general-chat

[somber scroll]

[inland mantle]

WHAT

Mods mpreg this nerd

[solar widget]

No no

Let her cook

[inland mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-shoo-cat-shoo-biscuit-gif-8024642674144447563

[onyx prism]

I used to be better with my characters before i took a year off, then when i came back, i couldn't remember things, but i don't have a good memory anyway,

[somber scroll]

ARBITRATORS, DAEMONCULABA THIS NERD !!!

[jaunty path]

generally all you want to do is memorize attack patterns

[sinful pecan]

People are just dicks sometimes. Can’t really get away from that

[somber scroll]

Remember boys and girls

you will end up making more fun of bullies than they will ever make fun of you

[onyx prism]

my memory is deteriorating, i can't do anything about it, i do the best i can, with what i've got

[fair bridge]

tax return wasn't too terrible this year

[uneven ferry]

NA West Auric and above anyone?

[jaunty path]

I see.

[somber scroll]

forgive your enemies but never forget their name

[fair bridge]

#vox-lfg-lexicanum this is the LFG guide channel

[solar widget]

I still havent done my taxes

I should probably do that

[fair bridge]

in america they just opened filing today

[jaunty path]

Don't say that in public vro 🥀

[fair bridge]

i got a sick little credit

[solar widget]

I got my returns like

A month ago

[gilded socket]

Imagine the trapper stink

[fair bridge]

your refund?

[solar widget]

I HAVENT DONE MY TAXES

I HAVENT DONE MY TAXES

[fair bridge]

or your W-2?

[solar widget]

Refund

[jaunty path]

[fair bridge]

you mean you got last year's refund a month ago

[onyx prism]

i would tell people about my life, that the games "chose me", that the game "saved me", but then i would have to tell you, why and that is too hard a story, thats why i choose kindness over everything else

[somber scroll]

become a pirate and dont do your taxes

[gilded socket]

Mmmmmm trapper stink

[solar widget]

I imagine the trappers

Rotting in an unmarked grave

[knotty terrace]

this is your daily rage bait

[solar widget]

BECAUSE TRAPPERS SUCK

[dire kayak]

i like listening to touhou music and immagining that im the best dartkide player

[fair bridge]

seeing this old guy in the chat makes me remember playing star trek online

[zealous viper]

eat poxwalkers

[knotty terrace]

did you know that Hivescum pickpocket passive is not overpowered or broken but functions as it should

[fair bridge]

tons of old people spending hours texting in the lobby chat

it was peak

[somber scroll]

I like pretending my allies are very good and I don't just suck at the game

[solar widget]

I like running directly into poxbursters and yelling at me teammates when they teamkill me by accident

[somber scroll]

also real question

[solar widget]

Its their fault

[onyx prism]

my gamer tag on my xbox and my playstation are both "In Memory's Of" my "only" sibling that died when i was 15, he was 16, this was in 1982 - - yeah, yeah, we had games back then...lol

[somber scroll]

why aren't there nurglings in the game

[solar widget]

I ated them all

Like doritos

[somber scroll]

rip

[fair bridge]

i want nurglings back

[solar widget]

Thats right

Every nurgling in the universe

[fair bridge]

they were so cool

[solar widget]

Is in my stomach

[gilded socket]

Houghhjjj

[somber scroll]

what

they are gone ?

where ?

[fair bridge]

detroit

[onyx prism]

i want new maps, new different missions

[solar widget]

I want another class

Because im greedy

[somber scroll]

servitor class

[fair bridge]

do not bully the old man

[dire kayak]

man i love brainbust

[solar widget]

I can finally live out my fantasies as kayex’s servitor

[somber scroll]

man I was so heartbroken when they called kayex a clanker

[solar widget]

WHY WOILD THEY DO THAT TO HIM

SO EVIL

[dire kayak]

WHY CANT I TYPE

[somber scroll]

everyone bullies kayex

[dire kayak]

BRAINBURST

[solar widget]

Goober is straight busting it in general

[gilded socket]

You even have a brain

[somber scroll]

I think they should all crucify their balls

in the emperor's name

[marsh iris]

[fair bridge]

FAHHH

[zealous viper]

i didn’t know psykers could do that

[solar widget]

Good idea

I love texting in discord mid match so my teammates have to carry me

[somber scroll]

I'm texting while I look at paint dry like a moron

[zealous viper]

ogryns should be able to carry teammates so i can get a piggyback ride to the end of the mission

[somber scroll]

ogryns should be able to launch teammates

[zealous viper]

i am the rock

[somber scroll]

strap explosives to your character and become the grenade box

[onyx prism]

i know its a game mechanic, but its a stupid one, how can a tiny pox hound down and Ogryn, aren't they supposed to be all powerful?

[somber scroll]

100% heresy proof strategy

[somber scroll]

John Fatshark wants you to stay close to your allies

Since it's a WH40k game it makes sense

[marsh iris]

pounced by a face-eating chihuahua

[somber scroll]

say your killteam is a unit

in the table top game a model can't be more than 2-3" away from other models of its units

[zealous viper]

dogs are scary

[jaunty path]

Yeah but its for the sake of balance. Having a class just be fully immune to dogs wouldn't be super balanced. Technically arbitrator can get the dog off themselves using their own hound.

[somber scroll]

when said unit is below original model number you have to take battleshock test, depending on how well you do you can more or less control points

[onyx prism]

I picked Veteran as my very first character, because I am a US Veteran in real life(Disabled) Go Army.

[somber scroll]

in darktide, realistically ?

