general-chat

[dire kayak]

WE NEED TO EVACUATE THEM

[twin dirge]

It'll be fine

Ikea

[gilded socket]

Hough

[dire kayak]

maeow

[quaint moss]

morning

[dire kayak]

esaelp gorg erom

[quaint moss]

yes grog

[mighty remnant]

[timber elk]

falls through the celling with a brick in his hand heading towards grog

[quaint moss]

oh the brick that i ordered

how lovely

[timber elk]

Here you go sir :3

Just sign this holds out a clipboard

[dire kayak]

aki

[timber elk]

Do you think the Orgyn who did this will ever see this becoming a meme?

[dire kayak]

hmm

how do we know they aren't here right now?

watching our every move?

[mighty remnant]

Hello

[timber elk]

I mean I never see anyone saying that’s them

Than again I would be pretty embarrassing to see yourself dying in such a way it becomes a meme

[whole glade]

i love headcanoning fulgrim as a proper brit like the wine swirling kind

[visual vortex]

I have purposefully jumped to my death multiple times because i thought it wasnt a death-zone

[timber elk]

Yeah but has it become a meme in a discord though?

[visual vortex]

probably to some that id never meet

[dire kayak]

mortarion would be such a good father

[whole glade]

maybe, i think russ would be a good dad too

[dire kayak]

id like rogal dorn to be my dad personally

[timber elk]

I would like to make wine with roboute only for me to tell to shut the fuck up about his economy on his home world and we go back to making grape wine :3

[whole glade]

so military dad who would not be emotionally there?

[whole glade]

fulgrim is where youd go for wine

[timber elk]

Ehhhh…..that’s not wine….thats….never mind

[whole glade]

pre_heresy*

[timber elk]

And no roboute said if he ever retired he would like to have a wine yard

BIG FUCKING WORD IF

[dire kayak]

hmm

angron would be a very shitty father

[timber elk]

No he absolutely is one

[dire kayak]

tries to kill you every other hour

[timber elk]

His sons actually really hate him

Because of the butchers nails many of them went through

[whole glade]

russ would be with his sons drinking and hunting

[timber elk]

Perturabo is also pretty chill now

[whole glade]

Curze would be a meh father

[timber elk]

He’s like….really chilled out ever since becoming a daemon prince

[whole glade]

and i love curze

[timber elk]

I like to think after coming back from a huge power boost he went back to making warhound figures

[dire kayak]

how well would the emperor do as a father?

[whole glade]

i wish they would bring my baby boi curze back

[hidden whale]

you should ask Horus Heresy

[whole glade]

i need him :[

[timber elk]

Hes actually a really shitty father

[quaint moss]

thank you good sir mam... lamb

[dire kayak]

id like chairon to be my father

[near wolf]

This post sponsored by angron, perturabo and Magnus

[timber elk]

I thought you said Rogal dorn?

[dire kayak]

he's so based

[dire kayak]

my mind has changed

[timber elk]

What made you change your mind?

[quaint moss]

rogal mourn

[near wolf]

Rogal dorn has a habit of going on autistic tantrums

[dire kayak]

how bad rogal dorn would be as my dad

[near wolf]

Not a very good father

[dire kayak]

chairon would be pretty good id say

he's based as fuck

[quaint moss]

:3

[timber elk]

What makes you think that? If anything Rogal wouldn’t care as long as your consistent

[near wolf]

Yeah but the moment you make a mistake he's gonna absolute lampoon you even for the smallest ones

You want your father to have some emotional regulation you know

[dire kayak]

and i make a lot of mistakes

[timber elk]

I’m pretty sure that’s Peter turbo

[near wolf]

It's both

They're both the sides of the same coin

Also pertys like that because of empy's favouritism towards Rogal

[shy sandal]

I think i was raised by Dorn

💔

[dire kayak]

i mean

rogal got that fit on fr

[shy sandal]

My father was somewhere between the critic from ratatouille and fletcher from whiplash

[quaint moss]

ight ima tide it

[near wolf]

Anton turned out to be a cool fella tho

He just takes his job seriously since he doesn't like mediocrity

Dude even let rats cook

[timber elk]

I mean…..if you’re trying to earn a michilen star. You gotta bring your A game

Fletcher is just a dick

[shy sandal]

Yeah, my dad reminded me often how he didn't like mediocrity

[near wolf]

[shy sandal]

Like, really really often

[near wolf]

My condolences

[dire kayak]

who would win in fight between lamball and catachan devil

i think lamball

[twin flower]

catachan who hasnt eaten in 10 days

[timber elk]

is munching on acorpse of a catachan devil hmmm?

[twin flower]

dont eat that, you dont know where its been

[timber elk]

looks at him and eats another huge chunk of it

[twin flower]

i still have that one image about a catachan idk why i find it funny

#zealot-class the hongy

[timber elk]

Oh hey Mac @twin flower

rolls a hand grenade towards him

[twin flower]

i pick it up and start rushing towards the Lamball

[timber elk]

fades away from reality

[twin flower]

you mfer

[near wolf]

the animal or the guard?

[dire kayak]

the animal

[near wolf]

im sure lamball has a chance

he'll survive

for 5 seconds

[timber elk]

Ummm are we just gonna ignore the fact I’m eating a catachan devil?

[near wolf]

jungle boy will kill you in one

[dire kayak]

oh fr?

share some with me

[timber elk]

rips the spine of the corpse and flops it on the ground here ya go :3

[drowsy lynx]

we're all eating corpse starch you're just missing a step

[timber elk]

Ewww no

[twin flower]

cannibalism in a can

[dire kayak]

THABK YOUU

[timber elk]

Wait

Cook it :3

[dire kayak]

yes please

[timber elk]

I don’t know how to cook ._.

