general-chat

[quick holly]

steam support doesnt offer anything

it just redirects me to fatsharks support website

[nocturne bloom]

wait did this start with the recent update?

[quick holly]

maybe?

no clue

[somber stream]

Likely

[nocturne bloom]

...

[somber stream]

There was a small patch 2-3 days ago

[nocturne bloom]

when did it happen to you lol

[quick holly]

like 2-3 days ago so yeah around patch time

[teal token]

I think the patch is up because we have stimms event so what's happening to you Darktide?

[nocturne bloom]

then just wait for the next update tbh

[somber stream]

Fits the window when your game went kaputt

[twin flower]

rough timing

[quick holly]

i changed the framerate cap from unlimited to 120 and my game instantly killed itself

[somber stream]

Okay, no darktide for you till next patch then

[quick holly]

with my agnostic skills, i begged every single god i could think of for help

[somber stream]

Do send this to support, maybe several others are facing the same problem

[quick holly]

unfortunately, the emperor is deaf to my cries.

[somber stream]

Include the crash log

[quick holly]

and so are the chaos gods.

and the c'tann

all of em

[somber stream]

Managed Democracy is always short on hands

[swift prawn]

wtf did fs do to make my game be stuck in 58fps

[quick holly]

be thankful they didnt shoot you 14 times in the back of the head like they did to me brochacholacko

[teal token]

I see, have you tried resetting it on the window before playing it? I got that problem before like it reset my graphics and frames then I cannot open the game at all, so I try resetting it multiple times until it is stable, also do try shutdown or restart your PC if Darktide still not open

[marsh iris]

I think FS just returned to earth looking from the tweet, i guess now they are having their "Settling down" holiday

[swift prawn]

When i saw they updated the launcher and made an event i knew they were back from holiday

[whole bough]

oh so its not just me

ive lost like 20fps this update

which sucks since i play games at 60fps

[sleek solar]

is anybody else havin a problem with darktide and smart app control? this just started happening today

[urban valley]

Pretty sure you can edit a text file somewhere to revert that

[quick holly]

tried that already

[teal token]

GG I also don't know how to edit files...

So I set it on window and open games then resets everything

Pain...

[short topaz]

This event sucks ass...the guy who greenlit this has to be an absolute psycho.

[urban valley]

tried uninstalling / redownloading ?

[quick holly]

multiple times

both by deleting every sinlge file in the darktide directory and then verifying files and just going uninstall and reinstall on steam

[urban valley]

Up-to-date graphics card driver ?

[teal token]

Did you get any messages like the server is slow to respond? Sometimes the server just crashes and you cannot open games

[quick holly]

updated yesterday

[quick holly]

no crashlog data

[marsh iris]

have you tried deleting the %appdata%\Fartshark\Darktide folder? iircs thats where all the configs are

[urban valley]

tried downgrading it ?

[quick holly]

already done that (also manually went into the configs folder and changed the framerate cap back to 0)

[quick holly]

yup

[urban valley]

:/

[marsh iris]

your pc hates darktide smh

[urban valley]

settings/reset on the launcher, I assume

[twin flower]

spaghetti code

[quick holly]

first thing i tried

[urban valley]

of course

[twin flower]

i'd just go to other games atp

[urban valley]

weird that you have no logs

[quick holly]

yeah its because the game technically doesn't 'crash'

the launcher just idles and does nothing

[urban valley]

tried bypassing the launcher ?

[quick holly]

and if i open darktide directly through the folder it does nothing

[urban valley]

aight

[quick holly]

blackscreens for one second and crashes to desktop with no crashlog data

[twin flower]

might be far fetched but have you tried changing compatibility modes

[quick holly]

compatabillity modes like

like wdym by that

[twin flower]

if you got a shortcut for it on your desktop, just right click it and go properties

[quick holly]

oh as in disable fullscreen optimization* mode

yeah i did that already

[urban valley]

no, actual microsoft windows compatibility mode

[twin flower]

like switch back to windows 8 or something

or any other ones thats on there

[quick holly]

ill try that rq

[twin flower]

just to try

[quick holly]

windows 8 didnt work
windows 7 didnt work

[marsh iris]

idk if windows event viewer would log the game crash

[urban valley]

I assume you checked in AppData\Roaming\Fatshark\Darktide\console_logs and AppData\Roaming\Fatshark\Darktide ?

[twin flower]

feelsbadman

[marsh iris]

accidental antivirus blocking app?

[twin flower]

me still on win 10

[quick holly]

nope

[quick holly]

nothing much in there

[twin flower]

nothing recent?

[urban valley]

check the second path

[quick holly]

second path?

[urban valley]

I edited to add AppData\Roaming\Fatshark\Darktide

[quick holly]

yeah im in there

im in console_logs on notepad

dk what to look for though

[teal token]

I have an idea but don't be mad?

[urban valley]

something dating to your last launch attempt

[quick holly]

sure

[teal token]

Have you prayed to the Omnisiah?

[cosmic burrow]

@quick holly take a big hammer and threaten your computer

Works for me

[quick holly]

nothing

[urban valley]

welp

I got nothing, besides overzealous antivirus

[quick holly]

i dont have any antivirus besides the windows defender which i already tried disabling

[somber stream]

If i get to have 1 super power, I think it would be the ability to Telepathically bitch slap someone through the screen

Wouldn't trust myself with too much power

[astral laurel]

Going to bed shortly but new DRG season dropped

Time to Indiana Jones it

[marsh iris]

bro still seething about sales

[trim whale]

Dang

[somber stream]

Ah, no. Personal use

[whole glade]

my name cleep

if i had one power i wound want the power of the deathnote but no neg effects

[acoustic pebble]

I have my scummers in a new business model

[whole glade]

[acoustic pebble]

They are making BLACK MARKET Shirts and Socks for youtubers to advertiiiiiise

[marsh iris]

ahh, slap away

[jaunty path]

You wouldnt do that to me right

[somber stream]

Do you owe me money, yet refuse to pay despite several emails and more than 5 phone calls?

[jaunty path]

Y-you sure it's gonna be just a bitch slap?

