general-chat

[gloomy tartan]

Those are horrible

[frosty echo]

sitting on the couch with him
".... GODDAMMIT"

[gloomy tartan]

Horses crap too much

They need their own lane or something

Crapping in the middle of nature trails

[frosty echo]

they make ass bags for horses now

[gloomy tartan]

Atleast do it on the edge of the trail

Ain’t no one putting a diaper on they horse

Not for some walk in a trail

[frosty echo]

to be fair to the horses i dont think they're physically capable of bowel control

[gloomy tartan]

They could walk the horse on the side of the trail

Like it’s 2 lanes

[frosty echo]

ah yeah

[gloomy tartan]

Idk I’m used to dogs and you can kinda tell when a dog has to go

I assume if you are close with your horse

You can figure when they crap after eating

[frosty echo]

grass eaters like horses just go literally whenever

they dont use it as marking or have to hide it

[gloomy tartan]

The annoying part is

They have a horse trail lmao

[frosty echo]

its like barely poop but come on put on the ass bag its littering

[gloomy tartan]

They just like walking thru the normal trail

Yeah it’s literaly just like hay

[frosty echo]

if its below freezing i'd just kick it off the trail

[gloomy tartan]

It’s when it’s piled up

Like someone dumped a burlap sack lmao

[marsh iris]

horse diapers

[gloomy tartan]

Like that’s when it’s annoying nearly blocking off the trail lol

You kick frozen horse crap off trails ?

[frosty echo]

also shoutout to the people who dont pick up their dogs shit in the dog park figuring the rain will just wash it away
it does! into the streams! dangerously!

[gloomy tartan]

My trails river comes from sewage water

So

[marsh iris]

imagine the smell after the rain

[gloomy tartan]

Comes and goes with rain fall

[fallow ore]

Ew :(

[gloomy tartan]

From the drainage and canals

[frosty echo]

i do urban stream water quality monitoring and when theres a lot of rain the sampling spot near the dog park spikes in e. coli, phosphates, AND nitrates to dangerous levels

[marsh iris]

humid dogshit raping our noses

[gloomy tartan]

This sentence is terrible

[marsh iris]

[gloomy tartan]

Ain’t poop good for plants

Cuz of the nitrate

[frosty echo]

yes and no

[nocturne bloom]

guy down the road that owns horses dumped all his horse shit into the ditch on the side of the road. i had to yell at him because he contaminated EVERY well on our road

[somber stream]

Ah yes, shitology

[gloomy tartan]

So if a dog drops a turd on a tree or grass that doesn’t help nature

?

[frosty echo]

carnivore poop is not great fertilizer, but the big thing is that it doesnt stay in the soil, rain comes and washes it away as runoff

and then it causes algae blooms and stuff

[marsh iris]

goat poop best fertilizer

[frosty echo]

also dog poop is full of pathogens

like crazy full

[gloomy tartan]

But if it doesn’t get wet it fossilizes from the sun

[jaunty path]

I like the topic being poop

[gloomy tartan]

Dog poop as fertilizer

[frosty echo]

herbivore poop is the king of fertilizers though

[gloomy tartan]

Specifically

[arctic shoal]

[frosty echo]

we have some fun local drama going on with development permits and our streams

[jaunty path]

Vegans win once again

[gloomy tartan]

So your saying my dogs crap is useless and doesn’t help nature

That’s a shame

[jaunty path]

well

[shy sandal]

Mozart's favorite subject of literature

[jaunty path]

I see flys feast upon it

[gloomy tartan]

My orange and lemon tree seem to love it

[jaunty path]

lmfao

[gloomy tartan]

Turd fossils confuse me

Why do some become mummies

[somber stream]

The Shitification of general chat and its consequences

[jaunty path]

This is the first time I've seen a scatology discussion

[marsh iris]

Mummies Alive!

[nocturne bloom]

bats, actually

[shy sandal]

By Theodore Kashitsky

[frosty echo]

this dipshit registered some land as a nature preserve and hasnt paid taxes on it in decades now he wants to turn around and develop it
turns out we caught a sewage pipe bursting on the property and proved that the wetland currently there is the only reason the watershed didnt get flooded with poop water
no development for you!

[jaunty path]

I just took a sip of chocolate milk

[frosty echo]

🙂

[gloomy tartan]

Ew

[jaunty path]

It's chocolate milk

[marsh iris]

heh chocolate

[twin flower]

heh milk

[gloomy tartan]

It came from a choclate cow

[jaunty path]

its trve

[gloomy tartan]

Laronda the cow

[jaunty path]

Ya know

this reminds me

Mista Guido from jojo part 5 spoke about cannibalism

like

[gloomy tartan]

Is it cannibalism if you eat your clone

[jaunty path]

herbivores tasting better than carnivores

[twin flower]

i was about to say too

[gloomy tartan]

Like does it count if you eat your clone

[jaunty path]

our prime animals are moreso herbivores

[twin flower]

shes gonan mention cannibalism again isnt she

lmao

[somber stream]

Co.Author: Constance Schitt

[jaunty path]

Yes its human flesh

you're eating your own

still.

[gloomy tartan]

Are human clones still human

I mean

[jaunty path]

Like some consider biting your finger to be cannibalism

[gloomy tartan]

They’re more like lab meat at that point

[frosty echo]

carnivora musculature has a variety of differences from other families that make it taste generally pretty bad yeah

[marsh iris]

Approved by Donald Shit

[jaunty path]

is a clone of a dog a dog?

[gloomy tartan]

Like lab grown burgers lol

It’s some weird shit is what it is

[jaunty path]

is lab grown meat, meat?

[twin flower]

never tried it

so who knows

[shy sandal]

Co signed by Jeffrey Shitstain

[gloomy tartan]

It’s like

[twin flower]

they call it that but its prolly something else

[gloomy tartan]

Technically

[jaunty path]

Is synthesized diamond, diamond?

[frosty echo]

so normally what we do with cloning, with real tech, is we hollow out an egg and put the genome we're cloning inside, then implant the egg

[marsh iris]

Shitstain island nice

[frosty echo]

very different than attempts at vat meat etc

[gloomy tartan]

Missus would you try a manwich from clone meat

[trail bramble]

yep

[jaunty path]

I would try human meat yes.