[dire kayak]

uhh

i have 37.5355 gallons of prometheum

[timber elk]

Than cook it already

[gloomy tartan]

Smoke it

[dire kayak]

okay let me just light the promethe-

[timber elk]

._. wow they weren’t kidding about making a lot of mistakes huh?

Welp. At least I should try their cooking. picks up a piece of a catachan devil and bites it ……

crashes on to the floor and fucking dies

[mighty remnant]

[timber elk]

Wot

[gloomy tartan]

[hidden whale]

[timber elk]

I saw your sins goober

[dire kayak]

w<

[twin flower]

pokes you with a stick

[timber elk]

Also sorry about the joke

[gilded socket]

Kills u

[marsh iris]

uwu xDD rawr

[gloomy tartan]

posts it on worldstar

[quaint moss]

:3

[gloomy tartan]

Is calling someone a Lemony Snicket grounds for blinding someone?

[bleak sleet]

What is going on

[gloomy tartan]

Progress

[jaunty path]

wheres lamball

[twin flower]

dont worry about it

[gilded socket]

Kills u

[hidden whale]

yes, one day blinding stew is approved

[twin flower]

ping the ball

[gloomy tartan]

I ment a giant machine created by a mad scientist

Like a death ray

But it’s just bright as fuck and blinds you

[twin flower]

[gloomy tartan]

So basically a really big light

[quaint moss]

🤨

ball

ball ballin

[gloomy tartan]

I’m pretty sure I could just use a spotlight

[twin flower]

le ball

[gloomy tartan]

I bet a spotlight would blind someone

If you point blank flashed them with it

[modest flume]

SCP-001 looking ass

[gloomy tartan]

Damn you old

Bringing up scp

Unc status confirmed

Grand wizard ass unc

[dire kayak]

breaching hammer + warp pack = "it's also a hammer"

[quaint moss]

my granny called, "Travy you would work to hard, i worry you'll forget about me"

[twin flower]

yo names Travy?

[gloomy tartan]

On Reggie

[carmine steppe]

SCP is cool but also feels repetitive after a point

[quaint moss]

(ballin, 90210 travis scott)

[carmine steppe]

I only see people talk about like 4 of them

[gloomy tartan]

The good stuff is in a ocean of mediocre repetitive derivative content due to its mainstream popularity and the nature of it being added onto by people constantly

I find more enjoyment in unique creations

Lots of good new horror stuff

Vita carnis

[carmine steppe]

I followed this YouTube channel that talked about them and now it just turned into "X thing against the SCP foundation"

[carmine steppe]

X being attack on Titan, homelander, whatever anime protagonist

[modest flume]

ONE SIDE, SWEETHEARTS

[gloomy tartan]

Midwest Angelica is peak

[dire kayak]

i LOVE vita carnis

[gloomy tartan]

The series is finished on YouTube

[quaint moss]

what that

[gloomy tartan]

So if you want to watch a finished new horror series I’d watch Midwest Angelica

[modest flume]

Come on...

HAVE AT IT

[gloomy tartan]

Gemini home entertainment is another good one

[quaint moss]

no clue

[gloomy tartan]

Tangi virus

White stag education

I like random ass horror stuff much more than the derivative crud that scp became

[modest flume]

Come try it, numpties!

[modest flume]

SCP-500 simply uno-reversing all ailments and leaving you with a minty fresh taste

[carmine steppe]

So true

[gloomy tartan]

Without being tied to a past you can make someone unique

[carmine steppe]

I love watching wendigoon videos on these worlds

[timber elk]

eats all of scp-500 <:3

[modest flume]

I love you

[gloomy tartan]

All the scp stuff is tied to a huge past and pinholed so they just act derivative of the popular old scps and never make anything new

[quaint moss]

vita carnis is actually good horror, am like

[gloomy tartan]

Vita carnis and Gemini home entertainment are peak

[modest flume]

If you eat all SCP-500s, do you get a stomach ache that is then cured by another 500?

[timber elk]

No. I’ve gained a 77th level of immortality

[modest flume]

Cultivator lookin ass

[gloomy tartan]

Gemini home entertainment is fun if you like vitas carnis

[dire kayak]

i love you too

[timber elk]

Fake ass spartan 117 looking ass

[gloomy tartan]

Midwest Angelica is dope too

[modest flume]

Learn from the best to be the best

[timber elk]

Oh shit I didn’t know you were like that

[gloomy tartan]

Greylock is scary as fuck

Like legit

[timber elk]

Dap me up come on

[gloomy tartan]

That was is scary

[modest flume]

My man 🤝

[carmine steppe]

What was greylock about?

[timber elk]

Hell yeah 🤝

[gloomy tartan]

Thought monsters

It’s way fucking scarier than most stuff

[timber elk]

imagines food

[gloomy tartan]

Very graphic

[timber elk]

Oh hey food

[gloomy tartan]

For example

A old woman is attacked by her memory of her dead husband

[timber elk]

Krill issue

[gloomy tartan]

It’s about some horror machine they use to reach into people subconscious

They have tests

Very unsettling

[carmine steppe]

Oh yeah they have this video about opening a door in your mind right?

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah

It was the scariest series to watch

At night in the dark

It will make you see or hear shit lol

[timber elk]

I solo greylock <:3

[gloomy tartan]

There’s the body horror one too

[timber elk]

Because I can imagine me having a wife or boyfriend or husband :3

[gloomy tartan]

Where they combine stuff

I won’t spoil

But it’s legit unsettling

[icy orbit]

Im guessing this Cartel event lasts for a month?