[marsh iris]

people when they havent talked to you for years then suddenly appeared in your messages asking for money

[somber stream]

The slap won't be limited to the face, of course

[jaunty path]

It's sounding more like a punch

[jaunty path]

Oh you could punch said person in the nuts

[somber stream]

Imagine getting butt slapped randomly at 3AM for days on end

[somber stream]

I try not to resort to violence

[jaunty path]

You already are

Crazyass

[somber stream]

Telepathy ass slap however

[marsh iris]

[bronze wren]

I think we should defund the admonition

They might be up to no good

[jaunty path]

playing havoc 32 at 2am

Is this

a good idea

[nocturne bloom]

rookie numbas

we stay up till 11am

[jaunty path]

bruv

I have an appointment tomorrow

[nocturne bloom]

another day

[jaunty path]

its gonna be sooo long

till we

oh fuck

psyker

When I finally

get my havoc level at 30

thats when we start cooking

It's gonna be a while

How many havoc games have I played today

[bronze wren]

I think i only ever played about 2 rounds of havoc and those i didnt even finish

[jaunty path]

Can we get atleast a fucking zealot come onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

[marsh iris]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KcdJck74d8

another game trailer from syama pedersen

[bronze wren]

The what

[marsh iris]

the guy who created Astartes short films

[bronze wren]

Ohh neat

[whole bough]

server issueess

[twin flower]

didnt even know it was him that made it til much later

game is from the same devs that made battle brothers tho

[marsh iris]

battle brothers got me hooked

[twin flower]

hell yeah 🤝

[jaunty path]

I think

I just had the most intense match ever vro

my fucking god man.

didnt win but

I was sniping shit left and right

[twin flower]

clip or didnt happen

[jaunty path]

nope

also

lag suckkssss

[somber stream]

Feels like you're alive for the first time since forever isn't it?

[jaunty path]

legit

christ

[somber stream]

The adrenaline is real, i do miss my sessions

[marsh iris]

only get adrenaline in PVP games and I hate it

[somber stream]

Garut only get the high from the death of his fellow man

[marsh iris]

you know me well my guy

rejects on all fours

[jaunty path]

I think I'm gonna start playing more stim scum

I love having freedom of movement

[inland mantle]

🦐 issue

[modern bobcat]

now let's see paul allen's win:loss ratio

[elder merlin]

[timber elk]

FREEDOM MOVEMENT THIS STINKY🗣️🗣️🗣️❗️❗️❗️ hands her a plate of pancakes, bacon, eggs and a tall glass of orange juice :3

[amber delta]

movement tech

aim community

[timber elk]

Movement tech

Community is dogshit at reviving

.exe file not found.

[amber delta]

I have seen the light of revive speed builds

[timber elk]

They are amazing

[amber delta]

it is peak

[timber elk]

However

One slight problem

[amber delta]

yes

the problem is that you are reviving stale meat that will go down again in a minute

[timber elk]

grabs a mic and pulls it close to his mouth NOBODY WANTS TO REVIVE AND PLAY SUPPORT 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️❗️❗️❗️❗️

[timber elk]

Well that too

[marsh iris]

i like it slow

[amber delta]

i like it fast

[somber stream]

Have you tried

🫲 Not dying?🫱

[marsh iris]

[amber delta]

sometimes

[timber elk]

No. Because I don’t die. I win :3

[amber delta]

anyway chat hear me out I had a dream that pickpocket got nerfed and I think I'm onto something so the nerf is that pickpocket only works on backstab kills it would make sense right

[timber elk]

Ummmm

No

[amber delta]

heck you mean no

[arctic shoal]

[flint mesa]

Your dream just got deleted

Scrapped

[marsh iris]

are backstabs ever reliable

[timber elk]

No.

[amber delta]

is pickpocketing reliable

[marsh iris]

they turn so fast on a dime

[timber elk]

No.

[amber delta]

see it would be realistic

[timber elk]

over head crusher strike

[flint mesa]

I avoid speccing into backstabs WHENEVER I can. Cause everything is front towards enemy and enemy towards front. I aint landing backstabs any time soon

[amber delta]

true grit

[marsh iris]

full frontal

[timber elk]

two over head crushers strikes 3 seconds apart from each other

Trust me I seen it happen

[flint mesa]

Yep.

[timber elk]

It’s complete bullshit

[flint mesa]

And the maul doesnt even touch you but you still become pancake

[thick tulip]

What if u can press a diff key to pickpocket and they stim up/get enraged in the turn?

[bronze wren]

My body is a machine that turns good ideas into bad ideas

[timber elk]

As he swings his shit covered axe like he has a cast around his arm

[amber delta]

that is literally how I died yesterday I was so pissed

[marsh iris]

they do be skating

maulers wear heelies

[somber stream]

Slaay

[flint mesa]

I double or even triple dodge. I still become flat yummy crispy pancake to the mauler and the crusher

So I just try and stagger them instead

[somber stream]

Also i retract my statements about the Cutlass, it's pretty fun once you got it to max level

[marsh iris]

its alright

discount relic sword

[somber stream]

Real

[somber stream]

Wanna do event today?

[thick coyote]

Weak Aura

[marsh iris]

i guess we could, unless my buddies pull me in to ghost recon

[amber delta]

as in power sabre?

[thick coyote]

You should've doubled down

[somber stream]

Aye

But that's no Sabre

[marsh iris]

what time play

[flint mesa]

Power Falchion is GLORIOUS

[somber stream]

Too thicc

[somber stream]

About 3-4 hours from now

[marsh iris]

oke

[amber delta]

I want to like it because it can sort of do everything and unlike power sword I do not have to juggle powering up ever second but it feels a bit underwhelming

[flint mesa]

It can be VERY underwhelming if unpowered

[marsh iris]

pressing power button every few seconds, miss me with that shit

[somber stream]

It's certainly no DS4, but it's fun

[flint mesa]

But you got a few dodges with it equipped. It has nice blessings

[somber stream]

Just take the perks that allow you to extend the heating with weak spot hits

[timber elk]

I just want a on and off button

We have those now

But they don’t wanna put it on the older power sword

[somber stream]

That mf is too slow i can't

[flint mesa]

I was so disappointed in the power sword
And I don't like running the Duelling stick

[inland mantle]

Chainsword max ex

[flint mesa]

Shovel is still p solid

Happy gasmask noises etc etc

[obtuse oak]

Falchion could use a small bump to its dmg but it's a decently well-rounded weapon

[shy sandal]

I slept like an angel

[amber delta]

biblically accurate angel

[shy sandal]

I remember how people would undersell the Falchion on release. You'd think it was the worst thing since the Catachan Blade

And then they would turn around and do the soy face seeing the relic blade

[obtuse oak]

Well, relic blade does way more damage

I can understand the disappointment when comparing them

[flint mesa]

When I roll up with that thing. I FORGET I HAVE A RANGED WEAPON

[obtuse oak]

But falchion is a slightly different type of weapon

[somber stream]

Also Relic's Animation fucks

[flint mesa]

That doesnt happen when I roll Falchion

[obtuse oak]

Yeah it's not really meant to be that. Veteran as a whole isn't a class that plays like that.

Falchion is meant to be a psword that trades the absurd damage spike from powering it on for normal mobility stats and a stable, lengthy power state

[shy sandal]

I feel the falchion does a great job at killing trash mobs, which is something the Veteran can struggle with, so it's a decent resource weapon

[obtuse oak]

It could use a little more damage but it's close to being great at its role

[shy sandal]

I'm biased asf, because i used the relic blade so much. I'd rather use the eviscerator or the thunder hammer nowadays

[flint mesa]

I've had moments with the power falchion where I got crushers and maulers up in my business and it's carried me out the other end

If I was carrying Catachan or DS i'd be so toasted

[shy sandal]

I say that, but then the plasma gun and the boltgun exist to make anything explode in front of you

[misty smelt]

its darktiding time

[somber stream]

Me but with the Dueling sword, sometime you just need some fresh wind, i get it

[shy sandal]

Are we some kind of strike team, fighting against these... Dark tides of monsters?

