general-chat

[twin dirge]

If you're legally inept on arbites, the class that plays itself

That's a skill issh

[marsh iris]

do you use m/kb for console fps gaming?

[twin dirge]

I use my controller

Cuz I like it

And play claw

[fair bridge]

if people are used to controller they can be just as good as pc players

[twin dirge]

^

I'm half decent on console

[twin flower]

chonky

[fair bridge]

it's a skill like any other

when i was a kid i was slaying shit on modern warfare on 360

[twin dirge]

My only gripe is no key bindings

[fair bridge]

if you give me a controller now i'll give you $100 to fuck off

[graceful hamlet]

People tend to overestimate the average pc player ngl

[twin dirge]

I crave the ability to move my jump button ANYWHERE else

[vestal mantle]

MW3 on the horde mode

[fair bridge]

i never played MW3. that was around the time i started getting girlfriends

[marsh iris]

control scheme not customizable huh

[vestal mantle]

For me was my first and only CoD... I got it, enjoyed it... Then got Dishonored

[twin dirge]

I played bo2

[graceful hamlet]

I went through the Battlefront -> Battlefield -> Planetside 2 pipeline

[vestal mantle]

I went with Halo 3, got CoD as a gift... Went straight into bad company 2

[marsh iris]

bad company 2 hell yeah

[vestal mantle]

I think it was after bad company 2 I lost interest in mp games... Feel into a bit of a mood where I just played sp games for a bit

Like... 8 years I think

[marsh iris]

i know that phase

[modest flume]

I love Bad Company 2

[vestal mantle]

I use to play a lot of engineer

[smoky jasper]

the squads i keep getting in dam are soft AF

[marsh iris]

harden them up

[smoky jasper]

im on a new clas

[modest flume]

The sound design, the classes having distinct VAs, the Russians actually sounding professional, being able to have English and localized VA, just

Actual destruction

[smoky jasper]

how do you italic

[fair bridge]

*like this*

two asterisks at the beginning and end of a word or a sentence

[smoky jasper]

so "quotes"

mp

no

[fair bridge]

no, asterisks.

[smoky jasper]

ahhh

[vestal mantle]

I liked being the guy that had to come up with increasing stupider solutions to problems that shouldnt have existed

[smoky jasper]

goddam im drunk enough to not find the asterisks

[fair bridge]

you can also type something in the chat box and highlight it. discord will present you with formatting options

[twin flower]

Bold

[fair bridge]

don't read this ||ur gay||

[naive jungle]

man pub auric is... somethin else lol

[twin flower]

||mallow kidnapped baldo||

[somber stream]

Hmmm, round trip ticket Deutsche Bahn is around €119, 2 weeks in advance

72-hour ticket for subway and tram in Wien was another 17 so about €140 for transport total (4 days 3 night travel).

I stayed at a relative so i didn't had to pay for any hotel, else you could easily add another 300-400 euro for a room.

Food on train is dog shite and to be avoided at all cost, a subpar sandwich and coffee cost about 15 euro

[fair bridge]

he's RIGHT HERE

[modest flume]

IT'S DA NOISE-A

[somber stream]

And of course, when in Wien, visit restaurant Figlmüller for that authentic Wiener Schitzel, it's a must. About €32 for food and drink (tip too, maybe, super optional, i tipped because the waitress was cute)

Coffee and cake, i reccommend Sachertorte and a Viennese Melange at Café Central. Tourist trap? Ja. Delicious? Absolut.

[twin flower]

They got squig riders in DoW 4

[vestal mantle]

Like right now I get random friend requests from people I dont know... So I oblige them...

Then send them 75-100 potato pictures...

Its a simple solution to a problem

[modest flume]

I had one of those phishers add me

I just replied "nah" to them each time and they unfriended me

[slim axle]

Scummius

[somber stream]

The entire trip cost around 280 Euro for me, or about 305 US dollar, 4 days.

Oh you like castle and such right? Do visit Belvedere Palace. There's an art piece goes by "The Kiss" by Klimt there, caught me in a trance for nearly half an hour

[vestal mantle]

Yea but the potatoes work better because they decide to block me too

[gilded socket]

Hi,,,,

[somber stream]

I can fix Rinda Karnak

[twin flower]

Fix what?

[vestal mantle]

So can I... Chainswords fix everything

[somber stream]

Revert her back to being a loyal servant to the throne

[twin flower]

but she ded

[quaint moss]

what the dog doin

[somber stream]

Not, currently a Herald ofAdmonition

[ripe tangle]

All in all, I’d avoid eating an overpriced sandwich and just find decent food after arriving (and before I go) as for everything else, the prices aren’t that bad for travelling not just to another city, but another country.

[limpid ginkgo]

Why cant we lie down like frfr

[ripe tangle]

Still very expensive but somehow less than I thought it would be

yaknow what I mean yeah?

[twin flower]

Oh, i thought we killed both of them at that one mission with the twins tho

[ripe tangle]

Honestly spending around €600ish for a whole Vacation/Holiday to a seperate country isn’t that outrageous

[somber stream]

Did you read the other bits

[ripe tangle]

I did

[gloomy tartan]

Hey

[somber stream]

Without a relative, add another 400 buckaroo to that sucker

[gloomy tartan]

How can we make corpse starch ork

[somber stream]

Wien is outrageously expensive

[gloomy tartan]

Irl *

[ripe tangle]

oh nevermind

[gloomy tartan]

Like as a promotional food

Would it just be a gray sweet bread ?

[twin flower]

ork?

