general-chat

[astral basin]

You type your password

[gloomy tartan]

Probably where the profile is

[astral basin]

You hit log in

[brave slate]

You dm us your credit card info and we will beseech GabeN to let you log in

[clear trench]

amason

[astral basin]

Gimme your login info ill do it for u

[gloomy tartan]

Do you guys think brunt’s ever coming back

[nocturne bloom]

Pretty sure hed send a hit squad after you for jeopardizing one of his clients

[quaint moss]

contact the third demon prince of [redacted] hes got you

[gloomy tartan]

Did he leave to get the milk and cigarettes

Bro abandoned us

[somber stream]

You're likely to run into a blade of sort during a Zombie apocalyse than a gun

So study the bladez

[gloomy tartan]

I have a kendo stick

[somber stream]

Kendo practicioner?

[gloomy tartan]

I don’t know any blade masters tho

[astral basin]

Counter argument
Shovel

[gloomy tartan]

Oh I won’t besmirch the art saying I am but I am a fan

[somber stream]

Is a blade of sort, depends on the variant

[gloomy tartan]

Shovels like a axe to me

Top heavy

Weight

[nocturne bloom]

Learning how to efficiently attack people with a utility shovel is cooler

[somber stream]

In World War Z the US army made the Shovel into an impromptu battle Axe lol

[quaint moss]

instructions unclear, killed Abraham Lincoln

[gloomy tartan]

Small handle shovel I mean

[modern bobcat]

I have watched a number of bladed weapons defence videos on YouTube, your blade is no threat to me Sir.

[gloomy tartan]

I messed with a bull whip before

[astral basin]

Shovels are dirt axes confirmed

[brave slate]

I like my women like my weapons, top heavy

[dire kayak]

always

[gloomy tartan]

Shits scary

I almost whipped myself in the face and ear

[nocturne bloom]

I have an American trench shovel from ww1 and they are genuinely sharp

[quaint moss]

counter point, your british

[somber stream]

Goes by "The Lobotomizer" by the troops, or lobo for short

[gloomy tartan]

damn does the crack sound feel good when you crack a bull whip

[quaint moss]

im up studying my blade
this is a joke, but i do actually own a sword

[astral basin]

I prefer em bottom heavy
Polearms got alllll the reach

[twin dirge]

I return

[gloomy tartan]

But I’m not Indiana jones

[twin dirge]

I have successfully logged into steam on my phone

[quaint moss]

hi return

[astral basin]

You were banished?

[gloomy tartan]

Counter point what if you study the blade and whip

[twin dirge]

YOU

[brave slate]

We will never get a good adaptation of that book

[dire kayak]

ME

[gloomy tartan]

Go full Trevor Belmont

[twin dirge]

accept me

[arctic escarp]

you will be turn into dust

[dire kayak]

i haveeee

[gloomy tartan]

I mean everything will

[arctic escarp]

you will DIE

[gloomy tartan]

Dust is like the start of everything

[twin dirge]

On steam

[gloomy tartan]

Dust is kinda op

[quaint moss]

simple: whip nae nae

[gloomy tartan]

Try defeating dust

Forget being like water

[arctic escarp]

no we're atoms

[gloomy tartan]

Be like dust

[modern bobcat]

Thousand Sons hands typed these words

[quaint moss]

how do you have steam if your console locked XD

[gloomy tartan]

Counter point

[twin dirge]

Phone

[gloomy tartan]

Everyones atoms touch at some point in time

[brave slate]

we all turn to dust and asses at some point

[shy sandal]

Glory to Atom!

[arctic escarp]

no

glory to black holes!!!

[shy sandal]

Yes

[quaint moss]

me when they pull up in my dms (its steam)

[nocturne bloom]

I wish to die in a radioactive environment so glowing mushrooms can sprout from my ribs like a 90s art piece

[quaint moss]

[quaint moss]

you'll turn into goop

but grass will grow

[dire kayak]

OH

[shy sandal]

I wish to die in a radiohead enviroment

[nocturne bloom]

There are over 100 species of bioluminescent fungi

[brave slate]

Admit it, you want to be covered in fungi with girthy stalks

[arctic escarp]

did you know the current estimated biggest black hole in the universe is currently held by Phoenix A

[astral basin]

Guy logged into steam on his phone

Weird

[nocturne bloom]

You say that like you dont have to in order to sell inventory

[twin flower]

who uses the steam mobile app amirite

[brave slate]

I didnt know your mom was named "Phoenix A"

[astral basin]

Sell inventory? Whats that?

[arctic escarp]

its an ultramassive black hole with such awesome size. With an accretion disk so bright that it outshined the galaxy that its located at

[nocturne bloom]

You dont make bank 🥀

[hot flicker]

What's the best way to deal with Error Code: 2004?

[arctic escarp]

alt + f4

[quaint moss]

your mother

[astral basin]

No, i pay rent

[quaint moss]

land lords am evil

[shy sandal]

On an unrelated note, what's the easiest class to solo Honour mode in BG3?

[nocturne bloom]

Win Ctrl Shift B is funnier, alt f4 is for old people

[somber stream]

World War Z 2 was cancelled back in 2019 to make way for The Witcher lol

[arctic escarp]

ok nerd

[astral basin]

Ew

[arctic escarp]

look at this computer geek over here

[astral basin]

They messed up then

[arctic escarp]

🤓

[quaint moss]

honour mode?

[astral basin]

We had a cringe timeline w the witcher

[nocturne bloom]

Better a geek than a boomer

[somber stream]

Season 1 was decent

Went to shit right after

[astral basin]

Oh the witcher

Im thinking of the rock movie

[twin flower]

Season one ?

[shy sandal]

It's the gamemode where your save file gets deleted if you die

[quaint moss]

oh iron man

[brave slate]

The moment execs smelled the money making potential it was over

[somber stream]

Real

[twin flower]

I forget witcher had a live action lmao

[shy sandal]

They renamed it to honour mode in Baldur's Gate

[astral basin]

What if we
Defund the entertainment industry?

