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I will not deliberately
That involves using my eyes
Shoot barrels next to you
I want my game to play itself
poxbursters right next to you
☺️
I would never get close to poppies
Because i would be sitting there stun-locking them with zap
Like a lazy sack of ass
😊
preach
Would never happen to me
you said psykers
I don't mind them around but by geez I despise using it.
so do you mean characters like mephiston
from the blood angels
"Oh my god, that's the best Darktide player. We can't explode guys."
And they never do
vect do you avoid the extra modifier in auric
havoc is addictive
the extra barrels modifier
where are the Crip Angels
I don't play auric, unless I have to for events 😏
Auric and Havoc ftw. Need to play more of the later.
but no the most dangerous enemy in darktide is the barreks
Not for me
Or players who shoot bursters
STAHP IT KARIEN
They see me coming and step aside
lmao
Barrels with a great sword and relic sword is outrageous.
truth
I shoot them when no ones around
Whenever the barrels see me in game they physically grow legs and run away
And run over to Missus so i can shoot them and kill her
Because they know smite is the best ability
That's the only acceptable time. Some people shoot them as I'm sprinting towards them
oil do u play havoc
Yeah Im very spatially aware and make sure no one is running for it before shooting
I check like 2 or 3 times
Anything above the brainpower of a school project lightbulb potato is too much effort for me
it takes like 1 slug and a normal one to kill a pox burster
i shoot barrels because i know someone will shoot them to try and kill me

