#general-chat
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Is a joke, I just did my oggy weeklies with another oggy.
Good to hear ya' had good company, Sah'.
Yeah, just two of us and bots. Dead server things.
It'd be too powerful.
cant kill a chaos god just yet 
Sah', yous already in my DM's, yours free to do a little nudge, or a fist-throwing contestamentanioum.
Yes
We would tear 'em up real good, n' cook'em into a nice brown stew, pal.
No, thing is lag is a thing. FS made high ping worse.
fuck i was doing my stupid chud job
Shesh, they really are against World-wide communication aren't they.
Like, so much more rubberbanding.
Enemies teleporting... blinking short distances.
Think the enemy is just learning about that Dragon-ball show and teleporting, or whatever fighting series that's popular atm.
Like instead of smooth walks, they start smooth, blink into your face, and suddenly hp damage.
Shesh, yea nah that's a pain in the rear.
Is like, they choose to force it to play as is instead of guesswork and just having the player not hit.
And boomers are just impossible to push on high ping.
WE GOT A BOOMER
Went from hard to impossible.
we outta gas cans
now install 150 decals
its been ages since ive played l4d
Seems normal. I have 117 pages of mods.
hmm i lose more frames as pysker but get more as oggy
Otherwise, the game is still better than most AAA games that's been coming out these days 😂
Only co-op.
The Ogryn does not care about their frames, so they get more, as they will not complain if they are missing them 
that and players make their own maps with their own touch to it
Never go near the toxic wasteland that is versus.
I still remember the second I heard that Back 4 Blood didn't support mods.
Game died in less than 3 months after.
Just wish it wasn't 32 bit game lul.
All I know, is that it's a good game, and that it's still fun even now.
tend to play maps people make that are like a prequel to L4D then L4D2 or some interesting ones
holy shit i am so sick of the people. -get blown into a crusher overhead by a teammate shooting a barrel. "hey man you totally just killed me with that barrel" apparantly i'm a toxic shitbag
jesus christ
Common Ogryn W.
I can understand SV 1 servers and such.
Only started appreciating it more after seeing that video that's like. 30-40 minutes long, comparing L4D to B4B (Left 4 Dead - Back 4 Blood) and the details put into the game.
if only they gave B4B mod support
Fun fact, did you lot know that the common infection, has combined 460+ Death animations.
lmao you were just WAITING huh
I bought back 4 blood on release like a fool, honestly I had a group of friends who played it so it was not the worst experience I ever had
Everything from what caliber of weapon you're using, what stance they're in, and what they're currently doing in general.
E
It's nuts.
Played it for 50 minutes, sat back, reinstalled L4D2.
the scrapped designs for L4D infected looked pretty cool
The whole cardsystem is whack.
There's more stuff cut out for reasons.
Yeee, but it's still the ordeal, that they had some poor sods with a full track-suit physically DIE in more than 200+ Ways.
Just for the canon-fodder of the game.
Valves golden days 😔
Anyone can help me do a penance?
Pointless RNG tbh.
Which one ya looking for Boss.
B4B has crossplay and that's about it.
It rewards RNG more so than skill. 
I remember someone complaining when a console player joined the game. 1-2 minutes loading waiting.
gotta shoehorn cards into our game because deckbuilding roguelikes were vaguely popular at the time smh
some of you never played past launch week, they changed the card system to be more of a build crafter then a rogue like
It doesn't feel good enough to kill the undead, you gotta get your RNG gambling and the " DAMN! This is gonna be a DUB! " included.
I played in the beta, not spending on it.
Yeee heard about it Sly, issue is that whenever I looked at B4B, i just played L4D2 instead 
we need roguelikes to quickly realize that no one wants to pick 3 of minor stat increases
unless youre Hades or Slay the Spire, but only those 2 games are those games
As a Risk of rain 2 Enjoyer, mthis is wrong 
everyone else needs to get demoted to Isaac style take it or leave it
Big game changing effects or gtfo.
until they EARN it
Oh right, are you lot ready for Moewgenics?
Play robo quest
mewgenics
It’s a fun fps rogue with no stats elements
roboquest is criminally underrated
is a real video game title
Ror1 was more comfy. Change my mind.
i like ror1s vibes a lot more than 2s
hes cooking something disgusting
Hunk mod in risk of rain 2
which is why i run riskymod in 2
Risk of Rain Returned, now we talking.
thicc hunk mod in new RE?
After Risk of Rain Returned got out, Risk of Rain 2, got a LOT of callbacks, and WAY better music.
Hmmmmm I hope we see hunk
It's great.
Twunk
He’s my favorite character
Yee it's great.
It's a great game, wish I had more lot to play it with.
