general-chat

[little marten]

I was gonna get it when I first saw it but helldivers 2 basically came storming in

[rare pulsar]

It absolute was yeah

For good reason hd2 is just superior in every way

[round gulch]

Honestly, maybe it’s just stockholm syndrome but I do think it’s neat that all the arbites looks similar. Really sells the whole police thing

[rare pulsar]

Dont even bither its so ass

Sadly i cant refund

[little marten]

Thinking about horde shooters just made me realise that Full Invasion 2 on Warband is the best in the genre

[swift marlin]

Oh, yeah, tried it too yesterday, even at 100ms it's terrible

[rare pulsar]

Real

[tacit geode]

Hank can finally play havoc at 60fps

[finite glen]

They already paid 12$ to basically be a custodian on the field so they can wait on the back log while the rest of the classes wait for something good to come into the shop

[rare pulsar]

Nothing like holding helms deep with the boys

[little marten]

Hell yeah man for hours too haha

[fiery wave]

IDK what they did. Just why. I am already stuck in an empty server.

Like, did they even test it over 200 ping?

Clearly not.

[obtuse oak]

I was playing Darktide on GFN on live so i was getting good fps there already

[swift marlin]

They might be testing to shift things up connectivity wise and performance wise, if that's the case, we'll be getting some updates that'll break things a lot imo

[obtuse oak]

It's mostly the test build that obviously isn't in the cloud lol

So that's nice.

[fiery wave]

They just made the former WAY worse though.

[rough verge]

FS! GIVE ME A RED DOT ON MY RECON LASGUN AND MY LIFE IS YOURS

[modern bobcat]

Really wish OwlCat would announce a release date for Dark Heresy

[knotty terrace]

huh?

[low blade]

One william years

[fiery wave]

Like, it's no longer just a delay, things feel off. Picking up objectives feels like if it works, it's an off poof.

[shy sandal]

I'd make him a bit like Warrior Priest from Vermintide. Give him like a passive that makes him deal more damage to other Ogryns, including Plague Ogryn.

This is not a balancing suggestion, just a gimmick that would be cool

[low blade]

Bulge

[swift marlin]

Yeah didn't try over 110ms and I really don't want to lmao, I just hope that in the long run this will be resolved

[shy sandal]

Also, what's the most fun class in darktide? (Based solely on feel and not balancing)

[knotty terrace]

its whatever you feel fits your play style best

[modern bobcat]

Smite Psyker

[knotty terrace]

quiet down idiot

[shy sandal]

Disregarding my playstyle, what's the most fun on your opinion

[knotty terrace]

veteran is always a solid choice

[modern bobcat]

I was actually finding Hive Scum really fun recently with the Crowbar and Adrenaline Frenzy (Cartel Special - Strength + Rending ++ TGHness/Attack Speed%)

[knotty terrace]

but if you like speed and flanking than zealot would be your go too

[modern bobcat]

Nice fast glass cannon melee, but when you combine the ulti with your cartel special you can bash thru a lot of tough enemies (Bulwark/Crusher spam) as well

and requires a bit more player input than dropping a tox grenade or using needle pistol

[fiery wave]

I have no choice unless I want to play solo so it sucks more.

[knotty terrace]

ogryn while currently the "weakest class" has quite a few fun weapons

a comically oversized spoon for example

[cosmic burrow]

Arbitrator

[amber delta]

policeman most fun

[slate skiff]

ogryn with rumbler

[low blade]

Ilas vet

[knotty terrace]

go with arbi if you enjoy bullying hordes

personally i wouldn't bother with psyker kill stealing idiots they are

[slate skiff]

tru every1 hates psyker

[knotty terrace]

and lastly hive scum while you are about as squishy as goth woman's rear end hive scum can output some very strong dps and they have some very funny voice lines

[amber delta]

goth woman's rear can output some very strong dps too

[knotty terrace]

what sitting on ya face

[amber delta]

yeah

point blank goth farts

[slate skiff]

nice

[delicate kite]

Poison dot

Countered by throwing a sticky surprise in there

[thick coyote]

Bloodthirsty Evis15

🗣️

[prisma cypress]

I fucking love how immaculate my music taste is

[jaunty path]

Had a load of fun scumming today

Scum is definitely squishy yeah

But it can be worked around by just learning how to not get hit

[prisma cypress]

Just dodge the bullets

[cosmic burrow]

So getting your basics down

[jaunty path]

Which is fairly much easier on scum than other classes

Pretty much

My general strat was to stagger/kill my enemies before they can even land a hit

[amber delta]

you dont get hit because you dodge like a schizophrenic on fent, I dont get hit because I pull out my shield, we are not the same

[jaunty path]

And dodge rhythmically

[jaunty path]

Yeeeeeeeeeep

More wise dodging and you harbor on invincibility

[thick coyote]

I don't dodge, I don't block, I facetank

And if that doesn't work

I'll just kill myself

.mp4

[amber delta]

they dont call me plateface for no reason

[prisma cypress]

Fuuuuuck

This music is so good

[delicate vapor]

Oughhhh

[rare pulsar]

Weakest class my ass

Ill put that card to your favorite veteran.

[thick coyote]

I activate pot of greed

[amber delta]

zealot is clearly weakest

[jaunty path]

Next class is 100% admech

[thick coyote]

Allowing me to play another 3 weak classes

[sleek harness]

I love how the weapon shop is actually owned by a ogryn named Brunt

[rare pulsar]

Never saw that guy in my life

[sleek harness]

You can only hear him speak on Mortis Trials

[thick coyote]

Aye

[sleek harness]

But he does exist

[rare pulsar]

Ye ik

[spice drift]

do you think they gonna buff someday heavysword, devilclaw and some las and autoguns

[jaunty path]

Like

[amber delta]

he's gone into the eye of terror to beat up chaos gods

[rare pulsar]

Would be funny if he went to work every once in a while

[zealous cipher]

so there is 2 copies of darktide in my family, i have an arbiter dlc copy of a buddy, and mine with hive scum dlc, what would happen if i change copies? would i just make it so i cant play hive scum but can now play arbiter?