[carmine steppe]

Was it vita carnis or greylock that has a thump on the door sound?

[timber elk]

Yup yup

[jaunty path]

next 2 weeks

[gloomy tartan]

I think greylock

[icy orbit]

Great ..🤮

[carmine steppe]

Like you are watching the video and then there's a sound of someone knocking on your door

[jaunty path]

I'm probably gonna do it all in a day

[gloomy tartan]

Greylock is much more slow unsettling

[flint mauve]

is the end reward aquillas for the event

I cant check rn

[gloomy tartan]

Vita carnis rules but Greylock is the first to make me unsettled legit

[timber elk]

Really? I think of myself as a researcher researching into the events of these different worlds like a SCP scientist with the highest clearance

[icy orbit]

Have been getting more of those ones that look like an octogon

Aquailas? I wish

[gloomy tartan]

Greylock is thought monsters

Some subconscious shit that’s abusing your memories

To give itself a corporeal form

[timber elk]

Huh uh

[icy orbit]

Make the event more worthwhile for Aquailas.

You see how high we jump then lol.

[gloomy tartan]

It’s some giant ass machine too

It gives vibes of those mf in the fog who opened the doorway to the other dimension

[timber elk]

Ok so….question for you D-class have you ever thought of not thinking ?

[gloomy tartan]

It’s your subconscious

They test the people by having them visualize their dreams

They start seeing unsettling stuff in their subconscious

[timber elk]

Okay so don’t go near the machine than

[gloomy tartan]

Big rich company offers money

Tests on children

Elderly

It’s a dream machine

You can see dreams

[timber elk]

Okay will have to send in a few MTF squads

[gloomy tartan]

Your supposed to not have effects after

They even have rules about not walking in the building alone lol

The machine supposed to trap the thought thing

For study

Not leg them escape

[timber elk]

Question for you D-class.

Have you ever encountered a thought form?

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah that’s what they call em

Thought forms are fucked lmao

[timber elk]

No have you encountered one?

[gloomy tartan]

I encountered a thing

Idk what it was

Glowing red eyes

[timber elk]

Huh uh

[gloomy tartan]

Tentacles

It exploded a squirrel

[timber elk]

I see

[gloomy tartan]

I didn’t get a better look

[timber elk]

Interesting

[gloomy tartan]

Cuz the squirrel fell down like

Like the bloody mess perk in fallout

[icy orbit]

😂

[timber elk]

Did you touch it by any chance?

[gloomy tartan]

But if there was bones they were liquified

No I saw a squirrel get snatched from a tree

[icy orbit]

That's hot

[gloomy tartan]

Saw the blood fall

Went nope

Saw glowing red eyes

Ran inside

Locked that mf door

[icy orbit]

Stay in the light brother

[gloomy tartan]

And the blood was still there hours later

So something exploded that squirrel

After snatching it

Regardless of if the tentacle or glowing red eyes was a trick of the light

Mf chupacabra

Idk

I didn’t fuck round to find out

That’s a d classes job

I’m a mf scientist lmao

[timber elk]

Not anymore points to the cell get in

[gloomy tartan]

throws a clone of you at you

[gilded socket]

Houghhhh

[timber elk]

we both look at you.

[gloomy tartan]

Which one is cooler

[timber elk]

both of us us <:3

[gloomy tartan]

Now go hug

I shall remain free to do my lab work

[timber elk]

both lambs pounce on him and drags him to the cell

[gloomy tartan]

sprays you with the chemicals that make people shake ass in rio

escapes to cocomo

[timber elk]

The mods are probably wondering the fuck is wrong with us xD

[gloomy tartan]

Anyone like the snow armor in the shop?

[fair bridge]

i fw it

[gloomy tartan]

It’s bright

I like the little mask for veteran

Makes me think of the thing

[marsh iris]

i like the baggy pants from the snowy coat set

[gloomy tartan]

They are also nice

[twin dirge]

WOOOOOOOOO BABY

I just took a nice shower

Feeling much better

[lethal solstice]

They don't wonder

They just accept it as fact

[twin dirge]

To be fair it's only slightly fucked most of the time

[whole bough]

call fatshark fartshark cause the fart gas event

[whole bough]

im planning on getting just the top ogryn shirt for peter griffin cosplaty

[twin dirge]

My birthday is in 9 days

[dire kayak]

fuck yeah

[sick berry]

who wanna help me with havok 25?

[dire kayak]

id get you something if i wasn't broke as fuck

[celest birch]

not me

[sick berry]

yes u guy

[twin dirge]

I don't like gifts

Play game with me instead

Peak

[dire kayak]

absolutely

[modest flume]

Happy belated birthday

[quaint moss]

oh no gamre

[gilded socket]

Its so funny remembering that my uncle’s BDU was used and lived a small part of it’s life in combat where it saw many people die or get shot everyday only to now live out the rest of it’s life as a puppygirl’s favorite pair of pants and top (never on together at the same time)

[hidden whale]

silent burster just killed me in havoc

im getting spidey sense

[quaint moss]

everything

[hidden whale]

its time

[quaint moss]

what time?

[modest flume]

The cycle of life

[somber stream]

@fair bridge Thanks for the invitation, so random lol

[quaint moss]

auric event is so much fun

[clear fulcrum]

Hey all, new to the server. I am so close to getting all darktide achievements. would anyone be willing to help me with gone bowling?

[gilded socket]

I give proper love and care to his BDU’s that i have

[gilded socket]

I got liek 4ish

2 at his house

2 where i live

[quaint moss]

afro man is a peak artist

[modest flume]

As you should

You do both the gear and the owner of the gear a service

[gilded socket]

One set has cigarette burns and general wear on it

[marsh iris]

good to see baldo alive and kicking

[fair bridge]

baldo and the pot are friends

[somber stream]

Deadlock was invitation only? I thought, so exclusive!