Heh, that's a war hammers won't save you, not even 40 thousand of them

[misty smelt]

WE'RE THE UBERSR......wait sorry wrong millennia

[shy sandal]

The dueling sword raided my house amd shot my dog

[amber delta]

still waiting for the promised ds nerf

[obtuse oak]

DS? that's one of the best anti-armor weapons in the game

plus it has a parry and giant dodges to keep you safe

[somber stream]

truly, a weapon to surpass Metal Gear

[quartz holly]

where's my bayonet on my infantry las gun?

[low blade]

You traded it to the quartermaster for that optic

[jaunty path]

gun ur lookin for is helbore

[amber delta]

helbored 🥱

[jaunty path]

KILL THE PERSON ABOVE ME

[quartz holly]

i love the halbore but im tryin to game with the las gun

[amber delta]

ideas are bulletproof

[jaunty path]

This is why you use cognitive agents to purge improper thoughts

If you hate/dislike helbore you are a COMMUNIST

[amber delta]

I started to like helbore once I installed the autocharge mod

[surreal ermine]

i havent opened the game yet, is this event like actually fun or is it as nothing as it sounds

[jaunty path]

You are lazy as hell

[amber delta]

lazy as helbore

[lapis night]

I just realised I can do something to piss people off

Coz people hate the smurfs

Blue enforcer armour + Red enforcer helmet

I can become an ultra marine

Call myself SpaceMarineFromWish

[misty smelt]

if you like tox gas youll love it!

[modern bobcat]

Can't find single game for the Event on Auric rn

[somber stream]

Have you tried not being Australian?

[shy sandal]

Ultramarine - > SuperSeaBlue

[modest condor]

Temu Marines

[somber stream]

"Hello my fellow Asians"

[cold stone]

...........so let me get this straight. there's an event, provided by the hive-scum supposedly, that gives loads of stimms all over the floor. except the hive scum have the Cartel Special. so you have an event where the entire bonus is wasted unless you're using one very particular build and the only point to using it is to give stimms to your friends and the one you concoct usually has better efficacy.

"buh, there are other classes in the game, buh" shhhhhh shshshshsh stfu. the last six games in a row had 2 or 3. Each. just wtf is fatshark thinking by making the cartel special keep us from using the other ones? pants on head behavior.

[tacit geode]

Cartrl special is also buffed

[split mauve]

it's a shitty event nonetheless

[wooden creek]

The cartel special will also stack up the event buff

[grim wing]

Which class do you think has the most comfotable boots?

[cosmic burrow]

Ogryn or zealot

[grim wing]

and which class has the least

[jaunty tundra]

Fatshark confirmed Hive Scum will not get any new cosmetics. Why?

[cosmic burrow]

Ogryn

He does not have boots

[grim wing]

ok, let me rephrase, which class has the most comfortable footwear, and which one has the least comfrotable?

[modern bobcat]

I love that the event is about Stimms

but they just added pox gas for fun

[tacit geode]

And LTs

[modern bobcat]

I just got a Pogryn spawn on a Chasm Logistratum assassination during the final boss / LT fight

Never had a boss spawn on the boss section lol

[grim wing]

My guess? the arbites has the most comfortable footwear, least comfortable? probably ogryn

he is literally barefoot with certain skins

[misty smelt]

just had 2 people attack 2 different daemonhosts lol

smartest psyker players

[sleek harness]

Okay and

I eat daemons for breakfast

[misty smelt]

yeah well the daemons both got a belly full of psyker and then we got wiped

[modern bobcat]

Abaddon threw that Blackstone Fortress at Cadia the same way Ogryn throws rocks at Daemonhost

[arctic tapir]

am I supposed to have a Havoc rank of 16 on a character that I haven't played in a long time and has never touched Havoc diff?

[modern bobcat]

Something around that is the base rank I think

when I first started I was 13 or 16

[arctic tapir]

riiiight, ok, I was just a bit confused, because I think I remember seeing the character I actually unlocked havoc on being at rank 1

[cosmic burrow]

If you played auric maelstrom recently you will have rank 16

[arctic tapir]

I don't think I have

[amber delta]

rank 6 or 7

[arctic tapir]

My Ogryn (who this is on) only has access to Damnation

[fiery wave]

Havoc is shared with all chars that are lvl 30.

The rank is account based.

[normal swift]

Infiltration is the goat.

The other two can't compare.

[amber delta]

🧢

[modern bobcat]

This event has made the average pub player worse than ever

[lime beacon]

The havoc goonmod cancer is spreading to normals

[modern bobcat]

People sitting at Medicae on Auric event game because they didn't bother to learn that the stimms give gas immunity

[fiery wave]

RESISTANCE.

It's not immunity even at 100%.

Tested it enough already.

[modern bobcat]

They're not even using or picking up stimms

[wanton vale]

Earlier I overheard a discussion about how violent video games are apparently ruining people’s brains

😭

[fiery wave]

Even on arby with rebreather, it will still chip if you aren't next to dog or burning stam.

Psykers with 100% can't gen peril fast enough to regen toughness without kill or crits, lul.

Zealot/Scum is just nyoom through at lightspeed.

Vets is, pray you never get hit in melee because Catch a Breath will help.

[wanton vale]

Darktide is a brutally violent game: blood, dismemberment, cruelty, pure sadism.
Then I get home and immediately start petting my little kitten with a stupid squeaky voice

[fiery wave]

It's a kitty. All pets invoke silly baby noises and cuddlies.

[cosmic burrow]

Picture me. Playing mostly snowrunner and farming simulator nowadays

[cosmic burrow]

I would want a cat

But family disagrees

[low wharf]

Psyker's toughness gain isnt high enough for gas, but it wont damage your health because youll always regen a tiny amount of toughness

[normal swift]

My nose does.

disagrees*

[modern bobcat]

Jesus fucking christ I cannot get a single playable event game on higher difficulties

[crisp yoke]

How’s everyone

[low wharf]

Surprisingly awake

[normal swift]

Surviving.

[cosmic burrow]

Then play on lower one

[wanton vale]

😂

[low wharf]

Averaging 3 hours of sleep a day

Big ff14 raid weeks

[fiery wave]

True. Unless there's enemies to burn.

[fiery wave]

Just rush through on malice.

Get the 10 wins then mess around.

[normal swift]

Doing it on Heresy was fun. Until we had three monstrosities back to back in the span of 5 minutes.

Then it was not fun.

[fiery wave]

Or uprising to solo all bosses alone.