[somber stream]

In WWZ the book, Germany was as good as wiped out, the Brits stick to their castles and launched a medieval warfare against the undead

[twin flower]

how do we do that ?

[quaint moss]

am suspected

[brave slate]

nuke LA

[modern bobcat]

Warlock was OP for a while, do you want a link to build guides?

[astral basin]

Taxes

[marsh iris]

snake plissken otw

[arctic escarp]

I cant live without the occasional peak TV shows like

Fallout, The Pitt

Arcane (season 1)

[gloomy tartan]

What if we invite space spiders over

To handle the houses crisis

[somber stream]

By taking over the houses?

[shy sandal]

Yeah, i was thinking frenzy barbarian or sorcadin. But I'm open for suggestions

[gloomy tartan]

By building houses

Obviously

[modern bobcat]

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL8adH-ifQHcApU7a9ckmWihXZWbGDXxj3

[gloomy tartan]

Space spiders don’t need our homes

They probably would want to take over the entertainment sector thoufh

[twin dirge]

Storm sorc tempest domain cleric, make it wet and zap

[somber stream]

Current housing prices isn't because of the construction cost, rather it's the land

[modern bobcat]

Specifically: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTHC4cIGiCc

[somber stream]

Ask the spider to cull the 1%

[astral basin]

Occasional

[gloomy tartan]

Feed land lords to the space spiders

[jaunty path]

is it possible to solo highest difficulty in vermintide

[lethal solstice]

Yes

[modern bobcat]

Look for any described as Solo-Ready, cRPGBro is very reliable

[twin dirge]

Anyways

How we doin chat

[amber delta]

guys I love Highguard thank you Geoff for promoting it (derogatory)

[quaint moss]

do it yourself

[somber stream]

My guard is so high rn

[quaint moss]

men

[marsh iris]

space spiders, The Mist style

[gloomy tartan]

No

Giant tarantulas

[shy sandal]

I think i've only played light domain cleric. People say tempest is fun

[brave slate]

Oh shit, i forgot Highguard is out

[quaint moss]

shadow of war?

[gloomy tartan]

They spaxe spiders are giant tarantulas that can speak to us via telepathy

[modern bobcat]

Veilguard??

[twin dirge]

It is, death domain too

[shy sandal]

Prolly...

[marsh iris]

giant spiders with tentacles

[somber stream]

Love, Death and Robot

The spider is hot btw

[gloomy tartan]

No like the giant spider they clint Eastwood Napalm bombed

[quaint moss]

also the fuc is your pfp

[jaunty path]

👁️

[gloomy tartan]

It’s literaly a giant tarantula

[marsh iris]

oh fuck, THAT spider lmao

[gloomy tartan]

With telepathy

[jaunty path]

arachnid fucker licht

[somber stream]

I compliment a lot of hot people

[astral basin]

Tempest cleric: i wanna do it taser style!

[somber stream]

Doesn't mean i fucked them all

[marsh iris]

do me a favor and dont wake me up spider

[gloomy tartan]

Don’t tell him about the spider demon women from dark souls

[arctic escarp]

that ending really messed up

[quaint moss]

: hmmmm

[somber stream]

Que'lag?

I'm familiar

[shy sandal]

Easier to send it in dms than explain

[jaunty path]

👁️

[gloomy tartan]

You guys know about that movie with the giant spider?

[quaint moss]

ah ok lol

[gloomy tartan]

The old ass one?

[brave slate]

People who like spiders have never woken up to one crawling across their faces

[gloomy tartan]

The jet pilot who killed it at the end was Clint Eastwood

Before he was famous

[brave slate]

Wild wild west?

[gloomy tartan]

No it’s a old ass monster movie

[quaint moss]

clint westbark

[gloomy tartan]

Old old old ass movie

[astral basin]

Aki out here making driders look goofy

[gloomy tartan]

B movie

[astral basin]

“Its the amazing driderman!”

[brave slate]

eight legged freaks?

[somber stream]

What if the spider is a cutie

[astral basin]

Headass

[gloomy tartan]

Lmao it’s dead ass called tarantula

The movie

It’s from 1955

[inland mantle]

Yes

[shy sandal]

Sent

[gloomy tartan]

It’s just a tarantula that’s like the size of a sauropod or someshit

Some scientist invents a growth serum

[marsh iris]

giant spiders from Earth Defense Force

[gloomy tartan]

His lab has bunny’s the size of dogs

[gloomy tartan]

Those are dumb

But I’m a fan

[marsh iris]

peak game

[gloomy tartan]

They are so agressive and stupid lol

[marsh iris]

their web is fking annoying

[gloomy tartan]

I want to play those games with someone

I need to play then some day

[brave slate]

There are no spiders in EDF 5 onwards tho

[gloomy tartan]

I love how the edf gets so fucking confident when they winning

[brave slate]

Only Agressive Alien Species Beta

[quaint moss]

:3

[gloomy tartan]

But when they start losing they fucking lose their minds

[marsh iris]

i think we were playing 4.1

[brave slate]

the natural enemy of the wing diver

[marsh iris]

i really enjoy the voice acting, fucking funny

[dire kayak]

my corpse starch

[inland mantle]

🚙

[quaint moss]

share c:

[marsh iris]

laser lady: BEAAAAM!

[quaint moss]

car 🐈‍⬛

[gloomy tartan]

I watched super best friends play play some EDF

[brave slate]

120mm cannon fire 🗣️

[quaint moss]

EDF EDF EDF!

[marsh iris]

soldiers fighting giant frogs: THEY LOOK LIKE HUMANS!