[gilded socket]

I really oughta go and look for the pants of his 3 color desert BDU because i have his M81 set and his 3 color desert top

[marsh iris]

Deadgame

[gilded socket]

He was a combat driver so theyre the summer versions

[somber stream]

Sup degenerates

[marsh iris]

✊ 🐺

[ripe tangle]

Degeneracy?!

[marsh iris]

[somber stream]

over here, over there, a little bit everywhere

[ripe tangle]

any excuse to shoot Heretics is a good excuse to shoot them.

For example; the fact they’re Heretics!

[somber stream]

Purgemaxxing sister, praise be

[gloomy tartan]

I mean you’re doin them a favor

[gilded socket]

Or uh MCCUU as they called it

[quaint moss]

my poor dog

[somber stream]

✊ 🐺

Awooooo

[modest flume]

Over there, over there, send the word over there

[gloomy tartan]

That bullet to the skull is going to cleanse any heretical thoughts from their head

[marsh iris]

awoo mate

[gloomy tartan]

If you explode their skull even better no head to be corrupted anymore

[gilded socket]

Hi hagcia

[dire kayak]

meow

[gilded socket]

Bio so real

[marsh iris]

goobacious

[dire kayak]

goobalicious

[somber stream]

My Nitro expire TODAY

[marsh iris]

extend the degeneracy

[somber stream]

I refuse

[marsh iris]

[somber stream]

Enjoy my awesomely animated PP while it last

[modest flume]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYRR-OYAi0A

[somber stream]

Ok yank

[dire kayak]

sometimes i wish i was wrong

[somber stream]

Let's see what's this about

[modest flume]

Remember, when in doubt

CLOSE

KILL

AND DO IT AGAIN

[quaint moss]

far kill

rip

[gilded socket]

I would say you’re wrong but then im that low too

[visual vortex]

Or blame everyone else and never improve yourself until it's too late to do so

[visual vortex]

They fuxed the dice charm

[somber stream]

Not bad, not bad at all

Now watch this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYRs3sySdAk

[bleak sleet]

Hm

[quaint moss]

im doing the event for the portrait

[gilded socket]

Hough

[somber stream]

Heh, Digital Serf

Just thought of a description for my current position

A phantom fueled by cold bean-water and madness

[modest flume]

try this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ez9Emsj7cas

[misty trench]

CORRECT

[somber stream]

“Slavery is gay because it means owning another man”
- Abraham Lincoln, 1862

Awesome disstrack btw

[gloomy tartan]

I get corpse starch

But like

Banna nut bread

[tired inlet]

who's this big chonky boy

[gloomy tartan]

Why can’t we make corpse banana nut bread

[fair bridge]

networking exams are so ass lmao

[gloomy tartan]

Straight cheeks

[tired inlet]

Like.. computer networking/OSI Model/Topology/802.11 RFCs?

[twin dirge]

Chat

[fair bridge]

yeah that whatever

[twin dirge]

Dinner of champions

I got a bag of pistachios

[fair bridge]

did it cost you $50

[tired inlet]

I learned some stuff 16 years ago and am CompTIA Net+/A+/Sec+ if you're having issues.

[gloomy tartan]

I remember that guy from left for dead 2 the carnival

[twin dirge]

Was supposed to be 10 but it rang up as 5 at self checkout so honestly kinda peak

[gloomy tartan]

You hit the thing with the hammer and Mr pistachio tells you you rule

[fair bridge]

i've got an A in the class so i'm good, it's just incredibly tedious

[marsh iris]

he's him

[tired inlet]

Which part? Subnetting? Mapping (do you use MicroSoft Visio?)? RFCs? IEEEs?

[tired inlet]

https://tenor.com/view/dracula-flow-i'm-him-i-been-him-i-will-continue-to-be-him-gif-11190399534092412874

[hidden whale]

man... I got a lot of dn's

in school

[fair bridge]

i hate tests that have questions whose answers are all somewhat reasonable and probably what most people do anyway but only one of them is the "by the book" correct answer

[hidden whale]

people who get As always impressed me

[fair bridge]

i'm just angry at tests

[gloomy tartan]

Mallow remember the paper clip guy

Who asked if you wanted help

[fair bridge]

yeah clippy

[tired inlet]

The reason for that is that's because it's how CISCO writes their exams for CCNA/CCIE/CISSP

[fair bridge]

he was on the island

[gloomy tartan]

Did he die yet?

He got to be old af

[fair bridge]

i think the clintons got him

[gloomy tartan]

Damn

Type shi

[fair bridge]

i know i know, i'm just complaining about tests being silly

[tired inlet]

Cisco is notorious for having multiple choice questions where more than one answer is correct but the question is worded as "most correct" as per the Cisco books

[fair bridge]

never was a great test taker

[gloomy tartan]

Tedious work that is needed is lame but understood

Tedious busy work is some bullshit

[fair bridge]

put me in my basement and let me control everybody already

[gloomy tartan]

The sims type shi

[tired inlet]

<< Henry from Fallout TV show has entered the vault

[fair bridge]

i'm actually considering sales tbh

[somber stream]

What's with these music genre, the heck is 'Goblin core'. Next you'll tell me 'Lightning explosive kitten pop' exist

[fair bridge]

those guys make bank

[tired inlet]

they're microgenres

[quaint moss]

bank

[tired inlet]

like witch house or glitch pop

[gloomy tartan]

If you can sell yourself you can sell anything

[fair bridge]

if i could be in sales and know what i'm talking about i could be set

[somber stream]

Witch house?