[nimble salmon]

Guys is it selfish and greedy to want a world without selfishness and greed?

[cosmic burrow]

Then lacked a zealot

[fiery wave]

Inf bosses.

[cosmic burrow]

Wih eviscerator or thammer

[fiery wave]

Or just 4 arbies. Arby kinda sucks on it lul.

[cosmic burrow]

Also is this event faction locked?

[fiery wave]

Dregs only.

[cosmic burrow]

4 arbies with dogs have enough boss damage

[cosmic burrow]

Aye

[fiery wave]

I see many lone wulfs lul.

[cosmic burrow]

What grenade regen does to ones mind

[low wharf]

Arby literally cannot take dmg and dogs stunlock monsters

[fiery wave]

And the fastest TTK at that point is the plasma vet. Because I decided it was gud idea to use plasma (It was not.).

[cosmic burrow]

Some people prefer to run few buffs and grenade regen

Instead of dog

[normal swift]

We did lack a Zealot. 2x Vets, 1x Provost (the thing with a dog), and a Psyker.
Only managed to clutch that because I was playing around with Infiltrate instead of ExeStance or VoiceCommand.

Everyone died, I had to run through the whole room to the next to rez everyone.

[modern bobcat]

I'm going to have to

[low wharf]

Good old dogless shockmine + charge for perma stagger

[modern bobcat]

have had 4 games where every player is running around like a headless chicken, ignoring objectives and not using stimms

while just dying in gas??

Feel like I'm being trolled

[fiery wave]

I had inf cdr.

Shout spree is funni.

[frank bear]

Man, i really wished smite psykers stopped using smite for everything

You really dont need to use that on a non-mixed horde mate

[low wharf]

Unlucky for some

[modern bobcat]

Oh my god

watching a Vet shoot a poxburster point blank in his own face

[low wharf]

Chad

[frank bear]

I Bayoneted a burster once by accident, needless to say i died immediately

[somber stream]

The kind that will break the ramen package, eat the thing raw with the spice package and THEN pour in the boiling water into their mouth

[cosmic burrow]

Dog better

[rare pulsar]

Eeh

Arby nades plus lonewolf and btl are prolly strongest.

Dog is good utility tho

[little marten]

I CHOOSE WAR

[rare pulsar]

I choose pikachu.

[somber stream]

Is there no room for love

[little marten]

😢

[rare pulsar]

Sike. come here and kiss me on my hot mouth.

[fiery wave]

Love can bloom though.

[normal swift]

Like pox gas.

[nimble salmon]

Nahhh

[rare pulsar]

Yuuuuh

[nimble salmon]

Shock mines

[rare pulsar]

Nahhhh

[nimble salmon]

Instead of arbites nade

[little marten]

Do you think we invented bowls or plates first

[rare pulsar]

Arby nades are so underrated its painfull

[nimble salmon]

And then use arbi shock maul

[rare pulsar]

Bowls

Bowls are easyer to make

[little marten]

Ah true!

[nimble salmon]

Idk about that

[somber stream]

People feast on the skull of their enemies in ancient times

[rare pulsar]

Its quite rate to find old plates in pottery.

[somber stream]

Human skull is the very first natural friendly bowl

[nimble salmon]

Not everyone did that

[somber stream]

The question wasn't 'how many'

[nimble salmon]

Scraping out a piece of wood or using one already in that shape is way easier

[amber delta]

need someone to gift me 1000 supercredits

[nimble salmon]

That’s always the question

[rare pulsar]

Work for it helldiver

[little marten]

I guess rocks and wood could be used as rudimentary boards but yeah bowls make more sense

[amber delta]

my tummy hurts

[rare pulsar]

Usually clay or wood

[nimble salmon]

Who tf even plays helldivers anymore

[rare pulsar]

Stone is hard to use

With no steel tools

[amber delta]

play helldivers when darktide gets boring, play DRG when helldivers gets boring, play darktide when DRG gets boring

[nimble salmon]

Stone was for tools, using a stone tool to scrape a piece of wood into a bowl might’ve been the play

If cavemen even used bowls

[rare pulsar]

Yes stone or flint tools first then bronze then iron.

[nimble salmon]

Wasn’t their diet berries and raw meat? (Talking real early)

[rare pulsar]

No people allways cooked their food

[somber stream]

If the RPG nuke doesn't destroy detection towers

[rare pulsar]

Like for a loooong time

[somber stream]

I'm killing Super Earth's president

[amber delta]

it doesn't

[somber stream]

God fucking damn it

[amber delta]

confirmed 40 demo force

[somber stream]

Cringe

[surreal ermine]

based

[rare pulsar]

They of course also ate berries and gathered and ahit but people started agriculture quite early.

[nimble salmon]

That’s just a straight up lie

[rare pulsar]

No

Ull srtaight up die if u eat raw wild animals

They are full of parasites

[little marten]

PRIONS

[nimble salmon]

Early cavemen did so, cooking had to be invented first

[somber stream]

Early human didn't know about cooking yet

So they had raw meat

[rare pulsar]

Fire was a very very early i vention

[nimble salmon]

Bro thinks we evolved with knowledge of how to make fire already in our brains

[rare pulsar]

Of course it had to be discovered first

Bro is literally working in a museum excavating shit

[somber stream]

Yes, so before that we resorted to fruits and raw meat

[amber delta]

whoever discovered fire made a huge mistake of not patenting it so now anyone can just make it

[nimble salmon]

😭✌️

[rare pulsar]

Humans are cooking food for atleast 2 million years.

[thick coyote]

All I do is run around with an AMR on the bot front

[somber stream]

https://www.york.ac.uk/news-and-events/news/2016/research/early-human-fire-use/

[amber delta]

and I am getting cooked in th comment section for 20 years

[surreal ermine]

i dont play helldivers much anymore really
games too fucking easy aside from a small handful of missions that arent available at all times

[thick coyote]

And my pinpoint shots get fucked due to the tiniest aim sway while prone

[amber delta]

community ruined the game by whining about everything

[rare pulsar]

Ts is ten years old

There is much older proof for use of fire for cooking.

[somber stream]

The current oldest, concrete proof dated back to about 780,000 years ago

So until new one emerge

Go eat mett

[rare pulsar]

That is hard evidence there are anthropological theorys dating back much longer.

Its also a fact that eating cooked food is what made pur brains develop in the first place.

[somber stream]

Not saying that it isn't true, the original arguement was about wherever if humanity ate raw meat before the utilizing fire to cook

Which is pretty damn apparent to me, even chimps and apes are opportunistic carnivore

[nimble salmon]

Ah yes our brains didn’t develop before we started eating cooked food

[amber delta]

I am petting my cat

[jaunty path]

What were ppl doing before they had fortnite

[amber delta]

fornicate

[jaunty path]

I can't imagine a single day without a good morning from my meowskulls ai

[nimble salmon]

Who tf plays Fortnite in this day and age

[jaunty path]

Dumbass

[nimble salmon]

Yes dumbasses do that, thank you 👍

[jaunty path]

Dumbass

[amber delta]

[nimble salmon]

I heard you the first time

[jaunty path]

Dumbass.

