#general-chat
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Hey guys
Hello
I think I might get a steam deck
STEAM DECK
dude
the handled gaming console
Why is Jerma from Boston
I see, I really don't know what is steam deck gg
Because jerma is a scp
why arent you from Boston
Jerma needs to be contained in Boston
because God loves me
love me some carrot strips 
🥕 sneak some pringles
No
Against the rules
Besides I have tuna at home
Excited for some tuna salad sammies
Damn, you people are making me add tuna to the grocery list
tuna
Cheap n easy
tbh, i've never had a really good tuna salad, any recipes or tips?
2 tubs of mayonnaise
I got a large bottle of kewpie
some tuna, mayo, and a couple boiled eggs 
Tuna is like the chicken of the sea, you can never go wrong with chicken
if you wanna get fancy with it, you can add stuff like minced celery, some garlic powder shredded cheese and what not
Tuna, mayo, garlic powder, salt, pepper, DILL RELISH (sweet is for lame people), and I personally add a pinch of lemon juice

I used to boil chicken breast and blend them into a smoothie for a protein shake. You can go wrong with chicken
noice
Cease
what in the helll
Actually cursed
When you're 18 and obsessed with gains you do anything
plenty of ways to eat chimken without reducing it into a smoothie tho
how else was i gonna fit 200g of protein in my diet in the days where whey protein was expensive 
At that point is was more of a convenience thing
i mean i like food as much as the next guy but idk if i can down blendered chicken ngl 
In the end it all breaks down the same
yeah i'd like make a bedding out of some spices and herbs and steam it
prolly more healthy too
Apparently im weird for liking breakfast sausage in spaghetti
You like weiners
ghey
You like meat in ur mouth
Mine are weiners or I get a tube of ground sausage
Yea what if I do huh
See Aki's gay so he knows better

I'm flexible, not gay
close enough

What in tarnation are you talkin bout
Bulking smoothie
300g chicken breast
pinch of salt
milk (optional)
Boil chicken in salted water until cooked. Allow to cool and add to blender with milk (substitute with water if cutting)
Blend until smooth and enjoy the gains 💪
breakfast foods
I know you've never seen me before, but i sure as fuck aint ever tryin that

i prefer chewing my food thank you very much
counter point
Raw eggs
I should actually kill you for reminding me of that guy who regularly eats raw meat
my gym rat friend tells me this lmao
Depends on the person's metabolism
Wouldn't work for me
Relax. I haven't had a chicken smoothie for maybe a decade now. Might make one for nostalgias sake tho
my a bit richer friend bulked by eating 2 kfc(european) buckets a day
Commendable achievement for an American
lock in until 30
it's damnation difficulty now
My Man!
incidents...? 
2 hypoglycemic incidents while I was asleep
Both of which i was only lucky because someone happened to be around
Really I blame my doctor for changing my insulin not once but twice without making any adjustments
are you in america where insulin is insanely priced
Its not really insanely priced anymore. Its a brand thing
oh... well may the emperor be with you in any case
i need to stop my fucking spending habits
god made you wrong so threw you into the sosnowiec of the world
Lispro is the same as Humolog and I used to get 3 vials of lispro for like 60 to 80 bucks compared to several hundred from humolog
People on pubs fundamentally do not understand this event
it is so fucking painful
Im on novolog which isnt the same now and its only been issues at night since

half the fucking players ignore the stimms
psyker opens crate, sees Conc stimm, runs away and dies in pox gas
Thats why I play the role of fent dealer and inject them
what the fuck do they think the stimms are for
scattered fucking everywhere
and on tables
conc stimms?
people tend to take stims and then not use them because it will be useful later
Think stimm 
concentration
oh
and later never comes because mission ends one way or another
I kinda ignore conc stims depending on my class and build
i inject all of them as an ogryn 
You can have almost 50% uptime on stimms since theyre so abundant, why save?
my arbitrator build lets me build my ability back in like 10 seconds
must be what hivescum gameplay feels like
It's the "This will be important later" paradox. Where "later" is just a state of mind and not an actual moment
literally
💀
Do I use it now or do i use it later orrrr
I constantly ask myself
lmfaoo
problem is health stims will randomly "dissapear" for 50% of map for some reason and team might wipe
ofcourse im gonna pop the red stimm and kill them fast
me doing 3 VoCs for the next minute or somethin
Same mindset for people who horde loot in RPGs. (source: me
)
I havent played the event yet cuz ive been so focused on grinding havoc
I need to get to havoc 30..............................
saving that ultra one shot kill weapon for endgame and never using it
source: me in stalker 2 with rpg and 10 rounds for it
I need to play a
havoc 29+ tomorrow at the very least
if I want to go up to havoc 28
true
You save it for new game + (which you dont end up playing because you are burnt out)
theyre sooooo intense
my god
theyre fun
when you have a competent team
I had a competent team today so it was rlly good
i like to collect unique items and use the ones that fit my build
gotta research first if game even has new game+ 
in fnv ofcourse im gonna get lucky and all american but that doesnt mean im gonna use them
Pretty sure i would be terrified of using "Divine Intervention" on BG3 if it wasn't really good for Raphael's fight because it is a 'once per campaing' resource
Like it was a 45 minute-ish game
me grinding all items in deposit box like a chud only to get menu'd and no new game plus