[ripe tangle]

I’d still like to go, but I need to save first

[vestal mantle]

It starts as mushroom

[gloomy tartan]

I used a asterisk

[twin flower]

why would you wanna eat orks

[ripe tangle]

maybe go when things are also less crazy internationally too

that may also help

[gloomy tartan]

Maybie a burrito

[somber stream]

Duffo

[vestal mantle]

Baby steps... Start with ork arm on corpse starch pizza

[gloomy tartan]

I’m imagining a corpse starch item irl for events

Like if it wouel just be a gray cake

[ripe tangle]

when there’s active conflict, travel is more expensive yaknow, even if it’s to a country your country isn’t being aggro with

[somber stream]

You can see her hand twitched a bit at the end, like a movie protag

[gloomy tartan]

Or some gray mashed potato’s

Like how people make nuka cola irl

But corpse starch

For 40 k fans

[twin flower]

Huh

[ripe tangle]

okay, what if instead of Vienna, I went to Innsbruck? Would that be cheaper?

[twin flower]

Interesting development

[somber stream]

Also Wien has always been expensive, and likely will still be the same in the future, but it's one of the must go-to destination imo

Very beaufitul city

[jaunty path]

they gotta make corpse starch real

licht

do they have corpse starch in germany

[somber stream]

No, Missus

[jaunty path]

aw

I wonder if corpse starch goes good on bread

[somber stream]

Cheaper, sure. Not a whole lot to see though

[gloomy tartan]

Everything goes good on bread

[vestal mantle]

Well Missus... Have you heard of the humble potato

[gloomy tartan]

It’s bread

[jaunty path]

The imperium is shit but you can definitely make corpse starch taste a lot better

[gloomy tartan]

Would corpse starch just be a gray potat to in square form

[twin flower]

trench cuisine is a thing in the guard regiments

[jaunty path]

but the realistic equivalent is most likely a can of spam

[gloomy tartan]

Like cube watermelon

[jaunty path]

but the meat is grey

[vestal mantle]

Put potato on corpse starch and you get... Potato'd corpse starch

[gloomy tartan]

Would people buy cans of spam called corpse starch?

At a event

[vestal mantle]

A marvelous improvement

[ripe tangle]

True, Vienna is the city with all the history-stuff I specifically want to see

[somber stream]

Corpse starch is last ditch effort, not your standard guard MRE

[gloomy tartan]

When did Vienna invent sausages

[jaunty path]

You think not eating corpse starch and choosing to starve can deem you a criminal?

[ripe tangle]

a shame I have to be too poor to travel to an especially expensive place on a whim

[gloomy tartan]

You think the emperor ever busted it down

[somber stream]

Well, Vienna isn't going anywhere any time soon

[gloomy tartan]

What about the Vienna sausages

[somber stream]

So save, and go once you're ready

[jaunty path]

like

if the imperium were a bit better

[vestal mantle]

Frankly I think everyone in the imperium is a criminal... The difference is how much you and the others know

[jaunty path]

corpse starch would taste really salty

like

full of fucking sodium

[somber stream]

When will you realize Vienna waits for you? 🎶

[gloomy tartan]

A cube of sodium covered in spam

[jaunty path]

this reminds me

the tau eat ramen

literally

lmao

[gloomy tartan]

So

[somber stream]

lol

[vestal mantle]

So... You add potato and bam...

[somber stream]

Space Japon

[jaunty path]

theyre so modern

[gloomy tartan]

Ramen is alien confirmed

Fuck modernity

Embrace potato

[jaunty path]

what do you think corpse starch tastes like

[twin flower]

its in the name

[gloomy tartan]

Stank ass

[twin flower]

[vestal mantle]

Not potato

[jaunty path]

I'm thinking the most quality corpse starch tastes like bland Oatmeal

[gloomy tartan]

Starch is what makes French fries crispy

[jaunty path]

Oh I have an ide

a

What food ration ideas do you guys have?

[gloomy tartan]

You soak the fry after cut to get the starch to come out to the outer layer

[vestal mantle]

Potato

[gloomy tartan]

Causing a more crispy fry

Then you dry it after soak

[twin flower]

Tyranid stew

[gloomy tartan]

then toss in the oil

Wala

[jaunty path]

Long lasting, synthic foods I mean. get imaginative! your serving the most general population and it needs to last near forever

make it convincing

[vestal mantle]

Freeze dried potato

[gloomy tartan]

If you take away my French fries I will topple your government

:l

[twin flower]

human jerkys

[gloomy tartan]

A man can only accept so much

Before things must change

I draw the line at removing my potat

[somber stream]

Human taste like pork

So dried pork

[jaunty path]

Me I like to imagine medium canisters of syrup, after adding water you get a sweet, milky substance. that comes in a variety of flavors. like vanilla, caramel, chocolate, beef :3.

[somber stream]

Reportedly bland in numerous sources

[somber stream]

The internet told me

[gloomy tartan]

Getting high of cough syrup type shi

[jaunty path]

No I think it depends on diet. I'm positive I read a cannibal said humans taste like chicken.

[marsh iris]

i believe you

[gloomy tartan]

You are what you eat

Chemicals stay in your body

[summer crow]

creme brulee

[somber stream]

Our texture is closer to Pork

[vestal mantle]

I like to imagine a potato... But genetically modified to taste more potatoey

[gloomy tartan]

We probably taste like plastic

From all the plastic in our body

[summer crow]

depends on the gourmand and their dish

[marsh iris]

barbie world

[gloomy tartan]

Like some plastic ass tasting dry ass cheap meat

[summer crow]

ive read veal, pork, and lamb, but never chicken

[gloomy tartan]

Chewy

Gamey

Terrible

[jaunty path]

Oh yeah, and when theres like a shortage of these, the cans automatically lock themselves to where only a third can be drank per period. like one third for breakfast lunch and dinner.

