#general-chat
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Bro heard the word "old" and "island" and started to look like this: π°
:D dog
Man
meow
I just did a havoc with my infantry las rifle
I was slamming that trigger like I had a switch and a mf was trying to steal my rims
add bbq sauce or something, makes it taste better surly
Im in the walls
i hope they add the poweraxe to darktide
Bye bye skeleton
i hopep they add the hot shot as a useable weapon
An autoaxe would be cooler,,,,
should i buy this? cant send messages but sire melk is selling some trinket that
+14 max toughness
10% damage resistance vs mutants
+6% ordo dockets
+15% toughness regeneration speed
i think all the build guides i see say to have something called blessed bullet but i dont ever see that around
Those perks under it you can change anytime
Doesnt matter what the curios name is called imo as long as it has the thingyou want
The only thing that matters on a curio is the main stat, in this case its +14% toughness which is good, its not max but would suffice until you get a max roll (which is 17%)
erm
whats an autoaxe?
thats a fall out thing
Hi ππ»

Google it
Da Branx district with all da other 'ardworking folk. Can't rightfullay remembah. Mind's still busted after a visit on da clinic.
nuh huh
Mhmmmmmmmmmmmmmm π
hope this doesnt cause a fallout bewteen us.....
fallout new vegas
makes a valid point

wut
hello im new is this a good place to find havoc lobbies, im sick of dealing with party finder, im level 16 and im getting denied by level 14 hosts lol
hmm
#vox-lfg-lexicanum read the guide in this channel
if you keep getting denied then you could host your own
I love getting denied
i cant host as a solo, is there a way ppl do it because i see a lot of lobbies with 1 guy in it
at the bottom of the party finder you can choose to host your own party
anyway im running meta plasma gun support build and getting treated like shit meanwhile when i actually get into a lobby i see other ppl are using gray 300 score weapons its cursed
#vox-lfg-lexicanum read the guide in this channel
Ough itβs another pathetic slab speaking
trains you to get better, stronger, i am better
@inland mantle 
NUH UH
as my grandpa used to say, cant miss shots you dont take
exactly
erus
No its just hot
:> with recent events, everythings been freezing lol
Tell it warm up ez
weal
weal
Not even. It was a whole 20Β°f the other day
I wish it was around here
20F? pfft, try -6
Thats what im saying, it was warm
oh nice :3
hey folks, recently got my arbites to 30, and i never use the shotpistol and riot shield. i like the mace and shield, but idk about the ranged weapon with a shield. is it any good? i could snag a rank 500 from Melk, but i'm not sure its worth
thanks, but i diagree becaus the base lasguns just can't keep up with very many ranged weapons at higher difficulties
Ainz is a real one for saying that
I mean even then you can still take a base lasgun into havoc and....not die
Idk about anything beyond that
Regardless, shot pistol fucks
The shield is there ig
That shield can block a sniper shot it's super nice
yeah, but i gotta be honest, i don't have the skill to take a standard lasgun into havoc 40 and contribute to the team in a meaningful way.
hmm, interesting. that's a good point
ouhhh
Houghhhhh
man i need a nap
Tbh double shield arby is fun

Nap then ez
Hi bord
passing out while playing absolute sm2
Hello dog
Hiii

How doing
Huuuuuuuuuuuuu
in what way do they struggle to keep up?
if you want to keep talking
I use the inf las gun in havoc 40
got a few videos on it
I hate inf ngl. What do you mean i have to be skilled?
Im playing 8 twisted teas deep, on a TV and ps3 controller, looking at the tv at about a 45Β° angle. Aint got no time to aim
Sleepy bur happy
Skill issue
That's actually great, what's got you so chipper
Because Uncle Sam chose you
True
Then I wouldnt have to worry about bureaucrats who hate me and love money
Preferable to utah
Got back into my Microsoft account after 2 days of being locked out and plauing fallout
What if worm in Utah π€
Me fr
my stomach hurts
My ex wanted me to wear dog ears during it once
fascinating.
cleaning m1911's intensifies
My peanits,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Interior course..
Houghhhhh
I'ma wear a plague doctor getup for my first round of interior crocodile
I wore some peculiar garments
imagine being Joshua from Utah and having lots of new vegas buddies
must be a pain
Huh
The Burned Man (Joshua Graham) from Honest Hearts DLC is a very famous character
Never heard of him
you're missing out, it's like walking into another main character's game