[trail bramble]

yep

[frosty echo]

diamond is diamond indeed

[nocturne bloom]

technically yes since its made from muscle cells

[jaunty path]

ethically sourced human meat

[gloomy tartan]

Specifically a manwich

[jaunty path]

lab grown human meat

or like

[elder merlin]

[marsh iris]

labgrown meat is technically meat because it grows from actual cell

[gloomy tartan]

Like Hermes from futurisma ate

[jaunty path]

that one guys scenario

[frosty echo]

lab grown meat will probably be missing a lot of little stuff you dont even notice in your real meat

[jaunty path]

one guy on reddit ate his own amputated foot

it was cool as fuck

[frosty echo]

lymphatic components and stuff like that

[somber stream]

There are some available for purchase in Singapore

Do it

[gloomy tartan]

There was a guy who chopped off his wank and purse and served it

As some fancy art thing

Ppl paid to eat them

[frosty echo]

muscle is complicated 💀

[gloomy tartan]

It was apparently not really tasty

[marsh iris]

lab grown chopped wang?

[gloomy tartan]

Lmao

No

His own meat

He choped of his shmeat

[frosty echo]

as i get closer to my degree in biochemistry im beginning to suspect it's all complicated...

[gloomy tartan]

And served it cooked

[twin flower]

whoch meat tho

like what part

[frosty echo]

dong would be terrible

[gloomy tartan]

His shmeat and his bag

[marsh iris]

no

[twin flower]

what part of the body is that bro

[frosty echo]

its all like... cartilege? i think thats what the corpus collosum is made of

[twin flower]

the scmeat and big bag

[gloomy tartan]

The sword and family jewels

[somber stream]

[gloomy tartan]

Yes

[trail bramble]

yeah that German cannibal tried to eat it and it was allegedly very chewy

[gloomy tartan]

Apparently it tasted not good

[somber stream]

Lab grown salmon when

[twin flower]

just say dick and balls bruh

[gloomy tartan]

It was some Asian guy

He served it

[marsh iris]

one day there will be lab grown human meat

[gloomy tartan]

People paid to eat it

[jaunty path]

I believe it

[somber stream]

Pork is literally there

[twin flower]

wouldnt want to be trapped somewhere with missus

[gloomy tartan]

They said his balls were chewy and gamey

[frosty echo]

theres a reason people dont really eat animal penises for culinary reasons anywhere

[gloomy tartan]

And they didn’t finish them

Like they spit them out lol

[frosty echo]

people do eat testicles

[jaunty path]

Why the suspicion

[gloomy tartan]

Well apparently he didn’t cook his shit right

People didn’t even finish the meal

[twin flower]

Really?

[frosty echo]

humans not having a penis bone is kinda lame

[marsh iris]

i know theres japanese cuisine they eat fish sperm sac

[frosty echo]

robbed

[gloomy tartan]

Why is it lame bruh

It can still break

[marsh iris]

what theycall it, fish milt?

[gloomy tartan]

It just doesn’t have a bone

[jaunty path]

Just because I'm so casually talking about cannibalism doesn't mean I would immediately resort to cannibalism in a life or death situation

[sleek harness]

Why would you want your penis to have bones?

[frosty echo]

because if we did we'd have a penis bone, its self evident

[gloomy tartan]

Missus would eat something random

Like your pinky

[frosty echo]

most penises have bones we're an anomaly

[trail bramble]

literally every other mammal has a penis bone actually

[twin flower]

Would eat a random person more like

[gloomy tartan]

Some shit you wouldn’t notice

[marsh iris]

penis bone is made of blood vessels

[gloomy tartan]

If you had a penis bone

It could shatter

[jaunty path]

leg. So they can't run away.

[gloomy tartan]

And break thru

[marsh iris]

just use a splint

[twin flower]

[sleek harness]

People can run away with arms

Fool

[twin flower]

penis splint is wild bro

[fallen tree]

i tuned in at a great time, dick chat

[gloomy tartan]

You know how your femur can break thru your leg

Imagine that being a smeat bone

Fuck no

No thank you

[spice iris]

your penis bone heals back stronger

[gloomy tartan]

It heals at a broken angle

[jaunty path]

It's actually the most painful bone to break

[gloomy tartan]

You have a right angle shmeat

[spice iris]

just break it again

[twin flower]

taking rock hard to the next level am i right

gotta train that shit

[sleek harness]

I don't want to have a penis bone, it sounds painful if it breaks

[gloomy tartan]

What about the tail bone?

[jaunty path]

idk

[gloomy tartan]

Then you can’t sit?

I have heard femur is the worst pain

[arctic escarp]

human anatomy talk can finally be crossed on topic to talk about list

[gloomy tartan]

There was some scp that you lure with a contraption that shatters someone’s femurs to lure the creature to the cries of pain

[spice iris]

human?

[marsh iris]

penis bone training, shatter it everyday to coom back stronger

[jaunty path]

The thigh is a good steak 100%

[gloomy tartan]

Why do horse legs have more in common with fingers than legs

They basically run on fingers and it’s fucked up

[spice iris]

bro i thought we were talking about red rockets

[jaunty path]

WE EATING PPL HERE

[gloomy tartan]

Consensually

[jaunty path]

uh

yeah

[gloomy tartan]

You gotta sign the contract to agree to be eaten

[jaunty path]

[arctic escarp]

aint this the case with a murder case

someone consentualyly agreed to be murdered and eaten

[spice iris]

cannibalistic confidence fraud is real bro

[marsh iris]

that japan guy ate a white woman something something

[gloomy tartan]

I pray it’s not real lol

Hey would y’all cheat at drawing straws

[jaunty path]

Malarkey could a girl be cute enough for you to let her take a bite out of you

be honest

[gloomy tartan]

If the loser got ate

[arctic escarp]

only as far as hickeys

[twin flower]

like playful bite

[gloomy tartan]

I would cheat

[twin flower]

?