[gloomy tartan]

You know what was weirdly fun

Lost planet

The first and second one were weirdly arcadey

[quaint moss]

i love edf4.1

[gloomy tartan]

Third was a weird dead space rip off thing

[twin dirge]

[gloomy tartan]

It let you Cary mech guns as a human

[nocturne bloom]

[twin dirge]

I wish I could vibe harder

[gloomy tartan]

And you could have seats on mechs

Or just grapple hook onto the side of. A mech

Dumb arcade gsme bullshit logic

[jaunty path]

40k neeeds to do more fan service for dreadnoughts

god

[marsh iris]

YEE DEE EFF

[quaint moss]

explain

[gloomy tartan]

We fans of giant enemy crabs ?

[jaunty path]

why do they need to make dreadnoughts so beautiful and hardly have anything for em

[gloomy tartan]

So induce yearning

[jaunty path]

Theyre like the hottest of the hot space marines

theyre like

the bbws of space marines

[quaint moss]

THE ANTS THEY KILLED MY FAMILY
avg citzen of Japan

[gloomy tartan]

They want you to have fomo

[jaunty path]

KILL GW NOW

[inland mantle]

Nah

[jaunty path]

fuck you gr

[inland mantle]

Nah

[jaunty path]

dreadnoughts are awesome and deserve more attention

[twin flower]

Should see that dude who was making like titan warmommies or whatever he called it lmao

[twin dirge]

Brain think too much, turn brain off just vibe

[brave slate]

Yep, it was totally the ants, not the bombing run i just called down on your neighbourhood

[jaunty path]

Ill kill you and turn you a servitor

[twin flower]

war titans with the gyatt

[inland mantle]

Hmm

Atleast I dont gotta pay taxes then

[jaunty path]

reel

[inland mantle]

Go for it

[marsh iris]

EDF Storm 1 can easily crush rejects and space marines

[gloomy tartan]

Gyatt is the next weapon coming to darktide

[quaint moss]

brain not problem, problems are
brain is the vibe

[twin flower]

about to throw it back to the heretics amirite

[jaunty path]

We

need

more

dreadnoughts

ok?

shut your fatass up hadron

[twin flower]

lmao

[amber delta]

shut the fuck up hadron

[gloomy tartan]

We should turn you into a dreadnought

[twin flower]

how you typing that fast dayum

[jaunty path]

yea

[twin dirge]

Too many words not enough space

[amber delta]

hey

[amber delta]

hadron

try

to

stop m

e

[gloomy tartan]

Missus special edition dreadnought

[brave slate]

Considering Storm 1 has killed god several times, they could probably solo the 4 chaos baddies

[somber stream]

Don't

Stop

[jaunty path]

need

[inland mantle]

Hadron bot ban this nerd

[somber stream]

Remember the 30 second cool down?

[jaunty path]

holyshit cant stop by red hot chili peppers

[gloomy tartan]

Tiny shriveled up missus inside looking like mr fallout neevegas

[jaunty path]

transition goals

[rough verge]

How do people simp for Hadron while Commissar Dukhane exists

[amber delta]

@errant crystal can u give me a kiss

[nocturne bloom]

I require a bean burrito 🥀

[gloomy tartan]

How do people

[twin flower]

people dont like her fake ass accent

[jaunty path]

How DO YOU simp for such an annoying fucking fake accent.

you have objectively bad taste sorry to tell you this

[inland mantle]

True

[gloomy tartan]

Some people need a fake accent

[twin flower]

[jaunty path]

I'm diagnosing you with "bad taste disorder"

[quaint moss]

mmm space

empty

[rough verge]

She has that shit on. And is pretty.

[dire kayak]

so real....

[amber delta]

can there really be such a thing as fake accent

[inland mantle]

Yes

[rough verge]

Hadron's skin looks infected and blistering

[quaint moss]

mmm burriter

[jaunty path]

She would be a lot better if she never spoke

I hate hearing her voice

[gloomy tartan]

A lot of people fall for a outfit and a nice hat

[vapid aurora]

i simp only for my GOAT kayex

[nocturne bloom]

[gloomy tartan]

Youd be surprised the stuff a nice outfit gets you

[jaunty path]

and a bitch personality ruins it all yeah

[twin flower]

The Emperor Prootects, the Goard Prevails

[dire kayak]

she's the only person i want to belittle me

[quaint moss]

idk
i just like men

[thick fog]

i simp for my own character classes

[gloomy tartan]

Y’all ever heard of calling people a shrimp?

[rough verge]

No im the only one to warm her heart

[twin flower]

Dukanes a woman tho

[gloomy tartan]

It’s a old insult

[twin flower]

Heh

Im familiar with shrimp yeah lmao

[brave slate]

I simp for Wolfer

[rough verge]

Based

[gloomy tartan]

Shrimp is funny lol

[rough verge]

Unironically based

[twin flower]

Ehhh

[jaunty path]

bitch has an affinity for chain smokers

[gloomy tartan]

Wolfer doesn’t have a fucking nose

[brave slate]

another hole for me

[gloomy tartan]

His face is fucked

[nocturne bloom]

I simp for trappers

[twin flower]

bish I just said I know what it means

[somber stream]

She simp for me, sorry pal

[jaunty path]

gently peels off your skin

[rough verge]

"I know what kind of man you are"

[gloomy tartan]

Wolfer face looks like the burn victim guy from super jail dead ass

[rough verge]

I simp for my veteran

[amber delta]

ok heres my hot take, there is no fake accents in 40k because shit like swedish accent or german accent any other accents that we know of dont exist anymore instead you have cadian accent and northern vostroyan accent and all this made up shit so you can have people talk like absolute clowns (aka dukane) and it still makes sense

[twin flower]

She simps for everyone

[timber elk]

That was a stressful session. Of redacted in my redacted

[quaint moss]

im touching swagger tbf

[jaunty path]

the only accents that exist in dt are the ones i deem as real

anyway

[gloomy tartan]

Here’s a hot take some accents anger people but are loved by others

[jaunty path]

SKIN PEOPLE ALIVE

[twin flower]

Laball

[quaint moss]

in your redacted 💀

[amber delta]

understandablee carry on

[brave slate]

we need someone who speaks like Mater from Cars

[thick fog]

smooches my veteran and psyker

[rough verge]

I never even pegged up dukhane's accent as fake in the first place based on the fact 40k has a bunch of fake places anyway

[gloomy tartan]

Why is Mexico allways yellow in movies

[inland mantle]

Are you real?