i learned in pain
The only thing worse is people who are never in coherency, die and blame the team
Run aurabot zealot. Just whack hordes, book and let passives make team stronk.
Nah
That would be helping my team
Which i do not do
I purposefully run put of coherency
clutch
Get downed
isnt the 30 second timer out of coherency what spawns disablers
i will have a teammate who will have INTRUSIVE thoughts i just KNOW when they see barrels
And throw a temper tantrum in vc like a toddler
Extra disablers, yes.
Hagrien
lol
Had these 2 team mates pushing a pox walker over and over back into the unaccessible door it came from (like they were playing with it). The beeping was sending me bananas Im like please stop or just kill it already.
Clearly someone is asking to be ignored.
thank you
But don't rage quit. Need to complete the mission to throw the med kit in the transporter during extraction
anyways the video of an enemy injecting themselves is in the veteran chat
theres something i dont get is how the arbites dog can actualy go through the doors that spawn enemies
The one sister of battle here isnt giving you attention anymore?
I would never
I would save the medmit for only myself
also they need to fix that mutie pushing you through walls better
i know 2 locations that still happens
Twice I've had mutants throw me through walls into spawn rooms with no exit
They need to make the Ogryn not get trapped by netters or dogs
That is bullshit and we all know it
I like watching enemies go flying after an Arby dog pounce. All that Powah.
lol
Damn is 😆 🎉
ogryn rock vs. charging mutant with friction turned off
hab dreyko the dropdown area with the big wall of grey containers a mutie can push you through still
And somehow on end of the line the end event door you can get gltiched through by a mutie then if the boss doesnt die you get stuck and cant fight the boss and the destruction event doesnt starrt until said boss dies
ive had both happen
Make sure to spawn the bubble shield in inconvenient places
@hidden whale READY TO GO?
By a mutie
that would be funny
still i find it interesting enemies are able to inject themselves with stimms
is the tox gas/event really laggy for anyone else
im getting like 20 less fps than normal
i've been getting lag in general tonight but in small spikes
Dude this first mission is beating my ass
oh not fps drops
i think all the fog is causing issues
no issues for me on xbox
try playing non campaign missions on the difficulty you're at and you might find players who can help a little bit more
then when you're more leveled up you can try the campaign?
like a couple levels lol
No
i farmed random missions a bunch before doing the campaign when i started
Go to the final Orthus Offensive
Ok how do I do that just qp? Cause campaign one is destroying me and the randoms
Quickplay above special assignment
Thank you oll got it
you can even select an option to disable campaign in quick play which is why i mentioned trying non campaign for a bit
because it'll be a different player pool
You updated your visual C++ redistributable?
Where do I disable it? Cause I can't touch quick play just campaign 1 n special assignment unless I'm just doing it wrong
Mission terminal same place you change server turn off campaign quickplay
Ooo nvm I see it my bad
Thank you definitely turning that shit off for now cause damn lol
Thing is, they are easier than normal missions.
Sometimes you just dont want to fight twins
Oh, right, THAT MISSION and the Mercantile before.
She tried throwing a hand grenade wrapped in tissues at me while i was washing my dishes and minding my own business
But the frag was disarmed by the tissues
She also threw a brick in my house woth the words "You're next." Written on it
Christopher Nolan's Momento increases
memento
Almost done with the event. I hate pox gas lmao.
I’m honestly just speedrunning on uprising. I just want to get it over with lol.
I dont even talk to her much anymore
i always trust karien
rinda karnak makes me feel things
Sometimes you don't want to be meat for the cauldron
What's up, heretics?
Shh. Let them reply first.
ohhhhhhhh ok fair enough
She worships Slaanesh so maybe she's the heretic we're waiting for
Finally did it holy shit
notice me karien
Oh, found the heretic then. Commissar?
When was the last « Inquisitorial Agents » commodore rotation?
Nuke Sales?
do hive scum stims work to give you pox gas res in the new event?
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Down to the last telemarketer
Dude
Is it better to just buy a gun or get it from the requisition weapons and curios
I should be allowed to kill people who annoy me
don't buy anything yet
just use whatever you get from winning games
Yeah focus on leveling up first
I just started this game so if you say don't buy anything then yes commander
i don't roleplay so u dont have to call me commander
I got a gun on level 2 but idk how to get to it
Na I'm just saying since you're way more experienced than me
oh i thought its some place selling nukes
that’s impossible man that shit was added in june 2025 with the arbites update
go to operative menu > masteries > click the weapon that has the yellow dot on it
I’m talking about Gregor’s duster
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Y not
I didn't even notice that thank you so much
Don't touch anything till level 30 ok got it
I just learn the cunts from Sales stole our client's info and keep it for themselves to boost their figures
wow fuckers
meanwhile marketing worked their asses off, wondering how the revenue poured in but little to no % went to marketing contribution
How’s everyone
gotta upsell
What we all talking about
nuking sales department
That's a major policy violation
Somebody is getting axed today
sales doesnt care tbh
mr. somebody is getting fired???
So I think u should explain it I bit more
That's a crime
fuck i'm gonna go tell him
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
licht has fallen to chaos
Nay
Righteous Retribution
licht is going to make a youtube video wearing a black baseball cap and black leather jacket about how sales is messed up, you can see weapons hanged up on the wall behind him