What game is he in?
Ough
Fallout: new vegas (Honest Hearts DLC)
WE CANβT EXPECT GOD TO DO ALL THE WORK.
i dont enjoy hurting...
Lock in
What if instead of my name being Local Tyromancer i was called Local Freakymancer and instead of looking at cheese to predict the future i posted villainous Hexes to make people simp for Trapper?
cant expect emprah to do all the work
What if instead of fighting a Nurgle Cult we fought a Khorne Cult in Darktide?
Would we just fight Ragers painted in red?
is havoc harder than auric or is it just a different game mode
Depends
ok salad solos havoc
Hey nerds
π€
I'm listening to A little piece of heaven from Avenged Sevenfold and my gameplay went ten times better
I found out coal is very thirsty
Maybe gen chat is coal π€
Blud think he a bird
That's a rock
No that's snow
heretics wont see your breath when you dome them from 200 feet away
Shut up
That why i ate it
But rock though
Hmm
I already ate all rock
Define a rock
Because i cant see any
Rocky
Can still see snow
Damn
isnt all snow and rain full of chemicals 
Adds flavor
Arent we aswell
Water is made out chemicals
yep, our brains and balls collect plastics
I love my lead water pipes π₯°
Say less
Plastic baby
Water baby
If we are made out of chemicals
no superpowers...yet
Does that mean baby bade of salt?
If i wash baby
Does baby bath-bomb away?
π€


Maybe we rub baby on to steak if salt?
I prefer to rub ketchup on my steak
Hmm
we found the genestealer
Kills you
I know a woman that stole jeans
Wagebait successful π€
wagebait
She got arrested
jeanstealers
And beaten to death in prison

By me
Real
Becz they were MY jeans
Valid crashout
my condolences
it was me
IT WAS ME OLLPHEIST
MWAHAHAAHAHA
I feel no sympathy for deforming your face in with a improvised metal bat.
You should've expected such.
i think heaven is just a big best buy in montreal
Perhaps...
This is true, she stole jeans seed in our SM2 mission
Put them back then
I stole Marty's skull
For shame
He doesn't need it anymore
I like putting millipedes in between the toes of homeless people and watching as they crush them like grapes
Say them
i think not having a skull would be fun
There aren't enough words
Get more
Head made of soup
imagine being on a train and whenever it stops or starts your brain just sloshes against your head
Mood
makes sense, no knows if it exists, because no one cant get to it because of the pot holes in Quebec
Already happen for me
truuuuuuue
Logan and the other older space wolves deff lissten to crowbar
I haven't found nirvana but I could be getting there
smallest pot hole in Montreal: ( )
I put baby in blue meth bottle
im going back to montreal in a few months
car dissapears
Nirvana baby
its a test if you fall into a pothole on the motorway there you fall into hell
hell being the montreal subway system
For soup
The pot hole is very thirsty
Brain mush
Me
I might make like 3 servers for stickers
I have many stickers
Imagine having nitro
I feel that tbh
We have some good bbq where I live so I have to smell ts on the weekends
I have
Makes a man ravenous
they turn their fans to max 
It's like old ladies setting a pie on the window sill for everyone to smell
Then surprised when piece missing
Id take the whole pie ong
That requires ysing my brain