[zealous viper]

what about the killteam game,..,,,..,,

[jaunty path]

Yea veteran is super fun lol

[somber scroll]

I think ogryns are dumb enough to gaslight themselves into thinking they are not strong enough to fight dog

[daring urchin]

sienna in vermintide getting grabbed by rats despite being able to teleport at will

on a completely unrelated note, i just unlocked the revolver - is it just me or is it kinda... not good at all

it does good dps for 2 seconds and then you're stuck in a reload for the next 2 days

[somber scroll]

when are we getting melta pistol

[dire kayak]

in my dreams

[solar widget]

Maybe…

Two wounds is not the play

[dire kayak]

ive killed many pox hounds in darktide

[somber scroll]

melta pistol/gun implies being able to face marines

[dire kayak]

we can defeat terminator marines

[somber scroll]

even if he's a strategic idiot (like I am), remember Huron Blackheart got turned into ground beef by a melta

[solar widget]

We could prolly take a traitor primach

[dire kayak]

YES

[solar widget]

I could beat angron

[stark bobcat]

@daring urchin is the pistol leveled?

[solar widget]

Just saying

[dire kayak]

make mortarion a boss

[solar widget]

I could beat mortarion solo

[somber scroll]

easy solo peter turbo

[solar widget]

Just sayin

[daring urchin]

i'm still an early level shitter, but it is my current highest gs ranged weapon

[stark bobcat]

when leveling dont worry about weapon perforamnce

[gilded socket]

Somehow

[daring urchin]

that revolver does very good dmg like i said, but 5 shots and then a long reload is just BRUTAL

[stark bobcat]

revolver relies on 1 taps and wants to be maxed to each that

but its one of the best single target ranged weapons

*reach that

[daring urchin]

i feel like a spammier gun would benefit me more is all

[stark bobcat]

Okay

go for it

[somber scroll]

what is even the reason for melta guns to be so strong

[dire kayak]

i think some people don't realize that the special melee on the blaze force greatsword gets stronger as you kill more enemies

at least with the people ive played with

[somber scroll]

maybe john darktide doesn't need a melta gun

[stark bobcat]

they dont

because fatshark doesnt explain it in any way

[fair bridge]

need someone to make a mod that randomizes my loadout before the mission starts

[stark bobcat]

there is

"choose my loadout"

iirc

[fair bridge]

you're just a big helper aren't you

[stark bobcat]

used it like 2 years ago

idk if its updated

[somber scroll]

John darktide can easily defeat a nurgle beast

[dire kayak]

honestly i found out through trial and error

[somber scroll]

it takes at least 2 units of skitarii to defeat one if not more

[stark bobcat]

Congrats you are a rare player

learning what FGS special does

[inland mantle]

Kinda is one Az made a randomizer mod I can link you the current version. It's only getting posted to my knowledge in Rawk's server might come to nexus later if he wants to

[somber scroll]

ok I said nothing

nurgle beasts have 6+ save

but you gotta take out all its 7 wounds in one turn else you're cooked

[dire kayak]

yaaaayyy im unique

w<

[inland mantle]

https://github.com/regzo2/loadout_randomizer

[gilded socket]

FACKIN WANKA

[shy sandal]

Is the darktide modding scene good?

I remember seeing a bunch of ui mods, but besides that, not much else.

[gloomy tartan]

Hammer head sharks are neat

[gilded socket]

How fat

[gloomy tartan]

Idk how to tell how fat a shark is

[gilded socket]

HOW FAT

[gloomy tartan]

I don’t think we should shame sharks

[gilded socket]

Its not shamr

[gloomy tartan]

I usually see like hammer heads and bull sharks look chunky

Can’t remember seeing a chunky hammerhead

And it’s usually cuz of being full o baby sharks

They’re kinda aerodynamic

[dire kayak]

very fat

[gloomy tartan]

Wait I’m dumb

I mean HYDROdynamic

No flying sharks

Yet

[gilded socket]

Not talking about gou

[gloomy tartan]

I mean great whites jump but that’s all

[solar widget]

All sharks are fat

Its just that some are more fat than others

[gloomy tartan]

But they are still sleek and hydrodynamic

[solar widget]

Sharks are 99% fat

[ocean briar]

moo moo

[gloomy tartan]

I like how if you pet one wrong it cuts you

[dire kayak]

bad horse

[gloomy tartan]

What with the little teeth thingys on they skin to make them go thru water better

[thick coyote]

Yes it's good but nothing really really exceptional

[fair bridge]

it's no left 4 dead but it's got plenty of QoL stuff

[gloomy tartan]

I like hammerhead sharks best tho cuz of the silly head

[thick coyote]

Audio
Accessibility
Testing

[gilded socket]

FUCK you

[dire kayak]

:3

[gilded socket]

KRILL YOURSELF !!!!

[shy sandal]

So like, the basic stuff, nothing too crazy?

[gloomy tartan]

There’s a river, ocean fish that’s tiny as hell

They are called smelts

They are funny little guys

Like French frys as fish

[inland mantle]

There's meme mods like these https://www.nexusmods.com/warhammer40kdarktide/mods/548

[dire kayak]

silly goose

[thick coyote]

No model changes iirc
But it goes from visually indicating from where sounds are coming to automatically send cyber mastiff into enemies

[quartz ibex]

Gta 6 is gonna fumble harder than cp 2077

[inland mantle]

Gta 6 is never coming

A myth

[gilded socket]

FUCK YOU WORMGIRL

[quartz ibex]

They’re gonna keep saying we need more time

[solar widget]

Honse

[shy sandal]

Is it because of some agreement with Fatshark or just because modding models into the game ain't worth the hassle?

[dire kayak]

:3

[stark bobcat]

DT being server based also makes it harder

[quartz ibex]

Could make the models client sided like helldivers. Highly chance of it not being worth the hassle

[jaunty path]

Since DT is live service

how long do you think its gonna last

[gilded socket]

STOP CALLING ME A HORSE

[stark bobcat]

atleast 2

[shy sandal]

Bummer...