[arctic escarp]

I aint tryna become food

[sleek harness]

Cannibalism is bad

[jaunty path]

okay but what if shes like really really cute

[sleek harness]

If you are a human

[arctic escarp]

also bite injuries can leave nasty infections 💀

[marsh iris]

a little nibble

just the tip

[gloomy tartan]

Would you forgive a lover if they took a bite out of your ass cheek

[jaunty path]

clean

easy

[arctic shoal]

🐀

[lime beacon]

[jaunty path]

hiii

[arctic escarp]

like I said only hickeys or bite marks

[sleek harness]

Don't judge me

[spice iris]

cannibalism is good because it turns corpses into gross produce for the economy

[jaunty path]

fineeee sure

[gloomy tartan]

What’s worse cannibalism or ripping ass in bed

[arctic escarp]

Im not consentually agreeing you to eat me missus

[jaunty path]

I think I should withdrawal from this topic before I say too much

[jaunty path]

Hey I never said me.

Plus like

when have I ever skinned you consentually?

[icy wedge]

easiest class to clear havoc 40 on?

[jaunty path]

I skin people when I want to

[gloomy tartan]

Do you think you can teach birds to scalp people

[jaunty path]

arbites

[gloomy tartan]

The class your good at

[jaunty path]

probably

[clever horizon]

Ogryn

[arctic escarp]

freaky ahh

[gloomy tartan]

I know hawks and falcons are willing to attack people

[delicate vapor]

did the cadian helmet actually get a visor or am I tweaking

[gloomy tartan]

Which cadian helm

The flight one?

Yeah

[delicate vapor]

red visor right

[gloomy tartan]

Drop ship one ?

[somber stream]

Orange

[jaunty path]

I'm so normal.

[gloomy tartan]

I forget the color

[jaunty path]

I'm sooo normal

[delicate vapor]

[gloomy tartan]

I’m waiting for a kasrkin one

You know what’s FUCKED up

None of the krieg helms have tubes

[jaunty path]

I said literally nothing weird so

normal

[delicate vapor]

ok reinstalling darktide

[jaunty path]

that shit aint working

[delicate vapor]

normal but in a darktide server

[gloomy tartan]

But my random ass parade polish flak helm does

[arctic escarp]

who is this doro character

[gloomy tartan]

It feels like a fuck you to the krieg lol

[jaunty path]

YOU are going to hell when you die bc ur in a sm2 discord

[gloomy tartan]

Like they have tubes

[delicate vapor]

WE

[gloomy tartan]

They just don’t wanna give the Kriegs tubes

[delicate vapor]

will go to hell

[gloomy tartan]

Cuz fuck em

[arctic escarp]

yea

[marsh iris]

tubes? like tube top?

[arctic escarp]

fuck krieg fans

[gloomy tartan]

The steel legion parade polish flak helm has a gas mask tube but the krieg masks don’t

[jaunty path]

am good christian

[lime beacon]

At first I thought they didn’t give Krieg tubes because of the transmog, but yeah, they pulled it off well for steel legion

[delicate vapor]

[gloomy tartan]

Not all steel legion mask have it

[arctic escarp]

because krieg fans dont deserve good stuff

[somber stream]

The tube for Steel legion went the wrong way

[gloomy tartan]

But my parade polish mask does

[lime beacon]

True

[somber stream]

It was supposed to connect to the chest piece

[marsh iris]

sausage tubes

[trail bramble]

It's from one of them gachas
I think NIKKE?

[somber stream]

Toobs

[gloomy tartan]

Atleast I have a mask tube

Jealous

[arctic escarp]

whats so notorious about her

[gloomy tartan]

I even have a vox that works

[delicate vapor]

doro is her part

[gloomy tartan]

Not one of these broke ass voxs people use

[trail bramble]

she's just a community gremlin
you draw a doro blowing someone up with a pipebomb, you draw a doro eating cold beans out of a can, you do whatever with it

[marsh iris]

krieg? you mean the black steel legion?

[arctic escarp]

icic

[lime beacon]

If I hear one more “get my shovel” I’m gonna bust

[gloomy tartan]

The kriegs lost the right to gasmask tubes

They tried to rebel again

[arctic escarp]

I looked up how many results of the n word being uttered and some of the sentences used are quite funny i cant lie

[trail bramble]

I thought some kreigs wore snout style gasmasks

[gloomy tartan]

They have no tube mask versions in game

Not a one

[lime beacon]

Are krieg the green mushrooms that yell “cowabunga”

[marsh iris]

OG kriegs uses black washing machine tubes

[arctic escarp]

but i'll tell you what the highlight was: a voicechat recording from one of the strike teams here that started immediately with someone saying "the jews, n***. who else controls everything?" 😭

[arctic shoal]

[lime beacon]

[rough verge]

Type shit

[arctic shoal]

If you don't have krieg look like French culture references you are doing it wrong

[arctic escarp]

yall deep rock n*** need to stfu, this aint your game say it properly, FOR THE EMPEROR or THE SERVERS BROKE BEFORE THE GUARD DID 💀

[somber stream]

Blue Krieg is superior

[lime beacon]

Expidition 33?

[arctic escarp]

Im fucking dying

[marsh iris]

not yellow krieg?

[trail bramble]

tbf the french in WW1 didn't use tube gasmasks either

[somber stream]

I'm not aware there being a yellow krieg

[marsh iris]

[gloomy tartan]

Krieg are French

Tf

No one told me this

[delicate vapor]

oh that reminded me one of my cats gave birth to 5 kittens today

idk what to call them

[gloomy tartan]

Thought they were Germans

What with krieg

Blitzkrieg

[somber stream]

#darktide-driptide message
French Krieg

[nocturne bloom]

they literally wear french outfits

[marsh iris]

you are sweating while you said it

[trail bramble]

They're French German and Russian but mostly french

[gloomy tartan]

I mean they have a German sounding name

They don’t usually sound French

[rough verge]

Deep rock? What did deep rock do

[arctic escarp]

only thing German about Krieg is the names and the helmet

[gloomy tartan]

I just assumed they were the Germans of darktide

[arctic escarp]

iirc theres french named kriegers

[twin flower]

Kriegers have names?