Also another pretty good rogue lit is Dave the diver
honestly life rn is just a busterjam waiting room for me
is there a modding guide anyone in this discord
For Darktide?
err not really a guide, but recommended mods. I know how to mod it already
You get to run your own sushi bar and catch fish and even fight sea monsters
ive been playing deadlock i like rem 
OH! Right Graves just came out as well, didn't she?
yeah and shes literally hitler
As a Lash main, I do not care, get Death Slammed 
Cant imagine playing Deadlock on controller.
this game looks kinda clean
Sounds like a painful endeavor.
idk how people play ANY fps on controller
I play monster hunter on the switch the fuck you talking about
Ey mans, if you want, can shoot you a copy 
Just cause I want to force the AMAZING music on you
KILL
nah ill try the demo first
Extremely amazing music
Who plays Monster hunter on Keyboard and Mouse
its so smooth it feels amazing
and if I like it ill just buy it myself
EXCUSE ME.
The weirdos who haven’t been into monster hunter during the earlier 2000s
WHAT
WDYM?
basically everyone i know runs custom hud and numeric ui, things like creature spawner are nice but not needed. Guarantee weapon swap and Guarantee ability activation should just be default behavior at this point. other than that it's all personal pref. If you're hard of hearing like me you can run things like spidy sense.
They usually get some sort of AUto-lock-on-aim system.
Playing a heavy-themed, gotta be pin-point accurate game, on a controller?
Not Deadlock. Is raw only.
ive been having serious problems with swapping and ability lately
deadlock on controller would be genuinely miserable
i prefer keyboard for chargeblade because of the input precision.
picks the nearest melee champion
I think im getting good enough at the game that I can tell when my inputs are getting eaten and I really NEEDED that input, and I didnt fuck it up but the game screwed me
Ye, not sure what Monster Hunter has to do with Deadlock, but one is a Moba Third-person-shooter, specially with the shooter part, and the other is an RPG.
The shop, yeah. Actual gameplay, not really.
Calling monster hunter a rpg is a sin 💀
Kark would you call it then?
like havoc 30, im getting oneshot for mistakes, and when im relying on quickswap melee block or ability for stagger
its just unforgivable
Hunting simulator?
Which is a thing you do in RPG's 
the guarntee mods return the behavior to how it was in vt
Fair enough 
monster hunter is like barely an rpg
EXACTLY
But yea nah, playing Monster Hunter without a controller is like trying to play Darksouls with the Donkey-kong drumset for the Wii U.
monster hunter is an action game
Somebody already did that
You know what else is an action game
?
87% of RPG games.
spidey sense looks very... crutch. but also the game hits with me with silent bursters enough that maybe id run it
Just cause some mad-man did it, doesn't mean you should.
There's a reason it's a challenge.
What if I want to
I enjoy a good challenge
Monster hunter is a game about making the best drip and fishing. The hunting part is something you do in your spare time
rpg is a meaningless genre i see it slapped onto fucking anything these days
He’s right you know
Then do it. Dont let some rando' online stop ya.
Just keep in mind, that you're going to play with 11 other Moba players, which can send a bomb to your mailbox.
And that's if they're being kind 
Oooo! A grenade! My favorite explosive device! :3
Or just flaunting the fact you solo'd fatalis out of spite just to mock the ppl who left you up and dry to them.
Such a nice community
Prop' just me, but RPG is just a general genre that has SO many genres under itself.
Chat what should I name my farm
Tired of smaller mini-genres, after my Metal / Heavy metal, suddenly has 30+ genres per song 
controller games only really feel unplayable for keyboard when they have:
analog movement. variable run/walk speed, leaning, creeping, etc
and sometimes the camera will fight you
That's why I play with friends.
You should be playing Roboquest.

spidey sense is based on audio cue triggers contrary to what people seem to think so if the game should be playing audio they show up. I get why some people can dislike the idea but overall it tends more toward A:fixing a broken system or B: accessibility option.
Oh you have good taste, roboquest was fire
let me just stare react myself rq
Very good game
metal fans coming up with their own new metal subgenre (its exactly the same as like 20 other ones and it has 5 songs all made by one guy in it)
Roboquest is fucking NUTS
Fire music as well
YEEESSSSSSSS MORE METAL FUCK YEAAAAAAAAAA
Which I see as a good thing
I want more game
ALSO! Just for all of you ROboquest enjoyers, I can recommend Mycopunk.
Everyone can now catch up to one another
Deep Rock x Roboquest with some surreal levels of good shit
mycopunk is alright, kinda meh
Is it on console
Doesn't have Noisescream as the artist though.
Wouldn't know.
Bruh
it lacks the punchiness that roboquest has and the enemies feel very samey
RPG has lost all of its meaning since text based adventure games fell out of favor.
Or you….you can look it up like I did
Stinky
It's at end of updates?