[jaunty path]

I can already imagine vet calling the new class "cogboy"

They only said they're not adding skitarii. Not admech as a whole

[sleek harness]

Every Thursday irl there is a small chance that Brunt just replaces the lobotomized cyborg

[amber delta]

did they say that

[spice drift]

techheretic would the zealot shout

[modern bobcat]

Brunt will come back this year, 100%

Hopefully we get a Brunt rescue+escort mission

[rare pulsar]

Ill give my life gladly

[sleek harness]

Skitarri and not Adeptus Mechanicus

That means the whole clan can join

[thick coyote]

Autoguns sort of but pretty much only braced needs love
Hsword buff would actually break the game if they buffed carapace damage
Dclaw would actually break the game it they buffed flak damage
So no

[modern bobcat]

"It turns out they caught Brunt by placing an open can of rations under a large box propped up with a stick.... Rejects, you must come to his aid!"

[rough verge]

I dont see another possibility

[thick coyote]

Infantry Lasgun definitely needs a buff

Laspistol is just better iLas

[jaunty path]

Yeah and "cryptic"

Its deffff admech

[spice drift]

... nobody uses those in higher difficuties like heresy or damnation

[sleek harness]

I do

[rare pulsar]

I use em in auric

[thick coyote]

That doesn't mean they aren't good

[sleek harness]

Also fuck you for saying that I don't exist

[modern bobcat]

it's actually Kroot

[sleek harness]

That's very mean

[rare pulsar]

They are pretty cracked on scum.

[thick coyote]

Infantry Autogun is literally the most dps in the game

[jaunty path]

How would it be kroot?

Xenos? On the ship??

Well

[spice drift]

eww a rat

[thick coyote]

Hsword kills everything that isn't carapace

[jaunty path]

Yeah there on the ship

[thick coyote]

Dclaw is just sad

[jaunty path]

Its a weapon abandoned by cowards

[sleek harness]

Stupidity

[spice drift]

i ment more shredder or braced, vigilant

[thick coyote]

Vigilants are good

[delicate vapor]

Tonight is a feast

Beer and chicken tenders

[jaunty path]

I really hope Pickpocket is never nerfed

[jaunty path]

Hell fuckin yea

[thick coyote]

Braced is just shit

It does what it's supposed to

[rare pulsar]

True

[thick coyote]

But also shit

[rare pulsar]

Still cracked on scum tho

[jaunty path]

Like plsss never nerf pick pocket I love not worrying about how much ammo I have left

[rare pulsar]

Shredder is one of my favorites with scum.

[spice drift]

i tried shredder on scum why should i use it when dual autopistol are better

[rare pulsar]

Why would u use dual autopistols if the infantry autogun is better?

[delicate vapor]

And some more ice cream

[jaunty path]

Its fun

[spice drift]

more suppression

[rare pulsar]

Not for the rest of your team sadly

[jaunty path]

It is cuz i don't need ammo

[rare pulsar]

Suppression?

[thick coyote]

Why would you even play Scum if psyker is better 🗣️

[faint isle]

New patch and game wont even start, says out of memory while i have plenty free

[rare pulsar]

Fair

[zealous cipher]

anyone know?

[astral jungle]

Psyker is lame

[jaunty path]

blocked and nuked

[spice drift]

plays meeleker with gs

[thick coyote]

I just parried your nuke

[amber delta]

parryslop

[spice drift]

throws duelsword at you

[delicate vapor]

Block slop

[amber delta]

dodgeslop

40kslop

[astral jungle]

Unfortunately we have deployed a sister of silence. The nuke casing was just a decoy.

[rough verge]

Qualityslop

[amber delta]

its slop you like it just because its good

[arctic escarp]

the question of the minmax option vs the fun option and the latter will always be preferable

[modern bobcat]

New slop in 15 minutes

[astral jungle]

I like crowbar and dual pistol desperado.

[modern bobcat]

Sloptide incoming

[spice drift]

i don't mind using normal axes, or shock mace

[astral jungle]

Wat

[astral jungle]

New commodore slop?

[modern bobcat]

Yes, 15 minutes

[thick coyote]

But it's not Thursday

[jaunty path]

Oh yeah

Speakin of

I don't know why mr e put scum in "second place for the weakest class

[modern bobcat]

Oh, 15 minutes in 24 hours

[jaunty path]

When like

This class is beyond broken

[modern bobcat]

I got my hopes up

[thick coyote]

Engagement bait

[astral jungle]

Because smooth brains have no wrinkles.

[jaunty path]

This class has 3 ogyrn nukes

And one extra

[modern bobcat]

I also forgot that today is Wednesday

[jaunty path]

And like

The strongest blitz in the game

[astral jungle]

How can you not remember.

[jaunty path]

And bottomless dodges

[hidden whale]

ogryn nuke dn

[astral jungle]

That today is the day of Wednes.

[modern bobcat]

Nothing ever sloppens

[jaunty path]

And endless stamina

And infinite ammo

[hidden whale]

and corruption healing

[jaunty path]

THAT TOO

Holy cow.

[hidden whale]

Saint Beef?

[jaunty path]

And crazy ass melee damage

[thick coyote]

Who the hell is Wednes 🗣️
Wedeeznuts

[jaunty path]

The crow bar with brittleness shreds the living hell out of bosses

Especially when you have a team with you

The boss literally just melts

[amber delta]

total gordon freeman victory

[rare pulsar]

Because mr e is just spewing the most outlandish bullshit ive ever seen.

[jaunty path]

I don't think you can rlly put a tierlist uhh

I have a lot of fuckin fun w all the classes lol

But

Scum isn't at the bottom

Its quite high

I would say

A little close to arbitrator

But more fun

[astral basin]

Hmmmm

[rare pulsar]

I will put vet as weakest class imo.