[thick coyote]

Yeah the agreement is that if it's client side it's fair game

[quartz ibex]

A long long time

[inland mantle]

Vt2 is still getting support 7 years later so

Awhile

[quartz ibex]

Maybe 4 more years max

[jaunty path]

At the very least DT can make it cilent side when theyre finally done juicing this game

[thick coyote]

The shirtless mod is one of the few server sided mods (that I know of) and that thing is gate kept af

[inland mantle]

Cause GW doesnt want that mod to be athing

[dire kayak]

shirtless fem loner when 🤤

[gilded socket]

Go watch poorn loserd

[dire kayak]

mods take this one to the glue factory

[solar widget]

Need me a shirtless muscular fem fanatic

[quartz ibex]

Y.E.S

Its probably gonna get a couple more years of support before it ends up like deathwing did

Dead, kept alive by russianbadger fans

[solar widget]

Russian badger

Havent heard that name in decades

[inland mantle]

Hes not that old

tf

[quartz ibex]

He is kinda old

[inland mantle]

not decades tho

[quartz ibex]

33 years old

He was born 1992

[jaunty path]

not that olddd

[inland mantle]

Im talking as a Yter

[quartz ibex]

Eh not that old

[inland mantle]

dumbass

[quartz ibex]

Oh yeah bajur hasnt been around for too long

[quartz ibex]

:3

[quartz ibex]

His payday 2 videos were funny

Also probably the last time the devs properly gave a shit about the game because of the bullying badger did to the studio

[dire kayak]

i love kasane teto ❤️

[quartz ibex]

Baguette moncher our queen

[rough quartz]

That’s crazy

[quartz ibex]

Love yourself NOW!

Damn she deleted the message

[rough quartz]

We know what you said

[quartz ibex]

the council remembers your actions maxine

[dire kayak]

wuh?

i didn't see it

[rough quartz]

Told someone to kill themselves

[dire kayak]

i love krill

[quartz ibex]

Told you to “kill yourself” as a joke, probably discord ai told it to delete or some bs like that

[dire kayak]

i love krill

[quartz ibex]

Whales be like:

[dire kayak]

one in a krillion

[solar widget]

I have not watched his videos

Since 2020

He is old

To me

[quartz ibex]

6 years is a long time tho

[solar widget]

Yey

[inland mantle]

👶

[quartz ibex]

Badger idk about him, watched him a couple times. He’s the reason im into fallout but a caesar fan? Really badger?

[solar widget]

Unc

Fossil

[inland mantle]

True

[solar widget]

I honestly never got into any of the game he played

[dire kayak]

i feel so old

[inland mantle]

Stop being old

[dire kayak]

nah you're lying

[inland mantle]

Simple

[dire kayak]

2020 was 4 years ago silly

[quartz ibex]

Simple as that yeah, refuse to be old

[inland mantle]

Wha

[quartz ibex]

Me when im in a being delusional competiton

[dire kayak]

I REFUSE TO BELIEVE I WAS 12 IN 2020

[thick coyote]

[inland mantle]

Skill issue

[quartz ibex]

09 kid?

[inland mantle]

Become old

[dire kayak]

skrill issue

[inland mantle]

Just think one day you'll be 30

then 40

50

[dire kayak]

NO

[quartz ibex]

Aw hell nah

FUH NAW

[inland mantle]

Go bald maybe

[quartz ibex]

HELL NAH

[dire kayak]

I REFUSE TO ACCEPT ILL GO THROUGH TWINK DEATH

I REFUSE

[quartz ibex]

Same*

[inland mantle]

Sane

[quartz ibex]

Wpuldnt imagine going bald to my worst enemy

[inland mantle]

Wpuldnt

For some it is

[solar widget]

Mods

Draw him bald and pregnant

[inland mantle]

I have shitty genes so I've be balding since my 20s best of luck you dont got them too

[quartz ibex]

Ever tried stopping it?

[dire kayak]

im gonna figure out how to cure aging

[inland mantle]

Yea

Shit cost alot tho so I rock it

[dire kayak]

so i can forever be depressed tgirl twink

[quartz ibex]

Eh probably looks better on you tho.

[gilded socket]

Hmmmm 2020,,,,,

[quartz ibex]

2020 was HELL

[gilded socket]

I was,,,, 12? 13?

[solar widget]

I was like 15 in 2020

I think

[inland mantle]

Anyways dinner time cya losers

[dire kayak]

2020 sucked

[gilded socket]

Huge

[gloomy tartan]

Remember shrek

[dire kayak]

covid hit 2 months before my birthday too

[gloomy tartan]

The world when shrek came out was innocent

[quartz ibex]

Being 12 and stuck at home, not being able to go anywhere just stuck doing online classes and playing games on the background was awesome tho

[dire kayak]

true that

[gilded socket]

Depressing asf tho

I put too many hours in fortnite,,,,,

[quartz ibex]

I enjoyed my 2 years away from school

[quartz ibex]

Valorant for me, gosh i hate that game now.

[dire kayak]

possibly made my adhd worse but ill get over it

[sacred dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/schizophrenia-gif-23531297

[gilded socket]

Rip

[quartz ibex]

Rawdog it

[dire kayak]

risk of rain for me tbh

[gilded socket]

Ew,,,

[dire kayak]

i used to adore that game

[quartz ibex]

Spent so much money on it too

[gilded socket]

Oooufff

[jovial hearth]

I put a lot of time in destiny 2 😭

[quartz ibex]

Probably gonna give it away to someone at school or sum

[dire kayak]

hornse

[gilded socket]

Oh god me too

[quartz ibex]

I feel bad for you

[gilded socket]

I spent 3 summers to d2

[gilded socket]

IM NOT A HORSE IM A DOG

[jovial hearth]

I have like 76 days played in destiny 2

[jovial hearth]

I feel bad for myself dw

[quartz ibex]

Friday the 13th game, servers were meh and filled with russians blasting music on comms but it was fun while covid happened.