[marsh iris]

i like rabbit

[gloomy tartan]

People would smash them open like chimps

I would toss one into the freeway

[somber stream]

Pork texture is nothing like chicken, i'd know ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[jaunty path]

very true.

[gloomy tartan]

Like a raven trying to crack a nut

[jaunty path]

but

they will starve though

thats like automatic rationing lmao

the punishment is they run out of rations faster

plus

[gloomy tartan]

People would smash each others tanks like chimps and steal theyre syrups

[jaunty path]

the syrup has stimulants made to suppress hunger

[gloomy tartan]

You would have syrup Barons in the ghettos

For each flavor

[jaunty path]

so that would avoid people killing eachother

for

a good while I hope

[marsh iris]

ill turn you into syrup

[gloomy tartan]

Just give the people gambling

That will calm them

And when they go broke make them work at your casinos

[jaunty path]

How long? Well the stimulant can last for like..2 days maybe.

So

ideally

um

one third a day

no

one third every other day

[gloomy tartan]

Do they chew stuff still

Or do they lose teeth over time

Like how were all losing our pinky toes

[jaunty path]

Can that actually happen

[gloomy tartan]

Cuz we don’t climb trees

We’re losing our pinky toes over time

[jaunty path]

like not using your teeth can cause it to weaken or

ill read it later I need to eat

[gloomy tartan]

Them fish in caves with no eyes

[teal token]

Imagine Havoc?

[whole glade]

wait. Weest got exposed?

FUCK MAN

[gloomy tartan]

Don’t we have an organ for raw meat?

That we don’t use

Appendix ?

[jaunty path]

appendix yea

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah

[jaunty path]

stores bacteria

its useless

[gloomy tartan]

What if your apendix saved you tho

Like blocked a bullet

[twin flower]

better be one weak ass bullet

[jaunty path]

it can kill you too lmao

[gloomy tartan]

Wait nvm l

I just remembered

If it pops you die

Like you melt

Like the nazis in the lost ark

[limpid ginkgo]

I have solution for ratlings size issue

[gloomy tartan]

Don’t get shot in the appendix

[gloomy tartan]

Stilts

[teal token]

Is there chat for vox channel?

[limpid ginkgo]

Let them climb on stuff

[somber stream]

No

[teal token]

Rip

[jaunty path]

yes just scroll down

[gloomy tartan]

I bet a kangaroo could be a good odst

What do y’all think

[teal token]

Where?

[jaunty path]

scroll down

#vox-lfg-lexicanum

[gloomy tartan]

Downer

More down

[limpid ginkgo]

Btw guys, where can I check weapons affection on movement speed

[somber stream]

I think they meant a place they can chat

While Voxing

[jaunty path]

Oh

[somber stream]

With text

[jaunty path]

yeah idk

[quaint moss]

oh no

[jaunty path]

no i dont think so

[gloomy tartan]

The chat for the actual bc mayb

[teal token]

Sorry I can't read just now and thank you XD

[crimson crane]

Delete rotten armor when

[teal token]

Suffering gg

[gloomy tartan]

Rotten armor and stims

A combo for the legends

They shall tell tales of our deeds

[crimson crane]

Who thought that replacing regular horde waves into Crusher and Mauler spams

[quaint moss]

pain if it was a level

[crimson crane]

Is a good thing

[gloomy tartan]

On Reggie

[quaint moss]

good thing i dont play havoc

[teal token]

I got blasted off but bots and bosses a few times on uprising difficulty..... 😭

[dire kayak]

if my life was a havoc mission itd be havoc 40

[crimson crane]

I'm actually avoiding

Any Havoc games with rotten armor now

[teal token]

Please put up a hidding box so players can hang on the ledge

[quaint moss]

youd be dead

[crimson crane]

Come on you are on discord

[smoky jasper]

i forgot the leap between damnation and heresy. crusher squads

[quaint moss]

learning the meaning of OSHA violation

[gloomy tartan]

Hey Jesus

[modest flume]

Just like H40, time to win

[gloomy tartan]

Do you know about Olga of Kiev

[smoky jasper]

hey cadian

[gloomy tartan]

She’s a hardcore saint

She destroyed a dudes entire city who had ripped her husband in half with trees

[whole glade]

gug

[gloomy tartan]

He wanted to Mary her after he split her husband in half with trees. She Burned his best men to death in a steam house, slaughtered his people at the wedding and had her kid declare war on the guy. She told them she’d end the war if they brought her birds. They did and she tied burning coals to the birds feet.

[modest flume]

Average Imperial Saint shenanigans

[gloomy tartan]

The birds returned to their nests in the city and caused the entire city to burn down where she routed survivors enslaving and killing them leaving the rest in there destroyed City

Very hardcore saint

[vestal mantle]

See, if he used potatoes... Wouldnt of happened

[gloomy tartan]

The lesson is this

[gloomy tartan]

Don’t try to marry someone if you killed their husband

[jaunty path]

what if theyre into that

[gloomy tartan]

They could be

[modest flume]

Speaking from experience?

[gloomy tartan]

But the chance they destroy your entire lineage and kingdom like Olga of Kiev is never 0

[vestal mantle]

Just use potatoes to hard counter

[gloomy tartan]

She was truly a ride or die

We can all only hope to have such loving people avenge us if we get split in half by trees

I can’t believe the bird thing tho

She said the birds would fly back home and destroy the city

Who thinks of using someone’s birds to burn down their homes lol

[modest flume]

Pure vengeance

[quaint moss]

where is space jesus

[somber stream]

[gloomy tartan]

After she did some legal magic

The leader of this other religion wanted to Mary her

So she looked for a loophole where he couldn’t Mary his neice

So she kept the alliance but stayed single and kept her people independent

Kinda super smart strategist

[dawn perch]

Hi, does anyone play Havoc 40? I've been trying to reach that level with a friend for over 6 months. I'm playing Ogre and he's playing Psyker.