Or you could've looked it up, before asking it.
D:
True
roboquest is feature complete, i cannot complain
But I like being argumentative :3
argue with this lamb sauce
i do not need my games getting updates forever
I know where your profile picture is from, so I'm familiar with what fanbase you're a part of.
So fairndo'.
Roboquest atm, finished and well made, is a REALLY good game.
I do not associate with the community since alot of them a yuri horn dogs
return to Oregon trail and die of dysentery like a man.
Okay
What?
To be fair, it was totally playable on like release.
||everyone knows cotl is for the yaoi enjoyers smh||
Maybe I’m wrong but the few people I met are really obsessed with nariander
For some strange reason
It is fun
its alright
i kinda wish it was more cult and less roguelike because the roguelike stuff isnt that unique
Cotl?
love the art though
I'm going down to south park going to have myself a time
Hard agree
Shouldn't it be the reverse
Did I say something?
Cult of the lamb
What, Nah I just agreed with you.
Blood of the Lamb from wasteland 3 is a great song.
Wasteland 3's soundtrack just hits different if you were born and raised in the US.
Never meet your heros kids
Damn, hope its medium pen atleast
Probably not but I’m fine with it being light pen
tbf massive monster knew who they were appealing to
the sex update and all that
Medium pen enthusiast right there
I doubt you will.
Probably
HD1 had flat surfaces throughout the game so tanks worked better.
Plus the bird's eye view.
I mean…..it just makes sense tho?
……..I wouldn’t know so I cannot say
Listen to the main theme.
I do think we need a little bit more action music in hd2 for our fights
kriegslop even in helldivers..... truly no escaping it........
Cyborgs had really good music.
Not really the kriegsmen
I mean at that point your calling trench crusade kriegslop
Imperial Germany upon thee.
And Kriegers are Franco-German.
The ceremony war bond is blatantly just imperial germany.
sorry i had the opportunity to hate on krieg i had to take it
No shit he said he would💀
!!!
See?
I know xd
I know I'm a jackass in chat, but I'm 'least honest when I say things 
I was unfamiliar with your game
I got both a Dwarven, and an Ogryns Oath to keep.
this is the internet, people dont just tell the truth
Grudges.


I do hold my grudges, but they're hard to gain.
I mean it’s fine
I already got 13 Grudges towards you Merrus, so we're on the right path.
THEY HAVE WRONGED YOU
And I have 67 grudges against you.
A Grudge Grinder, I like this, one grudge removed, only 32 Grudges now.
69 grudges.
I know you might be short enough to consider yourself dwarf.
But it's not about height, but mental.
127 grudges.
Merrus, this weird little creature is a heratical being.
We must combine out grudges, and focus them towards the weird ball of talkative puff
the wuh?
That's what I thought 
A bit overkill on my part
Alright listen to me you grass chomping pile of cotton
My apologies
Wuh 💀
LISTEN 'ERE YA LIL' DIMWITTED; GRASS EATIN' KULT'GATHERING' ELVEN-WINE-SIPPING RUNT
Bro how did I gain the wrath of the drawfs
All I said you two were going at each other
LISTEN HERE YOU SCUM SUCKING APE
Man that's uncalled for.
That's a lie. You say things that are blatant lies like how doodles be meh and such when they aren't.
You gotta do it proper, or it'll seem like a personal attack.
sniffs I meant that
My art is mediocre at best.
Bro you literally called me a grass-chomper 💀
Damn
KALLIN' ME YA BROTHER IS MAKIN' ME LOOK BAD IN DE' EYES OF ME PEERS N' EVEN THE PEASANTS O' PALE-SKINS.
DO NOT
Excluding the fact I'm poor and have an absolute wonky arse sense of value, is not mediocre.
This is why your drawf wife left you and took the kids
dwarf wife? WIFE?
I dont have time for wifes, only husbands 
Okay my apologies
This is why your drawf husband left you and took the kids
Not sure what being poor has about it, but like, got a long way to go ARt-wise, from detailing to proper proportions, so yea, still on the mediocre-stage.
Picks up the fluffball. What did I tell you about not actually becoming lamb stew?
Also, yous right sah', dems could be konsidered a nice bonus ration.
THEY LITERALLY CALLED ME A GRASS-CHOMPER
AND I DONT EVEN EAT GRASS
Fairly sure you can make Grass-bowls in CotL
Because I see everything as expensive. But that's not it. Is like, maybe people do like it.
is there a channel for lfg for havocs?
So erhm, akshually 🤓
Don't lambs eat veggies?
Not me
tyvm
Maybe other lambs but not me
Are Fatshark the most nonchalant devs?
It depends by what you mean nonchalant
Uh huh.
