general-chat

[gilded socket]

Fuck you ali

[twin dirge]

Have you ever seen Maxine and a turkey sandwich in the same room?

[sleek harness]

Why you guys want to turn Maxine into turkey sandwich

[twin dirge]

No no

[gilded socket]

Vore

[twin dirge]

We aren't turning her into one

She just already is one

[gilded socket]

They want to vore me

[twin dirge]

Absolutely wild

[gilded socket]

You said it not me

[sleek harness]

I have trauma with vore content

[twin dirge]

I didn't say I wanted to vore you

I called you a turkey sandwich

That's very different

[mighty prawn]

What have I come to

[sleek harness]

Sandwiches are made to eat

[mighty prawn]

Why’s y’all talking about vore

[gilded socket]

On December 7th 1777 you said “imma gotta vore a maxine eventually”

[sleek harness]

It's understandable why she thinks you want to eat her

[twin dirge]

Grog is hungry not me

[quaint moss]

is aki a chicken sammich, am hunger

[mighty prawn]

Cannibalism?

[gilded socket]

Vore

[quaint moss]

my b, i ate it

[twin dirge]

How did you remember that

[mighty prawn]

0-0

1777?

What’re u a time traveller?

[twin dirge]

I've been around the block a few times

[sleek harness]

Old

[quaint moss]

nah im just old as shit

[mighty prawn]

“Few”

[twin dirge]

Go fuck yourself rat

[mighty prawn]

Ok old bum

[gilded socket]

My great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great geandmaxine was thwre

[sleek harness]

Old

[elder merlin]

[twin dirge]

FUCK YALL

[mighty prawn]

Hag

[twin dirge]

[mighty prawn]

I’ve known my fair share of hags

[quaint moss]

chicken sammich taste better with age ?_?

[sleek harness]

Grandgrandfather

[misty smelt]

1777 all the way to the 41st millenia? are you an elf?

[elder merlin]

Dont worry, we can be old together

[twin dirge]

I ate her

Now I'ma eat you too

[mighty prawn]

Cannibal

[sleek harness]

Aki don't say that

[gilded socket]

Fat fugly rat femboy

[twin dirge]

Why

[sleek harness]

I am not even insulting you this time

[sleek harness]

It's bad

[quaint moss]

[twin dirge]

It's bad to eat people?

[mighty prawn]

Cannibalism is bad

[twin dirge]

Since when

[gilded socket]

Oh no thats just the truf

[mighty prawn]

As a professional cannibal

I can confirm

[gilded socket]

Since franz ferdinand died

[twin dirge]

Fuck

When did he die

[mighty prawn]

My fault

[twin dirge]

I had tea with him

Felt like just last week

[quaint moss]

at the battle of hoover dam

[mighty prawn]

I felt like shooting someone

[twin dirge]

Fuck

[mighty prawn]

Ended up being him

[twin dirge]

Shoot me

Oh

Not cool

[mighty prawn]

Eh

[twin dirge]

Franz was a chill guy

[mighty prawn]

Nah man

He was uhhhhh

(What are some facts about franz ferdinand?)

[quaint moss]

depends, like lincoln

[twin dirge]

Big Ferdinand was a vibe

[mighty prawn]

Until I murdered him

[quaint moss]

hello rat :>

[sleek harness]

Since society

[mighty prawn]

I took that kill cred

[sleek harness]

Grog

[twin dirge]

There's no way this isn't a new sentence

[sleek harness]

Everything you have ever said was said

[twin dirge]

Big ferdy my boy

[sleek harness]

This is how unoriginal you are

[twin dirge]

I'm pretty unoriginal

[quaint moss]

ferderinand could not hit the grittly, instantly uncool

[sleek harness]

True

Your name is aki

[winged oasis]

i keep seeing references to the vet rizzing up the judge zealot but i havent actually heard the actual clip

[sleek harness]

Your pfp is a bird

You are 22

[twin dirge]

This was forced upon me from my days as a teenage roleplayer

[sleek harness]

Very unoriginal

[quaint moss]

what does aki even mean

:3

[earnest oyster]

get assasinated sparking the bloodiest world war
get shitposted about 100 years later as a legacy

[twin dirge]

It's japanese for autumn

Cuz I used to be cringe as fuck

[sleek harness]

Your roleplay name was aki

[twin dirge]

Yes

[sleek harness]

Why

[quaint moss]

when did this change

[twin dirge]

And it stuck so aggressively it became my new name

[twin dirge]

I mean I'm still cringe, but not that cringe

[quaint moss]

balanced as all things should be

[twin dirge]

I ceased partaking in roleplay like 4-6 years ago

[twin dirge]

Because it was Japanese for autumn

There is no other reason

[sleek harness]

But why

[twin dirge]

My brain liked the sound

Dopamine go brr

[quaint moss]

cwing fr fr :3

[earnest oyster]

i bought new vegas for a second time, removed the shitty eastern european localization todd forced me to buy 😭

[sleek harness]

You just thought aki was a cool name?

[twin dirge]

Yeah

[teal steppe]

Hey! Is the super difficult Karnak twins mission still possible to do? I remember in the early days all you had to do was ring bells right after mission start and you get teleported to the elevator. Tried looking for information but apparently now you have to play the entire mission and ring bells as you progress?

[earnest oyster]

time to reinstall 100s of mods

[twin dirge]

I remember the day the twins came

Back in 1777

[sleek harness]

What bells

[quaint moss]

they what🤨

[twin dirge]

I came

[sleek harness]

This ain't Vermintide 2,chum

[twin dirge]

YOU OPENED THE BOX

[inland mantle]

They made hard mode abit easier with you being able to rev during the fight now

[twin dirge]

I came

[quaint moss]

hellraiser, oh no

[teal steppe]

I remember all you had to do was ring a few bells that hung at start

[sleek harness]

I don't know anything about any bells

[twin dirge]

Jokes on you I'm awful at killer on Dbd

Survivor main here

[inland mantle]

Checks out

[earnest oyster]

yeah, the whole team smacks the right bell, you get teleported

[quaint moss]

ah i think i know what your talking about

[earnest oyster]

can even shoot the bell

[twin dirge]

I'm bad at survivor too

[quaint moss]

but fuck if i remember where

[teal steppe]

Okey thank you!