[trail bramble]

||be better than darktide lmaoooo||

[twin flower]

Dont they only have designated trooper numbers

[arctic escarp]

iunno 😭

[gloomy tartan]

Well I didn’t realize they had any French influence

[marsh iris]

what if kriegs are just aliens

[gloomy tartan]

I didn’t fucking notice it lol

[lime beacon]

What if krieg is just Joe mama

Got em

[trail bramble]

their greatcoats and much of the rest of their uniforms are patterned after the french in WW1
the typical blue colouring is also lifted from french uniforms of the era

[gloomy tartan]

It looks gray to me

[somber stream]

Virgin Krieg rebelling and nuking themselves silly vs Chad Steel Legion fighting against Greenskins and daemons for millenias while remaining true to the throne

[gloomy tartan]

I assumed it was Germans in ww1 with the masks and names and the grey uniforms

Didn’t realize they had colored uniforms

[arctic escarp]

they fielded both grey and blue

[gloomy tartan]

Was confused seeing them in the shop

[arctic escarp]

also GW encourages alt paint schemes

[marsh iris]

pink kriegs

[lime beacon]

Krieg would have won the war for Armageddon in 3 days

[gloomy tartan]

I’ve only been encountered generic grey krieg in pop culture

[arctic escarp]

so you can have kriegers with your own colors or camo patterns

fun fact: krieg started as a Steel Legion alternate paint scheme

[somber stream]

Fun fact: There exist several Krieg regiment on Armagaddon rn

[rough verge]

I think it would be really funny if GW made it so many custodes were secretly alien races cause that would make people mad

[arctic escarp]

female aliens

[gloomy tartan]

Lesbian aliens

[rough verge]

Androgynous lesbian alien feminists

[marsh iris]

where

[lime beacon]

If games workshop makes Xenos custodes ill eat my hat

[gloomy tartan]

Who are into jazz

[marsh iris]

female xenos custodes

[rough verge]

Tau androgynous alien feminist obese custodes

[lime beacon]

I’ll reach into the toilet and eat my own shit

[arctic escarp]

space king currently has a perfect opportunity rn

[trail bramble]

Holy shit Ursula Le Guin reference

[arctic escarp]

to make an episode called girls are allowed

[arctic shoal]

[trail bramble]

stop stop, I can only get so erect

[marsh iris]

gotta genderkeep fictional worlds

[rough verge]

Freakbob over here

[rough verge]

Is that like a kink or

[slim flicker]

plus health or plus toughness curio better

[arctic shoal]

Toughness, but health can have a niche use to not be 1 shot by certain situations

[arctic escarp]

you think Sefoni puts some of the rejects on sensory deprivation

like she just puts a favorite personality to toy with

[rough verge]

Male cutthroat is secretly a bottom

[slim flicker]

i have 1 toughness, 1 health, and 1 wound for my psyker rn

tuff mango phonk

[rough verge]

Mango mango mango

Sorry guys im geekimg

[somber stream]

My mango, is to blow up

[rough verge]

Off the za

[arctic escarp]

tuff 🥀

[slim flicker]

i'm gonna be switzerland

[shy sandal]

Steel legion? you mean the second most popular trench based regiment?

[rough verge]

Kitty❗️ you are so Portuguese🇵🇹

[somber stream]

Would be interesting to see how a Legionaire and a Kriegger interact with one another

One is a stowieck machine and the other, borderline hive ganger

[arctic escarp]

they would fuck ofc

[somber stream]

Dang

[arctic shoal]

Weren't the Trench Pilgrims the second most popular?

[shy sandal]

I feel the stereotype for Steel Legion is they are professional competitors in the "I have it worse" olympics, and the Krieg are too zealous to complain or say anything

[somber stream]

Krieg do bitch

According to the newest book

Basically just your average guard but masked

[rough verge]

I havent heard of steel legion

[shy sandal]

Yeah, but i feel they complain between themselves instead of going "Oh, you think this is bad? Back in Armaggedon-" yapp yapp

[marsh iris]

"I hate the way this doesnt suck"

[shy sandal]

Steel legion give me boomer vietnam veteran vibes, i can't explain it

[somber stream]

They're proud of their service and surviving the shit show that's their planet

Just, look at Morrow lol

Still a proud Legionaire

[arctic shoal]

Morrow is based tho

unlike Hadron

Or worse Alice

[somber stream]

Yeah and he's your average Steel Legion sergreant

[marsh iris]

the most stable person on the ship

[modern bobcat]

and he killed chaos space marine

[somber stream]

Took about a company but yeah

[shy sandal]

If i had to describe in darktide terms.

Loose Cannon is your average steel legion criminal turned soldier

And Krieg is your average Professional who is just trying their best to keep with the program

[modern bobcat]

a company flicking flashlights on and off, while Morrow solo'd the CSM himself

they used their flashlights to distract the CSM like pointing a laser pointer at someone's face

[shy sandal]

Like, I feel Steel Legion would talk back if given orders.

Krieg wouldn't even dream of talking back in front of a commissar

[marsh iris]

i feel LC wasnt a criminal before they joined the guard, probably forced into it and just doing what they feel like doing

[jaunty path]

should I name my scum crackhead lesbian

Methhead Lesbian sounds good too

[shy sandal]

Scissors Sniffer

[somber stream]

Both will shoot their Commissar, but for different reason

[shy sandal]

Double meaning

Honestly out of all regiments i was introduced to, i feel i enjoy the Vostroyans the most

From aesthetic to lore, they feel very unique and interesting

[delicate vapor]

[gloomy tartan]

I like the cadian green

It’s a nice green

[shy sandal]

Least favorite one is prolly a tie between the Praetorian Guard and Moridian Iron Guard. Because they feel like the least inspired regiments.

If you replace their minis with generic zulu war's english soldiers, and american dress uniforms miniatures, you can't tell the difference 😭

[gloomy tartan]

Then Zulu wars are kinda messed up

Some dudes on a hill shooting a billion dudes with spears

Writing home about how it was such a legendary harrowing battle

When your just shooting dudes running at you with a spear using your rifle

[shy sandal]

I have an unpopular opinion on this, but i feel Cadia is overhated.

Their only sins are having ptsd, and being the default regiment, so other regiments can stand out and seem more interesting.

[gloomy tartan]

It’s like hating on original flavor chips

It’s just Mob mentality lol

[rough verge]

Cadians got that shit on

[rare pulsar]

Cadians think they something special.

Had their faith been stronger im sure the planet would not have fallen.

[rough verge]

True

But they got that shit on

[inner cedar]

anyone else having problems with there mods? i logged in the game and none of them are working

[delicate kite]

Guys guys guys

[inner cedar]

was there a update or something

[delicate kite]

Arbites cosmetics tommorow

[shy sandal]

yes, hotfix

[jaunty path]

mhm, they didn't announce it on discord for some reason.