I mean look at the bugs section on their forums
They have been like that for years
We are somewhat used to it by now
so they are nonchalant?
Pretty much
what they praise vegetables or something?
You're goddamn right
Not everthing needs to be medium pen, Paul
Friend of mine does it, due to her being against the abuse of animals.
I order extra meat for all the vegans out there, dw I gotchu guys 
She does take supliments though.
I don't think eating veggies stop animal abuse I will tell you
only reason I would be vegan is if I hated plants and wanted them to suffer so I ate them mre
Yeee I know, but that's her reason, and since she ain't outright harming anyone from doing it, and she's happy with it.
It's all good.
I mean... you ARE a lamb
keep in mind, she doesn't force it into every conversation, she does it casually style.
Wow, that's racist dude
Just because he's a lamb?
Unbelievable
Okay Rat guy
come to Helmgart I stg
what bout eating rats
Why do you think I care
no thanks, too much plague and diseases
true skaven
@timber elk is THE lamb, how dare you
of course, my mistake
ill make them into THE lamb chops instead of just regular lamb chops
:3

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Lf friends
just got back into the game 
@twin dirge
I be darktiding it
guh
I should just join voice channels and cough like a plague victim
Yes
You should make friends with other Aki ^
HELLO ME

Now kiss

Is there like a good new player guide ? I know this game changed a bunch recently so i was wondering how much info is still relevant
Best just ask the class chat you need help on.
ok ty!
gonna switch classes soon after i finish the campaign
so far i think doing every mission on higher dificulties as i unlock em was a bad idea
im stuch on heresy for so long
Check the pins first though, usually there is a good ref there. Only Arby lacks things. Dunno ganger.
Because heresy is like, if you can't solo, GL getting out of there.
It's a much larger jump from malice most bad players can't deal with.
so far as ive seen ganger is like the crack addict of the classes and basically plays like scout from tf2.
You start needing to know more than just basics.
Is more, IDK if they got a guide. I know the base classes do, Arby only has a unique weapons guide.
i did some missions , failed others , most time i struggle cuz usually casuals just do not stick together and as soon as i get even the slightest bit ahead somehow there is either a horde coming or a trapper ready to bondage me
Love my hive scum
Normal. Game punishes loners hard.
oh i know , i just meant it in the sense of playing as ogryn and using the dash and/or the objective
They are pushing for ppl to stick. Does means if you fall behind, you are karked if nobody ever turns around which is like 99% of people.
oh yeah i see that a bunch , this is why i always use the rock on ogryn so i can free a teammate if they ever get dog/mutie grabbed
and i do not need to be in the same postcode to do that
also this might be weird but is there a way to get stims without finding em inside missions? Like a perk that makes you start with a stim?
Buy ganger.
No, they just appear randomly during missions
They can create their own cocktail stim.
Once you learn the maps you'll notice stimms/loot/ammo etc spawns in same spots
Im gonna as soon as i get more money and it's on sale. Rn i want to save for a better monitor since i made an oopsie and am cpu limited at the moment so i get stutters a lot
also because the polish prices for games are outrageous so im not gonna overpay
Damnation is the new Heresy unfortunately
Is fine if you are willing to drop settings for now. Sucks without lighting but... stable 60 is better.
But yeah, if someone starts with a stimm, they are on hive scum.
Feels like it, I moved on to Auric asap and never went back
I was levelling a new Ogryn (why I started a new one instead of just scourging my existing one I don't know)
yeah rn it's fine but it's very noticable in other games i play , luckily i should be able to get the monitor next month. At least it is a lesson for me to not buy a better gpu without checking for a cpu bottleneck in the future
what's a scourage? Is it like a prestige system?
Day 1 hive scum on damnation was hell
You can wipe your personality/character look for 50,000 ordo dockets
to switch gender/voice etc
Heh. Even a 3060ti bottlenecks my old antique i7 9700.
Though is also FS code.
i was still playing with a rtx2060 in 2025
i know the pain
I dunno what it is, because Heresy is still a bit painful but easy to clutch with a bad team
Damnation is in a really bad spot with players who can't do Auric
but who seem to be capped out skill-wise
all i know so far is to dodge every chance i get and block every chance i get
I quickplayed into so many Damnation special event maps earlier levelling Ogryn and it was horrible
Problem is basically needing a whole new PC to upgrade, and that's unaffordable atm.
oh i know , i was supposed to upgrade ram this year
(before the rampocalypse started)
Id like to do havoc but im usually a solo, I got the Auric Storm j so I would get invites to lobbies 😭
glad i got the new gpu before the prices went up tho
When you are bad but everyone else around you is worse...
could not have timed that better
My new Ogryn sucked until I bothered to actually roll some curios and gear XD
I levelled to 30 without ever putting a curio on
My old 16gb ram pair can be sold atm for more than what I got my 32gb pair for.