[sleek harness]

You should main doctor

Literally the easiest killer

Also it's free

[twin dirge]

I'm every streamers favorite person, I sit on gens all game and hide never taking chase

They sit there and loop the killer for 5 gens, I do the 5 gens

[inland mantle]

💤

[earnest oyster]

np ^_^

[nocturne bloom]

i wish schools taught about ww1 more than they do. its always stuff from the 1700s and while i get thats important idk if people really credit the advancements ww1 brought and the plethora of other things that sprouted from it

[teal steppe]

❤️

[quaint moss]

🛌

[twin dirge]

Last time I was in a war I died

[sleek harness]

"watching DBD survivor gameplay is so fun"
The gameplay:

[inland mantle]

Dont do that ez

[quaint moss]

couldnt be me

[twin dirge]

I could never, I watch killer gameplay

[nocturne bloom]

i won ww1, bf1 said so (103 kills 0 deaths with the ft17)

[twin dirge]

I play as survivor enough, I don't need to watch OTHER people do gens

I say that I haven't played since they added Dracula

[sleek harness]

I bet thoses "salty bully survivor squad gets bullied by (killer)" are fake ngl

[twin dirge]

I like watching killers go against cheaters

Have one guy that is very passionate about it, love his content

Bubba anticheat ftw

[nocturne bloom]

oh mein got theres a lego FT17 model

[sleek harness]

Crebit card

[nocturne bloom]

its my favorite tank ever

[brittle idol]

im new to the game i picked the magic dude anything i should know?

[sleek harness]

Don't play it

Pysker isn't very beginner friendly ngl

[nocturne bloom]

look into smite

[nocturne bloom]

(dont)

[quaint moss]

psyker is fun

[sleek harness]

Try playing veteran first

[brittle idol]

i was liking it

[sleek harness]

Yeah, when you are at max level

[quaint moss]

i used guns before even considering staffs

werent that bad 🤷‍♂️

[brittle idol]

i use meele and blow they head off

[sleek harness]

Well I mean, you could continue playing pysker

[nocturne bloom]

flame staff or bust

[sleek harness]

I am not going to stop you

[quaint moss]

like a statue

a bust

[nocturne bloom]

like a...

[quaint moss]

like a dragon

infinite wealth

[lilac crag]

freak!!!!

[nocturne bloom]

YAKUZA HOLY SHID

[quaint moss]

"tiger drop negates all damage"

[sleek harness]

I wonder if any of you ever heard about grishaverse books

[quaint moss]

nope

[twin dirge]

Don't listen to these shitters psyker on top

Best class to level, I enjoy feeling like I'm going from some barely able to control myself psychic shitter to a warp goddess overnight

[tender horizon]

Assail will actually just carry you through leveling but it's very boring

Ig boring is subjective

Its not wildly interactive tho

[gloomy tartan]

Psykers write fan fics about they squad mates

Stay safe soldiers

[twin dirge]

You bet your sweet bippy I do

[gloomy tartan]

Mashing us together like action figures

[twin dirge]

This cruel

I dislike time

It is gay

[quaint moss]

relatable

[gloomy tartan]

I want a heavy machine gun

Pls fat 🦈

[nocturne bloom]

ogryn

[quaint moss]

[sleek harness]

Aki is trolling once again

[twin dirge]

You're the troll

Don't discourage the new wizard

[sleek harness]

I am not a troll

I am skaven

[twin dirge]

Filthy rat

[sleek harness]

Not a rat

[trail bramble]

if it looks like a rat and squeaks like a rat, it's a rat

[jaunty path]

Play zealot as ur first class

[tender horizon]

I think psyker is comically easy to level if you know what you can abuse

[next iris]

psyker is absolute cinema

just be good

[next iris]

https://tenor.com/view/victor-saltzpyre-waiting-eating-chips-gif-3992659431153758708

[quaint moss]

ye zelly or oggy in my eyes

[quaint moss]

though psyker is really fun

[modern bobcat]

have you ever gone to google and typed "Sexy Skaven" then clicked "Images"?

[quaint moss]

whose asking

[bronze wren]

Unless….

[gloomy tartan]

I wanna stub gun mayne

[quaint moss]

[quaint moss]

unless wha

[bronze wren]

Well thanks to you i gotta get a new vpn, router and sim Card now (though i don’t regret it, Rats are love, Rats are the future)

[nocturne bloom]

should i gamble on league

[jaunty path]

no.

[nocturne bloom]

$50 chat

[jaunty path]

uninstall league

uninstall league

[nocturne bloom]

$50 🔥

[jaunty path]

Uninstall League 🥀

[lilac crag]

50

[bronze wren]

Get even more rito points, the more u get, the better you get

[nocturne bloom]

honestly just want blacksmith poppy

5 months of orbs no dice

[quaint moss]

like a sports league?

[jaunty path]

lamia

I feel like you had a dog

do you have a do

g

[quaint moss]

do

[nocturne bloom]

he died last year

[quaint moss]

g

[jaunty path]

im sorry about that..

[quaint moss]

?

[nocturne bloom]

it was not worth it

[quaint moss]

worth wha

[nocturne bloom]

how tf i pull 3 legacy annie skins

i hate her

[bronze wren]

Thats just unfortunate

[sleek harness]

No

[jaunty path]

fish n grits so gohd

[bronze wren]

What even are grits?

[gloomy tartan]

You

You are grits

[sleek harness]

Me grit is good

[bronze wren]

Huh?

[sleek harness]

Ork the gritty

[gloomy tartan]

Grits is people

[jaunty path]

porridge

[gloomy tartan]

With people in it

[jaunty path]

its not corpse starch

[gloomy tartan]

Don’t drink my milkshake

[jaunty path]

I want a full english

[quaint moss]

grit is good
grits are slop (i think nasty)

[gloomy tartan]

Imagine a Medusa but it’s a bald dude with a beard of snakes

[bronze wren]

Beautiful

[quaint moss]

a flurrie of sorts

also id watch that movie

[bronze wren]

Wait isnt that just Blackbeard?