All american is such a pain to get though. Vault interior designs feel like a maze in 3 and new vegas
last playthough i have some was a pistol one
not revolver
pistol
playing arbitrator makes me feel seriously vital to the team. mainly with my dog and BTL
Like
crazy
crowd control
My last playthrough was an unarmed one.
shout ogryn and (idk what build) arbitrator that has cc are great additions
wat game?
the hasan build
its darktiding time
i see arbiters named hasanabi weekly
lmfao
oh yeah
I like my arbitrators personality
the authoritarian feels rlly positive
I like how he socializes with the rejects
Playing Arbitrator always makes me go completely out of ammo halfway through the mission and ask myself "Ok, what do i do now?"
casti plus mk3 shotty?
I use Agri shotgun slugshots a lot so at most I'm half way outta ammo
Either that or boltgun
rations even with double ammo was my dream
i could go shooty arby and dont worry about ammo
rlly good for just killing things far away close or far
Catigator stance has some of the best voice lines out of all skills
Oh yeah
the thing I like a lot about BTL is I can like
well
break through any horde lol
wall of carapace? I can penetrate straight through and avoid dying
I dont think Ive done that yet but non carapace I can just leave when I learn I need to leave
remember to use mauler and ragers as setup for dog bomb
Yeah I do that plenty
I try and time it
I must say my love for tac axe has seriously grown after learning how effective it is on ragers
heavy attack just KILLS them
i have to say i started the game as a zealot tac axe'r
my wrist hurt a lot, and i heard how much non meta it was too (knife was the meta you foolish zealot)
but i bet they cant play the game now bwahahaha
knife probably destroyed their wrists

and have been playing like high havoc too
like
its not just tac axe
its accounting for everything around me
and trying my best not to die immediately at every step I take 💀
my toughness is basically my health bar
thank fucking god arbitrator is god at toughness regen
gunners can get fucked
yeah, emperors fading light is brutal, but i've seen arbitrators face tank stuff that would kill others like a joke LOL
they're tanks with the right build
but people brush off the class like it's nothing, it still takes skill
arbite is the class im most comfortable with, only one ive played auric with so far. they are just so fuckin tanky
plus i really like their weapons
I've been playing it mainly in havoc
Its hell in every direction 💀
Even as an OP class I feel like I stand between the fringes of life and death
have you tried sitting on the fringe between life and death?
i play with a lot of people but i only know 1 arbites main i would trust my life with lol
I like edging as psyker
Yea I feel like I'm getting imposter syndrome like "am i rlly this good or is it bc im playing arbitrator
If my peril isnt above 80% I'm doing sum wrong
wow
I might play stealth relic zealot
after haircut it feel like born again
Fuck yeah
clean feal
They give you a good one?
Yay
Whoever kicked me out of the quick play game at the end near extraction, I will find and barrel you.