[jaunty path]

Arbitrator doesn't have as much challenge compared to scum

[rare pulsar]

Even tho its one of my favorites

[jaunty path]

And scum is just way more fun

[rare pulsar]

Arbi is easyest imo

[jaunty path]

Theres more fun mechanics to play with

[rare pulsar]

But also not strongest

[jaunty path]

I felt like I was playing zealot again on scum

[rare pulsar]

1.psyker2.scum3.arbi4.ogryn5.zealot6.vet

In my personal opinion.

[jaunty path]

Hmmmm

[rare pulsar]

From strongest to weakest

[delicate kite]

1.scum2.scum.3.scum4.scum.5.scum.6.scum

all you need

[astral jungle]

I remember hivescum launch and everyone was level 5

It tanked the success rates

[thick coyote]

[thick coyote]

I know it's your opinion and all

But vet down there is crazy

💀

[rare pulsar]

Why?

[amber delta]

because vet is amazing

[rare pulsar]

Its one of my facorites but idk

I would put him last personally

Because zealot atleast has cracked melee and survivability.

[thick coyote]

Because it's vet
You got power sword which is the best melee in the game
Grenade spam like crazy
Ammo regen
The best gun buffs in the game
The best breakpoints
The fastest toughness regen

He won't beat psyker but can compete for second place with scum

[rare pulsar]

Power sword is very good but its not the best melee in the game.

[thick coyote]

Yes it is

[rare pulsar]

Arbi also has nade tegen

[rare pulsar]

Nah that cant be real

How is it the best?

[jaunty path]

Dclaw is best sorry to tell the truth

[thick coyote]

When it comes to single target it's the second/third in the game
When it comes to hordes it's the second/third in the game

[rare pulsar]

Yeah but not the best no way

[thick coyote]

The weapon that beats it in single target can't clear hordes

[rare pulsar]

I know its very strong

[rare pulsar]

What pickaxe?

[thick coyote]

The weapon that beats it in horde clearing can't single target

[rare pulsar]

Clears hordes like a charm

[thick coyote]

Pickaxes are good

[rare pulsar]

Only if u use branx

[thick coyote]

But they can't cleave carapace

[amber delta]

shivs are best melee in the game

[rare pulsar]

I mean u still only attack a single crusher or 2 at best with p-sword

Idk what cleaving cara would do for u there.

[thick coyote]

What about mixed hordes

You get a mauler there and pickaxe ends up losing horde clearing

[rare pulsar]

Power word cant be the sole argument for vet tho

What about relic blade

A lot of weapons do all that shit.

[thick coyote]

Can't cleave carapace

[rare pulsar]

Eviscerator can thos

[amber delta]

relic is inferior version of force gsword

[thick coyote]

But doesn't have the same damage output

[jaunty path]

Aaaaaaaaa......

[rare pulsar]

Heresy

Its still very good

Prolly cery close honestly

[thick coyote]

Eviscerator is close to Relic Blade

[rare pulsar]

Just give me your tielist instead

[thick coyote]

But not close to power sword

[rare pulsar]

Instead of this shit

[thick coyote]

I just gotta warn you that Arby's is in last place

[rare pulsar]

Dont care

Just post it

[thick coyote]

It's
Psyker
Vet
Scum
Ogryn
Zealot
Cyber Mastiff
Arby's

[modern bobcat]

Incorrect

[amber delta]

incorrect list

[thick coyote]

Nuh uh

It's mine

[delicate kite]

no

it cant be

[amber delta]

keep it

[thick coyote]

And I'm always right

[delicate kite]

its our list now

[amber delta]

I dont want it

[gloomy void]

What list is this for?

[thick coyote]

[modern bobcat]

#darktide-pics-vids message Choose your seat

[thick coyote]

WatchMojo's top 10 darktide classes

[gloomy void]

Incomplete list😭

[thick coyote]

Oh wait

I just spoiled that there'll be 10 classes

Smh

Fatshark is going to kill me

[modern bobcat]

Darktide needs an Eldar class

[rare pulsar]

That aint too bad i just dont think arby should be last fr.

[thick coyote]

He's there because all the other classes can pretty much 1 shot crushers

[amber delta]

6 or 7

[thick coyote]

Yes you can use Arby's is unkillable as an argument as to why he should be higher

But

Just dodge

You're unkillable if you don't get hit

[jaunty path]

^^^^^^

Which makes hive scum

Very cracked

It puts a lot of respect on dodging skills

[analog marsh]

There'll be at least 2 more if we go off the character slots and that they've already said they want to continue adding classes for this year.

[jaunty path]

Then again I'm really not sure if I'm that good because scum is just free dodges

[delicate vapor]

shoot faster

[jaunty path]

Oops, all dodges!

And a bunch of stamina

And I was just m1 spamming crowbar, falling back when theres carapace and shooting them all with needle gun

Of course turning my Crowbar around to apply the can opener blessing

[astral basin]

Oops i ate dirt

[thick coyote]

spits dirt at you.png

Or was it spill

[jaunty path]

I didn't push a lot except when I needed to cuz I had a talent that gave swing speed with stamina

[astral basin]

My lack of self awareness led me to be ollied by 3 mutants consecutively w a dog at start and finish

[jaunty path]

I am

Playing as a tweaker lesbian

Am I allowed to say the d word?

The one that rhymes with bike

I am a bisexual

A tweaker lesbian

That recently

Got her refill of adderall

Shes having a great day

[astral basin]

You seem like you bottom to a-

Got banned

[cosmic burrow]

Pals. Any rimworld playthrough ideas?

[jaunty path]

Slavery

[cosmic burrow]

Nah

Been there done that

[amber delta]

all my playthoughs end up as slavery

[cosmic burrow]

I play with mods i may add

[amber delta]

funny that

[jaunty path]

Child slavery?

[cosmic burrow]

Nah

[jaunty path]

Shoot

Uh

Mega corpo dystopia

[cosmic burrow]

Done supersoldiers ending old experiments playthrough

[cosmic burrow]

Vanilla expanded ultratech not released yet

[thick coyote]

Caravan

[cosmic burrow]

Thats a point that is on my list

Nomadic playthrough

But i would need to check out few quedt mods to allow that better

[thick coyote]

I need a mod to make RimWorld's mid-game to be better

[jaunty path]

Get one that ads furrys

[cosmic burrow]

No need

Official dlc adds those

[jaunty path]

Speaking of

[cosmic burrow]

By making better you mean

[jaunty path]

Rimworld like

[cosmic burrow]

?