[nimble salmon]

🦧

Three is the magic number ass logic

[somber stream]

I'm just glad we don't have 3 boobs

[shy sandal]

@nimble salmon did you get the ranger armor?

[surreal ermine]

playin with their ding dong

[nimble salmon]

Yes, now I just need the perk to fix it with armor of the same type

Thank you for remembering me

I need repair 90 to unlock it, right?

[shy sandal]

If you've found Raul, he is also a good companion to have.

He makes it so items degrade 75% slower

[cosmic burrow]

And repairs them at his shack

[shy sandal]

Also he is voiced by Danny Trejo which is a massive bonus

[cosmic burrow]

I usually go companion less in fnv

[nimble salmon]

Yeah ranger armor is expensive to repair

Can companions wear PA?

[shy sandal]

I usually only grab them when I'm making some type of build that benefits from completing their sidequests

[wooden creek]

If they have the PA training perk yes, I think

[shy sandal]

Yes

[wooden creek]

Which I think Veronica has?

[shy sandal]

They all do

Even Raul

[nimble salmon]

I got Boone and Rex

[cosmic burrow]

They all can wear PA

[wooden creek]

Oh

[cosmic burrow]

So can any and all adult humans and ghouls

[amber delta]

Veronica has training in getting the dihh

[cosmic burrow]

Shes lesbian mate

[shy sandal]

Lesbian btw 😭

[thick coyote]

Watching TV

[nimble salmon]

Chud profile pic explains alot

[amber delta]

not in my playthrough he he

no wait my courier is a chick nvm

[shy sandal]

Cass has training in being a bum, that's for sure

[thick coyote]

Ok now recruit Rose

[nimble salmon]

I like Boone, he’s cool

[shy sandal]

I like Arcade Gannon and Raul the most. Veronica is also a sweetheart

[nimble salmon]

He also just nails targets heads like they’re nothing

[nimble salmon]

I only know raul out of these

No idea how to find em tho

[shy sandal]

Gannon is a doctor in the followers of the apocalypse fort

[slim peak]

why does it feel like the event is only appearing on the same 3 maps over and over again?

[nimble salmon]

What event

Can I earn Aquilas from it?

[shy sandal]

||Look at the Black Mountain near Novac||

[nimble salmon]

Oh where the Ranger safehouse is

[modern bobcat]

This entire event is just babysitting players who don't understand picking up stimms

Gonna crash out

[amber delta]

ignore teammates, carry the game solo

[modern bobcat]

Just spent a game running between each teammate getting them up over and over

until I eventually died due to a mistake

Left a sniper alive that I should have killed

[shy sandal]

That also goes for faction alignments.

Melee and unarmed builds get the most value out of the Legion, for obvious reasons.

While the Brotherhood is really good if you want to do energy weapons

And etc.

[nimble salmon]

NCR ftw

[modern bobcat]

I dunno if FS needs to communicate better, but that's like 5+ games in a row I've joined into where the players just do not understand they need to use the stimms

[nimble salmon]

Next playthrough I’ll do yes man maybe

But never ever will I touch the legion

[amber delta]

yes man is gay

[shy sandal]

Me learning how to solo Rinda and Rodin for flexing rights 💪

[amber delta]

mr house is chad

[nimble salmon]

I don’t see a problem there

[modest flume]

I'll grab you

[shy sandal]

You'll be missing out on some very good villain writing though

[amber delta]

I prefer to kill villains

[nimble salmon]

They’re just evil 🍇ists

[amber delta]

also I cant stand their stupid larp

[little marten]

🫃

[shy sandal]

I like to get the max out of the game.

Beet feeling i had was getting all ending achievements

[nimble salmon]

How to larp fallout: glaze NV and the legion

[shy sandal]

The House Always wins is a pain in the ass to get

[amber delta]

also gl beating me with your dumb machete when I got plasma guns

[low blade]

I should play TTW again

[little marten]

Why do people love the legion they’re cool bad guys but that’s it

[amber delta]

becaus they larp romans and they made their territory safe

[shy sandal]

How to larp Fallout: Glaze NV and say Yes Man is the best choice*

[amber delta]

safe* if you are a specific demographic

[shy sandal]

Same

[low blade]

Aura and Caesar having an amazing voice actor that gives his character a lot of presence. Genuinely the funnest NPC in base game to chat with

[nimble salmon]

I started F4 immediately didn’t enjoy it

[little marten]

I see I see

[nimble salmon]

F76 is fun though

[amber delta]

if I side with legion I cannot convince legate to leave through sheer power of speech 100

[shy sandal]

I think you explained why people like the legion right there. They are cool bad guys

[amber delta]

NCR is obviously worse because corruption and taxes

[shy sandal]

Caesar and Joshua Graham have the best voice acting in the game

[nimble salmon]

I like the concept of bringing the pre war way of life back to the wasteland

[low blade]

I did specify base game because every DLC (Except Lonesome Road) has amazing voice work and characters

[amber delta]

words cannot explain how much I hate lonesome road

[shy sandal]

Bear Bull bear bull bear bull.

"Wow, soo deep Ulysses"

[nimble salmon]

Haven’t played it

[amber delta]

they really thought they did something with Ulysses 🥀

[low blade]

"My wifes Bull is a BEAR" end of DLC

[nimble salmon]

???

[surreal ermine]

lonesome road has
ed-e 💖

[amber delta]

bear bad bull bad courier bad are you the player not feeling guilty for something you literally didnt do huh? arent you feeling guilty????

[modest flume]

When she bull on my bear until I nuke the I-95

[shy sandal]

Gaslighting the DLC

[surreal ermine]

clearly ulysses already knows the superior option is mr house

[amber delta]

perhaps I misjudged your game ulysses

[low blade]

Mr House fans when you introduce them to the concept of being lied to

[bright rover]

got the hive scum delux edition which include cosmetic, but why does this still show this.

Available from DLC - Hive Scum cosmetic update

[low blade]

If you're making your character for the first time and cant get the tattoo just make them with another and go to Krall on the Mourningstar

You'll have it then

[bright rover]

ok thanks

[nimble salmon]

Where’s bro coming from

[modest flume]

Courier. I was there when you pee-poo farted and didn't wipe because you were in a hurry. Killing millions of innocent civilians. How dare you do your job by delivering your package from A to B without ever checking what was inside, like you should always do. You're not nosey enough. So I will launch nukes at everyone you are vaguely interested in because I'm holding you responsible for the nukes that have been there pre-war, which is literally beyond your control.