I could be dead rusty on oggy and have to solo clutch heresy.
the Damnation playerbase is def worse
Fr
Auric is now the one where most players are competent
I use heresy to farm materials and get left to clutch often tho
New players fs struggle in heresy
I'm like, I can duo with lag with someone who claims he's bad and 2 bots better than pubbing.
i legit got carried through a mortis trial on heresy by the game itself , got matchmade on wave 11 with 3 other ogryns
maelstrom???
or are we clowns 
Thats full of wannabe ASS players
Maelstrom is ok but when I match into Maelstrom pubs it's like 50:50 a lot of the time
early team wipe, or fairly easy win
oh wait true lmao, i've been playing with premade parties 
i have 500 hours still no ASS title
NECRO NECRO NECRONS
Just play arby and build for safety.
Or zealot being careful when until death is down.
Psyker carry 
I got ASS on my first ever attempt going for it by just playing Ogryn on a Sunday
First 5 auric games.
300 ping gaming.
servers rocky this morning
Didn't you just cheat your way by shoving it into their account?
Is anyone able to help me get from Havoc 24 to 25? Im trying to get this cosmetic piece at Havoc 25 and I am having trouble.
I still often struggle in damnation
You’re not alone
When i play vet, im not just a floor kisser
More than a dirt eater
Im a plaything to the heretics
yes
but its peak
so its okay
I mean, it is a good game ignoring the platforming bits.
I like platformers too
:3
If it ain't LEGO, not rike.
LEGO SIMP!!
I just hate platforming.
Damn they shot me😭
I have some questions that I thought would be easier to find awnsers here than search the internet because from what I’ve experienced you guys know your stuff
Ive seen people use the mk6 knife and spam push attack in high havoc and after using it in the meat grinder i see it does good damage but is it really better than the mk3 also why does people use the knife so much what makes it so good
I saw a psyker use his fire staff in bursts rather than hold a full charge down is that more efficient or something? Also that same psyker then switched to melee after using fire staff started spamming push and an entire horde of armored targets including crushers all immediately died the entire feed was his kills what kind of tech is that or is the dude straight up cheating?
I also see so many people spamming slide and combing the slide with melee attacks and they move so much faster than everyone else how does that work?
Hes seeing the power of psyker first hand and calls it cheating this makes me so happy
Youve come to the right place :)
No i asked how is he doing that
Ik its a joke
Ok
I have bad news
Thats contagious
Good with backstab perks and high mobility
Go to the class chats and ask :) people will be happy to help im sure. For knife, its fast and does crazy damage along w a few other things
And fire staff’s short bursts is shorter and gives more mobility so shooting while moving is better when you wanna be on the move instead of defending.
Ok that makes sense i didnt know if it somehow generated less peril or something
As for flame staff then spam pushing
Force swords have uncanny strike which gives rending (armor pierce) on weak spot hits, force sword push attack is a one damage weak spot hit, so they build up flame, then they push attack for their flame to have better armor damage
So that causes a horde wipe?
Yea because it causes the soulblaze to deal damage as if they were just really high hp pox walkers
Also some meele weapons has a charge like ability which when you combine it with the duelling sword or the knife makes it so that you push yourself a lot more. Basically become faster
Ah ok
I get it now they spread soulblaze to all targets and then switching to the sword boosts the fires damage ive seen this technique in other games
Yep you get it
Yeah could say so
So heavy attacking?
Mhm
Because i tried sliding and heavy attacking but i dont move faster
Charge heavy, run, slide, release heavy
Ok 1 sec
Only some weapons have a boost to them
Like the knife and the duelling sword, those are the ones that come to mind rn
Run, slide, charge heavy and release attack.
Once the charge is released it cancels my sprint
Played wayy too much zealot that i forgot we cant charge heavy when running properly in the game sorry
Or slide
Are you doing it with the knife?
Hmm hollup lemme check some clips
Ok
I was thinking about mixing Tea with coffee, thought it was some sort of
ingenious original idea
Turns out it's already exist, goes by 'Hong Kong Style Gamer Fuel'
Sounds grim
Nah fam, It's amazing
I thought someone would have invented it before the word "Gamer" existed tbh
I like my coffee augmented
So i looked it up, its run and charge at the same time, slide and release the attack
Oh for sure, i'll be digging further about this
Not about that life anymore huh? Good for you
I like my coffee how I like my women
Coffee and tea at the same time? Does it taste good at least?
So the moment you hit run also start charging and then slide and immediately release once slide starts or after slide
It's superb, but i was using normal milk so it wasn't even in its final form yet
Milk on coffee and tea?