[quartz ibex]

Xbox player?

[dire kayak]

i burned like 6 months on satisfactory

[jovial hearth]

Yeah unfortunately

[dire kayak]

loved that game

14/10

[quartz ibex]

Spent like 1200 hours on an autistic map game

[solar widget]

I dont think

I had any games during quarantine

[quartz ibex]

Shit ton of money on dlc’s too

[solar widget]

I didnt get my xbox or nothing until 2021

I was rawdogging the quarantine year

[solar widget]

Horse

[jovial hearth]

Poor soul

[quartz ibex]

Used to have a rule of “Internet allowed only in the weekend rule” until 2020 and it changed because all the classes were in the net. Imagine a 12 year old with unrestricted access to the internet and so much time

[dire kayak]

woof

[quartz ibex]

Wood

Any of you guys parents had any odd rules in the house?

[gilded socket]

Ofc you would

[gilded socket]

Arrwwwwoooooo

[jovial hearth]

The only rule I had was "Don't die and come home fine"

[quartz ibex]

Only have that one rn

[dire kayak]

woof
-# she doesn't know im secretly a cat mwehehehe

[solar widget]

None tbh

[quartz ibex]

Wow

[solar widget]

The cat and horse are both pretending to be dogs

How strange

[quartz ibex]

There’s multiple spies in the base!

[solar widget]

That heavy is a spy!

[quartz ibex]

No!

german accent Tzhat spy is a double agent!

Medic was fun in tf2 ima be honest

[dire kayak]

REAL

I LOVED PLAYING MEDIC

I ONLY PLAYED MEDIC

[quartz ibex]

I still play medic

[dire kayak]

THE GERMAN MAD SCIENTIST IS MINE

[quartz ibex]

Quickfix was so fun to use

[solar widget]

This char is full of twinks

[dire kayak]

NOBODY ELSE CAN HAVE HIM

[quartz ibex]

Calm down he’s all yours bottom

[dire kayak]

hisssss

[quartz ibex]

But i think medic has someone else in his eyes though

A heavy russian dude, know him?

[quartz ibex]

You included

[dire kayak]

where does he live?

i need to take care of something

[quartz ibex]

Siberia i think?

[dire kayak]

i can get there

[quartz ibex]

Gonna be a loooong road

Even if you went as the crow flies

[sleek harness]

He's gay

[marsh iris]

eats lots of stick of butter

[gilded socket]

Awwoooouuu!!!

[marsh iris]

✊ 🐺 awoo packmates

[solar widget]

Nope

Nuh uh

[quartz ibex]

Anyways its 05:05 in the morming im gonna head to bed, yall have a good day/night!

[dire kayak]

for now

[sleek harness]

Maxine you seeing this dude? She likes Medic TF2

[quartz ibex]

Yuh uh

[dire kayak]

THE GERMAN SCIENTIST IS MINE.

[solar widget]

Nuh uh

You have no proof

[sleek harness]

I don't think you should own people

That's like

Slavery

[quartz ibex]

Being a Destiny player is quite enough

[dire kayak]

HES MINE

[sleek harness]

Slavery is a crime

[dire kayak]

I DONT CARE ABOUT THE LAW

HES MINE

[sleek harness]

But morally is seem as evil

[dire kayak]

EVEN IF IM SHORTER THAN HIM ILL GET HIM

[sleek harness]

I think he's like, 5ft

[rocky radish]

If we block/ignore people who horny talk, I wonder if this channel would become a ghost town

[sleek harness]

Someone already did that

We made fun of them

[dire kayak]

it would

[sleek harness]

He never talked in this server ever again

[rocky radish]

For being too smart?

[sleek harness]

No, he was blocking everyone on general chat for not being on topic

Like

[solar widget]

I have never played destiny

[sleek harness]

This is fucking dumb

[dire kayak]

who were they?

[sleek harness]

I don't remember and don't care

[dire kayak]

i wanna know who to be the sloppiest, freakiest person around

[sleek harness]

It was Big Boi

He's not here with us anymore

[rocky radish]

Stuff is going to go off topic. That's the nature of discord. But it's always the same shit, and it's kinda creepy

[sleek harness]

You probably joined after he was banned btw

[dire kayak]

yeah i did

i joined like a week ago

[sleek harness]

Yeah so you got here in the most light and boring era of this server

[dire kayak]

my antics will make it a little more entertaining

[sleek harness]

Please don't become Big Boi 2...

[dire kayak]

they can't contain my sillyness

[sleek harness]

He used to like, love Hadron

[gilded socket]

Oooo pulp fiction

[sleek harness]

He even showed me a obese Hadron art

[gilded socket]

I like pyro,,,,

[sleek harness]

Which he commisined

[sleek harness]

The only girl mec?

[dire kayak]

what the hell happened to "the flesh is weak"?!

[sleek harness]

Understandable

[dire kayak]

i like medic...

[sleek harness]

I like Demoman

[slim axle]

i Scummed so hard today, finished all ability penances

[dire kayak]

me too...

[gilded socket]

Fucj you

[gilded socket]

OH THEYRE GONNA HAVE TO GLUE YOU BACK TOGETHER

[sleek harness]

So like, you are poly?

[gilded socket]

IN HELL

[dire kayak]

i wish...

[slim axle]

i feel neutral towards all of the Cast of TF2, however, i feel a burning Hatred of Sniper.