Insanity

Do they do Witch core??

[tired inlet]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Witch_house_(genre)

[quaint moss]

also if you ever see me type like one word, its because im mid game doing a quick read

[fair bridge]

my friend's offered me a 70k position but it's an hour drive and he says he hates the company

[tired inlet]

typically -core relates to an inheritance or fusion of hardcore punk rock (or post-hardcore)

[whole bough]

man i really hate hounds

[fair bridge]

this could be shit

[somber stream]

"employs occult- and gothic-inspired themes", checks out

[whole bough]

not because i cant dodge them but i DO dodge them and yet they still hit me

curse of desync

[timber elk]

And from New Orleans and New York

[twin dirge]

Woe, rock of despair upon ye

[fair bridge]

lag compensation mod is p sick

do u want it

[gloomy tartan]

Out here sharing mods like crack

[quaint moss]

new orleans is a awesome place

[tired inlet]

my enemy's firewall when I send a RST_ACK with a TTL-1

[timber elk]

I didn’t say anything bad

I just said from New Orleans and New York

[fair bridge]

people don't know how to search things anymore

[gloomy tartan]

It’s hard

[tired inlet]

better than the opposite I guess

[gloomy tartan]

I’ll pay you to fix my mods

[whole bough]

depends on how hard modding is

im still vanilla

[gloomy tartan]

I’m a old man

[quaint moss]

huh, i wasnt implying that, i was just saying ive been there and its really cool
silly lamb :3

[gloomy tartan]

I just want my mod pack to work

[tired inlet]

Well, google has been shit since 2018 and is functionally unusable; it's almost better to just fuck off and use DuckDuckGo

[gloomy tartan]

I don’t care about what order it’s supposed to be in

[timber elk]

Oh

[whole bough]

i use chatgpt as a better google

[fair bridge]

it's very easy, i'll send you the invite to the modding discord that has a tutorial

[gloomy tartan]

Load order is dumb

😭

[fair bridge]

i've been using startpage for a few years

way better

[quaint moss]

its the city under water

[fair bridge]

duckduckgo just pulls bing

fuck bing

[fair bridge]

stop doing that.

also here https://discord.gg/rKYWtaDx4D

[gloomy tartan]

Hey anyone play metal slug?

[quaint moss]

duckduckgo sells your data like crazy

[tired inlet]

probably longer than a lot of people in this server have been alive.

[gloomy tartan]

I remember metal slug had a big enemy crab. I like big enemy crabs

[whole bough]

atleast i can find info using gpt instead of the slop that is google

[gloomy tartan]

And a monkey with a uzi

[quaint moss]

next darktide update?

[fair bridge]

sweet child it's all slop

it's all AI

it's all the same shit

none of them are better than the other because they're all bad at their jobs

[gloomy tartan]

Hatsune miku tho

And hologram Tupac

[tired inlet]

AskJeeves was always the answer

[gloomy tartan]

Those have no sins

[fair bridge]

what good is a search engine whose results can be changed by attacking it with misinformation for an hour

[gloomy tartan]

Ask Jeeves Is on crack rn

[fair bridge]

even startpage is starting to falter

[gloomy tartan]

Berating it into saying what you want like a battered old house wife in the 40s

Ai just doing what you say so you won’t kill it

[fair bridge]

i disavow you

you are no longer my son

[gloomy tartan]

I thought my mom was cadia

[fair bridge]

only baldo remains

[gloomy tartan]

Lmao

[tired inlet]

Yeah, but the most infamous one is the one in Genji: Days of the Blade

[gloomy tartan]

I’m just now learning of baldo

[long sigil]

what is baldo

[fair bridge]

my chud son

[long sigil]

sounds like some sword art

[gloomy tartan]

Praise baldo

[marsh iris]

egghead

[hazy kestrel]

How are we all doing tonight pals? :)

[marsh iris]

baldo-ing it

[gloomy tartan]

Can we get horns to announce baldos arrival

[long sigil]

another first person arm animation making

[tired inlet]

That shit's Miyazaki-core as hell

[long sigil]

damn it

[quaint moss]

only gun i need to master is power sword

ITS SO GOOD

[gloomy tartan]

I liek dark souls

[marsh iris]

baldo shall rise as the Bald Champion

[long sigil]

3 remaster when

[gloomy tartan]

The fact you can throw a turd in dark souls is peak

[quaint moss]

@modest flume you gaming darktide this wonderful nigh

[marsh iris]

cower in trash, hair havers

[gloomy tartan]

It makes you take poison damage when you throw it from picking it up

[tired inlet]

doesn't Elden Ring literally have a dude called DungEater?

[gloomy tartan]

Realism

[somber stream]

Are you... are you balding Garut?

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah he’s the evolution

[long sigil]

https://youtu.be/Ov_1XWw24YM

[hazy kestrel]

I don’t trust that lmao.

[long sigil]

making arm anim is shit

[gloomy tartan]

Dung eater is the continuation of the turd throwing deciples

The magnum opus

Curse you turd said dung eater

[marsh iris]

nah

[somber stream]

Then why the anti hair comments

[gloomy tartan]

My favorite part of dark souls was the fire keepers

[marsh iris]

baldo make me do it

[gloomy tartan]

They allways said some dumb cryptic shit

[quaint moss]

the hair choose against this man

[gloomy tartan]

And we just nod along like type shit

[somber stream]

Let's shave the cat

[hazy kestrel]

Firekeeper, my beloved.

[twin dirge]

Hair is for people that care too much

[somber stream]

Also learned about Beta Decay, hype!