We're playing right now on Xbox.

[quaint moss]

cat diver

[vestal mantle]

Thats because olga ate potatoes

[hazy kestrel]

Olga of Kiev was a pretty wild saint.

[vestal mantle]

Praise be to potato

[somber stream]

It activate your Hellbomb while you're sleeping

[vestal mantle]

🥔

[gilded socket]

Finally watched escape from new york

[vestal mantle]

Escape from la gets kinda hammy

[gilded socket]

Movieing

[quaint moss]

as i do, sleeping with my support hellbomb

[marsh iris]

pog movie

also LA

[gilded socket]

So peaky

But so short

[marsh iris]

true...

[gilded socket]

Trvth

[vestal mantle]

Fun fact... Snake from mgs is inspired by snake from those movie. Its more obvious in mgs2

[marsh iris]

yeasss

also sly marbo's ripper pistol

[vestal mantle]

In mgs2, he uses pliskin as an alias

[gilded socket]

Im very well aware

[vestal mantle]

Also....

He probably ate potatoes

[somber stream]

Kojimbo has always been a Hollywood simp

[marsh iris]

#40k-minis-and-armies message

[somber stream]

There's movie references everywhere

[marsh iris]

obligatory snake plissken mini

[somber stream]

Based

"Call me snake"

[marsh iris]

ok snake
"call me plissken"

[quaint moss]

You are now BIG BOSS

[marsh iris]

i like that he keeps trolling that guy

[somber stream]

Me am, Oversized Overseer

[marsh iris]

does it come with fries

[somber stream]

That's 10,000 GMP per serving

[marsh iris]

10k gimps huh

[vestal mantle]

Well... Im off to bed... May have to work tomm...

So i ate my mashed potatoes and fish and now shall sleep

[somber stream]

Sweet dreams, Raccoon

[marsh iris]

good night potato consumer

[vestal mantle]

Remember... If you eat a red potato you can befriend squirrels

o/

[quaint moss]

upies?

[somber stream]

Sure

[cursive linden]

dude ive been sleeping on the auto pistols and suppression

[twin flower]

doesnt sound very comfy 🤔

[marsh iris]

[ripe tangle]

Yaknow what’s funny?

[somber stream]

Yeah?

[modest flume]

That's pretty funny

[somber stream]

Bear cubs can reliably walk on their hind legs, making them looks like midgets in a furr suit

[ripe tangle]

It was well below freezing last night and I found this MASSIVE raccoon in my garage

[somber stream]

Damn

Was it fat or just furr

[ripe tangle]

when I say it was big

I mean it was BIG

[somber stream]

Raccoon Dog

[vestal mantle]

It wasnt me... I would have potatoes

[ripe tangle]

I’m not sure, just that it was roughly the size of a bulldog

except it was a Raccoon

[twin flower]

did you take a picture

[ripe tangle]

no

[somber stream]

That's no raccoon, that's a fucking Tanuki

[twin flower]

its a racoon bear

[ripe tangle]

regardless it was massive and stared me down before running off into the woods

[somber stream]

Lucia, it was a cryptid

[quaint moss]

i love racoon

[somber stream]

And you didn't think to take a picture?

[twin flower]

it was a baby skinwalker

[somber stream]

For shame!

[ripe tangle]

I came back the following morning and I keep my cat’s food in the garage as storage, big bags of kibble and shit was ripped open and half of it was gone

[somber stream]

Bastard

[ripe tangle]

I didn’t have my phone on me, it was charging

I just went in the Garage for a sec to grab some beer from the outside fridge

[twin flower]

maybe it wanted one too

beer belly racoon

[somber stream]

Is garage fridge a standard issue in every American household

[ripe tangle]

also before I forget to mention, keeping a seperate refridgerator in the garage is a very American thing yes

though from what I know, it’s not uncommon to do it in Canada or Australia either, it’s still extremely common to do it in the US

nearly every house does it, there’s literally outlets in attached garages for that specifically

[somber stream]

So i've heard. I've read a story about a dad that gave his 30 yos garage fridge a proper send-off

[arctic escarp]

yes I saw that

[somber stream]

Thousands of cans of beer were stored, survived 2 wives and 3 trucks

[ripe tangle]

also for some reason the Garage Fridge somehow always lasts longer than the Kitchen Fridge

[marsh iris]

reminds me of yakutsk people, just throw food outside the house to store food, their world is their fridge

[ripe tangle]

even when it’s the same model

[somber stream]

Such a way to live!

[marsh iris]

well not literally throw it outside, jsut put it in a box outside

[somber stream]

Downside: You store drinkable water as block of ices in your wooden shack

[marsh iris]

gotta hustle for firewood

[ripe tangle]

American Garage fridge is usually for drinks, beer, extra meat, etc.

