its because of the follower you get

she just thought he was cool

[timber elk]

Oh decon?

[twin flower]

Is it just possessed or something

[quaint moss]

ye

[timber elk]

Hmm

Me personally I made Nick valentine a Latina man and made him my husband

[shy sandal]

A lot of people do. But it's either because of Deacon, or because... Say it with me

Fallout fans cannot fucking read.

[jaunty path]

Maybe these are more "general" dolls. Those only being sold to the public. Because selling a Doll meant solely to cleaning to a person would be wholly unethical. And the doll would probably go insane.

[timber elk]

Can any of them?

[quaint moss]

literally wife material

i love nick valentine

[timber elk]

Nick is a fantastic companion and a great character for stories

[shy sandal]

No, but it's usually worse with NCR, Railroad and Brotherhood of Steel fans ime.

[quaint moss]

i love finishing his story line

[shy sandal]

They never read their own faction lore

[timber elk]

Well good thing I’m a independent mercenary who got shot in the head and started a sunset sasperilla addiction

[timber elk]

He has his own quest and DLC for him

[quaint moss]

||just to figure out the guy, the detectives suspect, is still alive||

[jaunty path]

Yeah. Normal Doll Directives should be to meet to the needs of their owner. As in making them happy. But what is Happiness? And why does that satisfy the doll?

[timber elk]

Nick is literally one of the best

[quaint moss]

:3

[jaunty path]

Mmm

[timber elk]

Missus just admit you want a harem of men

[shy sandal]

Ask an NCR fan who was the second president of the New California Republic, and they will shit their pants..

Or why the NCR dollar is worth so little

[quaint moss]

same

also it my eepo time

night peeps

[twin flower]

I should prolly pick up on Fallout 4 I never tried it yet

[timber elk]

Good night my friend

[twin flower]

eepy time

[timber elk]

smacks it out of his hands and puts fallout 3 in his hands nope this is better

[jaunty path]

The doll can be a boy, girl or whomever. You can get a custom made one but itll cost extra.

Degrees of human design it can have? Uh. Hmm maybe I can allow that

[timber elk]

Also I should probably get some sleep too

[jaunty path]

But they're really absent of a personality when they're first manufactured

[timber elk]

It’s been a very long night for me

Good night everyone

[shy sandal]

Play it with the expectation you will play a very fun shooter game, but don't expect anything crazy from the storywriting or character development

[quaint moss]

good night lamb <:3

[twin flower]

Gn Lamb

[jaunty path]

Acting human is gonna be hard as fuck for them though

[twin flower]

That bad?

[jaunty path]

Theyd have to be trained in how to behave like a person

[twin flower]

Oof

Might as well have a child

[jaunty path]

There isn't physical adolescence for them. They're born a way, and remain that way until they're destroyed

They have no need to eat

They're just perpetually existing creatures

[shy sandal]

No, it's just that people expect New Vegas levels of writing from a game written by the same people who made Fallout 3.

It is very serviceable and enjoyable, just don't expect a bazillion dialogue options and diverging paths

[jaunty path]

You could call them animate objects

[wooden creek]

wowa quickpaw is back

[jaunty path]

And I think theyd prefer to be seen as objects

[tacit geode]

Quickpaws back!

[molten matrix]

this update is massive holy

[jaunty path]

Oh

[molten matrix]

also quickpaw back so the end of year blog should come soon

[modern bobcat]

Has FS retired community management for the Discord?

[jaunty path]

Finally

[tacit geode]

Its out already lol

[jaunty path]

Phew

[twin flower]

i can deal with that

[molten matrix]

wait what

[marsh iris]

no its actually your turn to manage it

[tacit geode]

https://forums.fatsharkgames.com/t/wrapping-up-2025-and-looking-ahead/118057

Released like last week

[molten matrix]

oh

[tacit geode]

Pretty basic tho ngl

[shy sandal]

Only mod i would recommend you downloading is "Extended Dialogue Interface". It brings back the ui from the older titles and lets you read the entire sentence of what your character is going to say.

This makes the experience of playing the game way better imo

[jaunty path]

Would a doll enjoy a sunset

[slim flicker]

what weapon description was fixed

[jaunty path]

I hope its curios

[dire crane]

Whats wrong with curios?

[inland mantle]

Man that's a big hotfix zamn

[twin flower]

What changed

[inland mantle]

General Bug Fixes

Fixed an issue that caused the item description on some weapons to not display correctly

Thats it lmao

[versed nest]

@olive badger when do live events usually get announced in #📢news-bulletin

[jaunty path]

Is this really worth an update ping

Like

Really.

[tacit geode]

Mf got back from their holiday and you're whipping them already lol

[inland mantle]

Yes

[tacit geode]

Its keeping the community informed that's their job

[jaunty path]

Its like one thing. A singular thing. We don't even know what the weapon description was lmao

Like is it more readable?