[gloomy tartan]

He used wicks or some shit in his beard

So it would burn for a long time

And had multiple in his beard

He did prep time to aura farm

Having a flaming beard

[jaunty path]

Yeah he made himself look scary

[gloomy tartan]

He did this several times

[marsh iris]

i think that bald dude medusa still have boobs

[gloomy tartan]

He planned it smart too to make sure his beard didn’t get burnt

[gloomy tartan]

Like harpies ?

[marsh iris]

hmm sorta

[gloomy tartan]

Where they look the same

Gender wise

Hey you know that gun in fallout with a dogs brain ?

Does Warhammer have anything like that

I know there’s some mechs where they have a human battery

[marsh iris]

servo skull with guns i suppose

[bronze wren]

Theres a joke to be made about „Losing your Head in the process“

[gloomy tartan]

A servo skull on a gun would be neat

Though it would probably be attached to some super big cannon

[bronze wren]

Tediore

[gloomy tartan]

Turn some engineer who worked on a massive ship cannon into a servoskull that monitors the said weapon

[bronze wren]

Cruel Chris thesis

[wooden creek]

There's a thing in the Dark Heresy rulebook which consists of 4 psyker brains smushed into a frame, then electrically prodded to blast out bursts of psychic power

Callophean Psy-Engine or something, I think that's the name?

[twin flower]

Badass

[wooden creek]

"A psy-engine is a dread weapon: barely controlled, living psyker brains set within a weapon-housing and goaded by neuro-implants to blast foes with the power of the warp. The Callophean pattern consists of a lozenge-shaped central body and metre-long insulated director wand connected by flexible cabling. The psy-engine’s centre is a transparent housing just large enough to hold four psyker brains suspended in pinktinged gel, pierced by mechanisms and linked by fluid-tubes. The narrow edges of the psy-engine consist of clustered psyamplifiers, null-wards, and fluid support devices joined to the tormented brains within."

"A militant warded against psychic overspill carries the director wand, whilst a servitor or expendable menial bears the weight of the psy-engine. When the militant triggers the psy-engine to attack, the maddened psykers within are goaded to strike at the closest target indicated by the wand"

You have to roll on a table with 9 different effects each time you use it, rolls between 21-100 cause one of 4 positive effects. Rolls underneath? Uh oh.

How about rolling three times on the psychic phenomena table at once

[twin dirge]

So it's a psychic railgun

That's sick as fuck what

[rough verge]

Are they conscious?

[quaint moss]

does it matter

[gilded socket]

Hough

[rough verge]

Ill take that as a yes

[nocturne bloom]

how do people play anivia

she feels so

[grand plaza]

go to bed

[nocturne bloom]

yuk

[grand plaza]

tator

[quaint moss]

Im wittaly in bed smh

[grand plaza]

close your eyes

and sleep

boy

[twin flower]

get boy'd

[quaint moss]

but

also am watching vods till i explode

[long iron]

No idea but clearly the brains have to come from bodies.

Not the first time the imperium uses human psyker bodies to incorporate into its literal infrastructure and technology.

[rough verge]

I really need to get on my shit before I get reincarnated and im in the super space hell and not nirvana

[twin flower]

me when i

[modern bobcat]

I think I have an idea for the best Havoc 40 mission

Ascension Riser : Final Toll, Pus Hardened Skin, Rotten Armour; Power Interruption

I must tell FatShark at once

[delicate vapor]

Deep cleaned thy pc and temps are beautiful (not like I pay attention to them while playing games)

[brave slate]

Fatshark! Gift this one 1000 Aquilas for such a genius idea

[twin flower]

I dont havoc much no more so idk what those modifiers do

[brave slate]

Those are the epic gamer modifiers

[amber delta]

I no longer need someone to gift me any supercredits

[sleek harness]

You learned how to farm them?

And that you don't need to pay for super credits to buy Warbonds?

[rough verge]

Farming sc is some d2 level grinding

Abysmal

Just murder me

[fallen tree]

super credits? its very mindless

[twin flower]

honkdivers

[rough verge]

Yeah. Some shadow keep esque activities

[amber delta]

I have always known but it is boring

[fathom geyser]

its so boring but i want that hammer

[fallen tree]

its okay if you get 4 ppl in a game doing it, and with the warp pack

but yea, sick gameplay

[amber delta]

i skipped last 2 bonds but i need belt fed nade launcher

[fathom geyser]

i have all but the 2 legendaries, polar and regiment

[amber delta]

I got the halo bond and immediately regretted it

[fallen tree]

killzone wasp launcher is kinda cool but i dont think either legendary warbond is necessary

i guess the socom pistol is also kinda cool

[fathom geyser]

wasp launcher is a stratagem not in warbond though

[fallen tree]

i usually play for a week when a warbond drops and then leave until the next one

oh ur right

not worth it at all then ig

[rough verge]

Helldivers glazers swear its just "playing the game" when its the most mindnumbing chore ever

[nocturne bloom]

I just like killing hordes of aliens man

Idc about progression

[fallen tree]

you'd have to play so much just to get enough sc without actively farming it, and by the time you can afford a warbond you'd probably be burnt out

[amber delta]

thats kinda on AH for making scs harder to get the higher in difficulty you go

[nocturne bloom]

It takes an hour, it takes some people an hour to do like 2 and a half full runs anyways

[amber delta]

hot take but it should be the opposite

[nocturne bloom]

Honestly, im more than happy we even get SC for free anyways

[fallen tree]

you're right, but yeah the rare samples take up slots which isnt pog

it is cool they did free sc, ill just put on true crime and grind it if i really want it

[fathom geyser]

yeah rare samplea are in like every poi

[fallen tree]

"rare" 🙄

[nocturne bloom]

Tbf rare samps are the most annoying

[fathom geyser]

i still dont have enough for the final upgrase though

[nocturne bloom]

Supers are easy commons are unmentionable

[fathom geyser]

need like 20 more

[fallen tree]

i dont remember when i finished all my upgrades, i wish they added more sinks that werent just feeding the DSS buffs that i never get to experience

[fathom geyser]

ifk why but whenever theres super samples theres always 1 more then there is

[blazing shadow]

Guys one question: As a psyker do you think i have the obligation of play shielded builds on havoc? Like if i get with another build i will be like some kind of selfish silly guy?