Are you out of your mind
Fuck I want some pulled pork now
how do you eat then lmao
Not you, Ollph 
I keel over my plate and maul it violently into chunks
i use a eviscerator 
Eat ez
Using a fork takes too long
cloudpunk is a super cool game so far
I shoumd make game
cloudpoonk
i had ribs
Been into Deadlock recently
(based
fair 
whod be on a moba rn smh
I prefer alpha gameversiin more
One MOBA after another
The cycle continues
im a gambler
I am a drugger
Played godzulla card game
At arcade
Put $120 into machine
Played three hiurs
Got all cards except the one i needed about four times
Big stack now
Kills you
Jk i like oggys
Fuck yeah I'm goated
drugger addict
:3 i already back to a winning game in clover field
4kπΈ
I deserved the bragging rights
nvm, 8k
i have a servitor plugged in to my usb to screen record
I didn't send it here lmfao
how am i supposed to know lol
spill the tea, did you confess to your crush 
No definitely not lmfao
5 billions k picture smh
cause oggy is baller
I don't think ogryn is a ball
How did you get me
bc i play 40k
Real shit
i have huffed too much plastic and superglue
how

tac scan ability sfx and the parry sfx
Not yet

Get money ez
BARKBARKBARKBAKSBAROWOOFFOFOFJNAMWNBABARKBARKBARKBARKMEOWGRRRRRRRRGRRRRRRRHHGGGGGHGGHGRRRRRRRR
No?
I wish I was rich enough to have a rich person laugh
fulgrim deff sounds like dio from JJBA
How much does one of these cost
I don't know price points for 40k
it's Β£4
..wuh?
it's Β£4 for an 100mm base
my last mtg card was $50 
ah, its an abba song
abbadaba
Why aren't you American so I can buy it for you 
i dont even play mtg either, i just like the art on some cards
the humble paypal
Abracadabra
I can turn American money into non American money there?
i do it a lot

now you do
Let me guess, you just joined this anime server and is now in love with the stickers
A Dubai oil prince needs my money to get out of America and back to Dubai
it's for pjsk-
He's gonna pay me back after
i play it a lot
I have no idea what this is
:(
Vocaloid game
Hello funny rat man.
Is it a copy of Genshin Impact
vocaloid rhythm game
^
Personamen
persona reference
im gonna show you pjsk gameplay
i got theough part 2 of jojos
So it's a anime FNF?

Kars was just buff gay aura farming
Sup nerds
IMMEDIATE RESTRAINING ORDER.
Playing Hive Scum with Stubbies while listening to Free Bird was an experience
The Administratum experience.
:3
ok so if you sit in lobby on league then try to play a match after several hours it does not like that
Hough
NOT ANIME
Skill issue of the serverβs part. Yet another common League βLβ. 
But the anime style
double it, give it to the next person
i play league to feel something
Anger? 
So it's a anime
my luck is so terrible im willing to invest into AI to burst the bubble
Because theres anime characters
its something
sigmar
Itβs unhealthy.
Is this bullying
im going through the 5 stages of grief
Does it involve me
I'm on stage 3 personally, ts been kicking my ass
i guess i should uninstall highguard too
Hard game guys
Hang in there pals.
games dry
Damn Im cooked then
awwh
Can't believe you become dumber by just being angry
That's dunb
Simb
Aagegegrgrgrrrr
Dunb
Dumb
Stage 3 of Grief: 
Stage 3 of Everywhere at the end of time: 
Such a wild album
And depressing.
True
That's a dog
soy grog
Congratulations, you have achieved an understanding of Ego death. 
π
I grog soy
Life finds a way
testosterone the grog?
No
groggy soy
estrogen the grog
Hough
Hello Maximillian. How are things?
Hough
Big Mood

i will now attempt terraria master bosses while in a league match as support
:3 too bad
You're cooked
i need less braincells fr
Say less
Paul did you saw that the grenade minigun is going to be heavy pen?
10 gifted and a play barony too
24hrs of havoc pubs

Less. 
Thank you 
Hmmm
How do you get them back?
hmm now lets see paul allens soy pog