[thick coyote]

Me when I have to launch nukes because I'm bored

[nimble salmon]

Plot of fallout 76 be like

[amber delta]

I see the error of my ways now Ulysses that is so deep but not as deep as the hole in your skull Im about to leave

[bright rover]

who is krall

[thick coyote]

The greatest of all time

🗣️

He's the barber surgeon

[amber delta]

the most legitimate barber youll ever meet

[thick coyote]

He's on a corner in the map

Opposite side of Sefoni's bath chamber

[brave slate]

He will cut your hair, face, genitalia and a deal

[delicate vapor]

WE DRINKING BEER TONIGHT

[amber delta]

[arctic tapir]

I'm guessing the Havoc penances for the 53rd armor are universal

[delicate vapor]

[arctic tapir]

[amber delta]

[bright rover]

Unique class outfit & headgear (where do I get this

[thick coyote]

Does it say Hestia's?

[modern bobcat]

@fiery wave I switched to Malice was losing my sanity

[bright rover]

literally this

Unique class outfit & headgear

6 Unique weapon skins

Unique hairstyle

Unique Tattoo Set

[modern bobcat]

Somehow the players on Damn/Auric don't get the concept of using the stimms even when you type in chat "Use the stimms, they give 100% gas resist"

[fiery wave]

People are still bad, but soloable.

[amber delta]

forcefeed them stimms

[modern bobcat]

I had players on Enclavum Baross Auric

[fiery wave]

And here I was being a stimm junkie running around with inf blue and yellow stimms.

[modern bobcat]

who were running around fighting the infinite bridge spawn

dying over and over

I was like "can you do the objective"

"NOT IF WE CANT FUCKING SEE IT MATE"

[amber delta]

which bridge

[modern bobcat]

??????

the one with the batteries lol

[amber delta]

ah

[brave slate]

the bridge over troubled water

[amber delta]

the ender of runs

[modern bobcat]

Like dying over and over in gas

what XD

[fiery wave]

Go to the Chirugeon guy.

[wooden creek]

The outfit and headgear should be under Cosmetics, the weapon skins are applied the same way as you apply other weapon skins (via your inventory), the hairstyle and tattoos should be available during character creation or via Krall's Modify Appearance option. If they haven't been attributed to your account, try making another character or play a match first.

[modern bobcat]

the batteries on Baross spawn in the same 4 locations every time

[fiery wave]

It's literally always the same few spots.

[modern bobcat]

and the little white objective marker is visible

anywhere even in the gas

lmao

[brave slate]

seeing is for losers. Real chads navigate by sound only

[fiery wave]

You just need to get on the mourningstar usually. Or try logging in on another char then go back.

[modern bobcat]

"Why do ragers hit so hard now"

did the rager use a red combat stimm before it hit you?

[fiery wave]

I mean, I get 1 colour screen.

[modern bobcat]

at least on Malice I won't crash out lmao

[marsh iris]

where the cute malice randos at?

[brave slate]

All green is preferable to all red. Remember the flamer and bomber event

[low wharf]

Real and true

Also the real bomber event was when fire did 10x more damage and you died in 2 ticks

[gray salmon]

Nobody playing damnation? Having trouble finding a team via quickplay...

[brave slate]

what region?

[marsh iris]

event idea, poxburster spam but they either leave gas or flames on the ground after exploding

[brave slate]

Might be too early if you're on US servers

[fiery wave]

Either way, I see nothing. Since that was lights out but more fire.

[modern bobcat]

They might all be in event games

[gray salmon]

Im on EUW... keep getting placed in bot matches on event maps... impossible xD

[marsh iris]

lots of fire but didnt really light the place up

[modern bobcat]

If you get bots, just sit at spawn for a bit

the game will fill up with quickplayers

[brave slate]

Or try auric or malice. Most experienced players default to auric or switch to lower diffs to speed through events

[gray salmon]

Alright, will try that. Haven't unlocked auric yet...

[twin flower]

Devious

[modern bobcat]

If you're trying to do event though, highly recommend dropping to Malice

[modest flume]

I hate the cold

-6 atm

[gray salmon]

Ah ok, will try it thanks

[modern bobcat]

At least down here in OCE I'm finding players in Event who just can't handle the gas/spawns

[modest flume]

Meanwhile I swapped to Ogryn and just bulldozed my way through the gas and spawns with a HH Shieldgryn

Outdamaged a krak vet

[bright rover]

does hive scum infinite ammo on any weapon

[faint isle]

Aslong as you kill Elite/Special, its 20% ammo back

When below that treshold

[marsh iris]

😈

[ebon belfry]

where can i see the event rewards?

[trail bramble]

sorry...

[delicate vapor]

Eating a massive burrito

[wooden creek]

Yes. The infinite ammo comes from two sources: the Desperado ability which makes reloading not consume ammo from your reserve, and the Pickpocket talent down on the far left which will replenish your Ammo Reserve back up to 20% if it's below 20% when killing an Elite or Specialist enemy.

[cosmic burrow]

Sire melk

[shy sandal]

Eating a massive sfiha

[delicate vapor]

[shy sandal]

This thing is both bigger than my hand and thicker than my wrist

[timber elk]

is surrounded by monster mango loco cans and Taco Bell wrappings as the little lamb was in the center of it

[shy sandal]

I hear latinos hate Taco Bell

[trail bramble]

clean ur room

[trail bramble]

not latino but yeah it's not good

[delicate vapor]

[trail bramble]

just grease

[timber elk]

the lifts his head nu. lays his head back down

[shy sandal]

Never had it. But i know an Argentinian guy who said it was the worst thing he ever ate in the us

I only eat mexican food from local chains

[delicate vapor]

hmm mangoloco

[shy sandal]

At the whole thing and i think I'm gonna explode

[timber elk]

Narrated by Morgan freeman: In actuality he eats del taco from breakfast to lunch to dinner and repeat. And some how has no stomach problemss.

[shy sandal]

Mango Phonk aah drink

[timber elk]

It’s a tasty drink

[hidden whale]

no I was asleep when you sent that LOL

[shy sandal]

I know, but reminds me of Mango Phonk

[shy sandal]

I made it my mission to develop high tolerance to spice as a kid

[hidden whale]

lamb chops for breakfast? this should be good

what sauce should I make with it? hmm...

[timber elk]

bonks them with a fancy stick

[hidden whale]

oh, a barbecue rubbing stick?? great suggestion

sweet tangy and spicy lamb chops

[fiery wave]

Dunno how, been duoing malice because faster than pubs.

[thick fog]

Desperado ability duration and pickpocket talent

[clever horizon]

How's hivescum work on current event

[arctic tapir]

Listening to the DRG soundtrack while playing DT is an time,

[cosmic burrow]

Custom stimm also give boost

[shy sandal]

Sometimes i forget Hivescum has a custom stimm

[grand terrace]

if you lose your h40 mission, does it get demoted? or can you infinitely lose

[shy sandal]

Pretty sure demoted

[grand terrace]

why pretty sure?