[jaunty path]

Locks mod functionality behind dlc dont they

I once saw a convo about that in another server

[thick coyote]

There's nothing to do but wait at the mid-game
So quite literally anything to do during that part

[cosmic burrow]

Not really. But some mods do require specific dlc

[vapid verge]

fatshark really do need better servers

[cosmic burrow]

Vanilla quests expanded?

[thick coyote]

Probably a good choice

[jaunty path]

I think im gonna be rich in material next week

[delicate kite]

we re rich

[cosmic burrow]

Arc reactor and ancients most likely

[thick coyote]

I should also get the Warhammer mod

[jaunty path]

The method to grinding materials is playing havoc 40

Ez

[cosmic burrow]

Good ones. However i really like vanilla rinworld style

Maybe i should do a cowboy playthrough

Its fun

[thick coyote]

Frozen sea challenge

[cosmic burrow]

Nah

Dont like those

It feels artificial

At least to me

@thick coyote do you have anomaly dlc?

[thick coyote]

I don't have any dlc atm

[cosmic burrow]

Ah

Get biotech fast

Rest is optional

And never expect rimworld to go on a big sale

[thick coyote]

Yeah the dlcs are kinda expensive

[cosmic burrow]

Yeah

I have every dlc

And 2.5k hours in rim rim

[thick coyote]

Ideology is like the cheapest one

💀

[cosmic burrow]

Both royalty and ideology are the same price

And i think anomaly too

Then biotech and oddysey are.more expensive

[thick coyote]

Totally forgot about royalty ngl

[cosmic burrow]

With biotech being really fucking worth it

[thick coyote]

Anomaly is interesting

Everyone loves occultism

🗣️

[cosmic burrow]

Anomaly is very self contained

Unless you start the dlc big then you only get materials, occultist raids and small anomaly threats

Royalty adds the empire, few new items and magic

Ideology add belief system

Biotech adds GENES and kids and player mechs

[amber delta]

eugenics run

[thick coyote]

Compared to The Sims
RimWorld eugenics run is lightweight

💀

RimWorld child soldiers playthrough

[earnest oyster]

pre launch rimworld was peak

unbalanced as fuck

[amber delta]

[earnest oyster]

peak imaginative patrick bateman tier killboxes

game couldnt stop me

[thick coyote]

Yeah I remember the killboxes

[earnest oyster]

no bs sappers squads

[thick coyote]

I stopped playing when v1.0 launched and like 4 years later all I could remember was killboxes

Then dying to some bullshit

[elder merlin]

[earnest oyster]

same

[daring panther]

Chat, what is a hive scum's favorite game?

[earnest oyster]

it it wasnt rimworld it was killboxworld

[amber delta]

Your Mom

[daring panther]

What is a hive scum's favorite show?

[amber delta]

How I met your mother

[earnest oyster]

i think my greatest achievement was making a graveyard and shutting the raid inside and making everyone go insane and kill each other

[thick coyote]

Lmao

[fierce tulip]

What's the difference between "Brunt's Armory" and " Armoury Weapons & Curios " ?

[twin flower]

You get to pick a weapon of your choosing from brunts, and the other rotates its selection every4hrs or something

[cosmic burrow]

That can be changed really quickly

That being one mod adds 100% cancer rate with ability to give cancer by touch

[thick coyote]

Teuratogenic touch or whatever the name

[fierce tulip]

Thanks

[fierce tulip]

Do I need to buy weapons from brunt to unlock a weapons category

[twin flower]

Just need to level up to unlock more weapons

[dire kayak]

oh wee i like my horse
my pony
my horse

[twin flower]

So you'll get them all eventually

honse

[fierce tulip]

Ooh ok

[feral vessel]

Play da game!

Check gameslantern if you wanna know the necessary level to unlock a certain weapon, though.

[knotty terrace]

Wonder what the slop shop will sell this fortnight

[cosmic burrow]

We will see tommorow

[twin flower]

Its a cadian drip according to some people

[knotty terrace]

Hopefully something fucking decent

[feral vessel]

I don't know about you, but I think it's going to be slop. On account that it's the slop shop.

You will buy the recoloured Krieg cosmetics.

[twin flower]

people like the slop

[chilly osprey]

"boy its such a nice day outside!!"

the humble mutant: RAAAEEOOOOOROGGGHHHH

[amber delta]

qualityslop

[feral vessel]

You'll get used to it. Also, nice PFP.

[chilly osprey]

thank you <3

[bronze wren]

Im stealing this

[somber stream]

I'm slurping tomorrow's slop like a hot bone marrow from a questionable asian restaurant in a back alley

[delicate kite]

Morrow

[feral vessel]

What?

Come again?

[delicate kite]

They said they are slurping

[somber stream]

The cosmetics, I'm buying the cosmetic items

[feral vessel]

I can tell that much, but the analogy you used to describe it is rather odd.

[somber stream]

Dw about it

[feral vessel]

That's all.

[somber stream]

Bone Marrows are delish

[bronze wren]

Thats the spirit, dont forget to scrape out The gunk like trash bin oysters

[somber stream]

Now we're talking

[bronze wren]

Fine dining experience fr

[feral vessel]

Eat corpses. Live long.

Attain entrepeneurial advice from an eldritch god.

[twin flower]

[feral vessel]

Kill an ungodly amount of people.

CEO mindset.

[thick coyote]

Stay unpunished

Like a lot of CEO

#goals

[feral vessel]

Wake up early, set goals.

attain immortal life through unlife

Cruelty Squad sure was a good prediction.