I reckon sweetened condensed milk will do the trick
Still not working for me
Yeah? Not the wildest thing i've made
Never heard of milk on tea ngl
Then you never saw tea?
Im turkish, every household has kilos of tea
Fake tea
And we drink tea daily
I'm not familiar with Turk's tea game but their coffee is to die for
Its heavenly
To be fair though, i still don't know what kind of cream people put on their coffee. It sounds like a hollywood invention to me
Is their coffee 99% caffeine?
@sleek harness Have you ever seen people put cream in their coffee irl?
Their coffee is Unesco recognized
No
So i'm not crazy
People here only drink coffee
It is a hollywood invention
I drink Whiskey though 
Fake news, never seen one
Therefore it's not real
Turkish coffee from what i understand its more of a rare thing to drink than the daily coffee. Usually only made when there’s guests over or meeting parents of a lover etc.
I see
Favorite brand of whiskey?
So Asian prefer their coffee cold huh, interesting

Actually why are you asking me this
I am Brazilian and I never saw anyone drink tea here
Because you're the only other brazilian i know here, so i wanted to know if i was just crazy or if that's truly something that doesn't exists here
No tea production at all?
Old people do
Ice cream coffee must be good
ive needed one sniper kill for like 10 missions 😭
We must murder all non Vet mains(besides ogyrns. They can stay)
Nah, we got Matte, a very big company of tea production
Alcoholic with Ice.
I believe we do make tea, but coffee production is very much higher
The fuh did we do?
And so the consumption here
You know your whiskey then 
Not be a vet player
Tea production is a LOT more here than coffee
Production started in the 20’s properly and now its a large part of the industury
Most tea drinkers are in the south, because of Matte Leão
Ogryn gamin.
I bet coffee farms make more than tea farms
Perhaps
Well I mean, that's how things work
If it sucks it's bad

Dont kinkshame my Boyfriend.
If you add too much tea and not enough water it becomes too bitter to drink
How do you add too much tea?
5 cups of tea powder
relatable
You telling me people dont know the thumb-rule simply by existing?
500 kilos of herbs, 1 litre of water 💔
The fuck is the thumb rule?
Thumb what
Shesh.
We dont have tea in a small bag here, they only come in large packs of kilos.
Ya have ya tea, ya got ya 0.8L Cup' o heated water.
Then ya take ya thumb' ta' a piece o cloth, if it's 'bout the size of ya thumb in height, length, depth, etc, then ya got the goodun's
If ya got less, it'll be weak, if ya got more, it's gonna give ya liver an anurism.
Never tought i’d relearn how to pour tea from an ogryn
Literally use one of your two thumbs.
A good 93% of people have thumbs worldwide.
It's simple.
Look at the color of the tea too
Yeah
I did, and I say, Skill Issue.
Just dont got the hand to parcipitate.
Cant lend a hand hm?
No, I need it for Drawing, or making more tea.
Peak
yes 
Vehicle warfare slop?
Play Roboquest instead 
I like my tea how I like my women
You know, War thunder, World of Tanks, World of Warships
I like my coffee how i like my women. I like Tea and coffee
Fuck i fumbled it
Damn
Yes
Black :]
War thunder aint that bad as world of games
That's doesn't make sense
Idk man
I like my Men and I like my Women, friends, and strangers, like I like my Coffee.
Stronger than me, and able to put me into a severe case of the Caffeine shakes.
This guy knows ball
Agree with him
I think you would fair better if you readt a manual
Theyre bisexual?
I had a phase of playing dog fighting games, and i don't want to go back anymore 
They are?
I focused on ground battles, not as bad as air rb but war thunder is still shit.
Idk thats what I got from them specifying they also like coffee
Thats what i meant
If you not bisexual you not a real one
Gotta hand it to them tho, the game has crazy optimization
Sorry, I dont make the rules
It's absolutely amazing when it comes to that, and a lot of companies can learn from it.
Also attention to detail
But seen their monitization, their devs, and the playerbase.
I'd rather play Gacha-games compared to it 
And if you know me, which I know you dont.
i love being rejected by twice the dating pool
I'd rather whipe my ARSS with sandpaper than play gachagames
Peak
mfs be pulling legal documents to prove their plane better than your plane
And gaijin be using it even though saying they’re not.
Yes, let me spend 153 Euro's on their marketplace to get a plane, that'll get nerfed in the next patch, leaving it to be around 13 Euro's worth at least 
So many tech has somehow found its way to the russian intelligence agency because of war thunder forums lmao
Mf’s paying thousands for a tank 
"Pretending to be gay" for the LGBT, "Full on homosexual" for the straights
Go buy a real one at that point
Wouldn't know, played the game once, and then just watched videos about it while at the gym.
You can't win bro
It's like a comedy, but hitting closer to home.