[shy sandal]

Cause i don't play Havoc that much

[grand terrace]

well im specifically asking about h40 because ive heard that it doesnt get demoted

[grave lance]

Tideing my dark

[modest flume]

I don't work a double shift today so we can play earlier today

[shy sandal]

You're orange now, yay!

[grave lance]

I ate carrots

[hidden whale]

how about

right NOW

[somber stream]

I made Oyster Spaghetti

[shy sandal]

What's the best country in the EU for a chud like me to move to?

[somber stream]

Would NOT recommend

[modest flume]

I would love to but no

[hidden whale]

Alaska

[long sigil]

is it good?

[shy sandal]

Weird combination, but sounds good

[upbeat turtle]

canada

[somber stream]

It's edible, but not as good as clam Spaghetti

[shy sandal]

Why though? It's legit an upgrade from where i live

[somber stream]

Lack the sweet

[somber stream]

No i meant the oyster

[shy sandal]

Oh

[long sigil]

I don't have good memories of Korean oysters because they are unsanitary due to the lack of regulations on oyster farms.

translated

[shy sandal]

Only problem with Canada is it's neighbour

[somber stream]

As for this, either France or Germany tbh

[upbeat turtle]

still plenty wrong with canada

[somber stream]

Still? Surely the quality must've gone up in recent years

[shy sandal]

I can work with the rest

[hidden whale]

north korea

[upbeat turtle]

eh

wait i spelled it wrong

ay

[long sigil]

nah still shit in near ocean

some oyster farm

[shy sandal]

Are they friendly with foreigners?

[somber stream]

Funny enough, Bart. I made the spaghetti after watching a Korean video

[long sigil]

what a china move in korea

[somber stream]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/K0fYyItYFx8

[upbeat turtle]

germany maybe france NO

[somber stream]

Actually on second thought

Germany might not be that good in the near future

AfD is projected to win

And boy, you wouldn't want to be here once they do

[upbeat turtle]

didnt germanys government collapse multiple times within the past 6 years

or was it just the once

[somber stream]

Only once during Scholz

Never liked the bastard

[shy sandal]

All i want is to be able to walk in the street without worrying about getting mugged, and not be treated as a second class citizen for being from South America

😭

[somber stream]

Well there's always the scandinavian

[shy sandal]

Aren't they MEGA racist though?

[somber stream]

But will require competency

Yes-ish

But they won't be doing anything to you, or show it on their face

Long as you have a proper job and act cordially, should be fine

But that's like, should be the basic requirement everywhere

[twin flower]

proper job?

[somber stream]

Any, job

[hidden whale]

delete this ;.;

[twin flower]

was just repeating what he said tho lmao

[somber stream]

People don't like it when their tax money is being abused

[long sigil]

https://youtu.be/Ov_1XWw24YM?si=rPOJZ0z1krYPy6uu

is it look good?

two handed sword motion

[somber stream]

Looking much smoother than the last demo i've played!

[long sigil]

i remade the arm

and it is full of pain

now i understand why game asset shop does not sell first person arm animation

[upbeat turtle]

why aren’t you guys censoring j*b

i’m gonna have a panic attack if you keep this up

[shy sandal]

Maybe once l've settled my income as a freelance. I'll think about moving out from Brazil.

I love my country, but at the same time, it's rough when you live in the middle of fuck all and you want to work on an industry predominatly european and north american

[twin flower]

jobphobic

[upbeat turtle]

STOP

CENSOR THAT WORD RIGHT NOW

JEEZ DUDE

IM FREAKING THE FRICK OUT RN

[shy sandal]

Anyways, phone boutta die. Bie everyone

[upbeat turtle]

seeya

[long sigil]

i feel always panic attack

[bright rover]

how do i throw those shivs

[fiery wave]

Special.

[feral vessel]

V!

[long sigil]

rock and stone

[feral vessel]

to da bone

[hidden whale]

MUSHROOM

[feral vessel]

We're rich!

[daring panther]

For Karl (Franz)!

[modern bobcat]

Another event finished for an insignia I'll never use

[hidden whale]

charlie charlie kirky :3

[long sigil]

huh

[wooden creek]

You do not get demoted if you've reached h40

[hidden whale]

I just popped a perky :3

[astral basin]

My job sucks

[arctic tapir]

Love forgetting to change gear between missions

[gilded socket]

Houghhh

[modern bobcat]

Your assignment rank can still drop though right?

just clearance level always remains 40?

[thick coyote]

Bone!

[long sigil]

all job is shit

just

[wooden creek]

Nope. Clearance level just tells you the highest havoc level you've completed, assignment rank will drop if you fail three times unless you're at h40

[long sigil]

work is shit

[knotty terrace]

curse these blasted eyes of mine getting tired

[long sigil]

raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh

[astral basin]

Not all job
Just. Generally tho ye

[wooden creek]

Basically, h40 players cannot lose assignment rank through losing missions. I think FS' motivation for this was to give h40 players an incentive to help out lower havoc rank players and not fear losing their rank if playing with bad players, and to let them experiment with whatever builds they want

[astral basin]

What if

Let slip the dogs of war?

[brave slate]

Become a dole bludger

[modern bobcat]

Ah ok

[long sigil]

ew no

[delicate vapor]

Oughhh I could kill everyone here for 10 boxes of mandarins

[long sigil]

💀

[brave slate]

With lunar new year around the corner you could drown in mandarins if you were asian

[somber stream]

Hell yeah

Mandarin, braised pork, all sort of rice cake with fillings

Lucky money, too. Long as you're younger than the giver

[fiery wave]

You could even before.

[somber stream]

@marsh iris Alive?

[brave slate]

Getting fat stacks and a fat belly. I luv me lunar new year

[narrow ledge]

why the fuck dosent RUN AND GUN let you RUN AND RELOAD, are we fucking fr

[twin flower]

[brave slate]

Next patch: Run and gun lets you reload but you have a 30% chance to drop your mag

[narrow ledge]

still would use it

[modern bobcat]

I have totally fucked my team XD

[shy sandal]

One thing that helps me is washing my face with ice cold water or taking short inhales and long exhales. It helps calmnthe heart

[fiery wave]

That stops when you hit 18-21 usually. If you get them anyway.

[twin flower]

Unless youre related to them in any way

[shy sandal]

Lmao

[narrow ledge]

wasnt an issue in vt2 cus we didnt need to sprint

[long sigil]

nah

just drink alcohol or mountain dew and let it out

[shy sandal]

I tried smoking back then to see if it helped out with the stress i was having.

I stopped cause i realized it was a stupid idea

[twin flower]

only good time to have alcohol is with your buddies

[shy sandal]

Or when it's Friday night and you decide to binge watch funny videos

[twin flower]

i do the latter most of the time anyway

[thick coyote]

"Have you ever reloaded with your mag on the line" looking ahh

[shy sandal]

My ass is fucked when it comes to vices.