[nocturne bloom]

Because its a poi spawn aside from the super spawn

Weird but its a thing

[amber delta]

ask the party if they want a shield some people get salty if you dont some dont mind

[quaint moss]

played destiny cause it was free

[nocturne bloom]

Im sorry to hear that

[fallen tree]

im sure there are some people who would expect you to, yeah just get party vibes and see

[quaint moss]

and cause my playstion broke ;-; before i could play the first

[quaint moss]

i dont have thaf much time in it

[nocturne bloom]

Always remember the loot cave

[quaint moss]

i liked shadow of war wayyyyy to much

[blazing shadow]

Ahh i see, i miss a little bit that liberty normal games gives you to play random builds but i guess that’s the price to play late games…

[rough verge]

Its still just chores man. Top 3 worst grinds ive ever experienced

[nocturne bloom]

Helldivers is nothing

I used to spend days on pso2 just for 1 mat type of like 10 I needed

Then you go to add them, 70% chance of success

Fail

Do it over

[fallen tree]

ragnarok online grinds? low rate server? 🥴

[nocturne bloom]

Kids these days got it easy 👴

[fallen tree]

hell

[acoustic pebble]

Male Professional got ambushed on the Mourningstar by Hive Scum

He wasn't seen for hours

[fallen tree]

monster hunter gem/plate grinds on the older games holy moly

[nocturne bloom]

Then there's eso. Dont even get me started with that shit show

[hasty sky]

in what parallel universe lol, you're guaranteed to find about a dozen without even trying just by checking around LZ and objectives

[nocturne bloom]

Only way to start that game is to raid fields for enchant mats for high level people

[nocturne bloom]

Because its literally the only one youd ever run out of as a new player?

They are all easy to get

Rares are just the most annoying of the 3

[modern bobcat]

the most epic modifiers

[hasty sky]

idk what you're talmbout they're the easiest to get

supersamples are arguably easier unless you're new

when I was new to the game commons were my biggest bottleneck by far

[nocturne bloom]

Skill issue

[hasty sky]

[elder merlin]

[modern bobcat]

I have fallen in love with Ogryn again

strongest class

[fallen tree]

[rough verge]

If you can find joy in that good for you.. im alright on that

[quaint moss]

warframe time🥺

[rough verge]

Warframe was atleast gameplay usually

[quaint moss]

i love warframe :D

im only masters 14 sadly

[rough verge]

Walking around, sometimes being privileged with being able to 1 tap a couple robots is one of the worst grinds I have experienced. Behind only tiandi rep 70

[rough verge]

I think im 9?

Maybe 10

[quaint moss]

ye the campaign gives loads of exp, but i want all the items

haven't played in a bit though

[rough verge]

Me either. I played with some hbs before I cut em off

So I havent really had the drive

[quaint moss]

hbs?

god i need to learn lingo

[rough verge]

Homebogs

Homeboys

[quaint moss]

but ye, i use to play it with my ex, killed my drive for it

[quaint moss]

i read it as husbands

[rough verge]

Bre

Yeah warframe isnt the kind of game o would play solo

I just redownloaded d2 cause an irl wants to play it w me. Titan mainz rise up

[quaint moss]

this is kinda the reason i downloaded skyrim last year

[fallen tree]

d2 should be diablo 2, not destiny 2, big sad 😔

[rough verge]

It will be when destiny finally drops dead

[quaint moss]

duck 2

[vapid verge]

What about that mobile game?

[night grotto]

If I encounter one more chud in DoW II I'm gonna crash out.

[rough verge]

Consequence of 40k game. High frequency(relatively)

[night grotto]

Ehh, the Darktide community is pretty decent.

At least from personal experience.

[fallen tree]

ive had less than a handful of toxic players in darktide, its been pretty good for me

[quaint moss]

i like the chats, the open vcs can be kindaa hellllll

[rough verge]

For Honor community 🤢

Actual #1 worst

[night grotto]

[vapid verge]

Nah, league of legends community

[rough verge]

I never played league i wouldnt know

[fallen tree]

is for honour still going? i liked it on release but didnt have anyone to play with so i fell off

[rough verge]

But around 40% of for honor players are pricks

[night grotto]

I deadass got called a slur in DoW II because I was running Tyranids.

[rough verge]

Yeah i find breach lobbies within 2 mins

[elder merlin]

We should all be so lucky

Also

[rough verge]

More alive than siege

[vapid verge]

But did you win though?

[night grotto]

Yes

[elder merlin]

Should i get back into For Honor?

[night grotto]

Secret recipe, two Carnifex made him call me the r word.

[inland mantle]

No

[rough verge]

No. But if you so hmu

I only play brawl and breach tho

[night grotto]

I combined the two Carnifex with Hive Tyrant running the upgrade that increases health and healing for units in coherency, and he called me the r word.

[elder merlin]

I play Breach, Duels and Dominion

I wanna see what the new character is like

[sleek harness]

Guys my zealot's arm is becoming purple

Is it corruption

[inland mantle]

Maybe

[mighty remnant]

Only really had toxicity in Damnation or Higher Havoc

[elder merlin]

Yes, now kill yourself in the name of the emperor

Also when are they gonna release a armor that lets me carry two backpacks? @sleek harness

[rough verge]

Same format as always. Drop op and money exclusive for 2 weeks then nerfed when the larger community can buy with steel. Currently in the exclusive phade

[quaint moss]

conq taunt was funny to me

[rough verge]

Conq and ball torture

[sleek harness]

Future

[quaint moss]

probably would make the same noises

[rough verge]

I personally yoddle

[vapid verge]

Seems like Ashes of Creation is already getting shutdown.

[quaint moss]

https://tenor.com/view/future-squidward-spongebob-gif-4767609

[winged oasis]

how do i progress the cartels favour event?

[quaint moss]

you progress it?