[dire kayak]

i wanna be poly with demo and medic...

id never be poly with real people

[gilded socket]

The VA’s are cool

[dire kayak]

i actually wanna try sniper if i ever get back into the game

[sleek harness]

Anime girl harem

[gilded socket]

I know a poly and theyre cool

[slim axle]

one puts Baboon's Uterus inside you, the other is drunk most of the time

[dire kayak]

mmmm... i get a uterus too...

[slim axle]

Honestly chat, for me its Merasmus.
i want the ancient Summerian Eldritch Arcane cuddle

[dire kayak]

mmm...

wizard...

[slim axle]

yes

Wizards are hot af

anywaysd

gotta do some Tyromancy

see if the next class is gonna be either Gouda or Parmesan

[dire kayak]

i love psyker...

id smash fem loner

but id probably be with male seer

he's silly.....

[gilded socket]

Girlsmell…….

[dire kayak]

mmmmm.....

[slim axle]

is that the one that calls you Simpleton?

also

[gilded socket]

Yummy,,,

[dire kayak]

agreedd...

[slim axle]

mmmm...... cheese smell...

[dire kayak]

i wanna be a bug beneath her heel....

[slim axle]

Freaktide

[gilded socket]

Need,,,,,

[dire kayak]

samee...

i wish i could rizz up girls...

[inland mantle]

I wonder why you cant

[slim axle]

[visual vortex]

I actually fucking hate the loner voices

[dire kayak]

[visual vortex]

"Oh hurr durr it's me! A traumatized incel! I'm going to be an absolute asshole to everyone and everything around me despite most being passive towards me! I'm so quirky and unique! I must let everyone sense my large ego and must bully others of my kind! :3"

[dire kayak]

im normal with other people :(

[inland mantle]

🧢

[visual vortex]

I fucking hate this

[dire kayak]

🤤

[visual vortex]

This is all i sense from loner voices

It isnt charismatic or unique compared to the other voices

[dire kayak]

I AM

[visual vortex]

It's legit just "I'm so quirky because I'm an asshole!"

[dire kayak]

IM NORMAL SOMETIMES

okay im not normal

but im less freaky sometimes

[visual vortex]

This is true

[slim axle]

Loner is just too advanced for you to understand, his mind is too powerful.

[dire kayak]

by my incomparable mind

[dire kayak]

MEANIE

[gilded socket]

Just gotta try,,,

[dire kayak]

i ammmm

[visual vortex]

No he's not advanced

He's a fucking asshole that gets outsmarted by the brawler ogryn

[slim axle]

that never happened lmao

[visual vortex]

I would eat a watermelon daily for a month if it means fatshark removes the loner voices

[inland mantle]

Sounds like the dream ngl

[dire kayak]

b but :(

i love her :(

[visual vortex]

I already ate two entire watermelons todau

[visual vortex]

I dont

My word is law

[slim axle]

a Watermelon daily? mf thats good. you gotta sacrifice First Borns daily so that Fatshark even hears you

[dire kayak]

i break the law

[slim axle]

chad

[inland mantle]

Do you tho?

[slim axle]

chad depnding on which law

[visual vortex]

My law

Which is the one not fueling my egotistical delusions

[slim axle]

if its taxes, then its beyond Chad

[visual vortex]

So they are factually incorrect at every turn

[dire kayak]

i don't i feel bad whenever i have

:(

[inland mantle]

Understandable

[dire kayak]

WHY DOES IT FEEL LKKE GR IS INTERROGSTING ME

[inland mantle]

Carry on

[visual vortex]

They srent

[slim axle]

many such cases

[inland mantle]

True

[dire kayak]

IM NOT TELLING YOU WHERE I HID THAT FAMILY OF FOUR

[inland mantle]

I already know where

[visual vortex]

(Floor boards)

[inland mantle]

As I live in your walls

[slim axle]

but where do you hide your snacks
i just wanna know this

[visual vortex]

We've been eating your drywall

[dire kayak]

you'll never get the launch codes from me

[visual vortex]

It's rlly good

😋

[gilded socket]

To whom

[dire kayak]

the bag with you

[dire kayak]

girlsss

ones i like

[inland mantle]

To get game you gotta get off discord for starters

[slim axle]

you must NOT talk with Women. thou shall play Warhammer Games and only read the lore.

[gilded socket]

Mane 5 girls

[solar widget]

Micheal jordan

[inland mantle]

[slim axle]

Honestly, im not even gonna bother with trying to get into a Relationship when im off College. genuinelly dont see the Pros.

[inland mantle]

4 more now

[gilded socket]

Trvth

[dire kayak]

me, you, mallow, hadron and michael jordan

[inland mantle]

Hmm

[gilded socket]

These the gurls you trying to rizz

[slim axle]

Im gonna grow my capital until im financially stable, then maybe at my 30's i look for someone

[dire kayak]

nuh uhh

[inland mantle]

Good luck

[dire kayak]

kissing men

that's the only pro you need

[slim axle]

i dont need Luck, i only need the cops to not notice that im doing a Pyramid Scheme

[inland mantle]

👑

[gilded socket]

Suuurreee

[dire kayak]

NO

NUH UH

[slim axle]

Im gonna live without that, genuinelly, "needing" a Relationship is something that i do not want, i would like to kiss men sure, but to get to the kissing part its such a hassle that i get lazy, plus, im a terrible person to be around, so im gonna keep my life to myself and live in my Wizard Tower House, doing Programmings and shits

[gilded socket]

Shhhh loserd

[dire kayak]

[slim axle]

i genuinelly do not know WHY people dont do Houses with Towers anymore

modern architecture and its consequences have been a disaster for society

[inland mantle]

True

[slim axle]

like- shit, you doing your "minimalist" house, sure it has its charm... problem is- no Tower? wtf?