What does depression, anxiety and anger do to brain cells?
Make them work
doesnt depression literally make your brain act slower
Well anger destroys them. Depression and anxiety mess with other parts of the brain.
Specifically the ones from the front of the brain
That's why lobotomized patientsβ

Would explain alot of things for me
Anxiety messes with your amygdala. But I think depression is due to a lack of Serotonin which your brain should theoretically be creating enough of.
I am SLUG π
so that's why im so dumb
You can be smart and still have depression pals.
Damn
Brain is on power saving mode
Also hello chat just woke up
Beard
Mever said i wadnt smart
But slug
π
am like my beard
Go on
You may have a gigabrain, but your brain will still shrink when you are depressed
My brain so small
Lock in
well it's an extreme example. also lets say mania can be an exact opposite, where a person can be so driven, they feel like they can conquer the whole world
ez
When i knock on head
You have a beard?
It make loud coconut sound
Insane
Brain-eating amoebas attack my brain once
Shit. 
Died of hunger
Funger
Depression making you slow makes sense
Cope
When the dev is done with Funger 2
@MiroHaverin when fear and hunger 2 done
Sweet dreamzp
No promises are made. :)
Guys, I don't think he is a Darktide fan
Oh wait it's night
He has never met such a braindead homunculi of a failed experiment like me
I totally forgot about sleeping on the night
:> cheese
I sleep on the day now
I might have a dream within a dream again.
Or maybe something surreal like being in Old Carcosa
What are we betting on?
I'll be in them
I bet all my money that your dream has a ground
Iβll be sure to look for any green rocks.
Easiest bet in my life
But yet no real humans in ads

Only ai
what is that
They r
Because the AI bubble
But what if itβs in space? Space doesnβt technically have a ground.
i bet on no AI singularity in next 5 years 
Bad ai ads
They r out of miney
also prices increasing
50 billion burns fast when u only buy land and waste all the water
And for ram
And to replace destroyed robots
And 2 deal with angry people
baa
baa
Well you see, theoretically there is a ground, it's the fabric of space and time which also makes planet rotation around their star
Open your eyes
All color
Because all the pictures we have of one are alternated to fit with the color spectrum of our vision
So we aren't seeing the real color of the blackhole
I never believed in Bigfoot, because he never believed in me.
A real bro believes on his kin
We survived janurary

AI is bad overall
I believe in skin walker
Wendigo
But it's because we are using it the wrong way
I just got finished watching a video on chickens, and got an ad for AI girlfriends
its jover
True
Useful in its own right but bad cuz we put it in everything
Thank god I am not around from y'all regions
Theres less ads about AI girlfriends here
I get those
I also got cropped mute ads about women dojng no no
Its so cancer man.
Now it cropped AI women doing no no
there was a pseudo reality show where gary busey goes on a camping trip with a big foot hunter and an ufo watcher to hunt for bigfoot. he prods them both on which of their theories is more real than the other that the big foot guy and the ufo guy start duking each other
thats
so peak
Imagine exploiting the feeling of solitude of people
Couldn't be me

Sometimes I like to go to libraries and rip out pages in mystery novels to make them more mysterious

good day whimsical tiders
My friend told me hes gotten straight up addicted to c.ai since he wasnt loved as a child and cant land romance
ut
i like to pick out a book, and just start eating it in front of the librarian
So that's why people prefer online books...
I eat the librarian
Ez protein
I think I am hearing bat sounds in my room
And an amazing workout
1v1 the bat
Mmmm, tasty
hot librarian in your area
I win easily
Why
Yes
Do you like losing?
No
Then bet on me
No
Why
Yes
Do you like losing?
No...
Then bet on me
the long game, you die of rabies, he wins
They get it
Well, depends on the rabies
Or if he has any
Not every bat has rabies
This one does
cheddar burger, yum
Go check
:>
Hmm
Guar
Roah
I live close to a small forest
Rat lore