[twin dirge]

I'ma shave myself bald

[hazy kestrel]

Anything for Firekeeper.

[marsh iris]

its going to be awesome

[gloomy tartan]

I think dark souls one says a lot

[somber stream]

Don't count your eggs

[twin dirge]

Gonna go get trained by tibetan monks and become bald batman

[marsh iris]

i like the PS1 graphics vibe

[somber stream]

I had the same expectation for Forever Winter

[gloomy tartan]

The only reason dark souls 1 happens is cuz a guy decides to help out a stranger just cuz

[marsh iris]

dont jinx it

[fair bridge]

i want more indie games to adopt the ps3 era aesthetic

[gloomy tartan]

Even when the world is falling to multiple calamity’s and going to shit

[somber stream]

B-Positive!

[marsh iris]

AB+

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah helping out some random might end up being you helping the super badass main character

Ya never know

[marsh iris]

All your blood are belong to us

[twin dirge]

Abracadabra

[somber stream]

Also PS1 pixel graphic that runs on UE5? They have gotta be shitting me

[gloomy tartan]

You could be the old man who gives a sword to some body

[modest flume]

Indeed I am

[marsh iris]

i suppose they want the flexibility, shinier graphics are just left behind

[quaint moss]

why, what a cocidence i am tonight as well

hmmmmm

[gloomy tartan]

The love for old ps1 aesthetic is real

[somber stream]

Idk, that's a huge red flag already for me. But we'll see

I hope it blows up

[marsh iris]

its a 1-dev game

[gloomy tartan]

That’s why games like power drill massacre exist

[somber stream]

Wait, the fuck?

[modest flume]

indeed it is

[somber stream]

developed by Rotoscope Studios

[quaint moss]

i can join ya if you want, since i know the last 2 times i said no XD

[somber stream]

Surely can't be 1 person, the amount of resources already piling up isn't something 1 single dev can handle

[hazy kestrel]

You need a thammermaxxer?

[quaint moss]

I enjoy these things from time to time

[hazy kestrel]

I shall go online then.

You have my thammer!

[twin dirge]

AUGHHHH

[long sigil]

buff ironhelm thunder hammer

[gloomy tartan]

You know bug zapper noise?

[long sigil]

bzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[twin dirge]

Bzzzt

[quaint moss]

you host

[gloomy tartan]

They should make a melee weapon that does that

[long sigil]

that wing sound

[gloomy tartan]

Liek you fry the heretics

[drowsy lynx]

give ironhelm a detonation like power maul

[gloomy tartan]

That would kick assn

[long sigil]

it gonna cool

[gloomy tartan]

Frying heretics liek bugs

[hazy kestrel]

Or @modest flume can host.

[quaint moss]

@modest flume 🥺

[marsh iris]

[main zephyr]

That moment a hc takes a over head and dies and I take one as psyker cause of them and live on 13 hp

[modest flume]

You want to do Auric or Havoc?

[quaint moss]

either is fine

[modest flume]

@hazy kestrel And you?

[hazy kestrel]

Eh. I’m down for whatever, unless there’s a monstrosity spam maelstrom. :)

[somber stream]

Space ships, VTOLs, Mechs, PvE with friends to topple factions? Count me in. One thing though, you die and you're wiped

[hazy kestrel]

I cry, no monstrosity spam maelstrom.

[quaint moss]

@modest flume where vc perchance :)

[modest flume]

You're BalIntMan?

Oh I usually do no VC

[quaint moss]

yes

im batman

[hazy kestrel]

I have arrived. I do see a lights out mission. :)

[quaint moss]

wanna vc?

[hazy kestrel]

I don’t really voice chat either lol.

[quaint moss]

damn

so sadge

[elder merlin]

[marsh iris]

im pretty hyped for Menace coming this thursday

[modest flume]

I mean I don't mind VC

I just rarely do it here

[marsh iris]

i dont mind you

[modest flume]

Thanks, you too

[marsh iris]

[somber stream]

Bushman is the shy type

[quaint moss]

so theres a chance

[modest flume]

well, take me to dinner first

[somber stream]

[quaint moss]

Deal

[marsh iris]

lets take a shower before dinner

[somber stream]

Garut you dog

[modest flume]

Hygiene is good

[long sigil]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1106798485384220775/1460563879007490069/icon_3.gif

[somber stream]

[dull hamlet]

Chudgryn

[twin dirge]

Chat

Why can't I be a vampire

Who agreed to turning that gamerule off

[long sigil]

i ask to u

why am i not dwarf

[twin dirge]

Exactly

Who turned off fantasy races in game settings

Y'all are boring as fuck

[long sigil]

u too

[marsh iris]

human master race

[twin flower]

you say it like its our fault lmao

[long sigil]

damn it

[twin dirge]

It's someone's fault

[twin flower]

gotta ask the mod you know

[marsh iris]

well you can be undead but its a bit buggy, you cant move at all

[twin dirge]

It was Hank wasn't it

Hank turned off fantasy races

HELLO ME

[mighty remnant]

Humanity first 🥀

[somber stream]

I want to be able to photosynthesize

[twin dirge]

Bro same

Asexual reproduction would be lit

[somber stream]

No you said you wanted to be a vampire

Vampire don't photosynthesize

[twin dirge]

I mean

That's fair

What if I wanna be multiple things

[marsh iris]

suck plants stems

[mighty remnant]

Do you know any vampires? How do we not know that

[twin dirge]

Like I'm tryna be a nymph dawg

[shy sandal]

Decompose first, then, photosynthesis

[somber stream]

Why is there a 2nd Aki

[twin dirge]

I duplicated

[mighty remnant]

Im the heretic one

[twin dirge]

Asexual reproduction

[somber stream]

Dang

[twin dirge]

Meet my clone guys

[marsh iris]

the duality of Aki

[long sigil]

sometimes i wondered what if i was female

but i realized

it is same as boring shit life

[somber stream]

Korea isn't a kind place to female

[long sigil]

nah

not for humans

[somber stream]

Real

[marsh iris]

if you clone an opposite gender of yourself, would you?