(jk dont do that)
Moistcritical of Darktide
Life
i... was thinking something darker
hopping into a lobby and the first thing I hear is a hot mic with a smoke detector low battery alarm
Where has been Sister Lucia anyways
@ripe tangle
Wake up
The freaks miss you
And probably me too
I guess
Nothing
🎶 *Grab a brush and put a little make-up!*🎶
HI Lucia
i love console gamers
Hi! 
I'm on a Warpath, Lucia
Lucia do u like to play havoc
As am I; it better be for the Emperor.
some weird telenuvela on too loud with an old woman yelling at the team player in a shrill voice; sometimes a baby is just crying for some reason. It's all very depressing to me and I just mute them.
Total. Sales. Annihilation.
Lucia what do you think about the new event
Yes, actually
dont do anything violent lmao
Lmfao, had someone complain about speedrunning in uprising.
Literally a walking simulator.
🫸 😲 🫷
Yall are lucky, only had like, 5 people talk in the mic on Darktide last year
None were a women
They're in Korea, i'm not booking a ticket to fly over there to golf them
If there's anything i learned from their culture, they axe people very fucking fast
Wait, what’s Licht mad about?!
Sales
Sales of what?
I’m confused
korea
Sales cunt stole my customers that my department worked for
tldr
What was it again loadout then Masteries to get the gun without buying it cause I can't equip it idk why
okay?
cant get it without buying it
probably a glitch
No need to apologize
Im not sure why skaven summoned u
I’ve been super focused on other stuff lately, which is why I haven’t been on…
or around
I thought you freaks miss her
Jeez, having a life is a sin fr
I had a car accident last week and I’ve been tackling insurance and it’s been a nightmare, and no before you ask there was no injury so I’m fine
insurance is just a massive pain in the ass
Oh jeez.
but I have a rental and I’m getting money back soon so it’s whatever, I’ll put it into a new car
Thank god tou are okay
Tbh i I understand I worked in insured that shits hellish
Mind the ice
Good your ok
Tangy BBQ Doritos hit so hard after work
it wasn’t even that bad of a wreck, I hydroplaned on ice going like 40 and hit a concrete barrier; the tires were a little worn (one of them was anyway) hence why it even happened… the car was still drivable but they still totalled it because the frame was kinked.
literally the minorest major wreck that could happen, yaknow what I mean?
Don't you have winter tire over there in Texas?
Been seeing similar case all over the news
No, you literally can’t buy winter tires here because noone sells them
There's a major crash involved 40+ vehicles iirc
because noone expects it to snow or ice ever
so they literally never stock them nor sell them
Christ even after how bad its been in the past??
Correct
Impressive.
So like, North America is covered on snow?
Weird, considering how American like to stock up on things
Not everyone
Generally those east
Weird
Texas, California, and Florida, the three States where noone expects it to snow so noone ever prepares for it even though it sometimes happens
idk what else to fuckin say
Yeah I don't know lmfao
It's a miracle
It's making people on thoses states be ready for the next time it happens
Probably never
To be fair, Texas isn't known for snowing
I think the build I have for my arbitrator can be used with not only taxe but crusher as well
Every time it freezes over people in these states are like “we’ll be ready next time” then when next time comes noone prepared for it because preparing for it costs money
Finally, an event. Delicious crumbs
Well, glad you're okay. But might want to consider getting those tires now, wouldn't want another accident right after this one lol
How would I buy them Licht? Tell me.
easy, dont ride a vehicle
Idk, Amazon?
Where is she going to buy them? Ebay?
if no place anywhere sells such tires
do you expect me to drive about 10 hours north to get to Oklahoma?
Americas lack of safety never ceases to amaze me.
It's like "oh yeah it snows sometimes, but lets not sell snow tires or wheel chains"
Bruh.
Don't use any motorized engineered vehicle with round tires
square tyres
I think Triangle is safer
or maybe tank treads
True
Tank tracks would be best probably.
Even tank needs winter tracks, you know?
Or a helicopter
Else they can and will slide
Heh sliding tank
snow mobiles
Oh yeah I imagine driving during snow is extra dangerous now that most people have pretty large vehicles
drift sideways through pedestrians
Infact only yesterday I helped a lady get her car out the snow
anyway where I live it typically snows maybe once every 4-5 years or so, so they don’t sell Snow Tires in shops really, and when they rarely do, some jackass somewhere buys like 50 of them and hoards them for some reason
it’s fucking ridiculous
Can we agree that snow and winter sucks
No?
You will.
You're mad you never have snow, are you?
I happy actually
isn’t it summer year round in a lot of parts of Brazil?
E
Is the patch up yet?
Visit Europe at least once, it's worth it
It is
Ello Licht
I recommend Denmark
Is it gud?
ello Jerreh
ehh probably, always thought of finland
Yeah
Finland works well! Visit Lappland
Yeah, probably because many Americans are also large, so they need a massive pickup truck to go pickup their mcdonalds. 
I seriously hate this large vehicle trend, it makes the roads more dangerous and overall harder to traverse. Also they cost way more on fuel and maintenance.
Oh.. so the stimm event is that patch up?
lappland indeed
My team refuse to use stimm and get mauled gg
From AK?
I’M FREE! from the pox gas event.
Part of the patch
thats the coldest region of finland eh
Hey, you're experiencing right? Might as well get the full package
Do try Elk meat there
Can drink alcohol and gone naked into the snow?
Hell yeah
Yoloooo
Why specially naked into the now
dive in the icehole
Finnish also love Asian
I prefer overheating
Alcohol power to sustain body heat or body heat lose too fast to snow test?
They do?
I don't think alcohol makes you immune to dying in the cold