[wooden creek]

Complete event missions

[fallen tree]

only missions listed as "event", if you're doing quickplay you're probably not guaranteed to get the event every round

[quaint moss]

is there a reward?

ive been doing it for the hell of it

[fallen tree]

sigil/emblem/banner, not sure what the actual name is, the thing next to ur portrait

besides the crafting rewards

[wooden creek]

You can check all the rewards at Melk

[quaint moss]

oh a medal thing

[fallen tree]

yeah

[winged oasis]

oh i see them now

[fallen tree]

it looks alright, but i dont use the event ones ever so 🤷‍♂️

[winged oasis]

bruh 2.1k adamantine and plasteel

[fallen tree]

i got so much excess, hopefully it helps a lot of ppl who need it

[earnest oyster]

i need all that plasteel to feed my children

[fallen tree]

(idk if its a lot or not)

[fallen tree]

they must have strong teeth

[quaint moss]

i atleast do like one or two for the participation trophy

i dont really like havocs, but i do them when i need resources

[fallen tree]

personally i think they all look great, i just use the most flashiest one, which i think is the havoc one

all my drip is just black and gold. im a goblin thru and thru

[quaint moss]

(in which somehow everyone manages to disappear when i need to do havoc)

[quaint moss]

goblino

[fallen tree]

im sea player, havoc is kinda dry most times, but im also not someone to lfg in disc either so 🤷‍♂️

id like to hit 40, but im happy with 35. just kinda chillin on auric atm

[quaint moss]

i do auric maelstroms like 24/7

pretty relaxing

(weapon exp)

[fallen tree]

i should be doing auric mael tbh, ive done more havoc than that at this point

[quaint moss]

i am 2 weapons from having every weapon mastered in darktide

[fallen tree]

nice nice, i bought all my masteries, doesnt feel as rewarding at all

[quaint moss]

people still have the gaul to tell me what to do
too bad i dont care

[fallen tree]

do what u want

[quaint moss]

i bought like 3 of them

maelstorm prints cash

[fallen tree]

i see, i kinda wish i had things to spend on, the value of it all is pretty much lost on me atp

or if i could gift my resourcse to my partner who started playing recently

flowers, or 5 mil ordo dockets

[quaint moss]

ah

that would be nice

but unfortunately after everything is mastered, idk the point of dockets

other than blessings, that are cheap as hell

[fallen tree]

pretty much

if a new wep drops tho, easy farm to max mastery and focus on building instead

[timber elk]

Yeah everything for me is also mastered

[fallen tree]

they should add slots. no real reward, just wanna use up currency somehow

[earnest oyster]

but have you bought the the "temu ahh" cosmetics though

for dockets

[fallen tree]

temu red temu blue? yeah sadly

[earnest oyster]

the cheap looking ones compared to store ones

it's still a 2m~ gold sink for each class or something just for cosmetics

[fallen tree]

yeaa, probably more tbh

shouldnt you be asleep its probably like 10am

[earnest oyster]

i skipped sleep yesterday to wake up at 2am lol to fix my sleep schedule XD

[fallen tree]

i dont know how you do it, hope it works out for you tho 😉

[earnest oyster]

it sorta did, but man im like a slug

🐌

[fallen tree]

i gotta sleep early, because my cats wake me up at 4am for breakfast no matter what i do

and i cant sleep during the day because 1% of sunlight and im wide awake

[earnest oyster]

same, i have blackout curtains, and i have those things you put over your eyes when sleeping

even 1% phone light will keep me wide awake

[quaint moss]

yippie

[earnest oyster]

eye mask

poggers

[timber elk]

me getting a message at 3am in the morning huh? opens phone, flash banged AGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

[fallen tree]

guess we're kinda the same, i cant stand a eye mask on my head while i try to sleep tho

[earnest oyster]

rookie mistake, i put mine on sleep mode

learned after many years lol

[fallen tree]

sleep mode to remove notifs is so important

i think mine is set to 830 every day, in case i need an extra hour if the sleep was so bad

[timber elk]

I set mine to 7:20

[fallen tree]

i also use blue light filters, and make sure before im even in bed the brightness is set to 0. absoultely cannot check my phone in the middle of the night unless it fucks me up later

[quaint moss]

i was supposed to sleep 3 hours ago

[earnest oyster]

i feel that can be genuinely more awakening than coffee

not using blue light filters or not using 0 brightness

[timber elk]

OH GOD I ACCIDENTALLY TURNED ON LIGHT MODE ON DISCORD

[fallen tree]

im a 3rd gen hypochondriac, so whether it affects me or not im gonna prevent it just in case

[timber elk]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

[fallen tree]

praying for you at your funeral

[timber elk]

MY EYES!!!!!!!

[earnest oyster]

🫡

[timber elk]

Owwww….

[quaint moss]

c:

[fallen tree]

discord has a light mode? 🥴

never heard of her

[quaint moss]

lamb got cooked 😔

[timber elk]

Yes it turns the screen to a bright white

[quaint moss]

its hell+

newgame hell

[fallen tree]

yeah i have actually seen it i was being teehee funny, but yeah, i think id have to be posessed to try it myself tbh

[timber elk]

Now I know what’s it like to get kicked in the head by sun wukong

I’m seeing stars with that one

[earnest oyster]

trying to fit into hip coworker group challenge

[modern bobcat]

One thing FatShark should add in the way the UI has that little selector to switch between builds/loadouts is a purely Cosmetic loadout switcher

so that you can switch gender/personality/voice etc more easily

without losing your existing character or making a brand new one

[upbeat blaze]

Wot da squigma

[fallen tree]

mme when im trying to say that dark souls 2 was intrinsically flawed due to world design

[timber elk]

WOAH

HEY

[quaint moss]

[fallen tree]

i loved ds2 pvp btw

[timber elk]

YOUR GOING TO FAR

[fallen tree]

im a big ds2 enjoyer

but distances travelled... nah

[quaint moss]

dim swag

[timber elk]

It’s okay I’m a Bloodborne player

[twin flower]

Im a Nightreign player

[fallen tree]

my wife bought me a ps and bloodborne when we met, and it bound us together

[quaint moss]

hows the second game

[fallen tree]

like mikolash and his eyes

[twin flower]

dayum

what chu doing here, go kiss your wife

[timber elk]

See I’m not concerned about a second game

[quaint moss]

(its never coming out)

[fallen tree]

she's in my arms right now, we're smooching at this moment

[timber elk]

(I know stfu)

[earnest oyster]

when i learn to use a controller, i can comment more on that, i never learned if there was a proper pc port... after the first ds 1 one

[quaint moss]

i wanna play sekiro again

[twin flower]

now do the freaky

[timber elk]

At least you got silk song

[fallen tree]

you're too invested, not today

[timber elk]

Us bloodborne players got fucked by highguard

[twin flower]

one day...