[dire kayak]

you don't have to date me to kiss me

[dire kayak]

so real

[slim axle]

are you Brazillian? if yes- im sorry for you, if no- yeah no i dont think i can upload my lips to kiss

[inland mantle]

Brazil you say eh

Wheres the rat man when you need him

[slim axle]

if the world worked on World Of Darkness logic, maybe i could trave through the Pattern Web to your place if i was Awakened, aka, a Mage.

[solar widget]

Needle pistol might just be my favorite weapon

[slim axle]

CAPTURE OPPORTUNITY ON SIGHT

[inland mantle]

Mmm

Wonder why

[slim axle]

Arent You Something Special... ehehehe

[inland mantle]

Trappers arent real dont gaslight me

[dire kayak]

one of my friends hate trappers JUST because they laugh at him

[inland mantle]

Skill issue

[slim axle]

Trapper is
honestly Trapper voicelines scratch something in my brain....

[inland mantle]

[shy sandal]

Brazil mentioned 🇧🇷

[dire kayak]

the bag with you

[slim axle]

SHITzil. i hate this place.

[slim axle]

net*

[shy sandal]

Trapper makes me feel sexually harassed with her voicelines

[slim axle]

thats what scratches my brain

[dire kayak]

my favourite feeling... 🤤

jkjk

[slim axle]

rock

bock

tock

sock

dock

co-

[shy sandal]

She sounds like those guys who go

"Are you a g-g-g-gamer girl?" mouth breathing noises

[slim axle]

why does he pregnant man emoji exist

[inland mantle]

You know why

[shy sandal]

yaoi

[fair bridge]

fucking stupid ass discord features

[slim axle]

Discord Staff prank?

[fair bridge]

why do i need to quick react anything

[dire kayak]

transboy representation

[fair bridge]

hate this stupid app

[dire kayak]

transboys can get pregnant

[inland mantle]

Dont use discord then ez

[slim axle]

anyways, i gotta go chat, gonna listen to "Wolf In Sheep's Clothing" and walk around in circles

[solar widget]

Im gonna fucking kill you and no one will find your body

[inland mantle]

Do it

[shy sandal]

talking about changes...

Bro Tik Tok got owned by Oracle for one day and half the people i follow got their accounts frozen, and my feed is getting spammed with pro ICE content

[slim axle]

uh oh! another victim from my Shotgun Trap

[shy sandal]

Allen, we are so fucked

[slim axle]

good thing i never used Tik Tok and my attention span is intact.

[inland mantle]

"gotta go chat"

[marsh iris]

no

[inland mantle]

Hmm

[shy sandal]

I use it mostly for art tutorials.

Chinese artist have some of the best tips for digital art

[inland mantle]

Perchance

[solar widget]

Tik tok

Never used it

I get my brainrot from instagram reels

It why im racist

[inland mantle]

Checks out

Your in a 40k server

[marsh iris]

reddit is number one

[twin dirge]

I must enter the mines

[dire kayak]

akita neru

[solar widget]

Reddit is icky and gross

[dire kayak]

haiii akita neru

[twin dirge]

[shy sandal]

I never got used to reddit, the forum format isn't really for me

[inland mantle]

3 more days till the rock and stone update 🙂

[twin dirge]

I use reddit for decently relevant game information, a lot of wikis are outdated as fuck so it's better to just look at what other people have tested and posted

And prawns

[dire kayak]

i cannot waittt

[twin dirge]

Y'all are lucky I gotta wait another week

[inland mantle]

Yet another reason to not play DT

[marsh iris]

idk i just join several subs of interest and they just fill up my scrolls

[twin dirge]

Being locked to Xbox

[inland mantle]

L

[marsh iris]

just click on the post if you feel like trolling

[twin dirge]

I'm not gonna share gum with you anymore

[dire kayak]

can i have their gum instead?

[inland mantle]

Just spend like 1k on a pc and setup ez

Or with ram nowadays 2k

[solar widget]

Yo

[shy sandal]

I'll prolly be forced into learning it. Cause there's a lot of clientele there for commissions, but you gotta have "karma" or an account with decent engagement to be able to post there

[twin dirge]

Sure

[solar widget]

Just go break into a guys house

[dire kayak]

YAAAYYY

[solar widget]

And steal his pc

[dire kayak]

❤️

[solar widget]

Not that hard

[inland mantle]

Say less I'm coming over

[solar widget]

I have

No pc

Stupid

Idiot

Hah

Hah

Hah

[inland mantle]

Ill take your kidneys then

[solar widget]

I dont have those either

[inland mantle]

Oh word?

Carry on

[solar widget]

Im a single celled organism

[dire kayak]

i have 57 kidneys

[inland mantle]

57? round up 67

[marsh iris]

oof yeah, prolly new accounts gonna have to go through that

6️⃣ 7️⃣

[somber stream]

Chat, my asian colleagues are mentioning something about a new virus with 70% fatality rate

Chat, what the fuck

[dire kayak]

give me a hug

[solar widget]

Sorry guys

I ate a bat

That was bad my

[inland mantle]

No

[somber stream]

🫂

[marsh iris]

untimely

[quaint moss]

yo i heard stealing

im in

[inland mantle]

Indeed

[somber stream]

It's another bat related virus, jesus

[inland mantle]

Need you to steal @solar widget this nerds soul

[quaint moss]

oh gg easy dubs

[solar widget]

😒
Just say you want me

Weirdo

[inland mantle]

Hmm

I only like other rocks so no

Too fleshy

[marsh iris]

who had been eating bats again

[somber stream]

Indian, aparently

https://www.koreabiomed.com/news/articleView.html?idxno=28922

[inland mantle]

Sounds like a skill issue

[quaint moss]

i want your soul, so hand it over goddammit

[marsh iris]

singapore?! goodbye chat

[inland mantle]

a pore can sing

Real

[quaint moss]

?_?