Havent played it
It's fun ngl
Was debating buying some cosmetics, but not sure
The big metal canisters for Big Man are pretty cool.
Yeah on the drip store
I dont buy weapon cosmetics
@hazy kestrel You enjoy deleting the bosses this event?
This is literally just Havoc lite
I just played a mission on Warren and I didn't even wait for the gas, just kept popping yellow stims and kept shouting 
oh shit they fixed the funny uuhhh dodge linger for ranged fire thing?
Fought 2 bosses in gas
am i going to get annihilated as soon as something shoots at me now because i got used to just sleepwalking through stalkers :c
Their female population prefer men from literally anywhere but their own country 💀
"Too emotionally unavailable" they said
I'm not Asian but I love the Finnish 
Oh no, onnoononononno I'm too short to surive 😭
Ayyy Perkele
Well, I guess I’m headed to Finland. 
Good luck, 40% tax rate btw
Time to meet a giantess over there I guess.
Wat
alright good talk thanks bros
Finland has taxes??
But free healthcare yeah?
I shall whisper in their ears 🗣️ "omellete du perkele"
Some of the best in the world, yes
Can’t be any worse than the US of A regarding that. 
Less headache to pay too
I mean better everything else than america
If I'm earning more then I pocket more 
Then it’s beyond worth it. No contest.
They give you these 'baby boxes' that cover everything you need for a baby when you have your first child
Damn...
Wow
I mean, does it go towards shit other then the military and company bailouts?
Holy shit. It’s a utopia besides the tax bit lol.
No
Damn
Work salary cut by 40% taxes?
i wonder if i should play project moon
i think i gave myself a cold
Yeah and the rent option is... sub optimal