[inner cedar]

is there anyway to fix it rn? or have to wait

[shy sandal]

Hopium, i want to believe

[delicate kite]

No hopium

Facts

[jaunty path]

update ur mods

[inner cedar]

do i just go to nexus for that?

[jaunty path]

Are you using vortex

[inner cedar]

no im using nexus

[jaunty path]

vortex is nexus mod manager

[inner cedar]

oh

[jaunty path]

@shy sandal whats wrong with vortex????

[delicate vapor]

i hate that mission

oh you mean mods

[jaunty path]

yea

lmao

[shy sandal]

There are better alternatives available for most games, and vortex is the one that attempts to do all, but does it arguably worse than everyone else.

[inner cedar]

im just using one by aussiemon

[shy sandal]

It's "good" if you wanna just slap mods and not think about it, but good luck if you have any mod conflicts because vortex will just go "Yeah, go fuck yourself, lol"

[fallen tree]

i hate vortex, had to use it recently

doing it manual is better imo

but thats how i grew up modding

[shy sandal]

Or just download a better mod manager like MO2

[fallen tree]

true

[cosmic burrow]

I like vortex

[marsh iris]

vortex is trash

the duality of man

[fallen tree]

so many unnecessary "fix this fix that" notifs

[shy sandal]

Have you tried any other mod managers though?

[gloomy tartan]

I miss space jam

[somber stream]

Someone had issue with their Argonian maid

[earnest oyster]

i did it manual until recently, im too old to do keep doing it with every new vegas install i do

[gloomy tartan]

High elf’s are fooking yellow

[earnest oyster]

vortex is so ez

[somber stream]

Kill elves

(skyrim)

[rare pulsar]

Vortex is good

[gloomy tartan]

Knife ears are evilllll

[arctic escarp]

yano I might sub to nexus just to install a modlist that Im strugging to install manually 💀

[rare pulsar]

The only decent mod manager

[arctic escarp]

capitalism won

Im spending money on convenience

[earnest oyster]

brb installing 100 new vegas mods over 1 week and never playing them

[gloomy tartan]

What if Santa was a dwarf

[rare pulsar]

What if were all dwarfs and we just dont know caise all the normal sized people are gone.

[shy sandal]

Try Mod Organizer 2, it's the one i reccomend for bethesda titles

[gloomy tartan]

I’ve met some tall European women

Like mountain tall

High altitude does wonder for growth I guess

[rare pulsar]

Mod manager 2 is overly complicated imo for no reason.

[earnest oyster]

i did, but it's all manual though, vortex is all 1 click install, download

[rare pulsar]

Might aswell just do it manually atp

[gloomy tartan]

I mean bitched that could hit the cieling if they jumped

[earnest oyster]

it's no problem, but gets really tiring after 4 installs

[somber stream]

Mod Organizer is for the more advanced mods ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[shy sandal]

Vortex imo is more convenient, but its also very lazy due to the same reason it is convenient.

[rare pulsar]

Not even

Dont need it for anything imo

Just overly complicated mm

[somber stream]

Some combat system mod only work with MO2 while playing Skyrim for me

Like For Honor

[rare pulsar]

If i get a mod manager i want it to actually manage my mods.

With mm2 i still have to do all that basically

[shy sandal]

As i said, Vortex is good for people who just want to slap big chungus mods into skyrim and not think too much about it. If you're going for something even slightly more complex, it shits itself

[rare pulsar]

Not really

It works fine for me

[shy sandal]

It is very limiting on that regard and it's why i feel there are better alternatives available

[rare pulsar]

Idk whatod can i not dl for skyrim with vortex?

[earnest oyster]

manually installing enb shaders and mods actually made new vegas shit itself more often than not, vortex made me see the light @_@

[twin flower]

just go vanilla

[arctic escarp]

genes and diet

[gloomy tartan]

I felt like I was looking at a Amazon or something

They were so fookin tall

[earnest oyster]

cant talk about skyrim

yet

darktide works really well with vortex

[shy sandal]

Mod conflicts and larger load orders.

I'm starting to feel this is the equivalent to "Mac vs. PC" or "Windows vs. Linux" argument, so maybe it's just a convenience vs. freedom debate at the end of the day.

[gloomy tartan]

Hey

[rare pulsar]

Thats not an argument tho

Vortex sorts mods automatically

So load order is not an issue

[gloomy tartan]

Could we Cary darktide bulky guns if they were hollowed or something

[shy sandal]

And it does a very poor job at that, lol

[gloomy tartan]

Like the slits on some guns for heat vents

[rare pulsar]

Does a very good job actually

I think u might be biased

[gloomy tartan]

Or are they just too big for smoll arms

[shy sandal]

ENB is not meant for the creation engine, i'd recommend using reshade to have less issues with it

[earnest oyster]

I tried reshade, it looked meh

[arctic escarp]

reshade my beloved

[rough verge]

I had chinese today :]

[gloomy tartan]

Chinese what

[rough verge]

Food

[shy sandal]

I am because i tried really hard to make vortex work, and every time i had to make a fresh reinstall after a few weeks because vortex would corrupt something on my game and i would have no clue what the issue was.

Tried MO2, and never had that issue anymore with 300+ mods on Fallout 4 and New Vegas

[gloomy tartan]

Egg roll?

[rough verge]

No :/

[twin flower]

chinese man

ate a whole person

[gloomy tartan]

Hey

Would you rather be master

Or blaster

[arctic shoal]

Only vortex is like picking a decade old Linux vortex is really, really bad

[twin flower]

[rare pulsar]

[gloomy tartan]

Master blaster from mad max

Big guy with chainsaw

Little guy on his back

Liek Luke and yoda

[gloomy tartan]

Or fera torr from mortal kombat

I wouldn’t mind riding on someone’s back like yoda

[rare pulsar]

Prolly master blaster

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah but

The top guy

Or the bottom guy

[rough verge]

What is bro on abkut

[gloomy tartan]

Big guy

Or regular guy

[arctic shoal]

Most of the conflicts for DD modding stem from vortex been trash

[gloomy tartan]

Would you rather be the big ogryn or a veteran riding on his back like yoda basically

[rare pulsar]

The regular guy i think id enjoy a midget riding on me shoulder

[arctic shoal]

bg3 too

[rare pulsar]

Never had any issues

[little marten]

Hello

[rare pulsar]

Idk how u can struggle so much with vortex tbh

[twin flower]

Henlo

[gloomy tartan]

I wanna ride on a ogryns shoulder

[arctic shoal]

'Never happened to me'

[gloomy tartan]

Be fun

Like shooting from a mobile tower platform

[rare pulsar]

Exactly idk what you are even referring to.