[jaunty path]

Obviously

[inland mantle]

Hmm

I dont think so

[timber elk]

Because it’s yellow DUH!!!!

[rough verge]

My arb could beat me to death and id thank her

[nocturne bloom]

There is officially a pound of gummy worms in my belly

[gloomy tartan]

It’s not tho

[timber elk]

<:3

[twin flower]

What do you mean yellow in movies

[astral basin]

Pound some worms in your gummy

[thick fog]

funniest thing you can also do is making your class appearance feeling canon to the personality

[gloomy tartan]

Tiny

[rough verge]

Breaking bad

[gloomy tartan]

Tint

[astral basin]

Hm

Thats not right

[twin flower]

i dont get it

Like the lighting ?

[jaunty path]

Can

someone

[timber elk]

I’ll let your mind fill in the blanks

[gloomy tartan]

They often add a yellow tint to movies and shows when they are in Mexico

[jaunty path]

explain to me how servitors are bad

like

Servitors are like

cool

[astral basin]

Im missing belly

[gloomy tartan]

For some reason they add a heavy ass yellow tint

[twin flower]

Maybe to showcase the hot weather or something

idk

[rough verge]

I made my cutthroat look like a cadian officer and gave my fatalist arb a skull tattoo that shows under the helmet

[twin flower]

I never really noticed

[modern bobcat]

Same reason Fallout New Vegas had a piss filter at launch

[quaint moss]

peanits explosion

[modern bobcat]

makes it look like you're in a "desert"

[astral basin]

Belly some gummies in your worm pound

[timber elk]

Nope

[gloomy tartan]

When you see it you’ll notice lmao

[astral basin]

No still not right

[twin flower]

Mexico isnt even all desert

[inland mantle]

Not yet

[gloomy tartan]

Its a old cliche

[quaint moss]

welp thats my best shot

[modern bobcat]

Hence "desert"

[gloomy tartan]

To make it look different I guess idk

[rough verge]

Its a dessert

[gloomy tartan]

Like ooo were in a new place

[marsh iris]

mexico dessert

[gloomy tartan]

It’s yellow

Because oooo it’s different

It’s dumb Hollywood logic lol

[marsh iris]

breaking bad filter

[twin flower]

what movies are you referring it to tho

lmao

bb was noice tho immabe real

[gloomy tartan]

Breaking bad is one of the most well known memes ones

But not the first or only one

[marsh iris]

i watched it twice iirc

[twin flower]

good show to just let play at the background and then get invested lmao

[timber elk]

How about…..

[gloomy tartan]

I watched it through YouTube shorts

[twin flower]

egh

[jaunty path]

i watched brba 3 times fully

lamb

have u

seen brba?

[marsh iris]

also enjoyed BCS

[quaint moss]

bag rage baggy ass

[jaunty path]

seen that 3 times

[twin flower]

Saul was great too lmao

[quaint moss]

BETTER BALL SAUL

[gloomy tartan]

That guitar theme for Saul

[arctic escarp]

cant imagine watching long running shows more than once ngl

[modern bobcat]

If they add an Admech class to Darktide they'll probably implement something like they're doing for Space Marine 2, either with a deployable turret or Servo-Skull or the ability to activate turrets which are placed on the level in newly added locations

[jaunty path]

weak

I really loved it

[twin flower]

I thought soemone mentioned Admechwas unlikely

in DT anyway

[jaunty path]

I saw el camino 3 times

Im not sure if im gonna give brba another watch

[twin flower]

Pretty Binge worthy shows tho ngl

[twin dirge]

Anxiety so high I'm puking, yesssirrrrrr

[gloomy tartan]

I bet Chewbacca could kick your ass

[modern bobcat]

Rogue Trader will be getting a Necron DLC soon focused around Admech/Here-teks most likely; SM2 is getting a Tech Marine... etc

GW tends to push cross-overs

[jaunty path]

consider water.

[marsh iris]

might rewatch walking dead

[gloomy tartan]

What if they just only add a admech character

[quaint moss]

:3

[marsh iris]

CORAL

[gloomy tartan]

And they hangout on the Morningstar

[twin dirge]

Already drinking it, I don't particularly enjoy dry heaving (I puke often)

[timber elk]

I don’t know

[timber elk]

How

[twin flower]

Morningstar small as hell tho wish it was bigger

[modern bobcat]

if they add a Tech Priest to DT, he will canonically be the son/daughter of Kayex and Hadron

[twin dirge]

I locked the door for 15 minutes so I can "use the bathroom"

[jaunty path]

ah...

[gloomy tartan]

Morningstar could open more doors

[timber elk]

Oh I thought you said you don’t like water because you puke of it often

[gloomy tartan]

It’s not like it’s small

We just get no fucking room

[timber elk]

Sure we do! Just toss out brahams useless junk she’s carrying

[twin flower]

Isnt the shit technically pretty big tho

[arctic escarp]

the memes are really funny cant lie

[gloomy tartan]

They should open more doors on the ship

[twin flower]

considering its a former rogue trader ship

[timber elk]

Not if we jettison the shit from the cargo room

[rough verge]

7 more shops!!

[jaunty path]

Is this ur new sticker

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah she’s just got us locked to a tiny corner or her ship

[twin flower]

give vet our gambling dens

[arctic escarp]

default stickers got some gems

[rough verge]

Let us gamble!!

[gloomy tartan]

Basketball court

[rough verge]

And drink

[gloomy tartan]

I want to play basketball with ogryns

[twin flower]

you'd most likely be the ball

[arctic escarp]

smug shiba is my fav rn

[jaunty path]

Wheres the ugly discord mascot that has a lil smth extra

[gloomy tartan]

No the ball would be a cherub

[jaunty path]

Im gonna kill u eventually

[twin flower]

we have cherubs on the ship?