[delicate kite]

Reporting for duty sir

[knotty terrace]

Are you truly a darktide player if you haven’t had to clutch rescue teammates cause all 3 of them died

[delicate kite]

And then you die too and do a leave of shame

[chilly osprey]

WEAPONS UPPPP

DRIVE THEM BAAAACK

[delicate kite]

WE ARE OVERRUNN

[chilly osprey]

FIGHT LIKE YE FRAGGIN MEAN ITTT

[knotty terrace]

Oh for fuck sakes last person we need in this chat

[remote glacier]

THE CRIME IS YOUR EXISTENCE THE SENTENCE IS DEATH

Oops wrong game

[amber delta]

a furry?

[remote glacier]

[feral vessel]

Who the fuck are you looking at?

[knotty terrace]

That too but I’m referring to this Vincent idiot

[amber delta]

the furry in chat

[feral vessel]

oh if it's vincent then sure i don't care much

Chat's dead, again, please revive it, thank you.

[thick coyote]

Yeah
Professional VoC lines are pretty good

[tall grove]

Well
There’s dozens of them on the server so expecting not to interact with them is a fool’s errand

[feral vessel]

Like trying to find a flake of hay in a pile of needles.

That would probably really hurt, though.

[amber delta]

darktide discord has fallen to furries
billions must die

[somber stream]

Are the furries planning an uprising?

[amber delta]

no, they are already in control

[tall grove]

Not to mention, I’m not certain why you’d be adamant on not wanting to interact with them on here, assuming he isn’t joking (wich I’m near certain he is)
They’re all pretty chill so far

[tall grove]

Good
I, for one, embrace our fluffy overlords

[somber stream]

Someone get the guillotine, time to get busy

[marsh iris]

time to get freakky

[feral vessel]

Mind you, revolutions usually lead to only a tempoary fix until those same people that advocated for a more 'equal' society let power rise into their head and become the oppressors. Again.

Thus the cycle repeats!

[tall grove]

This is why we should just behead everyone

[somber stream]

We keep chopping until society gets better

[tall grove]

Easy fix

[marsh iris]

the last guillotine was in france innit, 1970?

[amber delta]

revolutions never work

give up

its joever

[tall grove]

“Innit”

[marsh iris]

deez

[marsh iris]

it does work happens everyday while we stand on it

[tall grove]

That’s what they want you to think

[marsh iris]

the world revolutions!!

[feral vessel]

are you robespierre

[lusty estuary]

globeheads at it again

[feral vessel]

globetards

[tame tide]

hello guys

[feral vessel]

Hoi!

[marsh iris]

succ my broglobes

[amber delta]

hello new person

[drowsy prawn]

live by the sword..😏

[marsh iris]

totally not directed to the new guy

[tall grove]

Can’t believe people still think the earth is round
Like do research people 🙄

[thick coyote]

Huh? People believe we live on the Earth?

[amber delta]

Earth is a brethren moon

[feral vessel]

Fools, we live on Terra.

And obviously Terra is a ball, because the Emperor of Mankind said so.

[rough verge]

Ive had to do that. Failed each clutch attempt unfortunately

[hazy kestrel]

The humble stealth zealot.

[rough verge]

I exclusively play veteran, I have the tools im just bad

[drowsy prawn]

clutching in this game is the ultimate high 😌

[hazy kestrel]

The humble stealth veteran, then.

[rough verge]

I forget i can play stealth veteran

[feral vessel]

What can stealth vet do that stealth zealot can't do better, though?

[amber delta]

throw kraks

[hazy kestrel]

They have an extra stealth charge I think.

[hazy kestrel]

That too.

[somber stream]

Stealth Vet has the cool Night vision goggle activation sound

And we all know, coolness >practicality

[chilly osprey]

nah i've beaten h40 with infiltrate

its my go to

lmao

[hazy kestrel]

Though funnily enough, it makes lights out mission even darker when you use it.

[marsh iris]

people watching you while you clutch 🤪

[feral vessel]

I suppose so.

[chilly osprey]

i got actual threats once for using it in h40

was funny

[feral vessel]

my favourite spectator is the guy giving backseat advice and scolding you as if they didn't fucking die

[chilly osprey]

(i carried)

[hazy kestrel]

Oh now you’ve got my blood boiling lmao.

[amber delta]

me when I miss a shot 😐
me when I miss a shot when I'm clutching (I know everyone is watching me)

[hazy kestrel]

I’d purposely throw just to spite them.

[marsh iris]

"dead people should remain dead, as in stop talking"

[feral vessel]

merp

Oh, wait, sorry, awoo

[feral vessel]

Staple their mouth shut.

[marsh iris]

embalm them

[feral vessel]

perform inquisitorial Action IX (by the Rubric of Action)

[dull hamlet]

[tall grove]

Bananer

[feral vessel]

should i drop some 'poetry' real quick

[tall grove]

Go ahead

[amber delta]

only if its haiku

[feral vessel]

"In His name, we live,
In His name, we fight,
In His name, we die.

For we are His faithful;
For we are His chosen;
whom shall bring truth
to an abyss of falsehood."

-The Holy Legion's Litany of Duty; author anonymous

[twin flower]

roses are red, that much is true, violets are purple not bloody blue

[feral vessel]

i wrote this and i think i did good

[amber delta]

ok but if you wrote this the author is not anonymous

[feral vessel]

I can't argue with that logic.

[twin flower]

is it for one of your writings

[feral vessel]

myes one of them

one that reads disgustingly like a 40k fanfic

but i try to pass it off as an original setting anyways

can't make a theocratic space empire without being compared to the imperium anyways these days

[amber delta]

40k fanfics are usually better than black library stuff

[tall grove]

Legally distinct imperium

[twin flower]

sadge truth

[feral vessel]

imperial brainrot

why is it the imperium anymore if it has lost any and all imperial ambition

[tall grove]

I see the result of this all the time

[amber delta]

the ambition is there, the problem is resources to make it happen

[twin flower]

its pretty much fragmented tho imo

[feral vessel]

at this point i feel like the imperium has looped around and is becoming isolationist
if it weren't for the constant wars

[amber delta]

build a wall around the great rift and make abaddon pay for it

[marsh iris]

-SIGNED BY GOD-EMPEROR OF MANKIND

[feral vessel]

this is scarily accurate considering trump is apparently out here reposting AI generated images of himself as the Big E on 'x'

(I got this information from the Herald of Nurgle, Asmongold)

[amber delta]

the official white house twitter account is basically just AI meme posts and nothing else

[whole glade]

welp. one of my comfort youtubers is a disgusting piece of shit. awesome. 2026 is going well.