Chop the forest down ez
Theres monkeys and snakes there
Imagine the government doing it's job
Free firewood
So its probably protected
Checks out
And food
Theres also a giant open hole with a giant pipe for the sewages
Theres actually a lake just besides it
Like
A really big lake
uber driver is just free food ngl
Mmm pollution
Mmm protein
I will have to search the story of my region
Become ogryn
Like it fuckin sucks
Profit?
Gotta love me some protein
so hows life
the story?
gambling
i think i was playing brair wrong because id only use her ult to cross map lol
Damn
The story begins
of which city lol
The who's gonna win
marcus fr
Dude why the hell you asking the name of the city I live
Wanting to unlock the mysteries of life
dox yourself ez
That reminds me, you have any luck earlier? @quaint moss
Throw rocks at him
IM IN THE MIDDLE OF GAMBLING I THOUGHT YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT A GAME JESUS CHRIST
lol
5 jackpots in a row
I am talking about my home town you idiot

(also its kinda hard to know what people are talking about when they regularly rp)
Well, when I say I got a home then I am not roleplaying

My skaven lives on a cave
Kinda wish there was a difficulty or modifier geared around high amounts of chaff enemies and lower amounts of elites/specials. It's fun to go mob mashing.
people really dont like psyker smite huh
loser named wrinkles left because I wanted to use smite LOL
noooooooooo, if you use build i don't like ur toxic π€¬ π€¬ π€¬
It's fun, and with Warp Siphon it can keep heavies stunlocked almost forever.
It can be disruptive if you use it to stop chaff waves, but only the sweatiest get mad at a stunlocked Crusher.
I guess they dont like easy wins.
so apparently island man kiddie diddler was into fnaf girls with dihhs
and a 4 chan user
wuh?
i know eipstein from the memes thats it 
thats all anyone really knows him for if they arent into politics
I would prefer not to have the ai turned off all game, personally.
Jeffrey Epstein lookin ass
ai being turned off makes havoc 40 rotten armor bearable
HUH
WTF
If that's what you think you need to do
Anthony bourdain
you can turn ai off in darktide?
Smite is pretty bad if you wanna actually play the game so I sort of understand leaving said match
Rotten armor is so bullshit bro
I rather not cause too many barrel accidents on smykers, they are pretty obvious
after i play helldivers, ill prob be doing havocs tbh
just dont do anything at all
It depends on how the Smite is being applied. Better off just using your real damage options on most things. Crushers, Bulwarks, Maulers, and Ragers are where it comes in real handy.
smiting hordes is annoying

but its funny >:
Everybody do the flop
but complaining because someone wants to turn off the single 40 crushers and 20 maulers in your area is probably a sign of low iq
Smite has such a stigma associated with it atp I kinda just expect every smite psyker to have hands out all game
single crushers in my area
Because everytime I try to see if one will not be like that it happens
We wouldn't have such amounts of enemies if psyker wasn't power crept in the first place.
That aside I like having to actually deal with things, play the game to deal with what it throws at me, not hit things that can't hit back because someone holds two buttons
Rather do so if trauma
ive never had any issues with them myself tbh
its literally free resources anyway even if you dont like them
Fallout 76 is actually fun now, and i hate that i have to admit that
complaining that someone is using a silly haha smite build on rotten armor is duncemade
im glad someone finds 76 fun because its lost to me now
The barreling will continue till the smyke stops 
you play age of wonders
People don't like when smite pyskers spam it the whole game, even in situations where it's not needed
Thoses are smykers
The bad ones
Most of them*
yeah but leaving a rotten armor havoc 40 because someone is using smite WHICH YOU CAN SEE IN THE PRE MATCH SCREEN is stupid
Which is why Trauma is appreciated
just wastes the time of 3 other players
Have fun
wyd
Yeah rotten armor is bullshit
anyway back to havoc
i was gonna get on helldivers
I understand if it's needed to spam smite
bugs today
hm what dif
bugs are fun i might join if no 3rd or 4th
Rotten Armor was the second worst thing to happen to this game besides Havoc as a gamemode itself
oh 8 cause we havent done bugs in like 2 weeks
seconded
BRO IS GRABBING RED BALLS?!?!?!?!?!?!
thats up to @turbid jungle
Havoc just have a whole different community because of the rank system
dunno where to join
havoc is beans
i have been at h40 forever and its garbage
I only do it to help people LOL
i have 3 peeps already
No they are not
Meanwhile, I'm mentally gassing out after a couple Heresy runs.
Think the issue is we've been with it for 6 monthd because Fatshark refuses to have modifier variety
All in time
impossible bug breaches
heresy is like the havoc 30-39 of the normal playlists
FS give us fun havoc modifiers you cowards
Illuminate clown cars
it is either a cakewalk or abysmal
I have failed on heresy more than I have failed in maelstrom or damnation
Don't worry Fatshark will reset the season again soon tm