[gloomy tartan]

I never seen one

[twin flower]

oh

[jaunty path]

these

[gloomy tartan]

Gross baby bastards

[arctic escarp]

wumpus?

[jaunty path]

vile

emojis

i need to

kill them.

[twin flower]

do it you wont

[gloomy tartan]

If you think about it

[astral basin]

Need someone to execute me
My relief is coming and shes a bitch

[gloomy tartan]

Emojis are basically hieroglyphics

[marsh iris]

thats some gen z shit

[somber stream]

Pee on her while T-posing to assert dominance

[marsh iris]

what if she enjoyed it

[twin flower]

peak advice

[gloomy tartan]

Wha

[twin flower]

well

[somber stream]

Then you dominated, congrats

[twin flower]

alls well that ends well right

[arctic escarp]

Licht projecting his fantasies rn

I dont need to hear about your kink licht..

[marsh iris]

positive vibes all around win win for skull and the colleague

[somber stream]

Life advise

[twin flower]

the Knave part is coming out

[gloomy tartan]

Truly

[shy sandal]

I'm gonna go play For Honor, you guys have a good one

[marsh iris]

Wow!

[gloomy tartan]

Would babe Ruth be a good spaxe marine

[twin flower]

For poonor

[shy sandal]

Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.

[twin flower]

someone should make a pve game with for honors combat

[quaint moss]

oh damn :<

[astral basin]

Truly how foxes behave

[somber stream]

Thanks!

[gloomy tartan]

Someone should make a pve game

[astral basin]

When foxes get angry, urine is the first thing that flies
Almost as potent as skunk spray

[gloomy tartan]

Idk man

[somber stream]

Huh, didn't know that

[twin flower]

skunkxes

[gloomy tartan]

Hippos shoot turd beams

[shy sandal]

It's crazy how everytime i get into a new nieche game, a few months after i see a Zanny video on it

[gloomy tartan]

That kinda tops it

[twin flower]

its not even a beam tho

[astral basin]

They shotgun it yeah

[twin flower]

they just spread it around with their tail as they shit

[gloomy tartan]

No

They use it as emergency too

[marsh iris]

im gonna go home and play some starship troopers

[twin flower]

huh

[gloomy tartan]

Like if a big predator bites they ass

[marsh iris]

or maybe goat recon

[gloomy tartan]

They can do the shotgun

[astral basin]

Idk man hippos are just fuck off by default
The poop shotty is them being extra

[gloomy tartan]

The poor leapord or whatever

It was SHOOK

Launched off

[fiery wave]

I get on and I think I should go back to sleep.

[marsh iris]

hippo vs polar bear

[twin flower]

permanent smell camouflage

its a strat

[gloomy tartan]

If a chicken was bigger

Wouel it be a viable travel mount

Like a horse

[arctic escarp]

goodnight kari

[twin flower]

why go for the chicken then

get a rooster

[gloomy tartan]

I imagine the rooster would be more agressive

[fiery wave]

I just woke up to whatever the heck is Gen now.

[gloomy tartan]

I’d start with the giant chicken first

[twin flower]

id like to think thats the idea

cacaw mfer

[gloomy tartan]

You wanna jump straight to the giant rooster

[arctic shoal]

[gloomy tartan]

It might gut you lol

[astral basin]

Better than last night ngl

[gloomy tartan]

Your like naw I don’t wanna train a saber tooth tiger kitten I want to tame a full grown adult

[timber elk]

Hey guys

[fiery wave]

Good think I was actually sleeping then.

[twin flower]

beat it with a stick like in some cultures

[gloomy tartan]

So yeah y’all think giant chickens would be good travel mounts ?

[marsh iris]

like Moas?

[astral basin]

Eh

[marsh iris]

chocobo or whatever

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah that big

[astral basin]

Chickens are fluff, not enough density

[smoky swift]

I don't know. Birds are pretty fragile

[marsh iris]

say that to emus

[gloomy tartan]

Hmmm

[smoky swift]

The australian bird ?

[astral basin]

Emus and ostriches running the fade

[gloomy tartan]

Even if it was a giant chicken?

Like the size of a horse

[marsh iris]

yeag

[gloomy tartan]

Still not enough mass?

[twin dirge]

I wonder how much it would hurt to staple myself

[smoky swift]

Do emus and austriche have hollow bones ?

[modern bobcat]

GW should pay the studio who made Ready or Not to do an Arbites Kill Team version

I want to bust down doors and jack up Heretiks

[lethal solstice]

Isn't ready or not a shit show

[marsh iris]

idk historically emus can tank machine gun shots

[smoky swift]

What

[modern bobcat]

Not when I finished it with a friend last year, not sure if they've done something to it since then?

[smoky swift]

How 😭

[astral basin]

They dont fly
Their leg muscles especially are much more dense
But like. Its an unhealthy thing. See elephants

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah they have to be shot in specific area to die

[marsh iris]

check out the Emu War

[modern bobcat]

We haven't touched Ready or Not since 100%ing it

[gloomy tartan]

They just ate the machine gun roughen

[smoky swift]

So they just have normal bones

[gloomy tartan]

They have tough body’s like boars

[smoky swift]

Wow

[lethal solstice]

I've heard its kind of a nightmare

[gloomy tartan]

They had solid muscle or fat some shit so that the way the emu war ended was arming the veteran farmers with rifles

[twin dirge]

If you're bad I guess

RoN is exactly what it was advertised as

[gloomy tartan]

The farmers knew where to aim for a kill shot

[modern bobcat]

It's a very difficult game, but co-oping it 2 player is pretty doable. We S-ranked it on hardest diff pretty easily

[twin dirge]

I'ma be honest

[twin dirge]

^

[lethal solstice]

No like
Technically

[gloomy tartan]

If you don’t take a emu down first shot they run the hell off fast

[lethal solstice]

Something about the ai being particularly garbage

[twin dirge]