[amber delta]

this is certainly one of the timelines of all time

[marsh iris]

i wonder how many fans actually try to follow his lifestyle, knowing idol worshipping of streamers

[feral vessel]

Again, Herald of Nurgle.

[amber delta]

even his regular watchers meme about his nurgle lifestyle so I think not many (hopefully)

[whole glade]

buh

[feral vessel]

okay if Asmon is the Herald of Nurgle, who're the heralds of the other chaos gods?

[amber delta]

p diddy is herald of slaanesh

[thick coyote]

||pokimane|| slanny

[delicate vapor]

3am when sm2 community update

hnnn

[amber delta]

tyler1 herald of khorne

[near wolf]

i was thinking of getting KCD2 but i don't like first person view games (darktide is an exception)

how was the move btw

[fallow glen]

If we're going by streamers, then amouranth is slaanesh

[near wolf]

[feral vessel]

could be

I wanted to say Wingsofredemption

[fallow glen]

I've been grinding the forge dlc for armourer and caster sketches

[thick coyote]

Get this loyalist shit off me 🗣️

[feral vessel]

but like, his case was kinda just sad

[fallow glen]

mostly just playing KCD2

I can sink a day into just playing and doing fuck all

[feral vessel]

gamer dent

[fallow glen]

Dr Disrespect for Khorne?

no

uhhhhh

[feral vessel]

Tzeentch?

No that would be Joe Rogan.

[fallow glen]

Dr disrespect is kinda dumb though

wait who's that guy who was on joe organs podcast

Alex jones

Khorne

[amber delta]

Hawk Tuah girl is the herald of tzeentch with the crypto rugpull she did

[thick coyote]

Musk is tzeentch

"smartest" but has no idea what he's doing

[fallow glen]

How do you go from hawk tuah to CRYPTO

That's the Logan Paul business tactic

[amber delta]

all pipelines lead to crypto

[fallow glen]

including the suicide forest

ropecoin

[thick coyote]

Turn your brain rot into crypto and scam people

[fallow glen]

[marsh iris]

i kinda enjoy drdisrespect in a WWE kind of way

[thick coyote]

Alright
Plan M written down if I ever desperately need money

[amber delta]

speaking of DrDisrespect, whats the news about Maduro

[near wolf]

very curious maybe ill pick the game up next sale

[fallow glen]

Forge dlc is in the second half of the game

But definitely pick it up if you like a proper challenging medieval game

[near wolf]

i need to get another SSD

not to mention i gotta start saving for a rottweiler pup

and then the new 40k games

so many expenses kek

[feral vessel]

literally anyone can do a rugpull these days

even if it's a fucking 5 year old ochestrating it the village idiots will still buy the coin and then watch their money go down the drain

[fallow glen]

Do the rotty pup last lol

You want to devote the majority of your time to those balls of energy

[near wolf]

probably best

my parents aren't really over our previous dog dying 2 years ago

had the fella for 18 years

[thick coyote]

No one ever gets over your dog dying

🚬

[near wolf]

yeah

wcyd

cockerspaniel - beagle mixed

i don't feel sad anymore but i do have a bit of guilt for not putting him down properly when his cancer got really bad

granted it was up to my dad and he just changed his mind last moment

[gilded socket]

Tool

[feral vessel]

i love my unguligrade anthros

if anyone even understands what that is i guess

[near wolf]

eh he meant well

just didn't have the heart for it

doesn't believe in being control of someone's life like that

[gilded socket]

Tool band

[tight heath]

Any of yall here play dnd

[twin flower]

i watch people play it

[near wolf]

what's DND

[tight heath]

LMFAOOO im starting up a false hydra campaign yk what that is?

[twin flower]

uhh, nope

[thick coyote]

Tldr roleplaying game

[near wolf]

oh like 40k tabletop?

[twin flower]

ehh

more like an open ended rpg

its dungeons and dragons (dnd) if you havent heard of it

[tight heath]

So basically it’s a monster I’ll send a pic and link it here, where it sings a song so that when it eats a person, everyone around forgets and also cannot see the false hydra

Each time it eats someone it gets bigger and bigger

When you see someone missing the song makes the victim make logical jumps why it’s gone ie: the baker gets eaten “the baker moved towns!”

As more and more ppl get eaten it becomes harder and harder to sustain

[thick coyote]

Dragon mermaid
Dragon mermaid

🗣️

[tight heath]

Needs to eat 8 ppl to become mature

[fierce cave]

Wuh

[twin flower]

so.. its just there? like it follows them?

[fierce cave]

Women

[near wolf]

oh right i thought it sounded a bit familiar

[thick coyote]

Definitely had an uptick in popularity lately

[tight heath]

#darktide-pics-vids message

[fierce cave]

Cannibalism

[tight heath]

Yeah it’s a mind parasite

[tight heath]

I’m running a horror/cult campaign

(It’s the diversion)

[near wolf]

very curious

how is it played?

i recall dice being involved

[twin flower]

uhh, youre a hunter in the woods, you hear something in the bushes nearby

[fierce cave]

You know Nena?!!

[twin flower]

what you do?

[fierce cave]

Absolute cinema

[hidden whale]

guys im in my hydration arc

[tight heath]

Huh.

[twin flower]

not that i play it myself but i know a mate that does

[hidden whale]

chud waterpilled drinkcel

[fierce cave]

I'll let you drink ne

[hidden whale]

you are not water

[fierce cave]

Mural friends

[hidden whale]

no thanks

[tight heath]

Anyways the point here is I’m excited for this campaign

[fierce cave]

I produce water

[twin flower]

drain the water from her body like in dune

[somber stream]

Do you really

[hidden whale]

mf youre SPAGHETTI

[gilded socket]

Band

[hidden whale]

I ate you last night with chicken parm

[fierce cave]

What

[tight heath]

Yes yes I do lol

[fierce cave]

Indeed

[thick coyote]

Water addicts be like:
"I need it to live"
Gets it pumped into their houses 24/7

[feral vessel]

Maxime is spouting random shit.