Insane toxicity
Sorry

Your name is peak
I'm spartacus
Yours is simple but has a lot of meaning and thank you aki
was playing as ogryn with kickback, i rounded a corner and there was a sniper sitting there with his laser on me, he then got up and tried to run without even shooting. he then got gibbed by the kickback
And I'm Quintus Lentulus Batiatus
Talking about Vietnam right there
Kek yeah
Wasn't me I swear I'm only level 9!!!
Kickback turns anything point blank into a fine red mist
Zealot and Arbite are fucking HORRIBLE classes
Based
Monkey grenade png
So which classes arent horrible?
ogryn?
None
Ogryn.
All bad
Ogryn fuckin SUCKS
Need someone to gift me 300 super credits
Get a super job, why dontcha
Its trve
FS after you said that
i have thin wallet
Don’t even get me started on Psyker 
I know your takes are jokes but holy shit that's a bad one
My supe job pays for my superaquillas not enough for super credits
AYE YOU KEEP MY NAME OUT YA FUCKIN MOUTH
There is nothing more we can do...
What's bad about it
Hive Mid.. 
Hivescum
Use crowbar
HIVE MID
You'll understand
fucking HORRIBLE
I like bonesaw
Crowbar is funny kill weapon
I had a dream zealot got access to shivs
YACK🤮
I had a dream vet got flamer
I'm a zealot:(
Then I exploded
give zealot shovel
Veteran fucking sucks
plasma spamer
EXCUSE ME?
You heard me I said OGRYN FUCKIN SUCKS
STUPID FUCKIN BIG BABIES WADDLING AROUND BEING USELESS AS FUCK
when you are at you're lowest, you will beg for forgiveness
NOT EVEN PLAYING THE OBJECTIVE CORRECTLY
and me and my ogryns will LAUGH
FUCKING STUPID BASTARDS DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO PLAY HIM YOU JUST DIE FASTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE
YOU FUCKING SUCK
🪤
Bros gonna get banned
ogryns, prepare rocks
top tier bait
When I'm supposed to be the thickest tankiest class but I just die to 3 random shooters just like everyone else
Fucking L Tanks just like everybody else
the dummy thickness alerts the guards
it was a metal gear solid game all along
Inquisitor I'm trying to sneak by the eretics but my dummy thicc ass clapping is alerting the daemonhosts
SEND ME TO THE WARP, FOR ILL COME BACK A FATHER
Speaking of
They're adding Solid Snake to Rainbow Six
huh
I'm not joking
they didnt fixed ogryn's mk 3 toilet shovel's light attack combo count
Are you serious?
Prolly will be instalocked in every match after feburary 
Yea I wouldn't be surprised
Watch people text the person whoever goes snake " SNAKE? SNAKE?!?!!!
YOU CANT EAT A SNAKE
Yea I can watch
SNAKE EATER
Sorry
I keep forgetting omfg
In all fairness. That's one of the most fitting colabs they made in years
Yea you got a point
They had what? Attack on titan yakuza the boys
Just had me so confused
Halo, Ghost in the Shell, Dead by Daylight, The Boys, Yakuza, Nier, Street Fighter and Attack on Titan
Oh, Rick and Morty too
Crazy how you'll be able to have Sam Fisher and Solid Snake on the same team
People are hard speculating Snake will be an attacker
huh
Don't make me reinstall R6
Spoken like a sage there
Cut it short
Then you only need to wash once every 2 days
It's cold af currently anyway so shower twice a week is acceptable
the light attack chain on the mk3 shovel is 3 attacks, iirc? there's just another, hidden 4th light attack you can access after h1.
Good luck picking him before the bazillion MGS fans who will flood the game 
i hope ogryn's mk 3 shovel light attack move motion is same as veteran stab shovel's light attack move
I used to be a Jaeger main during Season 2-3 
You underestimated the speed of my finger
I just hope we get a revolver ocelot skin for Deimos
oh does it really?
I played Jaeger a lot at release, I still miss his ACOG 😢
Same...
One thing though, killing isn't very Snake like
That's a major skill issue for him
I am a rat, i main Bandit and Ace
You forget they are cannoically training with paintballs to fight terrorist groups
I fucking hate r6 lore
i liked kyde? some lf4d bill look like old man's 9mm aug
Oh yeah, Kaid
hate that guy
but weapon is cool
Cause my team always wants me to play him and i can't hit shit with his shotgun
Yeah, basically a DMR with more steps
I didn't know what DMR stood for until recently
Should i play Baldur's Gate 3 or For Honor?
Bg3
terraria
bg3 everyone you talk to must die run
oughh
it's like that crazy guy from "no country for no old men" with funny haircut lol
leave the second one to rot
forever
Rpg or straight combat
@fresh saffron 🗿
I want to turn my brain off, i just don't know if i want to do that with a slow burner or with monkey brain interactions
Get Mount and Blade instead.
I go for the latter depending in most cases. If i got time to pick up something and press buttons, I do it. If I want to engage more intently and take my time, something slower over a long period of time.
I'm neither a 40 year old, or autistic. So, no
rimworld
Tanamount to heresy since it's not even that hard.
play rim rim
Read the text above
im also neither 40 years old or autistic
Are you sure?
yes
CDDA is autistic.
Can also just not further express the idea that one has to be autistic to just like things.
¯_(ツ)_/¯
Just. No, dude. I "get" it but no. Mfkers can breathe and it'll get called autistic.
Chat i want to main every class at the same time this is torture. Everybody is so fun to play
im actually so addicted to gambling
You spend wayy too much time investing yourself with little characters and micro managing their lifes and colony....
Reminds me of Spore in some ways
im playing cloverpit
Internet culture has normalized it.
and win hella
same can be said about the forefather of such games dwarf fortress
hi johnny be good
Much like 40k becoming more mainstream has normalized the dumb krieger shovel + pointless suicide charge meme.
Sounds like something to not do then. Idk
when i get money, ima play that game, till then i have rimworld
I've not fired up Rimworld in a while.
i got my money worth from rimworld few times over
I just go off my mood in the moment.
Played through a streak of Kenshi though, lots of lopping off limbs and making hash in the swamps to smuggle into the desert by naruto running.
:3 neither have i and its sadge
do you have the dlcs?
I had a pig family going, food was basically a non-issue.
saddly no
i decided to one time have a farm of 120 pigs
still you can use most of vanilla expanded
i do
No no, I mean pigskins.
:> its very nice
go and do playthroughs base around vanilla quests expanded
I had one that looked like a pig version of Jeffery Dahmer. Somehow.
Aaaaa
Raaaaaa
Is that the autocleaner?
Eeeeeeeeeeeee