I dislike that for an s rank you're required to use beanbag shotty but other than it ain't bad

[gloomy tartan]

And they knew to avoid the army and their machine gun truck when they tried to win the emu war

[modern bobcat]

Unsure if technically a shitshow

[smoky swift]

Ooh

[twin dirge]

Whoever said that clearly hasn't been forced to push a hallway with 4 dudes aiming down it that won't move from their objectively better position

[modern bobcat]

I played it on my Acer Nitro 5 from 2019 with an Nvidia RTX and had no issues

haven't played it since upgrading in July last year to a new laptop

[twin dirge]

I played on series X on release for console

It played well then

[modern bobcat]

Maybe some issues with AMD ? Unsure

[gloomy tartan]

You know what’s neat

How bosses turn into weapons in devil may cry

[twin dirge]

They tend to do that in destiny 2 as well

[gloomy tartan]

I wouldn’t mind turning into a cool sword

Perhaps a sniper rifle

[modern bobcat]

the only thing a Cadian would turn into is a speck of dust floating in space

[gloomy tartan]

Maybie a guitar that shoots fire

[twin dirge]

I wanna be a rotary GL

[gloomy tartan]

A man can ponder

[twin dirge]

May chaos take the world

[rough verge]

All im.saying is... if cadia was SOOOOO great, why did it fall?

[twin dirge]

Real shit

I can't believe they couldnt hold out forever

Krieg would have won those just saying

[gloomy tartan]

A thing ain’t beautiful because it lasts forever but because it has a end

[rough verge]

Smh

[gloomy tartan]

Something something teardrops in the rain

Something something flowers

Bolter are fucking cool

[rough verge]

I think girls are pretty not because they die

[jaunty path]

It was the greatest child soldier growing factory ever

[gloomy tartan]

If everything lasted forever we wouldn’t appreciate it as much

[jaunty path]

child soldier factory

thats a huge loss for the impoopium

[gloomy tartan]

I read it the first time

[gloomy tartan]

lol

[jaunty path]

You sure you didn't read it a second time?

How about a third time

Child Soldier factory

im bored tonight

[rough verge]

Me too

[gloomy tartan]

Your one of the cool cats

[jaunty path]

cool cats

mm

I wonder how the cats outside are doing

I hope those strays are warm somewhere

[gloomy tartan]

Agreed

[rough verge]

I want a cat

[gloomy tartan]

You can just grab one

Their all over the place

[twin dirge]

Old people don't like current day humor it seems

[gloomy tartan]

They come up to you even

[astral basin]

Me and my inferior series s

[rough verge]

I think i made up my mind. I prefer cars over dogs

[trim lotus]

whats the update about

[modern bobcat]

the Imperium should relocate all Cadians to the Ghoul Stars and dump them there

[pine vessel]

1,7 gb update

[indigo radish]

Performance fixes omg

[gloomy tartan]

The cadians are spread around

New cadia and colony’s

[rough verge]

I dont really have strays around me

[amber delta]

the government doesnt want you to know this but stray cats are free you can take them home

[jaunty path]

rabies is free too ya know

[modern bobcat]

stray Cadians are also free

[gloomy tartan]

homeless people are free

You can just adopt them

[twin dirge]

A guy asked me how I was doing today so I said "another day in paradise" he said "any day above ground is a good day" and I said "yeah I suppose" he was appalled and went "you suppose?" Before I hit the "yeah man it was I'm my best financial interest to have died a week ago"

[amber delta]

stray cadians are whiny

[rough verge]

Strays are so sweet. They appreciate everything.

[twin dirge]

He didn't laugh

[astral basin]

Youll get turned into the White Pistol

[jaunty path]

oof yea

[gloomy tartan]

What’s the white pistol

[quaint moss]

take one off the street

[twin dirge]

I thought it was hilarious ngl

[rough verge]

There aren't strays in my town

[gloomy tartan]

There’s the animal shelters

[twin dirge]

There are strays in the back of my white van

[quaint moss]

exactly, they're not feral

[gloomy tartan]

They be having cats and dogs there

[rough verge]

Can I have one

[quaint moss]

yo im hopping in

[modern bobcat]

the vocal orange cats of the galaxy

[gloomy tartan]

Cut to aki making cat noises in a van

[left swan]

did darktide update?

[modern bobcat]

It is updating currently

[untold kraken]

Do the other classes even get as technical as ogryn?

[jaunty path]

noh

[twin dirge]

Easiest way to gather kids ngl, cats in the white van little ones, go say hello

[twin dirge]

It was me the whole time

I am the cat

[left swan]

I got onto the game and my mods disabled so it updated lol

didnt even notice

[modern bobcat]

They've haven't made a news post yet

or patch notes

[jaunty path]

im gonna have tea and rum

[rough verge]

I love tea

[twin dirge]

Share?

[rough verge]

I like plain black

[jaunty path]

20 dollars

jk its free for u aki

[quaint moss]

on god a horror movie

[jaunty path]

anyone else its 50

mmm

sssss

[quaint moss]

tea and run, there popo coming

[amber delta]

no link in #news so here's the juice https://forums.fatsharkgames.com/t/patch-1-10-4-patch-notes/118146

[gloomy tartan]

New fears to fathom

[quaint moss]

good series

[gloomy tartan]

I had a story ppl said to share

But it’s not long enough

[rough verge]

I like watching Joe bartolozzi play horror games

[gloomy tartan]

But it was spook

Big spook

[trail bramble]

holy shit they really just stealth dropped genestealers

[modern bobcat]

Spartacus 11 hours ago 
    
does your arm hurt from patting your self on the back for moving forward giving us a complete game?

Spartacus 11 hours ago 
it should be common knowledge by now that Fat Shart takes 2-3 years after launch to produce a final product.