[timber elk]

Which wow

[twin flower]

i thought highguard was ass

[timber elk]

It is

[twin flower]

dead on arrival

[fallen tree]

you mean geoff wasnt personally wishing in to existance bloodborne 2?

yeah fuck geoff

[earnest oyster]

i remember the ds 1 pc port being such slop at the time, but the ps version being peak, so it was forgiven and forgotten

[quaint moss]

what is a high guard

[fallen tree]

eldritch horror my ass, geoff is just a concord player

[twin flower]

buncha gen alpha ahh developers decided to put every genre together in one game

[quaint moss]

()

[timber elk]

It’s just a concord rip off

wow

Never thought I say that

[fallen tree]

controller is really the only way to play those games, i feel like the mouse and keyboard kinda detracts from it. but i havent played using it personally. regardless, you should play all the games with whatever control scheme ur comfy with. its well worth it

[marsh iris]

High Fart

[quaint moss]

oh am remember

[upbeat blaze]

Fart Art

[twin flower]

its when you shift defense up to your upper body

[timber elk]

High tier dogshit

[fallen tree]

why did they add mounts to highguard

its so weird, its not an mmo

its not AV

[twin flower]

like i said they just added every genre imaginable

and thought it was gonna make the best game ever

[fallen tree]

we're not rushing the horde and winning (obviously because alliance on top)

[timber elk]

I would wrap my car around a pole if they actually did that

[twin flower]

afaik they did

[quaint moss]

punch up heaven
"hes only punching dics"

[marsh iris]

add horses in darktide

[twin flower]

gotta get on his level yknow

[fallen tree]

rideable ogryns, but you're so right

[quaint moss]

happy krieg noises

[upbeat blaze]

[timber elk]

Ok I want a dispatch dlc of only punch up punching dicks

[quaint moss]

a whole another left

[twin flower]

Add those explosive tipped spears for the kriegers and then just die on use

[fallen tree]

a vet could totally sit on the back of an oggy, and be a powerhouse

[marsh iris]

yeeehaw, horse kick a heretic in the mouth and watch them fly

[quaint moss]

good lamb opinion

[fallen tree]

oggy with zealot rider, flame + movement

[timber elk]

See teeth just flying everywhere

[marsh iris]

and maggotes

[twin flower]

yipee ki yaaay mf

as you ride an ogryn

[quaint moss]

honestly after i master vet, idk if im still gonna play this game

[timber elk]

dies hard in darktide

[marsh iris]

saddle cosmetic on the back of ogryns neck

[quaint moss]

YAY uppies :3

[timber elk]

Yeah after you mastered each character and got everything you want. It becomes stale extremely fast

[quaint moss]

like that gears of war 2 enemy

[twin flower]

baby harness for the ogryns chest

[timber elk]

The replay ability can only go so far

[fallen tree]

lack of progression is a real killer, for any game, but if you like the game enough you should just play to get better. thats pretty much what the regulars here do imo

[timber elk]

The bumark?

[quaint moss]

the game doesnt have like any variety :<, kinda suffers

[quaint moss]

nope, the guys riding the bipedal whatever they are

god if i knew the name

[fallen tree]

this is the only game i really play, besides a new project zomboid run that happens every few months.

[timber elk]

Oh fuck what are they called

I know what your talking about

Is it the fliers?

[timber elk]

I think I might get a steam deck just for project zomboid

[fallen tree]

if you can add mods to steam deck, you totally should

[quaint moss]

they are called beastriders, but idk what the actual name js

[fallen tree]

zombid is amazing, more replayability than dt for sure

[quaint moss]

i put it in zealot chat

zomboid?

[fallen tree]

ive played so much zomboid solo, it really does feel better to play with a friend or a few, but you'll get your moneys worth playing solo 100%

[timber elk]

Yeah I think it’s just called a beast rider

[quaint moss]

yeah zomboid is very fun and replayable

[timber elk]

Locust aren’t very creative with names :/

[quaint moss]

online always felt shorter though

[twin flower]

zomboid mentioned

when is B42 coming reeeee

[quaint moss]

:/ probably cog interference

[timber elk]

Also speaking of which

[timber elk]

I really wanna try out once human

But I recently found out it’s multiplayer only

And only pve

[twin flower]

I havent seen alot of that game honestly

[timber elk]

Which I thought it would be like Palworld

But no….its just another gooner game

[twin flower]

i mean, the devs are

you know

[timber elk]

Finish it

I fucking dare you

[modest flume]

GAY

[timber elk]

:0

[modest flume]

I think idk

[timber elk]

Oh my gawd ;~;

[quaint moss]

always

[fallen tree]

i dont play online, well i do, but closed server with a few ppl. they're not minmaxers so it feels like it runs a good course. i cant imagine playing an open server tho

[twin flower]

||gooners||

[modest flume]

I'm not an oncologist

[timber elk]

OH MY GAWD ;~; this can’t be!!!

[twin flower]

Abiotic and Valheim is a good bit of fun with the laddies

[timber elk]

Huh?

[quaint moss]

"i didnt just like it, HELL I LOVED IT"

[timber elk]

I love abiotic

Such a fun little half life mod :3

[twin flower]

try Valheim

be voikings

sail the seas

[quaint moss]

havent played abiotic factor that much

[twin flower]

slay monstahs

[quaint moss]

ive only done the VERY beginning

[twin flower]

i cant even remember where me and my mates last left lmao

[modest flume]

Tbf, the best games are the ones devs make to suit their own tastes

[timber elk]

is now sitting on makeshift boat in a jacuzzi

[twin flower]

since the game still isnt fully out yet ig

[fallen tree]

valheim is good, doesnt seem like its done anything except for commit to what they promised. if im not running on top of those branches in the sky, i wont be back

[quaint moss]

that game is super hard ||🤨 || def fun though

[modest flume]

They make what they like and coincidentally, it's great

[twin flower]

is that bubbles or are you farting in there

[quaint moss]

thats it, scan his feet (mgs5)😔

[modest flume]

Die to a tree falling on you

[twin flower]

needs a lotta mat gathering thats for sure

[timber elk]

You will have to find those answers yourself

[modest flume]

What do you want my feet for you pervert?