[gilded socket]

A band called tool

[fierce cave]

Like normal

[fierce cave]

Ic

This us

[feral vessel]

fluoride stare

[fierce cave]

Means something?

[hidden whale]

i NEED it

[twin flower]

water sheep

[gilded socket]

Dood band

[feral vessel]

Drink monstert.

Die.

[fierce cave]

So called oxygen addicts saying they need it to live
"Breathe it in every time they can"

[fierce cave]

Good?

[hidden whale]

eeeee

[gilded socket]

Racist

[thick coyote]

Hold on
How do some of you guys don't know Tool

That's crazy

[gilded socket]

Yes

[hidden whale]

unc

[fierce cave]

Ic

[feral vessel]

That is not what I meant.

[fierce cave]

Said the potati

[fierce cave]

Bros racist

[feral vessel]

I'm going to do something very unwise unless you wise up.

[fierce cave]

💔

[gilded socket]

Hate you

[feral vessel]

I don't hate you, really.

[hidden whale]

me wisening down

[near wolf]

tool band sounds like something old people listen to

[fierce cave]

Why you not happy gng

[hidden whale]

every tool fan I know is over 50

[feral vessel]

Withdrawals, maybe?

I don't know..

[fierce cave]

It's just a guy in a shed

[hidden whale]

water withdrawals

HYDRATE

[near wolf]

i was right heh

[gilded socket]

I woke up today

[thick coyote]

[fierce cave]

Some drown while others stave

[fierce cave]

I'm gere

Here

[gilded socket]

I know

[fierce cave]

Fucking keyboard

[feral vessel]

Fuck it, does anyone know the lyrics to 'Spurs that Jingle Jangle'?

[fierce cave]

Oh

I got spurs

That jingle jangle jingle

[twin flower]

does it jingle jangle

[fierce cave]

"jingle jangle"

[hidden whale]

do not the keyboard

[fierce cave]

Oh

On my merry way

[feral vessel]

as I go right marilly along

[fierce cave]

Close enough

[feral vessel]

I'm deaf, apparently

Maybe I'm not american enough to recognize the slurred together words.

[fierce cave]

Your right

I don't listen to it often

O my when I play fallout

My yearly nv play through

[gilded socket]

Ough

[tall grove]

*you’re

[hidden whale]

yuri*

[fierce cave]

I will take away your purple balls

[gilded socket]

Yroue

[fierce cave]

I am become purple

Destroyer of cocks

[feral vessel]

Uh, homosexual department?

[gilded socket]

She bullies girls

[hidden whale]

check email
no replies from job application
.......
try agane tmr...

[somber scroll]

sanest slaneeshi statement

[hidden whale]

repeat until DEATH

[somber scroll]

the vicious circle of job application

[arctic escarp]

twin im exhausted

[somber scroll]

-> Apply to get experience -> you are refused because you lack experience -> no one offers experence -> you have no experence -> apply -> no replies

repeat until death follows

[hidden whale]

this is true and even worse than my situation

[feral vessel]

Do you need experience to work in the mines?

[hidden whale]

I have experience in my field...

[feral vessel]

I didn't hear no bell.

[hidden whale]

3 years of it...

[somber scroll]

apparently here you need experience to work at the supermarket

[hidden whale]

eep copy paste fail

-> apply for job -> nothing -> apply for job -> nothing -> apply for job -> nothing -> apply for job -> nothing -> apply for job -> nothing

like throwing a hotdog into a pit

[somber scroll]

in my case there is also :
-> no inexperienced job offer in the region -> need to move out -> no money to move out -> need a job to have money ->

[gilded socket]

Gonna make me sad

[feral vessel]

huh

[somber scroll]

yea

[feral vessel]

That makes very little to no sense.

[somber scroll]

yet

it was the first time I'd been refused a job

[thick tulip]

I have a lot of experience. I go to the supermarket 3 times a week.

[somber scroll]

doesn't count for them apparently

[thick tulip]

Damn

[somber scroll]

need I to mention it was also 10 min walk from my location

[fiery wave]

The classic 5 years min experience for entry lvl jobs.

[somber scroll]

yeah

and all the certificates

[fiery wave]

You lack nepotism to get in, GL HF.

[thick coyote]

Damn

Should've been born into the CEO's family

[somber scroll]

companies when poor people are not on their agenda

[thick coyote]

Looooser

[hidden whale]

I had nepotism entry to a 6x11 hour job with a 45 min commute both ways

ugh...

I barely managed a year before I wanted to commit >.>

[gilded socket]

Hough

[low blade]

1 squilliam more job postings

[hidden whale]

yes dear ;.;

[thick coyote]

1 LinkedInllian more job posting

🗣️

[hidden whale]

fun fact

[dawn prism]

Is there something wrong with the game? I can't log in, getting backend error

[hidden whale]

try inputting ctrl + shift + alt + windows key + L

[somber scroll]

SPAM THEIR GMAIL UNTIL IT CANNOT TAKE MORE IN !!!!

[shy sandal]

My routine has been

post art -> no likes -> post art -> no likes -> post art -> no likes -> post art -> no likes -> post art -> no likes -> "omg i got a dm asking for a commission, yay!"

[somber scroll]

RAAAHH -dunk- -dunk- -dunk-

[tall grove]

My… what?

[somber stream]

Better than

Wake up > Work > Sleep Wake up > Work

[thick coyote]

Stop posting about shield banging
I'm tired of seeing
I was in a server right?
And AAAAALL of the channels were RAAAAH bang bang bang
I looked at my girlfriend and was like hey babe "RAAAAH bang bang bang "
RAAAAAH bang bang bang

[somber scroll]

RAAAWR DUNK DUNK DUNK

[shy sandal]

I'm confident linkedin is like instagram but for careers.