[long sigil]

ew no

[twin dirge]

For sure

Id crack myself crazy style

[shy sandal]

I would get away with so much more shit if i was a woman

[marsh iris]

[somber stream]

There's masturbating, then there's masturbating

Don't.

[twin dirge]

Twin I would take advantage of it so fast

[sterile hull]

Hey! That’s the pipeline I went through!

[twin dirge]

Theres also master baiting

I prefer that one

[somber stream]

Okay master baiter

Baited anyone as of late?

[long sigil]

💀

[dire kayak]

i get away with nothing and im a woman

[twin dirge]

I infact caught a trout last fall

Haven't been fishing tho cuz too cold

[somber stream]

Trout isn't human but that's kinda based so i'll give you a pass

[shy sandal]

At least people would take my mental health seriously.

I feel people tend to be more kind to bipolar women than bipolar men

[twin dirge]

Ts tasted so good too

[twin dirge]

People listen to mens mental health at all???

[shy sandal]

For men, people just act like you don't have the disorder at all

[long sigil]

sad

[marsh iris]

you are expected to deal with it

[sterile hull]

I like toys and bubbles. Sometimes I eat the crunchy pebbles at the bottom of the fish tank. The purple ones are my favorite.

[long sigil]

just keep live

sad

[twin dirge]

I'm pretty sure everyone I know ignores the fact that I have horrible anxiety and depression and just hits a "real men don't cry smh"

[marsh iris]

SOCIETY

[twin dirge]

[dire kayak]

i did not expect it to turn to this-

[twin dirge]

It's ok

Sometimes

Guys gotta vent

[dire kayak]

you can always talk to me about it

[long sigil]

i dont want age

[whole glade]

erm what the spruce

[twin dirge]

You are based, I also enjoy the purples ones

[whole glade]

my bf found the playlists

[twin dirge]

It isn't issue anymore

Became good at not being sad

[sterile hull]

I make sure to keep an eye on the green ones though. Don’t trust em’.

[long sigil]

man or woman

just life is shit

[twin dirge]

FUCK

Real

[long sigil]

keep live is only way

[somber stream]

It gets better

[twin dirge]

Does it

[somber stream]

Keep trying

[twin dirge]

Does it really

It does

Don't listen to me kids

[somber stream]

With planning and effort, yes

[sterile hull]

The green ones I always gives a stomping too.

[dire kayak]

you still can id never judge you

[somber stream]

Don't expect to do the same thing everyday and expect a life changing experience

[twin dirge]

[long sigil]

Since we're all going to die anyway, there's no need to die.

[whole glade]

i wish i could achive perfection like Kars :[

[marsh iris]

insanity reference?!

[twin dirge]

YOU ONLY DIE WHEN YA GIVE UP, SO NEVER GIVE UP

NEVER BACK DOWN NEVER WHAT

[sterile hull]

Nah. You won’t die. You’re too strong!

[somber stream]

Sticky surprise

[twin dirge]

Woah

Exotic butters

[long sigil]

wtf

[shy sandal]

Imagine having a debilitating disorder that has no cure, and people act like all you gotta do is go out for a jog or read book to heal from it completely.

Then they turn around and think you're the asshole for not controlling your episodes.

Like, imagine telling a schizophrenic they are a jerk for hallucinating

[twin flower]

Real men cry

[marsh iris]

[long sigil]

[twin dirge]

I don't know what was bad with that sentence

[gloomy tartan]

I knew life wasn’t fair when the power rangers lost

That’s when I learned sometimes the good guys don’t win

[dire kayak]

[jaunty path]

2 months till im 21

[sterile hull]

I think Titanfall 2 would be better if there was 3 of them.

[gloomy tartan]

But then the green ranger became a good guy

So you can defeat evil

With friendship

[long sigil]

get age is so cruel

[jaunty path]

friendslop

[marsh iris]

aging huh

[gloomy tartan]

Wow

[twin dirge]

9 days till I'm 22

[twin flower]

Played Armored Core 6

[gloomy tartan]

Your basically a fetus

[twin dirge]

I'ma get horribly drunk (jk)

[jaunty path]

21 is just the age I can finally drink legally

[gloomy tartan]

Just drink a Long Island ice tea or some shit

You’ll still get drunk

[dire kayak]

you're hugging me instead aki

[twin dirge]

I don't like alcohol

[twin dirge]

Already the plan

[gloomy tartan]

Alcohol is taking a debuff for a buff

[twin flower]

lets all huddle together like penquins

[twin dirge]

I agree

[gloomy tartan]

Mac would you let someone sit on your feet like a baby penguin for a Klondike bar

[marsh iris]

[twin flower]

Noot noot

[twin dirge]

Group cuddle sesh sounds peak

[sterile hull]

Never really took a liking to Alcohol myself, really. I’ve got a natural whimsy. Makes me stupid on its own.

[twin dirge]

Just be careful for the banana in my pocket

[twin flower]

[twin dirge]

I puke anytime alcohol hits my stomach so I just, don't drink

Also being drunk feels like shit

[marsh iris]

mini bolster for the hugging bonus

[shy sandal]

I drank half a litre of rum today

[sterile hull]

My body is a temple, and Coors Light is the Beast Of Nurgle vomiting on the walls.