[quaint moss]

game development of course

[fallen tree]

something something feet have a direct line to the heart so either we should all be feet lovers or the ones that arent, are not human - Kojima, probably

[twin flower]

you can scan feet in mgs5?

i dont remember being able to do that

then again i stopped midway thru reee

[timber elk]

P.S all the women in my studio love dilf Leon. S. Kennedy

Please send help

Kojima probably.

[modest flume]

I think it's more being able to see Quiet's

[twin flower]

The S. stands for Sexy clearly

[quaint moss]

i also love leon s Kennedy

[fallen tree]

im kinda bi, and leon is not my type, but holy fuck he is perfect. even when he's unc in the newest game

[quaint moss]

omg hes a dilf now (50)😭

[fallen tree]

probably the perfect man tbh

[twin flower]

bro an unc

[modest flume]

Well, as long as I get credit, then alright...

[timber elk]

Especially the tight shirt hes wearing

[twin flower]

he needs to find a wife to pass his perfect genes to

[timber elk]

Supposedly

Claire and him are uhh on a relationship

[twin flower]

I vonlunteer

[timber elk]

In the newest game

[quaint moss]

@modest flume -> the feet guy

[fallen tree]

the entire phd class of "male hotness" that they referred to, absolutely nailed him

[twin flower]

Remind me whos claire again

[fallen tree]

in both senses...

[timber elk]

But I think those are rumors

[timber elk]

Claire redfield

[quaint moss]

;-; but but but
......
ada

[timber elk]

Chris’s sister?

[modest flume]

Says the guy wanting them

[twin flower]

last re game I played was prolly 5 ngl, and iz been a hot minute

[timber elk]

I SAID ITS JUST RUMORS YOU GOONER

[quaint moss]

@quaint moss -> feet wanter

[twin flower]

Can't go Wong with ada

[fallen tree]

ada will always have a special place

[timber elk]

Say that again Mac?

[quaint moss]

I FOUGHT 3 GAMES FOR THIS WOMAN OKKKKKKK

[twin flower]

nuff said 🚬

[modest flume]

True, Ada Lovelace is one of my favorite nerds

[timber elk]

YEAH AND WHAT DID YOU GET YOU FREAK

Also if you played the resident evil Wii games you get a scene where Ada Wong kisses Leon POV style

[fallen tree]

enough said? not yet, im almost there /s /s /s

[timber elk]

Funniest shit ever

[quaint moss]

i did not know, also re4 wii hit diff

[fallen tree]

i gotta put out the bins, so ill be putting myself in with the trash. good luck

[timber elk]

Motherfucker that’s just dead rising chop till you drop

[quaint moss]

yeah hi, im chris and probably gay
i punch boulders :3

[timber elk]

And somehow that shit has the best a.i out of all of the dead rising games

[modest flume]

Hey... Bro awkward confidence

[quaint moss]

mission objective: survive

[timber elk]

Oh boy.

Grog likes to write Chris redfield x Ethan winters fanfictions

[twin flower]

I never played the latest game of that

[quaint moss]

nuh, his heart is for one twink, and it aint winters

[timber elk]

Oh right wesker

[earnest oyster]

this is the choice, because CHRIS WONT CONTINUE THE BLOODLINE

[quaint moss]

think twinkier

[timber elk]

Carlos?

No that’s a himbo

Ummmm

Leon?

[quaint moss]

piers

[timber elk]

No he’s 50 and probably with Claire

[timber elk]

Oh

[earnest oyster]

link??? for.. research

[quaint moss]

though leon was a good guess

[timber elk]

I SAID HES PROBABLY WITH CLAIRE

[twin flower]

the bapanada

[modest flume]

[twin flower]

How old is Claire now then if Leons like 50

[quaint moss]

and i call BS🗣️ 🔥

Lol

[timber elk]

Probably 45?

Or same age

I don’t know hold on

[quaint moss]

bro has the stuffs

[timber elk]

Let me look at the ages

Claire is 44 as of 2025/2026

[modest flume]

Bro you wish

[timber elk]

And Leon is….

51

[quaint moss]

in my wildest dreams

[modest flume]

[twin flower]

unc

[quaint moss]

so its a happy middle age couple

[timber elk]

If the rumors are true

So yeah pretty much a middle age couple

[quaint moss]

(holding my heart for ada)

[shy sandal]

Good morning people

[timber elk]

Hello

[earnest oyster]

it's kinda brutal that chris redfield killed ethans wife point blank range, because of jealousy

[quaint moss]

good morning

:3

[earnest oyster]

i can see how grok is cooking with that

[timber elk]

The drama!!!

[twin flower]

shoulda went for the head

[quaint moss]

something something she was infected 28 gunshots later

[timber elk]

Something something really Mia was kidnapped in a old village

[somber scroll]

ah yes 28 gunshots later

my favorite movie

[earnest oyster]

also... why he cant continue the bloodline too

makes sense

[timber elk]

Because Chris is gay

Probably I don’t know

[earnest oyster]

write it down

[acoustic pebble]

Hey hey people

[somber scroll]

greetings

[timber elk]

WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN

[twin flower]

Chris Gayfield

[acoustic pebble]

I have returned from my civic duties

[earnest oyster]

there's definitely a fanfic there somewhere

[timber elk]

Oh absolutely

[earnest oyster]

i can see teh cooking

[quaint moss]

he did it for his dead twink wife

[acoustic pebble]

Writing it. Don't know what but I'm writing it

[timber elk]

Chris redfield x Ethan winters

86 chapters

[acoustic pebble]

Chris Redfield has a piece of Ethan Winters's goop in a bottle that he makes love to

This is canon because I thought it up

[timber elk]

NOT THE MOLD 💀 💀 💀

[quaint moss]

the mold consumes

[rose pine]

Tasty mold 😋

[earnest oyster]

the mold

[rose pine]

Not if it's consumed first

[twin flower]

im molding it

[timber elk]

CHIRS IS MOLDING EVERYWHERE

[acoustic pebble]

-Chris Redmold

[rose pine]

He's molding chat.