Everything there is fabricated and made up to make you look like a successful business/ person instead of actually being a middle men between companies and employees

[somber scroll]

when my 10 flayed ones are about to in fact, get flayed by one single flawless blade

[hidden whale]

oh hey you got a comission

gratz

[thick coyote]

Writing "Underwater Ceramics Specialist" instead of "dishwasher "

[hidden whale]

||I hope its not furry...||

[shy sandal]

It was an ENA: Dream BBQ related artwork

[thick coyote]

Actually
Rumors are those pay well

So you know

[hidden whale]

heyyyyyyyyyyy nice

thats a cool thing too

[somber scroll]

Furries are rich enough to design their own power armor

[hidden whale]

yes...

not just rumors...

[somber scroll]

is this enough of an evidence

[thick coyote]

Always have a plan to make money

[hidden whale]

furry conventions are an actual security threat because critical IT employees in high places attend them in high volume

[somber scroll]

robbing banks wild west style

[thick coyote]

That's...... a plan

Definitely not plan b but still

[somber scroll]

B positive

[fierce cave]

Blue waffle

[fierce cave]

Me when I see a women

[somber scroll]

chill bro

[fierce cave]

Clanker

[somber scroll]

ladies dont like skelets

😔

[fierce cave]

I like skeletons

Your android

Clanker

[somber scroll]

I prefer the term highly assisted "special" entity

[thick coyote]

And yet they have one underneath their skins

[shy sandal]

The truth is, the more nieche your community, the less artist will want to work on that.

And this creates a scarcity, meaning the work is valued more.

Supply and demand

[thick coyote]

#noticing

[fierce cave]

Autistic ass

[somber scroll]

as every iron warrior main

[shy sandal]

Pretty sure scenery artists and mecha artist get paid well aswel

[thick coyote]

Yes siree
So you gotta learn to exploit those and make your money go up

[somber scroll]

seggs pays best

[fair bridge]

i had that problem back when i did 3D commissions

i should probably pick that back up

[thick coyote]

Oversaturated market

🗣️

[somber scroll]

yet

there is always demand for the human touch

oh my god thats a terrible choice of words...

[somber stream]

Wait until they introduce android with synth skin

[fair bridge]

i think i'm going to treat myself to a good lunch today

just don't know where to go

[thick coyote]

Same

[fierce cave]

I prefer the term artificial person myself

[somber stream]

Fried chicken is the answer

[somber scroll]

flayed one

[fair bridge]

u might be a genius

[somber stream]

🍤

[fair bridge]

what's fucked up is that i live in the south and yet most of the "mom and pop restaurants" can't fucking do fried chicken right

[fierce cave]

That's shrimp

[shy sandal]

In all honesty, i've learned that commissions are less of a skill based thing and more of a good customer service thing.

Best way to make money with commissions is making the client feel welcomed and treated well, cause then he's more likely to ask for stuff with you again in the future.

[somber stream]

Pretend it's a chicken

[somber scroll]

not so shrimple

[fair bridge]

it's all gentrified flavorless spiceless shit

[drowsy lynx]

Fried chicken answers all questions

[fair bridge]

half these motherfuckers have never heard of paprika

[somber stream]

You live in South US and get served bland chicken there?

Outrageous

[fair bridge]

yes it's ridiculous

[little marten]

Chickun’

[shy sandal]

Always been interested in 3d modeling, how's it like?

[fierce cave]

Bla

Bla

[drowsy lynx]

The number of people that cannot tell the difference between spices and spicy is nuts

[fierce cave]

Black sheep

[fair bridge]

i started when i was a kid on roblox using roblox studio and eventually picked up blender

[fierce cave]

Mfs when stupid

[fair bridge]

i didn't do anything crazy. mostly niche doctor who stuff

got paid here and there - i mostly stayed within the sci-fi realm

[fierce cave]

Have you any wool?

[delicate vapor]

[fair bridge]

after i left the site i stopped doing 3D

i want to do it again but probably not commissions

[somber scroll]

excellent question I can neither yay or nay

[shy sandal]

I started doing commissions on roblox too.

100 robux for custom made uniforms for clan groups 🥀

[fair bridge]

i'd love to make a game

[fierce cave]

SHIT

[fair bridge]

😭

it's a good hustle

i tried the clan thing when i was a teenager and it was so fucking dumb

it was fun though

clan drama was the funniest shit in the world

[shy sandal]

never had to spend money on the game ever again, cause every month i get a few hundred robux from clothing sales

[fierce cave]

The clan with 3 k's?!

[somber scroll]

my wool is quantic and is the material fabric of time is made of

[fair bridge]

one of my friends ended up working for roblox

i wonder how he's doing

[fierce cave]

Uh oh

[shy sandal]

Every other week in the community i was from, someone had a google doc made on them for doxxing, racism, grooming, or server nuking another faction leader.

[fair bridge]

i just checked the website and they're calling the games page "charts" now

jesus christ

[shy sandal]

And then people would forget that person did all of that two months after 💔

[fair bridge]

i came up during a more innocent time when the worst thing someone would do is call someone a dickhead in private messages over skype

[shy sandal]

Can you guess what game this community was based on?

[somber stream]

Skype

[fair bridge]

warhammer 40k

[somber stream]

I haven't heard that name in years

[somber scroll]

space king

[fair bridge]

it's the space king community

they're chock full of em

but nah idk

probably F.E.A.R or smth, that was a huge thing back then

[somber scroll]

breaking bad community obviously

[amber delta]

SPACE KING

[somber scroll]

they hate women and lawful persons

[shy sandal]

Hint: It's the other sci-fi game franchise based around guys in armor shooting at giant green monsters that's full of chuds

[fair bridge]

oh fallout

[shy sandal]

Bingo

[fair bridge]

that tracks

man did you ever play those after the flash games

[somber scroll]

fallout fans are nutcases

I'm the cocreator of a MC mod that recreates fallout 1-3

holy... what number of crazies we got in the discord server