[somber stream]

What a concept

[ripe tangle]

and sometimes people have a Freezer instead of a fridge

[somber stream]

The garage fridge

[ripe tangle]

it’s nice to have one, especially if you’re going to have a party or a BBQ 😐

[marsh iris]

or storing inconvenient people

[ripe tangle]

or if you’re in the Garage working on something and want a drink

or if you want to grab one on the way in or out 😐

and besides, having extra storage space isn’t a bad thing

[somber stream]

Zweitkühlschrank, huh

[marsh iris]

shrank indeed

[ripe tangle]

Ja

nothing wrong with it imo

[somber stream]

A white monolith vibrates against the concrete floor, nestled between a rusted lawnmower and a stack of winter tires, a beast that consumes 500 kilowatt-hours a year just to keep a thirty-pack of light beer at absolute Zero

[ripe tangle]

a lot of people in the US, will sometimes put their old refridgerator in the Garage when they get a new one for the Kitchen, though some people also just get one specifically for the Garage

[somber stream]

The mathematics of the energy bill are making me dizzy

[ripe tangle]

would you believe me if I told you that my brother was a basement dweller and to access it he needs to go into the Garage

[marsh iris]

i heard of lucia's brother

[ripe tangle]

because that’s also a thing in my life, he keeps some of his personal groceries in the Garage Fridge and it’s usually obvious what can and can’t be touched in there

[somber stream]

Basement dweller, so the legend is true

[ripe tangle]

What legend?

[somber stream]

Basement dweller, internet meme

[ripe tangle]

he mostly sits down there, plays old video games, smokes weed, and watches TV, he also sleeps down there as his bedroom

[modest flume]

[somber stream]

A secret base all to himself

[arctic escarp]

aaah, male living space

[ripe tangle]

that’s what he does when he’s not working his job at Dominos as a store manager

[marsh iris]

man cave

[somber stream]

Hell yeah

[ripe tangle]

He’s happy with it, we all for the most part are tbh

[modest flume]

As long as he's doing his part I guess

[marsh iris]

do you hang out with him down there some time?

[somber stream]

Hell i would

Order some Pizza, crack a few beer

Halo 2 legendary split screen

[marsh iris]

yeaaag

[ripe tangle]

Yeah sometimes, we watch anime together down there

[marsh iris]

good siblings

[somber stream]

I have a friend of similar set-up, but instead of basement, it's an attic

[nocturne bloom]

yea idk if im playing league this season holy ass

[hazy kestrel]

Your first mistake was playing League at all tbh.

[twin flower]

Real

[hazy kestrel]

My condolences

[marsh iris]

attics and basements have their ups and downs

[hazy kestrel]

BAZINGA

[nocturne bloom]

its my 3 and a half thousand dollar brick and ill play what i damn well please

[hazy kestrel]

I cannot wait for

[hazy kestrel]

But you could be playing a non-anger inducing game…

[somber stream]

We be Cadian tomorrow

[twin flower]

He wants to mald

[somber stream]

If not then i'd loose a bet then have to public-queue Havoc for 24 hours

[whole glade]

do peepss actually care about WYSIWYG?

[nocturne bloom]

wheres the joy in a blank expression

[twin flower]

whats that?

[hazy kestrel]

It’s better than raising one’s blood pressure over a silly game.

[hazy kestrel]

What you see is what you get.

[whole glade]

what you see is what ya get*

[hazy kestrel]

For miniature units

And their weapons / gear

[twin flower]

Oh

dunno anything about that i have yet to touch a tabletop wargame

[nocturne bloom]

theres more to scream at in dt tbh

[hazy kestrel]

Like what?

[twin flower]

TC's idea of being that seems kinda interesting tho

[whole glade]

im askin cuz i have 2 squads of termys for my crusade and i wanted to really templars them up hard.

[dire kayak]

im hiding in your basement

[quaint moss]

im so

im could honse

[twin flower]

ya aight?

[whole glade]

takes away honse

[dire kayak]

i know a honse

maxine

[twin flower]

wats a honse

[hazy kestrel]

I think you may be having a stronk

[whole glade]

horse

[twin flower]

im could horse? 🤔

[inland mantle]

No

[quaint moss]

honse

[hazy kestrel]

They could be a centuar?

[quaint moss]

am could

[inland mantle]

Hmm

[hazy kestrel]

You’re definitely having an stronk pal.

[inland mantle]

🧢

[twin flower]

hes horsing it

[hazy kestrel]

There are no honses around here.

[dire kayak]

maxine is a honse

[inland mantle]

Check again

[hazy kestrel]

@gilded socket is this true?

Art thou a honse?

[quaint moss]

i can have a free hat

[inland mantle]

Can you?

[quaint moss]

bames honse

[twin flower]

honsing it

[hazy kestrel]

Why are you blamm-ing the honse?

[quaint moss]

bames honse the name

[hazy kestrel]

Oh

[inland mantle]

[hazy kestrel]

[quaint moss]

call a jonseulence

[inland mantle]

No?

[hazy kestrel]

You’re having an stronk?

[gilded socket]

No

[somber stream]

Liebling, Liebste~

[hazy kestrel]

I like your funny words, German man.

[quaint moss]

honse?-?

[hazy kestrel]

Is your honse having an stronk?

[somber stream]

Darling dearest

[gilded socket]

Gay

[twin flower]

riding the honse

[hazy kestrel]

Do not the honse.

[quaint moss]

in Russia honse ride

[smoky jasper]

fuck im too drunnk for darktide now.

what am i gonna play heresyt

waste

[arctic escarp]

havoc

[twin flower]

drink everytime you go down

[smoky jasper]

Id never get drunk lmao

[quaint moss]

drink every time you walk 5 feet

[smoky jasper]

i aint drining 151

yea

[inland mantle]

Drink everytime a random does something stupid

[hazy kestrel]

Liver failure speedrun any%

[smoky jasper]

thatll do iut

[twin flower]

drink everytime you kill an elite

[quaint moss]

JACK YOU DENY YOUR PURPOSE

[inland mantle]

Dead by min 2

[smoky jasper]

id die id be to busy drinking lol

[quaint moss]

am gay honse, id parry

[inland mantle]

What

[arctic escarp]

honse?