Steam replies to Darktide news post delivering butthurt

[quaint moss]

what a funny name

[rough verge]

Yeah i suppose

[modern bobcat]

Fixed color name in item title of the Hive Scum Hood (KHAKI) to the correct color.

literally unplayable before

[jaunty path]

im boreddd

mmwwww

[twin dirge]

I'm

Yes

What should I play when I get home chat

[modern bobcat]

Darktide

[acoustic pebble]

I saw game get updated. What patched?

[trail bramble]

go shower stinky
go read a book smelly

[astral basin]

Idk man
“You look like you drop common loot”
Is still a banger insult

[rough verge]

"5 xp on death"

That was funny when j first saw thay

[acoustic pebble]

"Tutorial ass npc"

[quaint moss]

hollow night

[marble prawn]

ok whats the update for?

its 1gb

[somber stream]

More skinz

[trail bramble]

just patching stuff

[twin dirge]

I still can't find my shade

[modern bobcat]

👆 👆 👆

[somber stream]

Looks like it's Cadian theme this week

[twin dirge]

WOOOOOOOO BABY

[rough verge]

Drg

[twin dirge]

CADIAN VET FTW

I can finally match my personality and home world

[orchid hinge]

does the patch roll out at the same time globally

[somber stream]

Give us that fucking Cadian heavy armour to go with the green scion helm Fatshark

IT HAS BEEN 3 YEARS

[quaint moss]

so sad

[quaint moss]

based based

can i ger a for this man

[quaint moss]

heh, no

[rough verge]

Rock and roll and stone!

[shy sandal]

"One Krieg rerun coming right up"

[somber stream]

Still no scum lmao

[rough verge]

Krieg more like... borieg

[quaint moss]

bore ragnarrock

[rough verge]

:]

[hidden whale]

chicken parm baking
sauce simmer
spaghetti boiling

[quaint moss]

<:

[hidden whale]

bet u guys wish you had that

:>

[quaint moss]

i do

[rough verge]

Yeah well I have unflavored protein shake made with wayer

Water

Sucker

[quaint moss]

they need to send meal team 6 to save you

[rough verge]

No im doing alright

Sometimes I make it with malt

[hidden whale]

damn

[quaint moss]

malt liquor and protein sludge is vile 💀

[hidden whale]

at least you'll be proteined up

[quaint moss]

pls cook something for this man😔

[rough verge]

:3

[hidden whale]

come to south US buddy ill make you some chicken parm

or shakshuka

I have chicken stew in the fridge too

and protein burritos in the freezer

ull get fed

[quaint moss]

:3

[astral basin]

I hate canker sores so much 😭

[urban valley]

huh, anyone else got a 1.7g update ?

[rough verge]

What would I need chicken parm for when I have a pound of 99% lean ground turkey in the fridge :]

[hidden whale]

damn thats lean

[quaint moss]

ima go cook now (jesse)

[hidden whale]

I tried turkeymaxing for a minute but its just so mid compared to chicken or beef

[astral basin]

Just. A dot of raw flesh in the mouth for a whole month
Throbbing, tingling, and making it hard to eat,

[quaint moss]

EAT THE DAMN CHICKEN

[twin flower]

chimken is good

[hidden whale]

this guy is getting nurgle infested rn...

[astral basin]

One dot if im lucky
Usually its 3

[somber stream]

False alarm, it's Truskan Snowhound recolour

The slop consume

[quaint moss]

nurgle maxing

[low blade]

#darktide-driptide message

ITS HERE

[astral basin]

Vitamin deficiency

[quaint moss]

hi batman

[astral basin]

Eating a banana now, hoping i just need b

[quaint moss]

you need lots of b
maidenless

[somber stream]

Nvm, Cadian drip is in fact, here

[astral basin]

Besides the point

[somber stream]

3 years

wipe tears

[low blade]

#darktide-driptide message

CADIA BROS

[somber stream]

[urban valley]

no mention of rotten armor's spawn rate fix ?

[jaunty path]

nah

[urban valley]

: (

[jaunty path]

suffer

[urban valley]

Always

[hidden whale]

put the rotten armor in the Atoma buddy

[marsh iris]

rot me up

[quaint moss]

what even is rotten armor

[hidden whale]

my child WILL fight waves of rotten armor

[quaint moss]

ive forgotten

[jaunty path]

rotten

armor

done

[hidden whale]

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3375980903

[marsh iris]

lets make that child

[quaint moss]

https://tenor.com/view/btweers-gif-12554037691025205909

[hidden whale]

woah relax

[marsh iris]

[hidden whale]

I gotta eat dinner first at LEAST

this chicken parms about to come out

[amber delta]

rotten armor is when a wave spawns and makes you progress the map in reverse

[quaint moss]

ip grabber 😔 😔 😔 😔

[jaunty path]

its okay to look like that sweetie

[quaint moss]

too bad

[rough verge]

Is it look good

[hidden whale]

ugh fine

"

• Adds various stages of melee and ranged damage reduction:
• At >=90% hp, unit recieves 75% damage reduction. Between 75% and 90%, the unit recieves 50% DR. Between 50% and 75% the unit recieves 25% DR. Between 0% and 25% the unit recieves 25% extra damage
• 0.85x movespeed modifier
• Scab only
• Changes the trickle horde composition to be a mix of:
  A) 1 to 4 crusher
  B) 1 to 4 mauler
  C) 1 to 4 berserker
• Adds a green cloud around the unit, and changes their armour appearance a bit
• Scab berserkers, maulers and crushers spawn with the effect 100% of the time, and no other unit will have it
• Upon death spawns a gas cloud that damages the playe"

[quaint moss]

i know, it works out as long as my partner thinks im pretty

[somber stream]

It's very good, authentic Karskin drip

[rough verge]

Oo

[sleek harness]

Yall does someone play Space Borines 2

[amber delta]

no

ahh game

[quaint moss]

OH that

[somber stream]

#darktide-driptide message

[sleek harness]

Silence for a moment, I am trying to find someone who plays it

It's a matter of life or death

[astral basin]

Actually
I think
Vitamin b is literally what i need

[quaint moss]

rotten armor isnt that bad unless your in the cornor, and forgot protection

[urban valley]

I'm not even sure what's the point of scaling dmg reduction. Isn't that just "+x% health" in actuality ?