Roomba is the next Darktide class
cdda was brain off like 14 years ago now it's so convoluted
admech basically
I seemed to have done a good job branching into TLG.
cdda suffered from a decade and a half of overbalancing
is on a roomba moving slowly around the room munching on a sandwich. A ruben sandwich to be exact
wat u eating there
Okay, i'll join. I'm not dog shit. I'm garbage.
A ruben sandwich :3
Wish I had one.
Also playing helldivers and enjoying the vibes
They dont heal on stations, dont rescue prisoners, dont rescue when dog is pinning you, dont help when somebody is downed
I think right now in CDDA that hand loaded ammo is worse.
Even though
Anyone who can hand load
VASTLY prefers hand loaded ammunition.
Because it's normally of higher quality
What’s cdda
Especially if you want precision, since you can measure powder as needed.
I’m probably gonna regret asking that question
Cataclysm: Dark Days Ahead
Oh!
i wish i could go back to old cataclysm cdda forums and pull up my vehicle named "battering ram" i rammed into a fungal spire
Democratic Detonation 2 on february 3rd, who knows when the world war 1 warbond will come though
Okay I don’t know what that is but carry on
Yeah I could really go for that trench shotgun and the increndy smg
sounds like a really cool room, let him enjoy his lunch break
Just imagine me, a little lamb running around trenching bugs, squids and bots.
Zombie survival game in which the end result in mutating into a giant cow person that roflstomps zombies with a single bat hit and chewing on grass or any other kind of mutant, or modifying yourself into Robocop.
also wtf is a ruben sandwich c:
Oh, that other one is a smg? I thought it was a fat rifle with a underbarrel attachment
ASCII art (text based like dwarf fortress game) zombie survival, very in depth, open source, bunch of drama
It’s a sandwich that has corn beef, sauerkraut, and cheese.
Oh and thousand island dressing
An American creation. Corned beef, swiss cheese, saurkraut, and a choice of russian dressing or thousand island dressing, grilled between two slices of rye bread.
I think it is a smg. Than again automatic rifle barely existed during the Great War.
So i genuinely think it’s a smg Paul @elder merlin
At least for me, when i call a game autistic i'm basically saying it is a time sink that requires a lot of investment and time to get into...
I already got BG3 in my life, i really cannot split resources into getting into another 100+ hour game just to get the basics
Destiny 2
[Laughs in Wrath of the Righteous]
(Laughs in warframe)
[Laughs in Unreal World]
oh i dislike saur kraut
Then just say it's a time sink idk.
It’s fine you can have a ruben without the saurkraut
Food shape! :3
Hmmm?
Henlo! :3
munches on ruben
thar sink can tie? a tie?!
Greetings
love that game
How could you
i need to get back into it, with my italian goober
Welp I think I accidentally sent him to the shadow realm with that one
warframe 🤢