My father and my grandpa were chain smokers, and my mom's side has a history of alchoholism

[wintry steeple]

at least it made you look cool

[twin flower]

look cool and lung cancer

[amber delta]

need someone to gift me 700 supercredits

[modern bobcat]

+700 Social Credit

[delicate vapor]

Forget it I’m Asian

[amber delta]

thank you

[twin flower]

you can give people monie in helldivers?

[fallow ore]

Now you have to get a library in your home so you can drink whiskey and smoke cigars in it

[narrow ledge]

need someone to gift me aquillas, im very poor

[fallow ore]

Js wait for an event where they give out some

[shy sandal]

There's nothing cool about smoking because your hands are shaky and you're constantly paranoid

[fallow ore]

300 billion hours of grinding :[

[narrow ledge]

should be every event

but youre not ready for that convo

[fallow ore]

Truely

[fiery wave]

I'm talking about relatives.

[modern bobcat]

It should be at this point

[wintry steeple]

so excited to gamble later that my hands are literally shaking in anticipation. that's dedication gentlemen

[narrow ledge]

they still owe pc like 10k aquillas

[modern bobcat]

If they gave away 250 Aquilae for every standard event and 500 for every special event

[shy sandal]

I remember my little cousin tried really hard to get me to buy some cigars to him when we went to Paraguay and i was like "Dude, no. Fuck off"

[modern bobcat]

That's still about 1 premium skin per year

[narrow ledge]

but no, fatty shark cant spare 2 and a half dollars in sheckels

[fallow ore]

Its annoying how expensive the skins are for a game thats literally 40 bucks

[twin flower]

funnier that people still buy from the slop shop tho

[narrow ledge]

box buy cant sustain live service

[fiery wave]

Could even be less for a normal event, stingy but normal.

[narrow ledge]

i bought the 5 dollar 4100 aquilla offer, that was actual value. since then havent dropped money in like 2yr

[twin flower]

i just want more docket sinks

i have like 30mil of the stuff

[fiery wave]

Because Warhammer. The minis cost so much.

[modern bobcat]

For about 100 Aquilae per event that'd be at most 1 trinket or 1 weapon skin per year

[fallow ore]

I got the game for free so I got some slop skins :3

[amber delta]

67 aquillas for event

[fallow ore]

:(

[modern bobcat]

They do need to start giving away some of the premium currency for free the way Vermintide 2 does

[thick coyote]

Hold up

[modern bobcat]

just keep Premium Skins rel currency only for a year or so

[fiery wave]

But seems more realistic. A cheap weapon skin a year if you don't pay.

[thick coyote]

7 Aquilas per event

[narrow ledge]

remember when the OW community rioted cus they nerfed the weekly challenges and people complained it would take 52 weeks to get one free skin wheree as in DT we are literally begging for it

[thick coyote]

Since we're fighting Nurgle

[shy sandal]

It would be cool if you could exchange a few million dockets for some aquilas, even if it was a small amount

[fiery wave]

And then the rate is 1 mil per aquila.

[narrow ledge]

im just banking on VT3 so GW isnt in fat sharks rectal cavity about everything

[modern bobcat]

enter: Chinese docket farmers

[amber delta]

ill take it

good deal

[fiery wave]

You are better off working lul.

[twin flower]

dt isnt work?

[fiery wave]

Is it though?

[amber delta]

https://tenor.com/view/deal-damn-good-deal-good-deal-id-make-that-deal-gif-27676387

[twin flower]

https://giphy.com/gifs/stonks-stonk-YnkMcHgNIMW4Yfmjxr

[shy sandal]

There are people in Venezuela who farm gold in runescape as a full time job

[twin flower]

RMT's a bitch

[fiery wave]

Yeah, because the pay is bad there compared to that.

[low wharf]

Do you spend 40h+ a week on dt?

If not then no

[twin flower]

I could

[low wharf]

However

[modern bobcat]

Recent Activity
108.1 hours past 2 weeks

[low wharf]

True gamer grindset is 40h work + 80h gaming per week

[shy sandal]

Anytime i see how bad Brazil is i think "At least it isn't Argentina and Venezuela levels of bad.." Could get close though

[modern bobcat]

I'm working overtime

[brave slate]

24 hours can be split into 8 work, 8 sleep, 8 Darktide

[low wharf]

8 sleep?

[brave slate]

oh, my bad, 4h sleep 2h eating 2h gooning

[amber delta]

8 work 8 auric 8 havoc

[modern bobcat]

Micronapping during Aurics to be fresh for Havocs

[low wharf]

No im not suicidal

[amber delta]

would you like to be

[twin flower]

im just imagining relapsing back into sleep midgame every 5mins lmao

[low wharf]

Gonna be hard

I have seen some cursed shit

[shy sandal]

I gotta say, the best thing from working at home is that you can do something else instead of just standing there...

Worst part about working in an office is how it switches between monotonous and panic

[fiery wave]

Just not worth in some places.

[twin flower]

I mean a lot of people still do it in a lot of games, so theyre prolly doing something right lmao

[shy sandal]

My dad used to farm gold to play WoW... He gave up after a month and subscribed again

[low wharf]

Friendly reminder that you could earn more as a runescape goldfarmer than being a doctor in venezuela

And then those guys got hunted down for sport

[narrow ledge]

if we dont get more better maps this year to catch up to vt2 masterclass maps imma be so upset man, just pump QoL Maps and Weapons, its what everyone is asking for

[fiery wave]

More, I would be paying more for electricity than what I would make.

[wooden creek]

Well, they did say that Darktide is going places in 2026

[narrow ledge]

we will see

[thick coyote]

500 Screaming Bell matches

🗣️

[narrow ledge]

YESSSSS

[twin flower]

well going places could mean a lot tbf

[brave slate]

I was never lucky or qualified enough to ger a wfh job but I made sure to schedule all my bathroom breaks while on the clock. Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that's why i shit on company time

[narrow ledge]

i never was that type of vt2 player, i played them all at random

spamming 1 map over and over in any game isnt my version of fun

[fiery wave]

It's tiring tbh. You spend 80-90% of the time grinding just to pay for the 10-20% time spent actually playing unless sick of it.

[shy sandal]

You get discounts in Argentina if you buy things with Reals or Dollars, because the price of the argentinian peso fluctuates by the second

[narrow ledge]

this is why i dont play runescape, i hate sub games

[low wharf]

Common way to get new games for cheap

[twin flower]

have yet to try vt2 still

[fiery wave]

That bad?

[narrow ledge]

horribly missing out on perfect character design and PEAK atmosphere and map design, youll come back to dt sad that the personality's arent even half as good

[low wharf]

You can prob do the same with dollar in general atm

[shy sandal]

In my case. I'm currently starting my own business, so it's both easier and harder at the same time.

You are you own boss, but you're also... Your own boss

[low wharf]

1$ is like €0.84

[brave slate]

Give yourself a raise

infinite money cheat

[amber delta]

I would fire myself if I were my own boss