Deadlocks actually pretty sick 
The valorant character
?
Brother, Deadlock is goated.
The Valve Hero shooter moba 
Valorant :keke
ivy gang ivy gang
Lash enjoyer here 
Liking Viktor
Viktoooor, viktoooor
That Frankenstein looking ahh
asshole
Professional asshole, thank you very much.
Still better than you though 
Huh? 
Check DM's you dork.
mate i was a lash main before i stopped playing
server dead?
Its freaky stuff be careful
The discord or in game?
I was a Lash main from the third game I played, and until now still 
Take a guess
Forever, a Lash enjoyer. FOrever, better than you.
A wild karkin guess
Hella freaky
i still abrams build from 8/1/24
Bluey*
abrams
Shock troop gauntlet be having flinstones ahh situations
played some lady geist
I had a dream within a dream today. Was weird.
Abarm
tried to like holliday
Blue Hellboy
Okay Bluey.
Now go read your maniscrupt about how you suck eggs, and how my kit is way better than yours.
drop the act i want to talk normally
Melatonin gummies induced dreams be like
Oh sure, sorry, wassup boss.
Oh I didn’t eat any of those lol.
i want to try billy
Abrams is a nice character, specially after they turned him into a dad.
and drifter
Then do it pussy.
Billy the Goat
It was just a strange thing I guess.
Also MAC, respond to my DM's damn you.
I only every try like Infernus and Viktor lmao
Dont leave me on read 
i simply dont like playing pvp games alone
Schizomaxxing i guess
Oh shih 
I genuinely hate PvP shooter games like Deadlock, but the game is so good that I just have to play it every once and a while
But I don’t think I’m schizomaxxing. 
Their Streetbrawl game mode is kinda good though
its 4v4 aram
I think I was just really tired after work lmao.
It's 4v4 Aram, but with some thought behind it.,
Didnt think I'd enjoy it more than I did lmao
yup
Read up on the characters lore.
Then go read Lashes.
Best lore in the game, 5 words, all you need to know 
Jacob Lash is an asshole.
Is that the one that say's hes an asshole lmao
4v4? For Honor reference
my brother invited me to the game
Dont need 2 pages of backstory, just straight up.
so idk much about other char lores yet
no?
It is a valve game, so you know they got some MASSIVE shenanigan BS lore in the background, but a lot of what's currently available ingame, without outside sources.
that green snake thing has interesting voicelines tho lmao
Are genuinely, and I mean, as in, Absolutely GOATED, levels of reading.
Jacob is a closeted robosexual 100%
Just wait till you hear how she feels about Lash.
vyper
I think I saw that lmao
I dont think you did, trust me.
Vyper meeting Billy, leading to a .

They are gonna reproduce in the alley way
Eyo
And she goes " Mind if I call you Lash? "

i just started playing deadlock because rem looked funny
its fun :)
Vyper is down BAD for Lash
Lil eepy creature
Ah yes, Rem the Rat 🙂
if someone wants to play im down for it
cant wait to kick 'em like a soccer ball.
i don't even usually like mobas besides hots but deadlock is just good
Idk Lash much yet 
I need to finish some shopping, them I'm game
Damn
But that's pretty much Lash
Right, I'll put it simply.
Jacob Lash is an asshole.
I loike Viktor atm i think I wanna main him 
cool
nothign wrong with that
His entire personality.
He's above you, he's better than you, and you're comparable to gravel and dirt beneath him.
His actual kit? Abilities? etc.
Is about-
The further up he is compared to you, the more damage, the harder he'll be to deal with
His entire ORDEAL, is that, he's HIGHER up above you, and the HIGHER up mans is, the BETTER he is, compared to you
And his personality mixed with his kit, is PERFECTION
Just like the Lash himself 
Well if you put it like that 
beating lash players with my pillow rn
Well, that is until people start running Counter-parry 
i know a good rem player will be a menace
Then it's not fun
pillow nuke rem is so much fun
I love how Valve looked at Yuumi from League, and said.
KEK, we'll actually make a good character 
And then made said character.
i started when the veil was lifeted a people could start sending invites
Think I've had the game for around 2 years now.
I just hate PvP games with a passion
But I love Lash, so I gotta keep coming back
ah the times when NO ONE ABSOLUTELY NO ONE knew how to parry
and close range abrams was a death sentence
I was like pressing F wondering what it did lmao
I think I ended up in around Oracle from passive play
2hrs in btw
So I got against the peeps without a job, and then it just stopped being fun
i have 22.6h i dl
241 hours
about the same
damn
i want the game finished cause keeping up with updates is exhausting
I genuinely love the game, the gameplay, and everything, the issue is that if you're " too good " at the game.