Autism is Unreal World, game that still holds the record for longest ongoing support.
The mushroom character is cool.
I don't like Warframe, but that's because I can't reset my progress
It was made in 1993.
you're supposed to call me a slur smh
And it's still being updated.
Thiiink he empliies, that' ya choice o' liking, is bad pal.
No I’m a good person
Should we kill him
?
Make a new account ez
What if we play Kenshi and throw the queen of the South into the peeler?
One doesn't need to be autistic to engage with something that takes time.

munches again on ruben sandwich
Laughs in Deep Rock Galactic
Why the hell would I need to make a new account to play it
Uhm….uh….
" I can't reset my progress"
I could, but inflamatory comments and hyperbolism are half of what makes interacting with people online funny. Even if both people know you are exaggerating a lot when speaking
Exactly
:> warframe is really pro pride, is make me feel included
Thought 'em was all robots.
I don't need to make a new account just to play a single game from the start
I just wish warframe had more difficulty to it
Shouldn't actually*
real autism gamers dont play complicated time sinks they just play the same game for over 2000 hours smh
I tell ya kids these days can't banter like before.
dems people
[me with helldivers with over 4,000 hours]
That videogame, was like my religion for a few months
Perhaps
It's nice to find a game that you can spend hours in, without feeling like you're wasting said hours.
Perhaps not
Well i've got 4000 hours in STO and 2000 hours in Kenshi and 3000 hours in Rimworld. How'd I do?
???
Boutt to do that with the steam release in TF2 Classic.
I don’t get it
STO?
And then we divorced like one of those abusive marriages
they use to be people
Star Trek Online.
is gaming the only thing yall do with your life
me looking at my over 6000 hours in Destiny 2
Yeaaahhh
Damn
Huh
(||remember exaclibur||)
[me with 10,000 hours in destiny 2]
Rookie numbers
Just wait until someone pulls the 8k+ in Legue.
Hey all of those are at least 9 years old.
And there's more people taking advantage of that and "joking" about who they really are in hopes that the same behaviors that conceal them shared between everyone else keeps working.
I hate how i can name 3 games off my head with that exact same amount of time spent
Eugh
If there was a way to check 
There is.
I’m so glad I don’t play destiny anymore
I feel like I have a soul again
I dont wanna know mine 
Okei.
Ip grabber
JESSIES MOM HAS GOT IT GOING ON
i dont think ive ever heard my destiny friend particularly satisfied with the state of the game in years