[inland mantle]

Nah

[quaint moss]

a platypus

[inland mantle]

🫃

[hazy kestrel]

Honse

[somber stream]

#zealot-class message

Hosr

[smoky jasper]

you dont parry when your drunk. you swing, dodge and push all offense

[twin flower]

honsing it

[faint rapids]

hey I'm starting the game any classes i should play for new players that can go to endgame? or youtubers to watch?

[arctic escarp]

what

[hazy kestrel]

Do not the honse!

[somber stream]

1972 Mustang

[twin flower]

veteran

[hazy kestrel]

Zealot

[quaint moss]

alcohol does not affect the honse

[twin flower]

dont watch youtubers

[smoky jasper]

arbites is broken. its like 3 classes in 1

[quaint moss]

or its speek limit

[smoky jasper]

but you gotta pay

[quaint moss]

why read when you are the car

[hazy kestrel]

Your honse can speak?

[inland mantle]

If youre new to tide game vet or zealot

[stark bobcat]

All classes can go end game, the 2 best starting classes is vet or zealot for a new player

[inland mantle]

All classes are good tho

[inland mantle]

Yours cant?

Skill issue

[twin flower]

gotta honse it gently

[smoky jasper]

other than that zealot is king

[quaint moss]

i van

[somber stream]

@nocturne bloom Pimp yo ride

[smoky jasper]

honsings a crutch

i dont actually klnow what that means tbh

[faint rapids]

Is arbitor good? and also new player friendly

[smoky jasper]

idk about new player or not bc i already knew how to play but yeah its good.

[lethal solstice]

arbitrator is good but will build bad habits

You're basically immortal with 0 effort so you don't really learn from mistakes

[smoky jasper]

if you build it right you barely take damage yeah which leads to not knowing dodging and pushing and shit

if your new

[stark bobcat]

its good but not a good idea for someone looking to learn the game since it creates alot of bad habits. But if you find them fun go for it

[cosmic burrow]

Start with one of core 4 classes

[lethal solstice]

Not psyker

Don't start with psyker

[stable harbor]

Got a question, anybody here plays on Linux? I’m trying to install mods but having a hard time getting it to work

[smoky jasper]

ageed. dont start with pyscher

just get he scoreboard the rest of the game is fine

[nocturne bloom]

i mean you can start with psyker if youre looking to feel really challenged

[smoky jasper]

maybe weapon mods

[nocturne bloom]

otherwise dont

[lethal solstice]

Psyker is hard until you get 3 points and then you just win

Assail spam

Perilous Combustion

[stable harbor]

Was trying to get scoreboard and health bars, problem is, can’t get the mods to work, was wondering if anybody here could help me out a bit telling me what they did

Managed to get the mod framework working through a script

[nocturne bloom]

i mean for a new player it wouldnt really matter once they start playing on a higher dif and cara becomes more common

[lethal solstice]

Yeah but then they have FGS/force sword

[stable harbor]

I fuckin love the great sword on psyker

[nocturne bloom]

i dont expect a new player to use or do any strats considered meta mate

[smoky jasper]

its like i cant remember im vanilla now. theres a couple base mods you need first to enable mods or something.

[nocturne bloom]

end of the day play what you want

[lethal solstice]

Them being meta isn't the point, they're class exclusives which also happen to be busted as hell

[lethal solstice]

FGS is cool but the moveset is a bit dumb for me

[smoky jasper]

its slightly pay to win

[gilded socket]

It goes to show you never can twll

[inland mantle]

Yea

[smoky jasper]

like the new classed every perk has 2 or 3 effects. the old claSSES ARE basic

[inland mantle]

Power creep be like

[stable harbor]

I’m an Shieldgryn main. I have enough brain cells to know big. Sword = big bonk

[dire kayak]

sounds like something a honse would say

[nocturne bloom]

if im paying that much for 1 class i expect it to have a more "modern" kit

[smoky jasper]

i came back for the robo cop so i feel it

[astral basin]

Aaaaa

[inland mantle]

Bbbbb

[somber stream]

I pay to look good dying

"Damn, that's a fine corpse"

[astral basin]

Licht wants the expensive nose powder for his wake

[somber stream]

Clown me Hans

[slim flicker]

today's slopic

[somber stream]

Glass coffins

Will they be popular?

[twin dirge]

Chat

[astral basin]

No

[somber stream]

Remains to be seen . . .

[twin dirge]

Where friend code

[somber stream]

Esc > [E] > Click on your ugly mug

[twin dirge]

I

Console

[inland mantle]

How do you not know that?

[somber stream]

I don't speak peasantry sorry

[twin dirge]

Xbox has built in invite system

[astral basin]

Social
Invite player/ add friend

[twin dirge]

Peak

[inland mantle]

Xbox ew

Sorry

[astral basin]

Microsoft vs sony debate huzzah

[inland mantle]

They both suck

So no

[marsh iris]

microsloppyshit

[astral basin]

Speaking of
Sony is attempting to buy FromSofts parent company

So

[twin dirge]

I found it

[inland mantle]

💤

[quaint moss]

:3

[astral basin]

Fingers crossed that fromsoft doesnt die in exclusive lock

[quaint moss]

hi friend

[slim flicker]

waiting for darktide to come to mobile

[quaint moss]

hi other friend

i havent slept

[astral basin]

Aaaaa

[cosmic burrow]

Let valve buy fromsoft

[inland mantle]

Try again ez

[smoky jasper]

some ppl are such loser

like wtf is this guy doing

ruining everyones game

[slim flicker]

who did what

[smoky jasper]

bros waling

everywhere. not attacking

walking

like what are you press

swing mf

[blazing ibex]

huh

[livid gorge]

chat, do auric missions count towards unlocking auric if youre in with a strike team running them and you dont have them unlocked yet?