[earnest oyster]

[rare pulsar]

Skyrim with vortex allways worked like a charm

[earnest oyster]

gamesworkshop is listening

[arctic shoal]

Vortex is spagetti coded for many games

[earnest oyster]

careful

[rare pulsar]

K

[twin flower]

what they listening for

[earnest oyster]

for things people want - they will punish us

[arctic shoal]

So it often 'skips' entire files or worse drops them in the wrong registry

It's the reason I've had to help users clean game installs for the BB mod for many, many hours

Skyrim is fine...ish aslong as you don't stick with texture altering mods, for creators just manually install, it'll save sanity

[gloomy tartan]

Y’all never wanted to be yoda

Ride in a giants backpack

[rare pulsar]

I had texture mods en masse bro

[twin flower]

Nah just you bruh

[shy sandal]

Vortex users just want to download mods and not really think about it that much, and it does an alright job at that.

I can't hate people for wanting convenience, but i do sigh when my friend asks for help when modding something and i see that orange ui, cause i know somewhere down on the future they will inevitably make their game crash on bootup and will have to do a fresh reinstall.

[arctic escarp]

I can only speak of my personal experience and Mod Organizer 2 for me is infinitely more usable and accesible than Vortex and its shit tier UI

[arctic shoal]

Lucky you.

[rare pulsar]

Not really

[maiden raft]

Hello, question when and how often does the store update?

[fierce cave]

Chat is talking about random stuff

[gloomy tartan]

I mean I’ll take a jet pack

I just get tired of walking

[fierce cave]

Every 2 weeks

[twin flower]

Which one

[rare pulsar]

I think i just installed it correctly honestly nothing to do with luck.

[twin flower]

talking about modding stuff

[maiden raft]

when will it next update and what day so i can keep track, please

[wooden creek]

Thursday

[twin flower]

tammaro

I think

[wooden creek]

Oldest page is rotated out, new page is rotated in

[fierce cave]

Each one stays for a month

[arctic shoal]

Is this bait or do you really want me to engage with this?

[rare pulsar]

I bet its gonna be abyssmal dogshit cosmetics again.

[twin flower]

i see people say its about cadian drips

idk where they see it ahead of time tho

[rare pulsar]

Yes elephant in the room

[wooden creek]

Dataminers are smelling Cadians on the wind

[arctic escarp]

now heres the elephant in the room

[twin flower]

do they like announce it somewhere

these dataminers that is

[arctic escarp]

I think people post stuff in the drip channel

[wooden creek]

Usually in the driptide channel

[twin flower]

oh, huh

good to know

[low blade]

Driptide dataminers already found it Cadians. Full helmet with lens and rebreather and all

#darktide-driptide message

[marsh iris]

need dataminer meme for arb cosmetics. the meme where a man gave up mining but so close to gems

[low blade]

But only two sets for Cadians so

[rare pulsar]

I want the inquisition sets again

Nothing else

[jaunty path]

if ur pets could speak

what would they sound like

[marsh iris]

throw it out the window

[earnest oyster]

no arbites cosmetics ever happens

[jaunty path]

I know some of you have critters crawling about

[low blade]

There is an unreleased Jacket recolor but thats it afaik

[rare pulsar]

They can get lost with aAaaaaaal the other slop

[low blade]

I picked up the Vet and Zealot for those. Funny hat

[marsh iris]

what if bed mites could speak

[twin flower]

arent they too small

how would you hear it

[arctic escarp]

more cadian slop 🥀

[earnest oyster]

is fs still on vacation

[marsh iris]

speak in noticeable volume

[rare pulsar]

Yeah goated hats

And coats

[twin flower]

you just hear a thousand tiny voices

[marsh iris]

mwahahhaa

[low blade]

I dont play a Cadian but its sorta peak

[shy sandal]

Mine would sound like Orson Welles, prolly

[marsh iris]

"this human skin sucks, they just bathed, we want the stank!"

[arctic escarp]

its sorta mid 🥀

[shy sandal]

most specifically from that wine commercial

[twin flower]

god no

[low blade]

I mean compared to the supremacy of the Armageddon Steel Legion, everything is

[shy sandal]

I'm just glad it's not another krieg rerun

[marsh iris]

time to sleep on the floor

[twin flower]

time to burn the bed everytime you hear something

[shy sandal]

Armaglazed Still Mid-ion

[low blade]

Bait used to be believable

[arctic escarp]

armageddon peak mountain

[earnest oyster]

considering the veteran armors you can get for free/penances im surprised those cadian armors are DLC

they look very similar

wait.. not surprised

who im i kidding

[shy sandal]

So called "free thinkers" when they see a gas mask and trench coat wearing regiment:

[earnest oyster]

i just want a single free set please fatshark

i will even pretend to not like chaos this time

[somber stream]

Bare feet cosmetic for Psyker

[jaunty path]

no

scum

[lilac crag]

I'll kill you

[gloomy tartan]

I have a cadian jacket

[jaunty path]

🙏

[gloomy tartan]

Shits hype

[somber stream]

Nah you won't

[earnest oyster]

already done for Ogryns

[somber stream]

Yes but, Psyker

[lilac crag]

euthanize this man

[rough verge]

Bare feet redesign for Commissar dukhane

[earnest oyster]

fatshark needs some convincing

[gloomy tartan]

Show them the money

[somber stream]

It will sell

It's like the sky is blue

[gloomy tartan]

People find my mechanical feet in gsme amusing

[earnest oyster]

the world is not ready for psyker feet

[shy sandal]

Admech Adjacent cosmetics.

[gloomy tartan]

It never will be

[arctic shoal]

Maybe we can convince Fatshark to crossover with Signalis instead?