some of those spawns are just whoof
Rotten armor IS so stupid
Most of my Damnation runs have failed so far, so haven't unlocked Auric yet.
all good, ill go alone then 
20 crushers? Fucking flinstones ass party
im just waiting for him to tell me where to join lol
add in the maulers and ragers, itβs a courage the cowardly dog ass situation
whenever :>, (im in my server basically)
Sometimes i feel the powercreep we have ingame nowadays was because the devs tried really hard making the balance changes with havoc 40 in mind
True
you mean ther server im not in LOL
Cant tell me stim supply wasnt made for blight
blight spreads is as bad as rotten armor if you dont have the few corruption removing perks
and if you do have them, its just a mild debuff
oh lol? do you want a reinvite
pool of evil and doom
am get it, if your pissed at me
me when i smack a poxwalker and get -5% social credit (hp)
if blight spreads didnt completely ignore toughness it would be more bearable i think
but its clear nobody at fatshark actually plays the game above heresy

Pool of horror and despair
Pool of sadness and for some reason gasoline
Hough,,,,
Huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
π²π³π²π³π²π³
Mfw I open the bag of sadness and despair
Average Ego meal
We need a version of this with a veteran
Is FS addicted to making players feel pain? Almost every havoc Iβve played today has rotten armor
like why do they want it to be so common
They see clips of funny Zealot one-shots and think that's how everyone plays.
That isn't how everyone plays?
They see clips of Vet casual one shots and that's how everyone plays
Ji
Falliut
based
Is anyone having issues loading darktide up
I keep getting a signing in backend error
i mean i can still add you and play some other time
im so alone, no one here to sit beside me
If on Steam, verify game files
There have been some server issues since recent patch
I finally got bennyβs suit and tbe pimp boy 2 billion and the white glove society mask from the fallout season pass
they should combine Pus-Hardened Skin, Rotten Armour and Blight Spreads
or maybe Final Toll instead of Blight
wait i just realized dark carnival is a name both in l4d2 and dt
Yup
time to make the ultimate chud?
We need a gnome
Like the one from dark carnival
Whatβs the equivalent for Darktide lol
we gotta save gnome chompsky
A servitor skull?
Yo imagine one dressed up like gnome chompsky
With the hat and beard
me when gnome Barony level
that would be like a halo skull lol
i forgor you played barony (fuck those gnomes)
ive played it for 100 minutes, im just blending in
so peak
Wuh?
Huh
i thought you were chudmaxxing last time i checked ?_?
Trvth,,,,
My fo76 lady doesnβt look like a chid
gay
ah well benny's from new vegas
i havent played fallout 76 yet
Shut up lexer
try me maxer
why not just make it go faster ?o?
That isn't how that works
There's currently a snowstorm and I live down south so we aren't used to it here
So everyone is freaking out and are basically barricading themselves inside
ah no one told you
so sad
yeah zombie apocalypse
@gilded socket IM ONTO YOU
Stipid lexa
Whuh
I know what you are
gonna put you down
What i do
Ask Maxine
Please