[astral basin]

At least. The banana did a lot to dull the pain

[trim lotus]

always use protection

[amber delta]

its supposed to imitate big fat armour that gets chipped down and cracks as you shoot it

[quaint moss]

instructions unclear, grabbed blender

[urban valley]

Yes, but again, isn't that just more actual health ? not like they speed up as they lose armor

[amber delta]

it is, yes

bottom line is - rotten armor sucks dihh

[urban valley]

ye

[amber delta]

in fact, all the modifiers currently in rotation seems to amount to "enemies are tankier"

except blight spreads I suppose

[rough verge]

Maybe one day soon ill try havok

[jaunty path]

always time to try it,

[quaint moss]

:> they should make one like 400× speed

[jaunty path]

faster dt would be cool

[amber delta]

remember to pimp out your character profile first

[quaint moss]

you should @ me when you do, am need the resources

[amber delta]

get the fanciest frame

so you get accepted

[fiery wave]

But that's still bs unfun modifier to sell scum supply harder.

[amber delta]

[amber delta]

real

[jaunty path]

Oh right I need to put auric storm survivor

[amber delta]

blight spreads without scum supply or zealot aura is just

pain

[jaunty path]

poo supply

[amber delta]

hey good job killing the horde now you made half the arena unwalkable for a minute

[fiery wave]

Cos zealot doesn't even migitate unless it gets buffed to add the mortis version.

[jaunty path]

mmm jenkem stim pack 😋

[sleek harness]

Karien

[jaunty path]

bet that fem scum makes some good jenkem

[quaint moss]

i wanna fight the flash

[amber delta]

body type 2 scum

[rough verge]

What timezone r you? Im est but work nights

[quaint moss]

same coast

[jaunty path]

whats the hottest minecraft skin

[somber stream]

Fat fish getting my money this week

[quaint moss]

steve (jack black)

[quaint moss]

what they do

[somber stream]

Proper Cadian armour set

[jaunty path]

poop cadian

[modern bobcat]

mfw the data mine is a hoax and it's actually Vostroyans again for the third time:

[low blade]

Whats this? THE NECROMUNDAN 8TH WITH A STEEL CHAIR

[somber stream]

Hnnnnn

[low blade]

I dont play a Cadian but its a great lookin set

[quaint moss]

day in the life of a true cadian geezer

[somber stream]

Cadian is cringe to no end but it is indeed very great looking

[quaint moss]

cadia is awesome

[jaunty path]

how is cring

is it bc cuttthroat is an edgelord

[somber stream]

Can't shut up about their floating rock for more than 5 minutes

[jaunty path]

what if germany exploded licht

youd be cutt throat licht

[somber stream]

Chaos

[arctic shoal]

Austria would have a coastline again

[low blade]

You can be a Professional and even LC Cadian so the CT is just Like That

[digital lava]

Poland would be relieved

[modern bobcat]

Armageddon : survives like 5 Waaaghs, Khornate invasion, multiple daemonic shenanigans -> silent, stoic

Cadia: one blackstone fortress -> endless whining

[jaunty path]

noh u wouldnt

[modern bobcat]

Cadia ate that Blackstone Fortress the same way Jake Paul ate that right hook to his jaw

[twin flower]

Isnt armageddon a demon world now

[quaint moss]

mayhaps

[somber stream]

No?

Grey Knights tried to cull the population but got kicked in the balls

[digital lava]

That's grey knight talk

[modern bobcat]

Grey Knights were jealous because the Steel Legion are galactic gigachads

[somber stream]

[shy sandal]

Prolly cause other regiments barely get any representation.

I imagine Armaggedon soldiers prolly talk about "You got soft hand boi, you never struggled in your life" and Vostroyans wouldn't shut up about brotherhood

[low blade]

Armageddon drafts Hive Gangers, those motherfuckers are NOT silent and stoic they're stealing the catalytic converter from trukks

See here

[somber stream]

Stow-ieck

[modern bobcat]

silently, stoically stealing those catalytic converters

[trail bramble]

it's pronounced "stoik"

[low blade]

This bit never gets old

[quaint moss]

grey knights deserved to have there balls kicked off

[digital lava]

M

[quaint moss]

"emp not allowed to walk"
like yeah ok bud, you are not trying to stop god

[twin dirge]

I'm free from my suffering

[modern bobcat]

Abaddon has launched something like 13 crusades, and the only thing he ever achieved was blowing up Cadia

[quaint moss]

hi :>

[somber stream]

Failbaddon

[twin flower]

bad'baddon

[twin dirge]

Hello my friends, enemies, and neutral neighbors

[sleek harness]

Which I am

[twin dirge]

Up to you, no?

[sleek harness]

What do you mean

It's you who decides

[twin dirge]

If I decide then everyone friend

But sadly that isn't how people work

[quaint moss]

ah i brung a rose and chocolates

[sleek harness]

Imagine forcing people

[jaunty path]

everyone is my friend until im slightly annoyed

[quaint moss]

schizophrenia is just all enemies🤔

[twin dirge]

You are friend

[jaunty path]

not necessarily

[twin dirge]

Missus is also friend

[jaunty path]

very nice

:)

[sleek harness]

Do you ever get annoyed when I mention you and the incest game?

[jaunty path]

MM

6am

[twin dirge]

I do not know the rat so I do not know if rat is friends

[jaunty path]

ah no I like talking about it

[twin dirge]

No no, 6:15am

[jaunty path]

trve

[quaint moss]

615

[sleek harness]

It's 8am obviously

[quaint moss]

greenland?

[sleek harness]

What

[sleek harness]

Skaven enslave humans by the way

But not me

I don't have any need of humans

[twin dirge]

I'm not human

[sleek harness]

Yeah you are bird brained

[twin dirge]

Indeed