[shy sandal]

That will sell

[jaunty path]

not happening

[rough verge]

Rock and stone!

[twin flower]

interesting choice tho

[shy sandal]

They did release those "Arbites at home" sets a week before they released the class

[somber stream]

Kolibri waif

[little marten]

WE WONT ALL FIT!!!!!

[earnest oyster]

gamesworkshop pointing a gun at fatshark

[molten charm]

Can i clear my location ping? Say if i try to tag an enemy but it dies or i miss and it tags a spot on the ground

[twin flower]

id like to see fatshark make other games again tho

doesnt have do be 40k related imo

[somber stream]

Darktide x Helldivers

[shy sandal]

They have to pay the bills though

[twin flower]

are they poor or something

[shy sandal]

"Marvel x DC" aah comment

[somber stream]

Wait and see

[little marten]

War of the roses 2

[shy sandal]

For Honor x Vermintide 2 skins

Kruber Warden, Saltzpyre Virtuosa

[molten charm]

They should get the license for the skibidi toilet IP and make "Flushtide" where you fight a horde of skibidi toilets

[shy sandal]

Kerillian Peacekeeper

[somber stream]

Creamed

Yes please

[little marten]

Avatide

Tide mechanics
Avatar universe

[marsh iris]

creamed huh

[twin flower]

avalar like in pandora?

or last airbender

[little marten]

Blue

[somber stream]

Like the one with 4 elements or blue people

[arctic shoal]

🤮

[little marten]

Avatar blue

[cosmic burrow]

Yes i can confidently say that mo2 is trash

[little marten]

Jake sully

[twin flower]

blue treeple

[somber stream]

Alienussy

[twin flower]

treenussy

[marsh iris]

blue alien hair sex

[molten charm]

But which side though? 4 earth marines vs blue tide or vice versa

[shy sandal]

Then i won't try to convince you otherwise. What works for you, works for you

[twin flower]

you just gotta 'connect' with everything that has those tentacle things

[little marten]

It took 3 movies but society is finally at the stage where we are truly ready to fuck naavi

[nocturne bloom]

I was having such a good night, and then realized I have to pay car insurance today

[cosmic burrow]

Stalker gamma forces that. And mo2 did not want to work

[twin flower]

wasnt it already more apparent since the 2nd movie

[little marten]

We’d be naavi fighting humans and the exo suits would be the specialists

[elder merlin]

[shy sandal]

At least you don't gotta pay Car Tax, and House Tax

[little marten]

Oh.. then I was late

[nocturne bloom]

I do pay car tax

[jaunty path]

i hate taxes

[cosmic burrow]

And for crapthesda games vortex is more than enough

[little marten]

Only tax you pay is fanum no cap

[nocturne bloom]

And I actually help with my houses bills like a good child

[marsh iris]

that reminds me i have to pay to extend my vehicle certificate of entitlement

[arctic shoal]

Another vortex user

[jaunty path]

vortex is fine

[elder merlin]

Imagine having a car

[jaunty path]

yall are just whinersss

[little marten]

No

[elder merlin]

Couldnt be me

[little marten]

Cars are for Uber drivers

I’m not an Uber driver hahahaha

[nocturne bloom]

I also pay for a carry permit, trapping permit, hunting permit, retirement...

A lot

[jaunty path]

wait wait

you

[molten charm]

Ya got a loicence for that permit?

[jaunty path]

need to pay for a permit after earning it?

[nocturne bloom]

To renew

[jaunty path]

oh

[hidden whale]

I pay for rent

[marsh iris]

rights permit

[hidden whale]

and literally nothing else

[rough verge]

I have a car but no liscence

[hidden whale]

besides groceries

[arctic shoal]

It's one of the reasons most people don't read mod descriptions for conflicts, installation or dependencies

[little marten]

BILLS

[marsh iris]

adulting yall

[shy sandal]

It's serviceable, but i still like to suggest other alternatives over it, because they usually have more options and give you more control over your mods

[hidden whale]

explode

[arctic shoal]

That and overall been inferior to other options specially for creators

[little marten]

I just claim unemployment benefits while selling AI art on commission websites for pocket money

[arctic shoal]

[elder merlin]

Sounds gay

[nocturne bloom]

People shit on vortex but fail to realize its marketed towards people who dont have the time to learn more in depth ones

[elder merlin]

"Retirement"? Da hell is dat

[hidden whale]

this is ragebait... I will not be baited... I WILL not be baited... I will NOT be baited... ahhh... RAAAA

[nocturne bloom]

You should know

[marsh iris]

retiring on passive AI slop

[little marten]

When you guys say vortex do you mean the mod loader lmao

[earnest oyster]

based

i dont use roads

[elder merlin]

Listen, my retirement is gonna be a bullet to the chest and skull

[shy sandal]

Exaclty, i will still shit on it though.

Understanding doesn't mean agreeing

[earnest oyster]

jk

[little marten]

I hope they shoot your chest first so you suffer before the headshot mercy

[hidden whale]

I bought it for a month because I wanted to get cyberpunk 2077 mods but installing each individual one took several minutes of download time

[marsh iris]

mozambique drill retirement

[hidden whale]

so I said fuck it and let it do the whole thing automatically

[slim flicker]

can darktide be modded with vortex

[little marten]

I didn’t mean that 🙁

[hidden whale]

what kind of salad...?

[arctic shoal]

And anyone troubleshooting for mods like legends or rim hammer has to suffer the vortex user

Not because vortex doesn't do what is advertised, but because the sort of user to run mods with vortex can't read

[shy sandal]

I think so

[slim flicker]

salud

[rain idol]

Needing a permit for hunting has always peeved me off

[slim flicker]

i've been dragging files manually for darktide lol

[hidden whale]

caesar? house? vinaigrette? thousand island? chef?

southwest?