fly me toooo the mooooooooon

the average american pays more in healthcare costs than they would in taxes for universal healthcare
It’s bleak.
And let me play among the stars?
Try telling that to the average american
also known as limbus company
Capitalism at its finest?
Let me see what spring is like on Jupiter and Mars while you're at it
late stage capitalism core
What's a good way to get a leaderboard mod? I just want to see if I'm the dead weight on the team or not.
As an American, half of the country wouldn’t comprehend what you’re saying and would vote against it despite all the obvious benefits staring them in the face. 
The other half would have their vote for free healthcare overruled by our politicians. 
Man I forgot anime ending with that song and now I'm sadge 😭
I miss George Carlin
Nvm it's Evangalion ending 😭
uhh- i meant limbus company-
You'd be surprised. I work in a predominately conservative field, and when I show them the actual numbers they usually have pause for a minute and actually think about things
i know some countries have high paying jobs but the income tax can go up to 50%
A true rarity among conservatives. 
And then they revert back?
It’ll almost make their brain overheat for sure.
Heartaches by the number
Ya play Limbusy?
Troubles by the storm
One belief is usually not enough to sway people from their ideals
im deciding whether i want to or not
Each day you love me less is each day i love you more
in other words, please be true
Shhhhhh Mr. Penis
I’m trying to help, Maximus.
You should play this really niche and small indie game called Darktide set in the very obscure Warhammer 40k universe
hmmm
tell me about it
“Wanna make my cock explode?”
i haven't heard of that
Not particularly.
Thats what he says in the show
what if personman is actually a turkey sandwich
think about it, have you ever seen personman and a turkey sandwich in the same room?
You play as up to 4 of 6 guys who go beat up hobos
Eat gim gow
in other words, I love youuuuuuuuuuuuuu
meow
Oh no the misery reee
Sorry we are out if it because Conrade has taken it all
Yesh?
FILL MY HEART WITH SOOONG
Hiding somewhere in his screaming gallery?
AND LET ME SING FOREVER MOOORE
meow
Interdepartmental meeting in 2 hours, shit's about to go down
hello kitty 
May I introduce another earworm?
yes
“Heartaches” by Al Bowly.
mrrrp :3
nah that one only gets in my ear when I actually play NV
Dementia music stage one goes brrrrr
No that’s heartaches by the number
That one and staaaaaaaaars on the midnight raaaaaaaaaaaaaanges
This one is different
Look up everywhere at the end of time. It’s a classic.
Yep I know it 
Oh shit I hear it now goddamnit.
Let me introduce you one: "After You Get What You Want, You Don't Want It"
“I can’t believe it’s just a burning memory.”
How is my daughter doing today?
Honey pie?
Should Fatshark add cat in Darktide?
YES
I do not know, but the comment people are talking about some Pizza Tower
A song from the game Pizza Tower samples it, it's called Unexpectancy Pt 2
Heartaches by the number
Neat
Troubles by the score
Everyday you love me less is each day i love you moooorreeee
absolute cinema
Yes, I’ve got heartaches by the number.
A love that I can’t win.
But that day that I stop counting, that’s the day my world will end.
Name of song?
I don't want to see tomorrow 
Fab Five Freddy told me everybody's fly
DJ spinnin' and I said "my my"
Oh shit Spaghetti got banned?
Yeah
Same question
mmm
That’s what I heard
but I say racist things all the time
Nooo, you say xenophobic things 
Cool Ass Spaghetti's last text:
"Uh oh"
JAWNY - Honeypie Animation MV (Full Version by SeanWay Studio)
This one is pretty catchy so maybe another earworm upon yee?
Okay fair enough, the things I say are more Xenophobic since I do in fact hate Xenos.
I also hate Heretics, Daemons, and the like
YES
Dementia music time
FUCK XENOS
Y-Yeah! Fuck Xenos
neuro is gonna come back to all of us holding pitchforks and torches
I'm being supportive
yeah licht..
Has that same sound of that one song that had the animation video of these giant girls in a swamp eating ravioli and the theme of the song was about.. checks notes pegging
I am that explicit because maybe someone knows the name of it 
You need to be more enthusiastic and confident in your hatred
Fuck Xenos!
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
for Xenos and non-humans regardless if they’re a Heretic or Mutant as well deserve our contempt
Take a tour through the sewer
let that hatred guide you as you disembowel them
Don't strain your brain, paint a train
it’s righteous
rapture
purge the heretic! abhor the xenos!
No? just a cat girl who loves honey pie? 😭
See! Goober here has the right spirit!
I'm not saying they're the same, just a similar sound 
Now that earworm is back on to me reee 😭
What a cosplay
Found another banger by Benny Goodman.
I want a space marine figurine but Jesus they're expensive
Moonglow (Instrumental)
Emperor guide my hand to obliterate their internal organs (͠≖ ͜ʖ͠≖)
Tell me quick
Sell a kidney
Ain't love a kick
Ez
In the heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeead
Uh