but..... you never had to
Awooga
As a d2 player, ts fucking painful
"How many hours have you got in Destiny?"
"Tens of thousands."
"Was it fun?"
"No."
And all the girls say i'm pretty fly for a white guy
That bad?
Its a game thats for sure
I might be the only destiny player who actually likes the games
Yeah.
You familiar with the Skeletor-reviewing Destiny 2 bits?
🎶 🕺 🎶
It would be weird for someone to really be doing that.
Fuck no it wasn’t fun
I like the raw gameplay, I dislike the decisions being made at this point in time
But that's how shitheads roll
I have like 23hrs on Dest 2 according to steam lmao
I cant even remember what I did on that game
Book club meeting
See also: Anyone's reaction to reading the entire Horus Heresy.
feel like I'm being trolled
he played the latest dlc and told me he felt nothing playing it
by wha
HH is okay waht chu meaaan
It’s like watching some role up a hill with ice skates
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmCaXewv6YY
Skeletor Hates the state of Destiny 2.
I found Renegades pretty neat honestly
At some point they are just gonna face plant on the floor
You must imagine 40k fan happy.
so much booking
Whoever tells people to get into 40k by reading Horus Heresy should get shot in a back alley
fell asleep on the menu i see
Hell no.
all running book and immo grenade lmao
Shoot me
No
i am
Dont mind if I do 
"later", doktor
If anything I’m so sick of the in consistency regarding warhammer lore
About the same pain as xenos players watching their strongest characters get killed by random space marines or the tau never suffering a loss while Custodes players when elite xenos kill one of their guys.
Because at some points it becomes a fucking slog just to get through and starts becoming unfun
It's become WWE cage fights these days.
It’s like watching a room full of happy horny-murder-hobo fanfiction writers write story’s about warhammer 40k
Only for it to be the most dogshit thing imaginable
You know what I cant argue with that 
Ehhh I just engage with the parts of the lore I like
or that
-# (nothing)
Named Space Marine: "Do a little silly little dance before i solo your faction"
Everyone else: 
I am joking
For example I like guards and Catachans, so I buy those books
And than when you do get to a certain lore they actually cooked with. They some how fuck it up in the worst way imaginable and proceed to shit on the said cooked with retcons and false story lines and “the narrative is blurry”
Same with orks
I am pretty sick of the power armor slop.
The what?
And yes I do say slop in the churned out same factory-esq shit definition.
Marine wanking.
space marines
It’s dumb
Bring back the Solar Auxilla's 
Really really really dumb
saw johns pfp, and just got reminded that i need to play kenshi
The Severan Dominate is probably not canon anymore and we barely explore non-chaos traitors, or non-marine heretics.
I read this Catachan book called Deathworlder and goddamn that was a good book
Cook hash in Shark and smuggle it into Sho-Battai.
That’s because they are like “good story’s? Fuck that just give them another ultramarine story”
Did you know? Catachans have poetry
Become BUGFACE.
chuck norris jokes
Fell out of interest when I basically got priced out of the game on top of extra. Not going to act like I wasn't there for poorer times within the game but d2 honestly had something pretty cool going for itself especially within some stretches of the last several years.
People got selective amnesia, sustained reading comprehension gaps that promote willful ignorance and other shit like just corporate interests outweighing something being made by people who genuinely have dropped some really cool stuff. It's also just Cool Guy™ circlejerk of honestly just running with the easiest and most reliable thought-terminating nonsense. Xyz thing is only as cool as the person next to me online says is.
such as?
“Interesting concepts about marines who’s not loyal or traitors to the imperium but have their own world to lead and protect? Fuck that just give them another dark angels OP fuck you story”
Man waking out of 20 year coma happy to hear his eldar minis are still current.
I don't know, we never get to see it, it's the joke at the end of the book 😭
I told that to my friend because my best friend said "he should begin reading Great Crusade and Horus Heresy"
literally dont know what this mean 
really? 
Oh and John Grimmatus
Yeah no I thought that's standard, I was told the same thing
Who the fuck came up with him
I thought it was John Grammaticus
You'll know it when you see it. I'd post my humble bugman drug smuggler but the discord mods say no images.
It is
Only way to fix it is to release Thunder Warrior minis
I just shit on his name whenever I see it
It's like one of the few jokes tossed around to aliviate the absolutely fucked situation the group is in
Say 'ass' you damn zoomer. 
It’s because he’s basically the emperors “bullshit chosen one” dude during the horus heresy
I'll say whatever i damn like 
Same guy who invented Inquisitor Obiwan Sherlock Closseau probably
obiwan sherlock clousseau is goated
Dude is probably the worst written warhammer character next to lucis
Because lucis is down right atrocious to read about
The more i learn about Rogue Trader era 40k lore, the more i'm starting to think it was the superior version of 40k
The guy from the hydra book?
Who is John Grimmatus
why did I think it was Grimaldus whatever a Grimaldus is again
john grimdarkus
Being real, Rogue Trader is often referred to as First Edition, but honestly unless you are referring to the RT tabletop game, Rogue Trader wasn't 40k.
The most unholy bullshit writing ever shown in the heresy
I think in really old lore, all the primarchs were supposed to be dead after HH happened afaik
hey nice pfp mate
tell me more

No. It’s best you don’t go down the road of insanity and shitty writing.
But to sum it up. He’s the emperors butt buddy
they touch cheeks
If only I had nitro
I need another Ork book
all my life I've misheard rogue trader as rock trader 
Oh they do alright
John is SOOOOO important the emperor outright believes every word he says