[quaint moss]

like a butterfly

[timber elk]

Chat Chris just asked Ethan’s hand in marriage

He’s gonna mold it

[twin flower]

Theyre getting moldy

[quaint moss]

wheres the honeymold

[acoustic pebble]

I lost it when Ethan Winters said "It's moldin time" and molded all over the evil residents

[quaint moss]

morbin

[timber elk]

It’s moldin time 💀

[acoustic pebble]

Speaking of fanfics

[twin flower]

Needs more mold

[acoustic pebble]

Writing one where Male Professional gets ambushed by Hive Scum on the Mourningstar

[modest flume]

Mighty molding power rangers

[modest flume]

Which Scum

[acoustic pebble]

He was found later with a new hairstyle and spray paint all over him by a very livid Female Loose Cannon

[acoustic pebble]

Only the ladies

[modest flume]

Ok phew

Carry on

[acoustic pebble]

Somehow he got that existence rizz

[twin flower]

looking all shrewd as he exits the quarters

[quaint moss]

am tired

[acoustic pebble]

But just as he exits the room, the Female Authoritarian drags him back in the room for "interrogation"

[plucky goblet]

Anyone remember the last time the Veteran's red commisar cap with cybernetic eye was in the premium cosmetic shop? I've been waiting for it to come back on rotation for almost a year now, have I missed it at some point recently? 😩

[twin flower]

spoicy

[acoustic pebble]

Don't ask what the Female Maul is currently doing

[earnest oyster]

LMAOOOO

i just asked grok to generate a fanfic

[twin flower]

mauling it

[earnest oyster]

it's great

a chris x ethan one too

[acoustic pebble]

Male Bounty Hunter suffered a broken pelvis ten times

[earnest oyster]

it definitely trained on fanfics

[twin flower]

dear lawd

[acoustic pebble]

Share it

I wish to read it

[earnest oyster]

how

[acoustic pebble]

Give me your phone

And delicious kidney

Also I have one where Brunt wasn't missing, but he was tied up in Rannicks private quarters

[timber elk]

BRO WHAT

CHILL

[acoustic pebble]

Just you wait until I tell yall about Hadron and Sefoni

[delicate vapor]

this big bottle of jack daniels and wine are calling to me

[acoustic pebble]

Pass it here

My creative writing is in need of fuel

[delicate vapor]

we have like 7 massive bottles of wine

[earnest oyster]

#zealot-class message

it's safe for work

[delicate vapor]

[acoustic pebble]

No mold. 0/10

[earnest oyster]

now i proved it

[fallen tree]

ao3 training pulling thru

[earnest oyster]

oh wait who's grog

[fallen tree]

grok-sama, please make my fanfic non spicy 🥺

[elder merlin]

Ok

So Lubu is pretty cool

[acoustic pebble]

Grok, make my fanfic super spicy

[fallen tree]

domain expansion... spicy fanfic.....

[acoustic pebble]

Who?

[twin flower]

Who's Lubu

[acoustic pebble]

I think he was a Chinese warlord

[timber elk]

Grok-sama……please make my spicy Jill valentine x Claire redfield

[elder merlin]

Where the hell is GR, Why can i never find his name

[fallen tree]

yuri coded huh. kinda based

[twin flower]

i know him that from 1 anime

Record of Ragnarok or some shit

[acoustic pebble]

I know which one

[elder merlin]

I like Lubu

[acoustic pebble]

Manga is better

[elder merlin]

I love that shit lol

[acoustic pebble]

Anime was just weird to watch

[twin flower]

Mangos better'

[elder merlin]

I just watched the fights in the anime

[acoustic pebble]

But the Manga? Chefs kiss

[timber elk]

WAIT

[twin flower]

kisses the chef

[acoustic pebble]

Also Kengan Ashura does 3d fighting right

[twin flower]

wait weuh

[fallen tree]

wait lu bu name drop

[twin flower]

Kengan Mentioned

[fallen tree]

are we going there

[twin flower]

peak

[timber elk]

ALBERT WESKER X CHRISS REDFIELD

[acoustic pebble]

Like a cat

[timber elk]

I NEEEEEEEEEEED ITTTTTTTT

[acoustic pebble]

Explains why Albert always screams "CHRRRIIIIIISSSSS"

[twin flower]

like some kind of crazy ex

[acoustic pebble]

Also Ada Wong and Mr X fanfic in the making

[timber elk]

Wesker to Chris “7 minutes is all I can spare you my puppy”

[earnest oyster]

there's thousands of terabytes of data scraped from ao3 alone probably... i dont want to know

[acoustic pebble]

Actually no

[timber elk]

EWWW WHAT DID I SAY

[acoustic pebble]

Mr X and Tyrant

[twin flower]

eyo?

[acoustic pebble]

Perfect match

[twin flower]

Mr.X and Lady Dimetrescu

[acoustic pebble]

A licker will be thrown in for flavor

[timber elk]

NOOOOOOO

[fallen tree]

oh most definitely. ao3 is almost akin to hell on earth. they get away with a lot sometimes..

[earnest oyster]

hey, their heights match

[timber elk]

Watpad

[acoustic pebble]

Lady Dimetrscu x Hunk

[twin flower]

exactly

[timber elk]

You haven’t seen nothing until you seen the horrors of watpad

[twin flower]

I thought his name was Hank or am i wrong

[acoustic pebble]

It's Hunk

[timber elk]

No it’s hunk

[acoustic pebble]

Because god dammit he is one

Imma be frrl, I can take Hunk

[twin flower]

[fallen tree]

im unc ive seen a lot but im unfamiliar with watpad. i want my soul to rest easy when i die so idk if i want to know..

[twin flower]

Hunking it

[acoustic pebble]

Female Anarchist looks at a Plague Ogryn and says "I can take it"

[fallen tree]

no one can take hunk except for hunk

sad to say

[acoustic pebble]

What about Dunk?

[twin flower]

I can hunk it

[fallen tree]

you tell me, i tune out at this point ;')

[timber elk]

Okay so lore time.

When I was in middle school RWBY just came out so I was obsessed with it and wanted to read some fanfiction. Unfortunately watpad had a syndrome where a lot of stories would be about Y\N (your name) x character. And the writers thought it be a good idea to make you go through the most traumatic abuse imaginable

[acoustic pebble]

I'm just happy my pairing got canon

[timber elk]

Every fanfiction was like that

[twin flower]

I havent seen RWBY