That was stuck in my head for like a year
In a Sentimental Mood is also good
me nextttt
We sharing songs then?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmENMZFUU_0
Flambee Montalbanaise is one of my favorites.
Oldge
tbh these days I just listen to game OSTs 
You gotta expand your horizons pal.
https://youtu.be/6MK5pGJZi78?si=LibGmoawsQ2RIC3P
Is this version good or the og?
You ever meet someone who irl talks really really fast and they start crunching their words together as if they’re not putting a space between words they say?
I know ODST’s Deference for Darkness is a classic, but ya gotta try new things. 
I'm more of a Traffic Jam kinda guy 
I’ve heard this about the Portuguese
A yapper?
Halo? 😭
Hey! I don’t yap
You’re goddamn right.
(The in-game version of Street Sweeper is so good)
Actually I do…
I tend to yap a lot tbh
I’m one of those people who irl doesn’t know when to shut up ngl
No no I mean who yap real fast and yapped all the words?
we can see 
Yeah me irl
(I still like you
)
I also sometimes start singing out of nowhere irl lmao
Sidney Bechet’s “When The Sun Sets Down South” is really good too.
I’ll be like “I’m bored” starts singing
Welp at least you don't have broken English then yapping a lot if fine XD
i sometimes do that 
If you start singing a banger, go for it pal. 
fuck yeah
You sing I sing everybody sings?
Driving in my car right after a beer?
Hey @misty trench can we talk for a bit?
Too late, nice vocals 
My cat think i'm in distress whenever i sing
Lmao
Nothing wrong with that, as long as you don't talk over others I think you're fine
Now that is annoying
My dog just looks at me funny and wags his tail.
Well let me put it like this
You can sing to your self out loud
Or shoot up the place
What's the lesser evil?
Louis Armstrong’s live version of “Basin Street Blues” is another banger for sure.
I like you too 
I like you as well 
🤝
i like me too
people here are great, I love most of ya’ll
I probably should socialize more at work, but there’s a notable generational gap between me and my co-workers lol.

you i like
im starting to love the space wolves
Which Space Marine Chapter would you say are the Chads and which would you say are Basic?
what kind of basic?
hm? what's up?
basic as in basic
like overused or in lore
I can’t articulate that simpler
Hello Aquila. 
Both
g'day g'day
Hi Aquila!
Hi Lucia! 🫶
i LOVE the Dark Angels yet they get roped in like the BT even tho the DAs are welsh and chivalry knights and not crusaders
Already happened.
australia day do they whack pinatas full of brown recluse
Dms thing yeah?
Time to, yet again, attempt to play havoc
on the 26th
sure, add me if you wanna DM
Squad up buckaroo
oh, I see you already did, righto
It's always half decent half shit players dude
augh.
It was alright. Some protesters were causing problems in some places though.
Get some regular and be 100% decent, most of the time 
i think im a chad enough to say that every legion/chapter has a cool factor that make them fun andd nice to read about 
blood raven gang ✊
the Magpie legion

We dark angels lovers are gonna carry yall in DoW4 
“What’s mine is mine, and what’s yours is also mine.” 
wife legion
the legion is cool, the wolf names and wulfen shouldnt have happened tbh
They're against Australia day for some reason, seems super unpatrioctic to do such a thing, some of them even burned the Australian flag and tried stealing australian flags from people who were enjoying australia day, but the cops did arrest them.
Overall they seem like the kind of people to protest for literally any reason, they're just attention seekers.
Should I gone stimming?
wulfens alright I think, maybe they could have just introduced them a bit differently
instead of..
whatever the current ones are