[thick coyote]

Oh
Fatality rate that high
It'll be fine

It's going to cull itself

[quaint moss]

i mean, atleast the antivax movement will die off quick

[inland mantle]

70% of no more taxes

Win

[marsh iris]

taxpayers dying, the surviving ones get to pay higher tax to overcome the loss

[somber stream]

Mostly fruit bat huh? Then mostly Asia will be affected

[quaint moss]

batman

[inland mantle]

manbat

[somber stream]

Stop eating bat, ffs

[inland mantle]

No

[somber stream]

[inland mantle]

😈

[marsh iris]

time to stop dooming @somber stream

[somber stream]

Back to gooning

[dire kayak]

ive played plague inc enough to know that

only evolve a ton of lethality when youve infected everyone

[somber stream]

The existence of the udder emoji in the official Darktide discord server, puzzle me to no end

[marsh iris]

move to greenland ez

[inland mantle]

Umm hold on gotta recall why it's there

[marsh iris]

unless orange virus got there first

[inland mantle]

Something something game reviewer said the old zealot tree (Patch 13) looked like udders

[dire kayak]

who needs arms with legs like these?

[dire kayak]

wha?

no no

i need to see this

[somber stream]

Unreal

[marsh iris]

no its the skill tree dev said is like udders and teats

[modest flume]

Tournament?

[inland mantle]

Ah

[somber stream]

Udders

[inland mantle]

Forgot the exact reason

[somber stream]

[marsh iris]

you want to focus mainly the top line fully or branch out to the teats

[inland mantle]

I mean they werent wrong tho

[twin flower]

teats?

[dusky narwhal]

Need help getting true survivor

😓

Been getting sold

[inland mantle]

https://discord.com/channels/727074276724965407/1045597890472579075

[somber stream]

Remember Concord 2? Overwhelmingly Negative rating on Steam

[inland mantle]

Forgot that came out today ngl

Just saw it on yt

[somber stream]

Dead on arrival

[inland mantle]

Not shocking

Who doesnt love hero shooter slop

[somber stream]

Geoff please

[modest flume]

Me

I don't play them

[marsh iris]

concord? the failed moba?

[inland mantle]

Speaking of which isnt that game 3v3? how would that even work seems why to small for really any pvp game

[twin flower]

I only knew concord from secret level ngl

[marsh iris]

with the ugly af skins?

[arctic escarp]

100% took inspo from cod

[somber stream]

No, Concord 2, the other failed Hero shooter

[arctic escarp]

only cod has 3v3 mode and just normal 6v6

[somber stream]

I forgot the name lol

[inland mantle]

Hmm

I could see that

[marsh iris]

uhhh

[hard crane]

3v3? like brawlstars?

[somber stream]

'Highguard'

[marsh iris]

brawlstars? mobile game?

[inland mantle]

My guard is indeed high

[marsh iris]

ohh the horses

was it?

[somber stream]

The one Geoff hyped up during TGA

Yeah that

[twin dirge]

AUGHHHHHH

Chat someone threw a coffee on the floor

I'm gonna go wash my toaster now

[inland mantle]

Ha ha

[ripe tangle]

@somber stream Ist es homosex Deutscher zu sein?

[dire kayak]

bushman

[marsh iris]

trailer looks cool though, got bamboozled

[somber stream]

...

[dire kayak]

be my dad please

[somber stream]

Lucia

[ripe tangle]

answer me Licht

[dire kayak]

YAAAAYYY

[somber stream]

There are plenty of homosex

[ripe tangle]

There are lots in every country from what I gather

[inland mantle]

True

[somber stream]

[ripe tangle]

even if it’s not okay to be in every country

[shy sandal]

My friend played it and streamed it for me.

It's basically a mix of every si gle shooter genre ever in the most generic way possible.

[inland mantle]

Man wonder why it's flopping

[somber stream]

Yeah i've noticed, very generic and uninspiring

[modest flume]

I don't mind, but why me?

[somber stream]

Not that bad to the point of getting overwhelmingly negative though, TGA did this

[inland mantle]

Review bombs arent anything new tbf

[marsh iris]

[arctic escarp]

it went from overwhelming to mostly negative

[somber stream]

Have you been spreading managed democracy?

[inland mantle]

From what I saw around mixed should be where it's at imo it's not the worse game ever

[somber stream]

Nothing good, nothing terrible. Just very mid

[twin flower]

Whats concord about

[modest flume]

Like your average gamer even knows what good product is

[inland mantle]

True

[shy sandal]

3% to 10% of the population is estimated to be homosexual. Of course, that data does not account to people who may be closeted due to societal or cultural backlash

[marsh iris]

ugly ass skins

char design

[inland mantle]

Didnt they spend like 200m on that game?

[twin flower]

jesus christ

[somber stream]

400

[marsh iris]

unfortunately xD

[inland mantle]

Zamn

[twin flower]

JESUS CHRIST

[somber stream]

They spent 400

[twin flower]

whats even in there worth 400mil lmao

[twin dirge]

I bet I could make a game in a cave with a box of scraps and have it come out better than concord did

[solar widget]

Wasnt the max amount of players of all time under like 20 k

[inland mantle]

Development hell

[somber stream]

'The next star wars' was the vision

[marsh iris]

400mil to make look like any other generic moba shooter but way uglier

whoulda thunk

[inland mantle]

Lets take a look on steam player counts

[solar widget]

Nah im playing darktide

[inland mantle]

well on steam it was 697 of a peak

[solar widget]

Yikes

[marsh iris]

triple A trash < Indie gems

[elder merlin]

[twin dirge]

This guy spitting facts

[solar widget]

I was gonna say 10k but i felt like i was being too judgy

[inland mantle]

True

[solar widget]

It was less than 1k

🥺😢

[inland mantle]

Cant recall the last time I got a AAA game

[somber stream]

I'm still waiting for that Papers, please but it's a Orbital canon air defense game

[modest flume]

helldivers

[twin dirge]

My last AAA game was uh

[inland mantle]

Hmm

[shy sandal]

Steamcharts isn't a reliable source to see if a game has a playerbase or not though.