[marsh iris]

imma pick up my fishball noodle soup

[twin flower]

noice

[marsh iris]

[sterile hull]

Fish good.

[marsh iris]

fish balls

[twin flower]

fishballs

[formal mortar]

What you buying me for your birthday?

[twin flower]

its not even ball shapred where am from

[gloomy tartan]

Your body is a wonderland - Peter griffin

[twin dirge]

I'm buying you

[gloomy tartan]

Hey let’s auction the popular people here

[quaint moss]

hmmm think thats outlawed

[formal mortar]

Too late i have already been sold

[gloomy tartan]

Who’s the most valuable

[twin dirge]

Not if I don't get caught

[dire kayak]

buy me instead

[twin dirge]

I call least valuable

[gloomy tartan]

We’re red names we aren’t rare

[twin dirge]

I already did, get back in the bag

[dire kayak]

you're the most valuable to me

[dire kayak]

AAAA-

[gloomy tartan]

Is our rank what defines our rarity and value ?

[shy sandal]

Licht, Nurgle Gamer and Bart

[twin dirge]

[sterile hull]

You are, pookie. 💖

[twin dirge]

Since I'm pink am I fire?

[gloomy tartan]

Sure

[formal mortar]

Who is bart?

[twin dirge]

Chat we are all valuable people

I love all of you

[twin dirge]

I would pay a gold coin for each and every one of you little fuckers

[shy sandal]

Guy with a Korean name, he had a Bart Simpson pfp so people called him Bart

[twin dirge]

High quality slaves

[dire kayak]

you most

[long sigil]

what

[marsh iris]

minjun doooog

[quaint moss]

general chat at 3am gone wrong gone sexual

[sterile hull]

All of you would make wonderful servo skulls. :3

[twin dirge]

Kisses to all of you

[formal mortar]

Its 10pm

[long sigil]

i think

its me

sup dog

[twin dirge]

[formal mortar]

Nah you are Bajablast

[modest flume]

No, you

[long sigil]

you know what

i drink all of my bajablast

now i have 6

[twin dirge]

Aw, get over here ya little rascal

[long sigil]

only six

[main zephyr]

Ye

[modest flume]

oh hey I have the emote too

[sterile hull]

Oh dang. We got mutuals..

[formal mortar]

I haven't been on as much lately and just noticed how many people got banned

[twin dirge]

Yeah

Racism and sometimes sex

[formal mortar]

Including all the ones I blocked

[sterile hull]

Scary..

[twin dirge]

Peak

[dire kayak]

i wonder if ill get banned

[twin dirge]

Have you blocked me cutie pie

[twin dirge]

Why would you get banned

[long sigil]

sad

[dire kayak]

im mean sometimes

[shy sandal]

Also, whay happened to Dinsingenuous Dense Motherfucker? I remember he used to live in gen chat

[modest flume]

Did you block me, your bestest friend in the whole world?

[formal mortar]

I don't have anyone here blocked

[dire kayak]

did you block me? lil ol me? 💔

[hazy kestrel]

He’s with Polnikov now.

[twin dirge]

You wouldn't get banned if you don't do anything van worthy

[hazy kestrel]

IYKYK

[main zephyr]

Lol

[sterile hull]

You didn’t block me, did you? (This is my first time interacting with you.)

[twin dirge]

[quaint moss]

whats updog?

[twin dirge]

We love Sid

[long sigil]

making blender shit

[formal mortar]

Dead ass tho I only ever blocked 2 people

[twin dirge]

I have a prawn bot blocked

That's basically it

I feel loved

[formal mortar]

I had disingenuous and fash

[twin dirge]

@dire kayak I WAS RESPONDING TO THAT

[modest flume]

Good

[twin dirge]

Back in the bag

[dire kayak]

NO

PLEASE

[marsh iris]

lovetide

[twin dirge]

[shy sandal]

He would get very pissy if you called him his username

[twin dirge]

Fine, no bag

[dire kayak]

im gonna kiss aki someday

[twin dirge]

Woah

[formal mortar]

He just wanted problems

[twin dirge]

I mean shiiii

Alright 👉 👈

[dire kayak]

w<

[modest flume]

Very disingenuous one might say

[twin dirge]

I love problems

They're my favorite

[formal mortar]

I get kisses everyday

[hazy kestrel]

Disingenuous was alright at times. At least, they were to me.

Don’t know what set them off against you or others though. :(

[twin dirge]

Want another

[modest flume]

Here's another

[shy sandal]

Never had problems with the guy to be fair.

[formal mortar]

I never admit or deny wanting another

[marsh iris]

everytime i see your profile pic, i thought theres a pinned message lol

[modest flume]

GGs btw @quaint moss

Awww ain't that sweet

[formal mortar]

Gotta eat ice cream now bye

[hazy kestrel]

What flavor!

[twin dirge]

I'm gonna beat you if you keep ghost pinging me

[shy sandal]

I'm talking about fashslayer. He would just provoke stuff and then get really defensive over it

[modest flume]

Goober said she loves you

[twin dirge]

SAY IT WITH YOUR CHEST WOMAN

[hidden whale]

just won a havoc 30 games after 52 minutes, 11 deaths, and 4400 kills

[modest flume]

Loud and proud

[hidden whale]

what an absolute fuckfest

[twin dirge]

Yeah but I can't read

[somber stream]

Absolute Imperial Victory

[dire kayak]

please don't beat me

[twin dirge]

Beat your ass

[hidden whale]

we solved the problem with a lot of bodies

[hidden whale]

(and a raid boss melee psyker)