[slim flicker]

salad finger'

[little marten]

😡

[slim flicker]

i use vortex for skyrim tho it's pretty quick

[nocturne bloom]

Im just saying as someone who uses FOUR mod managers actively that vortex isnt nearly as bad as people say, all its issues are fixable.
But understandably we all have a preference

[nocturne bloom]

For me its the fact you need a seperate one for trapping

[somber stream]

[slim flicker]

sausage

[nocturne bloom]

Trapping is a part of hunting

[earnest oyster]

if something stops working it must be a nightmare to update

[hidden whale]

ahh. meat salad

[hidden whale]

thats good too

[marsh iris]

i cut and paste moods

[nocturne bloom]

Darktide is extremely easy to manual mod and I actually recommend it over a loader

[little marten]

You’d eat the middle you freak

[modern bobcat]

#darktide-pics-vids message Choose your seat

[earnest oyster]

anyone watched Pluribus? stopped at episode 4, started dragging on

[elder merlin]

Im the one who is gonna be doing it lol

[somber stream]

[elder merlin]

[rain idol]

Before my health took a dip I used to go hunting and fishing with my dad often he would often complain how annoying he found it to need some sort of license to go hunting

[marsh iris]

bravo vince

[nocturne bloom]

Especially on land you own

[shy sandal]

Another reason i kind of hate vortex though is because i'm always the friend who ends up having to do "tech support" because someone decided to click "download" over and over without using their brain, and now their game won't even start

[nocturne bloom]

Horrible

[marsh iris]

Pillete

[somber stream]

[rain idol]

Especially on land you own I live right beside a bloody river I shouldn’t need a fucking license or anything similar to use said River

[nocturne bloom]

Thats a person error imo. Dont read descriptions and reports then thats on you

[hidden whale]

you need a license to fish in your own river? hmm...

[nocturne bloom]

I got vortex running fallout new vegas with around 8000 mods no problem

[hidden whale]

I guess it does run through multiple properties probably

[shy sandal]

Vortex users use vortex specifically cause they don't want to read instructions though

[arctic escarp]

vortex users are illiterate thats true

[earnest oyster]

not illiterate just no attention span to read 😭

[rain idol]

I live in the middle of bumfuck nowhere, the only people that are close to it are about 40,000 feet upstream

[nocturne bloom]

I dont really think anyone cares about the fishing on your land part. If a game warden or cop walks up to me on my land they can fuck right off

[hidden whale]

okay then whats stopping you from just fishing lol?

are game wardens camping your house? xd

[nocturne bloom]

A lot of money

But again

I dont think the fishing on your land part is enforced as much

[little marten]

Guys is 455mbps fast internet

[rain idol]

A lot of money and a game warden that my dad takes too much pleasure pissing off

[somber stream]

It's decent

[hidden whale]

yea its pretty good

[little marten]

Ok good

[somber stream]

But you won't get all of it

[nocturne bloom]

Its alright

[somber stream]

Unless very good chip and modem

[little marten]

Nah but fast enough for a prospective employer to not be worried about at home working

[nocturne bloom]

You really just want 1:1 upload and down speeds

[somber stream]

Yeah you're good lol

How much?

[little marten]

It’s not for me it’s for my partner but thanks 🫡

[nocturne bloom]

Just dont fall for spectrum

Horrible

[rain idol]

My dad could tell the local game warden to fuck off but I have a feeling he genuinely likes just annoying him too much to tell him to get off our damn property

[little marten]

The Comcast one?

[nocturne bloom]

They FREQUENTLY do "maintenance" that will last anywhere from 10 minutes to... days

Ive never had days but ive had close to 12 hours

[nocturne bloom]

Which is fair, last I knew my state only had 1 game warden and ive only seen them once since 2011

Probably 2 or 3 now

[rain idol]

My dad goes out of his way to ragebait this specific guy

Like talks in broken English too whenever he interacts with him

I know damn well he can speak perfectly fine

[nocturne bloom]

Everytime you fish, bring coolers with seperate dates on them, and put the max amount in each cooler. They cant prove they were caught today

[rain idol]

HES DONE THIS BEFORE LOL

[hidden whale]

feesh

[delicate vapor]

i forgot i bought ice cream

who wants

[hidden whale]

what flavor? :3

[delicate vapor]

theres multiple flavours

[hidden whale]

aight lemme get a bite

:>

[nocturne bloom]

I only eat irish creme brownie ice cream made with whiskey

[delicate vapor]

laced that ice cream, foolish

[hidden whale]

extra fun you mean?

[delicate vapor]

[nocturne bloom]

Try it

Best out there

[marsh iris]

vanilla ice cream

[delicate vapor]

chocolate ice cream..

[rain idol]

“Did you catch these today?” “Did I when?” “Today did you catch these fish today?” “Today?” Yes, today.” “Nono I do no catch fish today I only catch fish on not today” “does that-“ “Huh?” “Does that mean-“ “what?” And it’s back-and-forth of literally nothing but that before the game warden get fed up and leaves

[nocturne bloom]

I only like vanilla ice cream straight if its French vanilla

[hidden whale]

"chocolate" ice "cream"

[delicate vapor]

radioactive ice cream

give me that in about 200 years

[marsh iris]

Poop slurpee, just say it

[nocturne bloom]

It really is the easiest way to blatantly get away with it lol

[nocturne bloom]

Even if they want tags you can still fake those easily

[delicate vapor]

oughh im so hungry I could kill a team of black templars

[nocturne bloom]

Tell him to get a bunch of coolers and fill them with guppies

[rain idol]

I think the best part about it is that my dad takes genuine joy out of doing so, like my mom will tell him to go deal with the game warden and he will grow this big stupid fuck ass grin like a child that has just gotten ice cream while still being a little shit

[hidden whale]

professional ragebaiter

[delicate vapor]

oguhhh foolish chudmaris templars will be met with an unfair fight

[jaunty path]

lamia tell me the truth

[jaunty path]

are you an unwashed neet girl pretending to be a guy :3

[little marten]

The is one truth

Beans

[delicate vapor]

unwashed neet

[nocturne bloom]

Missus

You have LITERALLY

Seen most of me

[hidden whale]

ayo

?

[somber stream]

[little marten]

🙀

Do tell

[delicate vapor]

[jaunty path]

He looks like a shaven albino monkey

but no hate, I love bloons

[little marten]

Relatable

[nocturne bloom]

So true

[delicate vapor]

[hidden whale]

I was expecting more...

[jaunty path]

he owes me like

a lot of money

so be sure to remind him

regularly.

[hidden whale]

oh??

[delicate vapor]

$4000

[jaunty path]

uh huh

massive debt

[little marten]

NOT YOUR PERSONAL BALIFF

[nocturne bloom]

Id only give you money out of pity