I was assuming someone somewhere would complain about racism and colonialism… even though the Government literally has Citizenship Ceremonies on that day for New Citizens and actively celebrates the multicultural makeup of Australia’s immigrants… which is the opposite of racism
ah yes can i have my space vikings but instead of being badass they become Werewolves. 
not even full ones
its just hairy space mariens with dog-ish features
I don't even know there lore I just really like Vikings
it would make since if they were failed aspirants
maybe the body rejected the geneseed
and fuckrd em
real
The VA for that one Space wolf in Rogue trader did a stellar job representing the chapter
I can feel the frost in his voice
and the new SM2 voice sounds feral yet amazing
i love it
I don't play SM2 so i wouldn't know
saw a fellah make one about a homebrew and based it off the Varangians
Peak design
oh you can find a sound clip of him saying "FOR RUSS AND THE ALLFATHER"
it's because of the date. It marks the day the first fleet landed which is essentially colonisation/invasion day
so I get the gripe in that regard
Yall say a random class
realistically Australia day should be based on the federation date, not the first fleet but alas
every time I see stuff from Australian Government on Australian Day though they often mention acknowledgment for the Aboriginal Peoples, not every time, but it comes up a lot at least.
cat
That's not a class
like modern australia day is very much about celebrating multiculturalism and fair values but that undertone/basis for the day does leave something to be desired
even if things aren’t perfect, I can at least see things are trying to go in the right direction…
Yeah, but like I said. Attention seekers. If they're calling everyone racist after all this time, after all the apologies and compensation etc. then they must be the racist ones or trouble makers at the very least.
Also at least from what I saw on the news, most of the protesters against Australia day looked really white, young and barely aboriginal, like many of the aboriginals were probably 25% aboriginal at most, they looked more European, so I'm not even sure why they're pissed, none of them were affected by stuff that happened years and years ago, which by now is basically ancient history.
It'd be like Polish people going to Germany and protesting for those times Germany invaded them years ago. Like if you ask me they should get over it, what's done is done, it can't be undone, only be used as an example of what not to do in the future.
👀
that's...not the best way to look at it
very NIMBY
and ignores a bunch of historical context but w/e I'm not gonna get into it because rule 11 and all
Yeah fair enough, but overall everyone should get along and stop with the divisiveness. That doesn't help anything.
I’m going to guess that a lot of the more active protesters are university students, a lot of whom are younger and have stuff like the injustices of the world fresher on the mind…
Yeah if they're not physically violent or disrupting other people it is fine, but they were literally trying to steal flags and attack people just trying to enjoy australia day, which is why several of the protesters were arrested.
Though tbf we should always be considerate of things like injustices obviously, but yaknow what I mean right?
Like some of them tried stealing someones flag when the cops were 2 meters away lol.
That students would certainly be more proactive in stuff like protesting in the street
the vigor of youth
and they tend to have it more in the front of their minds rather than in the backs of it like a lot of other people do
I tend to keep highly controversial matters to myself, like how bacons are overrated
Whenever I hear about protestors attacking people and starting shit, I immediately think it’s some false flag bs from some group that’s completely unrelated to the protestors trying to tarnish their image.
But maybe I’ve become too paranoid about that sort of thing as an American these past 9 years.
Please face the wall.

I happen to like bacon
Look how effortlessly i've caught an American
You are accused of treason and anti-soviet behavior, the court finds you guilty, and sentences you to be shot.
Hey, at least in Germany things can’t be much worse than here, right?


Vampiremaxxing as usual I see.
But a lot of people hate garlic so no, not really
Wouldn't be the first time something like that has occured, so you never know. Usually that info comes out well after, if it comes out at all.
I can’t eat garlic, it messes me up 😐
So true
and lemonade is something I just dont like
more garlic for me
I’m more of a “eat onions whole” kinda guy. Cronch!
Garlic is epic though. Especially garlic bread or garlic in spaghetti bolognaise.
raw onions with grilled meats are something special
Hell yeah brothers
shrek?
Maybe
Found Tony Abbots discord account.
i love garlic but its one of the many things that cause bloating
we shrekmaxxing
Ogres are like onions
They both have layers.
Outstanding move
Day bof gween
Shrek is probably closer related to Orks.
Shrek is related to onion

Its 6:09 in Poland an i just woke up
You mean 12 
Good Morning
Thx
You silly goose
it's 23:10 here
What’s this in Freedom Time™️?
24 hour time is freedom time
Hello all
Shork
Helmut
would you rather turn a corner and find 10 maulers or ragers
my rockstar account was hacked and their support just rejected my account recovery tickets out of hand with a flimsy "not enough information provided" excuse (I filled out every field on their form I had info for)
more than enough to prove I am the original owner of the account
I'm more confident in that I can kill 10 maulers without getting absolutely fucked
Sheesh...
but then I flexed and went supersayan and sat back down and typed a new ticket and activated my bankai
EU GDRP law
which forces them to tell me all the info they have on me on file
info that can be used to prove I am the rightful owner of the account
4 days go by... and yup, whaddya know. ticket escalated, marked resolved, and my account is restored.
based EU wins again
can't wait to move to europe heard they like immigrants there

they wonder why mod menus are $8
is it bad that i rather but sword brethren and a box of termy and just kitbash em into the characters for my army instead of buying the characters 
Ragers. Easier to kill
easier to take 20 hits in one go and die lmfao
THAT WAS ONE TIME!! AND I WAS LEVEL FOUR!!!