Freak
Nuh uh
I know, but also. I feel the absurdity of it all and how satirical everything is was way better represented than nowadays, where everything is romanticized or taken seriously
Is that TWR 
I know my take is spicy but it's also correct, Rogue Trader absolutely was satire, 40k 2nd edition massively toned it down, by 3rd it was basically gone.
Is it?
1st and 2nd editions are epic
Second edition Necron reanimation protocols was just "We'll be back." since it was just a straight reference to Terminator.
True but they were really underdeveloped at that point
I’m gonna grab more food
I dont care what anyone thinks, 2nd edition necrons were badass mfs even if they had like only 4 different models
Hence my saying that 2nd edition toned down the satire massively, it was still present, it was still trying to find it's feet.
Anyone trying to say "40k is a satire of this it's a satire of that." is trying to find meaning where none exist.
It's a stupid extreme setting it has no similarities to the real world beyond humans are in it.
Isn't 40k satire?
No. Just got finished saying it hasn't been satire since third edition came out.
40k is actually satire of (thing i dont like) and if you disagree you are literally stupid dumb idiot
Well what is satire?
That everyone of any political aisle thinks it a satire of their specific political rivals should clue people in that it's just fluff to sell models.
Irony humor and or exaggeration or expose stupidity or vices especially in contemporary politics. Judge Dredd was satire.
the whole setting is honestly so over the top evil grimderp that i dont know how people take it all that seriously
Hence anyone trying to link that bullshit up to modern contemporary shit today is just coping.
So a deconstruction and critique of something
Darktide is basically imperium propaganda, and Space Marine 2 is all about romanticizing the Ultramarines.
Which, fair game. But i do miss a bit of the silly things, like the goofy art of the old titles and maybe something like how Starcraft 2 handles the terran units.
The marine voice lines especially, those guys are 100% how i imagine Space Marines would act
Its pretty funny being like a fan of a certain chapter and then you hear stuff like "oh s o youre a chud"