[inland mantle]

Think you had alittle too much to drink

[gilded socket]

Fuck you

[inland mantle]

Iirc they count towards whatever difficulty your currently unlocking so if it's malice you make progress on that

[smoky jasper]

dude never attacked anything./

[livid gorge]

okay bet just wanted to make sure :)) tyty

[fierce cave]

Bros a horse now

[inland mantle]

Funs over

A nerd is here

[fierce cave]

🐴

[smoky jasper]

like hes literally walking. you have to slow press the stick to do that cant even walk on KB

[hazy kestrel]

Oh shit, it’s already 11:00.

[fierce cave]

Yup

[hazy kestrel]

Time for sleep, unless you all have good conversation topics?

[fierce cave]

It's 5 am for me

So I'm getting up

And then caffinating

[smoky jasper]

and you check the darktide discord when you wake up ?

[fierce cave]

I've been awake for around

2_3 hours

I check messages

Aka dms

Couple other things

Then yes I do

[smoky jasper]

so do you have a job? who wakes up 2 hours before work to check that stuff

[marsh iris]

sony rhymes with loser, i dont care how

[smoky jasper]

i couldnt imagine

[gilded socket]

Nope never

[fierce cave]

God forbid a mf enjoy life

[gilded socket]

Ways ouppy

[fierce cave]

Horse girl

Unamusume

[gilded socket]

No

I really dont like being called a horse

[smoky jasper]

this is all just like kids and teenagers isnt it

yeahh

[fierce cave]

No

Ask @elder merlin

We are old here

[blazing ibex]

you do realize how easy it is to have discord on your phone and stuff, right?

i doubt pasta woke up specifically to check the darktide discord lmao

[fierce cave]

I check dms

Then check darktide

Because it's the only actualt talkable server I'm in

The rest are shitposts

[blazing ibex]

same honestly

[gilded socket]

Hd2 hd1 genchat is cool

But its not darktide,,,

[fierce cave]

I got banned from hd2

[inland mantle]

Not that hard tbf

[fierce cave]

Exactly

Like the drug discoed

NO

Drg

THE DWARF GAME

[inland mantle]

[fierce cave]

Autocorrect

[jaunty path]

You sound like the sort. No shame.

[fierce cave]

New phone

[gilded socket]

LMFAO

[fierce cave]

Well fuck you

[inland mantle]

Cool is fighting themselves

[fierce cave]

I know

I hate this phone

[gilded socket]

Cass is always talking to me and herself

Mainly because im dumb

She has to explain many thinf to me

[fierce cave]

It's cas

Not cool

[inland mantle]

Cool

[inland mantle]

Hmm

[inland mantle]

Waiting for a mod to see that name

[fierce cave]

It's called plumb

[gilded socket]

They dont care

[fierce cave]

What are you on about

[inland mantle]

With a name like that they would

[nocturne bloom]

i dont get it

[green vector]

the mods in that discord have the same iq as an ogryn

[fierce cave]

Don't diss the ogryns bros

[green vector]

true sry

[fierce cave]

🐴

[nocturne bloom]

5 hours of league, 1 game won

[fierce cave]

Ew

[drowsy lynx]

Classic

[inland mantle]

Play a better game

[nocturne bloom]

pay me

[inland mantle]

Why would I

[fierce cave]

PROSTITUTION

[nocturne bloom]

why do that when feet finder exists

[fierce cave]

I don't like feet

[nocturne bloom]

people who do pay well

[fierce cave]

Dead chat

[slim flicker]

xd

[arctic escarp]

I check discord after waking up to see if people are pinging me

[astral basin]

Chat dead

[dry merlin]

All the cool kids went to sm2 server

[cosmic burrow]

Want acces to deadlock?

[twin flower]

think he spent monie on it

[twin dirge]

Trappers

[twin flower]

take me

[quaint moss]

had stroke and died

[arctic escarp]

my condoleance

[twin dirge]

Man

Sometimes

Banana peel

[cosmic burrow]

Idc i have a better game to give out

[fierce cave]

@arctic escarp

Pinh

[twin flower]

he'll play whatever the heck he wants he said

[cosmic burrow]

Aye

[fierce cave]

I want

Meat

[gloomy tartan]

Hey what’s the difference between a arse and a ass

[fierce cave]

An arse is an insult

An ass is booty

[fierce cave]

Peanut?

At the same time?

[gloomy tartan]

Hey

[sick berry]

whos down for havok 23 or higher?

[gloomy tartan]

How do you think peanut butter and jelly consentisly became partners

[celest birch]

me

[gloomy tartan]

Like did the peanut butter person hit up jelly

[fierce cave]

Gay sex

[celest birch]

😃❌

[gloomy tartan]

Or did jelly hit them up first

[fierce cave]

Grindr

[gloomy tartan]

Who began the collaboration

[arctic escarp]

eeeh nah

I mean I'll take a deadlock access if no one wants it

considering everyone fucking talks about it 💀

[twin flower]

iz aight

needs 100hrs to get acclimated imo

[arctic escarp]

is alright

[fierce cave]

Maxor

[arctic escarp]

Im a former valorant grinder

[fierce cave]

Made a vid

On it

[ripe tangle]

Always remember to strike fear into the hearts of Heretics, show them the Emperor’s Wrathful Judgment before slaying them, let them know their folly against his will as their last conscious thoughts.

[twin flower]

My condolences

[cosmic burrow]

Deadlock is a new moba made by valve

[arctic escarp]

Ive seen some arts of it yea

[graceful hamlet]

League of Gabe

[arctic escarp]

or rather the heroes

[twin flower]

Gabe of Legends

[cosmic burrow]

Thats dota2

[sick berry]

we need 2 more for havok 23 or more in team 2 vc US servers

[graceful hamlet]

Havoc deez nuts

[twin flower]

Gabe made dota2?