You get against people who're either smurfing (Which is a bannable offense currently) or people who doesn't have a job.
you got turned over to the last place
This is prolly dumb but i wish there was a skill node that let you grab and toss the explosive barrels as ogryn
Imagine
My winrate was so high, that I got against people with 700+ hours. in a Beta, that had only been active for less than 8 months 
jesus christ
Like, how do you have that much time to play a video game, holy hsit
So the skill based matchmaking system puts you against people of your skill?
Yes.
It's Dead By Daylight rules.
A tragedy 😭
i mean one summer when i was in school i acrued 1k hours
although let's be honest - the playtime on games is rarely accurate
in rimworld
want to hop on?
There is a 'hidden' you can see it after your 5'th game, ranking system, that's just applied to your profile, depending on everything from
Farm - Denies - Objectives - 'Jungle' kills - Enemy kills -guardian damage (towers etc) and so forth
True I almost have 2k hours on team fortress 2 and I still suck
Im prolly doodoo balls atm 
And if you did good, you get increased ranking, but if you do eeeeeck, then it's gonna get lowered.
YOU TWO WAIT
I'LL FINISH SHOPPING
i have over 2k hours in warframe and im still a noob
AND I WILL JOIN
so am i
YOu'll see the Lashes true glory 
Lemme Viktor 
Yeah that's the sbmm system
unless i get him assigned
😉
And then I eep
That's when you're a king and you dont que him you bottom
also amte
Dont know what that means, but yes.
also i rly hope we someday get a warhammer game that is a shooter and we play as chaos/chaos chapters
Darktide, and the PLETHERA of 40k games out there.
can recommend that one with the Tyranids.
Anyway brb.
skill based matchmaking
huh wuh
ive queued as a 3 man before
PvP game about the Istvan 
i played space marine 2 and i tried out boltgun. I just wanna shoot ppl as a guy that had way too much to smoke
unless they changed it just today
In Deadlock, you can que from 1 to 4 man.
6
also do followers of nurgle have like - plaugue guns? Or like guns that are alive kinda? I just love that asthetic and nurgle seems like the chaos god to do that
At 4 rman squad, you'll get qued with a duo premade.
Oh yea nah I mean
just 5 man squad is a no no
I think Khorne does that too
1-6, except 5
Since it would lead (Aka, could, and very much would) lead to a forced loss, leaving the 6'th player out of their depths and a forced loss.
Darktide wassat.
gonna qarmup on street brawl
deadlock is the league players nightmare
strike team 8
Deadlock is the League of Legends, but if it wasn't made by a [Censored_for_the_general_Audiences]'tai producers
Who only designes characers that's made for selling Se[Censored for the general audiences]
dont equal those games
Try and stop me shortie.
i did stop playing league around the time they started releasing champs that always just look like idols
i mean deadlock has thirst traps in it. They are just equal in audiences
They're both Moba,s but one is made by Riot, aka, that's literal Shit-tier while the other is made by valve, so god-tier 
Whyt yes, I would like Lash to flex his Waist-broad shoulkders at me
fuck im bad
goth girls - yes , big burly men - also yes , eldritch abominations - oh hell to the yes
Least he isn't some white gal with blonde hair, in a tight leather spandex.
COUGH COUGH, Marvel Rivals, COUGH
my mic is broken btw
the hidden king....
so i cant talk anyway 
that one
too broke
any good moba casts a wide net for thirst traps to hook in as many players as possible smh
Whatcha need drawn
There’s a difference on making characters that’s made to be.. made for adults
And then good design
got put into my old league
just the hidden king calling me his lil pogchamp
Hidden King like that big shadow dude?
getting my teeth kicked in
ye but most moba's think a thirsttrap is a white thin woman in a leotard and stop there
Hidden king?
the new patron
hidden king looks cool
So you want this boney ass, candle man go call you a pog champ
music for Hidden King is sick tho
yes? Why is that strange
I like em eldritch
It’s not the Lash???
Body pillow, work out until you look like him smh
hurry yo ass up bish i gotta sleep after a game 
Then praise others by your very existence
i need a refrence to how he looks like to work out to look like him
I NRED TO GET MY PROTEIN

what do you think the bodypillow is for?
I got plenty if you want some 🙂
....maybe later
Wrong answer, sent to the mines and legally considered a bottom for the rest of your live 
invite me @cosmic burrow or are you in game already
I was already considered a bottom before
not too much of a difrence
personally i think we should kill graves players with hammers
they'd enjoy that
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sent
yeah mb been awhile
i dip after this its like 12:25am 
it's not even noon yet for me 
the snow is positively beautiful today
i dont get this gamemode 
i walked down to the bodega to get milk and almost got my shit pushed in by a car sliding around with bald tires
my ult doesnt work in that mode apparently
good shit tho, gotta bounce unfortunately