like some of it makes for cool stories dont get me wrong but as a whole its so exaggeratedly grimdark that its a bit much
Which 40k doesn't do anymore, and hasn't done since the 90s.
oh, rip also im passing out. see ya next time wanderers :3
u alright? 
tired
Stop trying to do that.
I guess people were right when they said dont interaact with the 40k community lmao
Ehhh I think sometimes it's more about the meaning one finds in it rather than what it is
Weirdly the funger community's more positive.
Most communities are fine, people like to exaggerate
40k's a weird exception to the rule in which the grimer the setting the sillier the fanbase.
But that may have to do with most of those settings being niche.
There are always minority horror stories in every fandom, while most folk just like the thing the community is based around
The only founding chapters you don't get slandered for enjoying are the Blood Angels and the White Scars, everyone else is fair game
White scars my goats
What about the Iron Hands?
Khan't hear yall haters🔥🔥
They'll say "Who?" or make some joke about getting head
I remember white scars only because of the paint
Hey where is your daddy white scars? Has he come back from buying milk in the webway?
w fear and hunger mentioned
Yeah, but that's like half of the chapters
What do you think Fulgrim uses Ferrus' head for?
Sex
prolly getting freaky with it
Funger game: 
Funger community: 
MLP setting: 
MLP fanbase: 
welcome to sloplive
Major league ping pong?
You're not listening, to the sloppiest of slop, brought to you by the one and only, Pyro-main.
dolan dark mogs pyrocynical
also mlp fanbase : 
Is it good
There was a point in time where pyrocinical was my #1 favorite yt guy
No. (yes)
Dunno what exactly changed that but
pyrocynical on his way to send a horde of tourists to YOUR favorite series
I think now its zanny
Dark Angels and Black Templars: Chuds
Ravenguard and Salamanders: Corny
Ultramarines and Space Wolves: Basic Bitch
Imperial Fists and Iron Hands: Don't exist
💔
I'm into a lot of niche games which I KNOW he won't explore.
Remember Idubbz? He used to be my favorite youtuber 😔
me when my youtubers are still the same since i was a kid 
NOO i want to keep my happy memories intact
I used to like Filthy Frank until i met other filthy frank fans irl.
The kenshi experience is getting your ass kicked and then getting stronger.
He is friends with an Arbitrator main, so that's kinda cool 
What was the old difficulty called between Uprising and Malice
Ravenguard and white scars are my goats
my guy met a demonhost irl
i fear a pyrocynical ss13 video
hopefully it never comes to pass
Callmecarson :[
Jaghatais Celebration after coming back to Chogoris 
all of it
Ss13?
Filthy frank never really left, reminder, Joji is one of the lot who made Dracula Flow.
But i getcha, seeing 'em IRL, is scary.
There's something to be said about just summarizing a topic or a piece of information
Space Station 13
THE SACRED TEXTS
Fairly sure mans made a comeback fairly well, did enjoy his videos on those Ban-Ban games.
Like come on dude you can't make a 3 hour video on a topic
i like termnia a lot
also is thag mlp
never forget the ssethtide
REDACT IMMEDIATELY
mandatory wenis inspection day
WE DON'T NEED ANOTHER TIDE HNNNNG
I tried to watch his new videos recently but his new crew just bores me if that makes sense
Tried Space station 14, got to play Janitor 
Died due to a scientist planting an 'experimental Alien Creature' in my head, which turned out to be a black hole that'd trigger when I said Sandwich
George was the only one out of the trio who hit the jackpot big
Prime smplive :[
Max did have a good ending too
THE SACRED SPACEMANS TEXT
I dont get it, sorry 😔
if we ever get another tide id hope most of it is directed 14s way
Ive never heard of space station 13
itll filter out the chaff for where the real gamers play on 13
We don't speak of the game outside of the circles smh.
Think " Tomato "'s videos on it, shows it off fairly well.
I will personally deliver coom to your mailbox.
Why is the community gate keeping a good game.
same
Because the servers can't handle it.
many ss13 videos do not do a good job of representing a usual round and are greatly exaggerated
bedbananas is MY favourite doctor
Then direct them to Space Station 14 
If we get another tide I hope its not 40k ngl. Rheres so many franchises that can be done justice with a tide game
Increased chance of hearing of the actually good one 
barotrauma is one of my favorite games though
average clown build->
Imagine mass effect tide at the peak of the reaper war:
im sorry im using ss13 terms, tide in this context is a large wave of people coming into the game
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1255460/Space_Station_14/
@twin flower TL;DR Roleplaying game, with LOTS Of potentially shilly shenanigans.
Cant recommend it.
Would recommend watching a youtube tutorial or two though.
clown -> the thing (movie)
Spectacular
Type shot
Don't play it.
ss13 is one of the most unique games ever made and im so sad we're in a slop era
Actually now I would quite enjoy a massive effect tide
(i havent played barotrauma) (no friends)
Still have yet to get into Barotrauma, think I'd just end up being the Ogryn of the crew.
they have bots now
gifted barotrauma to friends
it's like playing darktide with bots, what's the point
I'd join ya, if you dont mind me accidentally being a horrendous mechanic 
i need to see the reaction of real people when i overload the reactor
Anyway stop mentioning the sacred spacemans game to the normies here.
i mean i know next to nothing about that game either 
not even close 😔
Unless it's to mention shit like a xenos telepathically giving marines the curse of Ra out of context.
But I didn't bring it up.
Hit me up sooner rather than later then. Almost done with this doodle 'ere, so got some free time.
these bots are actually smart (99% of the time)
The sacred texts though 
Wait, who mentioned SS13 as the getgo then, whut.
And I'll DM you a current WIP of the trash-tier character I'm working on.
return the slabbbb
@surreal ermine Him. kill him. 
Or suuffer my Cuuuurse...
insanity roleplay
YEA! That's why I'm familiar with the game in the first place.
FatShark should give Ogryn a ROCK AND STONE voiceline when he shows off his rock
His [CENSORED FOR PETES SAKE] Videos where he's on this station that's in space, that he's been making over the last year is pretty darn good.
Tomato's that is.
Man it's been a while since I played.
Probably should look into it more since i'm halo covenant faction lead there too.
But that server exists in a state of unlife.
ttt enjoyer
@earnest oyster
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BJSsf2-nT8 Man still has that mildly-insane state of Rp'ing. it's great.
Poor mailman turns into a furry that only speaks in garbles 😔
Have a good snoozin' boss.
See on one of the b12 adjacent servers I just played the ship's lizard grandpa.
I also had a big stick i'd hit people with if they made me mad.
This somehow made people like me.
Just need an Ogryn' ta watch'y back, sah
im oggy rn
Bonus, special trigger only if pickaxe is also in loadout.
Need more Ogryn 
@rigid peak 🗿
a
they limit the squad to 4 players because they know they cant allow 4 ogryns to play together
Ooligans and nerr do wells
too OP
For every Ogryn, you has a 33% increased win-chance.
ogryn together STRONG
So 3 Ogryns, and a Sah, specifically Karien 
I’z here fer ya teef
You missed weeklies with oggies. I didn't enjoy it but someone did.
She brings bonus rations.
Didn't know there was anything special happening.Sorry boss'.
@rigid peak Giz em ere ya zoggin zogger
Look at him his name's not red.
cant read what i write
That means he can't go faster.
cant allow 5 ogryn play together*