[arctic abyss]

gm

[graceful hamlet]

Gabe is dota2

[cosmic burrow]

Dota 2 is valve game

[twin flower]

huh

wasnt it initially someone elses tho

before valve got it

[wicked pike]

Hey there, heretics.

[quaint moss]

i keep passing out, night

[graceful hamlet]

Pretty sure Dota started as a Warcraft mod iirc

[gloomy tartan]

Robo cop has a robo chin

Crisp

Smooth

[twin flower]

talking about dota 2 tho not the first one

[graceful hamlet]

Yea but I assume Valve nabbed it after Dota became real or something

[cosmic burrow]

Deadlock is moba hero shooter hybrid

[timber elk]

You know what

[cosmic burrow]

Vey vertical

[timber elk]

I’m gonna throw it back for chat

Venom style

[arctic escarp]

go white woman go

[marsh iris]

scary

[somber stream]

Cat loaf

[twin flower]

woman?

[timber elk]

starts twerking like venom from marvel rivals

[arctic escarp]

this is so funny out of context

[fierce cave]

What

[fierce cave]

Your a woman?

[arctic escarp]

nooh

[fierce cave]

Aw

[timber elk]

Who me? No.

[arctic escarp]

WDYM

[twin flower]

Let it rain

[fierce cave]

Not funny

An sad

[arctic escarp]

well I laugh at my own jokes

[timber elk]

No im legit tweaking with how dogshit the support meta is on marvel rivals

[arctic escarp]

so Im funny

[arctic escarp]

3 strategist meta 🥀

[fierce cave]

Your uh

"Special"

[nocturne bloom]

nope, give up, no more jungler. games cooked

[timber elk]

That and literally nobody fights each other until the ults start popping

Thank god I’m staying in diamond

[arctic escarp]

oh yea I keep myself to play unranked

[fierce cave]

5 tank meta

[arctic escarp]

that and comp queue times takes fucking forever

[arctic escarp]

what does CAS mean by this

[stark bobcat]

close air support

[fierce cave]

You are

Uh

[timber elk]

He means your a very special person who means alot^^

[fierce cave]

No

I mean

Autistic

[timber elk]

That was sarcasm dipshit

[fierce cave]

That was ragebait

[timber elk]

I’m not good with rage baiting xD

[arctic escarp]

I probably am

maybe even AuDHD

[timber elk]

You most likely are

Not probably

[fierce cave]

HEY

Don't insult malarky

Only I can

[timber elk]

I’m not.

[twin flower]

Absolute malarkey

[timber elk]

If I wanted to insult malarky

I would insult his obsession with OB33

[fierce cave]

Do it

[timber elk]

Nah

I’m too tired

Plus I already feel bad for name calling you cas

[gilded socket]

Wuff

[twin flower]

he's a she?!

[timber elk]

I don’t know

Which is why I’m expecting a suplex through a coffee table in a bit

[gloomy tartan]

WhitI women are some cryptid

Fr

[twin flower]

cryptic

[gloomy tartan]

Pumpkin spice is how to summon them

[timber elk]

No his bio says he’s a he

[frosty echo]

the new class id is a typo and we're getting the loveland frog in darktide

[twin flower]

yeah so i was confused

[frosty echo]

you heard it here first

from loveland kentucky to the stars

[timber elk]

Also sorry about call you a bad word

I feel bad :[

[fierce cave]

Womp womp

[timber elk]

WOMP WOMP?!?!!!!

[twin flower]

get womped

[timber elk]

dies of womp

[marsh iris]

wompin it

[timber elk]

Oh god not the nurgle frogs….

[gloomy tartan]

Wombo combo

[timber elk]

WHO THE FUCK WANTS THOSE IN DARKTIDE

[frosty echo]

uh, his name is spelled whomp

[gloomy tartan]

I want gambling in darktide

I want to gamble on monkeh knife fights

[twin flower]

we already got a beast of nurgle

wats wrong with the frogs

[frosty echo]

we already have that its called quickplay

[timber elk]

But that’s not a frog

If anything that’s a slug

[marsh iris]

[gloomy tartan]

I wanna gamble on rattling knife fights

[twin flower]

read it again

[timber elk]

Ok these goobers I’ll allow in darktide

[frosty echo]

patch where the moebians get the camelid racing going again

[tender horizon]

It's absolutely superlative, I hear.

[frosty echo]

iirc the two big draws of tertium are camelid racing and theater which lends credence to my theory that Swagger is a larping community theater guy

[gloomy tartan]

Swaggers name is swagger

Obviously they are into camel role play

[frosty echo]

gonna be honest i dont follow that one

[gloomy tartan]

He wears a camel mask

What noise does a camel even make

[frosty echo]

doesnt he wear a normal mask

[gloomy tartan]

I was going to say he makes camel noises but I never heard a camel do a noise

[frosty echo]

camels make uhh

[gloomy tartan]

Mask ontop of a mask

[frosty echo]

ungulate noises?

[gloomy tartan]

Ah

Screams

Screaches rather

I gotchya

[nocturne bloom]

camels grunt

[frosty echo]

kinda horseish cowish type screams and guttural growls yeah

[gloomy tartan]

Elk sound like a fucking dark souls enemy

[lethal solstice]

Dark souls enemies sound like elk

[gloomy tartan]

You can throw poo in darksouls

[frosty echo]

i love the (admittedly rare but more than once) occassion someone is reviewing a movie or whatever and they go "the baby alligators sound like lasers for some reason" nah thats just how they sound

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah

You know what sounds funny

When dogs fart

Like a creaky door

[frosty echo]

my old dog was an SBD master