[inland mantle]

I hope so

[molten matrix]

the needler special had a string not the description

[rose pine]

Damn, not even letting the lot have a break, but then again, they are game devs.

[inland mantle]

Checks out

[jaunty path]

I hope mores to come

[knotty terrace]

Lord have mercy soon as the devs or community manager get back from a break they get bombarded

Quit acting like spoiled brats

[rose pine]

Yes, clearly we cannot trat them like people

[knotty terrace]

And wait

[rose pine]

Treat* hoops.

[jaunty path]

Im so sorry my words are just bludgeoning these poor devs

[molten matrix]

soon a new update

[inland mantle]

Cant even joke around anymore

[slim flicker]

do you guys also do the number changing things in the game files that gets reset every time there's an update

[rose pine]

Reminder, if you do any work that people have to pay for, the people paying for it has full legal rights to complain.

[inland mantle]

Damn

[slim flicker]

lol

[rose pine]

I know that as an artist

[jaunty path]

These poor, starving developers that just got back from a vacation

[versed nest]

i meant the cartel favour event, because i had no idea it was on until i stumbled on it in the tweet sermons, its been four days active already

[rose pine]

Who gave them the right to hold a vacation

[somber stream]

"We fixed some texts, no need to thank us"

[jaunty path]

Wdym

[inland mantle]

I did

[tacit geode]

I payed 40 dollars 3 years ago

[jaunty path]

GET BACK TO WORK

[rose pine]

Good

[jaunty path]

[brave slate]

They chose to make a live service game, sounds like their problem to me

[jaunty path]

NOW FUCKERS

[shy sandal]

That, but i would like to add that you always have the right to deny someone a service if they are a prick.

[slim flicker]

look up darktide amd fixes on reddit (supposedly also works on nvidia)

[jaunty path]

GIVE ME MY TIDESLOP NOW

[rose pine]

I've had one person who's come back 2 or so years later ,after I did a commission for them.
They -demanded- that I drew an updated version, as my art had gotten better.

[knotty terrace]

guess the local mentally handicapped are back at it looking at the 2 idiots above me

[rose pine]

Just like that øøøhh.. What's their face on youtube, Sorrow TV's Choosing beggers video

[tacit geode]

Lmfao come on now some people

[versed nest]

live service art commission

[rose pine]

I'd like to pay you 15 Euro amonth, to get a sketch or two.

[inland mantle]

It can not be that deep lmao

[jaunty path]

Heh well. I spent a hefty 18 dollars on this game. 13 at the start and 5 later idk

[rose pine]

It's called Ogryn Maxing, not that you'd get it you dork.

[jaunty path]

But thats a pretty hefty amount of money...

[fallen tree]

thats happened to me too, the nerve of some people lmao

[tacit geode]

Surely thats worth like 6 devs scalps at least

[rose pine]

I bought the game before it was even released

I deserve a new class, just for me.

[jaunty path]

Oh definitely I'm marking up their backs as we speak

[rose pine]

Ogryn, but with 3 arms.

[inland mantle]

A true tide enjoyer

[jaunty path]

[versed nest]

new arbites weapon teaser

[rose pine]

Oh Also @somber stream Wanna see the Thiccum's Cyclops punk ? She's coming out real nice.

[shy sandal]

You can kinda tell when the client is gonna be a pain in the ass.

One of the red flags i've noticed is when they ignore your prices and try to haggle or make a deal with you like "Can i pay this amount?" or "I can pay you X amount if you do it well"

Like, they completely disrespect your prices and are just throwing shit until something sticks 😭

[brave slate]

I've stimulated the Swedish economy by buying ikea furniture. I deserve 10000 free Aquilas and a custom skins

[jaunty path]

Oh I just remembered

[rose pine]

I just stopped doing commissions from people that I'm unfamiliar with at this point.

[jaunty path]

Fs is swedish

[knotty terrace]

why do I even bother tryna talk common sense into a bunch of gamers that act like spoiled brats

[rose pine]

Yea, Swedish company, using a Swedish Engine.

[jaunty path]

BACK TO WORK SWEDES

[rose pine]

Same engine that Helldivers 2 is using, and also Swedish company.

[jaunty path]

[rose pine]

Who are you talking to?

[brave slate]

How did autodesk stingray become the signature swedish engine?

[jaunty path]

Astral projections

[tacit geode]

They're also within a 15 minute drive of one another.

Also starbreeze

[rose pine]

Ain't Starbreeze those Payday folk?

[jaunty path]

Starbreese

More like

[tacit geode]

Yup

[jaunty path]

Poopbreeze

[knotty terrace]

Certainly not someone as mentally fucked as you

[rose pine]

Starbreeze, more like, Fart-in-the-Breeze.

[shy sandal]

Yes

[inland mantle]

Lmao