Anyone willing to help me out with getting Just a Flesh Wound? I am level 30, have kit, and can carry my own but it needs a private game.
Its the Heresy < in under 20 mins with less than a wound for 75% of the time in a private game one.
No
Thats like
Just hobby stuff
Why they would be?
The stimms provide resistance to the pox gas but there is an increased spawnrate for monstrosities
is anyone else having trouble rolling a 60 mobility? i just spent nearly a million trying to roll for shivs and autopistols and no 60 mobility.
Which I think is tied to using them? Not sure. Might just be in general
I've heard from other people it gets pretty fun
are you level 30?
Very
if not, its weighted against max rolls (4 80s 1 60)
no. didn't think that mattered when rolling.
it does
its weighted
only roll when max
it was in the patch notes I think when arby released
oh I thought that was hanks message
wtf, that sucks. wasted a mil for nothing
thanks for the info!
I just need people to play with my friends don’t play this
i still got half a mil, so i'm not hurting. thanks tho! 😄
E
#vox-lfg-lexicanum should be good 4 u
me too, i have other friend with me
does anyone know when the next patch/update is? darktide still doesn't boot up at all for me
no one knows
yeahh im kinda cooked the email i got from fatshark support was basically just "yeah we cant really help you g'luck lmao"
That's annoying. I don't have much context but that must be frustrating. hopefully its a quick fix somewhere

I've tried literally everything for like 3 days now.
I was in the Morningstar and I changed my framerate cap from unlimited to 120 to help with screen tearing a bit and then my game just immediately crashed with no crash code or data, and whenever I try to boot up the game through the launcher, the launcher just gives up and idles, and when I try to boot up the game directly through the files, it crashes without an error code whatsoever.
How long have you had the game
how do I check how long ago I purchased it?
Do you meet minimum spec
yeah
Steam support darktide
It will show when you bought it
i have 218 hours on the game which were very smooth so its not performance issues
dec 10 2022
Damn
geniunely the weirdest bug i've ever encountered
I guess you tried reinstalling
multiple times
Damn
have you reset the frame cap in the config
tried that too but it didnt work
i've removed my save file and put it in a different folder to hard reset the settings, reset my settings through the launcher, manually went into the user_config to change stuff, and nothing worked.
i also went into the 'Properties' on Steam and booted it in -dx12 and -safe modes
Bro pissed off the machine spirit
i JUST bought arbites too so im double pissed
why'd the game shoot itself the second i get the DLC
You shall not touch the settings! -Gandalf prolly
already tried that
Leave dt to rest
Sounds like you need specialized help, and shark just said "Can't help, lmao"?
Because it may work tommorow
get a refund on the arbites 
Its literally like it
Then idk
Youre grounder till march/early april
Because thats when update will be
Fuuuuuuck.
yeah the fatshark email just gave me a fix I already tried and whatever wrote the email was like "Yeah you probably already tried this lmao"
Does it work when you try running it from a different PC
i dont have a different pc to run it with
How very shark of them
reinstall windows man
Go serve managed democracy instead
lmao
wouldn't that delete everything i have or
We have the Hellbomb script™ for moment like these
yup
ill save that for last then
I do wonder if Steam prioritize assist based on how much we've spent
What happened?
Idk man, unless i treat Darktide like a lover, i wouldn't reinstall window just for that
i wonder if you try asking steam support for a refund with extra please, they might still refund
Lol
meh i do it twice a year
@teal token start of me begging for help
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