[modest flume]

[inland mantle]

Are they AAA?

HD2

Thought AA

[somber stream]

AA

[marsh iris]

its as if throwing money on game development makes it even worse?? how math?

[inland mantle]

I know point still stands

[modest flume]

ehhh I wouldn't necessarily say triple A

[twin dirge]

Is Nightreign AAA?

[somber stream]

HD2 wasn't expected to be that successful

[inland mantle]

Didnt sale well

Or I guess it went f2p at some point

[modest flume]

They did get the entire Sony marketing red carpet

[twin dirge]

Maybe sm2

[modest flume]

(and then Sony ripped it apart)

[somber stream]

Barely, i hardly heard of the game until the community made it so

[shy sandal]

Studio ratings make no sense. Fuggedaboudit

[inland mantle]

I never got a ad for it

[modest flume]

My friends tried to get me to play the original HD, even before 2 was announced

[twin dirge]

Chat I play games I find fun, idrc if it's got 1 a or 3 as

[somber stream]

Expectation wasn't high, for both Sony and AH lol

[modest flume]

Never got around to it but it's on the bucket list

[inland mantle]

Me when it comes to rougelites

[twin dirge]

We can kiss in the corner as I agree with this

[modest flume]

Your face is fun

[twin dirge]

I love rougelites and likes

My favorite game is RoR2

[inland mantle]

Real

[twin dirge]

You tryna get wifed bro?

[inland mantle]

Hes already a dad

[twin dirge]

I'll be the mom

[marsh iris]

ill be the uncle

[inland mantle]

Bushman got a whole family in one day of chatting

[twin dirge]

Raise the little shit in my own image

[modest flume]

What a wholesome and productive day

[sleek harness]

What kind of open family is this

[modest flume]

I have a loving wife and a beautiful daughter

(and a cool brother apparently)

[twin dirge]

Guys he called me loving

[marsh iris]

[twin dirge]

Getting married to the homies in the darktide discord

[quaint moss]

not again

[inland mantle]

Did your unc touch your pages

[quaint moss]

one with many many questions

[gaunt kernel]

Anybody got a link to DT modders Discord?

[stark bobcat]

https://discord.com/channels/727074276724965407/1042847554062262282

[quaint moss]

it snowed 20 inches, they tryna drown me

[marsh iris]

[inland mantle]

#📌communities message

[sleek harness]

Who is the grandma

[quaint moss]

dead

[inland mantle]

You live next door or some shit that's about how much I got

[sleek harness]

Big Boi then

[quaint moss]

idk maybe

[marsh iris]

the uncle that lives in the basement and make strange noises at night while the family is sleeping above

[inland mantle]

Damn

[quaint moss]

who tf is that 🤣

[sleek harness]

Dude

[inland mantle]

A guy who got banned

[sleek harness]

You don't know Big Boi?

Impossible

[inland mantle]

They newer

[quaint moss]

too bad go to the attic

[inland mantle]

Dont know the #1 hadron gooner

[quaint moss]

?-?

[quaint moss]

yo they have a rank

[inland mantle]

Yea

[marsh iris]

attics full of dead deers

[inland mantle]

Tell them to leave ez

[marsh iris]

nah let them cook

[modest flume]

RIP

Wondered what happened

[inland mantle]

Much like rewdy posted porn

[quaint moss]

why do people do this

[modest flume]

I don't miss him but Big Boi was... alright

[quaint moss]

is they are filled with dumb juice

[modest flume]

Funny in a stupid meme way

[inland mantle]

True

Tbf rewdy should have got banned long before that

[modest flume]

no no I agree

all of them should've

[marsh iris]

lewdy

[inland mantle]

One day Ill get banned and be free 😔

[modest flume]

I won't forget you

sentient geode

[quaint moss]

ill forget you

[inland mantle]

You hear that knocking on your door? Open up

[twin dirge]

I'm gonna let the sink in

[solar widget]

Them

There were multiple?

Tea?

[inland mantle]

Many gen chat gooners

[twin dirge]

I'm one of them

AUGHHHH

[twin dirge]

I want in sefonis fish tank

[modest flume]

have fun, dear

[solar widget]

Hadron so overrated

Ya’ll dont know class

[modest flume]

make sure to be home before 11

[solar widget]

YEEEES

[inland mantle]

One day FS will get sick of us and do a ban wave

[solar widget]

sefoni best girl

Trust

[twin dirge]

Thanks hunny, I'll be back to cook you dinner

[quaint moss]

but im in the shower, cant

[solar widget]

Oh boy

I hope i get banned

[inland mantle]

Ill wait but hurry it's fucking cold

[marsh iris]

i got banned once, because i asked nicely

[twin dirge]

I was about to say something utterly deranged

Good thing I have self control

[solar widget]

I should ask to get banned

Even nicelyer

[quaint moss]

ill send the dog to open the door, arby trained (he bites)

[quaint moss]

nuh uh

[marsh iris]

LET IT BE FREE

[quaint moss]

[twin dirge]

Let me in that shower while you're nice and soggy

[solar widget]

[twin dirge]

Just be careful with the soap